No teeth Karma.

Nami

Quirk chungus.

One more Karma thread I swear........

went 0-4 today I think its time to quit for the day....

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>>554519524
She deserves it...
also, she's so fucking LUCKY...

I think its time to quit for the season...

chat i have 390RP should i get nightblade irelia for 338 or beg for 48rp with art to get battle bunny riven for 438?

>>554520594
battle bunny riven is the coolest skin in the game stilll so you should go for it!!

>>554520594
you should draw battle bunny riven dancing for 48rp and nightblade irelia throwing it at her

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>>554520594
Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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first chest of the season gives me this

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>>554520594
bb riven is good and iconic, irelia has other decent skins.
if you ask riot for some rp they will automatically throw you a bone last time i did it, i dont think any human even look at your drawing.

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>>554521148
>good and iconic
it's slop
they even designed a whole slop skinline around it later(anima squad)

>>554521395
it's good and iconic because the anima squad doesn't even follow it's original design. they will never ever execute their free will to make a skin like that again.

When Riven gets her VU battle bunny will be reworked into the anima squad skin line and made to look like it

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>>554521685
they already made an anima squad version
they still acknowledge it's original playboy design, china even made multiple chroma splash arts for it.

>Everyone in challenger is using streamer mode
But why

>>554519524
are you still a spammer apologist now that they're dumping pizza

>>554521685
riven won't get a vgu for many years for the same reason as shaco
she is an otp champ and otps are too used to the default animations
she is also kinda hard to work with like samira so i guess the only real vgu she might get is straight up a copy paste of the legendary skin's animations onto every skin

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Yone!

>>554522208
the main use case for streamer mode is to defeat having their account looked up before and during a game, for better or worse

>>554521148
Do you think people draw league porn and send it to them?

>3 cost galaxy
>milio
>no ixtal champ in the next 10 shops
>winstreak augments on 2-1 only

hmm yep thats a riot mandated lp tax, alt tab until krugs ff angle

https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/Ehz6x_VgGD0cugoiBEuxiQ/

if you shit on people for their rank because you're too mentally ill to be human you should get a j*b

>>554523258
>you should get a j*b
I'm gs-15
Fuck you shitlow

They REALLY don't want champs to be played off role lol

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>>554523258
0 jab
0 fuck given
still 100% human

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

>>554523527
Post the full art

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You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"

>>554523392
except sylas who easily fits in 4 roles

Isn't braum just leona but better

>design smolder and skarner
>get fired because you're clearly fucking retarded
>abominations are left in the game forever
i wonder where that retard is right now
what games is he ruining out there

why do poppy builds have to be so boring? shes not very good lethality.. bruiser poppy is just tank poppy with sundered and her state mandated mana item

>>554523589
you cant spell "fisting" without a "fish"

Just finished a game and got a battle pass reward, Chogath champion permanent.
My first thought was like sarcasm, great I have only owned Cho for like a decade or something. Then it hit me that decade is wrong.
I’ve been playing this game for 17 years. SEVENTEEN YEARS
That honestly messed with my head for a second. There are very few things in my life I can say I’ve done consistently for 17 years.
I don’t even play the same way anymore. My role changed, I have different goals, and different amounts of time committed. But somehow I still queue up.
Has that fully sunk in for anyone else? How long we’ve actually been playing this game?
It kind of blows my mind.

>>554525501
Ive been playing League for more if my life than i havent been playing League.
I started when i was 9 now im in my 20's

Oral sex with Aurora

Aatrox VGU is one of the most awesome and fun champions and is a 10/10, but old aatrox just before VGU was a confident 6/10 and one of better auto attackers.
Imagine if we kept the oldtrox (one just before the VGU) and newtrox kit was given to let's say trundle, Jax or tryndamere VGU, who are all currently too counterpicky vs auto attack champions.

>>554526091
that'll be 20000$ and a rabies shot

>>554526169
she doesnt have rabies...

>>554526285
do you think you are the first to ask for oral?

it's such a weird fucking experience to play unranked game modes in league
there is no other game on the market where i am feeling like i am completely out of place and i am being targeted by whole teams
every fucking time i go into norms or aram i am being 5man ulted and hunted to the point where i can't even leave the spawn
most of the time this makes people lose the game, but even then they can only focus on 1 thing and it is killing me repeatedly

i can have a fraction of the damage of my teammates
i can have literally 1/10th of my teammates' kills and they will still only target me

game ends and i check their match histories, they are all premades
every
single
time
it's a full stack on voicecom
hunting me for fun
every
fucking
game

there is no vidya on the market, and hasn't been in atleast 20 years where i felt the same way about playing a game
no match goes by without me checking profiles only to see that everybody is stacking it except me

playing league alone is the most miserable experience

>>554526327
the first and the last

>>554526414
im sorry to tell you her line is long.. why dont you try some locally caught fish first her name is nami and she longs for it too..

