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>>554575775I don't get
Anything worth buying coming tonight?
What the fuck is it gonna be brosWhat could they have possibly """cooked""" with fall guys basketball/dodgeball
>>554575775Take the shot
>>554575596why did you use this fuck ass image that has nothing to do with fortnite
>>554575596This cements Epic's problem: They don't know what the fuck the players want or what people want in general. Who the fuck was asking for basketball mode BUT only with ugly fucking chungus fall guys beans? Literally the whole point would be "YOOO CELL DUNKING IN FORTNITE YOOOOOO" and you can't because you're a fucking fall guys scrungle. They legitimately do not know who is playing the game because content creators are bowing out from lack of literally anything happening and casuals are leaving because shit matchmaking and stale boring meta. That and the aggressive anti-consumer practices that feel less "greedy" than "spiteful". Epic fucking hates you. Epic hates that they have to go through you, the buyer, to get your money. They want to do nothing and have your cash be vaccuum sucked straight from your wallet to Epic HQ. They fucking despise every person logging into the game
>>554575959Me in the middle!
Top 5 /fng/ regrets
>>554576147i think some more br style modes would calm you down
Adam!
I haven't used another skin except Wolfie for weeks now
>>554576368built for mating press
>>554575775Do it
I hope we get a Courage pet
>>554575596Is it true we're getting Looney Tunes soon?
>>554576601For loving!
>>554576350They would. I want a TDM. And a less boring BR. And blitz that's actually blitz and not the same fucking 2 loadouts every game with no augments, medallions, or boons. I don't want crack baby basketball with fall guys scunklies that vaguely resemble my skin (if they even made a model for it yet, will probably take 6+ months and by that time the mode will be dead)
>>554577105for breeding
I don't get it. How were they able to get Jayce's hammer, but not Vi's gauntlets?
>>554576147this faggot wanted the ballin mode to make funny Godzilla and Cell memes
>>554576050the pic literally has fortnite
zamn, they be gettin all the good collabs
>>554577931https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/KsBNirf-UAfx34z5jDq8nA/
Epic:>Remove shockwaves>add crashpads (the only difference is they don’t break structures)>Do PR move and say not one voice determines the lootpool>”increase” the spawn of crash pads
>>554578182>heh, gotcha buddy... i found your previous posts HAH!
>>554578397Quit avatarfagging.
>>554578182i like that pic
>>554578467You are so new if you think that is avatarfagging.
how's that marvel rivals collab going>>554577580they'd sooner do no pickaxes at all if they can't get away with something on a stick
>>554578531>Always posts his retarded anime shitfu and then pretends like it's not signature postingKill yourself.
>>554578603SNIFFFFFFF
>>554578789Alright, newfag. Keep crying.
>>554578603they also love recycling animations. picrel would have been a perfect swap
>>554568424Okay like, I get why this looks appealing at a glance, but you'd have to realize that this concept doesn't take into account things like how they'd wear backblings or how the legs and torso would look doing certain emotes and actions in-game. Like if this thing started sliding Sonic's legs would just bend all the way back and you'd be sliding on the bottom of his belly.
Bot lobbies not working?
>>554578883
hey ochako, yesterday i got the snowball launcher again, in the shooting mini game in cartmanland
I really like Loserfruit's skin
Scoliozilla
>>554578578childlike thang
>>554576215the anti-shock and awesome people deserve to play current season forever
me still using helsie in 2026
>>554579608Yeah
Socio-economic opinions on these guns?
>>554580852Loserwife...
>frames drop to 30ish out of no where when i start to aim in a shotgun fight>die because ofidk if ifs that new windows update that fucked nvidia or if the game is a mess but FIX IT!!!
>>554580916its basically an auto shotgun that reloads all at once instead of one shell at a time
>tails skin is a mech but its thisI would probably buy it
>>554577280TDM is for trannies that can't play a game without messing up
>>554580984the game overall is running poorly. Epic needs to make some dedicated performance updates on everything.
>>554581303Dwight Schrute was not on my list of potential collabs
>Build. Beets. Battle Royale.Holy bazinga I love The Office!!! I can't wait to rock these epic skins!!! Will be so epic next to my Dwight Schrute funko pop!!!
>>554580916I like the reload
>>554581313Look man, not all of us want to be fighting like we're in the Vietnam war expecting the trees to start speaking Ebonics
>>554578036is a peaky blinder what they call methheads in ingerland
>>554581303fucking finally, Mr. Drunkinsky in da game.
>>554581303babe wake up time for another uncanny wax statue collab
I did a quick aislop of sonic boom sonic without his sonic boom bandages/bandana, and I think those proportions would work perfectly fine in fortnite with a standard sonic design
>>554581303I would buy a Prison Mike skin
>>554575950not until thursday
>>554581313faxbesides respawn rumble exists
>>554581303>a fucking office collabbut why
man...
What are we thinking this is? RL in its entirety getting ported over to Fortnite? How would that even work?
>>554581303i thought this was a red ass shitting green slime from the thumbnail
>>554581925Port Rocket League to FortniteMake it so fall guys beans are canonically the drivers in rocket leagueMake fall guys beans rocket league cosmetics so both sides are interested in eachother's games
>bunch of zoomers here notice the referenceno wonder you fuckers get all jumpy and bitchy when boomers had their collabs
>>554581303>>554581925is the office really gonna be the collab they hype up for the update instead of regular show
>>554581925it'd kill rocket league like it did fall guys
did they remove assists and team kill counter from the UI?
>>554581303>rocket league and fall guys teasing new gamemodes>fortnite just teases a fuckin collab skinhaaaaaa man i wish i could just drop this shit for good
>>554581879Boomer game for boomers
>>554581303
>>554581303>buildof course dwight would be a snob and play builds
>>554581303please tag it...
newgrounds collab when?
>>554582076I don't give a fuck about boomer zoomer whoever the fuck I just don't get who the fuck a goddamn OFFICE collab is for. like even beyond the fact the target audience for it and fortnite has to be two nearly separate circles does anyone really want more fuckheads in suits
>>554582128the fall guys thing is gonna be in fortnite though why are you guys ignoring the fortnite logo on the image
>>554582363youre gonna get boyfriend in a mech with a cel-shaded microphone pickaxe, a holohraphic arrow backbling, and nothing else
>>554582127you mean the little icon on the mini map? Yes.
>>554582571
>>554582436because fortnite themselves havent posted jack shit about iteverything theyve posted about the mode has been on the fall guys socials/discord, NOTHING on either one for fortniteim still thinking itll be a cross game promotion like major mancake
>>554582571SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>554581879Anon this game has been for older people for years
>>554582430Because https://youtu.be/CQ_eDE0OMds?si=8h9XDp6nk86LptlL&t=103
>>554582680i doubt it, didn't epic stop giving updates to fall guys not long ago?
All these cute new skins like wolfie and cake and lola, and what mode do they focus on next to let us show them off ? Fucking bean mode...
>>554582571how did this get deleted
that’s what she said emote?
WHAT ARE HER CRIMES?
>>554583125no, the game gets new passes and new inhouse levels every 2 to 3 months or sogranted theyre map editor levels instead of unity ones, but they had a big push to try to show off whats possible in the map editor a while back and havent ever really stopped. maybe the new mode will be a return to form.
>>554583830Being a slut.
Fortnite should collab with Fortnite Chapter 3 so we could actually get some fun fucking gameplay.
>>554583830Growing up in a house full of fatsos but she's the only thin one...
>>554583943i get it.
