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umapyoi
>>554532454Slaves will manual runHigh IQ individuals will automate the process
I like this image very much but I get no (you)s while posting it. Do you anons not have a thing for girlfeets like I do?
Sweepy status?
This thread will be serious
>>554532474I'm assuming Hachimi
High IQ individuals will be lobotomized in due time
>>554532786Unless...
BANS ARE GASLIGHT
>>554532707I like feet but I don’t like Dober
>>554532751i just reached 10m event pointssafe and sound
ace on my face
JPbros told me global is completely brown. Give me the qrd.
>>554532981She should do it like Ardan and go out with her own trainer instead of being a third wheel.
Of course I am brown sirI am a horse!
>>554533067you see, global is completely brown
Damn, she's hotbotcucks btfo
Fiddlesticks... my penis got really hard again. Please post more first rate Kingu porn so I can relieve myself
this thread will be terrible
>>554533067All brown. All of it.
>>554533067this thread is gray actually
Hello ladies
>>554528127Thanks, just compiled my own build where every instance of "hachimi" is replaced with "sweepyx"
>>554532707Cute
Everyone who complained about their emulators no longer working should thank their lucky stars. They got saved by a very merciful dev.
>>554533582Im horny but Iwara.tv is downWhat do?
>>554533680I'm thinking the update logged all those who were using mumu
Say something nice about my ogurin
>>554533836>3 recovery with deep breathstoo gambly for my taste
>>554533836>no long sanon…
Okay but where are the Christmas gibs
>>554533836Another heal would've been perfect, also anything but long S
>>554533821The interns are always watching, one way or another. They would have known regardless.
>>554532241Ok, here it ishttps://files.catbox.moe/66a2cg.webm
>>554533998Where are the brainrots? The random trivia and tiktok clips in the bottom? This is lowkirkenuinely unc
My trainee just called me an “epsatano kirkuinely diddyblud unc”No idea what it means but I suspended her for two weeks regardless.
>>554532061Just like how Suzuka will never be meta? Gaslighters at full force today
>log in>7/10 club boost accounts bannedthis will unironically kill the game. i don't have other kita reroll accounts left and really dont care about no lifeing the entire day.
>>554534170it means you need to stop hitting on her
>>554533998I-I'm sorry for shitposting...
>>554533836Your Oguri will magically move from 9th place to 6th without midrace skills before activating spurt inshallah she will
>>554534421Can you provide any proof that isn't the same account features restricted image ever other gaslighter has been using
>>554534421Your own accounts? How do you know they were banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNOyjxOtZyQ
Statline for Suzuka so she dies just before the late game?
I got Charming AND Spurt from Sweepy before the debut.How fast will the run be killed?
>>554532587What does "umapyoi" even mean?
>>554534461What? I’d never hit a woman I’m not married to.
>>554534509>alpha boomer dying of cringe from his zoomer unc trying to vibepost with himIs that how you say it?
Hmm… I think it’s time for a nap (while I’m on the clock)Gn /uma/
>>554533998unc…
>>554534837I, uh, sure let's go with that...
>>554534748Pretty much impossible to run out of HP before late-race outside of constructed test scenarios with like 15 enemy murmur users on a medium. Best you can do is just understam her by a couple hundred to guarantee she has a large spurt delay and is easily caught once late-race starts.
Any1 else running 3x late surger for capricorn?
>>554534837>zoomers are uncles nowgod I'm old, holy shit
>>554535273Orfe wouldn’t do this.
Everyone here is in their late 20's at minimum to early 40s at worst, stop trying to act as if you're not old.
>>554535273The oldest members of Generation Alpha are almost voting age.
>>554534753
Botter discord status? Must be fun in there right now...
Why does marvelous sunday have a pocket dimension? What was the real horse like to warrant this?
>>554532454>banwave announcement>eden still alive and kicking
>>554535486Had a pocket dimension
>the world's best racehorse is an eunuchProof that you don't need your balls
>>554535478
>>554535593I should probably start watching these horse races then.
