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jevelle juesday
>>554563860Hoo...
>>554564223kraut tier OC character dumb doeposters were a mistake, toby should have made the holiday family any other animal
>>554564240...man!
The pillars of utg need to do a high stakes bank robbery heist. Who has which role?
>>554564348Come on man. Then it would just be that animal people obsess over. You're smarter than this
>>554564348no.OCs kraut likes are good and funny!OCs that other people like and kraut doesn't care about are off topic and bad.
If your Fave's so great how come they don't have a theme song by Leonard Nimoyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQbus0xfhk
>>554564223yay
>>554564473should've filtered this image a couple of weeks ago correcting that mistake now
>>554564473You're not a pillar lmao you are a retarded criminal piece of shit who needs to get flushed. Your role is that guy who gets fucked to death in a jail cell.
>>554564737mogged by miami vice fashion
>>554564473Each of them fulfill the role of the retard who gets shot and dies
how do i filter out namefags with 4chanx and anybody who mentions namefags so i don't have to see their bad postsi might be stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxcuRSrLDI
Have I been unintentionally "jestermaxxing" in my life? Or is jestermaxxing only when you do self-derogatory humor about how you're an idiot/failure etc? Girls tell me I'm funny but I don't make disparaging jokes about myself I just make witty observations or send dual meaning deepcut reaction gifs and stuff like that.
>>554564891
Why are the Lightners who like the dark worlds so uppity and uptight about everything??? They will treat these fictional characters as if they are real, genuine people with real, genuine emotions.
>>554565028Based on your vocabulary and the content of the post I can tell you're a real clown and not the "haha" kind either. If I had to guess you were about twelve when the pandemic happened.
>>554565317So glad I haven't been seeing much of this jolly cunt as of recent
You're out of you'sYou're out of VPNS
>>554565028>Girls tell me I'm funny but I don't make disparaging jokes about myself I just make witty observations or send dual meaning deepcut reaction gifs and stuff like that.berdly....
>>554565028>I just make witty observations or send dual meaning deepcut reaction gifsyeah i'll bet you're real funny kid. i'm sure you're just a hoot at parties.
>>554565370Player...Dess...Ralsei...
>>554565028*starts having sex with you*
>>554565384don't get too comfortable, numbers will be back spamming them tomorrow when his ban is up.
>>554565492You're so pathetic and alone.Imagine begging people on 4chan to play video games with you as an adult with no social life whatsoever and shouting how "mogged" everyone else is. Jesus Christ you are sad.
>>554565624I don't do it to have sex I just enjoy it
i must have sex with tenna or i will perish
Rank drawfags by fear level if you met them in a dark alley
>>554565370Tenna's halfway out the door, and Susie lied to him.
>>554565697lmao mad
>>554565370Stop making fun of Susie.
>>554565894You missed the mog button fatass
>>554565894Not really, you're hilarious in the Chris Chan way. You are our largest and dumbest lolcow which is impressive considering the retards you compete with. You posting here 24/7 is the only way the thread can know for sure that you're not out sexually harassing real women and getting arrested immediately for it.
>>554566001thank you I have been working on making my ass bigger
>>554566029legit when was the last time you had watermelon with black seeds? for me its easily been 20+ years
>>554566240That's really nice to know, Tem. That's really nice to know.
>>554566258Last summer.
>>554564564please understandu kraut is a german in his thirties who likes teenage pregnancy rapey deer AND asriel oedipus incest fuzzy epstein yumyums!
>>554566161not a fan of that guy but if your reply is ten times longer than theirs you might be the cow
Carol likes to pinch the foreskin between her toes.
>>554566258one or two months ago, we always buy big watermelons that are full of seeds but they're also super juicy, the only problem is having to spit them all out, they look like bloated ticks in the backyard because or dogs are always dropping them around at the start of the season, i have confused watermelon seeds with ticks more times than i can recount by now>said fave while her fat tits sloshed around
wtf is the origin of the AND astiel joke i want to make sure i dont misuse it by not knowing the secret lore
fave is trying to put together a final itinerary for their trip to japan next month and they're so overwhelmed
>>554564223a... an OC?!??! AN OC THAT ISN'T MINE?!?!??! OFF-TOPIC!!! OFF-TOPIC!!!!!!! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!!!! AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://youtu.be/L5sp4WgbWnY
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
post charas
>>554566729G'night
>>554566559carol is the kind of woman to make ''that'' face when giving you a blowjob
>>554566614remember to bring back some suntory boss coffee for your utg darlings
>>554566729Gote night!
>>554566548Pretty hard to write a reply that's on his level when he can barely string together a coherent sentence about his foot fetish.
