Previous: >>554829604>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
what did she see...
DONT DO IT!!!
Tama's story might be my favorite so far
https://jiggie.fun/umachapter5It's almost done
now that you get crowns for going into the club and requesting shoes everyone is requesting shit these lazy cunts needed a fucking incentive to get more free shit
>>554848484
I really like Oguri Cap (as in peak), Spe-chan, and Yeppers, I like the country bumkins, but for some reason I don't like Tamamo or Inari, I find them annoying and extremely performative on their japanese culture act, idk even Fukukitaru who is peak Japan I love a lot
>4 recovery without triple 7Doesn't that defeat the purpose
wholesome story
Mambo
>>554848839That's the VF strat
>I read for FOUR MONTHS how we're getting free rolls for the all uma banner>we're not>now it's only 50 for tama and 50 for some shit support card no one but giga whales would ever MLB>the odds of getting tama in only 5 pulls is really fucking low>Now if I want suzuka or taiki i have to dump 30 fucking thousand carrots into the all uma banner >Carrot gain is as shitty as ever so if you want to afford all the crazy support cards after MANT you have to already be saving now (and the next 4 months)Kinda feels like a doompost day not gonna lie
For me? It'sSuzuka > Dahby > Rice > McQueen > Brian
>>554848973i thought you fuckers were already dead?
>no ongoing legend racesITS OVER IM MARKED
>>554848973
Uh oh! Only a few heard the warning>>554848973>/vt/
>>554848973>I read for FOUR MONTHS how we're getting free rolls for the all uma bannerhow is it possible to gaslight yourself this hard
>>554849027I don't remember asking
>>554848484How do the free pulls work for tamamo?
Forever Young won both the eclipse award for Older Dirt Male, as well as the Eclipse award for Moment of the year with his BCC win.Sovereignty won American Eclipse award HoTY as expected.
>>554849134You definitely did ask. I remember it.
>>554848973Rates are so bad, f2ps need to save for 4.5% uma banners
>>554849086remind me to make the inverse of this sticker with smart falcon
>>554848973the anni ticket is 20 bucks ;)
>>554849114holy kek that must've shook them
>>554849156there are no free pulls anon. if there was one they'd fucking tell us
Heh, I got Tamamo Cross! How about you /uma/ did you get Tamamo Cross or are ya waiting for the free rolls?
>Kitasan missing on both classic year and senior year summerSpecialty priority is a joke
free pulls start on the 27th. trust the plan.
>>554849286bro I think you can AT LEAST roll on pasa speedYou really gonna play through MANT grand live and l'arc with kitasan and SR cards?
Digitan LOVE
>>554849286I only have 10 rainbow shards, what the fuck did I miss? Did those shitty G1 specific mission gave rainbow shards or something?
Special Wife>>>>>>>>>every other Uma
>>554849405I got her in 2 10x rolls with Xmas Biwa. Feels good>>554849464So if I want all 100 rolls to be on support cards only, I'd have to avoid logging on until 1st Feb?
can certain events no longer show up in finale phase?
>>554849331/v/ lied to me...I had 100 rolls and got my 5th emperor and spe :(. I don't plan to come back until auto is in.
Mambo!
i want to crawl up her skirt and die
>>554849561Wait, never mind. I forgot that 10 shards was before the Oguri event
HMPH!
>>554848973smartish gremlin
>bro just stop thinking>bro forget strategy JUST RUN>ITS ALL GOOD JUST RUN MORE Every "comic relief" character in this game got robbed because suzuka is by far more stupid than any of them, even twin turboI can't believe this actual retard is the dev favorite that is constantly buffed
I seem to remember that some dacchis were saying that christmas gibs would drop during Tama's banner but where is it
So that's why they were flying in the concert.
I have over 60K Carats and I'm just waiting for the free rolls to come because I know Tama would try and go for the cheapest option
>>554849561Those legend races gave out shards, I think thats most likely people missed out on>>554849489I'll take the Ls, such is the life of f2p. I'll just use SR King, Sweep, Flash
>>554850032>>554849286all of the banners that give 100 freebies are perfectly affordable for f2ps while still saving for all the stuff you mentioned
>>554848647Done.
I just CRUSHED Nice Nature three times in a row. Hand over the shoes you wonderful waifu
Is there a support card to save for this year?
I am skipping Tamamo Cross
>>554849286this nigga already playing on JP server but without the JP cards/umas lmao
>>554848484Tama wife
i got a random current chang so maybe next cm will be butter
*coughs blood*Could this work? Please... I just want one plat, I get A finals every time but have never won... Just once, I'm tired of looking at your back, anon...
>>554850232Me too. I like her but she isn't one of the ones I really want.
>>554850290>GoldshitLol get fucked nigger
today i will flatline
THE VIEW FROM THE LEAD IS MINE
THERE IS NO FUCKING GOOD NEW PORN ANYMORE HOLY FUCKAll the best artists I followed went on hiatus, coomer has been down for half a year, the best two AI generators for lewd stuff just implemented giga censorship, and pornwha artists have all outright given up and went to ai slop mode (and are somehow bad at it, how are you BAD at making SLOPPA?)I have my 16tb hard drive but the constant waterfall of new content drying up is very sad to see
Umamusume is vore game
>>554850378why is the 4chan contrarian response so intense towards golshi?
Does anyone have the app that tells you if top riko date will be a success/if the bottom race option will eat less energy?
We all got Tama, right bros?
mambo mambo
>>554849114We play on emulators because the connection time is faster please understand
Gold City... Is pretty?!
>>554850460
>Niggers are saving 20k carats a month for banners that are 3 years away, some of which have 100 free pullsThey will do literally anything BESIDES getting a job
seeing everyone stack up on speed to get 80+ speed with a 3% failure risk makes me highly paranoid
>>554850421>the view: the ass of a 15 year old filipino boy
>>554850540many are saying this
>>554850290I have goldshi the same stat as you and she's winning lobbies, she's fine as long as there's no 2 fronts/runaways
>>554850540Yeah... pretty shit! heh gottem
>>554850482The voices in my head do that for me.
>>554850540Pretty ugly yeah
Special Wife
>>554850573Why did you feel the need to say it with the hard R?
>>554850540Unbelievably pretty, yes
>>554850290Do those inherits even work on golshi? Wouldn't she be too far ahead?
>>554850540Sex city
>>554850465GOD I wish that was me...
>>554850573Having a ton of money doesn't excuse a spark on a banner costing FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY AMERICAN DOLLARS (Two hundred and eighty dollars at the discount price!)Try having some self-respect
>>554850916There's guaranteed to be fronts and paces in the room, plus the corner is pretty close so it's not impossible for Golshi to be 5th/6th. Spurt + NSM is still your main accel though
>>554850290this is going to be a tough one with xogurin and tashin
Sigh
>>554850482hachimi? of course not, nobody here uses cheats
another day another ace that's just not ace enough.
>>554851165hehe...
>>554851036>"Banners cost $420" (Actually $408 or $394.5 if you're trying to save money; $374 if you're jew maxing all before tickets)>Anniversary Banners that were already said to have 100 discounted pulls so they only cost you half thatTry again next time, kitten
>>554851036The carat prices in this game are just comical, I'd only ever buy a selector because there really is just no excuse for that price considering what popular gachas charge these days, biblical level greed
>>554851289that's why they're called cyjews
>>554850619>no 2 frontsC-can you elaborate on this?
>>554851269Ah yeah, down to 374$, you got me, that's much better.
Teio!
>>554851289>there really is just no excuse for that price considering what popular gachas charge these days, biblical level greedHalf a grand per spark doesn't remotely compare to newly released chink gachas' starter packs siphoning 1300 euros from your paypal account and giving them to Romanians
>>554850221ramonu wit is the next stat stickthere are lots of other great/meta cards coming but only for specific styles e.g. smaru for front runners and mr cb for end closers
>>554851036If a spark only cost 100 bucks I'd be down to pig out but that price is just an awful, terrible deal.
>>554851143Seems correct to me
>check previous thread>no one rolled for Wit Neichauhmmm lategawds???
winners out of 73 room matches:gold ship: 25 (but mostly because of appearing on average twice per race)xogurin: 14potentialuma: 10nouma else got to double digits
i guess the good outcome of the carat prices being so high is a good in-house production studio that same can be said about fate unlimited money works
I just can't muster interest in ningen women anymore. I need an uma.
>>554851694did you see any fronts win ever?
>>5548514062 fronts in a lobby will spot struggle with each other and widens the gap between ends-fronts wide, makes it harder for end closers to catch up in late race. Goldships sometime can overcome this with her ult though
>>554851653>The card that'll make my Fuku win> vs Fuku the cardIt is an incredibly difficult decision
>>5548517305 between ssky and maruslutfelt like more but maybe because it looks obnoxious when they win
>>554851540qrd on this? I keep seeing people mention it but don't know the details
Do we like shortstacks like Inari One?
