>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>554711753
holy shit guys we beat gladius at D5, didn't think it could be donethanks for the carry halo scythe (i'm so bored of non ed's)also gg
>>554806210GG thank god I had the haloscythe
Halo Scythe is the real mvp
Cheat engine using shitters need a crutch
>>554805909You forgot the big sword guy
>>554806573good thing no one here who still plays cheats
the scariest thing in d5 is not being the host
gg rip terr
Milli Milli
Infinite pizza cutter time
The Tarnished Edition is taking so long because it's actually expanding massively in scope as they make alongside it work on NR/the movie/the sequel and it's actually going to be Scholar of the First Sin Elden Ring Edition with more content and new cutscenes NPCs dialogue lore enemy placements and a boss rush mode and DLC-main game tie-ins trust the plan
>>554807056how did you win without a halo scythe?
>>554807320FP is never the pizza cutter problem it's the stamina so you'll need dog raid and then an enemy big enough to be the kind to sit still but big enemies make the pizza cutter tick slower
>>554807468we didn't, terr solo'd it but died from his injuries after
>>554807434>Beast claw
>>554807594Assuming you even get the pizza cutter and not the other 7 colossals (most of them have meme skills btw)
>>554807748many such cases
>>554807748wow hes so cool, wish i could play with him...
>>554807056im gonna im
>>554809017i dc'd at the same time as you on the first one, managed to dodge the second onei blame pepe since this hasn't happened to me in over 100 games
>>554806761Uh huh shitter crutch cope fake gamer queer kys
>>554809517>ESL meltykino
>>554809458he is from peru so its understandable to blame him
>>554806421Cool artReminds me of Martian women
I look like this
>>554807748terr often jawbs to easy bosses on stream thoughbeit>>554808595cringe third person post
>>554724659>Also I got that new controller, it has mechanical buttons which is a bit weird to get used to, but overall it feels nice.Glad you like it. I really enjoy the bit of feedback on mechanical buttons. Helps prevent mashing.
>>554808595>>554807748You will never know love stop talking about yourself
hello i am terr AMA
gg bug
hot bugs in your area click here to learn more (gg)
I like Great Spears. But their moveset is so wonky sometimesGG HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA
gg giga balancers, practice finally didnt dodge them!!alice u need to wait for us so we can all sync our dog kills lmao
>>554810786>>554724659post conch
>>554811452when did gremlin learn how to fly
>>554811128Fuck you
>>554811619I hit it only a couple of times thinking it wouldn't dieIt did lmaoGomen
i stopped rezzing you because you were crawling
futa rev x recluse
>>554810786What controller did you rec?
>>554811641>>554812036https://www.razer.com/ca-en/console-controllers/razer-wolverine-v3-tournament-edition?color=blacktl;dr Hall effect sticks, mechanical face buttons, good extra buttons and software support. Good D-pad too. I also like how it's "off" until you turn it on so you don't end up with things like trying to play a Mouse + Keyboard game and your controller is rumbling and making a racket because it's always on if the PC is on.
>>554811927futa rev x undertaker
>>554812327you should've done more research ahead of time, that one in particular has terrible joystick deadzones that can't even be calibrated properly either plus it's razer
>>554812478Sounds like something that really only matter if you're playing shooters and why the fuck would you use a pad on a PC for shooters? I haven't noticed anything myself.
Every day a new disappointment.
why do the spectral hawks keep droping me at random moments? why won't they do their job
>>554812327looks mid honestly and xbawx style analogs just feel worse for souls games for me
>>554812327Cool did it come with hrt and a dilater set? If not you got ripped off.
>>554812827My friend had this problem but it was a problem with his controller pressing some button that made them drop him. Might be the same for you
>>554812864I used a Wolverine Tournament V1 or whatever for a super long time and it held up great. I just decided to stick with what worked. >>554812886Third worlder cope
>>554812327Good job posting an expensive controller in a thread full of brokey third worlders. You're making them seethe already
*crickets*
>>554812327>$260>razer product>1 year warrantyfeels like a gamble, I've begun to finally trust their more expensive products, but I know 10+ years ago when I was younger and buying their cheapo "GAYMER" shit it fell apart in seconds and sucked ass
Why is Undertaker‘s ass so gigantic? Why does she have tard strength?
>>554814253It’s not. She doesn’t.
are curved swords a meme weapon class like claws
well i still have my razer snek
>>554805909If I'm doing the Ranni route, is it better to go int to use her shit, or go faith to be the sun to her moon?
>>554814253>Why is Undertaker‘s ass so giganticit's not, she just wears old timey puffy lady's underwear underneath that skirt>Why does she have tard strength?loathsome hex, idk, she is either cursed/blessed or is something human shaped that is not human, and her condition demands she consumes "power" to sustain herself while also granting her freaky powers
i just buy official ps5 controllerthe first one started to get stick drift so i took it out back and shot it with what I like to call "squirrel shot" where I just stuff two to four acorns in a shotgun shellthe second one is doing ok
>>554814795The rubber of my left thumbstick just came off of my xbox controller earlier during an expedition. I never had the rubber come off a controller before. That's new. I guess I'm playing Nightreign harder than other games.
>>554813013Stupid and racist too? What an excellent combo. Post your hand aryan bro
gg dregvery serious games lately
>Only plays duchess>Everythings really easy hahah so easyBraindead retard
>>554815545gg greg gaming that dragonwound grease really came in handy
still haven't had a win against this boss, i really hate it
>>554811927>>554812434Dump fat girl loads into fat girl butts.
>>554815709you can block the spear rain there is zero reason to ever get hit by that
ED gladius always gave me problems in don, but i just beat the shit our of it with the bloody helice skill and by running away... maybe i should get that drop effect
>>554815709heres how to win with one simple trick
>>554816146>just edit relics and cheatWow cool great advice you didnt beat the game
>>554816146it's more the worm phase i struggle with
>>554816438if you can find a weapon with bloodhound step, consider keeping it even if the passive is badsince it has the pre-nerf values, it has a shit ton of iframes and covers a lot of distance which helps against wormcrucible roll talisman and improved dodging dormant power are also must haves if you can find them
>Okay this time I won't greatbow the bugs>They die instantly anyway because the other two players are running balanceslopIt's fucked how the fight is just a DPS check
>>554816146faster
>>554814253Too much purple
>>554817648As long as the person aggro'd by the beam cannon runs far away you can hammer on Animus anyway
Steel Guard making you immune to blocked chip damage would literally fix guardian once and for all
>>554813882>$260i paid 99
Is the new map bad, and if so is there a way to opt out of it once you buy the DLC?
>>554818561The new map is so kino bro
healthy lad
>>554818951cc are the rumors true you're a sissy slut for BBC?
gg lobsters easy +50
gg bugsi like thrusting swords but they're probably better on someone who has arc huhstill i don't wanna bring balancerslop to bosses and my faith builds get fucked by hollow
>>554819607Why do you have your entire life savings on you in cash
>>554819607>american>whiteyou've got fat fingers chubbo, lose some weightelden ring and nightreign general?
Well anon when you do real work your fingers get thicker and stronger you only use yours to flick your boy clit.
>>554807438That would save gaming. The jews will probably strike Japan with a HAARPquake before From can release it.
>>554819723>>554819762Confirmed browns with possible downs.Filthy shitters.
>>554819978>fat wrists>larping as a laboreri'm thinking you need to lay off the chicken nuggieselden ring and nightreign general?
>>554819607is this druggie anonyou're just really really fat aren't you
Im seeing a lot of coping and name calling but not a lot of proof. Kek i onew you were losers the entire time. Feels good to always win.
>>554820429his wrists are fat because only needs to press 1 button to win the game>>554820493not falling for your psyop fed
>>554820606Damn that dummy just got cut
>>554818561The new map is good. It takes some learning. So don't feel too bad if your first ten runs are confusing and slow.It's a shifting earth effect, so if you want it to go away, then just sleep.It's required for the new remembrances. And randomly chosen for depths, though the rate for depths is low.The map is kind of the point of the DLC. I mean, aside from the two new characters.
gg crossbow infantry camp
What class am I supposed to play as someone from DENMARK
Was anyone's dormant seals actually working that ED dogs? I got one seal (giants flame) from loot orbs all game.
Xtreme hotdog gamingS-Tier playsWhat a trill!>>554821141yeah but they were rubbish
>>554821239gg lots of hot doggy lkately
depths 6 when
>>554814987Or: maybe Microcock controllers just suck penis.>>554811927>>554812434Stop being gay.
