>Born in Chaos - South Park Drops Into Fortnite!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13QoRmIFK0c>Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter Seven: Pacific Break | Gameplay Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv2zM8jI4gU>Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter Seven: Pacific Break | Cinematic Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eln66CJHn8>Surf To a New Island in Fortnite BR Chapter Seven!https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-battle-royale-chapter-seven-pacific-break-v39-00-update-notes>Fortnite’s Zero Point: The Story So Farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfVP0dPcgo>Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shophttps://www.fortnite.com/item-shop>Quick XP Strategyhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/3126-9885-4862/>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/https://fortnitedb.com/>Crown Jam: A Limited-Time Fortnite Mode from the Fall Guys Worldhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/crown-jam-a-limited-time-fortnite-mode-from-the-fall-guys-world>“South Park: Born in Chaos” Comes to Fortnitehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/south-park-born-in-chaos-comes-to-fortnite>LISA is the Next Fortnite Festival Season Iconhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/lisa-is-the-next-fortnite-festival-season-icon>Master Your True Potential in LEGO® Fortnite Odyssey’s NINJAGO® Updatehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/master-your-true-potential-in-lego-fortnite-odysseys-ninjago-update>Fortnite Ballistic v37.10 Adds the Veiled Precision SMG, Deployable Wall Gadget, and Morehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-ballistic-v37-10-adds-the-veiled-precision-smg-deployable-wall-gadget-and-more>Fortnite Crew January 2026 - Galehttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscriptionPrevious:>>554846217
Ngl crown jam is pretty funJust wish it was Fortnite skins doing it
>>554927650>no Toby or Pam with no clotheslame
Kids are cracked at fortnite but can’t play a simple team bean game???are we serious??
>>554928073I guess they felt it was better to give the teams distinct costumes to make it easier to tell teammates and opponents apart
Gave lil bro a baddie gf.
>>554928265im convinced all the lara crofts i see are bought accounts
>>554927650Explain this, you fucking retards? 12 million players already in Crown Jam. Doubters very fucking quiet.
WHERE ARE THE TURTLEShttps://youtu.be/d0dsZgzAOEo?si=ZJJcVi8yI7jNVDUK
Thoughts?
>>554928452Yeah, but I also get the feeling that epic wants every mode to have the same physics as BR in terms of running speed, jumps, etc. which would make for a very shitty basketball game with everyone with massive jumps and ridiculous speeds
>>554928690Don't believe me? Just screenshotted it. 12m.
>>554928265I'm not playing that dumb shit, but I also haven't updated the game in about 3 updates now.
>>554928767you cant play fortnite thru the app only browser
>>554928767that's not how launchers work
>>554929149FUCK OFF!!!
Im gonna give all my horror and weeb stuff for Dwight to use and give every gold item for Michael. Just need a plasma tv backbling
>>554928553>how do we do fellow kidsrizz on that thot my brudda! right on 6 7 wazzuppp
>>554928767>believing this annoying retardmoon is a massive faggot and I wouldn't trust anything from this comptardreminder that comptards will bring you down if they can't get up past you.
>>554929149this would be hotter if her butt was a little smaller
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IixgxFEx0AUthey missed the chance to add Erin, giving us the full dance scene. cowards
>>554929469That would be pretty hot~
WHERE. IS. MY. LOLA. BUNNY?
>>554928553>lip ringRuined
>>554928767fake and gay. already tried this>cant restart the game if you change graphics>no extra download options>fps boost is unnoticeable>no extra 20% when buying vbucks, having to buy on the browser
>>554927650crown jam is fucking insane. some dude made the worst shot ever and it somehow made it into the hoop lmfao i love thishttps://streamable.com/331l1a
Collab after collab but the lootpool remains the same
>No Jimwe better get Kevin or at least Creed
>>554930305we already have winston and reaper in fortnite
>>554928645lol u jelly huh?
>>554930541not really, the only thing im jelly for is the midas shadow wrap
>>554930305>more sexy butts in Fortnite yes please
>>554930305It would be so FUCKING FUNNY if its Kiriko
Well /fng/, are you buying anything from the new collab?
