Previous: >>554701623>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races (free 50 pulls)01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554724480my uma isn't in there
>>554724464Fine is... CUTE!?
Why are so many umas submissive when they're many times stronger than ningens?
>>554724685Who led you to believe otherwise?
>>554724902Why are so many male submissive when they're many times stronger than female?
>>554724902at the end of the day, they're women.
>>554724902luring you into a false sense of security
How many more hours until Tamamo is on Global? 16?
>>554724480>No Christmas theme lobby during actually Christmas>No Christmas theme lobby during Christmas Oguri, Biwa, Maya eventWtf is Cyjews problem?https://litter.catbox.moe/9cflz8spe1hybe75.mp4
>>554724859yay stickers
>yuri>pedophilia>general decline of thread qualityhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>554725253I mean its not shocking. Most yuritards don’t play the game.
>>554724705
>>554725174
>>554725253you'd probably feel more at home in reddit. why don't you go there. faggot
>>554725174Haru Urara would NOT do this!!
My uma wants to wrestle with me. What do?
>>554725414We need alot more Nishino Flower lewd animations. I never get to see her in action.
>>554724937HDR>SDR-anyon... no one told me is all
>room host doesn't start room once it fills>cancel my signup at 15:01fuck you if you're going to host then do it right
>>554725174Here's a Christmas theme lobbyArima Kinen, Oguri/Hayahide/Nature only.293119462931194629311946
>>554724937What happens if I say yes and continue to ignore her wishes?
The most gorgeous Uma Musume
>>554725501naked dogeza
umacows
tell me are you bringing your oshi to all CM's? or are you one of those "meta" players? i love seeing my giant oshi run shes extremely cute
>>554725809
>>554725520I'm glad you understand now.>>554725742
>>554725942My oshi is always meta
>>554725942I'm bringing Scarlet to the sprint CMI've had it easy so far with everything being mile/medium/long
I don't want to jerk off today, stop posting fillies
>>554726003Looks like a bratty bitch more than a cute like in that 4koma
>>554725942Bringing Fine whenever possible, my dirt parent situation is atrocious, so I hope I get a couple good ones while making my other Aquarius aces
>>554725174>Christmasexcuse me? it's called winter holidays
>>554726003FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Daily reminder, do NOT log in for 5 days
ear slappingtail huggingerotic umas
>>554725657Get in here! I know every single one of you has a Christmas Oguri ready for Arima Kinen2931194629311946
>>554725942I'm always bringing Teio and she's gonna job longslop (for the 3rd time)
>>554726271baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased
umas need something to grab onto OTHER than their tits
SITES ARE DYING AGAIN and that's my cue to sleep
>>554724859Nice
>>554726146guards hang this toreina by the balls
>>554725942Of course! Not sure how I'll get her to a working Sprint Aptitude but I'll run her regardless
>>554724859>10k krautsno wonder most of them aren't funny
forever my kingu
>>554726003Cute... but also boner inducing.
>>554726176How does she preform? I was gonna give her a break this cm but her kit seems decent for sprint
>>554726456uhhhhhhh their ears? THE TAIL!?>>554726480slep tit gentle wif>>554726526NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WA
>>554726456this is what happens when you get slow metabolism
Are there more umas like Pasa where they're better off being mutated to another style?
>>554726284I swear Im too retarded to build Teio. She always end up in the back
>554726712>salty fin/britcukstill seething over the past I see lol
>>554726996i don't think i've seen a single person run cafe as anything but end
>couldn't hack it in ballet>couldn't hack it as a racistShion...
What's the proper way of training christmas oguri for cm? I have been doing late surger until now but now I'm seeing comments about making her end closer. Does that actually work?
Post the coughing uma
>>554727296I'd answer your question but I fucking hate this image
I would still love her
>>554726576why did you waifu2x this picture
>>554725942I'm not a meta player but I can't be assed to get spark aptitudes for other distances when I'm already praying for everything ELSE to go right in my runs. The RNG has to have a limit.I just run her in every Medium/Long CM from now until my body gives out at the age of 79.
It's been 20 minutes and this room is still 2/16.You guys really don't play this game, eh?293119462931194629311946
>>554726176>F sprint>already has this builtI fuarking kneel
>>554727296Yes, find a decent Dober/Ryan parent, otherwise fairly standard with spurt and Afterschool as one of your heals
>Tama gets native Spurtwat ta fak
>>554727414Dober the whore... the shame of the Mejiro family...
>>554727423>waifu2x >in 2025+1
>>554727460I was expecting a Tamano Cross at the end...
perfect kill!https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=rnZCilvY8D
>>554727296either pace or end works
why is she looking at me like this
>>554727512She also gets Golden Tail Held HighShe might be my favorite Uma to build and I haven’t even tried yet
i wonder if a sprinter/pacer chaser cleric grass wonder with an abysmal amount of stamina would work, her unique works by giving her an insane amount of stamina back so she could probably get away with having stamina in the hundreds
>>554727580Whatever you used some kind of AI upscale it, why?
>>554727489I don't have Santa Cap or Biwa Claus so I'm not joiningHappy Holidays.
>>554727296It works but it takes extra effort because you have to find suitable heals AND spurt, not sure if worth the effort with the time you have left
>>554727730>Implying I'm the same person>Reading comprehension.
cows
>>554727683you remembered to lock your doors right?
>>554727772biggest difficulty for me is that in order to spark her end closer aptitude up, she's way less likely to hit long sespecially without my own long/end parents
ace on my face
>>554727909more like thighcow. made to birth 11 kids
My single front just keep getting raped by pace Hoguris even with shit ton of mid race skills... do I really have to run 2 fronts?
Cheva on my face
>>554727909i see it. kind of.
>>554727489I don't have the Crimbus Oguri Plap
>>554728096you always have to at least 2 fronts if you're planning to do a front strategy
>>554728096never run solo front
>How do you play this char?>I don't have this char, so I can't help.Is this fucking reddit???
>>554728330Do you want people making thing up for you then?
>>554725942You know it, already have a WIP build for Sprint and have the parent ready for Aquarius
>>554728330that sounds reasonable to me
>>554725942my oshis are gold ship and oguri
Can I have 100 free pulls on Tama and 0 on the support cards?I don't give a fuck I've already got enough race bonus and will borrow Fuku
>>554728330what do you want from us. you live in the information age, nigga. you can find info yourself.
729K fans run (I found the extra races)
>>554728516are you bringing goldshi and oguri to the sprint CM?
>>554728330Use Adrenaline Rush to control the timing of her ultimate and get massive speed carryover.
I finally have a 3* of every blue now.
>>554728330I guess you'd also be blaming them if you got gaslighted
>>554728686No my oshis for that one are bakushin and curren
>all parents done>Next CM aces done>All of TT is optimal>All except one>Kingu is 1198 spdI DONT WANNA!! YADDA!
1 day left of the trainer apt test and holy shit you had to do more than 6 runs a day to buy all of the star pieces and shards/tickets/carats and SP/monies
>>554728464insanely based you're a good trainer
>>554728676sure wish I could do runs like that...
>>554728330
My 推し changes every CM。Shrimple as.
>>554725942I am not strong enough to bring sprint F -> S. I admire the dedication everyone else has.