>>554583887I look like this when anon has White Monster and Cheez-Its for me when I wake up
>>554583716Scrantonicity emote is my guesshttps://youtu.be/cS9qCre_sv8?si=zxUi4ymLX_SXGk34
>>554583887Her phone slips from the bottom of her dress if she tries to put it in her cleavage
The Office? I mean I really like The Office I even subtitled certain episodes for my country but... I mean... people in office suits just don't interest me?
>>554583887Getting plapped by her mid-30s husband is normal though
>>554582784If this were true there wouldn’t be comp
>>554584169>erm... guys in suits....? woow............. ERM that just HAPPENED, these don't interest me?then don't buy them? retard? idiot? mongoloid? braindead retard? idiot? faggot? KYS
>>554583880weird, i remember reading the game stopped receiving updates (not support) which i find very weird since that game is the big one to get collabs of any kind, specially disney outfits. I like the game but level up the pass sometimes is a chore, i use to say the same with the rocket pass but that one isn't hard if you own the pass for the extra percentage exp thing.
>>554584306lol, I'm sorry anon you're right, that did sound Tumblr-y
>>554584385you complain about pure cinematography like the office getting a collab but are silent when adventure time and balenciaga gets onecurious
>>554584508Adventure time is pretty colorful and I like that, I don't really care about balenciaga.
>>554583935Chapter 3 season 1 lootpool was very similar to this one except there was Spider-Man gloves
>>554584169>subtitled
penny's tits are confirmed bolt-ons because they don't jiggle with the pancake emote
give me strength to not slop on these very indian and undeserving times
>>554584331>I like the game but level up the pass sometimes is a choreits actually been fairly easy for a while. they used to give out 4x xp in the last week of each pass, which when combined with the daily/weekly goals could easily get you from 0 to max. now its only 2x and the level cap went up a bit so its a bit harder, but so long as you play casually then play during the last week you should be fine.themed updates still exist but like i said its mostly level editor stuff. certainly a fall from grace from the unity originals but they play the same, just a bit uglier and with less custom assets/mechanics.
>>554583887Helsie shoejob
The DOCTOR is IN.
>>554585195I fuck like this
I enjoy the south park skins.
>tease actual basketball during the Simpsons season end event>tease it again with shit ass carti >we're getting fall guys and rocket league teasers instead if they don't show the actual Fortnite b-ball tomorrow like what the fuck what was it all for
>the Office collabHOPIUM FOR SUNNY COLLAB RISING
I heckin' love The Office! It's so quirky how they look straight at the camera, it's like I'm there with them!
>>554585195did not get to see this but that guy has nice balls from the thumbnail
>>554585931jim and pamfags are kinda cringe anyway
>>554585931Will only buy if it's micheal scarn
When is he getting an icon skin
>>554585195do people actually like cate meowdy? or is it just cope because they can't get meowskulls?
>>554584691Strangely the Mk7 and the pre-nerf burst rifle never felt nearly as bad as the Holo and DeadeyeIt also helped that the map was more enjoyable to look at and traverse rather than just being California everywhere
>>554586198Prison Mike
>>554585195me and anon
is it just me or are the bots more cracked now?
well on the bright side, ricky gervais probably had to sign off on the office collab somewhere so thats one step closer to the dream of karl getting in somehow
>>554586395Turns out... lil Jonesy fella
>>554586325since the start of the season/chapter, they are more aggressive than before and can do more build stuff than before if playing builds
>>554586325They are, even in bot lobbies they're much more aggressive now
oooh ayy-liens!!invasion remix would be so dope
>>554586325theyre less likely to have their bullets curve away from you if youre standing in their faceif anything theyre not any more difficult, epic is just trying to teach a lesson in not positioning yourself in front of a gun expecting not to get shot
>>554586325they'll always look cracked when compared to braindead children
>>554586325>nowit's being like this since shock n awesome i think, also doesn't help that someones actual player act like bots>shot one dude looting stuff>doesn't panic>run 3 steps>starts walking like a npc or grunt>you get close or don't fall for his shitty act and start empty your magazine at him>immediately starts to shoot back but diesI see like 4 people trying to pull this crap on me, specially on Innoloop Labs when the orb use to scan the whole area, you saw people running downstairs but as soon as they got marked stopped and started to walk like npcs...
>>554586501>so there was this company rite>made games n all that>made a pretty big game too, got a lotta money>and everyone was wonderin like>how they make all this stuff for the game, like characters and hills and rivers and all tha>yknow stuff would come out a lil raw sometimes but it wouldve taken a work force of thousands to do what this company did, couldnt afford a work force like tha>so some bloke walked down to the head office to have a look>walked through the front door>whole place is staffed by monkeys, they were payin em in bananas
>>554586570 https://youtu.be/J-2QMV8c1yw?si=sBgHyDJMz6UEAs1h
>>554585931Who the fuck is this for? My dad? He doesn't play anything cod and madden.
>>554586575>not positioning yourself in front of a gun expecting not to get shotHard to not do that when every fucker and their grandmother's rotting corpse REALLY wants to blap you in the face with the Hammer shitguns
>>554586395>"i decided to try playing one of them video games the other day">"video games?">"yeah">"(sniggering) you're a grown man karl, what are you doing playing video games?">"just had an inkling i guess. it was on me phone">"what game was it?">"pfff ... erm ... fort-night">"oh yeah, heard of that one. a game for children innit. you're thirty what now?">"thirty... five">"right hard question, sorry. did you have fun at least?">"make any new friends perhaps?">"karl's going to end up on a playground one afternoon to meet up with them. the teacher's going to come around and say 'oh thats a bit strange, i've never seen a child so bald. that's a rough nine years old crikey">(karl rubbing his head) "its hard. honestly i couldnt keep up with anyone. i got shot in the head by homer simpson">ricky begins laughing
>>554586395
>>554587398*besides cod and madden
>>554587506let a nigga have the stick of truth
Maybe she’ll return some day, i just hate seeing the free spray of her in my locker so much if i had her i’d own every anime girl in the game
Never cared for The Office
>>554587803me neither, and I doubt this is a hot take here
>"boomer" slop >no breaking bad
LUFU
>>554588086USE HER CODE
>>554587626No
>>554588086>was watching her stream at the beginning of the superhero season>that emote with the weird irish kid rap music comes out>she tries to do the dance>by the time she's done she's breathing hard into the mic
>>554587803it's mid, not all collabs are gonna be bangers.just waiting for the next one that gets ya hype
>>554587803>>554587979It's literally just more guys in suits. We already got that with Pulp Fiction we don't need more
>>554588028Jonesy, we have to cook!
>>554588028breaking bad is gonna be an entire season, map, kids will learn how to cook meth, there will be factions, you'll be selling meth in delulu 2, cops will be the only ones with cars, pizza toss will instakillit's going to get crazy dood, trust
>>554581421>bazingai hope they add a bazinga emote and the actor from that show, it would cause so much rage
>>554583887>>554579608>>554577964I think I might jerk off again
>>554588457don't forget the mythic phone that lets you call Saul
Who's the next Festival hoe?
>>554588570based and guhpilled
>>554588086>Frieza>Cooler>Lufridgei love my aussie waif
>>554588621not known yet
>>554588457lol imagine not testing whe wraps on the golf car, fucking idiot was a easy target
another day of not updating this dog shit game. did they drop that faggot daigo's astronaut skin yet?
>>554588995Well, nothign will ever top Migu and Gorillaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV-uAi7FJKsIT'S UP
>>554589421true but I would not mind more vocaloids (like the Kagamines or Luka for example)
>>554586221Who is he?
