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EUW VGS TODAY @ 7PM !!!!
This is where Draven shines.
>>554887476CEST or british/irish/portuguese
theres nothing i can really offer other than love
>>554887568Yes, CEST @ 7PM. sorry I forgot about the time zone!!
>>554887641do you have any webms from yesterday???!!!!!
>>554887641who do i add to join
>>554887852>>554802267>>554800805I clipped these two
>>554887852I think someone posted some from yesterday but I will keep my clipping tool on today for any cool stuff happening.>>554887861at 7PM you click on "Join Customs" type in vg vs vg and then as the password: euwvgs and then you can join no need to add anyone but I will probably add you while you are in the lobby!>>554887953thanks!!
>>554887476Any transgirl playing today?
>>554888161hi
>>554888107is it fine if i play on a low level account? i'm an eune chud
>>554888301hiiiiiii
i got a penta.. wow..
>>554887476>>554887641Also since riot is retarded and you need to pick your role in the lobby already (it doesnt matter if you do blind pick) first pick can pick their role, second pick can pick any role they want except the first picks and so on with third, fourth and fifth pick. Then next game everyone picks the role under their current role in the selection menu. If you really dont want to play a speciifc role just say it in chat im 100% sure someone else can swap with you. >>554888161im not sure who will turn up but best to stay hopeful anon..>>554888305anythings fine as long as you dont go afk no one cares if you do bad and if they do they are retarded
>>554888301Hi cutie, ign? discord? owo
Yone!
>>554889443huh? I for one love poc women!
good meowfternoon lolg>>554887476might only make a couple again i will be pubbing
how to lane against diana?
i feel so untouched right now
how do I lane into toplane varusalso bonus points for my jungler asking me "why I dont just rush tabis". in emerald. man.
>>554889898just pick a bruiser that stat checks her instead :^)
what
Is Xin dead in lore? I don't pay attention to promotional stuff.
>>554890043fix that then
>>554890141Yes, based on the League of Legends 2025 season cinematic "Twilight's End," Xin Zhao is considered dead or effectively gone in the current lore. He sacrifices himself to save Ionia by allowing the Darkin, Zaahen, to possess his body, essentially replacing his consciousness. He remains playable in-game as part of the game-lore separation.
>>554890048if the enemy picks an adc top or mid i'll camp him and kill 50x so he will never pick that shit solo lane again
>>554890043what if I don't main any bruisers?
my duo uses vc but only talks about what’s happening in the match; after the match ends, he mutes himself and only opens his mouth again in the next draft
>>554889443>I probably act more white than some of youyou cant act a skin colour. you will never be white.
>>554890551Bruiser ? I hardly know her! Hajahajahar I will be here all night folks. You ladies have a good evening.
>>554890103it means "please ruin my life." you know, when a bad bitch ruins a nigga's life.
>>554890686is this a good or bad thing
>>554890686wow he is amazing
>>554890810but viego is a man and he was gender bended on that emote with that line
As a toplaner I would be offended by the toplane pedophile stereotype if it wasn’t trueEvery counterpicker is a pedophileAnd, well, hehe, let’s just say that you get redside in 50% of your games
>>554890814for me is bad, i feel like i'm boring af to talk non game topics, it's like if our duo relationship is missing something basic
>>554890974it says commission and do not use!!
>>554891073I'm kind of a bad boy like that
>>554891072there is no relationship.
>>554891072some people want to duo and nothing else. some others want a proper friendship
>>554890974another ahri victim
Fun champs to face top:Camille as a toplanerYour adc hates her but shes a bozo in lane and not very broken in laning phase until triforceI looked through the entire listThere is nothing else https://u.gg/lol/top-lane-tier-listEvery toplane champ is cancer to face
can i be on the euw vgs too...
>>554891219you don't need to ask just join the custom lobby when it gets made
>tfw banned from euw vgs
bang!
>general so awful lately I don't even have motivation for game postsI hate this place.>>554889898You don't if you mean midlane. She is an assassin and assassins are meant to take down squishies, and Diana is one of the worst. Poke her at around lv2 but don't waste too much mana, at lv3 just play around her shield being down - try to space her Q as well. Alright case scenario: you end up just using everything to farm minions since Diana will likely be in a position to kill you; worst case scenario you don't get to stay in lane unless you want to have fun recalling every 3 minions.
>>554891391is anyone actually banned?
shyv was forgotten again
>>554891391we know hunter
>>554890043NEED YOU SO MUCH RIGHT SOMEHOWI CAN'T FORGET YOUBEEN GOING CRAZY SINCE THE MOMENT I MET YOU
>>554890330thats nice but I just got ingored by my jungler went 70 cs behind and 0/3we still won but I didnt really contribute
>>554890551meant for >>554890083
played fewer than 10 matches today and already 2 viegos with the newest gacha skin.... and someone had briar's new skin
>>554891331omg *gropes you*
>>554891391new management I dont think anyones banned
>>554892312play zoe then, if she ever e you e and you will always have the better trade.
>>554892437wtf gweb
it seems I have expended all my luck points on the skin and sharing with anon who needed luck tooI regret nothing
>>554891812If I happen to play jgl or top i'll go Shyv in tonights vgs
>>554891578>>554892545thank you
>>554891481She was hot before they forced her into being a dyke.
>>554892860veigar is also ok if you dont play zoe. again just e her e. its not as foolproof however because she can still try to dodge your abilities in the cage.
Hmmm today i'm not gonna play this reddit chungus tankoid dashslop pedophile game and will instead gorge myself on sandwiches and read crossed all day
>>554892928arcane did irreparable damage to some league's characters
Man I want to have a beautiful yordle GF
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER!
i could be master if i picked to win but instead i counterpick myself everygame because i want to play my heckin fun champ instead of picking optimally
I started to make the Runeterra CYOA but it's taking a lot longer than I thought to create. So far I have species and origin region section done, plan on probably making a category for skills, techniques, magic, gear, and buffs.
>>554893701wow..lugs is literally me
>>554893436which one
>>554893701I fucking love lugs
>>554893701you said it, lugs
>>554893889Vex
Can I join the vgs even if I'm a level 40 player in bronze 3
i just unleashed a demon in soloq calling my whole team retarded negroids and i didn't even get a chat warning
Can I join the vgs even if I'm a level 21 player and unranked
>>554894225its open to all
Can I join the vgs even if I'm not trans
>>554894584absolutely not
>>554893436yordles aren't for lust over
>>554894584thats a deal breaker
Can I join the vgs if i am a biological female
>>554894724NO GIRLS ALLOWED
>>554894754oh..
Annie-anon any specifics for the kyojiri pic?I suppose just a a backshot angle
>>554894647plap
>>554894724they are allowed, i've hosted and took part in plenty
>>554894647I want to have sex with Vex
>>554895393
in how many hours is the vg custom
nevermind we're back. team was worried about having the damage to melt zac and then one of them was all "we have vel" and it just felt nice for my boi to be respected in any formglhf in your games, lol
>>554895469my pov seconds before i slam my dick in her throat
>>554895469*Smooch*
>>554895547did you do an all nighter wtf
>>554895507Starts in about 4 hours.
>>5548955074 hours!
>>554895676all-nighter? yes. playing league? noI was so excited over the skin that I couldn't sleep so I stayed up doing stupid shit. that's the last game for me I'm about to head out in a bit
>This is the 3rd time I'm getting 3 man ganked what the FUCK are you doing mid and jgl???
>>554895715>>554895726will there be an adc slot
>>554896030now kiss!
>>554896030and awwri rapes another..why does she keep get away with it??
>>554896049there will be a need for holes that most euw people will want to fill, so yes
>>554896245Why'd you phrase that so suggestively
>>554893701Aren't we alike.
>>554887576ign?
>>554896532you'll instead get stuffed by the OTPs, make sure to pick a cute champion
>>554896532buffet
>>554896820Me when I get into bandle city
>>554896532>>554896820WHY CAN'T WE EVER JUST PLAY LEAGUE IN THE LOLG MEETUPS
>>554897002we wouldnt need to meet up if we just wanted to play league. meet ups are for rape.
it's not rape if it's consensual
>>554896049the entirety of eu lolg is adc mains but if you act cute and trans you get to play whatever you want since we're (almost) all gentlemen
>>554897149>almost
you should just play reverse draft in euwvgs
>>554897406sus
If I had a kindred gf I wouldn’t share her with lolg
>>554897025other general meetups dont have rape.....
