Previous: >>554487528>NewsAgent Record | Ariahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/43039871Agent Record | Sunnahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/43037944Version 2.5 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/Ldeqt2WMiYM TGA 2025 Special Videohttps://youtu.be/X-g1N9mNjzs>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/35fRoOYhE6Y (EN)https://youtu.be/BSKG5nhlj5s (JP)https://youtu.be/D_MtaEZRy3E (EN)https://youtu.be/eJBlfglfs-4 (JP)https://youtu.be/9Lshum4Peqw (EN)https://youtu.be/oCcNiUZ5ogU (JP)https://youtu.be/TU5Bt8MLPjk (EN)https://youtu.be/bviZmH3w5ew (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.5https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/161728All-New Program 12/29 - 02/05Special Visitor 12/29 - 02/09Potential Hypothesis New Chapter Reforged 12/29 - 02/09Sword Seeker Chronicles 12/31 - 02/05Joint Investigation: The Divine Maze 01/03 - 01/22Shadow Riptide Clash 01/09 - 01/26Wish Filing Station 01/14 - 02/02Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 01/16 - 01/21"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 01/21 - 02/05Angels and Delusions of Muse 01/21 - 02/05Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 01/30 - 02/04Angels of Delusion Training in Progress 01/30 - 02/09>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCREATOR25ZZZ25MINAZHAOISFREEMEETTHEVOIDHUNTERShunguangWinterGiftZZZ20265OZ2HDP95I>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Rewatching 2.1's story kind of pisses me off, seeing Isolde being a reasonable and sympathetic person knowing how they threw that shit away in 2.2 for the sake of a cheap twist makes me hate that patch so, so much more. Obol patch had the potential to be pure kino but it ended up having one of the worst stories in the entire game, the Exaltist bullshit was so unnecessary and made Isolde go from a tragic anti-villain into a two-faced caricature who knowingly killed innocent civilians and her own fucking soldiers. The worst part is that literally NOTHING would have changed in the Exaltist plotline if they just made Sarah the Overseer from the start, so they sacrificed a good character for no reason.
Join the /zzz/ Guilds!https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>send join requests via guild ids>reply to this post with your guild id and guild name to get added to the list Add your /zzz/ Friends!https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends>send friend requests via UID>reply to this post with your UID to get added to the listAdd "/zzz/" to your account info, so we'd know you're one of us! Or you might just get the boot !!Member limit is 50, up to 100 at guild lvl 20.how guild exp works:>all outpost points earned by a proxy are added to every site they belong to>each proxy can earn up to 300 guild exp a week (resets every monday)>150 out of 300 from just doing dailies>for the last 150, either publish 10 commissions and run 5 OR publish 5 commissions and run 10 (ideally both)
Aria!
>>554531642Birthday love for Shunko!
Friendly reminder that Anby exists.
Happy birthday Chungus!
>>554531642Fascinating
>>554531881I'd like to knead her dough if you know what I mean
I love my bnuuy wife
>>554531881>shungus forgot to take off those arm clother when cookingseems like someoen was overdosing the swrod again
>>554531967Could you elaborate?
>>554531743HOLYYY.. sooo small and tight........I'd risk it
>>554531994im gonna touch you
>>554531983she's my bnuuy wife
>>554532114fake non-cannonincest game
>>554532074Bro she's fresh out of the factory, barely even past her warranty. That's sick man
Just realized I have one more day to finish the co-op event, how long would it take to finish it assuming I don't stop playing
feed your fucking cat she's so hungry
>>554531893If you got a good Atk% 6 piece it would, or instead of Cdmg 2pc swap it out for any Atk% 2pc, a lot of it comes down to how good the subrolls are. Picrel is mine, still need to replace at least 2-3 pieces
Fierce tiger ready to strikehttps://e-hentai.org/g/3744508/b9b0c716f9/
>>554532114Why so off model? Be proud of who (You) are.
>>5545323481 hour tops
Agents for this feel?
>>554531719Yeah it was garbage. 2.0-2.5 should just get memory holed forever.
SO CLOSE
>>554531719>who knowingly killed innocent civiliansStill doesn't make the Exaltist attacks on Waifei Peninsula make sense since they certainly weren't willingly donating their life energy to the Creator, but Isolde did try to moderate the Exaltists while she was the Overseer.
>>554532114Watch out, the troon woke up. Expect a bunch more samefagging, yuri/cuck/aislop/homo posts related to Wise now and projecting his own homosexuality on him
>>554532091
>>554531642>play mibibi in the joint investigation thingie>19% contributionMibibover...
>>554532578I will never forgive eu and asia
L I F E G O A L S
>>554532834I'm sorry..
>>554532924shunko bros? our response?
>>554532910Who the fuck is going to wait till 4 in the morning in eu to do pulls and play afterwards on a weekday
>>554532924>>554532997ON HER BIRTHDAY?
>>554533041Haha he has a job
>>554533142HeyDoesn’t mean shifu kid cant get a stepbro
>>554531881Are those the aspergers cake or normal cookies
>>554533321the cakes that make you lose your memories
Today is the birthday of a person unjustifiably hated by everyone, victim of slander and history rewriting, who will ultimately never be forgotten because of all the money involvedHappy birthday Jeffrey Epstein!
>>554533281Doubling the amount of Yunkui disciples with Shunko!
>>554532405What? The pic and cover looked cute. This is just pornography.
Tomorrow
>>554533041I did that with Hugo but the banners this time go live at 11am here. I already told my boss im not going to work tomorrow to spend all day clearing stuff with anby and alice i havent been able to clear before
>>554533426The Epstein Yunkui connection runs deeper than we thought...
Fuck, I whaled for the eridu pass!
>>554533041i work weekends so thats the ideal scenario actually
>>554533426LMAO
>>554533041Did that for Shunko, took a nap, woke up at 2am to roll the second she was out, played for a few hours and went back to sleep. Only other char I did that for was Jane
>>554533502not really worth it to go above M2 aside from the namecards
harem game
>>554533915that's all the motivation i need
Komano love!
>>554532924You should set more realistic goals for yourself otherwise it becomes counterproductive.
>>554533979The harem in question:
>>554534151Evil...
I’m done with main quest, side quests and events, what do I do all day now? Dailies and hollow zero spam?
strange combo
I love zhu!I love zhu!I love zhu!
>>554534046If tanking up 30 y.o. blonde hag till shes pregnant is unrealistic goal then we truly live in dire times
>>554534434post your Zhu and she better be M1 at minimum.
>>554534502...blonde?
>>554532114Sex
>>554534596Ahem you see the funny thing is... I have her but... I never leveled her up lol
>>554534502hag with her looks is taken since highschoolwhat you gets past 30 are lone mothers, borderline or other "gems" with hidden defunct that made them single to begin with
>>554534728FAKE ASS NIGGER. never post about Zhu ever again.
Whitest posts in this thread, in no particular order:>>554531994>>554532114>>554532924>>554534502
fucking sick of worms, man
>>554534854BUT I LOVE HER I DO! FUCK YOU!I LOVE ZHU I LOVE ZHU
>>554534783>Cuckniggers always end up being blackpiller incels or tranniesGrim
Did they fix something? My Shunko is on crack today and seems to go through her combo much faster than before
>>554534297dailies and do hollow zero until you get 900 z-merits for the weekly capthen play something else until endgame content refreshes and new patches
>>554534861You picked the wrong game lmao
I sixsevenuelly can't take it anymore
I like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/519xhu.png
>>554534968It has always been like that, shipping is for females and cucks, the concept of harems in the male brain goes so fucking back to the times of Mesopotamia and Egypt, if males acquire enough power they will start secluding bitches for themselves.
