Previous: >>554651379>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554674710me on the right
OP IS BIG RETARD AAAAAAAAAA
>>554674710
>>554675079at least Teio is still cute
thread timing was fine you faggolis
>>5546624832 for chill conversations5 to get raped by two SUPER cute sisters, one of which is a boy7 so I can converse with gentle wife, while completely ignoring the human eared seafag trans icon
teiobros ovr reputation....
I trust you Nishino
>>554675457The mechanics doc isn't Erzzy's, anon is referring to this one: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.xzevcl4r2e9t
>>554674710THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE THIS TABLE
>>554674682>>554674525
>>554674710I didn't know she watched Code GeassMcqueen wtf
>>554675451Biggest slut who fucked everyone. You will not escape her.
daiwacuckies.....
>retarded seafags will forever spam the generator and the insanely unfunny sticker they make
>>554675451was she groomed by seiun sky or was it the other way around?
>>554675712why fuck only one when you can fuck both?
>>554675773
>>554675712sorry Daiwa you're still too skinny for me
>>554675773uncblud it's like midnight in SEA its the euros that are coming home from work
>>554675653i dont think sweepy would say this
>>554675773But SEA hours just ended, they went to sleep...
>>554675596lots of useful data there, can't imagine anyone bitching about it, really.
everyone stop posting and let the unfunnies post alone
Mambo!
>>554675773They are unironically facebook boomer meme level of trash. Good thing I keep up with Zoomer brainrot so I won't ever be cringe like them.
wake me up once CM starts I wasted 5 borrows (2 gives up) and didn't get anything good from my runs
>>554676610ojisan general ojisan game deal with it chud
I NEED MORE STICKERS
>>554676610Zoomers are uncs now ojiisan...
>>554675708
>>554676741
I NEED MORE BORROWSGIVE ME 10 BORROWS
>>554676610
whats going on? my team trials is stuck like this and then freezes when i try to go into race (i dont actually have a race scheduled) it just locks me out entirely
>>554676936I like this
>>554676610based kirkcabulary epsmaxxer
>>554677195This actually made me laugh
>>554676483Only 2 more months...
>>554677195good one kek
>>554677195jej
>>554677449dat not a sticker where funny text
Regarding the topic of "how worth it" are g1 races, while I don't think there is a definite rule to follow, I like to think of it as how much SP is 1 stat worth.I use green skills with 1 hint level to determine this, so 180 SP would net you 60 stats, putting the worth of 1 stat point to ~3 SP. 63 SP + 14 stats would translate a G1 victory being worth roughly 25 stats (assuming victory is certain)But as I said not a definite rule, just something to make it easier to choose whether to race over doing a mid training
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/160223523
>>554677573 (me)35 stats not 25*
>>554677724
i love big uma boobies...
>>554676553sexo suzuka
jesas
>>554675712i would do this desu
>euro hours are slop hours
>>554677959
Packet Interception & StructureThere is no SSL Pinning, and traffic is sent using HTTP/1.1, so a standard interception tool like Reqable or HttpCanary on a rooted device works perfectly for capturing packets.
https://jiggie.fun/tPjkl0
>[insert part of the world you're racist towards here] is [inert cringe action here] hour>>554678246I can 100% believe this, all the more so considering this is a Japanese developer using a mish mash of old and new code.
>>554678310
>>554677419Damn, I forgot how much of a qt MT was. Hope I get her during the Kitasan freebies.
>umamusume binary (or part 2 of the binary) is encoded new for every single message, the last 32 bytes are the key
>>554677573>>554677683In addition to race rewards, before the race begins, you either get an additional 5 to a random stat or a mood up if you're not already at great mood.Another thing to consider are the secret event rewards, you could divide the value of this between the number of optional races you would have to run to get it, to determine if it's worth it.
>>554678531Delete this!
>>554678531
>>554678246>they tried to remove her from the game but she still haunts the code, whispering how to juice your umas to any who will listen
>um hello dictus, you arent wearing your shoes?>hug? O-*mmph* yyou k-know you arent supposed to use your horse abilities to flip around and put your f-feet in my mouth...
>>554679293wife wife wife wife wife
>>554678667I'm so glad she's just a 2 star, so getting her is easy. Her design is cute, and her voice melts my retard heart every time.
>>554679680and her tits are nice
awouma
Hello everyone, I appreciate that everyone is having fun with stickers. I will note though that you don't NEED to stick them everywhere and at all times. Although you can if you want and I won't stop you. Do as you will. >>554675773I checked the cloudflare caching stats for accesses by region and was confronted with some troubling statistics.There aren't an appreciable amount of connections from SEAfags at all. So, assuming that this is representative of the distribution of /uma/ posters, either there are a couple extremely dedicated SEA shitposters who browse this thread, or thread quality fluctuations are actually being caused by people who really should know better.
>>554680095W-...We were the SEAfags all along...?
>>554679751
>>554680095Tbh if im in an especially shitposty mood ill just end my post with some sea language like jajajja sksksk or whatever It's extremely easy to falseflag
>>554680095I knew this was the work of the Finnish.
>>554680095It's my faultI love umas and shitposting
>>554680095Germanbros we've been found...
>>554680095I should've known Germans shit up the thread after work.
>>554680095It was Finland spurdoposters all along
>>554680260sexo suzuka ready for pregnantation hips. P.S. she wouldnt make this face
Finding out we're all white is cool and all but where are the yeppers stickers
>>554680095I think the link's been shared only 1x during SEAhours and all other shares were during burgerhours and eurohours
>>554680467>>554680325FUGGG :DDDSHIDDDD :DDDDDDMARGUZENSKYYYY :DDDDDD
*at the academy* inside thought: I need dictus to rape me
>>554680563motherfucker you made me spat out my burger
>>554680325>>554680467the perfidious f*nnposters..
