Previous: >>554890896>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Main Story Chapter 5 is out01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554919760Damn, Maya looks like this?
I noticed that my Xoguri often wins by proccing her ult of a late Hydrate into NSM, take 4 heals even with 777 bros
>>554919760
>>554919760I LOVE HEBES
mayasuki...
>get sloptuber in recommended about the opera o banner>"uh so we're not in jp where they have a million skills so right now only a few horses will be able to get 7 skills online 400m before the finish line"?????? these niggers LITERALLY do not play the game. they're just reading spreadsheets
hebes are too old...
MAYA LOVE
Whales will be like "race bonus yea?" and make the worst shit youve ever seen
>>554920185>these niggers LITERALLY do not play the game. they're just reading spreadsheetsEither that or they're just parroting other sloptubers' takes with the game, and make their video more clickbait and more appealing to other audience.My Tamamo literally gambles with more than 8 skills for Tail Nine
DADA DADA DADADADAAAAUmamusume: Pretty Derby
>>554920185If a sloptuber doesn't have CM results to back their shit with their opinions don't matter
>>554919983Triggering NSM? Is your XOguri running Late?
>>554920374show this tamamo to me please
>pedo thread
>>554920581
are these stats good enough or too low stam/power?
>>554920581bwo all 2114 threads + the fucked up number threads have been pedo threads
>>554920703too low guts
>>554920335I don't give a fuck about sloptubers but ive been told many times this deck will carry my scrub ass through MANT (swapping fuku to ntr if needed, borrow slot)
>>554919760Why the fuck is she tying her hair in the shower
>>554920703explode
I just woke up, what are the thread news?
>>554920458No I run her with fronts
>>554920860because it's obviously sloppa
>>554920491already closed my game but corner adept and recovery, straightaway adept and recovery, long corner and straightaways, ramp up, white spirit SPD, and deep breath + her unique
>>554920703gwo your 901 stam and 601 guts for the gajillion bonus speed?
>>554920185They are retarded, it's not that strong for now not because we don't have 6-7 skills but because for late-race velocity to really matter you need a lot of skills to activate. Opera's ult is one of them and easy to triggerhttps://x.com/Pororyn_umapyoi/status/2010268912609571311
I have reached the point where i have over half of all currently available trainees but i have a backlog of arund 18 different umas of all three rarities i haven't done my first career with because i take my time to read the career and cant guarantee i can do the whole career over one day
>>554920185I only listen to witgod and one asian guy who does 30 minute powerpoints on game mechanics with the actual math formulas, everyone else is a fucking retard
>>554920823I still have no idea how a deck like this does anything lol
>>554920916Ohis it a mistake to run Oguri without NSM or a second reliably triggered accel? I dont have a front to run her with...
>grinding long finemo>finally high roll stats>lose unity cup for no reasonAIEEEEEEEEEEEE
McQueen is what the boys refer to as a slump breaker
>>554920949damn, i never saw hints for long or end closer skills with her because she has so many As, must be nice
>>554921294I think the idea is that you don't give a fuck about where the trainings land because you'll be busy busting your ass with races every turn anyways.
>>554920185>witgod makes easily digestible video full of infos around 5-10 mins>western sloptubers makes hours long videoswhat the fuck are they even talking about
Just fucking rage quit due to cyjews giving me bad luck. I think I might be burnt out
>>554921374>why do you say that fine motion hasn't been released ye->forgot I used my entire willpower to skip herit hurts a bit I want to train her too...
>>554920703>Nine hundred fucking witPlease tell me you got bad skill hints so I can be less afraid.
>>554921550>>western sloptubers makes hours long videosseriru is doing it to practice his english(so he says), westerners are doing it for a living. You get pushed up in the algorithm if people watch longer. It's good business.
>>554920185>Watching sloptubers instead of clicking on "don't recommend this channel"Yeah no shit browntoids are baiting for views, and they're fucking retarded tooAnyways, NY Opera O unique is extremely strong even now, you can pair it with Oguri pulse and it will win you some races.
Sex with Verxina
>>554921364Uh i'm not sure, I'd probably try to fish for a head-on at least especially if you're proccing of 777Just try some rooms, it's the last day so a lot of non-whales run them
>>554921648
Slop slop slop slop slopThat’s the sound of me fucking your waifuDo your fucking runsSlop slop slop slop slop
>>554921426Almost of of them were from Kita. You can get a guaranteed straightaway adept too with her 2nd event. Long straightaways is from Goldshi's card 2nd event. Deep breath was the only RNG from spirit burst
>>554921783Nyo
Damn Tamas story was really good. I love this gremlin even more now and her first sparks were great too
>>554920703I've been grinding ace runs for the last 2 weeks trying to get stats like thatMust be nice being blessed by the 3 goddesses I hope you get plapped
>>554920703isnt that much wit literally pointless though, its like 1% more chance to activate skills compared to 800
No but Dasca ult into A&S with some speed is actually crazy
>>554921374>high roll>when he skipped all the bubbles
Daily reminder that Shiraoki is real
>>554922002It's important for Taishin so she can go to the front during the mid-race. She's unironically better than Golshi now
>>554922017>gassed out at the very endyou didnt win.
>>554922002skills are not the only witchecks you have to pass, end closers require high wit to be able to get to paces before spurt
>>554921972Tama's career story is easily one of the best I've read from my careers. It's very slice of life.
>>554922120Based and True! Fact checked by real Tracen patriots!
>>554921732>NY Opera O into OG Rudolf into Natie into OG Oguri and Vodka
>>554922002It's not about skill activation, but passing the phase checks to not end up in 9th place in the second half of the middle race
Digitan LOVE
>>554922002It's not about the skills, it's about the midrace velocity rolls. If Taishin is 5th or better and hits encroaching the moment the late race starts she just wins.
I like when my wife cooks for me
>>554922017That's because she got the speed before late-race+acceleration boost
>>554922017Her ult is good since its both accel and speed right? Has decent speed carryover if it happens in the right place
I AM GOING TO FUCKING FIREBOMB CYJEWS HEADQUARTERS IF THEY CONTINUE GIVING ME THE SHITTEST RUNS KNOWN TO FUCKING UMA
>>554922159she did not want to completely embarrass the other girls anon
i like umamusume
>>554920823So like, /uma/ please be real with me, no oguri imageDoes this deck ACTUALLY perform in MANT or have i been gaslit harder than the all-uma banner?
>>554919760Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>554922051i got that recommended on youtube too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6NJmvM_qDc
>>554921478>>554921294you gotta highroll secondary stats during summer but its not that bad
>>554922383bwo why are you asking me to lie to you
>>554920703How is your SP only 1801 though
Running two fronts and a late this CM. I'm scared.
>>554922282Click your dialogue bubbles, stupid nigger
>>554922383It's pretty bad
uhhhh... so why does my Tamamo Cross look so different from the anime?
>>554922383it can technically work but you'll be praying for high rolls. It can work in the same way riding a bike to work can work. It sucks some days, it won't be fun half the time and you'll wear yourself out but it can technically get the job done. Though this is true of most decks.
>>554922195Yeah my top 3 easily. It was really well done and the dynamic between her and Oguri was showcased excellent too. No wonder people love this gremlin
>>554922561sorry, my wife doesn't let me talk with other umas without her permission
>>554922680You're brown
>>554922383>Does this deck ACTUALLY perform in MANT or have i been gaslit harder than the all-uma banner?
