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https://poal.me/vvenksobscure fetish poll
Toby Fox is jewish.He went back on his word about UTY next he'll go back on his word about fan plushies and other physical goods
BREAD
>>554914621Ready to fill my sleep quota for the entire week. But also nicely mellow and hopeful.
goodnight /utg/. i am going to beddy bed now, bye bye
>>554914460good thing i check before splitting the general
If my job doesn't cancel work today I'm going to rape my boss
>>554914460Hooman!
>>554914972Gote night, fren!
>>554914972good night, my fren
>New Materia drama>Toby strategically drops 10th anniversary music now to try to distract from ithttps://youtu.be/eulJB51qcoAHussie taught him a lot.
>>554914621good, recovered from my flu. thanks for asking
>>554914460The music drama is going to be the reason people hate Chapter 5 when it comes outNot because of anything in the chapter itself (although people will nitpick it to an extent they haven't done with the previous chapters), but because Toby's reputation will be hurt and it will become socially acceptable and even preferable in certain circles to shit on TobyJust like how people began to really shit on Scott once his politics became knownPeople will also deny this is the true reason and insist it's because Chapter 5 shit the bed in some inconceivable wayThe public's reaction to obvious things like Asgore not being a boss and Dess being the knight is going to hinge entirely on Toby's reputationIf he salvages some of it, people will play defense for these and claim it was never about Asgore/never about Dess not being the knightIf his reputation suffers, people will pretend like everyone was hyped for Asgore to be a super epic giga hard boss and for the knight reveal to be something totally unexpectedUnfortunately this is how NPC mob mentality works
>>554914621Fine.
>>554914704Is he, though? Them why does he hang out with trannies?
>>554914632>Raceplay got three votesLet's gooooooo
>>554915634I don't like that it's gonna happen, but he did it to himself.
>>554914621drowning in the mindless haze of procrastination
>>554915634I don't even want a Knight reveal. ButnAsgore should be a boss
>>554914857Sleep to your heart's content, champ!>>554915582Goot to hear.>>554915725Me too.>>554915883Me too.
He's such an ass, he is so unprofessional, and if he had a modicum of restraint this would not have become even half the shitshow it is (people need an enemy to fight against).That being said, I can't help but find the entire thing hilarious.
>>554914763the dough needs to be bread.
>>554915509>mpregIsn't that just a fat guy?
>>554915634people WILL scream that CH5 shat the bed when their knight candidate isn't canon. especially if one of the weirder theories comes true.i've seen multiple people say they'll quit the fandom if it's not dess, and there's probably some schizos who will be mad when it isn't papyrus
>>554916191Dess sucks
>>554915634On the other side, that means the biggest whiners in the community are going to leave, so that's something.>>554916071lol
>>554915883drowning in the mindless haze of masturbation
Lesson learned: Never sell your music rights to a bunch of Jews.
>>554916191Never understood the people's need to be right about how the plot's gonna turn out. I have my own preferences as to how the story could go, but I'd rather the game surprise me.
>>554915634Toby cannot be canceled.
>>554916376to denounce the evils of truth and love
>>554916254i wouldnt go that far, but her 'fans' are setting themselves up for disappointment. she doesn't have an actual canon personality yet and is probably not the big titty tomboy girlboss of their dreams
>>554916376*alice in chains musical riff*
>>554916640Fingers crossed for sociopathic superficially charming Stephen King bully Dess.
Fave DOES NOT want to sit on your face. They think that's WEIRD.
>>554916640I would. I do not care about this character. Nothing about her interests me.
>>554916690https://youtu.be/JB_fNVOPzyM?si=rHLdffn1jD-K60Qw
>>554916376drowning in the mindless haze of floccinaucinihilipilification...
>>554916071This reply is hilarious thoughI don't want to cuddle retarded children on the internetAnd when I was a kid on the 2000s internet, adults talked to me way worse than this
>>554916504Maybe some people don't want the adventure changing after waiting for 4 years for nore of what they had before.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYq0xU_7F98
>>554916071This is just making Wolff look GIGA based.
>>554916920>Ralsei starts his own lifestyle podcast to teach the new generation how to be fluffy and adorable
I wouldn't want a girl to sit on my face because what if she fard
>>554914632How many answers can I add to this poll before it becomes weird? I've got a lot of strange fetishes that aren't on there.
Thinking Toby will suddenly shit the bed out of nowhere for no reason is insane and it's even more schizophrenic to believe the fandom will suddenly turn on him for no reason. This exact same type of posting happened prior to Ch3/4 and increased in post quantity considerably after the announcement that Chapter 5 would be cut from the bundle, and yet despite most of these people being convinced this marked the end of the Toby era, the game was still a success.
>>554913361So nothing happened. Great. I missed nothing.
Fave keeps getting more depressed about the Yakuza 3 remake news and wants it all to STOP
>>554916820TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEAH
>>554917223GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! MORE DRAMA!>I dunno anon, nothing really happened last time...THIS TIME, WILL BE DIFFERENT!
>>554916967It's an adventure, there's gonna be twists by definition. If the game ends up just meeting expectations instead of transcending them, it risks becoming stale fast.
>>554917223you misunderstand. i don't think toby will produce something bad. i think he will produce something so new, so inspired, so schizophrenic, that half the fandom runs away screaming TOBY PERSONALLY RIPPED MY HEADCANONS IN HALFI trust him
Keep fucking my girl bro I don't even care anymore
>>554917413damn I haven't thought about big nate in forever
>>554917223Why not? Game of Thrones did that. I wanted a Song of Ice and Fire. And it turned into something unrecognizable from the books less than halfway through.
>>554917792The hope lives
>>554917802Asgore...
>puts bread in the toaster>toast pops outwtf i thought it was gonna be papyrus
>>554917810I love big nate im a huge bigamist
>>554917953deltarune is not an adaptation
>>554917695Not if the gameplay is good. Some people are here for the gameplay and anesthetics above anything else.
>>554918101why did you try to kill papyrus
>>554915634A lot of people have stook their claim on "If Kris is a bad person who would hurt Susie for the Knight the game has bad writing" so I'm pretty excited for it personally
I love fish
>>554915634people on reddit are writing dumb shit like>The fact that the guy's last name is Wolf is so funny. Like the archenemy of a guy named Fox is a guy named Wolf, what are the odds?and it got 99 upvotes. toby is UNTOUCHABLE
>>554918205CoL confirmed for pill popperThat explains everything
>>554918459Aesthetics. I meant to say aesthetics. Not painkillers.
Fave bans both gays and homophobes from their server.
>>554918297'if thing i don't like happens it would be bad writing' cretins need to be drowned in a bucket anyway
>>554915634i'm probably being too optimistic or whatevr but i doubt it'll be enough to ruin toby's image, at most i can see people simply claim it was a dick move tho.as for chapter five while i can see some ppl being a a bit negative about if but i feel like you gotta be living under a rock if you think the prev chapters also didnt get critize.
>>554857703>Hell, the recommendbin one is from 2015. Actually, where should something like Rudy Wash go?>>554857919>ah shit didn't notice it get dropped from the OP, maybe there should be a /utg/ games section by the /utg/ creations block?Make a rentry. I'll add it to the template.
>>554918297>>554918582there will be a huge outcry if this is Toby's rationale behind shutting down Krusie and really going ham on Suselle
>>554918582Why the fuck should I get something I didn't want in my product when I had no clue this could happen
fave is going to go to wal mart in this freezing weather to buy groceries hopefully fave keeps all their fingers
>>554916805:(
>>554917205Do all you want
>>554918856>Admitting that he'll scream about Toby raping him
>>554918557thank you for being neutral
>>554918557
>>554917205how can you even add more than one other than using a vpn
THE CHILDRENI DONT CARE ABOUT THE CHILDREN
>>554919484
>>554919242>>554919563I didn't realize it was one submission max, please ignore previous post
>>554919607What is "things Dess would never say"?
>>554919624People would bash Toby for LGBT erasure if he said this nowadays.
>>554918856Romance-wise there may be people left unsatisfied for sure, but the way Toby's writing usually goes, he's hardly gonna kill Kris and Susie's friendship in the Normal Route. Weird Route WILL get ugly for sure, but Normal will probably just have a lot of emotional turmoil, perhaps a chapter where Kris and Susie go their separate paths for a period of time. I'd like to see that just to see how it could be implemented.
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE NOELLE DON'T SNOWGRAVE ME I'M SORRY FOR NOT CARRYING ABOUT GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE
Come on...NO one likes my fetish? I know that isnt true because I have seen posts about it. Fine. I don't need you people. You win by having the least amount of votes anyways.
>>554920018>Noelle as Greta ThunbergSomeone fucking draw this
Isn't it crazy how the world gave up on climate change, asked Fave
>>554919808Erasure is what they need. They don't need to be out in the open.