>>554929812I'm so on the fence about tenta its unreal but not buying the bundle almost seems like a waste
>>554930305you heard the man overwatch posting allowed for the next 3 months
>>554930305>it won't be widowmaker>even if it is, she'd be censored to shit and flattened>won't be sombra because she isn't popular enoughi don't really give a flying fuck.
>>554931224the uncs are still at work, they'll probably get on in like 3-4hrs after driving home and taking a nap
>>554931224Depends on the cost of the bundle
>>554929759
>afk chat xp deathgood...
>>554931558Kim k is more stacked than widow so it'd probably just be a zipped up widow. It'll 100% be Tracer, Soldier and Mercy though
>>554931074It's obviously Kiriko and Genji
>>554931542I'm glad I never developed a creepy and gross obsession with sex
>>554931224never watched. dont see any reason i'd want to buy them even if i did, it feels so out of place since it's a show that is firmly lodged in reality.
And now the unexpected out of the blue collab you've all been waiting forGoth girl from the breakfast club who gets ruined and turned into a stacy at the end of the movie
>>554931720damn that sucks *turns on clicklock in mouse preoperties* anyways
Wanna save these for the hell of it so post yours
>>554931764>Tracer, Soldier and Mercy>likely ow2 versionsOW2 tracer is an upgrade and OW2 mercy hair is better but everything else is a downgrade
>>554930305Finally
>>554931567I do this
>>554931224I have fond memories of watching The Office with my older brother so I might actually get Michael.
>>554929327fag misery
Overwatch 2 skins just in time for the Norse season
>>554931224>No, "That's what she said" emoteWould have been hilarious but whatever the entire set is bussin fr fr.
>>554932123I can see them having ow1 and ow2 styles
>>554932123what if ow1 versions are alt styles
>>554931720i always see this and it always works lmao
If D.Va is a skin we're getting the nerf this brap emote
>Derpy is a sidekick in wave 2 of Kpop Demon HuntersAll i want is Baby but i feel like that's just not gonna happen.Also REALLY hoping that Jinu shows up with casual and Demon outfit style, but more than likely, it'll just be him with his casual clothes and a style with his markings visible/yellow eyes.
>>554930305I’ll respect this collab if Overwatch gets Fortnite character outfits
>>554932441I refuse to believe any collab will have great alts until release cause they often DONT. Kpop demon hunters, Leon and Claire, Geralt, most anime collabs etc etc
>>554932460>>554932441epic has gotten SUPER greedy with styles, i wouldn't be surprised if they sell them as separate skins instead.
>how it feels to be the only person who liked the reload map quests
>>554932559well good for you lucky anon because it doesn't work anymore for us
>>554933134So far we've gotten sidekicks that make sense being so short like Groot or SpongeBob but derpy is like a big tiger thing it'll look so bad if it's tiny like the rest
>>554931848unfortunately your kind reproduces asexually however
>>554933210We just had bleach with great alts and even transformations with Ichigo and Rukia though? >>554933057D.va is pure sex and i'd instabuy her ow1 version
tycoon map player counts just plummeted
>>554933998Nikka40 woejak out of nowhere
if you are going to post pornslop can you at least use fortnite related ones, it is the fortnite general
>>554933290>Introducing PRISMS!>Give your favorite skin a breath of fresh air with Prisms, allowing for new colorways for your favorite outfit. Whether you’re looking to stand out in the lobby or blend into the shadows, Prisms give your locker a high-octane refresh.>Available for 700 vbucks each or 2000 vbucks for the prisms bundle (1500 vbucks OFF!!)
Animal crossing sluts as companions when
>>554933320>people tarding out over the reload quests>when they last for another 40ish weeks and will absolutely get new maps added, making it entirely unnecessary to nolife 6 VRsthink the quest structure is still dumb (if you place highly or get a VR it should count toward future quests) but everything else is stupid
>>554933382I meant more like JJK, Kaiju 8, naruto, AOT,
>>554934001>>554934189I hate you. All of you.