Cygames interns pushing real hard for people to roll for the poor girl. Finemo flopped hard by the looks of it.
>>554919760Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>554922002Wit is important for mid-game and end closers live and die by that, if you are too far back it's much harder to win. Higher wit puts you in pace up mode more often too, which is very important in not getting stuck behind other slow umas. The "ideal" end closer has all the mid-game skills that chain together so you can proc one, move up, proc another, move up, and so on. It's why Goldship is also so strong on Long because her ult lasts forever and keeps her from going pace down
>>554922713hell yeah
UWAAAA OGURI AND TAMAMO ARE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS AND RIVIALS
One time there was a really bad bedbug infestation at the dormitory. I never said anything but I'm pretty sure it was because Tama dragged some abandoned furniture into our room. I could feel her sphincter clenching when Fuji came to our room to ask if we knew anything.
>>554922869pdm is off by the time gs ult
Ok fuck thisI'm not doing this stupid shitThe director can go fuck herselfWho does she think she is?Giving ME a fucking B 3 times in a rowI'm burning this fucking academy down after sundownFuck all these horse bitches
>>554922560Good luck fellow frontbro, my S-ranked fronts lose to S or S+ Oguris and Taishins fairly consistently without Suzuka support. But if you run Suzuka and the other guy brings Suzuka rabbiting becomes incredibly difficult because the two Suzukas will push each other so far ahead that you can't manage the overtake before the late-race starts. It's quite literally rock paper scissors.
>>554922884>I could feel her sphincter clenchingwhy was oguri's finger inside tama's butt it's dirty
>>554922645It's Tamamo that ran front instead of pace.
In-universe lore what happens after the umamusume's first 3 years? Are they forced to retire or are there races for older umamusume? 3 years seems like a really short racing career for someone who ages like an elf
>>554922858the only thing flopping about finemo is her cute little dick flopping around while i fuck her
ban status?
>>554923042Uma's force the trainers to impregnate them after the third year
>>554921094
Do you find Ai chan sexually arousing?
>>554923008Time to turn in your torehna license. You don't deserve to be raped by these sexy horses.
>>554923042Marriage with trainer-san, lots of umapyoi and the dream league.
>>554923160motherfucker
>>554921785i have not seen a single hint from kitasan that isn't front runner corners or dodging danger
>>554923008all you literally need to do is buy the golds it tells you
>>554923042The 3 goddesses breaks their legs.
>>554922002>anno domini 2026>people still think that wit is only for skill activation and not when to activate
>>554923008>he can't just run races and buy gold skills
>>554923008torena issuejust chase after gold skills on the list
my kingu
reminder that donkey musume are just as valid uma musume and anything bad you hear about donkey musume is just tracen academy propaganda
>>554922741>SS>those stats>all those fucking facesI get that's the point of MANT but jesus
>>554923042Apparently they’re still "racing", where? nobody knows, and they don’t say besides the dream league we don't know shit about it. I assume they only enter major events where public voting influences the participants, like the Arima Kinen. Basically they’re semi-retired
>>554923042its not really explained. it seems like a ton of them just stick around Tracen forever until they get injured to the point where they have to stop. trainerfucking is a meme but i dont think canonically many of them shack up with anyone like that. also the timeline basically changes to fit the mood of the story for each uma so i think its probably safer to say that there basically isnt any cohesive overarching storyline, if there's a reason for umas to appear again then they show up because it would be cool, thats it.
899391088993910889939108Arima room, 15+1 gates, bring your CM umas to a practice no stakes room before CM.
>>554923263She's been pretty consistent with long corner and corner recovery for me at least. Corner adept you can get with prof but at 0 hint
>>554923490they're racing in their dreams
>>554922741I cannot wait for the bitching MANT is going to create, people are already crying about being burnt out on CM8 (????)
>>554923008uhhhh your ssr air shakur?
>>554923519>Tiring my umas out before the main eventCan't do that. You must think you're very smart Mr Bond, but I see through your schemes.
>>554923160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onib3bDo6Z0
>>554922134>>554922184>>554922256>>554922280>>554922869>>554923354naruhodo. I knew wit was related to some stuff like uhhh, how smart they are about up/down hills, and how they choose their speed in the last spurt, but I didn't know it played such a big role in midrace as well... this game is so complicated...
>>554923186>>554923329>>554923364>>554923374>>554923653Fuck you Akikawa you retarded ginger bratDon't patronise meI'm gonna rape your fucking corpse
>>554923785Uma Musume is wit game after all
are you ready for CM?>>554923042they either become normal human beings with jobs like Light Hello or they do fan races forever
>>554923827what the fuck is this UIim terrified of what this game becomes
>>554923838Why did you reply to my post you talking onahole? You're not even A rated.
>CM in a few hoursAlmost had a panic attack over my aces. I completely forgot we are still in the longslop CM
>>554922741Vs>>554922653>>554922615Who's telling the truth? Even asking for no lies wasnt enough
>>554923908Wtf post deck
>>554923943Not even the worst of it, honestly.
>opera career>tenno sho spring rolls around>700 speed and 700 stamina>come in third behind mcqueen and creek>"your trainee didnt have enough stamina"she had 700+400 stamina and that's not enough? what the fuck????
i like my umas with a bit of muscle tone
>>554924016the two you quoted seem to say the same thing one is just more verbose
>>554923519>lostThat means I will win for the actual CM
>>554923943
>>554924272why did she do thatwhat does it mean
>>554923519>777 oguri winsBwos i thought that build is bad...
>>554924272
Hello! Been solo playing and only looking at guides occasionally. Didn’t know there was such an active thread! Already pulled Tama, should I whale for Oguri support or skip and save for Bourbon?
>>554924438She's a woman, a zoomer while at it, she CRAVES attention
I refuse to believe S long Dobel is real, I can barely hit A with 13 long sparks
>>554920823>>554920335So if all this is bad what's a good mant deck?
>>554924497new year Opera's has ulti that is still being used in JP
>>554923519Results.>forgot to spurt>instalosenice game
>>554919760Will the janny delete this? Let's find out
>>554923785half of it is gaslight
>>554924561same shit but with Biko or Kita in it
>>554924737I don't think so. This game is actually just like that.
>>554924497SSR Oguri is not that good. SSR Nice Nature is very good if you mostly run late surgers
>>554924016In the end it's still about racing which is why you're going for Race Bonus. Assume that you'll only train during non-graded slots and summer camp. That Oguri deck worked because she's good on Mile, Medium, Long, Dirt, and Turf therefore 38 graded races.tl;dr your trainee would most likely go on a serious depression from all the racing
guess my unit cup result....
It's a bad sign if casual clubs are recruiting this late into the month. Casual, mind youMust be a sign that that the game is dying
>>554924834Wit Neicha is actually pretty godlike. Not only does she have 15% TE and On Your Left (not agemasen either), her event chain has a stage that cures conditions. In my experience I'd say she's comparable to Finemo, actually better than Finemo if you like training lates.t. porpoise that pigged out on the first neicha banner because my oshi is late
Shak
>NYOpera has been at the very top of the long distance tierlists for close to 4 years in the JP server, only rivaled by Kita and Mayano>sloptubers are somehow telling people to skip it for support NTR out of all things lol
Someone in my club has made under a million fans in a week... and by someone I mean danchud...
>>554924695hey hat was my Oguri, anon helped me pick skills for her in the other thread. Her room winrate today is actually pretty high
Mambo!