>>554897382whats that?
>>554897149yeah dont kid yourself. maybe 4 of you are gentlemen and that's with me showing favoritism
>>554897598instead of picking champions to play, you're picking what your enemies play (1-1)
>>554897598nemesis draft
>>554897642Who are the gentlemen
>>554897703sounds fun as hell
>>554897703>>554897756problem with those are its too confusing and theres no way to keep track of it and if someone doesnt want to pick the champion at alll what do you do then? theres people that arent as good and might just not want to play anymore after going 0/20 yuumi top
>>554897429It’s true, and based on the pics I’ve seen they’re all pretty cute
What do I do after I get the title for Mastery 10 on my girl Yunara? This season is boring and the jungloids are ruining every game again.
>>554897959maybe ways to accomodate for thatjust dont be an ass, lower ranks with less flexability could have people assign something from their champ pool, 1 veto each, pshhhjust need to know how to have fun
You wouldn't a fish.
>>554898345>he's thinking about jumping off the hamster wheelyou will keep queuing up as fodder for jungloids and you will be happy
>>554897959just exchange your champ pool list with your adjacent enemy lolg
which champion is the most comfycore?
>>554898720soraka
>>554898473Fifty three million fish babies with cosmic nami <3
>>554898720bard and ivern
>>554898670>>554898382I dont think people would want to put in that much effort just for a 30 minute stomp
>>554898720sona
>>554898482No, I refuse to give the enemy jungloid the satisfaction of ruining my day because he felt he should sit in my lane all gay. I'm already 8/10 and should be done before the weekend is over. Guess I'm free to soft int some normals until next season.
>>554898720Nothing about league is comfy
>>554898783funny you mention putting in effort for 30 minute stomps...
>>554898720Millio,Xerath
Briar won
>>554899331Won what?
>>554899529won = spierdalaj
>>554899186milio makes me extremely uncomfy on my side, so no and xerath is...heyyyyyyyy wait a second you crafty devil
I'm tired scoob
How do I win games where my jungle is autofilled and doing little damage and trying to force objectives? Is every game winnable? I’m not high elo or anything. Is the answer to just play a scaling champion and play it slow?
>>554899529we will never know, that's the joke
>>554899887I think you should try the recommended build with some tank items too, watch some jungling videos online that are focused on nunu. Once you get some fundamental stuff you should be able to jump a division or two.
>>554899887Scoob! Fred's in the other room trying to kill himself!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g931LC43MQ&rco=1Champs for this feel? ^
>>554899887>average death is almost ninemaybe you should stop to play nunu full ap and go liandry+tank items>but it's no le funso enjoy being bronze
>>554899529uglyest character desing in the universe
>>554899118Kinda would
>>554900321>you should rely on your bronze teammates to follow upYeah no.
>>554900538pic related, i'd love to play with my team
>>554900538just die less, retard.
>>554899847>Shoothing shit from 1 screen away without chance to be hit in return>Not comfy???
>t-hex gets nerfed>go from hardstuck plat4 to diamond>literally haven't improved>the only difference is that the comps that i played against are slightly weakerreally makes you thinkrape mortdog
>>554900538if you can't solo carry bronze matches you deserve to be there
>>554901362the cold, hard, truth>t. iron iv
does this game have a single female champion who isn't a deranged fucking slut?
>>554899964Maybe biased from the game I just lost, but if your jungler is autofilled there is a good chance you just lose, or you have to hope another lane stomps.>t.just lost a game from jungle gap
>>554901767Unfortunately all the champions in this game are inspired by your mom, so no.
>>554901767ShyvanaYunaraKayleFioraSenna
>>554902053
started playing lol for the first time 2 weeks ago, why do bronzes play worse than iron
>>554901767anon? your lillia?
>>554901907GOTTEM
>>554902424>i got 30 kills on diana, but and i'm not smurffing on pisslow pls believeyou're the cancer who is killing this game
>>5549023422 proud silver shitters. here's the stats i get while smurfing at your rank btw
>>554898783it's not a lot of effort to get your roles and say to the other guy "I main xyz"
>>554902329Fiora is a bulldyke also has some suggestive lines. Lux for some reason is some naive kid. Sona seems decent. Yunara is a weird mixture between an autist, religious zealot, nationalist and monk. Kayle is simply a fanatic but those are hard wired to be turbo sluts. Gotta hear the new Shyvana to see.
>>554902509lillia sucks your cock while you're sleeping
>>554902772>Yunara is a weird mixture between an autist, religious zealot, nationalist and monk. DUUURR, PRUUUNE DUH TREEE!Shut up, Yunara
>>554902676im serious dude i never played lol before but i used to play dota a lot so its kinda fast to learn
I can see why Sona is still single, these are too big
>>554902882They really went overboard in trying to have her feel and sound like 0 sex. She's still very fun to play but listening to such a woman can drive you insane. Kayle at least has some giga dom potential. Yunara, apart from having a good body is a boner killer.
>>554902915ok now makes sense, what made you switch from Dota to LoL?
>>554902053please report this individual for comms abuse so that he may get back on his schedule of meds
>>554903229i always had the wrong idea about the game because of the cartoonish ahh graphics tried it for the lulz and actually like the gameplay
I can't believe lacari fucking killed himself
>>554902882where do you get autist from?>>554903179behold: the boner button
>>554903437like....careerwise?
>>554903385i tried Dota before League, but I couldn’t learn how to play Dota on my own. Dota’s design isn’t bad, but it doesn’t appeal to me, so I stuck with League
>>554903608thank you Valve guy. deadlock sucks
>>554902053ITS JUST (You) AND ME
>Yunara is a weird mixture between an autist, religious zealot, nationalist and monk.It's getting a little harder everyday to not think you're all riot games shills.
>>554903608dota is hard to learn but really respects the player compared to leagues arcadey handholding approach
>>554902053>>554902342>Named Whiteandproud.>Already has a complete neurotic breakdown on champ select.
>>554903858and wife*
>>554903608and from a new player perspective it looks to me like : jungle - easy to play hard to mastermid - average support- brainlessadc- kinda easy/averagetop - fuck that might be totally wrong tho
bronzetress
horse champ leaked
>>554893992You're not one to talk, Aurora. Toxic bitch...
>>554903014Mine would look so small between them...
>>554903014besides, having a mute wife sounds boring
yamatocoin on the rise
Okay you liars. Yesterday you told me Neeko wasn't canonically LGBT and yes, safe was confirmed.
mickey mouse superserver
>>554904736You'll change your mind when you have kids.
>>554901362what fucking more do you want from me
list of career lolgs that engage in marketing:wake up ahri esports (ret.)dota crewforsen faggot
>>554904554aurora has autism. she's not toxic. intelligent people that also happen to be autistic come off as condescending to the lesser autists
>>554905182"dead jungleoid game""dead general"
>>554905414t. seething jungloid
>>554905112im going to take a really blind shot in the dark and say you lose a lot because you force objectives with nobody coming instead of making a difference in the objectiveless jungle teamfights>>554905414nah pretty sure those are organic. mixed in with the inorganic awareness spreaders (or whatever thats called in those job descriptions), probably
>>554905359I don't wanna rethread the trying that was discussed two topics ago, but she doesn't sound autistic, she sounds lik a TikTok asshole pretending to be autistic. All the lore, descriptions and events where she gets mentioned, it's always about how calm and empathetically she is despite her sperging. Instead in the Rift she talks like Vex 2.0
>>554905359it's funny that you're autistic and not smart
>be in like 9 games win streak>last games my teams get increasingly worse>enemy teams increasingly better>last game lost because our ADC couldn't play safe>I have to delude myself it's my faultI'm fed up with this game.