>>554851653I got her from LB1 during the last Natie banner to MLB in 30k. Tama raped my rolls and now I'm waiting for the freebies to spark
>>554851874AIEEEEEEEE MODS
>>554851406>solo frontGets as far as possible early race then relies on mid race skills to stay ahead>two fronts/two oonigeThey spot struggle and force each other forward at the cost of extra stamina, this can't happen between regular front+oonige though
>>554851730>>554851851ssky appeared 21, maruslut 25, bignige 9 with 0 wins
>>554851653Finemo is around the corner... In an ideal world I would get both
>>554851036I love how any time someone tries to take pride in being a whale a post like this IMMEDIATELY silences them, every time, there genuinely is 0 argument
>>554851874I fucking LOVE that artists are using the whole ear thing more, same for all the tail fuckery. It's so damn cute and arousing.Also: TamaWife.
>>554851956>>554851757FUCK. Is that why my Golgol keeps eating dirt in every race? I just figured I screwed her build up. I've done like 30 other golshi runs since that one, are ya tellin' me they were all for naught?!?
>>554850221Tachyon Speed and Ramonu Wit are the best next generalist stat stick cards. You gotta stick to a style though. Having relevant hints to your style on a good card will help a lot since we're rapidly entering trve wit game domination.
>>554851882If you used a paypal account to buy things in arknights endfield, the account credentials were saved to the game's servers and then sent to other players which could then use your balance and even linked bank accounts.
>>554851650My mistake, Rabbi Cross
>>554852060The superior Tamamo desu
Okay but where are the Christmas gibs
>>554851653I sparked her first banner already...
>>554851874this is a blue board sir
Is NSM viable for CM9? I have too much skill points yet not enough gold skill to pick.
>>554852060tama love
>>554852185The cuter one for sure, the other one is hotter however.
The problem with cyjews is that they didn't account for westoid thirdies being poorfagsIn Japan the average salary man has enough spare budget to use in entertainment like this, while still eating good food every day and living in a comfortable home.
>>554852026>rolling on the next finemo bannerimagine spending THIRTY THOUSAND CARROTSThen seeing rainbow notebooks MULTIPLE TIMES only to get this
>>554852151Bringing 2 fronts + end is pretty much shooting yourself in the foot. UNLESS your fronts are reliable and winning consistently then what's the problem? Might as well replace your end with a pacer/late
>>554852151Umastan and Anchors probably move her up too much for Ryan's skill to work
>>554852436not how that works but alrightpeople WILL use money they DONT HAVE on things they're obsessed about, this goes especially hard for gacha shit and gambling
>2:20.3
>>554852469Cute!
>>554852589>money they dont havehow exactly do you spend money you dont haveare you implying that there are people out there taking out payday loans to finance their waifus banner in uma musume
>>554852469Good card for prudent positioning sparks.
2 half assed aces and the 3rd one not even ready. I'm thinking it's Arima kinen time
>>554852436Bro I own a house and I'm still not justifying those prices. "Poorfag cope" is a shit argument, and you know it is because you were afraid to reply to that post. (especially with that ""wealthy Japanese man"" argument, lmfao)You can be a literal millionaire, if you buy a gold-plated toilet for 2 thousand dollars I'm still going to call you an idiot.
>>554852742...credit cards?
>>554851653lateCHADS already rolled on debut and dont need a rerun
>>554852785>if you buy a gold-plated toilet for 2 thousand dollars I'm still going to call you an idiot.Maybe it's REALLY comfy
>>554852469>45 initial speed>10 RBI guess I'm secured for MANT? With this plus Biko + Fuku, that's free +110 speed to win early races. Plus there's fenimo + maru rerun I still need finemo copies
>>554852785free shipping tho
>>554852436Im just using Uma to pass time while I keep buying low priced stocks. Im gambling with money returns not jpgs that could maybe 1 day set me up living in a tower.
>>554852469yeah the vast majority of players should wait for finemo/creek rerun
>>554852948Show the rest of the image, anon
>>554853095>5 RB>0 RBThat's a brick soon, anon
>no Chr*stmas>no new year's celebration 50 pullsWhat exactly are they planning
What should I look out for the most with deck building for fan runs, race or fan bonus? The latter seems more obvious, but you can never be too sure with this damn game.
>>554853225there is no plangobal doesn't get shit
>>554853095What are you trying to show me? You do pulled for Biko and don't have to borrow her like a peasant right?
Is this CM9 ace tier usable?
>>554853245With a couple of exceptions, you get both at the same time.Make sure to hit 35 RB and then focus on the fan bonus
>>554853225>no ChristmasWE NEED TO REMOVE THIS VILE EVIL FROM OUR WORLD, FOR THE BETTERMENT OF US ALL!PERISH JUDAH!>What exactly are they planningThe destruction of OUR blessed culture and history!
Just like in real life
Say the line Tama-chan
>>554853527FIRST RATE
>game is too difficult to complete
>>554853225>>554853504>>554853259Tamamo Cross banner started 3 days before ChristmasMaybe there's still hope, but maybe we get Hanukah instead
I regret pulling for Tama>200 rolls for Seiun>200 rolls for Maru>400 rolls for TachyonWho should I spend last 200 rolls?
>>554853646VBobo
>>554853581KING HALO!
>>554853592It's not that difficult nigga, you take the mother first which makes the daughter jealous and more prone to want to prove herself in front of her motherYou would know this if you ever had sex, but I doubt it
>>554853760I haven’t. Are you offering to change that fact.
>>554853760put her tights back on NOW
So uh everyone keeps shilling these f2p mant decks, but where do we slot in Yukino Bijin card everyone was shilling?
>>554851694I saw a lobby where a guy who had an S long Tamamo in less than 4 hours won, then I joined a lobby where an End W.Mayano won. Longslop is lame because things don't matter until the last 33%, but I'd say it's slightly better than Libra in terms of variety.
HELP SHE'S TOO FAST AND NOT STRONG ENOUGH
>>554853436I will applaud if they suddenly turn things around.. HOWEVER! That isn't fixing the completely fucked(censored) dialogue.>>554853436Suppose I'll look over my deck once more, I simply went with whatever has the highest fan bonus.
>>554852785with t*r*ffs these days the shipping is more than that gold now thats a steal youd be STUPID not to buy it!
post something cute
>>554853857In your deckWhere the fuck else
>>554853857>he fell for itwithout the yukino cleats your account is permanently bricked. its too late to get them now, too. holy shit i cant believe someone actually fell for that gaslight, i mean seriously look at the fucking card lmao?
One time I went to Didneyland with Tama and she made me lie about her age so she could get the kids' admission price.
>>554851653I got a new copy and according to gametorah, wit neicha is only effective at 3LB+ so I'll be ok with this for nowI have more pressing issues like a 2LB KitaBlack that I don't know what to do with
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
>>554853980>replying to me twice
What's the deciding factor on wether I get +9X5 or +10X5, so far I've only gotten the actual +50 on one run and I can't remember what the hell happened.
>>554853993
>>554848372my imouto loves Spe, especially in the anime, so I'm taking that with a grain of salt. She also loves Falco, rolls her eyes at the idolshit though. Her favorites are Teio, Oguri, and Seiun Sky. Maybe you've talked to female umafags (female) who are ambivalent towards lolisho, but in my experience, women (meaning westerners, nip women are different) are very strongly opposed to anything cunny related. Probably jealousy.
>>554854024Tamachan would NEVER do this
>>554854098He must really like you.
>>554852785>I own a houseso aside from how you're mentally weak and gave in to the societal guilt trip to own a useless piece of land, what are you trying to tell us here?
TaMOMo Cross
>>554854202I think the "buying a house is dumb" angle is a bit poorly-timed when the anons are talking about gacha currency prices, anon
Tama would be aghast at the thought of buying a toilet for $2k+, even if shipping was free. She'd probably try to convince you to just shit in the bushes when no one is looking.
>>554854298its literally unironically smarter to spend money on gacha than it is to buy a house
>>554854334>miniskirt>possible nipslipWhy the fuck didn't they use this design?
>>554854298Who needs a house when you have a full MLB deck
>>554853615You're 13 rolls away from walking Tamamo Cross down the Tenno Sho, sucka. This is the Homestretch... Haste...
Sleepy Ebayan today before the Eclipse Awards
>>554854391>its literally unironically smarter to spend money on gacha than it is to buy a house
i'll be honest i got a boner when i saw nice nature's legend trophy
>so, you are the new toreina? You don't look so tough How do handle this situation?
>>554854391uhhh you misspelled horse right bwo?
No, the retarded thing is to RENT a house as you're paying for someone's mortgage; Buying a house is only retarded if you buy a literal meth lab.