>>554565821i don't fear drawfags i bet i could destroy them because they are puny ant tiny and i am big and strong
>>554566881yes babe of course
>>554566353Im working towards getting a ghetto thunder booty
>>554566760
I love fish
this reply is lockedyou have to pay 1000 PT to see it
>>554566910
If Undertale has bad graphics on purpose how come it doesn't have it so you have to be at the very edge of the screen to scroll it so you can't see what's ahead at all
>>554567008We all (men) can't wait to rail you mercilessly at the utg meetup and inflate your KFC belly with yellow chunky utgposter semen and slam your head against the walls and tables repeatedly until your intelligence debuffs stack so much you can't even post anymore
>>554567202le hecking reddit wipipo reaction image
>>554567318none of those words are in the bible
>>554567591Z + 2
does anyone have images of that alien pippins thing
>>554566569I think it's some schizo shit involving goatfags. Idk
>>554567431>"So, um, Kris, now that your real mom has been stolen, perhaps..."
>>554567837snippiP? well there's a lot of images of her
Why doesn't Deltarune have a Party Chat feature, if it's so great?
>>554567951because proximity chat is more immersive and funny
>>554567181Ha ha ha! This meme is great! Man, I'm so glad I have a Marvelous Mystery Gold Account!
is it bad that i played deltarune while scrolling ig reels
>>554567889ralsei makes himself lactate to feed a young growing they
>>554566760Here's your hooman
>>554567905I need some
>>554568076I played longform yt content during the downtime between story beats and character interactions. No need to lock in
Susie got her wish for eternal adventure, kinda.>Universe born from big bang>Shit happens>Universe collapses inward>New big bang>Infinity>By probability she will be reborn>As will this adventurejust a reassuring thought experiment of mine, ''probabilistic immortality''
>>554567431>>554567889>>554568109i want ralsei to kill my mom and then take over as my mom and then he babies me all day long and then maybe he jerks me off
>>554568154check her page in the pippins booru
>the second fattest and dumbest lolcow
>>554568109>the milk is pitch black, sweet and fizzy
>>554568310got a link to it?
>>554564223YIPPIE!
>>554568367His ass thou...
Toby.. please... expanded tv time guitar.. I need it... 4 lanes.. NO F I V E LANES.....
>>554568436https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org/pippins
>>554568375ralsei lactates pepsi?
>>554568367Is Doomer the one making these posts? He hates temnigger as well?
>>554568601thanks
>>554568818but..but whats going to happen to my Queen?
>>554568818i really dislike this sort of artstyle as it really screams "look at me im a gay faggot". redditesk shit
>>554568732He really was tailor-made to keep Kris happy.
>>554564348
I miss vibes-based AUtismWhere's Deltarune BUT IN SPACE or Deltarune BUT THEY'RE PIRATES
>>554568990i really dislike this sort of post as it really screams "look at me im a gay faggot". redditesk shit
Which drawfag do you think is the sexiest?
>>554569126fujoanon
>>554569054There's still Deltanoir
>>554568946she is cute and wow I actually love cardboard box head kris swap tenna although its hard for me to see them having the dynamic kris and noelle do in canon even vaguely. queen would be the bully prankster
>>554568990Any agreement I could've had with this post was dismantled by the fact that you're the dumbass who thought it was spelled "esk" because the retards in your stupid town think it's spelled "esk"
>>554569242>queen is blackNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>554569180
>>554568990aint no way you wrote esque as esk
>/esk/
>>554569054A little bit sad to think that these type of AUs died when ch1 lost relevance
I think "characters from X fall into a Dark World with Darkners based on things from X" is a criminally underutilized concept
>>554568990your head is up your ass past the neck
>>554569328laptop screens are black, shes cute and black queen is better than hijabi queen imo
>>554569328look at the shape of queen's head and tell me she isn't somalian
>>554568990you have an enemy called tasque and tasque manager yet you still fucking put esk what are you doing
>>554569328idc what problems you have with wokeism you can't look at queen and not think she has some rich black auntie energy
>>554569702>Tas-q?>Tas-qwee?
>>554569643>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Somalian Skull.
>>554569861she's a drag queen dude. toby hates women
>>554569126Me
esque esk doesn't matter, let's all just bang ok?
Fave wants white nation state but it's lgbtq inclusive
>>554569864please wait in the kayewe
>>554569328Berdly is black.
>>554569126Crackedpips anon tbqhdesu
>>554570021It's pronounced "kwewe"
I wonder what Berdly's parents are named. Do birds have a naming scheme in the same way the deer seem to? His dad is named Crowly?
>>554570269His mom is Janice and his dad is Harold, his parents were just cruel.
