Previous: >>554589138>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
Post Gyaru
IM GONNA SPURT
>>554607717Mambot
>>554607751
Digitan LOVE
>>554607703Akebono may be the only uma in game that signifies a loss if you see her Ult proc
UWAAAAAAAAH I'M LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING
>>554607818Hugging JordanSex with Goldsloppy zoomer sex with HeliosMarriage and baby making with PalmerTsun sex with Espo
>>554607879Digitan RAPE
Being f2poor really sucks sometimes. I haven't pulled on an uma banner since August 2025, so my 3* are Suzuka, Taiki, Raisu, McQueen, Teio, Biwa, and Opera O (and I never run the last two). My deck finally got good with Kitasan giving me human rights, but pulls this year are going to be murder. I want Kitasan, Tamamo Cross, but not as much as I want Maruzensky (all-uma banner in 3 weeks), Brian, and Seiun Sky. Fronts are my favorite, so I want the S Maru card MLB as well. PAIN.What are you anons pulling on in 2026, assuming f2p?
>>554607620Encroaching Shadow
>>554608041Not f2p but Tama and Pearl are the only umas I'm going to pull for the next 8 months or so.
>>554608041Daily pack but I'm pulling jack shit until the hell month of Inari, Sweep. and Air Shakur
>>554608041I only pull on card banners and I only play whichever umas the game decide to give me
>>554608257so the starting umas, the 3* selector, and the 3* ticket we got in the fall? What umas do you have?
>>554608041ayabe cheerleaders(either one) paama summer(either one) blazebrian dhelios
>>554608041I only buy daily packs. This is my plan. I want to roll for Palmer too, but I can't fit her in this. Maybe if I luckshit the uma banners I can fit her in.
>>554608041>Accelerated schedule>F2P performance will be significantly worse starting GrandLiveKeep on holding
Imagine using FOURSPEEDCARDSAND NOT CAPPING SPEED
Come test your sprint umas! I have a new ace.611604046116040461160404
>>554608394>gentle wife and summer cutebased based based
>>554608436This is why you use your own Riko card and borrow a MLB Biko card
>>554608524>your own Riko cardand yet if he posted a R riko screenshot he'd get 100>r rikoreplies
the next event is 6 Feb what do i do
>>554608041not sure yet, I want to save at least another half spark before I pull on a card banner cause rng do be rnging
>>554608543why is this grandma so sexy
So close to perfection....why is she trying to take me to g*rmany...
>>554608436You only need 3 tbhfam. This is with 14* stam parents.
>>554608436Narita Taishin SUCKS as a speed card, her giving end closer skills does not make up for the shitty SP. But I can count on one (1) hand the times I've capped speed on 0% speed growth umas, even with speed inheritances and 4 speed cards. Gold Ship in particular is allergic to maxing speed.
>>554608654Umashiko policesisters? Our response?
>>554608654To meet her family and make (You) her future husband
>>554608712you realize the screenshot has the exact same 3 speed cards
>>554608654DÜSSELDORF
>>554608436This is why you borrow Biko and use Sweep along with Kitasan for 0% growth speed umas
>>554608712Never have I ever highrolled like that. I've maybe capped speed 3 times on Gold Ship in the 100+ careers I've done with her.
>>554608874And he has +1. Skill issue.
>>554608583uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can you repeat the question?
>>554608931luck is not a skill, you big baka.
>>554608341I can't remember the details but I got Taiki, Mcqueen, Rice, Teio from a combination of selector/ticket/scam gacha. I luckshitted Fantasy Grass, Dober, XOguri, Biwa
>>554608732since you suck at capping speed it's best to do the opposite
>>554607936What? It's only below 70%.
>>554608931ill be more skillful to make the speed cards go to speed more often
Guys what uma is good for the Mistery Pot Cup?https://youtu.be/PdgkQkId3OI
>>554608895It's not even a highroll since no medium S, I tried building late Cafe for Scorpio but when I tried her in rooms her unique pushes her out of 6th so much that I just scrapped the idea.
>>554608883>>554608712Obviously I'm a shitter, but I have -1 idea how people manage runs like this. Plenty of times I run 2-3 speed cards, yet I barely ever get close to capping speed, and if I do then with a hard lack of power and/or wit. 1kSpe1kPow1kWit is something I managed ONCE, with what I would call "highroll"
>>554608479Witcels lose to power chads it seems.
>>554609029>running fewer speed cards and non-speed inheritance sparks will make you cap speed more consistently?????????
>>554608935the next grind event is more than two weeks away I'm losing hope
>>554608654>stand at ease>present arms (tits)Interesting
>>554608883>>554609089Post nopan Eishin
>>554609070im thinking of using her this cm just for the cope midrace 'debuff' to help gold ship even a tiny bit because nobody else i have can win
>>554609189there is a farm sprint sparks event going on right now bwo
>>554609089
I feel like eishin flash > taishin for SR speedcards even if you're not a late surgerher events give you so much free energy
No one rolled Fine Motion
>>554609089they just get lucky. A few times I've capped speed on Suzuka with Kitasan and Sweepy, but most of the time it takes 3, and plenty of times I don't cap speed even then. When it comes to umas without speed growth, like Creek/Mayano/Golshi/ etc it's much, much worse. I don't think I've ever maxed speed with just 3 speed cards, and only managed it a few times with 4 and speed inheritances. But I also only do about 3-5 runs per day.
>>554608712You only need 2.
I am noticing that I find completely normal looking umas like gold city and eishin flash hotter than umas with anime hairs or too many accessories.
>>554609376let her out of the backpack she's suffocating in there
>>554609092Oguri is really strong on Sprint due to her ultimate, it doesn't show up in umalator either but if she's in 2nd she will win most of the time if the other Uma doesn't have more speed skills to proc
>>554609326>>554609413>with 4 and speed inheritancesPretty much. Sure I can force the fuck out of speed, but then Stam/Pow goes to shit. And the whole "just get lucky lmao" bit feels like gaslighting bullshit. Sure RNG is a big part, but I barely have any luck in this shit as is, or I'm doing just about everything wrong without knowing.>>554609494Less is better desu, normal is besto.
Approximately how much money would I have to spend to buy a horse, raise said horse and train it, make it compete in horse races and have it become popular enough to be featured in Umamusume Pretty Derby?
im struggling to train bouron to be my medium TT acehelp
>>554608883>>554609089>>554609326>>554609712>>554609494my paizuri slave.
Fuji Kiseki's unique epithet is fucking impossible right now, right? There's no way to get your stats high enough to do that in a fucking Mile right now
>>554609326>>554609494>>554609712
She just won a CM room WITHOUT PROCCING RESTLESSHow is this even possible, is there some rng to the game somehow deciding you didn't run out of stamina?
>>554609712>>554609851>Not THAT versioncoward...
>>554609940Which one?
