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Nemia
>bring back sonic car night before first patch that can contain leaked sonic skin
>>554734465
We need a new meowscles
>>554734736>he didn't get the og
>>554734736this is the only meowscles i wish i had
Ivan cant stop losing
>>554735394lil man is so heated he made this with tears in his eyes rofl
>>554735394i missed out on most of the daily christmas gift thing but from what i'm hearing i didn't miss out on much?
>>554735875season so shit I haven't touched BR in a month
>>554735875the only good thing was the free paper glider, the rest is poorfag fest and shitty filler
>>554734958hes like the only reason i believe in the "just wait for a cope" principlei kind of wanted normal meowscles when i started and 3 seasons later they hand me the best one in a pass
nth for Joni
>bring back sonic car>dont bring back sonic shoes>BECAUSE SONIC SKIN WILL HAVE THE SHOES IN THAT STORE SECTION GOING FORWARD WHEREAS THE CAR SECTION IS ITS OWN THING
>>554736418i feel like pregnancy would kill her
>>554734465you all think rouge is going to be in
>>554736418I prefer another skin whose name starts with J and is 4 letters
crazy day
>>554735009I say this
why is she so smug
>>554736904No way is she in first wave but if it does well sega will let them use all the characters they want ala WB (look at how many adventure time skins we have so far in 6~ months)First wave is probably just sonic and shadow, then second wave is probably two other sonic characters, then she'd be third wave
>>554737907
buy hope
>>554736904No. Bare minimum Sonic and Shadow. Maybe Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, or Metal
>>554738302why would i buy her when i already have her from the battle pass?
>>554738302Blue Player 1Purple Player 2
>>554738935Hope wife <3
>>554738302Only to put her in archive but that would be unreasonable waste of v-bucks.
hope this piece of shit bundle stay vaulted for 1500 days
>>554739579they are adding it back next shop refresh just for you anon <3
You guys suck
>>554735394basically yea
Is there any chance at all that Skips isn't going to look like complete shit as a skin?>cel-shaded>wide body with big muscles and normally short legs>feet are often drawn looking flat>weird nose>those abs over his stomach>going to not be skipping at all
>>554736987based Jack enjoyer
>>554740225if anything benson should be the 2nd skin, skips would fucking stupid
>>554740225They would have to mangle him for the skin to work. I'll be happy with just a Mordecai skin and a Rigby pet.
Tomorrow morning we'll be so back.
>>554740792Prepare to be disappointed
Reminder Epic games is using AI to fire artists and do concept art and loading screens, we can't tolerate this anymore!!!
>>554741202
>>554740225Man they should have done Benson. He was who I wanted other than Simpbird
Okay guys look there's literally no reason to stay up for the update so let's get some sleep in. Fall Guys Basketball is the main thing, every collab will be encrypted, there'll only be like 3 original skins since they prioritize adding more and more collabs, and there won't be any story quests since the South Park thing is still going on. Please please PLEASE don't get your hopes up and, instead, just go to bed
>trying to get xp in OG because i have a lot of weeklies and milestones to do there>playing fills because why not try to get the brella at the same time>either get a shitty team whos lucky to make it past their first weapon or get a good team who gets pincered from 5 angles by 5 different teams>anything else is just dreadfully boring walking until one or multiple people get headshotdid people really like this shit
>>554741202Wow that's amazing
I just took a shit
how come there's no active halo maps? or TF2 style maps? or anything from literally any other game?it's all Red vs Blue variations...
>>554742130Maybe people weren't as sweaty then? My experience with og has basically been walking around until I get headhot out of nowhere.
if you just bought or already had the deep freeze bundle you can buy it again on a different platform and it will not only give you the 1000 from buying but also an extra 2000 from already owning the cosmetics
>>554738302The original is already going unused in my archives and the other ones look worse.
>>554742934Because making maps for those would one, require people to be creative since ripping the actual maps wouldn't let them be able to publish their game, and two, would require custom weapons which they STILL haven't released yet
>>554742934I have seen some call of duty map recreations, such as nuketown and shipment
Adam!
>>554741202What are you a fucking member berry? Is not a fucking reminder if you posted it last thread retard
>>554743148This dude made a goddamn D2 raid in halo with barebones tools. How the fuck does epic pan to compete with Roblox when we aren't even on Halo's level?youtu.be/YK4xYqJGA8A
>>554742124yeah, as someone who is usually awake when the update drops, i'm actually going to try and get some sleep for once
>>554743543By saying they will and then Tim Sweeney waves his little money wand and Twitter checkmark and thus everyone should clearly agree
Is /fng/ ready to pull an all-nighter for the update?
>>554744001im playing arknight endfield during downtime
>>554744001I'm going to be playing Resident Evil games in my series catch up for Requiem, so I'll be up.
>>554744168how many free pulls do you get?
>>554744001>fall guys basketball including more ranked locked cosmetics>more collabs shoved in over actual gameplay content>something else will probably break after they "fix" the menu lag.>emote wheel is likely still terribleNo not really.
>>554744001All the cool stuff is encrypted. It'd just going to be Fall Guys basketball until the update after that with South Park ending February 5th
>>554742934this shit looks so boring, wouldnt even get 100 players
>>554744001Why would I stay up for encrypted skins? Nothing interesting ever gets revealed anymore.
>>554744407arknight skins in fortnite when
>>554744784i wouldn't mind an aak skin...
>>554744001After Brock released there's no need for me to stay up (especially since I don't care about Fall Guys Basketball and encrypted collabs. Would rather wake up and see the encryptedshit revealed in the Weekly shop vid)
>>554744784I don't like her odds so idc
We need some BA skins. My vote is Asuna!
>>554743543imagine how much better unreal engine games would be if creative was actually used to make actual cool shit instead of rvb or roblox tycoon rip off slop, when it first came out you saw a few cool ideas but it dropped off fast for the kinda shit you see on the google play store
>>554744001hell yeah! can't wait to slam in fall guys basketball
>>554744784Sorry anon, gacha designs are just too much for Fortnite.
>>554745197nerfed/sanded down asuna would be absolute garbage and an insultgotta pick a somewhat lanky character with cool features like renge, for example
>>554744515She's so fucking sexy
>>554744001Nahhh I'll be asleep by then. Only here for Looney Tunes, Regular Show and more South Park questsCould care less about Fall Guys
Reminder we almost got 2 more BB skins
Hopefully we get Bond and not just his car
wonder if thats a new boost
>>554742934I remember seeing a Los Santos (GTA SA) map on Fortnite years ago. Dunno if its canned or privated though
Sega>Whoa, those Fortnite fans really wanted more from a Sonic collab huh? Well we better get on that ASAP! What better way to showcase our cool characters? Plus we can really flex our creative muscle adapting them to the Fortnite player models!Epic Games>No you cannot have 800 VBs we gave you by mistake. Go into debt and don't forget to buy Fall Guys shit and sidekicks
>>554744001no >>554743615
fortnite is listed on switch 2's featured gameswhen we gonna get a collab lmao
>the broken lobby music bug is STILL in the game after almost THREE YEARSI promise you they'll make another change to the emote wheel that literally no one asked for before even fixing this spaghetti coded ass mess
>>554746272Not happening if their stuff has to appear on pc, mobile, xbox, or playstation.
>>554746103posts that will age like cat shit
>>554745968No, is the standar flame booster with recolors
>>554745837maybe you should have actually played battle breakers instead of letting it die anon
>>554746272probably never unless its only visible on nintendo platforms and that would suck
>>554746103Sega ain't doing shit other than approving how their IP can be used
>>554746402thats insanely retarded. closest thing was probably MGS huh and Sega indirectly. what about Pokemon? not even a kirby sidekick man cmon bruh lol
>>554745912Hopefully it's Sean Connery or Roger Moore. Don't really care for the Daniel Craig movies.
