Previous: >>554756573>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races (free 50 pulls)01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554778543Give her clothes back
AAAIEEEEEEEEE DANCHO YOU DONT GET IT I'M NOT FLATLINING!! I'M OPTIMIZING MY ROLLS!! SKIPPING 5 DAYS IS THE STRAT DANCHO! DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>554778083Actually, I took another look at master.mdb and I missed it just saying it's free pulls outright.
these names...
My most successful gutsmaxx yet!
draw teio in rudolf clothes but without adjusting the size so she's covered in floppy fabric
>>554778827Dumb like her mom
I really should start making my Saggit aces
>>554778675you don't use nishino power card to train poweryou use it as a stat stickyou raise power with sparks and spirit bursts or just have power growth rate18* power spark vodka
>>554778771>Town HangoutLewd.
>>554778790for me it’s town hangout
Surely Tamachud will come early to prevent spending money right?
>>554778790Is that a fucking Nier reference at the top?
>>554778543now I want to fuck Teio
>>554778543wow this Teio looks actually cute
>>554778790weiss grimoire! a nier!>>554779087yes
>>554778915don’t say that…
>>554778675They probably got their power stats off parents + races + rolling speed + lucky spirit bursts
Hopefully 500 + 1 silver carries me>>554779420>>554778675see >>554604447
>>554778919i love meeku
Are we ready for Sag? I gave up after hitting 1180 speed umas with Long S.
>>554767004>going to roll for tama because this post reminded me of a girl I used to walk home from school withWe get free rolls right?
>>554778790>town hangoutHow much do you have to hate your kid to name them a euphemism for whore?
>>554779595I don't care if I win or lose, I just want to see King Halo run.
>17 years old
>>554778830here some slop, open wide
Digitan LOVE
>>554779715you’re thinking of “town bike” my learned south-east asian friend
Kill all slop generators
>>554779707>this post reminded me of a girl I used to walk home from school withShe's now your wife, right?
>>554779932He is that one Tachyon poster, the former rapist.
>>554779786>I don't care if my oshi wins or losesWhy are oshifags like this
>>554779805God the things I would do to this hag
>>554778771what are you using to browse the file?I just opened it in DB Browser and saw this table
>>554780071use notepad
>>554778675>needing power cards to cap itCan't imagine.
>Decide to be a pay piggy for CG because I wanted Rice that badly>Get the starter banner where you get a free Uma>It's the ONLY dupe I could've gotten from the banner
>>554779932I fucking wish but I didn't have the skills to pull that off, still don't
>>554780071The specific screenshot you're looking at is a python script I made that takes a copy of an old master.mdb and a new one and just outputs lines that changed so I can see what new stuff they put in.
>>554780248
>>554780202Why are people running Riko? A dead card for a gold skill isn't worth it
>>554780202surprisingly low guts
>>554780147oh yeah, now this is much better
>>554779595nothing i have but goldship wins so I'm actually going to use 2 debuffers
>>554779898If you pointed at someone and called them the "town hangout" they would 100% think you're implying the same shit that "town bike" implies.
>>554780383>he cant read binary
>>554780437>but goldship winsGolshi abusers are going to get the biggest reality check of their career with this CM.
>>554780373can’t imagine playing unity without her mood ups desu
>>554780373It's still tons of mood up's and energy recovery on top of 2-3 wit cards allows you to almost never press rest.
>>554780373I use her as a mood down counter or last minute stat boost if the next round is a race and the game demands I rest
TAMA ON THE HOME SCREEN
>mfw missed some of the shoes
I got only 3 from that...
>>554780724shut up brat oguri could fold you in an instant
>>554780743>>554780734You must learn new day skip. If you click from the homescreen into the club menu within a second of the day rolling over, you get in with requests available without having to do the new day popup.
>>554780485no they’d wonder wtf you meant by it because it’s the wrong saying
So uhh is this card any good>Dirt Oh...
>>554780662>>554780687>>554780669If you get lucky you don't get spammed with mood downs though. And with 4 Wit cards you're gaining lots of energy from training Wit anyway. Don't see how she's worth it for Sprints, unless you're training Umas that run Long races that are not Arima
>>554778543WITgod viewers thanks another week secured!
MARUZEN PLEASE JUST SURVIVE THE DERBY WITH 150 STAMINA YOU CAN GET 5TH IT'S FINE JUST STOP EATING MY CLOCKS
>>554780267that's pretty cool, I gotta make one of those tooI didn't know about the file before, gonna research it moreis there a collection of things like this about the game recorded anywhere? like what do specific files have or an archive of previous version mdbs?
Oy vey shut down this chud
>>554780998Get 200+ on guts and she will
>>554780889>speedrun stratI guess I need to set my alarm 1min earlier
Behold, Doto's nemesis
>>554779595no
>>554780373Rushing Gale is meta in Capricorn
>>554780970Took you a while to find that witgod
Tamtam...
mare corner...
>>554780889skipping the login reward doesn't matter when it's the RNG of how long the connecting screen takes that matters
>>554781176Last week was worse, found at the final 4 hour.
>>554781104That dastardly TM Opera O...
>>554781209the onions uma...
>>554781215Spot the sussy one
>>554781215>MareI'll handle them
>>554781264Jesus fucking christEven speeding through is a gamble?Is everything in this game a gamble?
NOT SO FAST
>>554781373yeah i just had my worst daily reset today where my game just completely froze on the connection screen and i had to reopen it
>>554779595I'm doing my best to get a good Shichi and Neicha but i can't...also i fucked the best End Neicha i got because i forgot to learn Ryan skill
>>554781373WEGAMBAIN THIS HOUSE
>>554781517you forgot spurt too
>>554781215I can almost feel how I’m being milked
>>554781295Opera O HATE
Do I waste borrows into trying to one-up my lobby-winning Saggy aces or start making CM9 parents or improving my TT
>>554781373LIFE IS A GACHAeverything is gambling nothing but luck mattersthis is the one truth of this universe!
>>554780889I never did that shit and always snipe shoes at reset from the other clubcucksjust be faster
>>554781587Yeah! Not that dumb chestnut on the bottom though, he's a friend
nandeyanen
If your account even vaguely smells like you spend money, Tamamo is coming in <50 pulls
Being marked isn't enough, I need to be branded.
>new event makes use of the carrot juicesFinally i can spend them..
>>554782128Same...
YOOOOSSSH!!!!IKKUYOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>554782014Goldshi's trainer must have lots of these ones
how strong is this skill as a debuff?
Are you gonna flatline for 5 days so that the tamamo pulls get transfered to Fuku banner?
>>554782320Gold debuffs all hit with the same strength. Also, check it yourself ding dong.
>>554782320ask Cafe
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>554782546elaborate
Why am I playing this game the requires luck knowing that my luck is absolute dogshitKitasan almost never shows up during senior year for fuck's sakeWhat am I doing here
later losersI'm done with today's donation
>>554780553i didn't say she wins a lot the whole thing is very hopeless but nobody else wins at all
Went out of my way to donate 1 shoe to everyone so that someone else gets half the points today
>>554780949Could be worse. You could've daily pulled ANOTHER FUCKING SR POWER RYAN. AND ANOTHER FIVE STARS FOR RYAN.CYGAMES I FUCKING HATE RYAN STOP GIVING ME RYAN.
>>554782668horsing around
>>554782320Effect 1: Stamina Drain (-0.01)Effect 1 target: Five closest girls ahead of youEffect 2: Stamina Recovery (0.035)
>>554780949It's Inari One!
>>554782668Your luck will turn around. Remember it's basically a slot machine.
>>554783017>(-0.01)darnthat's like 1 flustered/seduced skill
>>5547826687 and your luck will remain the same. Any other number and your luck will turn for the better
>>554782668Ever since playing this game, my luck has dramatically increased everywhere else, even irl. I waste all my bad luck here, then go be lucky in other gachas.