>>554821909Thank you for your sacrifice (ban) anon
>>554821909Pvmping
>>554819163stop ban evading you cock munching maggot and get back in containment
>>554822024>depth 6they already said they already consider depth 5 freaks so probably not their priority at all
>>554819723Got his faggot ass there
>>554822024d6 is just miquella coming down on drop and calling you a faggot then the game ends in a loss
>>554820013I know you’re joking but I really hope that isn’t something they can do yet…
>>554822639i beat miquella and his boyfriend without any of scadushit's help i can beat him in limviel just give me a rot rapier and 2 bubble perfumes in case i fuck up
>>554807438
Playing DoN with randoms sure is an experience
I am bored of beast clawbuff the other starting spells fromslop
>>554822661research into that stuff has been happening since the 60s sadly. they outlawed research into it, but only some countries joined the treaty…
>surge sprint instead of everyone getting their own spectral steedsthis was kind of a lame decision>>554823637all they need to do is give recluse a way to get carian slicer instead of carian fucking greatsword and we're gucciduchess, I don't know about duchess, I don't think they'll ever make a relic that changes your starting armament type, and even then having to invest two whole relic effects just to make it happen seems silly
>>554822661Yeah it's not like the HAARP machine on the USS Ronald Reagan malfunctioned back in 2011 causing the Fukushima disaster and when the ship went back to port at San Diego on September 8 it caused the entire californian electricity grid to malfunction ;)
>>554823629had the laggiest fucking match last night with randos. like shit taking a full second to spawn when you looted a corpse or chest. not even pracsissy or sissysucc are that laggy
>>554823637embrace the gacha as it was intended
>>554823908there's already a good enough starting spell for duchess it's called wraith bearing bell ding ding ding ding ding
>>554822834>>554822639i wish miquella would call me a faggot bros
>>554823637o flame is super strong
>>554823908my problem is that the other starting spells revenant has feel like shit in comparisonalso yeah recluse is a bit shafted with hers, I was checking them but they don't feel great at all
>>554823637we're slowly going the way of every other modern roguelike where the dev's hold your hand so much you can just about guarantee anything you want during a run. starting spells were a mistake but it was an overcorrection from having awful primary spell slots on almost every sacred seal
>>554807438Tarnished Edition will have a secret hidden game inside it
>>554824179even on a scholar build made explicitly to push wraith calling bell as hard as possible, I don't rate it as high as a carian slicer or beast claw buildfucking insane if you get a bairn or infant's head during the run, though, but that's so RNG it's ridiculous>>554824239people complained a lot about incantations being too RNG and revenant being shit, this was their solutionno one complained about sorceries, so they nerfed shattering crystal and gave recluse dogshit starting spell options
>>554824206yeah but beast claw is so good that 99% of the time it's stupid not to pickreliable and always hits, big aoe, range, quick to cast and deals high damage and dirt-cheap. it's just a very boring way to play, unfortunately>>554824245the change on the giant's seal is nice but maybe it would've been better to improve individual spells as well
Give me an executor relic set to start my depths journey
>>554824624they should have massively reduced WoG's FP and overwritten Rejection on finger seals. yes, reduce it even more than they already reduced it, its still shitthen just replace fire sling, pocket sand, WoG, and frenzy flame with (other fireslop), boulder chuck, triple discus/elden stars, and frenzy beam
>>554824771Yeah beast claw is a perma equip on all Rev builds now even if you're not build bestials/physical atk
>>554824840double balancersninvaders3x max hp
>>554824840double balancersninvadersdormant reapersincreased affi2/phys4 x3
>>554824624i mean it's definitely not as good as beast claw but bell is better than any of the other starting rev spells just because of how FP efficient it is. slicer is slicer, it's good but it's melee rangei don't even bother picking up blue staffs on my magic duchy anymore since bell is stronger than anything below a purple rancor/gravity wellthe starting spells were supposed to solve inconsistency problems for rev rather than be early game carries, they shouldn't be buffing the other spells to keep in line with beastclaw since they're supposed to be weak early game with your lack of FP
>>554824840>sanedouble balancers, heal on roar, suncatcher bonus damage but minus negation>insaneseppuku, night of dregs, restore health on ability activation(don't actually do this)
>>554824206Is it? It feels like it's such a risk to use because it has less range than fists. Giant's Flame Take Thee also costs too much FP. Show me your build.
>>554825115Kill yourself for trying to ruin more games with reaperslop
>>554825402everything evolves to anteaters or crabs
With how Crystalslop got raped and fire potslop got raped, there's no way Claw stays untouched next time they do a major balance patch. It destroys Day 1 and 2 in the same way pots did.
>>554825229>two balancers and two class skillsokay retard
>>554824771I think they literally designed beast claw wrong because claw of gurranq is basically the same incant, but the full damage is spread between all the slices, maybe that's how beastclaw should work
>>554825257think about it, what do you need fire for>'ligo>'aurtis/'osterthey're giant stationary bosses with big telegraphed attacks. in fact i never want to be midrange on either of them as a caster.
>>554825639'rranq can't be charged, so its worse
>>554825017Where are ya'll getting your ninvaders relicsfeels like I'm the only one without a good one
>>554825402RoB is almost as broken
>>554825614I don't play double balancers executor
stop saying ninvaders you trannies it's just invaders there's nothing else called invaders to confuse it with shut the fuck up
>>554826003Zip it fatso
>>554826003nini's
>>554826003ninja invaders HYAAAAAAAAAA HO HO HYO HA
>>554825537they did touch on beast claw but not enough, meanwhile another day 1 destroyer was left untouched...>>554825815i still don't have a good one and i've got nearly 1k hours, i spent 1-2mil murk looking for one but eventually gave up since it's so tedious since the shop gives so many small relics
>>554819607>doesnt even own silver bullion or xrpdamn dude enjoy the bread line for me will you ?
>Nerf halo scythe into the ground>Prevent skill/melee damage on balancer relics from stacking>Replace Bestial Claw with Bestial Sling>Replace Lightning Spear with Ancient Dragon's lightning spear>Maybe replace Wrath of Gold with Radagon's ring of pressing X to die, might be too good>Replace giantsflame take thee with flame fall upon them on giantsflame seals because I'm tired of the eye rape>Give glass necklace more duration, about halfway between what it used to be and what it is now>Night of Dregs caps at 30% but you get 10% every 20 seconds>Fix continuous HP recovery to actually cancel HP loss on items>Make revenant 8% shorterI have fixed Nightreign
>>554826554HOLY FUAAAAARK HE GOT CUT IN HALFALF
>>554826764HUH?
>>554826764Somehow worse than the balancing team fromsoft already has. Impressive.
>>554826764>Replace Lightning Spear with Ancient Dragon's lightning spearreplace it with honed bolt or lightning strike and it's fine>Night of Dregs caps at 30% but you get 10% every 20 secondswould still be unusable dogshit>Fix continuous HP recovery to actually cancel HP loss on itemsit being out of sync with the relic cont. is fine but fixing it so that having a cont. up on a different weapon cancels it would be cool - or just make it so it can't spawn with full hp item passivesthey do need to gut balancers so you can only use 1 or nerf its numbers at least tho
bruh
lol why did you run in, the range on rev ulti is huge.
>>554827165large mommy milkers made for breastfeeding black babies
>finally start playing deep of night after clearing most of the ever dark bosses>watch a few guides before I start up the game mode so I understand meta>team are complete mental defects who barely understand the base game mode, let alone the “hard” mode.When does it better? I feel like I get better teammates on regular everdark runs
>>554826554>gremlin doing the same damage 1handing his sword as a double balancer affinity build magic dagger does at level 6he's cheating
the point of starting incants should be to be low FP so rev can actually do stuff on day 1
>>554827320>Replace lightning spear with spells that are even strongerAre you trolling
fuck me that sucked
>>554827591no it shouldn't>>554827661i didn't know they were stronger forgive me
I get bored of playing wylder, guardian and scholar.
>>554827591They created a bunch of relics just for the revenant
>>554826764you ask them to nerf everything and simultaneously ask for necklace buff, a relic that they nerfed.Do you see the issue there?
>>554805909What I think each nightfarer would have as struggle food idk
>>554826764Fixing dreg's long buildup time that can easily be erased isn't the only fix it needs. Taking a hit to activate the rot grease for a few seconds is a fucking joke of an effect on deeper depths. Getting miniscule healing from it is also just silly. You'd hope it would enable a rot-afflicted enemy build, but good fucking luck actually using it.
>>554824065>>554823785So that’s it? They can just ass fuck us with impunity like some kind of bootleg God? It’s so over
>>554807171Damn he's to the Altus Plateau now?This has been one of the greatest mangas in recent years. Hope the mangaka does a Nightreign one.
>>554825456You are fucked in the head
>>554828839what
>>554828265ayo this nigga eatin BEANS
ninvaders
>>554826959Shut it, cuck>>554827468Get back in containment and stop ban evading obnoxious maggot
>>554828953oh it's the cheater
>>554828296oh, and needing to keep a status effect bar active on your screen at all times means you will be doing one of the following>taking hits with a "on damage, build X" relic curse, minimum of two hits to actually trigger enough build up, good luck>staying constantly below max HP for rot/poison buildup relic curse, meaning not only are all max health relic effects permanently worthless to you, but you're never using your entire healthbar and it is gradually eroding>entering an emote, which you will have to do in the middle of fights, and also waste an entire relic slot on a relic that is largely useless aside from enabling you to do dregs>performing seppuku in the middle of a fight, which is a lengthy animation and causes a chunk of damageIt's so unusable on ED libra it's not even funny. Standing still to do seppuku is basically a guarantee he's going to put a piss laser under you and kill you with it before you're even out of the animation.
>>554828953zip it crabcuck
>>554829072even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
>>554829085https://www.science.org/content/article/things-keep-evolving-anteaters-odd-animals-arose-least-12-separate-timeseverything evolves into anteaters or crabs, it's just how it is>>554829249i'm an anteater, shitlips. gettin' me some of them ants.
>>554829117only case i can see working is normal caligo lmaobut unless they add a depths 6 then why would you waste a relic for a mediocre boss fight
>>554828306Yeah? You're just finding this out now?
>>554829397i know the crab thing but i didn't know the anteater thingthat is that, cheating is cheating
now that I think about it, can the ice church/starter churches on hollow even be "cleared" for the sake of the max HP relic?
>>554829397Gay and fake. Everything evolves into femboys like >>554828953
>>554830108they all can except the zamor heroes one because uhhhhhh idkshitty jeet programmers ig
>>554828635He took a diversion to finish Gelmir and has done a bit of Altus. He still has to do the rest of Altus+Leyndell, most of the underground areas, the Mountaintops/Snowfield/Haligtree, and then Farum Azula/the finale. So he's 60% through more or less. Assuming the same progression rate it'll be done by late 2028.
>>554827929I recommend using a dormant build on any character you find interesting >>554828265Soda cig combo is truly for those over the edge
>>554830715I can't believe I fucked up like that.Brb killing myself
>>554830715brofucking this ain't discordlmfao
>>554824840Double balancers + store relic that gives the suncatcher passive, or another random relic with the passive that has better lines accompanying it if you have any.
>>554830728For me it's a White monster
is there only 1 game per hour at this time?depths 6 can't come sooner
gg smol caliprobably shouldve ran back to help with the bbh..
>>554831496QUEUENOW
>>554831496At this point even during whats supposed to be "peak" hours theres at most one run going on at a time
>>554831604I'm scared to play with you guys because I'm depth 2
I haven't gotten home yet, i hat to go buy groceries...
>>554831819good you should be scared. idc
>>554831852Don't be mean
>>554831496>>554831496I only play with niggers
>>554831819Depth 2 is already unfun.I play regular and everdarks.
>>554831819Get to depth 4 first then you can play with us
Does Magic Dagger cut fools in half?