>>554535406
>>554535665>stage 1: denial
Wife HaloKing Wife
>>554535627But how do you write about umas feeding each other without your tools of trade!?
UWAAAAAAH THERE'S A RACECOURSE IN MY CITY AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN G3 DAAAAAHBY
>>554535665please please please please please please please
>>554535696He didn’t use it during the races much. It’s against the rules.
>>554535665Where is that
dober rape
>>554532707I like itmore people should post uma feets
Hakurakubros... What should we do?
>>554535739Some people made it to acceptance quickly
>>554533508God damn she's so fucking flat
mfw I'm forced to manually play umamusume
>>554535434that's true, my nephew is 16. Feels like yesterday when my brother told me he was born.
oh nyo...i got le bannedanyways...*continues jorking it to umas*
>>554535057Witgod is lying then?
>>554536223WHY IS THERE NO SOUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554536116I'd rather get banned than play at 30 fps so if I'm already gonna use hachimi I might as well use the race dumping plugin. Once you've tasted the forbidden fruit you can't go back.
>>554536223>filename is fuckedNYOOOOOOO
>>554536343She doesn't run out of HP, she just doesn't have speed for spurt. 2 different things.
Oh fuck
>>554536247*ahem*You don’t play the game.
I thought this was an /uma/ guide?
>>554536343Distance E reduces her initial acceleration (distance aptitude lower than D are similar to having low turf rating for accel). You can fine tune the overtake timing via her distance rating, power and wit, not via stamina.
forever my WHOA
>>554536384t-this time for sure
>>554536498>he still thinks 4chon is Le super sekrit club
>>554536343>>554536528Is there anything wrong with running a bignig as an actual ace front?
>>554536563Golshi is kind of... sexy... I guess, ew.
>>554536563YOU'RE STILL FUCKING IT UP
>>554536323This is a very good guide. Thank you for making it.
>anon posts fake news>cygames makes it real REPENT SWEEPERS
>>554533771Just found out about this yesterday.
>>554536472now animate this in koikatsu with her naked
>>554536639no way she winsyou use her body to NSM off and creates distance between your fronts and the pack
>>554536697>He still thinks cygames managed to catch any sweepers
>>554535451NANI?!>1000 speedI even got Long S............Everything was perfect except for the rainbows
>>554536323SSR Speed Pasa is April 2027, not 2028
Guts training to air groove honkers
>>554536794Even with a ton of mid-race velocity? And long S?
>>554533771the hell is Iwara? Some kind of lewd repository?
>>554536794I saw her winning lobbyonce
>>554536818Cygames catches people botting in a poker mini game, they know the retards running 20m fans a day are.
>>554537090she doesn't gas out with only 2 whites and that stam?
>>554536541first-rate rack
>>554536562that's my gf
>>554536849>Everything was perfect except for the rainbowsMany such cases. SAD!
>>554536923It takes a lot of sparks to get her to Long S, but there's no reason she can't win, unless her accels - Unrestrained, Angling, Red Shift - don't work on Nakayama 2500. And they might not. If they don't, she's fucked and running her is a waste of effort.
>>554537069like half of cropped webm porns in /uma/ are from iwara
>>554537206unf
>>554536343>>554536528I feel like long D suzu dies at a better timing consistently than long E, but it's all over the place and I can't be fucked to experiment them all
I gave all three of my Sagittarius CM girls Stamina Eater because one of them always jobs and I figure I might as well heckle the lates and ends while they're back there.Wonder if it'll actually make a difference because one of those girls is XOguri and it might trigger her special and get her back into the race
>>554537232rip
Have you realized that the only place outside of careers where you can get dirt shoes are the daily shops?every event offers shoes, the christmas points gives you shoes, the roulette gives you shoes, the aptitude shop gives you shoes, but in none of those are dirt shoesall other shoes are blasted onto youand which shoes do YOU FUCKING REQUEST??? Take a wild fucking guess
>>554537069website popular in Japan where people post NSFW animated stuff, mostly 3d animations. it's a lot of koikatsu slop with some actual good stuff periodically sprinkled in between. it got nuked off the internet like two weeks ago
I only used hachimi for 60fps… 30fps on steam is too painful…
>>554537069it's a place where you find videos like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1E_ASSBWHobut most of the time it's porn, you can find some of the porn ones on youtube, maybe not uma
>>554537232oh. Nothing of value was lost, then.
