Previous: >>554589138>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
Post Gyaru
IM GONNA SPURT
>>554607717Mambot
>>554607751
Digitan LOVE
>>554607703Akebono may be the only uma in game that signifies a loss if you see her Ult proc
UWAAAAAAAAH I'M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING
>>554607818Hugging JordanSex with Goldsloppy zoomer sex with HeliosMarriage and baby making with PalmerTsun sex with Espo
>>554607879Digitan RAPE
Being f2poor really sucks sometimes. I haven't pulled on an uma banner since August 2025, so my 3* are Suzuka, Taiki, Raisu, McQueen, Teio, Biwa, and Opera O (and I never run the last two). My deck finally got good with Kitasan giving me human rights, but pulls this year are going to be murder. I want Kitasan, Tamamo Cross, but not as much as I want Maruzensky (all-uma banner in 3 weeks), Brian, and Seiun Sky. Fronts are my favorite, so I want the S Maru card MLB as well. PAIN.What are you anons pulling on in 2026, assuming f2p?
>>554607620Encroaching Shadow
>>554608041Not f2p but Tama and Pearl are the only umas I'm going to pull for the next 8 months or so.
>>554608041Daily pack but I'm pulling jack shit until the hell month of Inari, Sweep. and Air Shakur
>>554608041I only pull on card banners and I only play whichever umas the game decide to give me
>>554608257so the starting umas, the 3* selector, and the 3* ticket we got in the fall? What umas do you have?
>>554608041ayabe cheerleaders(either one) paama summer(either one) blazebrian dhelios
>>554608041I only buy daily packs. This is my plan. I want to roll for Palmer too, but I can't fit her in this. Maybe if I luckshit the uma banners I can fit her in.
>>554608041>Accelerated schedule>F2P performance will be significantly worse starting GrandLiveKeep on holding
Imagine using FOURSPEEDCARDSAND NOT CAPPING SPEED
Come test your sprint umas! I have a new ace.611604046116040461160404
>>554608394>gentle wife and summer cutebased based based
>>554608436This is why you use your own Riko card and borrow a MLB Biko card
>>554608524>your own Riko cardand yet if he posted a R riko screenshot he'd get 100>r rikoreplies
the next event is 6 Feb what do i do
>>554608041not sure yet, I want to save at least another half spark before I pull on a card banner cause rng do be rnging
>>554608543why is this grandma so sexy
So close to perfection....why is she trying to take me to g*rmany...
>>554608436You only need 3 tbhfam. This is with 14* stam parents.
>>554608436Narita Taishin SUCKS as a speed card, her giving end closer skills does not make up for the shitty SP. But I can count on one (1) hand the times I've capped speed on 0% speed growth umas, even with speed inheritances and 4 speed cards. Gold Ship in particular is allergic to maxing speed.
>>554608654Umashiko policesisters? Our response?
>>554608654To meet her family and make (You) her future husband
>>554608712you realize the screenshot has the exact same 3 speed cards
>>554608654DÜSSELDORF
>>554608436This is why you borrow Biko and use Sweep along with Kitasan for 0% growth speed umas
>>554608712Never have I ever highrolled like that. I've maybe capped speed 3 times on Gold Ship in the 100+ careers I've done with her.
>>554608874And he has +1. Skill issue.
>>554608583uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you repeat the question?
>>554608931luck is not a skill, you big baka.
>>554608341I can't remember the details but I got Taiki, Mcqueen, Rice, Teio from a combination of selector/ticket/scam gacha. I luckshitted Fantasy Grass, Dober, XOguri, Biwa
>>554608732since you suck at capping speed it's best to do the opposite
>>554607936What? It's only below 70%.
>>554608931ill be more skillful to make the speed cards go to speed more often
Guys what uma is good for the Mistery Pot Cup?https://youtu.be/PdgkQkId3OI
>>554608895It's not even a highroll since no medium S, I tried building late Cafe for Scorpio but when I tried her in rooms her unique pushes her out of 6th so much that I just scrapped the idea.
>>554608883>>554608712Obviously I'm a shitter, but I have -1 idea how people manage runs like this. Plenty of times I run 2-3 speed cards, yet I barely ever get close to capping speed, and if I do then with a hard lack of power and/or wit. 1kSpe1kPow1kWit is something I managed ONCE, with what I would call "highroll"
>>554608479Witcels lose to power chads it seems.
>>554609029>running fewer speed cards and non-speed inheritance sparks will make you cap speed more consistently?????????
