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I love Cephadromes
I love Ghouls
beautifel ghouls
Play Monster Hunter NOW!
>>554660260>>554660374ghouls und huntresses
/mhg/ - Monster Hunter Ghoul
Killscreens!
What's the most fun ranged weapon for solo play in world? I just got to iceborn and I want to mix things up but I feel that it will make fights take too long if I'm playing them solo.
>>554668089Bow is the only remotely fun ranged weapon in World but it's arguably the weakest
bowsisters, this is pretty cool
I love huntresses
>>554667854is that wilds? i haven't played it yet but did they finally add a breast slider?
is this a good version?
i will play wilds g-rank if they put magnet dragon in it (they wouldnt in a million years)
Sex with Mizutsune
I had to end subquest on GR red khezu and rathian on 10 seconds left and the rathian was limping because I only brought 2 tranq bombs and used them on the khezu.
huntress boobie
>Charges up hammer>Level 2>Clean shot lined up for monster head>Moster looks away>I whiff>My Palico saw...>My Seikret saw...
>>WARNING<<ghouls>>WARNING<<
>>554669604
>>554670228Real mizus have cocks.
why are 90% of the monsters in world just big lizards or reskinned wyverns?does this series not have variety?
*takes a giant, wet wilds on the thread*
where are the ghoulsies?
>>554669609If you're timing out on Khezu and Rathian you're never gonna beat G rank. What's your current gear?>>554670394World had engine limitations or something so they couldn't get non-wyverns to work. Even almost every elder dragon in that game is just the Kushala skeleton
>>554670394I like killing big elemental dinosaurs.
>>554670817>World had engine limitations or something so they couldn't get non-wyverns to work. Even almost every elder dragon in that game is just the Kushala skeletonHahahahaha. Wait you're serious?
>>554668910you look like a ghoul that loves to make gay love to people and your hunting skills sucks better to buy a gun and shoot yourself
>>554669440The best.
>>554670740I'm ghouling
>>554671023I wish femboy bussy was in my future. I need to get laid.
>>554670972I don't know if they tried to implement spiders or crabs at all but the history of capcom being unable to make Lagiacrus work is pretty well known. The only non elder, non wyvern monster in World is Rajang
>mhg
>he isn't a soles hunter
>>554670817>What's your current gear?Ukanlos gs, GR set, full sheath control and 550deffighting them both at once is awful, I didn't bring dung bombs.
>he is a huntress (type 1) in the american continent
Better to be american than someone from india or sub sahara. one mush us enough think about living in a place where every person you meet is a different flavor of mush
>>554671650Right but GS should be more than enough to get that quest done. Dung bombs in G rank help a lot so I always bring them, also do you have crit draw? Sheath control doesn't give you that.
focus mode bad
>>554669604>>554671339These two posters makes the heart of an old ghoul like me warmer.
Never ever in tokudas vision
MH1GoyFreeDOMMHDullFUNiteMHTryPeak the ThirdMH For UranusGodneration Ultimate LowborneRimitBREAK MHWilted
>>554670327i don't know how to search femboys in 日本語
Rise Sunbreak combat is too confusing and complicated. I'm not having fun here so I'm going back to 3U. Thanks for asking.
>>554673706love d-art
>>554667937
Monster Hunter Gentrification: Ultimate
Why do they keep releasing banger soundtracks for these one off Arena quests and never use these songs anywhere else?
>>554676429ost volume 2 $74.99 USD Dollars
Give me forbidden lance knowledge. I want to become even stronger.
poke 3 timesnow fuck off
I have never hunted with /mhg/.
>>554677221There's gotta be more to it! What are you hiding from me, anon!?
haha omg guys look at this funny epic ritualpost im such a 4channer! gonna screencap this for /r/4chan later LOL!
FUCKING AAARRRGGGHHH
>>554677485I found this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQkiPXELtIM
>>554677647uhoh watch out guys we have an epic oldfag over here!!!!!!! look out!!!! hes crazy!!!!
>>554675223is that rise? did i miss gore being in the game or is that a mod?
Anybody in here play any hunter clones like god eater and freedom wars? Is there a /mhg/ tier list on the clones?
>>554677485NTA but poke 3 times on the angled poke then enter the guard stance. Let go as an attack is about to hit you and you'll do the high damage counter that has 2 hits. This makes Lance suck in multi-player though cause your damage is really dependent on the monsters attention. Practice on Fat Tuna.
>>554677898I've only played God Eater and imo 2>1>3
>>554677927I thought you were Number Dragon for a second but he doesn't play Wilds. Think you might have schizophrenia bro
>>554677771Gore, Chaotic Gore and Shaggy were all in Sunbreak
>>554669440Tri cover art is peak
>>554678460Pretty sure he's trolling as you'd need to have brain damage to think that image's from Rise
>>554677898Anighoul
wife dumpy
n
>>554677898Beautiful 2d mens
wife this wife that wife for everyonewife wife wife hahahaha how are you husband pls come home i miss you and little one miss you too ok much love take care on your way home i love youoh and don't forget to buy me napkins with wings
>>554681532Are you AI?
>>554681040>>554681225we love god eater tranime girls in this general doe :(
>>554681635why aren't you preordering code vein 2 then
yo wer da ghouls at dayum i need dem ghouls ya hear me imma make love to ghouls all nyt long yo daaaaayum gun be da necromancer n shiz yo
>>554681739Because I'm ghouling nioh 3
>>554681739who said I didnt? and this >>554681905
i really dislike most anime aesthetics because it's always the sane soulless shit you see in games like Code Vein. It just looks so flat and unappealing. The designs are always visual diarrhea as well. Why yes here's a guy with a jacket with 10 buckles and pointy shoulder pads that serve no purpose.
code ghoul 2 and beautifuel mens 3 will kill wilds
>>554681635Proovese you have an anighoul?>>554681905Nioh 3 won't be releasing until Feb 6 and it will not have a character creator so no ghoul 4 u
>>554677898The only one I played was Wild Hearts. It was alright but the PC port's atrocious so you need a pretty beefy machine to run it.
>>554682603Both won't be able to hold a candle to Crimson Ghoul in March and Ghoulmata in April.
Is there a point to the ghoul spamming? It's gotten to the point where random words are replaced with it, like a really bad AI program.
>>554682306hairy and fangy ghoul berry butipul man
>>554682612nioh 3 literally has a character creator though, so we'll have many beautiful ghoules, and I like anime but I never liked the 3d face models of code vein.
Is there a beautiful to the ghoul man? It's ghoul to the beautiful where man ghoul are ghouled with it, like a beautiful man ghouls mens.
>>554682612is this GE2 or GER
>>554683356Really? I thought we'll have another Wirriam. His story is better than 2's protag desu
>>554682650wild hearts is better than any MH game I played but the performance is so shit and the game lacks content overall. i really wish it would have got more updates or an expansion to try to fix the game.
>>554683582Resurrection but I have all 3. I haven't really taken the game seriously yet.
>>554683585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96M_OPddNE0yu wirr enjoy your mute protag
>>554681626no it is me husband why would you call me ai? that is hurtful husband little ghoulette is crying now asking what is happening to papa ghoul.
monster hunter?
Anyone want to kinda just... hurt Alma?I don't want to kill her, but hurting her a bit seems really enticing.
Wild Farts has better character creation than any monhun game. I was able to make an oni even with horns.
>>554684110okay but it looks like shit and there aren't and cute or lewd outfitsgood for one playthrough and that's all
>>554683914Gaaaaaay. Nioh Ghoooouls
>>554683706I wouldn't go as far as saying it was better than monhun, but the crafting mechanics were way more fun than I was expecting. They made it fun and interesting to traverse the maps, monhun could've learned a thing or two instead of just shoving bird ubers that auto drive us to the monsters.
>>554684110Now this is a ghoul. I almost barfed and vomited. It's the ghoulest of ghouls.
>>554684110Did you intentionally make your character look like an albino rat?
>>554684504can't wait!! If it's dogshit like wilds I kms
There is a sickness here... I leave for a few months and now everyone is talking about ghouls. I knew you guys weren't ready to be left alone yet... 100 posts and no one is asking for lumus. You've changed man...
>>554684110Beautifur men (|:B
>>554684596i like the karakuri crafting mid combat along with dynamic base building on the maps. it really felt like a real monster hunter 2.0 experience with its gimmicks actually being impactful and fun to engage in. claw blade is my favorite weapon from any hunter game, i loved hooking to enemies and flying around them. >>554684843Yes, I make the same character in every katana engine game I can because they all have the same character creator. This is what I made in rise of the ronin and will make in nioh 3 as well probably.
>>554683585I think with the dlcs I ended up like nioh 2’s story more. But it is really incomplete without them.