>>554904946well yes... enchanters deserve the spotlight after what... 5 years of jungle abusers and riven taking the #1 slot...? sera actually feels good to play now...
i fucking hate diamondi'm never getting out of this fucking rankgames are never fucking balanced it's always a one sided stomp because there's always niggers that don't belong here somehow winding up in this rank i should just go gamble instead at this point it's literally the same fucking thing as playing slots
>>554904736>mute wifethis is the male fantasy
>>554905853i agree anon... i had to duo out of the diamond climb games were legit unplayable after i stopped matching with gms/masters... nothing but tilted babies crying their only chance of getting glory was ruined... its not your fault... really...
>>554905631yeah, that's autism. she spergs much like a dumb train collector ornn but then she means well - even when she sounds hostile. I'm not going to engage you on wild rift material. maybe if you spoonfeed it>>554905658nice self-own
>>554905713After a win streak you get the ultimate test which is if you can 1v9, if you can you get a big boost if you can’t then back to the mines.
I feel so alone lately...
Bro what the fuck is that new demolish?How broken is that
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>>554906220good call. thank you
I have the cure for autism right here
>>554906462..
>>554906759you don't have autism, lillia
>>554906973lillia?
>>554906103Last game we were 2v8 me midlane and our jungler, but the ADC refused to play safe and not answer to roam pings and dying to them?>why didn't you follow up?Because for once I was playing good macro and rotating with the jungler, and guess what? We were carrying that game.I refuse to play another season with mentally insane amount of games, and spend them telling myself "I'm not enough" because I can't 1v9, when it's blatant how manipulated the system is.It's not a test of my skill, it's a test of my patience.
>>554906462But i play top!
we have cuties here, play botlane
>>554906462that's a treatment and not a cure
I have negative win rate with my main
>>554907826how much do these cost?
>>554908354two plaps
>>554908354Sex
>>554905631It's a ficitonal character they had full control over and they still made her autism sound like a larp. The californians at riot probaply did no research and their only exposure to "autism" were their coworkers going "I do research on topics sometimes im SOO autistic teehee"
>>554907826the babes of midlane are better
Cant decide. >Improved tp is garbage so ignite makes sense>I get tp later anyway>Tp just won the the laning phase by getting quest done faster but was worthless in lategame
midget team
>>554899118Built for paizuri
>>554909570if you prefer mid or top champs you like to get pegged by assertive women
>>554906121I want to cuddle a jinx
>>554910158was this supposed to deter me?
>enter tft>get yordle opener>scout>5 yordle boards including me>do void instead>still getting mostly yordles on every shop rotationi hate this champion pool memewhy is it that 1 faction has so many units that you can just do it on multiple boards easily?
>>554905713>>554906103>>554907254Third game in a row ADC trolling, you can't make it organic. I hate this game, always when you win too much.
>>554906051As far as I know she's the same in WR. Her voice lines aren't of someone who's autistic but cares, she talks like an asshole who wants everyone including herself dead, unless it's a spirit. If you're made of flesh and burning alive she would just ignore it or observe and make annotations. In Spirit if Hearth Home she's an autistic dork who empathizes with Ornn and is so well meaning he even sheds his gruff exterior. She's described that way in all other pieces of media and alternate universes. Being autistic doesn't automatically turn you into a misanthropist.
>>554909953a waste of space, 2 midgets, a manlet, and his cat
any gwen players above irondo you still do q + e in lane? instead of other way aroundits good to spam right
power bottom yuumi on my team
here your jungler for today, she will powerfarm until get lvl6, say something nice to her
>>554911303i hope she contributes to teamfights when she scales
what does it mean when my client doesn't fully load and my name is <unknown player> on one single account
>>554911303God Lillia you're so fucking cute but your vagina is just kinda gross and sitting like a full meter behind and that gives me mixed feelings.
>>554911303hope she lands lots of E's from across the map
euw vgs status?
>>554911965that's rude
30 minutes
I need racist asian Nami gf
they took my poppy... phreak forgive me... I did something vile...
>>554911303I'm honestly surprised she got a new skin so soon. is she really that popular?
>>554912287>>554912461
>>554912575she bad as hell bro, what the fuck you mean?
>>554912519why its always the bot the lane the most retarded motherfuckers
>>554911303thank you based Lillia for putting that CHUDphite abuser in his place!
>>554912751what
>>554912774because if even one botlaner is retarded, he drags the other one down with him
oh shit it's soon
>>554913013a fair fact
>>554912519now you have to post the obligatory shen webm
AZAKANA could be here..he muttered to himself
>>554913886i unironically got flamed by silvers for building it on morde and voli on day 1 lmao
>>554913490after vgs maybeprobably nottldr nothing happened and then we won
>>554914002I knew this item would be retarded when it was leaked
>>554912519>theruinedkingcan I get his autograph?
get tired of clearing the 1 repeatedly, often multiple times per day. Seek salvation from this chinese water torture with the advice from my peers hereplay TFT they said.FUCK YOUUU
reminder that Nami is soft
>>554914002So is it good on morde? I might abuse this
IT'S UP!!!!
>>554914002silvers love to flame hextech gunblade when it's not kat or akali either.
Aurora's W doesn't matter at all it's rabbitshit
pt_crow is cooking
where's my new hag main?
what game do I play for more gameplay similar to the demacia minigameanno or civ? or something else?
>>554914949They just retroactively made leblanc a hag and got flamed for it, so probably a while
>>554914757Briar pussy juice
>>554915252the client minigame is very barebones but Id say civ is the closest one, try civ 5 and see if you like it
vg vs vgpassword: euwvgs
>>554914757nomnomnomnomnom
>>554915604it's not there
>>554915748refresh the thing
forsen must be the only nocturne player who doesn't use R off CD
did this guy really buy a fucking boost to master
>>554916027who?
netflix: are you still watching?someone's daughter:
>>554916171*snap*
>>554916067si17
How likely is it that if i buy tear start item and rush muramana 2nd item after ROD that i can get a 2nd tear full for seraphs 4th item?
>>554916383????????who the hell is that
>>554891218CAMILLE HAS THE MOST IRRELEVANT GARBAGE W IN THE GAME OFC SHE'LL BE """""FUN"""" TO FACE. """"FUN"""" AKA WINNING LANING PHASE EVEN WITH A BLINDFOLD ON
>>554915604when are NA vgs starting back up again
bets
>>554916027>>554916383she has duo friends
Dishonest game, I should quit.
better get out of ranked queue because im about to hop in
>>554917013this but unironicallyi am a menace on the rift, both teams included
please stream vgs again.thanks.
After playing hundreds of games over the years, almost all of them as support, these are my general observations about the kinds of players playing adcs:>Aphelios - feels like most players don't really know how this champ plays (neither do I) and just yolo buttons and it's usually good enough>Ashe - the prototypical filled adc, usually very bad>Corki - adc champ which probably has the biggest possible skill range among adc champs - most players are quite bad but very rarely you get an absolute beast>Ezreal - likes to poke but on average not necessarily more aggressive than rest>Jhin - plays for the fantasy, more selfish than rest>Kalista - was all over when this champ was released, nowadays when you get one they usually know what they are doing>Lucian - consistently selfish assholes, only play for themselves, will never help you unless it also helps them>Miss Fortune - in the past the players used to be weaker than average, nowadays it's all over>Tristana - the good ones are usually more selfish than average, oftentimes feels like they are playing solo lane but this is mostly due to how this champ is designed>Twitch - for some reason this champ used to attract cohort of players which were very bad, nowadays it's all over>Teemo - in theory seems like interesting adc but it rarely works, the same goes for teemo support (I tried)>Varus - not many players nowadays, in the past it felt on average they were emotionally more unstable types, complaining and blaming support more often than othersAll other adcs are all over the place in terms of skills and personality, I don't have any preconceptions about them.Also the kind of adc which bitches at support for stealing kills or whatever in the endgame scorecard 85+% of cases they will have less player damage done than me.>pic unrelated
>>554916724what balanced this? a gacha random number generator?
https://magma.com/d/YWu9eB5tOyThe Drawpile is waiting for (You)!