>>554608935the next grind event is more than two weeks away I'm losing hope
>>554608654>stand at ease>present arms (tits)Interesting
>>554608883>>554609089Post nopan Eishin
>>554609070im thinking of using her this cm just for the cope midrace 'debuff' to help gold ship even a tiny bit because nobody else i have can win
>>554609189there is a farm sprint sparks event going on right now bwo
>>554609089
I feel like eishin flash > taishin for SR speedcards even if you're not a late surgerher events give you so much free energy
No one rolled Fine Motion
>>554609089they just get lucky. A few times I've capped speed on Suzuka with Kitasan and Sweepy, but most of the time it takes 3, and plenty of times I don't cap speed even then. When it comes to umas without speed growth, like Creek/Mayano/Golshi/ etc it's much, much worse. I don't think I've ever maxed speed with just 3 speed cards, and only managed it a few times with 4 and speed inheritances. But I also only do about 3-5 runs per day.
>>554608712You only need 2.
I am noticing that I find completely normal looking umas like gold city and eishin flash hotter than umas with anime hairs or too many accessories.
>>554609376let her out of the backpack she's suffocating in there
>>554609092Oguri is really strong on Sprint due to her ultimate, it doesn't show up in umalator either but if she's in 2nd she will win most of the time if the other Uma doesn't have more speed skills to proc
>>554609326>>554609413>with 4 and speed inheritancesPretty much. Sure I can force the fuck out of speed, but then Stam/Pow goes to shit. And the whole "just get lucky lmao" bit feels like gaslighting bullshit. Sure RNG is a big part, but I barely have any luck in this shit as is, or I'm doing just about everything wrong without knowing.>>554609494Less is better desu, normal is besto.
Approximately how much money would I have to spend to buy a horse, raise said horse and train it, make it compete in horse races and have it become popular enough to be featured in Umamusume Pretty Derby?
im struggling to train bouron to be my medium TT acehelp
>>554608883>>554609089>>554609326>>554609712>>554609494my paizuri slave.
Fuji Kiseki's unique epithet is fucking impossible right now, right? There's no way to get your stats high enough to do that in a fucking Mile right now
>>554609326>>554609494>>554609712
She just won a CM room WITHOUT PROCCING RESTLESSHow is this even possible, is there some rng to the game somehow deciding you didn't run out of stamina?
>>554609712>>554609851>Not THAT versioncoward...
>>554609940Which one?
I choose to believe Flash doesn't realize we're staring at her tits the whole time
>>554609890Yeah I don't understand. In other instances, if she misses Restless, does she die?
I just remembered that anon who left Mambo to tryhard in /uma/ only for it to suddenly disband. Funniest shit ever.
Literally me
>>554610336
>>554610336How many more days?
>>554609940>>554610336Based tamabro>>554610140THAT one.. you know the one I'm talking about
>>554610336Stop stretching her urethra
>checks order conditions for pasa and creek uniquePasa and Mummy Creek only works on pace/fronts, and if it's a front heavy lobby the rest of the styles are cucked from proccing it. Is Capricorn actually a late gambler CM? OYL, Turbo Sprint, and Rushing Gale all just requires you to hit the jackpot. Plus it's more approachable than borrowing Mummy Creek 5x a day.
>>554609890examine hakuraku
every time
>>554610394>>554609940He says, while not posting THAT version...
>>554607751The fact that Falco terrorizes other dirt umas in their careers is so funny to me.
>>554610336IM SPURTING MY WHITE LIGHTNING ITS COMING OUT
>>554610175Flash is actually smart and she's 100% honey trapping toreina-san.
>>554610394>>554610569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb0b8RF2HQ
>>554610336what did they mean by this
Bachiguyo!
>>554609890If she had Great mood then you get 4% extra stats
>>554610431wish it was slop at least the anatomy would be better
>>554610175Flash 100% times how much time her trainer stares at each part of her body, plots it into a graph and uses it to pick her clothes
Stop that
>Flash is considered one of the titcow umas>same official bust size as Gold Shiphmmm
>>554610439>borrowing Mummy Creek 5x a day5 is too many careers per day for me anyway
>>554607751is the song actual uma soundtrack or something random the uploader added?
>>554610367TWO
How do Germans feel about Eishin Flash?
>>554610812The difference is Golshi is wearing the power limiter that is her retard hat that keeps her from turning instantly into a sex goddess.
>>554610439From my understanding, based on the numbers, Paces beat Lates naturally if they both hit Turbo Sprint. So the late needs to capitalize on OYL to win. I'll try building a Late/End Maruzensky but I'm not very optimistic.
>>554610604>>554610858Horny.>t. Germ*n
>>554610812golshi would be a titcow uma except her personality is so good that she escapes being pigeonholed
>>554610757never
>>554610858I'm sure at least one is asking why a French-American horse is listed as German.
>>554610812Golshi's golshis are nothing to scoff at, we know this. People just don't usually mention them because she is usually covered up, and because her antics are what most people remember instead.
>>554607751I'd pay to watch Espoir City kick her over and over.
>>554610951
Train the Red Ace
>>554611068yes her antics like wake up paizuris and milking me past dry
>>554608087I had Encroaching Shadow fail to proc, likely because Taishin had delayed her spurt for lack of HP. It was incredibly sad to watch it go off in the final straight instead.