>>554729069just keep trying, never give up! rent biko from your friends
>>554729121Karyl my love
>>554729003I managed to get all of the shards, carats, star pieces, tickets, and support cards. I’m working on the monies now. It’s been a grind.
>>554729154Most I ever managed was 700k, sadly I can't do that consistently, most runs are in the 500-600k area, sometimes maybe 650. Close enough, but ya know.
>>554728330hope this helped
the sexual harassment that male trainers have to endure is no joke!
>>554729319may be a good idea to get SP instead of monies, for the event coming up where you can buy stuff with SP (I think) nice job though. I did the grind big this month and have everything (except banners and useless shoes) bought
>>554727489Congratulations to the winner of Christmas
alright 5 borrows are enough
>>554727683>implying doors can tank umas
>>554729454hmmm nyo>no classic yr gold inspiration? abandon run>fast learner event didn't give fast learner? abandon run
Frontbwos are you staying the path or abandoning ship?https://youtu.be/d6wzIMnqCtM
i would've answered honestly if you didn't shill a sloptuber in your postbuy an ad
>>554727019Pace Teio doesn't work that well during longslops. If you have an anime Teio better bring her as an End closer. If you only have OG Teio like me then you'll never pop your unique and suffer. If you still want to Pace then get angling head-on pray that you get lucky pace, the end closers fuck their accels, and that your opponents' XOguri fails to unique.
>>554729440I’ve gotten all of the SP but I’ve been using it to raise my TT bonus. I didn’t know there was an event for it. The announcement today listed so many events it’s a bit overwhelming.
i need to look for a new club the useless sack of shit we call "danchou" has been stuck at 7mill for 2 months hes just logging in and fucking offcan someone get me his location so i can skin him alive for being useless?
>>554728464>>554729008Might as well post what I've got for Sagittarius and Capricorn, tried to make Christmas Biwa work for Sagittarius but being a pacer that isn't Christmas Oguri is just a bad time
Why is Mambo the best club filled with honest casual players instead of chink botters and sweaty tryhards?
>>554729598I'm not watching your video but this is roughly what I was planning to do for front. Don't think MLB ramonu is in the budget for frontmaxxing since the gacha wit bourbon is like a month later and sees use until like wit daiwa.
>>554728676Ei ei ohhhh.
I know people here like meming and joking about horse fucking but if I was in charge of a real mare like Curren or any other hot uma I don't think I would be able to resist not fucking her. The horse itself isn't hot to me but my brain will imagine that she's actually Curren and that I'm actually fucking Curren and I'll cum inside her faster than stallions.
>>554729769I used a bit of mine too hehe
What if Tracen is a scam?They pretend to "train" your daughter for 3 years while at the same time introducing her to T shaped guy and lonely women so they have sex with them and convince them to become housewives instead of lawyers and stuff
>>554730113Mare pussy juice has a chemical that forces stallions to cum faster, imagine what would it do to your cock anon
>>554730235nothing
Clover status?
>>554730235what chemical
>>554729406gyaru leopard print panties ooooooooooooohhhh
It's almost over...
>>554729406more like sexual arousement
>>554730235how do you know that
>>554730235Is that the reason why farmers are always hitting donkey/horse pussy?
>>554729440
>>554730000>gacha wit bourbonIt's the only card with gold groundwork. I'm on the fence about it. I don't know how easy it'll be to get groundwork spark in the future with all the QoLs. But it's a fact that having the gold skill raise your chances to 40% to 70% depending on how many sparks of that skill you have in your lineage. 70% is extremely huge.
>>554730113>The horse itself isn't hot to meWhat are you, gay?
>>554730652mmm sexo uma not wearing any underpants
Why does Tamachud have 3 different positional skills?
I got around 70k carats. Should I just roll em all on Matikanefukukitaru? Please be honest.
>>554730235
>>554730000the play is to mlb ramonu and get 1 copy of burbon
I'm back from trying out endfieldEnded up taking back my 80GB of drive space
Tell me your intentions with Umas in suits
>>554731329Sex, naturally.
>>554730960so you can build her for each position
GIVE ME THE COUNTDOWN TO TAMA
>>554730235i think you're making shit up
>>554731594tamtamorrow, at tamamoclock
>>5547315945…4…3…
>>554731285Was it any good?
>I'm Gonna Be a Mommy!What the fuck?
>>554731572I just use the umasutra for all positions
>>554710273It's over.
I really want my friend banned. When are they executing it?
>>554730643 Actually hicks love horsepussy because its the one that looks the most like a real woman's pussy and when mares are in heat they tend to flash their pussy at every single chance they get.>SourceUsed to spend every summer at my uncles. No, I didnt fuck the horses nor the chickens I just had to clobber a rabbit
>>554731727ITS CHINKSLOP
>>554731736kids say that all the time
>>554731736first, second, and third cumshots
>>554731736THE RAPED
post that white horse
>>554731736
>>554730525Game was fun while it lasted
>>554725174*holidays
New player here, is it easy to reroll on mobile with this game? Do I just need to clear my data?
the full image
Please stop pairing me against UA8 and US3s....
>>554732140shut up tranny no one cares
What’s everyone’s favorite comic I love my first rate wife and first rate princess daughter
>>554731736So this guy was right all along?
>>554731572imagine the sex
>>554731736my fault guys
>>554732130Sure but the best way is with an emulator multiinstance with sync like ldplayer.Imagine running 10 screens at once to reroll every 4-6 mins.
>>554731963i need fuku to do this to me, lovingly
Do you like smart horses?
>>554732243Facebook boomer tier image
>>554732419many such cases with pedos
>>554732243so she's basically kokkoro?
Thank you so much for answering my question.
>>554731736Nishino is the mommydaughterwife of umamusume
>Senior summerI am very mad
>>554729003>one of the grindiest events>also one of the shortesty..
SHIRAOKIIIII
>>554732418HOEH
>>554732546>Kokkoro>but horseYes, please.
>Four 3 blues on my last 25 umas all speed but still
>Dueling with Hishiama all the way to the finish lineRival shipping kino...
>>554726874Haven't done a SHIT ton of tests since I'm still optimizing my Urara, but both she and Curren seem to win the same amount for now.>>554727498It happened on my very first sprint attempt, so safe to say I think it was meant to be
>>554732726>that img>luna chan will never slap my face with her winter coat earswhy even be alive...
uma ears in my mouth
>>554732914dont do that
gagged
>>554732701>Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>554732914based
>>554733046>was fireHow many zoomer umas are there?
>>554732914japanese artists, please get on this right now
>>554733046Polishing nails takes too much effort...
someone in my club has the same name as another member -1 character with the same uma same title everything. is he cheating the club?
I like how horse girls spontaneously wiggle their ears all the time like real horses, it's very cute.
>>554733576animal girls are superior
do wit cards even stay in wit training anymore? hello?
>>554733697reddit
>>554729406have you seen them? they deserve it
>>554733683had a run where wit curren (60 spec) was nowhere to be seen. went from 500 to 550 wit compared to previous run with no wit despite 15% growth lol
>>554733576with h****c**i you can get 60fps ear wiggle
>>554733576It is very cute. I also like their tails swooshing around often too
>>554733691nibbling on brians cute ears
>>554727772I just did a run getting end closer skills for Oguri and long S and everything went well but then I realized I didn't level the aptitude so end closer is still rank D
>>554731857Kek, what did you expect?