>>554746825Doesn't bother me. Every company doesn't need to whore out their characters to epic anyway.
>>554747134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk4_lCN98nAjust sayin, they could be a little more generous lol
>>554745505This is all I want
what skins are you guys expecting to see tonight at the update?>mordecai and rigby>ed ed n eddy>looney toons>poodle
>>554747531Looney toons probably not. Needs more vague waiting time between announcement and release.
>>554747531
Fortnite needs it's own version of Snarks in BR.
space suit daigo didn't drop yet did he?
>play a dozen matches for a stupid faggot skin>almost every match there's cheaters in sweat skins that chase you down and only make headshotsI really hope Tim Sweeny gets renal cancer or gets his fucking head blown smoove off for being such a worthless faggot for this game. Apparently game quality can be dogshit as long as he makes enough shekels to fight another losing legal battle.
>>554748165if you mean this he's a ranked reward, you get the items by silver/gold and the skin by 1% elite, 2/3% champ and 5/10% unreal, it's the same cups as the ranked brellasyou could also wait to see if they add him like elite zadie, but it will probably take a long while
>>554748146We use to have these lil jellyfish things
Wheelchair anon here! Finally finished the Surf City part of the Map Mastery quests, only two more to go... yay. Today I give you a squads dub. This is my dub for day 5 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/ylc8v9
>>554746682Hey now, I did
>>554748262Thanks. I had my fill of ranked with getting unreal for felinos, guess I'm not updating.
my mommy dont jiggle jiggle
dear epic gamesim going to sleepwhen i wake up i hope that youve given me a bunch of hot anthro skins and minimal ugly brown people (i know you have a minimum to hit so as long as the hot anthro skins are greater than the ugly brown people ill be okay with it)also it would be nice to get some stuff for stw. maybe something that makes blockbuster less gay to play with randomsxoxoxome
>>554748220it's always this guy too
>>554747531>what I'm hoping for a female skin with a fat ass >what I'm expecting disappointing garbage
>>554749048>a reskin of a reskingod damn the winterfest rewards sucked ass this year
>>554749048Really sucks the ice form ruined him I liked the crash test dummy guy
>>554747531Not sure about expecting but I hope we get some decent weapon unvaults this update at least.
>>554747531I just want a good oc male skin, like a super sentai, It sucks that I have to play the waiting game now for elite daigo.
>>554747531I feel like the sonic might unironically be a surprise drop with the update, its been 4 months since the sonic sneaker snafu and they put the porsche in the shop a day after the leaks happened, and they refused to do a shop preview unlike every other wednesday since october
>>554749779monkeypawing the bear away
>>554751330Im drinking pepsi so it counters your coke
I have chosen to give up on the OG plane damage questI am at peace
>>554751392How I felt when I stopped caring about OG umbrellas
>>554747531Suss Vibes...
I finally got Felenos after just slumming it in build ranked, how hard is it to hit unreal. I wanted that style for him at least but I got bored getting to champion last time. Can I really just camp to unreal.
I really enjoy Lennox Rose (forma de rose)
well i thought i could stay awake but i'm tired, good luck with the update /fng/ may everyone get something they like
helluva boss tomorrow
why didn't Tim ever go for a Hifi Rush collab?
She is coming
>it's nothing
Surely we get Frieren skins this update. Season 2 is airing right now.
Old lady skin leaked tonight
>>554755898Yes, Frieren is 1000+ years old.
Speaking as a furry, I genuinely don't expect a new furry skin this patch, aside from collab shit
>>554756945Nobody ask
>ESL
let's go
Ayy Lmao girls
So no cool season themed around tarot decks...
remus sidekick time
>>554757515>Nothing alien about them aside from tentacle hairEh..
>>554757515c- cute
Rue cope in the files
Crew Unfortunately
>>554757515sexo
>>554757574>>554757538>>554757515>>554757442HOLY DOGSHIT
>>554757515>>554757574>>554757636Trash
>>554757515>>554757574We finally getting a Splatoon collab?
>>554757515>>554757574>could have had summer Joey before this shit
people ask "why do you focus on collabs so much, what about the originals" and we have updates like these to highlight why
>>554757636
"New Strings:- Trucker Hat (Eggscellent)- CPR Dummy- Porcelain Boosts"looks like rigby is in this update
>>554757442>>554757515Yep, figured. More slop no one will buy. Rest of the items are all encrypted collabs.
it'd be pretty fucking based if they went and made new walking anims just for skips
I hope skips nipples make trannies here pissed
>a bunch of pretty and cute girls >one dude completely covered up and wearing a mask.EVERYFUCKING TIME
>>554757813>croptopslop
>>554757515DAMN FUCKING BRATS
Is... is that it?
>>554757442>>554757538I knew it was worth it get the Carlotta pickaxe! My temu crisanta also the dude who looks like Char looks nice too. Hope the bundle is cheap
>>554757945I genuinely don't understand why they bother encrypting the collabs now. It's a waste of everyone's time.
>>554757945Yeah. They really aren't hiding how they just wanna add a shitton of collabslop each update this season
Interesting cel-shading styles
>>554757442WHERE IS SHE!?
Give it straight to me fellas, every update from here on out is just going to be "X collab in Fortnite" isn't it?
>>554758075No mask off?
>>554758089yep
>another free pet
>>554758089
>>554757952But Carletta's pickaxe has a greenish tint to it and no purple options...
>>554758075Just like Morro, kinda, but looks pretty cool, definitely is a buy for me.
>>554758104Nope
holy gfuh
>>554758196nvm I'm sold now
Yes I'll have a quirky humanoid female in chic mall clothes with 8 accessories and grenade beltExtra headphonesExtra beltsAnd a side of flat unibutt
>>554758075This is just pen and ink style shading like superman and the Deadpool movie skins
If the Fall Guys shit isn't getting cross-game support for your cosmetics over there, and the character skins haven't been updated away from generic slop recolors, there's no longevity to the mode even knowing it's fomo for two weeks.
>>554757442I like the backblings
>>554758196Damn that sucks
>>554758163Second style is pink, but I'm only interested in the masked man and woman, I don't care about the other.
>>554757636is this what the little negroids call being chopped?
>>554758307You can't play with the skins of your beans, the game mode auto choose a team outfit for you.
>>554758378Looks like retarded garbage
>>554758378>manjaw>broad shoulders>no chestThis is getting old bode
Remember how this was supposed to be a Seven Chapter?
>>554758378That's just a guy's body, not even a muscle/fit woman like Cinder or shit, what the fuck
>>554758378YAY MORE ARCHIVESLOP THANK YOU EPIC I'M SO HAPPY I'VE BEEN SUBBED TO CREW FOR 2 YEARS STRAIGHT NOW
>>554758378That is genuinely a man's body. wtf
>>554758378holy fucking thighs guhhh
For whomever likes Kicks
Dead GameRivals continues to eat our fucking lunch
>>554758440>>554758465>>554758528The skin is stupidly designed but when was the last time you went outside
squid girl sex
let's cut down to the chase, pic related is what's in the files and not encrypted
>>554757515>>554757571ocean, not ayys>Cepha - Sister of the murky depths>Tenta - Sister of the turbulent shores
>>554758665Drmise is hot but i already have Reverie for my big hat hot lady
who /squid/ here
>>554758665why glasses?
Pink Pony ClubI'm gonna keep on dancing at thePink Pony ClubI'm gonna keep on dancing down inWest HollywoodI'm gonna keep on dancing at thePink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club
>>554758665Cool, more pointless sprays!