>>554570143NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY IS DEAAAD NOOOOOOOO-OHHHHHHHH
pippins cute
>>554570143What was this guy's nsfw handle?
>>554569242why is queen not a monster
>>554570789Anon...
@elbio_laculos33 is crackshipping berdly and catti and it's kind of cute honestly. They're both super nerds for different things and have an "I told you so" attitude
>>554566925Well you should, I drew the piss con edit last thread and I WILL rob you at pisspoint if we ever cross paths again.
>>554570789she's a darkner look
>>554570698No idea, I've just seen the SFW stuff.
>>554570927This is the first Berdly and Catti interaction fan art I've ever seen despite them both being Noelle's best friends isn't that oddAnyways yes good image
>>554570789We NEED Octoqueen NOW
>>554570927
>>554569242why is queen black
>>554570927>the ass rapist 33Absolutely fucking incredible handle, going to check right now
>>554570927>nerdiest guy in the world and some fat goth chick getting together for any reason everThat's an offensive stereotype to nerds and fat goth girls.
>>554571171its fairly hard to find human queens who aren't black actually
you will be blacked by queen
>>554569953And all the best drag queens are blackCase closed
>>554566569Idk the lore either I just see it as a funny meme to include Asriel into everything and maybe as a launchpad for goatposting
>>554566569something krisriel
>>554571635i will take your word for this.
>>554566569>astielyou almost did it again, tarnished...
black queen should date and fuck kris i think
i do not care for the goats
black queen should be picking my cotton field if you know what im sayin
black queen wouldnt give me the time of day as a lightskin
deltarune but every time you die time resets and you have to birth a new kris and raise them for 15 years
>>554572314what the fuck is that
snippet if she was real
>>554572487something you can stick your penis into, if you wish
>>554572487Little Toriel, supposedly
THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE OUTCOME FOR UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE GENERALChapter 5 has Susie and Noelle get mad at each other and break upThen in Chapter 6 (released years later) they make up and get together for real
>>554572612i dont care about thiswhere is PAPRYUS
>>554572574>torielita
>>554572285White Tenna gets drunk and says this to her, actually making her laugh. Five minutes later, he is being facefucked by her XXXL Magnum Dong strapon while King pounds his plump cheeks.
>>554572538i hold down j+l simultaneously
>>554572747In the ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE OUTCOME whether or not Papyrus appears is irrelevant as any post about him will be lost in the waves
>>554572612then in ch7 what?
>>554570143Drowning is sad. I heard it's the worst way to die. I think the best was stomach cancer.
>>554572538I'm scared
>>554572889what
>>554572538this is canon
>>554572747In the definitive TOBY RAPED ME scenario, Sans' brother is actually Vulkin or Whimsun and Pap's name is erased from the game's description
>>554573083i would like to rotate along multiple axis at the same time? see also: upskirt see also also: can you rotate the apple in your minds eye
>>554573256
>>554573023how could it possibly be stomach cancer
Why can't I make a Dark Fountain with a gun?
>>554570913I thought kris was swapped with tenna and queen was swapped with noelle sk wouldn't she be a deer? what other animal would fit queen better. Maybe a dolphin because of her round signs?
>>554573369i mean you could probably like pistol whip the ground
>>554573369guns arent personal enough
>>554573369the bullet is fueled by determination
>>554573369this isnt persona
>>554573369your will has to course through the blade or something so you probably have to be still touching whatever is puncturing the ground
>>554573369clover...
>>554572747>actually, hey… hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor?>i was thinking…>my brother's been kind of down lately…>he's never seen a human before.>and seeing you might just make his day.
>>554573561I'm not shooting myself though.>>554573576There are bullets that can be sharp, doesn't that count?
>>554573369you gotta shank the EARTH bruv that's just the way it's set up>>554573423queen should be a xenomorph looking monster. her dad died immediately after he fucked her mother, because her species eats the smaller males after they mate. in tobysoft fashion, any societal implications of this are not addressed.
>>554573691shoot yourself so we can open a portal in your head like dib in invader zim
>>554572747What could he even be up to if he isn't aspiring to be part of the royal guard? Even his cooking was a result of this.
>>554571635I dont care about any other drag queen than trixie and katya but heres some drag race au fanart i found
>>554573691Yeah but you're not touching the bullet when it hits the ground
>>554573774DR Papyrus shows up as a cop impersonator now that Undyne can't arrest him for it
>>554572808>>554572552
>>554573813mettaton is giving jimmy urine
>>554573360https://youtu.be/BwPa3b7ed2g
queen is made for big yellow cock
>>554573813Rouxls being an ugly little fuck outside of drag is making me laugh and feels canon. Queens is boring
>>554573949Jack the Ripper incel edition..