>>554536659NO I DID NOT YOU DUMB TEIO
>>554537384>it got nuked off the internehate it when that happens. kissasian was a godtier site for jdrama, and there's been no replacement 2 years later. Fuck me
>>554537336Only request leeches have this complaint. If you do all your donations and request the same type of shoe twice a day, you break even on shoes.
My fan gains have dropped recently because of 5 borrows that I'm spending on aces but danchou probably thinks that I was a botter all this time and can't bot anymore since sweepy died.
>>554537336Wait…could…that be the joke? That, despite their scarcity, their uses are extremely limited and thus we can artificially inflate their value by attaching our club points and sentiment to them?…Nah, that’s ridiculous.
>>554537336you are so dumb. God you're dumb. Or lazy. Or stupid. But probably dumb, stupid, and lazy. Actively trying to be retarded, and you're succeeding.
https://x.com/worldsbesthorse/status/2013613858447921253
>>554537696I need to get Haru's potential up to 10
>>554520543
Teio won
>>554537336dirt shoes because I can only get them from career and daily shop?what are you? dumb?????now hand me the shoes
Shortstack genes are fucking insane
>>554537452wtf
Mambo!
>>554537784sweepy cryer in da jar
Hello globalbabs. Any Buena or Donnafag here?Here are some voice lines from the current Coco's collab.https://files.catbox.moe/0o6rl2.7z
>>554537784*gets on knees and cryes*don't ban that...
>>554537886I LOVE INARI ONE PLEASE ACCELERATE HER RELEASE FOR (ME) AND (ME) ALONE
>>553542892here you go
>>554537956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
>>554538030A FINE addition to my collection if I do say so myself.
>>554536563god that costume is so hot why did it have to be goldship
Mambwos...
>>554538030May I request a Gimlet rabibro?
Aiiieeee cygames hurry up with bans, we're loosing to clankers.
Cygames is gonna ban the f2p botters and spare the whales.
>>554537749>there were people coping that they're not giving world hoty to a gelding
Don't open.
>>554536323yea that's basically what im doing, double spark tach, ramonu and the creek rerun I'm basically set until late 2027
>>554538030A step closer to completing the UmaRabi
>>554536323The zensky banner seems like a skip for me considering I have mlb FM
>>554537886She has more boob on her torso than torso
>>554536498 >>554536606Sweepy avatarfag was a plebbit posterMost antilewd posters here as well.
>>554538030is there a repo with all of them?
>>554538030Now give her a cup noodles
>>554537206Sweepy isn't a slut
I will pay close attention to today and tomorrow fan output
Danchode it's over. My account is suspended.
>>554538528wife groove
Mambobros, we can still go forward to S rank, it's still possible!
>>554537956Any news on that Suzuka asmr?
why belno..
Mambo will avenge umao and become S rank
My club members would never resort to bot niggery
How many from /uma/club are getting banned
When all the botters are kill, Mambo will break the top 100
Now that all the bots are getting banned mambo is gonna drop back to B+, the danchode's dream is gonna come true.
>>554539090Every one that's not B+ or below.
>>554538920Need her to give me an unenthusiastic/disgusted handjob.
>turf S>fast learner>sprint S>failed unity finals*coughs blood*
>>554539172>>554539141Which one is it
Fuck getting banned for hachimi, I just started my game and it maxed out my GPUHachimi dev getting in a final hurrah?