I choose to believe Flash doesn't realize we're staring at her tits the whole time
>>554609890Yeah I don't understand. In other instances, if she misses Restless, does she die?
I just remembered that anon who left Mambo to tryhard in /uma/ only for it to suddenly disband. Funniest shit ever.
Literally me
>>554610336
>>554610336How many more days?
>>554609940>>554610336Based tamabro>>554610140THAT one.. you know the one I'm talking about
>>554610336Stop stretching her urethra
>checks order conditions for pasa and creek uniquePasa and Mummy Creek only works on pace/fronts, and if it's a front heavy lobby the rest of the styles are cucked from proccing it. Is Capricorn actually a late gambler CM? OYL, Turbo Sprint, and Rushing Gale all just requires you to hit the jackpot. Plus it's more approachable than borrowing Mummy Creek 5x a day.
>>554609890examine hakuraku
every time
>>554610394>>554609940He says, while not posting THAT version...
>>554607751The fact that Falco terrorizes other dirt umas in their careers is so funny to me.
>>554610336IM SPURTING MY WHITE LIGHTNING ITS COMING OUT
>>554610175Flash is actually smart and she's 100% honey trapping toreina-san.
>>554610394>>554610569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb0b8RF2HQ
>>554610336what did they mean by this
Bachiguyo!
>>554609890If she had Great mood then you get 4% extra stats
>>554610431wish it was slop at least the anatomy would be better
>>554610175Flash 100% times how much time her trainer stares at each part of her body, plots it into a graph and uses it to pick her clothes
Stop that
>Flash is considered one of the titcow umas>same official bust size as Gold Shiphmmm
>>554610439>borrowing Mummy Creek 5x a day5 is too many careers per day for me anyway
>>554607751is the song actual uma soundtrack or something random the uploader added?
>>554610367TWO
How do Germans feel about Eishin Flash?
>>554610812The difference is Golshi is wearing the power limiter that is her retard hat that keeps her from turning instantly into a sex goddess.
>>554610439From my understanding, based on the numbers, Paces beat Lates naturally if they both hit Turbo Sprint. So the late needs to capitalize on OYL to win. I'll try building a Late/End Maruzensky but I'm not very optimistic.
>>554610604>>554610858Horny.>t. Germ*n
>>554610812golshi would be a titcow uma except her personality is so good that she escapes being pigeonholed
>>554610757never
>>554610858I'm sure at least one is asking why a French-American horse is listed as German.
>>554610812Golshi's golshis are nothing to scoff at, we know this. People just don't usually mention them because she is usually covered up, and because her antics are what most people remember instead.
>>554607751I'd pay to watch Espoir City kick her over and over.
>>554610951
Train the Red Ace
>>554611068yes her antics like wake up paizuris and milking me past dry
>>554608087I had Encroaching Shadow fail to proc, likely because Taishin had delayed her spurt for lack of HP. It was incredibly sad to watch it go off in the final straight instead.
>>554610669>Josuke, Risotto, Lisa LisaNeat
>>554610812As an aside, Eishin gets nerfed in her swimsuit alt, Golshi doesn't. It's very unfortunate
>>554611146How?
>>55461081288 cm boobs are nothing to sneeze at
>>554611126
>4 double circles + 1 regular circle:DDDDD
>>554610694The blind leading the blind.
>>554611319Artist?
>>554611324YOU DON'T HECK WITH THE APEX
>>554611146Literally trying as we speak BUT SHE WONT LEARN FUCKING ANYTHING
TURF QUEENS RUINED MY PERFECT RUN
HASHIRE HASHIREUMA MUSUME>>554610812She is absolutely a titcow, it's just hard to see through cause of her personality, outfit, and so on. >>554610858My friend loves her and he's German. Runs her in CMs all the time and we enjoy her together.
zamn!!!
>>554611374Click. The. Button. Bitch.
>>554611205haha classic Golshi...
BIKO YOU LITTLE NIG WHY DO YOU HATE SPEED TRAINING
Fine motion or Daiwa for my third member for Arima
>>554611205It's important, she need it in order to make her cum bomb she plans to let off as a prank during graduation
>>554610439There's not gonna be that many fronts in actual rooms (at most expect mutated Falcos and Marus) and I'd still take a well built Bakushin/Curren over most lates
>>554611374Triangle > Image Search. but I'm in a good mood, so here you go, bwo https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4717265
you don't NEED +50
>it's ze last semester, release ze double mood down comboFuck you too cygaymes
>>554609848sounds pretty goofy yeah. Especially with the ranking system being mumbo jumbo. The formula for that thing seems total nonsense at times. So imagine just getting boned outta a single race..
>Very good run except>Fine Motion decides she's a lone wolf, still blue by second summer
>>554610669Ahhh kawaii! Maruzensky kawaiiiiiiiii
>>554611551>we enjoy her together.oh my
I'm gonna fucking crash out. I haven't managed to get long S on her for weeks and finally it comes home, spurt hints even, and then she LOSES UNITY CUP. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY the extra stats and NSM would've made this literally perfect, I've never come this close before, this has unironically made me want to quit more than any other experience in this game so far
>>554611319>>554611319
I can't login, my VPN stopped working...
>>554609890im more surprised she won period. Where there no good ends? no xog?
Stop posting G*rman horses
>>554611810nice gemini ace bwo
>>554611205what a wacky golshi prank lol
>>554611707>actual roomsNiges came out of the mines like 3 days before registration last CM. It's still too early to tell.
>>554611829>>554611925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8wt5soxXE
No... I have lactose intolerance. GO AWAYTAZUNA, HELP!
>>554609848Yeah, Asahi Hai is already brutal to win even with an easy mode Uma with Maru. It has cucked me out of Grass Wonder's epithet multiple times
>>554610454Don't do this it creates mustard gas
Is anyone here actually trying end closer Christmas Oguri?
Apologize.
I can't decide whether I want to wife Oguri or Cafe, help me decide (both is not an option)
>>554611270Guts>>554611462Got unlucky with mine too as I got no SSR chain finished so the score is padded with greens + cheap skills. Can be better
>>554612080Feels like shit to run if even one front or oonigger is on the field
>>554612016>>554612080Did it in a run, once. Was amusing and worked great. No damn clue if it would actually work in PvP however.
>>554611809Gentildonna would say this, and headbang to it and to other music like metal with me, and have sex with me during it. And then we would train and eat meals we cook together afterwards All true facts, not opinions btw.
>>554611267still a truly baffling decision. It's almost inverse of maru whose cleavage does show in og but its rarely noticeable and then has some of the best anime titties ive ever seen in her swimsuit
>>554612193>got unlucky>S rankhey bud don't reply me to me ever again, cool? Fuck off
>>554612153For what?
>>554611728i just picked middle on first and draw sometimes i feel like i should pick bottom
>>554612156>shitguri>cafeThe choice is so painfully obvious. How do you have bad taste and good taste at the same time?