>>554758665
Chappell Roan after Lisa
you're a squid now
>>554758848>>554758857who
>>554758857so chopped ong
>>554758857>>554758848YOOOOO LET'S GO THE 10TH POP ARTIST WILL SAVE FESTIVAL FR ON SKIB
>>554758104>>554758196yes lol
>>554758781not woomy enough
>>554758848>>554758857I thought for a second we were getting the forbidden collab lmao
>>554758378Her pickaxe is cute at least and it'll look cute on my hayseed skin with the sunflower backbling
>>554758904For the other 2 as well?
>>554758904Shh.... I wanted it to be a pleasant surprise
>>554758857holy GUH
Rip Gala/Arcana Season guess the Norse season is the only thing to look forward too for the entirety of chapter 7
>>554758848Is the third pic a strap on as a backbling because she's a lesbian?
>>554758964other ones only have celshaded style
>>554758378autoerotic asphyxia
>>554758952forbidden collab?
>>554759029At this point I'm almost expecting the norse skins to come next fortnight
>>554759029there is still one Gala character not there
Genuinely can't wait until this awful, awful season is finally over.
>>554759025What tycoon is everyone using? I'm level 71 and I don't think I'm going to make it this season at this rate
>>554758848>>554758857oh boy! guess who's not gonna sub to crew that whole festival season?
>>554759106almost every first season in a chapter sucks dick because they go "uhhh brand new map is enough dont need to try hard with the item pool", last year was the exception
>>554758848>>554758857
>>554759096i think he means mlp
>>554758665Shit from an ass
>>554759156the first season fo chapter 4 was awesome tho
>>554759147You can't be that much of a sissy
>>554758503>>554759025clean it up jannies
>>554759052That is fucking retarded to the point where I don’t believe you
>>554758848>>554758857>>554759164
>>554759237everyone hated it even if you (and me) liked it, though I think people like the heist even right at the end so thats a half exception to the rule
>>554757538these look like gaudy pubg skins
>>554758665I'll probably grab the octos
>>554758640>all women look like menretard
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EhuuLu58LA
>>554758857What are some essential Chappell Roan songs to listen to?
>No anime collab at allOh well that’s nice maybe i’ll have enough time to save for the 13500 vbucks bundle
>a bunch of interesting originals skins>you all just complain about how the game is apparently more collab slop Dummies
>>554758378nice color palette - shit skin
>>554759456Good Luck Babe is her only decent song. The rest of her songs are shit
Chorli next?
>>554759456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18
so... when's timmy gonna give me my 800 vbucks back?...
>>554759560I feel like they only person in the world who really liked her pre rebrand stuff like School Nights
so how many encrypted files are there?
>>554759408You’re mentally stunted
1038 is two skins and probably some emotes1042 is also two skins1046 is either a skin or a sidekick (sidekick makes sense since the # of files is huge, would be like animations and sound effects and shit)1053 could be 3 skins and a sidekick?
>>554759768Where'd you find this?
>>554758665cute wendell and walnut art with remus. otherwise yet another damn update focused on encrypted collabs
>>554759875In the fucking files retard
>>554759936thanks anon
>>554759875https://x.com/FNGGUpdates/status/2014266132530700360
>>554757763>Porcelain Boosts???
What's the most looksmaxxing skin?
>>554759767not a response retard
>>554759768>1053 could be 3 skins and a sidekick?Mordecai, Benson, Skips, and Ribgy?
CUTE
>>554757543Assholes!!!!!!!
>>554760105Literally looks like a man
>>554760103You are mentally retarded. That looks nothing like a man.
>>554759768>either 1038 or 1042 is the office>1053 is regular showso i guess two unknown collabs
>>554760105Literally looks like my wife
>>554760169it has a man's body, retard. i think you're a bit mentally stunted.
>>554760105looks better with the glasses on
>>554760278t. Never seen a real women.
>excited to play with female skin>as a biological manoof that's cringe bro
>>554760337Okay.
>>554760323>a real womengood morning saar!
>excited to play with female skin>with a skirt>as a biological man
>>554760337Im sorry, i really wish i was a biological female, if i could change my gender i’d do it immediately
>>554760174I dunno, there's a possibility that for some retarded reason ed edd n eddy has more than just two eddsimagine if its ed, edd, and a kanker sister lmao
Any gender is fine as long as you stay human and not a fucking xenoback or clanker
>>554757515>>554757538>>554757636>>554758848mmmmm I'm thinking I buy Nemia when the game comes back up
>>554760530
>>554760590>suspicious omission of furries
>the devilI know it's tarot, but I wouldn't be surprised it the changed it. They changed Gehenna to Desdemona because the one person who knew what that was bitched or something
>>554758665>splat tim and what remains of the gala themeEh, I guess. At least the squid girls are cute and not big lipped jiggalos like Jella or to a lesser extent Bryne
>>554760723Mammalian solidarity
IT'S UP
>>554760732Asmodeus is still on nemia description
>>554760914I don't get
nobody tell him
>>554760960The joke is sex
>>554761013>porn addict thinks the joke is sex
>>554760741Excuse you Bryne's lips are cute, plump, and kissableThey botched Jella hard though I'll agree with you there
>>554761041I mean, would it really be surprising that the general filled with copious amounts of gooning addicts would, in fact, joke about sex?
>>554760810maybe they only give a fuck if it's a skin name
what are the odds of nemia getting another skin?
>No PoodleExcellent
>>554760747>He would betray humanity and fuck a grotesque mockery of both man and beast
>>554761086That's why I said to a lesser extent, Bryne at least has appeal to her that Jella lacks because they didn't give her her fucking pants. Though personally I just hope we eventually get a proper fish girl along the lines of Takumi so we can have full fishfucker representation as a wholeHell, even just one of those dog-like anthro sharks would be acceptable.
>>554761183Literally scroll up
>>554758087We lost again…
>only one male skin>complete covered up>the encrypted collabs are a cartoon blue jay and gorilla >Steve carrell and whomever it is that plays DwightUghMajor Gay L
>epic forgot to remove the body under the skin's clothesuh oh
>>554761569wait what?
>>554761246>Jella lacks because they didn't give her her fucking pantsThe pants are the main thing yeah but they just kinda fucked her up in general. Her lips are like two big blobs, whereas Bryne's have a more natural shape to them. Also Bryne has bigger, more expressive eyes that lend her extra charm, and her lack of a nose is structured better (a smooth, natural surface instead of the weird bulge that Jella has)
>>554761727Jella looks like she permanently has a cold
>>554760105Sexo
>>554761727Dumb Donald but in Atlanta
Crow Jam is great
She's the Lucien from the bundle lolhttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=21754
>Disney is saving all their collabs for mini seasons and Disney Fortnite>WB meanwhile is just giving Fortnite everything as rapidly as possible because they need money and have no big mode incominghrm
>>554762103i don't get
>>554762153The default poses are such fucking garbage
>>554762103Looks like creativeslop
>>554762296Welcome to the club pal
>>554753416>killing bots
>>554761569Source or didn't happen
>>554741202why don't you troons ever complain about how epic is obviously being run by vibe coding shitjeets ruining the game and filling it with bugs?who gives a shit about "muh artists"?
>>554762153>lucien of the bundle>has the most options like joni and just as cool looking>mask guy is clearly lucien tier >while see no evil lady is clearly helsie tier
>>554762780Yeah idk what they're talking about. Magius is the weakest one design wise from the set imo
>>554763037
>heh... i found all of your posts...
>>554763037grab my clue
>>554763275Zavala hated that
>>554763275
Why is Fortnite down?When is it coming back?
>>554762743>sleep >wake up >don't fix any of the real issues>give v-bucks by accident >run to remove them >defend AI generated CP on twitter>sleep >wake up >repeat
>>554762743We complain about that every single time
windows 11 notepad incident
>>554763201
>>554763718QRD?