>>554854391
>need xmas mayano borrow>friends list full>cant be bothered to prune it>start career>look at borrow list>RALKOS HAS IT UPRALKOS I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN MY FAVORITE PET WHALE ILL BE GIVING YOU FRIEND POINTS TIL THE END OF TIME
>>554854472And after the award ceremony he was given a ninjin for winning
>>554854391I’m retarded and this sounds stupid to me, so it must be true. Thanks for the financial advice.
>>554853615Did you know there's 50 free pulls on Tamamo
>>554854472goofy creaturessurprised he won two awards, thought he was gonna just get the eclipse older dirt male award
Why is FM Wit a good card when she can agemasenShe's agemasen'd more times than she's given in my last 7 runs
not sure if i should replace tachyon for another wit card with no sp bonus cause i dont even have my own lb3 finemo, unsure if running optional triple crown even on somewhat decent speed training is better
>>554854531I walk away because I don't like Inari One or any of the kansai edo retardsYeppers is kino tho
>>554854423The original designs were simply too exciting for the old men who owned the horses.
>>554854681Most times you don't run FM for Speed Star
>>554851036and that's bad enough for an uma banner, remember the fag who dumped $2000 into a supoka banner to MLB something, I think it was Kitasan? even if I were a literal multimillionaire and pigged out, oinked every Cygames trough, I doubt I'd ever tell anyone.
Stop replying to yourself
>>554850540>tam grew up so impoverished that gold city's discipline to eat healthy for both of her careers inspires tam to try and eat moreTam and Kings story def probably have the most weight to them.
I WON CYJEWS
>>554854681You want her for the fat wit droppings, the gold is just a bonus
>>554854823EXPLODE
>>554852525My theme was "GolShi + the tormented". McQueen is getting a decent number of wins but I never like relying on 1 ace. I have a cope Tachyon that I think gases out due to inconsistently procing u=ma2. I'll take note for next time.>>554852585I have yet to see uma stan proc late race. Only ever out the gate.
>>554854801NEVER
>>554854202>having a house is... le bad!Very odd bait but it works I guess.
Fuck, why doesn't Nakayama Festa's SSR card get a real costume?
>>554854884>I have yet to see uma stan proc late race. Only ever out the gate.same. frankly with how often it procs there ive wondered if you couldnt use it for groundwork. i never understood why people seem to value it so highly.
>>554854109If you are rank 5 or higher you get +50.
>>554854823>10 pullswhat a loser haha, if it were me I would have gotten Tama in the first ticket pull and I definitely didn't spark and spend my VBourbon stash.
>>554852163Tachyon is this summer - July I think, Ramonu is January '27, and Speed Pasa is right after that, April '27. I'll probably try to MLB Finemo in August with SMaru and skip Ramonu, because Pasa > Ramonu if I already have Finemo and I'm a poorfag
>>554851861
"youre my trainer? heh i cant believe they paired me with such a dork i hope you know what youre doing"
hello /uma/ I have no idea how to play this game, should I pick>PATH TO FAMEfor races? does it automatically choose good ones? there are a billion and they're all named after japanese stuff so I have no idea which are the best ones to run. I admit I'm attracted to>FORGE YOUR OWN PATHbecause it seems powerful but...
>>554855092I love these two. They look so cute when they dress the same.
>>554854391psst anon, i got some sweet NFTs burning a hole, you interested?
>>554855179Path to Fame while you’re getting started is fine. You don’t need to follow the race recommendations 100% though, so if you see a different race you want to take then do that.
>>554854098I REALLY like you, okay!?Of course I was meant to quote >>554853624.
>>554855021Why did she get robbed of that drippy coat and replaced it with a homeless person's coat?
>Buying a house unironically costs more than a million dollars in some random suburban neighborhood in Commiefornia>Would have to give up all of my life savings and dedicate my life to paying off a 40+ year mortage from the bankYeah, I think spending a couple of hundred dollars to have some enjoyment on this mortal coil would impact my life less than trying to buy a house
>>554855179Pick the easiest one that recommends you G3s or G2s, G1s are less consistent specially when you're new.Regardless, some (forced) goal races will put you against rivals which can fuck you up and stop you from getting the slightly better rewards from 1st.
what is the next meta SP card? Should I wait for new scenario first?
>>554855179all that does is recommend races to you when you open the race screen. you can still ignore them and just run whatever you want. forge your own path just disables the recommendations entirely. you'll figure it out soon enough.
>>554855179Oh man I forgot those options existed. I think forge just doesn't highlight optional races. Starting out just follow the recs until you get a feel for things.>which are the best ones to runGraded races give the most rewards. g1 > g2 > g3, but note that the races get harder.
heh
>>554855420
Would a Goldship with 1200/1050/900/400/500 need any recovery skills for cm8? Finally got a long s run and don't want to screw it over.
>>554855457If all you want is enjoyment and to not prolong suffering then skydiving without a parachute is probably the most economical and efficient way to accomplish both of those tasks.
>>554855578Sneaking out of tracen academy with seabee during late hours and avoiding tazuna patrol
>>554855043But I still got +9x5, and I was rank 2.
>>554855248
Tamamo wasn't worth it, she doesn't even have a recovery
>>554855545>g1 > g2 > g3Both g2 and g3 actually gives the same amount of skill points
>>554855705cute cute cute cute
>>554855609You still need at least a 3.5% heal, if not go for 1 gold
>>554855702It is random.
>>554855389Doesn't she play cards with strangers under the overpass at night? She's basically homeless.
>>554855457buy 20 indie games for the same price that give vastly better experiences then a gacha. Listen, we all here are playing gacha obviously. But you have to accept we have a mental illness wasting our time playing this shit. Just imagine an uma game without the gacha mechanics? Earn your umas through winning races or some shit. Gacha and gambling is a cancerous blight on humankind.
>>554855656Nobody actually enjoys skydiving until they're on the ground and it's over, though. The point is that it's scary until you survive.
>>554855867She fucks strangers under the bridge at night for cigarettes and fentanyl
>>554855609my Tamamo survives with 2 whites on 900. Check with the gaslight sim first to account for awful mood
hot spring already, now if only inspo isn't ass..
>Could've S ranked with Rice had I gone all in on guts>>554855875>Stop playing this roguelike deck building training simulator and buy 20 roguelike deck builders that are gay and run out of content in 1 hour
>>554855457>Thinks heh as to a argue a VERY retarded point>Makes a super retarded comparisonYou could also buy a house INCLUDING THE PLOT for "some" thousands instead OUTSIDE of commiefornia or far away from any retard infested city.The lengths you gambling tards go to justify your bullshit is insane, jesus christ.
>>554856019EXPLODE
>>554855957you cant get awful mood during CM though
Your moment of the year, gents
>>554855891Is it not for the view and the wind and feeling of suspension in the air? Or just the adrenaline? Perhaps you are just a pussy, anon.
>>554852203Christmas gibs?
>>554856038>Let's continue arguing in bad faithHow hilariously retarded lmao
>>554856114Kino. I still remember the thread's reaction too, especially with Ebayan's uma silhouette suddenly being dropped right after the win
>>554856038only retards value hours as a pure metric of enjoyment. Go play STS, Starvaders, Monster train - those are gonna be some enjoyable fuckin hours over a single carat pack and 10 careers where you dont get distance S.
>>554855858>>554855957Thanks. I'll go with a single white and pray it procs if necessary.
>>554856114It was good but Admire Terra's race was more exciting to watch.
HA HA!
>>554855702Are you talking about the +9 stats you get by winning the unity race? I thought that had to do with race bonus, but I've never tested.
>>554856523You're right
WHERE ARE MY TAMA FREE PULLSI DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SUPPORT CARDS
>>554855457housefags are just mindbroken. theres literally zero reason to buy or own a house unless you're a zillionaire.>uhhhmmmm yeah i dont pay RENT lmao im not a slave>oh hello mr government here are my property taxes that i must pay every year or i lose my home>btw my house is falling apart and rotting and i have to spend 1000 hours and $10,000 per year combating the effects of entropy just to keep the rickety walls from falling down on my head but uhhhhh its totally worth it because, uh, i own the land!>sorry gotta go the roofing contractor i called finally got here after blowing me off for 2 weeks, why no im not paying them any less why do you ask?
>>554856461where jockey
pace late or end? for tamamo
>>554855028The out the gate proc is what it's valued for. All non-fronts begin the race in pace down mode on frame 0, and are only guaranteed to be released after running 1 section of the race, which is 1/24 of the course distance. Starting at around 2200m races, the first 5 seconds of the race pass before end closers make it out of section 1 - this means an uma stan proc is almost guaranteed to facilitate breaking out of pace down mode earlier than your peers, increasing your target speed not just by the tooltip's 0.15m/s, but by something stupid like 1.2m/s because pace down sucks, although you typically won't accelerate all the way there before the non-stan umas also get out of pace down.Here's an example where both the gold ships hit the 5 second proc and translate that into being up about +0.5m/s on Taishin and Cafe by the time those two break out of pace down after section 1:https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?bin=hVDXCYZhq4It won't single-handedly win you the game, but for the cost of a white skill these gold ships gained more ground than any gold velocity skill gets you.