>>554588086I love lufu
>>554589436based
>>554589743I feel like Luka and the twins are next, and Sakura Migu too
>>554587506stop using the same skin as me please only I'm allowed to use that skin in the entire world
>>554589421I think mj would be up there
>>554587506>>554590248ice king after fionna gets the dub
Thingken of Wolfie....
tonight>Gotham City (x2) [ID: ArmoredBatmanZero]>Battle Ready (x6) [ID: BR0122]>Marvel (x2) [ID: IronSpider]>Porsche 918 Spyder (x1) [ID: Porsche918Spyder]>Fortnite Drops (x6) [ID: FND0122]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0122]
>>554590374>traversal moonwalkwould be kino
>>554589857LosPollosTV. Probably the only mainstream streamer who's actually funny.
>>554591057Good bye Hajime...
Yo Epic I don't think adding a dozen more collabs will help the constantly declining userbase.
Fortnite
battle pass
h*lsie
Gigis lab will ensure an ample supply of future Syd skins continue to be made.
i wonder if south park will be seen as the collab that killed fortnite
>>554591416I still can't believe they put the entirety of the bleach collab in fucking blitz only
>>554591416no no you see the boomer men in suits will save the game 100% ignore the stagnant gameplay and mounting technical issues and bloat and unusable UI and increasing download size and constant performance issues and lag issues just focus on collabs. Be sure to consoom :3
Her hobbies include revenge, vengeance, and retribution.
Time for a real collab.
>>554591982the art style would fit well into fortnite too
>>554588086
>>554591902I will buy every single man in a suit.
huh gee whiz i wonder why the sonic car is coming back hmmmm
>>554591816Be thankfull it was, you could dash cancell into shotgun with Ichigo sword
>>554583887>Sorry kid... your skin is a few shades too light for me.
>>554592510How do they get away with selling a dead man?
>>554592658money
Grim
>>554592765I hate how they locked her to a bundle. I don't want Trace's zesty ass.
>>554589436>>554590079FWMC in fornar wen?
>>554592658the juice shit is genuinely the most uncomfortable shit in the whole game and I'm shocked more people are just disgusted by it. I don't care if he liked fortnite and his mom or whatever signed off, its just creepy they added a dead guy post-mortem. I don't think he's a particularly respectable figure either but fucks sakes have some dignity not to do digital necromancy on the poor guy, I don't think anyone deserves to have their corpse worn by the sweatiest subhuman tryhards for a kid's game
>>554592623Anon that's nothing compared to the bug medallion madness and infinite stamina revolver.
Meg is so fucking ulgy
meg is back
>accidentally log into Build mode instead of ZB mode>legitimately horrified at witnessing people construct the fucking Tower of Babel in the final ringThis is too much autism even for me
>bunch of 800vb skins in the shopI see, epic playing dirty as always
>>554593347hey peter
meg really needed to be muscular like cinder or something, she's really bland as-is. I feel like if you want a human catgirl that catrin is a better pick
>>554593461>>554593347>>554593382MY OG MEG FUCK OFF TIMMY
Gia is my favorite Stw character
dogwater shop
>>554593461>Lucid DreamsThat emote dance is so retarded and cringey
>>554593461fuck is the whole point of meg, they may as well appeal to more of the furfags while they're at it
Icon skin when?
>>554591791Too bad they don't buy fan concepts anymore even though they help their sales by a lot. Seriously Unmasked Zadie is popular, Aura was the original sweat skin and still gets into Best Sellers, Panda Team Leader was only Best Sellers because of the Syd style , etc.
>>554594154trying to appeal to weebs without actually doing anything they'd want (e.g., actually hot or cute chicks)
get this fuck ass cate wannabe outta here. i would never support such an offense
>>554593850Yeah..
>>554594319I can't put down the jug
FUKKK JEWS WORLD TALENTLESS HACK PIECE OF SHIT GIMME A GOOD FUKKKING FAMOUS PERSON NOT THAT GARBAGE I HATE THAT SIDE OF FORTNITE
>>554594319I am shocked he's still alive
skunny
Hol upHOL UPPositions back in shop lets fucking go!!!
Iconica is so fucking hot its unreal
>spend what I had on Kizuna ai>buy more vbucks to spend on Fiona>now Meg and her delicious tummy are tempting me to buy vbucks againI'M BEING WRUNG DRY
>>554592986wdym she was available for 800 not too long ago>>554593656couldn't agree more, if she had cinder's build she'd have been an insta buy for meepic not trying as usual
Are there any skins you bought years ago that you till use regularly?
>this shop
>>554595112Phaedra if you count crew
Now that sidekicks are a thing, we need more obscure 2000 mascotscant be that expensive to get the licenses
>>554595112
>>554595402this is the worst disguised post i've seen in a while
3 days, should be two weeks!
what is this random event in OG where single real player in the lobby decides to visit some POI in the middle of nowhere 10 minutes in
>>554595561Stinky Troglodyte
>>554595112Kimiko and highwire are probably the only ones. I used to buy tons of skins back in the day but not anymore unless they're like a 10/10, then they immedietly end up in my favourite rotation.
>>554595645guh
>>554595561>>554595669Booty shorts :fuming:
>>554595112Cate my beloved
>>554594541guitar controller is fun
>>554595561she's cute but I cant unsee her arrowhead headdress thing as a fucking bald spot
>>554595991>on some transactions, epic winsLMFAO nobody fucking buys anything on the epic store but vbucks. this bald fuck really is delusional
>>554592220I want to fuck both these detectives
>>554595880>furry has no concept of time
>>554596397I only started in C6S2 so that's the absolute closest I can get to "years ago"
>>554595112Always
>>554596540We love the silly bear and at least 90% of her variants
>>554596482not the guy you replied to but...damn you started in chapter 6? me too lolin chapter 6 season 1 to be more precise. what made you come to the game?
meg mogs
>>554596871which one has the bigger penis
>>554596828>what made you come to the game?Mostly just on a whim and because of the cute furry skins, ended up actually kind of enjoying the game in spite of my deep rooted loathing of shotgunsI'm still holding onto hope of eventually acquiring some form of Meowskulls and Highwire to complete the furry gril collection
>>554595963Can just play as her in stw and her perk is pretty powerful.
>>554595991he can't say this when fortnite runs like complete shit lately and they refuse to fix it.
>>554596949Meg, but he doesn't use it as well as Catrin
>>554596871WHERE IS CATRIN
>>554597046neat!personally, for me, it's creative because it feels like there's a lot of potential
Fuck it, put The Office in Fortnite, who gives a fuck anymore
/our/ girl is playing /our/ game! She's team up with my wife ERB!
>>554595112Yeah everyone gets love depending on how I'm feeling. Just realized Sarah is missing. Oops.
i'm calling it - this is part 1 of fully porting fall guys (the real game) into fortnite since the beans in the teaser have eyebrow cosmeticsenjoy another 8gb of file bloat
>>554598035This game is bigger than Elder Scrolls Oblivion release.
heterochromia on catgirls are like vitiligo on blacks for annoying twitter artists
What a normal thing to have saved to your pc
>>554598183Fall Guy Beans are important
it's like I never left league
>>554598356Not worth responding to. report and move on.
can't wait for stapler in jello on a stick!