>>554782838I'm still happy, since it's my first not-already-MLBd pull in ages. I don't even get excited when I see the gold anymore, I just brace for disappointment. I'd kill to pull something actually good, like Flower or Windy.
Thanks Rice, is not like I need maestro or anything.
>>554783339one skill is not going to let you nuke the entire opposition, especially since it also comes with 3,5% recov
>>554783449Why are you hoarding them? I know the cleat shop itself gets a rework soon-ish but do we start getting more cleats for the cards too?
Tamamo is in the lobbytime to update your pokedex, torena-san
*bricks ur run*
>>554783339That is a little less than a white recovery.You can afford that much damage, right?
>>554783561I cleat just enough to buy all the tickets every month. There's no reason to cleat them all. There's also no reason not to cleat them all. I guess I just like to have a record of how many Aois I've pulled.
Damn, these girls are fucking retarded, overstat, get all skills and they can still lose the raceCan I just run the races myself?
>>554784037That's what Aoi does
the mangas have a lot of good unofficial umas
>>554783835Aoi cute
Danchou the other club members are not saying ohayou back to me ;-;
>>554782838Every day til you like it
>>554784172can't wait for next cingray season for more kino designs from the manga
>>554784356It’s probably because of the dirt
>>554784037maybe?
>>554782589No
>>554780949She has very strong stats but she has bad events.
>>554783593micro dick pikachu
>>554784356you have to be 18+ to post on this website
Mambo!
>>554784037honestly? realafter playing for months, any uma that isn't oguri gives me this feeling once in a whilelike how the fuck do you lose with allat?is oguri's unique really that good that she is the only uma that will never have a bad career, just low rolls?she's not even my favorite, she's just the most convenient to run and it's pissing me off
>>554784901I've been here longer than you >:(
Is the "if you don't log in, the free pulls stack now" thing a gaslight?
I wish Umamusume were real
>double gold inspiration>hot spring ticketthe planets aligned
>>554785187remember how many pulls we got on riko/rice? It was 100 pulls rather than the 50 pulls jp got. This is the modern jp uma free banner split of 10x1 rolls on uma banner and 10x10 rolls on support banner. So you now know that we had an earlier banner disregard shitty jp free roll mechanics from the beginning of the game.What you deduce from this is up to you.
>>554785123You know all the Makween E rank memes? I never understood them. My front Makween runs are always either Undefeated or one cheeky 2nd in a Long I was understammed for.Same with Suzuka.
FUCK THAT FUCKING BRATEVERY MAYANO CAREER IS A GARBAGE FIRE
>>554785187I'm not risking it. They're probably going to give us 10 daily like they did with Riko and not change the banner
>>554785187I'll tell you after you afk for 5 days
ningenpyoi
>>554785515>local child refuses to believe she is a child
>>554785515Hey i got extra rank A with her
>>554785187roll a new account and check after the second day
Hello friends!!!!
>>554785463toreinas abuse mcqueen to complete missions faster
>>554785121Gimmie that fuckin hat
My oshi? Umatron.
how do i get good sparks?
>>554785121>>554785736>>554785668these crying things are hideous
>>554785832Don't say that...
>>554785895This one smells like cum
>>554771723>>554771828I've run her 5 times as frontrunnershe jobbed every single one during hopeful as a frontrunnerstats float around 300/450/250/200/200 what's the problem here? because every other uma can win this with far less stats, even king can
>>554785947You're a virgin
>>554786029Correct?
>>554785832
AAA I CAN'T TRAIN A GOOD SHICHI FOR THIS CM
>>554785985She never procs her unique as a front runner, or generally at all, but she has the best chance of proccing it as Pace during career
>>554786158sorry but she cannot win arima kinenit is fate
*juices your uma*
>>554785668Hello babyposter
I was going to do one final run last night, but the game said I have too many veterans. SAD!Time to sell your futures, I'm about to open a glue factory.
Where's everyone?
>>554785832nyo...
>>554786029holy SHIT what a ROAST
IKKUYOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554786346
>>554786376Sup my neigher
>>554786029You aren't?
>>554786438Thanks
>>554786452*loses hopeless stakes*
>>554786418This one might be the best one yet
>long S>end S>good stats>sweepy said no>only 1 hishiama hint>pic relatedIt's never been more Teiover
>>554786314SHE WILLI JUST HAVE TO WISH IT HARDER
u copi?
ai copy!
GODDAMMIT
>>554786563>running Teio as an ENDYou only have yourself to blame for these crimes you commit.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>554786748Trainer issue desu
>>554786563>end teio
>>554786748Bwo just do a fan/parent run and buy a fuckton of skills at the end, I get A every time like that, get a race bonus deck and you're good
>>554786750I would run her as pace if I could, but I've learned in a very hard way that Teio can't run long races as pace and if I want to play her, I have to do this.
>>554786891AWWWWWWWWW
>>554786563>Early SepTEIO NEVER GAVE UP DESU NO>End TeioBased
>>554786891
>>554786956Sounds like a trainer problem
>>554786956>Teio can't run long racesWhy?
>long S Mejiro Ryan with max speed Swinging maestro event doesn't prochaha....hahahahaha....hah....well at least it gave me COOLDOWN right?
>>554785696I do too. She just always finishes first in Hopeless. Now THIS FUCKING JOBBER ON THE OTHER HAND.
>>554786891thank you glugposter now i can start my day
>>554779898This >>554779715 dude is correct that it sounds similar to town bike.
>>554787165Because the only one who can pace chase for long races right now is Oguri Cap forma Saturnalias, and before that paces lost hard to Golshi after the unbrocking update. Certain Victory also activates almost every time with Teio end, she works very well with this position.
>>554787234Now try running her as pace
They are waiting for you in the test chamberrr trainerrrrrrrr
shortstack has 2 openings if anyone here is looking for a casual club which appreciates fat titties on diminutive umas, only rule is to log in within 4 daysput /uma/ in your profile if your apply or post here if interested and i'll send an invite
>>554787620Are there real shortstacks in shortstack?
>>554787717Standing paizuri with danchou
>>554787620Based club name.
>>554787717I'm short and I do stack boxes at work, does that count?
Now what?
>>554786232kek, she just hates meI'll refrain from using mayano, maybe even never touch her ever againsix runs is enough
maya ganbachau yo
>>554787928Save up for the rainbow uncap crystal
>>554787860little cows
Regardless of your build, having a gold or two white recoveries is seemingly enough to basically win every race in a parent run. I don't know how the career stats and stamina shit scales but I've lost Kikuka Sho as a fucking Goldship with 550 Stam and had an undefeated run later with 300 and Levelheaded by then.
>>554787928>he doesn't know about the anniversary shop
>>554787717yeah im the dancho and im a shortstack, but they're mantits, does that count?>>554787868by technicality, i suppose so. i approve
Quite possibly the longest inspiration I've had.Yet still no Long S.
>>554786891What a bitch...
>>554788108Her hat...
Neigha, anyone still have the Hashire video with uma stickers? I need it for my "homework" folder
>>554787928There's a new card coming in like 6 hours
>>554788135THA STANDING DANCHO PAIZURI IS REAL
>>554787928Suzuka chapter has been announced, do you have enough to MLB her card day 1?
Do you ever just gamble?
>>554788239>welfare cards>ever goodwhy would you want to MLB it day 1?
is pump really necessary on end closers for saggy?
>>554787936>never touch herMayanosisters...
>>554788352Ticketzo...
>>554788314This is how S ranks are made
>>554788315completion's sakeand why are you butting in?I'm replying to a post whose image shows 4 welfare cards MLBd
>>554788314no
>>554788315Brian's card is actually pretty good barring the Gold Skill. Hell, Story Rice had use last long CM for the chance at two gold recoveries. There's nothing else to spend them on. Just do it.
