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umapyoi
>>554532454Slaves will manual runHigh IQ individuals will automate the process
I like this image very much but I get no (you)s while posting it. Do you anons not have a thing for girlfeets like I do?
Sweepy status?
This thread will be serious
>>554532474I'm assuming Hachimi
High IQ individuals will be lobotomized in due time
>>554532786Unless...
BANS ARE GASLIGHT
>>554532707I like feet but I don’t like Dober
>>554532751i just reached 10m event pointssafe and sound
ace on my face
JPbros told me global is completely brown. Give me the qrd.
>>554532981She should do it like Ardan and go out with her own trainer instead of being a third wheel.
Of course I am brown sirI am a horse!
>>554533067you see, global is completely brown
Damn, she's hotbotcucks btfo
Fiddlesticks... my penis got really hard again. Please post more first rate Kingu porn so I can relieve myself
this thread will be terrible
>>554533067All brown. All of it.
>>554533067this thread is gray actually
Hello ladies
>>554528127Thanks, just compiled my own build where every instance of "hachimi" is replaced with "sweepyx"
>>554532707Cute
Everyone who complained about their emulators no longer working should thank their lucky stars. They got saved by a very merciful dev.
>>554533582Im horny but Iwara.tv is downWhat do?
>>554533680I'm thinking the update logged all those who were using mumu
Say something nice about my ogurin
>>554533836>3 recovery with deep breathstoo gambly for my taste
>>554533836>no long sanon…
Okay but where are the Christmas gibs
>>554533836Another heal would've been perfect, also anything but long S
>>554533821The interns are always watching, one way or another. They would have known regardless.
>>554532241Ok, here it ishttps://files.catbox.moe/66a2cg.webm
>>554533998Where are the brainrots? The random trivia and tiktok clips in the bottom? This is lowkirkenuinely unc
My trainee just called me an “epsatano kirkuinely diddyblud unc”No idea what it means but I suspended her for two weeks regardless.
>>554532061Just like how Suzuka will never be meta? Gaslighters at full force today
>log in>7/10 club boost accounts bannedthis will unironically kill the game. i don't have other kita reroll accounts left and really dont care about no lifeing the entire day.
>>554534170it means you need to stop hitting on her
>>554533998I-I'm sorry for shitposting...
>>554533836Your Oguri will magically move from 9th place to 6th without midrace skills before activating spurt inshallah she will
>>554534421Can you provide any proof that isn't the same account features restricted image ever other gaslighter has been using
>>554534421Your own accounts? How do you know they were banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNOyjxOtZyQ
Statline for Suzuka so she dies just before the late game?
I got Charming AND Spurt from Sweepy before the debut.How fast will the run be killed?
>>554532587What does "umapyoi" even mean?
>>554534461What? I’d never hit a woman I’m not married to.
>>554534509>alpha boomer dying of cringe from his zoomer unc trying to vibepost with himIs that how you say it?
Hmm… I think it’s time for a nap (while I’m on the clock)Gn /uma/
>>554533998unc…
>>554534837I, uh, sure let's go with that...
>>554534748Pretty much impossible to run out of HP before late-race outside of constructed test scenarios with like 15 enemy murmur users on a medium. Best you can do is just understam her by a couple hundred to guarantee she has a large spurt delay and is easily caught once late-race starts.
Any1 else running 3x late surger for capricorn?
>>554534837>zoomers are uncles nowgod I'm old, holy shit
>>554535273Orfe wouldn’t do this.
Everyone here is in their late 20's at minimum to early 40s at worst, stop trying to act as if you're not old.
>>554535273The oldest members of Generation Alpha are almost voting age.
>>554534753
Botter discord status? Must be fun in there right now...
Why does marvelous sunday have a pocket dimension? What was the real horse like to warrant this?
>>554532454>banwave announcement>eden still alive and kicking
>>554535486Had a pocket dimension
>the world's best racehorse is an eunuchProof that you don't need your balls
>>554535478
>>554535593I should probably start watching these horse races then.
>>554535406
>>554535665>stage 1: denial
Wife HaloKing Wife
>>554535627But how do you write about umas feeding each other without your tools of trade!?
UWAAAAAAH THERE'S A RACECOURSE IN MY CITY AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN G3 DAAAAAHBY
>>554535665please please please please please please please
>>554535696He didn’t use it during the races much. It’s against the rules.
>>554535665Where is that
dober rape
>>554532707I like itmore people should post uma feets
Hakurakubros... What should we do?
>>554535739Some people made it to acceptance quickly
>>554533508God damn she's so fucking flat
mfw I'm forced to manually play umamusume
>>554535434that's true, my nephew is 16. Feels like yesterday when my brother told me he was born.
oh nyo...i got le bannedanyways...*continues jorking it to umas*
>>554535057Witgod is lying then?
>>554536223WHY IS THERE NO SOUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554536116I'd rather get banned than play at 30 fps so if I'm already gonna use hachimi I might as well use the race dumping plugin. Once you've tasted the forbidden fruit you can't go back.
>>554536223>filename is fuckedNYOOOOOOO
>>554536343She doesn't run out of HP, she just doesn't have speed for spurt. 2 different things.
Oh fuck
>>554536247*ahem*You don’t play the game.
I thought this was an /uma/ guide?
>>554536343Distance E reduces her initial acceleration (distance aptitude lower than D are similar to having low turf rating for accel). You can fine tune the overtake timing via her distance rating, power and wit, not via stamina.
forever my WHOA
>>554536384t-this time for sure
>>554536498>he still thinks 4chon is Le super sekrit club
>>554536343>>554536528Is there anything wrong with running a bignig as an actual ace front?