>>554680095stickerGAWDS
>>554680410Es war eh höchste Zeit, dass der Allmächtige die Strafe des Himmels über uns Stickerschwuchteln verhängt.
>>554680095schizos btfo
2 borrows down 4 borrows left so far a 2* speed and 9 whites
>>554680801Kek, been forever since I checked ylilauta.
>>554680095Is this general just all white people calling each other brown
>>554681064No, I'm brown and I call other posters brown
>>554681064>americans>white
brown people do this
>>554678246tldr, here's kitasan instead
>>554681012
>>554680563I swear im gonna hit 40 years old and still think spurdo is peak comedy
>>554680095Good thing I didn't click this doxx spyware. Fuck you nigger
>>554680095>GermanyI can confirm based on other boards with flags that the German posters are some of the worst.
Daitaku Helios is the only zoomie I like
parent run today vs pull from yesterday >>554681384based kitasan
>>554680095The eternal bratwurst...
>>554681064Timezone exists and I've been seeing a lot of SEA drop the game for other gachas. I really only see indogs still talk about the game assuming because horse racing is also popular in their country.
>>554680095>this thread is full of G*rmans and F*nnsexplains why you niggas are so unfunny
>>554681526Which ones? I only know /sp/, and they don't really stand out there.
>>554679395>can't get her until June unless she spooks me next monthI HATE THIS TIMELINE SO MUCH WHY CAN'T I JUST BE RICH AND BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>554681742teiobros say this irl
>>554681064Indians and Chinese are numerous so the odds of them being the ones shitting up a thread outside of asian timezones are higher than you think.
>>554681064That's 90% of 4chan
>>554681384
Since everyone here is a G*rman, why the fuck do you dig holes at the beach?
Distance S being mandatory for CM sucks so much of the joy of playing. It's so fucking gay how 20-30 minutes of your time being completely wasted or not hinges on literally two dice rolls.
+2 monies buy from trainer apt test every day paying for daily sales from the day I love events!
feeling burned out, umadacchis? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiU-GUeIuoE
>All the newbies in the club keep requesting Dirt ShoesDanchou please cut them next month. I rather take the flatliners
>>554681996Looking for war relics
>>5546817421st anni is in march and it's 20 bucks for a ticket ;)
>>554680095God I hate the germans
>>554681064i'm brown and call others white
>>554682091>oguri player doesnt have surplus dirt shoes just gamble on the "win 2 G1 races" skip by doing the early dirt race
>>554681996Why don't you dig out fortifications at a beach?
>>554682091I've been playing since July and follow a simple rule:>request any shoe <300that's it. Usually dirts and sprints are the lowest number so I request them the most often. Fucking retarded niggers.
I had a german roommate once and her idea of "lunch" was two pieces of bread with butter on it and some ham inbetween but not much it was mostly butter really
>>554681996Germans have a natural urge to start constructing fortifications any time that they're left alone in a location without alcohol for longer than an hour.
autis/uma/ bros! I finally broke the 900k fans barrier! I am learning. 1 million next!
>>554682418sexo!
>>554682242
Deutsche Pferdefrauen
>>554682445Autis/uma/ danchou is so lucky to have you
>>554681064Ever since "its cool to be a white supremacist" became mainstream this website has had quite an identity crisis, people try to be as loud as they can about their brown hatred or whatever when in reality twitter TikTok and EVEN INSTAGRAM COMMENT SECTIONS all sound like an agartha checkpoint, 4chan needs a new angle or pitch
>>554682445damn, nice. Did you manage to beat Bitter Nigger and Little Cracker with that statline or did you just not give a shit? >t.top fancount is 750k
>>554682507brown hair maybe
>>554682361That is a stupid rule. Almost everybody has the same shortages, so you're just pushing your shortages onto others. It's bad for your team. The only good rule is for everyone to always request sprint.
i fell for the xoguri meme and now less than 2 days before cm i have yet to make even a single half decent ace
>>554680095I just finished catching up with my backlog and saw this. I thought we were all brown here
>>554682805She is insanely easy to build, are you retarded?Name and uma easier to build than her, SHE COMES WITH EVERY SKILL SHE NEEDS WITH A PISS EASY CAREER, you just need distance S and stats
if everyone has shortages but only some (or one) need to level up a dirt shoes horse, youre keeping others down and they are less likely to play (or win) a horse with dirt horses, keeping everyone else at their shortages level
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally reallyr eallyr eally really really really really really really reallyr eally really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>554682720falseflags used to be better than this shit.If everyone is asking for dirts/sprints, then you net even, you piece of retarded dogshit.
>>554681737I used to browse the bant stock market thread and the germs would constantly make 50+ posts each about complete nonsense. The leafs were also pretty bad.
>>554683064Cumspot on forehead
I'm going start blaming whites from now on and during SEAhours to even it out
>>554683064how will your erection be when Stego releases in global?
>>554683190oooooooomg sexo! fine! sex sex seeeeex! sexo!!
>>554682654this time I did in URA finale... but I have won most of these races and beat THOSE TWO before in unity, only losing a couple... I'd get better stats in Unity if I did this same thing
>>554682947tell that to the kitasan ssr in my deck who never shows up during either summer camp
parent borrow run number 3...
Good night friends!!
>>554683395How does you having a shit luck run have to do with the character? She even has a speed growth so if you were building goldship your run would have just been even worse
>>554683285I don't play global though I have an account sitting on carats just to spark her again and get her to 5* again on the global server.