>>554788352>>554788486Based Brian enjoyer
>>554788314Always.
>>554788315>and why are you butting in?Are you going to let him >>554788454 talk you like that?
>>554787938I bet watching Mayano's Warthunder streams would be really fun
>>554788581Nothing I say can make it hurt less so why bother
>>554788315Me, personally, I wouldnt take >>554788454But that’s just me
>>554788315>acting as if welfare cards aren't good for F2Pchadspost bank account statement and BMI
>>554788315they're worth MLBing but suzuka is a trap because of the anniversary shop
Shocking stuff that https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/75a76eec65203341762a14f1935f52afda03ceb6Watch every club carefully now, as numbers will either rise again, or nothing changes cuz they never stopped to begin with.>https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/03b4fbe654aea8116f12b71c2dc0f951392549b3Based.
Where is the white lighting?
>>554788814>but suzuka is a trapAyo?
Suzuka is a trap because she’s worse than literally every single Speed SR statwise. How badly do you really need her skill pool?
>>554788903still worth doing eventually for the TT bonusthere's fuck all else to spend club points on except for occasional special items like the upcoming crystals
>>554788750>post bank account statementThis is how you know this guy isn't pretending to be poor. I for one have very little in my bank account (like ~30k atm... huh that's a lot higher than usual) because the rest is in investments.
>>554788314Yes (accidentally clicked speed training instead of the back button on a 67% failure chance with no supports on it)
I really like the Brian welfare card. She is THE GOAT
>>554788903For parent farming, I'm not using a stamina card
QRD on the anniversary shop?
>>554789143Yeah, I was about to ask thisI am turning on the bot again, nothing happened after the announcement
>>554789123I love running the Rob Roy SR on parent runs, dude.
>>554789146see>>554788573
>>554788814>anniversary shopShould I be saving various currencies?
Aaaaaaand sent. They already know about it.
Loooooooooondon bridge is falling down...
>>554785805That's the thing: you don't.
>They aren't saving every post number that gloats about botting, getting ready to post the mother of all grudgeposts should the banwave ever arrive (it's going to)
>>554789417Club?
>>554789338as long as you have at least 4000 (i think) club points you're fine to get the crystals, everything else is just regular stuff you get all the timethere are also crystals for friend points but i'm sure you have wayyy more than enough of those
>>554789524Love Biwa
>>554753237Is this /uma/'s I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB post?>tfw you were asleep for it
>>554789314Gee, I've been saved by Fox. How swell.
>>554789535>4000Fuck. Do I get next month’s club points prior to this?
>>554789524BIG BIWA LOVE
>>554789671i lied sorry
So when do we get enough crystals to get our uncap?
>>554789532some discord club
>>554789618Well it's good to know we dont have an actual horsefucker among us, just someone with an encyclopedic knowledge of horse porn
>>554789767You should join shortstacks
Mambo
>>554789767lmao retard>>554789532one of the OG /uma/ clubs
>>554789765On the Henry Calculator it says we should have enough fragments for a crystal by the time V.Bourbon drops.
>>554789873
He definitely got poached and gaslit, right?
Membo
poaching isnt real
>>554790008Curren-chan, your lipstick is running...
Are you gonna do it?
>>554790008i thought she was topless
Mimbo
>>554789618i'm confused as to what he was searching for on /vt/ anyway. how did he get into /vg/ when there aren't any archives that do both boards?
>>554753237>>554789618>buckskin butts>read it as Buckshin butts
Mayano Speed is actually starting to grow on meShe's like a better SR King, the power bonus is really strong.
M/uma/mbo
>>554789618I leave for a week and this is what I return to!?
>>554790151No I need umas more than I need a 0lb speed fukukitaru I'll never use
Mumbo
>>554789802I cleaned sheaths when I worked with horses from 2007-2010, but I don't think that counts. Wild that we got an outside with an encyclopedic knowledge of 3DPD uma pr0n who called bullshit on an /umadacchi who ALSO had an encyclopedic knowledge of 3DPD uma pr0nhere's a wholesome Raisu instead
buy her mini figure
>amazon gaslighting maya to beef with brianYOU'RE A DORM LEADERWHAT ARE YOU DOING BROWN WOMAN
>>554790358That face is a bit scary
>>554790369Calm down it's just a get well soon
>>554790358I will bathe her in semen
>>554790369SUFFER ME NOW
>>554790358>spechudi shan't
Mombo
>850 speed 500 stam gold ship by the end of year 2if i don't get spurt i'm going to blow up tracen
>>554789735It would have been nice if Cygames gave us a heads up about this.
>>554790198>CHOWA!!!!
>>554790508Long S status?
Mömbo
>>554790595i can live without it
Mambomatsuri
>>554778543I HATE TOKAI TEIOI SERIOUSLY FUCKING AHTE HER
Mümbo
>>554790528Don't cry unc, you'll gekirknely have an Epstein bomb's worth of club points ong next month when club rewards hit
>>554790528you've got a couple of months to save and grind shoes
>>554790447
I’m going to try to put Risky Business on my sprint aces. Change my mind or offer advice on how much stamina I need. Please.
>>554790796
End of Mämbo
>>554790508SHE SPURTED
First reply gets to decide which new uma I'll work on for the first time ever
You Will (Not) Mambo
>>554791009spechud
>>554790993now lose unity final
Mamboooooooooo
>>554790865It might work.
I wish I was 150cm
...
>>554791298
>>554790358Actually kinda cuteeven if it is just Spechan Week
>First event with Goldshi >She goes on a date to a theatre with McQueen >Second event with Goldshi >She goes on a date to a theatre with McQueen
>>554791298uh oh here we go again
>>554791009Eishin Flash is the only correct choice
>>554791583ACTIVATE PROPAGANDA PROTOCOLS
>>5547910955/5 wins suck my horse cock
Practice matches aren't that accurate are they? They don't get bonuses or anything right? Trying to gauge my umas for the next CM and only just now remembered it's even available for testing.I mainly ask because an uma that I figure should be running out of stamina seems fine.
>>554790358Oh, there's more than just SpechudBut still no oshi, not gonna buy
>>554791691now lose ura final 4 times
>>554790358Perfect fit for my jar
Mant about to go crazy :fire: :fire: :fire:
>>554790358I'll buy Rice Shower's
>>554791724what do you mean "bonuses"? the stat bonuses are track-dependent and not CM dependentrun the matches with awful mood to simulate worst-case hp
>>554791724check hp and spurt in hakurakusimulator is gaslight
>>554790358
>>554791818How will you cap speed with that anon? You still want 1-2 speed cards
>>554791907
>>554791992>>554791724>awful moodnot a thing
>>554790865You're probably overstammed already. Just do it, bruv.
>>554792046switching finemo for Narita Top Road or Fuku if its a 0% speed growth umaspeedless decks can cap speed in MANT
My first attempt at making front runners - hated it. Maruzensky barely gets distance inspires ever with her shite affinity and Dasca... Well she keeps trying to rape me in my office, what's up with that?Probably the last time i bother if they can't carry me to finals
>>554791298Must be nice earning A+ carats while flatlining...
>Tamamo Cross has an idk do whatever the fuck (you) want careerGuaranteed S rank first run, boys
>>554792418>building fronts for long>not SeiunAre you just trying to stop pace Oguris?
>>554792418That hag looks pretty good. Your spoiled white latina looks pretty nice, too! Good luck tomorrow, anon!
>>554791298>>554791448>>554791514Not flatlining. 8,519,894 - 8,519,309 isn't 0.
>>554790447THE DARK LORD GUARDS MY MIND
>>554791797behold... the REDDIT umas...
>>554792659It's less than a career. I want him OUT.