>>554574101bruh he is a gigachad. take it back.
What does this dude even do?
>>554569054Deltarune.....but in Megaman and Bass>Kris stuck on the Player Select screen because I wanna play Bass and Kris wants to play Megaman so it is just switching between each option for 15 mins until Susie just assumes the role as Bass >Ralsei: Woof woof! (I found a CD, Kris!)>ProtoLancer: I owe this guy...now it's time to pay him back! Big Bang Strike!!!>*spade tinks and is blocked by King's Shield*>Did I do it right, Susie?>Wily: Bass! You're too late! I already->*Susie immediately just spams bullets*>Stop STOP my armor is reinforced you CAN'T just>*continues spamming*>Oh for...Where is Megaman?!>Susie: Oh, Kris? Kris keeps collecting CDs and dying to spikes>Wily: WHO is KRIS WHAT CDs->*bullet spam*>Oh-*battle starts*
>>554574232He kidnaps children when they say his name
>>554574232speaks in hands, allegedly. i guess he's deaf or something?
>>554574232Giving me more reason to hate Alphys by comparing them.Thanks, my man.
>>554573813DRAMA [medium: darkness] - Ohhhhh yes. It's your time to shine, baby.
>>554574232Busy making the next Chapter.
>>554573774papyrus wanted to be a guard because his role model was undyne, the knight in shining armor.in deltaverse he will be against us because his role model is mettaton, who is the dark knight.themeastics>>554574232tortures minors for fun and profits
>>554573961LOL
>>554574336https://xcancel.com/AwesomeSoup_/status/2008974952062722180
so i says to the guy, i say, "lightner? i hardly know her!" BAHAHAHAHA
<3
>>554573369because you use it to close dark fountains
Now that the dust has settled..Was Toriel's idea of "lol just take the souls you already had, cross the barrier, and murder some humans" really that much better than Asgore's idea of sniping souls of people who happen to fall down?
>>554575421It was if she actually wanted the war to happen but in reality shes just making reasons to hate him when she herself would never do the same thing. She could have even got back to him at some point and told him to stop killing kids or go with the kids to help protect them but she didn't because she's a hypocrite who while rightfully mad at her ex for wanting to kill kids, also could have just taken a soul and crossed over to even just take souls of recently deceased/old humans.Tldr Toby wrote a perfectly accurate representation of a virtue signaling christian mother.Tldr shes nuts
>>554575421That's what I don't fucking get. Her hate for asgore is so hard for me to understand and tolerate. Everyone was fucked either way, and asgore was under a lot of pressure, have sympathy for him please
>>554569054Deltarune...in Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann>Kris walks aboard the Cathedral Terra with the Kamina glasses>Gurren Lagann has a Mecha Ralsei face with his normal circle glasses but enlarged>Noelle: Kris...what should we do?!>Kris:...>Susie: Uhh... I think Kris wants to just blow the->Lancer: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! *smashes fire button* Susie: So this.....is the power of Determination...not bad, heh...
>>554575421chara tried to do that, and failed because asriel was uncooperativesomehow i doubt it'd turn out any better if it were instead asgore and an uncooperative random human
>>554575421literally yes because she could have got the extra souls from a graveyard or a hospice peacefully if any diplomacy was attempted at all
cocks
>>554576178haha faggot
>>554575421Literally was there any reason Toriel couldn't just leave the ruins with Frisk
>>554576195haha straightgot
>>554570927>>554571163>its deltarune>its cute and i saved it*takes notes for being a quality poster*
>>554576013>Asriel (the weakest baby ever) overpowered Chara (the angriest human ever)>Therefore Asgore wouldn't be able to overpower the human SOULsWhat are we doing here
toriel haters never beating the I hate my mommy allegations
>>554575421No, but toby wants you to believe it was.
>>554576271Cus shes a hypocrite bitch who was too afraid to confront her ex until there was one soul remaining.
>>554576271her crippling terror of confrontationwhich she does get over in pacifist if you give her enough time to think about it.
>>554573369Bayonet
I never understood Toriel beyond heckin wholesome mom grieving over her children by trying to take care of fallen children when she can
>>554576271Every Dreemurr allows their emotions to guide their actions, leading to boneheaded decisions and misunderstandings.
>>554576403asgore is a spineless baby that doesn't actually want to kill anyone and the first human soul he gets is graverobbed at best, or had just been killed by asgore at worst, and unlikely to be a child either wayyes i think there's a good chance they'd be able to wrest control over asgore's body
what if Carol was the queen in undertale?
>>554576897underground would have gone to the surface in 2 weeks
>>554576897I would kill King Rudolph and assume my rightful place as the Queen's footstool.