>>554536563Golshi is kind of... sexy... I guess, ew.
>>554536563YOU'RE STILL FUCKING IT UP
>>554536323This is a very good guide. Thank you for making it.
>anon posts fake news>cygames makes it real REPENT SWEEPERS
>>554533771Just found out about this yesterday.
>>554536472now animate this in koikatsu with her naked
>>554536639no way she winsyou use her body to NSM off and creates distance between your fronts and the pack
>>554536697>He still thinks cygames managed to catch any sweepers
>>554535451NANI?!>1000 speedI even got Long S............Everything was perfect except for the rainbows
>>554536323SSR Speed Pasa is April 2027, not 2028
Guts training to air groove honkers
>>554536794Even with a ton of mid-race velocity? And long S?
>>554533771the hell is Iwara? Some kind of lewd repository?
>>554536794I saw her winning lobbyonce
>>554536818Cygames catches people botting in a poker mini game, they know the retards running 20m fans a day are.
>>554537090she doesn't gas out with only 2 whites and that stam?
>>554536541first-rate rack
>>554536562that's my gf
>>554536849>Everything was perfect except for the rainbowsMany such cases. SAD!
>>554536923It takes a lot of sparks to get her to Long S, but there's no reason she can't win, unless her accels - Unrestrained, Angling, Red Shift - don't work on Nakayama 2500. And they might not. If they don't, she's fucked and running her is a waste of effort.
>>554537069like half of cropped webm porns in /uma/ are from iwara
>>554537206unf
>>554536343>>554536528I feel like long D suzu dies at a better timing consistently than long E, but it's all over the place and I can't be fucked to experiment them all
I gave all three of my Sagittarius CM girls Stamina Eater because one of them always jobs and I figure I might as well heckle the lates and ends while they're back there.Wonder if it'll actually make a difference because one of those girls is XOguri and it might trigger her special and get her back into the race
>>554537232rip
Have you realized that the only place outside of careers where you can get dirt shoes are the daily shops?every event offers shoes, the christmas points gives you shoes, the roulette gives you shoes, the aptitude shop gives you shoes, but in none of those are dirt shoesall other shoes are blasted onto youand which shoes do YOU FUCKING REQUEST??? Take a wild fucking guess
>>554537069website popular in Japan where people post NSFW animated stuff, mostly 3d animations. it's a lot of koikatsu slop with some actual good stuff periodically sprinkled in between. it got nuked off the internet like two weeks ago
I only used hachimi for 60fps… 30fps on steam is too painful…
>>554537069it's a place where you find videos like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1E_ASSBWHobut most of the time it's porn, you can find some of the porn ones on youtube, maybe not uma
>>554537232oh. Nothing of value was lost, then.
>>554536659NO I DID NOT YOU DUMB TEIO
>>554537384>it got nuked off the internehate it when that happens. kissasian was a godtier site for jdrama, and there's been no replacement 2 years later. Fuck me
>>554537336Only request leeches have this complaint. If you do all your donations and request the same type of shoe twice a day, you break even on shoes.
My fan gains have dropped recently because of 5 borrows that I'm spending on aces but danchou probably thinks that I was a botter all this time and can't bot anymore since sweepy died.
>>554537336Wait…could…that be the joke? That, despite their scarcity, their uses are extremely limited and thus we can artificially inflate their value by attaching our club points and sentiment to them?…Nah, that’s ridiculous.
>>554537336you are so dumb. God you're dumb. Or lazy. Or stupid. But probably dumb, stupid, and lazy. Actively trying to be retarded, and you're succeeding.
https://x.com/worldsbesthorse/status/2013613858447921253
>>554537696I need to get Haru's potential up to 10
>>554520543
Teio won
>>554537336dirt shoes because I can only get them from career and daily shop?what are you? dumb?????now hand me the shoes
Shortstack genes are fucking insane
>>554537452wtf
Mambo!
>>554537784sweepy cryer in da jar
Hello globalbabs. Any Buena or Donnafag here?Here are some voice lines from the current Coco's collab.https://files.catbox.moe/0o6rl2.7z
>>554537784*gets on knees and cryes*don't ban that...
>>554537886I LOVE INARI ONE PLEASE ACCELERATE HER RELEASE FOR (ME) AND (ME) ALONE
>>553542892here you go
>>554537956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
>>554538030A FINE addition to my collection if I do say so myself.
>>554536563god that costume is so hot why did it have to be goldship
Mambwos...
>>554538030May I request a Gimlet rabibro?
Aiiieeee cygames hurry up with bans, we're loosing to clankers.
Cygames is gonna ban the f2p botters and spare the whales.
>>554537749>there were people coping that they're not giving world hoty to a gelding
Don't open.
>>554536323yea that's basically what im doing, double spark tach, ramonu and the creek rerun I'm basically set until late 2027
>>554538030A step closer to completing the UmaRabi
>>554536323The zensky banner seems like a skip for me considering I have mlb FM
>>554537886She has more boob on her torso than torso
>>554536498 >>554536606Sweepy avatarfag was a plebbit posterMost antilewd posters here as well.
>>554538030is there a repo with all of them?
>>554538030Now give her a cup noodles
>>554537206Sweepy isn't a slut
I will pay close attention to today and tomorrow fan output
Danchode it's over. My account is suspended.
>>554538528wife groove
Mambobros, we can still go forward to S rank, it's still possible!
>>554537956Any news on that Suzuka asmr?
why belno..
Mambo will avenge umao and become S rank
My club members would never resort to bot niggery
How many from /uma/club are getting banned
When all the botters are kill, Mambo will break the top 100
Now that all the bots are getting banned mambo is gonna drop back to B+, the danchode's dream is gonna come true.