>>554538242i will add her to the list>>554538679https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>554537956Why is Gentildonna talking with a dommy mommy voice?
NOW YOU'VE JUST GOTTA GET READY FOR THE TEST!
Why is mambo the most popular club?
>>554539270ty
>>554539418Danchou invited everyone to Japan to watch Arima it's a richfag club
Is it fair to remove the uma parents of botters from the list?
>>554539269Your 1070 is begging to be put out of its misery
>>554537536if your goal is to break even with trades, the obvious choice is to use the ones with no scarcity to prevent what would be minor deviations in trade amounts making a dent in your supplyso your argument is shit
>>554539260>give mommy a hugWhich uma's ult is it lmao?
>>554539464It was pretty cool to have our December penis inspections at an onsen.
>>554537956I like them, the (fat) fucks
1050ti my beloved...
It is a beautiful, New Day.
>>554539270Danke
Is this safe?
YOU WERE TOO LATE
Imagine if you guys put as much effort into doing careers instead of sniping shoes
am i going to get banned for using hachimi
>>554539796no. Try 590k+
>>554539796nope
>>554539850Wouldn't be surprised botniggers would bot shoes if it exist
>>554539796
>2 months ago>I NYEED MORE BORROWS!!! I WANT TO MAKE LE PERFECT ACE!!! I WANT TO WIN CM!!! I WANNA TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN ALL DAY LOOOONGG>now>can't even be bothered to do more than 1 run per day
>>554539850My shoe optimization is at the point where I accidentally discovered new day skip, where if you click from the home screen onto the club menu within a second or so of the day rolling over, it takes you there and lets you fill requests without having to do the new day popup first.
>>554539518it's a 9070 bwo and considering the game runs on my fucking Samsung A50 I think it's not my hardware
so from all the shoes they decided to put the most common one on the event shop?
MYMY DANCHOU JUST WENT ONLINEHE SAW THE NEWS AND ANDHE SAID HE'LL BE STEPPING DOWN AND MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY DID THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS JUST A WARNING TOO THERE'S NO BAN HAPPENING FUCK YOUUUU DANCHOU
>>554539964the number of actual borrow runs i do every day didnt changebut now I can just glue them immediately if I get a failed training in junior year
>>554539873I will continue to use hachimi and umareplay as normalI'll call you when I'm banned (I won't)
>>554539964I'm waiting for fuku release to work on my sprint aces, feels kinda silly to do it without all the tools in hand
>>554539873Of course!
>>554539582mummy creek, obvi
botniggers should stay scared
>>554540083edenbwo...
Do we find horse facing hot?
if Danchou got banned you will lose ability to kick any flatliner for weeks
>>554540276good, that's what you get for having a botter as leader
I've gotten 3 tickets today
Someone check on autis/uma/
>>554540276Why is she so round
>you are now umaing manually
Cygames needs to allow us to report people for bottimg. Imagine the fun hunting botters.
>>554540556I want to have sex with my little sister Rice
Have you guys leveled up the R cards for the Support bonus?
i came here hoping to see any gameplay discussion but its all gooners and cheaters
Can i use Sweepy on JP? Maybe migrating is an option
>>554540775I don't remember making this post
how do I squeeze the most points out of test 7? buy all the cheap greens and also gold skills?
0 RUNS IN DA JAR
Big dog when?
>>554540556I wonder if they increased the chances of getting the ticket, over the last two days I managed to get the hot springs ticket with Dober and Grass
>>554540791Uh oh.
>>554539876Stop putting boobs on this boy
>>554540791ye
>>554540892JP has auto-career anyway
>>554539876I want this boy's boobs on me
Event stars are back
>>554541008I've gotten more tissues in the last week than I have in the six months before that
>>554541163Her head is NOT that big!