>>554576805He doesn't want to kill anyone but does so anyway and the one and only time we get a monster with a human SOUL the monster wrests control over an extremely determined humanThe idea that Asgore couldn't have used the SOULs at all not only doesn't make sense but also completely wrecks the entire story and setting because then he'd be killing Frisk just to get instantly possessed by them
>>554576897Chara is almost immediately killed and she [becomed] God.
>>554576418I'm not gonna lie I ghosted my mom when I was 15. I just put some clothes in a bag and walked to a relatives house. Not a word between us since. Nobody even talks about her. I don't really remember what was wrong and I don't remember much of anything from before leaving. And when I played Undertale I felt this deep, deep disgust when she kneeled down to hug Frisk. Let me leave you fucking weirdo, is what I thought.
LEAVE, too, is an acronym
>>554574232Your MOM!
>>554577173geez dude
>>554577061asriel has complete control over the 6 souls+monster souls, there's no way for them to take control, you can only beat him by convincing him to give them upas for how asgore might know that it works like this, the waterfall plaques already establish that monsters somehow know a whole lot about soul absorption that they shouldn't be able to know if it's never happened before, so i just kind of accept that as a plothole
>>554577173you should kill your mom
>>554574101Roulxs' entire character is that he's kinda hot but really creepy
>>554577173you should have makeup sex with your mom
i hope DR recontextualizes sans and paps in a way that makes them the even bestestest characters in the series
>>554576271She didnt want sans to know she was fat
>>554576719She was also the brains behind the throne. She abandoned the kingdom in an emotional moment and hid in a cocoon of grief, never allowing herself to heal, take responsibility, or move forward in time. Even in the True Pacifist ending, she continues to stew in her feelings of betrayal and reacts to Asgore as if his rage-induced declaration of war is still fresh and new. Toriel hasn't changed at all during her years in isolation, so she assumes the rest of everyone else. She's a very flawed and interesting character, just like Asgore.
>>554577173>I don't really remember what was wrong and I don't remember much of anything from before leavingAnd no one gave a shit? is your mom a junkie or something (said sympathetically) thats awful
>>554578158*assumes the same of everyone elseI'm gay, gay people can't type
>>554566760Kris is truly fandom's Male chara
i took a fat shit
what if berdly is a brood parasite
>>554577941Maybe he just has charisma. Him looking a little weird in the face feels right to me. I said ugly little fuck but hes not that ugly just weird looking. Idk in a drag race au of all things kek I could see him looking like a methy twink even if he doesnt do meth
>>554577173your mom should have raped you in being a good boy
>>554578570t.omocat
>>554578570whats it like? being a good boy i mean
>>554578492what if canon rouxls is a shapeless slime before he puts his makeup on
>>554578158Her reaction seemed more like "Jesus fucking Christ is this what he's been reduced to"Like she went to the throne room expecting a fight with the Mr. Absolute Genocide Without Limits she left but then it's just Mr. Nice Day Today!
>>554573423Medusa-like snake monster for sure
>>554577173i was molested by my mom a couple of times when i was a kid and and she used to beat the shit out of me a lot so i haven't seen or spoken to her in about 2 years, good riddance. i dont feel disgust from toriel but carol awakens a deep fear in me and i cant stand her
>>554578769I love slime characters and that would fit his personality of being a spineless opportunist turncoat
good abused little boys should fear their mommies
thank god faves mom is just a bitch and not a rapist
>>554578975>carol awakens a deep fear in me and i cant stand hercant believe your mom went and ruined the best character in the game for you
were all of you molested or something
>>554578960>>554573719I like both of these
>>554577870yeah yeah flowey
tasquepoops back?
>>554578975im sorry that happened to you anon (hugs)
>>554578975giwtwm
>>554577982yeah yeah chris chan
>>554579865the weird thing about queen is that she's at least eight years old so tenna's outdated and past it gimmick would work on her too
>>554566760i watched a boy and his dog yesterday it's making me think of chara in that kind of somewhat-freshly post apocalyptic setting. i'll be chara's telepathic dog that uses psychic powers to help them find (totally deserving) people to rape and murder. or, you know, it could be more like fallout and maybe we can do something a little more productive with our time. maybe.
that's it I'm going back to generating AI slop of Noelle transforming into decorative lamps
What the fuck there's a Pippins in chapter 4
that's it im going back to clownposting, yup, clownposting.
lets all say random stuff bc its funny
>>554580473tobee fochs
>>554580228I need to kiss that playstation... I wanna turn her symbol sideways...
here is mein new "OC" noelles grandfather
>>554580656what is his name?