>>554916171irelia would never let herself be dominated by a 1.52m midget
>>554916654July 2026
isnt qiyana a irelia hard counter? i dont play top btw
Sonar boobar
>>554917904
cockass
>>554918209sona should be an objective to be taken in the game
>>554916938WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEAR ITEMS EVERY SINGLE GAME AND ACTUALIZER ARE YOU ILL? TELEPORT IS ALSO SOMETHING YOU SHOULD ONLY EVER PICK AS A MIDLANER IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO PUSH SIDELANES ALONE WHEN LOOKING AT AN ENEMY COMP IN CHAMPSELECT. IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD EVER PICK EVERY SINGLE GAME WHEN COMBAT/DEFENSIVE SUMMONER SPELLS CAN BE INFINITELY MORE VALUABLE
>>554916383what the actual fuck is wrong with you...
Soraka! My Cute wife! ...Wait one fucking second!
You guys have been playing the game longer than me. Who is a good character to play when people are slow push diving you as adc? I’ll play mages I’m just sick of the jg and everyone else slow pushing a wave and diving me
Okay, here the build: Giganiggadin toplaneStart item tear, use q to stack on champ to gain double manabonus and e to farm while you exclusively run away and never trade.Roa->seraps finish->tear->frozen heart->muramana/fimbulvinter finishWith roa and the new quest you hit lvl 16 when others hit lvl 12How are cringelords like malphite ever gonna stop you?Why wouldnt it work?
>>554918953ok yamato
>>554918850That's one freaking strange goat.
>>554918913Sivir, to me. I don't know who you're currently playing, but Sivir has a built in spellshield that heals you (and gives movespeed from her passive), plus her Q+W tends to shred waves after you get an item or two.Alternatively, someone like Jhin who has CC, so that you can try to get whoever's tanking turret to die under it.
>>554918913nilah is undiveable, sivir deletes waves, varus has outplay potentialother adcs just mostly get raped
>>554918913any time ppl dive my kindred adc i kill them with my ult haha yippie
another viego using the paypig skin
>>554919075>>554918850the starchild grew up
when the fuck are they nerfing voli and/or dusk and dawn
:v
>>554919297>>554919075More like Goat's wild younger sister!
>>554919294I saw it last night and asked him how many rolls, he said 3 and I said bullshit, he said it was 3 of the x10 rolls. Gave me a good laugh.
>>554917936>julywack
>>554896397emanon#evil why :o
results
>>554919814need 1 more
we need one more!!
>>554919814alistar in the big 2026
>>554919485i care not for the furball
>>554919532is that some kind of ripoff?
what things do you see on someone’s profile that make you refuse their friend request for duoing?
>>554918820Because building Seraph Staff with Actualizer is worth it. Lux has plenty of utility on her kit and I prefer more uptime at the cost of slightly less burst, since Actualizer compensates for the damage and allows me to get a free Barrier on shorter cooldown.Teleport is just handy for map presence, I think it's still pretty good for midlane after the homeguard changes.>ARE YOU ILL?I'm depressed.
>playing with a pedo, a two-faced bitch, the spammer apologist, a druggie and a diskek groomernice lobby lol
>>554920260nice, post proofs and receipts now you filthy drama stirring nigger
>spammer apologistah yes dahlia that actually said the spammer is a good poster before starting to spam the thread with his own slop
>>554920260all me
>>554920057Nah, Soraka just has a lot of sisters.
Gamer foids are all frauds, the greatest manipulative liars are all foids
so briar can't grow pubes, I see..
>>554920674how come?
>>554918850I'd actually say she looks more like Seraphine if Seraphine saw Soraka and was like "Yo, I can totally pull off a horn too!"
>>554920725this champ is a joke itself
do you euw fags ever play vgs to have fun or is it all about the ego with you people?
bets game 2
>>554920851stir drama after vgs end pls I like arguing with you but cant rn
>>554920851I play for fun some other people are for sure taking it personal because theyre mentally ill>>554920852I vote team freaky kayn
you now remember that one anon who would seethe every vgs posted and thought lolg were playing together just to spite him
>>554920852gooo team briar
>>554919485
>>554920735Would that also be her bad girl phase, because that Sera-Friend is covered in tattoos?
>>554920941Hot
>>554920941>>554920958see, I asked because I know one person, for sure, said he plays for his ego's sake. You can guess who.>>5549208524chan malphite
>>554921098that fox pussy is the Riot's gold mine
>>554921195why beat around the bush, just namedrop it lol
>>554921195vaguepost king.png
this is the reason why some anons left btw
>>554921335>>554921403see>>554921010
>>554920492A LOT of strange sisters!
>>554921738
>>554920492so Riot ripped of Valve and now Valve ripped off Riot
>>554918953What happens when they zone you off the wave since the lane is longer and dive you pre 6 and now the enemy top lane meta pick is 4 levels up with quest done and ur stuck in forever hell Just pick kayle if you want to do this shit
>>554916654when majin gets back with the milk
>no invite to vgsok u guys h8 me...
>>554921925Yes, but we can forget that Value is good. Riot is bad.
>>554922507looks kinda Seraka
>>554922506you can literally search it
>>554922262Then it wont work, it will work only against champslike malph who cant zone you of the cs.Obviously not against shit like riven, irelia, darius
Does not play for fun.
>>554922616She really became the Sera-Fiend.
>>554922831Define fun
>>554922821Malphite would beat the shit out if kassadin in a long lane, tanks make diving him even easier.Anything can work in low elo so ignore this and do it anyway
I can't find the lobby
>>554923396click on this post
you're banned
something good?
>>554922418mom, why did dad leave us?
>>554923396we are already in game!!
>>554923396keep refreshing until it shows
>>554923503this shit sucks
>>554920418i'm talking about gneedra, the nigger lover
>>554923606could be worse. could be badger teemo
>>554923848badger teemo is cute
>>554923512because he found a gfold as fuck chain smoker majin and schizo daymon can get a girl irl meanwhile you sad sacks of shits jack off to disgusting yordles, furries and zoe porn
>>554921403I got you bro
it has to be extremely depressing for these people that are trying to go pro to realize the skillgap is so large a bunch of washed up has beens can have an actual plat jungler and still beat you like its nothing
>>554911303I feel very conflicted with myself about how I'd want to fuck a deer
>>554921738it was literally an anon sperging out daily in the threads for several weeks
results game 2
>>554924254But muh dead jungloid game???
I know it's been hard, lolg, I really do, but a woman isn't the answer... no woman will fix you.
>>554924470briar... losted?
>>554924470why did the number of games counter reset for ranked but not for norms?
>>554924470game 2 ended with an olaf backdoor
>>554924535our dear malphite had a melty and went afk
>>554924254Just how inflated is the jungle role really?
>>554924670you died 4v3 into 3v1 back to back to lose us the game and you're mad i didnt walk all the way to get botwave after you gifted both objectives
>>554924493I dont want a woman to fix me, i want her to make me worse
This vg shit get serious
>51% wr master on malphite curbstomped by a level 20 olaf player
Woke up.Read the motion comic, too- glad to see that Demacia, at least for Xin, was legitimately that good to him. Yunara basically going "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" after she basically sacrificed Xin for Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law, only for Zaahen to fucking BOUNCE in a heartbeat is somehow deeply funny to me.
>>554925061fear ending is cowardly
>>554924121>giving up on comfy life to become a sloppy second cuckDon't forget you're never the one, it's only your turn
>melties over customsdo niggas really
>>554924470gg killed that dumb bitch syndra twice
>>554924493I don’t need her to fix me I just need her to drain my balls and love me
>>554924940always does
enemy jg has a literal 71% kill participation and our jg is spamming for wards at drag while hes at the opposite side of the map? has 6 deaths?you didnt play good enough to win.
>>554925159that's what happens when you're desperate for vgs and play with people you don't know/despise instead of playing friendlies with... friendsjust goes to show how twisted and two faced euw is
>>554924878....what does that entail
>>554925251And they never got together, because that'd be silly.
>>554924670i think i had a problem with this guy in previous vgs first nu-vg ban soon?