>>554539090Every one that's not B+ or below.
>>554538920Need her to give me an unenthusiastic/disgusted handjob.
>turf S>fast learner>sprint S>failed unity finals*coughs blood*
>>554539172>>554539141Which one is it
Fuck getting banned for hachimi, I just started my game and it maxed out my GPUHachimi dev getting in a final hurrah?
>>554538242i will add her to the list>>554538679https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>554537956Why is Gentildonna talking with a dommy mommy voice?
NOW YOU'VE JUST GOTTA GET READY FOR THE TEST!
Why is mambo the most popular club?
>>554539270ty
>>554539418Danchou invited everyone to Japan to watch Arima it's a richfag club
Is it fair to remove the uma parents of botters from the list?
>>554539269Your 1070 is begging to be put out of its misery
>>554537536if your goal is to break even with trades, the obvious choice is to use the ones with no scarcity to prevent what would be minor deviations in trade amounts making a dent in your supplyso your argument is shit
>>554539260>give mommy a hugWhich uma's ult is it lmao?
>>554539464It was pretty cool to have our December penis inspections at an onsen.
>>554537956I like them, the (fat) fucks
1050ti my beloved...
It is a beautiful, New Day.
>>554539270Danke
Is this safe?
YOU WERE TOO LATE
Imagine if you guys put as much effort into doing careers instead of sniping shoes
am i going to get banned for using hachimi
>>554539796no. Try 590k+
>>554539796nope
>>554539850Wouldn't be surprised botniggers would bot shoes if it exist
>>554539796
>2 months ago>I NYEED MORE BORROWS!!! I WANT TO MAKE LE PERFECT ACE!!! I WANT TO WIN CM!!! I WANNA TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN ALL DAY LOOOONGG>now>can't even be bothered to do more than 1 run per day
>>554539850My shoe optimization is at the point where I accidentally discovered new day skip, where if you click from the home screen onto the club menu within a second or so of the day rolling over, it takes you there and lets you fill requests without having to do the new day popup first.
>>554539518it's a 9070 bwo and considering the game runs on my fucking Samsung A50 I think it's not my hardware
so from all the shoes they decided to put the most common one on the event shop?
MYMY DANCHOU JUST WENT ONLINEHE SAW THE NEWS AND ANDHE SAID HE'LL BE STEPPING DOWN AND MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY DID THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS JUST A WARNING TOO THERE'S NO BAN HAPPENING FUCK YOUUUU DANCHOU
>>554539964the number of actual borrow runs i do every day didnt changebut now I can just glue them immediately if I get a failed training in junior year
>>554539873I will continue to use hachimi and umareplay as normalI'll call you when I'm banned (I won't)
>>554539964I'm waiting for fuku release to work on my sprint aces, feels kinda silly to do it without all the tools in hand
>>554539873Of course!
>>554539582mummy creek, obvi
botniggers should stay scared
>>554540083edenbwo...
Do we find horse facing hot?
if Danchou got banned you will lose ability to kick any flatliner for weeks
>>554540276good, that's what you get for having a botter as leader
I've gotten 3 tickets today
Someone check on autis/uma/
>>554540276Why is she so round
>you are now umaing manually
Cygames needs to allow us to report people for bottimg. Imagine the fun hunting botters.
>>554540556I want to have sex with my little sister Rice
Have you guys leveled up the R cards for the Support bonus?
i came here hoping to see any gameplay discussion but its all gooners and cheaters
Can i use Sweepy on JP? Maybe migrating is an option
>>554540775I don't remember making this post
how do I squeeze the most points out of test 7? buy all the cheap greens and also gold skills?
0 RUNS IN DA JAR
Big dog when?
>>554540556I wonder if they increased the chances of getting the ticket, over the last two days I managed to get the hot springs ticket with Dober and Grass
>>554540791Uh oh.
>>554539876Stop putting boobs on this boy
>>554540791ye
>>554540892JP has auto-career anyway
>>554539876I want this boy's boobs on me
Event stars are back
>>554541008I've gotten more tissues in the last week than I have in the six months before that
>>554541163Her head is NOT that big!
>>554540791Only the ones that leave you no choice like Taking and Rudolph. It's too expensive for cards I'll never use
>>554541217
>>554540791everything to 25 first and now that SP are safu I think I'll commit to maxxing some, TT is looking not so good
>>554541163Low blow
>threatening to ban everyone>doesn't release autodevilish
>>554541446It’s probably not far away
if account is [flagged]set first_SSR to: Air_Shakur && rateup_ssr_odds to: 0
Guys my account got suspended.
why are we so deaddid they ban you from 4chan too?is everyone over at /end/?
Why did they get to be sisters in game while other horses does not recognize relatives?
Guys my account got promoted.
>>554541963Shush it
>>554542051*CHU CHU CHU* (suction sounds) NOM NOM LICK
>>554542029Because these two are sex incarnate
>>554542029They are born to the same mare, which is special when a mare might have 10 foals whereas a stallion might have thousands
>>554541446They should release spark reroll
Taiki Shuttle has made me realise that I might have a thing for dumb women with high social IQ.
So... was mambo botting? Did they flatline on honse.moe?
>>554542275Want me to release the mambo list?
>>554542275no lol
>>554542275dancho took... an extended vacation
Reminder Haru Urara is 14 and thus not a loli
>>554542225Ah, horses count family lines like how the jews do it
Hello friends!!!
>>554542375I LOVE HEBES
>>554542375my hecking daughterina is already a hebe... they grow up so fast
I'm so fucking pissedJust two days ago I got $5 from google play points Just right before they dropped the fuckin free carat offers. I'm missing out on at least 600 free carats I'm so mad
>>554538030Very nice.