>>554856349i do bothfinna bouta whale when anni rolls around because i don't buy new games ever anymore (except for slay the spire 2 of course)
>>554856683end, she has built-in spurt
>>554856270redpill me on forever young. why do the salarymen care about him?
>>554856349>You will have fun with dime a dozen roguelite deck building indieslopFair point however do any of those include my racist wife?
>>554856615you will still play the game
Fine Motion couldn’t be any more perfect
>>554856764Won more money than any Japanese horse ever. Won a stacked Breeders Cup Classic. One of the best dirt horses of all time.
I HECKING HATE TENNO SHO SPRINGFUCK YOU I HAVE 700 STAM BUT I KEEP LOSING BECAUSE SUPER CREEK REFUSEED TO GIVE MAESTRO FUCK OFF
>>554856713what the FUCK? every single thing I thought I knew about this game said that early game velocity skills were 100% pointless for end closers. The more I know the more I realize I know nothing... naruhodo... thank you anon-sama.
Haruten
>>554856764that's his owner and trainer, respectively.
>>554855457bwo just buy OTM calls on gold and silver miners and like 10x your money.
>>554856897>700 just run as late, you don't need recoveries
>>554856270i know that feel, salaryman-kun
Other than making me cum what is Kawakami good for? For the record she’s VERY good at making me cum.
>>554856732i hate whales since they allow gacha to persist, but if you whale and don't defend your whaling - i got no beef. It's teh whales who defend the obscene gacha prices and game structure that deserve to be sterilized. I mean, I'm gonna swipe selectors, but I only tolerate sure stuff and have a hard limit on max .25c per 1h if the game is f2p. But i also play a shit ton of other games.>>554856785>indieslopstop misusing words, hate you obnoxious faggots that have made slop an utterly meaningless word
>>554856163Okay but where is our CinGray Season 2 selector ticket?
>>554856650
FUCK YOU GAME (if you've done tam career and know the secret event, you know how much this blows)
>>554856650terra first, the jockey nowhere
So how's suzuka's story so far?
>>554857115whatever it is that you think slop "means", all it tells me is that you need to go back.
>>554857295it's fucking gay and I hate special week
>>554857276Why did you even look? If you don't look at the rainbows, they don't exist.
>CinGrayYou mean that new AIslop, wokeslop, fotmslop, waifuslop, redditslop, xslop, trannyslop, tamamoslop, slop everyone is obsessing over?
>>554857298if you're not esl, you should kill yourself. On second thought, kill yourself anyway.
>>554857276oh what the fuck I didn't know about the THH hint
>schizo hoursoh boy
>>554857435No, that's the festival event
>Finland hoursoh boy
>he's still mad anons called him out
>>554857115>Indonesian teenager thinks anyone needs to justify spending more than he does
>>554857496yeah its actually a super sweet event too. Look forward to it.
>>554856875won the revenge match in the BCC (the winner generally being considered the best dirt racer in the world for that year) against the other two top placers in the BCC from the previous year (both years being absolutely stacked in regards to talented horses) which in general is great story telling in and of itselfwon the saudi cup (largest purse in the world)first dirt horse to ever get the japanese HoTY awardall around a very impressive horseand now the winner of TWO eclipse awards one of which is best older dirt male from the country that is the home of dirt racingits honestly fairly impressive
I just misclicked and killed my run bwos...
>>554857496>>554857276>doing optional races after 2nd summer when all trainings are lvl5Not worth it
>>554857142now you're just making things up
>>554857614im guessing youre brown by the simple fact you typed out indonesian instead of saying seamonkey or brownoid lul
>>554857435give me more examples of tamamoslop
>>554856796I pondered it over for a bit but you are indeed correct.
>>554857568Finland isn’t real
>>554857652Hope he is able to run against Sovereignty this year and really cement himself as an all timer
>>554857714if its not a solid rainbow, this single optional is very worth it
>>554857881yeah they already killed themselves
bwos.. how do i make a tamamo that isnt a witlet...
>>554858034lol
>>554858034cap speed early then press wit for the rest of the game
>>554857568they cant help it, the mongolian blood in their veins drives them to conquer and pillage
Holy shit. This 4 races bullshit really fucks up Tamamo's career
The Krauts are all asleep, it’s Taiki time.
the only things i win rooms with are pace promote makween and sometimes gold ship
>>554857652this sounds pretty cool. is he another LEGENDARY horse in the making, like opera or rudolph?
Number one in academics!Went back to fix Sei's B on the extra test and event complete.
not great but could prol still get to A finals if im somehow cursed the next 8 runs
>>554857568F*nnish "people" are responsible for 80% of schizoposts, dreadful people!
>>554857786>now you're just making things upThey did to a selector ticket for the 2nd cour, but it was Cingrey specific characters. It's how I got Tamamo.
>>554858274He still has this year left since they want to retire him in the Arima but honestly I'd say he's already pretty damn legendary as it is with his existing accomplishments
>implying THE CHAMP is ever afraid
>>554857851It gets pretty sloppy when she’s getting her ass whooped
>>554857714Anon if your deck isn't dog you should be able to hit your stat goals and run extra races for skill points.
Is special week's story next?
>>554858430plz no ryonaslop
>>554858437Hmm…but what if I’m stupid.
>>554858430nyo...
>>554858427what the fuck is this
>>554858430this is the brownest fetish imaginable
>hopeful stakes>16th place
i like umamusume
ah~ kiseki~
>>554858613Abuse is a fetish?
Is it better to get one tier of a skill like pace chaser corners and then another one or is it better to upgrade a skill like that to the 2nd tier?
ines fuji kiseki
>>554858274Horse is already a legendary horse in his own right honestly from the races he won, to his rivals all being insane horses, and even the ammount of "first time in history of japanese racing" level awards and recognition.Anything from now on is just sprinkles on the sundae.
>>554858639Umamusume like you, too.
>>554858629
>>554858613fetish? i just like beating up weak losers.
>>554858731Yes white pedos abusing lolis is a fetish>>554858629get decent power
i hope the oguri legend race is an actual skill check that causes immense seething
>>554858752A second skill. Double circle should only be done if no other choice is available.
>>554858885>loses nearly every race she ran>"nothing could stop her"people need to stop jacking off this horse
>login>collect rewards>go to club and request dirt shoes >logoutfun game
>>554858405>>554858775Would they be able to write a story similarly to Cinderella Grey or would it be more comparable to S3 of the anime?
>start playing the horse game>figure that single player things are going to be piss easy>end up failing my trainee and not even reaching 3 goalsI'M SORRY...
>it's easy to spark vbobo so she can race all distances>same as smaruFrontgawds, how are we feeling that we are literally going to be using the same 3 fucking umas every CM? (Seiun/Rabbit + Vbobo + Smaru)
>>554858990>loses nearly every race she ranWhat goes in the mind of someone like this retard to come up with some bullshit that makes no sense?
my dick hurts
>>554855808why....why would you do something that foolish, dump 150 pulls on an uma you'd already judged to be a bad investment? Do you just have a crippling gambling addiction? If you just want to spend money, give it to me, I'll pull for Tama-chan lots.
>>554859108skill issue
>>554859058Don’t feel bad, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, and you’re not fully equipped at the moment either.
>>554859058which trainee, newfriend?
I think this is a cow, not a horse
She had to redo her racewear because the other material simply wasn't strong enough.
>>554858990
>>554859062your punishment is training fronts and playing mant
>>554858990suzuka has an even worse record than oguri cap and she gets jerked off even harder
>>554858752it depends on hints. they go from .15 to .25. So will another skill sp wise equal that? Plus another skill means another wit roll to suceed
>>554859217(Also apparently there's a demon behind her.)
>>554858919which sloptuber
>>554848973>>I read for FOUR MONTHS how we're getting free rolls for the all uma bannerno one has ever said this
>>554859058It is hard early on when you have bad legacies and low level cards. Also some umas have much harder campaigns than others.
>>554859295People only like Suzuka because he’s a “what if?”
>>554859217stop it
>>554859365xXx_CaLcUlAtOr_xXx
>>554859406Is Tamamo shy about her humongous tits?
>jazzy Transforming>string harp Transforminghow many are there i gotta catch em all
>>554859190Daiwa ScarletThe face she made when she got 11th place in the Derby broke my heart.>>554859164I must have fucked something up right from the setup because after the career was over, a bunch of cards leveled up. Those weren't the cards I thought I had equipped.Incidentally, what happens now? I made -some- progress on the character and she went up a rank, but if I select the same career again she's back down to G rank. >>554859403I'm still figuring things out but I don't think Legacies came up at any point. I'll look into that.