>>554729598I'll continue training my umawife until EoS.
>>554732216the one with
>>554734452bro i love chinkslop, just waiting for it to finish installing
I want to impregnate Kawakami Princess over and over again to make lots of cute, strong babies with her beautiful eyes. Every time her belly starts to get big I'd rest my head on her lap and press my ear to her womb to listen to our baby's heartbeat, even with the risk of the baby kicking me in the head and fracturing my skull through her uterine wall.
>>554733928tiktok actually
>ramonu means peak>is actually peak>cap as in peak>is actually peak>verxina means peak>silver collectorWhat the fuck happened there
normally id never post something so offtopic, but in case any umadacchis already don't have their fill of cancerous gacha massive possible fuckup in endfield, supposedly paypal saved can cause your paypal to get used by other users
Just finished Jordan's career
>>554734309Try running her see if she wins with the wit penalty
>>554731285Kek paypigs using paypal are being hacked by that game making purchases they didnt do
>thread so dead people post about other gacha
why do i get mile s and long s only when im doing fan runs
>>554734571Thats one of my favorites too can’t wait to spoil sweepy when her banner comes out
>>554734623Don't do that...
https://jiggie.fun/IyvKro
>this happens during junior yearim about to have the worst time of my life someone just give me a gun already so i can end it
Umas for awkward middle aged men like me
>>554735142loli ryan and loli dober sex
>>554733697Tiktok "dances" need to die out with this decadeMost uninspiring dogshit catering to no one in particular
everything is not bacchiguu
>>554735352It will be.
>>554735080>he doesn't play the cryers gachaYou're missing out.
Damn botters all quit the game and now the thread is dead...
>>554735301you two will get along just fine
>>554734623Think of your pelvis, man! She'll grind it to dust!
>>554734623Don’t talk about my first rate daughter like that cunt
i like cryers and tanukis
>>554735248I hate that the game lets good things happen to you then instantly punishes you for said good RNG. Just don't put any of that stuff in the game then.
Why is Arima considered long in this kusoge when it's med IRL?
>>554735470this is a ningen spy
>>554734452I liked arknights but man endfield is a literal hoyoclone chinkslop
>>554735127I did a fan run this afternoon, got Long S and AND Turf S, and a decent statline too, but stamina is too low and I wasn't even thinking of making her a CM ace, only of my Team Trials, so instead of another gold heal I got the fucking VISION SKILLtook an hour before I realized she might actually win a few CM races. GODDAMNIT IT ALL TO HELL I HATE THIS GAME SOMETIMES
>>554735616get fucked, debuffer
>>554735597hello hishi amazon
>>554735669the main thing going for those types of games is writing and i never liked arknights writing
>>554735208Do you not want a lot of beautiful grandchildren? Might need you to do some babysitting btw.
>>554735597Thank you for feeding my trainee properly, Hishiama
>>554735470where the fuck are the horse ears
>>554735685>Gets the coveted Triple S>Anon goes full retard
>>554735669does the factory thing even use brain or is it baby cookie cutter so the whales and kids can do it
>>554735843anon i think you need your eyes checked
>>554724480
Good mourning for Jakarta, /uma!I am just awake, please post the horse!
>Each distance has a single D runnerwho wins this
>>554735456Do you want to fuse the thread back?
>>554735505She can carry me around with like, one arm, it'll be fine.>>554735510This cunt loves your first-rate daughter and nothing you say is going to change that. Pic related is her praying at a fertility shrine.
>>554736161One win two draw two lose
>>554735597
>>554736161Did you run second choice at end of first year?If so, your team wins. Dunno why the game always gives a terrible rating in this scenario but you should be fine.
>>554736161It's Biwa, what could go wrong?
>>554729319that's a lot of careers. I got the carats, shards, tickets, and realized I have 5.6M monies and 1.7M SP, don't need those (next time I'm rolling on supoka is the summer), and I don't need star pieces for Taiki, Urara, Raisu, or Fuku, since they're all 3* anyway. I still need to do 30 more careers so I don't get kicked from my club, so I might wind up grinding everything anyway, but I've got all the important stuff already.
good night /uma/
>600 stam>2 gold recoveries>creek npc still wins Tenno Spring
I LOVE ORENJ!!!
>>554736346good night musuru
>>554735301Take the gyaru pill
>>554730113alright, that's enough internet for today
>>554736346Oyasumi
>>554735935It's watered down slop, too many people cried in CBT and so it's just a useless gimmick on par with stuff like Nikke's Outpost. Plus none of the cool operators are in the game. Maybe as EOS-approaching bait to make the last few bucks.Just think of it like Girls Frontline 2. But without the girls and the feet. Updated a cool niche game with an interesting story to mass market hoyoclone slop.
>>554736148
Haha
>>554736497i want to fuck paama
>>554736397>witlet
>>554736497need me a palmer
>>554736497friend pure hearted gyaru are not real...
>>554736268Spe would like Hishiama for not being a Ch*stnut
>>554736267>>554736304>>554736316I ran second choice for first year
>>554736562>faggot
>>554730770STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK MARESGODDAMNIT ALL TO HELL
>>554735301Oguri Cap or Maruzensky.
>>554735456Still hereStill botting >:)
>>554731845>claimI can confirm, I was a wrangler at a summer camp for years, taught kids how to ride horses. Mares in heat "wink", but they're not winking their eyelids, if you know what I mean. It's to signal stallions that they're thirsty, as it were. No, I didn't, and fuck you for asking.
>>554736718Mares will push human males against a wall when they're in estrus. They can smell your thoughts. If you even have a curious side-thought of "hmm", they know.And if you see it 'wink', run. Or don't. Just, try to aim for something padded.
>>554736591I refuse to face such a grim reality
>>554736951But you posted a Stallion
>>554732418>>554732673ARIGATOUUUU
>>554736958You know it to be true...
i want to see umamusume wink
I'm convinced horse fucking is going to give me horse AIDS and there's a full horsefucking psyop in swing to try and get me to fuck a horseI'm not going to fall for it.
>>554736409
>>554732704FIVE MONTHS UNTIL SHE'S MINE
>>554737094I have one for you.
>>554737085why did it take me this long to realize that the vn section is the umas animated on a greenscreen
maybe a horse could be the first organism i fuck without having to pay
>>554737253What Uma is this?
I got 30k carats and am deciding between pulling for Fine Motion or Valentine Eishin Flash, I like both so which trainee should I pull?
>>554737271Since when are horses free
>>554735849I'm so pissed at myself. I wasn't even thinking of an ace run, because I've been farming dirt sparks. The one parent was Rudolf, and the other was a 5* Haru with 2* dirt sparks, wanted a dirt spark on Pasa so I could get a good parent for Taiki. That blocked "Hey this could be an acceptable Saggy ace" from even being considered by my retarded brain. I'm seething, Pasa has a native gold heal AND I DIDN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
>>554736951>Mares will push human males against a wall when they're in estrus.Do you have any proof of this or is my search history gonna put me on another list
>>554737459it doesn't have to be my horse
>>554737257Cuz it isn't always true.
Is an Amiya acceptable, or does it have to be an Uma?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gja0b3MbhLg
>>554737253why did she take off her mask?
