Maberasu megami-sama edition!Previous >>553071527Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates:Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west. 2026 on PC.Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (Steam) - Out on Steam, Spring 2026Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia.Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart (Switch) (Asia/English) - Spring 2026Ariana and the Elder Codex (PS4/PS5/Switch/PC) - March 24 2026 on consoles, Spring 2026 on PCNew Neptunia mainline - 2026, this time for real guys we swear>Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):https://rentry.org/rrbfs>Folder containing all the 4koma and Nepnokai raws:https://mega.nz/#F!shkAGDaK!-X8nObRihU5EqP5Zx8yVMASo you hate the resident schizo and his shitty headcanons and constant harassment? Try out trashchan dot xyz slash nep. He won't follow you there.
Can't forget this :)
mmmmh… nep
I love my wife Neptune!
i love my wife histoire
OotsuLM sex
I love Itsuka Kotori.
what if nep
What if RED
>>554589528Blowjobs.>>554592004Paizuri with tongue.
>>554592819RED is a spitter though. She likes (you) enough to get you fuck her tits even though you're a guy, but won't swallow.
>>554594214I really could not care less about swallowing honestly. Sure it is pretty hot but I just want my dick in her mouth. I like making a mess anyway and if she is spitting it means at least one shot in her mouth is doable, I cannot complain.
>>554578736>>>/v/731237295
I love Red Riding Hood
>554596872
I love this woman so much you wouldn't believe it
why is there so much art of uzume being tortured
>>554600000holy quintsIt's just one guy who as a fetish for it
>>554600000Because she killed the mainline. Also nice digits bruv
I know more people will come here after >>554600000So, go and buy SeHahttps://store.steampowered.com/app/571530/Superdimension_Neptune_VS_Sega_Hard_Girls/It has sexy female bullies as protagonists (pic related) Also a great entry point for the franchise.
>>554600206>>554600529Gee, I wonder who this could be.
official art btw
>>554600529
two nepgens in page 9...
>>554578736Hey, you forgot to update the OP.>New "school RPG" by Kouji Okada - Announcement on January 29>Tokyo Clanpool (PC) (Uncensored) - Preorders for physical PC game open on Eastasiasoft store and PlayAsia January 22, patch for GOG version available now via Eastasiasoft's website
Your blanc ally sir
>>554610605More shitty AI games? Never could have seen that coming...
>>554610605How is this okay
I LOVE BLACK HEART. I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKS. I LOVE HER JAPANESE VOICE AND HER ENGLISH VOICE. I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO BE THE ONE DOING EVERYTHING. I LOVE HER REAL NAME WHICH IS NOIRE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL NO IRE WHEN I HEAR HER. I LOVE THE WAY HER CLEARLY SOFT AND SILKY WHITE HAIR FLOWS. I LOVE THAT SHE'S 160 CM WHICH IS IMAGINE TIER BECAUSE I AM WAY TALLER THAN HER. I LOVE THAT SHE USES SWORDS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE WEAPON TO USE IN RPG GAMES. I LOVE THAT SHE CARRIES THE TEAM WITH GOOD ALL ROUND STATS. I LOVE THAT SHE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO HELP HER IN HER GAME WHEN SHE LOST ALL HER FRIENDS. HER SWORD IS REALLY NICELY DESIGNED IN HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND IT COMPLIMENTS HER NICE ELEGANT FIGURE. SHE HAS PERFECTLY SIZED HIPS AND BREASTS FOR HER FRAME. AS SHE WEIGHS 45KG SHE IS PRETTY LIGHT WHICH WOULD MAKE CARRYING HER TO A COMFORTABLE PLACE EASY WHEN SHE GETS TIRED FROM WORK. NOIRE GETS ALONG WELL WITH NEPTUNE WHICH IS NICE. I LOVE THAT SHE IS FRIENDS WITH BLANC AND VERT. I LOVE THAT SHE LIES ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT HER BUT WE ALL KNOW WE HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. I LOVE THE EAGERNESS SHE HAS WHEN DRAGGING ME AROUND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS.
but my nep will never die
She's literally me
Keep all NEPPERS off of page nep!
>>554610605Ngl I'm more disgusted by feet than the faggot shit here.
/slowgen/
>>554654773I can't wait for mating season to arrive this year to breed with this cat.
>>554654773A little too slow if you ask ne
I FUCKING LOVE BLANCMY LIFE FOR LOWEEVERT'S CHEST DELENDA EST
>>554429140I wasn't the one who posted that image this time but thank you!>>554657236Can confirm except when she doesn't wear any
>>554674132Nep's vulva... too erotic...
>>554674132I like the inner pocket idea, very cute.
Things coming back in next game: PR events to increase shares.
>Things coming back in next game>...
>Things coming back in next gameIF's lesbian tendencies
Otaku games seem to have been completely replaced by gacha dominance. Is this the end of an era?
>Things coming back in the next game/nepgen/ references
>>554693480Can we get 2010 Ai chan instead?
There is no game industry to parody anymore.The little we have left is only good for evil satire
The future of the franchise is AI-generated Nep porn. I'm sorry.
>>554694115I guess this is why they are doing (another) reboot. That and there is not really much they can do post VII with relationships between the four as they are.