>>554683395It's crazy how frequent that is. I even had my Goldship with 0 special prio show up more than Kitasan
S. diamond tastes like POPCORN kitasan tastes like SYRUP (cause shes smooth)
>>554683527yeah well try having shit luck for 5 runs in a row with an accessible deck then you'll get what i mean
>>554683395I had a three-week stretch where I never got more than a single rainbow during summer. This was mid-way through URA, but it was extremely frustrating. 50-70 runs, no good summer trainings. Even now, sometimes Kita will just fuck off from speed for AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR and it makes me want rage
>>554683395>>554683565>Kita is meant to be super good for showing up a lot where she belongs>Meanwhile I have FAR less issues getting Wit Rainbows with SRs than Speed Rainbows with fucking Kita
>>554683113if the goal is to go net even, you should use the one everyone has the biggest stock of, to avoid minor fluctuations of peoples request timings slowly making dents in your smaller stocksyou are very intelligent
>musume musume>FUCK IM SO HORNY
I haven't made a single ace for this CM
fine motion is so precious
I tried so hard to make 3 wit 2 spd work for a 0% spd Uma but i can’t get it to work reliably at all… I’ll just go 3 spd 2 wit
>>554683780This. Still 1,5 years until Duramente, but I already can't wait.
I will have sex
これを読んでいるあなたは「faggot」です
>they are krauts in this very thread right now as a fellow Europoor I apologize
>>554684171sexo
>>554683929Extreme sexo.
>>554683703succubus
>>554683064you're not allowed to love the horse until they come out on global
>>554684234>oo im from Europe I dont like the undesirables of Europe >>hurr durr im a European I am all other Europeans that is my entire identity this is the umamusume thread not your gay faggot involuntary dictatorship
>>554684234All of Europe is cancer.
>>554684234Apology not accepted, should have fought on the right side of WW 2, nigger.
>>554680095Why are there so many Germans in here
>>554683516Good night babyposter
>>554683824I've never, ever run out of a type - not even close. My lowest is dirt at 350, then sprint at 400. Right now I'm farming dirt sparks on Pasa so I don't have to rely on a dogshit Urara parent anymore, so I have lots of dirt shoes. People who bitch about shoe requests, I'm convinced, genuinely do not play the game.
grr im so angry and horny
>game requires extreme amounts of number autism to comprehend>requires a job-like grind to be competitive, even with monetary input>minimal social interactionsWhy are you surprised this game appeals to Germans?
post more eisin flash lewds to honor this german general
>>554684234the krauts were alright until 1945. Now they're a bunch of faggots and troons. Eishin Flash is an exception, bless that deutsch frau.
>>554684653I wonder if there's an uma that can fix both problems.
I just woke up
>>554684234>they are krauts in this very threadHOT!>they are krauts>theyhmmmmmmmm
>>554684650my point was that if in your mind, it doesn't matter which shoe you use because you roughly go even, you should still do the one with the most because it avoids the small edge case where someone might run out due to bad timing with their requests or whateveryou're not doing the requests for yourself, is the point
>>554683565>>554683773>>554683780you know what's infintely worse than summer camp?last 3 ura finale turns when you're 100 off the speed cap
>>554684913yes...curren chan...
>>554684928Thank you for the update, Narita Top Road poster.
Another 2 hoursAnother 5 parent runsAnother zero Sprint sparksWill every day be the same? Do I pull the plug now?
>>554684995
>>554684928Go back to bed. We just found out that this thread is German.
>>554685020
>>554685020Don't jinx my run bwo
>>554685010that's a fair enough point. But even granting it, if you play the game you'll never run out of any type of shoes, so anons complaining about dirt or sprint shoes makes zero sense to me.
>>554684995sloppy toppy
>>554680835Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass so viele Deutsche diese Seite nutzen. Umso überraschter bin ich, dass auch Niederländer und Belgier sie nutzen, obwohl sie eine IP-Sperre haben. Ich selbst nutze als Niederländer ein amerikanisches VPN, haha.Tn. Beer en tits
>>554685382too bad
i love this goober
>>554685020GOD that just happened to me>kita/kingu/sweepyZero rainbows after the Tenno Sho. Level 5 training facilities? WHO GIVES A SHIT FUCK YOU I still finished the run but damn I was mad.
I love FAT FUCKS!
>>554685207>big city of a first world nation>the capital at that>surprised it's liberal as all fuckshow me a big nation and I'll show you THE GAY
THE KRAUTS ARE REALWE NEED TAIKIS PRONTO
>>554685010but when I request the type I have the most, my clubmates get upset, for some reasonOHAYOU!
I'm an American and I claim your German woman.
When tamamo
>>554685748cute and petite!
>>554685749Tamarrow
>>554685202what a lewd beast........
>>554683929>>554675683>>554680014Dia please stop making me want to masturbate to your big tits..
Question to the krautbrosWhat beers would you recommend? for reference I like modelos and angry orchards
>>554685020That happened to me when I finally got a long and turf S.Zero rainbows or bursts
>>554685685>dirts youblessed
>>554685686do NOT touch my pferd!>>554685945I unironically don't drink, so ask the others.
cm9 status?
>>554680523I've gone ahead and added a couple of yeppers sticker bases just for (You) anon
>>554685860Cute Mayacchi
>>554686205sexo!
>>554680523why is she called yeppers?
>>554686130Gamblemaxxing is the name of the game which means I don't have to try as hard to optimise. Comfy.
>>554686127my paizuri slave..
>>554686384Biwa's Biwas...
>>554685686Don't forget, she will kidnap you, take you to Germany and make you live there forever.
>>554686523What is it like in Germany?
