Silver Medal Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/12-29-2025-update.95233/#post-185965>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>554697675
>>554782619>Warden seems fine with thishttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Games/Deadlock/DeadlockDec2025/Audio/warden_upgrade_power4_04.mp3
VOTE REMVOTE REMVOTE REM
>>554783005>When foids like werewolf rape fantasies it's weird>But when I do it it's le basedYou are a fem-coded LOSER
>>554782584Initiate to Arcanist - WoodRitualist to Archon - StoneOracle - BronzePhantom - SIlverAscendant - GoldEternus - Plat to Diamond depending on #
release the patch yoshi or else
If I could vote for Rem NEVER being added I'd cast all my votes there
>>554783473TRVTH_NVKE
Patch in 4
>>554783473Too bad you get the same amount of votes as me and I'm voting REM baby!
sorry but if pepper is a high-mobility spirit nuker I will have to vote for that carny
Have we ever seen this many experimental update pushes in the early morning like this?
>>554783562Weeks?
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!!
>>554783791Will we even know what they do until they're added? I forget how it was the first time So much leaking goes on it's hard to remember what we're told by valve themselves
Is Graves 18 or am I gonna have to scare the hos when I talk about how thoroughly impregnated she's going to be when im done with her
>>554784291diddy blud, what hos fr?
So are they finally going to nerf Paige and Mina in the new update?
>>554784118i do remember seeing doormans abilities after the patch came out but before he got voted in, so who knows
>>554784291She'll be 15 but has been dead for many more years.
>>554784291she's not real
I'm scared rem's voice is going to be really annoying.
>>554783005Passionate makeout with Ivy
>>554784498Perfect
Doorman is hazbin hotel levels of reddit garbage and I'm tired of pretending he's not
Update when
is voting in game ?
>>554784635All 6 of the August heroes are
I'm ritualist and I had to go against an oracle sinclair. This fucking sucks man
>>554784291stop giving a shit about the canonical ages of fictional characters
>>554784635don't care, still built for sexo, still makes my dick diamonds
>>554784854hard to argue that, and these new 6 look to be as well but I hope i'm wrong
>>554784635don't know what you're talking about and image makes no sense, you should kill yourself. this thread is about the game Deadlock please try to keep posts on topic.
>furry OPpatch delayed to mondayt. Icefrog
>>554783473Holy fucking TRVTH
>>554783473The neckguard of his vest being a clerical collar is such a cool detail. Can't wait to play him.
>>554784635>Doorman: literally a Tumblr sexyman>Victor: hot buff shirtless goth guy, literally looks like the Type O Negative lead vocalist>Drifter: hot vampire that could kill me>Mina: hot vampire that Tumblr girls self insert as>Paige: who Tumblr girls actually are>Billy: he's a punk who stands up against oppression just like me!That entire update is Tumblr as fuck
>>554785252it's still better than the cringe reddit garbage OP on the last thread
>>554785478>anything i don't like is (website i don't use)how's your handler doing, retarded loser-kun?
>>554784635>factually incorrect statement>irrelevant shartyslop image
>>554783183nah, just a good catholic granny who just so happens to be a big fuck off werewolf capable of using a censer like its a terraria flail
>>554783170CHADen
>>554784635Doorman is like radio demon if he was cool
Hey guys I lost the floppy disk with the new patch on it.Gonna have to start over. Thanks for your patience
It's looking like it's tomorrow guys sorry to say
why is warden racist towards the patrons but not against any of the other non human characters (except ivy)?
>update delayed 1 week
mating press with graves
>>554785957mite bda devs just got 2 de office bout an hour go
>>554785478>Venator: Badass Punisher Priest >Pepper: Leggy stripper unicorn girl>Fencer: Smug demon elite>Grave: Goth school girl>Silver: sexy Werewolf girl>Rem: MascotIs this the 4chan update?
>>554786002Racists who only hate one race are significantly more powerful than racists who only like one race
>>554786101>sexy Werewolf girlunconfirmedValve is not against ugly ass women.Source : Mcginnis
Geist owes me femdom
>>554786002if someone cajoled people to start firing magic and bombs and bullets indiscriminately in the middle of the street mid-week for stupid shit like "where'd my brother go?" i'd want the cunts gone too
>>554785478Billy is written to be insufferable and annoying on purpose. If you couldn't pick up on this, you're probably retarded.
>>554786101I posted Celeste leaks on that board and they said she was ugly
>>554786002He doesn't hate regular people even if they're monstrous. It's power tripping God bitches he wants dead
I just checked an oracle player's match history because he was in my ritualist lobby. He's basically only gone against the bottom 3/4 ranks. Is there some fucking exploit?
>>554786196uhhh bro your calico?
>>554786601Maybe just queues with a low rank friend.
>>554786709I do not see darkoids as something compatible with humans. Not in the running.
Can anyone give me a reason as to why I shouldnt buy Enduring Speed on every single hero
All the characters should be hot as fuck
>>554786860especially the males
>>554786845Stamina is better sometimes. Like usually for Mina
I'm so bad at this game but I cant stop playing what should I do bros
I hope the clussy and the mommy furry don't dissapoint.Graves and Apollo better have banters too.
>>554786205This. She needs to make me cry and make my dick weep
Is torment pulse still really good on Mo and krill? I dont really feel it
>>554786335I really wish those lines making fun of the forum bitching weren’t cut from Billy, I know breaking the 4th wall would be a bit much but it was pretty funny
>>554787404look at the damage breakdown at the end of the game and you tell me
5 hours...
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2M498Z7
>>554787446huh, what lines?
>>554786002Summoning a deity like thing (or whatever the hell they are) is probably gonna have some real consequences world wide down the line
>>554787686>no Hollidaywack
>>554787798womanlets need not apply
>>554787798added the cowgirl
>>554787686Ivy's the only one I think I would actually want to come home to everyday. Others aren't great marriage material.
I just realized that there's a non zero chance that Fencer will have Astarion's voice actor to up the stuck up rich cunt factor by 200.
>>554787696When Billy died, depending on who killed him and how he bitch upon respawn>Ohhhhh you went Punch build Abrams?Real originalsome got pretty 4th wall breaking so that’s why I assume they got cut, or maybe they just didn’t like the extra work of having to code a bunch of variables to Billy dying
>>554787623...until nothing happens
>>554787686impregnating graves
>>554787686>Mina and Paige with 0 Votes>Geist joints for firstThis general has better taste than average
>>554788329The guys a decent VA but I don’t think any of the BG3 cast is part of that VA Mafia so I wouldn’t bank on them appearing, Apparently none of them have been able to find consistent work even with the games success
>>554787446those lines were awful dudemarvel tier quips
FOUR AND A HALF HOURS UNTIL PATCH
REPOSTINGhttps://strawpoll.com/05Zdzj24Vn6/results
>>554788347I liked the line of Billy bitching about the enemy team using multiple ults to kill him
>>554788736I think they'll go for more unknowns and theatre actors.
>>554786601Use statlockers party view feature, it will tell you if someone was in a duo/trio/stack
>>554789003Doorman’s VA is top notch so I hope so, Sucks you only hear those long lines now on the very off chance someone dies in the hotel jungle gym
its up
>>554788758Nah they fit Billy perfectly, guy seems like the type to write a paragraph in chat whenever he died
>enemy haze 420/0/69 godmode>friendly haze 0/34/0 builds melee???