>>554924497Oguri SSR is enough at 1LB and enough to carry your power to high places
>>554924683Fuck. I guess I can whale a little. I saw that they’re advertising discounted carats on their site. >>554924834I prefer pace and front. I’ve been getting whooped in the long CMs.
>>554925117EOS soon. Game is so dead that Mambo is rank 270.
>>554925324Mambro...
I claim this German woman.
Can JP posters please fuck off to their threadThe stegonigger is bad enough as is
>>554925382>lost to anon that I helpedI feel proud but at the same time I could have did the biggest funny ever with picrel
I know what you are.I know what you did.Confess your Uma sins.
>>554925512you can't claim what's already been taken, rightfully so by fellow (white) germansalso: you can't take ANYTHING while posting >AI-generated
>>554921364I run both Angling and Scheming and NSMAlso 4 recoveries including a straight, that makes Angling even better but its very gamba
>>554925613She procced of hydrate anyway lol
>>554925615I have been doing only 3 runs per dayI'm sorry
Don't care about the shit you posted. She's mine.
uh oh schizo meltyyyyyy
>>554924824this is incomplete. there is time between the end of position keep and start of late race
>>554925673It SHOULD proc at a good position. Straightaway recovery is just pure gamba
>>554925256finemo is heavily overrated because she was one of the only good day 1 cards, plus pace chaser is more casual friendly than late surgerfinemo is usable at lower LB too while NN really needs MLB
can someone please post the imagine of the guy strapped down being forcefully injected with the hopeful stakes? I need to save it, it's incredibly relevant for tamamo cross' careers and I think of it every single time she whiffs this race.
>>554920669now all of that is true. But it's difficult to explain all of that.....without sounding like a pedophile.
Marvelous paizuri
With Oguri Cap you can win the Tenno Sho (Spring) with 400 stam Unbelievable
>>554925314Is it NY Opera herself or the inherit?
Post tummies.
>>554926071
>>554926213
>>554925382Show d*ck
>>554924138
>>554921227I like witgod and rae. They have good information, and rae's last CM vid about team comp and how it can help or screw you over was genuinely insightful.
>>554925624Shame too since there’s good artists that exclusively draw muscled Umas
hoeeh...
>>554921648who are you saving for instead?
>>554926213>>554926213
>>554926381link? I’m not tapped into umatube
>>554926460Sparkly...
>>554919760sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>554926335I think i highrolled a bit for this kind of deck
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH DAIWA SCARLET CAREERS MANICHIBAN? YOU CANT EVEN GET SECOND YOU COW
>>554926757Tazuna take his licence away!
>>554919760Get fucked, hebe bitch
>>554926040Nigger what are you talking about, Fine Motion is rated so heavily BECAUSE she stays (or gets better as seen with unity) good. That's the exact opposite of what you're claiming.
>>554926849lmaoooooooooo pedo destroyed
>>554925314The global doc rated her a 3/5 and worse than original opera. Whats this about her actually being a good racer?
>>554926460>>554925794>>554925512>>554924138I wonder if trainers receive death threats from fans of their trainee
Chiyono O!
>>554927014You know on second thought mabye our brown posters are better after all
Damn that's a cold ass honkey.
Tamama…
>>554926757I think you're just bad
hornse :]
Uhhh
whats better, 4lb Nice Neicha or 4lb Super Creek? I can make either happen before MANT. I have MLB Kitasan and i'll be getting MLB Fine Mo in a few weeks
Why are there like 7 AI images postedUma gets so much fucking fanart you dont need to prompt anything
>>554926849Yeah, Mayano is getting fucked by me.
>>554921374
>>554927326>reuploading others' artthat's theft, anon
>>554927247
>>554927052>*sneeds the derby*
>>554927052More like Crapyono O lol
>>554925615Last night, I sent 100+ umas to the glue factory.
>>554926685Maybe I’ve been cucking myself out a cracked Oguri since I’ve ran this exact deck but always pussy out when I’m going too hard on wit
>>554926121Oh. I had bought Gourmand before senior year Wonder how that happened
>>554927357LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554920823>>554920335We have like 4 months until MANT, that's 2-3 CMs away. I get why the early prep but who wants to bother for a scenario which takes away all the career events and takes 1.5 hours to clear?
>>554927406Tama erotic
I give up... here's some feet
How could an UmaMusume x DRAGALIA LOST collab would have been... who would have JOINED there?
>>554927627Because that's what's the games gonna be anon. Play it or quit.
>>554927293If you want immediate benefit NN, otherwise Creek.
>>554927326Sadly taste can’t be taught
>>554927293NN, wait for finemo and creek rerun unless you're a piggy>>554926886i'm not saying she's not good, i'm saying the lack of good cards on release and the abundance of pace chasers made her look like a must pull when she's actually specialized like NNshe's not kitasan or even creek tier, especially if you don't run many pace chasers
>>554927537Yeah idk it's all about popping bubbles in years 1-2 and getting lucky with rainbows in year 3
>>554927838>not Japanese>Still the perfect Yamato NadeshikoShe's too powerful..
>did the suzuka story>her main character point is that shes genuinely retarded and races better without thinking or strategyTHIS is the constantly buffed dev favorite? She should be a comic relief character like fuku for how stupid she is
>>554928053One: you already posted this. Two: did you not watch season 1?
Don't open
>>554927957fuck me why do i keep thinking finemo and creek have a banner togetherit's smaru/finemo and CB/creekeither way don't pull on the bait finemo/princess banner
>>554922713Holy manlet seethe, it's not his fault you're under 6ft anon
>>554927326I'm not gonna lie. I actually kind of liked the Smalcon one.
>>554927293It's time to stop glazing Creek so much, it's URA anymore wit cards are better than stam now. Just get Creek from the rerun with CB
>>554928053Twin Turbo approves
>>554928053>tell me you didn't read her story without telling me you didn't read her story>posts the same comment he made last nightobsessed
>>554928150I just lost the game.
>>554927957Fine Motion is the strongest wit card right now and remains comparable to Ramonu when she drops. Her pace chaser skills are just the cherry on top, you could make her give no skills like Urara Guts and she would still be top cut.
>>554923184Yeah. I would become her sex slave
So likeWHY DOES she hide it? The world of uma musume seems very kind to umas
>>554928214me on the left btw
>>554927552https://youtube.com/shorts/bmXs_uz9Q18?si=L0RXT7r9wLdsyinz
>>554928214me as top cun btw
>>554928372Witness protection. She was a semi-pro Uma who accidentally caught wind of a betting ring and had to go into hiding. Uma are rare. Ningen are not. Much easier to hide your identity as a ningen.
>>554928139>>554928262I just did it today on the bus, dont schizo out. But no I didnt watch s1 everyone said it sucks
>>554925615I've been collecting umamusume round pillows the time when the game was only available in JP. Have a decent collection and only use them for decoration, except for this one Tamamo pillow that I've been using as a hugging pillow every night. I haven't washed it ever since I bought it.
>>554928214
>>554927957>she's actually specialized like NNWhat the fuck lmao no she's not, Finemo gets into every deck for the foreseeable future as a stat stick
>>554926156Opera herself, being a good parent is just a bonus
What's so good about Mayano
>>554926886/uma/ has always had a weird vendetta against FM wit, I suspect it's because people were told to reroll for it as a good investment and didn't get immediate returns at low LB and in URA so they hold a grudge over it.