>>554542257That reminds me of picrel which I found in my folder yesterday. Is any anon autistic enough to do the same tier list for global umas?
>>554542467Good day babyposter!!!!!!!
>>554542275Mambo is going back to B+ and danchud isn't gonna kick any of the banned botters because flat lines make him hard.
Jesus I just saw the Suzuka "hacker" clip off multiple platforms (fagbook, x/twitter, youtube) and they're all with more than 50k views each and 450k off alone just on youtube. Was this the cause of this sudden announcement? The farm botting went unnoticed for months but suddenly 3rd party tools or botting is a problem after this clip.
>>554542551She’s unironically older than Spe by a few months lol, Haru was born in Feb and Spe in May.
>>554542325release the mambo files
Why vfcord seething about /uma/ so much ?
>>554542815Alright...
There's a lot of "I want to start a family with Caesario" innuendo in this scene where Trainer was forming a contract with her.
>800/300/800 by classic year mile ch>losewtf
>>554543028lost a duel?
>>554537158No. Stamina on bignigs is a huge gaslight if there's no spot struggle. Mine clears with 840 and Maestro.
>>55454300313 years old btw
>>554537208Angling works. I have the sparks for it that's why I asked.
>>554543003CESARIO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGquvk4Yijo
>>554543104no clue i just skipped itpace taiki and i lost to uohdka so i guess she just procced all her stuff
>>554543003The fatty bloodline must continue
>>554542747you rike it?I also just saw it on FB earlier and unsurprisingly the page was from SEA, Vietnam specifically
>>554542618
>>554540606Weird silence innit
>>554543438I guess... Autism doesn't speak this time...
What if the only reason hachimi wasn't banned on JP is because they didn't bother looking?
Hishiama...
>>554543465why does she hate the pool?
I'm sure the main cause of this isn't the clip but Mambo's sudden urge in ranks.
>everyones S rank xoguri lose to goldships, seiuns and even shitty rice shower paces in saggi taurus roomswhy did you bitches make me spark this hot garbage, she is doing worse than smaru did prior to the balance patch.let me guess, we were all suppose to save for vBourbon, the first TRUE meta ace... I'm not falling for it 3 times in a row
>>554543551Other than graphics, translations and fixing their dumb 30 fps cap on PC (it’s 60 on mobile) did it really do anything bad?
>>554543673sovl vs soulless
>>554543686>blowing 30k to maybe win 3k backgottem
>>554543673Stop trying to blame us for everything!
>>554532707Are you the stinky girlfeets poster
>>554543720you can speed up text quite a lot making careers a lot fasteralso usually JP is really autistic about mods for games that don't explicitly allow it
>>554543673They don't know Autis/uma/ danchou is the insider and had to kill the bot because of Mambo
OGURI! YOU ARE FIRED!
>>554543686>the first TRUE meta aceHOguri is the last trve meta ace for a while. VBourbon is just front QoL.
>>554544108ho ho hee hoo~
look at her go
>curren's gold skill is an agemasen skillI'm so tired of this bullshit
>>554503635>>554503687>>554503848>AI Interpolation with VERY obvious artifacting is A-OK now daysLmao the indo hours were showing.
>>554543917no, I'm just a like minded individual.
>>554543917I think there's like at least 3 of them
>>554532707I like feet but I don't think I like feet in the same way true footfags do. The uncanny amount of detail and the absurd camera angles to make them take up most the shot put me off, pic related is more like it.
I got my first ever S+ rank uma while trying to get a high score for the aptitude test.
umas would have very stinky feet though if we're being honest
>>554544561You don't need AI for frame interpolation
Anon's carrot wife
feet?
i just get C on my aptitude tests and then call it a day
>>554542747>>554543289>third world nations are hacking nationcurious stuff that indeed>>554543465>fatty>hates the pool>always looks baked as fuck>>554543847>animated eyesbut why
>>554544692yes
>I am wasting borrows just to get on the taiki leaderboardam I retarded?
It's so over
>>554544786yes
>>554532707I enjoy feet in the privacy of my own home. And only share such things in private unless I am asked in a public setting among my peers in which I post a catbot link that is spoilered.
>>554544786No, I find it to be a lot more fun than the CMs
>>554544637Umas got the Asian gene where they generate little to no BO
I don't get it. Why did she job the final 4 times in a row? No fucking way this is not enough stats
>>554544885maybe the asian horses but pasa would have STANK feet
>>554545008Because (You), are a BAD toreina.
>>554545008Solo front gets fucked. If you didn't buy skills she gets turbofucked.
>>554545008Medium - B
>>554544798WE'RE SO BACK
>>554545008Watch the races and you will see whats actually happening.
>>554545138>Medium - BLol no you win those with 600 speed it's probably this >>554545110
>>554545008solo front + medium B + gets duelled to death. Might have been a bad track for your ult too
>grass wonder desperately trying to cover up her naturally smelly american feet that are unbefitting of a yamato nakadashi
>fail 2 times debut race>fail 2 trainings in a row>awful mood>get maverick from riko>charming but noone wants to train with methis is the one time i get turf aptitude Ai think the game is doing that on purpose
>>554538025Are (You) me?
>>554545154I'm usually more sure I'll win when it's something like what you got, even with 1 more triangle, than when it's all circles and double circles, I get worried when it's full circle and double
>>554545095Is Helios trainer sexual?
>>554545256What is a Ardat-Yakshi?
>>554545008>solo front>medium B>gutslet that can’t even fight for position>witlet front to bootYou must improve at the video game.