>>554832342Respect, the only reason Id want to play depths is for more murk so I can gamble. >>554832347So lame desu
I don't even think you need CE kino for bestials right? literally just nini vavis + bestials + claw / Phys4+Phys4+Phys4That should already cut fools in half.
i'm sorry nine-box i wanted to have fun trying something out
Sorry I went afk during queue
>>554833021You can have improved bestial and Ninght Invaders/Phys +4/Improved Incantations in the same relic.This is why CE casters deal so much damage, they all have 6x improved spell school passives on top of all the other damage ones.
>>554833417Yeah I just mean even without that, Claw already does crazy work. My claw build is some crazy CE kino, only a few of the relics don't have 2x attack buffs
>>554831098BasedEveryone loves a Big White Monster
>>554833021Cute!!! Who is this??
gg horse 2 e z
>>554834401Insane horse
gg 'del i thought i had my skill ok
gg smol dinosaarrare trish on raider sighting
>>554835508saar redeem the dinosaar
>>554835431Discord lobby
gg horsei'm so sorry
Zullie is my oshi
GG Horse duo (What the hell happened to the bird?)Also I fucked up that charge cancel so bad holy shit lmao I don't know the timing on raider
>>554836229>(What the hell happened to the bird?)>>554833098 happens wcyd
>>554835925only 1 person in that picture is in the discord THOUGHBEIT
>>554836309wcyd
>>554834382Stop
Has anyone ever experienced a nightlord spazzing out all over the arena? Just did Tricephalos, and it was like a combination of desync and speedhacks.Like, any time it moved, the model would be moving in three different directions and rubber banding back and forth.At one point, it split into the three separate dogs while the main three headed version was still present.I had that glitch where touching the door opened a loading screen before initiating the cutscene, maybe that had something to do with it.Or did one of the guys in my party do something?
>>554836949thats just some kind of hardcore chinese desync
>>554836949It's funniest in ED Libra where it's already a shitshow, shoddy networking attempting to rationalize his teleport is some goofy stuff
>>554836949Lol I've 100% had this happen for night bosses. One time Practice was in the lobby and Ancient Dragon was just zipping around the entire time, it was glitching out so hard I couldn't even take damage
gg horse
gg horsesorry about goat, had magma surge on sprint
>>554837912half wit
Okay but what if "Continuous HP loss" was "Continuous HP loss under max HP"?
>>554838148Sounds good to me
>>554838148It would become a nothing detriment like night encroachment or reduced max stamina/FP, and make the game too easy (its already too easy).
>doing ED caligo with randos>end of 2nd night>rather than heading to boss arena, 2 other randos decide to dick around in the rain>they keep dying over and over, theyre dying while attempting to bring each other back>im the only one actually fighting enemies>takes so long that the boss spawns before ive killed them all>they all 3 bar instantlyHow do I stop getting queued with literal mouthbreathing retards? One of them was a raider and he was powerstancing dual halo scythes
>>554837113>>554837263>>554837581Ah, fair enough. I might try to see if I can track down the profiles of the guys I was playing with. Pretty sure I didnt turn off region based matchmaking, if that's even a thing in Nightreign.
>>554838768I'm more afraid of retards picking Raiders than any NightlordAlso which depth are you at, at D4 you start getting semi competent people and D5 has a few stinkers but most of them get the job done
Mogh is impossible to beat in this game.He's easy in the real game, but in this game he's way too tanky.
>>554839358Not doing DoN, caligo is the last ED i haven’t beaten
>>554839554Yeah I'm sorry, in base game I'm afraid you're completely fucked teammate wise, you'll get gems of a teammate such as >>554839496
>>554839496I think dancer is harder
>>554839496the pillar thing is completely unnecessary. they absolutely do not test things at d5.
>>554805909Question, do the Night Boss affects the kind of relics you get a the end?
>>554839496cant remember the last time i fought mohg and he didnt die before his spears went off
>>554836949I've had perfect connections during the run but a laggy nightlord before yeah
>>554840034no its all random slop
>>554838974One was from Texas, one from Argentina.I'm in Ireland.Mystery solved, I suppose.
>>554840404I'm surprised that there isn't at least a slightly weighted RNG.>playing Scholar>5/10% chance to get relics from the "useful for Scholar" pool
gg ED horseglad you dropped that lorettas at some point, it's no fun trivializing the game with it
>>554839761fapping
Thanks for carry, Exec and Dutchess
gg gigahorsey thanks for the milicent hand ccutethe ritual shield ring was for you but raider yoinked it :p
>>554841625Get raided
>>554841625i had charged negation it's all i need i think it's my favourite negation to getdon't really need full hp if i'm not running rally
gg HEOI still hate those fucking random floor lasers
>>554836842Stop what I asked a question
Slow thread...
Slow...
And that’s a good thing. The faster a thread = the worse
Only losers are posting here instead of playing
>>554844260Generally yes, but there's a limit>>554844310I am a loser
gg mystery heolsterthe magma whip didn't seem like it was doing much damage the whole run, maybe dormant whips sucks...we could've won without that thing...forgo to take a victory pic
>>554845606gg i am very sorry but gremlin told me to TRY IT OUT NOW I DEBUFFED THE BOSS SEE HOW MUCH DAMAGE IT DOES
Does anyone here want me to queue?
>>554845763No
ive just been in a beastslopping mood lately. idk. its just fun making every thing die with one button
>>554845706but i had a cool holy holy halberd... it was not very good even with aff+6
>>554846057this but haloslop until they nerf it
>>554846250>until they nerf itgame has reached end of lifeits over
>>554846057everything dies to everything with one button nowtrying to find ethical builds is hard these days
darkbeasts fucking suckthank god the kirkhammer exists
>>554846502successive attacks undertaker is highly ethicalit's also highly boring, and pretty shit
>>554846984That is not how you spell wheel
How good is the stake driver? I've never seen anyone bring that thing up
If you insist on going to invader POIs, then at least wait for the whole team to rally. I don't know why you're triggering invasions alone while I'm searching for items.>hurr, you're taking too longI just found improve charge attack, and negate damage at full HP.Now the whole encounter is going to be hectic, because you wanted to rush ahead.
>>554848070too high skill for the average guy
>>554848204you sound trans
>>554848070In terms of raw pure efficacy it's pretty middling. It's just also cool as fuck.
>>554821909>Not Duchess trash>>554822024When you stop jobbing to D5
>>554848541Pinger
>>554848204I'm spawning them in because I'm not waiting on your ass and I'm curious if I can take the invaders without you here
wait kind of a crazy scholar relic
>>554848974Risking the run for your pride is foolish.
this hole is the only place that praises shit meme weapons like the reiterpallasch, stake driver and kirk memehammer
>>554846984The hammer was such kino. The combo move that leads into you detaching it is so orgasmically good.
gg ez hors. Beastslop is crazy for snowballing day 1>>554846250>>554846502haloslop and beastslop really crashed the economy. There's no way claw start isn't getting re-nerfed when they already nerfed pots, clearly they don't just want people breezing through day 1 & 2
use this slop
>>554849467the pot nerf really isn't that significant if it's actual 50 pots per personpeople were already filling their inventories with pots whenever they saw a pot lord in their teamit's still pretty fucking insane day 1 and 2
>>554842869Stop targeting erg girls
>>554849239I play for fun, and that has gotten me to 9999, not my problem
>>554851253All erg girls should be raped
>>554851437Except for me
>>554851863Why?
>>554849239>>554848204>daily creasy melty about ninvaderskino
I am going to die an incel
>>554852008Im a non target
>>554852070The guy rushed ahead, and then pinged multiple times in that "hurry up" cadence. Fuck him. Luckily it was only a single raider invader, so nothing went wrong this time. I even came fashionably late, by jumping into a spring, and crashing down on the raider with an R2. But still, fuck that impatient fuck. Like, I know where you are! Stop pinging like a faggot!
>>554852710If you're not a girl, you're not going to be raped, duh
>>554853102...
>>554853390Why are you ...ing me
gg church ratsthey almost had us
>>554846198holy shockwave is the weakest cr2, the one that does the holy explosion on hit is what you want
>>554851253I’m targeting anime girls not erg girls there’s a difference
gg arch tempered dogwe didn't use the halo shite istg
>>554854786O-ok
>>554854978I'm gonna join your games and slop everything to death
>>554852689i played through so mamy chalices (i just liked the damn game), got every uncanny weapon, several bloodrocks, almost every rune and when i finally got this ring the reward was nothing, i can't even give it to the doll
>>554855098Stop posting dead vtubers
>>554855098i was using beastslop sooo, sadly the only other good rev builds rn are gacha and zdps strenght
>>554855124You can try and give it to the Vileblood Queen fake fan anon,
>>554855187Your hammers/greathammers balanceslop strevenant Envoy's (Great)horn build?
>>554853390its okay youre beautiful just the way you arefuck the haters
>>554855330Sounds like gacha
>>554855330yeah that could work, the other build i've been considering, rev does get some nice weapon arts
>>554855124gemmy coded post
>>554855098I miss this sexxo owl so much why did you leave us cutie
gg horseythat was a very nice sword you dropped me thank you
cc get a fucking job you stupid neet tranny
>>554856285Hi
Dammit! I almost solod Libra on D3. The fight was going stellar. And then something clipped me. I don't know what. Just some random litter on the battlefield clipped my foot, and then while I was staggered, Libra pounced on me. It was a 1-2 instakill happened in a second.I wasn't planning on soloing. But I lost connection with my team midway through, and didn't want to risk exiting the game to find the expedition. So I just toughed it out, and everything was going smooth. But 1 little teeny tiny misstep, and it's all over.
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>554855148
>look up from my nightreign screen>"I FUCKING HATE HATE AI!!!!" *proceeds to stare at AI for hours*it's so fucking weird but nightreign sort of just comprises most of my daily existence now. Anyone else recently hit over 1k hours?I feel like I'll get bored, but I just keep fighting. I love this fucking game so much.
chalice dungeons are the coolest concept ever with the worst execution possible
>>554858175didn't ask
>>554857870im sitting at a 1.7k hours rn, been playing since launch
>>554857870what
gg giga libra sorry idk what was going on with the pings, i just wanted to copy muh vykes
This is the third fucking time I have had to carry 2 cocky chinks in ED Balancers because they don't think the worm does damage and their cheated relics will carry them forever
>>554858685I was attempting to communicate "Please allow me to duplicate your LLTBT item" through interpretive dance
>melting Adel>lv9Is it because I stacked Intelligence relics, or is sorcery busted?Speaking of stacking, a ritual only stacks if it's got a plus, not just for stats, yeah?