>>554563860I just realized after replaying Gerson's fight>Nah, Kris holds the pen, mine's like a hairbrush or something>Is that so, IS THAT SO???>the mural of the girl with the soul holds a swordI guess that pretty much confirms it's Kris
>>554580863Gen.Obst. Nikolaus Holiday
>>554581025>KrisMy retarded ass stopped thinking for a second I meant Suzie
>>554580228>old and washed up by 8Just like me fr. cute queen. is there a line directly saying 8 years?
Why does a pencil become a sword in dark world? Swords are pointy like pencils, sure, but swords are also have a long bladed edge. Why wouldn't it turn into like a spear?
>>554581205play on the pen is mightier than the sword, i guessor in this case, the pencilalso wouldn't be shocked if kris's final weapon was a fountain pen
>>554581025Except>Noelle can equip swords>Datamined content confirm sword made with thornring
>>554581205the pen is mightier than the sword idk cus toby wanted a sword user for his main character to fit the rpg trope
>>554581205as someone that was professionally bored in class the eraser is the pommel and the metal bit that holds it on is the handle, of course
>>554581205Why would a hairbrush turn into an axe?Why would a card turn into a monster?Why would a computer turn into a robot lady?Its called imagination you fucking retard
>>554581189toriel has a desktop wallpaper of kris and asriel doing something 'eight years ago' so that's probably a significant date. plus i think someone worked out the how to draw dragons book was 7+ years overdue or something.i like that box mettaton. feels tobycore.
>>554578975I'm pretty sure it would all had been better if there wasn't beating involved
>>554580656should post this to /doe/
Rarepair posting timeI think Kris x lightnerSpamton is pretty good, so is Asgorelle
>>554581205Kris should use chakrams, transformed from their protractor.
>>554581884got it memorized?
>>554581884fool, those are katars
>>554581260>Duplicates and compressed filesDoes that still count like killing Darkners?
>>554579291This
>>554581864sans and mettaton are awful enough to deserve each other
anybody know the artist of this dessignreverse image search gave me nothing
>>554581864ah yes, the memoriesAdult spamton is technically an OC so...
>>554581864i do not like this image
>>554579291>his actual form is a FRIEND
deltarune is a game about projection
>>554582291spoids, would you?
deltarune is toy story
why is there always someone here trying to reuse chapter 2 era bait
deltarune is
deltarune is?
>>554581864i like this image
>>554582621a pity it was only repeating all it knew or something
>>554581829where is that
>>554582621creative bankruptcy
>dailyralsei shartslop
deltarune is a game about carl jung
>>554582621They don't make good bait anymore
>>554582621Good times
>>554582786a true japanese video game
>>554582143This is an odd request but I am charmed. How do you know there is even art of the full body? Why do you care? It looks so painfully average. Do you love dess that much, or there is something about this artist's vision that excites you? I don't understand it, but I find this behavior cute
Well time to make my own le heccin jap inspired RPG game
>>554582134mettasans anon I saw this and thought of you kek
what would've happened if kris wasn't blue
Deltarune should have a feature where you can talk to Susie or Ralsei to get info about the respective area you're in.
Deltarune should have skits with sometimes convoluted triggers that may be missed permanently
fave is having horny thoughts again FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>554583161It does
>>554583060doesn't lancer do this
>>554581864The other image where kris is kicking sneo and sneo is giving them a virus is hotter
>>554583024youre chartreuse now.thats my design.
>>554582998thank you a fine addition to my collection
>>554582143Found it, sorry it's from r*dithttps://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/1pjhzxx/dess_day_10/
>>554583202fuck you milk looker
>>554582998>>554583298who tops?
>>554582775>dailyralsei shartslopminutely ralsei shartslop
>>554572612This is a nightmare for /v/ and Kraut
>>554583219oh?
>>554583370*Me
>>554583326thank you anone
>>554580656I am starting to get attached to Nikolaus as I refine his visage. For all the women of the thread I would ask that you imagine him walking Mr "Tenna" on a leash like a dog
>>554574232He codes and makes eggs.
>>554582675Kept in a medically induced coma forever
>>554583370mettaton, because sans is too lazy
>>554583241thank you
>>554575421Toriel’s idea is the non cowardly version of Asgore’s idea. Asgore declared to genocide humanity, yet he was taking his sweet time actually starting his war.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>554583791I was going for yellow+green but that works too.
This thread is a lot better once you md5 block all gotefags and humanfags
>>554583370Sans lays down completely flat and immobile and expressionless and mettaton rides
>>554584007BASED!
>>554584007Don't worry, I'm releasing a tool so you can't do that anymore.