>>554534968the hilarous part is that I wrote from my and other experience while you replied to be with absolutely gibberish thinking that onlien theories are really mirroring reality
>>554535092SIX SEVEN
Fact: Billy is the coolest guy in this game
>>554535061>nearly 2 years into the game>4 S rank males so far>24 S rank femalesNta but that's pretty damn grim for male fans, insulting even
>>554534968Delusional take, he is correct. Finding shifu equivalent(30+, hot, never taken, not mentally disabled) is fool’s errand. finding one with specific features like blonde hair and bug jugs is fucking impossible.
>>554535172These girls need to clean their buttholes.
>>554535239I don't want to derail into polshit redpill/blackpill blabber but isn't it because female and male mating strategies are different? Like form the sense males can get zillions of children (if allowed) but women are limited by their slow gestation cycle?
>>554535359Post launch limited S ranks*
>>554535387I'll handle it
>>554531994Go finish the story instead of shitposting all day!!!!
>>554535359I'm not mentally ill, I'm a heterosexual male and I like it
>>554532486Yuzuha, because she wears boots.duh
>>554534924forget not playing her, you never even leved her. She has no discs, no engine, and no skills. You are a poser twisted by fanart and publicity into a crude mockery of a true fan.
>>554535518Good on you, I'm indifferent to all of them so far, they failed to sell them to me up to this point
>yfw new NEPS member is Ice element
>>554535248>>554535368>Niggers felt called out and had to replyI never said your blabber was wrong, but that's your mental point of origin because you are CVCKS.
>>554535587I'll kill you, I love her I do! I'm just to busy using the other agents
>>554535285not yet but his S rank version will
>>554531642DO YOUR IP LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKS DURING ONLINE MULTIPLAYER?!??!
>>554535454Yeah basically, females find interrelationship drama and dynamics more interesting as well so more reason for them to cuckship. BUT if it is the one male they find the most attractive, they don't like shipping. Case in point the LADS chink devs protecting their IP by shitting on BoyLove. Those chinks know their market.
>>554535285Fact: youre a cuck
>>554535681He's still so fucking cool with or without s rank desu
Wise is so lucky
>CG slopBAHAHAHA Shunkeks lost
>>554535285Zhu isn't that big but this still passes as a white post.
>>554535667>I love this character>prioritizes other characters over themnot only are you a cringe larper, you're a cheater too. begone from my sight.
>>554535828Fact: no u
>>554535657>nonsensical point >projectionsPost lacks unrelated image
>>554535913Ratita sexo
guys, please stop arguing and be nice to each other...
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6234860/17689163936940.jpg
>>554535952It means I'm saving the best for last fella
>>554535657I think the problem with finding an actual woman is that you read too much online bullshit theories and have such warped understanding of opposite sex that you simply cannot interact or romance one even if a real 9/10 cutie decided that likes you, because you would spew simialr bullshit based on whatever internet retards wrote instead of actually looking or listening to herthat beign said, to find a 30+y old cutie that doesn't look like an ogre and isn't retarded or damaged goods, is like lottery ticket because those are usually taken, and those "lottery" ones usually are avaible because whatever male she was with was too retarded to keep hert. someone who got exact this type and have it for 15 years. When I started my advances, she recently broke up with a retard and then she was gatekept by other ogres telling me that she's not interrested. Guess what, she was interested enough to stay with me this long kekbut well, that's a heavy offtop
>>554535847design-wise yes but Banyue's and Hugo's animations just have more aura, I'm sure his S rank will fix that however
>>554536135Hugo's animations are sick but his gameplay is the most cucked out of any dps. Appear for less than 2 seconds and fuck back off till the next daze window rotation
>>554536079Oh yeah!
Idols new 3 pair dance routine with Yu
>>554536079The perspective is all fucked up. Can't fap to this.
>>554536294rokudo's toes...
>>554536246switching between lycaon and lighter to get stuns as fast as possible is very fun so I dont mind
>>554536294Rokudo's design mogs both
>>554536389you need more training, lurk more
>>554536294Can we get a dance where they twerk a lot? This is an urban game after all.
mibibi rabu
>>554536294their triangle attack should be them kissing and schlicking on the floor while Wise films them
>>554536294Choreo is pretty basic. But can't fully judge until we hear what song they sing.
>>554536294Do they take it up the ass before or after the performance
>>554536294Yu sex
Cutehari Murphy
I think the only character I didnt see once in co-op was Ellen
>>554536294>chinatsu's halo is a hair tie>aria's halo is kept afloat by robot >rokudo is an actual fallen angelnoticed only now, guessing she will be the character that ties us with the new floating island region
>>554536524anon, those are little girls...
>>554536747Bighari Murphy
>>554536747yeah she's pretty cuteher and trigger are the only agents I regret skipping
>>554536823she would be better if she was flat
>>554536795Calling it now:>Chinatsu is just a normal kid who got picked up by the group due to [INSERT SAD BACKSTORY HERE I'M AN ORPHAN BTW]>Yutane is a war machine from the old world like Billy>Rokudo is an angel from the flying place who came to help Eridu during the fall of the old capital, but instead the assholes ripped her apart for experiments
>>554536779nah Harin was 100% the least played dps. Didn't see a single one (besides the 1 time I played her when someone picked Lighter)
>>554536294I don't what it is about Aria but she just captivates me everytime I see her
>>554536964lies
>>554536823her suction cups are so lewd
>>554537014>Harin
>>554531943>p-play my gachano
>>554537115what nigga
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>554531719There’s like 5 patches of uncovering what a sacrifice is then in one patch it’s turned from a big deal into a dime a dozen mook garbage
>Pink Clanker>Literal winged mutant, probably barely different from a beast in flesh and moralsTruly, Sunna was the best Angle of Dilution all along and the best Agent ZZZ will have in the foreseeable future. I don't wanna mingle with the other two freaks.
Cute flustered horse
>>554537481sad stuff, to think I was actually hyped for that plotline at some point
>>554534394Those two do meet each other in a Yuzuha trust event
Don't FufuOpen Inside
I want Rina namecard
>>554537045Her hologram was methodically designed to appeal to the human eye using samples from every idol in New Hairdew
>>554537793stupid cat
Ellen Roe
The only idols I will be pulling
>still haven't done the 2.5 story
>>554536294Is this real?
>>554538297Israel.
Man I love another "cutscene" with characters just standing around completley static, unvoiced, not even changing their facial expresssions, with a single unchanging camera angle as they just yap endlessly about irrelevant shit. This is PEAK, this is CINEMA
>>554538468Where did the money on my nightstand go
>>554538468RIP
>>554538469If there is more then 2 lines in a text box I don't read it.
I wish to leave Waifei and get more events and content where I'm not 3 feet from a Chinese announcer speaking Chinese (in en Dub) while playing sterotypical Chinese music.Thank you for reading
>>554538469You'd think the proxy would get concerned with how they have a mini-blackout whenever anyone turns to face slightly in another direction.