>>554610669>Josuke, Risotto, Lisa LisaNeat
>>554610812As an aside, Eishin gets nerfed in her swimsuit alt, Golshi doesn't. It's very unfortunate
>>554611146How?
>>55461081288 cm boobs are nothing to sneeze at
>>554611126
>4 double circles + 1 regular circle:DDDDD
>>554610694The blind leading the blind.
>>554611319Artist?
>>554611324YOU DON'T HECK WITH THE APEX
>>554611146Literally trying as we speak BUT SHE WONT LEARN FUCKING ANYTHING
TURF QUEENS RUINED MY PERFECT RUN
HASHIRE HASHIREUMA MUSUME>>554610812She is absolutely a titcow, it's just hard to see through cause of her personality, outfit, and so on. >>554610858My friend loves her and he's German. Runs her in CMs all the time and we enjoy her together.
zamn!!!
>>554611374Click. The. Button. Bitch.
>>554611205haha classic Golshi...
BIKO YOU LITTLE NIG WHY DO YOU HATE SPEED TRAINING
Fine motion or Daiwa for my third member for Arima
>>554611205It's important, she need it in order to make her cum bomb she plans to let off as a prank during graduation
>>554610439There's not gonna be that many fronts in actual rooms (at most expect mutated Falcos and Marus) and I'd still take a well built Bakushin/Curren over most lates
>>554611374Triangle > Image Search. but I'm in a good mood, so here you go, bwo https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4717265
you don't NEED +50
>it's ze last semester, release ze double mood down comboFuck you too cygaymes
>>554609848sounds pretty goofy yeah. Especially with the ranking system being mumbo jumbo. The formula for that thing seems total nonsense at times. So imagine just getting boned outta a single race..
>Very good run except>Fine Motion decides she's a lone wolf, still blue by second summer
>>554610669Ahhh kawaii! Maruzensky kawaiiiiiiiii
>>554611551>we enjoy her together.oh my
I'm gonna fucking crash out. I haven't managed to get long S on her for weeks and finally it comes home, spurt hints even, and then she LOSES UNITY CUP. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY the extra stats and NSM would've made this literally perfect, I've never come this close before, this has unironically made me want to quit more than any other experience in this game so far
>>554611319>>554611319
I can't login, my VPN stopped working...
>>554609890im more surprised she won period. Where there no good ends? no xog?
Stop posting G*rman horses
>>554611810nice gemini ace bwo
>>554611205what a wacky golshi prank lol
>>554611707>actual roomsNiges came out of the mines like 3 days before registration last CM. It's still too early to tell.
>>554611829>>554611925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8wt5soxXE
No... I have lactose intolerance. GO AWAYTAZUNA, HELP!
>>554609848Yeah, Asahi Hai is already brutal to win even with an easy mode Uma with Maru. It has cucked me out of Grass Wonder's epithet multiple times
>>554610454Don't do this it creates mustard gas
Is anyone here actually trying end closer Christmas Oguri?
Apologize.
I can't decide whether I want to wife Oguri or Cafe, help me decide (both is not an option)
>>554611270Guts>>554611462Got unlucky with mine too as I got no SSR chain finished so the score is padded with greens + cheap skills. Can be better
>>554612080Feels like shit to run if even one front or oonigger is on the field
>>554612016>>554612080Did it in a run, once. Was amusing and worked great. No damn clue if it would actually work in PvP however.
>>554611809Gentildonna would say this, and headbang to it and to other music like metal with me, and have sex with me during it. And then we would train and eat meals we cook together afterwards All true facts, not opinions btw.
>>554611267still a truly baffling decision. It's almost inverse of maru whose cleavage does show in og but its rarely noticeable and then has some of the best anime titties ive ever seen in her swimsuit
>>554612193>got unlucky>S rankhey bud don't reply me to me ever again, cool? Fuck off
>>554612153For what?
>>554611728i just picked middle on first and draw sometimes i feel like i should pick bottom
>>554612156>shitguri>cafeThe choice is so painfully obvious. How do you have bad taste and good taste at the same time?
>>554611584Dia boobs.
>>554612193>MLBikobuhiiiiiiii
>>554612240
>>554612350
>>554611728My parent runs keep winning 2222 that I intentionally adjust my team to job vs Riko. I'm doing 1200 stam for sparkmaxxing so I can't hit 1k speed to outspeed her umas (they have 900).
>>554611810eh you really need more wit, but NSM isn't very reliable this track. It's just nice to have because it might fire. Having the other 3 accels are better, even though you might get rushed a lot with such low wit. plenty usable
>>554612350Well don't be rude to her...
No more Flash posting beyond this line.