>>554694212The future of the franchise depends on yakuza and their money laundering operations.
>>554694394It might be a bit hard to adapt Neptunia to modern game industry because one of the lands is slowly dying (Xbox) and there were no new purely-handheld hardware releases to parody so that the Candidates are up to date as well. Uni, Rom and Ram would have to represent something else entirely (PSVR and joy-cons, for example).
>Things coming back in the next game
>>554693756She was still pretty gay in 2010, just for Vert rather than Compa.
>>554696834I am quite curious as to what they are going to do though, since Tsunako mentioned what the main themes supposedly are.>>554697592I really fucking hope so. Maybe we can get something like this with Ai chan.>>554697853Honestly her infatuation with Vert never came off as romantic to me, she just seemed like a fangirl.
>>554698428>Honestly her infatuation with Vert never came off as romantic to me, she just seemed like a fangirl.They did play it off more romantically in RB1 than in the original, imho. Almost everyone is at odds with each other in there with the exception of Nep, IF and Compa
>>554699757That was my first game and even there I did not take it like that either honestly, even with the talk of escorting and whatnot since Ai chan's reactions are played up quite a bit for laughs.
POV: the most stunning, beautiful nurse in Gamindustri is about to give her husband the treatment only a woman can provide (IF is watching from a window crying as she gets drenched by rain like a stray dog).
>>554707731Ai chan is getting drenched alright but not by rain.
>>554710443This one would be great if her legs weren't messed up
>>554710872This one's funny because you can tell the artist is skilled, and spent a lot of time on that drawing. How did no one point out the mistake before he finished it? What did the original sketch look like. This is a very obvious mistake and easily fixable. You can literally photograph yourself making that pose and using it as reference. It's impossible to mess up, yet he did.
>>554711423Maybe he got tired of drawing it and gave up once he got to that bit?
>>554711423I'd consider that a pretty difficult pose to draw, at least without using some reference like a picture or better yet some 3D doll thing.
>>554694115Topless Nepgear. Here's similar art.
>>554716581Give her a skirt, "zoom out" so we could see everything and it would be perfect.
Nepgear is not sexy
>>554720257That's just your opinion, it doesn't stop people from making fan art like this.
>>554720257lies from the utterly derangedshe also happens to have the dame ENG VA as my goddess and queen Delthea but that's not a factor ok
>>554720257She is sexy only during a FFM threesome with Uni.
>ENG VAYikes bruv
>>554720257
>>554722054Christine Marie Cabanos is great.
>>554722054Are you aware Kana Ueda is a dyke?
>>554600529fuck off iffyjeet
>>554708338Drenched by IFjeet cum
I like Yui Horie because Nepgear reminds me of Hanekawa and viceversa
bump
>>554723216>Ueda Kana is a ham radio amateur>Used to cosplay at Comiket>Became a CV because she's a hardcore anime lover and a gamerKana is not a dyke, she's just a total otaku like the rest of us.
>Best Goddess cosplaying Best MakerBased if, I say so myself
>>554766559Wait how the fuck did that comma get there
>Based IF
I love Uzume.
>>554775072Everyone does
>>554766732You lost to the IFjeet lmao
>554776586You forgot your IF pic Sukhdeep
>554776850Sugma deek
/nepgen/ is dead because everyone playing endfield, amirite?
https://shop.eastasiasoft.com/products/tokyo-clanpool-limited-edition-pchttps://www.play-asia.com/tokyo-clanpool-uncut-edition/13/70jirpPut your orders in, faggots, and pay tribute to when Compile Heart was based and not raped by SnoyValTendo. Hell, maybe if this does well it might set a precedent. If we could be so lucky...
>>554786252Nah, tainted Grail for me
>>554788031Is there a way to get the full uncensored game without the limited edition?
>>554792528Aside from the original Vita version, no, you have to patch the GOG version.
Don't know about regions but here with me the eshop has game makers deluxe edition halfed in price for once. Remember without bikinis thisgame has no lewd content at all.
>>554727351Nobody deserves that.
>>554792858I see, guess that's good enough?
>page nep
>>554813382Neputunyu megami-sama...
Not a protagonist
but enough about iffy
marvyfag x IFfag yaoi when
>>554820712If I met Marvyfag irl I would just kick his ass
>>554820712The closest he'll ever get is him sitting on the cuck throne while he watches me fuck Segami lol
>>554820712Never, hopefully.
>>554820712Settle down, Vert
>>554821153>marvyfag deliberately indulges IFfag's cuckoldry fetishLewd.
eating out neptune
69 with Neptune
making more nep jrs with neptune
Finished Re;Birth3 recently, got the normal ending, so I guess I'll figure out how to get the true ending in NG+. but I made a tierlist (likeability based, unbiased of course)
>>554844992I need both of them to do this to me.
big bump
My life for Lady White HeartMy life for Lowee
>>554851820I wanna spank Blanc
>>554839309Outside of Blanc being at the top, absolutely awful taste. >>554851820She's my wife. You're not worthy of her. Shoo shoo, and take that trip off, faggot.>>554852148You fuck off too.