>>554538469How are you on the last day of the event with an NA UID?
Damn I thought the Astra/Alice/SAnby thing was today, not tomorrow.>>554538468When I said Ellen stole my heart I didn't mean it like this.
>>554538469I know right? So much better than Wuthering Waves!
>>554538737Oh no, anon.......
>>554538751>I know right? So much better than Wuthering Waves!
forgotten
>>554538939Shameless
>>554538939
>>554538963my penis remembers the taste of her flesh
>>554531867I could never forget my wife.
>>554539002what is this wuwajeet trying to prove here?
>>554538469Dear god how may gallons I lost to this yapper, id revoke her “leave the bedroom” permit and rawdog for WEEKS
do I need to spend bottles daily for the event or can I complete everything at the end like usual?
>>554539002Looks nothing alike
Lucia Elowen!What do you think of her??
>>554539182slop
>>554539002Wuwa is irrelevant since characters have even less persistence in history than zzz and design peaked with chang li
>>554539153The cope goes crazy.
>>554539182Every time she puts those big huge stinky cheeks in my face I'm forced to pause my game and immediately start worshipping her perfect stinky gote ass.
>>554539171As you self-insert as Sunna?
>>554538469Literally none of these types of events have been voiced. The Qingming event and multiplayer, the actual premier events of the version, made extensive use of voiced cutscenes.
>>554539182best EP
>>554539253>The cope goes crazy.
>>554539182Cute!
please understand, wuwajeets are not doing well mentally because kuro decided to go full shipping
>>554539253Meant for>>554539002
>>554539182i probably would have pulled her if her outfit wasnt so shit
>>554539352what's this? why is it the same scene x3?
>Sunna in the wishing eventuoooooogggghhhh
>>554539352>edited imageYou are not better, retard
>>554539253>topDynamic poses, angles, slices open the sky and walks/away while the nuke happens>botLazily lift up arm, slapped a ton of impact frames, 1 slice down with a ton of VFX tacked on topNot a single bit of either animation looks anything like the other unless you count "muh big slice" as being the same. Meanwhile >>554538939 has literal idential intros going into the sky before it expands. Now reply to this post with 0 arguments and another version of "c-cope"
>>554539521Chinatsu Chinatsu
>>554539002>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JT8z-3cV0errrrr my man bottom is clearly a copypaste of excalibur
Brown on brown violence
>>554539691Kino
>>554539686who is that?
>>554539691Yeah, an extremely poor and cheap version of it
>Nothing to shitpost>Brings Wuwa out of nowhereLong week in Manila
>>554539237>make super hot character>she gets 1 peronal quest and 1 main quest of relevance >never to be seen again, quite literally forgotten, memoryholed, removed from plot entirely >never make a character even close to her>never make dating characters a thingYep, that’s wuwa lmao
>>554539691Excalibur sucks. Its just too fucking broken.
>>554538046Rina and Shishou are so hot...
>>554540008wait till you see enuma elish
whats the f2p wengine for sunna and aria bwo?
>>554539846Sunna
>>554539895I quit after her patch. I hoped it was going to be more than a slightly more polished Genshin. Shame on me
>>554540175kaboom and gemini like usual
>>554540153>enuma elishthat was Gil's summoning his weapons? or the drill sword one?
Nobody cares about your shipcuck genshincopy.
>>554540175hehehehehe
>>554539549>Dual form character that ults in their alter>Character close up that zooms into the eye>Big low angle aerial shot of their slash splitting the sky>Downward slash on ground that leaves big impact marks and vertical blast pillarsThey even have basically identical voice lines lmfaoNot even mentioning the floaty basic attack string that looks similarComplete and utter copypaste
>>554540306Yuzucute
>>554540268that's gate of babylon, enuma elish is when he uses ea yes
>>554540430top is unique bottom looks like >>554539691you lost wuwajeet
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE YUZUHA
When is 2.6 livestream? This week?
Rokudo is kinda thick, is she not?
>>554538046Bwo is an actual waste of oxygen
reminder wuwajeets are too scared of genshin so they have to bully the low budget HI3 sequel to feel better about themselves
>>554540496Lewd movie date soon.
>>554540430>muh copy paste>literally not a single part of the entire animation is even remotely the same Ye's first 1.5 seconds has more animation with her model than the bottoms entire ult.You discribing similarities of themes doesn't mean shit when it comes to comparing what their ults look like.Meanwhile the HSR/Wuwa comparison is literally both characters doing the exact same spin animation, both go up to the sky with the same animation before it expands/blows up.Top's slice isn't even an overhead slice like bottom which is the only thing the bottom does btw
>>554540624>low budgetlol
>>554540546She's an actual stripper, those are sex worker shoes and it's great
>>554540265damn I dont have gemini, hope I get lucky in their banners.I don't wanna craft since the chip is valuable now.
>>554540671
>>554532114Wise if Shifu didnt train him as a joke
>>554540671With both??
Dialyn handholdingjob
Thread official hair color rankings reminder:REDhead > redhead = ash blonde >>> blonde = raven black > unnatural(pink/blue/green/etc) >>> other shades of black >>>>>>>>>>> piss > shit >>>>>> br*wn
deja vu
Fucking Isolde into submission, mindbreaking Isolde, making Isolde my slave
>>554540927the illusion of choice
>>554540936Yuzuha dyes her hair
These are your idols now.
>>554540819>Is that two characters standing next to each other??? She's celebrating her friend birthday??? Oh my god! KEK KEK!Jeets are so funny.
>>554539894ur always thinking about brown people ur so nice and considerate
>>554538469>"WHY ISNT THIS MINOR EVENT ABOUT THROWING BOTTLES NOT VOICED AND FULLY ANIMATED REEEE"Damn, you complain like a bitch
>>554540927They wasted the movie date slot for wormcaon and Billy instead of Alice. Kill homodevs.
His girlfriends sorry paggy.
>>554540936Wrong
>>554541380horsey..
>he's still tyingyou lostharem gameplay wuwa or genshin if you prefer watching
>>554541062A statement so false, any computer will need trinary logic emulation with extra super false value to store it
cool males like Harumasa
>>554541380CHADato..
uhh, since when do the Cunning Hares know Yuzuha?
>>554541648All women are his property.
Your opinions on Ukinami Yuzuha?
>>554541908I don't like her
the very first and last time I will ever use a tunning calibrator and resonating core
>>554541908MY WIFEMY TREASURE MY PRECIOUS
>>554541908She'd be better without the hoyo-standard tragic backstory test-subject slop
>>554541908Her NTR smile makes me diamonds.
>>554541648>>554541887>have to rely on sad edits and fans because the game and devs will never do it for youYou have to be a masochist
>>554541908Top 5 hottest agent.
>Endfield bound to release and mog both>Wuwajeets and zzzjeets still going at each other throats
>>554542173Wise also belongs to Manato xis calm down
>>554542256more like zero hype field lmao
>cuckfieldhmm nyo
>>554541908Are they ever going to develop the plot thread of her magic blood in the future?
>>554542256they're already working overtime by promoting in every hoyo general, they better stop before they share the same fate as jeeties
>>554542303>alsoYou'd give up half your life span for Manato or any other male/female agent to be for anyone other than Belle/Wise or have canon agent x agent ships
Remember: no touching allowed. You can watch but that's it.