>>554934189Whitney sidekick who protects you with her umbrella like a temporary shield bubble
>>554934189>only visible to people on Nintendo on top of being only visible to your and your teamsounds great
Didn't ask
>>554934142I'll never understand why people care so much about glowshit, must be the chinks releasing dna altering nanobots to make everyone like them. I MUST GLOW AND USE WINGS GLORY TO CHINA
>tfw facing nothing but shit luck with shield spawns and weapon spawns while everyone else revels in the gifts of infinite legendaries, movement items and healingDo I need to equip a sweat skin and take my daily methamphetamine supplements so Tim doesn't curse my bloodline again?
>>554931848you're a homosexual man posting buff males doing girly emotes, you're not the one to talk, Zavala.
>>554934531I'd wish they would make super styles more similar to the 3rd normal one BP skins usually get. Like dark voyager's red style is sick as hell, but then his super varients look ai generated.
>>554933689did they nerf'd the AFK tycoon way?
>>554934868you can no longer make your character keep shooting by opening the game chat window
>>554932246man, I wished I was bara IRL, no homo tho
>>554931720maybe the tycoon junk will die down like death runs did
>>554931542please no, I've endured Overwatch Sex for almost a decade. I can't go through that again
>>554934142careful there's an epic games employee here, he will definitely report this idea back (as his own) to his masters and make this a reality.that's how they nuked the afk xp from tycoon modes. someone gave instructions on here on how to do it and then boom gone in a few days.
>Do Map Mastery trials to get these thingsOkay, sure>Any variation of the map doesn't count towards itFor what fucking purpose?
>>554934142>pay to get Billie in Dark Matter neat! sign me up Tim!
>>554928767>a console running above 30 fpsL M A Owake up lil lad your dreaming
>>554935026We all want that
Why must she have a nose?She looks like a chud ;_;
>This general is filled with porn addicted zoomer boyssad
>>554936110not console, the xbox app on windows
>>554936175I returned it because I figured I would want Regular show and lola more
>>554935030i miss when you could get like 4 or 5 levels a day from playing one round of lava deathrunnow you have to sit at a tycoon block for 15 hours to get the same amount
>>554936175CUTE!!
>IS THAT CLOTHED WOMEN IN 4CHAN AYEEEEEEEEEEEEwhat causes this severe newfag syndrome
>adds absolutely nothing to BR >fixes basically nothing>LOOK AT THIS COLLAB TO CONSOOOOM!!>AND LOOK AT THIS COLLAB TO CONSOOOOM!!>AND LOOK AT THIIIIIIIS COLLAB TO CONSOOOOM!!It's all so tiresome. Even the dream "never ever" perfect collab wouldn't get me to play battle royale this season for more than a few hours
>>554928073contact basketball is pretty good, shame it all comes down to getting decent teammates.
>>554936559buy her pls
>>554936973i would give her a million hugs a day!!!
>>554936257>40 year old trashtalking the target audience of a video game he should no longer be playing because his old creaky ass needs to be doing his job instead of standing on his paper pedestal to preachsit down grandpa, before the stress makes you lose the rest of your three hairs, you heart-attack hoarder, not my fault i can get it up while you're over here being a walking ad for viagra
>>554931224we're getting a new leatherface?
tjpw collab when
>>554936175>>554936356lol you guys are fucking pathetic, pretty sure you are the only ones shilling this shitty skin here
I want to fuck her so bad, fortnite skin when
>sit down grandpa>I'm gonna butt goon>and no one can stop meI haven't updated this game in weeks, I should just get rid of this tab
>>554936464I just log off after I finish the 3 daily challenges. I feel like EXP gain is near 0 after that
this game is either ai coded or jeet coded
>>554930305god please let D.va be in the collab
>>554927650>sharpened like a spear>hold and swing it like a normal pickaxethis is really fucking stupid
>>554934001YOOOOOOOO
>>554937385It's both
>>554937232I returned it retard how that is considered shilling
why the fuck aren't my blocks working, is there an extra button i need to press?i get goals and good passes, but no one ever blocks on my team and the enemies get some absolute wall as a goalie
>>554930305Player numbers continuing to drop? Just release 50 more collabs! That'll help.
>>554937551what do you mean, tackle? You can't block...
>>554937284>desert themed season>she's an actual secret bp skin and gets revealed mid way through the seasonI day dreamed this about her getting in, it would be so cool
>>554937407that's broom dumbass
>>554937934He never called it a broom. >like a normal pickaxe referencing the animations>sharpened like a spear referencing the sharp point on the end of a long stickYou are brown
>>554937232Don't care? lmaoI just wanna breed her.