>>554611584Dia boobs.
>>554612193>MLBikobuhiiiiiiii
>>554612240
>>554612350
>>554611728My parent runs keep winning 2222 that I intentionally adjust my team to job vs Riko. I'm doing 1200 stam for sparkmaxxing so I can't hit 1k speed to outspeed her umas (they have 900).
>>554611810eh you really need more wit, but NSM isn't very reliable this track. It's just nice to have because it might fire. Having the other 3 accels are better, even though you might get rushed a lot with such low wit. plenty usable
>>554612350Well don't be rude to her...
No more Flash posting beyond this line.
>>554612080needing position+distance sparks blows ass. t. desperate cafe lovermy xog is pretty beast pace even though she only has distance A, have an S but it doesnt have GW
>>554612461>NSM isn't very reliable this track.NSM is epic chungus poggers on any track where late race starts on a straight
most sniffable umamusume
>>554612350is that ulquiorra from the boomer manga bleach?
>>554612654King Halo post Prideful King
>>554612651>where late race starts on a straight*where late race starts before the final corner
>>554612642i hate that cafe is only good in long and every long cm is end closer spurt slop
STOP!You have been visited by Officer Kris SNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>554612350>How do you have bad taste and good taste at the same time?I feel this way about a BUNCH of posters here. It's good at least because it keeps me from gushing over them but also from being rude to them so I end up completely neutral.
I glued 3 runs today because they failed 2nd unity race...
>>554612406where's this deluge of chibi pics coming from anyway? someone teach an AI? theyre pretty nice desu
>>554612257Hags just have more to work with than G*rmans. Or it's a bias, who knows.
>>554612405>>554612627*schauder*>>554612690basiert
>>554612827I like King Halo, Satono Crown, and Mejiro Ardan. Qualify my taste.
Hakurakudev, I can see the racetrack ID on the race logfile, can you not use it for the track instead of guessing based on CM schedule?
>>554612738is that the only sweat focused unique animation?great choice
Cafe is cute but had one of the worst career stories desu. I got more character out of Tachyon than Cafe in her own story.
>>554612716>boomer mangaWhat the FUCK
>>554612716It's Dark Mousy from the Silent Generation manga D.N.Angel
>>554612153No she failed a 1% triple rainbow with a burst. If anything she owns me an apology
>>554612651It's different than Libra, have you watched the spurt start? Usually only 2-3 umas are lucky enough for NSM to trigger at that point. It's because they spread out much faster on this track. It was goat af on libra where you only needed spurt+nsm because everyone stays bunched up in the beginning of late race/spurt. Obviously, its still ideal to have - but especially with the other 2 accels, that golshi is plenty usable since it has solid skills+S, despite the low wit. If they didn't have dober/pump - then yeah id say it was glue. It's a good strat to only take nimble for sag if you can get something good with the extra 100~ sp
FUCK THIS JAPAN YAKUZA SHIT I WANNA GRAB RYAN OR FUKUS BOSOM AND DERRIÈREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554612895I dont like your taste. I fucking love it at least from only that much. But everyone lets me down so say no more and let me daydream.
>>554612810cys balance feels ultra ass at times. all of LS accels rely on being 6/5th place - so you can do absolutely nothing if there are multiple ends. Even firing NSM as LS is pretty tough. I tried a few LS brians/cafes in my practice rooms and they really stood no chance against literally all other positions. I had a whale LS win once in a while but yeah..
>>554613208Then do that.Nothing is Stopping You unless you currently reside in Japan
For me, it's It's Calling.
>>554613038Why are you shocked? Bleach is absolutely Boomer territory. Don't be ashamed. Embrace it!
>>554613001>had one of the worst career stories desu.Very very strong disagree to the point I'ma call you a faggot with shit taste. Its easily in top 5 careers ive played. I loved how it was written and how her personality is presented. Shes pretty unique among all umas.
>chapter 5we finally getting Transforming? fuck year
>>554608041Probably a spark or two into the upcoming Uma's depending how the pulls go, starting with Tamamo.Probably a spark into speed Maru then just save through MANT for the Tachyon and then later the Ramonu banners.Kind of want the Eishin Flash speed card but don't know if it's affordable/worth with everything else coming up
>>554613495For me it's This Calling.
>>554612826Merry... Kris S....
>>554613778holy sex
>>554613695>NTRanon is a chanmi winnerI kneel...
>>554613778AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SLUT
>>554612826>>554613839MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERSIM STILL NOT TAKING DOWN MY LIGHTS
>>554612080I do play end Ogurin, usually pic related means I won, they all activate one after the other in the span of 1-2s.Also, for some reason (sloptubers) people stopped using 777 on test runs, so the other Oguris are ulting way too early so end Oguri is getting stronger, fucking retards.
>>554614050Guess our household isn't the only one that still has shit hanging then.
>please sign this to receive your Sega merch pack!
Where's my homescreen Christmas tree?
>>554614198still baffling they didnt try to capitalize on the xmas season at all
>>554614156w-why is there a heart symbol?
>>554613839>>554613873Deal with it, Kitahara! Get drained, get drained!>>554614156Reminds me of the pizza paizuri delivery doujin. I know there are others though I just remembered it.>>554614198Are they seriously skipping it though? I don't care if its late I don't want them to just skip it though.
>>554613556Cute Wonder
>>554614198>Censored Christmas lines were released in advance>Didn't actually started till xOgu released>They never added the fucking treeThinking about it, did they ever bothered to put up ANY of the decoration period, or was only the tree missing? Weird as fuck either way, all the more so if only the tree was missing.>>554614343English speaking territories (UK/USA) have become so fucking weird, tho this is mostly in regard to anything corpo.
skipped a double rainbow for oguri to get 4th in spring tenno sho
I LOVE BIWA
i never doubted you once cyjewish
>>554614343Uma(global) is a jewge thoughever, goyimWe only worship the hanukkondor here
>>554614343>>554614436>>554614447I will keep asking for my homescreen Christmas tree in these threads until the intern reads my posts and implements it.
>>554614104I mean, that's the ideal activation for all End Closers. Miracle makes little difference at that point.
>>554614156Alright, I signed it. Thank you, surprisingly busty delivery uma... who looks strangely familiar.
>>554614119Yeah, I'm not going to take mine down until at least end of this month! Maybe up until Valentines if I really want to stretch it.>>554614343Japs HATE money. Tale as old as time.>>554614570Same
>>554613836>>554614050marry and impregnate kris s
>>554614156Marriage with Dia!
>>554614156Satono Diamond is NOT a titty monster and she should not be portrayed as such.
theres no good non-ai cafe art to fap to
>>554614447>>554614567I really wasn't fishing for holidayvxmas shit. I just literally mean theyre retarded for not throwing up christmas assets and doing any kind of promotion to get people to spend money. It's not that surprising if you know of Cygames, they succeed very much in spite of themselves i will forever have an axe to grind since it seems theyve abandoned the fantastic GBFR
Is it Dia hours again?