>>554542003>he fell for the scamNow if they let you actually assign the first two stat boosts, I might care.
>>554542495NGL Yuzuha and Manato are pretty shippable, the childhood friend angle is strong especially in the JP dub.
Lucia is for Yiddy!
>>554542643i just felt like i should at least do it once
>>554542652>i dont play the gamekys cuck
fuck the lore
>>554541908She needs to cuck me.
*chu*
What was going through the animator's mind as they were creating this scene
>>554542652>pretty shippableIf they had literally anything in the game that even remotely implied anything of such. Not even a silly line that's even remotely flirty/jokey.ZZZ is one of the worst games for shippers because the devs make sure to disarm every single male they release >Lycaon gets marriage papers ready for Vivian and pushes Ellen to you>Hugo begs you to accept Vivian>Manato is just there, as platonic as can be to the point where they paint him more of a housewife taking care of his 2 kids than anything else>Ye Shiyuan is Hugo v2 with him pushing Ye to you
>>554543019Canon husband.
Alice for Jane (M0) team or SAnby M1...? It's a hard decision. I don't feel like I need another physical unit right now, since I rolled Shungus.And I could use my spending event currency on Jane M1 to get her M2 when she reruns. You might say that'd be perfect for Alice then, but I kinda want Jane to be the main focus in the team I play with her...
>>554542881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHEh8IKxQI
>>554543017When does this scene occur ?
>>554543019>hehe xDDthen they secretly gooned for weeks self inserting as wise getting pounded by manato
>>554543116kek shipper troons are hilarious
>>554543019Manato is the first playable character using the big buff nigga model so they went and made a little skit revolving around it. it was pretty funny.
>>554541908my wife
>>554543065>Not even a silly line that's even remotely flirty/jokey.You will now cope that this doesn't count.
>>554543065Blame Jane and s*th for shipcuck problem. Both of them were a fucking mistake.
>Today is supposed to be a rest day>RestlessWhy am I like this, bwos?
>>554543116>using generic ass swapping lines every faction gets as shipping fuel because the game gives you nothing elsePathetic
>>554543019>LMAO this will make him so mad he's gonna spam this shit for months
>>554543065The fact that they're on a first-name basis is already pretty substantial for JP, that kind of closeness is pretty unusual even for long-time friends and JP audiences definitely picked up on it. They also have plenty of banter that show off how familiar and comfortable they are with each other, and also show genuine concern for each other when they're in trouble. Sure you can spin it as platonic, but there's really nothing in the story that insists upon that interpretation.
>>554543095Sanby. Jane is a main dps, not a support. respect your rat.
>>554543019They were thinking "Wouldn't it be funny if..." and then they animated it and moved on
the supreme champion
>>554543019>"Haha we love silly cartoon animations">"I hope I don't get stabbed by some obsessed self inserter."
I do wonder what'd be /vmg/jeets's shitpost angle if Ko*ano never existed
I'M TIRED OF GETTING MOGGED AND HUMILIATED
I have decided to pull Astra tomorrow.
>>554543261>having a tough looking face while being a goody-two-shoes is a waste >autistic anon is trying to use this as "proof" of how shippable the most platonic post launch male in the game is. The game can EOS in 50 years and he won't receive anything like picrel from any of the girls in the game, nor will any of the other non-mc cast >>554543383Good job anon, you described a friendship that the overwhelming majority of the cast shares with their own faction members.>nothing in the story that insists upon that interpretationI'd say never ever flirting or being explicit, let alone throw them 1/50th of the bone they make Yuzuha/Alice/Yidhari/etc throw at the MC is a pretty giant giveaway
>>554543508probably seth
Why is manato just a more homosexual version of sett from league of legends?
>>554543514I thought the banners were updating later today nyo......
>>554543509You place having a muscular physique on too high of a pedestal.
>>554531642I found this Shungus on Elon's please take care of it
>>554543735you place it too low, muscles are good and healthy
>>554543709Same, I was sad to log in and see it was tomorrow (NA)
>>554543694Look at his m6 art, design and official trailer. That's the audience they wanted to target with his design
>>554543678but Seth hasn't been relevant in ages and he's a fucking emasculated twink
>>554534394>Haruhi and Nagato
>character switch dialogueshipcucks are always reaching. You will be surprised by how many people are trying to ship Hugo and Vivian. Vivian has like 3 doujins with Hugo.
I heard if I namedrop /u/THE_HORSE_KING during Filipino hours he'll shit his diaper and cry for hours, is that true?
>>554543820At least lore sett is kind of a badass crime boss even though he still looks gay as fuck.
>>554543694Is he? I never got a gay vibe from him, he seems to be purpose-built to pander to self-inserting women, whether it's as Belle or as Yuzuha.
>>554543739cute shungus fungus
Just got a message on discord saying Wise's honor needed defending? I'm here bros what's the situation.
>>554543801They are, but you're talking about Manato, who is a rather extreme case. That sort of physique isn't required for a normal, everyday lifestyle. Someone like Wise wouldn't need it.
>>554543929Basically yes
>>554543824>he wasnt here during 1.1 patchIt's like 100 times worse than whatever the cucks are trying to do with wormano because Jane never interacts with proxy.
>>554543383Yuzuha and Shungus are as far as romance goes in gachas unless we get a literal sex update lol. They are 100% guaranteed canon wives
>>554543926Never forget the same crackshiptroon spending weaks leading up to 1.6 pushing Hugo x Vivian just to never bring it up ever again the second the patch went live.The one spamming Manato now is an even bigger cuck
>>554543963He has a gym monkey roid physique but absolutely no edge to him.It just doesn't make a lot of sense, even self insert women like edgy men - as shown by the kinds of smut novels women read.
>>554543929Yeah we sometimes make him stay up past midnight though. He has no job or life so it's the perfect torture opportunity.
>>554544060Not having an extreme bodybuilder physique is one thing, but they really need to give our guy such a massive gyatt and womanly childbearing hips?
>>554544120well yeah but I was specifically talking about 2.x, thought it was obvious based on the context
>>554544246>our guyYou're a an unironic homo who spends every day homo/cuck posting though? Called it early this thread >>554532708
>>554544204Xe had the same cope about Yuzuha being Wormano best teammate and were making fan fiction about him being an Anomaly Rupture lmao.
>>554544175Nah, Alice is far more blatantly for (You) than Yuzuha. Yuzuha is flirty, but Alice clings to you when she's afraid, sets up private movie dates with you under the guise of "investigations", looks to you for inspiration and encouragement, etc.
>>554544246The man knows what women like what can I say. Go to the gym, get ripped, the only audience you’re attracting is male. Be a twink with slightly visible abs = women will literally kill each other for your attention
>>554544429Like I said, he's an even bigger cuck now who's even more pathetic than back then
Alice Thymefield!What do you think of her??
>>554544246Yes, for Manato.
he's bringing out the archive screenshotsthat's how you know he's big mad
>>554544231Women want edgy men with a soft side, not meatheads who only know violence. No one is a yume for Goku, Manato being domestic is exactly what they want.
Hugo is a bigger gay than Manato.
>>554543514I'm tempted too
>>554544563I didn't pull for her because I have the RRAT. Is she even useful now that we all god a free rat ball?