>>554612080needing position+distance sparks blows ass. t. desperate cafe lovermy xog is pretty beast pace even though she only has distance A, have an S but it doesnt have GW
>>554612461>NSM isn't very reliable this track.NSM is epic chungus poggers on any track where late race starts on a straight
most sniffable umamusume
>>554612350is that ulquiorra from the boomer manga bleach?
>>554612654King Halo post Prideful King
>>554612651>where late race starts on a straight*where late race starts before the final corner
>>554612642i hate that cafe is only good in long and every long cm is end closer spurt slop
STOP!You have been visited by Officer Kris SNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>554612350>How do you have bad taste and good taste at the same time?I feel this way about a BUNCH of posters here. It's good at least because it keeps me from gushing over them but also from being rude to them so I end up completely neutral.
I glued 3 runs today because they failed 2nd unity race...
>>554612406where's this deluge of chibi pics coming from anyway? someone teach an AI? theyre pretty nice desu
>>554612257Hags just have more to work with than G*rmans. Or it's a bias, who knows.
>>554612405>>554612627*schauder*>>554612690basiert
>>554612827I like King Halo, Satono Crown, and Mejiro Ardan. Qualify my taste.
Hakurakudev, I can see the racetrack ID on the race logfile, can you not use it for the track instead of guessing based on CM schedule?
>>554612738is that the only sweat focused unique animation?great choice
Cafe is cute but had one of the worst career stories desu. I got more character out of Tachyon than Cafe in her own story.
>>554612716>boomer mangaWhat the FUCK
>>554612716It's Dark Mousy from the Silent Generation manga D.N.Angel
>>554612153No she failed a 1% triple rainbow with a burst. If anything she owns me an apology
>>554612651It's different than Libra, have you watched the spurt start? Usually only 2-3 umas are lucky enough for NSM to trigger at that point. It's because they spread out much faster on this track. It was goat af on libra where you only needed spurt+nsm because everyone stays bunched up in the beginning of late race/spurt. Obviously, its still ideal to have - but especially with the other 2 accels, that golshi is plenty usable since it has solid skills+S, despite the low wit. If they didn't have dober/pump - then yeah id say it was glue. It's a good strat to only take nimble for sag if you can get something good with the extra 100~ sp
FUCK THIS JAPAN YAKUZA SHIT I WANNA GRAB RYAN OR FUKUS BOSOM AND DERRIÈREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554612895I dont like your taste. I fucking love it at least from only that much. But everyone lets me down so say no more and let me daydream.
>>554612810cys balance feels ultra ass at times. all of LS accels rely on being 6/5th place - so you can do absolutely nothing if there are multiple ends. Even firing NSM as LS is pretty tough. I tried a few LS brians/cafes in my practice rooms and they really stood no chance against literally all other positions. I had a whale LS win once in a while but yeah..
>>554613208Then do that.Nothing is Stopping You unless you currently reside in Japan
For me, it's It's Calling.
>>554613038Why are you shocked? Bleach is absolutely Boomer territory. Don't be ashamed. Embrace it!
>>554613001>had one of the worst career stories desu.Very very strong disagree to the point I'ma call you a faggot with shit taste. Its easily in top 5 careers ive played. I loved how it was written and how her personality is presented. Shes pretty unique among all umas.
>chapter 5we finally getting Transforming? fuck year
>>554608041Probably a spark or two into the upcoming Uma's depending how the pulls go, starting with Tamamo.Probably a spark into speed Maru then just save through MANT for the Tachyon and then later the Ramonu banners.Kind of want the Eishin Flash speed card but don't know if it's affordable/worth with everything else coming up
>>554613495For me it's This Calling.
>>554612826Merry... Kris S....
>>554613778holy sex
>>554613695>NTRanon is a chanmi winnerI kneel...
>>554613778AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SLUT
>>554612826>>554613839MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERSIM STILL NOT TAKING DOWN MY LIGHTS
>>554612080I do play end Ogurin, usually pic related means I won, they all activate one after the other in the span of 1-2s.Also, for some reason (sloptubers) people stopped using 777 on test runs, so the other Oguris are ulting way too early so end Oguri is getting stronger, fucking retards.
>>554614050Guess our household isn't the only one that still has shit hanging then.
>please sign this to receive your Sega merch pack!
Where's my homescreen Christmas tree?
>>554614198still baffling they didnt try to capitalize on the xmas season at all
>>554614156w-why is there a heart symbol?
>>554613839>>554613873Deal with it, Kitahara! Get drained, get drained!>>554614156Reminds me of the pizza paizuri delivery doujin. I know there are others though I just remembered it.>>554614198Are they seriously skipping it though? I don't care if its late I don't want them to just skip it though.