>>554839309Plutia should be a bit higher imho
>>554853237she might move up one space, since RED is the root of all evil, but she made Blanc cry and traumatized Nepgear, which is cringe.Granted being gay is more cringe so RED gets mauled first
>>554853457>she made Blanc cryIf you actually paid attention, you'd know it was NOIRE who did that, and Plutia was the one who stepped in to cheer her up and give her hope again. Way to misread one of Blanc's pivotal moments, you fake Blancfag.
>>554853791I mean true, it was Noire's fault, but Plutia contributed to the prolonging as she herself states that she "thought it was cute" and wanted to get her to cry more by her own words (the fact that Blanc recovers from this is down to her own beautiful stubbornness, anyone else would've been shattered by that scene)
Also over the course of the story (at least by the normal ending, havent seen true yet), the personality of Iris Heart bleeds into Plutia (or she just stops hiding it idk yet), the process of which starts around this part of the game
>>554855069>she herself states that she "thought it was cute" and wanted to get her to cry moreShe said this after the fact. Her actual actions were to pick Blanc up from rock bottom, become her first true friend, and help her retake her nation. She also never actually follows through on really tormenting Blanc. I think her over-the-top sadism is at least partially an act she keeps up to maintain an image for her benefit, everything else from befriending and sheltering someone who just fell from nowhere into her world, helping a rival CPU retake her nation at rock bottom, and taking in and caring for orphans suggests she's not really the monster she presents herself as and is truly a kindhearted person deep down. But of course people just see the sensational surface and don't read into her any further, which is how we got people saying the anime "fixed" her.>>554855453Iris Heart was never truly separate from Plutia and if you thought this at any point you really need to read harder into how Goddesses and their personalities in HDD work. Hint: Purple Heart isn't a separate personality from Neptune either, it's just her mature and responsible side manifested. The same with Blanc; White Heart is her repressed emotions and stress. Only the CPU Candidates aren't like this because they don't have fully developed personalities.
>>554855974That actually makes a lotta sense. I was starting to see the good intentions of Plutia during that scene, but I guess I'm too dedicated to the slander grind.I think I worded the personality segment incorrectly, since it's kinda obvious based on how you said itin that case she'll probably move up the board, at the very least past RED, but the Nepgear Incident still holds my opinion of her back
>>554856478Much like with the other infamous Iris Heart scenes, I don't think she actually did anything really bad to Nepgear, or she wouldn't have recovered so quickly and it wouldn't be treated as comedic. Either just the threat was enough to cow her, or it was something stupid and petty (remember when she demanded Neptune and Noire "give her their bodies", only for it to mean taking a bath together. Or in a postgame scene, she "torments" Histoire by... moving a bookmark, which might give you an idea of what her "tortures" really look like, bar Arfoire who truly deserved what she got).Regardless, though, I don't care for Nepgear one bit.
You forgot the part where Blanc is gay for Plutia.
>>554859425You can't forget a part that doesn't exist.
Nep may be obsessed with dick, but her gaydar is pretty accurate
>>554859425You mean gay period, and no nobody forgot because it's just common sense.
>>554860239Nice one-shot gag. Meanwhile, on a more serious note, she's only mildly surprised when Plutia adopts children and never actually makes any advances on her. She just has a (well-justified) rivalry with Noire. And mind you, Victory (or Re;Birth 3) introduced the waifu CDs, one of which features her. She also has one of the most direct and non-ambiguous confession lines in PS3 Victory.She's definitively for (me). Cope.
>>554860239>Nep may be obsessed with dickWrong
>>554860428fabrications pushed by big Vert to decrease Lowee shares
>>554853457>she made Blanc cryNoire gets the credit for that.>>554859425They're just friends, retard. Or are you implying that being friends in this franchise means they're gay for each other? IF must be very gay for Compa, then.
>>554863991> big VertAs opposed to?
>>554864041Can you reach Vert's heart? didnt think so, too much interference. Blanc is simply superior since her beauty is deeper than having two stars strapped to her chest and you can reasonably bring your heart right up to hers when you embrace her.Also shoulders are sexier anyways and Blanc's shoulders are the best
>>554839309Noire should be the only one at the top. Ultra Noire might be the worst Noire but you know what they say, if you can't accept her at her worst, then you don't deserve her at her best.
>>554864657the joke is that Vert is always big
>>554864041As opposed to small Vert
>>554855069Yeah, but she admitted that after the fact. They already kicked Badd's ass by that point.>>554853457>traumatized NepgearTo be fair, Nepgear did turn on the party and joined Vert. I do think Neptune should have stepped in and stopped Plutie from sexually assaulting her sister after they already defeated her and Vert.
>>554878284Butt...
>>554885938
For me, it's 12, between my wife and sister in law.
>>554887131I'll take 5, and expose my gross unwashed dick to the twins
>>5548871315 easily
>>5548871315, but whoever speaks first get spanked.
>>554887131#5 for me too
>>554887131storming seat 2, Blanc would be the most chill plane buddy as long as you're not super annoying to her. I'm a pretty quiet guy so I'd likely be able to either read or game while she does whatever.The real question is where is Nep Jr.? Is she flying the plane? I bet she got booted by TSA for trying to disassemble the thing.