ALRIGHTHERE WE GOI GIVE YOUFAVEY LAND!!!
>>554920123>You win by having the least amount of votes anyways.Which means my fetish beats yours
the best ship in the game is kress purely because of the toxic dynamic
>>554920276No because the other people posting about it arent true warriors apparently since they won't vote for it. Their posts are incidental apparently
>>554920326that's illegal you know
The best ship is Kriselle
The best ship in the game is Me X Your Fave.
>>554920326I wanna see reverse Kress with Kris blackmailing Dess by threatening to expose her as a pedo
>>554920132Mixture of apathy from those in power and impotence from those without it.Fave doesn't really know how to put into words how he feels about it.
>>554920543The true reason why Dess went missing
This but Noelle & Berdly & Susie
>>554920748I think Kris is Unwinder here Berdly would appreciate it a little bit more
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
I was gonna make a joke that said "The best ship is [literal ship]" but I can't think of any real life ships so joke aborted
>>554920326I want to see Kress but instead of toxic it's two people so fucked up by the events of the ending and the situation they went through, that the only people they can connect with are each other.
>>554921567Santa Maria pinta Nina and the titanic
>>554921567Spamtennaexpresstanic
>>554921617This and also somehow its mutually unrequited. Toxic is fine too. Don't ask me how this works yet, but it'll be angstkino when I figure it out.
>>554921567kris of theseus
>>554921842The most coherent angst fic writer
>>554921567I must post the image of Susie as a boat but I don't have it
>>554922102This actually cant work because they can bith want different things from each other in different incompatible ways or just be too different to work out. Also if you think angst isnt coherent you might not be able to read and understand the emotions of others.
>>554922420can* both* im incomprehensible because of typos not my grasp on character interactions
>>554922004>Kris gets one free wish from Gaster>but he's off by a letter
Tenna LOVE
i wish the entire world was a frozen hellscape like kamchatka
On everybody's LIFE, we're bringing back Mercedes Benz jokes in the ginormous 2026
>>554920123>>554920461I’m assuming you’re the pedophile
good morning, /utg/
I saw a toph cosplay and it made me sad knowing the irl toph from the netflix series isnt 18sans undertaledeltarune
>>554923731bro watched the netflix series
Who the fuck is Toph
>>554923351Many people here are loli/shos, and it is extremely common to have lingering sexual feelings due to foundational childhood experiences and trauma so I don't feel bad about things i can't control that hurt no one. Especially since the appeal is exactly that there isnt an adult harming children in the situation. Thanks
Me personally? I was more of a Ty Lee boy. She made me feel things.
hey memoryhead/ thread template maintainer/whatever you want to be called, didnt know you were still active which was why i just made a new pastebin, your updated one looks good thanks for making the changes Official
>>554924057Anon, please be young or didn't have TV growing up. I can't accept somebody not knowing what The Last Airbender is, don't do it to me.
>>554923958I didnt I would have just gooned to her feet IF she was legal
>>554924073Read the first couple words, go play in the street like a child
>>554919416would
>>554924483Ive seen all of ATLA but I don't instantly associate the Egyptian-ass name Toph to the girl in it
>>554918297I just think shit like the Kris slash theory or "kris hates ralsei" theory is retarded. Kris is obviously an antagonist who will conflict with Susie eventually but Kris also flinches when you kill 8-bit Ralsei and Susie in the Sword route. Like it isn't apparents that one of Kris's major flaws is that they simultaneously want to help the Knight/Dess no matter the cost but also doesn't want to sacrifice anyone they care about even though it's possibly necessary for fulfilling the Knight's plan. Having your cake and eating it too and all that jazz.
Remember when that kid made chapter 1 playable on Discord and the teenagers on x couldnt comprehend that distribution rights still matter and apply to free games
Why arent you playing Deltarune right now? Dont you like hanging out with your fuzzy cwitter friends?
>>554924073Post the poll and I will vote for lolis.
>>554919624i don't believe this dog.exhibit A: doe.
>>554925063>>554914632obscure fetish poll
>>554924979copyright is for niggers
>>554924951Kris continues the Knight's plan even on Weird Route so knocking Susie and Ralsei out when they start getting in the way isn't strange at all
>>554925063But to be fair, the poll *does* say "Weirdest/Rarest/Stupidest Fetishes"People can debate all day about loli/sho being "weird" but it's definitely not rare or stupid. Lots of people are into it even if they don't/can\t admit it.
>>554924951I get a sense that a portion of the people who want Kris to be evil and grounded grounded grounded just wanna spite self-inserters too, like reverse crusaders
>>554924991silksong is a low effort piece of garbage and operated off of a large scale psychic meme campaign that made people buy it and is inferior to similar games released 30 years ago (for reference, the castlevania games) and isn't worth anyones time.
Kris put their own mother in grave danger for the Knight's plan but they would NEVER hurt their fwiends
>>554925542what about Deltarune?
>>554925542The original Castlevania games are nothing like HK/SilksongThe "-vania" part in "metroidvania" came from the people who didn't know there were Castlevania games before SOTN
>>554925773metroidvania is also just smoother than saying metroidigavania
>>554925773bro i hate to tell you sotn is 29 years old
>>554925773the kind of smooth melee combat piss easy dark aesthetic of silksong is infinitely closer to sotn than it is to super metroid
>>554925192What about the doe
>>554925516It's like an over correction to the "kris didndu nuffin" read that's also OOC. A lot of UTDR fans really are too autistic and can't handle a character that isn't purely black & white.
DREEMURR LOVER COME RESCUE ME
>>554925516>If you think Kris did something it makes sense for Kris to do you're RAPING ME
Do you suppose that Sebastian Wolff ever thinks about how his legacy is going to be "that one shitheel everyone with any interest in Toby Fox fucking despised"?
>>554926656did that... really happen?
>>554925640aryan work of art
>>554925287Voted for kodomo.
I wanna jack off because I'm too tired and it's cold
>>554927202put it on the rare fetish list
>>554927075Yes. It's my Deltarune now.
>>554925516>reverse crusadercrusader and those guys should fight
>>554916191i mean, it WOULD have shat the bed then, wouldn't it? if dess isn't the knight, it will feel like misdirection for the sake of misdirection. the only appeal of the weirder knight theories is pure contrarianism and/or memeing. rudy knight, carol knight, papyrus knight, they're all literal dogshit propped up by people that take the tricky tony jokes too seriously. i wouldn't quit the fandom over it being someone other than dess, but the realization that the game was basically confusing us on purpose to do a cheeky asspull would make me mentally check out. at that point why even think about it while playing?
>>554914604I don't think I posted this one here before
>>554927819carol knight is more immediately obvious than dess, what are you waffling about?
>>554928113bat
>>554927075who would win in the lightworld? my money is on Berdly.Fucker may've prepared some noxious chemicals.
>>554927819why do you even care about December anyway? It's like Asriel, he worked better as a character who meant something to the characters who were still alive, and it takes away from Flowey's presence to make him just some sadboy.
>>554920123>mettaton humanizations in the year 2016
>>554927830i don’t know exactly how to feel about this but i have to make the exceedingly complicated statement, ‘me on the right.’ regardless a very nice drawing
>>554928215cold association"i'll be... ...right there..."shown in personsuper strong even in light worldbeing an obvious bitchit's one thing to say that dess is the likelier candidate, it's another to claim that carol both isn't the knight and isn't meant to be a red herring
Don't you see, the Knight isn't DessThe Knight is Asriel controlled by Dess in the same way (You) control Kris
>>554929029it's vessels all the way down
>>554928293shut the fuck up
>>554927819>if dess isn't the knight, it will feel like misdirection for the sake of misdirection. the only appeal of the weirder knight theories is pure contrarianism and/or memeing.anon insists, happily oblivious to the fact almost all the dess knight evidence was obtained via datamining, which would be a stupid thing for toby to do if he actually wanted to keep the reveal a secret in any way
>Kris: Now that I've summoned a SOUL, our plan can finally begin. Get in your places everyone. We are going to find Dess. We are going to save Dess!>The Knight who is actually Dess: eeeerrrrm... I just signed up cuz I heard there would pizza ('''' •᷄ ᴗ •᷅ ) #awkward
I'M GOING TO ALICE
>>554928293They hate you because you speak the truth
Crusader of stealing mods and trying to get away with it
>>554927819There's nothing that prevents the Knight from reasonably being Carol
Posting with 11% battery and not on battery saver mode because i dont give a heck
>>554929662Or maybe Toby is simply getting old and losing his touch, especially with the increased development team where it's harder to micromanage everything
>>554929963There's a few bits that indicate Carol doesn't know about Kris being possessed>If you turn on the dancing Santas in the house she'll ask Kris to turn them off, no red YOU>Makes a normal phone call without a possessed voice to Kris about Noelle wanting to go to the Festival with her as if she's totally unaware of any foul playPlus her being at the house abusing Noelle as Kris and Susie go to the church
HUH WHO'S FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE HUH WHO'S FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE
>>554927830Cursed lolidom
Any outcome to any plot is going to result in TOBY RAPED ME because the real rape was turning what was supposed to be a single RPG into an episodic thing where you have to wait years to get any answers
>>554927830Ange Ushiromiya
>>554930391>>If you turn on the dancing Santas in the house she'll ask Kris to turn them off, no red YOUwell, that part IS in character for kris to do.>>554930569this guy gets it
>Innocent boys are fast asleepProof that either Kris isn't a boy, or Kris is complicit in weird route.