>>554544716Hugo is gay for LycaonManato is a powerbottom housewife of two kids
>>554544563She creams when watching me and yuzuha get at it
>>554544039thanks bwo: somebody was implying that the 5'2 110 pound asian male with the complexion of a man who never touches weights or goes outside is acting alittle silly again.this is NOT acceptable, he's the peak physical form and needs to be RESPECTED as a haremgod otherwise THEYRE LAUGHING AT US!
>>554544563i jerked off to her yesterday
>>554544563She's cute, wish she was a little stronger.
>>554544563they only made her an S rank because they were banking on swimsuit sales. she's a boring noncharacter.
>>554544804Alice/Rat duo clears everything lmao
>>554544713Biggest trvke itt. Most either want decently toned slim or a non overweight dadbods over bodybuilders
>>554544713Barely anyone is a yume for dragonball characters because it's an almost entirely male coded show.You're forgetting all the women who were obsessed with characters like sasuke or other akatsuki members.
>>554544905you just know this kid is bitter about zhao and manato lmao
Is the current argument really that women don't find Manato attractive...?I knew Wisekeks could be delusional but this is next level.
>>554544563She's pretty cute
>>554544563She's cute
Your roofer rolls up in this, wyd?
>>554544716True
>>554545209thermite on the engine block
>>554544563I thought she was gonna be an ojousama. Love her design and her asymmetrical autism is cute. but if she pretended herself as a bitch but actually has a heart of gold with an "OHOHOHOHO" battle line I would have whaled
Good
>>554545058Where did your reading comprehension go bro >>554544713 >>554544927Most popular body type preferences are awalys going to be slim/toned = non overweight dadbods > rest > bodybuilders > extremely obese
I love my wife Aria!!!
>>554544563I think she needs to be milked.
>>554545397uhh *presented
>>554545397That's just Nico
>>554544175Weird to single out Yuzuha when she's not close to the most (you)bait character even in her own faction.But yeah date events, romantic implications, and the odd one-sided love confession is the most we're likely to ever see, I can't imagine Hoyo writing implied sex or adding marriage mechanics.
>>554544975And why do you think Dragonball is male-coded? It's because the characters are hyper-masculine in a way that women don't want and only panders to men. "Hard" men are a male fantasy, not a female one.
>>554543739I will cherish her.
>>554543739shroomgus
>>554545750I always thought DBZ was male coded because of the emphasis on training your body and overcoming daunting challenges.Theres tons and tons of people who've gotten into gymming and/or martial arts through exposure to DBZ.
>>554541908She should go to class today
>>554545928Unless you're Vegeta, then you just get jobbed by every villain.
>>554545742>implied sex or adding marriage mechanicsYou'd either need to go play games with dogshit gameplay, low quality 2d games or other slop. Right this moment this is going to be the best balance you're going to get between good combat, generally high quality and pandering exclusively to the mc
>>554545742>one-sided love confessionI think some agents have more than that, mainly Shunguang and Lucy. Lucy even has a trust event where her father basically gives you his blessing to marry her.
How difficult is it for Hoyo to just make a normal character? Just give me someone who says, "yeah I became a hollow raider to get money." No sad story, no orphan shit, just wants the money to get paid.
>>554545680I'd say nicole is more of a gyaru/yanki, she also isn't rich
>>554545742Meanwhile in actual harem games
>>554546132>Sleeping in sunglassesHearty kek
>>554546132Can you see them naked and SEXO? if not, dont care.
>>554546132See >>554546090This game falls perfectly under what I'm describing. Dogshit combat and gameplay loop with 0 substance. ZZZ is so good because the it's the whole package, not a 0/10 in all aspects except pandering
>>554546131Nico literally does an ojousama laugh at multiple points in PVs and the story. She may belong to the streets, but she's a Princess of the Streets.
>>554546119They're all in 1.0 nigga, we need sadslop for Chinawank 2.0 because the Chinese are the strongest and overcome the most hurdles
>>554546246>Black background white text describing handholding is the best balance of panderingDamn, self-inserters are really okay with the tiniest crumbs imaginable
so who's the ? guy in the last bottle quests? just some random guy for the lulz, or referencing something to come?
>>554546119Ellen doesn't have a sad story and isn't an orphan. She's just a maid as a part-time job.
>>554546485And that's why she's the best girl.
>>554546482DAI MAN
>>554546482
whens the top up dammit
Aria will be the highest selling banner in HYV history. Every unit going forward will be robotic.
>>554546132>have to pay for this cuck gacha
>>554546432>cherry picking one aspect to push your narrativeGive me cute interactions, back and forths with romantic undertones and I'm happy. Not a self inserter either but I'll assume that's just to push some weird narrative you've got
>>554546485She's all alone as a kid during her EP, I think that implies she was a friendless orphan until Victoria Housekeeping brought her in.
Sanbrick
>>554546482Probably new character.There is no salaryman with a lucky boss anywhere in the game even NPCs included
>>554546119Zhu Yuan is normal. Qingyi is normal. Koleda and Ben are normal. Evelyn is normal. Trigger is normal. Oh wait I'm just listing off 1.x characters
>>554543410You're right. Better to invest in my rat
>>554546832>lucky bossThat's just Damian
>>554546485>>554546556>>554546769>Ellenfags are newcuties>Doesn't know Ellen's is an orphan and has Lycaon as her dad in school registries>Missed SOVL chibi event with time limited wall photoDamn
>>554546769bro what is this desperate head-canon.Anyways /zzz/ should I buy Ellen's outfit and if so how should I go about it (Monthly pass to build up the currency or just all at once with the spending event). I've never spent on a gacha game before now.
>>554547028I am new.
>>554547109>>554547028
>>554547006>Damian>salaryman>Zhao>luckyAlso, the boss is a he in every language.
>>554547202Damian is the lucky boss, not Zhao. It's astonishing how much he won by doing absolutely nothing these past five patches.
MINTY WHY DID YOU UNFRIEND MEEEEE
>>554547028Based parents abandoning this ugly shark
>>554546758You have to pay for trust events too lil bro.
>>554547109I don't know if you are a poorfag or what but if you still have the top up bonuses you can get it for like $10. I'd just do that. Otherwise just save up for it with monthlies
>>554547028simple canonically being an orphan isn't the same as having a patch-wide sob story.
>>554547387Baffling post
>>554546761>Give me cute interactions, back and forths with romantic undertones and I'm happy. Not a self inserterYeah sureYou'd be creaming your shorts so hard if they even so much as animated a hug (they never will)
>>554547410I'm not poor, I just never spend money on gacha. I'm mainly asking how to get the best "bang" for my buck given there is all this extra shit going on right now.
Zhu Yuan!What do you think of her?
>>554547338Cry baby
>>554547475>Have to roll the character to get access to trust events (the main pander content).>Rolls cost money.???
>>554547330That's... a good point. Now that I read the wish bottle again the boss had two superiors and one got put into jail and the other got into a murder case.That fits.
>>554547703Needs to stop being a bitch and needs a massive buff.
>>554547439Ellen doesn't even have a quarter patch worth of story lmao
>>554547703I want her to abuse me and exceed her authority
>>554538939WuWa is just simply better at those cutscene animations now
never forget the original mindbreak
>>554547703I'm not sure it's really appropriate to empty a full charger of aether radiative bullets on a mother of 5 just because she is a thiren.