Also considering seat 6, great seat to sleep in because of easy Compa access. I wonder what's better, Compa's lap or Iffy's lap? Blanc and Nepgear sweep either way, but just curious
>>55488713111 or 8 so I can hang out with friends :)
>>55488713111 with my wife and her big version
>>554887131Histyfag seething rn
>>554907539Histy is in the cockpit with him and Nepgear. He is the copilot.
>>55488713112. I was playing PSP often in middle and high school, but through all those years I never managed to play it multiplayer with anyone. I knew a few other PSP users but everyone had completely different games. It wasn't like the DS where everyone had Mario Kart. If I sit with Uni I hope I can finally do it with her.BTW, I bet that's why gamecube and n64 nostalgia is more prominent online despite playstations being more popular in those generations.
New case of fake AI artist?
Why do I think it's AI? Dude has no Pixiv or anything, and traces art. Basically Spleeny 2.0Just look at pic related, I don't know exactly what art did he trace it from, but I know the original artist pretty well. He's called Momio a panty artist fetishistshttps://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=momioHe has a lot of art as well and it's all traced. Just at glance, I was able to spot this quikcly. He's another asshole cheater.
obsessed
>>554914881So tell me why does nep deserve these people using AI and passing it as legitimate art? Would you be ok with Tsunako AI art in the new mainline too?
>>554915126>Would you be ok with Tsunako AI art in the new mainline too?of course not, but that's completely different from what you complain about. you could just add the artist to your blacklist and go on with your day, instead you feel the need to tell anons about every artist you see that raises your suspicions
>>554917171Even if I blacklisted them, their slop would still get posted here by people unaware it's AI crap. Well, now you know it's slop no different from pic related
>FridaySex soon?
>TurretGirls sold nearly 100kCompile Heart needs to learn from games like this and Dolls Nest, sell their games at maximum 3000 yen and go PC exclusive
>>554918563>those system requirementsI might be poor but wtf
A lot of people would agree with this post >>731430804
>>554921682
That didn't work, so, here's a screencap.
>554921851Seconds later, Segami was dickslapped by a BBC
>>554922269
>>554918563They'd have to fire their current president first, he's a "global standards" stooge who used to work for EA. I think the last president stepped down due to frustrations with Sony and their bullshit, and him being replaced by this faggot is the official start of all of Compile Heart's modern problems.
>>554924116so you're telling me this series also got a dose of globalized enshitification? I shouldn't be surprised but damn, I guess something was off...
>>554924116It's only speculation but yeah, people say that Norihisa Kochiwa resigned in 2020 due to frustrations with Sony and their standards/policies...it's possible.
>>554917949You know it. My girls are always ready!
>>5548871312.
>>5548871318, solely for Ai chan.>>554914750>momioThat is a name I have not heard in quite some time.
>>554887131Me in 4, my wife in 3, and my dick sandwiched in a double paizuri!
Neptunia is much better off without western releases and subsequent self-censorship. Hardcore fans will make a proper translation patch, free of gender neutral language and IFI ad-lib.
>>554918563Idiot shill
>>554940421And do you know how long that shit can take?
>>554945697I'll wait as much as I need to. I'd contribute and help with the CG/texture sweatshop and technical conundrums of asset replacement should CH move from Unity to a god-forgotten proprietary engine for some reason.
>>554946419Wouldn't moving off of Unity be a good thing? They've gotten more and more jewish (literally), and "open" engines are getting shittier and shittier, just look at Unreal Engine.
>>554947367I don't think nu-Compa has the resources to develop with a proprietary engine like Orochi or Phyre. Even though I hate UE5 with a burning passion and think Unity is a lag fest, especially on lower end hardware (SvS and GMRE for Switch ahem ahem) I'd be happy if Compa makes an actual fun Neptunia game on ANY engine... I can't really complain about CH's tech and programming smill given the studio's sorry state in general...
>>554947367Unreal isn't open in any sense, you might be thinking of Renpy or Godot.With that said, I don't think there's anyone left around to translate it. The series just has a completely undeserved bad reputation.
>>554918563Never heard of any of these games before.>>554924116The normification of anime was the worst thing that could happen to Japan. Many of you didn't see the warnings like censorship and loli bans on Steam becoming more common because normalfags and jews were becoming aware of anime culture. Back in 2019 many people and I predicted this shit was gonna happen and we were right.>1st Arc: Anime becomes popular with normalfags>2nd Arc: Japan panders to gaijins(You are here)>3rd Arc: Anime and otaku gaming dies
>>554949464Both were brifly mentioned here, Doll's Nest is NitroPlus basically making something like PS1 Armoured Core.
Bumpin some neps
Blocks you're path
Unzips trousers
PURPLED.com
my wife's stats exceed both of theirs combined
Issun never wears boots though.
>>554921682>>554922197Newbro, that's not how you reply to a cross-board...
>>555000775>spankfag learning blenderfuture Compile Heart 3D animator on a payroll
>>554989112These two hot little sluts...
BeruBuran
My POV btw
>>555000775Why is she spanking herself
>>555016140Hyper vs Ultra.
>>555017680But HD Black Heart has straight hair not pigtails.