5 updates to experimental just today
>>554787686>holliday in first place
>>554789612the matchmaking hates you specifically and makes sure to put the shitters on your team
>>554789668Does that mean patch today or tomorrow though? Thought I saw one of you niggas say there's usually a long lull in experimental patches right before they push it to live.
>>554789794it means most likely on monday
>>554789769Yeah it really fucking does and I'm tired of it
so what day is it today
>>554789534and much like billy himself they stand out like a sore thumb when put against the entire rest of the game
>>554789612I heard Melee builds on Haze kinda work since her sleep lets her get a free heavy in, but really that bitch is just a one build wonder
>>554787686>first 3 votes were geist, mcginnis and calicobased>>554789534no, they were horrible. if they found their way into the game proper i think i'd just drop the game altogether
it's retarded that half of the playerbase hates the clussy sideshow hero because they're convinced she replaced the hippie witch with an untextured model
Vote for Venator, don't let the REMditors win
>>554790283i vote graves
>>554790251I just think she looks boring and stupid, mostly.
Cheat Death Sinclair?Need it or keep it?
>>554790283vote for venator, persecute all mohamad and kareem players. total abrams death. billy babs can fuck off too
how to make seven ult actually comparable to other ults>removed t2 upgrade completely >replace it with “grants unstoppable and lifesteal during channel”
>>554790659Maybe if the other team has a Dynamo ult to rip
>>554790251>>554790621You do realize in less than a week everyone will be fawning over her like retarded faggots right?85% of the deadlock playerbase is trans and she's perfect for them.
>>554790769Really good for assistant escapes in general, but pricey
>>554790719>grants unstoppablenah that's retarded
>>554790719Or, and get this - you can just build unstoppable and lifesteal.
>>554790785What people tear their wound to doesn't matter to me. I just have no interest.
>>554791034You are like everyone else"oh she's so boring i don't care"you'll be one of them
>dashing is a core mechanic of the game>dash-jumping being made specifically to be the main mechanic to get speed and distance>diagonally dashing in the air like a retard outperforms dash-jumping by every metricWhy include a mechanic if using it is worse
>>554791116Whatever gets your fantasy going, sure.
>>554791167because Quake or something
>>554791167truestamina mastery should give dash jump distance instead of air dash distance
>>554787686Holliday is so fucking boring and I love Wild West heroines
>>554790251literal headcanon, she's just boring compared to cute sleepy little guy, JK goth necromancer, gigachad catholic priest and alcoholic potentially furrybait werewolf girl
>>554791167Because if you try to make controls sensible, the monkeys start screeching about schmoovment
>>554787510Damn u rite
>>554785951True. Alastor is a bitch. Doorman is cool
Repeat after me.Christ is king.
>>554787404you don't feel it at first but after playing with it for a while you'll feel nude if you don't buy it
>>554790283venator will bring peace between the tradcaths and the gays, his design fits both of these groups simultaneously
>>554787404Torment pulse is only ok until you get transcendent cooldown and it procs 0.5 seconds faster.Any hero build relying on item procs (tesla/torment/mystic shot) if you aren't building transcendent you're retarded, most undervalued item in the game.
PAAAAAATCHICEFROGPAAAAAAAATCH ME UP
>>554791532>headcanonthere were voicelines added last update about her being from the Coney Island sideshowif you don't see the kit potential in a circus freak acrobat then you probably thought doorman was going to be boring too
>>554791817Christus Rex est
>>554790283I am putting all my votes on Celeste
>>554792368the headcanon part is believing that people dislike her because she "replaced" boho
Would it be wise -_- to buy slowing hex for lash in Lane?
>>554791817FUCK YOUR KING
I fucking wish Lash could carry. If that faggot dinosaur is gonna make every hyper carry OP at all stages of the game can he just fucking make everyone a hyper carry
The black woman of Valve unoriginalityThese are two different characters
Imagine if Graves is voiced by Vex. The pavlov effect will makes 60% of the playerbase get a boner by hearing her voice without fully knowing why
So is Venators M1 the machine gun, M2 the shotgun and crossbow on the ult?
>>554794010Then I'd just be annoyed she wasn't two feet tall
>>554794010I don't know who that is
>>554787686>graves not at the topsaars what are we doing saars
>>554786335Billy is written to be based. He bitches about being solo ulted. He tells people to kill themselves. He's literally me.
>>554794519>he actually thought the character we only have a visual of would beat Ivy who had r34 available a day after the deadlock leak
why are they being such cock teasers release the update already!
>>554793989wow I didnt know that. Thanks.
>>554794826IMAGINE TAKING GRAVES VIRGINITY
>>554794519I see nothing suggesting she'd be a good wife
>valve is holding the patch back until the 26th to decapitate gaming giant Highguard
>>554794881shes 15
>>554793989i like em :)
>>554795258>bigot thinks you can't marry a 15 year old when they turn 18
>>554794832It's not even finished yet dude
>>554795258out of 10
>>55479525899% of your ancestors married at that age and that's why they were happier
>>554794864I dont have to imagine it. Graves is my tulpa and I am going impregnate her with my tulpa babiesYou lost
I'm so hyped for the new patrons bros
>>554795258And Ivy is like 3, so what?
>>554795765she's literally 18 though it says so explicitly on her bio
>>554795765THINK OF THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS BRO
Can you guys not talk about romance or marriage here please? This is meant to be my safe space
>>554795949marriage with anon's high school crush
Whens the GOD DAMN PATCH?!
>>554795949ok bro *rapes you*
>>554784635Bazareño?
pepper is the dark horse
>>554796156I want to ride that horse
>>554795862mentally she's basically a child, or a character from a children's cartoon
>>554795376>>554795486>>554795765>reading comprehension
the next batch better have more weird fuckers in it.this batch is too NORMAL.
>>554795949You need to find a nice girl like Ivy, anon...
>>554795743I wonder what the new Amber Hand is gonna sound like. Famous old school Cartoon voice apparently.
>>554796452you are infantilizing her too much because she's not a doomer cunt or crazy retard like everyone else in the game
>>554796541My joke was lower was better.
>>554796641no im infantilizing her too much because i fucking hate her AND ESPECIALLY her players
>>554795258>tfw when fags everywhere except here will loose their minds at any possible lewd of graves
>>554796785oh ok you are just one of those zoomer retard that wants to call anyone they don't like pedophiles for some reason
>>554796624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g20_8-TPyTQ
>>554790952180 sec ult cd when a lot of cc abilities exist in the gameplay above seeker>>554790956>just spend 12800 on items that don’t give you damage immediately lol
>>554797945>infuser>no damagealso you can't deal damage if you get stunned: unstoppable prevents that from happeningthey are both t2 build items too loke wtf are you crying about nigger
>>554796089Tomorrow afternoon
>>554797945>lot of cc abilitiesand many of them don't stop his ultplay the actual game, retard
Where can I vote?
>>554798368everyone can buy knockdown and curse
>>554798609voting ended last night
>>554798768a preemptive unstoppable can block many knockdowns and curses
>>554798609On monday
>>554797006when did i call anyone a pedophile you subhuman waifufag retard.i just said ivy's retarded
>>554798768unstoppable with duration is like 7 seconds total
>>554798843ah my mistake, I lost track of who said to buy unstoppable
>>554783005Please, tell me that's real. Maybe bit too much mass on feet, though.
DELETE HIM NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
>>554799194he's the most HONEST character (lore and kit) in the game
>>5547991942026 and he's still just green kelvin. If this dude doesnt get redone in the patch im killing yoshit
>>554799194I think you meant to put a picture of Haze
>>554799194>countered by everythingwhy?