>>554937036I bet you typed this with your 6 7 underoo's pulled down your ankles and your lil wee wee in your hand with naked fortnight skin image on your 2nd monitor
>>554938182>I just wanna breed her.
>>554937769"catching the ball above the goal"or knocking the ball from a dunking player, then. cause I'm at diamond 1 and every other game there's one player who prevents every single dunk or goal attempt
>>554938097Broom, you see broom in picture, are you stupid? Can't see broom?
my emotes and Kizuna style are broken in Festival. the emote wheel only shows the default dance and Kizuna is always reactive even when i turn it off, can't even emote by going into the collection thing during a song it only removes my instrument
>>554937232you guys get mad over the dumbest shit. a guy posts gay bara pictures of a character from another game entirely and you're more upset someone posts images of a brand new fortnite skin. get fucking help
>>554938486Better buy 100 vbucks from Timmy or he'll never fix this dog shit game>he will never fix this dog shit game
>>554938443Oh, some anon here pointed out you can tackle slam dunks, idk if you need to be on the hoop, but probably is double jump then hit whatever button is tied to Tackle for you.
>>554938347>your lil wee weeMODSMODSMODS this gay old pedophile thinks i'm a child and instinctively started talking about my "lil wee wee". BAN THIS LACARI-ASS NIGGA
>>554938727>BAN THIS LACARI-ASS NIGGA
>>554938459Read the fucking image title they obviously know its a broom. Your aggro was unnecessary. Pointing out what was already known and getting angry about it. Take your meds
>nigger reaction gif
>>554938459whats the tip of the broom shaped like, Sherlock
When is Dragon ball coming back bros....I regret not buying piccolo when I had the chance
>>554938852Its a broom, spear don't come attacht to a broom, if they do they would be called Broom Spear or some retarded shit like that
Lucari ahh blud
>>554938593i'll just take a break if it keeps going like this, the new mode is pretty bad and yet again we got 0 BR changes. i love br, festival, reload and blitz but epic is being so retarded this season which is a shame
>>554939017so true bestie
>>554939009I have some good news and some bad news...good is dragon ball gets rerun decently often, only takes months of waiting at mostbad news is Piccolo and Gohan specifically were last in the shop late 2024 and have not been rerun since
>>554938727no you're a grown ass man with a lil wee wee lol
>>554930305If Hanzo, Mcree or Widow are in I'll be so happy. Good designs don't deserve to be stuck in that shitty ass game
>>554939017Sar please, I implore you to not redeem. A simile is a word that compares two things using "like" or "as" and in this case he is comparing the broom's tip to a spear, pointing out its sharpened "spear like" characteristic...
this game is so badly coded if u play crown jam ranked and then play BR, you get the pre Chapter 7 HUD/UI in game. The stats are even at the bottom of the map and It even shows ur bean skin instead of the normal skintry it out.
>>554938695yeah, i do that but it seems i can never land the hit.i feel like I'm using ball cam at appropriate times and I'm decent at rocket league so i really don't get why
>>554938998>roaches live in microwave>somehow they survive it being turned onretarded aislop
>>554927650I have probably seen The Office the most of anyone in this general and this collab is pretty based, Threat Level Midnight is kind of weak episode but the Scarn is okayI'm guessing the tissue boxes are from Office Olympics? The glider is nice.
>>554939691I don't think I can hear about anymore lobby lag, broken emote wheels, janky festival experiences, or indian/ai code breaking down without feeling more regret for every dollar I've invested into these trash devs
>>554933998Need him(sexually)
They should do a George Lopez collab next. Low Rider jam track included.
>>554939881ok but why post faith?