Wow this game died pretty bad, only posts I see while glancing are tranime avatarfaggot
>>554859012Before reaper balanceslop, sorcery was king. It was never nerfed, so it's still very, very strong due to it being ranged and thus having 100% uptime.
>>554859040avatarGODS are /erg/ culture faggot
class idea:>Rapist>specializes in the sleep status effect>proficient with heavy thrusting swords>passive gives him a bonus against female enemies
gg birdsi was ready for red birds too...
>>554859215Recluse feels cerebral, I know I'll never be the player that had magma sorcery for Everdark Sovereign Fulghor. But then, seems like the game only wants me to have Glintstone.
>>554859276
>>554859589gg balancersits never ed balancers when you have>multiple epic fullhp negation>nok buff>duplicator'ed items>good weapons/spells
>>554859276so triple rapists are going to be meta against balancers
>>554859756don't forget town merchant for a million shards and an infinite FP staff just in case
>>554859276Madison's new favorite character
>>554860347qrd on Madison?
>>554860447Lurk moar
I haven't seen the great hollow in the depths in 13 expeditions, and I'm mad. I want to play the level more. It should have a 1/3 chance of popping up.
>>554860648i've 3 in the past 10? gamesi hate it
>>554860648Agreed, fuck fromsoft
>>554860702because you don't play depth 5
Now what? Kinda bored of Nightreign
>>554860775i only play depth 5 tho
>>554860702That's how it should be.1/3 should be the base game map, with a random chance at one of the shifting earths.1/3 should be the DLC modified base game map, with a random chance at one of the shifting earths.1/3 should be the great hollow.
>>554860823i'm playing divinity 2
LFG
>>554860823the time to play nine sols is now
>>554860823Play Mon Hun Wilds
>>554860850eh i've grown to not hate the new map PoIs, mostly because they buffed invaders swamps although i do wish the swamps were more open? because no fucking way does anyone casually go to one even if they've got plenty of time because they give low quality loot orbs too for some reason
i find it weird they made starting spells since it's basically admitting the spell gacha sucks while leaving all the respecs hung to dry
>>554861072Grinding gogmazios is a fucking slog, you don't even get to use your weapon, literally slinger laser the fightWake me up even they drop G Rank
>>554860868sissy game>>554860969Already beat it>>554861072sissy game
>>554861228>beast rev gets to start with its best spell>carian recluse isn't allowed slicerunfair desu
>>554861238I agree.The fun is in the free challenges and finding your weapon
>>554860923>it's fucking terrible
>>554859276Raider ult spam build is the closest to a rapist we have available - not because it would be the best at rapping but because it's akin to erecting dildos all around the map and in everyone's faces
>Two baby libra's in a rowLame, GG. ISA Duchess seems fun.
gg smol goati was kinda scared not seeing a single lltbt passive :c
>Executors obsessed with parry that contribute jackshit to the team, not even bothering to revive>Raiders who have no fucking idea of what they're doing and 3 bar in every boss>Revenants who either melt shit or die instantly the second they get aggro>Halo/skill sloppers that literally don't know how to dodgeI wonder if D5 was better or worse before the DLC
>>554861475Starting sorceries need a rework all the base choices suck, if you go out of your way to get a starting with spell relic it says I'm planning on keeping this staff for a good while and you're willing to go that far you should have a good spell to work with.
>>554862768they can't rework them because people already have relics for them
>>554839496It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m47UTvc6eY
wat does lltbt gmean
>>554863131long live tight bussy transgirls
>>554863374amen brother
>>554860823‘tiff fc
>>554863374<3
I thought I would get bored of using suncatcher every match but no it's fucking peak
fuck off back to zorban's chat you obese rape victim
>>554864606me on the left
>>554864718thanks for reminding me that zorban is streaming
smee > zorban
>>554865336in terms of game skill definitely but in terms of streaming, no
oh my god zorban is so fucking bad
>>554860447Some homely girl terr is obsessed with just ignore posts mentioning it>>554860823>>554861260Do something better with your time, dummy
anyone queueing?
>>554863720>>554863374keep it in the ‘cord terrjeeta
>>554858464elden ring nightreign is my real life.I am le wydlerthat's who I ambut for some part of the day I pretend to be someone else because I have to and when I explore the world I decide to go back to my real life and become le wylder
Rate my chinkcore setupThe game really wants me to use her
>>554866460this, sometimes I have to logon to the outside server to do some quests for money and shit but when I'm done I come back to my real life of nightreign
>>554866473holy rev sexi've also started running defeating enemies again instead of more improvements, it's really comfy to ult and give damage every field bossjust don't like taking damage causes sleep buildup because it can cut you ulti time uptime from getting stunned
>>554805909> They gave fedoras to the Pthumerians.> They even built giant fedoras.Funniest bits from From character design?
yo this gameplay is flames
>>554866195guess not, i'm going to sleep.
>>554867539was considering it but we jobbed to adel and got eepy
>>554867382What's with the weird looking message at the end?
>>554866473You’d be better going for incantation or affinity attack than those slot 5 and 6 relics. It’s pretty underwhelming desu
>>554866195i'm trying to learn solo d5 so i stop jobbing...
>>554863131Less Likely To Be Targeted>>554861260Hating on Monster Hunter is very insensitive towards our thread groomers, xis. Do better.
it's unethical to play anything but solo in D1. none of these players deserve to even queue for base difficulty everdarks. they are so bad
>>554866473the third slot is pretty mid fr. especially if you aren't even running familly buff/ult buff/ghostflame on rev
>>554863131ydptg
>>554868270You Don't Play The Game
>>554867169They didn’t though>>554866460>>554866593Smelly thirdie posts
Gn to all the erg gamer studs sweet dreams
>>554863720unfortunately i'm not a neet nor do i think the walls are watching me so i can't play ds3 pvp
>>554867382>that lighting>that atmosphere>those reflective surfaces>those blood stains>that boss design>that arena>those scarf physics>that fashion>those animations VVVGHHHHH…. PVRE……… SOVVVLLLLLLL…….
>>554868135this but D3this week I had guys whom I needed to teach the tridents mechanic in Mohg's fight and other guys who 3-bared to regular Fulghor before he was at half HP
holy shit im sorry piqf i was completely braindead in that heolstor fight wow
Is playing beast claw rev fully degenerate activity?If so, how is playing dutchess not?
>>554868135Based. I knew it would be bad back in September because most of my play sessions in August were with absolute fucking skullfucked retards who I had to wrangle and drag to Nightlord OR hyper-autistic metafaggots who would do nothing but Evergaols and Chapels for days 1-2 and end us up with shit for weapons and no good passives. Then you gotta consider all the people who behaved so badly that I'd quit or throw the run. The bottom 50th percentile of NR players [those who don't or shouldn't play DoN] are disgusting retard faggots. In D4/5 that number changes to 30th percentile
>>554867829He's a fucking retard playing some shitty mod that tries to "Project Beast"-ify the whole game. God I hate mods that aren't for STALKER
>>554868580I just had some randos at D1 8bar during base augur. The worst part is that the pace compared to D5 erg runs is MIND NUMBING. they have no damage, die constantly, every fight takes forever it drives me INSANE.These people 100% are fresh off the boat from beating Heolster after being carried through the 7 other nightlords
>>554868554>>those animationsthe animations are ass it looks like her upper body is rotating without any movement in the lower bodyits unnatural as shit
>>554868731why would it be a degenerate activity? it's not cheating or anything (unless you did cheat in your relics.)if you turn it around, will people be impressed with someone who plays beast claw rev? the answer is definitely no.
Does zorban really hate us? He's kind of a griefer but honestly he's also kind of based
Finally beat a solo D5 with the scrubbiest build I can imagine: Exec double balancer, +curse sword, and ult on kills 0+1. No 10k crits, but crit+L2 still hit like a truck and I can still spam rob, plus I only need 5-6 kills to dog again so I can spam that too.
>>554869046I hate zorban for killing my 62 win streak and 3+ barring in basically every game I’ve played with him
>>554869026>spirit ashes: the character>entirely ranged spam>and yet, does more damage than most melee builds unless their build is really tuned and they're trying their tits off>0 RNG, every run is a guaranteeit's almost worse than halo slop, the only thing really grounding it is that rev medium rolls
>>554869046based on what
next time please reread your post and if you mention a streamer, dont post it. no one cares about eceleb bullshit
>>554869287>_<
>>554867382You found a way to not eat shit and get rollcaught, congrats.
>>554869198yes, it's way too good because it's guaranteed to pop off unless the player is dumb but i don't get the hate for it.as i said before, it won't impress anyone but it's not linked to abusing any bugs or exploiting loopholes so if anyone shows up with it in my games it's whatever. you do you, as long as you're not griefing or being annoying then it's fine.
>>554865426Even doe zorban doesn't 3bar to Libra anymore like terrjeet
>>554868420I hate trannies and women.
>>554869198The only thing that grounds it is that you almost never do crazy damage to the boss. Still good damage but nothing crazy.It's a very small tradeoff for what is a guaranteed win though unless you have a guardian on the team
>>554869198Recluse blasting crystal shotguns and then deleting the boss with auto-aim stars of ruin was a thing for far longer, and is still probably more effective.
>>554869803That's not what degenerate means DOOOOOOEever BEITNTLY sarr. He just means its lame. Which it kind of is. But it's fun to play.
>>554869803what are your thoughts on haloslop then
>>554870103Halokino is obviously fair, balanced, and completely based?
>>554870027i associate the word degenerate with more offensive things rather than simply being lame, he could've phrased that better.
>>554870189degenerate fits because a large part of the reason anyone is playing rev is the dirty doll feet
>>554870103it's simply the same? it won't make me think that the player is good but it gets the job done fair and square.as that other anon said, it's simply lame and i don't care if anybody plays it unless they are really annoying like spam pinging /slow playing etc.
>>554870184nta but it's that powerful by design, in contrast elden ring had to nerf L2 spam because of PvP
I use beast rev only against balancers, is that okay?