>>554799001>chainsawmonkey is retardedmany such cases
>>554799269>honest>shits out 4-5 bullets per second
>>554799365what is dishonest about buying a bunch of orange items
>>554798609in the hideout after the patch drops1 win = 1 vote, so nolifers have more of a saythis is why venator will win, paige players are outnumbered by haze players 50 to 1
>>554799194>jumps away at 1k hammer units>best gun in the entire game>can escape almost any situation if left unsilenced for 1 secondGoing goo!
>>554796089delayed to february
>>554799448when they can splash, I'm actually curious about any grenade rocket characters they might add and how they can balance them
>>554799338I think the legs are legit too big. Makes her seem imbalanced, like the legs would be hindrance.
>>554799269*blocks your path*
>>554799194just wait 3 more hours
>>554799194his gun just needs adjusting so you actually have to aim it
ME WANTY UPDATE! ME WANTY UPDATE!
yeah I think its tomorrow sorry bros
>>554787686why even include characters that aren't even out yet
SWAN AND SKYRUNNER THIS UPDATE RIGHT GUYS???
patch in 2
>>554799896I'm pretty sure Pepper is Swan
>>554799718It's not even 11 AM yet, there's plenty of time for it to be today
>>554799896coming 2028 (renamed, reworked, scrapped, and abilities given to anime e-girl characters)
>>554796564Great news! (You) are making it into the next batch!
I'm about to go get lunch with a few friends, then watch a movie. The patch will be out by the time I get back.
>>554800290gay
>>554799194the alt-fire was a mistake, it makes him too strong early game.the fists doing melee damage was a mistakethe fists having stocks is a mistakehis ult is a mistake
>>554800290I love cats, no more racism for now. Thanks
>>554800290y-yeah. get it off your mind, bud. try not to think about it
>>554799896No but Boho is
>no trapperthis update will be trash
Alright fellas, I got my internet back a bit earlier than expected. You can drop the patch now Yoshi, thanks for waiting dude.
3 matches in a row against gun visc im so fucking done how did you guys play on this patch
boho's kit was trash I'm glad we won't waste the witch archetype on her
>>554790251nobody is paying attention except streamers and mentally ill faggots most people are happy and surprised to see any updates
>>554801159I don't. I just hangout in these threads
>>554801074We'll get a surprise RAVEN. TRUST
Name a better feeling than sending their carry into spawnYou cantNo mames wey
>>554801074I genuinely loved trapper (before he got neutered) and fathom. They were both so fun (way more than the 4 that did get in over them) I get cutting wrecker and raven though, they were never good.
grrr i hate being patient!!!
>15gb updateWTF YOSHI ACTUALLY DELIVERED
>>554801745patience wears thin when they're almost a month and a half behind the original announcement time table
>>554801976OH SHIT ITS ACTUALLY HERE
SLORK WAS ADDED I REPEAT SLORK WAS ADDED>SLORK WAS ADDED I REPEAT SLORK WAS ADDEDSLORK WAS ADDED I REPEAT SLORK WAS ADDED>SLORK WAS ADDED I REPEAT SLORK WAS ADDEDSLORK WAS ADDED I REPEAT SLORK WAS ADDED>SLORK WAS ADDED I REPEAT SLORK WAS ADDED
>>554801976>graves, pepper, silver confirmed futasbased yoshi
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK THE NEW BASES LOOK INSANE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS IT
not falling for this gay shitif it was out you'd post a screenshot
fell for it again award
>>554801976back here to collect my "fell for it again" award
Ok but for real this time guysPATCH IS HERECHECK YOUR FAX MACHINE
>>554802373
Yoshi just backwards long jumped over my house using only half an A-Press!
>>554803304A dash is a dash, you can't say it's only a half
>>554803525Ah but a wall jump is only half a dash
february patch looking good
I hope hopoo gets his fucking nuts removed. This retarded character is in LITERALLY EVERY GAME
>>554804365>rushes a 1600 gold item that effectively makes her and her lane partner unkillabledon't worry at least she doesn't scale too badly in late ga->buys a 3200 item that stops your entire team from moving for 4 seconds on a 15 second cooldown
>>554804365he is not "breeding" these characters into existence you should wish for him to beheaded
>>554798235>+30 spirit power up only 20% of the timetroll and seeker>>554798368actually retarded take and lying outof your ass>MnK ult>abrams charge (who usally get pstrike or warp stone)>abrams ult>ivy stone form (who can fly to get to you on a shorter cd than your ult)>paige ult on elevation>lash ult>vyper ult>holliday ult>talon ult>curse>knockdown>viscous ult (which can jump and use items too)>dynamo ult (warpstone normal on him)>infernus ult (big radius)>mcginnis wall>wraith ultusing a bit of brain power makes you realize that some need slight bit of skill instead of point and click adventure to stop an already shit ilt
IT'S UP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
>>554804365its okay, surly there is a counter item coming... r-right?
its crazy how bad grey talon is right now
>>554804908holy shit you're right, my penis really is up!!! I's been forever!!! I never shoulda taken finasteride
>>554804908It's fucking Real Tournament 2004!https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-22-2026-update.93983/
>>554804365>lost to PAWGelol
>>554805159Fell for it again.Im feeling Graves...
>>554805159>20 new itemsMy body is ready.
>some heroes don’t shoot their gun at all at you and kill you fast>some heroes only shoot their gun at you for 2 seconds and instakill youwhy can’t they just reduce the damage of spirt nukers and m1ggers while addingmore percent-based damage sources
>>554804598>3200 item that stops your entire team from moving for 4 seconds on a 15 second cooldown
>>554805592Sounds like how LoL became a 3 hour fight slog because people complained they were dying too fast to the guy that managed to get farmed.
>>554805592Try building resist items and not running straight into the enemy base maybe?
Its today at 2:30-3:42pm PSTI am receiving divine knowledge from high
I hope the patch releases next week.
GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS HAPPENG ITS HAPPENING.The laxatives i took are finally working and my shit is coming out
>>554806352w-wait a minute...!! I'm receiving another message....it's..yes! It's actually EST!!
Update is today for real friday is for bug fixing
>>554806352If not today, then tomorrow
>>554803973you LOST doomkek
>>554806007>gets shat on in lane with several deaths>hides behind walker and farms his own jungle while picking up waves>now gets to decide the endgame result yea good design>>554806203>resists against these retardedly OP heroes do anythingyea try buying bullet resilience against a gun viscous lol
>>554806609where's the patch then pussy boy, huh
>>554806352YOSHI HAS MIND CONTROLLED ME TO POST THIS.THE GAME IS CANCELLED. THEY SAW HIGH GUARD AND KNEW THEY COULD NEVER COMPETETIME TO HOP ON HIGHGUARD ON MONDAY AND HELP OUT YOUR FELLOW WARDENS(TM)
its in an hour my source is the highguard devs they just canceled their game over it
>>554805592spirit nukers have an actual counter item in spellbreaker/counterspell. M1ggers got disarm hex (dogshit) and thats it. bullet resist doesnt matter because of the 10 bullet resist shred items there is
>>554806393Hell yeah, anon! I hope you get it all out, and stay easy flowing for the foreseeable future.
>>554806791Explore the map. There are posters on the wall that tell you to buy metal skin.
>>554806945sovlful environmental story telling in my moba...