>>554939768it doesn't heat everywhere and it only heats the water molecules directly not the air, that's what the turntable is for
>imagine walking pass your son room and you hear this https://youtu.be/8yUf3qYmIe0?si=mWJfbO045D9dY8X4&t=189
>>554939312Guess I'll grab the androids until then
>>554938998>retard blames his parents for the house being infested>when his lazy ass could do simple cleaning and get rid of them easilydisgusting
>Fall guys >Grind to unreal for ranked rewards>Gamemode that only lasts for two weeks>Spent a year supposedly working on thisSomebody please tell me what sense this is supposed to make because under forced engagement metrics this mode seems a little dubious. It'd honestly just be cheaper and better if they had just brought back the old LTM's for people to play. It's kind of a fun mode for a few matches but I really wish Epic would stop wasting their time on doing stuff nobody asked for.
>>554940318pfft that's not even a voice filter it's just straight up some free text to speech damn
>>554939313oh yeah? you like thinking abnout the size of grown man's wee wees, do ya faggot?
unplayable, fucking remove this fucking shit already>BUT IT KILL TOO SLOWJnot if there's other three apes shooting at you you fucking retarded son of a bitch, long range unfair overpowered piece of shit, every match i get killed by a down syndrome piece of shit using this crap
>>554940357Piccolo and Gohan were specifically Super Hero collabs, even if nothing about the skins would make you think so.He won't be returning.
>>554940542Its the only thing that breaks bushes they need to put it back in competitive
>>554940542it's pretty much the only (actually) new gun so I don't think they'll vault it, and yeah all 4 of us spamming that crap is the only way we're having fun in BR this season when we get bored of OGto be fair literally everyone is doing the same thing so it's not like we're cheesing
>>554940498calm down bald nephew
>>554940561Piccolo uses his manga colors instead of the anime ones just like in the super hero movie (and also has one of the transformations from the movie), Gohan wears the outfit he wore in the movie
i prefer petite women with small frames
>>554940132Because I'm her
Chudette wife
now that i think about it what's the point of announcing a collab that is coming in 3 months
>>554940775and if they did vault it they would have to auto complete that battle pass quest that needs it (for the dark voyager stuff)
>>554941448The leakers get 3 months margin so they can say when it doesn't come out that it was "scrapped" or hope that their 12 year old followers forget
>all this love for Chudette>but no single post about CephaIt's because she's black coded isn't it?Why don't white boys ever like us?
>>554942246this general has shit taste, obviously the better squib gets ignored
>>554933134Why not a glider? The already have animals as gliders, just reskin them
>>554930305Can't be excited for this because I know for fucking sure it's going to be Kiriko and some other newer hero instead of the ones people actually want like tracer widow or mcree
fortnite leakers deserve more respect for keeping us hyped
>>554942246>another 20+ zoomer who locks himself away in his room and touches himself 24/7 to fortnite skinssad
>>554933134source?
>>554940542I started running the tact assault rifle and simply not doing long range fights because of itit's not beating the hammer shotguns any time soon if they're actually close but it can still damage you from a range the shutgun is useless and you don't want to aim with the scoped rifle either so the tact fills that gap
>>554942651surely there's no way an overwatch collab happens without Tracer
>>554942721projecting a little bit there, bud
imagine the sex huhghghhhhggghope she gets added as a fortnite skin :)disney property wink wink
>>554942246no point in investing she's another Nemia >gets one skin and then immediately thrown into the Epic recycle bin
zoomers vs boomers box fights
>>554940318this is the average experience in ranked by the way
>>554942667>NEW (COLLAB) IS COMING*all caps fire emojis*If this was a few years ago it'd be breaking news. now it's just an every day occurrence
>>554942868>this is someones fortnite porn addicted adult male sonsad
>>554942725all the big name leakers are saying it
>>554933176I think Jonesy Soldier has to happen it's the most obvious one they could do. After that I dunno they'll probably shill their newer heroes and do something like Wuyang Fishstick
Female Fatigue is real
>>554940408>Somebody please tell me what sense this is supposed to makeI have a theory on that: if the gamemode is made in Unity then they would want as many players as they could get to test the compability between unreal engine and unity. that would explain the fomo'd items and the 2 weeks period.however if it's made in Unreal Engine, I have no clue why.also nice back ochaco gamer, would massage it.
oh no some newfag is textposting I better stop or my ass is cooked!
>>554942667OMGGG dexter's lab collab coming in 2 more weeks!get the thats all you can say emote now!!!!