>>554736216it's not that Kawakami Princess isn't hot - she IS - but she's one of the most beautiful umas. Insanely beautiful, her eyes are magic. Every time I see a screenshot of her it tempts me to fall in love --> spark her next month.
>>554737580this is only the home screen stuff right?those did feel different...
>>554737580Hate this stupid granny schtick
>>554736951Teiofags are too heavy to push against a wall
>>554737606>the first wife
>>554736161Every team should have a DD runner.
i would contact fatal umaids to fuck an umamusume
bwos...endfield is on fireshould we help?
Best NPC
N-No one here accually fucks or want to really fick horses right?
Is this good for graded league?
I guess there are no free Tamtam pulls after all?
sexo suzuka horse pussy
ICE COFEE
>>554738125I don't know what that isI rarely venture outside of this general
>>554738153Of course not. Why would anyone do that?
>>554738137what would umamusume be like if it used original horses instead of real life famous ones?
>554737686>>554737670I think sooo? Cinematics are obviously another excuse, but that's a given.
>>554737606in some cultures, livestock are just natures onaholes.
>>554738153No.I also have madonna whore complex for all the Uma's, I don't want to fuck any of them either.
>>554735003I heard about it and decided to check out their general. I'm fucking cackling at the concept of a paypal gacha roulette having the chance to completely IRL brick a random person
>>554738153mare posters really creep me out honestly.
man Spurt only appears on Long A runs what the fuck
>>554738259No one would play it. The main attraction to JPfags in the beginning is>see this famous horse? now YOU can train her!
>>554738441Serves them right for using Paypal.
>>554737420Flash
>>554738153>that guy that posted videos of someone fucking a horse in the uma generals and google gave no similar results for it
>>554737257me running in place in front of greenscreen
>>554738562paypal is jew af, but i still use it because it really only fucks over the merchants. Better than putting your CC on literally any site - trust me - javascript skimming is insanely common
>>554738661Such elegant movement
>>554737420FLASH AAHHH
>>554738593>google gave no similar results for itWhat an odd thing to say.
>0% spd growth rateEASY skip. Also, they haven't mentioned at all free rolls, was this a lie?
>>554737420flash, so you have a chance to get spooked by vbourbon also.
>>554724480me in the top-center-center-right-center-right
>>554738958They're probably all going to Fukikitaru since we're following the JP formula now. If not, we'll get free rolls the 29th or some shit. It's not the worst growths. Could be guts.
>>554738958>innate spurteasy pull
>>554737420https://youtu.be/LfmrHTdXgK4
>>554738958>End Closer with innate 0.3 acceleration>Released before a straightaway spurt CM>Prior to CM9 and it not having any reliable activation except El Condor Pasa, Taishin, and...Oh... well, good luck anon! :^)
>>554738245Is that Sodashi?What's' in the rest of that image?
>>554738737NTA - I don't trust paypal as much as any website could have skimming
>>554738958micro pussy
>>554738137This is an extraordinarily cute horse girl.
>>554738958>Pace A, Late A, End A>at least 50% chance to have a style pinkJust to make sure, you would never want to use her as a parent, right?
>>554737654100% agree. I couldn't help but fall in love with this beautiful princess.
Fuck you, Curren. You're getting mutated into a front runner and running with Falco in the front.
>>554738593Google reverse search has been HYPER garbage since forever now, trusting google with anything in this regard shows your lack of experience and proves nothing.Besides, it could be from a dedicated animal fucker website, some dark net faggotry (unlikely) or whatever.
>>554739464judt get lucky bro or buy the spark modification when it comes around
>>554738661I wish the uma ears would do the radar dish motion
>>554738958On JP, her banner was on December 22, with free pulls starting on December 27 for the new year's campaign. Strictly speaking there's nothing tying it to her directly, it's just free pulls on whatever uma banner is ongoing. Delaying the new years celebration when it would at least be somewhat appropriate in january would be strange though, if they were gonna move it they should have moved it onto new year if anything.
>>554724685Why are girls with high-pitched obnoxious shrieks always the best?
>>554738958>pace skill>late surger skill>end closer skillTosen Jordan doesn't look so retarded now, does she?
Well, I FINALLY made a fucking long S goldship, idk after 20 goddamn tries? I don't want to think about my long spark luck DESPITE IT BEING ON ALL 6 PARENTSput her in 10 practice rooms vs my other S rank goldships and... she won none. I guess long S isn't enough to carry the stat/skill differencenot saying "long S bad" but more like "your best uma is your best uma S or not"
>>554739676looks like she'd ahegao easily
No one here fucks mares, it's just all fun and jokes
>>554739694Your mistake is not long SIt's End Closer Savvy, the moment you bought that skill, your uma was forced to never win again.Also, your uma only has prof of curvature as speed skill, the other has long corners and end closer straights. You're not losing to stats.
>>554739694Well yeah anon, your non-S Long Golshi has 4 midrace skills plus her unique. Your Long S one has none of that. You're not gonna win in a raw speed contest, Umamusume is a midrace game.
finished my runner premadesdoing a full club (all your clubmates) in 2 lobbies, doing 2 runs each lobby, in an 18-runner lobby/track, you have 8 (or 4 each) spaces for your own horses and you can use that to test your daily new umas against a constant level or rate of performance. this helps you test out new ones or even find hidden gems
>>554738137
>>554739676Tama has those skills while also being A in all of those positionsJordan has a B in Late..
>>554739897>>554739898the other goldship has one singular more midrace skill... wouldn't really call uma stan "midrace" since it always goes off in 3 seconds
flatties
Imagine trying to pass another uma and her big fluffy dress keeps hitting you in the face
>>554740183sexo suzuka
>>554740239Let's not pretend it was the dress and not Biwa's fat fucking head blocking her
>>554739897NTA but what's wrong with end savvy?All my cafes people TELL ME to get it
>>554740136
>doing well>too well>get get pace down mode at the last checkpoint before pace keep ends>catapulted to the backI am having a bad day and pace keep is a notable contributor.
I FORGOT TO BRING MY MAMBO PLUSH FUCKEnjoy these mambo-less pictures
>>554740136Umastan is taken for the midrace to knock you out of Pacedown Mode, anon. That's why it's strong.
>>554740419It makes NSM harder to proc, or that's the gaslight.
>measly 200 pts shy of first S bancho>gutsle sigh
>>554740403RUDE AND WRONG
what did my uma do to deserve this?
>>554740239why are you normalfags so obsessed with making your clips 720p when it results in dog shit like this?>reee 480p is blurry!at least I can see what is happening
>>554740737it literally tells you>rushed>front
>>554740665Where did that gaslight originate, that's a good one
>>554740403Imagine the view
>>554740419I also am constantly told to get it lol, now I don't get it
>>554740840Libra cup was the one where end closer spam began, right?Everyone says that since end closer savvy gives 360° vision, your uma won't be blocked for NSM to hit, anecdotal evidence backs it up too.
>>554740403Anon is so fucking MEAN
>>554739943Love this dumb bitch like you wouldn't believe
>>554740993That's a funny thought, although unsupported by how the mechanics doc describes vision and front blocking mechanics.
at the end of the night I ended up with 30 TP, so I can do a run for my TTs and spend 10 carats to do one more after to choose between two for my next ace. very pog (for the class 6 team)
>>554741551>mechanics doc
why does the docs say that pace is the least efficient for stam/HP conversion? what about front runner?
https://jiggie.fun/YwES0xhttps://jiggie.fun/YwES0xhttps://jiggie.fun/YwES0x
>>554741897Ask cygames, it's pretty easy to verify by looking at the uma starting HP on frame 0 if you put a race into hakuraku.