>>554584007it's even better if you block the Mettaton shitters
>>554584040I love this persons art please come back to utg we need you
>>554584207I agree shes so based
>>554577173Average Toriel hater
>>554582920I second this
>>554584020i wish there was more content of king mettaton ending. sans sorely aware he's stuck in a doomed timeline with emperor nerobot>>554584040really nice art style
>>554584040people that draw leg/arm hair on susie should be shot.
the thread is at its best when I block every post that isn't mine
>>554584475
>>554584475But anon...All the posts were made only by (you)
>>554584430she gots head hair.
>>554584020thats actually kind of hot
>>554584007Mean... what did gote and hooman do to you?
>>554584475the thread is at its best when everyone is collared by dominant does. we should know our place
Reminder Catti isn't fat she's fluffy.
>>554584207
I want to play yume nikki but I'm stuck with a macbook aieeeeee
>block every other poster>activate image-only mode>filter my own images
>>554584573I have no issue with head hair but I hate the tumblr/twitterfags who put arm/leg hair on characters who dont have it.Christ almighty I hate western artists so much.
>>554582920>>554584368NTAit's a cute DessNot that deep
what if kris had visible fangs in-game
>>554584007>Block the people who like the main characters>Only talk with yourself>???>PROFIT!?
>>554584809>I hate the tumblr/twitterfags who put arm/leg hair on characters who dont have it.thats a new one
>>554584809someone post the sexy kris and susie with kris leg hair
>>554584809how do you know she doesn't have leg hair
*digs in my ear and sniffs the wax* oh i mean uh gaster!
>>554584875ive talked about it before tho>>554584904im pretty sure she has visible legs on that beach sprite in the old newsletter
>>554584847Then the brat like depictions of kris would be right
>>554584809but everyone has leg and arm hair at least a little. even YOUR MOM
gotefags are awesome though
>>554584962they're not going to sprite leg hair for the same reason Noelle's overworld sprite is missing her freckles. Everyone grows leg hair and you can't honestly think susie is the type of girl to buy a razor and routinely shave her legs
>>554584847this kris makes my dick explode everything about it is perfect
not to play into hairfags delusions herebut isnt susie like a lizardyou know with scales and stuff
>>554585053its my mom>>554585176or maybe she cant grow it cus tobys not a big enough faggot to add arm/leg hair to women minus fur of course.tldr kill twitterfags who draw that stuff on women
>>554585053its my mom muscle man>>554585176or maybe she cant grow it cus tobys not a big enough faggot to add arm/leg hair to women minus fur of course.tldr kill twitterfags who draw that stuff on women
>>554585151Gotefags can be very fun but they can be a little too spammy of Fave in my opinion. At least spam pictures of Fave that are kinda hot and not the same chibi design meme
>>554585178same, although i replace "this" with "every"
>>554585151Gotes and hoomanbros are allies and super cool :)
>>554584180block this
>>554585176She carries around a hairbrush. Very obviously she's meant to be "Otenba Musume"; Japanese trope where a tomboy secretly desires to be feminine but feels embarrased when they act and/or look feminine.
>>554585287>>554585297wow good job vpn
>>554585402fellas is it feminine to carry around grooming products
>>554585257do you think susie wears a wig
>>554585287>>554585297babby forgot how owo works
>>554585485Unfortunately a lot of men in the United States literally, i am dead serious, literally do not wash their ass in the shower because they believe doing that is "gay".
>>554585257Yes, and her scales would glisten incandescently slightly moistened from the sea under her bikini as you gazed upon them in the sunset of a tropical beachfront>>554585485YesIf you know a man who carries a brush he's a fag
this new twitter algorithm thing fucking blows i click on one edtwt or shtwt post and then scroll past it and then the next moment i get treated to a video of some stupid ewhore cutting her arm open i didnt even click like on the previous post or anything
>Leg hair RAPED ME
>>554585541i dont see why she couldnt. not even dykes want to have a chrome dome
>>554585257i like to think of her like a chinese dragon where she has a big ruff of hair around her face and everywhere else she's just scaly.>>554585614i don't know any men who have enough hair to use a brush.
>>554585375also theres an even better gif of this guy beating ass and doing backflips that I cant compress down to fit 4chan file limits but pls watch its incredible https://tenor.com/view/mettaton-gif-27272303
post utdr crossover arts you saved
What's wrong with a man who's into GROOMING. I love GROOMING, okay? I think GROOMING is good, GROOMING benefits you in so many ways, GROOMING is based.
>>554585402>Very obviouslysure man.
>>554585614>If you know a man who carries a brush he's a fagchecks out.t. bisexual brush carrier
>>554585305that's a good kris but what's the least conventionally attractive kris that makes your dick explode
>>554585731
>>554585719
>>554585731You venture to deny me stinky susie puss?