>>554685945Definitely try any kind of doppelbock you can get your hands on, it's the only beer I'll drink for the taste.
>>554686130I got my taishin ready this morning, I'm ready to lose in finals
>kinda incompetent>obsession with dairy>friends and roommates with a fatty>big boobsBehold the first real white girl uma.
>>554680523There was this one before the new one dropped
>>554686130I have given up on my Teio Pace.She's coming back as an End Closer however, and I'm going with 3 End Closers.
>>554682953w-what's going on in this picture...?
boobs big boobslick lick
post aura loss
>>554680095>CanadaAFUCKINGLEAF
>>554686802I accidentally deleted that one when adding the previous batch and didn't notice till anon asked where yeppers wasplease understandu
>>554686523
>>554680523simple is best
>>554687005add the hehe
>>554686709Depends on the region. Villages in the south are pretty comfy. Just avoid big cities, and especially Berlin.
>>554685415>if you play the game you'll never run out of any type of shoesNot true btw
ei vittu make
>>554686513I too will go make myself some ramen.
>>554687181ok I suppose if you never run sprint or dirt umas you might in fact run out.
>>554686305The world will never knowppers.
>>554686941BASED
>>554687108Do you promise to be responsible with lil sweepy?
>>554683752>try having shit luck for 5 runs in a row with an accessible deck then you'll get what i meanWow that sounds rough man no idea what thatd be like :)))
>>554687418hehe...
trying to use the oguri power card (for hydrate skill) on my grandparent run now to move from using the fan run deck on the parent for parent runs 360K fans kinen 2 (did not enter)
>>554687541Flat chest closer to the heart etc etc
Is it better to take 2 white mid-race recovery or gamble it on Swinging Maestro? According to umalator, my honse can survive with 1 recovery BUT will die if rushed. The amount of SP I'll use is more or less the same.
>>554687541All tits are good tits, but I like them big.
>>554685462Dia wouldn't share our lovey dovey private moments
Why are there so many Germans on an English-speaking site? I don't mind, I'm just surprised because it seems like it'd be pretty hard to use a website in a foreign language, especially when people constantly spell things wrong and make up nonsensical words.
>>554687705big tits fill a man's handsmall tits fill a man's heartflat tits fill a man's soultl;dr all tits are great and depending on the uma/her personality I like each.
>>554687331>knowppers
>>554687770american moment
small butts
>>554686513same, time to check the fridge for lunchers
>>554678157The mask comes off during sex
>>554687130Retiring to Eishin's cozy village to bake sweets..
>>554687846Trainer was enlightened
Cygames, please... can I have just one borrow run before cm that isn't completely bricked...
>>554687324Haru sucks and all the other dirt umas I have run turf races
>>554686735you can actually get fucked if she moves forward too much to use sleeping lion, because that's definitely not enough hp to survive without it, even with gutsmaxxing
so bwos, which skills should I purchase now?>perfect prepdon't ask, sekrit stratsI have hints for most gamba accels (straightaway accel, sprinting gear, countermeasure and shrew step) and for some velocity skills (straightaway adept, ramp up, sprint/pace straightaways, ignited spirit). Her wincon is her unique so I guess I should prioritize mid-race velocity?
>>554687770it's 2026, everyone in Europe speaks English
>>554688248the chocolate is made with her milk
im going oguri R and narita speed for double rolls on hydrate
>>554686130I'll be forcing the princess but I'm still desperately trying to make cm8
I want my own pet honse
>>554687130>Just avoid big cities,To be fair this is a good general rule for all countries.>and especially Berlin....yeah..yeah..not what it used to be alright.>>554686523DÜSSELDORF>>554687869I could REALLY go for a knoppers right now, been a while I've had one.
slacked on the missions so i have to hurry now rip
>>554688486>Her wincon is her unique so I guess I should prioritize mid-race velocity?Nyes
Taking another break from CM grinding. Who should I train today?
>>554687869Tried one of those recently and it was shitgood God I hate germans
>>554688802its over
>>554688843this 7 says matafaka
FATASS
>>554680095UK can be considered a sea region now with the number of jeets roaming around over there
>>554689025its okay cuz she is VERY cute
I need this high-functioning uma
>>554688248Fuck, I can't find the comic about trainer working with wife Flash in her bakery after she retired. Does anyone have it?
>>554688871>disliking knoppersYou are not welcome in central and eastern (central) europewhy?
>>554689113what my favorite horsegirl (in real life) is doing rn
>>554680523>>554681064America is full of spics and chinks. What do you mean 'white'
>>554688871Don't lie. Everyone likes Knoppers and Hanuta.
>>554689245why is she giant
>>554689354Hanuta -------> KnoppersThe latter is great as well, but they aren't even close to basierte Hanuta.
>>554689354Hanuta is garbage
>>554680095I propose an American/German alliance.
>>554682616>Ever since "its cool to be a white supremacist" became mainstream this website has had quite an identity crisisI wonder why that's the case; it's not like white people haven't done freaky shit, look ugly, or have rap sheets the size of a landwhale.Is it just being ashamed of who they are so they think throwing their weight behind "white people" will salvage them?
>>554689507Your opinion is garbage! I will forcefeed you Hanuta until you like it.
>554689507>554688871
sexo suzuka
Yet another day of Flash propaganda...
>>554689785omg
>>554686932She's letting (me) take her first time
>>554689785This is what the thread needed right now.
hey the star pieces are back
>>554689785
>>554689750
For me it's Twix
>>554689785SHE. WOULD. DO. THIS!!!
>>554689785I do this
>>554689883Fine! I'll run her in the CM. I was planning on using her anyway I guess.
>>554689903Anything with caramel is objectively based.