>>554598123
>>554597313Staggering how much monetization killed creative>can't post without giving your tax info>every map has to be monetized>that leads to most creators being grifters who make engagement bait slop>the high effort stuff gets buried under shit like steal the brainrot or tungtungtung sahur box fight PVP RVB bullshit>still no "sort by player count" >still no server select for each experience>99% of games are completely dead with no chance of getting a game even with 100 players because they're all spread out >still no custom weapons or really in-depth tools the players can use>the 1 time people try is porting OG and Epic legit made it so "you cannot make money if you replicate OG fortnite, fuck you" so everyone gave up>now it's just tycoon sloppa that clutters up your search>oh, and the discovery UI still sucks>still can barely find Epic made maps>still have to sift through 5+ pages of youtube clickbait garbage before actual Epic made stuff>SOMEHOW STEAL THE BRAINROT AUTOMATICALLY GETS DUMPED INTO THE TOP ROW DESPITE NEVER PLAYING IT>all of this so Tim can give turd worlders +$350 million PER YEAR for actual baby game low poly roblox shit>still 1/100th of the daily players of Roblox>oh and now fall guys bean basketball fuck you and your skinsI think Tim is the biggest, most thumbsucking pants on head retarded man child on the planet and STW is constant proof that Epic has god tier luck for making it this far, because without BR this game would've been Concorded in less than a year
>>554597975eww
>>554595991Tim should be more concerned with giving back the vbucks to people who didn't receive the 800 vbucks but still had that amount deducted from their accounts, instead of wasting time on twitter
>>554581738I'll probably buy him if he comes with that style.
>Game is falling apart at the seams>Genuinely unplayable for some with how bad the bugs and glitches and general performance has gotten>Absolutely radio silence>But here's The Office guys!!We already have as many collabs in the first month as the entirety of shock n awesome did and I hope timmy realises trying to be a licenced gmod won't help the game survive if it's still a buggy, jeetcoded, pile of shit
melty
>remove shockwaves>lowest player counts on recordnickgger30 and clits ruined fortnite, surprising considering it was already terrible
>>554598937genuinely do not understand why he's so ass-blasted about linux. is the fact it'd let people use it on a steamdeck really enough reason to hate an entire OS? especially when he bitches about monopolies in the gaming space, yet his hatred of linux just enables fucking windows to be the sole option? I don't get it.
>>554599745The game consistently gets the best collabs when its in the worst state to the point where I think its almost on purpose
Facing down a rival squad of 4 after my three hispanic underage teammates have all been killedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46lAXIE4HY
>>554598035>EGS takes forever to both download and read/write>Xbox app has HD textures missing
>>554600219Pic unrelated
>>554595112all of them, i got 160 saved and I rotate them almost every match, shame I have to do it manually because the fucking randomize option never worked
>>554600301god please give me a decent shadow skin, he's one of the last collab shits I've been hoping for
>>554600301Shadow users will either be >abysmal dogshit>soaking wet grim reaperNo in between.
>>554590838Wifey
>>554596126Epic beats Steam on every Fortnite transaction. Checkmate atheists.
Are you guys mentally prepared for the unhealthy levels of disappointment tomorrow with the mode reveal
>>554600725I already don't give a fuck
>>554600725I'm ready to collect whatever shitty free reward it has then bounce
>>554598937>fortnite won't support linux because there isn't enough users>fortnite won't support linux because of anti cheat>steam has 140~ million users and 3.5% is on linux, this will be even higher after the steam machine and the steamos general release>steamos is working on a separate kernel just for anti cheatIn a couple of years i wonder how tim will move the goal posts to not support linux when they'll be 7mil+ users and anti cheat isn't an issue
>>554600947>linux when they'll be 7mil+ userswe might not live enough to see that
>>554600219This season has had some of the worst collabs too doe
Remember when The Rock snacked Ethan's ass.
>>554578950And how the fuck do they emote, normal emotes i mean
>>554592049CLEAN IT UP
>>554599745'Member how they hyped up the Seven coming back and said this chapter would be all about them
>>554600425ive heard it doesnt work if you have more than 100 loadouts
>>554601146Fortnite is just making more skins in general so not every collabs gonna be a winner, but aside from ishowspeed and harry potterless hogwarts (im not fan of playboy carti but people like him so ehh) I think its been pretty good collabs this season, a mix of "WHAT THE FUCK" and legit good picks.
>>554600187It's because if they supported Linux it would indirectly help valves Steam OS aspirations and timmy cares more about slighting gaben than adding QOL features for his actual users
>>554595112yes, one of my first was this adidas girl
>>554598937>>554600947>>554601074One of the reasons he hates it is because the shitty anticheat they rent doesn't work on it, and he doesn't like not having control.There's also that Steam OS is linux based and will soon be a thing, and timmy doesn't like that since he hates gabe newell for not engaging with his manchild baby tantrums.
>>554601074if we're just talking steam users, Linux adoption will probably hit 7 million users by mid 2027
Huge fuck you to whoever decided grindy map challenges were a good idea. A nice wrap isn't worth however many hours I would need to dump into reload.
>>554602028the wrap is very high quality desu, it would be a bum to miss out on it
>>554602028Respawning with a grey gun sucks, specially landing in a places thats already been looted more than new orleans.
>>554601874>it is because the shitty anticheat they rent doesn't work on itAlmost every game that uses Easy Anti Cheat works with Linux, the most recent being Arc Riders
>>554602127yeah fuck you
>>554593461Juicin'
>>554602463He's so cute.
>>554602535>people still buy the dead "rapist" i mean "rapper"
>>554587803Parks and Rec is way better
>>554596871Meg is EXTREMELY underrated
>>554602783I only bought his bundle because I was extremely touched by the Remix Finale tributePlus Empty Out Your Pockets is a good song; I'm a sucker for piano
>>554602535I don't care. As long as Sideshits aren't Top 10 then I'm okay with this
>>554602852Would i enjoy it if I liked 30 Rock?
yo spiral immortal got ass
>>554603335I enjoyed both so I'd say yes. 1st season is where its trying to be like the office but towards the end it hits its stride and S2 is infinitely better for it. Helps S1 is short. Now whens the Tracy/Jenna bundle and Jack/Liz bundle
>>554603319I'm too old for this fuckin game anymore, why did I buy so many skins
>>554603385holy fuck i missed out
yo mama so exploited
empty out your pocket i wan all dat
>>554603385>>554603572welcome to 2021 i guess?
faceassbody go wild
>>554603572>battlepassis all so tiresome...
>>554597648ERB is secretly a Fortauntie
Who here has picrel? I use it sometimes to make fags jelly
>>554604714Man, she's fucking carrying everyone in this game. every time i see holos streaming fortnite she always play aggressive, love her.
>>554604872what skin is this?
>>554604454
>>554605172One that nufags will neverever have
>>554604872If you're going to flex, flex with a skin that actually looks good like the early twitch drop skins, or the first PS+ exclusives.
>>554605232k den
>>554603319I like how easy it is tell who plays the game because they enjoy it and who plays the game solely for the collabs and nothing else
>>554605203unit of premature status
>>554604872>>554605232Bro is being secretive over Ruin
>>554605587new collabs are seen as an investment for when the current season isn't dogshit for once and we're stuck playing OG again
>>554603572
one more mission to recover my negative vbucks
>>554605549Backup Plan is the best backbling ever and I'll never own it because i wasn't alive back then, so dumb.
I let Helsie borrow my car for a week and this is how I got it back
>>554606213founderbro... but, you told me... you... told... set... for life... why? why did you lie to US?! YOUR FAMILIA!!!!!!
>>554606380christmas got a lot of good skin, that ate my balance, didnt gave a dime to Tim tho
>suck ass at the game>boot up my first solo reload match ever>winits just that easy
>>554606306>post seems interesting based off the image>it's another 40 year old man talking about how he wants to have sex with a (particularly irrelevant and disproportionately spammed, mostly by the same few no life discord trannies in this thread) underage cartoon charactersad
>>554606795It's like a drug, the first one's free to hook youIf you keep playing the matchmaking will throw you to the lions
>>554607002I don't want to have sex with her, where did you get that
>>554601641yo this gameplay is flames
>>554607002I want to have gay sex with you, I want to fuck YOU the person typing this, I want to fuck your BUTT
>>554606306her burps probably smell like battery acid
>>554607098your post is porn addict-codednobody makes up scenarios in their head of doing mundane shit with female cartoon characters. The entire joke is that you want to fuck her, but you don't want to say that because it's been said to death, so you're coming up with novel ways to implicitly say it.>LOOK I LENT HELSIE MY CAR (that Implies I have a friendly and trustworthy relationship with her)>WOW SHE'S SO QUIRKY LOOK AT THIS (I am pretending that she is a real person and has emotions, to make it seem less pathetic that I am attracted to a cartoon character)even better example >>554607357>Wow haha this (totally disgusting thing) that all humans do is sooooo cute because its (my favorite underaged cartoon character that I want to have sex with) doing it !!!!!!!Do you think about how your dad's burps smell? Or your granddad? or Uncle? No? because it's fucking disgusting.