>It's posting mpreg furry porn again
>555023071Wrong. Miku is married to Luka.
>>555025886Based oldfag!Nowadays people only remember Teto and Neru exist. But maybe that's for the best.
You know what kind of character Neptunia needs? An actual smelly girlfailure
The last thing I want in Neptunia is things zoomers like.But, if they're gonna make a femcel character then at least make her lesbian, misandrist, and radical feminist and she will be accurate and balanced, since we don't want zoomers to enjoy her too much.
>>555019430Isn't that SuperDimension Black Hair?
>>554940421sauce?
neptunia needs a new lolibaba
>>555044927>lolibabaGamefreak-chan who pretends to be young to sell kids shit but is actually 50. Or just bring back Gust.
>>555038462Nope. Superdimension and Hyperdimension have long silver hair in HDD form while Ultradimension has silver pigtails.They all have black twin tails in Human form.
you're not nepping enough
>>555058028Why is she getting kicked off the stairs?
>>555058160
>>555043196Pixiv id 119048888
>>555058160She damaged Lastation's brand with her gross male gaze games. Here at Lastation, we believe in STANDARDS like ugly negresses and gay bear sex, not cute anime girls.
>>555044927>asking for a new lolibabahisty would get jealous and angry at you for asking this...
>>555058960Uni welcomed the games we loveWhoire killed them
>>555059342Uni will lewd herself to being back the mainline kino
>>555060739>to being back the mainline kinowhat is that supposed to mean?
>>555061083This Uni kinda looks like that homeless ant meme or am I tripping
>>555060739She does not want that to be her thing though. Ram will do it from now on.>>555061083German cinema, I guess.
>>555061083Autocorrect mistake, should be "bring back the mainline kino"
uzumeat
>>555065783Cute
>>555065930But she killed the mainline
Post the Uzume torture fanart
Nepgear fan art. The two bows on the panties remind me of Sarasa from Blue Reflection.
>>555069617NEEDS SPANKINGS
>>555069617Segami wears striped panties too, yes.
Marriage with Nepgear
>>555069617Should have taken the top off instead.
>>555075191I'd bend her over the altar and screw her right there in front of Neptune and Histy
>>555075191Loving and stable relationship with Nepgear
Nepgear betrayed Neptune and joined Vert and even fought by her sideDo you really expect that bitch to be loyal
>>555058960Ok saar
>>555088259she was just peer pressured, cut the poor girl some slack, she was clearly distressed before being pushed into it by a bs technicality she could verify the validitiy of. At worst she's a little naive/stoopid but it's part of the charm
IF was...>bullied by two nobodies from Leanbox>forced to suck Pirachu and his goons' cocks>raped by a fucking eggplant>last seen doing something useful in VII
>>555059063two wifeys are better than one
>2 waifusYikes bruv
>555097042Better than sharing your wife lol
>>555097158The only one who advocates for that is the Marvyfag though.
>>555097930I personally have a KOS doctrine for RED encounters, it's my divine destiny to beat her with hammers
>Super5 OLED Mega kit for Switch Lite finally comes in after over a year from ordering>Do the motherboard swap and test connections>Screen looks really good>Bring out another Switch Lite to do a comparison >Too lazy to do a screenshot for the two to share and compare>Bring out the Neps>Picrel is the resultYou're probably asking why I'm posting here and not /v/ or most likely why I'm a faggot.Reason is, /v/'s being gayer than usual.
>>555098287How am I supposed to react to this? >>555098419I am asking why you have two Switch Lites.
>>555098647>How am I supposed to react to this?idk to be honest, just felt the need to get the hate in the air and accidentally tagged you
>>555086418>Can't cheat, she's too kind for that>Can cook, can clean, can be the man of the house and repair your rusted Toyota Corolla>Well-versed in guns, just not as much as Uni>Always energetic>Forever youngNepgear is prime wife material.
>>555098765Fair enough? I just struggled to think up some kind of response and I do not have any confused Neps to post.
>>555098647>I am asking why you have two Switch LitesGot 2 broken ones for $60 for both and screen swapped them for $20 each. Intended to sell for double each, but no one bought so I'm stuck with them.
>>555098419>Super5 OLEDHonestly I just wish the creator open-sourced the mod instead of manufacturing kits only by himself. I know, everybody's gotta make a living, but I have a pretty good idea on what kind of display this mod uses and the kits are basically unobtanium in my country.
Gonna go and get myself an Uni real quick. Wish me luck.
>>555099083Well you did not shell out too much for them at least. Shame you could not sell either.>>555099520Why do you need luck?
>>555099627Long drive in the frost and I have no clue if it has SD2Vita already or do I have to order an adapter and wait for it to arrive.
I would kinda like to own a Sega console, but it's not like I can get a real Neptune. And dunno what I'd play on it anyways.
I want to butt snuggle Purple Heart's posterior.
>>555099798Well you will probably not run into any idiots on the road but I guess you would need luck for the card. Good luck to you in that case.