I am so tired of KitasanShe never shows up past senior febI can't put up with thisI cannot believe I wasted carats on her
>>554790738That's her dad.
>>554792659damn, he lost fans?
>>554792568I don't have Seiun and I just kinda lucked into a good groundwork long parent>>554792643Thanks anon
>>554791298Just preparing and getting ready for the 7 days free pulls haha. Dancho's away so he can't be kicked
Which cunny is better for sagi? Are they completely stupid? I don't understand anything, I just click shit based on rumors and memes.
>>554792671Glad there is someone with taste in here
>>554792996
>>554791992>what do you mean "bonuses"?Just like campaign where there's a hidden stat bonus. My test uma was conspicuously not dead.I'll try the mood thing though
Reminder that MANT is a F2P scenario and you should save carats for L'Arc Pasa. Do NOT pull on cards.
>>554792974The only thing stopping me from playing BFME2 is that im so damn lazy to pirate it because its still delisted from store fronts unless you fork out money for a physical copy on resellers. So im waiting for the the mod groups that are remastering the game to put it out.
i think special week is very sexy
Whenever Tama sees a public hand sanitizer station she pulls out a tiny bottle and fills it up.
>>554792758>no Helios, Urara, Nature, DotoNe only reddit uma there is golshi
>>554793239Now that's actually a poorfag behavior
>>554793131Reminder that Sweep "Sweepy" Tosho's butt is cute
>Last run get a 3 stamina, this run I get 3 powerI am accumulating so much karmic debt to the point I'm absolutely fucked for anything else
>>554793292rice is extremely reddit
>>554793239Doesn't everyone do this? I mean if nobody is around.
>>554793394NO SHE ISN'T
Ever since rollling 60k carats just to MLB kitasanI have never EVER capped speed without scarificing another statFull welfare decks got me capped speed and non-sacrificed statlineThis shit is a scam and I hate every single one of you who keeps yapping yOu HaVe ToGet ehrFuck you
>>554792962I would bet on the witlet on the right myself the low power on left even with high wit I'd imagine it struggling to close out
>>554793487
>>554792962they are both kinda tragic 2bh i'd take the witlet just to luck into some NSM+Poomp wins
>>554793203>remastering the gamefirst time I'm hearing of that, and I bet it's just some slop mods that won't hold up again cuz no proper access to the game codehaving said that go and play the game game, it's a fantastic upgrade over the original, making your own hero is insanely busted and fun as well.
>>554793495well she's also anti-reddit because she's a loli but she's reddit because she's le emo daughter
>>554793239Whenever I go to a fast food place I always take extra straws with me...
>>554793640I do this with chopsticks. I don't eat out but I always grab some of the chopsticks by the prepared food station when I go to the Asian grocer.
>>554793487I always take other things if they're free but hand sanitizers felt unnecessary
>>554793640I used to do this with the sticks they gave with chicken nuggets then they stopped putting them inniggers
>>554792418show cards and umanko
>>554793543The original remaster effort got abandoned. But somebody took their place with their own black jack and hookers. And thought lets just put the movies into the game too and have a custom scripted campaign with voice acting from the movies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GN_Z1eieJ0
>>554793526I want to hug Taiki Shuttle~
>>554793487I don't know about hand sanitizer but the amount of free wet wipes i take home from fast food restaurants is something i should be ashamed of (i'm not)
>>554793898Periods exist for a reason.
>>554793239'That's not being poor that's stealing
wew, no wonder tamamo is so popular in this thread
what do we do now that uma is an unc gacha and all the youngsters are playing arknights 2?
>>554794169theyre for making babies right
>>554794172Do you have to put a coin to use it? Do you have to swipe your card to get it? No? It's FREE then!
>>554793994>lets just put the movies into the game toThat only ever worked well for the Return of the King game, so just watch and wait this thing getting DMCA'd if Warner feels funny and isn't busy dying inside.That is, if this ever gets released period lmao. My issue with huge plans like this will always be the lack of proper code access, allowing them to unfuck potential engine problems, see BFME1Uma Musume, time to consume food.
>>554794172
Just checking but is twitter down? I was looking at uma art and it just died on me
Team Ikze!
>>554793640I do this with chopsticks, and plastic spoons and forks
>>554794309>nowAlways has been.
>>554793959no horse pussy for u
>>554792103she's always mad
How the hell didn't I realize Seiun shared the same VA as Kanata, they're basically the same character
>>554794564me in the bottom
>>554790358It should be made out of lead. tee heeI love you, ya fat fuck
>>554794323>>554794443
>>554793640I do same but with vouchers shills give out and paper catalogs from stands in supermarkets.
>>554794564me as little cocon
Would you still bring 2 speed 4 wit for a sprinter even if her speed bonus is 0%?
I've been getting a lot of ads for Endfield from all of my SNS so I think I'm giving it a try.Good luck to my danchou and my clubmates to keep the rank
>>554794813it's slop, you'll be back in an houralso the base SSR chance is 0.8%
In the duration of training for Sagittarius, I've made five 3* blue umas. What about you anons
>go to /uma/>get told uma stan is vital by multiple people >go back to /uma/ only 3 hours later>get told uma stan is a useless trap by multiple people I always scratch my head when people say this general is good
I'm scared of using paypal for uma now...
>>554794813What is Endfield?
I've been traveling for work recently and now I have like five airplane blankets and a few airplane sporks...
>>554794813i thought endfield was going to be anime factorio instead it's just genshin slop
>>554794908good in long and big mediumjust a white skill in the rest
>>554793487the fuck are you gonna do with all that hand sanitizer you stole
>>554794918why?
>>554794942Some old sitcom about a bunch of rich jews.
>>554795028why would the distance matter?
>>554794813I'd rather play the cryer game
>>554794942It's a jewish sitcom
>>554794908Hmm, is there any other general about uma musume in 4chan? Don't tell me...
>>554795114Duration becomes longer depending on the track
>>554794598AH HA HA HA NICO NICO MY KNEE DEAREST DOTO
>>554790796oh look, there's me! 11th
lmao, tamamo is poor
>>554794890>>554794983A shame about the unnecessary open world genchink slop but it looks good right at least
>>554795181
>>554794908It's vital, it avoids pace downAny goldship career should immediately buy it since it will heavily boost your win chance for all your career races as well unless your parents have fat hints for it
You people should read books instead of playing more gacha slop.
taking a quick nap see you guys in 10 hours, there better be some good gaslights regarding tamamo when I come back
>>554795173but why would the duration matter if it directly scales with track length?I get that the bigger the length the bigger the boost and even if it scales you still get more on longer tracks but that applies to all skills and therefore uma stan isn't unique and it's not a factor at all
>>554788352>Daaahbe-AAAHH *cough*
wait a minute summer goldship lets you proc dominator outside of Medium? never mind i kneel to golshi this is a golshi game
>>554795535kids these days ask chatgpt to read the book for them
>>554794898I made a Ryan parent with good everything except 1* guts.
>>554794564She has no IRL counterpart, so no one is going to be mad if she is lewded?
Useless ass whoreBitchProstituteHarlotHookerStreetwalkerTartBawdCourtesanCocotteCyprianDrabTrollopStrumpetHussySlutTrampSlatternDemimondaineChippyTrullQueanJezebelVampBimboSkankHoeThotSlagMollPutaWencThat's why Sweep fucked and gave her virginity to Duramante instead of you
>>554795114it only breaks pdm on courses where it takes longer than 5 seconds to go past section 1/24 and the longer the course the longer section 1/24 becomes
which running style is the most F2P friendly
>>554795535Light novels count, right?
>>554795535But I already read Umineko three times
>>554794908>brick your goldship into not ulting 50% of your racesIt genuinely is a trap
>>554795749Don't be mean to Kitasan!