>>554930367I love hairy enby
>>554929662what the fuck do you mean? Less than 30 seconds into the knight's introductory scene I noticed it has holiday horns. Meaning it was probably either dess or carol and carol knight is stupid on principle, it is obvious to me carol is not the knight. After that it was just nooticing stuff like the snowflakes, the bat, the seeming familiarity with kris
>>554928754>>554929963carol knight falls apart as soon as you leave the holiday residence, where carol is last seen, then enter the church and find the knight there. you would have to be sleep deprived to not notice this. unless she has "shortcuts" a la sans, which would be a lousy asspull.>>554929662i'm fully aware. the fact of the matter is those secrets were left in the game on purpose. why are they there if they are not only inaccessible, but outright contradict the game?
All the women are gonna so I can freely post about how I wanna suck some mad titties right now
>>554930391The Weird call is weird (haha) because she just talks assuming Kris is listening anyways, and she doesn't skip a beat. She does not even show up in Weird, you don't see her pixel at all. It is like it is either exactly what Carol wants or Weird is pushing her out of the picture to make room for another antagonist
alphi
*dances on the graves of knightkrisfags*
>>554930891They are gonna whatThey are gonna WHATWHAT DID YOU DOWHAT DID YOU TO THE WOMEN?!?! FEMANONS?!??! HELLO?!?!??! KNOCK TWICE IF YOURE ALIVE
>>554930839>unless she has "shortcuts" a la sans, which would be a lousy asspull.Mayor has underground tunnels that allow her to travel really fast between locationsIt's not impossible
If it's not Dess Knight then it should be Rudy Knight. Why the fuck would I want the Knight to be Papyrus at all except to go "IT'S PAPYRUS"? That's FNAF writing right there.
>>554931096They're gonna die in the freezing winter
>>554930828there is Rudyknight theory too, where he got ill ala Peacock miraculous style due his shenanigans. fun but implausible.
Alphys has made some new fertility drugs and needs a human male to help test them out
>>554931130I have stocks in Rudy Knight not only cause he could be feeding Asgore info but because Bone Hurting Armor is cool
>>554931130How does Rudy escape the hospital unnoticed
>>554931106The Shelter noise DOES play in the basement
>>554928432kekkkkk
>>554931305>not only cause he could be feeding AsgoreAnon wants to see Rudy feeding Asgore?
>>554931310asriels is so lucky. i dont wanna be a burden
>>554931282evil fucking duck that slashes you
>>554931130UhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBecause it would reveal the the lore of human SOULs and that the skeleton brothers are so OP because they are human skeletons with monster SOULs and it would be heckin epic fighting a Donkey Hoeteh Papyrus who HATES humans
what is the theory that rudy is the knight such a stupid fucking theory even i, a retard, knows that it is fucking stupid.
>>554931438Go on
Papyrus isn't the KnightBut he is the secret boss of Chapter 5.
>>554931282KrisNoelle and Noelle Kris works so wellMaybe Noelle was supposed to be the cage afterall
The Knight is either Asriel, Dess or Kris's disembodied soulAny other option is a retarded meme theory
>>554930839>the fact of the matter is those secrets were left in the game on purpose. why are they there if they are not only inaccessible, but outright contradict the game?because toby knows if he doesn't misdirect his fanbase to a cover story that is both plausible and sexy, they will sniff out the truth within mere weeks.>>554930828>snowflakesthe attacks? they are stars.>the seeming familiarity with krisevery candidate except papyrus would have that, kris knows everyone in hometown
>>554930839>carol knight falls apart as soon as you leave the holiday residence, where carol is last seen, then enter the church and find the knight there. you would have to be sleep deprived to not notice this. unless she has "shortcuts" a la sans, which would be a lousy asspull.Wet-Nose Bandits? Seemingly so efficient at laying down the law that the police are a formality? And before you claim that no one can be that strong in the Light World, Undyne lifts up a car for fun.
>>554931130>Why the fuck would I want the Knight to be Papyrus at all except to go "IT'S PAPYRUS"? That's FNAF writing right there.It's because millions of kids grew up on this shit and genuinely believe this is how stories are supposed to function
>>554931310This was me and my ex
>>554931526This
Diaps Guy is the Knight
why does dess start leaking from her pussy whenever she sees a 12 year old boy?
>>554930919>because she just talks assuming Kris is listening anywaysIt's a little hard to tell whether or not this is odd because we're talking about Kris whose oddities the Holidays have all gotten used to and accommodate for
>>554932040hey... that's not trueit's just for kris
>>554931323Chapter 1's fountain is a good question on how he made it, but he could've done it in the middle of the night (Carol would have the key to the school, etc)Chapter 2's is questionable, but it's questionable how it was made all around. I think Noelle was given drugged food to put her and Berdly to sleep, with the "poison" chocolate you get from Alphys being foreshadowing towards this. Anyone could've given that to Noelle, it's more someone coming in and making the fountain.Chapter 3's was Kris, Rudy could've just left at night and came in. The questionable part is: How the hell did he carry Undyne to the Shelter and then make it back to the hospital? Answer would have to be that he's REALLY pushing himself and that's why he's extra fucked up after "going to church" in Chapter 4, could've gone back to the hospital after Susie left and Kris opening the door is the indicator that it's safe to leave.He also has a few weird lines where he asks Kris about their next "hand washing session" and says "Take Susie to the movies, Kris!" and some other small weird stuff.Chapter 4... Well, we can't actually check the hospital for if he's actually there, but he was already fucked up after church so eh... really debatable unless he's faking it a bit because he knows YOU are watching.Ultimately, Dess is the better candidate since she's got a lot more going on and it fits better, but if it isn't Dess you can slot Rudy in with enough work. Carol being the Knight would just be boring since it adds nothing and is such a straight shot it kills all hype around who the Knight actually is. Papyrus Knight is a complete meme.
>>554931232hopefully not with Alphys herself, most shameful fuck in the franchise that isn't illegal.
>>554932143>I think Noelle was given drugged food to put her and Berdly to sleepif so, that would imply someone who got drugs from the hospital, which is a point towards both rudy and carol. although, i think the knight somehow swooning them is more likely.
Rudy Knight makes very little sense but a part of me still likes it because it would be so fucking cool
<3
>>554932409I just think would look very handsome in the outfit. I understand this is shallow
I do not care for the knight
>>554931106there is literally no hint or suggestion that this is the case, or if there is a hint it's so obscure that no one talks about it. compare that with sans's shortcuts; sans literally toys around with his space defying shenanigans almost every time he appears. it's easy enough to not notice or write off as a joke at first but becomes incredibly conspicuous once he does it for like the fifth time. setup matters.>>554931752yes yes, she's so strong she can exist in two spaces at once, go off king.
>>554932530absolutely everyone looks hot in the knight outfit
>>554931282these arent good executions of the concept but sex with emo bird.
>>554925458It's not about what they do, it's about how they feel. Kris is visibly disturbed when you have to kill 8-bit Susie and Ralsei in the Sword route to progress. People can be complicated, you can do things you know are bad while finding what you do morally reprehensible at the same time. People IRL are like that literally all the time.
>>554932303this dichotomy is what leads to Kris raping her in the weird route btw
The Knight is pretty cool. But he doesn't need some big reveal.
>>554932532i do not care for a major antagonist
>>554932143How do you suppose a sickly light world Rudy was able to speedily carry a full strength undyne all the way to the bunker without her resisting? Kris and Susie were hot in the knight's trail. Surely the fun gang would have caught up if someone like Undyne were to struggle against someone like Rudy even a little.
>>554932784Comically elaborate hospital bed wheel contraption
I'm gonna keep it real with you, Chief Just stay the fuck in the crib
>>554932640>yes yes, she's so strong she can exist in two spaces at once, go off king.You're not gonna believe this. There's this new thing called "running". Just because you're so out of shape that you can't move doesn't mean that a fictional character in a reality not strictly like ours in every single way couldn't.