>>554924702I've said it forever, 80% of this game's skillcap revolves around laning and there'sa role that doesn't lane at all.A diamond player on support laning vs Grandmasters was already too much to carry, but an actual platinum jungler is no problem lmao
>>554925251can duo get any more obvious~
well i enjoyed the match for one
>>554925778me too
>>554925187very unsportsmanlike behavior
This is why I avoid vgs like the plague, it just gives people more reasons to hate each others
you euw trannies make na trannies look tame. vile creatures. it's a game ffs
>>554917595I don't understand why autofills don't just lock Sivir. You literally just Q+W and item max on the opponent. It's like playing Ahri or someshit. I legit switched to AD for a couple of weeks because of how free she was.
>>554925524you're supposed to be 4funpilled in customs regardless of winning when will lolg take the damn 4fun pill
>>554925583Ruin my life, slurp my bank account
While I do think that it looked like malphite threw the game he did try hard in the early game while being counter picked and it was just when the game was falling apart that he did some trolly stuff. We lost the game way before that. No one is getting banned, I just need to balance the games better.
>years old clips resurface of Lacari saying he wants to fuck pokégirls and Dawn in particular
>>554925921I'm sorry
So exodia tank items won?
>>554925091Yunara won
>>554926085I want an euw vs na vgs night with sportsmanlike banter
>>554926202We could be clearer if we play for fun/casual or actually try our best because I saw some pick their mains...
The main reason I don't play ranked is because I don't want to play a hard carry, it's not my gamestyle, I don't want to carry niggers and feed them LPs they don't deserve
>>554925091
what's the newest europoor drama about?
UNNERF MAOKAI
>>554926608this will never be possible unless you lose people, some just want to play for fun and others want to tryhard you literally cannot change that it's the same shit in na vgs
>>554926580euw trannies regularly invaded na vgs with their alts to mask their disgusting undilated odor
>>554926857no one actually does this
>picks malphite and builds full tank>customs are supposed to be for fun!!! stop winning against me!!!
>>554926608i'm playing 4fun every game and always lane into someone mainrole playing tryhardit's actually dogshit
>>554923350Malphite wouldnt do anything against kassa, q does nothing because of spellshield and if he trys to poke you, he will permapush so he cant hurt you even a little.Kassadin can sustain champs like ryze.You can actually even beat garen top as kassa. Kassa isnt that weak
>>554926927you literally swapped for last pick to counterpick and ran at nexus to end asap
>>554926926yeah i guess dilation fell out of favor in terms of popularity over the last several years
>>554926857Funny you'd say this
>>554924750what this time? softinting?
>>554927112fwiw he was hovering olaf since we first got in
>>554927320woah veigar is so cute here
>I'm not allowed to say anything to this creature>But he's allowed to be completely useless and int in enemy jungle twiceHAHAA
>infinite scaling>no game lasts more than 35 minutesDo I have to say it outloud?
>>554927320racist comic forgot senna>>554927427catgar a cute!
>>554927112it wasn't me posting this, i wanted to apologize for making you upset but you removed me before i could type it out. i wanted to play olaf since the start but they told me that malphite will be good so i tried to get last picki also wanted to play adc in the first game but a higher rank picked it so i went support
>>554927320Me on the left
>>554927498minions spawn faster
>>554927564>racist comic forgot sennais she a monsterino?
>>554926498Zaahen literally walked out on her in silenceYunara losted.
>>554927670...no
>Riot said they're enabling duo in every elo for "content">Unironically tanking the little competitive integrity left in the game for a few more youtube viewsGame is not dying btw make sure to buy that $300 skin its a good investment
>>554927320Swain counts tooR-right?
Time to be mean Lillia!
Forsen, plat 4 with 48% winrate, is shitting on challenger players on stream
>>554927498GREAT FANFIC 10/10
>>554927981playing with friends is more akin to actual pro play than playing with 4 strangers who are pdfs but lolg aint ready for this conversation
>>554927320Where's Thresh? Sion? Senna?Dumb retard artist included Kindred before other better known infinite scaling champs
>>554926857I said SPORTSMANLIKE banter
>>554928657moron. we have flex for that. soloq should be soloq. riot does this on purpose for reasons they cannot publicly claim because it'd be so loud that it would wake up other morons.
Lobby but you're not allowed to pick meta builds for your champ you pick, thoughts?
>>554929248ultimate bravery basically?
He's shitting on high elo players, what's (you)r excuse?
EEEEEEZZZZZZ
any eu customs?
>>554929419manipulated matchmaking for viewership
did you really need 3 posts about it
The god gamer deserves more posts though
there was a solution, an ultimate or final solution, if you will.Someone put a group of people against another group of people on a regular basis. This was a shift away from using an arbitrary rating system which was a hotly contested subject by itself. The two sides were basically 4fun vs 4ego and 4ego lost. Several times. Over a period of several nights.Try that out.
3 games in a row I won because my jungloid was camping every drake and we got so many stats we pressed W and won. 2 games afterwards I lost because of the same. Now that I think about it, this has been the case 9/10 games. I hate jungloids.
>>554926324Dawn's a good choice, but Hilda is better
im iron 1, can i join vg games?
imagine posting that when 3 people on our team are offrole and havent played their champ in half a year
>>554930187there'e been irons/bronzies in vgs yes. keep in mind that no matter what people will bitch and moan for any reason. people have complained when players are TOO skilled even
>>554929683>>554930187you're late, we only get 2 games and then it's ragequitting
AAIEEEEE MY JUNGLOID
>>554930448gross
>still no 5man lolg ranked stack seeing how far they can getwhat the fuck
was the vg lp worth the throw? listen to your team next time
>>554930187no one is iron stop lying
>>554930576omg it's fakerrr
I wish death to all miliofags, retard just presses W and the adc becomes unkillable
>>554930592bro people have nuclear melties in fucking clash, it will never happen
>>554930592this shit can get you banned for smurfing or rank manipulation now.right?
>>554926996Malphite maxes W lolIf you are beating garen as kassadin its gold or below
>>554930956do not get me started on milios. please. let's just pretend that the players picking that champ do not exist. i am trying to relax
Is there any chart showing all the champs breast sizes? I need to make sure i am drawing auroras baps accurately.
this is a lie.
>>554930831nice thighs
>>554930956adcfags have been asking for a shield slut cleanse peel buff champ like milio and they got him
>>554930989lolg needs to do better>>554930992why would you get banned for playing flex as intended?
no more euw vgs!
a euw lolg flex squad can climb high without dasnagger in it
kill yourself gneedra
>>554931197yes. in my head.neeko (potentially)sonaahrimiss fortunesyndraauroralissandraillaoikaisaelisenidaleekatarinasivirzyraireliagwennamisamirasorakashyvanaevelynnrivenyunaracaitlynakaliluxnilahkalistabriarseraphinexayahjannaoriannavijinx
just speaking faxx, tliting and being a little bitch has no place in a competitive setting
EUW VGS @ 7PM CEST TOMORROW
>>554932552can i join again
bro your champ has 3 spells and you still manage to ult the wrong onetalk when you have hands
>>554932552hell yea Im gonna be done with work by then
>>554932552can i join just to spectatei like watching
>>554932732>i like watchingspectate is basically the cuckchair
>>554932552>>554932618>>554932732yes I dont mind we just need to push through until we find the right solutions to the problems we are currently facing >>554932693excited to see you anon!
>>554930831Real talk, why doesn't Olaf get played more? I swear every time I do well in lane I become an enormous problem that the enemy team might legit just have no way to counterplay, because the old adage of "just CC him" doesn't apply. I've ran with a good bunch of games that I probably wouldn't have simply because I picked Olaf.
>>554932618>>554932732anyone can join
>>554932445>ahri>miss fortuneI really doubt Ahri is bigger than MF.>syndraThough it is nice of someone to recognize Syndra is also stacked.
>>554931048Not beating, but managing to lane vs him and scale.Its really not that hard to survive the lane. It only becomes propblematic if the opponent can freeze the wave and zone you of creeps. But retardren and malphite both automaticly push because of their aoe on minions.Though the garen part used to be true. I dont know rn wether the 1 or 2 platings put to much dent into the quest shitSo far i know that kassa can beat singed, malphite, kayle, kennen, maokai if anyone ever intents to play that baboon tree, mordekaiser, gragas on topAnd with beat i mean survive scaling till lvl 11 and actually kill them.Its we though, tested it and even with tear start you wont get your 2nd tear item full.You would have to literally rush seraphs or muramana first item and get to stack it perfectly everytime on the enemy champ and without roa you cant sustain it
niggers picking yumi in my mayhems deserve death
>>554932805I will be thinking of ways to make sure more people can have fun ingame ranks do not matter as much as people say so I will not be using that to judge the power level of an anon
>>554933035ahri and mf have the most coomer skins with big boobs/push-ups, but in the end I agree that it is debatable between them. I may have favored ahri too much there.
anni
>>554932445does this mean zeri is both flatter than jinx and more stacked than everyone?