>>554795580I would like to answer you but sadly I'm not the same anon that mentioned it's good on medium and long distances, and I'm not an uma stan believer.
>>554795749>That's why Sweep fucked and gave her virginity to Duramante instead of youthat's too far, man
>>554795114the length of a track dictates the distance you have to be away from the leader to avoid pace down2bh you can still try and take uma stan on short distances and hope that it chains into other speed skills and you still don't slow down but idk how viable it is
>>554795535ill have you know i read isekaislop everyday
>>554795828
>>554795749dont say that...
>>554794908Because people in /uma/ are retards and they don't know the base game mechanics. Uma stan is good if TWO conditions are filled>It's a medium/long trackAND>There's at least one front runnerUma stan temporarily disables pace down during the duration. But if those conditions are not filled, you'll get paced down right after. Short track? Fronts didn't build enough lead yet, you get paced down. No front on long track? Even with pace promotion, the pacer didn't build enough lead yet, you get paced down. On global server uma stan is not worth it most of the time because global hates building front runners.
>>554780965>If you get (thing that is completely out of your control), you won't need mood recovery
new (?) cryer
>>554796126Eww, it's THAT one...
>>554792758>reddit>no AgnesChoose
>>554796126>aislopbut why
>>554796126>mfw a gaslighter from SEA uses me as their avatar ruining my repvtation
>>554796005
You fucking donkey
>>554792758I wanna eat blue reddit uma anus
>>554796247me when i enter maya and teio's shared dorm room
>>554796247I ate Mcdonalds yesterday and now my farts are rancid. Maybe I shouldnt eat that anymore.
>>554795184Kinda fucked how the VA struggled to do the squeaky Nico voice in the later years of SIF and now she struggles to keep the deep voice, but I respect it
>>554796286fate worse than death
>>554796386I'm unsure if Oguri Cap would say this...
>>554796247>she sees my penis
>>554780373energy/moodfree stamina/gutstraining effectivenessfailure protectioni think you could get away with replacing her with a stamina card if you want to chase high rolls
>>554796363May as well run the Juvenile Fillies
A while ago one of you said they reaaaally wanted a triple crown Bobo. What happened to that Toreina?How about all three? She's obviously headed straight for the glue factory, went for it after I realized it was going to be a stat low roll. Couldn't even fan farm...low fan bonus deck. Hopeless and classic Arima are the extra 2 races over the implied crown and career races.Should be easy enough as long as you get at least your white recovery before Haruten and buy skills the entire time like you're pruning hints on an URA parent run...she had Angling for debut. +4 Corner from Maya before Asahi Hai. KSB +1 straightaway adept fkn bitch cunt into Maya +4 straightaway adept true combo. No recovery for Kikuka Sho but 500 stamina and enough skills. Haruten with only Moxie but 600 stamina, somehow. Considering I've seen her eat shit at Haruten with 700 and Maestro.>>554787483Just running Bobo as Pace or building her deliberately as a Pace Chaser? If it's the latter, thought's genuinely never crossed my mind in 75m fans on her. Seems like a waste given her innate skills. If it's the former, she's run a few races as Pace (game loves giving her career races as solo front as a huge middle finger) and PLENTY of cheeky haruten 2nd/3rd "good enough"s as Late.
>>554796494>staminaA wit card you mean?
>>554796121it's an RNG game bwo. Most runs aren't having enough mood down turns to make Riko worth it just for mood ups and energy
>>554795535I'll start reading books once the auto-career comes out
>>554794797a-anyone
>>554795580because nearly all velocity skills increase your target speed, not current speed, meaning you don't actually benefit from the full duration of it due to acceleration time. this acceleration time is a relatively smaller part of the full length of skill's duration the longer the track is, as your acceleration time is roughly the same on all tracks
>>554796573if you want to move points away from stamina/guts into wit, yes
>>554796626Do whatever you want.
>>554794797Yeah, wit is more important than speed
>>554796485what a handsome lad
>>554796554I put that on ice to build my sag aces. Now with Tama around the corner, I'll have to postpone my Bobo triple crown dreams for a while.
>>554796386>tried to get Swiss King from mcdonalds>they discounted it
>>554796253>He thinks its AIPlease get better at spotting AI slop
>>554794797yes3 speed cards is often overkill for 0% speed bonus umas and spamming wit training gives a significant amount of speedplus you don't really need to max out speed for sprints, better to throw all your sparks and blue bubbles at power
>>554795621>he doubted
>>554796835I didn't even open the image I wanted to rile him up
Go on without me, bros.
>>554796626Yeah, 4 Wit gives a lot of Speed so you will hit it with 2. Unless your Speed cards suck
>>554796626I'd consider running a different sprinter. 0% 2 speed is fucking masochism without 18* speed 18* URA.>>554796762Oh neat, you're here! Save the image for later if you think you'll revisit the plan.
>>554796769What about the Raclette King, that's still on the menu and you even get some Ovo brocks with it
I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH I HATE THIS DOGSHIT GAME SO MUCH
>>554795535I started reading, exercising, learning japanese and drawing, and playing actual video games after getting hit with the reality that kitasan is a scam card and isn't better than any other speed card, gachas fucking suck dickI only do one runs per day now because I still like the umas, except kitasan
>>554796595You said like it's an RNG, there are definitely gonna be runs where people get fucked by mood downs and energy drain back to back, and Riko bails you out by handling both at once.I'm glad you're super duper lucky and nothing ever goes wrong in your runs bwo, but the same does not apply to everyone else
If you don't say something inspirational I will go back to playing the game while watching youtube videos.
>>554796943Enjoy the pillow fights!
>>554796668cool, but that's still a thing for distances and not specifically uma stan
>>554796967thanks, I will
>>554797074
>>554796943Here lies anon. He scored, but at what cost?
>>554797086Powerful...
>>5547970747 and you become inspired
>>554797074Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.
>>554797046So you're telling me most of your runs are getting spammed with mood downs and you never get random mood ups or Support Card mood up events?
>>554797264I'm getting a breakfast burrito even though it's no longer breakfast.
>>554796626I can max speed with MLB Kita and borrowed Biko with Rudolf (0% speed)
>supposedly a genius all-rounder>jobs like a retard on every style that isn't pace>end closer sometimes makes it but barelyMore like Mayano Tap that gun on my head because you're ass to use
My 80% off discounted cleats just broke before the Arima Kinen
>>554797343what a mad lad
>>554797343
>>554796951>>554797349Alright thanks. I want to run Fuji for sprint and she's 20% pwr 10% wit
>The Finlandschizo is back
Club drama is the worstNo one actually doxxes the fellas it's just crows squabbling at a loaf of bread they cant reach
I want some opinionswhat do you think would be stronger on a sprinter Golshi, a 2spd 4wit build or a 2spd 4guts build? or maybe something else?
>>554797295My paizuri slave
>>554797352If you don't have a busted unique and you vehemently refuse to learn skills until the career is over in the off chance you get fast learner, Pace and End are the only styles you have an almost guaranteed chance of sweeping career with you cheap bastard.
I wont read that shit, nigger
>>554797120You can go extra cheeky and get her the "Dual Sprints" one too. Even without sparking Sprint to A, but probably easier using 2 Sprint sparks on someone else and getting an otherwise useless Mile parent.If I hadn't glued that one I'd show her off. Only thing left for getting her the MANT All Whatevers title is going to be the dirt races.
Odds I watch MakibaohEven I watch Xbox Developer slop stream7 and /uma/ will be blessed with a lucky Tamamo roll
we don't say the n word in here
>>554797815Nice Nature desu
>Another slow and bad threadWtf is happening, what is killing /uma/?
grok draw mcqueen pole dancing
>>554797909everyone is on /pol/
>>554797026You need to learn how to stop worrying and love the bomb, bwoYou win some you lose some
>>554797632I think standard 2 SPD, 4 WIT is tried and true but you're already running someone pretty unconventional. I wouldn't do a guts meme build without SPD growths
>>554796974>closest BK is 2 hours away from me.Perhaps its time to accept that Big mac should be the go to. We can't always have what we want, but settling for the next best thing might not be bad.