>>554932784the material the knights weapon is made out of does not change in the light world, it could be assumed the armor that allows for the whacky shapeshifting and powers also does not
>>554931130Yeah. Rudy and Dess or bust.
Rudy is going to heckin die Susie is going to heckin die Ralsei is going to heckin die Weird Route Berdley is going to heckin die Spamton wasnt kidding Kris is going to be alone
My ass hurts. I mean fave
This is the only Knight I want to see
>>554932784susie says there's no way you could fight us in the light world, and the knight goes lol. we still need to figure out what that means.
>>554933064Sorry anon, was I too rough last night?
>>554932764I don’t care for a boring / corny antagonist
The Knight reveal......ing her large breasts and smooth legs
>>554933117Bullet.
>>554933137didn't you want every chapter to be fun gang vs king
>>554931080>people spent literal years twisting themselves into pretzels trying to argue shit like how Kris could’ve made the 2nd fountain just to immediately vanish without even outrage when the Knight bamboozled us in Chapter 3I feel like 99% of those people were just contrarians for the sake of it
>>554931282the ideal world...
>>554926709We're never escaping 2016 fanon sans vs 2024 fanon sans, the same type of discourse is doomed to repeat again and again forever
>>554933120Yes and you left very quickly even though I had planned to make your fave shaped breakfast for you...now whos going to eat these Jerry pancakes.
>>554933250King is also boring
>>554933364they insist they still won, somehow, because kris is working with the knight
>>554933409that's a fuckin Deino
It was so incredibly fucking obvious kris wasn't the actual knight but was rather a parallel to the knight. It made me sick to see hordes of retards pointlessly arguing over this for years, and then I was vindicated like I always am
The reveal is that there are 2 knights
>>554933565one is gay, the other is gay
the reveal is that the knight has 2 dicks
>>554933250I still want that
>>554931080Every counter argument against Kris Knight got nuked, though?
>>554933503Actually Kris is still the Knight because Kris lost their soul and Dess lost her body both of those things became 1 thing and Dess's soul made its way to Kris's body.
>>554932784That's the biggest point against Rudy Knight, but at the same time the Holidays are just fucking WEIRD in general. Carol is able to take out a pack of bandits on her own, Noelle has fucked up ice magic in the dark world, Rudy could have his own shit going on that we don't know about because "Haha funny bumbling dad".The Knight stuff is all around weird. We know the material it's made of can both change shape AND stays the same in the Lightworld, plus the Knight at least was able to pick her up and immobilize her, so I don't know. A lot of this runs on "Rudy is lying" for the most part, and while I can believe that, the Undyne thing is what everyone gets caught up on.
Can we just accept that deltarune is just a messy clusterfuck?
>>554932720I think what they do is just as important as what they feel, I don't disagree that Kris is disturbed by the 8-bit murder for several reasons (fear of the player and Kris's fear of their own violent tendencies and capacity to hurt others) or that they feel guilty and ashamed about shit like using Susie as a pawn but the fact is that they still do that shit despite knowing it's a rancid thing to doThe way I see it Kris's whole thing is that they're in a self-destructive spiral where they excuse the shitty things they do with their own badness (I am evil therefore I do evil things and because I am irredeemable there's no point in trying to change, see Susie Chapter 1) combined with a self-destructive "Everything I do will be OK after the plan is complete because everything will be fixed/if everyone hates me afterwards it's deserved so it's OK/I will be gone and will have gotten my punishment (won't be there to face the fallout)" mindset and it's (You)r job to to break them out of it by giving them the opportunity to do good
>>554934065yeah if by deltarune you mean your butt LOL
>>554932970i'm going to say this again, more slowly this time so you can understand. how, pray tell, can i leave the house carol was just in, B-line for the church, get there in like 60 seconds, and STILL be slower than her? answer this without saying there are secret viet cong tunnels under the town toby hasn't told us about yet.
>>554933819Kris Knight could still work using time travel
My problem with the "Kris slashed Ralsei and Susie" is that none of these acknowledge how the Knight disappears and then reappears. And how the slashes are positions left to right. Like they slashed to the left and then the right. Which makes sense.
Thread's boring again.I don't wanna wait X more months for chapter 5.
>>554934202she was my favorite of the designs this art is cute af
>>554934065No? It's intricate
>>554934065I thought this was a given
What if Kris ate the Pipis during the Knight battle and the Roaring Knight just faded out of existence Back to the Future style
>>554934202would we like noelle more if she was more outright berdly 2.0
>>554934153Yes. You are applying FACTS and LOGIC™ to try and debunk that cartoon deer goes zoomies. This does not stretch my suspension of disbelief when it already seems perfectly plausible within the narrative. Do you think Napstablook isn't floating? Do you think monsters are real?
>>554934484It would be lame to have two of the same characters, but it would make her more interesting and fun so, if berdly didnt exist, yes
>>554934484She already is a massive nerd, wdym
>>554934198The Knight goes off-screen to recover, the beginning of the slash points toward where Kris is standing as if they are where the slash is coming from
>>554934202Most insufferable character mashup award
>>554934683hahaha wouldnt it be weird if after this susie just wrapped her massive mouth over his penis, balls and asshole and started sucking? lol
I often think about petting Noelle
>>554934910Sounds like it would hurt
I often think about Father Alvin kidnapping Noelle
>>554934539>how does she?>YES SHE DOES DURRRR, STOP THINKING ABOUT ITTTTmost literate carolknightfag
fave wishes for warmer days
>>554933845This. Always bet on Kris Knight
>>554935469Instructions unclear, Snowgrave is now being cast this entire week
>>554935286>what's 2+2? and don't give me that 4 bullshit, i want a real, genuine answerholy dunning-kreuger
Noelle is the type of girl to put the AO3 tags on the back of her officially published novel
>>554934202Endless impregnating. I would give her one month after each delivery for her womb to recover and then it's back to slamming my cock up her cervix. Unfortunately, 99% of women like this IRL are trans.
>>554933364Kris could still have opened the Chapter 2 fountain. That just doesn't matter anymore.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
How is The Knight being projected and what are the mechanics of that?We have seen things look like The Knight via Shadowmen, but nothing else in the game behaves in the weird static fuzzy way The Knight does and that is curiousI have seen anons mention the spinning orb looks like a cats eye marble, if we push it more, could be a perfect sphere of shadow crystal. I cant go any further because now really need to know what are shadow crystals I think, just like how when you look at a shadow crystal, and it is showing you another "reality" (checking in Dark World = you see Light World/ Susie is mean = Susie is happy/checking in Light = Alt Light), I think The Knight might be some reality hopping being from an Alternate Light World that is a shadow crystal "vision" that is forcing itself through. Im sure theres some Spamton implications here but Im schizod out
CarolKnighters are quitePerformative
>>554935882actually the chapter 2 fountain is pretty much the only one the knight definitely made. queen saw it do it and filmed them and everything>>554935971>nothing else in the game behaves in the weird static fuzzy way The Knight does and that is curiousthe shadow fetuses kind of do.
>>554935971there's the black glass material growing in the ch 4 egg room, I think it may be different than shadow crystals. aren't they just invisible except for their shadow, rather than black?
>>554935752you've signed my death sentence
>>554935937deltarune next week
the Kris Eats Ralsei theory
I think I speak for everyone when I say we need complete and utter eradication of the monster species.
>>554936273john chalk...
I've never tried chevon before is it any good?
>>554936114That's what I mean by not mattering anymore. Kris and the Knight being two different people means even if Kris could have opened the fountain, they didn't.
>>554914632>brown bricks>staring contestwhat are these?
>>554936437*overwrites your save file*
>>554934997She is very pettable
>>554936273Ralsei resting his head on Susie's midriff and kinda nuzzling into it and asking "Susie would you eat me if I was a piece of chalk""cuz like I wouldn't mind h-haha"
>>554936565mike matei double dipped
*1HKO solos the Knight*
noooo I dont wanna get sick noooooo please god I can't do this PLEASE
>>554936727Youre gonna be ok anon
>>554936565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZcW8wmmo4
>>554936685what
>>554936704My HEROINES...
>>554935971My personal schizotheory is that the Shadow Crystals filter the world to be exactly what you want or believe to be true (through Determination, the dream became true), which is why they drive the schizobosses nuts since they totally validate their worldviews AND feed into their subconscious fearsIf this is the case and the Knight is a projection of someone's dreams, then maybe it's like Kris's nightmare version of Dess or Dess's own nightmare version of herself
>>554936790idk I think death is coming
>>554936816thank you
>>554937101that's just all the sodium, susie
>>554937101whats wrong maybe we can help
>>554937195I resent that>>554937331I'm just getting a cold and being a whiner about it but you may venmo me one million dollar
>>554936273Ralsei resting his head on Kris's midriff and kinda nuzzling into it and asking "Kris would you eat me if I was a piece of chalk""cuz like I wouldn't mind h-haha"
fave has a creeping sense of doom and isn't sure why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n36jJ_83lk*twerks in liemotif*
Toby stole leitmotifs from La-Mulana
>>554935767>doesn't know what the dunning-kruger effect is>doesn't know how to even spell krugernot helping your case.