>>554607180let us see your own gameplay anon
>>554607553Anon... He does that to provoke random people here, learn to ignore faggots or simply use filters.
>>554607553perfect level minded individual post
I just got the umbrella from reload, may aswell try grab the others. Does ZB count for the ranked quests or does it have to be regular BR ?
>>554607829>I just got the umbrella from reloadgirm, anons here dont play the fucking game
>>554604872Blocks you're path
>>554607553you are on ssris, i'd bet 5k on it
>>554603572God damn
>>554608069gyatttt
>>554607989feel free to pay upbtc, eth, or monero?
>>554603572its a shame they never gave her the style of the other spire guardians. felt like it was gonna be a lazy cope skin down the line but its like they just forgot
>>554607886I do play the game. I just don't like reload. Played it today for the hell of it, happened to get a win. Now I'm in the mood for more.
>>554607553>nobody makes up scenarios in their head of doing mundane shit with female cartoon characters.look at the image you posted shartyfag
>>554608130the world if 4chan and fortnite didn't exist
>>554608334id cake her cat
>>554608387Hehe... i get it anon
how much autism do you need to self insert with your wall, monitor, keyboard and hands all in your field of vision while you play with the worst iteration of your skin to date and remember the CEO of epic games is on twitter crying 24/7 of other billionaires
>>554608540>playing fortnite
>>554608176they never gave inkquistor his tired up tentacle hair style either the boss had.
>>554605203Illegal
when is the next update?
>>55460908522nd
>>554609085January 22nd 4AM ESTAKATomorrow past midnight
>>554607553Holy meltie.
>>554609380I hope we get good OCs
>>554609541Here's all the skins left from the April 2025 survey. Atleast one's bound to get in
>>5546097307 would be cool
>>554604567We need a Jonesy and Midas version of this
>>554609409I don't think so, he is right about burpshit meme you discord faggots love to spam. Its disgusting for any sane human.
Too easy.
>>554609730The bear was already shown in the key art.
>this is anons idea of cooland everyone wonders why we keep getting shit skins
>>554609730I can't imagine we're gonna get through the california season without the fucking bear but epic does have a good track record of being inhumanly retarded
>>554606306All of those still have like 20% of the drink still in the can.
cancelled my crew over the negative vbucks thing (bought the game for the bundle last year) im going to renew my welkin in genshin instead atleast my money is not going to be stolen with their "accidental" mouse trap glitches.
tjpw collab when
>>554610012I look like this and say this
>>554609730I'm hoping for him
>>554609730>nothing that caught my ass... I mean eyesFINALLY!!!FINALLY I CAN SLEEP ON A UPDATE NIGHT!!!11!!
>>554609843>MidasI'd rather just pair Jonesy with Spitfire
>>554610020that anon is right, that is cool
>>554610020she's cute and has a cool design, idk what more you want. I would like it if she was a full robot instead of having a fleshy head but if she has the transparent body fully i'd buy her
>>554610020the transparent body is a cool concept
>roonjaks>cheaters>no cars>terrible weapon balance>no fun gimmicksthis season is so fucking ass
>>554610015that was AI dog
>>554610020if it were visible cybernetic organs it'd be cooler
>>554610020>>554610171>>554610183Last year i would said something like that, but i don't play female skins anymore.
>>554610015that was fake
>>554607553>play a match after my post>get the dub>see thiskek
>>554610389look man you don't need to make everything about some autistic fake rivalry, nobody gives a fuck what skin you use unless its a all-black condom or some mumblerapper. this maleskin v femaleskin shit is just circlejerking
>>554610389alright, that's just subjective
>>554610412The face that disembowled Ivan
>>554610379>filenameyikes son, no wonder kojima is cringe
Chat is this bad?
>here's my opinion on something no one asked by the waythat's why you're terminally here i bet no one stands you irl
>>554610020Cool. Anyways her arms will be flesh and so will her legs with the black robotic parts just being leggings. The flower on her chest will also just be painter onto some chest armor. Hope you enjoy!
>anons here actually believed this was realNo way and the worse thing is that the premise looks better than whatever the fuck we have currently
>>554610637hope kojima sees this bro
>>554610637ho-how did you know?
>>554610012>>554610110>>554610412See >>554610637
wtf it’s real! is he getting a skin? lmao
>>554610692the floating islands shit is a cool idea and I don't understand why they never tried anything like that. I miss the flooded season and it wasn't even all season, they need to do more radical shit with the map again
>>554610692that maphttps://youtu.be/DjHGeo1kt8Q?si=naxTX6EImi3xVxsA
>>554610747none of those are opinions retard it was the death stranding post
>>554609730bear bear bear bear bear
>>554610685The real monkey paw would be getting her exactly as depicted but the cape and hood cover everything that makes her unique while playing as her, making her look like just another generic skin during actual gameplay.
>>554610621i think we'll be fine without juice wrld fans and other browns that downloaded the game to see their favorite rapers in remix
>>554610814Epic doesn't like experimenting anymore, the whole dead bus driver was sort of cool but they handled the wave mechanic like shit because it's just on spawn and i'm not sure if that's how it worked, but all 100 players should've been put in different intervals rather than everyone together, and maps themselves aren't looking that interesting anymore, POIs look fine but once you leave them there's nothing to do or see, overall a boring island so far, if i wanted to play in cali or nevada i'd just go myself
>>554609730i'm still waiting on AMIE and N64 Jonesy
>>554611201the whole Lethal Loops and Classified Canyon parts of the map remind me of IO bases in Chapter 2 and are likely going to used for big things. The first season of every chapter is slow but this one feels long in particular because of the lack of meaningful change ups and the very basic lootpool.
>>554610020that looks cool, desu
>>55461002090% of fortnite original skins are over designed tumblr/deviantart tier garbage with zero appeal if you're mental age is over 12
>>554611824Ivan brigading this post out of anger in 3... 2...
>>554611824*your
>>554611824TRVTH
yesterday i watched this, and i didn't know the poofs can be use like that so i give it a try... No wonder nobody use it like that, the thing does 10 of damage. https://youtube.com/shorts/Oo82_7nOihY?si=d3fZz0yL8W9X8wd8
>>554611824I AM NOT 12 YOU FUCKER!!!
>>554612162unless theres a reference I'm missing I don't get why they even have the altfire.
>>554612162dude... you're throwing cheetos at people, what did you expect
>>554602535
the sovereign shotgun sucks but at least its fun once u realize it's a tac and not a pumpalso>entering the storm shows the killUI saying you "knocked" a player>but the player name is emptythe most indian season ever
>>554610907Would be kino to explore that's for sure>>554611647Probably, also doesn't help the lore just stagnated now that Dark Voyager fucked off to OG, it's just that they started big shilling him and the seven returning but so far they're betting on collabs to carry, mind you that's not bad, just that said lore was one of the selling points, but hey, maybe next season has an Order cope in the Bp, I just don't think C3S1, C4S1, C5S1 and especially C6S1 felt like this, this chapter start has something different than those, maybe it is indeed the lack of fun weapons and a basic lootpool
>>554611824Based anon jebaited right audience of troon nonces with this one!