>>555100018Get a Ploot and play some Technosoft shmups.
staying fit with wifey
>>555097930Nice try, saar
>>555102163
>>555101763bedroom exercises
If the next mainline is going to be loosely based on SVS real-time combat system, I wish Compa:-255) GIVES US QUICK AND RESPONSIVE ATTACKS 1) Eliminates loading times2) Let all the fights happen inside of the dungeons and not on a separate arena that gets loaded in3) Makes it so that symbols spawn enemies to initiate a fight when they they attack or get attacked4) Allow attacks and skills at any time when exploring the dungeons5) Reimplements Plans and rework Destroy Symbols so that it increases Initiative Attack damage and prevents enemy spawn if you one-shot a symbol6) Gives characters unique skills (stealth, mobility, verticality, resize, break walls/etc.) that let them find back routes in the dungeons7) Makes Step Dash viable
>>555102787You are very funny, saar
>>555107751SVS is very good but action combat should stay in spin-offs. Traditional combat is the way to go for mainline.
Big Bert Bump
Dead generalDead franchiseDead company
>>555099520 (me)>>555100427I was beaten to it, the console was sold while I was getting there. I treated myself to a nice meal on my way back but I still feel blue. Fuck my terrible luck.
>>555130902
>>555136525I want to nep it easy
which one of you did i just meet
>>555099520best time to buy was 15 years ago when vita was replacing it unfortunately. good thing is that there is a strong aftermarket to repair or refresh any that you may get. my psp-2000 i've had since 2007 still working well with new battery, new buttons, 64gb memory.
>>555143692I have way more of those Unis than I reasonably need. I was going to buy a Vita.
>>555130902How come this was a race anyway?>>555148995Neptune in this swimsuit is among the sexiest things to ever come out of this series.
>>555161464I was going to buy it from a thrift store that also has a listing on local eBay/Kraigslist. Someone ordered it online with a prepaid cross-region shipping before I got there. I did contact the store owner before the console was sold out to call dibs on the console but he either forgot or didn't care
God please let me buy a Uni on my next try
>>555162545If you already let him know you were coming I am surprised he just sold it to someone else as well. I guess he figured since you did not pay yet he was safe. I am assuming you did not pay online anyway.Guess that was a wasted trip then. Hope petrol is not too expensive there.
>>555163565It was worth a shot, though. I'll get myself a Uni. Eventually.
My goth girlfriends can't be this cute!
>>555164008One day. Here's hoping it is sooner rather than later.
>>555164367Can you post your card pack?
What you do to memakes me wanna be somebody i'm not
fuck wrong thread
>>555171585>>555171835
>>555164008An Uni*Please learn proper English
>>555172060Anon...
>>555171585>>555171835Well, there is a Not-Reimu in Neptunia and CH even worked on a Touhou game; so you're mostly amongst friends.
Cave is not a nep, also she's gay
>555175789Where do you come up with this shit?
>>555172294Technically, that's grammatically correct; but a uni sounds more linguistically correct
>>555175789>Cave is not a nephttps://neptunia.fandom.com/wiki/Cave
>>555178907My mind subconsciously replaced Vita with Uni without too much thought behind it. Maybe you're the same and that's why "a Uni" sounds okay to you.
>>555178907Every fiber of my being is telling me it is not. Pretty sure using either before a person's name is incorrect anyway.
>>555172060>>555172294>>555178907>>555181852It depends entirely on how you pronounce "Uni".If you'd say "a european" you'd also say "a yoo-nee"If you'd say "an oolong tea" you'd also say "an oo-nee"
>>555182263People pronounce Uni the second way?
Big Iffy...
>>555181852>using either before a person's name is incorrectNot if you use that person's name as a paraphrase fo an inanimate object.
>>555183003>fofor* lol
>>555182923
>>555182786It is pronounced the second way, it's just it's describing meat from a sea urchin rather than the character Uni. I think most people pronounce Uni as the former.
>>555182923I need Ai chan to give me a bootjob.>>555183003Fair enough? I want to say that is not proper English either but maybe I am just being contrarian.
>>555183469IF anon's posting nude IFs now? Interesting.
>>555183580>meat from a sea urchinI genuinely had no idea about this, so thanks for that. Used to Uni being short for university or the character, since they did not want to use Yuni.
>>555175789>also she's gayBased!Yuri is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>555190340Nah yuri is cringe
>>555192214Wrong. Lesbians are cute!
>>555190340>Yuri is kinoAre you fucking sped? Asking for a friend
>>555192214Nobody asked you but Yuri is infact retarded and shit
>>555190340Might just be me being the most prudish neptunia fan to ever live, but no, Yuri is retard bait
>>555192375It is the genshinfag, what were you expecting?
Maybe Hitler had a point...
>>555193153wait this guy has a REPUTATION as a genshinfag?
>>555194089I am pretty sure this is the same anon who almost exclusively posts genshin images here. Not many other anons type like him and fewer still are open about liking yuri.
>>555194089It is literally just him
>>555183469fuck off cuck
>>555183469Nice, I get to fuck this everyday. I bet you enjoy it, cuck.
>>555183580>ユニIt is pronounced the first way...>>555183915It is read as Yuni bro, don't listen to that guy.
>>555206740I know. They are just seperate things, I did a quick look because I was curious about what he was saying.
>>555213581Umio hair clip is hilarious
>>555213581...Did you edit Ai chan out?