>>554797909endfield
>>554797909merge with /umaJP/ soon
>>5547979095 borrows means I can play the game more and shitpost less
don't tell me even the crane is a fucking gamble even if you perfectly placed the clawyakuza didn't have the audacity to make the claw game an RNG fest, you just need the perfect position
gachashitters were a mistake
>>554798163Haha...
sea was a mistakegermany was a mistakefinland was a mistake
>>554796554>Just running Bobo as Pace or building her deliberately as a Pace Chaser?First one works well for Hopeless Stakes from my experience.But doing things you aren't supposed to is fun.
We are a mistake
>>554798310Sag das nicht Brudi...
>>554797502Yeah, I think occasion being ashamed of liking fat anime girls isn't too bad when people like this exist.
bors... give it to me straight, am I cooked?Is there a "guide for dummies" I can use?
>>554798401Too loose, needs to be skin tight
>>554798163the amount that the crane shakes when you stop it tells you how bad your timing was. if it doesn't move at all, you won't drop any.
>>554798401
>>554798447Just buy the skills listed and pretend it’s an ace run
>>554798489Forgot your Oguri image.>>554798447You aren't just cooked, someone put you in the microwave and set the timer for 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds.
>>554798095already uninstalled itshit was boooooring
>>554798381Mistakes into miracles.
https://jiggie.fun/AkpuhXhttps://jiggie.fun/AkpuhXhttps://jiggie.fun/AkpuhX
how does a hors benefit from turf S rank?
>Nioh 3 comes out when Mant startsbased, I'm taking my 4 month leave in March Danchud
>>554798681
>>554798817Better accel
>>554797026I understand, grinding Mayo career was a major role in getting me to stop caring about parent grinding and ultimately take it easy with this game
>>554798447Run your career normally.Get 2 or 3 golds, achieve at least 1 stats requirement, and pop 10 spirit explosions or as long as you achieve the same bonus count as aboveFor skills https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
>>554798924BASEDI fucking keked
>>554798924mayo is not the problemthe gacha horseshit element is i never get the horse from the banner>spar-shut up troon
it is okay for maya to job :)
>>554798447>>554798972Forgot to add that of course, you need your aptitude with the corresponding test to be A
>>554798892You won’t get in trouble if you get raped by your Uma.
Brian is the most miserable parent grind if you want halfway decent pinks
Are debuffers gonna be required for Sagittarius? I was thinking on running 3 aces.
>>554799647debuffers are never required, statistically your winrate gets lower if you bring a debuffer
>>554799647Your biggest enemy this CM is XOguri and you really can't gas her or debuff her speed that much.
>>554797820me on the left
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>554799662Jej
>>554778543sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>5547997301 stamina siphon per ace should be ok, right?
did they extend the aptitude test length? i swore i saw it said 18 hours left yesterday
>>554799647bringing a debuffer is the easiest way to make the overstammed third player win
>>554799456>My trainee's gaze hurts, she probably can't stand the fact that her Trainer is a sweaty old mantorena-san...
uwee I a horsehead scratches only
>>554799456translate it you worthless weeaboos
>>554799970nta but stamina siphon's debuff is a white equivalent
I want to make princess horse call me daddy and fuck her
>>554800109>translate itそれ
I'm only bringing 1 front and hope the lobby at bring at least a front too to disable pace HOguris, then grab the win with my Ends. But who am I kidding, I'm fucked
>>554800015Are you the understammed second player?
>>554800227
>>554800275thighs wide hips erotic. I need to cum on her face, and in her horse pussy
>>554800260i'm mentally checked out of every CM until at least grand live
>>554800109Fuji: I bet trainer hates niggersTrainer (thinking) wow I really hate niggersStore: Niggers not allowed in this storeFuji: Wow there where no niggers, so goodSatono: I will rape the trainer
i only got onsen ticket once since unitywtf
>>554800260Earlier I saw a pace oguri hit like 6 consecutive seconds of downhill mode before late race (which is apparently now visible on hakuraku, thanks hakurakuanon) and took first in a multi front lobby. Scary stuff.
me on the left
This bungee jump seems to be pretty rare, finally got it on Fukukitaru's career
>>554798125true twin
>>554800508they hate you
>>554800613Taking the Plunge? Probably only shows up if you rec enough in the same career.
>>554800808>>554800794>nghh--AAAAAAAAAA
>>554797343teiobros ovr repvtation...
>>554800180I am so fucked
poking silence suzukas cervix with my cock until her ovaries are red on the outside and ready on the inside
What is the build for pace Hoguri? What are even good skills for pace, I only know about front and late skills.
>>554800887D-daijoubu ka?
You built 1k + 1 gold, right? We’ve been saying it for the last month.
>>554801140950+ 1 white take it or leave
I appear to have underestimated S rank turf
>>554801091shes BASED*runs to kitasan* also they have such a strange relationship... and by the way, yes, of course I want to fuck them both because its umas sexy anime girls
>>554801306nice ass
I have not seen the acupuncturist in 6 weeks
>>554801306did you draw this? nice art!
>>554794542good.
>>554799970You can potentially gas other end closers if they're all hit with one but there's only a small chance of hitting the fronts and XOguri
>>554801405>pixiv filename
>>554801091I have a problem that only Dia-chan can fix...
Just saw this on my event borrows, jesas.
>>554801394why not go and see some bitches instead
>>554801306Behold: The thickest woman a jap can imagine.
>>554801227Throw in a Sympathy and you have yourself a deal
>>554801140I eyeballed it
>>554795535This general is my book
>>554801548you don't need to hide, it's orz the 2nd place in the leaderboard
Would've been nice if she got the holy trinity of S affinities, but it is what it is.Also I accidentally ended up getting Capricious Clover so that's cool.
>>554801306Yaeno Muteki looks like THIS?
can't have shit on parent runs
i was so stupid about the stam requirements you actually only need like 850 and a white
yesterday I saw a daiwa (from /uma/) finish the CM track with like 475 stam and 3 whites. my 390 with 1 gold 2 whites (no lay low proc) did not so, youre lying, you dont need 1000 stam and 20 recovery whites you are just trying to inflate the game/playbase and perpetuate
>>554796247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7RIIHK9EE>>554801649my boy wife>>554795643not to defend gpt fags, but kids used to read re-writes of full books in the form of those mini books, made specifically for this kind of purpose. Those probably still exist, except now days ai replaced the purpose of said books, while being a whole lot more useful and easier to cheat with obviously, but also easier to tell for the teacher.
>>554801492It just drains the five closest people in front of you
>>554801867crazy how ugly horses are but then everyone (every girl too) wants to fuck and suck them because of their massive hot sexy cocks. like at a certain point in size the human mind assigns things so large a sort of sentience. like the horses cock is an alien wiggling around and shaking, trying to cum
>>554801832That's Bamboo Memory!!!they're very similar though, I've made the same mistake before
>>554801848>Parent Run>Insufficient prior races?
>>554802056Feels like it's still enough to kill other end closers if you have siphon on everyone of your team. I've been seeing a lot of other end closers sleeping on stamina
>>554802127Mostly cause I forgot hopeful stakes
>>554801070Umadachi-donos, onegai...
>>554802153the wet and rain: my spitAWOOGA swimsuit boobs
>slopper woke upso hes american huh
>>554802089It's even biblical how much horses mind broke humans. "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.'