>>554759768I miss when leakers actually leaked stuff and didn't hold stuff hostage
>>554760461I just want to see her panties
>Most exciting thing this update is a Wendell loading screen and more mystery box encrypted assetsIs this game cooked?
holy jew nosed roastie
>>554764326that isn't helsie tho
>>554764326tentachud
>>554763718what did the copilot spyware shit do this time?
>>554764063Remember when this season was supposed to be the grand return of the seven, last reality, and the plot in general?
we up
>>554764063>Most exciting thing this update is a Wendell loading screenshut the fuck up dogfucker
>They pulled another Jack Sparrow in the shop mishap againThere goes the secret reveal Epic had in store I guess.
>>554764965what happened lmao
>>554764965Quit being vague and just say it
>>554764860Well most of the menu lag is gone. congrats to them for doing the bare fucking minimum after 2 weeks. emote wheel still shit
>>554765141STFU.
>>554765141>>554765035There's a sonic porsche in the shopSonic basically confirmed retards
>still no sign of the locked-in customization of sidekicks being removedit's over isn't it? they'll never remove the locked-in customization bullshit they introduced.fuck that man, I was hyped for sidekicks and this is how it ends up.I guess that Epic won in the end: the locked-in customization shit was a success and is here to stay.
>>554765232That was in the store yesterday retard
it's over....
>>554765232It's been in the shop for eleven god damn hours why are you posting about it now like it's news
>lag is still there when doing emotes in lobby>its an annoying .25 second microstutter instead of a 1 to 5 second lag (5 seconds on switch 2)good job sahrs
>>554741202will they use ai to create more penny skins?
oh my god they didn't fully fix the lobby stutter
>>554765274why would they remove something that makes them more money the general population doesn't care about?
>>554765432get more ram retard
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruinedJUST ED at least I get to save vbucks
>>554765463sure I'll just go back in time and buy a ddr5 kit for 70 bucks instead of the 300 that they cost now
>>554765517Why even look forward to this. They're gonna look nothing like thier actual selves because their models will needs to fit game animations
>>554765517>dont actually know what it is>dooming alreadywould you rather not have a collab at all even if it was just 1 skin?
mmmm i love stw only being able to get into a match 1 out of every 50 attempts
>>554766017It would be like adding futurama but only Fry
I like the arc thrower but wish I could charge it to make a big electro ballThe gun looks so chargeable am I crazy
>>554765274>I guess that Epic won in the end: the locked-in customization shit was a success and is here to stay.They didn't win, the playercount is the lowest it's ever been and dropping because of the bone headed nigger-tier decisions tim "the faggot" sweeny has been making. Sure they'll make a few shekels from retards, but that well is drying up fast and a fucking office collab isn't going to turn heads.Might as well do an office mini season at this rate, dumb fucking retards that they are. >>554765463You can't even afford ram and you're making shitposts like this lol
Just woke up and god damn was this a nothingburger it seems, guess collabs are doing the heavy lifting again
>>554740545Benson X Gorillaz would be too nsfw
>>554766557You people are just never satisfiedSome genuinely interesting and neat originals for once and you still bitch
>>554766514>Sure they'll make a few shekels from retards, but that well is drying up fast and a fucking office collab isn't going to turn heads.do you think they'll do a 180 and change their ways?I want to hope but man, I don't want to be disapointed again
>>554747531Wanting to see Eds
>there are too much collabslop!! stop with the collabs!!!>the batch of original skins coming to save the day
>>554766557>>>554766692Nono don't get me wrong, I think the tarot trio is interesting, but seeing them relegated to regular skins and not Bp ones, i guess it disappoints me, i'm also saying carrying in the sense they get the most hype because let's be honest, this secrecy is getting boring when leakers already dropped all the surprisesOh yeah and about the tarot card skins, they should've been the full theme of this season
reminder leakers are being retards and confusing it with edward elric.
poodlebros...
Dreamworks is really missing out not making a minion sidekick
>>554766775>do you think they'll do a 180 and change their ways?fuck no, Tim is a dumb asshole who climbs trees while getting lucky for a living. I would suspect the coming lawsuits he'll surely incur won't even cause him any form of cognition. All we can hope is that he dies of congested heart failure like he deserves.
>>554767289Illumination I meant
>>554767289For me its the Seth MacFarlane mouse
>>554767375ikr, gru skin with minion(s) sidekick
on the bright side, the lobby lag is gone on the regular, however... if you emote it's still there
>>554767625trillion dollar company
>>554767625what's your specs? looks like you're ram insufficient.
would be cool'n'cute af sidekick
>>554767437from a distance the sing movies give an impression of being cult classic, yet if I actually watched them I feel they'd end up being okay at best.
>>554767812Theyre cursed by being incredibly dated but seth mouse saved it for me
>>554767812as a sing movie watcher they are incredibly ok but the first one is propped up now by being the one a meme is from. not bad but not really good. not terrible writing but not outstanding. something to clean your home to.
Damn, these octo girls are pretty caked up.
if you don't emote it's a net positive, but i blame the new emote wheel
>>554767997>hair is animatednice I liked the other one the most tho, might be buying both
Should I get the 28 days pickaxe? It looks cool and I feel like it won't come back because the movie bombed, but only have 5,600 vbucks and the collabs never end
>>554767997it's too bad they're villains
>>554767997that's a squid
>>554767781>32 gigs DDR5 is insufficient
>>554768185Not him but 32GB is the new 16GB in this day of age. It gets you far but you're still limited.
>>554768251>you NEED 64GB of RAM to play fartshite!!
>>554768289Dill with it
>>554767997that's a kid now
>>554768105pends on how many skeleton stuff you can use it withor if you pretend its the bat outta hell from tf2
So Kai Cenat is confirmed to never coming back right?
nice STW no longer hitches for a full second each time you switch hero loadouts
>>554768541I think it would go well with Skeleton Jack Sparrow mortal combat and would just be funny with cartoon skins. In a slower shop season I would've already got it same with Towlie
>>554768579Took our vbucks and ran with em
>play reload>get instant gibbed by a twitch streamer faggot that can see me through walls and has perfect trackingwhat's the fucking point of this game, legitimately, you can't play it unless you cheat.
>>554768579did he rape / kill someone? i don't see why he wouldn't come back
>>554765517It's Tower of Ed and the leakers are retarded or it is Ed skin Double D pickaxe Eddy backbling. This would be like having Beavis without Butthead
>>554766557Collab chads run this game since chapter 3
>>554767625I'm guessing that's a PC issue? Its fine on console
always looking for a opportunity to post
He hated that
>>554768994could be wrong but on yours there's still a tiny delay, i don't usually emote but it should go flawlessly i believe, still better than the video example
>>554757682I bought the season X BP but barely grinded it back then so I missed out on the kitsune but this little fella I got him.
why censor your name when you're one of the most posted names here
>>554769145People unironically use that shit feature?
Do you think people have actually bought the things from the "OG Shop"Its hard to justify spending 1200Vb on these ancient skins whose only artificial value came from their scarcity/assumed exclusivity
>>554768994He does this after sex
>>554769190Say my name
>>554769206RR was apparently the most sold skin of all time after the first OG Shop so it's safe to assume people are retarded with their vbucks
>>554769316yeah i guess i did accidentally set up the perfect shitter post
>>554769145>Brainrot sits above Festival Its so depressing
>>554769201I favourited save the world because the UI is so insanely fucking garbage, I have to scroll god knows where to just to select itGod I fucking miss when the only modes visible were epic made ones, and every other fucking garbage had to be accessed first on the custom islands panel
>>554769206I bought her the first time, but I didn't get her og style despite being around as long as that skin. I used freebucks from STW but I don't use her much now.
darkfire bundle being a mishmash of stuff is cool
Was Lisa the least bought festival pass? Nobody uses her or the shop variant.