>>554613556Cute Wonder
>>554614198>Censored Christmas lines were released in advance>Didn't actually started till xOgu released>They never added the fucking treeThinking about it, did they ever bothered to put up ANY of the decoration period, or was only the tree missing? Weird as fuck either way, all the more so if only the tree was missing.>>554614343English speaking territories (UK/USA) have become so fucking weird, tho this is mostly in regard to anything corpo.
skipped a double rainbow for oguri to get 4th in spring tenno sho
I LOVE BIWA
i never doubted you once cyjewish
>>554614343Uma(global) is a jewge thoughever, goyimWe only worship the hanukkondor here
>>554614343>>554614436>>554614447I will keep asking for my homescreen Christmas tree in these threads until the intern reads my posts and implements it.
>>554614104I mean, that's the ideal activation for all End Closers. Miracle makes little difference at that point.
>>554614156Alright, I signed it. Thank you, surprisingly busty delivery uma... who looks strangely familiar.
>>554614119Yeah, I'm not going to take mine down until at least end of this month! Maybe up until Valentines if I really want to stretch it.>>554614343Japs HATE money. Tale as old as time.>>554614570Same
>>554613836>>554614050marry and impregnate kris s
>>554614156Marriage with Dia!
>>554614156Satono Diamond is NOT a titty monster and she should not be portrayed as such.
theres no good non-ai cafe art to fap to
>>554614447>>554614567I really wasn't fishing for holidayvxmas shit. I just literally mean theyre retarded for not throwing up christmas assets and doing any kind of promotion to get people to spend money. It's not that surprising if you know of Cygames, they succeed very much in spite of themselves i will forever have an axe to grind since it seems theyve abandoned the fantastic GBFR
Is it Dia hours again?
>>554608041I've only really planned up to Symboli Kris S stamina card which is around September because I like late surgers, and she has a "spurt ability specifically for lates but only on long" I'm considering so I don't have to mutate my lates into ends every long CM. But currently, depending on how the Tamamo pulls go, I know I want to save for NY Opera and Haru, partly meta because NY Opera is a good parent with her ult (Pulse but more nuts) and I need some dirt umas if I want some kind of variety for the dirt CM. After that, I'm probably skipping SSR Maru to ensure I have pulls for NTR banner (moreso to get Ayabe guts) and SSR Tachyon.
>>554614705Post proof
>>554613778I still remember the early days of Belno Dark...
Is it just me or is Presents for X worse than win QED? It's so easy for Biwa to get boned during position keep and randomly drop to 5th and have it fizzle, while QED will at least proc if she passes other umas in the final stretch even if she started it from further back. It gets even worse if the room is front-heavy, then she's completely screwed out of Presents from X from the very beginning of the race.
>>554614773That's still so damn fucking weird>Christmas is THE season to make a ton of money, all you have to do is put up funny lights and maybe a tree to get people into the mood>Game does this just fine in the JP version, but it get COMPLETELY ignored in globalEven ignoring any political reasoning, this is just completely retarded in a business sense
>>554612836What, you mean the stickers? The sticker bases on the generator are cleaned up versions of the official uma chat stamps
is kitasan nigger a rapist, or is she safe?
>>554614739Here you go
>>554613839get away from me you fraud your sexy sexy sex voice won't make me roll for you
>>554614823It's always Dia hours.
>>554614343Cygames (California)
>>554614823trainees shouldn't act like this
>>554614823Only if she visits me in my dreams in the next few hours
>>554614773It's just some kind of corporate paralysis I guess. I mean they already have all of the assets made so there's no cost in doing it. It must be that nobody has the level of control/responsibility within their global-branch hierarchy (consisting of 2 interns) to implement it.
>>554614986She's the cucked uma
>>554614952yeah exactly what i mean - if i was at Cy i 100% would've been 'hey nip overlords, if we just extend xmas oguri banner by 2 weeks and throw up some colored lights in the lobby, itll sell 2x as much, maybe throw out some garbage freebies like 1 pull a day'
>>554614447I don't remember anything. >>554614773Intern-kun. Give me us our belated Christmas assets already. We know its not thaaat difficult to do. Oh I see another fan of Re:Link. Fucking loved that game shame they just let it die.>>554614952Have to wonder what the conversations about it are like. It's clearly a decision.
>>554614198it should be tomorrow or the day afterafter that I can only guess they skipped it
>>554614978yeah, the stickers was word slipping my mind, all of a sudden the threads flooded with them, not that i mind.
Career 1:>tried front scarlet, didn't cap speed, lost round 3 to unity cupCareer 2:>cafe, failed jr debut, failed 3% training, first inspiration was nothing, abandoned runcareer 3:>This cafe:>>554608436Career 4:>front scarlet again, got long S! Failed to cap speed, really low skill points too (does she not get a lot somehow?)Career 5:>front top gun, missed wit check for fast learner, didnt get any rainbows until damn near summer, didn't cap speedPretty awesome to spend multiple hours on a game and have NOTHING to show for it, except knowledge that I'm going to get absolutely slaughtered in the CM.You ever feel like a game DOESN'T want you to play it?