>>554807438>the movieGod willing they cancel that
> its another invaderslop episode
>>554870762The producer is a shitter. What are the chances they include a LMSH cameo with that in mind?
>>554870417that is surprisingyou say it's fine as long as they're not being annoying but them doing 90% of the nightlord's HP from a mile away and killing it before you even get to "fight" it is annoying to me
>>554870942what's lmsh?
>>554870942Does a Chris Pratt and has a two-minute-long intro scene where the audience is meant to clap.
How did duchessaars manage to trick /erg/ since game launch that ironeye was the only baby mode character when duchess is even easier?
>>554868420cute anon
>>554870942About 80% if we're being generousEven beyond that I'm fully expecting the entire thing to be Halo show tier
>>554871197Let Me Solo HerHe plays the game for other people and gets praised for it because 90% of the community is composed of tourists.
>>554870995you do have a point, but it's not like how sneedger used to delete things with the cheated power of marais stuff in his relics.like the game itself says go ahead, you can do that much damage for minimal risk so if anything, the hate should be directed at the devs who clearly didn't playtest this?honestly, we're all free to define things that annoy us so if it bothers you, why not block all these sloppers so you don't need to care about them ruining your games anymore?
GG ED Caligo, fire weapons are apparently for nerdsWe went around the ruins for a reason...
>>554871365>popular meme mascot character during the dark souls days was a guy who showed up uninvited to a shitter's world and 2shot him before mocking him for dying >popular meme character now is a guy who plays the game for youEmblematic of modern gaming desu ne
>>554871365>and gets praised for itAre you okay?
>>554870995Halo slop is completely justified against ED libra and ED balancers because both these fights suck ass and they deserve to be cheesed
>>554871440ggs rough day 1 I died trying to get my runes in the rain because of the dogshit respawn location in that crystal map, at least I got it back in the end but it took up half the day lmao
Literally the bare minimum tarnished edition needs to do is put the nightlords in actual ER but the only reason it's taking so long is because it runs at a smooth and silky 20 FPS on the Switch
>>554871365Oh I remember that. Was funny for a second but the moment they turned it from the funny general concept of a dude killing bosses for shitters into an individual, it became absolute cringe.But yeah the fact that killing a boss with more health in one of the most popular games of the past decade is worth of worship from le epic gamers is pretty symptomatic.
>>554807438I'm trusting and my hopium valves are turned up to the max because this would be so good it's insane
>>554871540Fuck, you lost all of them? Damn. I wanted to pull back but I was on my last flask and no way in hell could I get you up without going down myself.
>>554871876That random Lucatiel cameo in the screenshots has always been pretty strange for something that's just supposed to be a port, also another one shows an area that I don't think I ever saw before and I have like 580 hours in ER
>>554871532Thanks for the justification but I'm also gonna use it everywhere else except horse
>>554871942nah I got all of it back it just took a few trips
Mon ami.Clair Obscur: Expedition Twah-twah!
>>554870995Post play history and prove that you actually play and aren't just a contrarian shitposter whining about current good thing.
>>554872463Expedition tro troah
>>554870995this is just elden ring all over againplay one way and you dont do enough damage, play the optimal way and people complain you do too much damage. kekkity kekkity kek
I'm going to do some vc runs with random normies from the official elden ring discord soon. I'll let you guys know how it goes
>>554871242
>>554870669Yes kitten>>554871242Don't worry exejeet is now a fraudalent babymode character thanks to all the affirmatibe action he got
>>554870669I was like that at first but I used her for almost every run today
>>554870669>>554873385> entry drugs
Why would you let some losers on the internet police what you can and can't play? Just do what you want you beta fucks
Beast claw cuts fuckers in half
>>554873632Revenant players are all massively homosexual autogynephilic faggots so their opinions are easily swayed by a little force
>>554873632>do what you want (haloslop)>get mass blocked>now forced to play with laggy cheating xi jinpingsare you a woman? since you dont understand the concept of consequence
>>554873802Impossible. It doesn't even go through the backstab multipliers!
>>554873632as you can see the game meta janny gets upset by that, so... be better
>>554873842You're telling me a jenny autophellatiated this?
You think you're good at the game because you reached d5? Try reaching just d4 while playing with chinese niggersIt's so annoying waiting to play the game because if you play too early you'll get 2 retards that get 3 bar'd 1 minute into the Gnoster, literally fucking how>turn off cross region matchmaking retardI did and it doesn't fucking work
>>554874058That matchmaking setting is only for playing with japan
>>554871242>duchessaars
>>554873859the queues are long enough as they are no one is gonna block you for playing a non-grief build
GG regular balancersWhat was up with the church run on day 2? Just wanted more flasks for ED Balancers? Also beast claw is so retardedly broken.
get blocked
>>554873802but unironically
>>554874493I would rather play with caster raiders and greatbow birdjeets than troonoscythe users
>>554874762>>554874859Zdps brats. You need correction.
>>554874903the only anon that needs one is >>554873385
>>554874058i reached 9999 with chinese randoms, twice now.
>>554870669It's the best thing to use against them. 2 casts to kill them and hitting multiples at once and Sebastian holding aggro while you hit all of them, it's perfect. You also duck under so many grabs and attacks while using Beats Claw by Dre. >>554873385Build? For the "Build?" list?
>>554875149cuts fuckers in half.
built for blackblade kindred
>>554875124It's hard playing solo on 3 man difficulty, respect
>>554875423Very nice. Very impressive. Getting goals, invaders and family buff in there is amazing.
>>554874591gg, idk thought we would 2 bosses in northwest corner but piquf wanted to be extrasafe for balancers i guess
>>554875545>dormant twinbladeskek. at least you have more stuff to pass to your team I guess. I honestly barely use any of the seals that drop for me besides pocket sand.
>>554875689Yeah since I'm only using my starter spell it's whatevs. I just pass them along or keep one with a good passive to revive with lol. >I honestly barely use any of the seals that drop for me besides pocket sand.Same. Even when I get rock it still does less damage than claw, so I just throw a few for fun.
>>554869052I just realized I can't beat D5 solo without some sort of scrubby build. It's either fists CR2 spam, crystal spam, ironeye or any post-buff executor build.
>>554875953Its called a good build because you're a logical player and not some memelord who lives on internet validation from strangers who thinks you have to play dogshit and win.
>>554875953Fists are kino
is 6x lowhp completely necessary for lowhp build or is there anything else good
>>554875423>What if I give myself scuffed relics to throw people off my cheating kek
>playing elden ring>it's another catacombsugghhhhhhhhh>it's another catacombs with a chariotUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
>>554876279Please don't report me!
>>554876392Sorry ender sissy, you're getting reported next time I see you
>>554805909>People come up with that “BB English is wrong”>when it was Sony who paid for the Japanese VA and people can't understand the lexical differences between Japanese and Western languages.With the exception of maybe DES. You won't get any more information from the Japanese text. It's a crazy headcanon that people created to squeeze more information out of the games. From already gives us enough through visuals.
>>554876392You're only getting reported if you like boys. If you like girls you get a pass.
gg smol goati will never forgive ironeye for not taking that jar cannon
>>554876795LMAO I'm not taking resistances down on (potentially) ED libra, sorrythe buffs on it were very juicy tho
>>554876795H-hi...
crossbows/ballista character when?
>>554876969Guardian is perfect with dormant ballistas and lltbt stacking
>>554853390PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET RAPED GET RAPED GET RAPED
>>554876969you know I've got some pretty nice crossbow relics, maybe i should try a build
>>554877245stop being such a silly billy or I'll turn you into a serious ben
Dmg reduction on reloading jar canons when
>>554877275Rapist
>>554877347full support scholar kino
>>554877472their preferred pronoun is "jeet" you bigot incel chud
>>554877245just rolled this lmao
Splurt
lltbt teammate on godskin duo is rapecrossmap fireball when I'm 10 times as far from the other one
why do people watch lantic?zorban I get because he's bad at the game and it's hilarious to watch him eat shit in D2 but lantic just gets on every day and streams him and two sweaty backup dancers win every game with metaslop
>>554877950Want me to stream!
>>554878038only if your comically bad or no hitting D5 ED at lvl 1
evendoe we have our own gawdlike streamer
>>554877950He's hot, his voice is hot, he's good at the game, he doesn't care that you say weird shit or make fun of him. It's a very cozy stream.
>>554877950Lantic isn't even good, he's a shitter like dudleyOur C-tiers are better than them
>>554807438The Tarnished Edition is taking so long because the Switch 2 is a weak piece of shit that can barely run non-open world games at full 1080p/60fps and needs fake frames and fake resolutions to give its retarded consumers the illusion that the games they're playing on it runs well.Reminder that Dark Souls 1 """"Remastered"""""" is still capped at 30fps on Switch 2!
>>554877245>>554877660I'm ready. I even have Beast Claw in there incase I don't get a good Jar Cannon or I don't have openings to shoot.
>>554878532I’ve only ever watched him once and he 7 barred to ED bugs
>>554878532dont talk about yourself in third person, zorbterr
>>554878532lol
>>554878826cheating troon setup
>>554879240Jealous lowercase anon is cute!
you are my best friends
i only watch smee_73
Yes sir we hit these!
Embarrassing jeet webm
>>554879605Where you saved by balancers at the end
>>554879565xhe sucks and boring, so I stopped
>>554879605>perfectly parry hits>still lose stamina
leave jeet merchant and his bad webms alone i think they're cute
>>554879726seathe deflect
>>554879452local cinnamon roll unable to describe anything as anything besides "cute"
>>554879812never played sekiro?
Finally got 9999 now what anons? Just have some joy and whimsy and do meme builds?
>>554880258Carry D3 anons to D5 then kiss them
>>554880258I was thinking about making a dual wielding dagger guardian build since I think it looks cool
>crystal build>don't get crystal shartits more common than you think
>>554880310I don't think I'm good enough to carry though...
>>554880758if only she looked like that
>>554880593These are the people demanding that you give the monetary gifts for working that specific type of job
>>554880593>check forts and swamps>check shops>have dormants stavesNot an issue for me desu
>>554881186>Check forts and swampsAnon you can't just take a side tour or take your team through confusing and complex pois
>>554881295I can and I will split because I believe in my friends
>>554879918Charming anon is charming!