>>554546094There's a lot of characters with stuff like that but I wouldn't consider it something beyond a one-sided confession. The main point is that a confession is about as close you can get to the start of a relationship, and they'll only ever be one-sided since Hoyo isn't gonna let the player actually start a relationship.>TL;DR: pircrel was a fucking lie let's in front of Hoyo HQ
>>554548014See >>554539237>>554539895
>>554547661The best bang for your buck would be to go through a VPN or top up site and buy the 980 gem pack for around $10 or whatever it is in your currency, and since you never spend you will have the top up bonus. That will get you the outfit. Otherwise it will cost $15 if you do it through the in game store
>>554547543>can't actually present any argument other than projections and weird narrativesSorry you can't appreciate cute interactions between characters. I’m sure they’ll stop pandering because it upsets you (they never will)
>>554546132Seeing stuff like this just makes me think that, at that point, why not just play a gacha porn game, instead of settling for blueballing and what is essentially soft core porn.
>>554548074
>>554548074This was pre-Quality Times, so he delivered.We couldn't even swap into agents in the city. That quest with Miyabi following your proxy in 1.4 was completely new tech by ZZZ's devs you'd have to smack your head on why they didn't do it from the very start and did 10 hours of TVs instead.
>>554548134Why does she have aim trainer eyes
>>554548074>since HoyoNot Hoyo exclusive. Any high quality Gacha is like this nowadays. JP needs another decade or two before they catch up on 3d triple A gacha's
>>554548521His neck is going to hurt..
>>554545742You people are fucking insane
>>554546756I wish we could get many, many more robot girls in the future.There has always been a severe lack of them in videogames, while kemonomimi and monster girls get to be in every anime game.
>>554548521Canon>>554548687Fake and gay
>>554548548JP needs another decade before they catch up on everything. I dont know what happened to them. If it werent for Fromslop and Nintendo they'd be completely irrelevant in gaming these days.
>>554548512>be your average gacha joe>play ZZZ 1.0 for the cute shark maid>immediately rolls her as soon as the gacha system is open>you can't use her to walk around in the overworld>you have to do TV commissions on a 2D board to access combat>it lasts 30 seconds>the alternative for combat is spending batteries>VR training space only opens on higher AKOur launch was so dogshit it's a miracle we didn't die right there and then
>>554544175>yuzuhaRetarded autist
>>554548536
Do thirens also need 9 months to be born?
>>554548940They're always like this >revolutionize/pioneer gacha games or thing >stop trying for decades and get left behind >either never catch up or have to wait to revolutionize/pioneer next game or thing
>>554548960man i forgot we had an ultimate bar shared for everyone
>>554549153Yes
>>554549153Belle and Shunguangs love child... cute and canon!
>>554548960And yet removing TV mode has caused the audience to plummet, how curious, almost like the people who hate it are just loud apes and not the majority.
>>554544175There are better examples than Yuzuha but she's cute and panders nonetheless, especially during the summer event
>>554548512It was after Quality Time, what we got after was the movie date event.
>>554549153>>554549297>w-welcome home p-papa>"that's for Belle"Giving a whole new meaning to Belletroons
>>554549340lmao the audience had already plummeted during Ellen's bannerYou can track the amount of people rolling on Zhu Yuan's compared to Ellen's and that was just 3 weeks after. We had a resurgence because of Jane but it was free falling since then.1.4 was just a fluke in the middle.
>>554548846why you gotta swing at me I'm just saying where they're likely to draw the line
Thirens have no human rights
>>554549604Thirens belong in kennels
Anby Demara!What do you think of her
Wisepag melty over the canon lesbians again!
Your MC's top should be an outfit for every girl
Phaethon is virgin stop shipping
>>554549905I want to eat a big fuckig burger with her..and Samuel L as Jules from Pulp Fiction
>>554549905cute!fake ass niggers who didn't roll for her before buffs don't deserve her!but she's gotten powercrept even after that so do metafags even want her now? her aftershock stuff only has synergy with Trigger and Orphie too
>>554549905A rank >>>>>>>>> Sanby
>>554550121Tell that to the devs, they're the main culprits and instigators for it all
>>554550274A rank is for late night movies and cuddling S anby is for killing indiscriminately
Shun... won...
>>554550121>lived with a horny teenager for their entire adolescense>completely unsupervised for most of it>that person is possesive and jealous about them to this dayactual 0% chance Phaeton is a virgin
>>554549905I want to eat her ass while she eats a greasy cheeseburger.
>>554550398And people have the temerity to say this would be an improvement over her current design.
>>554546482probably a porcelumex worker speaking about DaGOAT
>>554550173>spoilerI was gonna pull but Angels look soul and Haru is getting buffed anyway so I don't think I'm ever gonna have her
>>554550527I love women
>>554550465This desu
Reminder that bunnies are whores, sluts and whores again
>>554550398Cute alt, definitely not better than her default and date outfit but still a nice option>>5545505273dpdcutie
>>554550398That looks so cheap what the fuckThere's Yanagi's simple but good design then there's this
>>554550682No
Retard here.I just did the co-op event, was pretty fun. How do I get to level 18?I think I got all the clues and everything shows with a check mark.
Banners too long
>>554550862Play more
>>554550862Keep playing
>>554549905I want to dropkick the troon that latched on to her recently
>>554550862play S11 for extra points
>>554550978Same bwo, same.
>>554550978...kinda agree here...
>>554551178Miyabi is sexier
>>554550978trvke
>>554550398Cute dog
>>554549905I like the whole massive battery pack on her back design, it's interesting
>>554550978>>554551098>>554551148Qrd?
>>554551345Just some fag that keeps posting tranny Anby catbox.It's really not complex.
>>554551252I can't take real meebs serious, her top half is sexo though
>>554550887Play Brown Dust
>>554551452Oh.. the futatranny, he does it for the other girls too
there are anons that think shunko won
>>554551894>there are anons that think [true information]Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>554551887Nah they specifically say Anby is trans, futatranny is someone else.
>>554551595What about bibibi
>>554551894You are brown
>>554552052Bibi and Shunko have the best hebe bodies in the entire game imo
>>554552125I'm going to lick her butthole
>>554552125Dont compare bibi to shungus
Here is your date for the night!Questions?
>>554551691>names game after dingleberriesREALLY makes you think
>>554552426
>>554552386Sauce! I want sound
>>554552426It's already the morning though
>>554552426Can I get her freaky self later
>>554552125Hebe is in the range of Nekomiya and Soukaku, Vivian is literally average woman height
>>554551894Based
>>554552538https://x.com/ZenlessWorld/status/2010804633120526675?s=20
>>554552568No. Hebes are the medium height, hags are the taller ones, lolis are the shorter ones
>>554552426Can I switch her out for Belion
>>554549976>slaps Wise's head on Lighter's bodyI do agree that Lighter is hot, but why can't you just self-insert as him?
>>554552568Really? I thought Dialyn was the Hebe.
>>554552962Dialyn is my wife
>>554538939Yeah man Hoyo invented doing a 360 twirl animation, it's not like Kuro already did it a year before or anything:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIjAn__i2tk&t=101s
Billy is my wife
>>554553114Hebechad, I kneel.