>>554942651>people actually want like tracer widow or mcreeEven if it is them it'll be their ow2 redesigns, no matter what they do will be a steaming flop because they sat on it for too long. They probably won't even get new legos because the theme was cancelled due to the controversies that came out and lego are probably still wary of associating with blizz again
>>554943470you wouldn't want to be paid for spoiling shit weeks in advance ?
>>554943469ur letting your 20's rot away while you sit in your room touching yourself nonstop over video game pornsad
>>554930305If they release a wave of 5 skins to mimic the 5v5 format in OW2 then my best guess would be these:>TankD.Va (Out of Mech)>DPSTracerGenji/Soldier (I could see them sell a bundle with Genji and Hanzo if there is ever another wave)>SupportMercyKiriko
>>554942246Lip ring
>>554943682>letting your 20's rot away while you sit in your room touching yourself nonstop over video game porngo out and be miserable like me! go out and place your full self-worth on how much money you can make and how many women you can sleep with! hide your emotions behind alcohol like me! WHY ARE YOU DOING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY! HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS LIKE ME! i need to know that i'm not alone in my suffering because if not, that will only serve to show me the truth of how pathetic i am! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554943109yes and im proud of it, your point?
>>554943541if they look good at least I believe it'll sell... I doubt it's actually that popular as in the players overlap but if they're doing lara croft skins of all things I believe there will be buyers
>>554943990I'm a proud house wife that lives in a mansion though
>>554943682ur letting your 20's rot away while you sit in your room typing anonymous messages of being a puritansad
>No prison Mike styleAre we even trying, Epic?
>>554943682>ur letting your 20's rot away while you sit in your room touching yourself nonstop over video game pornI can guarantee just by the fact that you're posting on 4chan/vg/fng/ that you're doing the same and this is projection from you.>inb4 ummm i'm actually employedWe are all bud. But most of us don't go on /fng/ and try to project about how sad we are about our 20s.
>>554930305They can do anything they want with this as long as it leads to a WoW collab
>all the porn brained low value 20 something zoomer boys are getting upset over the truthsad
This season is so boring bros, how could Epic fuck up this badly? The lootpool is so plain. Nothing “California themed” about it other than the wingsuit. Why did they remove the katana and the dolorian so quickly? So boring to play. This Ted Timmons guy is just turning it into cod, not realizing this game thrives on crazy loot and good theming
>>554930305Overwatch posting is now allowed here. I hope it's Juno.
Damn this looks surprisingly good
>>554944690>mad because he got called out for projectingsad
>>554944246cool and i look like this
>>554943448Didn't the Fall Guys intergration happen back in Chapter 5? So I think it's still made with UEFN. I'm pretty sure the Unity stuff is still in the works too since they haven't spoken about it since the announcement too. But thanks, at this point more than my back is gonna have to be massaged because these matches are getting too dang stressful.
>>554944729>Plank backblingKino
Why do you guys spam porn nonstop? you can't have a civil conversation without attaching perverted images to your posts?Do some of you literally only play the game to buy skins that arouse you?
>>554944729Why Plank? That doesn't make sense, give him a kicked and make Plank BB too, you know, for the fucking normies
>>554944726Zamnnn, martians look like that?
>>554945189cry about it
>>554944729>No Chunky Puffs back bling>Jawbreaker is attached to a ladle>Plank because... PlankMeh
>Mid-game storm circles now close slightly faster in Unranked Battle Royale.>These storm adjustments have not been made to competitive play yet, but we plan to potentially include this in a future update.
>>554945189First day on /vg/?
>>554945465shut the fuck up and give me Lola Bunny so i can jork my weiner off more and piss of the angry viagra-anon in the thread
>>554945327You're wasting your youth and ruining your brain I'm only trying to give you guidance when you're older you will think back and wish you listened to me
>>554944824I though that was Miss Piggy for a sec and got a chub.
>>554945617So I can be like you and sperg out over porn on 4chan?
>>554944729>only two>fucking>additional>cosmeticswhat a blunderi'll still buy ed because the render looks pretty solid, but damn
>>554944824Same except my waist is wider
yea i reached diamond… im probably done with this fuck ass game mode.