Is there a way I can get Alma to stop telling me to make a loadout? I don't care.
>>554684931I just want to play Tonfas again. Nioh is sooooo goooooood
>>554677320Alright you're getting filtered
>>554684110Best MH clone
I tried to make my oc donut steel in world as well but the characters come off as really goofy in capcoms character creator and the pale skin is actually pretty limited. tons of shades of browns and blacks but no real albino allowed.
>>554684110Weapon movesets were all bad/too small/too simplistic. Its like every weapon was pre worlds GS kinda thing. Traversal and permanent buildings and mid combat crafting is kino though.l
>>554685080Kek. I just use the william preset on every TN game. Same with Wild Sharts.
>>554685080Same for each game? Surprised you even remember to recreate them. I tested Wo Long and just ended up doing a new face. Ghouls should be from the heart.>>554685136I never got the dlcs for 2 sadly I heard there's a lot of really good new weapons.
>>554685835the dlcs together made the game pretty much twice as good imo, it's crazy how much they improved things by the end.
>>554685835i don't do exact 1:1 face but i tend to go for same hair / makeup and color schemes. It was pretty funny in rise of the ronin since you have to make your sibling as well so I ended up making another onimouto.
>gets ignored>proceeds to post the same image againyou can't make this shit up.
>>554686317That twin shit from ronin was so under utilized. Big shame.I didn't realize how much I loved the Bakumatsu period until the game came out though. It mogs everything else from japan's history to me.
>>554686193my wife
>>554686170Is it even worth it with Nioh 3 around the corner? I didn't bother with it cause I came late to Nioh 2 and I just blitzed through Nioh 1's dlc so I assumed it was the same case for 2.>>554686317Twins lol. One day I'll get through Wo Long and Rise of the Ronin. Now that ylu mention it thinking about them the character creator for Koei games really are similar.
>>554686493It really is just the same few people playing this game and spamming their huntards.
>>554687003It's just images of the game bro why do you have to be so upset.
>>554686809With nioh 3 soon, I'm not really sure. If it's anything like the last few games though, I'd probably just wait for nioh 3 dlcs to be out anyway. The middle dlcs tend to be really awkward balance/progression/gear wise. And in that case, playing through nioh 2's dlc would make for a good way to pass the time.
>>554686594it's such a great era but rise of the ronin really bastardized the history. i'm not sure why they went super autistic on adding so many historical figures but then piss on it all by ignoring actual history and creating such a lazy kumbaya ending where they avoid the entire war to begin with. i was expected some real drama with the shinsengumi to see them die one by one as the story progresses. KT did a pretty emotionally impactful story with Sanada Yukimura and Chacha in Nioh within 2 dlcs and it was way more memorable than anything done in rise.still a fun game but the theming was pretty messed up.
>>554686193my ghoul
>>554687379>DLC nevermad
>>554686193hate her ghoulish in game look but people tend to draw her quite cutely
>>554687379I guess it was more of a fantasy setting where the characters were the star of the show and not so much the ultimate ending of it.I know it's not accurate to a T but I feel like it was a good approach trying to portray both sides as being somewhat sensible.
>>554688058the ghoultistic of ghouls. eyes so ghouls i want to punch her in the face so hard
I got all 3 steam monhun games during the sale and have been trying to get through them. I just got to iceborn in world, how much longer do I have if I just want to finish the story? I'm honestly not a huge fan of world and would like to get to rise next to see if it's a game worth grinding in. I can delay wilds for a bit until the expansion is out i guess but i intend to play it after I finish rise regardless if its updated or not.i also have the stories games too but i guess i wonder bother playing them until i finish the mainline games unless theres LORE reasons why i should play them in order or not.
husband why are you spending time with ghouls instead of wife?
>>554688058Imagine cumming inside those gloves
You are obsessed with ghouls.
petition to never hunt with /mhg/
>>554688058I really hate how Sunbreak went full redditor "IM LE GREMLIN XDDDD" with her. >"HAHA BRO DO YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE GOING OUTSIDE?!!">OMG SHES JUST LIKE ME FRFR
i am ghoulsthe ghouler of ghouls>>554688548signed by ghouls
>>554688601trying too hard lil bro
>>554688548I never have and never will. /v/ told me to try it and I asked what their average single and dual 9 star times were. After he told me their average times I 100% will not bother.
>>554688601Hahaha you are soooo right and sooo funny, anon.Wanna hunt sometime?
odds: wildsevens: worlddubs: mhnow
>>554688862Sure bro just name the game and time. Just be aware of time zones.
>>554688058she's so perfect
>>554688945welcome fellow ghoul
>>554689147thanks
>>554678714i played rice till 2nd rampage and gave up
>>554689294basednever play games if they stop respecting youi stopped playing world in the intro when I had to walk with the handler for 5 minutes before playing the game
>>554689042Chess.comRight now
>>554688058she's so ghoul
>>554689694cower before mehttps://link.chess.com/play/c5QR1H
Meeting someone in a 4U lobby who isn't a leetGS, shitter, a hax user and adding them outside of the game feels so good. I hope this guy likes guild quests...
>>554690418i'd play if you fags ditched pretendo and played normally again
>>554677898>Anybody in here play any hunter clones like god eater and freedom wars?Yeah.>Is there a /mhg/ tier list on the clones?That's gay.
>>554689694>>554690320I have no idea how to play Chess so I'm ducking. I am both cowering a kneeling before you.
>>554690556Wdym normally? The servers are dead. On the fake-local Citra/Azahar rooms? If you have a 3DS you can access Pretendo with Azahar.
>>554690320It says I can't accept.
>>554690320Also no blitz. I'm working so let's do regular 10 mins
>>554690915>>554691089for me I get an invite and then you make no move and it times out. can you invite me to a game? search by player name maybe?
>>554690320>>554691201link.chess.com/play/4xhwEpGet ready to be GHOULED
>>554687270ok Ariel/Aiteann/Frost/Semeru/Frost/Frost
>>554690556>meet up with people from a 4chan video game general board in real lifeI don't know what would kill me first, the stench or the ensuing mental illness.
Good job. Well deserved win, Anon.
>>554690910They're dead as in shut down, not dead as in GU's servers which are just largely inactive.
>MHWilds flopped so bad you got motherfuckers replaying Tri, Rise and MHGU en MASSE
>>554691915nta but pretendo works fine and is pretty active for the most part.
>>554690910They are not dead though, just inactive.Azahar is a dogshit emulator
we always retvrn to GU
>rise>en masse
en garde
>>554692489Nintendo's servers on the 3DS are dead dead. Citra/Azahar rooms are unpopulated.
>YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR WII U FILES TO PLAY ONLINE ON A PIRATED SERVERGo fuck yourself you dumb rats
Guys that play Rise give me the icksimple as
>>554692294>Tri>en masseNigger there are barely 30 people in the online hub. No one playing that dogshit game except groomers.
>>554692391yeah but only pedophiles use that
>>554692391Reading ComprehensionDoez yoo haz it?
>>554692771rise supports trans folks and rights doe albeit
>>554692771this but world, mh1 and dos
>>554692489>Azahar is a dogshit emulatorelaborate? I use it every couple of days on my fake 3ds, plays 4u and 3u with 3x res perfectly fine.
>>554692823>>554692826What's up with Tri players being known pedophiles?
>>554692997Try adding in mods and it immediately shits the bad. Citra PabloMK is way better and doesn't have any issues.
>>554693008Long story short, final fantasy 14 before ff14.
>>554693008Tri is free from the impurities of 3G and it reminds them of the virginal body of a child. Also the island children make them horny.
>>554693170I am using the texture upscale pack. it takes like 30 seconds to boot up but thats about the only downside I've noticed. any other mods I should know about?
>>554691829thank you!I didn't realize that I had a timer on my side but I was about to resign anyway. ggs!
>>554693682Try DQ8 HD texture pack, that shit freezes on Allahu Akbarzar, also SM mod is slow to load on there too. The people working on this emulator are vibe coding hacks.
>>554693745Good job, Anon! Nice 1:1
you deranged bastards make me miss tumblr before it was gutted and made irrelevant, otherwise I wouldn’t be talking about monhun in this shithole
is anyone actually playing tri or its just shitposting? I was under the assumption I'm the only one here playing this shit because I've been trying to lfg here for a while now.
>>554694096Tri player confirmed
>>554694096post tits
>>554694215Kek
Dogshit emulators of shameEdenAzaharCemu
>>554670228>>554670327>fat furry sloppa>erm your fat furry sloppa isn't GAY enoughfor what reason
MHTri vs MHWilds
I really like the weird sequence going on in the left hand. wish I wasn't shit at piano.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNa8sSmnboU
>>554696245Just ask AI to play it for you
>>554696389AI can't play piano
>>554696494Nice cope.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM5LKZrKCWE
>>554694096tumblr is better this way, i like my small, moderately active community being on the same page about things
why do all the monsters run away and jump around so much in iceborn compared to normal world? this game just quickly stopped being fun and made every new fight extra tedious.