>>554937558check under your foreskin
>>554937558it's because we're all going to die one day
2 plus 2 is 4. Minus 1, that's 3.
>>554938073proof?
>>554938073woah...............
>>554938150
>>554926814No, people like that have their head too stuck up their own ass to notice.
>>554938073*spams voicelines saying GREAT GOOD JOB OK NICE WOW OH YEAH OH YEAH(with a growl) COOL without letting the word finish before playing two more*
I hope we're jackboxing on Sunday night so I have something to do while I'm trapped at home under 3 feet of snow.
sikhs seven
I am feeling feral for fave in a non-sexual way
>>554927819Chapter 5 is a really make or break chapter I think, if he fucks it up it could ruin the rest of the game.
>>554938653Six oooooooooneSix ooooooooone
>>554938662I knew someone who managed to leave a film of grime on anything they touched. They rested their arm on the middle compartment of a car and it was forever ruined.
Chapter 5 bad? I drop my controller and leave it on the spot out of spite forever I would need to buy anothet controller that ISNT tainted by bad Chapter 5
I'm fave's giant teddy bear
>>554924073It's not an obscure fetish. It's at least 1 in 5 men, and that's the underreported stat.
>>554939150wtf i'm misandrist now
>>554938925Yesterday I was talking on the phone for less than two minutes and when I pulled it away from my face there was grease on the screen even though I wash every day. I was just stressed out and very sweaty when the call came in.
>>554938653>>554938884nine nineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>554939226There are shotacon and lolicon women too, don't kid yourself.
fave feels better after not taking their b12 supplement for the day
>>554935831i know a non-tranny like this and they also want to be extremely impregnated
>>554939439A few days ago at work I imagined Chara doing the 6 7 meme but with the number 9 and it was probably the hardest I've laughed at anything in months. I don't know why stupid shit like that is so funny to me.
New whiteboard: https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95713030-6152-7225
post charas
>>554915634I think Chapter 5 will get shat on here because it'll make Suselle official.
>>554939497love that MK image. source? I love MK. so cute
>>554939887I don't remember... I got it a long time ago... sorry...
why do I have a headache lately fuckshit avenuesans deltarune
>>554939150I think the rareness is it being 2 of them and no adults but i actually dont think i have any fetishes that would require multiple sentences to describe like other anons. Im almost jealous but its nice to be able to find stuff to jack off to.
>>554939875"Stories can be retold. They can be changed. That's what I believe."
what is the funniest song you've ever heard? Deltarune or no.
i want a femanon to kidnap me and then tie me up and then ramble and show off her shotacon doujin collection to me
>>554940220i am a simple manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNF0EKL5nkw
>>554940232this but after she ties me up she feeds me cake against my will
fave gets extremely depressed when they see people who hurt animals go unpunished because they're rich
>>554939835Here's your hooman
>>554940220https://soundcloud.com/user-701695589/im-tenna
>>554940220https://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo
>>554940220driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously masturbatingswerving and I'm screaming and I violently cum (I cum)
>>554915634there is literally a flat 0% chance of any of this happening btw, you fucks kept dooming "WHAT IF THE NEW CHAPS ARE BAD BECAUSE LE TIME HAS PASSED" and they ended up being great, this is obsessive doomer syndrome at its finest. Not that some of you won't continue to obsessively doom even after ch5 comes out and is received flawlessly, because you dug and dug and dug until you found some literallywho twatter post with 0 likes that says it's bad actually because Glup Shitto 2 didn't end up being a nonbinary black-coded lesbian like they'd hoped
>>554940812oh THAT's what that fanart meant. i never knew.
I think we should kill people who openly flaunt that they love loli and shotaFuckers should have a livestreamed public hanging to deter those faggots from it.
>>554940812its like those plastic cubes that let you make a square egg
>>554940989why
>>554940901Chap3 was not great. Just a poorly imitating Spamton meme all over again. Chap4 was just okay.
>>554940989Temfag I like it but you were into arguably worse things so let's relax on that.
>>554940535im never getting those 51 seconds back :(
how would you feel if you saw a deltarune character walking around irl as their actual sprite. image for reference.
>>554939616we have the technology
>>554941109Excuse me how am I into worse stuff than pedophilia. Thats literally the lowest you get be into.
>>554940989You stalk real life childrenhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/520414240/#q520486054
>>554940901Chapter 4 was shit. Gave me the exact opposite of what I wanted.
>>554940220racist ducktales theme went double platnium in my high school friend group and still makes me slightly chuckle
>>554938217does he use reddit?
>>554940220https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab2sK4dRvTA&list
>>554941213see how they smell>>554941250that was trollbait dumbass I didnt even bother going into the effort of blocking them on twitter. I only bother trolling people that I see on my timeline.
>>554940989>Criminal whines about lolishoCase as old as time
>>554940901>until you found some literallywho twatter post with 0 likes that says it's bad actually because Glup Shitto 2 didn't end up being a nonbinary black-coded lesbian like they'd hopedNot an anon that thinks Chapter 5 is going to be bad (Toby has proven multiple times he has a brain and done 4-5 slam dunks at this point), but I genuinely know some people are going to be upset if Ralsei isn't transfem or if Asriel and Dess actually do love each other or were romantically involved and it's eughhhh. Euuughhhh.
>>554941363KEKOLD of Light
nothing wrong with being a shotacon or a lolicon as long as you keep it fictional. kinda like if you jack off to furry porn. you'd want to keep that fictional otherwise you'd be going around molesting animals which isnt cool
>>554941461Don't make me tap the sign.
>>554941250Every single time this happens.
>>554940220WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
>>554927830Anonsama!
>>554941461even I have standards and I stopped posting deepfake nudes. Trying to hold someone up to stuff they stopped doing means you never listened to or read les misrables>>554941601kys those fags never keep to themselves they openly flaunt being pedos and need to get beat.
>>554941238When you were unmedicated you would spam AI deepfakes of Temmie (real person mind you) for hours and schizopost about her feet and vore. The deepfake shit only stopped because it's illegal to do that now but given what's happening on Xitter with Grok it seems like nobody really gives a shit.
YOU DARE BRING LAIGHT TO MY LAIRE!? YOU MUST DIE
>>554941512There's also people who will be upset if Ralsei IS transfem or if Asriel and Dess don't love each otherEvery outcome is no-win when it comes to people who are only into Deltarune for dolls to play with so it's no use worrying about it
>>554941614The sign has been tapped. And uh...well, nothing really came of it.
>>554940901you really are underestimating how autistically people are attached to their shitty headcanons
>>554941760Thats not as bad as pedophilia bro. I stoppoed posting deepfake shit cus I actually want to get my life in check and not be some guy whos in his 40s+ posting on 4chan.
>>554941751
>>554940112Your diet is bad and your head is full of bad stuff
Dess and noelle btw
>>554940989we have known shota/lolicons itt and you never say anything about them
>>554940901We're going to have literallywho 4chins posts with 827349823 replies that say it's bad actually because Glup Shitto 2 DID end up being a nonbinary black-coded lesbian like they'd hoped against
TemSTALKYWALKYSTIMMYAIshart and lolishoUMMMDOYYYYYIONLYLIKEFICTIONALKIDDYFUZZYSTIMMYCWITTYDIDDYsharts, you'll get to share spaces in a marrow furnace in my Goner Lab. Don't fight.
>>554942020i just try to md5 filter any of that shit now but jesus theres so many images of that crap
Temfag is the type of guy to retweet something like this and then end up in prison for sending death threats to kids....Is what I would say if anyone in his shitty state gave a shit about the crimes he's committed.
>>554942153oh god you're right i remember all the kris gender tourists
>>554942281>taking internet death threats seriouslyare you like, actually retarded.
>>554941814That's true, but I find the transfem ralsei group far more annoying. Maybe it's me feeling a little spite towards them for some reason, but it's also weird to see someone say "Dess and Asriel didn't like each other that much" when there's a lot of stuff implying they do. Or they say it can't happen because of some weird bullshit that only they see. I don't know.
>>554941614How the fuck someone ends being this retarded?
>>554942162What makes liking fuzzy cwitters even comparable to that
>>554942162>ai on the same level as the restWhat's wrong with zoomers
>>554942465Asriel and Kris Dreemurr, offspring of the School Faculty
>>554942729@Grok describe the meaning of this self hatred
>>554942465Where's Noelle and Dess?