>1090 speed the turn before semifinal>resigned myself to another brick in the wall>pissed because I got everything I wanted but that's how it goes>look at last training>triple speed rainbow plus blue fireball>every postgame event plays>obligatory uma good end scene with +5 to all stats>speed:>+4bros? are good things allowed to happen?
I can’t help it. I want to fuck Digital.
>>554859045Could they?Sure i guess...?Probably would wait till FY's racing career is actually over though for something like that which wont be till the end of this year.
Got into A through the skin of my teeth but I'm glad that I did because I actually tried (at least for one horse, Oguri is a mess at 0.0%) this time around. I expected to get knocked into B anyway though, especially with how poorly yesterday went, so this feels good. I really wish I had better cards but I also refuse to roll them so it is what it is.
>>554858430I love ryona with the caveat that it only involves women because I could just punch a woman in the belly right now, but seeing a sexy woman do it to another never happens which is what makes it sexual.If you had someone small and weak like Haru beat up somebody bigger and tougher like Symboli Rudolf its hot, especially if the fight is super one-sided
>>554857295It's fantastic. If you're not a Suzufag, it might turn you into one. If you already are, it will make you go over the moon. The writer of this scenario chapter really really really really really loves Suzuka, and it shows.
>>554859556It’s a roguelite. That career is over. You start again. Fresh slate. You should level up your cards first, though.
>>554859616>Giving up when your trainee never did
>>554859671>cringe cringe based>boy schizo cutest dork
>>554859556that racers career was ruined forever. hope you feel good about that trainer
Want to see a weak little uma like Golshi beat up a big tough girl like McQueen
>>554859217Brokie is packing now
>>554859671fuck this post for making me think the global CM had started
I have now cum for Fine Motion
Good.
>>554858349why would you do this, just come onto 4chan to tell lies?
>>554859707I see.Yeah, that makes sense.Yes, if nothing else I learned that cards are very important, and that I NEED to get more skills.>>554859797No...
>>554858885lebron is a nigger who cant even read. please do not compare him to Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>554859928
>>554859671It's Dream Journover
Okayso who should I use this on?
>>554858007Tamamo really needs a bunch of midrace skills if you run her end, holy damn. Maybe I've just got bad luck, but fuck me I lost half the races in her career but the stats weren't the problem. She just hung in the back, didn't move up, and kept getting brocked.
>>554859556>I must have fucked something up right from the setup because after the career was over, a bunch of cards leveled up. Those weren't the cards I thought I had equipped.If you didn't, make sure you level up the cards you're about to use as much as you can before starting a career. Do some rolls on the support card banner to get more cards and increase the level cap on duplicates.>I made -some- progress on the character and she went up a rank, but if I select the same career again she's back down to G rank.You don't really make progress on a character, outside of upgrading them with materials (star unlock, potential increase, hint books) in the Enhance menu. Every time you start a career, you start with base stats.>I'm still figuring things out but I don't think Legacies came up at any point. I'll look into that.At the start of every career, you choose two legacies. It's mandatory. They give you bonus stats to start and more stats + skill hints in April of years 2 and 3 in career.
>>554860040Frontrunner parents
would a green kill that makes your uma switch from pace to late surger mid race work in any way or be useful in anyway? could it be used as a way to avoid debuffs or trigger certain skills?
>>554860040edit it with the peta image
>>554860049 run her as pace in career and purchase end skills after
I want to tittyfuck Kawakami Princess so bad
>>554858629I've found Hopeless Stakes gets a lot less bad if you can manage to get 300-350 power and as close to 350 speed as possible. 250 stam should be enough.
>>554860064>>554859928Specifically Nice Nature/Oguri Cap Banner if you’re rolling on cards. Cafe is ending too soon to spark for a newbie
>>554859797Works on my machine
>Tama didn't come in 150>have to wait for the free pulls>won't get to run her with Oguri in the Arima Kinen
>>554859910I mean it was paid but it still existed.
>started playing the horse game>already have all kinds of uma reaction images to avatarfag in the threadWhat do you call this? Probably in the same species of xitter tourists
>>554860040Special Week.
>>554859996...this is all very cute but I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.Are you showing me what could have been?Had I been a good trainer?>>554860064>At the start of every career, you choose two legacies. It's mandatory.I guess I just didn't mentally register that then.Thanks for the explanations Anon, that helps.>>554860206>Specifically Nice Nature/Oguri Cap BannerNoted. Thanks!>>554860220Cute!
Will she die before the end of the track?
>i got a goated front parent>from a fucking costume mcqueen run I did just to experiment how bad her ult wasThis is such an awkward feeling, holy fuck
>>554860329oh, it was in the jap server, my mistake
>>554860439I have second racewear mcqueen and I think I've trained her like once, ever. She's in Tickezo/Ryan tier for me basically.
>wanna pull on NN card>horrendous odds of getting a card>need 2-3 to make it usablei hate support banners
>>554860294run her with oguri in the sprint cm
>>554859671>refuse to roll themDid they stop giving freebies out?
>>554860439If it has good whites, loop them
>>554860439apparently it was so awkward that I forgot the image
>>554860040Mayano DaiscaBakushinSeiun SkyMaruzenskyFalcoMcQueenRaisuBourbonare you seeing the pattern yet?
>>554860391>Had I been a good trainer?Had you been a good toreina you wouldn't be here. I only posted it cuz it's related to your reaction iamge.
Why is McQueen so fat?
>>554860583How do
>>554860294>he thinks there's gonna be free pulls
>>554860152Kawakami's plush, princessly pillows...
>>554860709You guys said this with Riko too
>>554860049i had 100% wr as pace thru 3 careers until just now placing 2nd in hopeful
I wish busty women were real
>haven't started Trainer Attitude Test It's over...
>>554860592anime mcqueen is the one I got first (spooked by the second, lol). Both are fine, OG McQueen has a better ult, but I prefer anime McQueen's stat growths, and even her ult isn't as bad after the balance patch.
>>554860756Literally the perfect size
>>554860709
>>554860709there are gonna be free pulls! Don't tease us like that!
It's Mambo Friday!mambo!
>>554860813Do it NYOOOOW
>>554860821I tried using her in 10 different practice room scenarios and her ult never, EVER went off, not once, I literally saw her do the out of stamina aheago once and she still didn't ultit's not just "bad" it's fucking unusable, haru urara is better than costume mcqueen
>>554860897is danchou's mom out of the hospital yet?
>>554860842wtf I have to wait 1769540000+ years for my free rolls?
Nice Nature has the ugliest fucking race wear holy shit I'd prefer the 1-2* outfit over this trash
>>554860950Try groping her boobs instead
>>554860897What is a mambo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtPjObLZa4
OUR HEROES ARE BACKhttps://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2014546471992050148?s=20
>>554860917>have sex with Kitasan>she wakes you up and 5 in the morning to do training right after
I've been playing without Hachimi for 3 days. If they go ahead with the banwave in MANT, I think I'll legit stop playing this game. You can't expect me to through a million race menus in 30fps.
>>554860917>out of stamina aheagoI want pictures
>>554860990
post the comic where the toreina apologizes to scarlet for being a shitty noob trainer
This new student is acting all clingy whenever I speak to other Umas...
>>554859671grats jpbwo
>>554860842The 1769551200 timestamp is Jan 27 10PM UTC for those who don't know
I like boobs
>>554861074The Legends and NTR...
>Fail debut raceIt is so ov->Maya gave me headWe're so back
>>554850482Hackeranon has it but we specifically told him to not release it and keep it to himselfI may or may not have it also
>>554861060
>>554860842>I can already feel the migraine coming on from people complaining about skipping their rolls for Fuku
Why do people like Fine Motion?
>>554861074I ordered these awhile back, and an extra TopRo for my sister
>>554860550Are there free cards from events? Yes. Are they worse than the stuff I've rolled with free rolls from half anni, or with scam gachas? Also yes.
>>554861236
>>554859671I'm ngl I expected Oguri alt to totally dominate this CM since they tailor made arima mile for her but she's constantly been jobbing. Basically Chrono has been outperforming her most of the time from what I've seen
>>554861337Why don't you?
I emerge from the hyperbolic horse chamber to defend the earth from Perfect Oguri.
>>554861337no condom needed
uma musume... soul...
It was turn 3 so I went for it..so I just abandon run now right?
>>554861345>orderedbut they're prize goods...how much was it?
>>554861428Flat
>>554861445Whatever this is it's very cute
>>554861470>but they're prize goods...everything has a prize anon
>>554860690Well since yours has groundwork + corner adept you'd use Kitasan + Smart Falcon for Professor of Curvature & Groundwork along with as many support cards for fronts as you can run (Free Bourbon, Speed Suzuka, Akebono/Kawakami for dodging+prudent) and then try to end the career or skills that the legacies had as whites or gold skills.You'd also use thishttps://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility to figure out who to work with.This is only worth it if you're autistic, fun-employed or addicted to a specific distance/strategy (your front legacy doesn't do as much for the other three)Also don't aim for unattainable legacies such as another with "3 blue 3 groundwork 2 medium" as you're going to burn out faster.