>>554697475They are all pretty dang scripted except for Barioth and Narga which IB fucking ruined.
>>554693906>Edenonly viable option on android for gu afaik. ryujinx for pc because of how seamless the multiplayer is for gu.
>>554697870meant for >>554694606fuck.
>>554697720i'm on the first nargacuga fight and it's just bullshit. he jumps away and basically runs away from me. im playing insect glaive because i liked the movement to stay on enemies constantly but nargacuga just jumps away so fast that its always out of my distance making IG kind of pointless. i don't get this design, why was there such a sudden shift in fight design with iceborn that made them extra mobile to the point where its just time wasting to even fight?
>>554698129Kek so you were on one of the 2 random monsters I mentioned. Yeah it's just bad design, there is no true pattern or forceful way to get Narga to have fixed chains in his kit. Sorry bro just react to what he does, punish his terrible tail slam hitbox with over 4 thousand frames of recovery and once its over never bother with him again.
>>554698129narga is probably good for lance though since you can hold your ground and make the monster come to you. I don't think it's bad to have monster/weapon matchups like this.
>>554698129I don't remember a single thing about world nargait was good in FU and P3rd tho
>>554698129His fast speed is counteracted by the fact he has extremely low HP for a G rank monster. Just wait for your turn or position yourself in a way that his tail swing won't hit and abuse flinch shots
>>554698129this is why monster hunter is dead because worldos
ayo why the khezu look like a pecker lmaoooooooo fr tho its wild
>69LMAOOOOOOOOTHOSE THAT KNOW
i used the wilted rose emoji before it went mainstream. i miss that time
why is there no uniform way to label monster hunter games?
>>554667551>need odo gem for my charm>captured fucking 12 of them>decide to kill one out of spite>random that joined the SOS gets a gem>I don'tI fucking hate this game
i like it when alma calls you a shitter when you cart
>>554700715Change it yourself.
>>554690320>wildsghoul.jpgdamn I want sex with wildsghouls now
>>554700832It took me 20 Seregios without a plate before an anon in the squad posted an investigation with a guaranteed one for me
>>554700832just check SOS for non tempered monsters whose gems you needi have a guaranteed odo gem investigation i can post in lumu in like an hour after i get home from work
>>554701405>>554701423I'm playing Mold thoughbeit
>>554690910There's plenty of people playing on citra/azaharPretendo is locked to dumped 3ds data. There's no way you're getting more players than citra randos
>>554694160I just finished village but I'm waiting for my friends to be available before doing online stuff :)
>>554670740What in the world...This just makes me want to noot shiggers.I know better, but still what the... Don't gang up on little asinos or you'll get to meet the head honcho
>>554702107HOLY SHIT IS THAT... CLOTH? CLOTH TEXTURE???? YASS IM GONNA IM GONNA LEEEEAAAAAAAKKKKKKK
>>554702108nta but there's 11 rooms on pretendo atm. and most of them have a single player in them. so non pretendo mp is more active if your screenshot is real
leaking ghouls
>>554703218They are the background elements of the in-game map dummy
>>554703237is pretendo more active as a shitcord server maybe?i know on the anthena 4u servers people would ping everyone to get a game before actually joining a server i'd figure the pretendo userbase would be higher quality from the barrier of entry but then some months ago someone complained about cheating japs
imagine signing your AI art
>>554703841by falsely calling everything ai you make it harder for people to identify artworks that are actually genned. it's so easy to check.
>>554695824What a few generations of yellow fewer does to a white man's genes
>>554703783I recall Sakimichan was the most famous for this artstyle, and they disappeared as soon as AI art became a thing
>>554704448actually, a bad diet did that
>>554704701he's like 11 and has a bald spot
>>554704701Spotted the mutt
>>554703841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8EkGUm9q_A
>>554704393yeah I know it's not AI i just wanted to insult the picture because it's so shit sue me
people who dont fulfil their promises should be hanged
>>5546616411.) Pic related2.) The reason for this is because the gimmicks keep getting worse and more retarded3.) Literally who is saying they love Clutch Claw
i miss the clutch claw
>>554705431
what monhun game should I play if I enjoyed FU on my psp as a kid, then skipped over the entire series until world and now wilds because my friends bought me copies to play with them
>>554691259You mean to tell me I'm playing chess constantly while shitposting on mhg and the one day I take a break from mhg you fags post a chess lobby? Fuck you guys
>>554705563play world again it's the only good one
>>554705431clutch claw alone is more game ruining then anything wilds has for you to complain about.
evens gooningodds ghouling
bit rude
>need to hunt 5 (five) tempered seregios for weekly
>>554704771yeah, like i said bad diet or general lifestyle, gets no sunlight and exercise, looks like a slime elemental
>>554707263easy peasy
>>554704602iirc sakimichan did full on tutorials and stuff for drawing in her style which is probably why she has so many copycats
how am i supposed to not get mogged by chaotic gore magala
>>554707263How much of an npc cattle do you have to be to even consider doing weeklies
These low level charms can be pretty nice tbdesu.
>>554707919Just don't get greedy. It's not a really hard fight. He just has a few moves with big hitboxes.
>>554705612It's not like I'm good at chess anyway
i want a smelly huntress gf
>>554708168What should of been:>1 second of internal monologueFor you, instead turned into:>you going to a setbuilder>filling it in>screenshotting the result>opening 4chan>going to /vg/>going to /mhg/>pressing the post button>typing "These low level charms can be pretty nice tbdesu.">smirking to yourself as you typed "tbdesu" thinking how much of an epic oldfag you must seem others (not at all, quite the opposite)>filling out the captcha>pressing "Submit"...Only to get zero replies every time you do this sad little thoughtless zogbot ritual. I will make your day, Anon. I will reward what must have been a very mentally fatiguing experience for someone unable to simply... Have 1 second of internal monologue.Have this (You). I hope it makes your day.
>>554704448>yellow fewer does to a white man's genesActually
i want a ghoulish ghoul
>>554704771>he's like 11he was 23 when that pic was posted kek
Sometimes I wish I could read doujins about the huntresses here. So many tags that could be used.
>>554709848Which huntresses?
>>554710039all of them under the tag ghoul
>>554709848This guy looks like the one on the right >>554695824
>>554710146Yeah but it's what my 15 year old graphics card can run so leave me alone
>>554709848Udon Ya has some that's pretty on brand for /mhg/
>>554709848which tags?
>>554710889ghoul.........
>>554709218going into the setbuilder is a given, as is being on 4chan most likely, so it was probably more like>1 second of internal monologue>screenshot>ctrl v>fill captcha(if verification needed)>type>submit
>>554710146so this batsu faggot is the one who's been talking shit to old gen players? considering he samefagged his own post. >>554708093
>>554711112means nothingif you use the proxy site to post and some other faggot post something so horrible it gets the entire ip range nuked then all your legit post will get nuked as well
>>554691201>download cheats because i'm subhuman and good at nothing and i don't want to cause inconvenience for my teammates by being literally the worst player to ever disgrace any game>give myself perfect roll weapons and armor>give myself the ability to dodge cancel anything>give myself two whole seconds of i-frames every time i dodge>i still use up all of the cartsi unironically cannot fucking wait to die in real lifehow do i enjoy anything in life when i'm this dogshit at everything all the fucking time
>>554710387Udon-ya was what got me into Monster Hunter.I was devastated when I found out 3U didn’t have the Narga wig.
>>554711296oh golly gee i wonder why batsu was using the $10 proxy site to post. I WONDER.
>>554708168my set is fairly similar but instead of 2p gore I run 2p doshaguma with doshaguma's might on the weapon+gogma legs
>>554711412Just be urself. If you're a carter then you are a carter that's why /mhg/ exist because everyone is welcome here.
>>554708261hard to keep up with him though
I'm logging on to play wilds with you guys!
>>554712269i don't play that garbage. we can play 4u instead
>>554712269have fun i'm going to sleep
>>554712340Sorry playing some wilds now, I'm gonna start freedom later today not really sure if there's a good way for me to play online though since im using a pspI think psp online hacks only works with FU and p3rd, but trying to find a way that isn't x-link kai.
>>554711978I cart and I feel bad, but then someone posts the comforting the felyne sticker and I don’t feel as bad. Then someone else carts and I feel great.