>>554928635her charisma
>>554928653Literally me except I don't post about itShe seems so overrated but I just assumed im a retard
Parent Akebono, rate. >1 star in gutsGlue?
I will roll on the Finemo/Kawaii banner to improve my lb0 Finemo. I am sick of borrowing her
>>554928565you'd probably hate it. Suzuka's story is about freeing her from her uncertainties/worries and getting her out of mental traps. It's about freedom and the love she has for running really fucking fast. I loved the story, personally.
>>554928587I regret not pulling for hime. Her homescreen convos are fun.
>>554928746I'd use it for sprint CM if the grandparents are good desu
>>554923042>3 yearsIt's not necessarily 3 years. They can race for however long they want to in the senior races, then there is the Dream League, which iirc is a reference to something the JRA made up where all the famous horses from across the eras would race that was supposed to be an advertisement and after that they graduate and stop racing (or at least its presented like that happens as there is basically no mention of umamusume racing outside of twinkle series and dream league (other countries have races but the system they follow is never explained, considering IRL horse racing was adopted by Japs from the British it should be assumed that the academy system is how it works worldwide))
>>554928372she wants a man who loves her for her personality, not her body.
>>554928760Same 2bh>b-but fuku and NTR bro?yeah i'll borrow them if I have to
>>554927102quality music choice
Rice had the best story in S2
>>554928745Once you get into a rhythm of rushing friendship early enough while running her she starts carrying runs on her own
2hrs until CM hit
>>554928587
https://x.com/abracing0/status/2014602439698022907
Finemo is honestly the only card that makes me notice the stat increase immediately
Will the other trainers make fun of me if I never have sex with an uma?
>>554928760but you'll miss out on Maruzensky Bwo.. you only need her at 1lb
>>554928928Grandparents are not that good either.
>>554929391The whole point of being a trainer is to have a stable of nubile umas to fuck.
>>554929231For me it's Daiwa welfare
>>554929391If you didn't fuck your uma or a female trainer after the third year, yes they will
>>554929457I dont care about front runner, Ramou will be right around the corner, I will double spark Tachy speed and I dont wanna borrow finemo for another 6 months.
>>554929559>The whole point of being a trainer is to have a stable of nubile umas to fuckin fact that's where the name mate a nubile trainee (MANT) comes from
>>554929548Maybe go for another cycle between the three and make that Akebono into grandparent...
>>554929391I want to sleep with Kiryu-san...
>>554929565The daiwa welfare and fuku cards carry f2ps insanely hard (or bourbon if front, tachyon if late)Tbh end closer are the ones who get kinda fucked, they have 0 good wit cards at the moment
I'm sorry
the difference between MLB finemo and MLB fuku is comparable to the difference between MLB creek and MLB maya except that creek has a guaranteed skill that everyone can use whereas finemo has an agemasen pace chaser exclusive skill
>>554926961>the reference doc saysgame has been out for half a year and niggers are still taking it as good advice. the retard who wrote it clearly has no idea about the many mistakes japs made back in the day and are now ashamed of, like skipping over speed fukukitaru and saying speed toproad was top tierNYOpera was crafted for long distances. she has stat bonuses in all the correct places, a strong unique with easy activation requirements, and perfect golds that get way better once red skills come out. other than her there's no uma that can compete with Kita once she comes out playable
GIVE ME CARDSSO I CAN TRAIN END CROSS
>>554929391>He didn't take his trainees virginity, as is the GOD GIVEN RIGHT of every toreina>>554929758I mean, I respect that wish, but you're still gay as fuuuuuuuuck.
Good night friends!!
>>554929856I'm going to skip all the meta ponies and get ayabe instead life is suffering
Hate to say it guys......tamamo doesnt seem that good. Golshi or even taishin (oof) seem better
>But no I didnt watch s1 everyone said it sucksI can already this dude watched the movie through tiktok edits
>>554929942sleep tight!
Fuku's legs are so damn umazing, how did they up her leg sexiness but not for any of the other umas?
>>554930062This is true, please stop pulling for Tama, I need to win Sagi CM
>>554930146Who are you replying to
>>554929942I hope you die in your sleep.
>>554929839You clearly have not compared an uma made with fuku and an uma made with finemo, and it shows.
>>554930057ayabe is pretty decent, only her recovery sucks
>>554929838unc meme. every zoomer has been immunized against the game since birth. update your vaccines.
>>554930254me too if i didn't wake up tomorrow would be a relief
I finally realized MLB Creek is actually bait because long CMs are unplayable dogshit that I half ass anyways. Probably outright skipping THIS cancer.
Taishin is the strongest.
I was lacking a third Ace and quickly made a pretty decent Late Cafe (I know End would've been better but whatevs) I'm a bit tight on skill points, I know she wants a lot of mid race skills for position keep but I don't know what I should be prioritizing beyond Long/Late straights/corners, also if I should take greens for speed and stamina. Any suggestions?
>>554930062What makes you think I roll for horses based on how good they are? Are you insane?
How did the titlet king halo give birth to this cow princess?
>>554927627>4 monthswe have 2 CMs after this one anonits 2 months at worst
>>554930402huh cool i hadn't looked at her in a while and it seems she's taishin lite
Imagine is Tamamo was super strong, like a must have that smokes every other uma in races.You could really say she's broke
how are people generating these 1200/900/900/400/900 taishins? what fucking deck can do that?
>>554930502How did you make a decent cafe? My ones are coming out trash.
>>554930724just use "that" anon
I am going to lose CM8Badly
I fast forward every race and only replay the ones I win
>>554930578It's not necessarily 3 years.There is only 6 cm of difference between them anon
Be honest, can I keep this up until monday?
>>554930578
>>554930782Lots and lots of tries with varying combinations of cards until something stuck, she's not perfect but better than anything else I've been making. Also good URA procs in inspirations
>>554930893Oh, I fucked up the ctrl + c, ctrl + v
>>554930724Biko PegasusBiko PegasusBiko pegasus
MLB Fine Motion is super nice with Fuku Wit, you get insane wit bombs. With a 3rd wit card you can get 80+ Wit in a single turn and like 15+ speed/15 energy
>>554930816King there looks like she really needs to pee.
>>554930578First-rate genes. I regret not pulling for her boobs
>>554930950yeah youre fineid recommend making some TT umas with a Kawakami princess borrow her gold skill is pretty cheap and consistently reliableand running fuku SR for Clairvoyance on Mediums
>>554930816Loser mentality, you should only replay the ones you lose to see if you lost because your opponents got lucky or if they acually had stronger builds.
My tamago looks a little off
>>554931006Share deck bro. Which sparks did you get in the parents?
>>554930816
>>554929391If you don't claim an uma within 3 years, a female trainer claim you. It's the ultimate punishment and practically carreer death. No umas respect male trainers who sleep with ningens.
>>554931185I love milfed up umas.I'm going to fap to this.
>>554931228I ONLY lose when opponents get lucky
>>554930893The official 3 sizes are completely wrong man. Look at king and princess side by side in the game.
>>554929856anon...why did you lie to me. She's at the bottom of the list
>>554930993I'm glad you held back and only drew tictactoe marks and not obscene things like writing cow on her breasts and pitslut on her pit
what does she even do
>>554929856>>554931485oops
>>554931624I didn't have thoughts about doing that until you brought it up
>>554931418I'm generally not into mifled up umas but that image of Kawakami is something that I fucking love. I had to search for it since I forgot to save it when I first saw it here and because it wasn't on booru, turns out it's on pixiv
>>554931708Sleep with old men for money.