>>554551527kek wtf
>>554552742Zhao is the only Loli in this game, Vivian is literally just a woman>>554552962She also counts, I more meant that size range in my example
>>554553210Terrible movie, terrible reference, terrible post, you made me mad, you fuck
>>554552541THIS upcoming night, dudeplan accordinglybrush your teeth please
https://youtu.be/M22GK5oKItA
Does daze matter in dropping miasma shields at all, or is it purely about dealing damage to it? Like is there any point using Dialyn while a boss has one up?
>>554553292You'd consider Lucy/Piper to be a hebes over a lolis?
>>554552426>>554553210
It's a little sad that after tomorrow there's no way to distinguish between those who BELIEVED and those who did not.
>>554553424piper = lolibabalucy = just a rebellious hebe brat
>>554553292Loli hebe hags are a body type in gacha. Anyone in this height bracket is called a loli, anyone in Caesar/Zhu's height bracket is called a hag. Age doesn't matter, if you've got a 500 year old midget shaped like Dialyn she's getting called a loli. If you've got a 15 year old shaped like Rina, she's getting called a hag
>>554553612This is exactly my plan. You will never know that I was a Sanby nonbeliever and you can do nothing about it
>>554553630Fair enough.
>>554553612you're only allowed to partake in sanby discussions if you post a time stamped screenshot of when you rolled
>>554553612I didn't believe but I gave her a 10 pull and hit
Doing the old hard mode commissions with unbuffed sanby reminds me of how awful she felt to play
>>554553730Most sinister anon in this thread
I will always welcome more Anby appreciation.
>>554553612No one cares
Zhao cunny
>>554552426LETS GO
>Currently at 190 pulls and a guaranteeIs it enough to get the idols, bwos?
I'm happy I rolled her
>>554553612It's not like we have DA clears as a literal record being kept to show if you actually play her or not.
>>554554162In my mouth
Banshee butthole
>>554553612I'm skipping her again; I don't care if they fixed her they delivered her broken on her début and I will not forgive that.
>>554554378Naturally perfumed scent with pheromone induced sweat
>>554553332The movie was good fuck you
>>554554625
>>554554651No the fuck it wasn't you plebian failure, go fuck yourself with your shit movie taste
>>554554401>weak and broken on release>completely sidelined by Vivian in her own patchI don't blame you, I rolled her and her ball on release and just stopped playing her shortly after
Stop posting this whore
>>554554890nobody is posting your mom lmao
>>554554986zamn
>>554554162
>>554554890Fine, have this whore
>>554554794I will go watch another Adam Sandler and enjoy it unlike you.
>>554554986Alice would never say this
>>554554770Qingyi didn't deserve it...
>>554555103Wife
You gotta save the tiger thiren population Anon
>>554554651>>554553576>>554555119Based enjoyer >>554553332>>554554794Cringe hater
>>554555119another adam sandler what? failure? YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET YOUR LIE RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF, I HOPE YOU GET BEATEN WITH A 1000 VHS TAPES AND YOU LOSE YOUR SIGHT/HEARING AND ABILITY TO EAT
>>554555321Senior Fufu just needs to sit in my lap and we can start.
>>554555321Bring me the foof and we can start immediately.
>Yidhari if Mihoyo had balls
>>554555548Eww
>>554555321idgi
>>554555389>Lie
>>554555628There are only a few of them left, you have to make more.
Shifumama
Could (You) handle 2 Void Hunters at once??
https://files.catbox.moe/rk4en0.jpeg
Zhao 0
>>554556191>FutaInto the bin it goes.
>>554556191>cropped pic>futafaggotTranny fetish
>>554556191Fufu doesn't have a benis
>>554556352Green?
>>554556291Why do cucks pretend this outfit is bad again
>>554556883Because it is
>>554556729
>>554553612I am not joking when I say that anyone who rolls on anby now should be forever stuck with the unbuffed version
What's the best set on soldier 11 with her upgrade? I've had her on woodpecker forever.
>>554552386qingbibi looks like mokou
>>554556191Jufufuta
>>554556946>t. cuck
>>554557159Idk what is the best but woodpecker just works
>>554556883maybe because green Anby's design is top tier and it's a step down. I still like it though
Every ZZZ girl has brown nipples
OOOOOOOO
Say hi to Anby
>>554553672She's this smol?
>>554558108hi Anby
>>554558294Canonically 154 I think? Maybe 148.
>>554558294145cm with massive platform shoes
Every ZZZ girl has a bush
>>554558294All these short girls are
>>554556191Futa is kino but the PP too big
>>554558461Objectively true
>>554558461Now we're talkin!
>>554558461gross
>>554558037Do you guys abuse scratch/divination or nah
>>554558461I shaved them all off by hand
>>554558461True!
>>554558748you can't do this anymore
>>554558461Never been with a girl who hasn't been clean shaven.Do women actually let bush grow?
>>554558461She doesn't (in robot form).
>>554558748They're both same "value" now.
>>554558918That's not a ZZZ character, that's an AI generated character
>Asia and Europe are 1 hour apart>Europe and America are 13 hours aparthow does this make sense
>>554557008Nice
>>554558461I don't believe it.
>>554558918she has a steel wool bush hidden under her crotch panel
>>554558994Insane cope.
>>554558901People who like bushes overwhelmingly have never had sex
technically americans give ZZZ the most because theyre all the collabs like coca-cola and apple
how would you respond to this nonsense
>>554559346block her number
>>554559346Yeah
>>554559346No.
>>554559084That sounds dangerous
>>554559346
>>554559430>>554559424Bro let's make out
>>554559634Nah
>>554559525Its your choice to brave the forest for the promised land, arianator
I only pull when my divination reading is good and it always works
>>554553672Incorrect btw. Zhu and Caesar are not hags despite having biggest female model, while qingui is a hag despite having small model and zhao despite having a small model is in the same range as caesar and zhu. The only three big model hags are yixuan, rina and yanagi(maybe Evelyn barely touches the hag line also). And the only way you may not agree to this is if you did not play the game or mashed skip on every single event
>>554559873False. Anyone that looks at Jane/Caesar/Zhu/Rina calls them hags because they're the tallest modelsSame with the other body typesNo one is going to look at a potato and call her a hag because she's 500 years old
>>554559185Can confirm. I like em and am a virgin chad.
>>554559873NTA but he's not talking about the actual ages of the characters, he's talking about body type.
what if you had a Burnice gf
>>554559346Bwos Anby is getting giddy before her second debut. So cute!!
>>554559493Kek who is who in this scenario tho
>>554560043Hopefully they find a cure soon.
>>554559774If it's the only way... then I shall cross the treacherous path even if I have to walk through the flames!
>>554559493lmao
>>554560075I've dated a closet alcoholic anon, it's not great.
>>554560402was she a vivacious cutie
>>554560042No, because that is not how those characters feel. Again, you may not agree with it if you never played the game or skipped all dialogues and only have a character model as a reference>>554560070I know but his point was that loli/hag is exclusively determined by model size, which I dont agree with
>>554559346I'd give her one of thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNHoWdid7ag
>>554560402>closetexperience non applicable here
>>554560458Imagine Lucy body type but like 5 inches taller.I've also dated the Burnice bodytype, but she was like... 5ft1.>>554560583Well she aint in the closet with it anymore.