>>554608041I've only really planned up to Symboli Kris S stamina card which is around September because I like late surgers, and she has a "spurt ability specifically for lates but only on long" I'm considering so I don't have to mutate my lates into ends every long CM. But currently, depending on how the Tamamo pulls go, I know I want to save for NY Opera and Haru, partly meta because NY Opera is a good parent with her ult (Pulse but more nuts) and I need some dirt umas if I want some kind of variety for the dirt CM. After that, I'm probably skipping SSR Maru to ensure I have pulls for NTR banner (moreso to get Ayabe guts) and SSR Tachyon.
>>554614705Post proof
>>554613778I still remember the early days of Belno Dark...
Is it just me or is Presents for X worse than win QED? It's so easy for Biwa to get boned during position keep and randomly drop to 5th and have it fizzle, while QED will at least proc if she passes other umas in the final stretch even if she started it from further back. It gets even worse if the room is front-heavy, then she's completely screwed out of Presents from X from the very beginning of the race.
>>554614773That's still so damn fucking weird>Christmas is THE season to make a ton of money, all you have to do is put up funny lights and maybe a tree to get people into the mood>Game does this just fine in the JP version, but it get COMPLETELY ignored in globalEven ignoring any political reasoning, this is just completely retarded in a business sense
>>554612836What, you mean the stickers? The sticker bases on the generator are cleaned up versions of the official uma chat stamps
is kitasan nigger a rapist, or is she safe?
>>554614739Here you go
>>554613839get away from me you fraud your sexy sexy sex voice won't make me roll for you
>>554614823It's always Dia hours.
>>554614343Cygames (California)
>>554614823trainees shouldn't act like this
>>554614823Only if she visits me in my dreams in the next few hours
>>554614773It's just some kind of corporate paralysis I guess. I mean they already have all of the assets made so there's no cost in doing it. It must be that nobody has the level of control/responsibility within their global-branch hierarchy (consisting of 2 interns) to implement it.
>>554614986She's the cucked uma
>>554614952yeah exactly what i mean - if i was at Cy i 100% would've been 'hey nip overlords, if we just extend xmas oguri banner by 2 weeks and throw up some colored lights in the lobby, itll sell 2x as much, maybe throw out some garbage freebies like 1 pull a day'
>>554614447I don't remember anything. >>554614773Intern-kun. Give me us our belated Christmas assets already. We know its not thaaat difficult to do. Oh I see another fan of Re:Link. Fucking loved that game shame they just let it die.>>554614952Have to wonder what the conversations about it are like. It's clearly a decision.
>>554614198it should be tomorrow or the day afterafter that I can only guess they skipped it
>>554614978yeah, the stickers was word slipping my mind, all of a sudden the threads flooded with them, not that i mind.
Career 1:>tried front scarlet, didn't cap speed, lost round 3 to unity cupCareer 2:>cafe, failed jr debut, failed 3% training, first inspiration was nothing, abandoned runcareer 3:>This cafe:>>554608436Career 4:>front scarlet again, got long S! Failed to cap speed, really low skill points too (does she not get a lot somehow?)Career 5:>front top gun, missed wit check for fast learner, didnt get any rainbows until damn near summer, didn't cap speedPretty awesome to spend multiple hours on a game and have NOTHING to show for it, except knowledge that I'm going to get absolutely slaughtered in the CM.You ever feel like a game DOESN'T want you to play it?
DANCHOU WE ARE SAVED20 RUNS IN DA JARLONG LIVE SWEEPY
>>554615168As the other anon mentioned, maybe it's some fucked paralysis, for one reason or another.>>554615229>It's clearly a decision.For all we know it's literally just a few (too powerful) fags at CyGames US willingly fucking shit over, or not giving enough of a fuck (for whatever reason) to change things properly, doing the bare minimum.Really, I should've thought about all of this sooner, instead we all got stuck with the (already terrible) censored to fuck dialogue.
>>554615342You'd better be right.
>>554614947I have both Hayahides but I haven't tested, that sounds terrible. You'd think both releases would have some advantage on current CMs.
>>554614739hahakigi's cafe sloppy
>>554614947FRONT BIWA????
>>554615414Saving some people is impossible. All is well.
were so BACK
>>554615414
>>554615597not a single person has been banned btw
>>554615229ngl, doto looks hella cute in this pic and i suddenly want her for the first time.
Now my danchud will never know
>>554615647no shit>>554615603>>554615535>one post>two instant seething (you)sthe salt is so tasty
>>554615597ban wave soon
WAIT THE OGURI BANNER JUST ENDED?FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFGUCHJCFJKF
>>554612836anon made a sticker generator a couple days ago which is where they're all coming fromhttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>554615751fierce striker
>>554614869Ah the good ol' days if being pinned down by her and forced to cum inside
>>554615751My Cinema wife and her Kino daughter
Will be funny to see every top 100 club suddenly gaining fewer fans than usual once chrono updates tomorrow
i wish i hadn't gone so long without an active clubi tried running my 1* mcqueen to test if the initial friendship was enough to make up for the lower other stats, and of course its the fast learner + long s run
>>554608041Greentext is unsureVBourbonWill spark the remaining 100 on Kita if I have to>Would like ballroom Seiun Sky but can't risk getting Fuji Kiseki>Would like either of wedding Fine / Curren but probably can't affordTachy / Light HelloMaru / Fine Wit>Not sure if I want NY Kita yet>Would like Helios but probably save for Katsuragi Ace + TopRoI think that covers it, there are very few umas I want upcoming and I already have the majority of the available roster so no need to blow 30k on the upcoming banner.
>>554615525>Front E>And even if you do that, Christmas Biwa ult can only proc between second and fourth, never in first. That's also if she properly position keeps up to midrace and it's not oonigger/front stacked. Even though she makes it a struggle, I still love her
>>554611146This is so fucking hard to achieve. So many fucking early races, and Vodka also got a fucking NSM. She is bound to randomly job 1 race, and all your efforts are for naught.
>>554615597>israelOH NO NO NO NO BROOOOOS
>>554615525The funny thing is that you have to be 2nd to 4th to activate it, so unless you're specifically building with a runaway you can still get randomly boned even as a front, not to mention that if you get the lucky pace it doesn't work either.
Is there an umulator for Team Trial mode? I think I trained a better uma, but she might actually be worse.
>>554615647I would guess since they were nice enough to give a warning, its a serious warning. If you keep using, the next CM will likely see a sudden mass banwave days-week right before. I speak from experience - I botted grub for about 6 months and then all of a sudden after a scamcha banner ended in august, 1 week before GW, perma banned/account restricted.
>>554615920what the FUCK are you talking about /pol/tard?