DANCHOU WE ARE SAVED20 RUNS IN DA JARLONG LIVE SWEEPY
>>554615168As the other anon mentioned, maybe it's some fucked paralysis, for one reason or another.>>554615229>It's clearly a decision.For all we know it's literally just a few (too powerful) fags at CyGames US willingly fucking shit over, or not giving enough of a fuck (for whatever reason) to change things properly, doing the bare minimum.Really, I should've thought about all of this sooner, instead we all got stuck with the (already terrible) censored to fuck dialogue.
>>554615342You'd better be right.
>>554614947I have both Hayahides but I haven't tested, that sounds terrible. You'd think both releases would have some advantage on current CMs.
>>554614739hahakigi's cafe sloppy
>>554614947FRONT BIWA????
>>554615414Saving some people is impossible. All is well.
were so BACK
>>554615414
>>554615597not a single person has been banned btw
>>554615229ngl, doto looks hella cute in this pic and i suddenly want her for the first time.
Now my danchud will never know
>>554615647no shit>>554615603>>554615535>one post>two instant seething (you)sthe salt is so tasty
>>554615597ban wave soon
WAIT THE OGURI BANNER JUST ENDED?FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFGUCHJCFJKF
>>554612836anon made a sticker generator a couple days ago which is where they're all coming fromhttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>554615751fierce striker
>>554614869Ah the good ol' days if being pinned down by her and forced to cum inside
>>554615751My Cinema wife and her Kino daughter
Will be funny to see every top 100 club suddenly gaining fewer fans than usual once chrono updates tomorrow
i wish i hadn't gone so long without an active clubi tried running my 1* mcqueen to test if the initial friendship was enough to make up for the lower other stats, and of course its the fast learner + long s run
>>554608041Greentext is unsureVBourbonWill spark the remaining 100 on Kita if I have to>Would like ballroom Seiun Sky but can't risk getting Fuji Kiseki>Would like either of wedding Fine / Curren but probably can't affordTachy / Light HelloMaru / Fine Wit>Not sure if I want NY Kita yet>Would like Helios but probably save for Katsuragi Ace + TopRoI think that covers it, there are very few umas I want upcoming and I already have the majority of the available roster so no need to blow 30k on the upcoming banner.
>>554615525>Front E>And even if you do that, Christmas Biwa ult can only proc between second and fourth, never in first. That's also if she properly position keeps up to midrace and it's not oonigger/front stacked. Even though she makes it a struggle, I still love her
>>554611146This is so fucking hard to achieve. So many fucking early races, and Vodka also got a fucking NSM. She is bound to randomly job 1 race, and all your efforts are for naught.
>>554615597>israelOH NO NO NO NO BROOOOOS
>>554615525The funny thing is that you have to be 2nd to 4th to activate it, so unless you're specifically building with a runaway you can still get randomly boned even as a front, not to mention that if you get the lucky pace it doesn't work either.
Is there an umulator for Team Trial mode? I think I trained a better uma, but she might actually be worse.
>>554615647I would guess since they were nice enough to give a warning, its a serious warning. If you keep using, the next CM will likely see a sudden mass banwave days-week right before. I speak from experience - I botted grub for about 6 months and then all of a sudden after a scamcha banner ended in august, 1 week before GW, perma banned/account restricted.
>>554615920what the FUCK are you talking about /pol/tard?
Another 20million fans to eden
>>554615909it's only 1 optional race early + derby, everything else is a goal race, and the only thing you lose for not winning a career race is 1 in all stats (afaik)so might as well go for it if your stats are looking good in fillies i guess
>ban wave announcement comes>my club started rising in rankshmmmm so we were freefalling because 90% of the community just decided to bot?
>>554616020>I speak from experienceFinally... I'll be free!
>>554615971races -> exhibition -> practice
>version 1.20.12What was the 0.0.01 bump for?
>>554615414>its realwe're so back sweepers
>>554616145You can be free right now. Post your account details.
I didn't bot and will never bot.
>>554616310You need to reinstall mumu btw Or at least make a new device
>>554616145that was very much my feeling in grub - especially because i had started the Revans grind. Uma though, if you aren't obsessed with great parents, you can really win CMs with just borrows (i have, 5/7)
>schizofarms sticker gen >people making hapyp meek (me) stickers and theyre all cringe >>554615535wholesome sexo with dictus
>>554616056There is also classic year Takarazuka Kinen. Right before the summer camp. Plus you must run optional Japan Cup in classic year, and it's going to be 3rd race, so you can get randomly fucked with skin condition/mood down.
>>554616335And give your libtard tranny ass the satisfaction? Nah LMAO, you'll NEVER know if I personally was banned or not.
the holidays are finally over
>>554616385I just restarted and it works though
>>554616135i like this one
>Witmaxxing 800 for longWhat the fuck are these requirements?