Ug1 rank full career video looking away or pausing for "chats with other trainers" more like "checking his bot for the best move
>>554740748Because I'm lazy and use Handbrake to smash it down until I have a 10MB version with audio and a 4MB version without and just use a 720p preset I made for bothHere's a 480p version I smashed together, though honestly it doesn't really look any better since the snow really forces me to drop the quality slider
>>554738958stamina/power growth is probably ideal for long-distance umas, actually. As much as I bitch and moan about Golshi being allergic to speed capping.
dead threaddead game
>>554739214Do not ask questions to which you do not know the answer
>why you are stuck at B rank (and how to improve it) - YouTubewere people worse back then
I love Rice
>>554740537
>rice shower run>took biko instead of super creekbricked 1/2 my TTs runs I get today
>>554742327When normie streamers tried the game they celebrated beating URA finals at all, but if you rerolled for kita you were usually making 12k umas out the gate if you had a brain.
>>554742438me too
Stinko Windy
im making a gold ship parent uma (rice shower) with gold ship stam R currently... n-not that I wanted it to be on my team trials... baka!
>>554742623Why are you namefagging?
>>554742793NTA, what's wrong with that
>>554742327Yes. I didn't get my first A+ uma until late August. Combination of ignorance and shit supoka (because I blew all my carats on uma banner, not cards). My deck was pretty bad until around early October, then it was tolerable. Held until December to get my human rights with Kita, now it's not bad, have almost every SR card MLB'd as of Kita's banner. But I have yet to train an S-rank uma.
>>554742793For requests and to update the drive.
>kikuka sho>450 stam>BOFA>run as late surger>do great.>2nd place approaching late race>creek takes off>creek crosses the finish line a DST ahead>BOFA activates 20m from the finish lineplease remove super creek from the game.please give us the update that makes BOFA only proc mid race.
>>554742605nice!
>get into 5 cm lobbies to test Christmas Oguri>lose 4>win 1 with Long A Goldship
>jr yr late jul >lvl 5 corner recovery >lvl 3 straightaway recover>deep breathsBASED kitasan rerun
everything about air groove just tells me shes into bdsm she reminds me of bitchy office ladies that are into some really degenerate shitthe haircut, make up and personality all of it is there
>>554743020>>deep breathsthis isn't from kitasan tho
>>554742891Why are you larping as someone else? What is going on at these hours?
What times are we aiming for in sprint cm?
>>554743064hmm
>>554742327>Resting is KILLING YOUR RUNS>they tell you to hit wit every turn
>>554743109But I'm him
>>554740537>>554742474What did you order?
>>554743231Get your paws off me you dirty ape, you're not him.
Are there any mandatory skills or uniques for sprint cm? Or do I just throw some cards on falco and go at it?
>>554743178umm it trains speed though
>>554743258We both got the Hamburg carrot steak combo
>>554742327>13 minutes yapping>2 minutes contentSchool essays continue ruining burger education for yet another generation.
>>554743445Meticulous Measures and Straightaway Acceleration/Rushing Gale are the only things mandatory for everyone except ends. But why run ends.
>>554742939I went back to look at my vets - my first non-deleted A+ uma is a Curren Chan from mid-OctoberI think I've only been A+'ing in recent months because of Aoharu and a partly better understanding of the game
>>554743687>But why run endsSpurt works on the track.
>>554742967>haruten>620 stam>Calm & Collected>Corner Recover>450 wit>first place on last corner>creek takes off>wins by 2 lengthsOK WHAT THE FUCK
>>554743056tell me you never read her career without telling me you never read her career
500 wit, mile, pace chaser savvy vs another mid race velocity on taikii can't tell what savvy is supposed to do and when its good or not, especially on pace
>>554743687My oshi is best on End
>>554743959NTA but I skipped it, QRD?
>tenno spring>670 stam>320 wit>condor stays inside line>refuses to change lanes>every other rival uma takes off>she's dragged to the back>breaks free>crashes into the pace chasers and is dragged back again>5th place DST behind every non-genericThere was nothing unfair this race, just really poor pathfinding. it just sucks when it happens.
>>554743687Spurt is literally one of only 3 guaranteed accelerations for Sprint CM. (The other being El Condor Pasa's unique, and Tamamo's unique, who also has Spurt innate.)
just saw a horse onahole webm in /pol/now go and watch it
>>554743459I know you ate them both, tubby.
Is there a way to naturally remove Migraine?
>>554743687>>554744178i hope you haven't already made your parents, because highlander is mandatory.
>>554743838If someone makes a sprint Golshi I'm going to laugh until I piss myself
>ah yes i think i'll train Flash today
>>554744338extra training and summer rest is it I think
>>554744338nopeeither rest in summer or see a doctor
>rice shower>hint lvl 3 lay low>hint max for the cornerrec, 4 straight >hint lvl 3 deep breaths>lose on the long before summer campim so bad at longs. WASTED. that was THE run to get without maestrom
>>554744119she likes flowers, excellence, deeply reveres her mother, and comes to fully trust and rely upon (You) in the course of the 3 years you spend together. Dumb faggots look at her design and assume they know the uma's personality, e.g. Meijro Dober.
>>554744503I love you, Bitey
>>554744536>comes to fully trust and rely upon (You) in the course of the 3 years you spend togetherI wonder now, are there umas who still hate/distrust you after the career?
>>554744503
>>554744412Are these thing technologically advanced enough to clean itself yet?
>>554744536she's also an anal retentive domineering wife
>>554744503Really hope I get my the last 2 chinpo windy cards to MLB her.
>>554744674horsegirls? no, you have to clean them yourself after cumming in them especially the retarded ones
>>554744536So she's an umawife who is a proper yamato nadeshiko unlike the girlfairue nice nature umawife version.. I see
>>554744178while not guaranteed, mummy creek's unique is pretty consistent.be top 4 and within 1 length of the uma in front on the final straight.same potency as condor unique. if 2nd it can double with / chain off condor's unique. mummy creek herself can't run sprints though. would need to spark up to C and get 2+ inspirations, and probably want to be Front to secure top 4 too, which requires the rest of your sparks to get from D to B and again hope for inspiration up to A.
>>554744359>Highlander is mandatoryIt's cope if you have nothing else but Turbo Sprint.
I can't believe Golshi made me walk to Hotspring on foot, raped me, and then MIB'd my memory away at the end
>>554743117If you want to compare room times make sure to use hakuraku to see the simulation time since the ingame display is all sorts of fucked up to only display times similar to real world finish times. You did achieve what's pretty much a min roll in terms of possible ingame displayed time though.
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>>554744983what the dober doing
If I have to choose between>1.1k spd, long s>1.2k spd, no long s>rerollWhich should I pick?
Gold skills or many whites if rankmaxxing?