>>554933604Annie anon?
>>554933609no it means i got lazy and forgot a bunch of honorable mentions. sorry. it kills me that i forgot zeri
>>554933604Built for being bred by futas
>>554933604handjobs
>>554933604yeah?
>>554932006>>554932552pwned
>>554933396Wild Rift art, but I think riot also thinks mf is bigger
its just crazy na cant even get vgs going what are niggas even scared of
na fell off
>>554933723infinitely many breast sizes for zeri....
>>554934372the spreadsheet
>>554933723where do braum/alistar rank on the charts?
woohoo
>>554935481you cant milk those>>554933140almost got me
>>554934903fuck the spreadsheet nigga fucking euw made a comback before we did
>>554933604>>554933897KYS pedos
>5 defeats>1 remake>another game I already will be another lossWhy did I even think of logging in today? I should've known better than believing I could climb.
What champion and role would someone with 5 terabytes of cuckold porn more likely to play?
>>554919758Maybe I want to play league with you, maybe I want some of what you’re offering..Maybe it’s maybelline
>>554936610mel
>>554936610Lux. Specially if the bull is black.
>>554936632You seem nice, I'm down for whatever anytime though I should mention I've really only been playing Mayram lately so I might be rusty if you're more of an SR person.and thanks, I hope your day went well and that tomorrow goes even better! :D
>>554936198there are more of them than there are us. that's it
>>554933897damn got anymore from lacaris stash?
>>554936610Rakan Support
peeled an orange just for it to be not ripe and with a shit ton of seeds. I also lost a soloq game. Fuck this.
>>554936962I will add you later and I would love to play mayramsmy day was going very well and your sweet words have only made it better, I really appreciate itout of curiosity, do you really have that many pics of Ezreal?
went 2/1 with my friend we got placed in platinumoff to bed
>>554937870mayhaps!
nvm me, double tear kassa actually works.tear start -> seraph rush -> tear -> if fed a quick rod of ages -> if not frozen heart/malignance and muramana 3rd
>>554938062went 5/0 turbo smurfing every match only to get placed silver... fuck my life
>>554938275if youre on a new account or was lower rank last season its normaldont give up you can climb
>pick olaf vs voli>get early lead >he finishes 1 item and begins statchecking me into another dimensionmy bad
lvl 18 toplane kassa seraph, mura, rod dps check on lvl 13 enemy jungle
Anyone here play zaahen? How many games does it take to get decent at him? I want to play him jungle, he looks fun
game randomly give me like 5k shieldsstill can't upgrade the thing because it's lockedi hate this drip feeding
>>554938524its not that hard just make sure to weave autos inbetween your spells so you stack your passive fast
>>554938350im really looking forward to placing wood iv
>>554938643Ok thanks, I'll try him out on a smurf
>>554938873yeah, triforce spike is nuts, you scale insanely well and your ult is an ICBM later you can aoe nuke enemy team for 700-100k~ dmg eachgoodnight lolgers from yours truly tehron
>>554938484voli is a disgusting championI made the mistake of assuming it was an Olaf top one game so I picked Trundle and had a miserable first 20 mins of the gameI'm talking 60+ cs down and like 3-4 levels down.Still ended up winning the game though.
>be me, queue aram mayhem>choices are all shit, pick the one i want to practice>get flamed by a support main>he tilts so hard he mutes himself>he plays like shit, too, but not like he'd ever know>awful experience all around>try to ff and im pretty sure it's just me and that fuckface that want out, ironically>go next when the enemy finally puts us out of our misery>someone picks one of my mains i say fuck it - let him. i'll just practice something again>have a really fun game with a decent team with laughs, thrills, and a little precNEVERMINDleague of legends in a nutshell
>>554938076you're EUW, I'm NA..Mayrams may not be so easy to play
>>554938563>RandomlyThe weekly quests refreshed.
what should I play in my first game back?
>>554939675oh fuck
>>554939508:pensive:I think I have an NA account that's level 24 or so somewhere but I'd need to find the credentials for it. I'll reply with its user if I find it, though broad disclaimer that it's not in my password manager and there's a good chance I used a throwaway email for it that I'm not sure I'll be able to find anymore... :c I'll look, think and try though!
>>554939924*fingers crossed*I'll check on the thread when I'm back, stay cool
>>554940159lucky!pulcinella#gany
mfw 5 minute low priority queue
You know what's best about Nami?She's always wet! I'll see myself out...
>>554934372Nobody is playing the game, nobody is online period, it's not even about avoiding vgsEven I'm thinking about uninstalling and I'm riots strongest soldier summoner level 1145I would host vg lobbies if ppl wanted to play but they dont
>>554940747shouldnt have afked
>>554941165>Even I'm thinking about uninstalling and I'm riots strongest soldier summoner level 1145UH OHHHH!!! IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS?!?!?LE EXPOSED
>>554941391they are scared to host becasue they will get bullied by le discord clique
>>554932445In which fucking universe Gwen has more tits than Soraka? Gwen has barely any.>>554931197Just look for her Wild Rift Summer splash arts, Aurora is quite stacked, quite possible Sydney Sweeney size.
The Riot Agents have found me.The easy and fun times have ended...
>lolg has no stalkers btw
>>554941514yuumi skins are so fucking soulless. the bee skin could have been yuumi as an actual bee but no its a shitty hoodie the dog skin could have been yuumi as an actual dog but no its a shitty hoodiedragon yuumi skin could have been yuumi as an actual dragon but no its a shitty hoodieits SO FUCKING LAZY
>>554941391yes indeed >>554941491i am naurt scared of nothing but wasting my time sitting in a 3/10 player lobby until it times out
>>554941691go host then dont be scared
im such a fucking chud
>>554941494I want to draw her breasts front and center...
It's actually okay to kill riot employees. Just kill them it's allowed. Kill riot employees. If they work at riot they dont have a soul so its ok to kill them.
>win in tft>i had one of the biggest/toughest comeback in my life>it was a fucking normal game because i misclicked or somethingffffuuuucck
>>554942041fine whatever i will be sitting here playing undertale while i wait for the lobby to time out due to inactivityvg vs vgpw vidyana server
>>554941494gwen's a seamstress. she packages her tits tastefully
>6 defeats, 1 remake>3 ACE, 4 unluckyIf I get another lose streak tomorrow I quit this garbage.
>>554942179this but CEOs, bankers, managers, HR workers, fast food consumers and mel players.
Riot Phreak gives you offer>I make your champ the most op champ in the game for a season but you have to deepthroat my cock for an hourWould you do it?
>>554942553>b-b-bbub-tbut [leftoid babble]Nope just kill riot employees it's allowed.
>>554942668yes for sure
gg game is dead my accounts bricked and you all hate me
I haven't played League in about 3 days or so. Game hasn't been giving me too much dopamine lately. Oh well.
>>554942671I thought chuds hated jews
>>554931197Why do people get a hard on an autistic asshole like Aurora? Bitch's mid AF.
>>554944597The moment you realize the matchmaking is bad you don't feel like playing at all.
>MoistCavityMap now working on GYYO: THE GAME
>>554944759Chuds love jews and IsraelWorshipping the ground the jews walk on,giving all your possessions to Israel and being a good golem so you go to heaven is a core part of Christianity.
>>554944773anyone who says "mid af" probably has brain damage
I love Lissandra!
hey lolg! which players are so good right now that their games must be added to your vod reviews?
>>554945975me
I have no idea what i am supposed to do. I just lose every single match and the outcome is completely out of my control. I feel like prisoner.
>>554945157They have been for a long while.Just expanding it/formally explaining what it'll look like in the end.