>>554942618He made and posted illegal AI deepfake porn of temmie chang
Do you have any pictures of your favorite character interacting with interesting characters outside of UT/DR that you wouldn't mind sharing?
@Grok please suck my penis I'm so fucking lonely it hurts
ive been staring at this for the past 7 hours
>>554942465They're hooking up Alphys and Undyne with literally every other character but each other these days
this thread is full of goofy ahh diddly ahh bluds
>>554942729>>554943127not a single like ts is embarassing
>>554942941He's also a zoo/feralfag hating on drawn lolisho which is some good irony there.
>>554943127He's so real for the first one
>>554941614The average person should not care about moralizing to strangers on the Internet. Anybody who does so is usually overcompensating for the fact that they're a repressed sex-pervert and resent that part of them but will also do absolutely nothing to restrain themselves until they've already hurt other people. Ordinary people will just move on, maybe block or report weirdos, but won't go out of their way to try and become the resident moralfag of their niche little online space
>>554942949ye
>>554942162Painter you are so outwardly creepy to real people on here with your constant sexual bullying of real fat anons who post here even when they're made uncomfortable and you have the audacity to moralfag on here. Maybe for you its an irl thing too but a lot of people arent like that. I remember being 19 too, you will get past this hopefully. Or be a hypocrite forever idk
noelle sniffing me like a dog, maybe even a cow
>>554941213Probably have a panic attack of some form, but also, cute.
Consume medication
>>554942465>carol in a bodysuitMY DICK
>>554943129I also didnt like that part but cute sprite art is cute sprite art
>>554943370>misfire
>>554943370How many times did you have to pause and catch your breath while typing this
>>554943303The kind of shit I see from antis is the stuff I used to see from closeted homosexuals blurting out their own homophobia (luckily they learned to be open about themselves in the end). It becomes an obsession with certain people for a reason, take note of it.
>>554943639It IS cute sprite art but the Fishlizard drought is still killing me
>>554942465The last thing we need in the new chapters is even MORE lesbians Jesus. I think making up roughly 50% of the entire cast should be enoughI like both Alphyne and Suselle so this isn't me being misogynistic, I'm just tired of yuri ships is all
>>554943641Its either painter or fatspamton and im not taking opinions on matters of taste from morbidly obese spamtenna fans
Every time I think I'm recovering this world beats me back down again said fave
Deltarune chapters 3-4 has exposed me to a side of the internet I never knew existed, such as people saying they're "aroace bisexual".that rainbow flag was meant to represent everyone and the goal was to reach a point in society where if you found out someone was gay or bisexual or whatever, you wouldn't care because why would it matter? now there's a fucking flag for every tiny little thing and it's all a mess and ugh
>>554943826ralsei should be beaten even harder i agree
>>554941614Every single time moralfags are the real pedos.
>>554943814oh I bet you're an expert on taste fat boy
>>554944008And not just pedos or people that like lolisho, but actual rapists and groomers, specifically. The people open about liking lolisho usually -don't- do that, and get attacked by the former.
Your pronouns are MINE
>>554943826
WHAT is this diddy blud drawing on the whiteboard, is blud Epstein?WHAT is this diddy blud drawing on the magma, is blud... Einstein?
>>554941751>Temnigger unironically posting this reddit capeshit panel
>>554943950I'm genuinely impressed you made it this long without being exposed to that side of the internet
>>554944128>reverts to lame sexual harassment right.
>>554943814Oh yeah? Well Berdfag BTFO Minty tellyroo BTW MOGGED Numbers toenails jellywelly Krautcord wormcock TC GJJ ESLwingydingy Doggoshit dossier twopix Rouxlsbraintumortulpaanon artschizo, so what now?
>>554944243rambpippins is a diddy blud...how old is ramb again
>>554944284I don't think you're going to see much "reverting" in your lifetime
>>554943814>im not taking opinions on matters of taste from morbidly obese spamtenna fanshow about fit spamtenna fans?
>>554943814Probably fatspamton but I'm not sure. Definitely not painter though. If you see someone sperging out and mentioning "fuzzy critters" it's usually fatspamton.
>>554942949
>>554944283I've been exposed to it, I just didn't know it was like everyone under 20 now. What the fuck is a "plurals" or "systems". How are you asexual but also sexually attracted to people? Why do people ACTUALLY want to be called "it"? Why do they spend all their time talking about how GAY and TRANS and whatever the fuck things are and do that to every single character?it all feels so hollow
Kriscels when the KanakancoGODS btfo them Dingledink-style and all the Desstards and Smikipedos are seething and coping
>>554941814The characters are not real. Might as well be dolls to play with. That's how a game works, you play with it.
ASK ME ANYTHING. I AM TAKING A POO RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME ATTENTION.
Fun Gang vs Mr. DINK (Vinesauce)
fave woke up in the middle of thie knight and is about to start drinking coffee at midknight
>>554944465>2025, we are going to war over oilWe are?
>>554944239This is the perfect representation of how fans (inc. numbers) treat Ralsei. Like a stupid meme template.
>>554944623It's awful, just endlessly awful. Social media is demonic. The only way to be is to say "I yam what yam and it is what it is" and then start doing something fun or productive. Said Winglade
>>554944282Spamton, O SpamtonOf my friends, you are the best
>>554943826wheres rapeson
>>554944836I'm tempted to do the same.
>>554944495nothing wrong with that, and theres nothing wrong with morbidly obese spamtenna but its just a stones from glass houses thing. Not a single anon doesnt jack off to something unethical to execute irl thats why we are on 4chan. We're the baddies.>>554944563They're very similiar and do each others gimmick because they're friends, which is fine. They're both wrong. Dont understand the correlation between fat spamtenna and moralfagging.
>>554944817Thoughts on me and my activities
>>554945063
>>554944817What's your favorite color
TemGOD MOGGED loliKEKS and shotaSHARTS
>>554945110You’re both cool>>554945152Hmmm…………… maybe blue
Fave is full of hope despite the hurt
>>554945232Trying too hard.
>>554945102>Not a single anon doesnt jack off to something unethical to execute irl ti only goon to consensual gentle domination and there's nothing unethical about that
>>554945063give in to temptation, let coffee fill your soul, for the glory of jesus krust
>>554945232Trying too soft
>>554945102When you think about it, Spamton and Tenna are very unusual/ugly/grotesque looking dudes, hence the fat/bara fetish and dadbod shit. Fuzzy critters on the other hand are the complete opposite and they probably have cuteness hatred towards it. They particularly hate fat fuzzy critters because it co-opts a fetish they think belongs to them.
>>554941814I tried to watch a transfemsei theory video in good faith but couldn't make it very far before the narrator started pointedly and obnoxiously using she/her pronouns for Ralsei and confusing me in the process. I wouldn't care if it weren't for transing him totally ruining his whole character and reinforcing the notion that you cannot be a girly man and that if you don't conform to gender stereotypes (the same these people claim to hate) you have to actually secretly be an "egg" or whatever and need to start HRT immediately because it's impossible for you to both be comfortable in your identity as a man and like to bake or sew or wear makeup or whatever. It's going so woke that you end up with an integer overflow and loop back around into believing in the gender binary and women in the kitchen. And the worst part is that not a single one of these people is self-aware enough to detect this and assume they're doing something virtuous by transing him
>>554945346Its inherently unethical to imagine someone fucking your disgusting self
I'm too hard.
>>554944817I couldn't poop before work like I usually do and I was going to try to poop at work but there were pubes on the toilet seat and it grossed me out so I didn't. Said Fave.
Tell a pedophile to kill themselves and they never shut the fuck up about it
>>554945494
>>554945458>When you think about itYou don't even really need to think about it. The curtains are blue.
>>554945546Who
>>554943370That is not painter
I'm off work today lol good luck to everybody else my Black ass is staying off the road
>>554945546this happened to mintaroo :)
>mintokekypoo breakdown AND still seething over maggots AND placing an AI deepfake stalker on the same level as a retarded fatfag in his epic bunkercord deleted post awardPushed update to the schizodoss shadossier crystal boss
>>554945485>ralsei is tr-AAAAAAAACK
>>554945381I will settle for non-caffeinated tea.
>>554945493ok
>>554943950>>554944623I don't mind people under 20 acting this way. When you're a teenager or someone who's just entered adulthood, you're still an idiot and you're still trying to sort things out in your head so you can behave like a normal human being. But it's depressing when people in their mid 20s or even 30s are like this.
Would you like azzy more or less if he had hair
>>554945919>another mettaton ripoff
I tell you what, everyday I like Deltarune less and less and I find myself returning to Undertale more and more.