>>554712269No. Log on to play World with me instead
>>554711412stop playing games too difficult for your smoothbraintake up knitting or walking or something, dumb fuck
>there are people who grind monster hunter to the point they craft every single individual weapon of every single weapon type, every single armor set, and max amount of every single decono really i think these people should have something horrible done to them
>>554712689Then someone posts the smug cat
>>554712689
>>554712269Cool, I'll be logging on soon as well.>>554711412It's okay to cart. I do it all the time to goofy stuff. You might get teased, but there's no real heat behind it.
Jeet in the Wilds
>>554712721I'm a console babby sorry, no crossplay for world...
>>554712689I love the smug cat. Makes me laugh when I'm the bystander.Makes my upper lip sort of twitch sometimes when targeted to me but depends on my mood.
>>554712089stay close to him
>>554712846>he carted
>>554711750>$10it's free tho
>I have Hyperphantasia and a very active imagination. When I hunt with /mhg/ I can't help but visualize myself and /mhg/ hunters actually being in the hunt and sometimes I think up comedic stuff when hunting. Worst part is I also have a weird type of Synethesia so whenever I am hunting with a specific hunter I see images like photographs of the hunt and I can't help but visualize songs in my head. It's like /mhg/ Hunter's team song so I've gone ahead and made a list of the user's hunting theme. If you are not on the list I am sorry it means we haven't hunted together enough.Please DO NOT read too deep into it, nerds.>List + Youtube LinkTo be posted on 18th February
>>554712595fu and p3rd are playable without xlink crap. just need modded psp and some time to set it up. you can crossplay with ppsspp players and other psp players. I have no idea about freedom. fu and p3rd and not active outside of hunsterverse which is ppsspp exclusive. rn there are 6 people playing non hunsterverse FUfrom the op pastebin>MHFU on PSP: https://pastebin.com/njZeBqdc
>>554712306don't goon to thatit's a jeet
>>554713617that's too long from nowI'm impatient
>>554712746if i'm this bad at games, you can't even fucking imagine how incompetent i am at everything else. dead people provide more productive value to the world than i do alive.
>>554713630I'm not particularly interested hunterverse honestly, i think i might just be shit out of luck unless i can trick a friend into making an xlink account just to play freedom with me, heh.
>>554714374oh freedom is dead dead so you're definitely going to have to find someone to play with. whether its through the method from the pastebin or through hunsterverse, thats up to you.
>>554709313
bros it feels good to make the last hit of a hunt the only SAED
>>554715718so you weren't using saed for the entire fight? why?
>>554714942nice
>>554714626Oh shit I wasn't aware there was a new plugin for online, i haven't touched psp gaming in years, that's rad thanks for that.
>>554716130speen
>>554717070it works pretty good once you set it up. enjoy.
>>554712814they should have an expansion to wilds be released
>>554705431we all do
>>554705431i liked it on hammer
>7.6gb hd texture pack for 3u>11.1gb hd texture pack for 4uwowza
>>554721416that makes no sense for 2-4gb games what the fuck
>>554722034idk how it works but the difference is very noticeable.
>>554722034Some uncompressed upscaled slop.
lance is weird
>>554722034The textures for these emulators are saved as .pngs, they are storage space wise very inefficient
finally. village rank10 in GU with almost all non-advanced village quests done. now to do it all over again for hub quests to unlock the rest of the village elder dragons..
>>554721416>a year ago I got version 2.6>there is 3.3 nowwtf
>>55472271690 hours spent leveling weapons i never used and doing village i didn't want to do that could have been skipped in 30 hours doing hub quests. part of the experience
lumu status?
We're finally back to comfy threads with people actually playing instead of trannyfagging or mindless shitposting. I'm crying bros. This past year was awful
Have you ate your eggs tonight?
>>554723386the same handful of people since the festival ended
>>5547233868/50
>>554723528Damn, you're fast...
>>554723595>being the 9th wheelew no thanks
>>554723501>arkveld still yet to be released The storm ain't over yet
I love this silly billy elder dragon
who wants their eggussy ate
>>554724010>miss
>>554724107congalala
>>554724107egusi soup
seregios love
>>554712306I still can't get over the whole slave theme with arkveld. It's almost like an inside joke with the devs about wilds players being mindless slaves. Chain me up daddy capcom!
>>554724974steve is fun but damn did i need to fight it many times in GU. every weapon worth a damn needs seregios mats
>*SELF-IMMOLATION NOISES*>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2D0bzqG7I
i kind of want the fateful four in wilds. the pink twink is already there. astalos is kind of a fun fight but also kind of easy. glavenus is either an amazing fight or garbage depending on the size and reach of your weapon. gammoth can stay dead
When does the next portable game come out? I'm ready for a good MH game again.
>implying rise is good
sexsex with chichae and meowstress while the forge granny watchessexwith gigginox
>>554725914I know right? That "game" in webm was fucking awful
>>554725914You might as well forget about it until they announce it. It's years away and they haven't even announced the wilds expansion yet.
>>554726041It is good
>>554725914>>554726041sex with gyaru Fio
Monster Hunter where the monsters look scary and the hunters are genetically-modified wyverians.This anything?
>>554726547>this anythingSounds like a game From soft would make
>>554726895Caught.
>>554727059
>>554708617What's your elo?
>"こっちだ!">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaiStqelioY
Lobby is 10/50Squad is 44/50Good hunts tonight. Take care of yourselves.
>>554726041rise was funnot exactly what i wanted from monster hunter but it was a good game. base rise was shit but sunbreak was pretty great.it isn't the monster hunter i have spent countless hours on so it was refreshing..shame that every weapon felt like it was constantly in aerial and adept style in addition to normal moveset of the weapons
My King...
>>554725662i actually hated it in rise, it just felt like megabuffed rathalos but not in a fun way (metals), also i didnt know how to deal with bleed other than crouching. mizu love
>>554728893Adoring Fan...
>>554729043seregios was just a fun fight and astalos felt like a punching bag. don't really remember how it moved in rise but the moveset should be pretty different from rathalos other than both being flying wyvernsperhaps i'm just remembering it wrong since i didn't fight it many times
>>554729395seregios feels like it is always trying to get close and you end up under it or being near it while it turns around for attacks. trying to hit things with head, wing and tail attacks while rathalos just does his own thing no matter where you are and obviously there is the firei prefer rathalos but seregios doesn't really feel like the same
>>554729043>i didnt know how to deal with bleed other than crouchingWe live in a time where shitters just out themselves for no reason.
>>554729992sushifish buffet
>>554729395when i mean like rathalos i meant it flys a lot and i dont like fighting mons that well, fly a lot. i picked up ig in rise just because it felt like there were so many fliers>>554729992im 99% sure the first time you encounter bleed fugen just doesnt tell you how to heal it other than standing still and crouching
>>554729043the bleed gimmick is no worse than against shogun ceanotaur. just a gimmick to bring a few sushifish in case you fuck up repeateadly i think it causes it even less than that fucking crab
>>554730309it is a learning experience. world, rise and wilds didn't really require specific planning for monsters and countering bleed is one of those few thingsit is a pretty good monster BECAUSE it has a gimmick
>>554730309A popup tells you how to deal with it and it's in your notes. You probably skipped it without reading you newfag. Besides seregios has been in every game since it was introduced except world. The only ones who don't know how to deal with it by now are shitters.
good hunts
>>554729992Do you want people to lie and pretend like they do know things they dont?
>>554730835Considering all that info is in the game it just tells me they're retarded. The amount of times you fags post "wtf i didn't know about [thing the game tells you if you just read]" is hilarious. It really says something about modern society that people can't be bothered to read a 5 second thing.
just stuff jerky in your mouth like during world's best boy fight
>>554730815this is the popup you get, i remember vivdly how worthless i thought it was because i was constantly asking myself 'how do you put this as the way to get rid of DOT effect'
>>554730818Glad to see cliquefags finally showing their true colors
>>554731354I explicitly remember getting a big on screen box talking about how to handle it. There's a chance you turned off the tutorials at the begining of the game because you found them annoying given they bombard you with them at the start. Check your settings to see if they're off.
To be fair bleed in mice is so inconsequentially weak you can just ignore itYou'd probably kill the monster before it even gets halfway through your hp
all i want is for the damn snow rabbit, bear and the early elder dragons to disappear. rajang as well. fuck rajang and every other simian like blangonga and congalalascrew monkeys
>>554730818So much sexy in one place...
>>554733160>Ugh returning monsters? In my returning monsters series? UUUUUUUUGHH
anyone know if there is a save editor for gu that lets me replace character from slot 1 with a character from slot 2? I used a dlc quest unlock save and its now bothering me.
Literally why didn't Wilds carry over the Anomaly explosion part mechanic instead of making wounds
>>554733636returning monsters are fine. just fuck rajang. the farting retard is fine. snowballiing tremor machine is tolerable but fuck rajang
>>554725914There is no portable and mainline team anymore, they've merged
>>554733981They've literally only made rajang easier over time and he's not even in wilds as of now so why are you even complaining?