>>554931261You definitely shouldn't borrow my advice because I ended up using 4 speed cards which is kind of retarded, but I was growing frustrated, then 1 wit and 1 Rice power. Sparks were a bit of speed and then full stamina, like 12* of it, definitely not the ideal setup. Now I'm stuck at the career end screen because I can't choose which skills I want
>playing cafe's campaign, expecting her being your average fushigi-chan>I'm actually being haunted for realoh fug, call the exorcist, my dick alone can't handle this
4 years and no oguri x tama doujinswe may have t odrop another nukeon the yakuza
Tried guts int build, ended up with 700 speed, doing something wrong.
>>554931727propaganda>>554931742>the cutest of boys is SS tierNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNICE!>best gyaru is R rank
>>554929391>had a dream where I was in a bar with other trainers>Vodka's trainer was drinking out of a flask>Dober's trainer looking at creep shots he took of her>Goldship trainer looked like he wanted to kill himself>Gentildonna trainer looked like the happiest dude in the room>Still in Love trainer looked drunk AND high>Ofevre's trainer also looked like she wanted to kill herself for some reason>Staygold's trainer dead drunk and rambling on about how she is falling in love with her trainee and she has no idea what to do>Buena Vista trainer trying to console her
>>554931468I take it the other waythe models are wrongthe sizes are true
>>554931742billions must spark for mayo
>>554931742who would have thought characters end up at the bottom of tierlists once more actualized and specialized ones come out, especially in games with rampant powercreep like gachas
>>554931624
>>554932357Don't say that...
>>554931742Oguri being that high despite constantly getting shit on this CM is really fucking funny actually
https://youtu.be/yn-Regkq6Cs?si=_CRcKUO3QuwxsrdK
hi uma
>>554931468Here you go
>>554932281Tamamo is already out before Opera even comes out and Kitasan comes out in like 2 weeks
>>554932478Orfe too. All of the ones I’ve seen have jobbed constantly
>>554930578kingu actually has a sizeable bust herself though
Oguri is retarded and a fat bitch!
>>554932650>taller(by ears)>bigger titsDefinitely the winner there. King loses again.
So what are the good unique inherits for the sprint cm coming up? Im guessing for stat sparks you just want power + turf/sprint?
time for last URA run to do my last dailyyes id rather have monies (or whatever it gives you) for the trainer apt test points leftover + these last ones I will get
>>554932691>Kitasan comes out in like 2 weeks
>>554932691Tamamo is mid until evolved skills bro
>>554932924Angus tagalong
>somehow failed first Tama finale on unity with 1200 speed>get normal ending>get very salty>play once more to get good ending>come to a realization the normal ending was better in a senseI guess the game was telling me to unlock the normal ending first since I will never get it normally
>>554933153awooga!
>>554932819Why would you say that Tamamo? That’s really cruel and mean.
Tama always begs me to finish her plate for her because she got made fun of once for bringing ziploc bags to a no takeout diner but she doesn't want to waste the food.
>>554933153>been hospitalized plenty of times in my life>never had a sexy (horny) nursetragic...
>>554932927Mummy Creeks and El Condor Pasa's are the only good ones. You want as much wit as possible and the bare minimum power, the entire course is one giant downhill
>>554932860Kawakami has the thicker legs too
Tamamo raped me
>>554932709Yeah. Of all those on SS tier the ones I saw most that actually won were Chrono Genesis, Stay Gold, and Cheval
>>554928372GREEN "WOMAN" LOVE
>>554933279>she doesn't want to waste the food.that's a VERY good thing, and I'm sick of pretending otherwise
wait a minute I recognize that posting style... uh, trainers, theres a really shitty, subhuman parasite itt rn
>>554931925She’s had my favorite career so far. I’m hoping Vega’s career is just as wholesome Instead of the edgy schizo she’s portrayed as
Tamamo is a miser and a bully...
>>554933529
>>554933432If you eat more food than what you need you're wasting food too
I'm never going to fuck a ningen let alone an umamusume
"TRAINER STOP BEING A FAG AND FUCK ME MY ESTRUS CYCLE IS KILLING ME YOU SPINELESS FUCK"
>>554933279That's totally reasonable. I'd even go far as to stay in the restaurant as long as I could just so I can finish everything, and sometimes with my siblings I'll not order and eat their leftovers because these fucks loves ordering but not eating everything.
>>554931925>there's literally a skinwalker at Tracen impersonating Tazuna>cafe just tells it to fuck off
1 of 6 daily borrow runs underway (already queued) as I light a rolledup cigarette with my "eat sleep play (gaming) [xbox controller] repeat" lighter
>>554933654only on a technicality, considering it HAS been consumed and used, which is obviously better than throwing it away, doing nothing but wasting it in response.
>>554933728Reminder that Nishino Flower is an elementary schooler that skipped grades due to how good she is at racing
>>554933728o-okay please don't crush me effortlessly
>>554933048all she gets is .15 increase to both her gold skillsthey dont even fix her skills so she can use them in any position like Tosen Jordan, they just buff tail held high and a late surger skill
>>554933789bakushin sexO(O)
>>554933734squirts
>>554933939
seeing nature's stinky boots everytime i beat her in the legend race makes me so fucking horny.
>>554933839It's not used though, it's just stored as fat unless you eat less the next day. But if you're constantly overeating and you die fat you wasted food and became fat, which is worse than just wasting food
>>554933791Do not post my favorite uma in compromising positions
>>554933839My thinking is, are you eating the food because you need or want to eat it, or are you just using your own digestive system as a garbage disposal?
Someone finally said something about it...
boyfriend training
>boyfriend trainingwhich uma would do this to you
>>554934486
>>554933839>heh I might get diabetes but at least food wasnt wastedteiobwo...
>>554929736
>>554934446sexo
>>554934176>but what about if xyzsilly argument that has nothing to do with the original point made. tama wants to zip up food so it's not being wasted (thrown away). now you're arguing about a whole different point, which is overeating and becoming fat.>>554934232ordering too much happens, so does not being able to eat as much as you originally expected, bringing us back to the "ordering too much" part.>using your own digestive system as a garbage disposal?arguably still a lot better than throwing it into a bin, where it rots away. at least this way it had a valuable use, plus the food completed it's main purpose, being consumed and landing in funny tummy.
*commits domestic abuse*
did uma block emulators again
>>554934536succubus
>>554934681awooga >>554934738she wouldnt do this
>feeling in a good mood>have 29 trainee scout tickets>decide to do some cheeky pulls on Finemo>won't get her but fuck it, I want to gamble, dammit>3rd ticket>spooked by Hishiama>OHAYO CHOCOLATE WIFE>ticket 11>Hime-sama Herself>irish princess wife and chocolate wife>for 11 scout ticketsFUCK. YES
you guys are making this way too complicated tamamo is poor as fuck and she has a micropenis
>>554934321how could ace do this???
>>554934839
>>554934180She would like that
Tamamo sells her body
>>554934738I wonder how well umas would handle alcohol
AIIIIEEEE I CANT WAIT
>>554934904Ace please stop screaming at me
>>554934904ace on my face
>>554934781nah you're just banned
>>554934904She voices Joshua in Trails in the Sky and Oguri voices Estelle and now I can't help but laugh when thinking about both of them.