>>554690012But American caramel is shit though
>Forced to be in Germany for work >Can't even escape by going on /uma/AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE I HATE GERMANS SO FUCKING MUCH
>>554689785god I love tits so fucking much>same artist as that one Tama imagehuh https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hahakigi&z=1>>554689920guter junge>>554689903can we just say "there is lots of great snacks"?
>>554690108Wtf is your job? Why would you take one that forces you to be in Germany if you hate it?
>>554690012The first guy to discover caramel must have felt like he just stole fire from the gods
>>554689785hot...
>>554690141>huh https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hahakigi&z=1Torena-san...
>>554690108>my (unnamed) job FORCES me to be in a country I do not like... okay?
dictus stealscum from my dictus
>>554690206>>554690341Not everyone just hops around from one fast food joint to another, some of us have actual careers.
>>554690141that's a lot of uma sex
>>554690437sir this is a meekdonalds
>>554690437What is your job then? Why pick one that forces you to be in a country you hate?
>>554690437>completely ignores the question>goes on to seethelmao
gol shichi
playing uma game and thinking of what it would be like watching nice nature and how she would be seeing me on my deathbed
>>554682445Very nice! I saw your post yesterday as well, I believe. Thank you as always.
i love my horsey and my horsey loves me
>>554690710Holy booba
>>554690710gold city wishes she was that big
>>554690826Why doesn't my danchou smile at me like this?
>>554690852
FUCK CRIERS
>>554690991You probably disappoint him in some way. Gain more fans and do better in CMs.
>>554690582>Why pick>implying it's voluntaryAnon got enrolled into the Treadstone program
replacing one of the power cards with narita, going 3 speed cards rather than 2, I hit 700 speed at shuka sho instead of more (than usual). I took a lot more risks to get to the speed req for some races idk why. its not only more speed cards, but only power cards changed
>>554690852Germany has been the biggest importer to my country for decades now, and I have never seen this
>>554691147>continues to ignore the questionhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>554690710I love big saggy tits
>Why do you let trainers make their own decisions? Ve don't do that in Germany.
>>554691147There are tons of extremely good carreer paths that don't require you to travel abroad at all. What was your thought process when picking a job?
>>554691315>Ve don't do that in Germany.Uh, mein herr? Ve are a veri progressive kountry.>>554691372Sex. With. Grannies.
>>554691250>>554691382Reading comprehension. No wonder he didn't bother answering.
if your argument is ever "Reading comprehension" you are a loser in real life
>>554690852ThosearethreedifferentwordsGermannigger
>>554690325I NEED Grass Wonder to rape me..
>>554690852That's not a real word.
>women like Creek don't actually exist
>>554691372post wonder acute porn again
At least I can read LMAO
>>554691520what the fuck are you shadow boxing? Let's talk about what Umas we want to peg us
>>554691520>reading comprehensionaware im on 4chan but LOL
>>554691250>>554691382Now I regret making that shitpost. Third person usually means you're talking about another person.
aaaaa I need to jerk off to curren chan
>>554691520WE'RE ALL LOSERS IN REAL LIFEFUCK YOUNTA
>>554691315Trainers have NO rights in Germany?No wonder Flash wants to take me there..
>>554691587Neither is this, yet here we are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
>>554690852>>554691825>Chocolate waffle rolls? Heh, how primitive.>Us Germans (tm) have a word for that: Schokowaffelröllchen
i'll give Flash my doppeldecker all night
>>554691935seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>554686130Waiting on Tama to come out so I can use her in the CM or barring that, as a parent for Cafe (plsplspls I need End sparks and I don't wanna train Golshi no more)
going to have so much offline porn if the internet ever goes down
>>554692115>Finally there is time now
>>554686130Been too lazy to train up until now but now all my runs suck, betting it all on a Taishin Ace
>>554686130Waiting on Tama.
>>554692227is this you
>>554692209NTA but>mfw teenager, and I finally have my own PC, plus internet access on top>internet would get cut every night, but also just break cuz our provider was dog shit>made it a habit to save porn and other shit like one used to pre-VoD daysI generally still do this, just not as excessively, partly cuz there is more (long) video and multiple page(doujin) stuff.
>>554689157https://mangadex.org/chapter/f82c6a0d-9f72-47ea-b0d1-436d4554cd57
what do sweaty umas smell like
matikane spiritburst gave me hydrate(?) narita still on green bar after 2nd summer >>554692557post your latest german uma run screenshot
>>554690826That's my danchou! Thank you!
>the Flash posting is still ongoing
>>554686130Can't get a good run with my wife... Even after focusing on just speed and stamina this was the best one so far. Kitasan always fucks off during summer.
>>554692661sexo suzuka
>>554692925
>aptitude test run>forgot i need 1k speed to beat riko in ura finale
>the Flash posting is still ongoingBASED
I never played this game and probably never will. But ever since I watched the third season of the anime, I've been overcome with the desire to breed Kitasan Black
>>554692757Based, thank you, Anon. That's the one.
>>554693080post a screencap of the last run you did with her
>>554693112rape me
Someone in my club hasn't done a career in 3 days... I hope he's okay...
this is how i play uma
>>554693150Perfectly natural reaction. I want to impregnate half of the Strinova cast too, even though I'll never play the game.
I think OG Teio might actually just be allergic to winning long CMs
>I dont play the game but im a eurofaggot so I constantly have a desire to post about how I am German because thats my entire identity because im a German europfaggot
>>554688843Curren Chan obviously
>>554693095you only need 750 and some good skills>>554686130lmao
>schizo melty down hoursmutt hours I suppose
>Drop statues to get Uma to 4*>Completely forget to actually upgrade her>2 days later go train her>Decent Run, #1 on the list of trainings>Going to nuke some legacies>See the notification that I can upgrade>Who the fuck>See her>Suddenly rememberThe only good thing out of this was that the run I did was the "best" of the previous training but it was still awful.>>554693598Cute Stego
>>554693602It is a disease.