Another 20million fans to eden
>>554615909it's only 1 optional race early + derby, everything else is a goal race, and the only thing you lose for not winning a career race is 1 in all stats (afaik)so might as well go for it if your stats are looking good in fillies i guess
>ban wave announcement comes>my club started rising in rankshmmmm so we were freefalling because 90% of the community just decided to bot?
>>554616020>I speak from experienceFinally... I'll be free!
>>554615971races -> exhibition -> practice
>version 1.20.12What was the 0.0.01 bump for?
>>554615414>its realwe're so back sweepers
>>554616145You can be free right now. Post your account details.
I didn't bot and will never bot.
>>554616310You need to reinstall mumu btw Or at least make a new device
>>554616145that was very much my feeling in grub - especially because i had started the Revans grind. Uma though, if you aren't obsessed with great parents, you can really win CMs with just borrows (i have, 5/7)
>schizofarms sticker gen >people making hapyp meek (me) stickers and theyre all cringe >>554615535wholesome sexo with dictus
>>554616056There is also classic year Takarazuka Kinen. Right before the summer camp. Plus you must run optional Japan Cup in classic year, and it's going to be 3rd race, so you can get randomly fucked with skin condition/mood down.
>>554616335And give your libtard tranny ass the satisfaction? Nah LMAO, you'll NEVER know if I personally was banned or not.
the holidays are finally over
>>554616385I just restarted and it works though
>>554616135i like this one
>Witmaxxing 800 for longWhat the fuck are these requirements?
You guys can't do 70m fans in a single day?>>554616121when competing against bot niggers everyone else falls behindalso if you force them to actually play the game they'll eat a massive amount of shit it's not even funnyHopefully they keep doing it and get perma banned>>554615887Just daily pull during those banners bro
cuddles with indictus footfightinggetting in the shower be right back in real life
>>554616487stop watch to time climax genius as always Flash
>>554616441Nah, you're just a pussy.
>>554616183There's no way to have that track points, or even display the start, target time, or good positioning bonuses.
I love Rice
>>554615671Good job Dober! Good girl1 Erai, erai!
>>554616385You don't tho?>>554616428Would be sad and annoying, but in the long run I'm not sure how much I'd really regret losing my shit. Hell, I probably would've gotten really burnt out months ago if it wasn't for sweep taking over my 3 daily/parent runs.>>554616532holy fuck lmao
>Just play the game norm-- No. Fuck off
>>554616572Grandma Lite..
>>554616703*kicks this childs head off*
Awaken my feet posters
>>554616532I stopped doing paid single after not getting a single 3* or SSR for like 4 months I don't intend to start again.
>>554616532Can bots do 70m in a day though? Maybe it's different with max cards but it doesn't feel like sweept can consistently get 3m fans an hour.
Awaken my ass bros
>YOU HAVE TO BOT THINK OF THE HECKIN CLUB RANK!!hmmmmm nope.
>>554616623Rice is in a hurry! But she thanks you very much!
>>554609720A Thoroughbred foal from a good pedigree can be millions USD. Add some more for entry fees/training, but then said horse has to win a shitton to gain popularity, and because it's a gaijin uma it also has to win enough to capture keiba imagination. So:>millions USD>shitton of luckganbatte-kudasai
>>554616532Im gonna keep bottingIf they ban my ass ill just drop the gameIts really that simple
>>554616572
I just want to see the fall of Eden
>>554616880Beyond 50m you 100% need hachimi speedup
going to bed smellyhorse musk horse musk
>>554616880Whaled account + cheat engine + 60 FPS + bot spamming URA finale>>554616862Should've gone to a priest.
Awaken, my paizuri brothers!
>>554614823Do you have no shame posting this on a weekday??
>>554616880It wouldn't be a OCR bot. Some anon mentioned that the game is just a bunch of HTTP requests so a program could do it way faster without any of the animations or long load screens and pump out runs easily.
>>554616972GO TO THE BATHROOMNOW
Rice got to where she was going! But now she is trapped in a box!
dont know that the HTTP requests would be unencrypted
>>554616859
>>554616960>>554616880Better question: How the fuck do you even keep something like this up for longer than one long burst? There is only so many energy drinks you can have, right?>>554616987The 60 FPS part isn't even relevant if you use Cheat Engine to fuck with the text/event speed.>>554617023OCR can be fast, the issue is if you have a bot competent enough to be fast AND accurate enough. Either way, a lot easier than the HTTP route, not to mention safer. Yes, obviously the disgusting amount of fans per minute are a dead give away, but ya know.
the earth (and dictus feets) shall be inherited by the smelly meek
>>554617065h-hey!not yet!
Hokko dress
>>554617229>fast AND accurateyou're using an emulator anyways so just read the memory directly. That will be faster and more accurate than OCR will ever be.
>>554617273
memory maybe but the packets will be encrypted no?
>>554617382You either need root on a emulator Or be playing on window directly for thatBoth of which is a dead giveaway for cheating
>>554617382That would work too, yeah. Middle way, I suppose.
uh, what?
>>554617581Fat ass
>>554617450I don't play enough mobile games to know this, do live service games actually care about you playing on a rooted device?
>>554617514based>>554617581Amusement parks are like a box of potatoes, you never know what to expect.
>>554617450proof? substantiate your claims
>>554617514>MY FACE NO ƎꓛⱯ
If only Miss Cloudy had Long S... ahhh i hate distance apt soooo much. Its probably the biggest thing that makes me want to quit. Thinking Miss Cloudy will probably perform the best though still
do you have an ounce of proof to back up your claims?
>>554616910I'll do my best!Name suggestions?
>>554617581Potatoes increase your sex drive and make your butt bigger
CLAIMUPBACK
love instill!
Back up your bogus claim, you will! *giggles*
Donk
Fuck off Yoda
>>554617946boioiiooioing!oh hi rice shower SEXO
>>554617250Did you MLB her guts card? Also you're starting to sell me on Meek
If they end up changing something that breaks parent/support card DBs I will personally rape every single botnigger and their family.>>554617450>You either need root on a emulatorJust attach cheat engine/whatever to bluestacks>Or be playing on window directly for thatwon't know because emulators just tell the game they are fullscreen
>>554617450>>554617229reminder there are no updoots on this websiteyou dont have to lie and pretend to be what youre not for attention for updoots
>>554618060ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
>>554618108reminder there are no updoots on this websiteyou dont have to shit talk and pretend to be what youre not for attention for updoots
>>554618114pokke...ningen...?
speaking of zenno rob roy, I drank 2L of milk today. SKIMMED milk
>>554617770ShiroyamaWhite ThunderBlack SilenceFlitting Thought
>>554616576
>>554616972>there are anons who don't shower before bedI'll never understand the morning shower people. Constantly dirtying your sheets with the accumulated sweat of the day, and just rolling around in filth as you sleep? Why would you not just shower in the evening so you're not taking grime into your bed?It's like the personal hygiene equivalent of wearing shoes inside your house.