I've gotten quite tired of "IT'S UP, YOSHI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE, CHECK THE FORUM IT'S UP. IT'S HAPPENING *fake link*" posts
>>554806945ah yes, metal skin the item that still makes you take bullet passive damage
>>554806352nigga you gotta post how many hours that is in or post in gmt +x/-x i dont understand your amerilard timezones
>>554806945>Literal in universe propagandaNice try NWO but im not buying
>>554807069Just dont be stupid you moron
patch today
bros...
>>554807372lmao shit aint even close to donemonday it is!
I really hope Highguard is successful so I have something to play while I wait for the December Deadlock patch
I keep forgetting it's not even noon over there in the valve office
>>554807306That goat woman... is seducing me
So when the patch drops we still have to vote on the new hero? How long is the voting period?
>>554807306When are we getting legally distinct Moon Knight?
okay its actually up im not joking check steam
>>554807815hero drops are on monday/wednesday/friday, we'll have them all by feb 6
>>554807904curses! fooled again!
>character uses a book as a weapon>is called PaigeBRAVO KOJIMA
IT'S UP TURN ON CNN
IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE WORLD
>>554808079>Paige is a popular English unisex name, often feminine, meaning "young servant" or "attendant," derived from the Old French word for a medieval page who served nobles>Played as a healslutVolvo stuck gold yet again
>>554808079I still liked Bookworm more even if its more on the nose
IT IS TIME
Why do you dumbfucks keep trying, and why do you keep falling for it?
HOLLLYY FUCKKK HAPPENNINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>zero developers online on forumsyeah it's over. come back tomorrow.
>>554808796because it either drops within the next 5 hours or it drops within the same period tomorrow
>>554807274>>554808796no one's falling for it. It's just unfunny
>>554809154CHECK STEAM ITS ACTUALLY UP
>>554808947fuark...
>>554809212>yoshi is a wenduCHAD
>>554808947I downloaded a fem viscous mod and holy fuck I can't stop gooning to her bubble butt ~~ update is delayed until I finish my goonsesh
wtf is a wendy's gang
>>554809398>update is delayed until I finish my goonseshupdate is delayed 5 minutes guys!!
>>554794431The shotgun is an ability. I'm assuming the m2 is just ADS for the machine gun.
>>554808670ugly
>>554809325>>554809212Absolutely dogshit taste. I kill that duplicitous BITCH every timeIf youre going to romance the crazy psycho woman at least choose the correct one
>>554810332Camcam is only good for lich ritual fodder...
>yoshi told the jannies to let people spam the discord>he keeps going back and forth between online and awayMy god, he is actually trolling people.
hotpoo is online.....
UHHH BROS?
YOSHI IS LAUGHING AT US, HE IS LOOKING AT US LAUGHING
>>554810572Hotpoo is terminally online, anon...
>>554810774>>554810520the dev team is basedthe patch scheduling is dogshit but the devteam is based
Uhhhh wut. There's a dev called "Valve"?
>>554810332Uh no actually Wendu is cute and based and also a bit of a masochist.
>>554811029it's him... Valve...
>>554808670a bad time, more specifically
>people think it's going to be today because they don't want to do Friday releasesAre we forgetting that this happened? It's not happening today. They don't care about doing weekend releases.
>>554811082I'll never understand how moids like that shitty cunt.
>>554811029It's Gabe
>>554810572>believing he's actually online and not just clocked in playing ROR2
>>554811916The fuck are moids?
>>554812264man things, nonny
>>554811029two, actually
>>554811029yoshi and valve are my mommy and daddy
>>554811029That's John Valve himself
>>554804694can hotpoo breed?
>>554812417when are we getting a proper valve intro with this banger? i need to hear it every day to feel like i'm 16 againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdcdeS9kzFo
>>554813082If Deadlock was good this would play at the start of the game
>>554813082They deleted it from Dota and CSGO so probably never
>>554811916men appreciate honesty and warmthrelative to most women i mean
>>554813461Are you implying that all women are cold lying whores?
>>554813578Only the Paige types.
meow
it can't seriously be tomorrow come ooonnn
>>554814045Sorry anon, hope you enjoy the monday patch!
>>554814045>tomorrow
>>554814045We've still got a hour and half window for them to release it calm your pants nigger
Could be any moment now.
>>554814045niggas really thought we would have all 6 heroes before february huhlollmaofucking retards
I think this is the only game where: I lost 5 in a row and deranked from a very casual oracle to initiate after playing for the first time since 4 lanes but cant rank up after winning 4-5 in a row and dropping multiple 20 kill nukes in alchemist
>>554814196aaaaany moment now...
Those games where your team rallies and you feel like you can do no wrong... oh man
>>554814275They were testing characters during the voting sessions themselves I wouldn't really see this as anything but they're testing a game in progress.
>>554814045at least 3 hours left before hope for today is lost
>>554814275Isn't this bad? If they are pushing patches to experimental it means they aren't ready to deploy to live.
>>554814508could be that or could just be last minute fixes or checking that everything is in order
>>554814508no they could have the current patch baked and have a team testing further revisions on exp server, they probably do not just ship the most up to date version from exp as it probably has a bunch of bugs
patch next wednesday
see you on saturday niggas
two more weeks guys
>>554814275ExactlyThese updates dropped way earlier than usual
>>554814701>a year and two more weeks guysFTFY
It has to be rem balencing holding it up, imagine a haze with a 10k lead and another teammate attatched to their hip giving them buffs and aoe sleep
Hey, anon. Do you like:>stunning people?>disrupting sweaty hard carries until they complain about balance?>sowing chaos?>helping your allies and getting thanked in the process?>running around as a tiny creature?>the color purple in general?Yeah, vote Rem.
>>554811082My wife
so we're all gonna be shitting blood over rem in a few days right
>>554815064Tell me this is AI and someone didnt genuinely spend hours of their life making this
I can't be over... surely it is today...
2 more hours two more days two more weeks two more years we are never getting that patch aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
annnnyyy minute now
an hour and 10 minutes, trust...
>>554815214buddy ai is relatively new. Are you fucking new? welcome to earth
>people preemptively dooming when we have 2-3 hours until its actually over?
>>554815676if it's over in 2 hours then it's over now AND IT'S BEEN OVER SINCE FUCKING DECEMBER
>>554815676Do you retards not understand what a "few" means? Hint: it's not 2 (which is how many days it's been since the message)
>people losing their minds over patch drop time>instead of just not thinking about the patch and being pleasantly surprised when it does dropit ain't that hard, folks
>>554815676ain't no way lil bud really thinks we're getting this patch today?
>>554815880yes im sure he meant autisticly and extremely precise language
2 more weeks, trust the planY
doubters...? doubters i think your time is almost up.
>>554815880Newfags don't know Valve time and don't realize that "few days" means at minimum 2 weeks
someone give me a spirit or hybrid warden build that doesn't suck assi'm tired of playing gun warden i want to go back to mashing 1bonus points if it has titanic mag
patch in 53 minutes
but then why did yoshi do that one thing and released it the next day?
>>554816157they're not gonna be eating pizza when they have bugs to fix, balance to do and feedback to review.
>>554816194last time yoshi said "a few days" it was literally the next dayyou're somehow newer than the newfags whose first valve game is deadlock. valve time is not "le 2 or 4 months (but NEVER LE 3 XD)", it is entirely random and undefinable. kill yourself.