>>554560402You just dated the unfun alcoholic bro
>>554556883It's bad as a military uniform its great as a Sentai cosplay, which I thought it was going to be for a hot second when I saw it, I was stoked at the thought of a patch story with a small companion hollow springs up on an amusement park or convention center and Anby is there working shows for some extra money for the Cunning Hares, and because Billy likes it.
>>554559346Her Knock Knock avatar just being a doodle is pure sovl. A lot of them are pretty cool honesty.
>>554560557>that is not how those characters feelNo one cares, not how gacha characters get categorized. It's always 100% based on model.Idols could be 50yo and still get UOOH's and cunny
>>554560716Most alcoholics aren't fun unless you're also a heavy drinker.
>>554560764Show me 1(singular) person who uoh cunnies qingyi
>>554560741My favs are Anby, Ben and Soukaku
>>554560741GoldenDamselInDistress...
>>554556883Started the trend of outfits not looking even remotely close to what the character's actual in-game job was.That shit looks like a cosplay not a soldier uniform.
shipsisters rejoice! in two days endfield releases and we can stop shitting up /zzz/ forever!
>>554560894>not being a heavy drinker
>>554561267I'm not going to shit talk people that do, but pretty much everyone in my family is an alcoholic (typical in Canada).I just don't wanna go down that route is all.
>>554560921NTA but you can't be serious. I bet if you go in the archives, people were probably going crazy
>>554560921On her official trailer. Body type is always going to be the only thing that matters
>>554560402She's very open about her alcoholism
>>554561497>all the upvotes are really lowkek. maybe reddit suits those kinds of people better than youtube
>>554559873Zhu is definitely in her twenties, which is a bonafide hag here.
How deep does the rabbit hole really go?
>>554560075Probably try to make the best of it, while it lasts.>>554561393Pretty similar here, to how you described. Co-dependency is an awful experience.
>>554561842Not very deep until it's life threatening to her.
>>554561485>>554561497People are fucking retarded
>>554561810
Nitrofuel is an energy drink idiots there's no alcohol.
>>554562086how does Burnice get drunk
>>554562086>energy drinks cant have alcohol
>>554561267hated how much weight i gained when i was drinking. on top of the empty calories of alcohol i'd eat like shit while drinking and in the morning because i'd always crave something greasy. now i drink like once a month or so with friends or if im REALLY bored and crave some strong zero
No more parties in New EriduPlease, baby, no more parties in New Eridu, uh!
>>554562039I don't make the rules, I just report it
zzz peaked here.
>>554562357>magical sword sloplol
>>554562228just drink instead of eating instead of in addition you dummy
>>554562357Mibibi got a great and cute mindscape art
>>554562217She gets zooted out of her mind from the caffeine and sugar and motor fuel in it
>>554562357Yeah
>>554562357Pic unrelated
>>554558461Kys
>>554562460I guess fuel technically isn't alcohol..
>>554558461
>>554562438i did that long time ago and got an iron deficiency kek. weight was fine but my face still looked fat as fuck anyway. way more trouble than its worth
>>554562928kawaii
>>554562989how much were you drinking to get an iron deficiency? that's not something that just happens to casual drinkers
look what I just got bros
some level 52 player with a shunko PF, no description and no highlighted agents applied for my guild. if youre here you better at least put /zzz/ in your signature
>>554563772Bricked
>>554563703a lot of malt liquor everyday for a few months. not good would not recommend
>average speed 134km/hHow tf is she not a bunny steak
>>554562086Huh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjadoqjdz2c
>>554563772Unbricked
>>554562086this boi has never had one of these(they almost killed me)
>>554560741I really like Ben's. It feels like something Anton convinced him to do cause it would be trendy and he just went along with it.
>>554564196I'm pretty sure these did actually kill people
>>554563937Cant be coke, it lasts for 30-40 minutes max and she’s hyperactive all day(and night) long
>>554562460sugar rush is a thingimo she'll die young just like coco from all of that
>>554564196These cause a lot of problems, truly Loko
Posting my wife
I thought nitro fuel was more like lean or any other liquid drug instead of alcohol.
>>554563772I want to have sex with ghost thiren. I YEARN the flying dutchmaid
Ye shungus long ass banner killing the game bruh
our game needs to make exclusively white women for our success
>>554564456Too fucking real bruh
>>554564321yeah there was a big court case with someone dying on camera IIRC. these thing>>554564416truly something that shouldve never been created
>>554564196My best nights in college were from these. Tasted great and knocked me out
>>554564720hoyo hire this man immediately
>>554564732There was some fat bitch who died at a warped tour I was at many years ago from drinking like 6 monsters or some shit.
>>554564349Read it again Slowly and think about it in relation to Burnice and the setting of zzz.
>>554564565still has the one and only hottest ZZZ doujin out there.
>>554564732even the starbucks iced energy drink hospitalized some people. its got 3 times the daily recommended amount of caffeine in it while its not marketed or packaged as an energy drink. it just looks like a stabucks branded slushie.
>>554565019I thought that was panera that had the lemonade with 5000mg of caffeine
>>554562039If it smells like a cunny, looks like a cunny and sounds like a cunny, it's a cunny. Very very VERY few people are going to pause there and go "let me read the fine print of how old she is". Same with hebes (read medium size), same with hags (read big size)
>>554565339maybe they're all coming to the realization that there's money in raw caffeine.
>>554565485buffs fucking when?!I need that ass on my face.
>>554565019caffiene is actually pretty nasty. I only drink coffee once or twice a week and it always hits me hard when I do. If I unwittingly drank something that strong my heart would start racing and I'd probably feel awful
You're telling me Wise, a sleep-deprived hacker who lives on noodles, is rocking pecs and a 6 pac?
>>554565557After Ellen and Sanby 3 buff
>>554564878i watched some fat bitch get trampled during an attila mosh at warped tour 2014 she had an EMS take her away
>>554565731>>554565731>>554565731
>>554564909we need one with Coco
>>554565442Qingyi just looks like a short woman, same as Dialyn. There's a noticeable difference between her body type and the likes of Piper and Lucy or even Fufu. Being below 170cm =/= loli
>>554565779I think the fat bitches heart gave out at 2011 warped, was the one in Toronto.
>>554564565AAAAAAAAAA IM FUCKING HUNTED BY BIG TITTY MAIDS!
>>554565596I drink three monsters a day KEK you need to level up
>>554565019amerimutt cna confirm it, but they've one city with a shitton of mormons in itsince mormons can't drink alkohol and hot drinks outside chocolate or something like that, they drink a lot of sodaI mean, a shitton of fucking soda with so much sugar that they shouldn't be able to function normally that daylike iamgine coffe stop. Instead of coffie you have various mixes of soda drinksnow, instead of getting 8x1 beer pack, they go and buy packs cannded soda, I think it's dr pepper 18 cans packthey even have brands of 1 gallon jugs they use to come to one of these stores to fillso it's entirery possible to have culture around drinking soda as repalcement for beer or coffee
>>554565985(me)shit now i gotta repost in new thread
>>554565442By this logic frieren is uoh cunny
>>554566093>>554566093>>554566093
>>554566012anon, that's how you end up in the hospital at 30 needing a kidney transplant
>>554557159I dunno but I use the seed set
>>554566274I drink a gallon of water a day so it evens out or something
>>554563905She's just that good