For me? Confusion.
>>554618235>I drank 2L of milk today.w-why...........
>>554618315you're going to sweat hard sleeping anyway. And a morning shower is refreshing unless you're doing it twice a day anyway.
>>554618235What is the purpose of doing that?
>>554618315I said SMELLY because I drank a bunch of water jerked off under the covers for 2 hrs and got all sweaty so its too far gone from what you are saying already
>>554618315oh boy its THIS off topic autist againsorry but I prefer to be FRESH and WASHED in the morning, especially useful in the deep summer when you're BOUND to sweat at least a little bit, which will especially show on hair>stop being fat haha lolololnice argument redditor, you sound SALTY and ANGRY
>>554618235>skimbaka the President said drink whole or you're a faggot
>>554617770Non Plus Ultra or Non-chan for short.
>>554618389milk truck mare daiwa... I need her milk...
your favorite uma oiled up and twerking
>>554618235
>>554618354Why?
>>554618564Halo wouldn't do that undignified nonsense
>>554608436I'll raise you>3 speed 2 wit, essentially an entire speed deck>didn't cap speed, speed was also somehow shit with 2 wit>WASTED TURF LONG SGenuinely want to just nuke my account and never play again, I've NEVER seen turf/long S
>>554618235Did you mean to type semi-skimmed?
>>554618315What if i don't leave my room all day every day?
>>554618564only Tachyon would disgrace herself like a common whoore
>>554618389>>554618546
>>554618564Oguri would win the Arima Kinen of oiled up twerking competitions
uma club practise races done, gn
>>554618235Awesome. I drank un-pasteurized milk yesterday and today and feel fine, despite being lactose intolerant.
>>554618235>Skim milk is defined as milk with nearly all of its fat removed, resulting in a flavor that is typically flat, clean, and sweet when reconstituted, resembling that of fresh skim milk. You filthy, DISGUSTING creature.
e....eh?
>>554618651depending on your skills+position that may still function as an ace. don't let retarded ass career score fool you, especially on long
>>554618571Holy shit blast from the past>>554618603I love how dumb she looks. The head empty umas like her and Meek are unbelievably hot.
All I've learned from the past few days that people who play non speed growth umas constantly seem miserable
I see meek avatarfaggot blogposter became a new thread celebrity
>>554618708sexo milk truck! daiwa unique racewear flop the titties into my mouth!
Good enough or keep mining?
>>554618794I assure you, that maya will not beat any oguri cap
>>554618884Good enough
>>554618804All my favorites have guts growth and it does admittedly piss me the fuck off.
>>554618564Digitan would never.
Either winning a duel is busted, or Suzuka's unique is actually strong.
>Skimmed Milk tends to contain around 0.1% to 0.3% fat.Jesus H fucking Christ. I can barely stand 1.5%, much fucking less 0.5% or below, which makes me want to puke. 3.5% is pretty much the bare minimum for taste reasons
>>554618804its because capped spd is always a req. You can make up for lack of stam/pwr and even wit a bit with skills
>>554618795thats bourbonher senior year new years animation is crazy erotic
>>554618747RIP
>>554618884what exactly is your goal
>>554618804Can confirm. Every time I play with an uma with 0% speed growth and get bad RNG, I immediately viscerally yell out NIGGER GAME
didnt say it tasted good
>>554618806I'd like him if he wasn't yet another foot fag. We don't have any ass anons
>>554618983wtf is this lobby unruffled proc even lmao
>i drank 2L of SHIT, fully aware it tastes shit
>>554618919if end, it could when there are fronts, especially mediocre or sloptuber built xogs
>>554618804yeah turns out having gain bonuses for the stat you non-negotiably need a fuckton of is a pretty big deal
uma shoes are so unbelievably erotici've never seen anime girls with as erotic footwear as in uma
>>554618983red shift procced way too early
>>554619096dictus is the foot fetitsh horse though
>>554619136>end B>bourbon cardcmon man you know what she is
>>554619050Are you me?
I personally prefer the taste of skim milk to regular milk
>>554618983Let's not overlook the amazing timing on Unrestrained there.
>>554619173Nice Nature's massive boots probably smell like heaven
>>554619330SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFperoperoperoperopero
>>554618804Try playing ones that don't have speed OR stam growth rates. Now THAT is hell on earth.
>>554619189mb, kinda ignored bourb. 2bh id never try maya front - her biggest strength is ez spurt. you'd need a real good rabbit to outpce a good xog. Mine can actually fire enough skills to even get a&s sometimes
>>554618114HER EARS
>>554619020High turf sparks for next CM
I DID IT. I SKIPPED THE RETARD NUMBER!
>>554619213
>Training my second Spechud with the intent of replacing my long late surger>Speed is kind of meh, but acceptable; falls way short on stam>Replace the medium surger insteadSometimes things just kind of work out.
>7 sleep depriveds during a parent runHow is this shit not rigged?
>>554619462I have a maruzensky that I managed to make strong, so I'm trying to get her another front partner but mcqueen was not going well
Im sick of all the good and angelic umas who will act like all goodie two shoes for most of the time only to instantly turn in and rape you as soon as you let your guard down! Post bad and devilish umas who would never rape me!
Hakurakubros what is the play here Do we just delete the .DLLs?I want the race analysis at least but it shouldn't be detectable no?
>>554619538WOAH
>>554619834>but it shouldn't be detectable no?hehe...
>>554619175>red shift procced way too earlyanon, you know that move goes off in a set location right? 0 rng
>>554619827Whore
>>554619010>have to resort to artistic liberties to make her not ugly
>>554611568homewrecker
Oh this shit is FINALLY coming out tomorrowQuestion is - is this worth using for fronts compared to king/sweep?Stat wise she isn't anything crazy, but her hint pool are all front moves...
>>554620041silence pedo faggot no one cares for your garbage opinions
spark passes... doko...
>>554619794I just got 3 well-resteds in a row. Sorry bro
>>554620056NTA but Another question: Is she worth using over 1LB Suzuka SSR?
Are you still having fun?
>>554620041>trying to insult one of the most beautiful umas with her coat chaser
>>554620197Depends on CyJew and if they decide to crack down on the harmless botter or not.
>>554619538Banana milk comes from koala bears???
>>554620041I'll put you back in the armpit
>anons losing their shit over not capping speed>meanwhile people are doing it with 0 speed cards on umas without speed growths
>>554618235you drank milk-flavored wateri drank chocolate flavored milk
>>554620247
>>554620395we pretending wit doesn't give speed
>>554620395You're so right. Why didn't I think of that? I'll just crank out an 18k rating uma right now.
>>554620181>>554620056What even is this? A welfare?
if 6 umas have stamina siphon would they kill a runaway suzuka or is the stamina drain not stackable?