>>554801607as it should bethe vast majority can't conceive the idea of a healthy body and confuse fat for sexysacrificing the 1% ideal body to increase good-enough figures is worth it
>>554802310I would impregnate this uma
>>554802327Does horse semen taste like human semen? Any horse experts here?
>>554800613Shiraoki is real
i will rape the next anonddachi
>>554802242>parent run>bro stop racing until you can win 2/3 and then 4/5 of those every timeif dont win its worse than rec. you are just resting for those turns and getting 2 night owls every time, and you cant train, and then you cant win the next one after if you keep doing it. you are going into debt >>554802327oh and the horse CUM
>>554802493
>>554802493Chiyo would say this
>>554802480I was Matikanefukukitaru (humanoid) was real and was my friend or maybe even my girlfriend or wife...
>>554802089you need to be killed
>>554802556Only one of those was an optional race which I had to do to enter the Oka Sho with enough fans.
>>554801070Get hydrate, corner recovery and 777 for your Ogurin. Slap on all the good pace skills and done.
>>554801519Perfection
>>554802618SEXOOOOOO
people, dont do the chinese needlestabs or start cracking peoples heads. you might snap their neck and kill them! its not safe for either personI am hoping it is just the demon coming back but it is unlikely. it is probably not the demon using that to make me think it is. I hope it is because, honestly I dont hate it or think that it is evil, any more. I wonder if there have been other parts in my life...
>finally get sprint S>nn doesn't finish her oyl eventAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
I was just about to complain about practice poor replacing practice perfect insted of just removing it...
>>554802658Same, but I wsnt the uma
>>554802707ohh they were goal races? nvm carry onI thought you was going in every G1 race for some reason. sometimes I do that on other horses and have to hold myself >>554802845you know what at a certain point you are just going to have to take from what you get and also realize that nothing can be perfect; you will sometimes have to make sacrifices and often have to cope or take a less-than-perfect, bitter-sweet, victory.stop.
>>554800808I only did one recreation this time, usually right at the start to boost stats. I've done like 30+ runs now for GP sparks too and its the first I've seen it. It's a nice event anyways
post some REAL art
>>554803160
Are training helpers cheating?Having a program that tells you the action with the biggest EV?The step before botting, which is having a program that does the action with the biggest EV with no user input.
would you have sex with kitasan
is there a math thing for calculating like, "accumulated" risk over time, or how risky you are being, in percentages? like if you want to take your risk to 10% baseline in a career, using all of your trainings failure %s, you go slightly more towards or way down away from the 10% line based on the risks you take, such as 2%, 5%, 15%, 20%, and so on?
>>554803345always, that’s what the trip to the hot springs is for
>>554803363
>>554803382No, that's an open problem. The top mathematicians have never been able to figure it out.
>>554802726And the good pace skills are???
redpill me on fans
>>554803329I think it should be fine so long as you do it for educational purposes. because the alternative is being in a dark room (a cacha- "black box") blindfolded hitting buttons with such big/small altercations that you have no idea if it was that or some other thing, or a big mistake or freebie nullifying all of the choices. with the important decisions masking those, and the game being 70+ turns in a run. it could be seen as arrogant to not use a trainer helper, and to try to explore the deep and vast dark room yourself expecting to ever find meaningful results, solutions, or a majority of the puzzle with how big it is >>554803607dam..
>>554802391I like round huge butts too much. They're pretty rare around here so maybe it's the novelty. I'm not down for the average American look but the Asian look is so much more generic. Like we don't have tits around here either. It's hell.
>>554803484It does exist
Guess the hons>>554798362>spoilerIt is.
not using trainer assists: guessing, gambling (without all the info), arrogance leading into the future using trainer assists: numbers showing you what is happening, as well as a hand-holding or training wheels for you to see (and "do") the actions until you get it
>>554803382multiply together all the success rates and that gives you the probability of a flawless run
>>554803329There have actually been somewhat high profile debates over that in JP because chinese players are building sophisticated training helpers (roughly alphazero-style in architecture) to aid with maximizing uma scores, and JP players competing in the uma highscore space are not happy about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39juH9Y4LMcThe chinese project is open source, though obviously until we catch up to scenarios it was designed for it's not much use since you'd have to adapt the simulator for aoharu mechanics and spend days or weeks of compute training the model: https://github.com/hzyhhzy/UmaAi/
>>554803941Fuck. That one is pretty benign. NOW guess the hons.
>>554803985why is Ramonu like this?
never had sexnever touched a woman's breastsnever kissed a womancan you guys please stop posting about sex
>>554804194HEY
>>554804194Tits look bolted on and fake. Did not fap.
>>554804063>15% rate * 10% rate>this is already 150% chance in 2 turnsor wait a minute are you trying to trick me into thinking that 15% roll 10% roll = 75% chance to win (150/2 = 75)
>>554804194>>554804276best threesome of my life
>>554803941>>554804163IT'S PIKACHU!That was certainly a run.>>554804194>Can draw>Can choose to draw any kind of tits>Draws awful bolt-onsI will never understand artists that do this. They look awful on ningen and they look awful in fan art. Anatomy/pose books usually have real titi too. I don't get it.
>>554804249>>554804194>>554804276boobs on my face suck suck
>>554804247cunts be cunts
>>554804292you multiply the success rate85% * 90% = 76.5%total 23.5% failure rate
>>554804292You realize the percentage failure chances the game displays aren't accurate, right?
>>554803619Head-On. :)Speed Star is decent but nothing insane
>>554804065We aren't ready for how ridiculously shitty games are going to be by the end of this decade.
>>554804194>>554804276After seeing the second picture, looks more like they were drawn with the second one in mind and the artist didn't feel like redrawing the tits.
>>554803808I want to fuck that delivery girl's tits
>>554804194its because shes a teennot bolt-ons...>>554804478>>>55480447885% * 90% = 76.5% how?OK and I knowyou are lying but is there a way to find small windows where the gain is the most between two numbers? say 85 -> 23.5 and 90 -> 23.5 is 1, and then the next and so onmaybe like both variables being compared to a set number or difference, against eclipse or radius >>554804498another gaslight nice nature telling porky pies
>>554804595>artist didn't feel like redrawing the titspatheticdrawing tits under the effects of various forces is very fun
>>554803382one way is to just multiply them together, that gives the odds that you do the whole career without failing, but that's really weirdfor example, imagine there's 70 turns and in 10 of them you do 10% failrate trainings, that's 1.0 ^ 60 * 0.9 ^ 10 = 35% to not fail a single timeI find this to be meaninglesswhat I suppose sounds correct but I have no way of explaining why is to average it
Always found it kinda weird how the richest and most powerful people on the globe have two opposite preferences at the same time: little kids (pure, innocent, nothing faked) and bimbos (more plastic than human, slept around their whole lives).
>>554804798it is meaningless in that form also you should allow yourself one or more chances to fail training. nothing of value was gained without risk! the default should be at least a little bit of risk because everything is risky, and without this, you arent truly risking anything by giving your training a chance to fail if otherwise you are 100% safe. a number percentage isnt really accurate or deep enough for this game
>>554804856>teio fags are not only disgustingly fat>but their feet are insanely ugly
i hope i can snag some wins even without groundwork
>>55480477285% = 0.8590% = 0.90.85 * 0.9 = 0.7650.765% = 76.5%>>554804798>one way is to just multiply them together, that gives the odds that you do the whole career without failing, but that's really weird>I find this to be meaninglessit probably isa more comprehensive approach would be to compute the probability distribution P(N) where N is a number of failures
>>554804856/uma/ isn't beating the allegations...
Any good unique skill to get for Hoguri? Are inherited skills mostly scam?
>>554804856Such girth is most impressive.
>went from looking like this to looking like this >>554803808 in the span of like, a yearHoly growth spurt...
>>554805121I put Dober's on mine but I'm running her Late.
whats the circle with a line through it? is that... sigma? erm...what the sigma? skibidy?? umm...er? skibidy sigma* ohio. what does sigma do??