*ponders*
>>554745161the one with more midrace skills
>>554744628No. Dober herself, allegedly the pinnacle of this, turns out to just be shy and timid around men, and a bit of a tsun. Gold City is similarly prickly, but would collapse without (You)r attentive watch. All the umas are for (You), to a greater or lesser degree. Not all of them give you a marriage confession like Silence Suzuka, but they all are grateful to and rely on toreina-san.
>>554744983sauce? google images doesnt like webm
>>554744983What game is this? Asking for a friend.
>>554742957Can you do something with a sweaty King Halo
>>554745176How does one uma become so fucking sexy my god
nerdy uma musume are a blessing
710 stam, 1 gold 3 whites is enough for 3200? does that sound right?
>>554745317zenno sex onions
>>554743459nice
>>554745317
why does the umalator lie about how much stamina you need for miles
im going to use her for long CM open league with my special week. yes I had a hint lvl for sunny daysthis is a good C+ IMO
>>554745317i'd follow her into battle
>>554745759I'd let her make me a prisoner of war and eventually her sex slave
>>554745336for 3200, unlikely. Libra required 900 stam+2 golds to comfortably not die. theres a really big stam gap from 2500-> 3k+
>>554745615>>554745317
>>554743459
>>554745871Ok this is a huge improvement what the hell
>>554745848then how the fuck did it beat me...it has been a while since i made my long tt aces
>>554745881>Anon is cheating on his uma wife with 3DPD
7758 5939sag practise (<A)
>imagine>find things to bend her over>i m a g i n e
I want to use Taishin for Sagittarius but running her career is making me want to rip my ball hairs out one by one.
>>554745881that looks good
>>554745701did she die at haruten or somethingwouldn't it be easier to get better stamina and no skills than 4 recoveries with no wit?
>>554745759The leader of the great Uma Rebellion. Humans are DONE
>>554745995anon you have 16 gates
>>554740403her head is not that big
>>554746089im not very good at long horsesshe died at the 2500 before summer camp
>>554744986>ingame race time results are basically fully rngCygames has built a truly devilish gaslight game
>>554745965Wit is a big factor on long. TT is also in general unpredictable as are all races - that stam+recov would likely die most times /10. If theyre LS or EC that also factors quite a bit.
>>554746048You're not gonna lose the derby to Tickezo right?
>>554746026I'm not normally into her type, but god I'd pound that umanko bent over a stack of books.
>>554745701>>554746167why are you using a c+ uma in the first placeopen caps at b
>>554746089she died at the 3200 before summer camp
>>554746107
>>554746283Please post results tomorrow on CM, open league is a complete mystery to me.
I lost in the long flower sho to gold ship, which probably had like 200 speed by that point in the career mode sag room (pls repost) 1780 8279with 9 paddocks and 3hr start time (im going to bed). feel free to join both - maybe the first (starts in 1hr) will tide you over until the 3hr one! 1780 8279
>>554746506you posted the same code twice
I need like 500 veteran storage. I'm addicted to white sparks
sag practise room (private) 1780 82791780 82791780 8279starts in 3hrs. pls repost if you need more before it starts. im going to bed >>554746414okie
>>554745759>>554745817only first-rate torena-sans will be held prisoner for breeding
waitAngling doesn't work in Sprint CM?what the fuck do I use on Front uma then?
https://jiggie.fun/JVNwLQhttps://jiggie.fun/JVNwLQhttps://jiggie.fun/JVNwLQ
>>554746795I need to fuck that
>>554746827pasa/mummy creek inherit
>>554746827>yAAAAAAAAAO *cums*shes so sexy
>>554746827>what the fuck do I use on Front uma then?dueling mechanic
What's the schedule of extra star piece races?I don't know why they removed the announcement.
>>554746827>what the fuck do I use on Front uma then?A hot springs ticket; your fronts are taking a break next CM
>>554747075Why front isn't strong here?Half duration acceleration comparing to medium/long mean they should not be able to catch up easily?
results from the sag cup (open) practise race 1 with 2 teams (labelled) of 3 umas + 1 uma put in by an extremely based and excellent trainer
so is no stopping me a priority for sagg?
>>554747250>LongOf fucking course
>>554747212The best umas aren't front runners.
damn. ~80 stamina was between rice showering going into open league sag cup and losing to the track sag (open) practise room, 9 spaces public off: 1780 8279 1780 8279 1780 8279
>>554747387>4/9You fucked up.
Chiyono wouldn't rape her trainer
>>554747334My oshi is a front runner...
>>554747510thats me and my 1 uma
>>554746827Guts, unironically. That guts unity cup skill activates pretty nicely. Although that will probably require your whole team to be built around guts.
speaking of sag
its not even open grades, at all
>>554747682The German agenda in /uma/...
>>554747634>you need gutsUrara it is->you also need speedUrara and Ines it is->you also need powerUrara, Ines, and yeppers SR it is->1200 wit too btwwhat do I do?
>>554747712DaSca
>>554747212Because the fronts won't be able to establish their xbox hueg leads before some Pace activates Rushing Gale/Turbo Sprint/MM/etc and runs them downYou're basically rolling the die that your skills activate and everyone else whiffs theirs, except the odds are slanted in their favor
>>554747212Falco is the only good front runner for CM9
>>554747790dasca is a pace wdym
actual real sag cup open practise room. 10 spaces (for 3x teams of 3 uma), public off, startsin 3 hrs (pls repost) 6032 12936032 12936032 1293you can stay in or join the other if youd like
>>554747874this room is bugged for me but im leaving it up in hopes that someone else will gain from it. im gonna go to bed
>>5547478743*3 = 9You need 3 umas for CM
>>554745881nobody will ever be able to convince me that "hamburg steak" isn't a complete abomination that shouldn't existthe garlic bread looks good though
>kinda incompetent>obsessed with dairy products>friend/roommate is a fatty>huge boobsDantsu is the ultimate white girl uma
how good is oguri as a latesurger for dirt TT
blappepo cant drink milk lmao
does "Number 4" uma that got cucked in Digitan career have an IRL counterpart?
Is Innate experience better than Professor of Curvature? I can only buy one.
>innate experience >have to buy it lmao
>>554748172Innate if endProf if front
>>554748172from my observations, innate exp is a win harder skill
>>554748172Innate is great if it activates after acceleration phase
As an ambassador of 4chan, I formally proclaim Vivlos as an /uma/ uma. No longer will she belong to the brown. I am officially NTRing the youtube.
>>554748172professor can proc twice on this track
>>554748270It's a pace chaser
>>554748172It's a late race skill which is low priority, you need mid-race curvature
just spent 800 on horse pulls and got no fine motionbut lots of star pieces!
>>554748389UOOOOH UMANKOOOOOO
>>554748389
>>554748025is she from wisconsin
>>554748389But the advertisers...
>>554748430>800800 what, anon?
>>554748172id choose depending on if you have a lot of mid or not.
>>554748393Prof if it's xmas capInnate if it's any other uma (you bought angling too here)
>>554748389ummm laisu...
>>554748462every carat is one more star piece closer to a 4*...
>>554748389I wanna lick her Rice and make her Shower
Reminder that Tamamo Cross will immediately show up for you if you use paid carats.
Paid... Carats...?
>>554748389Can someone post that one hyper realistic AI Rice video, you know what I'm talking about.
I got the :3 uma
>>554748692How would I do that? I sit on 90k free carats
>>554748341Based
>>554748771Muskateer Dia is leagues better
>>554748680Good decision.