>>554770178I still see her shop skin so I doubt that heavily, probably Bruno Mars or for artists in general Deadmau5, her festival version is less popular that's for sure
Imagine if they give poodle the ayla butt treatment...
>>554770368convex compared to a Chapter 1 skin? lmao
>>554770178The issue with some of these headliners is their fanbase isn't exaclty drawn to a Battlw Royale game and Festival is so minimal effort that it can't really draw in huge numbers I'm sure Lisa did better than Bruno though. And if you're counting Music Passes in general then Mixtape Season(the one before Lisa) is easily the least popular because of these really uninteresting originals
>>554770470Oh unenlightened one...
>>554770470Uhh...
>>554770513>The issue with some of these headliners is their fanbase isn't exaclty drawn to a Battlw Royale game and Festival is so minimal effort that it can't really draw in huge numbersWhy not? nothing says COME PLAY MY GAME like a whole game full of cheaters and sweaty niggers in gimp suits one shotting you as you spawn! Doesn't that make you want to spend money?
>>554770368Keep those thoughts to yourself kid because that skin isn't going beyond the png file we've all seen
>>554770368>So coped on trash skins he can't even imagine a Lynx size butt with his new skinsLatelets are so depressing.
>>554770664nobody asked.
>>554770694>the diaper furfaggot adrianno says despite he himself being a late ch2 babylmao
>>554766974Are the squid and octopus girls supposed to be splatoon inspired?
All the poodlebros from earlier in the thread are offline I posted at the wrong time again...
>>554770808literally who
>>554770808take your meds
>>554770840judging by the shoes I'd say yeah
>>554769145>people have to favorite Save The World because epic keeps it in the darkest fucking corner of that shitty menu where it's hard to find
>>554769145Should I buy STW if it's that popular?
>>554771172at least wait a bit since stw servers are dead and we have no idea when epic is going to fix them
Reminder we're near the peak gameplay combo of Chrome Husks + Love Lobbers in STW.
>>554765274The countless amount of posts on xitter of zoomies bragging about buying 5 copies of Kitsune and other sidekicks showed epic they can keep doing and getting away with it
>offer product>people buy it>surprisedhelsieface.png
>>554765274If they didnt do it in the first week then its in you for still expecting it
>>554735394>storyline does get good later in the seasonkek btfo immediately
>>554770358Bruno mars is a slave to casinos so probably him
Look at her go.https://youtu.be/8yONriEtjU0
>havent played in 3 updates now>crew is shitI'm not fucking with you Tim you piece of shit. Fuck you, the streamers, and this game.
weak bait
>>554766557>other people asking for the rest of the saja boys>forgetting the whole point of the group is that the rest are all empty characters as marketing for male k-pop bands while Jinu was the one who broke free
>>554772959sounds perfect for Fortnite where they can be nothing but skins to sell
>>554766557No anime skins no buy, now i have to wait for the next update
>>554772852Why did they have to nerf her body so hard?
>>554772852cunny
La vaca saturno saturnita
>>554773304It's Fortnite, she'd look out of place if she was a little thing that's all curves (she's 156 cm tall).
>>554766692Oh yeah tarot shit and art hoes very cool if you are a fat white woman in her 30’s i guess
>>554773356that's a grown adult woman with a grown adult woman body
>>554773494I wish i had an adult woman body i don’t feel comfortable in my body
>>554744001this >>554744427not a whole lot to have stayed up for.
>>554767150
the poodle is an obvious end of season / post pacific break season skin since she has the vegas sphere copy on her ring
>>554773494
Alright move on people. Nothing to see here
>>554757442>>554757538>Weirdly high quality and well made>Pen & Ink edit style>Season 1 of ch7 was supposed to be some tarot/gambler seasonSo, these are just BP rejects being thrown into the shop again huh. Well I might get the red and white dude cause their stuff would probably work well on vampire Joni and I can't say no to more sword harvesters
>>554774606update SUCKS!
Woomy?
line of action dot com is a very good sitefortnite
>original skins look awful>collab stuff is all encrypted
>>554775436thank you for your blogpost el ratto
I like the squid sisters
>>554775528dont insult the squid sisters like that by comparing them to cosplayers
>>554775176
>>554766692Well MAYBE if they were big booty latinas/New Jersians in tacticool streetwear and/or big buff furry himbos we wouldn't have this issue
>Servers randomly diedwonderful
Small india company
>>554775528the fuck you say?
What happened.
That's it? We only got news for The Office tommorow?
>>554776980maybe we'll get a this week in the shop video now that the updates out
>>554776930They're IN
>>554777082>sanitized octoling colorationNot being subtle.
>>554777296her hips are crazy... why are splatoon characters built like that??
>>554777437Nintendo have many faults but they at least know what people want
>>554777082really shitty update in general but im looking forward to seeing right choke on cock
>>554777437cause it's a kids game for babies
>>554776756>>554776851I'm feeling the future of AIjeet coding with this one
>>554777082i want to fuck their octopussies
>>554777602The sulbas animation will go hard
>>554777437>he doesn't know about squid hips
>>554777819many gacha games give out in game currency for every downtimefortnite should give out vbucks to everyone for every indian fuck up
>>554778067veemos > woomies
Uh… what’s up grandma?
the stupid roller skate girl is actually pretty hotI'd buy her if she didn't have that retarded cow skin
>>554775518no problemo
>>554776980WHERE ARE THE EDS!?
Oh great, mustard fridgebrina is getting some company in my archives next month>>554777610she's in
>>554778773aseprite
EOS when
>>554778773
>>554778840oh, you are the guy who made the Camille "human fucker" gif
>>554777082>bundled with shit shoesHopefully the first and last i buy
can't believe this random ass monster high reject mogs 99% of modern skins
>>554778840I'll check it out when I feel like animating something again, I couldn't figure out a shortcut to turn the pencil into an eraser in photoshop so I have to click a drop down menu every time
>squid girls>but not Squid GirlI know Ika Musume is dead... but I would have still liked to see her referenced.
>>554778402How much will the bundle be?
>>554779318yus
poodle bros I think it's time to move on to the squirrel girl who still has a chance
>>554779506Kim K. made this possible
>>554734683>>554734619lol
>>554780137I'm not a furry, sorry.
>>554779604using other bundles with 3 original skins as reference I predict somewhere between 2000 and 3000, probably closer to 3000 due to having 3 wraps (but still less than 3000)
>>554778215they fucking took away your vbucks for claiming a game twice even though Epic is fucking stupid and allowed it to happen, they won't even give out XP as downtime compensation let alone precious vsheckles
>>554779506why is there a sea urchin stuck to her ass?
>>554758196can you give her big boobies with ai plz
>>554758196also bimbo lips plz
>>554780137just another epic ignores all the fans of a skin moment
>Buy Fionna to goon to>Now -300 v-bucks in debt from the DWTD exploit>absolutely 0 good skins in this update>crew fucking sucks>already got everything from BP I wanted>other passes a month+ out from being finishedanother update of not spending. Haven't buyered since Halloween, still going strong.
>>554779517Throb
>>554780969I'm canceling my shit outright. Hoping I can do it within the browser so I don't have to download this trash update
are the servers still down
>>554759025hnghhh
>We’ve got more collabs than original skins this season by almost .5x more
>>554781269From the thumbnail real fast I thought that was the Far Cey 4 bad guy
>>554781269Name a single good original skin we got in the past 8 years.