>>555214059are? what could you possibly mean? she was never there
>>555214484There is a suspicious amount of empty space where an Ai chan sized girl would fit perfectly...
>yuri is cringe>posting in /nepgen/ pick one
nep
>>555218901Hi sc/u/mbag.
>>555239235Yurichad you meant
Kill yourself, genshitter
Look how yurifags left and the franchise died.
>>555241229Based. Yurishitters and genshitfaggots are a blight.
I'd rather talk n/o/ptuniaWhich neps would be the worst at parallel parking?
>>555241278I don't really care about the yurifags to be honest. Genshitters however must leave and return to their toilet general. This is the Neptunia general.
Why would a yurifag even play Neptunia? All the supposed pairings are shit
>>555242029Yurishitters don't care about canon.
Yurifags are a blight on fandom, just look at the Bayonetta fanbase
>>555246508>Bayonetta fanbaseNot a good example because who even cares about that game anymore to begin with. Not even tendies cared about Bayo 3.
>>555246508Indeed, indeed.
Just ate some pudding for the first time in yearsforgot what heaven tastes like
>>555251542I made honey pudding a while ago. Delicious.
>>555241379Until the riders vs. dogoo game there was no evidence most neps could even drive a vehicle. IF, Compa, and Bignep were known to drive. Maybe goddesses prefer to fly around.
>>555252569Neptune LITERALLY becomes a bike tho senpai baka desu senpai.
Why is Nep so lewd?
>>555252952yeah in a certain dimension. and in another she becomes a plane. does that mean she's qualified to fly a plane in normal form? (i mean each aircraft usually requires its on certification) although bike is less complicated enough i can see it.Does hyper dimension nep drive anything besides Daytona USA? doubt
Already the next Monday, still loving goth Uni
>>555259403My headcanon is that she's like a GTA player character, she can drive/fly/operate whatever is convenient for the plot.
>>555259951Im surprised there is no Uni gothic outfit yet, maybe next game can deliver. Game Maker already innovated with a swimsuit that was not the typical Sugar Plum.
>>555242029Can't think of anything that could catch their eye...
>>555266908Of all the options, why pick tickling as the yuribait?
>>555268642because I'm reading the manga right now
>>555269163Makes sense but there are more convincing parts of the series to make that claim with. Off the top of my head though, outside of the Nepgear and Uni gag in Zombies pretty much everything else requires a lot of reaching to say it is proof of them being gay but that wa never a problem for yurifags.
Yeah, yurifags shipped IF x Compa and IF x Vert when they make 0 sense. Yurifags are extremely delusional when it comes to neps
Yeah, the only ship that makes sense is IF x Me.
>>555275470No, it's IF x literally me. She needs a submissive stay at home husband who calls her pretty everyday and who "falls from the stairs" constantly.
Actually it's Neptune x Me
>>555276638That does not sound like a husband at all...
Actually, it's Blanc x Me.
>>555276929>>555275470>>555277358You know there are infinite parallel dimensions, right? There's a character for everyone. I>but that's a copoutI trust the word of an ancient tome more than some rando on N-Chan.
>>555278245We are just fucking around anyway.
>>555278245just Neptune
>>555278245Yeah, yeah, I know. 90% of so-called Blancfags don't deserve her.
Maho's big sister should be a meganekko
>555274953>delusional ragebait>look inside>the creature
>>555277329Then you don't know IF at all. She's a high ranking government official, she will always earn more than you. She's also stronger than you. In IF's bonus voices, she's always talking about how busy she is all the time and that you should be grateful she's giving you any time at all. She'll never become some boring tradwife, and if you love her, you wouldn't want her to become one anyway. It's also your role to be her punching bag as her romantic partner
>>555310167>she will always earn more than youEven if I make 4k/h?
>>555310167You really read too much into that. Not that she would do either but there is no point marrying someone just to be neglected at best and genuinely physically abused at worse.
Geoff should have announced Neptunia VIII instead of Highguard
>>555313650
Actually, the only one that is canon is secretary (me) x Noire.
>>555317991you can keep that one
>>555318641Good. I don't want to kill you, anon.
>>555310424See that's why IF isn't for you. If getting your ass kicked by IF doesn't sound like heaven to you, then she's not your ideal partner
Just bully her like how the two bros did it lmao, she'll be bawling like a little girl.
>>555319150Ai chan would literally never randomly beat me up for no reason. Playful hitting, maybe. That I would welcome. Genuinely attacking me? I am not her enemy.
it's histoire x me>but-i don't want to hear it
>>555324621Cute! CUTE!!
consider: Falcom-chan
>>555328313What about her?
>>555329527She doesn't seem very popular.
>The new "school RPG" from Megami Tensei co-creator Kouji Okada and Compile Heart set to be announced this week is called Villion: Code, as per the cover of this week's Famitsu.
>>555333104She is not, no. The younger one looks better.
>>555328313Seggs
>>555334773What the fuck is this? Genshin Impact but Dark Souls?
>>555345893the cover is Code Vein 2 apparently. Compa's new thing is giving me not!Danganrompa vibes.
>>554720257This isn't Twitter where you can bait sexy pics
vump!