Can you idiots stop posting blatant porn and getting yourselves banned as a result?
>>554748862nyo
>>554748389laisu you forgot your panties
>>554748389ADVERTISERS DON'T LOOK
>>554748862It self fixing problem.
Why do the white stacks always come on a 1*
>>554748945BASED and TRUE
>>554749024holy grand grandparent
>>554749024holeh moleh you also got groundwork and sunny days so maybe its worth keeping
>>554748771
>>554749024its loopable!
>>554749024Goddamn, that beats my personal record by 2.
>>554748771yay!
I hope you're ready for this year's Summer, /uma/
Fuck you, SweepyFlowah is my new best friend.Just shows up and spooks me with Charming
>>554749104>2* groundwork>grandparentlmao
>>554749206read again
>>554749253It's called great grandparent retard
>>554749253no
Inu musume...
>5 borrows>0 Long S>double circleuh, 10 borrows when?
I had a massive bowl of indian curry and I can't stop farting.
>>554749451Please don't post pictures of my sister-in-law next to such disgusting text.
I cba doing 10 borrows every day and at some point there are going to be better parents in the legacies pool than any borrow (except for events and cup)
>>554749347Big dog when...
>>554749451Narita Brian's carnivorous farts
>>554748341
>>554749543kek
>>554749543post it on the 'cord already
>>554748018have you had hamburg steak? its actually so fucking good and one of japan's best comfort foods
Hamburger steak?
>>554744361Better get pissing then
>piss bottle was a half drunk bottle of drink umamusume
>>554749758what the FUCK
What did cygames mean by this in the official docs?
>>554749758Let me see that Creek. Does she win?
>>554749758I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY CM8 ACES STOPdeck and sparks please
>>554749758>Deej NUTS
>>554749758Based. Replace Golshi with Taishin and you have the CM9 metacuck comp
>>554749758Goddammit can't get away from this bitch ANYWHERE
>>554745881We channeled our inner Oguri Fat and we've been here for two hours ordering the worst shit off the menu just for the cards
>>554749653i did and only got 3 skull emojis
ITS SO OVER AAAAA
>>554749843Why not? They have official three-sizes of each umas
>>554750090heh good job
If I have, say, Golshi with godly white sparks, and use her as a parent for any other uma, and then that same uma is used as parent for another Golshi, will the new Golshi get the whites of the original, or just like with affinity she gets 0 things from her if she's her own grandparent?
I'm not even gonna pretend I understood that
DANCHOOOOOI'M BUILDING FACTORIES DANCHOOO
>do fan run>get thisfuck you danchou
>>554750228She won't necessarily get 0 things from her but odds are the lowest they possible could be. You can proc your own unique during inspiration and have nothing happen which is pretty funny.
Is this too skinny?
>>554750304Your paypal has been repurposed towards the club
this is worth -3 mood tbdesu
>1* gwMan. I would've used this if it had 2*, fuck the blues.
>>554749543can someone explain this to me? what happened
>>554750385Cute!
>>554750376Well she's still my only spurt source so I'll have to take it, not like there's many other choices so far
>>554749758>Pasa (front)>mummy creek>GolshiGO AWAYTHIS ISN'T YOUR RACE
>club drama shit>sloptuber drama shit>porn postingAhh /vg/
>>554749345
>>554750228She'll get 2.5% increase chance of inherit the white sparks like any parent/gparent, but with zero affinity in firing the sparks in career
Urarafags, any plans for the sprint CM? What accels are available to her?
>>554750559Which club imploded now?
>>554749880>>554749945I did this race a few hours ago and don't have it saved, iirc most of her other stats were in the 600s and she didn't do too wellGolshi was running 3spd/2wit iirc, think it was kita/biko/baku/fm/nn/riko, can't remember the sparks but definitely a shitload of sprint sparks>>554750036Funnily enough I'm going to run Taishin myself, mostly because this is the first CM I'm even going to have her (gonna spark her off the all uma banner).>>554749978I was too excited to tell that anon to get to pissing that I forgot to censor the trainer's name...
>>554750694Its always Mambo
>>554750694Yours.
>>554750740Mambot
*picks at your scab*
>>554744178>>554744892Smart falcon's ult works as long as it doesn't proc in the very first 100m of mid race
>>554750821People are still botting right now when 3rd part tools are at a 5 star wanted level? Kinda stupid
Coco Orange
>>554750842Don't do that my mom said it scars
>>554750671I'm running her end with Spurt from inherit and Rushing Gale from Teio. I have had some soul crushing inspirations that have only gotten me to Turf B despite 13 sparks and her power isn't high enough for my 3 SPD, 2 wit, Tazuna deck. I'm considering either waiting for Anshinzawa to use that extra stamina I'm getting from races to gamble Nothing Ventured, or I'll rock New Year's with the additional Power gain.
>>554750842*eats it*
>>554725942i’m trying to mutate hishiama but the runs have been dreadful
>>554750927Anshinzawa drops before CM?My third ace will need that nuke if real.
https://jiggie.fun/screen_time
>>554749528need burapi-chan…
>>553543626here you go
You guys are wack
>>554751421this is bussin fr !!! thanks homie !
>>554751421can I request a Falco rabi?
Have you considered getting a tattoo related to your horsewife? What design do you think you will go for when you inevitably decide to take the plunge?
This has got to be the longest CM, bro. Why is it not started yet
>>554751757I think tattoos are disgusting and my umawife will surely agree
>>554727683>can't have you collapsing on me!As if that would matter!!!Daisca will just flip you over and keep riding...
>>554751421you've really got a knack for maintaining the umas aesthetic, well done. (op btw)
>>554750740Don't know what you're talking about.We're having a GOOD TIME
>>554751815You've still got to design one though, so that you'll be ready when you change your mind!
>>554751757Which umas even have tattoos? They'd be top % females in this world so I don't think they'd do it at all
>>554752023Shakur
>>554752023Shakur has an arm tatoo.
>>554752063>>554752061Oh that makes sense
>>554751640already on my list
>Double debuffer in a sprint raceI want whatever this guy is smoking
what if the one piece was just an uma all along....
How do you respond without getting mad?
>>554751848>>554751421i wonder if they do these too
>>554752419This is just an inferior version of the /mlp/ pasta
>>554752419lol, lmao
Sorry danchou I had a medical emergency today so I can only do a failed oguri run.
>>554749758Based
>>554729598Wtf is this slop, surely no one plays EXCLUSIVELY one style in this game?
>>554752835you’d be surprised how hard people try to latch onto stuff so they can be tribalist about it
>>554752835Well, not exclusively but I do main fronts. I'll build other styles here and there, sure, but my roll plans will be based around making fronts as strong as possible.