>>554729043>>554730332>>554730149You can eat rations for it in Wilds btw
>>554733981its ok we get it, you hate peak
>>554733703do you have a link to the dlc quest save?
>>554731954>true colorsblack?
>>554734440Not him but I got it from the OP about a year agoIt's been vandalized like 4 times since then though
>>554734434who wants for those fanged beast tards to return?there is no peak in rajang, congas and blangos. especially not in rajang. vile disgusting thing. rajang
>>554734978I do. Stop being such a bitch.
>>554734978Rajang is great, both as a monster and a fight.
furious rajang is fine. plenty of countersnormal rajang is a mess especially if you use cb
>eested ten times in a row>not a single 9* monsterThe fuck is going on.
>>554676429The way they've handled arena quests in Wild has been completely baffling.
>>554734257he'll be back in wilds MR and he'll be worse than f.rajang in IB
>>554735890I picked up DB because I hated that matchup so god damn much.
>>554737872rajang was the beginning of bugmancing for me
>>554733775honestly as time has gone on i'm coming the realization that he monster hunter team is actually retarded.can you name a single developer "team" that ROUTINELY starts from square one every single game and constantly makes the same mistakes over and over again to just them late into the game's life cycle then make the exact same mistakes next game? genuinely these people do not fucking learn.
>>554738008bugmancing for me began with the blue bitch in world.teostra is fine but lunastra was a bitch. the only time i used bugstick since it was just too bothersome to do without it
>>554738265portable doesn't do that tho? they love taking cool shits from old games and add bonus gimmicks, no matter how "bad" you think it isit's only mainline who can't decide the identity of monhun, thus focrutch mode was born
>>554738265Creative Assembly, because they for some reason will path their games and fix the problems, then next game they make the next game using the version BEFORE the fixes
Steve can die in a ditch while his children watch.
>>554738265Game Freak
>>554738509wrong bugmancingi mained traditional bugstick from base worl through like IB TU1 or w/estopped using the stick until fatalis maybe
9star Odogaron when?
for the gogma lances do I go for attack or element, or is it one of those things where the difference is negligible? I wouldn't even know what to put for an armor skill on it
>>554741410i just put ebony odo skill burst on all my gog lances
>>554741184content is hard to make for the multi-million dollar company prease understandu
>>55474118450 dorras, filthy gaijin
Like every SOS joiner is a gun or bow user>kick>kick>kick
>>554741410element focus is very slightly ahead of attack focus on "meta" >buildsit's not big enough of a difference that you "have" to reroll attack focus to a copy woth element but if you have the choice go element
>>554741184Odo is not oldgen nostalgia, so never
They could've been better, except for Zoh, he's cool.
>>554729043steve in rise was a punching bag that just stayed on the floor
>>554741410gore+lord's soul is "optimal"look up a guide or learn how to use calculators/spreadsheets, desu
>>554742330I like them, hope we get a few more in the expansion. Personally they should have used another older monster instead of Doshaguma, like one of the giant toads with massive tusks.
>>554742330Guardian Seltas+Queen pls
>>554669726>My Palico saw...>his reaction
>replying to the leebait trojan killscreen postsome people never learn do they?
what's you're wishlist for g-rank, mhg?
>>554744696it gets cancelled or never released
Huh, there are a bunch of empty Non-Recommended "Public" lobbies in exotic languages... And you can join them just fine with English client via lobby ID search. All it takes is for one person to switch their language, look up an empty lobby to hijack, and post their lobby ID to the thread.For now this maneuver is useless since the squad lobby is not gonna fill to 50/50 but whenever a big update comes, 0/100 lumus could become useful
>>554742330I like the story of guardians. I hate the drops from guardians. I wish more Wilds' exclusive monsters were guardians. I hate the doshaguma (ugly), why the fuck does it get to be a guardian. Arkveld being an extinct monster that doesn't belong in the present ecosystem is wild. I wish the game played it up more that arkveld is horrifically disjointed from the ecosystem, in that it visibly and behaviorally doesn't mesh with any surroundings.
>>554744696This >>554744795Naked dogeza and announcing they're working on a whole new game instead
>>554743080>Personally they should have used another older monster instead of DoshagumaNah, there needs to be an animal in the roster that demonstrates that it is an evolutional niche. Like the coelacanth. But ugly, for some reason.
>>554744928We have overflow lobbies. They're never used. Also what big update? Nigga this shit is over until the expansion
>>554745005lol
>>5547449281) there's no more updates2) there's an official overflow squad already that nobody joins3) there's like 6 different clique squads that nobody joins4) there's a male players male hunters no girls no trannys no huntresses no minorities squad coming in p6 that nobody joins
>>554744696Honestly? What the other anon said, fully scrapped and the team moved on the next project. Take the L, learn from it and move on, that's probably the best they can do with Wilds.
>>554744795why would you wish such a thing?!
>>554744696to be good enough to cause revisionist meltdowns that will fuel the mh cycle
>>554745273>spoilerThere's also one of those in Wilds, I just haven't logged on in months so ownership probably jumped
>>554745163>>554745273idk I feel like people don't join the overflow squad because it is completely separate from the main squad. As the people already playing in the main squad are not gonna join a 2nd squad to check how it's doing. But with a 100 person lobby, the people in the main squad will have more of an incentive to check it out (and less guilt of taking another anon's spot). But yeah aside from the G rank update the current squad will probably never fill up again
>>554725662Makes sense since it's has that sharpness gimmick since 4U.
>>554744696According to previous expansions, how many monsters should I expect be original to Wilds? I would like the final, ultimate, elder dragon to be unique to Wilds.I hated plesioth in 2004, genuinely. They should bring it back as a guardian, harder version of lagiacrus' underwater hunt. And keep the armor sexy skin-tight.It would be cool if arkveld goes a step further in evolution and becomes capable of breeding with any other monster or wyvern, then give us a hybrid of another super-crazy monster that makes an insane hunt, sprinkle in some mechanics like gogmazios, I guess.
>>554744696Cancellation A news story about thousands of milds copies being buried in the Nevada wilderness wouldn't hurt either
>>554738265I'm more pissed that they there are so many legitimately great ideas throughout the series they either dumbed down or removed entirely for no reason.
>>554744696
>>554738265fatshark
>>554745951shit character and shit ideas
>>554745951capstone TU hasn't been a unique monster in any of the 5 nu-MH titles yet unless you count ancient leshen as a technicality
>>554745951>arkveld goes a step further in evolution and becomes capable of breeding with any other monster or wyvernyknow, I don't think making the flagship a rapist would go over very well...
>>554746139and what's even worse is that you and me both know damn well that focus mode will be the first gimmick that actually sticks in the series
>>554746254is she still a rapist if she's one one getting fertilized and laying the eggs?
>>554738265DICE with battlefield.GHOST Games/Criterion with Need for Speed.Bungie with every single destiny expansion. (they do it on purpose)
>>554746336what about mounting
>>554746368Yes
>>554746336a bunch of moves from styles became defaults in molds and hunter arts came back as silkbindsclutch claw cameo in like 2 moves as well as >underwater
>>554744696focus mode removed
yet charge blade takes nothing from portable games at all...
>>554745163Overflows are for slow, loser nerds who are content eating shit. Are you an overflow dweller?
>>554746889savage axe mode where the axe mode attacks get faster...please...
>>554746920I'm a lumu provider. Speaking ofTd86??e4u2R&Td86??e4u2R&Td86??e4u2R&
Reddit thread award
>>554733703I tried to find a way, but so far I couldn't. Unrelated, but do you play on Ryubing or Eden?
>>554746336I mean stuff like>Cha-Cha and Kayamba style of buddy customization>4U Palico system>Wycoon monster part trading (Rise took gear from World, and Wilds is on its same engine so it's clearly possible)>the farms being dumbed down into the Argosy>GU hunt of the day>aforementioned hyper/afflicted glowy spots instead of woundsJust a few ideas that immediately came to mind
Mass replying with AI script now, what did this general and franchise do to break the brains of so many people?
why does wyvern riding have such a big range of activation
>>554702107>nier desert oasis
I was curious and decided to make a list on how active old gen games are>MH1G server is down>15 people playing FU(Hunsterverse)>6 people playing FU(socom.cc)>24 people playing P3rd(Hunsterverse)>1 person playing P3rd(socom.cc)>11 people playing Tri(Dolphin/Real Hardware)>3 people playing 3U(Citra/Azahar)>9 people playing 4U(Citra/Azahar)>12 people playing 4U(Pretendo)>27 people playing XX(Citra/Azahar)>11 people playing GU(Ryujinx LDN)
how many cans did you collect today ya fuckin bum
>>554748041XX and GU are different?