>>555348750In a healthy thread environment you could, but nepgen is not normal. It's obsessed with the antisex personality characters like HIsty and Blanc. If would write in a fairy tail thread don't post that sexy character, they would do it. But if someone here writes that Nepgear is not sexy, you can trust that that person actually belives that. It's so depressing....
There is no nep that isn't sexy to someone. Except Arfoire what a hag.
>>555366097You're gay, bro. Ar4 is a goth hag, she's hot because goths are dirty and kinky as hell.I fucking love how she probably has way more experience than me.
>>555366531Are you 8?
>>555366531She is past the marriageable age.
But what about myneeeeeeepppppperrrMy personalneeeeeeeeppppperrrrr
Time to grind for Astra Yao again before she leaves next week.
>>555369954>>>/vg/genshit
>>555293825Is having Blanc a good or a bad thing?
Is it worth it to play Victory over Rebirth3 just to see animated Copypaste mouth flaps? I've already played Rebirth 3 on vita years ago.
>>555373041Not solely for that, no.
Isn't Re;Birth3 the most faithful out of all the remakes?
>>555370849"Having" her is a bad thing. I don't think she's going to stay around someone who objectifies and disrespects her longer than she should. Can't say the same about loving her wholeheartedly.
>>555375414As far as main story goes, yes. This is because the makers aren't part of the main story and relegated to DLC. RB2 is largely unchanged barring NISA and Gust's involvement.
>>555293825Oh, but you do?
For me, it's Uzume Tennouboshi
Neps in jeans are too fucking hot.Especially Nowa.
Imagine HDN 2010 but it's a gory TPS and all the Neps a motherfucking Glock.
>>555381974Nice ass on Noire here
>>555387279Honestly, not much would change. Gore and anime do not often mix well though.
>Gore and anime do not often mix well though.>This dumb plebeian NEPPER has never watched 80s/90s anime
>>555392075Who's the QT holding the pink phone?
>>555392846Some dyke who's an NPC now
>>555392751Not many but when I see gore I think Gears of War, not just blood.>>555392846ネプテューヌ。And that is not a phone...
>>555392751Don't be too harsh, the moefication of Anime began a few years before Neps popped onto the scene.>Nep series is about 16 years oldI want off this ride.
>>555366531>she's hot because goths are dirty and kinky as hell.Based, if I say so myself
Did someone say goth?
I'm sure it's been said before but I'll say it again, ''yurifags'' (yuri fans please) like Neptunia because, let's be honest, there are at least two instances of canon love when it comes to the female characters and, at least, teasing or yuri undertones. If that funny scene in MegaTagmension Blanc + Nepune VS Zombies, that event in Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online (which has been posted before) and Filyn and her dialogue in Super Neptunia RPG (''It's a date, right?'' and ''Can I look up her skirt, too?!'') aren't *at least* examples of yuri subtext or undertones, then I don't know what those things are...and then we have K-Sha, Kiria and †Black Cat Princess†, and RED, characters who canonically are in love with another female character or really are lesbians, those characters go beyond subtext or undertones.Again, I'm sure it's been mentioned before but people shouldn't forget that Neptunia has those characters and scenes, and if someone, for some reason, doesn't like the fact that Neptunia has female characters who canonically love another girl (or girls in the case of RED) and, for other characters, it's impled or subtext *at least*...there's not much that can be done then, you either like that part of the franchise or you don't.
>>555400329You forgot the gayest of them all
Dance In the Neptune Bund
>>555403407I didn't, the part of ''that event in Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online'' is about Compa and IF.
>>555396712Ethel bootjobs.>>555400329>(yuri fans please)You are never going to convince 4chan to stop using fag. If anything you are going to make anons use it more.
>>555370275I don't understand the complaints about China wank. The only bad thing about it is this magical hero shit doesn't fit in a game with a urban style imo. I think the china fatigue thing is overused now. Besides, the new character Yu shenshen is fun at least. The girl with the whip is fun too.But I'm still saving for Astrao Yao.
>>555411159I don't think anyone has an issue with it perse, but just that it shouldn't be discussed here because there's already a general for it.
>>555411775I don't like that general. It's full of normalfags and sexhavers and I feel I just don't fit with them.
>>555396712That's Segami
RB1 ain't canon4GO ain't canonCompa is retired from nepsNow IF is the only Maker standingCuz she's goddess
>>555414036Not a goddess, just extremely cute and sexy.
>RB1 ain't canon>4GO ain't canonSorry my Punjabi friend, they're both canon.Now hurry up with my lamb Tikka masala.
>>555392751>>555393184That anon is probably a dumb zoomer that grew up with Solo Leveling or Jujutsu Kaisen.It's true that anime used to be gorey and bloody like 20 years ago, I think. I remember how every otaku girl used to call herself a crazy yandere girl and their favorite anime genre was always gore. I miss those times honestly. I wonder why anime changed from bloody to moe, though.
Neptunia is kinda like Five NIghts at Freddy's.
>>555416082>Solo Leveling or Jujutsu KaisenAnyone growing up on those would not be here...
Nah she's goddess/thread
>>555417181I envy that popsicle.
IF will never be a goddess btw