>>554729598Ballroom seiun SKy is so gay looking
>>554752835fronts are kinda all or nothing the way they're designed
>>554752835It is slop. He has videos for all 4 styles ready
>>554752835Front players tend to not have parents for other styles because it takes so much time. like with me for lates, but that's because I'm lazy
>>554753237
>>554753237already knew that guy stole it
>>554724480>be me>open /vt/ archive>look for horse>find unexpected mention of horse pussy from /uma/ on /vg/>lurk those posts>"Oh, I will finally know if a umafag really did fuck a mare.">open catbox>Wait a damn minute. I'VE SEEN THAT HORSE ASS!!!>check folder>preview a few videos>It is the exact same POV and mare ass.>FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!YOU STUPID RETARD DECEIVER CUNT! You just cut off the first 4 seconds with the video title watermark and cropped the top of the video to remove the real horsefucker's nickname. The full video is called "Buckskin Butts" by TheMaresBeast. I know you wanted to reduce the filesize to fit all that under 200 MB but YOU ARE STILL A LYING DECEIVER SCUM!I expected a new video and what do I get? A umafag pretending to be a real horsefucker by posting a cropped low resolution video of someone else.>>550664625>I fucked my first mare because of this game>>550671315>I didn’t have a recording of my first time so I had to go at it againYOU STUPID LIAR! The video is from december 5, 2021 or maybe it's even older!!! YOUR LIE IS EXPOSED NOW, (YOU) WHORE!!!!>where's the sauce?The links are in the archive. I won't risk it.TheMaresBeast fucked many breeds of horses. This one is obviously a buckskin horse, he's also fucked a quarter horse, a palomino horse, ,a white pony and other breeds. He even fucked a sheep and he was based until he let himself be fucked by a stallion. Then he posting content for who knows what reason. What a pussy!P.D: I HATE VTUBERS. I HATE GACHA. AND I HATE UMAMUSUME! These are all just anime girls.
Wada Ryuji (Opera O and Wonder Acute's jockey) has officially retired and will be a trainer. He fell and got injured with a pelvic fracture two weeks ago and couldn't make a recovery so he decided to retire instead. End of an era for sure but wishing him the best going forwardhttps://x.com/keibalab/status/2014227771560698199
>>554753237Whadahell
>>554753410> He fell and got injured with a pelvic fracture two weeks agodoto did this
>>554753410Thread talking about Wada and Opera O's unique relationship and how much he treasured being his jockey for extra infohttps://x.com/racingKilns/status/1959983607440912716
>have uma with 700 stam + 1 gold>throw her into a bunch of CM8 practices at awful mood>somehow still consistently wins or podiumsWhat?
>>554753578do you have high wit? wit reduces stam consumption
>>554753627Sort of, she has 720 wit
>>554753693yeah that helps a lot
>>554753578What uma and what position?
>>554753407
Is it illegal for a trainer to jack off to pictures of his trainee since most trainer s(not the newer ones from JP) wouldn't touch their uma for reasons?
>>554752419chat is this true
2016 Arima Kinen post-credits
>>554753851True for most vaginas. Nerve endings are all in the labia/clitoris. So even a Tamamo-sized torena could please an uma.
If you stockpile pulls for Matikenefukukitaru,how are you going to do the CM?
Dogshit fucking game. Why the fuck I even bother playing this kusoge.Made sure that bitch was in green 10 turns before the debut winter, nope, get fucked. Only appeared after 2nd summer camp.Umazing.
>>554752419
>new data
>>554754073i mean it's your fault for gambling on the top option
I think I just downloaded Tamamo, but 6 MB seems like too much
It's over sweepbros
>>554754083She's making fun of her trainer's small ppwtf
>>554754174I don't think that was the problem
>new data is availableis this for the bots?
>>554754089qt
>>554754190Disrespectful
>>554754089is this anons waifu for the month?
gold ship tried but got knocked the hell back
BROS WTF???
>>554754313Oguribwos...
>>554754089
TAMTAM!!!!
>>554754313Taishin's racewear is one of the worst in the entire franchise. It looks like she rolled out of bed.
>>554754134Some kinda login bonus starting on the 28th, maybe that's the free rolls>>554754324395 is steam auth issue, just restart
ayabe… soon…
next bread will be lightning
>>554753914Was this a request?Either way, I'm too tired to request anything so next time.
>>554754521>>Some kinda login bonus starting on the 28th>No freerolls for tamachudwtf I don't care about cards, I want umas
>>554754516Out of MY bed
>>55475461827th is when the free rolls start on tamachud, aho digitan. they then migrate to fuku banner when that releases
>>554754521Also Finemo localization changes, think these are mostly event names, some text within might have changed too but I can't tell from just master.mdb. Right side is new, left is old.
>>554754848so how many total free rolls do we get on tamachud
>>554755004on jp it was 5 day difference idk how they're going to do that here
>>554754865I get that their making FineMo a princess of Ireland to begin with speaks of ultramega ignorance of Ireland in general but they could have tried to do some wild left-field shit with her readjustment like make her a descendant of fuckin Brian Boru or something
>>554754606Yeah like forever ago. I saw it in my drafts and realized it was never posted. Finished it really fast. Next time!
SHE'S STILL THE PRINCESS TO ME!
>>554755165They should’ve made her the daughter of an IRA figurehead. Would explain the armed security detail.
Crossover when?
>>554754865>learns to stanPlease tell me the right one is the updated version...
man... symboli is so fucking hot...
>kiseki releases>stego faggot disappears>kiseki spam happenshmmm nyoooticing
>>554754845what the fuck is a horse
>>554755330symboli....
>>554755330nah man… agnes is where it’s at…
>>554755330Even Silly Symboli?
>>554755360Nah he posted how much he likes Stego yesterday
>>554755330I guess you could say she's asex symbol
>>554755330for me it's Mejiro
>>554750931>>554750931>>554750931
So, no free rolls?
For me its Matikane
>>554755536>JP
>>554754848So how do I do that free pulls carry over thing
>>554755489palmer...
Agnesbros...
>>55475555727th
>>554755587don't log in
>>554734881>latinx racist spechud memes in hereoh boy this thread has taken me for granted
>>554755680Stop logging in before 27th and login after 2nd feb?
>won arima with urara in URA>won arima with urara in Unity>alt soonIdk what to do after this ngl
>>554755536>retards failing the wit check lmao
>>554755536Thanks for the bumps, globalfaggot
>>554755747yeppers
>>554753407Umamusume hater is also a avid zoophile. Nooticing
>>554755828No problem, bb.
I fucking hate all of you
>>554755536im retarded
>>554755814Have you gotten her all race trophies? In MANT you can get a title on your profile for getting all race trophies with each uma. You can prepare right now by getting all the ones there are no scheduling conflicts for.
>>554755897But I worship the ground you walk on
TM Opera O is retiring :(https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2014226798889091485
>>554755967>Title on your profile for getting all race trophies with each umaThe Grass Wonder abuse continues! Is the title cool at least?
>>554756072Doto won!
>>554756072TM OPERA O HATE
>>554756072>Doto's final parting shot before he flies to hors heavenwishing the best for both of them
>>554756096It says something to the effect of "character name - all crowns". It's this color for all of them. It looks just okay but hey, it's a title with your favorite uma on it.
>>554756329Adorable. Rip Grass
Sorry I'm not baking this time
>>554755967How the fuck do you do this with anyone other than Maruzensky?
Can you make Confusion the new bread mascot?
>>554756469thank god
>>554756524
>>554756573>>554756573>>554756573
>>554756549not that small btw
>>554755312Gametora has stan so I'm assuming it's the old one, unless the site auto updates that fast.https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/102201-fine-motion
>>554755330I'm the only one who wants to fuck Narita..
>>554757474The post he's replying to also just says>Right side is new, left is old.