>>554744696My wife
>>554747296I tried for like an hour and a half straight and couldn't figure it out. I can go into detail but I don't think a single person will care. and i play on ryubing mostly but for traveling I play on eden for android.
>>554748457the XX was for the 3ds version since thats like the most popular old gen monhun. gu in comparison was for the switch emulator ryujinx with ldn networking.
>>554748041>27 people playing XX(Citra/Azahar)Did they finally fix the extremely irritating stuttering it has on Citra? I'd replay it for the novelty alone if only I didn't have to deal with that
>>554749049I have no idea. I play GU on ryujinx. according to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdL6fe9pyr4 anything above 52fps causes stutters. so playing at 50fps is fine? 3:38 timestamp.
>>554747974that doesn't really look right, but who cares its togglable
>>554749395If you type this cheatcode into Chatgpt it gives you backdoor access to Tokuda's "Ecology" folder that contains over 20,000 insanely highly detailed pictures of monster cocks, along with a text document containing the most complicated AI system ever developed with the sole function of generating realistic monster sex and pregnancy.
>>554749876cool story, bbcjeet
>>554750359he's not on a vendetta he's just low functioning autistic and gets really upset when someone notable outside of his social circle (/xivg/ discord friend group) shows up and refuses to integrate with his culture
>>554750389>>"Hunt the Scorned Magnamalo" appears.the rest of that was cringe but this is a good idea
Ok for realsies why did the lee pasta make janny melt but the literal spam doesnt
>>554744928It might be a thing where once people start joining one of these they flip to bring recommended.
>>554738265Let me tell you the story of a game called Path of Exile 2
good night
>you can wiredash out of using potionshmmm I guess it makes sense since you can dodge out of it but man, with this and healing 50% immediately seems kinda too good
Who in the world is mentally ill orangutan spamming unreadable crap?It's not even funny. Hey retard, make it funny at least so it's worth my time when I look it up in the archive.
never seen this fucker
haunted by ghoulspossessed by ghoulstransformed into ghoulghould
things I learned today: blocking arzuros when it charges at you will stun it if its exhausted
>>554753475>kills fish when it attacks water>steals ur honeybest shitmon
Jinouga
>>554744696Shen Gaoren but funNargGigginoxA blos, I miss themArtian weps left behind
db are my true calling i cant believe it took me so long to find my weapon
>>554753193You have to topple a monster in that goopy section of the swamp and they'll all jump on the monster.
>>554754173It's mine too but I don't want to be called a sissy by /mhg/ so I dropped them
>>554667551Is Cephadrome the most hated large monster in the franchise?
>>554754394either him or plessypiscines gets no respect
>>554754394lavisoth could be most hated too
>>554754394like the other anon said, either cephadrome or plesioth. mostly cepha because of how early his fight is in 1/1g and you not having enough sonic bombs that early on.
>>554754394I hate silver rathalos myself. At least cephadrome is not supposed to be the ultimate form of a monster, its just an introductory base monster
>>554754348/mhg/ is filled with blockniggers and the B in blocknigger stands for bottom
>>554755130ranged is gay
>>554754303>>554754487Dont kill yourselfYou have at least 2 people here who like you and thats more than what this guy >>554755103 has kek
I was going to post a full tiermaker chart of MH4U large monster rankings so that I can get a lot of (you)s, but making the tierlist made me realize just how much the game's roster is filled with dogshit monsters I just can't be bothered to fight beyond what is mandatory (eg: key quests) and what is necessary for gear optimization (eg: I need a Rejuvenated Beak and other parts from Garuga to make the very useful Garuga Mask that provides free earplugs).The game has some of my favorite fights in the series, like Brute Tigrex, Stygian and Tigerstripe Dobson, as well as the best version of Gore Magala in the series (one that isn't a spastic cunt and it has satisfying front leg trip thresholds). But goddamn does it also have so many trash fights. >inb4 some retard uses this as a bludgeon to shit on the gameIt's still the best game in the series btw. The abundance of shitmons is more of a Monster Hunter franchise problem in general than something that is specifically a Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate problem. Every single MH game has a roster that is filled with too many shitmons.
>>554754649>>554754810>>554754893Is it possible to make an actually fun piscine wyvern fight? It feels like being annoying and slippery is just part of the whole point of them being "fish" wyverns.
>>554754348it's the least sissy weapon because it's pure offence no defence or gimmicks. my favorite wep is still old ls
>>554755335Show proofs of you soloing each of those 140s without cat and no IG or CB
>>554755130is this implying that long sword and lbg users fuck blockshitters
>>554755335All valid except Toaster
>>554755415make them all inflict bubbleblight
>>554755786>mpreg
>>554754303Seethe cope and dilate shitposter retard
chameleblowsteblowstralubala daoral
duramboros, uragaan, and garangolm are all the same type of shitmon
Pick a returning aquatic monster to be added to Wilds G... WITH THEIR OWN UNDERWATER SETPIECE SEGMENT!!!
>>554755335but I like dalamadur and teostra in 4U. Snakes are cool too. I want to blame the rest on old 1st/2nd gen design when monsters were more survival based and not combat based
Getting some good 4U hunts in tonight. Apex Rajangs, S. Zinogres, Zinogres.
>>554746174Reading these as I see them: Row 1: oroshi kirin, goss harog, lagiacrus, brachydios, chameleos Row 2: glavenus, uregaan, fatalis, brachydios, astalosRow 3: magnamalo, ukanlos, free, urakanator, nergRow 4: yuan garuga, zinogre, seltas queen, gigginox/khezu, golden khezuRow 5: rock monster from rise, blaconga, great sand piscine from genu, great cenataur, gigginox
>>554756382Pity (You) for the socially stunted discord zoomer catdownie
Need more buzzwords than that lil man
>>554755130I play longsword but sometimes my gf pegs me, should I be playing switch blade?
Ohu nohu piggieu monney downuh?
>>554746174>wishliist>urugaan>nibelsnarfthe rest i kind of agree with. add mah world boi legiana
>>554757013>>554746174>urakanatorthought that was khezu. uruktor is preferable to it thoughalso, fuck blagonga. it has been neutered too badly.and fuck nibelsnarf
This is a mod.
>>554758428kaiju..
>monkey's uncle
>>554758428>IS THAT KAIZHU>THE DICK MONSTER
>>554757013>Row 3:Swap Ukanlos and Akantor>Row 4:I think the guys on the end are supposed to be Seregios? Their tails don't look anything like Khezu or even Gigginox and they have the reverse crescent horn thing, I have no idea wtf they're supposed to be.>Row 5Diablos, Blangonga, Cephadrome, Plum Daimyo Hermitaur, and Nibbelsnarf
>>554758428It’s not a mod. It’s perversion that should be punishable by death. Islam is onto something I tell ya.
>>554758693Oh and Row 2 middle is clearly Black Gravios, though why the actual fuck anybody'd want that back I can't fathom
just finished 3 hornswas alright
>>554755443yes
I miss my wife Rae
>>554758428It's weird that the monsters don't have big cocks by defaultBad dragon collab when? I'd buy a rathian pocket pussyFor the memes
>>554758053>>554758693I kneel…
are there monsters who only do attacks after a certain damage threshold or after enraging once
>>554760263ok. kneel away. not sure why
sry bros just so fucking boredthink im just sorta done with mh it's not like i have been able to enjoy dark souls or dmc or whatever either so i wouldnt take it personal
>>554760041Did your wife ever step on your balls? No?Then she's MY wife.
my wife
>>554763039Wow funny post bruh!
>>554762449she laughed at my little sissy clitty though
Which monsters in Wilds are considered multiplayer balanced? Jin Dahaad, Gore, Planets and Gogmazios? Anything else?
>>554764130Only regular Omega and GogmaziosSavage has single player scaling
>>554761172You should try comboing in DMC4-5, though definitely higher than normal difficulty. I recommend doing a playthrough with Vergil. It is hard to not enjoy the games with him.
>>554764130Just the last two, technically Omega does have solo scaling but the fight is designed for multiplayer and Gog straight up doesn't have solo scaling.>>554764209Regular omega has 90k hp solo and 140k in coop, savage has 100k and 180k
checking weapon usage stats for all the gen 5/6 games and it's consistently ls #1, gs #2 and then some combo of db/cb/bow right behind gs. so if you feel like your weapon isn't getting enough love it's probably because nobody plays it lole
>>554764275Where can you find the hp stats?
>>55476427590k to 140k is barely multiplayer its not even a 20% increase retard
>>554764564It's still more hp, hence multiplayer scaling
Didn't think it'd get this hopeless about Wilds G, but I'm redownloading God Eater 1
>>554764564It is a 55% increase.