>>554620440a whopping 10 for a double rainbow
>>554620395And I have ZERO idea how you'd get anywhere close to something like it. Sure, Wit gives speed, but it isn't exactly a disgusting amount of it.
>>554620235maybe only on a specific angle
>>554620395but she has speed growth
>>554620476Yes. Next story card. Previous one was Narita Brian. Releases in less than 48 hours.
>>554620181I'd say so, because having that slight bit of hint frequency gacha Suzie unfortunately has that locked to her passive, limit breaking never increases it for her and the hint levels are good because buying skills as a front is a premium and you want discounts where you can. Trading fan bonus for a speed bonus and training effectiveness is also worth it.
>>554620395>3 meta SSR witwonder why
>>554620490It’s stackable, but it’s multiplicative.
>>554620476yes, comes out tomorrow with her story chapter, it's a front card:
>>554619936pic related
>>554620395>meanwhile people are doing it with 0 speed cards on umas without speed growthsRetard
>>554620715>pic related>no pic
The horse uniform is unironically the pinnacle of school uniform design. The design as a whole is super cute and the colors in it are literally perfect.
>>554620490siphon only hits the 5 in front, so its practically impossible for them to actually hit a runaway
>>554620490That's equivalent to 2 Murmurs, which would kill anyone. But good luck getting 6x on Siphon because it only hits 5 in front, and you have to be 5th or back to proc it.
>>554620557>>554620634Strong skill pool, but it is just so, so underwhelming stat wise even as a tertiary speed card.
>>554620565I am instead wondering about sex with FineMo
akebono doesnt have speed growth but it seems so easy to cap speed with her i've noticed she has retarded amount of free speed events
Why do trainees need giant breasts?
>>554615414oh wtf i just had this fixed toodidn't realize other people had the same problemi literally just logged in for the first time in over a day and saw the ban announcements
>>554620923Because Biko is a fucking gremlin
>>554620956why that cunt so fucking autistic and racist?
It takes 4 unity trainings to fill a unity gauge into a blue balla spirit burst is worth 15+7=22 statstherefore every unity training should be viewed like +5 stats for every ball you make progress on.this quantification may help some of you autists understand the value of filling balls vs doing other trainings that have more front facing stats on them.
aieeeeee i flatlined for two days straight and tamamo is coming out tomorrow
>>554620985to seduce innocent torenas into marriage
>>554620985They don't
>>554621132Stay Gold looks like she was designed by Toby Fox and that upsets me for some reason
>>554620985to seduce (straight) torena-san's into marriage
Mejiro Palmer is a stupid character and just copies Helios
>>554621016She is speed.Nyan.
>>554620540you just wanted bancho pics, sneaky lil stalker.
>>554621028I thought she was coming on the 22nd?
innocent trainers get raped every day remember if you see something say something together we can end trainer rape in school grounds
>>554620056>is this worth using for fronts compared to king/sweep?Over Sweep? No, she's superior stat wise AND the +1SP is fucking huge. Over King? Yes.
>>554621220bet you know all about copying other people to compensate for your lack of personality
>>554621196I think you've lost it.
>>554617946My wife looks like this.
>>554621027That's a decent way to quantify it. There's still some confounding factors, such as unity training/bombs taking more energy, and that you want to spread your unity training amongst different members early.
i genuinely have no idea why people constantly downplay king, I use her over sweep sometimessuch a big power difference, having max rank firm conditions /corner recovery every run has you end up with net more skill points anyway
>>554620871id place it same as eisen. Same as vk if you don't need power
wait we're actually climbing upand I didn't farm shit todayClankers are actually afraid
>>554621308 (me)>>554620056Actually. If you're going to milk that card for hints and actively prune then it's worth considering over Sweep.
>>554621279Or as I call it, Tomorrow.
>>554621392I don't like cards with no race bonus
>>554618804It's definitely not easy, but I feel like it's made me better at the game since I've learned not to lean on growths too hard by default>>554619458Yeah, imagine playing an uma with only Guts and Wit growth
>>554621274
>>554621016Isn't she great?
>>554621516Wait why did the link go awayhttps://youtu.be/yEGwrO9rYyI?t=2343
>>554621392I used to, until I maxed Sweep. Having more race bonus feels niceNow I tailor the 2nd speed card for what ace I'm building. Narita Brian for Pace, Sweep for End, Eishin for Late, Windy for Mile.
>>554621687>Santa without his glasses.png
>>554619458stamina growth rate is nearly worthless right now since inheritance and riko cover everything except the longest distances.
so close getting the 16000 score damn
I will buy an ad for Seiun Sky
>>554622046
It's crazy that Ticket has 3SSRs and they're all garbage for different reasons
>every uma with high scores are witstacking>wit helps with positioning, skill procs>wit in career helps with recovery and somehow also good at increasing speed, good enough to cap speed with it>decks are now 3+ wituma musume truly is a witgame
>>554621460RIP
>>554621494>race bonusWhat does this actually do? I only ever see my stats after a race go up by 3-7 at most after a race, if it changes that it means 1 extra point at most in each stat. But obviously I don’t know what it really does or why you want it.>inb4 its good for MANTYes but why
>>554622086She’s so pretty
>>554622086I think you're just good at making excuses.
>>554622098>>decks are now 3+ witAlways has been. You can reach stam goals for races <3000m just with sparks and some bursts.
i thought bourbon having spring tenno sho would be a curse for farming sprint parents, but i can actually just have her crash directly into it and die to get the sparks faster
>>554622094if only her power card didn't slurp up 30 ENERGY, I'd actually use her
>>554621392i was heavy king for a long time, but the 0 race just hurts the brain when you get to end and think 'dang, could've had +15-20 to all my stats'
>>554622283i dont think people were running 3wit pre nice nature/currenmaybe im out of the loop
>>554622410>i dont think people were running 3wit pre nice nature/currenHoly discord tourist
>>554609890Well, CM time and all my runs went awful. NO IDEA HOW but this maru is the only character of mine who wins any CM rooms at about a 30% winrate which I think is okay for CM rooms, none of my other umas have ever wonNot pictured: my like 10 attempts at end closer rudolph/brian that all went terriblewhich two are joining her my journey to 3rd place?
>>554621513
Tama...
>>554622454Are you joining rooms with great mood?
>>554622204The stats are nice but skill points are the thing that matters with RB IMO
>>554622502I think a huge majority of rooms are great mood yeah, I'd assume she might crash out pretty hard with an awful mood
We should start making all rooms awful mood
>>554622553Think the mood varies from poor to great, never hits awful
>>554622204In MANT you do nothing but race so you want a high race bonus so your stats go up more.
>>554622539NOOOO
>>554622098always has been
>>554622462>still larping as an "alpha wolf"the absolute state of Brian
>>554622204RB affects goal, race and hidden events' rewards.
hello, what is the next meta SP card?
>>554622479nyo...
How is Tama still poor isnt being the best in Japan well paying? All those G1 won??