>>554816157I think its today but this only works with the Pentagon
where's the fucking patchwill we know what the heroes even do before voting or is it just based on looks (retarded so probably)
>>554816639>only works with the pentagon>he doesn't know
Tomorrow it is, I suppose.
YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>554816529>it was literally the next dayAnd it wasn't this time, don't get mad at me because Valve is consistently inconsistent. They clearly haven't finished the update yet.
2 pm you faggots, 1 hour
>>554816529That's not entirely correct. While ValveTime can be defined by being random, it has the unique characteristic of also always always ALWAYS being late to their own set imposed deadlines. The times where this isn't the case are the exception, not the rule.
>>554816704we have a general idea of what every hero does already from leaks.
patch just in time for me to be busy for the rest of the night, as usual
IT'S OUT!L4D3 IS OUT!
holy shit a valve just flew over my house
ITS OUTVALVE FINALLY UPDATED UNDERLORDS
THE VALVE IN MY BASEMENT HAS BURST WATER IS FLOODING EVERYWH
This general has gone insane.
>>554817364a friend of mine still plays underlords and despite seeing him open it every other day it genuinely shocks me every time
Sex with Quinn
I have the day off it would be really cool if it came out right now
IT'S FUCKING REAL AHHHHHHHHHAAAH
it's over
>>554817704fk off
>>554817704crazy they'd use garbage leaks as promo material
People frothing at the mouth for the patch, goes to show you how much people love this game.
>>554817704>all those dogshit screenshots and not official artBro...
>>554817704nice job using the dogshit leaked imagesi'll give your bait a 6/10
>>554816157They're finally adding the pizza delivery boy fan concept from like 18 months ago.
>>554816901I dont.
chances of 8 new characters instead of 6 has to be like sub 5% right
>>554816490they can multitask and pizza is the easiest food to do it with, just grab a slice and keep working>>554818171yes you're more likely to find a good russian player that wont scream a slur at you
>>554818171we already know it's only 6 retardkun
>>554787686i wonder what haze looks like under that mask, her whispery voice is kinda hot desu
>>554818171Always bet on nothing
match quality is dogshit. where are all the players?
BOOOMNo Patch
How do I deal big damage on Holliday?
>>554818330Good players are doing a strike until they get the update
>>554818041venator - m1 bitchfencer - complex melee cunt pepper - spirit nuker whoresilver - melee stance change fuckerrem - support retardgraves - summoner slut
>>554818330spamming gifs in the discord
>>554818330Who the fuck wants to play Gunlock?
>>554818330Quit because the match quality is dogshit
>>554818416you don't you're just yeehaw paradox looking for ults
>>554818330I swear the holiday challenge sent me into matchmaking Tarturus. I went from Arcanist down to Alchemist 2 and somehow I'm also getting seeker lobbies.
>>554818491I like Venator the most as a character but I think Graves might be the most fun to play.
>>554818330there aren't that many players right now since people are just waiting for the new patch>>554818657oh it did the same to me, and you're getting that because there just aren't enough people around at the moment, I just use this chaos to fuck around and learn new characters personally
>>554818491if deadlocktards dont vote for the only melee hero in the game to be added first then I will execute you one by one as my life's goal
>>554819025I do not believe there will ever be a pure melee hero. Would be nice if they told us what the characters did before I vote for them desu
>>554819172fencer has a fencing sword and a jock strap
>>554819217fencer is melee much like drifter isas in not at fucking all, he does gay little air slashes instead
>>554819217Yeah? Paige has a book and she still shoots people. You have zero reason to believe Fencer will actually be melee unless you are in the sekrit playtest and know something I dont.
>>554819267cringeI am no longer excited to play the game
>>554819025lets be real, silvers transformed form is just going to shoot claw beams like drifter
>>554819331yoshi and I are on "the hill" mentioned in the telepathy tapes
>>554819267>>554819371literally zero leaks about his kit but ok
t minus 30 mins
What time did the last 6-hero patch drop?
>>554783005Ah yes, normal to delete our OP. Some janny has a vendetta against these threads don't they?
>>554819583Highguard is not sending their best
>>554819428even if you aren't a knoower it isn't hard to figure out ya mongthe devs are scared shitless of anything reseembling full melee. you had a guy that uses his own fucking hands as a weapon and they still went the 20m slash way for him. the only "true melee" character in the game is gonna be silver and not really because you're still gonna be forced to play as the humanoid version of her.
>>554819583highguard dev
absolutely incredible matchmaking
>>554819652>introduce hero that forces rework of creep/lane dynamics when you're already doing a big jungle reworkya makes sense tho
>>554818041Tourist, but i'll spoonfeed youGraves>Gun is dual wielding zombie hands that shoot beams similar to bebop >We don't know what her 1 is, it's been changed recently and hasn't been leaked.>Rooting paradox wall>Passive, steals gun power from enemies hit, T3 lets her gun beams ricochet.>Ultimate is charge based and spawns a tombstone that summon exploding zombies. Can only be destroyed with heavy melee. Quinn>Assault rifle.>Molotov that deals % damage>Shotgun blast that knocks back, if you hit them into a wall they get stunned. >Bear trap>Ultimate is some sort of crossbow(?) Has some execution mechanic maybe(?) we don't know too much about it. RemThis dude has probably changed recently considering his most recent leak gave him some sort of perma-stacking ability. >Throws a pillow, it knocks players up like Dynamo's stomp. >Ultimate is like Lash's, putting enemies in a cone you are looking at into a long duration sleep. He MAY also have his piggy back mechanics that attaches himself to an ally and gives you both high hp regen and shields, the other ability might be some sort of summon that focuses on side objectives like sinners and the stat runes. Silver>Shotgun>Mag dump ability, condense your entire magazine into a single shot. >Dash kick>slowing bola, roots maybe?>werewolf transformation, switches the entire rest of your kit. Apparently can be forcefully transformed through taking headshot damage maybe? wasn't very clear. Fencer, probably one of the least clear kits along with Celeste. >Parry passive/ability>dashes>Uses Wrecker's AOE ult?I have 0 fucking clue what Celeste does, something about her taking from Boho and a general idea from Swan's of mechanics based around stamina usage?Take plenty of this with a grain of salt. A lot of the info I got is old, patchy, and probably a fucking lie.
>>5548195451:43 PST
>>554819545like 10 minutes from now
>>554819778>8 more minutes
VICTOR CAN STILL WIN! KEEP VOOTING!
10 MORE MINUTESJUST HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHURTEN. MORE. MINUTES
today until a new one comes up, believers
>>554793989Is this just a bot at this point?
>>554820081no hes been forgetting to come in here, probably got bored waiting for the patch
>>554783285Who ever said i was the one getting raped? I can tell never learned how to wrestle, twinkletoes
>>554820164you got into wrestling just to touch boys?
how did your 2025 go, according to statlocker, /dlg/?I was working on expanding my roster in SEP.
>>554820264this thing has my rank off by a difference of 6 ranks so im not using it
>>554801478Thats why i main Mo. Nothing better than Bullying a Haze all game.
RELEASE MEEEE RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554817502isnt it wonderful>>554817001isnt that just b4b?