>>554780137Yea rip to poodleAs much as I want her to be in the game so bad, just throw in the towel and expect more crapAt least we got Wolfie at all. But I don't know man, I just want more anthro dog women
>6gb update>absolute 0 word of new BR content, just fucking skins to CONSOOOOOOOOOOMdid they legit just not add anything to BR, barely fix stuttering, not fix the emote wheel, and add more collab skins than originals AGAIN
>>554781118they're back up>>554781545It's all the crap for the fall guys basketball mode amidst the usual skin slop
My l4d2 gooner friend bought me her but she's not in my locker wtf
I hope the music pass skin for Roan is this. Most likely tho we're getting pink pony club outfit and either cheer leader/prom girl
>>554779579honestly i think back on the splatoon 1 collab and im blown away it even happened>nintendo first party game>well before the collab craze of the late 10s>well after ika musume was relevant>just about when the manga was ending and years from the latest anime/ova>got ported into regions other than japan somehownothing like it has happened sinceshame that the set was kind of bad given how splatoon 1's meta worked, wouldve repped it constantly
>>554780137its squirrel time
>only new gameplay item is an item for Delulu which was scrapped>Not a single new BR addition>Deadeye, twin hammer, crash pad, crash pad, wingsuit for another 2 months!!!!!!!!!!
When does Luna come back? WHERES LUNA?
>>554779506squid sex
>a full bundle for the office, including a glider and kickI don't know that much about the office, what could the glider and kicks be?
>>554780969I boughted Kim and Jinx but other than that I'm on the same boat, I stocked up on vbs for fortnitemares and end up skipping most of the stuff I was waiting for>>554781709probably all the way down there, the ordering is fucked I had old ass skins showing first for me>>554781385>name something so I say it's shit anyway
I was hoping crown jam ranked was at least shorter, like no divisions or just two. Nah man it's a full ranked season to GRIND
>>554782191she's not i sorted by name and even searched her name, and when i equip her through the shop she isn't equippedhot pic
>>554782113>glidera box of paper>kickstwo beetsthey dont think with these things, for fucks sake flanders' glider was a fucking mustache
>>554782113
>>554782113Emote will be dropping the chili pot>>554781385Wendell. May I remind you he's an original skin that got his own animated trailer
>>554781385taste is subjective butdoctor malachiteconstable sprinklekalaspicehelsie midnightred ruin joinanimamegthe dark mawomen hunter calamitylunellecatrin glitchpixelle whispergreta grimphunk princess phaedralt ripp sladeumbra nytethe ron trollersh4rkella slurphenseymask maker daigo and mercernary korlightriderhaylee skyeayla winnperiagent blancbounty hunter torynkaeruthe widowviridionkate meowdyvanguard zadiedeenonyangelicaand I personally like the squid sisters revealed today, if you honestly dont believe good original skins have not been released in the past 8 years you dont like fortnite's art direction
>>554782191guh fertility standard
>>554782479>Listing E**a S*urp>Not listing Explorer LunaI wonder who's behind this post.
Ella won btw
Is armored Batman zero compatible with any of the capes? I like his overall design but not the giant mechanical cape backbling he comes with.
>>554782113Glider will be this as a surfboard
>>554782306to be fair for Flanders they most likely wanted to avoid anything religion related and what's left to do with Flanders if you don't go for religion stuff? not much
>>554782725>Explorer Lunavery cute face and I think the haircut is better on her model, but the suit on her concept art was way better
Stapler in jello will be an item guaranteed. Can be a giant version for glider or backbling
>>554782113It irks me more than it should that outside of BPs, only collabslop gets new gliders now in the shop
feels good being a collab chad
Why are there so many goonettes in save the world...just had an intense fionna x fionna party hip/ride the pony moment
I miss the goon rooms that existed before they got scared of the roblox lockdown
>>554781773furkeks are so desperate we're hoping ROAN has a pig nose now?
>>554758665>>554757442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emx3Hbj9ozkbunch of chapter 4 lookin ahh crew skin rejectswhere's the fucking cartoon network stuff or sonic?and people wonder why nobody gives a shit about original skins anymore when 90% of it is filler slop like this
>>554781269>>554782191Stop sending gooner shit
>>554780771>>554780869Back to the curry mines with you
>>554784983ivan hated this
>>554780969This month's a girl at least, not some faggot sith a mask or tacticool garbage
>>554784983r/fortnite is that way
>>554781773Whatever it is it has to be a skin where we can see her gigantic ass
>>554781269I mean, which one would you rather buy?
Should I get the jiggle physics emote before it leaves?
>>554782113I lol'd at the office back in the day but, what the fuck is this stupid shit? who wants this crap?I guess it is my fault for liking this game
>>554785279based and roan-pilledi have a feeling she won't be super curvy because epic are faggots
>>554783064shes such a goof
I know they won't have it but I'd like if the octopus girl skins had sharp teeth, like Imani does, to sorta mimic octopus beaks
>>554785861Reddit, reddit wants it, unironically. The Office is like a cult over there. It also moves a shit load of money, I kid you not.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/office-why-nbcuniversal-is-paying-500m-pull-hit-netflix-1221020/
>do epic support chat because i know they won't reply on email>they ask if we can go to email>say i dont want to because they won't reply>they say it's necessary>get the email and reply>30 mins no replyofc
https://x.com/ShiinaBR/status/2014317393523142800more usage for jam tracks
>>554785908she already started the slut arc?goddamn wait some years at least, pop "stars" these days fall off too quickly
>>554733574How to get good enough for high kill games in solo vs squads pubs?
>>554785468>worst of the originals>best of the collabsbrock or reno ichikawasee i can do it too
>>554782113>Office Collab out of nowhere when the majority of the playerbase are mostly zoomersI'm just going to go out on a limb and say Fortnite's really got to go back and fix their garbage matchmaking and make the game fun again instead of listening to streamers , comp players, and just relying on left field collab garbage just to stay relevant.
>>554786104im glad this feature this feature survived delulu
>>554786104they did this for delulu, was much better there
>>554786104>you can now pay us $5 to listen to one song instead of having a youtube tab open
>>554786441>was much better thereno no no, shut up, this is a good addition to main br too
hmm emotes are pretty smooth to memust be some meme raytracing config causing stutters on your endalso why do people say this emote wheel is bad? I just started using emote because now I can finally find them in time
>>554786104For O.X.R Full volume
>>554786606The funniest part is they still wont let you play jam tracks that follow you like an aura because that would be "free music." This company lives in 2003.
>>554786104What can they do with jam tracks so theycan be more worth it?Aside from obviously making them at least 200 vbucks cheaper
>Acelerada on a loop
>>554786328Im pretty sure zoomers have watched the office too, companies fought over having that shit in their streaming services because for some reason it always had a high number of people streaming it
>>554758857Maybe next time, Dua Lipa and Marina. Maybe next time.Hope she looks hot>>554759456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdaKBAuO8zghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Wxl9Q9lUQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPNR-_Cfn0
>>554781269What does the grandma have to do with that statement?
>can only equip through the shop "equip" button and it isn't in my lockerwhat the fuck
>>554786963they should bring back all the old lobby tracks to shop that have been gone since they added jam tracks. They won't, but they should. It's crazy that some of the games most iconic music is locked away or won't be released again
>>554785908ZAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
>>554787173Shouldn't be Charli first?
>>554766974>genshin impact knockoffs>splatoon knockoffsI would have to say we're not getting hoyoslop or nintendoshit any time soon
>>554787456Serves you right for being a fucking beggar
>>554787601It wasn't begging
>>554787523they don't even make chapter themes anymore. why did the metaverse in fortnite just mean they'd do less effort overallI don't give a shit about creative and fucking shoes I want BR to be good
>>554787530wtf i love republican lesbos now?!