>>554622410I didn't run 3wit for a while because all of wit cards were like 1LB or 2LB
>>554622908Tachyon
How much stam does an End Closer need for CM8 to ignore stam skills
>reach year 3 april>no long s>all stats sub 500>no spurtYeah fuck this imma dropping this run good thing we have 5 borrows or this would hurt
>>5546231031050-1.1k should be good
>>554623018She isn't really poor anymore but she still has the poorfag habits ingrained in her
why did nobody tell me bitey was lugging around all that?! worth the nibble risk imo
>>554623336same hip size as hishi akebono
Tamano coming today or tomorrow?
>>554623336Her hip to waist ratio is canonically insane and her bust is impressive too given her height. I want to marry the bitey barbarian
>>554623336you just gotta deal with the biting and the stank (she stinks like dirt and sweat)
So where are the bans
>>554623540in 24 + 22 - 6 hours, do the math yourself
>>554623587nnnnnnnnnnever you seething loser
Slop anon please generate Shinko content
>>554623554DIRT UMAS LOVE BIG TORENA COCKS IN THEIR ASSES
>>554623540idk
Piece of shit game
>>554623787looks like a (you) problem, third world pc haverthe game never once crashed for me, much less freeze the fuck up
>>554623787Shouldn't have used bots
>>554623494My uma files put her near the top of hip sizes, tied for seventh.Also Jan 21 is Symboli Kris S' birthday.
>>554623739
>>554623802that's not what she says
>>554607806Actually, it would be more of a "squirt" in your case, Cross-kun.
>>554623787it was the program seething at the fact it couldnt make you fail training so it crashed instead
it's not well known in this general but Shinko Windy is a nanoda umamusume
>>554623865I'm imagining toreina plopping her from behind
>>554623880I'm gonna spurt on Tazuna's ass
Finally cheesed my first S rank. Feels a bit dirty but the constant triple rainbows were real fun (no penta rainb0w sadly).
RELEASE ME
>>554623865I thought she was being a bad kid riding around in a shopping cart for the longest
>>554623938jesus christ my DICK
>>554624015
>>554623867stop playing it on mute then
imagine the smell
>>554623938Is that bad?
>>554615414What the fuck I just spent 3 hours migrating everything to google play games
>>554623863release the uma files
>>554624087lmao retard. buncha fags panic changed over cuz the game didnt start for a few second, which is NOTHING new for emulation, games can break on random updates.
>onsen tix>during Mejiro Ryan runnice
>>554624087not bad to have options
>>554624083it means she says nanoda at the end of her sentences
>>554624015If 7 you will be sent to Group B finals
>>554624080A heavy pelt building up sweat in her underarms, crotch, and feet? I need her
>>554624000
>>554623863do a ratio, hips / waistalso bust / heightor both, bust * hips / (waist * height)
>>554624151Samson Big was last seen on this island
>>554624000>S rank while having a C+, B and D+ statWhat the fuck? I get that Unity heavily values Wit, but what the fuck? When I finally managed to get my very first S it was xOgu with a S x S x S stat line, and even that was barely.
>>554623863is this the epsatono files?
>>554624193Is that bad?!
>>554624430goldskills matter a lot too
@umagrok paint X5's Falcon Armor with Falco color palette
>>554624517it's cute and good, stop yelling here
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>>554624430Skills weren't anything that special. I was shocked it was an S as well.
why are you guys on emulator instead of steam is it really just botting?
>>554623938i swear to god she sounds like Racoon from kemono friends
>first run of air grooves career>hear her voice>boneroh no
>>554624701steam version is unironically so much slower than emulator/mobile because of le CONNECTING time
>>554624701emulator runs the game better
>>554608041Yeah I feel you. Last banner pull was Rice/Rico, haven't ever seriously pulled for umas yet and luckily got spooked by Seiun, Smart Falcon, and Christmas Oguri from tickets, so I've committed myself to running mainly Fronts/Pace since my only standard 3 stars are McQueen and regular Oguri. I've been trying to plan longterm on a F2P budget, couldn't fit it all in the screenshot but I've got banners planned all the way to Anime Oguri cap just because I want to be sure I never am caught out without carrats for the banners I want. It sucks cause there's support cards I can't really miss out on, but I realized that if I planned just to nab cards I'm going to miss out on new umas and will inevitably burn out by only using the small roster I got right now, so had to throw in a couple that I've got an interest in so that I'm not all in on one or the other, and that at the very least I'm pulling on banners every few months and not taking a half year hiatus from pulls because gacha is ultimately half the gameplay. Also decided to expand from Front Runners to Pace Chasers since a lot of umas can run that style but it's put a bit of strain on the timeline. It's a struggle for sure but at least with all this foresight we know what's coming and can try to balance our pulls accordingly.
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>>554623865man slop programs are so bad with anime styles still, they do so well with "3d" video game models or real peopleit can't anime windy barking without the FPS dropping and it looking way off, yet it can animate a woman with P cup breasts walking up to (You) and reaching behind (You) looking for something "accidentally" smothering you with her breasts. THAT specific! But it can still only barely handle windy barking!
>>554624573S+ doesn't seem that hard to get, yet it's crazy that even though I'm always getting statlines like these I've never reached S rank...
>>554624701android actually runs faster for some reasonI guess if you don't want to risk ban and are on windows and want a better experience in a sketchy way then emulating the android version is legitI'm not kidding, the android version is so much faster while skipping, almost like h****mi at 10x skipping speed
>>554624832>>554624820WHAT THE HECK!?guess i'll try this when i got the time
>>554624701the fact the game runs better on my old as shit phone its why people use emulators instead and cygames somehow managed to make the PC UI extremely shit everything flows seamlessly in mobile
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why is 5x wit a thingdo you like keep hitting wit even at max energy? What do you actually SPEND your energy on?
Urara's trainer will die single...
>>554625132blue bombs on other facilities
>>554624915I generated that video on my own computer, which I assure you will encounter an out-of-memory error and fail if I try to make anything nicer, or longer, or higher-resolution. I also did it without intelligently choosing a training model or whatever they call it, because I didn't know what I was doing, so maybe the one I used was poorly adapted for the style. These are probably greater factors than the fact that it's anime. I dunno though.
>>554625132White bubbles on power. 5 is egregious, though. 4 and even 3 are fine if you have a bonus there.
>>554625008Thanks!The bust:height correctly predicts all of the shortstacks, but that hips:waist feels so wrongWTF do you mean Vivlos and Bourbon are top 3?
W-wait, WE NEED SPEED PARENTS!?
>got S long and S turf>got zero rainbows after summer>end the run with 1140 speedI hate this game
>>554624921lots of skillsextra racing is actually mandatory to get enough skillpointspic related my deck18* power sparks and some URA here and there
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is front pasa a thing in the next CM?Since her unique is apparently god tier
fuck. goodbye /uma/