>>554693681too bad my skill points are being spent on aptitude test skills
>>554693189Sure
>ree let me attentionwhore my nationality in the (unrelated) thread or ill shit it up yep, its a European. bugmen? non sentient
>>554693602>t. secretariatposter / BCC jerker
Since the thread is already derailed and fucked, I'll just post horseyuri.
Stop posting the german Uma, I don't have her and feel poor...
now now fellaswe shouldn't be fighting each other while there are far worse among us
>>554693613No one wants to train a whore
>>554694015
>>554693824Show deck
next uma from borrow (1 borrow left!) with 11 whites better pink and more useful whites but ive got to keep mining
>>554693990At least that's a good ship
Top Gun is the definition of a B+ uma. Can proc literally every skill she needs and maybe win some rounds here and there but will always job when it actually matters.
>>554694025Such as?
>>554693824>date cropped
>>554680095>The SEA boogeyman never existed>Its just mutts and eurofags calling each other brown brown brown for funWell at least there's a good chance there's one or two negros here so it wouldn't be wrong
you wouldn't want an uma as your older sister
>>554694067dont say that...
i had to spark for Flash and she's worth every carat and then some
>>554694025>nooo I should be allowed to off-topic post with this random uma (shes GERMAN!) because I have a right to post in a general for a game I dont play
>>554694393holy shit new cryer dropped
uh oh meltyyyyyyy
>>554694298Oops
>>554694025among us?
>>554694283She won Scorpio plat for me though
>>554694393new cryer just dropped
>>554694314oh no they definitely exist but they disappeared after the sweepy crackdown
>>554693990Okay
Out with the german propaganda, in with the irish propaganda
>>554694525me on the le- >not what it looks like in the thumbnail me as the tower for sweaty dictuses twin
>NYOOOOOOO STOP POSTING ZHAT HONS, POST CURREN OR SOME REDDIT ONE INSTEAD REEEE
>>554694089Nothing out of the ordinary, there are surely better decks out there
Foreign umas have brought nothing but trouble to Japan.
>>554694759
imagine seeing a gorgeous woman like flash then getting ANGRYyour homosexuality is off the charts
Rumpel, an undefeated triple crown colt vs Max Beauty, an undefeated triple tiara filly vs Small Girl, 16 wins in 17 races, a triple tiara who won QEII, Japan Cup and Arima Kinen in her classic year and after an injury and 2nd place in a G2, returned to claim Yasuda Kinen, Takarazuka Kinen and Tenno Sho Autumn, All these horses share the same regular Jockey
>>554694862All foreign umas should be glued.
>>554694862when does the racist spechud come to global? I want to pull her for the memes
1st place J.F. and hopeful S. on a normal mood (rolled 50% failure speed training 3 times, practise perfect + 1 success)
>>554693489>>554693181>>554693080>>554694759Straightaway spurting in her cleavage
>>554695040Rumpel our HERO!
Tama brewed us some tea and she saved the teabag and put it in a little jar. She told me she saves them and when she has like five of them she steeps them all together. I almost threw up.
>>554695103You don't pull for her. She's a secret free character
>>554692443Mommy
>>554695235rat king's tea...
>>554691601>women like taiki don't actually exist
normally practise perfect is given for a double rainbow or otherwise >+30 but training 3x over and getting double mood down debuff and one success is practise perfect and -10 guts -10 stam for practise perfect instead of missing +30 speed
I missed reyes magos Oguri
>>554694641I'm fine with both of them
>gold skills events not completing 5 runs in a rowI'm not finishing this event. Fucking garbage game.
>>554695235There's no use letting it go to waste when you can get more tea out of it...
>>554695417just race more G1s
Instead of using their scripts to cheat their races, the direct injection people should have made it so we can tell when a unity arrow is also a hint
>>554694805It's better than my deck.. My Creek's still LB0
>>554690859She is after she popped out five of my kids.
>>554695551I just want a headless career run mode where all of the options and how they are presented are text on a screen and an option without any of the animations or anything even though it would get you banned
i will never forget about aston machan...
I haven't looked at the general for about a week was there another reveal about certain uma mains like Teio fags being fat or no?
today (in my 6 borrow runs) I did the jp derby on 150 stam/guts and won more, but with 200 stam/guts and less speed (because of my cards) I came 3rd which is lower than the other runs unless I was just unlucky
do you get these from just clearing careers too? Or just the daily rewards?
IKUYOOOOOOOOOO*fucking crashes and explodes*
I started enjoying parent runs after starting to run the GolShi card, specifically the R card. All of her skills are good, no event chain, and you never know what you're going to get when you click on her.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>554695949you just have to do the unity cup (and have any test active) to get them. the free test is probably best for it
>>554695228Arima Kinen awaits
>>554695949You can get them from unity careers which is why the game wont fucking give me long S
>>554686130A prayer before every race and it is what it is
saggitarius room40202001
>>554696084I really like her but it has me pissed that I dont have SSR, and cant borrow it rn (in the past I have)
So if I got this right, everyone here will stop playing for 5 days just to get all the free pulls on Fuku cards, except for the 2 Tama poorfag posters who will try to spark her with their free gibs because they're too poor to buy caratsIs that correct?
>>554696102She has a very pleasant design and color scheme, yes.
>>554694641Why does she have the cuffs..
>>554696132Makes me wonder if he is ever going to lose period, his wins so far seem way too domineering and easy.