>>554861337>Why do people like this cute creature that's also a 10/10 wit card?
I didn't expect Tamamo's career and story to be sad wtf
>>554860917>is_finalcorner==1>&hp_per<=45>&order<=3>&order_rate<=50>&bashin_diff_behind<=1>&overtake_target_time>=1ok, those are pretty shit conditions compared to >is_finalcorner==1>&corner!=0>&distance_diff_rate<=30goddamnit almost all my good McQueen legacies are on anime McQueen, too.
>>554861337I don't care about Fine Motion but I like Piccolo Player
>>554861618because she doesn't have her oneesan trainer in this version of umashe's stuck with your bum-ass who doesn't give her enough confidence
>>554861576Need ear slaps like I need air to breathe…
>>554861576
>>554861618Perfect opportunity to take advantage of her and use her for sex
>>554861648whats even weirder is her ult is just a generic velocity upyou think with requirements that autistic she's have Xoguri's ult or osmething
>>554861750What the fuck man
>>554861445It feels very nostalgic.
>>554861795What? We’re all thinking it. I just said it out loud.
>>554861750only after debut
kiseki's kisekis
>>554861407To be fair to Oguri her campaign is kind of fucking shit with the Onsen scenario.
>>554861917she is not this big
>>554861337She's cute, kind, cheerful, and for (You)
>>554861917She stole Mambo’s identityWhat the fuck
Don't fuck your trainee mid-careerIt can ruin her uma life
>>554862030You look at Maruzensky and tell me you can wait 3 years to plow that
>>554862030Umamusume can run while pregnant, it’s fine
>>554861917Kiseki's Seki's!
>narita brian medium tt run>roll long ura finale>finals is 3400>wins on last alarm clockhad me pissed there...
it's genuinely fucked up that spurt only appears on Long A runsevery time your run is a Long S, sweepy is a bitch, unity hints give you hawkeye and inspiration doesn't give useful shit
Fine Mo can't get pregnant so it's okay
>>554859671isn't the /jpuma/ thread over there? Why are you colonizing global?
>>554861337Fine Motion is Trans. She has the flower on both ears.
>>554862030In America they put a heart mark next to a horse's name in the race lineup if they are pregnant
>>554862186/uma/ is rightful jp clay and we will reclaim it
Are there any other umas currently that I can use to complete my gyaru TT team?
tamamo has a small peenor and is poor!
>>554862163i think you're just not trying hard enough to get long s
>>554862080nta but I couldn't wait 5 secondsjust look at her holy shit
>>554862178I thought that too.
>>554862249what about that X mark?
Oguri is a cuck and also fat!
Is this a lore accurate legend Neicha?
Tama has a hard life...
i started building medium aces for tt and forgot to find friends with medium sparks so i feel like i just wasted my time
>>554862353Narita Top Tits!
>>554862353wow she is so big and jiggly... she barely moves and they bounce so much
You do have your own dedicated umamusume monitor, do you? (does global even let you go vertical yet?)
>>554862485i wasted my time reading your message
good luck on tamano pulls bros!
The extremely overpowering urge to buy nice things her tamamo and her siblings
>>554862530tamawife love
Is this bad? It's at max hints but I don't want one of those "impossible to proc" moves
>>554861337Fine herself is a BIG cutie with a lot of fun and playful scenes. I enjoyed her career story a lot too, it's upbeat and hopeful with a tinge of melancholy through the second half.
>>554862349Mutant
Umamusemination
>>554862353Man this game is too soulful with these
>>554862481
>>554862538Too bad about her face/hair
Mcqueen is a carpet muncher and autistic!
>>554862301>&blocked_front_continuetime>=1it shouldn't be that bad
>>554862353Iinchou is cute as heck! I love NTR!
>>554862501>>554862538She is more than just that, don't rude stare>>554862680The entire game is pure SOVL, from the stories based on reality, the music and the acting from the seiyuus. It's a love letter to keiba>>554862767I love NTR too!
>>554862702Forehead smooches for Narita Top Road (Takes Several Hours)!
>>554862643I’d give her my heart
>>554862803Would rather give those to Kawakami
>>554862795She’s more than her tits...? I’ve lost interest...
*blocks your path*
>>554862880
>>554850460ai is the death kneel for mankind
>>554862806How would she fare against Araragi?
My fucking DICK
>>554862481poorfags and sad girls are cute...sadgirl doesn't seem like quite the right word for it, and i don't know if there is a catchy one. first screenshot gives low confidence/loser vibes like nice nature/mambokinda funny given her racing reputation. i'm probably gonna read ch1 just to get more context on that
>>554863013araragi could run faster than tamamo if he's chasing hachikujihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0PZvKEwHKI
cute
NYOOO STAY AWAY FROM TAMA
>>554863167>Anshinzawa lives under a bridge
>>554863016She is a poorfag and wants to feed her family. Thats why she is a tryhard and it somewhat prevents her from unleashing her full potential (tm) as the White Lighting (tm).
>>554863173How often does she desuwa? This is very important.
>>554862880>>554862958>>554863173ugly ass uma nobody likes outside of contrarians pretending to be le unique kappa chungus
>>554863016she's self hating and has confidence issues until she meets (You)
wish me luck !!
>>554862717Takes one to know one...
>>554863014sometimes i forget that 0 spd growth needs 3 speed minimum and i wonder why i don't cap speed on a golshi run
>>554863380get em tam tam
>>554863380*nyooooooms into your first 10 pull*
>>554863339
>>554863380Good luck Tama bro!
>>554863380
>>554863370There are LITERALLY no ugly umasEven the generic placeholder ones are cute.
>>554863167Love to find her hole
rudolph please no....
>>554863370i like her big forehead and she's very cute
>>554863370Bro she has pretty eyes and enormous tits I’m sorry you’re gay
You were gentle with her, right anon?
>>554863430>>554863454>>554863485>>554863492damage report: 3000 caratsSSR: Akebono(new), TamtamVery happy with this one, thanks for believing!
>>554863462Alrighty she made the roll list when the selector comes
>>554863667
>>554863370you cant say that about my daughteri dont care what she looks like
theres anons here who wouldnt let themselves get the sloppiest blowjob from seeking the pearl faggots every single one of them
Night Finebros
>>554863575
>>554863724Kingu wouldn’t say this
>>554863241>Anshinzawa Under Bridge
>>554863739anons here who wouldn't let windy bite their penis
>>554863535who the FUCK is rudolph?
>>554862501Narita Fat Bags is more like it.
These don't make up for how ANGRY this game makes me every day
>>554863739Oh, I want to seek the pearl alright...
>another run that wold have been perfect if I had long SI'm fucking tired of this shit
>>554863739Seeking the NippleWith my mouth
>>554863878ungrateful little bitch
>>554863878rape this anon now
>>554863837But biting you is what shark-teeth umamusume are for...? Why would a trainer not want them to bite him?
So did she ever find it?
Managed to MLB Nice Nature in 240 pulls. Also got some nice SRs to MLB that would be decent for MANT.
Does Digital not realize that she herself is a cute uma?
>>554848839shake it out is honestly better positioned than 777 since everyone literally starts accelerating there, 777 is a failsafe at best
one of my fave song is finally in the gametransforming and suzuka solo (silent star) both are peaksshame that we won't be getting anything new from that proven pedo composer, but atleast Uma is still keeping his songs and play them on live concert (Kraft x Cesario covered transforming in Uma 6th)
>>554864116It would permanently stunlock her if she ever did, be thankful
>>554864085the pearl was the friends she made along the way
>>554864135>but atleast Uma is still keeping his songs and play them on live concertThis is seriously problematic
>>554862767Ayabe's hands typed this post.
>>554863917>buying gold recov even with 900+ stam guaranteed after finals
Does her career give jack shit for skill points?call me a schizo but every time I do her career I feel like I can only buy 3 golds
>>554864135Truly one of the best songs composed for the game, 9.5/10 easily. It's a shame it takes them up to the second anniversary so drop another banger like "Transforming" again, it's pure soul
>>554864097congratulations but also EXPLODE>>554864135Gekirknely send him to Epsdiddy island for all I care the songs were good
>>554864224as long as no one is making a thread about it on xitter it'd be fine. guy is a very talented composer shame that every artistically talented person is also either autistic or predator
>>554864304do extra races, yes even during ace runsextra race > shitty turn
>>554864116She lacks self esteem which is why she was shocked when her trainer said that she's their oshi
>>554864116You’re not supposed to bring that up
>>554864426seems like a nebulous answer since that could apply to any uma in the game
til about teaser stallions is this literal uma cucking
>>554863667Nicely done. I had to use 14 tickets and 50 extra rolls. Got OG Biwa, Mummy Creek and Bono. Only minor damage to my stash and no dupes.