>>554881361They will hate you for it
>>554880258I kinda feel the same, I'm one of the worst players here but just wanna try different characters and builds but I'm afraid of getting blocked if we lose one too many times because of that
>>554882076>just wanna try different characters and buildsstop putting so much value in depths score and reset to 2-34-5 is not balanced in the first place, much less for unfamiliar, unoptimized meme builds.
>>5548823215 is the perfect level for erg
>>554883074Maybe for the top 20% who carry the other 80%
>>5548823214 is like BARELY manageable. Then 5 becomes "did I get multiple damage negation bubbles?" "Oh I didn't well this sucks!"
>>554882076same anon, same. thankfully my idea of memeing doesn't trigger the people here who are forced to carry me.
>>554883074>This is what top 1% thinkThis is why we should eat them all.
>>554882321I'm not worried about score per se, but I do worry about derankinggetting to 9999 gives you plenty of room to lose points, but just losing over and over again is not fun at all even with meme builds, at least for me
>>554883359this is just the opinion of our autism club, the normies can have different opinions and enjoy their time at D3 and thats fine, we just play with different people.
>>554883359EAT THE RICHVOX POPULI, VOX DEI!
>>554883464>DEII don't know what you're talking about but its probably gay and bad
>>554883630idk is god gay and bad? maybe.
It really is the best feeling not having my summons die in 1 hit to random bullshit in the field. This was all I was asking for and they actually delivered. Thank the lord.
>>554883385thinking about it, it's because I'm a bad player that I get so much value out of a depths winif I was able to solo-carry trio games I figure it'd feel like nothing special and I wouldn't come back as often
can't believe the golden order was brought low by marika shattering her elden ring (hymen)
>>554883197dont worry trooner lillies is one of the ones getting carried
>>554884216yeah she had like 5 virgin births by then, truly surpassed the Blessed Virgin Mary.
>>554883630>DEI>Play games made by AsiansI'll never understand this separation. Like, in real life, Asians face so much racism, maybe it's the white pandering in their media that shields them from further attacks, whitey loves to be pandered to. End of rant. Anyway, I like that Chalice Dungeons bosses don't have the restand mechanics that most main bosses have. It's annoying when I've done my OHKO build or am in the middle of a combo and the game repositions the boss after the cutscene. Fuck cutscenes, worst mechanics ever.
>>554883630>yasuke Nigreign edition
>>554883359I'll eat xher if you catch my drift
>>554883917please sit on my face revcutie
>>554884743I'm trying to be serious anon!
>>554884391she got other girls pregnant for those
>>554884946is radagon a butch?
>>554884428Far too clean to be an indian, he's just a person with white features that had his skin recolored to be darker just like Recluse
how much murk you guys got
>>554884918I'm serious too! I love Revenants and you should smother my face with your cute butt!
>>554883917>>554884918why is revenant like this
>>554885259Get your head out of the gutter anon!
>>554878532Bitch do you simp for every streamer
>>554885348Out the gutter into Revenant's thighs!
>>554885348is gutter what you call your butt? maybe you need to clean that shit
A nigger killer is joining the queue
>>554885403I only simp for Zorban. Lantic is for bullying. The rest I enjoy watching.
>>554885568
>>554885568Is this sludge? he kills off his recluse every day
recluse is not black
>>554885162Delicious exejeet cope, your guy is literally a brown furry and a cross-dressser and gets a buff after being poisoned and rotted (including shit pots) he revels in shit much like an Indian
>>554885778recluse is blackI love it
>>554885647Would you simp for me if I started streaming NR?
>>554885835Recluse paizuri
>>554885835nagatoro isn't black either
>>554885865Yes. Stream for us.
>>554885410Anon I'm serious!
>>554885835>posts a tanned nip that leftists screech is whitewashed once they see the tan gone
>>554814667>the sun to her moonThat's very romantic, but if you don't go int you can't use your wedding sword.
I used to stream NR and one time I got raided with like 30 people, and I was jobbing so hard to sentient pest and they all left so I stopped weeh, was so humilliating
>>554885961that's not what japanese look like anonin fact that is pretty much the opposite of what asians look like
>>554886072Do you like like that? They wouldn't have cared if so.
>>554886142Yeah but she's not black either... at least she looks like a spic or med without the tan...
>>554886201ok fair
why are 2 fat bald indian men posting little anime girl images at each other and calling each other cute?
>>554886174I'd like to use a model but I'm too poor to run NR + vtuber
>>554885865Are you a pretty girl? Or can you at least trick me into thinking you are?
I love brown and mixed race black girls so much bros they are the best.
>>554885912Indeed
>>554886250Brahmin cultureYou wouldn't get it untouchable.
>trishjeet cope postYou will never be white.
>>554868746>Then you gotta consider all the people who behaved so badly that I'd quit or throw the run.fucking based, sometimes you just gotta throw a game to teach a teammate not to be a fucking moron>D4 fulghor>balancer raid at lvl 4>deal with it and ping an invader PoI>circle began to move but there's still time to go there>manage to kill the invaders with teammate but eventually we get swarmed and 1bar>meanwhile recluse teammate is off fighting a minor boss near a church>now we lost 1 level, the runes were absorbed by mobs and can't get the loot because the PoI is now in the rain>teammate drops his equipment and starts rage-pinging, I do the same>recluse pings the castle as if nothing happened>we point down at them every time they die until we throw at the night bossthat game was salvageable, but there's no point in playing with a teammate that doesn't want to take the lead but is also not willing to follow others
>>554886506Whitey
gg
Our Executor left ;_;
>>554886721BWC-slave
I mean... damn that was scuffed at least for my drops but we made it :Dgg ed goat + hollow forma de grande
>>554886797I would too desu
>>554886846gg always ed when you dont want it to be
>>554886846Stop gg’ing rando games here
>>554886846steam?
so it's really just 10 different people playing here huh
no they're all me
>DeflectIt's actually a shield with parry, right? I assume there's some things it can't block, but, mechanically, it's a shield that has Ash of War: Parry.
>>554887215Yeah, accept it's infinitely easier
>>554887170Hmmm we average 20 different people playing every week, some more than others
>>554887215no it isn'tyou can deflect any source of damage except grab
>>554887273except* and what this guy said >>554887346
>>554887105 It doesn’t help that mellow kept blocklisting everyone
This map seems designed by a sadist. I basically have to look at my map a lot more, yeah? Can you study maps at the Roundtable?>>554887273>it's infinitely easierThe window seems generous, I wouldn't consider myself decent at parrying (Carian Retaliation).>>554887346>you can deflect any source of damage except grabI saw someone deflect Straghess' roars.
>>554887509The only guy anyone here has blocked is tr*sh
D0 ED Balancers are quite easy especially solo. I've only gotten hit by the worm and that was because I was on the edge of the arena
>>554887638Ill have u know mellow unblocked meh, i am ze Unblocked
>>554887215you're a retard
What are the best builds for solo Bird in D5?
>>554887771thicc thighs saves lives
>>554888459Finally some good fucking food.
>>554887273>>554887346Forgot to thank you.
they call me the pee machine
I still don't know how to route ze Hollows
is guardian good for depth 5 now?
>>554889721>is guardian goodno
>>554889680Duchess using one of those butt slam Ashes in the coming bikini armour skin
>>554889721>>554890310tbf he can do damage with double balancers and quality respec (but so can anyone really)
why so dead??????
>>554855289>>554855538>he thinks i didn't knewwhy do you think i called it useless? stupid cunts
>>554890889white people are at work, its 14:00 middle of the day
>>554891123>working on saturdays
>>554889721yes
sorry i have 0 full hp negation
Do the balancers get tankier and tankier as the fight goes on? I couldn't kill them in one combo any more and then they just poise fuck me
welp... gg fulghor nice try i also had 0 negations.
you should have stayed with us naefy
>losing to Fulghor in 2026 Name check?
>>554891938>losing to horse in 2026
>>554891996sludge merchantnaefytrish
what's the point of putting dormant powers colossal weapons on raider?
>>554891938yeah I ran the wrong way sorry I was one comboing them with the RoB spam and restaging through their attack until one survived and shit on me
>>554892118it doesn't hurt anything to have it and it cancels out other dormant powers if its above them
>>554892118It works to get a specific category of big weapon
gg balancers
>>554892118doesn't he have a combination of Great Axes/Great Hammers/Colossal Weapons as his default dormant
do I just dodge balancers from now on?
>>554892406GG Super Sayan Blue balancers.Absolutely decimated them with 3k damage shield crash.
>>554892526I've been dodging d5 balancers ever since the second wipe. It's just too fucked up and the strat to beat them is so lame.
>>554892406>>554892535ggs, and that shield crash did some crazy dmg
>>554892535and that blocks while attacking? ive never used greatshield memes but seems like a solid strat for them
>>554892526
>>554892526name?
>>554892526it's a very poorly designed boss where it feels like the only way to win is to stall, and keep stalling so maybe?we almost had it that game though, 2 of us had no full HP negation yet we still made it to the last round of red balancers.
Balancers is SO lame... they know since dark souls 2 DLC that people hate gank bosses... it's the only boss I actively dislike rn
>>554892829nice saggers ma'am
>>554892724shieldcrash is good against stuff that gets staggered like small to medium human-sized enemies, if something doesnt flinch from being hit then its unusable as you will just slide past them when their model moves
>>554892743The only thing I can parry is a crucible knight in solo>>554892826Yeah this was about the only time I survived the worm phase like ever
>>554892829Sorry what did you say? I was too busy looking at your boobs.
>>554892724Yeah, it also blocks during the L2, I was pleasantly surprised.That's the first time I used it, and I'm tempted to do a greatshield build only for balancers lol.>>554892874It was not a problem against draconic sentinel, demon princes, etc...
>>554892073>all shittersI can believe it.
>>554892851Thanks I suck on them for milky snack between runs
>>554892526If you don't have the firepower to kill them as they come you're going to have a bad time.
>>554892724Yes just be careful because it takes a fair bit of stamina to pull off as you see in >>554892985, and if they attack into you the rules of blocking in general apply.
>>554893091can I have some milk too?