>forget to turn volume down>CAIGHEMSU, UMAMUSUME PWEETY DAAHBYYY echoes everywhereThanks Tickezo.
>>554696232do you really use prayers for a video game?
b-bros?
1stplc shuka sho good mood (shit happened)and>queen eliz cup>mood up so irrelevant >>554696184CUMMING!?
>>554696439It's what Shiraoki-sama would have wanted.
>>554696402She is going to take (You) to Horse Prison.
>>554696452
>>554696346NoI will be using the free pulls as I get them instead of doing autistic shit like that or wasting my carats to spark.
>>554696452Which event?
>>554696506ahh ic
>>554696587Die Frage
good job getting 1st in 3 consecutive races, vodkanow go run in the kinen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhfHVVosbg
>>554696663wtf rude
i want to lick kris s whore organ
>>554696439You dont pray before a high failure training?
>>554696786kek
NARITA CARD HYDRATE HINT (right as I get rainbow kitasan lelel)
>>554696429His maturation is "Early but long" so he will start to lose his strength around the 2nd half of his senior year. And the game rolled Oguri's generation as the 2 yo this year + Tamamo Cross will enter his peak maturation time, and it might be really hard to keep up
>>554696786god fucking dammit
>>554696821saar
>>554696346you think those 50 pulls are gonna help you pull a card that needs MLB to be good? luhmow
what's up with finemo's secret end closer thingis it just a reference to a real race? because her unique will probably never fire as an end
>>554696786Smooth execution
We should all weiiiiiiii and combine it into a single soundpost
>>554696102truke
>>554697194I'm not an inkling making a booyah bomb
observation: I win more careers when I take the wit training ~300 wit between kinen and summer 2 and get above the limit break for it. and there must also be an upper limit on the wit I can go to (above 300) before it makes me lose
I wanna drink the Tachyon tea.
>>554696909>lose his strength around the 2nd half of his senior year>Tamamo Cross will enter his peak maturation timeI'm repeating myself, but you continue to tell me interesting sounding fun facts about the game.
>>554696850not for a bideo game I just leave it to fate
>>554697259Mayano on her way to make everyone around her happy because she's so cute
ALL WEI AGENTS ACTIVATE
everything you learn from early on into you learning the game, is still relevant>positive reinforcement useful at least in some edge cases which you would later find and learn >negative outcomes good to cut out bad habits but also disprove later for your stats to benefit
>>554697428hey i already saw this on tiktok
>>554697064>You thinkYes, I got MLB Riko from the free 100 pulls, I only had to spark for the last copy
>>554697572Isn't this how she approaches her toreena to seduce him?
>>554697597WEIIII
>>554697780keep kirking for that flow state
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>554674710Aieee the image limit
>>554697597WEI WEIIIII~
>>554697925>Yes, I needed 200 + pity.ok
>>554694862>Says the one whose best friends are American
>>554697086https://youtu.be/BJOL1zF_bZs?si=uyTe2hmA6j4IPE6T
>>554698106Retard
>>554698291Dumbfuck
I love Rice
Perfectly calculated. Who even needs team rank S.
>>554695612I want an autistic nerdy stacked uma gf so bad bros
>>554697462Maturation is what this game uses as a way to simulate how horses IRL can be jobbers for their junior and classic year but then dominate, and the reverse of that, dominate junior and classic year but fall off after that (There is like 10-15, possibly more, types of maturation)Winning Post has something similar, but in that game they are called growth types and there is only 6 of them:早熟 (Early)早め (Slightly early)普通 (Normal)遅め (Slightly late)晩成 (Late)覚醒 (Awakened / Sustained) (this one is meant for horses like Wonder Acute whose "peak" persists for a long time)
Mares are a massive threat to Torenas and their virginity. Why hasn't Tracen done anything about this?
>>554698113Maruzen is not entirely japanese either.
>>554698652The decision makers are guilty too.
You.
>>554697597
>>554693613Got my cross and holy water ready
WEIIIIIII
>>554698939WTF you can’t just post a man in the uma thread now my boner is gone
>>554695259>She's a secret free characterI got curious, decided to look it up and saw a very cool animation. Now I can't wait for it.https://files.catbox.moe/zg5smo.mp4 Spoilered because it is a spoiler.
last borrow results
>>554697597>>554698069>>554698885Helios NTR.
K-Kino...https://youtu.be/EtNQ9l-apk4?si=7_PySV8ImoV7trmV
>>554698635>There is like 10-15, possibly more>possibly moreThis detail alone seems like a lot of information to keep in mind, makes me wonder how much else there is, or if I'm heavily overthinking things(likely).>WP has something similar, but "worse"(?)Always fun to see when older games have (seemingly?) deeper simulations than far more modern ones>>554698756My cute wife Luna>>554699076And my cute boyfriend
>1st anni SOON
who is this
>>554699153sexo robbo
>>554699262fuck I really need to get a job again
>>554699153That's the door of my room
sex tomorrow
>>554699262>increased probability of tickets
>>554697597WEIIIIIIIIII
>>554699481
>still no clue on whether the afk for 5 days to shift all the free pulls on fuku is a gaslight or notplease...... I need to notify danchud.....
>>554699262>increased probability of winning Tickets
>>554699641Ask yourself if it has ever worked like that when free pulls were split.