>>554764283im wondering why most girls play gunner weapons
What I want to know is why somebody would emulate XX instead of GU
>>554765480Trannies*all girls I’ve played with use flashy weeb weapons especially insect glaive
>>554765486Exclusive event quests and XX prowlers get access to wex while gu ones don't
fix the game
fix your life
now which one is more realistically fixable?
fix the general by banning za
>>554764275More HP than Fatalis.The fuck is Capcom doing, ruining their lore to appease fromslop tourists like that?
>>554766618HP is relative, yes monsters have more HP now and they already did with anomalies but we also deal way more damage. I do agree that the number bloat is getting ridiculous but didn't 4p scaling Fatalis have 160k hp?
>>554766973DOOOOOD BUT BIG NUMBER SCAWY!!!!
AIEEEEEE IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!! BIG NUMBEW SCAWY
I don't think the numbers matter or mean muchI think all monster health should be denoted in "amount of level 3 GS charges to weakest spot to kill"
Of course the mobileslop player is a retard shitposter
NOOOOOOO STOP POINTING OUT MY LOW IQ THATS SHITPOSTING STOP IT MEANIEPANTS!!!!!!
>>554766618More like damage numbers were a mistake
>>554752954Just means you're going to burn through your potions super quickly>but I can restockHow long can you afford to play like this before you're bored and out of mega potions
>>554764671youre blitz hannibal +99 proovefeses?
>>554768587it's not possible to run out of megapots in nuhun
>>554769310I'd argue you could in theory run out of honey for mega pots in wilds cause the pseudo farm is tied to in-game time and not quests. As consequence shit is generated rather slowly but resting proceeds it too so it's not an issue either. I wonder if removing the farm in modern MH would force people to prepare the way anons always argue with
I feel like a bit of jank on comfy winter afternoons. Unite or 3rd?
>>554770540>not hard just janky
>>554761172im getting depressed about searching for a job and have only been playing tears of the kingdom
tendie moment
>>554771001tears of wagedom
>focus mode badis this just a meme or do some people here unironically believe this?do you WANT to play a game where the primary difficulty hurdle is its dogshit fuck-clunky controls?
Focus mode bad
>>554760516Mizu won't do this crazy tail slam thing until its in Soulseer mode, which only happens until you break his head once.
I like focus mode. Makes it feel like an actual good action game unlike the rest of the dogshit series.
>>554764227>>554771001I need back a ps4 or 5 or my pc man but i need stable living and you know how unstable these ppl are hereImagine putting someone like me in debt and then trying to say it's my responsibilityLike damn fuckwit and then you wanna involve my parents jn your scummy bs to check your insecurity?Everybody in my fucking family knows im fucking good with money and always have been. I never had or made debt Then people like im lying because i dont wanna see my family and dont think its fair they should be exposed to these abusive fucked in the head assholes either Janny absolutely loves these kinds of people because it makes him feel safe and he clearly has no problem lying about shit just to get me out of the pictureBet they would believe a 17yo looking mfer over the 30yo wise looking never doing anything almost alr dead walking corpse janthony. Because i actually figured out how to fucking take care of myselfYoud think these people here are fucking moronsSame people who look for scientific or whatever ways to retain their youth and good skin btw or try to increase the time they can live / slow down agingSame people that tell me i cant judge them the first time or based on their appearanceI swear nothing but literal literal fucking idiots>>554771001>wagedomon a side note i was still working through it but same time pressureand i still blame every single one of you because i havent made a single mistake anywhere ever since the 13,7 ish years ive been alive so im just not responsible for it..enjoy sitting on thatAnthony still fucked in the headJust wait until he figures out who he's gotta answer to regarding all these bans after he dies..good luck janthony>>554771254very tender moment>focus mode badThis
still fucked in the head
wildsies be like>hmmm I'm gonna ghoulmode this monstie to death
>>554746197Most incompetent swedes award
Double Steve for the win
once pooped in a Pringles can and threw it at the neighbors
Micies be like:>gonna hit the bing bing wahoo button to do an ep*c attack!
>>554774084When you see it the first time it can look pretty broken like the 180° TCS but once you played the game you will notice it's not as bad as people make it especially with attacks being adjusted accordingly. The argument regarding positioning may apply to multiplayer to some extend but in single player counters already killed any need of positioning.
>MY CARjfc lol
>>554776969I'm a micie and I literally do this
morlos be like>take this fucking CLAW to your FACE
>>554776827pitsluts...
>King yama, god of death, judge of the underworld, and ruler of hell>"Who?">Ya ma>father pls forgive me for i have sinned
>society so dysfunctional it literally drove ppl toward the mountains>janthony feels fine still doesnt get whats going on
nice thread huntards
>>554776827Kaiju looks like THAT?
You have to literally make the wind follow your directions on the security cams and the ppl in charge will still mental gymnastics their way into.making you the bad person that needs a lecture or talking toIf any of them could do it they'd probably want to be called fucking god or some stupid fucking shitOr at the very least think they should have their absolute ass licked all the timeBecause that's just how fucked in the head people here are
>>554778797Imagine Kaiju and Melissa leaving black lipstick marks all over Lily's body
i did it like 5 timesalong with the time and nr thingweather would adapt a lot. to noticeable degree. I tended to have sun a lot n stuff. Or timing was just..One time i wanted to explain the hidden "god" in golstein and at that time in the conv lightning struck. It only sturck one time the whole.time but was raining like crazy for a whilewdym i cant do proof?i just know that for crazy ppl it doesnt matter anyway and for the others the numbers are clearly more than enough, ask your friends
>>554778757do you ever post anything interesting
>>554779627yes>huntards
>>554779207black lipstick all over my dick
>>554667937This'd be a cool ks if I actually was the killing blow. Ah well.
>>554776827GUH
>bro that's fucking retardedyouve been calling it culture and associating it with sophistication to boost up your reps for years so who's the literal fucking idiotim just revealing what has been going on this whole timei wasnt even here for most of it because that's how easy and predictable you weresry not sryi mentioned you were the literal lowest beings in the universe right? like the green fuckoids you fear? so hilarious scared of their own shadow this whole timeeven you agree youre inhumane lol
but i mean if janthonius knows better well some people have been waiting for an answer so what do you got jannie?you need some more billion years? surely then you'll figure it out? Because putting 8 billion idiots together doesn't actually add up to even a single smart person since none of them would even know what the word would mean janthonius?>smart = slim>shady = shiddy>smart shit
>>554780754Thanks Kaiju
>let me get 600 experts on thisthey actuallyi dont know what you guys are doing but im laughing ofc
nice thread ghoultards
gonna put 2 cans on the bin instead of inside so number dragon can grab them more easily :3
Monster Hunter NOW forced me to learn Magnamalo more intimately than CounterspamBreak ever did
I lost 10 games in a row on Rivals yesterday
scoreyoull be happy to know the other day when i asked for money some anons felt rly bad so i found a bunch of stuff i still needed like a good knife and some other cooking stuff. some good plates too that i needed. so thx, is something. all little bits r good. big pan for pasta too. All good clean stuff.i used to be a cook and was a chef for a little while so it's nice im able to cook again a bit. saves money toofish is in captchas now
i have so much spare shit that im inching to throw away id wish i could give it to you instead ngl
>>554782674been therebut my current place or whatever isnt stable so im always at risk at losing it again if the mood strikesor if the higher ups decide they don't like my face again>>554782030and yeah i saw the little heart in the captchas too
Its called RISE because you can stand on a stool to “rise” higher but stool also means poop so they should have just called it Monster Hunter Stool desu
>>554782980>I RICED YOU>devours bunny dango
>MY CAR
Is this an actual mod for MHGU or is this anon making shit up?>>>731219704
>>554764987i look like this
>>554783493your link is dead
>>554783493>>554783604Fuck>>>/v/731219704
We could have rise together and constructed something meaningful, but instead you ve chosen to lock yourself in your own little world. Wild.
>breaks legGood luck!>no fag to stand on
>>554783647Never heard of anything like that. Might be a private mod that never made it out of prototyping.
>janthony got insecure and set thread to autosagin again
>i dont know what the answer is but that sure as hell isnt ithow are you gonna embody security anthony when you aren't even certain about anything?bet he's gonna get all loud and defensive now telling me abt all the black things he is very sure about
>no you see i have lots of black things
Please someone take this freak to an actual psych ward, why is he here
>>554776827Catbox
>Monster Hunter General>90% of the posts are offtopic gibberish
>>554783138the og sent her regards
>>554785529What are you sayingRepeating facts that are clearly bs is grounds for mental illness?Getting irrstional.over it, using violence or thinking you should be in charge over your percievwd superiority is dysfunctional asf esp when there's no good evidence or indication for that supposed superiority?Or is it merely the breaking of social norms and conventions? A lack of shame in egagement maybe?Unhinged emotional expression using words and terms that were clearly ill considered?Or a general sort of seemingly distance from whatever we call reality?