>>554892958>its not a problem against giant stationary hitboxesretard
>>554893257>No no you don't understand it's bad because you can't hit dogs with itOK
>already pissed off (randoms are dogshit)>error you are no longer banned please wait 60 seconds to be traced you can now request captcha, which is now worse than beforecapture your dick in a bear trap. this site is dead.
>>554893250Only if you drop me good loot
>knocked back down to depth 3 for the 3rd time because of chink cheaters 3barringit's all so tiresome
>>554893532haven't you claimed you're gonna leave /erg/ like 5 times by now
>>554893091>>554893250
>>554893603>>554893852I love erg girls
>>554893532go away for fuck's sake you're not welcome here
Is improved [Dex/Arcane, reduced Vigor] good for Executor since anything will oneshot me on later depths anyways?
>>554894161i don't see the point, how much damage can you really squeeze out, i'd rather just have funny arcane for that 3rd proc
>>554894161depends on your other relics, its good with synergy
>>554894161It’s fine, but it’s better to stack Phys+4 x3 on your deep relic for the same damage boost, and you get those buffs right from the start of the game. Meanwhile, with the respec relic, you’ll only fully utilize its potential at level 15.The only thing missing is more arcane, but since he already has an S in arcane, it will essentially make no difference.
>>554894161>execDogshit by default
>>554817648The only time I have lost to the bugs in untold number of attempts was some fag using the griefbow
>>554892526I dodge the balancers because of this shit. It’s basically the only boss where you can die night 1 and -800 too
>dodging the only hard fight in the gamepantone 448 C coded
>>554895465Practinx moment
gg goat
I keep queueing and I don't want to wait and just get horny and close the game
gg goat that was definitely a run of all time
>>554895703>>554895780hardcore goat gamingI was hoping for ed, wanted to try Carian Retaliation on the duchess condemned(assuming she had spells)
>>554894161The other effect that increases hp and end is a lot better now if you're building for skill damage or crits, not just the hp but also the extra endurance. Also dog hp is your base hp multiplied, so anything that boosts vigor makes it a lot tankier
>>554895843ngl it was pretty funny how i was cucking you out of your crucible knight parries with the dragonking cragblade jump r2
>>554895984meh i had LLTBT anyway, trying to parry with that is pointless since you lose agro after one attackYou sure did stunlock him pretty good though
>>554895551Someone was praising him for not dodging earlier and then he immediately dodged the next balancers lmao
cant blame people for dodging balancers. they really shouldve made the blood worm something you actually fight instead of just avoid the same sequence verbatim 3 times.
good negation poor weapon allotmentgg
@mellowWhen are you going to clear your blocklist? Enough time has passed let bygones be bygones
>>554896691gg melee squad
>>554896751>let bygones be bygonesKill yourself.t. not Mellow
>>554896751who is this? i've unblocked a lot of people recently aside from those who were overly rude.
> baby dog> ed balancers (hollow)> baby dog> ed balancers
>>554896879>those that were overly rudeSuch as?
deflect heolster and eat ground aoe award
>be annoying foid and clog up the queue wait times because your fee fees got hurt outside of the game lol
dont deflect during the ground aoe phase, parry instead
>>554897350This you.
>>554897353>parry instead Only Wyldaryans can do that thoughbeit, exejeets were designed to job at that point in the fight and get carried in the final stretch by the real characters.
>>554896879>>554896769You block people because...they were rude? I don't think anyone recognizable has ever been rude to you. Like how would you even know?
>>554894161>execGawdlike by default. I recommend not using the respec if you are just learning the character and instead go for the phys atk relics. Healing roar has saved me many runs by allowing me to rez 3bars with it
>mellow acting like one of those chicks in the marvel rivals tournamentBAN WOMEN FROM GAMING NOW
>>554897917They post a melty after the run
>>554897917nothing wrong with blocking weird and rude people
mellow is cute and I like playing with her!
>>554898275stfu gremlin you cringe faggot, keep your dumb bitch in check
>takes 20 seconds for orbs to appearholy shit you chinese fucks, pay for that fucking game booster service you guys need to have a decent latency at least
>>554897917Love to see hater faggots like you>BUT BUT IF U LE BLOCK EVERYONE U WILL NOT HAVE ANYMORE PEEPOO TO PLAY WShut your bitch ass up lil bro, been blocking every griefing faggot since elden ring and it carried over to nightreign, and actively avoid randoms, if we do play with one and they show they're retarded they get added to the blocklist. I still get matchesGet banned from my matchmaking
I thought gremellow broke up
gg horse nice and comfy run
>>554898190I'm pretty sure no one complains or ever calls out mellow after a run though. I think he's just one of those trannies who quietly block people after a loss.>>554898263You sound like a bitch made faggot.
>>554898374if the the first chest i open in the match takes longer than 2-3 seconds to pop out the loot i just leave the match.
>>554898502gg horse uhh I really thought divine fortification was an aoe holy defense buff around yourself lol
>>554898450They linked up again. Need it and keep it.
>>554898425You understand there's a difference between blocking for "being rude" and griefing, yes?
this is too easy
>>554898542Oh I just gather for any golden buffs, need them>>554898741people here are just too good and you get used to it... yesterday I played with randos and they both 3 barred to fulghor at 50%, they're the real nightlords
>>554898887no I mean I trolled you guys for a second, pinged and did the buff and it was for self only
>>554898887How much was the guard boost buff for Guardian?
smee stream?
>>554899040>GuardianI wouldn't know anything about that I have 3 guardian gamesgross
>>554899240>>554898887>>554898275>>554897917>>554896769>>554893852>>554893603>>554892906>>554892829Sex with these anons
>>554899296Mating press sex with animeposters
>wanting to watch execheat gameplay when an honest bird is streaming
>>554899492sauce on cheating?
The tranime avatarfag poster is boring.Post good shit from pixiv or fuck off retarded tranny
>>554899564they literally cheat by using the "practice" mod, imagine calling out people like that>>554899638well good thing nobody posts for you retard
>>554899638that's trish he's a confirmed latinxit would be better if he left forever
>>554899564>practice mod>healing while surgesprinting>deflect stacking (dishonest)>>554899571He's literally playing right now, but you sound upset terrjeet >>554899703Not that different from exejeet gameplay thoughbeit
>>554899727nuh uh I'm not trish I'm terr
>>554899564meant to say his gf is cheating on him which is why he’s been having nonstop meltdowns.
>>554899789deflect stacking?
>>554899789haha holy seethe what in the heeell
I'd preffer someone cheating marais and grafted on their relics than a freere*gn "practicer""""", at least relic cheaters are upfront about it
>>554900337is looking at spreadsheet cheating now? they're basically the same thing.
>brute forcing muscle memory outside of the game is the same as looking at numbers lol
>>554900584wish people would stop dodging balancers, i'm getting rustygg
Playing the practice mod is pretty cringe thoughIt's like the souls equivalent of doing Aim Trainer. But you're playing a pve coop game lmao
the team that will save erg...
>>554900337that's like saying no-hit speedrunners are cheaters because they practiced all the enemy movesets before the run, which would be a weird stance take
>>554900678>>554900337I'd argue that some of you C tiers need to use it more so you can stop 3barring all over the place
>>554900780Nightmare lobby wtf
>>554898425Blocking soulless gankers in vanilla really paid off in Nightreign I feel like
>>554900780noooo I missed the ducky queue :( see you on manta's stream I guess
>>554900819I play for fun not to adhere to any schizo standard u have
>>554900868It's a culmination of time and work put together. I wouldn't expect retarded 4channers to know anything or feel pride
Deep of Night sweats, please carry me through Everdark Sovereigns ;_;
is there a new cheat meta or something? ran into a chink executor who procs stacks of healing every time he gets hit but he has nothing related to healing in his passives and relics
>>554899789>what is alt tabbing retard.
>>554900996you're a retarded 4channer
>>554901173>alt tabbing in the middle of Mohg boss>got BTFO and seethes >makes up some cope headcannon copeKino. Stay mad fag.
i think all of you are exceptionally intelligent
>>554901119>cheating and still 3barringthats rather embarassing
>>554901383I am genuinely not, at least not anymore
Disregarding buffs, should I be aiming to power stance or two-handing on Undertaker?
>>554901119No, that's just your average exejobber gameplay.
>>554901515Tell the ai that Ranni has 4 arms
>>554901515>>554901605can you help me cum?
>>554900987>not 3 barring is schizophrenicInteresting cope
I liek anon
>>554901556twohand fists
>>554901643
>Undertroon + Fists
>>554890326>Duchess>not Undertaker that has optimal stats and ass for Erdtree Slam
>yet another thread headed to archive for the ergiesdsg won
>>554901830thank you
>>554902223Anon, that manga had a light-haired character in the bikini armour, you can tell because it's white and not black. There is also a non-golden butt slam ash. >underfraudLiterally no ass and the Nun outfit is doing all the work.
>>554902058bitch you want your 300 bucks or not?
>>554902320
>>554902058>best relic of the character has a successive attacks boost>but she has too low stamina to spam dual colossal jump attacks>fists scale with STR, build up combos fast, and consume little staminaThe fact that this relic exists and her special hammer moveset doesn't have multihit R1/R2s is a massive oversight.
>>554899198later im working rn
>>554901345mysterious ESL post
>>554902620>non-responseI accept your concession.
>>554902820retarded ESL post
nothing wrong in esl
>>554902820no you outed yourself as a brown ESL so I don't have to take you seriously at all
>>554902854>>554902943No, you made a claim that you couldn't backup and are hyper-focusing on a typo as a way to deflect. As I said, I accept your concession, thredshitter-anon.
>>554902943Poor guy is going on his brown loops again. Anons programmed him too well.
>>554902618>responding to your own falseflaglol
Sorry Adel team. I must have put retard juice in my coffee this morning. I'd like to blame it on no HP+ or damage negation drops but it was 80% me
>>554903943Learn the fight next time
>>554903943you're fine though I did ping like 3 different full damage negation drops for you. You didn't pick them up so I figured you already had something
>still 1/3 after 20 minsthe blocked
>>554904131nyame?
>>554904214Anonymous
I only play with randos since erg threw a melty over haloslop
>>554904214troon merchant
translation>im forced to play with random chinese because im mass blocked for haloslopping
>>554904331You are going to trigger the lolcow that tries to force himself on you.