>void 10>baron 2*>placing items >misclick because his hitbox is fucked up>my chogath has his 3rd item>no remover left>can't roll chogath from shop>almost lose because of itholy fucking shit
i'm tired boss
>>554946114Quit the game, not worth your time. It's just trying to squeeze the chance you'll spend some RP on it, the rest sucks.
>>554946114let me control you
>>554946114watch some videos motherfucker?
>>554942049ew.
>>554927320kinda wanna save but im getting weird sexual vibes from this. am i a weirdo or is it a possibility?
>>554946114take a break or quiti've been feeling the same lately but because i play normal games and i am a slave to premadeniggersevery game my teammates are completely isolated from me,refuse to communicate, zero pings whatsoever and they only move in a group of 4never in any online game have i felt so shit about playing than in league when i have stackniggers with meand if they are against me it's the same shit but in different clothesthey just 4man me in jungle perma until i lose my fucking mind, even if it costs them the game if i play unranked i am a premade slave,if i play ranked i am back on the hamsterwheelgame isn't really all that enjoyable anymore>inb4 just play gayhemmayhem's matchmaking and augment system is far more rigged than ranked will ever beyou only have low or high roll days, but it's the exact same in arenaand that's why i am playing tft while i am generating ai anime girlsi can do both at the same time AND i get to be a happier person!
i'm not playing with baby mentalhe's just going to micromanage me and act like he knows shit when he's been hardstuck niggalow his whole life
why do we shit on anons for their ranks when climbing is completely about luck?
>>554947428climbing is about luck but people that are high elo are always magically up there
can we stop the role war
business is hard
Really hoping Poppy doesn't get the Alistar treatment...
>>554947504streamers have rigged matchmaking, forsen blatant example. in high elo it's harder to rig the matchmaking because there aren't as many players to pick from, until emerald is all rigged in diamond it's coinflip of boosted monkeys
>>554945514Did I insult your imaginary plain looking hairy autistic girlfriend?
>>554947754holy eomm victimi feel bad for this guy
>>554947909no you spoke like a spear chucking sewer dwelling african so I made fun of you for it
>>554947913he lost my match on purpose after chatting to me in all chat. started to toy with me, frustratingly...
>>554947863
>>554947913When the matchmaking gives you unwinable games it's like that. I've such games where it doesn't matter if i'm 10-0 or 30-0 I can't carry no one can. AFTER I lose like 5-6 games I quickly get games where I can be AFK and still win
>>554948717riot shill right on time go fuck yourself
>>554948717fucking riot agent nigger kys
>>554947181She never did that
>>554948561God I hate troons
>>554942294can you try again in an hour? sitting in a match rn
retards not knowing what rigged matchmaking actually means
imagine calling someone that plays these champs she
>>554947093It is the art style it is cute however has been manipulated for deviancy and that is why your pattern recognition is going wild.
>>554949661All male-coded champs except Gwen.
>>554949661>gwencute!
>>554949661>3/14 as settHow
Yes its totally a coincidence that the entire playerbase feels a sense of dread after winning a few games in a row knowing that a series of completely unwinnable games is on the horizon. We here at riot value competitive integrity we would never allow things like duo abuse and engagement based matchmaking.
Futa gwen
>>554949846*including GwenReal women don't play fucking top lane retard
>>554950000>quads of truthbased
>>554949661If you have Gwen anywhere in your top played champs you're automatically a sissy, no amount of chud champs will ever provide enough testosterone to make up for it
>>554950051>*including GwenSissy champ
>>554949878I was lagging!>>554949872thx>>554950105>>554950210>>554949846>>554949661I don't think what characters you play in a video game has anything to do with your gender
>>554949998my longest losing streak was 12 losses played in a row without stopping. I didn’t sleep and spent the whole night into the next day trying to break the losing streak. I went to sleep defeated and destroyed and stayed two days without playing. after that, when I came back to playing, mysteriously I won 10 games in a row.
>>554949998very few people still believe there is no manipulation of the odds on riots end, just like very few people think casinos/betting is fair, but a lot of people seem to misunderstand how the odds are rigged against them
>>554947093>>554949720Congratulations anon your radar is not broken. Gay Fur Bara Artist.
>>554950401I only play sluts but im a chad irl
>>554950401Sorry, Gwen = Sissy is up there with the Laws of Physics in terms of fundamentals, I don't make the rules
no majin = no vgs When will you learn?
champ for this feel?
>>554951075I already learned!I put up a lobby to prove the point that nobody is actually going to join it, not because I actually expected to fill it and play games>>554950856You are valid>>554950947Lacari mained Gwen though
>>554937015used to be the other way around
>>554951681i hate that you You'd me right after>>554951279
FRIDAY PUBBERY IS UNMATCHED
>>554951681euw lolg is like half adc mains so they are all coming out of the woodwork to try the new buffs and changes and items they also aren't hosting vgs regularly at all that's just a lie
>>554933897I'm gonna need to jerk off again
>>554952005Freaks like you deserve a bullet
sup bros. I haven't played much in about 4 years (maybe 30 games total in that time) but I'm enjoying the return to league. currently trying to get to plat in flex (queuing solo) so I can get a good feel for bot lane again. then I'll start on soloqwhat's the best way to not tilt and carry from supp? I play basically every champ. I also play ADC as second role but it's a lot tougher to play because so many supports are passive so you can't really crush lane
>>554949661lolg worries way too much about the image of their champs instead of whether they actually enjoy the kit
>Unemployed, ugly, underdeveloped>The three U's of schizoid-domChamps for this feel?
>>554952336amumufiddlesticksyuumi
>>554952304I used to do that so I played boring ass champs like sona and soraka but now I'm over it and back to playing actually fun champs like Sion and gragas
My girlfriend convinced me to, and I whaled for the Viego skin. How do I kill myself?
>>554949661you haven't seen him talk when he's drunkbabbles about agp, hrt and cucking
>>554952547Amumu full AP can be fun, so maybe I'll play him.
>>554952336>>554953063Beauty is subjective and skills are never too late to develop. Employment situation is never invariable.Keep climbing, anon.
>>554951075>>554951405I'm not playing with that faggot host
>>554947754how do I get OF link?
>>554952625based. the kit being enjoyable should be the main priority. the game should be as fun as possible first and foremost
>>554952304me not like the others
>>554953234um we dont use slurs here
>gragas is funbiggest ickmore than the hrt babbling
>>554952336there's people that browse this general who are paid to cause discord drama and spam /vg/ all day, it's never over.
>>554952904your gf had the right idea and is looking out for you. hug and kiss her instead
>>554952336I am all 3 but I am not a schizo, what now?
>>554952304>playing champs you dont find cool just because theyre broken or comfortably easygayer behaviour than being into men, this is specifically aimed at fizz and ekko mains
>>554953210>Beauty is subjectiveI'm objectively ugly.>skills are never too late to developWho cares about "building skills" when you're an ugly schlub?>Employment situation is never invariable.It's very grim in my case.>Keep climbing, anon.Thanks, but I'm hoping for some sort of terminal cancer that kills me in less than 5 years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9k9aoX6gk&list=RDuX9k9aoX6gk&start_radio=1
>>554952904just rape your gf. she will probably love it if she likes viego
>>554953484This u?>>554953418Esactly
>>554953721>I am all 3 but I am not a schizo, what now?I said schizoid, not schizo, anon.
>>554949998If you play 4fun why care about those completely unwinnable games, especially if you know that you're good enough to climb to the rank you think you deserve ? >>554952249>what's the best way to not tiltOnce you understand that Support will rarely ever decide the outcome of the video game - if you meet a certain requirement of being a good Support, you're just left with coin flipping the right teammates. Also you can tell from the first few waves if you have a good ADC or not. If you don't, then you should roam more, but don't completely abandon bot lane. >carry from supp?Play a different role, because Supports can't carry they can only enable. Alternatively play for your ADC and try to get them ahead as much as possible. The faster they can get their quest done, the better it is for the team. Right now is a good time to play Engage Supports to snowball harder, and tank items are op. Sona, Seraphine, and Senna are completely bonkers with the Tear -> Helia -> Diadem shenanigans, if you want to abuse this. Also only play 1-3 champions for your main role, and 1-2 for your off role.