>>554540791Only the ones that leave you no choice like Taking and Rudolph. It's too expensive for cards I'll never use
>>554541217
>>554540791everything to 25 first and now that SP are safu I think I'll commit to maxxing some, TT is looking not so good
>>554541163Low blow
>threatening to ban everyone>doesn't release autodevilish
>>554541446It’s probably not far away
if account is [flagged]set first_SSR to: Air_Shakur && rateup_ssr_odds to: 0
Guys my account got suspended.
why are we so deaddid they ban you from 4chan too?is everyone over at /end/?
Why did they get to be sisters in game while other horses does not recognize relatives?
Guys my account got promoted.
>>554541963Shush it
>>554542051*CHU CHU CHU* (suction sounds) NOM NOM LICK
>>554542029Because these two are sex incarnate
>>554542029They are born to the same mare, which is special when a mare might have 10 foals whereas a stallion might have thousands
>>554541446They should release spark reroll
Taiki Shuttle has made me realise that I might have a thing for dumb women with high social IQ.
So... was mambo botting? Did they flatline on honse.moe?
>>554542275Want me to release the mambo list?
>>554542275no lol
>>554542275dancho took... an extended vacation
Reminder Haru Urara is 14 and thus not a loli
>>554542225Ah, horses count family lines like how the jews do it
Hello friends!!!
>>554542375I LOVE HEBES
>>554542375my hecking daughterina is already a hebe... they grow up so fast
I'm so fucking pissedJust two days ago I got $5 from google play points Just right before they dropped the fuckin free carat offers. I'm missing out on at least 600 free carats I'm so mad
>>554538030Very nice.
>>554542257That reminds me of picrel which I found in my folder yesterday. Is any anon autistic enough to do the same tier list for global umas?
>>554542467Good day babyposter!!!!!!!
>>554542275Mambo is going back to B+ and danchud isn't gonna kick any of the banned botters because flat lines make him hard.
Jesus I just saw the Suzuka "hacker" clip off multiple platforms (fagbook, x/twitter, youtube) and they're all with more than 50k views each and 450k off alone just on youtube. Was this the cause of this sudden announcement? The farm botting went unnoticed for months but suddenly 3rd party tools or botting is a problem after this clip.
>>554542551She’s unironically older than Spe by a few months lol, Haru was born in Feb and Spe in May.
>>554542325release the mambo files
Why vfcord seething about /uma/ so much ?
>>554542815Alright...
There's a lot of "I want to start a family with Caesario" innuendo in this scene where Trainer was forming a contract with her.
>800/300/800 by classic year mile ch>losewtf
>>554543028lost a duel?
>>554537158No. Stamina on bignigs is a huge gaslight if there's no spot struggle. Mine clears with 840 and Maestro.
>>55454300313 years old btw
>>554537208Angling works. I have the sparks for it that's why I asked.
>>554543003CESARIO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGquvk4Yijo
>>554543104no clue i just skipped itpace taiki and i lost to uohdka so i guess she just procced all her stuff
>>554543003The fatty bloodline must continue
>>554542747you rike it?I also just saw it on FB earlier and unsurprisingly the page was from SEA, Vietnam specifically
>>554542618
>>554540606Weird silence innit
>>554543438I guess... Autism doesn't speak this time...
What if the only reason hachimi wasn't banned on JP is because they didn't bother looking?
Hishiama...
>>554543465why does she hate the pool?
I'm sure the main cause of this isn't the clip but Mambo's sudden urge in ranks.
>everyones S rank xoguri lose to goldships, seiuns and even shitty rice shower paces in saggi taurus roomswhy did you bitches make me spark this hot garbage, she is doing worse than smaru did prior to the balance patch.let me guess, we were all suppose to save for vBourbon, the first TRUE meta ace... I'm not falling for it 3 times in a row
>>554543551Other than graphics, translations and fixing their dumb 30 fps cap on PC (it’s 60 on mobile) did it really do anything bad?
>>554543673sovl vs soulless
>>554543686>blowing 30k to maybe win 3k backgottem
>>554543673Stop trying to blame us for everything!