>>554904451Too late
oh great this schizo is back, yay....
>>554904451He's going to start crying about anons noticing soon.
Aaaah fuck greg, he made me queue my input from his roar and get rollcaught, and idk the timing for the second nuke at all, it's so weird
>anons>lolcowwelcome back dragonirian schizo, been a while
>>554904839whats that?
>>554903475>doesn't realize it was more than just a typostop digging your own grave this is just getting sad
>>554904821Both times are when the floor is glowing
>>554904879He never answers because he doesn't mean to mention it to begin with. Its programming bro.
>>554904821the input queued roar dodge gets me way too often
https://youtu.be/J1wlLKMtFYE?si=E7MkUsMuGeNRe6LJ&t=917 fucking weird timing
manta is streaming!!!
>>554905245trishjeet if you are going to spam content from your fellow nons at least absorb the info yourself and practice what you preadch sista
>>554905324I'm not a dishonest freereign practicer like you
why are you guys such simps
>>554905694Based streamer culture enjoyer femanon
>>554905694cute girls are cute
>>554905694They won my spot over we're even worse than you think
>>554905694Anons got bored of carrying (You) in D5 so they now need someone even worse.
>not even 5 minutes into the run and manta is already 3barsgood luck shifty and nae
>>554905792im A tier doe
>>554905886It's ok shifty has nae that's already way more powerful than the average manta simp
>>554902058Yeah no, fuck hammers and fuck colossals with their weird angles, her stamina's too low for colossals anyway, also i fucking hate non Recluse casters to be honest, I hate having to manage mana because I don't have cheated relics to one shot shit
>>554869000You’re objectively wrong it’s smooth and follows a natural rhythm of direction
>>554906112fists are literally just the best meele weapon, feels kinda bad to use even
>>554871876>>554870762refer to >>554823408>>554878813>>554871663thisfinally some people with their heads on straight not blinded by delusional coping
>>554906096So true... so fucking true.
>>554904451You made him upset be careful
>>554902058I personally love hammers and want to use them as much as I can, but they are bad. Her best hammer has her spamming charged heavies and her arcane is bad for the blood hammers.
>>554906542everyone 3 bars, those screenshots don't mean anything gay schizo
>>554906593His life is being upset I didn't do anything. Can't wait for him to try and make a fc that doesn't fire kek.
>>554874349Terr doesn’t do that retard he worships turd dicks
>>554906542Naefy is good
>>554902618You don’t work retard you’re a brown neet who spends all day on this website shitposting>>554902283Won a big fat Dravidian penis up its butt maybe
>>554906542Is there anyone whose 3 bar you don't have?
>>554876392Cute!!! Post this as a gif pls :3
>>554899296>>554899491I beat you to it they belong to my Big Alabaster Pole get over it
>>554904879You know how terr used the sneedger name to false flag for a while? He used dragonirian on /v/. Him and his discord do it all the time as a known gimmick when anons are making fun of them.
>>554906237I love being able to actually use R2s and R1s, the trade off is the range and the abhorrent L2s fist weapons have, if anything all the other short shitty weapon categories should be like fists or at least the clubs from base ER
>>554878532truththis hurt terr’s feelings because no one ever has or ever will say this about him
>>554897648Truth nuke that hurt xhis feelings. Nice work.
schizo tierlist?
>>554906825Anyone who hasn't appeared on stream because he's a schizo thread reader who doesn't play the game
>>554907089Terr is a cutie. I love watching him deflect everything.
>>554878532One time I was giving lantic advice that you can actually normal sprint when using "guarding with staff increases casting speed/damage" and he was like BRO THIS SHIT IS AS SLOW AS WALKING, stupid ass response and since then I don't watch anymore. When streamers surpass 100+ viewers they get rude
The 5 weakest characters get double line relics to balance them out.
>>554907647>rev>among the 5 weakest>is actually the second strongest character
>>554907647The Revenant one is pretty trash
im going to go jerk off i think
>>554907590>normal sprint>BRO THIS SHIT IS AS SLOW AS WALKINGIt's astounding how many people playing Nightreign haven't even played base Elden Ring or other souls games.
>>554884408Asians love Whites. That’s why they pander to them. This reads like third worlder seethe. And yeah CD bosses are complete and utter kino despite what shitters try to say.
>>554907821to?
>>554892829>>554893091Made for feeding white children
>>554907821tfw no erg husband to drain his dong after a run...
/erg/ Nightreign Valentines Day SpecialOnly Duos are allowedYou either pass queue or add someone from /erg/ to be your Valentines Day Event Partner and post screenshots and a small story after each win or lossSave the Date February 14
>>554907590Stupid himbo Lantic needs to be corrected. This is why you bully him and all streamers above 100 viewers.
>>554888459Wylder’s harem prepping each other for the breeding sesh
>>554907920audio only futa cumflation
>>554883464Sybau>>554883783That connection probably wasn’t intentional on their part but it does make it all the more damning for them
>>554908079will you marry me?
this is the last thread say goodbye everynyan
nt mystery bloodworm, this is like the 3rd time I've faced it on depths so I kept downing like a retard sorry
>>554885790got his ass there he’s not recovering from that one
>>554892829Ganks are actually fun in NR and, personally, its the way they should had gone, or at least tried, to increase the difficulty of the game instead of making everything a one shot
>>554885778This. She’s unironically closer to Indians in features.>>554885835>>554885961>>554886142Nagatoro looks pretty close to what some Okinawans look like. Those guys get weirdly brown/dark. Also plenty of jungle Asians/SEAmonkies can have similar complexions.
finally made it to depth 4 only with pubs, with a cheating chink every gamewhy do they always have the almost exact same cheated relic setup?
whoever dodged depth 4 mystery thingy is a COWARD
>>554907647Those relics are mostly shit though.Only Wyld and Guardian's are any useful, but neither are really optimal like Undertaker's necklace.
>>554908225name?
>>554908225Only if you have a big fat gamer cawk!
>>554886352>>554886250don’t talk about yourself in third person
>>554886815xhe’s such a closeted slut for it it’s crazy…
>>554908481holy obsessed
>>554908492my b but I don't feel like playing a d4 match
>>554908582terr
>>554908481Living near china must be suffering. I feel for you asian or oceanic scumbro.
wyldjeets are the most embarrassing group of players ever
>>554908646idgi
>>554908904I'm from Latin America and I get paired with chinamen, south koreans and italians all the time
>>554908904i'm in europe and i get chinks almost every game, and they lag like shit
exejeets are the most embarrassing group of players ever*
>>554908904there are exactly two server groups:JP connection with Matchmaking Restricted turned on in in-game optionsThe rest of the world.
>>554908603mines pretty big but it'd still get lost in that boobage
>>554907561You don’t have to say that because you feel bad we know it isn’t genuine he did this to himself don’t worry about it
I'm so sorry shifty I went into day 2 with no flasks
if you laugh...
OH NO NO NO SHIFTY AND NAEFY SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS
>>554909335And I'm an obese fatass recluse too
BWAHAHAHAHA
>>554908904What? You don’t have to live near China to get Chinese players that’s just how matchmaking in From games work
>>554909468>>554909485>>554909490link pls
post the twitch clip
>>554909468did you go to that church in the rain? I only went cause i knew i could get back without much damage
D5 is supposedly 3% of the pop, so without cheating chinks, is it actually 1%?
-ACK!
>>554909497no fat chicks
>>554872463Don’t speak random gibberish stupid fucking faggot
>>554909684No I already stayed back because I was low from fighting the remaining crucibles, had no damage because luck just happens to be that way sometimes ;-; my relics poisoned me and fucked me way too much
>>554899638Good Levi post. Post more Levi kino to balance it out.
>>554909728this has to be trolling? dts? really?????
>>554909728These same guys are talking mad shit about Zorgawd?
can we send the S-tier in already?what a sad state of affairs
>>554909728
>>554879565we know terr>>554879649when is that not the case here
>>554910024Sadly I (Ytlaire) do not know manta's password.
>>554910024Extremist is on his way
shifty and nae queue up lets have a comfy game on the passie
>>554909728cute sissy wipe
>>554879918she’s whoozy from all the dick I put in her forgive her
>>554909728I was playing affinity balancers and didn't get a single elemental weapon >>554910273alright
>>554910185I'm glad you are self-aware enough to make VERY obvious jokes like this bronytlaire.
>>554909861you had poison buildup below max hp on a relic... its way too easy to death spiral with that on>>554909965aye its true, too under-leveled. I always forget how manta likes to wander off and do random stuff
>>554909689yep. now remove the halo scythe crutchers and it's less than 0.5%
>>554909728>manta has halo scythe >has all that fp left>doesn't use it to finish him off and instead uses her shitty dagger
>>554910479let the shitter do whatever it wants it was up to you two anyway so stop trolling
>>554910859Fair
>>554879957>never played [trash]?I would hope not.
>>554910464Be quiet hardstuck D2 you can't even carry your own ass to the kitchen.
>>554900337Everytime I think about unblocking tr*sh I see xim saying retarded shit like this and immediately change my mind. At least xe's self-aware and stopped begging to be unblocked.
>>554911150>c tier shitty brony is upsetkino
/ERG/ Boys List?
>>554911232this this this
No one gets "stuck" in D2We manually reset to 2-3 because anything beyond is no-hit slop(reflected by the very low amount of people playing in high depths). But depths is still fun due to RNG bosses and extra relic slots making more builds possible.
>>554911504>d2-3too easy and you cant failwhats the point
>>554911590>>554911590>>554911590
Who's "we" you dumbass shitter
>>554911636>whats the pointask the 95% of players without some mental disorder that compels them to play for 40 mins straight without getting hit
>>554911636For some people, this game is a power fantasyFor others, it is a dick-smashing simulator.
gg how do u get these effects on ur relics ive never seen them before except on boss relics
>>554911734>jewjewtsugo back latinx shitter
>>554911870you can get hit thoughand 95% are just not good enoughyou saying its a mental disorder just means you are offended and upset you can't get there just like that 95%>>554912123you can achieve good power fantasy at d5, where it actually matters and not winning is a given
>>554915276jjk is kino