>>554934904@grok make her eat that carrot in a lewd manner.
>>554934904Yeah, I'm thinking baced.
>>554935038nah just had to reboot lol
>>554934446sexo (again)
cygames where is oguris lost sister? where is oguri roman?
>>554934947domestic rape
>>554934904This general is already making me hate this horse even though I thought she was cool at first
>>554935067Anon...Grok doesnt do any of that stuft anymore. Grok imagine got ultra censored too. The liberals won...
>>554934904wow cute transcoded uma
>>554934998I have actually refilled and then just did another run after because I didn't want to bother waiting another 5+ minutes to start.
>>554935224Everything is shit...
>>554934321Tamamo Cross seems so grounded and down to earth, it's really hard to not love her character despite an almost complete lack of romance or affection in her career.
Getting anons to bond over Tamamo's poorfag habits has been my most successful propaganda yet.
>>554935054>boyuma va voices boy characters in other gamesnaruhodo
>>554934904Ruined
>>554935375Her voice actress in general just plays boys often.
>>554934904Ace is so cool bros...
umagrok alter this photo of suzuka so that her shoes are off and resting in the corner with a lewd cloud of steam/stuffiness around them and the words "stuffy" and "stinky" in translucent, cloud-shaped font, and her feet are prominent in the photo with her sweaty tights, and she looks bashful that you're staring at her feet
umagrok, dont
54 minutes lefthttps://poal.me/vu47ccWhen are (You) queueing?
umagrok talk to me im lonely...
>>554935224Really? I was grok’ing uma cosplayers into micro bikinis a couple weeks ago
>>554934698Well if you order too much, obviously you take it home and eat it again tomorrow. Of course that's what you do if you liked the food.But in cases where the food was terrible, or kept badly in the fridge, if the food isn't good, then forcing yourself to eat it is just inflicting something unpleasant on yourself for no real reason, and thus treating yourself as a trash can, unless the caloric content of the food has enough real value to you that you're willing to endure that.
digitan is a hebe
Digitan is my wife
>>554935054>oguri's VA also voices not-scarlethuh
>>554935838I want a cute umawife like this that I come back home to have sweaty sex with every day.
>>554935929you're a hebe
*goes really fast*
>>554936012Estelle is cuter.
>>554935892Yeah, ultra censorship implemented on monday.
I wish all sloppa posters 3rd place in their CM races this weekend.
>>554930578How it always work - the man has huge tits
>>554934998Each run gives you carats back so it makes sense to refill with carats. Just go.
>>554934613>>554936256mayano would do this after (incorrectly) learning what sex is
>>554919760Which umas would bath with (you)?
>>554936359lesgoo
>>554936701Stay Gold
https://x.com/i/status/2014685922848068036
grass wonder 666 powerI trained that to get her off it
>>554936832What the actual fuck is wrong with her
>>554936701Creek would canonically.
>>554936832umazing
>>554937037She is super fast and straight.
Fuck off
GOOD LUCK MY FELLOW SUPREME RACISTS
>>554936072Two airplanes is my hero
are the pulls coming when the apt test ends or something
>>554937159based
>>554936701CreekRudolphTop CunNatie with coaxingAll of the mejiros(who would want to bathe with shitty mcqueen or uggo ryan yuck)
>>554937364there are no pulls
>when do the pulls from the event New Beginnings (officially posted to start on Jan 27th) come??
Torepi~ any clue what's the base stamina of Daiichi Ruby?
>>554936548Isn't sex about feeling good?
>>5549374597 and they come NOW.
>>554937456>>554937459
>>5549376177 and they don't
>>554937482I chuckled
>>554933285Imagine your worst wagie job.Now imagine having to do that all on your own.For 12 hours a day.And every hour, you gotta clean up the bathroom because some dude just explosively shit everywhere.Yes, usually the same person.That's why nurses are never horny like in TV.
>>554937364allegedly on the 27th. An anon in the thread last night posted the game data.The exact nature of said pulls is unknown.
>>554932650Umas in any outfit other than their signature racewear share generic bodies that only have 5 unique bust options.
>>554935908>But in cases where the food was terribleValid point.. HOWEVER, same issue as I mentioned before.>the food was terribleDifferent point entirely, as this is about the quality of said food, not you ordering too much, or having left overs for whatever reason.>or kept badly in the fridgeMore wastage, but for completely different reasons again, making this another discussion entirely.Call me a pedantic cunt if you want, that's fair, but still.
I keep getting the SSR Nakayama Festa event every other career run even though I don't own her... Is she trying to tell me something?
>>554937726it's lowkirkentologicalockedinlowstate
>>554937726I don’t think she could handle more than one pregnancy
>>554937221I don't get how are others having hard time with extra desu. I cleared it in one go by getting 3 of the bonus gold skills, getting 3 speed, 2 stamina, 1 riko, classic and senior triple crowns, and 10 spirit bursts.
hopefully i don't fuck this up
>>554933634>>554933354>>554934020>>554934227I can't wait to blow my load on this uma
>>554933013I'm worried about mant. Keep hearing it nearly killed jp.
>>554938162anon you're going to jail
>>554933285>only had high school once>had a sexy (horny) teacherSounds like a skill issue, bro.Yes, she was horny. She literally bent down right in front of me and I ended up walking into her. She was also like 22 and wore perfume and wore thongs.
>>554938135>300 stamina after inspirationyou never had a chance
>>554938239The Mejiro Mafia can't keep me from rolling.
>>554937731anon, I was partly joking... no reason to be a downer with your realism>>554938279pic related
600K fans on the parent run (grass wonder) 18 skils and 2 white sparks (1* guts)
>>554938135>he screenshotted itThe game knows. It's over, bro.
I got too lazy...I couldn't clear out the test shop
What is your honest opinion about Taiki Shuttle?
600K fans on the parent run (grass wonder)20+ skills and 2 white sparks (skill master epithet), 1* guts grass wonder can come 1st in jp derby at like 150/150 stam/guts pace chaser
fuck you
>>554938279>older men like younger women>older women like younger menThe only ones who hate this are fat 40 year olds... hmmge.
>>554938596Wife material
>>554938135>on classic yearYou're cursed. That's a bad omen
>>554938596I like the horseI like the umaI like her voice but wish she got better english linesI fap to her
>>554938596she is adorable
>>554938330i don't need stamina
boy sex
>>554938671>The only ones who hate this are old lonely fat cuntshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb0b8RF2HQ
>>554938279>>554938671that teacher is a pedophile...
I am the horseI am this umaI like her voice but wish she got better english linesI fap to me (this horse) fucking other umas
why is it called the classic year if they are in the modern era
>>554938556Drop a rice sticker in the club chat so danchou can kick you
>>554938079https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000196381/broodmare/info/
>>554938596She is one of the few umamusume that make me think I'd be a better person if I had someone like her as a friend during my high school days
>>554938767She woke my cock up
Already claimed all the carats, tix, shards, Taiki pieces and monies. Got Rice but don't really use her. Matifuku is 5 stars already, Urara is about 30 pieces away from 5 stars.
>>554938963taiki? really? why?>anon can imagine himself being friends with an umamusume in his highschool dayshaha...
I placed 3rd in the legend race against nice nature!? nyaaaa???