>>554532707Are you the stinky girlfeets poster
>>554543720you can speed up text quite a lot making careers a lot fasteralso usually JP is really autistic about mods for games that don't explicitly allow it
>>554543673They don't know Autis/uma/ danchou is the insider and had to kill the bot because of Mambo
OGURI! YOU ARE FIRED!
>>554543686>the first TRUE meta aceHOguri is the last trve meta ace for a while. VBourbon is just front QoL.
>>554544108ho ho hee hoo~
look at her go
>curren's gold skill is an agemasen skillI'm so tired of this bullshit
>>554503635>>554503687>>554503848>AI Interpolation with VERY obvious artifacting is A-OK now daysLmao the indo hours were showing.
>>554543917no, I'm just a like minded individual.
>>554543917I think there's like at least 3 of them
>>554532707I like feet but I don't think I like feet in the same way true footfags do. The uncanny amount of detail and the absurd camera angles to make them take up most the shot put me off, pic related is more like it.
I got my first ever S+ rank uma while trying to get a high score for the aptitude test.
umas would have very stinky feet though if we're being honest
>>554544561You don't need AI for frame interpolation
Anon's carrot wife
feet?
i just get C on my aptitude tests and then call it a day
>>554542747>>554543289>third world nations are hacking nationcurious stuff that indeed>>554543465>fatty>hates the pool>always looks baked as fuck>>554543847>animated eyesbut why
>>554544692yes
>I am wasting borrows just to get on the taiki leaderboardam I retarded?
It's so over
>>554544786yes
>>554532707I enjoy feet in the privacy of my own home. And only share such things in private unless I am asked in a public setting among my peers in which I post a catbot link that is spoilered.
>>554544786No, I find it to be a lot more fun than the CMs
>>554544637Umas got the Asian gene where they generate little to no BO
I don't get it. Why did she job the final 4 times in a row? No fucking way this is not enough stats
>>554544885maybe the asian horses but pasa would have STANK feet
>>554545008Because (You), are a BAD toreina.
>>554545008Solo front gets fucked. If you didn't buy skills she gets turbofucked.
>>554545008Medium - B
>>554544798WE'RE SO BACK
>>554545008Watch the races and you will see whats actually happening.
>>554545138>Medium - BLol no you win those with 600 speed it's probably this >>554545110
>>554545008solo front + medium B + gets duelled to death. Might have been a bad track for your ult too
>grass wonder desperately trying to cover up her naturally smelly american feet that are unbefitting of a yamato nakadashi
>fail 2 times debut race>fail 2 trainings in a row>awful mood>get maverick from riko>charming but noone wants to train with methis is the one time i get turf aptitude Ai think the game is doing that on purpose
>>554538025Are (You) me?
>>554545154I'm usually more sure I'll win when it's something like what you got, even with 1 more triangle, than when it's all circles and double circles, I get worried when it's full circle and double
>>554545095Is Helios trainer sexual?
>>554545256What is a Ardat-Yakshi?
>>554545008>solo front>medium B>gutslet that can’t even fight for position>witlet front to bootYou must improve at the video game.
>>554544786If you have fun doing it, what's the issue? I spent like a week trying to get a Long Digitan for Arima CM and failed but it was still fun to try
I know nothing about Uma but this is hot
>>554545008Don't underestimate Little Cockon
>>554545474>uma on uma ntrZAMN
>>554545474
>>554545474source
>>554545453>fight for positionwhat's that
>>554545565https://x.com/TsuyogariAII/status/2013467614765359536
>>554544448the cutest engine!
>>554545474please be better than thisfor your own sake
>>554545601>ai
i still have not read hungry for a miracle
Did botters actually get banned though
>>554544448I'm always looking
>>554545421Rage baiting **** fags like to tell you otherwise, but yes she is.
>>554545474>cyjames found the sweepers
>>554545701good one