>>554864305uma song tiermaker link please, planning to make one after work
>>554864116no and that is kind of the part of her appealIt's (you) that tells her how cute she is
Is this why they say to do your daily rolls?
>>554864570windy bit this ass
all Fuku lovers need to go and listen to her singing Transforming NOW!
If you hate ANY uma you don't belong here.
>>554864646Based and true.
if the game allowed you to make your own custom uma and cygames sold customization items would you shill out some money?
I hate Mayano Top Gun
>win debut>still need fansman I'm not even using king halo...
>>554863739I really like her and hope she spooks me down the line. Pearl is one hot piece of ass and got the hairest umanko of them all. Also the real horse had a really impressive record.
>>554864570>spatsBlows my mind that people actually get mad when cute girls wear these in shows
>>554864305> L'Arc de gloire that low
>>554864646I hate Tickezo.
>>554864615And she'll do it again.
>>554864478because it does apply to every uma, technically. Not all of them have the same amount of races required to beat their career.
>>554864646I don't hate them, I hate their fans, I just think Kawakami is ugly as fuck, and her fans are pretenders
>>554864746
>>554864746T. aishin
Post something comfy
I CANT LOG INTAMAMO I JUST GOT HER AAAAAA etc
>>554864646I will impregnate every umamusume
>>554864794
>>554864742Let me guess, you played Darktide once and thought the OST was great
>>554864646laisu.gifI HATE CURREN
>>554864305>Umapyoi not in the top tier
>>554864790Fine, fine, I'm leaving. But before I go FUCK TICKEZO. Stupid goofy-ass green ears and annoying voice...
>>554864116>>554864443 thiswhich is why Kingu is prominent in her career as the reverse of winner but lack self esteem (digitan) and serial loser but proud (kingu)Agnes Digital probably sees herself like in picrel
>>554864919My wife, Confusion!!
*contemplates*
>>554864923Don't mind, if I do. She is cute and sexy
>>554864305this song is hype, why the hateit literally makes you want to go FAST
>>554864305this tier list blows
>>554864646TRVKE
>>554864923I think Winning Ticket SUCKS
>>554864305this tier list is great
im very happy it's extremely easy to get tama's epithet
>>554865042Not a damn thing going on in that head
imagine the loud and annoying paizuri...
>>554865070>giving even a single fuck about some anon's taste in music.
>>554865154
>>554865195Everyone hates Tickezo till they see her body
>>554864680if they could have bikini's like maruzenskys? sure
>>554865070How is it hate? It litearally is on the highest SSR tier
>>554864305Putting all the bad songs at the top and the good songs at the bottom... such a master of trolling.
>>554865215All I care about is how others perceive me, it's the one sole defining force in my life, and is why I have chose to live inside, alone, surrounded by anime
>>554851518It feels very strange seeing an uma wear these clothes...
All umas should wear little hats that are too small for them
imagine hating THISyou must be some sort of unstraight person
>>554857276>lvl 2 hint for THH>20 skill points>Tamamo Cross already comes with it nativeanon....I'm afraid you might be retarded. 90 stats in speed and power are not worth 20SP. Goddamn.
>>554865370I'm perceiving you right now. I'm forming an opinion of you. Hmm. Yep, I definitely am cognizant of you as a person now.
>>554865308How is Oguri song bad?
>>554864305>Best song of S3 is SR>The other Cheval song is higherWtf?
>>554865195am i stupid for thinking that black black, red eyes, and not pale gives her 'ethnic' vibes
LET ME SNIFF YOUR SHOES NEICHA
>>554865461N-no... the anime... is fading away...
>>554865465My bad, I didn't see BRIGHTEST HEART there...
>>554865541SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF
>>554864305>Ms Victoria and Legend Changer anywhere but the top>Blow My Cock is higher than them
>>554865478Her voice range was terrible for her anime solo. She improved a lot over the years and killed it with her game solo. Also the lyrics for the anime song are lame
>>554865195>*sloshing noises*
>actually lost the brian hard mode at tenno springNOOOOOOOOOO
>>554865284>the most boring Maruzensky skinwell I guess it is time for me to go to bed because SEA is posting
>>554865640You did it with Vodka!?
>>554865647Legend Changer is not that good and Sirious Symboli is a fraud. Ms.Victoria is properly ranked in the highest tier besides the absolute best.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOSE THE FUCKING ELIZABETH CUPEVEN FUCKING PARENT RUNS WITH 200 SPEED WIN IT
>>554864794_
>>554864890OK, I admit that it is a music that greatly varies in quality depending on the singer. But in the hands of a great singer (or three) it is peak.
>>554858007it's not bad, but even a double rainbow is probably better. The hint brings THH from 100 to 80 SP, 20% off, which is cool, but a Kita-Biko lvl5 training is what, 60-70 speed/25-35 power? I know iwhat I'd choose>t.just ran 4 speed cards and still was short speed on Tama
when you roll an umait is your duty to create reaction image with themso go make some zoomed-in tamamo faces
>>554858134yeah, I prefer to cap speed by Senior inspiration, then you can just focus on wit and stamina during summer and fall. Easy.
>>554865783
>>554865860does she wear the ribbon because of how far apart her ears are, or are her ears that far apart because of the ribbon?
>>554865783Heh, guess Biwa got the head start after all
whats the next CMand who are the meta horses for it
>>554865974i hate this cunt so muchI can't believe I GOT TWO OF HER AND NO XOGURISHE'S ACTUALLY USELESSIMAGINE MAKING A LONG UMA WHO SUCKS DICK AT LONG RACES, OH THAT'S RIGHT MANHATTAN CAFE
Your shoes, hand them over.
>>554858034the same way you make a Golshi or a Mayano that's not a witlet, silly>use wit cards>balance the resulting card deficit with speed, stam, and/or power spark inheritances
>>554865860
oguri is the fabled uma uma
>>554858327damn that's a good Tama. Deck/inheritances?
>>554866059Don't say that...
>>554866136you have to eat all the mikans
>mile aptitude E>secret event is locked under a mile racewho the fuck designed tamamo's kit
How do we feel about Corner Acceleration?
>>554866191YOUR ONLY REMINDER TO THIS GAME'S COMMUNITY IS FAILURE TO GETTING AN UMA THEY ACTUALLY WANTYOUR LIFE IS NOTHING. YOU SERVE -ZERO- PURPOSE
>>554864305>メジロ讃歌>USRNice
>>554864794>>554866228I have had that picture for a long while and I even used it in a jiggie once, yet I only just now realized she isn't lying under blankets, but is instead under a kotatsu that has things sitting on it.
>>554866294I was hoping to get Biwa too and got her and Ogurin in less than 20 rolls. I am happy
Damn, Nice Nature entered a lot of G1s and G2s.
>>554864723I hate Brian when I play a Mayano career. Like, I love Banchou and I hope she spooks me next month, but godDAMN I AM FUCKING SICK OF LOSING THE HANSHIN TO FUCKING BRIANHOW MUCH FUCKING SPEED AND STAMINA AND POWER DO I NEED BEFORE MAYANO CAN WIN THIS COCKSUCKING RACE, IS BRIAN THAT MUCH OF A PIGGER?!!! OH YESSSSS, OINK OINK GIMME FREE STATS SLURP SPURT *SHITS SELF* AHHHH HYESS MOAR PLS JUST WIN EASY
>>554866331Marked...
>>554866413Average fan run
>>554866010yes
>>554866503it's always funny seeing posts like this when they don't know the pain of almond eye or even gentildonnaI hope you have fun in the future.
I got Taishin from Tamamo bannerit's over
>>554866654>got the better umawow dude that sucks :<
>>554866413Neicha is on that spot of earning enough money to continue racing even with such losing streaks. He's top 5 most successful non-G1 winners of Japan
>>554866695shut up Taishin
>>554865460obviously i took the rainbow retard and have you never heard of skill discount ?
>>554866770enjoy those pace chaser and late surger moves XD
>>554865860I roll for supports, it's your guys job to make the images so I can save them.
Seeing this incomplete is already pissing me off
>>554866504No this is
>play an uma with a speed growth>with 3 speed 2 wit>don't cap speedWhy is daiwa so fucking hard to train? Wasted the long/groundwork spark, heartbreakingnot that it matters since I only got one green, fuck my ass
>always rolls the lowest stat for sparksI'm tired of this game.
weird that the translation this line changed umamusume to racingfor some reason in game tama feels kinda chubbyi think sadly the truth is i would like tama more if she was oguri sized instead of a loli, va is quite nice
bwos is chronogenesis down
BAKUSHIN
>>554866872Join a club
>>554867020nobody uses chronogenesis anymore
I can't wait for Capricorn Cup, it's super silly but it really feels like just about anything works except for fronts but screw them after the hell they put me through in Cancer CupDon't mind the three in the back, poor guy brought his Sagittarius team to a sprint
>>554866183rice keeps being a bitch to me even tho i got vamp today..14*stam, 3*pwr
>-40 energy on a race loss with TamamoWtf when did the penalty get this harsh?