>>554938767>she says while gurgling my cock in her mouth
You dumb bitch
>lost the 2400m Japan Cup and world record to Calandagan the french horse>Tokyo merchant>never won the Arima kinenAlmond Bum bros... Are we getting exposed?
>>554938963I had someone like Taiki, down to the way she looked, try to be my friend in high school but I told her to leave me alone
>>554939124should get start pieces (if you can) to exchange them for cloves in the future desu
>>554939227Like what other anons said, Almond Eye was a strong horse on a time with no competition. A big fish in a small pond.
>>554939157Having a ball of kindness and energy speak with you on a regular basis is good for your mental health. I was a loner and avoided people so I never got to experience what it was like to have friends.
>>554938596she hugs me too much
>>554938162she's amazing
No fucking way this dude just posted a tiktok comment screenshot about horse powerlevels.
>>554939218it's a good thing she's hot
>>554938953I mean this one, not the original...
>>554939349You could say the same thing about Deep Impact, Heart's Cry was strong but hella inconsistentThe one time Heart's Cry locked in he won and Pui couldn't catch up
>>554939323do clovers get any future improve for the exchange shop?
>>554938386jail is a paltry price to pay for her
>>554939218
>>554939218There's hors dumb, and then there's Jordan.
So you're telling me this Kitahara Jou guy is my trainer and my dad? And what's more he is also fucking my best friend? Damn...
>>554939458dire times for /uma/
>>554939458he has too much free time pls understand
What'll it take to make a sprint tamamo cross I wonder. Love this little shit.
Are you guys ready?
>>554939227>Tachyon gets glazed for breaking a record in some random ass G2>while Almond Eye gets ridiculed for having one for years before it being taken away from herlol
>>554939619need it all need everything
>>554939686
Maybe I can do something with this?
>>554938596GLORIOUS AMERICAN TITS
Hopefully this is enough
>>554939636>>554938386>>554938162To think we get THIS beauty and yet have shitty mcqueen and ryan
>>554939827I really wish the shop had more to buy
woke up with a big boner>>554939801me when I wake up with a big boner
>>554939458relax unc this isnt your old man safe space
How do I make a good Tama for saggy taurus? Should I put her in end, late or pace?
>>554939904they add infinite SP and coins trades later
>>554939904I already cleared out the 100 monies AND support points. AND THE QE2 sashes.
>>554939978>should I turn the one uma with built in straightaway spurt pace, late or end?
>>554939978bwo the cm is in 12 minutes
>3 of my 5 runs today got abandonedExtra borrows are really instilling some brutal habits
>>554939997needs rape correction
Just took a shower and jorked my meat, my tp is still not replenished
>>554939978late surger with on your left
>>554938596The actual best in every way.
>>554940107You could totally put a fleshlight in that
>>554939458Please understand, he just got into horse racing and NEEDS a tierlist so he can shitpost
>>554939997
>>554940094>I also dont have a good tamamo yet 3 speed cards and these shits keep not showing up ffs non-20% spd growth umas are a mistake
please repost the /uma/ gaslight guides for taurus gemini and cancer, I miss that sovl
>>554939747Potential horses always get glazed a lot harder than they should.
>>554939349They will glaze her but shit on TMO who had to hard carry a mid jockey.
>>554940373i love king halo ntr
5 minutes before absolute Oguri Cap (as in PEAK) domination.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itb3LHBTdDQ
>>554940373sumimasen not shadai horse not counto des
https://youtu.be/1TCX90yALsI?si=GDNAV0_UQyrjHx1l friendly reminder before we start another CM
wtf 3rd party carat sites for 11% cheaper carats?
Would you? Speed training is just solo Kita.
should I use my hyper gamble deep breaths 3 recovery obuhi cap? Or my trusted golshi?
>>554939458This nigga posting memes from some 70s TV videos LMAO
>>554940631I would
YES OFFICER I AM SENDING A 620 STAMINA MARUZENSKY TO THE CM
yea I'm not queuing on reset this time have fun getting raped
>>554940641both?
>>554940631>300 speed on summerWhat the FUCK are you doing anon
>>554940631what does gold ship think?
>>554940631No your speed is very low and you don't need more energy and you don't need to spirit burst because you just did a unity race you can pop it later
>>554940621I'd never put my card information on a 3rd party website but maybe that's just me.
>>554940373>carry a mid jockeyhow can a jockey even be mid? Was he fat or what? Not enough of a midget?
>>554940208That wouldn't be wise
>>554940631Why did uma start demonizing blue bursts?>you get less stats!!Yes but you GAIN energy and blue bursts elsewhere drain extra energy, it isnt black and white
>>554940796its OK for me, im poor
>>554940796I would put my life in Curren's hands
>>554940796Just have an extra card that you top up with like $50-$100 max
>>554940316potential man discourse is at least better than the "hard work vs gifted power" nigger arguments. thank God uma doesn't have any as 99% the cast are huge winners
>>554940759Struggling. They just refuse to show up on speed training + I already failed 10% roll.
Mmm yes Americans... bueno...
>>554938624Cute Meek!
Oh the CM is today? Time to start building my Aces I guess
I have £70 extra to spend next month going to put that in the bank as savings £30 at a time until im not in debt (by April I hope) and then spend the £70 on umamusume carats. best get me a biko!
>>554940631I would probably click this if it was turn 2 summer but turn 1 at full energy is more iffy.
>>554940872Wisdom is not necessaryThe TopRussy is
it is time
I don't know how to build tamamo.Her ult doesn't fire when she's an endcloser.It doesn't fire when she's a latesurger.I've seen it fire once when she was a pace chaser but only as a worse triumphant pulse.
Teio and Tachyon? gifted powersKita and Spe? hard work
its timebest of luck everyone
>they forgot to set their league to graded
>>554941169actually im going to take out a £30 loan to do this anyways and also pull for taiki now and work out of debt in the meantime at the same time. not because of anything but for playing taiki to have fun in the game
ITS RACIST TIME
>rushed
HERE WE GO
>>554941403oguri wouldnt...
GET FUCKED HOGURI
I will queue!Tomorrow. Good luck gamers.
TEIO YOU'RE TOO FAT
>instaque into this shitowari da
>>554941490nice team bro
I GOT MATCHED WITH AN ANON FROM THE ROOMS AIEEEEEEEE
YOU WILL REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU JUST LOST TO OGURI CAP (as in PEAK)
>FIRST MATCH>5 FRONTSWHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE A MILLION FRONTS IN MY ARIMA WHAT THE FUCK
Easy XOguri sweep
>tama triggers ult on 3rd and gets carryover + spurtwhat the FUCK
Real sealclubbing hours...
you can buy things in the Google Play store with Klarna
>>554941531THATS HOW WE FUCKIN DO ITKILL ALL HOGURIS
>>554941619we're 8 cups in and you still haven't learned to not autoqueue? bro...
>>554941750Do not.
Tamamo is kinda strong
my festive miracle didn't proc
Just use your past aces
>they still queue on reset into the leviathans
Let's go
Xoguri is too fucking strong, holy shitImagine listening to sloptubers
>>554941758AND THATS AN EASY QUALIFICATION FOR A ROUND 2
>>554941910this is what my umas would have wanted
>>554941816Post build.
It's that shrimple
>>554941917What were the sloptubers saying?