>>554787456have you checked if you have any filters activated, could be why its not showing up
>>554787569>genshin impact knockoffs?????????are you trying to say crew girl is like mauvika or the tarot girl is somehow mona
>>554786620>music in casual mode with a bunch of noise pollution thats already present>music in timmys compfag fantasy where not being able to hear every peep is the difference between getting deadeye magdumped in 0.2s and living another 30 secondsyeah im sure itd be great if we werent in faggot meta
>>554757543classic-ass looney tunes cartoon wolf next to a bootleg cgi dreamworks one is some cursed shit
'brina mogs the bitchy lesbiansorry not sorry
>>554788016the tarot gang, but looking at them more they're closer to star rail than genshin
i'd jump on her pits like a fnaf animatronic
>>554787556I bought the brat stuff. I just really want a skin of those two cause they are my oomfies
>>554786104This would have been awesome a few console generations ago when you know opening Spotify alongside Fortnite would have melted your rig or sm
>>554787569>>554788358
>>554788731don't scare the newfriend away...
>>554788731This pic is old af but never understood what it means lol.
>>554788731bizarre you're so against the generic gacha knockoff designs being called generic gacha knockoffs yet totally fine with calling the generic squid monsters inklings
>>554788538>ugly fortnite jinx
>>554786104>no animation of skin taking out their phone/mp3 player or putting earbuds onCome on man, they always half ass shit and that's why it all fails everytimeJust make jam tracks 300 vbucks, 200 if you want to sell a truckload
>>554769201Don't you get confused by the whole thing? which seems to give more priority to creative maps and things you don't play? that feature helped improve that a little, but only a little
>reload now uses ch5 hud instead of the new hudsaaaaaarrrsssssss
>>554789046I like how OG uses the old UI it's almost like it was fine and the new UI is completely stupid and meaningless lol
>>554789046nevermind they fully reverted in BR too LMAO
>>554788879Person who's only consumed one piece of media will use that as a basis to judge and compare other pieces of media since they have nothing else to back at for reference. In that image's case, it's Boss Baby
>>554780137I refuse to capitulate to Epic's anti-furry waifu agendaWe WILL get both the poodle and squirrel
>>554771172just get it when there's a skin you want. they need to put Kyle in the shop already
>>554789046I cannot think of anything that has been a consistent failure one after another than every single one of fortnite's UI updates. they genuinely need to start making sweeping changes to the dev team because holy fucking shit how has this gone on for so long line this
>>554789303This and also people overuse the "it's like" trope regardless of how inaccurate the comparison is.
>>554771172>popularthe 20-30k players are mostly people playing to get their dailies done for vbucks or founders I'd imagine. STW doesn't get that many updates for people to play it casually for fun. I mean, you'd have to REALLY love STW to just play it for fun lolsurprised Epic doesn't even try to make us play it more through quests or whatever, the two games feel completely isolated from eachother.
>>554782479As much as we give Ebin shit for their constant shilling of e-thots in streetwear, shilling of collabs and inherent bias towards fruity black guys and brick shithouse himbo gayfur pornbait, we do still get decent-to-good originals from time to time that people sleep on solely because they aren't built like Kim K or a Senran Kagura character
>>554789739
>>554788949>ugly AI slop jinx with no bullet tattoos and circumcised pow pow
>>554771893YOU ARE NOT A BEAR!
>>554789226restarded the game and it went back to ch7 hud, huh!
penguin sidekick when?
>>554761227joyless faggot
>>554789940she looks bad in fortnite and if you're simping for a teenager thats kinda sus bro
i got my 800 vbucks back
They shoved a summer skin to crew
>>554790295I'm gay but I like her. Do straights like her?
>>554780969>Now -300 v-bucks in debt from the DWTD exploitBut you have a negative balance, so yes, you did spend on things in the storeI spent, on Kizuna, but thanks to the $1 gamepass crew, but if you mean putting money in directly, it's been years, and the last thing I bought was Miku, but with the vbucks I already had, and I haven't had crew since 2022, when I got Phaedra and STW
>>554790220she's like 30 in league i liked her way before arcane since before I was younger than her in arcane even
>>554790295k she has a nice face and legs....now turn her around
>>554789921That's why I said from time to time, we do still end up with a large number of botches where they either don't commit fully to the bit for anything interesting, half-ass the animations and modelling or double down on the metrosexual black/hispanic guys and tacticool e-thots to everyone's displeasure (aside from the sweats and gooners with Kim K-level standards I guess)
>>554782113UK Office is better
>>554790295
>>554790375she's built like a fucking fridge and looks ugly. I know I sure as fuck don't like her
>>554790497get a better fortwife
>>554790585No shit, same as Life to Short.
>>554790295she looks better in movement
>>554790706i have plenty of goon sluts in my locker but she's my only wife
>>554782113this piece of paper
>>554790464nta but i tried to abuse crew for kizuna but xbox was straight up denying my payments after a certain number of accounts
I think I got my dumb ways to die 800 vbucks back, (I bought the game months ago and then did the trick when it became free)
>>554790578my main skin is an original skin (human bill) I just get tired of over-designed people in armor and all the cookie cutter skins that look like barbie dolls. the old skins were more soul because they weren't so tryhard and had a bit more personality, like you said occasionally skins like this popup like Wendell or the OG pass skins that really look and fit into classic Fortnite. We all probably have enough already to use that we do like it's just Epic trying to sell us more AI generated filler slop at this point because it's easy for them to shit out these type of female skins with little effort. It feels like the characters of these skins don't matter at all when in the past every character mattered and was important.
So did they actually make any gameplay changes to BR this update?
>>554791196so enough people bitched so that the buyers got their veebs back? basedif only they cared that much about the sidekicks styles
>>554786295>this>goodmaybe if you were molested as a child, fags only care about him because he's muscular and skins like that are 1 in 100, in reality everyone normal already dropped him because meme skins never thrive unless they're peely, fishstick or meowscles, case in point the retarded pickle
>>554791320you can now listen to your jam tracks while playing I guess?
>>554790868well I hope for your sake then they give us original Jinx at some point. never made sense in me as to why Sony or Tencent would invest in this game so much and then not give us skins? (sony some but still)
>>554791490>baseless assumptions>no tastewhy make the post at all if you were just gonna make a fool of yourself
>>554791320um... uh... y-you can get free rewards in fall guys basketball and an octane decal for your car from rocket league and use them in br?
>tfw no looney toons this update
I got the 800 vbucks back????(I bought the android game with epic rewards when it came out, redeemed the iOS version free)
>>554791320they only SLIGHTY adjusted reloads lootpool but same shit different day
>>554788013yes i checked everything, it doesn't show up when searched for either
>>554791490I still would rather use the 80's broccoli gym instructor over this
>>554790585things that hipsters say
>>554792110no, I'm just british
>>554791843vinderbot making it rain once again!
>>554777082their jam track just leaked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwCgQNyORnk
>>554791490
>>554777082squid sexo
>>554792746>making the worst ed the only skinEpic yet again making the most retarded decisions
>>554777082imagine the grip…
>>554792690>a pedo who cheated on his wife... twiceshocker
>>554792936People in here will say you're wrong but you're right. I wanted Double D
>>554792746Hopefully there is a Plank backbling.
>>554792936source?whats confirmed so far?
>>554793034an epic employee read "add double D" and thought WB was asking for tits and had an aneurysm
>it wasn't never meant to refund you the vbucksEAT SHIP AND DIE RETARDED ANON WHO SAY THIS THREADS AGO!
where’s the new game mode??
>>554793105You'll get a 1500vb plank sidekick that reuses the default sidekick animations with no limbs and you'll like it.
>>554793124
>>554793124That Adira leaker person said not to get your hopes up and how Ed is the only skin. Not much proof other then that but knowing how retarded Epic's decision-making is it'd track
My name is Jeff
>>554793318>no double Dyou lost me
Are we reaching unreal bros?