>>554945485it really is fucked how gender stereotypes are back stronger than ever but because they're "woke" it's now 100% okay. All that time spent tearing it down completely demolished in just a few years.Also yes, a lot of the transfem ralsei believers use she/her for Ralsei already. It's fucking stupid. I've even seen "even if it doesn't become canon, it's true anyway" which augghhhhhh. For fucks sake man. They don't actually give a shit about the character or story, they're just trying to force themselves onto a character and turn a headcanon into a "theory". I genuinely want to ask one of them what Ralsei being transfem would even add to the story and see if I get a response that's meaningful, because WHY would this happen? What would it add? When would it happen? I don't even know.
>>554945546>>554945709>>554945725
>>554945665hallo black woman, post vocaroo of you going "M HMM"
>>554946026I'm a man.
>>55494598210 years from now you will be saying the same thing about nutdealer and deltarune
>>554946080Still do it
>>554945982Papyrus is the glue that makes Tobysoft games work.
>>554945982Basado
>>554945485>it has been 10 years and mettaton's character concept of being a man who likes pink high heels is still fresh and subversive of gender stereotypesdear god
>>554945982I will always prefer the simplicity of Undertale but I also will not badmouth Deltarune for being different unless it shits the bed with the ending
>>554945485>the narrator started pointedly and obnoxiously using she/her pronouns for Ralsei and confusing me in the processI know what video you're talking about and that part made my skin crawl. I suppose I did opt into it though.
>>554946010>froggitfag malding because his private tadpole island got revealedWhimsunGODS own you
>>554944284Is this temfag having a melty?
>>554946440yes
>>554946440maybe
>>554945546Temfag should be arrested for his crimes
Spamidiots are not sure who they're shadowboxing with today
>>554946128https://vocaroo.com/154XWetPvU7A
What the fuck is even happening anymore
>>554945982Me...
I love all our black women we have here on UTG chanted Asriel
>>554946606lmao
>>554946607chapter 2-era shitposters that didn’t immediately die in the 3+4 wave sometimes get cwanky
>>554946501Tembrown stopped spamming deepfakes meanwhile these threads get spammed by hooman and gote faggots
faves nose is so clogged that they can only breathe through their mouth
>>554946601TennaSLOB...
How does /utg/ feel about Winnie the Pooh?
>>554946606am I worse for asking a black person to do this or are you worse for doing it. I laughed.
>>554946730we have at least 1, somewhere
>>554945982I don't know about retvrning (I already have 40+ hours on UT and more on UTY) but I tend to agree. With Deltarune I just play the chapter and forget about it.
>>554946864I don't like how he's leading the PRC...
>>554946864Now that I think about it, it's weird there isn't any winnie the pooh references in Deltarune. Maybe Christopher Robin's fucked up baseball throws will get referenced...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
>>554945102tell us again why you think this is a fatfag sperging? retard
>>554946864He's the best Kingdom Hearts character
when did we start referring to drawfags by name>>554946864Eeyore is literally me
To the chocolate darling in this general, I’ll be your lil cotton picking slave hehe - a white boy
>>554946864/utg/ is for moominschads
>>554946904I mean I ain't got nothing better to do anyway.
>>554946823Stop talking about yourself in the third person
>>554946823Wojaktimmy disappearing and Temfag/ascafag ceasing their AIshartposting was a measurably good thing for the threads.
>>554947109this but unironically
>>554946864winnie is a fucking asshole of a neighbor in kingdom heartsalso deng xiaoping >>> xinnie the ping
>>554946864I remember that brief moment where people were talking about Piglet’s game
>>554946937>more on UTYGotefags really do suck
>>554947097I found the fatspamton namedrop to be jarring and uncomfortable. Anyway I want to put a4817562991543857212 in the nerve harvester
>>554947472What's wrong with that?
>>554946864lacks female representation
I AM DRINKING JUICE. GUESS WHAT JUICE I AM DRINKING!!!
>>554947048It's a combination of asdfghjklmaokekky posting and fuzzy critter hating and also the fact they both immediately started replying to me after I said that. The kekaroo moralfagging with a lengthy fetish scenario is classic fatspamton. Relax fatty lover. I'm one of you.
>>554947658>Purpelle
>>554945485I don't know who would take that theory seriously; it was probably made up by a kid who's had way too much internet time, so I couldn't care less. But yeah, I won't deny it's messed up how people now think that an effeminate man has to be a trans woman just because he's effeminate.
>>554946864I know nothing about him/the show(books?) but I love this gif
gooter with the tooter in th- its cold outside...
>>554946864I saw the Winnie the Pooh movie that came out in like 2011 and I barely remember a thing about it.
>>554947526>t. shitpoop12256661141320150920fagYou're getting kicked from the private slime paizuri Elder Puzzler/New Home paintbrush Anniversary NPC yaoi IRC for this one. You're done.
>>554947526so did i. at least no one will know who i am since i don't contribute drawings
>>554946864Makes me sad.
>>554947941Stimpy lookin' motherfucker...
there's a very strong correlation between Ralsei fans and Tails fans
>>554947694Orange jews
>Asriel pulls over his car at a truck stop to get some sleep>hears a knock on the window>"it's cold out here">Chara tries the doorhandle of Asriel's 2004 Subaru Outback
>>554947097Since always? 90% of this general is namefag drama
>>554946864I always makes me think how real Christopher Robin was badly bullied because of itAlso the the baseball game
>>554948131You have to wait for me to unlock it chara!Stop lifting the handle hold on!
>>554947823>mobilefagg0rtmods, crush his skull, thank you
>>554941614Reminder that one of the things he got cancelled over was flirting with some autistic faggot who was actially flirting back and sending suggestive anime pics but somehow he was supposed to read the guy's mind and know that he didn't mean anything by it and wasn't comfortable with sextingSometimes I'm glad to not be gay because they must think they're free of woman bullshit only to bump into men like this who act like professional women
What's so bad about having moralsSaid Pacifrisk
>>554948127no. i am drinmioing......pineaple and coconut
>>554947823>gootermoahdz, cuddle his tummy
>>554947704>literal who talking about himself in the third person
>>554946864Papyrus is Tigercoded
>>554948397Go back
Guys shut up I'm cold
>>554947658>WHAT IF IT WERE PURPLE?!
>>554948470>tigerT-I-DOUBLEGUH anon
>>554947562Yellow is wayyy worse than regular Undertale.
>>554948545I was like this with Tails, but what if blue
There is literally no reason to hate painter
>>554948579
>>554947097you genuinely can’t do shit anonymously with the same people for long before recognizable groups and categories start forming
>>554947773>who would take that theory seriouslyTranswomen projecting their identities onto the character as fanservice and treating it like it's such a great thing and therefore is "probably" canon anyway and should be treated as such.
>>554948745
i want shota asriel to go gluck gluck gluck and schlick shlick shlick on my penor
>>554947562>>554948602You could get more hours than UT by just repeatedly trying to beat Genocide Ceroba and Zenith Martlet (without the cactus glitch)
>>554948602Comparing them one to one, yeah. It was also rushed. On the other hand it's just more Undertale stuff to play. A lot of mods are like that. I still have more hours in regular Undertale.
>>554948686i don't hate her but i hate her art
>>554948796
i want an older and more mature asriel to go gluck gluck gluck and schlick shlick shlick on my peno
rain outside, warm inside, cozy blankets, pizza and chocolate in tummy, cute plushies, deltarunename a better vibe
>>554948930
>>554948397That's why you are the cutest and strongest, dear.
Guys what's the perfect movie to watch when your home state is covered in 18 inches of snow
I'm feeling extremely uninspired with art lately what do I do
>>554948740Spamton doesn't taste very good, I reckon.
>>554948797>>554948982..both? both.
>>554947704ok so now you switched your accusation to someone called fat spamton? its almost like painteranon doesn’t post enough for you to recognize their posts so you’re just pointing fingers at randos
>>554949063Tokyo Godfathers
>>554948983>>554948993
>>554949063The Shining
>>554949063National Lampoons Christmas Vacation or the finale episode of the show Dinosaurs
my favorite place in all of gaming. why cant deltarune be more like this?
>>554949143
>>554948439You're clearly not in the artfaggywaggystimmystimstimfattyfatcordgamagmaggieboard cult
Fave has been woken up by their massive erection and had extremely horny thoughts for at least 10-30 minutes after waking up a few days in a row now. They're getting a little worried.
>>554948797Play with his ears first.
>>554949126Whenever posted it is a faggot. There.
>>554945750I’d never understand why would one drink coffee/tea non-caffeinated, wth you drinking it for?
>>554949063The Thing (1982)
>>554949291>Whenevershut the FUCK up timemachineSLURP. you will never be a real goner
>>554949283thats normal fave
>>554948895at least it’s way better than your’s
>>5549490631994's Trapped In Paradise but it's a pretty average and rightfully forgotten comedy, not a side buster by any meansIt does however feature a town getting snowed in as a major part of the story
>>554949283Do you look at a lot of porn and do you have defined facial features or is your face just a vague dark undefined surface with a nose
>>554948881Fair enough, then.