IT'S GIGA BUHI PIGGER TERRITORYDO NOT QUEUE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEDDO NOT QUEUE
>>554941619>double circle right handed and winter runner
Maya strong
>>5549417817 days left still but ive managed to get through the month on just 1 pouch of tobacco, AND my solicitor is all paid off. I have been paying the solicitor fees monthly and that money lost hasnt impacted me at all, and im ready to put that £30/2xmonth into a savings account, to get out of debtthats £70 free money this month, and it will increase as I get out of debt because of OD fees going down. I can get carats NOW with klarna at the same time (paying £30 like I have been doing twice monthly, but only having to pay like £7.50 4 times instead)
It can't be that bad.
>>554940865>7 G1 wins in TMO>Himself admitted the Arima Kinen win was 100% the uma finding the path forward >No G1 wins for 17 years afterWada seems like a great guy but almost any jockey could have rode TMI to that grand slam
>>554941531>>554941697>>554941706>>554941758>>554941816>>554941835>>554941860>>554941914>>554941952>>554942069no one asked
>>554941910Wins mean nothing if you don't beat whales. It's like bragging about winning a g3 against literal npc uma.
MY RICE KEEPS WINNING
>>554942160fuck off retard
hackeranon has been busy
>>554941778>>554942127GOLSHIIIII
>>554941910If you can't sweep day 1 at whale hours it's over
If you spot a giga retard running xmas Biwa as a late surger, that's me
holy fuck its whale galore right now
>>554942197hmmmmmmmmmmnyo don't wanna
I love Rice
>>554942160BASED no one askeder
I love being soulless.Oh, you brought your oshis? You want your favourite horsey worsey to win? Wouldn't that just be a dream come true?No, my stupid broken meta horses bound to the front.
infact I can spend £30 like I wanted to on the 1st, and spend £30 again on the 14th to pay £15 (half of what I was paying) 4x. but im not going to spend £30 twice, I will get the £6.99 monthly pack
my tama actually wonall of my aces now have at least one win
I'm surprised at how few xoguris I've been seeing, aren't there supposed to be more whales running now?
Total front domination
>>554942217who
Love a podium sweep
>>554942462Sloptubers worked overtime into the skip Xoguri gaslight
That's some bullshit
>>554941140stop encouraging him
>>554942474For some reason my fucking fronts are hitting angling and not speeding after, even tho they have 900 stamina and gold recoveries, arima corner is fucking stupid
Pure unfiltered soul
the fact that my tama was only 1 length behind should say something
>>554942609>heh, I only lost by 1 length
pretty comfy queues this time
>>554941697>>554942520i don't see her THOUGH?
none of my niggas with 900 stam 1 white ever gassed out you guys were full of shit
>>554942609it says you're a bad trainer
>>554942656>s rank GIGAMETA WHALE only won by 1 length to a shit a rank
I'm ready to be raped by the whalesMy oguri had late start every single fucking run holy shit
>>554942520>>554942598>>554942669no one cares oguri niggersget a soul or something, loser metafaggots
RAISU (she won the next one as well btw)
To the anon from umadash who matched me:you used oguri hannucap so you didn't win
My Rudolf gassed out but how come Tama just matched her speed instead of overtaking herHUH
>>554942609she didn't say anything though i asked her
what in the EVERLOVING FUCK is Golshi doing at 2nd before late???
>triple 2* team>those skillss-soul...
LMAO
>>554942803But I thought oguri is bad now, and only usable at MANT. Oguri is an oshi pick.
>>554942656Xoguri that procs festive miracle off 777 usually wins by 3+ lengths because of how imba that skill is
>>554942595you really need late game corner velocity to exploit the accel
oh nonono S+ buhi bros oink oink what the fuck?? oink
Gold Ship game. 2 Stars btw
>xguris already gassing out in multiple lobbiesthe absolute state of witlets
>>554942850>>554942850>>554942850wow cool i can see now with my own eyesi agreeexcellent observationintriguing retard
>XguriYeah you didn't win, you are soulless and pathetic
>>554942887>rushing galebased gambler
Xoguri really feels like an insta win button
>>554942856brocked
TAIIIIISHIN!!! YOUR POTENTIAL
going to be fun watching the open league cup (long) races with 99% of the umas gassing out
shibt I forgot CM was happening RIGHT NOW
>>554942420post tama deck
nobody gets a (you)im not reacting to your CM posts
>>554943161skibidi
>>554943195mlb kita, borrowed mlb rice, mlb amazon, mlb r kita, 2lb sweep, mlb eishin
>>554942140>Only time I won was because I didn't have a 1200 wit Oguri behind the carrot
>>554943280Go to sleep, you will wake up in time for SEA queue hours
WHAT TTHE FUCK SHE CAN DO THAT?TEIO CAN WIN AS A PACE?
honestly quite impressive how much keeps getting added to hakuraku
>>554943296gonna assume you meant riko for the other kitahmm maybe i need to borrow rice instead of biko then
>>554943068I missed you Tachyon posters.
curren sexo
>>554943419OH NO NO NO NO NONONONO GET HIM CYGAMES
>>554943419how the fuck do you run out of HP with Obuhi Fat
>>554943471>gonna assume you meant riko for the other kitayeah my bad, was watching a race while i was typing
>Last minute prep>Only had time to build XOguri and Taishin for this CM. >Freaking Libra Gold Ship carried the team into Group A
Ran the lazy team and got 15/20.4 of the 5 losses were to Mayano
Rudolf telling Teioposters to exercise
>>554943501cygames cant detect wireshark :^)
>start CM>phone crashesmessage receivedit's been six fucking weeks, fix your broken cygamr
you guys that use the cheat tool should provide a service where you do it for other trainers using their pool of races (or do some practise races with their practise partner) for a small fee
>every one of our 50,000 lurkers comes out of the woodwork to post their CM win screenshotsyou love to see it. Say what you will about soul vs soulless but all of these trainers love to see their favorite girls leaving the starting gate.
>>554943593pilot maya or child bride maya
idk just dont be bad lol
Another victim to CM's wit check why is this nigga in graded
>Hanukkah Oguri with absolute shit builds and stats autowin because her unique is powercreep cityanother boring tranny CM
team midget is WINNING sorta
>>5549436753 brides 1 normal
>straight recoverykekthank you whoever spread this misinfo
UP THE RA
>>554943729>tranny cmhow is it a tranny cm? did you lose to fine motion?
>>554943821>how is it a tranny cm?because you're playing it
>>554943821anything I don't like is tranny
>xmas oguri>close my eyes and skip all the screenshow boring, cygames should implement a ban system where the community gets to ban 3 umas before the CM it would be more fun to see some variety instead of copy paste
It's very concerning how some of the xoguris I've queued against have no triple 7
>All my girls finish in top 3 I'm losing my voice from all the yelling and cheering...
>understam epidemic
You didn't fall for the anti xoguri gaslights did you anon?
most shitters were overstammed except for oguri retards that thought 550 stam was enough btwit seems a lot of people just fell for youtuber gaslight dancing this time
>>554944106>>554944106>>554944106>>554944106
3 xoguri 3 goldshi 3 random (lots of taishins)
guys why arent you buying carats? klaratsyou can get £40 worth for less than the price of a monthly pack
>autoselect>game grabs my gutswitmeme TT uma with 400 stam because it happens to have long Anever trust it
it's a little understammed, no?
I thought Xmas Oguri was meta, what happened?
>>554942831post rice build?
>>554944173kek
>>554938624I think this horse is pretty...
>>554939686What can I say but Yabba daaba do!