>Ten devs in the discord.
inhouseTK0Q9TK0Q9TK0Q9
PLEASE DO IT NOW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>554820818here it comesHNNNNNNNNGGGGGH
>>554820582how the fuck is there still people playing this
HOTPOO ONLINE PATCH SOON
I fucking hate holiday players>gets dealt 1 point of damage>platform and fucks offWhoever designed this bitch needs to be hanged
>>554819740>the first 10 minutes of the match (or shorter!) must have an irongrip on hero designi still remember the times where mobas were allowed to do cool unique shit that would be seen as insane in any other genrenow we're too afraid to have a fucking melee hero, jesus. it wouldn't even be that bad considering paige is already in the game as well
WEREWOLFSHEWOLFSILVERWOLF
>notice that a gt is 2-0-3 while the rest of his team is getting wrecked>decide to hone in on him>chase him all over, never let up>get two kills on him and he gets no kills or assists the entire time because he's running >complains the entire time how "thirsty" I amnah man I did it because you weren't helping your team and I'm trying to ruin your day.
>>554820387yeah they hallucinate their ranks on that website. but doesn't it use the actual in game match average for the overall match? or is that hallucinated too?
this new update must murder gun items and its investments is actually so retarded how yoshi boosted some players so hard with it
>>554820936Its even worse now because they nerfed the fuck out of laning to the point where you can barely deny anything and get welfare healing for clearing the wave. The soul orbs are almost completely pointless now.
>>554821164I ran gun viscous and went on a 15 win streak.
>>554820996>complains the entire time how "thirsty" I amit's funny when they do that because you just know they are absolutely seething while typing thatI remember diving 2 people as shiv getting 2 kills but dying for it and the vindicta says "desperate?" like i didn't just get a 2 for 1 trade
it's not happening today
>>554821379its actually happening right now
>>554821369Anytime someone calls me "thirsty" I know I'm getting under their skin and to focus them even more
>>554821261to be fair gun viscous was always disgusting now it's just immoral
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>554821379it is, my dad works at yoshi's he told me it's today
>>554820996the coping, seething, and dilating of MOBA players is always hilarious.>OMG HE JUST SOLO ULTED ME!
HOPE
>>554821379>yoshi away status on dickscordpack it up niggas its over
>>554820468>haze running at team with m1>Pocket sand>Haze ults>"Now momo!"It should be illegal to be so based
>>554821507SHIELD WALLHOOOOOOOOOLD
>>554821637hes away because hes busy patching the game
In 5 minutes.Trust the plan.Devs are in control.
>>554821615TRUST THE PLAN UPDATE IS NEAR
>>554821261To be fair I only started playing again a while ago but In my many years playing ASSFAGGOTS only few times have I experienced a hero as bullshit as gun viscthis faggot isn't even ahead and starts running you down like he is ahead 10k souls and there is nothing you can do about it
>>554820982more like WHERE wolf as in wheres the fucking wolf yoshi
>>554821846>>554821261>>554821164Gun being the only builds that matter is why I quit two months ago. Game is cringe. if I wanted a cheap shooter game there are many other options that dont crush my balls if a teammate on the opposite side of the map dies a few more times than necessary
>>554821846How the fuck does Goo boy do more damage than Haze??
>another experimental push just happenedyeah pack it up guys
>>554821846>Just buy rusted barrel kekmao!Dude I want this nigga ANNIHILATED
>>554821575>LMAO ONE PERSON DYNAMO ULTnigger you are 5k souls ahead of anyone else in your team wtf are you talking about?
>>554822092They're just getting into the office. Relax Jose.
it's SO over
lmfaoooooooooooo you niggas really thought the update was today???? AHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA
>>554821575>WOW 6 ULTS JUST FOR ME!
we still have realistically 1-2 hours in which it could drop, i live in WA, its only 2pm, they have dropped at like 5-6 before
>>554821846My issue with gunviscous is that I main viscous but I usually do punch or ball builds.Now every shiteater is using him as a gun and stealing my pick so I have to play my other choices constantly. I don't mind bebop and vyper but damn I really like viscous.
>>554822376
I'm gonna miss the VR placeholder domes as Patrons
I go out of my way to drop my entire kit on the same person everytime they are alone and I know i can win Its funi
>teammates play for fun
>>554822763Me as spiritman vs a split pushing haze
Let's say you hypothetically must get a Deadlock tattoo or you and your entire country will be raped to death. What would you get?the absolute FUNNIEST thing you could say is I would let everyone get raped nobody's ever done that before so funny bro, got the whole squad laughing
>after 5pm EST>Yoshi offline on discord>zero devs online on the forumsYeah it's over. Come back tomorrow.
>>554822890cute frog in a suitcase
>>554822921yoshi's on the forum right now
>>554822843Just roll with the good vibes, don't ruin them :)
>>554822890>What would you get?raped
>>554822890I'm not getting the tattooWould be more interesting outcome
>>554822890drifter spanking haze's ass
>>554822921oh fug
>>554822890Viscous gooing on you're mom
>>554822890My body is a temple, I would rather it be ransacked than permanently scarred Rape now
yoshi just flew over my house
UPDATE IS SOON
>>554822921yoshi is online on discord and its fucking 2pm in washington state, can still drop today
>>554822890i'd just get a big gun tattoo because that's all deadlock is about
>>554822843Aren't you supposed to be doing that too?
>>554822921>there's like 4 dev niggas with green circle on the discordSHITS HAPPENING
>>554817863instead of what? the actual characters he doesnt have access to? retard
>>554822890>or you and your entire country will be raped to deathThis is already happening to met. AmericanAnyways I'd get a tattoo of one of those ugly ass golden buddha pots around the map
>>554822890my country is being raped to death.t. American.
did metro really move to NA just to play deadlock?
>>554823139none of those shitters matter
>>554822890ball viscous where u can see his little black skeleton thing
>>554823190>>554823194Also all the women got tattoos anyway
every major update before has been released way earlier in the dayit's over
>>554823226didnt some chemical plant leak or explode or something in his town in germany? idk if id move to the us after that but id definitely go somewhere else
>>554823157Go back
>>554823226he'll get deported soon dont worry
>>554823226no one gives a fuck what ugly european trannies do
>>554823226He couldn't stand the racist subhumans east of the EU saying the N word all the time. Good for him.
>>554823405TRVTH NVKE
>>554823417>EU GODS gatekeeping eceleb faggotsI kneel...
There's no update this week.The update is next Friday.
>>554823417was this really the reason? i thought EU would be much better at deadlock than NA
DON'T MIND THE DOOM POSTERS UPDATE IS SOON
guys yoshi will release today we just have to dump a bunch of wholesome chungus gifs
>>554822890lash's tattoos
>>554823580truth nuke
>>554823417Maybe Europeans aren't so bad
>>554823573eternus 6 EU is the equivalent of like phantom 1 NA
>OP image got deletedJannies = niggers
how do you hard carry as holliday if both her gun and spirit builds fall off hard late game. she feels like the tickle monster then you just slowly lose unless you do some 4 barrel combo tech
>>554823752>hard carry as holliday
>>554823752nah she doesnt fall off just use movement to continue getting value all fight
>>554823752duration up on her ult and do the funny every minute
>>554823752buy arctic blast, duration, and cd. then rope people to guaranteed death.
>>554823752you aim at their carry, press 4, and let your team kill their carry so they can win the fight.
>>554823727furnigger
>>554823709mostly because no one fucking communicates in PEEU
>>554824006Regular nigger
>>554823914I understand a cold front but is arctic blast really necessary to secure ropes? don't you just barrel someone to knock them up to do that
We accidentally deleted the patch :(
>>554823709you wish faggot
>>554824181what the FUCK man
>>554823752DONT BUY CULTIST SACRIFICE
>554824192don't reply to me muhammad
>>554824180you can use it before or after your lasso to extend cc length. it's extremely versatile and gives your team 15% bonus damage for a decent second. it's also just a really good fucking item and it's always my first t4 buy on her.