>its just a game bro why are you upset over a gameim not upset with the fucking game im upset with the brown double digit iq monkey roleplaying as my teammate. how fucking stupid do you have to be to be getting yelled at for 20 minutes and think "hmm wheres all this frustration going to? it cant possibly be me even though im a fucking retarded loser that ruins every single game i touch, its probably just the game itself"
Today the riot gods decided to give me good tealsIt's actually amazing how easy the game is when your team is just better
>UMM UMM UM I'LL J-JUST PLAY FULL TANK + AFTERSHOCK MID LANE AND-AND-AND SIT AT MY TOWER>N-N-N-NO YOU CAN'T INTERACT HEELEP JUSNGLER HELP HME FUK ME HELP RIGHT UFKCING NOW JUJNGLER HEEELLLPPPPPP>HE FUCKING AUTOD THE WAVE HELP HELPHELHLEPHEHLELPPPPP
>>554953664She told me to treat myself, and it's a nice skin. All my bills are paid and I didn't drop under $4k to get it, even though I did have to get the pity roll...
>>554952336twisted fate, dr strange, talon, gambit.
>>554954462brother we all have our distractions but please consider better saving practices, or maybe you did the right thing. Money is as fleeting as the goal it is tied to.
>>554953484youre in the same elo as themfor a reason, youre no betterdrop the ego
>>554954710>twisted fateMy favorite champ in League unironically>Dr. StrangeWho dat?>TalonCool champion>GambitWho dat?
>>554954462what is (extra) cash for if not for spending on what makes you happy. just don't want anything for a while and you should be finegive her a big ol' smooch
>>554954989king grey's mains in marvel rivals.
i wasted my life on this game just to realize the outcome of each match is decided by rng and whims of the 9 other players
>play a normal game >carry cause im emerald cutie >get added by duo in game both with girly names >they have a duo winrate of 40%your move??
>>554955129Huh, I've never played Marvel Rivals. Seems like a coomer game.
>>554954327kek he really do be saying that
>>554917013nice!
>>554954873I've got that in checkings and $10k in savings, but I just hate gambling. If it were the classic Ultimate skin price, I wouldn't have blinked.>>554955080Fair, I will give her a smooch and tell her thank you for trying to get me to be nicer to myself.
>>554953870cringewhat kind of subhuman queue is this>>554954883youwe in the same elo as themfow a weason, youwe no bettewdwop the ego
>>554955298it is a coomer game. king grey plays it with one hand.
*crashes lolg*
>>554953369you have to add me on the client
>>554955298Its a game that isn't afraid of white women, to its credit
>>554955590>it is a coomer gameYeah, I have no desire to play that coomer game to be honest. I've played Overwatch before and they look similar, and Overwatch isn't very fun.
>kindred main does OFI no longer ship myself with her
I lvoe nunu!
hey guys am i late for vgs im na
>>554955987yeah you missed some crazy games
>>554955987youre just in time king. host that shit player
>>554955819I love nunu too and I dont even play him! Something about his kit brings out the stupid in people and I love it
>>554956124i cant stop laughing when playing him
>>554955610*dies*
>>554956082can u host it idk how
>>554956215no..wake up doggo..
>>554952904fuck her throat
>>554956359no lolg hates me now..
>>554955382that's the spirit, bro. be nice to yourself once in a while. you deserve to be pampered on occasion too. and your gf knows it!
>>554956070he missed:adc rammusmalphite meltie
>>554956215HE'S BACKI MISSED YOU
those who know:
>>554955814u thought the mask was just for fun?
>>554955382Enjoy it while you can until demands for a mortgage come around.
>>554955814it's 2026 you're either fuckin with an OF hoe or an ugly broke chick
>>554955814yea..disgusting slut..
>>554956697
mel players just walk around for 30 minutes and get 10+ kills, it doesn't even feel like they're doing much just kinda there
>>554953778who ever makes those gwens on the drawpiles is really good.
>>554957239lolg is healing
>>554957351she has one of the highest banrates in history for a reason
>lolg doesnt namedrop me anymorehappy>lolg doesnt namedrop me anymoresadsigh
>>554957351they have a huge execute so they basically just hit 1 q and it builds enough stacks so their auto will steal the kill when someone else does all the work
>>554957351if you think that's bad you should've seen her on release. I've never seen a new champ get that many quadras/pentas just by existing
Who the fuck is lacari
Like wtf is wrong with adc players.... I was actually so close to carrying this but Yorick has better split pushing potential than Yone and the others could just focus me down any time I tried shoving lanes or doing anything.https://youtu.be/FmbQxfgd1aM?si=7snJ51imhXYoZLm1
>>554957668You took for granite the attention you once received sigh more
>>554957668DabsTheWonderCat?!?!?! If not you, then leave!
>>554958005i did what i could with what i had
>>554957930The average Gwen main
>>554957930league streamer who accidentally revealed his folder of literal cp links on screen lmao
>>554957930kurostar
>>554958341Was it actual CP, or was it just like barely legal porn with fresh 18 year olds?
>>554958576According to his reaction actual CP, i just watched mizkifs video
>>554958576"teens" and "loli"aka nothingburger
>>554957930king grey if he was black.
>>554957426definitely
>>554958576iirc links to family nudist photos, links to lolicon hentai, links to jailbait teens, links to beastiality and other shithe tried to pass it off that the links installed automatically on his laptop from weird links and then he looked up if lolicon is illegal in his state and it is and then he had a meltie idk
>>554958576probably nothing
>>554957668granted for all intensive porpoises
>>554955192i mean the game between 2009-2017 was fair, the meta was best player won. the meme of 1v9ing started here and actually existed. if your "life" started post 2018 then yeah this is all you know. matchmaking autofilled the jungle and support of a team but it couldnt know right? 0 clue the level 40 hecarim 1 trick duo'd with his sylas mid lane both on a 7 game winstreak would just completely dumpster this team right?
>>554959132teens is a normal porn category, I'm more concern with the animal porn.
>>554903978why she blonde
why tha fuck did he keep that shit on his computer much less his streaming computer as a 1k+ viewer streamerhow does someone that fat and black and stupid get that rich
>>554959578family nudism is the bigger red flag desu
Is it bad that I want to lick Yunara's armpits?
>>554959728yes, her toned tummy should always be your priority
>>554959063>>554959578>>554958341this is all normal in gatcha circles i dont get the big deal
>>554959971I can work my way down there
>be shit at video games>talk about sex all daywhite boy classic
>>554960002>>554959695
>>554960268>>554960002
>>554959656fortune favors the bold
>>554960238people bad at videogames are more likely to be sex havers than people good at videogames. FACT
>>554960425truue>>554960526low iq parroted observation,, perish
>>554954169thanks! I will put this into practice
that sona pic
Hai lolg
Bai lolg :'(
hey, bae
>>554961174
>>554961494no retard, that one holding the make a new thread
!
damn, being loyal to one girl is hard.
>>554961401hey how are ya
>>554961823
thoughts on my mains
>>554961852Skill issue, I remain loyal even when they are gone until the end of my days.
>>554962009why do you wanna fuck taliyah? she's a man
>>554962038I KNEEL
>>554961856It’s friyay so I’m doing good, hbu?
>>554962009
>>554962163about to take some stimulants to negate pic related. copious amounts of caffeine
>>554962127>she>manA she can't be a man, anon.
>>554962009you like crowd controlyou dislike skillshotsyou were unpopular in highschool vaguely queer identity but idk what something about wanting to fuck mostersnot the agp kind that plays the hot girl mages and you feel special about this
>>554962158it is a lonely existence
>>554913490
last threadlet lolg die
>>554962009why do you ask this on an almost daily basis
curses to you and your progeny to whoever makes the new threadprobably going to be one of the sub 70 iq avatarposter trio
>>554957683of course! its trendy!
>>554963362
>>554912519that w/l record looking bleak>Zyra ADCO.O
>>554962928dont know>>554962592cool youre onto something>>554962169>>>554962127shes cute
>>554824786>>554824786
>>554962374Poppy…
>>554941691I'd join, just saw it to late :/