Please let this be her update
>>554612425look at how much lynx copers have to do to even have a fraction of og Lynx power
>>554612425It's both a tac and a pump, pump when aiming tac when hipfiring, won't deny i like the other 2 more but it's solid enough for a 3rd option
>>5546118681... >>554611989>>554612098>>554612341>>554612510
>>554612795
>>554611824timmy puts shit like this in the shop then wonders why people only buy collab skins
>>554612341They should add Armenian Cory to the game
>>554612664ooooh i didn't know that, i mostly do hipfire with shotguns. Thanks anon.
>>554612795Don't forget this one >>554612936 is your boogeyman too.
>>554612425that knocked bug is happening since before this update and today I started getting constant fake steps indicators in OG, but that's an old ass bug too, just never seen it this extreme
>>554613062Np, it technically has the best range out of the 3 shotguns currently when aiming, but with how shotguns are used you're just better using all while hipfiring
>>554612971Especially with this California vibe, imagine our skins turning into armenians because the air doesn't make us feel good.
>>554613195HOYL FUCKIN GUH
the locker UI lag sucks
>>554613195Now post the Daphne one
I am basically always stuck with collab skins because Fortnite original stuff feels like wearing shit in the kids section of Target. All the designs look just like stuff you'd see passing by there.
did they get rid of the option to download all streamed assets? my internet is constantly eating shit
>>554613370Nice!
>>554613603almost all of the best skins are fortnite originals
>>554610692genuinely upset that we didnt get the space diva
>>554613643Yes
>>554613603even if it's mostly garbage, their original designs have the highest highs
Sorry for the normie question, I started playing two weeks ago, is there no way I can buy Homer Simpson anymore? I love The Simpsons and I thought I could start later after the holidays and people are telling me he cannot be obtained anymore.
>>554614059>he cannot be obtained anymorefor now he cannot be obtained, he is part of the battlepasses that can come back, you'll just have to wait 18 monthes for him to come back
there's also a bug where it tells you there's a boss here and I've seen it happen twice already, granted I'm barely playing BR this season>>554613508too lewdthe little report goblin is stalking the thread
>>554614193So battle passes can come back? Or will he just drop in the shop?
>>554614059At the moment, no. However, in 18 months, he'll be able to show up in the shop. Is it stupid? Absolutely, but at least it's not a permanent loss
>>554614059there's 2 versions of Homer, the normal version that was in the battle pass can only return around 18 months from now but there's also an item shop Homer in only his underwear that can return whenever
>>554614059what anons said, you can buy this version tho, once he returns https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=20871
>>554614059theres a version of him in his undies that'll probably come back sooner than waiting like a year and a half
>>554610779Finally more cute athletes
>>554614258certain battlepasses I saidit's all battlepasses after chapter 5 season 3 that can come back 18 monthes after their release
>>554614372>>554614371>>554614367>>554614263I understand thank you anons, I'm not sure I'll be interested in this game after 18 months, who knows though, it's pretty fun right now.
>>554614372that version of Homer actually already came back alongside Bart at the end of December
>>554614059SAID NO ONE FUCKING EVER LOL
>>554611824there were multiple years where every skin was a brazilian cyborg. so many crew skins are just forgotten immediately. simple characters that are dynamic like the OG's > "cool" designed characters
>>554614719i think this poster isn't very fond of the high stakes club
>>554614059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gDqxPNPX9UYou can buy Underpants Homer when he comes back into shop, or wait 18 months for the pass skins to be resold. :)Those people lied to you, the simpsons pass will be sold in shop after 18 months.>>554614652more of a family guy fan huh
>>554614719>Opal Joy
>>554614834new joni has bad rigging and lycan west looks retarded and has basically no facial rigging.
Wheelchair anon here! I like Cat Holloway's pink sunglasses, they're very cute! Today I give you a squads dub. This is my dub for day 4 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/t4237l
>>554611824meanwhile she be like what an actual alt girl would wearwe need more skins in casual clothes
Imagine the money they'd make.
>>554613508>>554614236
>>554615087Helsie fucking won!!! I kneel to HelsieChads
anons what if looney toons drop tomorrow...
>>554615087Pic not related ofc
>>554615356melty
>>554615118>leotard and not spatsat least make it believable lol
This a decent shop and I got no fuarkin vbux mateeee
>>554615432Whaddya wanna buy fella?
>>554611824why do basically no original skins have symmetrical designs, they always have to add some unnecessary bullshit like ammo, tactical pouches, knee / shoulder pads or that stupid fucking bandana tied around the right arm that like 900 skins have
>>554615118you mean like 5 dollar? lol sure buddy
emote when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DhhCo8hsUg
>>554615119guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>554615432you 800 exploitbucks lil bra?
i'd prefer focusing on the originals you like over the ones you dislike, it's practically impossible to like everything
>>554615697spongebob doing one of those shitty tiktok style pantomime dances causes me physical pain to look atthis show genuinely needed to be canceled after the first movie, and even thats a bit too late
9 am tm & we will know that pimlico really is
>>554615753Nah i aint exploited>>554615516MegKit glovesLumpy space princessJump emoteCatwoman zeroAdidas ultraboostOrbital abductorAnd a few jam tracks
>>554616001space jam mode where you use the fallguy beans
>>554615762she got that michael jackson nose
>>554615568>armband bandana, knee padsI mean that's just classic fortworst qualities of OG skins is nerfing female skins bodies imo, when the OG CTL butt mogs all these bitches you know it's retarded. so much slop. there is the rare super high quality skin and you'll usually know because people make more fan art of it. for me, I don't really feel the need to buy original skins anymore I have 800+ skins. It would have to be something super based for me to buy it.I like some of the OG pass stuff that is done well and not slopped out inferior product.
>>554616152*meant to say worst qualities of original skins not OG
>>554615119
>>554615762>Yor Briar at home:
>>554615432but anon - regular show, looney toons, ed ed n eddy is right around the corner
Question >TTGL collab>Whole crew and suits get in>Yoko is done as a 1:1 copy of the show>Every other girl in the game is still built like how Skyelovers like them (fucking conclave)Do we riot?
Will only buy Looney Tunes if we get Bugs in drag.
>>554615568sometimes I wish they would just make more cope skins and skins of characters in alternate outfits like they used to. the new characters don't appeal to me most of the time
>>554615087Get a life loser
>>554616434I knowww brother my wallet is simply cooked after the holidays. Its been a rough few weeks.
Ella Slurp win!
>*draws sigil on floor*>*lights candles*MAKE THEM REEEEAAAALLL
>>554616528there's no fucking way they would make the 14 year old girl with a bikini top and short shorts 1:1, you can give up on that
Will we get more South Park skins?
>>554616945no
I think Quagmire could definitely get in because we got art the clown/the grabber man. They have also given him a character arc in the show to be less rapey. >Lois skin with talking stewie backbling>Mech stewie skin>Brian sidekick >Quagmire skin
>>554616057sounds gay
>>554617036would be cool if we got fat peter too or some type of peter alt skin since OG peters fomo'd
>>554616945yes, rendering right now
new battlepass brah
>>554617036Just like the old GTA SA mod
>>554615087I look like this and wear shoes like this
>>554616783ELLA WONSHE WON
can someone with experience with erectile dysfunction tell me how you fixed it
ah yes daily trans spam hour
anon wasn't lying, the report goblin is here
>>554618748there is a secret but i don't want to tell you
>>554618748you're probably jacking off too much.you can also train your stamina, or buy some viagra boomer-kun
>>554618748i stopped jerking off for like a week and that fixed it
these are just barely better than the shaq ones. would it kill them to port the boxing gloves from impostors mode that actually looked like normal gloves?