>>554824181its over
>yoshi online on discord>a moment ago on the forumsBROOOOOOOOOOS
we're back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65LqXU7C-V0add the ghoul to deadlock
don't give me hope
>>554824452everyone is waiting for the update. What's the big deal if some green dinosaur is spamming F5 on the forums too?
>>554822890would probably keep it small. maybe one of the little candleman troopers of a chibi walker. theyre pretty fun looking. kelvins big mystical stone? i think its distinct enough it could be recognizable. if i could do cartoon characters maybe viper seven or ivy
>>554824545Do you actually like the show anon?
>>554824452he does this literally every dayevery day since may 2024 stop it
YOSHI DEPLOYED
HE'S GONNA RELEASE ITHOPE BROSNOW IS OUR MOMENTHAVE FAITH
>>554822890
>>554824007i'd talk more if retards wouldn't sperg out when they hear an accent
>>554824602it's great but goggins is half the reason
Venator bros, let us pray
>>554824775I think the ghoul yeah.Sucks the lore kinda gets raped but that's just how it is.
>>554823752take the urndrop the urn inget the most souls for being urn carrierafk farm
another experimental push
>have work now and tomorrow so I won't be able to enjoy the patch if it releases anywayhave fun I guess
>another patch on the test clientis habbedin
anons...
>>554820804Is this still happening?
>>554822970>>554823123I want to win, these people want to go 2/10 and call it a day
I had a dream that theyd drop the Patch today and have hero voting so the first hero is available tomorrow for the most data possible. I still think its true, I dont usually get dreams like that (or at all) related to stuff thats more vapid
>>554825002>this>yoshi back to idleit's over
valvebros...
>>554824987dont worry its not gonna be till february anyways
>>554823727It was art an anon drew too I think
>yoshi got up to poopits fucking over
>>554825138>daddy davionwhat does he know?
>>554825169PATCH IS BEING DELIVERED. NOT A DRILL
>>554825138anon has two dads now
>>554825202he's in the experimental branch nigga
>its fucking over
are you telling me that a few daysmeans three days
IT'S UP!
God please....
>>554824602fuck no
I hope the patch isn't today. I'm too eepy
I'm having more fun watching the discord chimp out than playing the game I think
>>554825508How do you gain access to that website
13 FUCKING UPDATES TODAY
>>554825015yesinhouseTK0Q9TK0Q9TK0Q97/12
>>554825508we know yoshi
snowstorm comingpatch better to come before them or my balls will be empty raisins
>>554825654i think an update is coming soon
>>554825508
YOSHI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE IN A 747 HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE UPDATE SERVERS
>>554825652it's accessible via the Deadlock client, when you boot the game up>>554825705Yoshi would be an Anon
tomorrow is the day
>>554825508They have a bot to remove spam and disallow gifs, but they didn't enable it. The patch isn't even out and it's 10 messages a second for the last 4 hours.
>>554825773bro it says it's gonna be -50 fucking degrees here tomorrow im gonna be fucking dead RELEASE IT NOW PLEASE
>>554825797>>554825953yeah the devs specifically asked the discord moderation to turn it off
https://youtu.be/QtxeJ703w18?si=4JHiOikhrZk2DfyJ
>>554825953>10 messages a second for the last 4 hours.It's probably 10 a minute at most I would guess
>>554825508YOSHI YOU BETTER DO YOUR FUCKING JOB OR IM GONNA INSTALL THE EPIC GAMES STORE!
Patch isn't coming time to goon to Lady Geist.
>>554826090What am I doing with my time...
HOPOO POSTED YoshI ONLINE
>>554826114i bet dingalingadingdon is based
thread is being infected by discordgrim
>>554823752You drop the jumpad at any minor inconvenience and let your team do the work
>>554826317no patch? time to crash this thread...with no survivorspost the smut boys
SAY IT WITH MEPATCHDELAYEDTO FEBRUARY
>>554826364oh okay it's actually happened today
he's gone idle again...
>>554826364last time he did this the patch dropped within 10 minutes
>>554826317fat.
>>554826364THE FUCKING BALLS ON THAT PRICKHE DESIGNED 6 DOGSHIT UNIVERSALLY HATED CHARACTERS AND HE THINKS HE CAN LAUGHT AT US
>all devs except yoshi suddenly onlinewtf wtf wtf.. drop imminent???
>>554826364>yoshi went away manuallyTHEY ARE FUCKING WITH US
>>554826364is this it.....
>>554826323>>554826162the Yoshi always gets his man...
patch outI can't believe Keith David voices Rem and the Patron
>7 online developers
>>554826364bros... are we gonna make it?
>>554826364HAPPENINGAPPENING
>>554826593>>554826364>Hotpoo posts
>>554826364very unprofessional behaviour, if no patch drops soon.I will take my business to GOG i think..
FIFTEEN MINUTESTHE DEV NUMBER KEEPS GOING UP
AAAAAAAAAAAA THE PATCH IS COMING AND SO AM I!
>>554826364I'm waiting.
>>554826482AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554826782Bro update your Doom 2...
Genuinely what is with all the teasing? >>554826317She doesn't look like that
I'M BACK FROM MY WAGESLAVING DROP THE PATCH I NEED NEW DOORMAN VOICELINES
>>554826672>Keith David voices Remextraordinarily based if true
>MIKEL EVEN JOINED ON HIS PHONELETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
HE IS HERE
YOSHI IS NOW ONLINE
patch be upon ye
>>554826364
>>554826849she will when I'm done with her
>>554826782this nigga plays Kingdoms of Amalur:Reckoning™ :skull:
>hotpoo attention whoringITSFUCKINGTIME
IT'S TODAY IT'S TODAY
>>554826839sure, next time I play it.
RELEASE BRANCH JUST GOT PUSHED! IT'S HAPPENING!
EVEN SNAPSHOT IS ONLINEITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG
cringe waste of our time to not patch today because they won't patch on a fridayreally unhappy having to wait until monday
>>554825832Is there any way to get another oneNever used that discord website before so I obviously managed to fuck up the joining process of inserting a link that was provided
>>554824748yeah I have an Irish accent and it perpetually makes any british guy seethe when they hear it. no matter what I said. they always spend the entire match seething about it.
>>554827089>release branchfakeon steam its called "default" branch
>>554827135>won't patch on a fridaynewfag alert in sector tranny + if they patch today they can do a 24hr voting cycle for the first hero and then push the next one monday
why are all valve communities like this...
>>554827218monarchist broids are so pathetic
>>554827313good game make ppl craxzy!
>>554827074>SJwe had a pretty sweet police shooting earlier
>>554827135last year's january patch was on a friday
>>554827207check your Email to be safe, else idk
>>554824392curse is always my first t4 buy. just not a game where it's bad. then you look at the entire t3 spirit lineup and it's like, you cast decay, knockdown, disarm, silence. 0.5s later, debuff remover. they feel basically unusable. I honestly think they should remove debuff remover from the game and just have it all stacked on unstoppable.
>>554824748>some faggot makes fun of my accent>doesn't use VC himself
>>554827036it's still crazy to me that this guy can show his face anywhere and not get mocked for selling out the entire risk of rain franchise to fucking randy pitchford.
>>554827218That's LITERALLY literally never ever happened.