>https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2014096930780180797OH PIGGIES THE NICE NATURE WIT BANNER IS BACKGO OINK YOUR HEARTS OUT WITH THAT SLOP FOR THE SPRINT CM AND MANT OINK OINK SQUEEEE SQUEEAAAAAALLLLLL KING PIG OF THE PIG PENITS EVEN GOT SSR FATFUCK WHICH PERFECTLY EMBODIES YOU
>>554699780piggies already mlbd that THO
>>554699262bro that's the new years event1st anni is in like 2 months or something
5 cute facts about my cute wife Tama-chan:-She is an umamusume!-She is the White Lightning of Naniwa!-I love her!!-Tama-chan!!!
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1769028444277022.pngsexo
>>554699869I’m going to have SEX with your wife.
talk about minus rainbow luck
Bwos is this how you fat fuck for Sagittarius?Throw Ines Fujin into the sun, divebomb Ines Fujin, kick Ines Fujin in the pussy, twist Ines Fujin's nipples, upperdeck Ines Fujin's toilet, key Ines Fujin's car. Fuckin bitch showed up and stole 10 energy senior Nov and kept me from popping cum bubble #7. Right after whiffing +50 SPD during summer...my Ignited Whatever SPD and S rank...
>tamamo comes out the week im the most busybwos… im not gonna make it for cm8…
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>554699861clearly the image isn't related to the statementit's kind of global's half anni...
>>554698635What are the styles called in the game?
>>554699869tamamo is poor and has a small penis
>>554699780Shan't roll for nignat
>>554700184
>>554700273>tamamo has a small penisWtf, I love Tama-chan now.
>>554686130spent a ton of effort to train aces that dont win rooms. i dont even know anymore.
>>554700184the only good poster in /uma/
>>554697925>Yes, I got MLB Riko from the free 100 pulls, I only had to spark for the last copySo you didn't get MLB from the free pulls then..?
>>554700273its not THAT small
>>554699231>but "worse"(?)Not really, in this game, maturation is not really that important because you are the jockey, so it doesn't matter when the horse gets good, only that you get to ride it at that time, and for WP, having more types would be useless, as the types that are already in the game cover all possible use cases>>554700239You mean the riding styles? They are:Front runnerDrop-InDrop-OutHold-Up
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FENOMENO WHY DOES MY 0* LB SHAKUR SIT IN STAMINA MORE THAN YOU DO I'M FUCKING GOING INSANE
>>554700608Is it as small as her chest is flat?
+1 to the image limit WEIIIIIIIIII
>>554696346I'm just going to play the game and what will be will be
>>554699780I need that Oguri card more desu. She's already such a monster at LB1 what more if I manage to MLB her BUT my carats are for Tamamo
>she gave you this look post-raceWhat do?
>>554700669its as micro as her manko
baker baker
images hitting limit a lot these days...
OOOOOOO IM ESCAPINGGGGGGGGGG
>673 replies>375 imagesYOU STUPID NIGGERS
I blame the browns (whites in disguise) for spamming stickers
>Kitasansuckingcock.png
>>554700625>maturation is not really that importantSo I was overthinking things, makes sense.
Is the natie/oguri banner for whales? Feels like for late surging its too good to pass on.
>real horse porn.pnghey /uma/ check this out!
Reminder that Tamamo sells porn pictures of herself
ya seethe?ogurismile.png
So... what now?
>>554701009I have NN at 3LB. Not sure if I'm going to risk having to spark that last copy.
>>554701009do you run late surgers in every CM? then pullif not? skip
>>554701009NN's card has everything a late surger needs except for hints. The hints are on Tickezo
>>554700997>teio toilet paper rolls.png
>>554700608>sub 10 inchestamtambros...
>70 posts remaining[teio cumming.png]
>whitemare.jpg
Strictly no more stickers next thread
>>554701025tamamosex.png
>>554701109I have her 3LB, I'm probably just going to use one of the selectors to MLB her for MANT
>>554701412Okay.>Oguri.jpg
sticker.png
>the_sexiest_uma.pngcan someone describe my image to me I can't seem to post it
>>554701371>whitemareTribute.jpg
baker please make the next bread image tamamo its her day (soon)
reminder not to complete your spark for tamamo cross until the free rolls happen
>>554701112>>554701230I usually use Grass who has an inbuilt OYL, and Doto as late surger. Third one is mostly a pacer.
Move>>554701623>>554701623>>554701623>>554701623
>>554701667Have fun being killed by meidos
teio being euthanized.mp4
>>554701472it's Ardan, isn't it?
>>554701456I thought she wasn't on the selector? I already burnt mine getting Teio to 3LB...
If I roll Tamamo Cross, NY Opera O and NY Urara in 50k carats I'm using the anni selector on Taishin.
>>554701732Jannies can fuck off we are at image limit
>>554701943I meat the new ones when MANT releases
>>554702075this is /vIDEOGAMESgENERAL/, you're meant to TALK about video games, hence the high post count you can have on this boardinstead you faggots spam porn as this is one of those boards
>>554702256We get another one? NICE. I can daily pull on the banner and then just burn the selector after I pull 15 garbage R dupes.
>>554701009the NN wit card is so good i run it in decks that arent late. 15% TE is nothing to sniff at.
Bros I can't download tiktok videos with yt-dlp what happened?
>>554702323you dont play this game and should fuck off
>>554702605Check their github for open issues if updating it doesn't fix it, same as always.
>>554702532We should get one around then, think as an Anni mission reward. There's a also a paid support selector as well as the paid uma selector you can get if you want to spend a bit
>>554702785I will never not buy paid selectors. It's a fucking 80+% discount on a guaranteed spark. Even if you don't spend any money on this game (don't. RIP my "fuck many whores in Japan" fund) they're arguably the only things worth actually swiping for.
Guaranteed anything is always a good investment
>>554703062Umas who will give me a guaranteed anything?
>>554703335Creek if you ask very nicely
>>554703429I would just ask to play goo goo babies