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>>554526359
here you go, schizo. this one's fresh. Happens all the time in my games, but it makes sense considering what I play and how I queued. It can be manipulated with some luck, timing and awareness (+ team cooperation but lets not get all crazy lest I suddenly become the schizo).

>>554526454
Come for Neeko instead. Look at her lips and tell me it isn't enticing. Just so you know, she was a lesbian before sucking dick, now she wouldn't care less about pussy.

Does Viego fuck Vex? I'd fuck Vex if I was him

>>554526838
No, he's way too loyal to Isolde. If he had wanted to though Vex probably would have let him easily.

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hello, new player here and I've got a question. Is it possible to play this game fully pve? I don't like interacting with other people, but I really really like Nunu & Willump as jungle. I'm looking to hit ranked as soon as I reach level 30, is pve strategy viable?

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>>554525723
no wonder you guys are all fucking sociopaths

>>554527712
no
you'll have to fight people and play with your team at some point in the game

>>554526661
comparing anyone against neeko is cheating. shes the ultimate sex doll

do yordles date humans or just other yordles

>>554527712
theoretically you could play toplane and perma farm and sidelane, but you'll need a great amount of map awareness to not have to interact with ganking/defending enemies. In extreme low elo this is a very viable strat to climb

>>554521685
>When Riven gets her VU battle bunny will be reworked into the anima squad skin line and made to look like it
What if when and if she gets visually updated they destroy her and ruin her animation cancels?

>play morde
>assassinoid jumps on my carry
>press ult
>squish bug
>carry keeps thanking me saying nobody has ever done this to them
>several games later
>play rhaast
>my mid gets lee Q-d
>i W lee mid air
>kill blind man
>mid tells me nobody would do this for them

every day i get reminded how low iq most league players are
now that i think of it i've never seen people doing these in my games either
crazy world we live in

import more shitskins onegai
lego legends

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>>554525501
I started playing League in 2013. I've been on and off with the game since 2017 or 2018 though.

>>554528250
Vex canonically had a crush on a human, in Arcane (if you want to consider it canon) we see a yordle prostitute in a human city, and there's I guess some slight implication that Poppy might have had feelings for Orlon, and there was that one no longer canon comic of Ziggs going on a date with Jinx, so yes, everything points towards yordles and humans getting it on.

>>554525723
same her started when I was 11 and im 25 now

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>6 hours of (low-quality) sleep into a 3 hour exam
do i ruin my day even further and play ranked

>>554528250
In League of Legends canon, yordles almost exclusively form romantic relationships with other yordles.
The only exception would be Vex having a one sided crush on Viego before she found out he was doing all that for another woman and got the ICK.

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>>554528945
>exams at the very start of the semester
do bongaloids really?

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death

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I haven't showered for about a week or so, and my crotch area stinks. Champs for this feel?

>>554529321
if i don't shower every day my skin starts itching and i can't sleep at night
i recommend twitch for that particular feel

>>554529321
same. gnar because that's my main

>>554529321
urgot, I doubt he can actually wash his groin area at all

>>554529437
>if i don't shower every day my skin starts itching
Oh cool, I'm not the only one. One time I said the same thing and people responded like there was something wrong with my body and that's not supposed to happen. I started wondering if it's an allergy or something.

>>554528791
>>554528970
so all those humans who get into bandle city and are said to remain there for years just stay for the pussy

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>>554529437
>>554529447
>>554529535
Out of all 3 of these options, I vibe with Gnar the most. I'll queue Mayram and hopefully I get him.

>>554528791
Oh I also forgot that time Rumble tried to give Sona a flower (at Tristana's detriment) which implies that yordles can find the more attractive humans so hot they prefer them even over other yordles.

Sona's reaction also implies it's not necessarily reciprocal though.

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>>554529874
Gg, didn't get Gnar

The lore used to be more fun and charming before the reboot. It surprisingly made more sense despite the silly stuff. Now we have a disjointed mess that feels like a teen trying to be deep and edgy, and it clashes with the game itself. That's why Arcane Jinx is supposed to be canon yet she's NOTHING like LoL Jinx. We're supposed to believe they're the same character.