>>554544786If you have fun doing it, what's the issue? I spent like a week trying to get a Long Digitan for Arima CM and failed but it was still fun to try
>>554545008Don't underestimate Little Cockon
>>554545474>uma on uma ntrZAMN
>>554545474
>>554545474source
>>554545453>fight for positionwhat's that
>>554544448the cutest engine!
>>554545474please be better than thisfor your own sake
>>554545601>ai
i still have not read hungry for a miracle
Did botters actually get banned though
>>554544448I'm always looking
>>554545421Rage baiting **** fags like to tell you otherwise, but yes she is.
>>554545474>cyjames found the sweepers
>>554545701good one
>>554545453nigga shut up you dont need a brain to finish careers in this game stop trying to sound knowledgeable lmao, it was literally solo front rng run that anon clicked through and never noticed
>>554545775Nope, rest easy, and feel free to continue botting :)
>>554545474canon
>>554545701Doesn't make sense
>>554545440YOU KILLED THEM, SHEPARD, BILLIONS OF THEM!
>>554545758HARU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554545968They can’t anyways because Uma doesn’t launch on emulators anymore
>>554544637
>>554546060Just mumu, my bluestacks sweepy is hard at work.
I seriously fucking hate you Riko
>>554544424hot
>>554545008If you are aware that you're shorthanded when facing Riko's ghouls at the finals, like uncapped speed, B aptitude, etc, it's better to just buy the generic skills you need to win the race right there and there. It's not like you're getting any more hints anyway
The absolute state of Oguri Cappu
>>554543003is this the same uma that says "with this document we are not trainer and trainee anymore"?
>>554546271yea I always buy half skills against riko's finals if the uma doesn't look like she can body it with stats...
Momenbros...
>>554546138until tommorow when they ban you :^)
>>554546305Kitara is an old man in his 40sNo uma is hitting that
Happy birthday to my autistic brown wife
>>554545474sweepy is really gobbling up that carrot
Most gachas are careful about who they ban because a lot of cheaters also spend a LOT of money.
WHO IS THAT UMAMON
>>554546426>He's still available for human womenHehe....
>>554546305didn't she return from the US in that scene?
>>554546465then they are going to ban only f2poor cheaters
>>554546479daiwa scarlet
>>554546479that's a cow not a horse
What the fuck is going on in JP and how did an Urara hit both medium A, long S AND turf B
>>554546443really liked her last story scene
>>554546426>No uma is hitting that>He doesn't know about Fuji>He wouldn't tap this cute granny or any of the "hags"
>>554546341Yeah, same one. Though it's "not just a student and trainer anymore" which is better because it's ambiguous.
>>554546372This guys talk so slow and stutter too much I have to turn up to 2x for him to sound normal
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554546532>>554546583gooooood job
This jiggie is about love.https://jiggie.fun/6KY8oL
>>554546465I remember there was that one Korean gacha that went all in on banning rerollers and it died.
>>554546620>witletGlue
>>554546768Jobbersan Black and Fraud Shower strike again
>>554546768the golden generator...
>>554546797You can see the outline of her fuckass hair vents, it's obvious
>>554546465Yes, of course, the couple of sparks you bought are definitely more than enough for Cygames to consider letting you continue cheating, don’t bother to take their warning message as the one kindness they allowed you
>>554546479She takes too much horizontal space every time she is present on the screen
>>554546881Maybe he just wanted to post cow wife
>>554546725The heavier the accent the more i believe a sloptuber
I don't have time for jiggieI'm playing umamusume manually
>registration>don't have a single ace
GIVE ME THE TAIL HUG CYGAY
I am building Daiwa Scarlet this CMfront, of courseI'm not sure how effective it is, but I will do it
>>554543003Spe's daughters just want to marry their trainers
>>554546660Yeah I really like her story too (obviously). Her mission and all makes for great gapmore
>>554546060>>554546138I was going to ask why mumu doesn't launch the game now. I just didn't want their root kit running on my pc. ;_;
daiwa scatlet
>>554547113She's pretty good if there's a single front competing with her, any more than that she just sinks
>>554547235COW WIFE NUMBA ONE
>>554545835Nice soundpost
>>554547272I'm running tripleperhaps sometimes she'll get to 2nd and ultmy only other option is maya and I doubt having her ult starting on the actual last spurt would be better
>>554547113I paired an ok dasca with a summer hag (i'll make a better one if i have time but she will have to do for now)they win some rooms but overall it's nothing impressive
not quite the 30k taiki but I was kinda close wasn't I? This would go hard in scorpio...
>>554547235redpill me on ichiban
>>554547608
What a funny room
>>554547775#1? That’s because she has a pee fetish
>>554547775She is ichiban!
You don't even love her
>>554547918RAIHO YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>554547775she got HUUUUUGE tits, andd extremely juicy tights
I've gotten more Long S from my inbreeding runs than my double circle runs
Happy Birthday to Symboli Kris S
>>554548112Merry Kris S
>>554547068sameit feels awful
>>554548004I WAS TOO HAPPY FOR THE AMAZON WIN TO NOTICE WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
wouldn't it be funny if instead of banning you they just make your every run seeded with the worst rng
>>554548112
>>554546426except belno light& oguri's mom
>>554548112Happy Kris Sday
>>554548341A woman made this.
>>554537452*rapes you*
>>554548270
we should be able to reroll inspiration with clocks
>>554548112When are we getting more songs in the jukebox...
I want an uma wife that is fine being a cuck while I fuck other umas. Please recommend.
>>554548449just thinkthere could be women posting on /uma/ right now
>>554548515Smart Falcon
ichiban
>>554546305
>>554548449Well yeah, its from that one Symboli Kris S yumejoshi who often draws her female trainer with her. After the whole grok stuff from recently she moved to bsky which is a mild annoyance for me.