>>554619047why not
>>554619226It would fuck with readability and confuse someone if they had a weapon or pickaxe out like lightsabers
>>554618861Staying in their discord isnt enough attention
post your main loadout + game moments songs you have equipped >drop Juno - Sabrina Carpenter (did it for the memes but actually fuck with it, starts with "have you ever tried this one?" based sabrina)>victory royaleGet Lucky - Daft Punk
>>554575596>Quick XP Strategy>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/3126-9885-4862/where do i input the island code? help a retard out...
>>554619359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0IyP_52hQthey can't sell this as a pickaxe, because? i'd even take if they make it comically oversized i just want some simple red boxing gloves.
>>554619626>afk mapslootstation or aggronicks on youtube, do the most recent map.
luna brought you flowers
>>554619541Trvke
>>554619861thank you anon
any good maps for a greedy boy like me who's hungry for an xp boost ?
yipee! winning using the stick of truth, it seems that epic make the spawn ration a bit higher, watching the Biboo stream on 4 matches she did, 2 had the stick rift anomaly, cool.
>>554619580or not whatever thats fine...
>James Bond Car>No skin
>>554620453>>554614998nice dub bros
>>554619580>game moments songsthe what now?
>>554620739there's like 5000 other white dudes you can use in substitute
>>554620879
>>554620739the bassassin pack is in the shop right now anon! He's the James Bond of Fishes
>>554615568I was about to say we just got a symmetrical design but then I noticed the wristbands
this game sucks lately
>>554620852>classic /fng/ schizo imageso much fucking sovl........
>>554620313Idk if its still around but a map called Best Slide is just an infinite rail covered in coinsFind it
>>554622052
>>554622247
>>554621859>classicfirst time i see it being posted and i being og here since last year
>>554621675I've been sucking lately...
yaywhy does festival look like a 2002 PS2 game
>>554622052>mfw i buy weed from the gas station a whole month
>>554586570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxqdYhS1jNA
>>554621675>>554622052Uncanny resemblance
>>554622538Yeah, Macaw-k
>>554622436The Short Bus
>>554622573I set my settings to medium when I play festival and it looks fine
>>554619886
maybe you can meet me in the sticks
>>554622573The whole game is buggy, sometimes i get hiccups playing festival making me drop my inputs, even when i play with cable.
What is going on
>>554623049GAYFISH!
>>554614236That was a bug? God damn it. I was trying to do the "damage boss" quest and kept trying to find him.
Fishtranny, the face of fortnite slop
>>554623245YWNBAF
closing time exactly 9:06
>>554623245
stop beatboxing
Wish the pets werent limited to being 2ft tallI want Donkey from Shrek
did we stop getting these?
>>554623418i don't get
>>554623448Donkey doesn't seem impossible.
>>554623534We haven't had a new theme
>>554623534No new themes, no new default skins, no new default pick and glider. No new loading screens. Fortnite is Stolen Brainrot and MTX hell now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_AZJzYe7CU
This emote is so good. Ella is really cute doing it.
SLIGGER
Ellplorer Slurna
smella
poona
and Finn the human
>>554624897based
>>554624423YOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554624628>>554624741cute sovlful memeyou both should keep doing this
nerd rage
mommmm anon found the proxy website again
daphnefag melty
Guys *gulp*Turn on the news
>>554625740>don't see any mushroom cloudsdon't care
>>554625740Mustard...
>>554625740what channel?
>>554624741CUUUUUTE!!
When is the next update
>>554626635I don't get it either?
Reminder Timmy is a unironic compfag
I know its iust online probably but I haven't seen people groan this much about the constant collabs since like chapter 2 season 4. DESU i miss when sand tunneling being broken was the only issue the game had.
>>554628034collabs wouldn't be a big deal if the game wasn't in this state, and i usually don't complain about the meta or the gameplay, the game itself is just rough to play, if even the shop takes like 10 seconds to unfreeze you know it's bad
>>554628372epic is a small indie company who can't fix bugs (some that have existed for years at this point) unless they give free vbucks and or xp.
>>554628034collabs are goated game is just boring right now so it seems like skins is all they are focusing on
Sex with Raven Team Leader
>>554629353>so it seems like skins is all they are focusing onthat's literally all they're doing aside from their abrupt vendetta towards shockwaves.
>>554629353>>554629974I really wish the South Park items were something that actually changed the meta instead of the bland do nothing garbage we got
Who was your first Fortwaifu?
I give the new basketball mode one week until it drops to 4 digit playercounts.
>>554631162Can't wait for save the world to outlive another metaverse mode.
>>554631161ASSuka once she's added.
>>554631162Here’s how I see it playing out>peaks at a couple hundred thousand on launch with free quest rewards>a couple weeks later when the rewards aren’t available anymore it drops to sub 10k>2 months after launch it’s hovering around 1-3k
>>554631161Officially? Callisto
>>554628767
>>554631303STW is garbage and if epic ever removes founder V-bucks that shit won’t even have a 1k player count
>>554631941unofficially?
>>554632124Haze
>>554631162Hopefully it lives long enough for a Slam Dunk collab
>>554632070Seething carfag
>>554630852i like the cheese puffs...
Post never evers No skinsJust gliders n pets n shit
>>554631945fixed in a few fucking hours no less.
>>554632812he'd be the only pet i'd buy
>>554632812formulating the perfect post to generate (You)s and excuses to post off-topic...
>>554632575What the hell is even that
>>554618627source?
>>554632598>i like the cheese puffsThe cheesy poofs are fine but essentially all they are is a slighty better medkit and unless you’re playing builds and having a heal off in your cuck shed they don’t change the gameplay at all
>>554631161Technically Hi-HatI wanted to get into an original skin and he drew my eyes because I really liked the reactive outift but he kept getting screwed outta the shop for a long time. Like once the entire set came back to the shop EXCEPT him and then again all the dudes from the set came back except him.
>>554633424no one asked
>>554631161i had to wait until nemia came alongno, I'm not nemiafag
>>554633570The fag hated that.
I'm honestly kinda fucking scared!
When are K pop demon hunter girls coming back to the store? I need Mira!
>>554634265they have emotes coming in a Wave 2 at some point this year
>>554633424He looks too zoomer/pretty boy for my tastes
>>554634265They left the shop yesterday
>>554634474What the fuck?
>>554634474
>>554635080>>554635672Ha Cha Cha
>>554633424clavicular
>>554634080Chao sidekick and chao garden emote that plays this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9mT1oBczzk
>>554636560>chao will be first collab pet with multiple purchase variantsFUCK
I guess we can't expect stuff from crush 40
>>554636349I don't get
>>554637065no apparently they worked out the IP/copyright issues so they're back on the menu
https://youtu.be/E5b8BtGub0g
>>554637367>weirdo pervert general
>t. little brat
Brazilianposting just started
>>554637367>BA thumbnail
>>554637808>loser posts goremany such cases
https://x.com/Loolo_WRLD/status/2013913593419378859mode is a limited time mode lmao
Why would you post that?
>>554638365it actually looks like it was made with love but there is literally zero reason this is in fortnite and not a new sidemode to launch in the fall guys game itself
Didnt know eyeballs did thatLike that quagmire video
>>554638623for le metaverse
>>554638623>>554638365it makes no sense at all honestly, specially considering that the beans are in uniform, so now you're definitely not seeing even your beanified version of your skin, so it has 0 fortnite integrationfunnily enough it says that pic related is a reward, will you unlock this on fall guys? if so again, why not release the game mode there (other than the obvious fact that even STW has more active players)he also mentioned that the Fortnite changed the fall guys physics, so all that work for a few weeks is more likely to the fact that all fall guys will be ported into fortnite
>>554638623because the intention is to become a platform like Roblox.They need just to find the right modes.