>>554530021
>(at Tristana's detriment)
Tristana doesnt like Rumble either.
Hes a "sex pest" type character whos horny for everyone but nobody likes him back.

>>554528638
ram costs 400 bucks a stick because of this btw

>>554530356
Well, for a second there it seemed she was giving him a chance, but then he blew it in the absolute most catastrophic way possible so...

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Rumble might be lolgcore

Sona's breasts made me miss CS

>>554530581
happens to the best of us

>>554529437
You're probably drying the shit out of your skin which causes the itching. Or it's the soap you're using. Unless you live in a tropical climate or do hard labor/exercise every day you really shouldn't be showering every day.

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>>554529321
A-anon?!

>>554530706
if i live in a temperate climate and stay in climate controlled conditions for most of the week, what is the recommended shower interval?

Yes you should be showering everyday, just not necessarily use soap everytime, especially if it doesn't have a neutral pH...

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>>554530831
You shower when you go outside...there is no real interval...
i sometimes shower because the water feels nice and warm..

>>554531124
exaaactly. when people are going to see me irl i shower otherwise i sometimes stay stinky for weeks

>>554530831
There is no recommended interval. You shower as you need to based on where you live and what you're doing.

>>554531203
>i sometimes stay stinky for weeks

this is why this place is so toxic
you're all swamp ogres

/shower/ general

>>554531124
am i a retard for interpreting this as evil? anyone else get that vibe?

>>554531594
well i gave the conditions in the hopes of nevermind league of legends buff vanguard

>>554531645
reddit. now.

>>554531203
Unfortunately if you acquire a foid this is a hard habit to break because after a while she isn't "another person" to your subconscious and then she calls you stinky and won't have sex with you until you shower more

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>>554530819
What?!?!? Got something to say, ANON?!?!?

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>stuck in bronze with my 1mil onetrick off-meta support that constantly gets me reported and death threats, adcs basically never play around me
>man I must just suck at the game
>out of frustration, start spamming games with a normal support
>86% winrate the last few games
>hitlercarry like every single game
oh, so this is how support is supposed to feel huh. wow this role is really easy if you just play it normally

>>554531728
I didnt mean it as evil, why would you interpret it that way?

>>554531849
Yeah I play Syndra support often and every game is a struggle solely because you're an obvious magnet for worthless criticism, god forbid you ever die once in lane your team will just give up on the game and report you

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It sure smells like unwashed cocks in here

>>554531774
No woman has ever shown any interest in me, only gay men have, so I'm not worried. I used to care a lot and try hard to look good and impress everyone and make friends and talk to girls but everyone else in the world is evil and against me and just wants to hurt me so I stopped.

>>554531950
nevermind. wrong impression. sorry

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Femanons dont shower dayli either. From my personal experience with woman they are a lot more nasty than man

i'm gonna add an extra n to my name

>lolg has no stalkers argument proved wrong
>again

The bad smell is from the soap rotting on your skin once you dont shower for long enought all the remaining soap gets out of your skin and you dont smell bad anymore no matter how long you dont shower.

>>554532936
your names igga?

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This thread...

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>>554533056
TRVTH NUKE

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Briar won

i start running it down and forcing dodges when my support locks in a mage. thank god chinese accounts cost 2 euros

I shower 10 times a week

i play adc and i dont shower
my support has to like me how i am

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ekkobros...

>>554535606
but you can't physically cuddle or get intimate with someone over 4chan

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>dont want to play league
Oof.. todays gonna be some prog metal i stead if drum n bass
https://youtu.be/D2GoLDbKdVo?si=Y6snyExwkfzQc8k8

Eitherway. Gonna play league tommor or in 2 days. Any headsup on the new toplane q? How do i even complete the quest

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>>554535797
hi dnbanon i've been meaning to catch you sometime
do you fw techstep
https://youtu.be/HdNXSHfT7-s

>>554536015
Why'd you want to catch me? You can just catch me ingame you know, though i dont play league right now i usuaööy have client in the background
>the song
Goes hard 《im on moly though 》

>>554535580
no...

>>554536015
Ah overlooked the 2nd half of the post.
I dont know what techstep is, the only real electronic muis i listen to is drum n bass and industrial. This one is woth vocaös, but most of tje times its without
https://youtu.be/Ly9P237ix68?si=-IeiPlOJ8WR198-v

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You wouldn't a fish.