AIghoul poster...
>>554785808>area number sorting
>can't put my finger on itlol
>rathalos / manta ray pic now featured in captcha have at itstill a gho(b)ul picture
>he wanted the good comment piggieuh no getting moneyuh lol
>finally beat ukanlos LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!That was a valuable lesson and I totally see what people mean about the crit meta now. Crit is shit at the start so I ignored it up until now but towards the end of the game crit becomes more useful than not only attack up but also sharpness. Especially since once you beat ukanlos you unlock G class weapons that all have good affinity.
did i do good dps for a 9* jin dahaad? i just downloaded this parser so i have no metric against which to gauge what good dps looks like
>>554787439Well it turns out not all of the weapons have good affinity just the 5 or so I checked but regardless crit definitely seems kind of crazy good at endgame which I honestly think is fair considering it's useless until the end. I guess as the games become easier and people get to endgame faster it can be kind of frustrating to have everything be about nonstop crit but I guess I'll see how I feel about it later on.
>>554788147There are 3 DPS calculation strategies in Hunterpie. Check the settings and which were you using? Either way your damage seems just about average/slightly below average. Every weapon with a TU4 set can break 100+ dps (Relative to Join) with some peaking around 150 if the matchup is especially good
>>554774084>do you WANT to play a game where the primary difficulty hurdle is its dogshit fuck-clunky controls?yes because if i want spastic shit i play games with good combat not bastardised monster hunter
>56 dpsKEK
>4chan introduces increasingly harder captchas to try and get rid of spammers>turns out all it's doing is deterring the regular smoothbrain posters >turns out there is a correlation between high IQ and using this dogshit website as your toiletKEKAROOOOOO
>>554788665not rly how things work around here my seemingly well intended friendoif you're just gonna fix all the shit bad people do to me then what are they gonna take responsibility foraside from the fact that these people clearly worship anyone with moneyso how's that gonna make me lookthen you have free will too and people are just not eager to not be the jannie they worked their whole life so hard for to be
>>554788147kek!
he replied to a comment>kill myselfwait is that inverted?no officer, it's hi how are you
>FLESYM LLIKwait is that inverted?
why the fuck you schizos dont reply to the post you are replying to?
>>554788147iirc that's like the bare minimum to solo A rank the AT Jin challenge that just endedas DB that's probably pretty low for theoretical/typical dps but AT jin wastes everybody's time so idk what your target should be
Id love to live at work but i dont want to share a bathroom or kitchen or sleeping space with another human
>>554790282I have mental issues Clearly
>the alchemists really memed women into thinking that living like this while obeying 10 different man is better than having kids and your own house and obeying 1grim
>>554789163i have mine set to "relative to first hit"I set the DPS plot to "Total damage" since it's the dps chart scales very strangely at timesthe parser seems kinda wonky desu... no matter what settings you use it seems like the parser instantly gives the host all of the damage dealt to the boss before you joined the session. it also seems to want to calculate environmental and monster infighting damage as well so ehh
>>554790841did you not read the caveats of hunterpie before starting to use it
>>554790841>>554789163>>554788147Just got the ick from these posts
>>554791085SAME
>>554783138I have this hypothesis that like 75% of MH carts happened against a wall, not necessarily due to the camera.
>>554783138there was enough time to superman dive between both attacks fucking retard
>>554790424>bare minimumi thought i was gonna get called profoundly dogshit so honestly i'll take it>>554791063nah lmao i just downloaded it from nexusmods>>554791085>>554791525shit bro sorry i'm actually talking about the game instead of talking about having sex with the men pretending they're women in the general
>>554790841Don't compare with other people, compare with yourself, your own damage is pretty much always accurate. Others are just for flavor
Long toes ganthony just wants to pick and goose *HUNK HUNK*>please find the thumbs up symboleven have the captchas you employed on my side lol
>>554792285lol. This is so sad. Can you imagine trying to systematically gaslight parsefags into thinking their parsers are inaccurate, when you could take the initiative of improving so you don't have to be made fun of?Maybe 0.0001% of parsefags are actually good enough at the game to outparse people who have put a modicum into self improvement. How did the MH playerbase fall to this? Why is it nothing but sad little faggots who are perfectly content being talentless shitters?
>>554792115You're not talking about the game, you just want validation like everyone who uses a parse tool.
>>554792510TRVTH NVKE
Parseghouls revealed me as one of the better players in the lumu so I'm ok with them.
>>554792510
>>554792510i actually just want to git gud and a parser allows me to more easily visualize my improvement, but cool projection, faggot
>>554793024>i actually just want to git gudNo you don't. You're playing multiplayer, retard.
>>554793024by playing more and more like a greedy retard so you can get your number higher up you're gonna not only make yourself a worse player but potentially ruin the fun out of the other dudes in the hunt
>>554792819kys annoying faggot nobody likes you
>>554793116>>554793204>REEE YOU CAN'T PLAY MULTIPLAYER IF YOU USE A PARSER!!!!why are you so insecure about this lmao it ain't that deep man
>>554793024>visualized improvementthe game had that tho, it's called timer!
>>554793024Watch speedruns then
new wife just dropped
>nohit runskill>speedrunfake skill>undergeared runskill>parse toppingfake skill
>>554794472>>554794185?
>>554794558ur welcome :3
>>554794472>>554794185
number dragon is unironically one of the comfiest, realest posters in mhg in a long while and its pretty sad you have some tranny janny banning him all the time
>>554794934kek
>>554795014keep your offtopic trash in your discord, faggot
>>554795387oops meant for >>554794185 >>554780754 >>554776827 >>554756202
>>554795473gonna pump
>>554795473
>>554795473>>554795942I can see your IP, you know.
jury not allowed in dutch court because we're very not nazithey get very defensive abt that
>>554796042IPs, you mean.
>>554796042are you claiming.. to be part of 4chan's staff? please read the rules anon!
>>554796425>are you claiming.. to be part of 4chan's staff?I can see everyone's IPs without being staff :3
>>554796451pumping
>>554796568Tell me when roping
>>554795473>>554795973Give Alma the fatass milkers already
>>554796549Sure you can, child.
you help along a crime and people label you criminalyou are neglectful as a parent and your child suffers for it then you're the abuserbut higher ups ignorantly talk up pedophiles and nazis or deliberaty hide them, and call it a little woopsieno taking responsibility or paying money neededright janus? your seat comfy still?cant censor what ppl think of you dude lol
>>554796653>child I bet you wish huh? ;3
>>554796620
i'm never going to see her again and it hurts
>>554796620wish granted
>>554796451ghouling
>>554796792did u know u can get a real gf and then make her wear outfits like that and then put ur penis inside her? u dont have to be a sad little incel jerking his shriveled babydick to ps2 pixels u know
>>554792084Well I definitely tried both times, I couldn't get an angle to dive fast enough on the second one.
>>554797316But then you have to deal with women
without the cans i wouldve been short just a little bit lol>thumbs down captchawe know jannie noone cares
worlds is a blight on this franchise
>>554797270Tell me when ghouled
>>554797662kek
>>554796451if I typed out all the sexual things I would do to lily I'd be permabannd. my goon goddess
>>554797662I'm looking at those cans itt as well rn
>>554797213guhguhguh
>>554798409
>>554798527kek yeah that's me
>>554797995>>554797270>>554796568
>they got nothing well call me a monkeys uncle
The numbers mostly just serve as proof if they're not doing jokes ofc don't get too gung up on them or the lyrics or whatever you poison is not good for you dudesome people have just been playing mh without looking at half of it incl. methe song thing can just pick off whenever again too. it's accounted for in the writing so you don't have to stress tf out over it
its not 13.8they changed it rather recently no? they used to say 13.7 more beforebut the evidence for it is sorta wiped toonot fully just not easy to prove
>>554760041It's my fault, I'm sorry But maybe that's for the best, for everyone
do i look like a fucking moron or something bro?
i wanna be the berry best like no fruit ever was
>>554801596>chinese joke
how does janthony cope with being BTFO by a homeless dutch sch-...dragon?
>>554802002>mandarijn*
Congratulations, you have obtained a Mimic Kill Token while skilling! It has been placed in your backpack.
By Taal! Fight! Kill! Death!
>>554802482
>>554802791yes that one
>>55480316397 baby
>>554804653>>554802791>>554803395>>554803163why are you doing this? what the fuck do you even mean?
>>554804784>what did she mean by thisask the disco clownsit goes back a few threads
>>554804913i hate discord trannies so much. useless subhumans
>off by 2
>>554805060>>554805060>>554805060>>554805060