>>554827218>bri'ish "people" opening their rotted fetid moufs about anythinglol. lmao, even.
>>554827218>ImplyingNah mate we'd just banter with youMight make fun of you using my language and the potato famine though. All fun and games.
>>554827313valve = fag0rt
>>554827218i'm romanian and had 3 different guys sperg and scream SIIIIIIIIIIR over my russian-like accenti'd rather people just say nigger and move on
any good drugs to play with deadlock on?
>metro trying to dm hotpoo and yoshiholy fucking this guy is insufferable
>>554827539DUDE WEED LMAOOOOOOOO
holy shit the chat is moving fast
>>554827497to be fair being romanian might be just as bad as being a russoid
>>554827539crystal meth
PATCH NOTES DROPPEDGRAY TALON REMOVED FROM GAME
>>554827564metro is in charge of balance changes, he needs to approve the update before it goes public
>>554827539Water
>>554827564if it makes you feel any better with how obnoxious he is he will almost certainly have all feedback given ignored for all of time
>>554827564I don't believe you. That's too cringe
>>554826364HOOPO IS A NIGGER
>>554827726if we don't get the update today we crucify him
>>554827676>right after they make everyone play GT for the snowballthey are trolling us god dammit
>>554827409Aw shucks, why do people use Discord anyway? Isn't something like Teamspeak better?
more like GRAY WOMAN lmaohe looks like a woman
>>554827439It has. It was extremely noticeable in rainbow six siege because the matchmaking there was geographical so you would get put on entire teams of brits constantly because eirebros are all still stuck in 2006 playing FIFA.>>554827449That might be the case sometimes and maybe even with yourself but the amount of times I've had like unprompted ragging for 30 minutes straight just because they hear I'm Irish is wild. Just an observation and figured I'd bring it up considering the other guy mentioned accents.
they're waiting for kaori he's taking a huge shit
>>554827848uncbro...
>>554827418sorry anon if i hear anybody complain that remotely sounds like they arent a cis white boy im digging into that immediately to ragebait them
inhouseTK0Q9TK0Q9TK0Q98/12
I love group psychosis
>>554827974Hell no! I'm not joining a faghouse with the patch this close.
>>554827882I will be honest and say my countrymen will sometimes just que up drunk, hammered as shit and go 0/10 as mcginnis.Like it or not its just our culture.
>network updatingIT'S HAPPENING!!!
five more minutes till not happening and we get trolled
still don't think the patch is coming
>>554827882I've never played that tranny game but do you really think brits (many of which will have Irish ancestors) will, while being surrounded by slavs and retarded Frenchies, regularly take issue with an Irish accent (one they hear on TV quite often)You're just insecure or lying
Deadlock network offline! Oh shit oh fuck!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods
IT''S ACTUALLY HEREhttps://playdeadlock.com/oldgods
ah
IT'S OUT
>>554827848It's convenient and the current site in the zietgeist. also teamspeak servers cost moneyid check your email though, search discord to be safe. whichever ones goh updates live
https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodsOH SHIT SILVER IS HOT
YESSSSSSSSSS
ITS UP (REAL)https://playdeadlock.com/oldgods>https://playdeadlock.com/oldgodshttps://playdeadlock.com/oldgods>https://playdeadlock.com/oldgods
https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods
soon
thank you for being here with me bros, its been an honor
>>554828139Silver sexo
>>554828216>silver
>Silver is blondWho was the dumb fuck that said that?
Love how its a tf2 style update page
*ding ding ding* Gentlemen we are back in business
I WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HEREI WAS HERE>I WAS HERE
>>554828139>>554828161>>554828161>BROOL modeLMAO
FORREALZ
Kino?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH(pls don't ban me)
>>554827564>hatewatching a streamershiggy.
THE UPDATE IS REALDOUBTERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>literally 5 minutes before I walk out the doorh-happy for you
HOLYF UCKCING KINO
Graves, Celeste, and Silver are way hotter than I expected
HOLY FUCK SILVER IS SO HOT
THEY LOOK FUCKING AMAZINGAPOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW RETARDS
>He's named VenatorTHANK FUCKING LORD
HOLY FUCKING SEXXXXXXXXXXX
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
SILVER IS HOT
>feral>hot mess
FURRYCHADS FUCKING WON
>All lockedfugin HUH
holy kek
Don't care, fuck this wannabe fps trash game that caters to aim trainer trannies. DOA game because of gun shit.
>the ornaments in the shirt make a skull shapeHoly fvcking kino... Yoshi I kneel...
ALL VOTES FOR SILVER
/DLG/, WAKE UP. They actually DELETED McGinnis from the game
>>554828502no freebies they already saidwe need to vote for ALL of them
SRAYS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Flesh Hornew
>Hot messShe and me both if you know what I'm getting at wink wink
So is Rem and Quinn going to win first or did the game becoming more popular result in all the women winning first this time around?
the unicorn tranny pisses me off so much
I'm trying to right click the Steam icon in my taskbar to close it, but nothing is popping up when I right click.
>>554828573PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Most important question, is Yamato still a conehead?
THEY COOKED SO FUCKING HARD
>only 2 new items
:(
HE'S IN
Sweet
>no model reworksreally? damn
>>554828472>>554828483AWOOOOOOOall my votes are going to Silver now. Sorry my fellow Venators im weak.
>new baseWHAT THE FUCK
>>554828728cancer gunmeta continues
>>554828623>kills you>sprays goatsee on your body for deathcam
HOLY FUCK I KNEEEEEEEEEL
>>554828737>Not QuinnThey listened
>>554828750what the FUG
>>554828139SILVER SEX
>no model updates visibleThat's a shame. Everything else is looking sick, though.
oh my fucking god deadlock believers up so fucking big
>>554828821>>554828821>>554828821>>554828821
>>554828552this but unironically
If they were going to start off with 0 heroes unlocked they should make the unlocks faster than fucking one per 4 days
rem is the reddit pick
post game stats is updated. looks clean
BROS THE MAP UPDATESOMGIT LOOKS FUCKING SICK
>>554828750Wait, so shit like Yamato, Calico, etc aren't getting new designs? WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GETTING EXCITED FOR.
>>554828737>CigarFucking based
>>554828221NOW
>>554828645I lucky shotted on her belly>>554828728>>554828797every ability is a wraith card nowgreat
PUT ME ON THE MOTHERFUCKING SCREENCAP
>>554828483>Huminahuminahumina.....AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO
is that Rem?
HOLY FUCKING SHITSTEP ASIDE FAG RIVALSTHIS IS THE NEW HOT MESS
WHY THE FUCK IS 2GB TAKING SO LONG FUUCCKKK
NEW INHOUSE NOW!
rip amber hand and sapphire flame
>>554828737Sex
yamato walks out with her wakizashi out, swings it for hm and kicks for lightwerewolf on the stairs... she's not as big as I wanted :<...
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHING INNNN MY SKIINNNNNNNNNTHESE SMURFS ARE REAL
>>554828510>all smiles
>go get food>come back to UPDATE NOWYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
street brawl is kino!!!!
>>554828821 (Cross-thread)>>554828821 (Cross-thread)>>554828821 (Cross-thread)>>554828821 (Cross-thread)faggots its a DEAD THREADfarm your YOUs HERE
i can't spawn in to NYC map to look around
>>554828379the hierarchy of twinks in the Deadlock universe is about to change
>mina in lane
>>554833232Nice, looking forward to it!