You guys can't do 70m fans in a single day?>>554616121when competing against bot niggers everyone else falls behindalso if you force them to actually play the game they'll eat a massive amount of shit it's not even funnyHopefully they keep doing it and get perma banned>>554615887Just daily pull during those banners bro
cuddles with indictus footfightinggetting in the shower be right back in real life
>>554616487stop watch to time climax genius as always Flash
>>554616441Nah, you're just a pussy.
>>554616183There's no way to have that track points, or even display the start, target time, or good positioning bonuses.
I love Rice
>>554615671Good job Dober! Good girl1 Erai, erai!
>>554616385You don't tho?>>554616428Would be sad and annoying, but in the long run I'm not sure how much I'd really regret losing my shit. Hell, I probably would've gotten really burnt out months ago if it wasn't for sweep taking over my 3 daily/parent runs.>>554616532holy fuck lmao
>Just play the game norm-- No. Fuck off
>>554616572Grandma Lite..
>>554616703*kicks this childs head off*
Awaken my feet posters
>>554616532I stopped doing paid single after not getting a single 3* or SSR for like 4 months I don't intend to start again.
>>554616532Can bots do 70m in a day though? Maybe it's different with max cards but it doesn't feel like sweept can consistently get 3m fans an hour.
Awaken my ass bros
>YOU HAVE TO BOT THINK OF THE HECKIN CLUB RANK!!hmmmmm nope.
>>554616623Rice is in a hurry! But she thanks you very much!
>>554609720A Thoroughbred foal from a good pedigree can be millions USD. Add some more for entry fees/training, but then said horse has to win a shitton to gain popularity, and because it's a gaijin uma it also has to win enough to capture keiba imagination. So:>millions USD>shitton of luckganbatte-kudasai
>>554616532Im gonna keep bottingIf they ban my ass ill just drop the gameIts really that simple
>>554616572
I just want to see the fall of Eden
>>554616880Beyond 50m you 100% need hachimi speedup
going to bed smellyhorse musk horse musk
>>554616880Whaled account + cheat engine + 60 FPS + bot spamming URA finale>>554616862Should've gone to a priest.
Awaken, my paizuri brothers!
>>554614823Do you have no shame posting this on a weekday??
>>554616880It wouldn't be a OCR bot. Some anon mentioned that the game is just a bunch of HTTP requests so a program could do it way faster without any of the animations or long load screens and pump out runs easily.
>>554616972GO TO THE BATHROOMNOW
Rice got to where she was going! But now she is trapped in a box!
dont know that the HTTP requests would be unencrypted
>>554616859
>>554616960>>554616880Better question: How the fuck do you even keep something like this up for longer than one long burst? There is only so many energy drinks you can have, right?>>554616987The 60 FPS part isn't even relevant if you use Cheat Engine to fuck with the text/event speed.>>554617023OCR can be fast, the issue is if you have a bot competent enough to be fast AND accurate enough. Either way, a lot easier than the HTTP route, not to mention safer. Yes, obviously the disgusting amount of fans per minute are a dead give away, but ya know.
the earth (and dictus feets) shall be inherited by the smelly meek
>>554617065h-hey!not yet!
Hokko dress
>>554617229>fast AND accurateyou're using an emulator anyways so just read the memory directly. That will be faster and more accurate than OCR will ever be.
>>554617273
memory maybe but the packets will be encrypted no?
>>554617382You either need root on a emulator Or be playing on window directly for thatBoth of which is a dead giveaway for cheating
>>554617382That would work too, yeah. Middle way, I suppose.
uh, what?
>>554617581Fat ass
>>554617450I don't play enough mobile games to know this, do live service games actually care about you playing on a rooted device?
>>554617514based>>554617581Amusement parks are like a box of potatoes, you never know what to expect.
>>554617450proof? substantiate your claims
>>554617514>MY FACE NO ƎꓛⱯ
If only Miss Cloudy had Long S... ahhh i hate distance apt soooo much. Its probably the biggest thing that makes me want to quit. Thinking Miss Cloudy will probably perform the best though still
do you have an ounce of proof to back up your claims?
>>554616910I'll do my best!Name suggestions?
>>554617581Potatoes increase your sex drive and make your butt bigger
CLAIMUPBACK
love instill!