>>554548640Scary…
>>554548594scary...
>>554548594Finally, a schizo keiba onna just for me...
>got Fine Motion without dipping below 30kHELL YEAH...Now, is she actually any good? I've honestly just been rolling for her because she's cute as fuck.
I am a woman.
>>554548594yea we know it's the resident fenomeno sisters
>>554548594
>>554548640itchy buns
Mares are about to go through estrus soon...Are your anti-rape measures ready?
>>554548112recently watched her story and she has the really cute type of autism. She took the last carats in my planner for upcoming banners...
Curren is better.
>>554548831My cute trainee would never rape me
>>554548831>February 14thAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554548831
Farm yourself hag
>>554548594Not anymore. They all got banned with Sweepy.
>>554548831>feb 14
>>554548594and they're posting shakur
sex with daiwa scarlet
>>554549159women are glowies?
>>554549054>ha***mi is literal DLL code injection>perfectly fine for years>people love to scream about bots cuz "YOU DIDNT WIN THE GAME" autism>does nothing but control your mouseneither will be banned, except if you got hyper mega retarded like that one guy who was banned for botton in JP forever ago
>>554548831I'm in big trouble this year
>>554548831>thinking those out dated measures would work against an uma musume
Urara doesn't even know what sex is
I unironically think I'd like Shakur more if she didn't get presented so ugly-ly on that SSR card as a first impression, I get her appeal but the damage has been done
>>554549375I take whatever chance to improve my survivability that I can fucking get
>>554549271Is DLL code injection even a problem if the whole game is server-side?
NOOO I ONLY NEEDED THAT SPURTanyways what do you think about my Neicha Ace? how can i improve her?
>>554549271>people love to scream about bots cuz "YOU DIDNT WIN THE GAME" autismbotting just makes club ratings harder for everyone that doesnt want to bot
>>554549563spurt
>>554549624Get bent for being a slave then
>>554549375That’s one ugly horse
>>554549563200 less power, 200 more wit, spurt
>>554549498>Is DLL code injection even a problemYes, always has been, always will be.>if the whole game is server-side?Typical "hacking", think wall/aimbot, are literal DLL or code injection. Even if a game is server side, there will always be useful data being send to and from the client that people can use or abuse.>>554549624While correct, rank autism is a whole lot of tribal garbage for minor reward differences.Kick the extreme cases, simple as. Just don't be retarded and make it public to any degree, keep your unofficial value as secret as possible. Botting for 24+h without stopping? Warning/Ban. you get the idea.end of the day nothing of this fucking matters, only their bottom line income matters in the end, which we have zero idea about.
>>554548993what the fuck did you do to my soundpost
>>554549252I just like aggressive and/or handsome women that would do picrel to me
>>554549893Now you made him delete it!
>>554549893I never saw a sound version of it, but go ahead and post it, it better not be cringe as shit or reddit.
>>554549563The lack of spurt or either Mejiro accel hurts a little but she's pretty solid imo. She'll probably solidify finals as is with some luck.
>>554549696why couldn't they make spechud a support card instead...
>>554550012no it's literally just the same video but with the irl soundsorry i didn't mean it like a bad thing
>bot bot bot bot>meanwhile, the average jap playing uma
>she still doesnt know how the shape of the track determines which skills are useful>she still falls for gaslights about stamina requirements>she still needs someone to tell her which skills to inheritLook anon I know you were keeping that old school fuku in your closet so you could "surprise" your boyfriend (I'm sure one will turn up one of these days right? lmao) but maybe you just need to dust it off and iron it and go back to trainer school... this is basic stuff.
Danchou, I'm tired. I'm gonna go take a nap instead of doing runs.
>>554549898Throw you into a gas chamber?
>>554549878as much as i hate botting in any game i believe banning the extreme cases like you mentioned is a decent way to handle it. It also insures next to no issues of falseflagging by an algorithm. It's not really something that has a "perfect" solution to begin with
>>554550019FUUUUUCK I THOUGHT I ADDED RYAN SKILL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
what the fuck is a Rar'n???stupid chud thinkin she is yeppers
>>554550094Japs are slavesChecks out
>>554549878>there will always be useful data being send to and from the client that people can use or abuselike what?nothing about the game indicates anything useful being sentif the game is properly coded then all you're sending is yes/no to whether you wanna do a certain action or buy a certain skill
>top earner who grinded 6 milly per day suddenly is taking it easy todayNooticing
>>554550254>>554550204Mhmmmmm
are guaranteed midrace skills better than random ones like corners/straightaways? despite being more expensive?
>>554548993>doesn't like asanagigayest post I've seen
>>554550232>Rar'nRaring
I know it's just a string of bad luck, but bros I've spent the entire week getting runs where I'm going 11 ~ 15 turns with no rainbows. I've even gone out of my way to get everyone to orange at the cost of my unity rank and it's still happening. why bros
>>554550254danchou! i swear im not botting! im just bored af with the game and burned myself out with 5 borrows!fuck me i need to make my aces still
bros...
Every fucking time I get Sprint Sparks it's attached to stamina. Holy shit Halo, get it together
>>554549271there is literally no way for them to know if you're using client-side stuff like hachimi btw
>>554550232Ferrari17 shots, no 38
there are a lot of botters in Uma&Co. theyre talking about quitting and crying about the loss of 3x speed. im disgusted with this club danchou
just bot man, stop getting mad that you're wasting time on uma and STILL losing CMs
>>554550086Good point. Trainee Thighwa would have been hard to resist. I also feel this way about stupid cleric Grass Wonder being a trainee while amazing Sorceress Halo is just a card.