>>554585402I knew I wasn't the only one. Based nips.
>>554585621It's been that way for a while more or less. For me, i literally just hit like on a meme where someone pointed out the fat chipmunk in Alvin & The Chipmunks was assaulted and fat-shamed in the movie, and that plunged me into edtwtter for weeks.I have blocked COUNTLESS accounts of all kinds. My word ban is maxed out. That's a feature, by the way. Look in the privacy/safety area in your account and you can type in strings to automatically filter out any tweet with that string of text. You could start with edtwt for example. The most infuriating part is when it shows that a post is from a "community" but the site gives no way to block a whole community. It's like it's taunting you. Not sure if the "community" feature is even still a thing though since I haven't seen it in a while.
>>554585297How fucking retarded can one person be? Porn has rotted your brain. Women grow hair on their legs, I'm sorry to inform you.
>>554584591emotionless sex is a tag for a reason.
>>554585717mettaton does almost an hour of this in front of undyne, while she suplexes as many boulders and makes as many cool anime poses as she can. by the end both are exhausted and fall asleep in an adorable pile instead of fighting as planned.>>554585719
>>554585621>click 1 (one) link posted here of Deltarune art>the next day, my entire feed is composed of shitty ''Anonymous Deltarune Confessions'' posts, 15 year olds complaining about headcanon voices or some shit, hispanic Krusie art and an endless stream of ''umm, sweetie, you just don't understand the game'' tweets
>>554586054cool doesnt mean I like it especially when artists add it to characters that didnt have it cus theyre tumblrfags who want to challenge normal beauty standards.
>>554585402I carry a comb at all times and I look gay and am gay so what. You guys just let your hair get matted?
>>554586203>Ember McLainWhen will deltarune get its own schizo who shoots up a store for fave
>>554586384we had a needle cookie girl don't be greedy
>>554586360>characters that didnt have itThat's your headcanon
>>554586463my headcanon is in ur dads butt and by headcanon i mean penis
>>554586421>needle cookie girlthat's some pussytier shit. also we all know temfag might be the first deltashooter desu
On-modelfags need to go back to /co/mblr tbqh
>>554585830maybe this one, particularly the light world variant. they're not doing anything in particular and there's nothing that's really trying to convey attractiveness on them but it just turns me anyways. maybe i just have a type.
>>554586580temfag doesnt have the balls, they are shrivelled from his bathtub T
>>554586580i mean ngl if temmie chang offered me sex in exchange for shooting people in minecraft id do it
>>554586537of course the FAGGOT!!!!! has no taste
Taking voice requests.
>>554586610cute krisps
CoL show your Ralsei voice
>>554586597I generally prefer things on-model, but I’m willing to overlook Carol feet. Everyone has that one exception to their rules.
>>554586772talk about your love or hate for apples. give us your unfiltered opinions on them.
>>554581319But Gerson does imply Susie can indeed wield the pen too
>>554586203Mettadyne fighting is so peak its really surprising doesnt come up more often. it should have been her and mettaton fighting in the alarm clock dialogue instead of mew mew tbdesu
>>554586772Seam telling us what the real 'power' the shadowcrystals hold is
>>554586360GookGOLD wins btw.
>>554587082they would be equally matched, in battle and in alphys heart, and it would piss them both off so bad.
>>554586772>have you tried the medicine drug?>this vexes me>it's not lupus.
i actively give money to my favourite japanese utdr artists
>>554586859(You)rs is cute too, anon
>>554586610That's a great Kris right there
>>554586885i don't know anything about yugioh but it's chara in badass clothes so based. based for that one and i save to my computer
>>554585830I dont have a better quality version of this because its ashittok thumbnail but I love this kris
>>554587459the only thing i know about yugioh is that his voice doesnt match his face in the slightest
Behold him
>>554587704gonna ignore the caption and just imagine this is kris shooting up heroin because that makes me happy
>>554587704Number 1 terrible bait, do betternumber 2 wouldn't the mixing of those two hormones fuck you up?number 3 terrible bait
>>554587704
>>554586909performative
>>554587779would let him ride me with his cloaca
>>554587294I'd also be pissed if my girlfriends ideal handcrafted bishie was just walking around moaning all the time and I dont think mettaton even is aware of how much he needs alphys, hes like a child who only realizes he wants a toy after seeing someone else playing with it.
this is the only place with normal ut/dr fans
>>554587779now what
performative nuance
why is the thread so twitter today? untwitter yourselves now
Fave's heart is full of hatred
>>554588039yeah that's established well in canon
>>554587994>this is the only place with normal ut/dr fansi mean i guess.. at least i dont get skinned for calling kris a he