Back up your bogus claim, you will! *giggles*
Donk
Fuck off Yoda
>>554617946boioiiooioing!oh hi rice shower SEXO
>>554617250Did you MLB her guts card? Also you're starting to sell me on Meek
If they end up changing something that breaks parent/support card DBs I will personally rape every single botnigger and their family.>>554617450>You either need root on a emulatorJust attach cheat engine/whatever to bluestacks>Or be playing on window directly for thatwon't know because emulators just tell the game they are fullscreen
>>554617450>>554617229reminder there are no updoots on this websiteyou dont have to lie and pretend to be what youre not for attention for updoots
>>554618060ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>>554618108reminder there are no updoots on this websiteyou dont have to shit talk and pretend to be what youre not for attention for updoots
>>554618114pokke...ningen...?
speaking of zenno rob roy, I drank 2L of milk today. SKIMMED milk
>>554617770ShiroyamaWhite ThunderBlack SilenceFlitting Thought
>>554616576
>>554616972>there are anons who don't shower before bedI'll never understand the morning shower people. Constantly dirtying your sheets with the accumulated sweat of the day, and just rolling around in filth as you sleep? Why would you not just shower in the evening so you're not taking grime into your bed?It's like the personal hygiene equivalent of wearing shoes inside your house.
For me? Confusion.
>>554618235>I drank 2L of milk today.w-why...........
>>554618315you're going to sweat hard sleeping anyway. And a morning shower is refreshing unless you're doing it twice a day anyway.
>>554618235What is the purpose of doing that?
>>554618315I said SMELLY because I drank a bunch of water jerked off under the covers for 2 hrs and got all sweaty so its too far gone from what you are saying already
>>554618315oh boy its THIS off topic autist againsorry but I prefer to be FRESH and WASHED in the morning, especially useful in the deep summer when you're BOUND to sweat at least a little bit, which will especially show on hair>stop being fat haha lolololnice argument redditor, you sound SALTY and ANGRY
>>554618235>skimbaka the President said drink whole or you're a faggot
>>554617770Non Plus Ultra or Non-chan for short.
>>554618389milk truck mare daiwa... I need her milk...
your favorite uma oiled up and twerking
>>554618235
>>554618354Why?
>>554618564Halo wouldn't do that undignified nonsense
>>554608436I'll raise you>3 speed 2 wit, essentially an entire speed deck>didn't cap speed, speed was also somehow shit with 2 wit>WASTED TURF LONG SGenuinely want to just nuke my account and never play again, I've NEVER seen turf/long S
>>554618235Did you mean to type semi-skimmed?
>>554618315What if i don't leave my room all day every day?
>>554618564only Tachyon would disgrace herself like a common whoore
>>554618389>>554618546
>>554618564Oguri would win the Arima Kinen of oiled up twerking competitions
uma club practise races done, gn
>>554618235Awesome. I drank un-pasteurized milk yesterday and today and feel fine, despite being lactose intolerant.
>>554618235>Skim milk is defined as milk with nearly all of its fat removed, resulting in a flavor that is typically flat, clean, and sweet when reconstituted, resembling that of fresh skim milk. You filthy, DISGUSTING creature.
e....eh?
>>554618651depending on your skills+position that may still function as an ace. don't let retarded ass career score fool you, especially on long
>>554618571Holy shit blast from the past>>554618603I love how dumb she looks. The head empty umas like her and Meek are unbelievably hot.
All I've learned from the past few days that people who play non speed growth umas constantly seem miserable
I see meek avatarfaggot blogposter became a new thread celebrity
>>554618708sexo milk truck! daiwa unique racewear flop the titties into my mouth!
Good enough or keep mining?
>>554618794I assure you, that maya will not beat any oguri cap
>>554618884Good enough
>>554618804All my favorites have guts growth and it does admittedly piss me the fuck off.
>>554618564Digitan would never.
Either winning a duel is busted, or Suzuka's unique is actually strong.
>Skimmed Milk tends to contain around 0.1% to 0.3% fat.Jesus H fucking Christ. I can barely stand 1.5%, much fucking less 0.5% or below, which makes me want to puke. 3.5% is pretty much the bare minimum for taste reasons
>>554618804its because capped spd is always a req. You can make up for lack of stam/pwr and even wit a bit with skills
>>554618795thats bourbonher senior year new years animation is crazy erotic
>>554618747RIP
>>554618884what exactly is your goal
>>554618804Can confirm. Every time I play with an uma with 0% speed growth and get bad RNG, I immediately viscerally yell out NIGGER GAME
didnt say it tasted good
>>554618806I'd like him if he wasn't yet another foot fag. We don't have any ass anons
>>554618983wtf is this lobby unruffled proc even lmao
>i drank 2L of SHIT, fully aware it tastes shit
>>554618919if end, it could when there are fronts, especially mediocre or sloptuber built xogs
>>554618804yeah turns out having gain bonuses for the stat you non-negotiably need a fuckton of is a pretty big deal
uma shoes are so unbelievably erotici've never seen anime girls with as erotic footwear as in uma
>>554618983red shift procced way too early
>>554619096dictus is the foot fetitsh horse though
>>554619136>end B>bourbon cardcmon man you know what she is
>>554619050Are you me?
I personally prefer the taste of skim milk to regular milk
>>554618983Let's not overlook the amazing timing on Unrestrained there.
>>554619173Nice Nature's massive boots probably smell like heaven