>>554550435>marvelous breaking the linei yearn for when we finally get the shortstacks
>>554549563Only a single accel on sight
>>554550212If they added the auto run early I think they’d be right to show absolutely zero leniency. As far as hachimi goes, fix the fucking frame rate and use of it would drop pretty hard.
>my /Uma/ Club bros are all celebrating the upcoming death of botsYou guys are pretty alright
>>554550423It was foretold by Shiraoki. The heretic Anshinzawa will see you soon. Select any option but +20 to all stats or Charming and that will be the run. So sayeth the benevolent Goddess
What is Orfevre's actual personality based on real horse? Anime and game exaggerates lots of it as far as I understand. I don't know anything about her besides that she is supposedly a mean princess type.Gold Ship is known for being a nutter who just wants to have fun, and everything she does is almost random. She is just there to have fun and is a goober.Stego is irresponsible, uncontrollable, unpredictable, and aggressive, and loves biting and beating others.Dream Journey is more or less same as Stego, except she is basically a possessive mobster unlike her design.Nakayama Festa is irresponsible gambler, who gets off of danger, and does everything whenever she feels like it.Fenomeno is black sheep of all family. Scary looking but is very nice, reliable, and is most stable one.
>>554550435Are the other pedophiles your brothers? Or are they just your future cellmates?
>>554550679>Nakayama Festa is irresponsible gambler, who gets off of danger, and does everything whenever she feels like it.Uhh no?
>>554550249The most notable thing is probably getting sent the outcome of event choices ahead of time (i.e. you'll know which options on acupuncture will succeed), some less notable but unintended stuff would be full team stats for team trials enemies before you select one so you could technically refresh for a witgod easily.>if the game is properly codedI swear every japanese online game is fucked in some way, FFXIV network data is full of random debug too, none of which is used by the client but was sometimes instrumental in figuring out how some systems work. They always just think "surely nobody will decrypt and read this".
MOUUUU
>>554550423i feel you. the last 10 borrows ive done were so bricked its shocking. i started recording it because i was so annoyed; the only card that shows up reliably on her square is my LB3 creek. everyone else (kitasan and my borrowed mayano SSR included) have been on their squares less than 20% of the time.
>>554550872>getting sent the outcome of event choices ahead of timelol, did you really fall for this?the devs aren't that fucking retarded
>>554551034I am using it daily. Believe what you want.
>>554550089YOU MADE ME DELETE IT, NOW POST IT, YOU SLUT!>>554550212Botting, or (arguably) cheating in general is unavoidable, period, it's a simple fact of things. All you can do is try to remove the real bad cases, never fix the entire problem in general, it's impossible to do so.Anyone that has ever looked into how complex and creative current-day cheating/hacking has become knows what I mean.>It also insures next to no issues of falseflaggingHugely important, yes. Extreme cases are easy and quick to deal with, no reason not to do it, provided you care about the topic at all to begin with.>>554550637Plenty of things that are down purely to CyGames own rampant incompetency, which makes it all the funnier to think about these ""problems"".>554550396>Liking Japanese ShadmanBased bait>>554550473>They can't see things that you're literally injecting right into THEIR exe of THEIR programLol. Lmao. Rofl. Call me schizophrenic, but developer know a whole lot more than people like to know or admit to from basic data collection, DLL injection like this probably being some of the easiest to detect if they truly give a damn.
Mambo’s losing at least one member
How soon do you think we'll get the best JP QoL update?
>>554550637>60fps default>ingame tool for watching replays with a birdeye view displaying more infoimplement these 2 things and the people using "extrenal tools" would plummet
>>554550764Maybe?
>>554550872they changed that btw a long time ago. there are no more future telling uma hacks anymore.
>>554551185They did fix it around 1.5-2 years ago on JP, yeah. Global hasn't gotten that yet.
>>554551125i just assumed you saw it already because it's literally the same video
sry can’t allocate dev hours to make the game better gotta buy another thoroughbred
>>554551291>Global hasn't gotten that yet.Beyond hilarious if true. I get that back-porting QoL takes effort, bug fixing and verification, not back porting basic security shit like this is hilarious inapt, however.
>>554551125>They can't see things that you're literally injecting right into THEIR exe of THEIR programyeah. they can't. it's THEIR program but it's MY computer. if it was as simple as "uhmmm i cast mordenkainen's magic watchdog on this executable and it knows when you hack" then hacking would have stopped 20 years ago. yet you hear about it in literally every game still, and every major anticheat barely does anything.
>>554548830I should learn to dra wlike asanagi
>>554551154when we also get the subscription for spark rerolls and choosing which sparks you want to roll for
7 and the botters gets bannedotherwise nothing ever happens
>>554551154I'd be down. When the Unity Scenario was fresh, I was trying to make 9 star pink parents of fucking everything. My problem now is that I'm at 1200 completed careers and I need more storage. I have 164 decent enough jumping off points to start a new legacy with either 3 star Pink or Blue sparks.
>>554551390I think EDEN might be fucked because they are clearly botting. Doesn't help some of their members purposely made alts to keep their main accounts safe but if cygames did blanket bans for these chinese clubs, everyone in EDEN would be banned regardless.
Inari's body type makes me feel uncomfortable
>>554548830god i wish asanagi did more femdom doujins that dont script flip halfway through and introduce a jacked rapist with a knot halfway through his 10 inch dick who shows up specifically to use his command seal to rape correct every girl in the cast
>>554551467>Being this fucking delusional about the control you have over "you PC"No wonder devs get away doing whatever the fuck they want these daysObfuscation is a thing everywhere, not only with hacker (which are masters), but also developer, tho the latter don't have to be even remotely as stealthy about their shit.
if the dice rolls for random choices were decided ahead of time and leaked to the client then it wouldn't say "Connecting..." after choosingfucking retard
>>554551467>MY computerchud, you better not get used to this for long. give it like 15 years and you won't be able to own a computer anymore rather than rent it via cloud.