>>554949227I'd fuck the shit out of that hippo
>>554949283Has fave tried jacking off?
>>554949302nothing wrong with your filling your bellies with DIRT SODA to keep yourself from getting fat. Also for taste and warmth and relaxation and its nice to consume things
if climate change is real how come harsh winters are still a thing?
>>554949457What the fuck is the second one supposed to be
>>554948686she's a brat
>>554949092Double Asriel Theory
>>554949576The culprit in a danganronpa closing argument comic panel
Ooouuuuuuh painter cunny
>>554949665She's 19. She has a fully developed female vagina.
>>554949541Diet soda. My hands are frozen from the cold.
>>554949063that episode of old good simpsons when there's a snow day
>>554949234cuuuute!
>>554949426i have no horse in this race and did not say she lacks skill, i said i hate her art
>>554949404Whenever, whereverWe're meant to shitpost togetherI'll be there, and you'll be nearAnd that's the deal, my dearShakira Shakira
kill all hooman and gotepedos
>>554949934Why
>>554948768If you don't like them, purge them from the fanbase. Should have done it years ago, why didn't you?
>>554949302I never said decaffeinated. Rooibos tea is caffeine free. I drink it for it's flavor and because warm beverages are cozy.>>554949763
>>554949934Leaving anyone out doebuddy
>>554949731
>>554950054
>>554918952Is bro dead
>>554950329
Fave is overly annoyed at how Clint in Stardew Valley closes his blacksmith shop at 4pm. What is he, the fucking bank?
>>554948686There is a sudden crusade against her after turning down tasquefag
Fave likes the modern cozyslop genre
>>554950456
stardew valley is fucking unplayable because none of the marriage options are good. Worst blandest written characters ever
>>554950512he has a fucking life unlike you clearly
I couldn't get into Stardew Valley, I just found it really boring and went back to playing Smash Bros and Dark Souls. I'm sorry women, I know I just spoke blasphemy.
I think stardew valley with smol fuzzy critters to marry would be better
>>554949735Lol, good point. Kinda figured as I was scrolling through the thread. Stay warm, my friend.
>>554950698Imagine not falling for Leah
>>554950668
>>554950601>crusadeSay that again...
>>554950713Everyone else closes at 5-6pm, why's he so special? The museum guy opens at like 11am and closes 10pm. Clint's just a lazy asshole.
>>554950908
>>554950916Clint closes early so he can go to the bar and stalk Emily asap
>>554950916hes got shit to do
>>554950960
biggest surprise in the ch3-4 era is how berdfags get zero replies on their posts. actual rock bottom
clean your fucking toenails numbers
All I did after a close family member died was playing stardew valley in bed for two months and now I never want to hear about it again. Sex with Shane.
Just finished watching downfall(2004). Do you think Ralsei would have left castle town if the titans were about to surround it?
I used to go to a human school where everyone was the same. Now I go to monster school because Dreemur's my last name.
MYDELTARUNE
>>554951125
>>554951295My Gym Partner is a Susie.
>>554951291downfall bunker scene but it's gaster in the shelter
>>554951259i liked shane until my bf at the time started becoming an alcoholic and now i've sworn off most men
>>554945919I think if he developed long golden hair like Asgore it would be an improvement, but I'm biased in this regard>>554949063Fargo (1996)
>>554951223Can you explain this toe thing?
MY DELTATROON
Noelle would chose Haley every time. Im too cold to think about the rest
>>554950054Ill have to try some then, thanks anon
>>554951354
>>554951467Numbersfag has really fucked up toenails. I don't have the picture but somebody definitely does. How do you even let it get that bad.
>>554951547kissu
>>554951625How was this even discovered
BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth
>>554951625i didnt think was it actually numbers, i thought numbers said hed shaven his legs?
>>554951707kissu right back at chu
>>554951728He posted it himself with his disgusting diseased penis in frame
>>554951861Was this in the bunker? That place has underageb& in it
>>554951849
>>554951728>>554951827He posted nudes on the /utg/ Discord to show off his newly-shaved legs and femboy cock. Unfortunately all anybody focused on were his unclipped green toenails
>>554951861Shit looked like trimmings at the butcher's
Ngl that was the appeal. He's tortured. Lots of family are alcoholics. It's a nightmare to deal with but makes me feel compassion. it been years since ive played but I dont mind that he isnt totally abstinent from alcohol, thats not what everyone needs. It's not the only path to recovery.
>>554951960
>>554952173
>>554952067I meant to reply to >>554951416
>>554951952if theres proof of that they should get banned and go back to deltatwitter
what is it with people here uploading disgusting pictures of themselves
>>554952202
My penis and toenails are perfectly clean and healthy thank you very much
>>554952368do you want me to post my feet? they're normal so it should balance everything out. fave agrees
>>554952442Now someone should make a gote villager...
>>554949934Stay seething.
>>554952567post slender athletic torso
>>554952436
>>554952647no deal. i'll post feet and toes and thats it
>>554952567post muffin top and nothing else
>>554952605
>>554952651
>>554952787
I haven’t showered in 60 days..
Numbers' collection of images are like happy meal toy quality mass produced type of shit.
>>554952883Alphysbro btw not sure if that's important though
deltarune tomorrow
>>554952858
>>554952562Tenna said, despite not having been able to see either past his huge belly for years
>>554952762see >>554952731
>>554953113Learn how to speak before getting flushed.
>>554953113performative
>>554953315>being a pedofag
>>554953232>where kris?
>>554952937youre blackmaybe you wouldnt be if you showered
>>554953064
OLEV
>>554949285It floopit flop
>>554953416>>being a pedoCHAD
>>554953451
>>554953517
>>554953507>admitting that my haters are pedosKEK
The TV my family has had for almost 19 years died yesterday, it refuses to turn on anymore. RIP.
>>554953708>>admitting that my haters are CHADs>I GOT FLUSHED!
>>554953693
>>554953816deltarune tomorrow?deltarune tomorrow.
>>554953774NOOOOO...Make a Tenna like OC of it
>>554953708They won't go to jail because they aren't a criminal like you.
>>554953774RIP Tenna he never got to play as himself in Fortnite
>>554953774We don't feel bad for Plasma TVs here.
>>554953793>Admitting to being KEKpedohoomangotefujobrownfatstimmiesloishotaomocatrepublicandietsoda
>>554953934
>>554954037you're cute :3
If you like shota or loli, you’re based
>>554953954I can't draw. Sorry. It was a samsung plasma flat screen TV.
new bread fucking immediately dude
sex seveeeeen
>>554953774good night sweet prince
new wonderbread
>>554954158Your too cute. :D
>>554954280>I can't draw. Sorry.Don't care. Do something even if it's a little shitty scribble with facts based on what you liked to watch on it.
>>554954557>Do something even if it's a little shitty scribble with facts based on what you liked to watch on it.I barely watched stuff on it, poor thing was on near 14+ hours a day every day for years. My Dad constantly talked about how he wanted a new TV but was going to wait for that one to break, and he said it for years and years. Better to let it rest now.
you know you're pushing 40 when a 20 year old tenna is a flatscreen
apparently the materia is taking 100% of the revenue now jej
>>554932143All this makes Rudy knight sound so cool, too bad it won't happen
buuurp
I remember when flat screens were revolutionary and everybody wanted one. Now every TV is a flat screen.
>>554944623This has been Tumblr since 2014, the place where MOGAI identity originated from. There were people who ironically called themselves autismgender and genderfluid and they were EVERYWHERE. Shit was so crazy it made a lot of straight people think they were the minority and they made their own labels to show off their straightness. While the great Tumblr refugee crisis™ legitimately ruined Xwitter, people still don't know how batshit insane it was on Tumblr and how the craziest people are still on that site. We'll never have another website like it ever again.
>>554954495no u
>>554953774Give him to me I will revive him
>>554955209darkner penor
>>554955248Susie would be stupid enough to ask Catti instead of Berdly who has a direct line to Noelle
>>554955315this but 12 inches
>>554954748Based.
>>554955209reverse UNO
>>554955393UUOOOOHHHHSaid Kris or whoever
>>554955471thank you for posting with me fren, but i have to go now, cya laters. have a good day/night.
>>554954748Computer, please look up the ethnoreligious group that Sebastian Wolff belongs to.
Negro Ralsei is better than the white one. There I said it.
>>554955789>>554955789>>554955789move you nerds
>>554955706I was about to go to bed in a minute. Thank you too, fren! Good night!
>>554951125hey there bb, are you a school? because I want to shoot children in you.anyhow, day 16 of me behaving well.G'night my lovelies
I hate you more with each day that passes
>>554944340>4 year old thread dramaa CLASSIC fatspamton, by the way.