>>554804856Teiobwos... ovr repvtation...
>>554804856Was the 30 energy worth it?
teio and sweepy stonks will never recover
>my goldship ace made in a day wins more than my end HOguri made in 3 weeksHaha...
>>554805238That's a phi not a sigma you uncultured swine.
>>554805239i would rape this little uma who looks similar to the director
>>554804772please finish highschool before posting here, retard-kunyou divide percentages by 100 to get a 0~1 scale, you do 1 - p to get the percent it passes, and you multiply to get to odds of both passing15% and 10% of failing is (1 - 15/100) * (1 - 10/100) = 0.85 * 0.9 = 0.765then you multiply back with 100 to get the percent 76.5% of passingif you multiply both failures you get the odds of failing both
could do this game with a graphics calculator
>>554804194tranny janny do your tranny job
Trying to give Goldshi a wit card to make her smarter, is Sunday, Tachyon or Fuku better for her?
>>554805393>>554805440its theta how to do it with... theta.?or pi
>>554805121either recoveries like superior heal or pure heart, or accels like pump/dober
>>554805440
So when do free rolls on tamachud start? 3 hours?
>>554805674in 5 days, the 27th
>>554805527fuku for right-handed, sunday for midrace, tachyon for medium midrace
>>554805440ohh this is like the ratios for probability odds wow didnt know you could do this and also do it where you start at 1 and subtractanother "1" found in STEM! 1 more for the collection
>/umaJP/ talking about debuffersSome things never change, huh?
Is 780stm enough for Hoguri with 4 white recovery? How much for 3?
>>554805840>W*stoid """artists""" on PixivWish those niggers would stay where they belong, like deviantart.
really i think the best way to measure RNG in this game is to sum up the expected gains/losses of each random evente.g. 40% failure rate for a double rainbow +60 speed and +20 power (with simplified constant -5 speed on failure) is an expected result of +34 speed and +12 powerthe actual failure cost calculation is more complex since you have to factor in "don't overdo it" as well as the choice involvedit would also be quite difficult to quantify the actual cost of getting practice poor or dry skin
∑1/100 = (1 - 15/100) * (1 - 10/100) ∑ = 0.8585%
>>554805845definitely more than enough for both 3 and 4
>>554805239my favourite pet
Is u=ma2 good for xoguri if I run her with 2 fronts?
>>554805991sigma balls
>>554804856How do you even get this fat. Even when I was at my most unhealthy (eating McDonald’s 3 times a day while working an office job) I maxed out at 270.
you all think im joking now for saying theta but you should talk about theta and use trig to work out the odds (pretend the game is like a big circle)>>554805987the best way to sum up is ∑
>>554805975t h i s>bb-b-b-but deviantart is trashjust like western art
>>554805975just block them
reminder that this is the Ryan we could have had if Cygames didn't exclusively employ GIANT FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>554799542Mejiro or Narita? And why? I'm getting her (Narita) in 5 months, what am I in for?
>>554806230I literally pay for Pixiv Premium just so I can do exactly that.
>struggling to get an A-rank on the Extra Test>decide to follow a guide for the first time since game launch>instantly get a new unity cup high score, just nearly out of reach of getting my first S-rank>also get an insane new parent with crazy sparkswas i really that bad of a toreina this whole time...?
>>554806234Man she's so fucking ugly I couldn't even spot her for like 5 seconds. My brain just deleted her
>>554806237Shimaidon sex
>>554806139wow ∑ is capital sigma
>>554806163you just keep that up for years
>>554806364consider the rope
>>554806356What did you do differently?
>>554806356no, you was always a good trainer but there is always room for improvement and you got pushed over some big threshold or line into new territory and/or better than youve ever been before. but it was always in you to do that
>>554805991>∑1/100huh?
>>554806364dont say that...
>>554806527i just used the right uma with the right cards with the right parents instead of just picking who i like
>Another 3* power golshiIt is always the worst runs with the fewest g1 races that give you those
>>554806267It'll be better by then since MANT doesn't have that mechanic where you get skills based on any non-track type aptitude. Pinpointing a specific pink or getting a specific type of skill in Unity is impossible since she has at least 5 directions (six if you have a single mile spark), her pink spark could end up. It's mildly annoying her career is a bit difficult if you want it to be a parent run.
wtf the only usable Taiki on unlimited borrow was removed
>Neck>Nose>Neck>Neck>Neck>NoseThere goes another borrow run
>>554806740tell me about it my one and only 3* stam came from a fucking sprint run that's basically incompatible with almost everything
i dont feel like running more test runs just to get those 3 support card tickets. i just know i'm gonna get 3 rare twin turbo cards in a row from them.
>>554806740I recently got 3* Speed instead of power (with 1200 power) and to top it off, she had 1 white skill. Do they ever make blue sparks less tedious to farm?
θ = 0.0∑ = 1/100 >>554806597∑ = a/100 = [umm](a = n1/100) * (a = n2/100) ... ∑ = sum of a >>554805440 0.85 * 0.9 = 0.765eg ∑ = a = 1/100∑ = (a = n1) * (a = n2)= 0.765
>>554807164please stop replying to me, schizo
cracks me up when people put their signature / watermark on zero effort slop
tachyon, hayahide and shakur are in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>554807164>∑ = (a = n1) * (a = n2)= 0.765∑ = a / (n1) * (n2) ... ∑θ the slope of your % chance over time
I love my wife Biwa and her fluffy hair.
Got some Hanuta to try again because of all the posting in the other thread. You niggers tricked me again, it's still garbage.
>>554807252youre the scizo >>554805440because you cant divide by 0. so it adds <= 72% chance over a career thoughts?
New Bread>>554807676>>554807676>>554807676
>>554805991>>554807164>>554807412message unclear clicking the 20% guts training SANK YUU SHIRAOKI
I work as a mathematician and these posts remind me of the emails I get asking me to endorse their papers about the Riemann Hypothesis for the arXiv (I just ignore them).
>>554807729yeah, 0 / 100 = 0, so 1 - 0 = 1 and 1 ^ whatever is 1the turns with 0% failures don't add any risk whatsoeverstop posting, stupidanon
>>554807108Yes you'll eventually be able to spend TP to reroll the sparks at the end of a run. And there's the event that lets you upgrade the level of sparks
>>554808054thank god, save me from this RNG hell
>>554806749>shitload of pink A'sohhhhh. Yeah that's annoying. I'm in Pasa dirt hell (my native dirt is only Haru), so I'm trying to get Pasa a good dirt spark and good blue spark so she can be a decent parent for dirty Taiki. But since I'm also doing fan runs, I need her at A Long, so I've got a 14% of a dirt spark dropping.
>>554806839quitting because you failed the debut race? Anta baka?
>>554808054>bottlenecked by TPgoddamn we can't catch a break, isn't the only way to get TP through event rewards? So we get what, 20 TP per year or something?
Training Goldship, getting straightaway spurt, long S and then making sure your career doesn't implode feels a bit annoying so far.
>>554809519Your carats??
>>554809831You'll get used to it used to hating it, that is.
>>554809341Fine, I didn't quit.>Second unity raceI wanna quit...
WHY CAN'T I GET MCQUEEN'S LAST CONVERSATIONWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>554810217I almost always do middle-middle. I don't find it penalizes you that much, and you're not getting training facilities at lvl 5 before Senior Summer anyway, so I wouldn't push those early Unity Cup races. Not worth it, toreina-san
>>554809940>spend carats you need to hoard for umas and supokanyo.
>>554810647supoka my cock dude
Every uma above is a fucking whore!
>>554807946not posting because I lost interest if you wanted to say ^ then you should of put that instead of mental gymnastics after the fact. so you were wrong actually