>>554867114based kingu
>>554866970why are you guys even trying to make frontrunnersa S+ front with long S will lose to a generic-ass A+ goldship like this one:>>554863917Let along oguri who will just slaughter your fronts
>10 initial friendship>5% TEGoddamn this new SSR is ahh
>>554866252yea had same thought. Its like gold thh+spurt are too good for the kit so they filled other spots with junk
>>554863917Post deck
>>554866503Half the reason I actually dislike Mayano Top Gun is how her career is a big humiliation ritual for Brian. The few times I played her, I'm undefeated against Brian (try being good at the game) and the story is just>*beats Brian*>Wow that was so sparkly I wanna beat Brian again>*beats Brian*>Wow that was so sparkly I wanna beat Brian again>*beats Brian*>Wow that was so sparkly I wanna beat Brian again>*beats Brian*>Wow that was so sparkly I wanna beat Brian again>*Brian retires*>Noooo that's not very sparkly! I need to beat you againThe other half is how cringy she is.
>>554867045Long... she did it...
>>554865718Yep. Overkill for beating a legend race. You can probably pull it off with Long C.
>>554867054>every club is dead or Invite/Approval requiredthis is like applying for a job with "no experience needed" in the headline and then halfway into page 2 it says they are expecting "years of previous experience in the field"
>>554867045Show us her stats!
>>554867417anon we have B clubs that will take you that don't ever get mentioned here so you have privacy
>>554867417You can still clear the dailies in a dead club.
Moving on up
>>554867417Join a club from /here/Shortstack was recruiting earlierCloverClub was recruiting too
>>554866786then why were you even bitching that the game blows? You yelled FUCK YOU GAME . . .for giving you a fat rainbow that puts your ace in spitting distance of viability for CM.Your post doesn't make sense.
>>554867296>why are you guys even trying to make frontrunnersI learned that I feel nothing when I win with gold ship so I'd rather play what makes me happy
>2 front 1 end actually nerfs your end closerTHIS GAME IS RETARDED WTF
>>554867402I mean you "did it" with her (title).
uts not too common, but sometimes torena is stupid and makes me cringe
>>554867574just build your End with high wit if you want to keep up with Front snowball
>>554867683I DID THEN I GOT 5 DIFFERENT>end closer savvyREPLIES
>>554867574Bro your Oguri?
>>554867615Love this cute dork.
Does the free SSR voucher include new cards or is it just make debut cards?
>>554867574Holy fuck please be true get fucked
well dreidel oguri be exposed as a fraud in the cm
>>554865042Do not contemplate it!
>>554867271I definitely need to do some more runs with her to get more wit but getting Turf S and left-handed/winter runner randomly is going to be hard to let go>>554867574Team comps can have negative synergy, I almost didn't make it to A finals in Virgo because I was running Suzuka/S!Maru/Biwa which completely fell apart the second I entered round 2 because Biwa would get choked out of SFV too often. Once I swapped out both fronts for Taiki/debuffer Grass Biwa immediately won 3 in a row to get me to A finals.
>>554867450I wasn't paying attention and entered the gluema on the left even though I have the better uma on the right. It doesn't take much to beat the legend race...
>>554867806to what? She shits on fronts and ends can only beat her if they get a perfect acceleration
>>554867171did she not finish her event chain? again?I fucking hate it when they do that, Creek hasn't finished hers the past 3 careers I've done, obnoxious as hell. I don't have Finemo...but I could maybe approximate that deck. Will give it a shot tomorrow, good to know.
>>554867753Can't blame ya
I guess D Turf/D Long isn't enough. Also you stupid goober, how are you supposed to use any of your accel skills if you galaxy brained your way to 5th right before the spurt started? Too smart for her own fucking good...One day Ulala. One day.
oguri crapsmas
Does SFV work in the sprint CM?
>>554848484No idea who this is but she looks like she loves it up the ass
>>554867830Ar...are you bringing Bakushin to Sagittarius?
>>554867545its just a silly blog post anon. getting good rainbows on optionals you wanted to run always sucks
>>554867257>he skipped the text
I never recovered from losing CM1...
>>554867257anon... you made sure to read her career right?
>>554867918I think starting with 12 long 6 turf is probably better than 9/9. Don't trust me though, I still haven't done it. I got second place by a head once...
>>554868114Pulling a Taurus win out of my ass with a Gold Ship I made right before the finals entries closed has kept me going through multiple losses.
>>554867821that is a first-rate kingu, no doubt. Very nice.
i like umamusume because it lets me take famous umas and make them lose all their races
>>554868145>>554868086I didn't think the fear thing would actually play out...
>>554867821WAIT RED SHIFT WORKS IN THE SPRINT CM?
>>554867906yeah rice hasn't finished chain for me once today. I use finemo cuz te+big rainbows even at 1lb. She can help carry the wit, its rough getting 600+ wit when you have to devote a lot to capping speed on 0%ers
>>554868149Maybe. I got a fuck ton of Dirt G1 trophies on Bobo with C Dirt B Sprint B Mile earlier today so I felt like giving Urara a try. I'll waste a borrow on it again tomorrow.
>>554868021I'm trying but she hasn't gotten above 6th place in a single room match and I haven't been able to build a better one...
I'm going to miss having a bunch of Uma at Rank 10.
>>554868365Respect. And I thought bringing Vodka was cheeky.
>>554868365(And yes I realize it's because she's understammed.)
>>554868268On late/end you can gamble on it by hoping you only move into 5th at a good time.
>>554867367that's a pretty fair assesment, I'd say. The rivalry she has with Brian comes off excessively one-sided and not very compelling. Brian's story by contrast (Main Story Chapter 4) was awesome back in October and I cannot wait to bring her home to my stable, either next month or in June when she reruns with Sky.
>>554868436what changed
>>554867002>parent farming tamamobut why lol she has like 6 A aptitudes. if you want thh just create your own loop lineages
is smaru dogfood in the sprint CM?Wanted another front to go with my falco...
>register Bakushin for a G1 dirt mile race>remember way too late she's not a dirt horse
>>554868268Activates way too early. Only Maruzensky would have any use for it.
>>554868472Lots I haven't actively used in some capacity so it's like "rank 10, rank 10, rank 10, rank 9, rank 9, rank 6, rank 3" meaning it'll take forever to get their casuals.
>>554867986Late-race starts on a straight, so SFV does absolutely nothing. You'll want to inherit Victoria por plancha and Give Mummy a Hug for your pacers.>>554868268Only on lates or ends, since they can potentially hit 5th place during the late-race where the acceleration really matters and you really want as much accel as you can get for sprints
>>554868471I'm rooting for you anon
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LOOP LINEAGE STOP MAKING UP WORDS
>>554868450The Arima Kinen was basically made for her.
>>554867574I just learned of this today as well. All those GolShi runs gone... like dust in the wind...
>>554868514I'm not. I just want a consolation prize for a trash run.
>>554868589I wonder what they’ll add past bond 12
>>5548674171. lurk /uma/2. towards the 31st, clubs will start to advertise openings. Some have already done so3. find a club you want (casual, dailies, sweaty tryhard etc)4. answer the danchou's call. It's very easy. I got into Umadash that way back in July, and it's hugely comfy time.
>>554868465why did i get hard
>>554868559are you perhaps a witlet
>>554868589
>>554868696you might be ill
>>554868657Didn't you read Higurashi? It's like that.
>>554868749>>554868749>>554868749
>>554868681I glue my failed ace runs even if they get good sparks. Affinity is serious business.
>>554867367I feel terrible if I go undefeated in Mcqueen's story because I'm constantly putting down Ryan who just wants to be accepted as a Mejiro.
>>554868471>The rivalry she has with Brian comes off excessively one-sided and not very compellingIn Brian's career, she doesn't even meet Maya until the last race and barely acknowledges her even then.
>>554868284capping speed on 0%ers is torture. Every time I see toreinas do it with 2 speed cards I want to scream. Last Tama run I did I used 4 and still only got 1150. I could tell I was low-rolling, but still.
>>554868892>barely acknowledges her even then.holy fucking shit my sides, unbelievably based Banchou
>>554868450Cute
>>554868559
Golshi can't do shit this CM if there is no Late uma to fire NSM withyou become Taishin's NSM target instead
>>554868365>she hasn't gotten above 6th placeYou are not buying angling, that's why, believe in her and give her a Seiun parent
>>554869353>my Vodka is just food for my Gold ShipF
>>554848713I think the mare murder story is just an unconfirmed rumour but the rest seems pretty spot on.
I wanna fucking CUM!