>>554793538why the fuck even
>>554793538depends if i have ____fun____ while playing
I mean double d is like around the similar height as ed. He should be a skin to
>>554793318People pretend to be fans of shit but never watched it>Ed is the only one strong enough to swing the others like a comedy prop>Eddy is small enough to be a backbling>Double D could easily be the pickaxe wearing armor or something
>>554793538i dont even care about fall guys basketball to begin with why would i waste my time grinding for a backbling based off said mode i dont care about
>>554793538OH BOY, SPRAYS! MY FAVORITE!!
>>554793538Not even hitting bronze
>>554793210was not never?
Did the update even add anything interesting?
>>554793538glad we got a dead mode instead of something people would actually want to play
>>554793636This would actually be kino. Too bad it won't happen.
>>554793939No lolBR didn’t get anything
>>554793939The lore is that Dark Voyager captured the Order and she's trapped in his lab, if you mean gameplay, nothing I believe
Meowdy sex
"KPDH coming soon" I've seen leakers say that for MONTHS.
>>554793538>18 day limited time mode>"you must reach unreal to get all the rewards saar"what is going on over there
>>554793210and that's why it only happened now after people complained with receipts and not from the start
>>554794142Dark Voyager actually cooking
>>554794623would be nice to actually see that, to me it was just the bus and a ball showing up and now being gone
>>554793318>Ed, Ed n Eddy>No Edd and No Eddy>just Ed
>>554794623I don't know if I like that I had no idea any of this was occurring or notI doubt the story is good enough to be worth paying attention to but it's amazing how poorly it's delivered
>>554793538The true fuck you is the jam track. iirc the rocket racing jam tracks tied to ranked rewards are still inaccessible if you didn't get them. So you better grind if you play festival.
>>554794623I'm with anon >>554794743, I guess it's hard to show him capturing the Order ingame but a small cinematic would've been cool, he's at least more competent than every villain last chapter mis the Dark Presence
i actually will use this free octane decal
>>554794743We have seen all of that though?I don’t think any of that has happened off screen
>>554795178Only poors use the Octane
>>554793538I’m LOCKED IN, full-court pressing this Fall Guys basketball grind like it’s Game 7 of the Finals, because I am absolutely taking this ball coast-to-coast straight to Unreal rank for those FREE rewards I’m setting screens with my beans, boxing out other jellies for rebounds, and splashing buckets like I’ve got a 99 three-point rating. Every match is another possession, every stumble is just a missed layup, and I’m already calling my own MVP chant while running the fast break. No benching, no load management. I’m grinding minutes, draining shots, and dunking on the leaderboard until the final buzzer hits and the rewards trophy is mine.
>>554795178how do i get the south park car things on fortnite?
Yay! Back to 8.4k again! It's real, originally i had 7.6k.
>>554795434You don’t, yet.
>>554786104I knew I should have bought oooo iii eeeee aaaa....
>>554793538>mode where your only usable cosmetic is loading screensLet's gooo loading screen bros it's our time
>>554795434https://www.rocketleague.com/en/news/cartmans-crash-out-the-boys-from-south-park-colorado-cause-chaos-in-rocket-league4pm quests in rocket league startthe octane decal is the only fortnite compatible item as far as we know, aside from the SUV skin which will be in the shop
>>554795739HELL YEAH BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNOW WE CAN ROCK THE SABRINA SCREENS AND THE TUMBLR SUPERNOVAS ARTWORK LIKE REAL GAMERS SHOULD :fireemoji: :fireemoji: :fireemoji: :eggplantemoji:
>>554793538>le fall guys sprays>le og fall guys basketball backblingtheres no way people are gonna do this shit. i miss when quests weren't just blatantly trying to rob us of our free time with these grinds. its like somehow the game keeps getting shittier and less player friendly
>>554791320They should've implemented a way to overdraft with purchases now that we're able to get negative balances.
>>554796821>its like somehow the game keeps getting shittier and less player friendlyProbably because the compies told them that if you make things player friendly, people won't take the game "seriously" enough cause they'll be having too MUCH fun
>>554795284i have my car loadouts set on random, so it’s a surprise every game :)
>>554796984negative balances was already a thing but it only ever happened to people who did things like charge back vbucks purchases and stuff like that
>>554790898You could have tried buying a $1 xbox live gift card on other websites, which is what most people who had payment issues did
I WANT YOUR THINGS IN MY ROOMI MISS YOU ALL OF THE TIMEI STALK MYSELF ON THE INTERNET JUST TO SEE WHAT YOU'LL FINDI WANT YOUR THINGS IN MY ROOMI MISS YOU ALL OF THE TIMEYOU MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY, LEAVING EVERYTHING BEHIND
Are you gonna buy the Office skins my fellow boomliennials?
Niggertastic
>>554797452A prison mike edit style would go so hard
>>554793538I'm at the point where I'm growing less and less interested in unlocking anymore rewards. Crew expired last month and I haven't felt the need to renew it even after hitting 200 a while ago.I did unlock the blonde girls extra styles from blitz but don't feel like doing the reload ones.I'll jump on StW, knock out my weekly/dailies and call it a day.I think i might be done.
>>554797452Only if he comes with that style
We will be plapping Desdemona>>554797452Is this confirmed? They probably will fuck it up
>>554797041I still haven't started the grind for ranked br/reload rewards much less the reload mastery ones. Fuck man Fortnite is such a horrible game once you start playing it seriously.
>>554782113prepare to see funni office actor for a whole two weeks or so when entering the shop, seriously who gives a flying fuckkkk about the office mawn
>>554797697I'm canceling my crew, these clowns ruined rank, casual, and subscription benefits. Fuck Tim. Fuck Epic. Maybe I'll pick it back up if they release a thin client on steam.
>>554795075One of Order's Audio logs features the moment she was captured, those are about the closest they can do without putting resources into a short cinematic or something (that they probably could but won't because they're lazy)
>Thought they were gonna post the shop roundup thing>It's just an announcement for the same Power Hour happening tomorrow
>>554797897I grinded to elite in ZB ranked for a popcorn pickaxe and I did the mastery quests. made me hate ranked even more
>>554797697can you still do them without the BP? it asks you to get everything before starting and I obviously can't do that before getting the BP/crew
>chapelle roan>that crew skin>game being utter shit this chapteryeah nah
>>554795617yes!+800 here as well
>>554797452ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnot a huge fan, only aware of the popularity/memes.I'll skip
I can’t put my finger quite on why this season is such a miss. The gunplay is decent but maybe a little stale. Not enough mythics/fun I guess. Removing shocks was a good thing but providing a poor alternative was not.
pits
>>554798864>>554798864>>554798864
>>554798610i had this sentiment last chapter but it's obvious now, we only get new gameplay if some collab sponsored it, the base BR has nothing new to it, rolling got nerfed, self-revive got nerfed, surfing is barely there, it's the same gameplay as always maybe worse because there usually is something new but not even that nowthere's actually no gameplay reason to just not play og or drop the game entirely if you stopped playing last season because it was getting stale
>>554798610Because the map feels like a rehash of CH4 - CH6, it reuses the same assets (not that there's anything wrong with that) in the same ways, either be vineyards or random houses they all feel the same than in past chapters. The map doesn't feel unique at all aside from Battlewood Boulevard and that's only one POI.
>>554798473Nope, gotta have it active. My reload ones are greyed-out, too and I have that guy unlocked on the main BP.
>>554797452more of a /co/ chad myself
>>554797506are you really complaining about community requests?
>>554797697there's 200 vbucks worth of mission alerts right now for stw
>>554797452No, don't think I will. I tried watching The Office but could only watch 2-3 episodes at a time. Only ended up watched the first season. Some shows need context for the jokes but I'll just stick to watching funny clips from the show.
>>554797452I ended up getting into this show so late, it was a little funny but I'm also glad I didn't watch it when it was relevant because people are so obnoxious over the mid jokes.
Day 2 with NemiaIm falling for her touch, the way she moves...