>>554546426
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT MY FAULT DANCHO TOLD ME IT WAS SAFE IT'S HIS FAULT HE MADE ME DO ITDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554551657Oh yeah I remembered when that happened back in JP. Cyge stepped in because a lot of people complained publicly.We can probably do the same to Eden if enough people bitched out.
Please don't bother our umaJP senpai umadacchis with brown botting talk
>>554551510why? his art is shitty and he's only notable because he makes shock content
>>554551749man i had heard that zoomer tech literacy was at an all time low but i didnt know it was this bad
>>554550956I love her when she mous!
>>554551839UmaJP senpaisWhen do we get the Palmer sex support card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckZcVFLU24uma for this feel?
>>554551734>god i wish asanagi was a faggot
>>554546098Do you even sleep
Come test your sprint umas!884647388846473888464738
>>554551815i love that these cursed rage edits always have weird little bats flapping in the background
dahby
>Obfuscation is a thing everywhere, not only with hacker (which are masters), but also developer, tho the latter don't have to be even remotely as stealthy about their shit.
>>554551839>>554527079damn wtf they let mares race while PREGNANT?how would that translate to umamusume
there are /uma/ club members that use iOSI am so fucking disgusted I'm leaving next month
>>554552075I'm not ready at all pls. I need New Years Haru and this bitch Kawakami keeps losing the Queen Elizabeth because she has no stamina at all
>>554552193it's okay to impregnate your umas right before the arima kinen as good luck
lol dancho just lowered our quota and told us to chill for the rest of the month
>>554552049he did one femboy crossdressing doujin that was so good it became a meme that broke containment and now egirl normalslime wear thighhighs with his art on them. imagine if he did it again?
>>554551554Shiraoki isn't real
>>554545008this is smaru and i fucking bet this retard didn't buy a single recovery
>>554552075still room for one more
>>554552498FUCK YOU
>>554551909I like the way he draws little girls
>>554546341funny thing, both Spe's daughters said the same line to their trainers
dancho locked the club subreddit...
>>554552487that one was really good, I wouldn't mind ityou're talking about DANKE DANKEI REVOLUTION right?
>>554552856there is no way there is a fucking club subreddit
>>554552921r/umaoooo is pretty active
>>554552207>multibillionaire company Google are the good guys I swear>no you don’t get it I can CUSTOMIZE my app icons>yeah who cares that I don’t have any inbuilt privacy features and have to let every developer know my entire address at least I can file manage right from my phone>look look I’m side-loading so I can pretend it’s a PC even if my apps are worse than iPhoneneigha shut the fuck up. neither company is your friend
>>554552917yes. god that ugly old bastard is literally me...
>>554552921>he wasn't invited
>>554552487>imagine if he did it again?If only..
How come Luminox doesn't race?
>run finally going well stats wise>no sign of professor or maestro at URA finale:)
>>554548831>in game you go to the hot spring trip around that datesometimes I wonder if trainers are retarded too
>>554535545Top 30 clubs will get wiped and two /uma/ clubs will be top 1 and 2
>>554550435the way sweepy is looking
>>554548683Why did they censor her eyes but not her name
One more sprint! Bring whatever you got because it is all rng anyway.228773342287733422877334
>>554542225>same mareWhat a shame.Imagine being the father siring those two bombshells But then again, as you said they wouldn't be special in that regard.
>>554553057>people defending apple in hereI thought anon was joking that there were women in this general holy shit... ummm sorry did you get the ick when you saw danchou's text was green instead of blue?
>>554535545they'd wipe eden out like how they wiped the organized chink clubs back then
>>554535545well it's an announcement. they havent done it yet
When is she coming to Global? I didn't mean to post in JP...
Mayano is cute
That dober girl talks like a bitchI bet she actually schlicks to her trainer or some shit
>>5545539932 days, 4.33 hours
>>554553518>defending google insteadcmon anon
mayano is real
>>554553201professor is whatever, just buy 2 whitesno maestro is bricked though
>>5545539932 days
>>554554051>a bitch in front of everyone, a submissive mare when they are aloneI like it
>>5545534686/9 btw
>>554553201if u have 1k stam you dont need maestro :D
i don't have a single saggy ace yetsurely my gemini aces are good enough to get to at least group A round 2
>>554554343
>pulled XOguri my next 10 pull after Biwaat least I didn't have to spark like S.Maru. Why are dual banners so scary?
Mayano is sexy
>do some public room races>XOguri win almost every racewtf how the fuck one can win against her?
Mambo...
>>554554623You roll for her
>>554554623Goldship with heavy middle skills has been decimating my rooms. I see tail held high proc and I just skip to the end
>>554554932>I see tail held high proccall me a schizo but I'm not falling for the tamamo propaganda
>>554554282ZZZ still not beating the allegations I see.
>>554555049Your options are Legally Inclusive Holiday Oguri, Goldship, and Tamamo if you want to be meta. I would never pull for a horse unless I knew her unique would be hard to pass up on. You'll do fine.
>>554554714Fuck>>554554932I did 12 rooms and only won 2 (one with my end nature and one with a pace mcqueen)the other 10 were:>7 XOguri>1 Goldship>1 Cafe>1 Rudolph
The announcement really killed and scared off all the botters and posters huh. We're the only humans left in /uma/...
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>554554932why would middle skills matter for golshi? carryover into the spurt?
>>554555418proof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59M7TKEWkMg
>>554555328satisfying my bro's sexual urges
no botting in MANT?global is doomed
>>554555348Wage Caged…