Thin... client...
>>554638365>the Fall Guys have uniforms instead of being dressed like your skins Worthless
>>554639268Bigger...SSD...
>>554639362Good morning saar
Post skins built for SSD
>>554639452
>>554639452You mean highly complex skins that need to be on an SSD to render properly?
>>554637218prize for actress with the biggest fucking ass in a nominated movie
>>554639093half of the fall guys playercount problem is on them for announcing they put the game on maintenance mode but yeah the last reward has to be a fall guys skin. the first two can easily be backblings but there is no category to place the ball guys bean besides sidekick but lets not be delusional herethe main thing that gets me is that its a two week mode? that has to be a lie and then epic does the recent epic thing of making that mode exist for multiple months instead
Pipi Corni
>>554639859>the main thing that gets me is that its a two week mode? that has to be a lie and then epic does the recent epic thing of making that mode exist for multiple months insteadFunnily enough Delulu made sense to keep around because it was a ground for a lot player interaction, which produced a lot of clips and keep the gamemode popularBut even if they have voice chat enabled for all players I dont see the potential here, of course all streamers are going to glaze the content for the first 2 weeks, but this has 0 player retention appeal, I didnt played Delulu often but when I did was because the gamemode is very chaotic, I spent one match delivering pizza and healing items just for the fuck of it
Swords would start to make sense in FN if they added Himura Battousai
Blitz was also a temporary mode
does the cod clone still exist
>>554641052yeah combat master is still up
everyone hating on the new mode because they can't use their hecking skinerinos are proving that doll collectors are ruining the game
>>554642004>you MUST enjoy the new mode otherwise you're RUINING the gameretard
>>554642004as sad as it might sound, after 9 years skins have become a part of fortnite's identity, they are releasing a game where you cant even play as jonesy, same valid reason why a lot of people disliked you could not see your skin driving the car in rocket league like you do in the BR modes
>>554640904Literally who?
>>554642004Nice to know they learned absolutely NOTHING from Rocket Racing suffering the same problem
>>554638365>Dedicate a year's worth of time and resources towards a new mode>Make it Fall Guys so nobody will play it>It only lasts 2 weeks anywayMasterful gambit Sweeney Sire
>>554642004More like everyone hating on the new mode because they want some tdm slop that'll die just as fast
>>554642004Why have it in Fortnite if it's not going to have anything to do with Fortnite? How does it enrich the Fortnite ecosystem? It's just a stand alone game that requires going through two launchers instead of one.
>>554639242It could never, ever become like robloxRoblox's strength the simplicity and the ease of creating literally whatever the fuck the users want, BECAUSE it's simple as fuck with simple models and rigs (and avatars which can very easily be customized to be whatever the fuck you want)In comparison Fortntie is way higher in graphics and fidelity, there isn't a single fucking Custom Island made by randoms that doesn't look like pure fucking garbage
>>554643285doesn't help that any custom maps have to use the gameplay mechanics of battle royale when roblox creators can make their gameplay whatever they want
>>554639593I can see it
Only pet id buy
>>554643186Sorry chud, but Fortnite is now the metaverse (aka a shitty Roblox clone) so anything goes.
What the fuck is her problem?
>>554644908Lack of friends.
>>554644908She's racist
>>554644908kendo was one of the most story-cucked characters in this game (also by hope)
You missed out on Diamond Diva ha ha. Feeling bad huh?
where have I seen this before...https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=12602>made with loveyeah right>>554644908they're eating pickles on a stick
>>554647762>skin so shit all poopsockers went back to aura and lara cockftits funny to see a skin thats isnt available for 1500+ days coming back, seeing their usage skyrocket for being away for so long, then everyone stops using it cuz its a shit skin
>>554648159From the first Fall Guys event I believeFomo'd away
>>554648159the last thing that epic made with love was Hope.
>>554642285Guy who had to kill half of japans male population, feeling bad, then stopped, to teach others killing is awful.
>>554648864sound like vinland saga but orders of magnitude less retarded
>post up on official Fortnite page>only 800 ish likeslol lmao haha what the fuck are they thinking
somebody pway with me im bowed
>>554649872I would but I'm about to go to sleep
>>554649872ign?
>>554650108ni ni anon>>554650109o.0
>>554647762I got it cause I like the pickaxe. Haven't used the skin once.
>>554647762nah I got her a few months ago when she returned, never used her though I just wanted the vbucks
i feel lonely even though i know it's bad to depend on others for your own happiness
>>554650973>i know it's bad to depend on others for your own happinesswhere did you get that from
>>554649872Everyone is too scared to share names and play together because theres bullies hereSorry anon
>>554605587That guy in particular is a gorillion percent the latter, you can go to their profile and it's just endless obsession over collabs and bitching about scott not wanting freddy to hit the griddy it's peak mental illness
I still remember all those anons who shared their Simpsons couch picture forgetting about the corner
>>554651967The corner can fuck itself why is it there
thread?
11 more posts then you can bake a new thread saar
the map needs more cars... or more jump padsdon't care which
>>554649872no thank you every time i've played with a straight furry they tried to come onto me after a bit anyways
>>554649275Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has gave a fuck about Fall Guys since 2022 when it went F2P, and even then that lasted about two weeks. If Epic wants to shill a dead IP, make a new Unreal Tournament and shove it into Fortnite.
i drew this fortnite sofa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpzFT-rW7SM>New fall guys mode>Except it's in fortnite>Actual fall guys game continues to sit abandoned Genuinely what is going on in the meeting rooms at this company
>>554653415soul
the mode looks fun
>>554654702my schizo theory to make this make sense is that fall guys crown jam will be a simultaneous release with it in actual fall guys and there will be crossplay between the games
>>554654702the only thing that makes sense is that on Feb 9th they will say something like:You guys want to continue CROWN JAMMIN'! don't worry! CROWN JAM will now be available as a permanent mode in Fall Guys! please download Fall guys! this was all so you guys can remember Fall guys and play Fall guys! even though the playerbase from this game will dip so low we may remove the player count from our game modes!>>554653415very nice Anon! keep practicing
>>554655154aren't the physics in Fortnite fall guys different than the ones in actual fall guys? and isn't actual fall guys still using Unity?
>>554654702It's Timmy's schizo metaverse dream.
timmy!!!!!!
>>554655840if they can essentially load up a new .exe within fortnite they can do the same thing in fall men
>>554654702>Genuinely what is going on in the meeting rooms at this companyProbably just Tim Sweeney alone in a conference room snorting methamphetamines on the table all alone and then running the funny wheel spinner website to see what crazy new idea he should pitch to the shareholders
>>554655948didnt we used to have that?
>>554655948>if they can essentially load up a new .exethe entire reason uefn can only do pvp it's because it's essentially a battle royale mod, fn fall guys has extra jank not present in actual fall guys too because it is also a mod
What could have been...
i hope they dont completely skimp on lolas booty
>>554641668The anatomy on this is fucked up. Look at her legs.
Is it me or has BR/reload/blitz xp been ASS? i know i played a lot in the begining but it feels as if the last 8 levels i gained took a week compared to before
>>554657068are you the same retard saying orihime had fucked up anatomy on her render
>>554657446>>554657446>>554657446
>>554605807Apparently, it worked.
>>554649275>YEET
>>554648625Kim K was made with love
>>554653203Epic and Disney both operate as if buying out IP's is enough to be successful. I guess you could say they saved these games from death but I'm not sure even Epic cares that much about them.