>>554944729thats a MUCH better angle. set is terrible though>none of his set are any of his autistic ticks like buttered toast, chickens, or gravy>fucking plank despite him not and johnny not even particularly close>no styles at allreally half-assed.
>>554945702Oh I'm sperging out now?Does that mean you're also sperging out and posting video game porno nonstop itt?
>>554945465>https://youtu.be/cbPaqzJyzq0?si=7MXwBfh5YcGksp8q
>>554946263you got it bud
>>554946087My guess is the dude who controls the ip didn’t want them to put it in because epic are pretty fucking good with putting stuff related to characters lately in cross overs
>>554944824>i wook wike wismore like this
>>554946087We could have gotten that monster thing he has as a back bling, but no, we get Plank because HAHA LE PLANK IN FORTNITE XD>>554946405I'm pretty sure they get the licensing and they can basically do whatever they want with it, and it's the decision of artists, like with what happened with Cyberpunk's collab and only getting female V
>>554945617let them rot, they won't learn anyway
>>554944729this skin is so fucking good i'm buying it the nanosecond it drops i fucking love it
>>554946087He's supposed to represent the series as best he can, not just himself. Plank makes perfect sense
>>554946309I feel bad for your parents they're watching their only adult son rot away in his room, enthralled by video game character porno.....
If The Office can make it into Fortnite..
>>554934531Idk I literally just asked Gemini to do me a random color palette to be sold as a new skin and it did the glowy eyes. I asked again for something different, glowy eyes again. Never mentioned anything about eyes to it btw. I guess epic uses ai to come up with super styles.
>>554946087They don't make cosmetics for actual fans of things, they make cosmetics for people who've seen 1 episode of things and would know the absolute most memed to death surface level shit possible. Which leads to the question:>actual fans are disappointed and won't buy it>non fans don't give a fuck and don't buy it>tourists might buy it off of "oh I vaguely recognize that thing" >but outnumbered by apathetic people or disappointed people"So who the fuck is this for then
>>554944246>>554944824post proof then mommy?? i mean you're just bullshitting now you have to provide the burden of proof. front and back.
>>554946949if dudes parents gave a single fuck he wouldn't be a loser that gets off to making other men aroused don't cha think anone
>>554946970Is it a meme that people push this show so much?I tried to watch it 2 years ago and it was so bad I had to stop after 4 episodes.literally the most unfunny garbage in existence
>>554945617>porn is LE BAD!>willingly missing out on tons of fantastic works of art in hopes of "achieving your goals" (getting a gym body, a job and girlfriend)hope you overdose with your meds for being an annoying boomer
>>554946949He didn't ask to be born fuck off he can do whatever the fuck he wants, up to him if he's satisfied with gooning
>>554946970we could've had it all but he just had to say it
>>554946949keep projecting bud
>>554944246>>554944824>HappyHappyGal browses /fng/knew it
>>554944824Proof?
>Steve Carell in Fortnitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iplfWUtKMzI
>>554945189Men are predisposed towards sex. These guys cope with pornography because they don't see a future where they'll actually have it Or, more likely, they've watched so much porn when they were younger that they gave themselves an unrealistic expection of it so the real thing doesn't do it for them and they flock to highly unrealistic pornWhy do you think they always posts the most unrealistic looking tripe they can find
>>554947176>Is it a meme that people push this show so much?It's literally a meme. The jokes aged so poorly. Millennials just like it because of it's cultural influence of the 90's. And literally the only funny thing about the show was this guy
>>554947015none of the chapter 6 or current season super styles have glowy eyes
>>554947540I used to like Steve until he outed himself as a total retard with politics
>>554947649he seems like a funny guy, I'd like to see him do standup
>>554947706Reported
>>554947706Fucking hang yourself. With wire.
>>554946087 >my only experience with EEnE was one episode included in a Dexter's Lab VHS I owned as a kidIdk should I grab Ed? I remember liking the episode anyways. >Oh and playing EEnE online ofc
>>554947860>>554947891definitely a normal reaction from well-adjusted people
>>554947339Why do you zoomers fixate on silly things like looksmaxxing, jobs, and getting a significant other?You assume thats what I mean but I'm just trying to tell you that sitting in front of a screen and starring at video game and cartoon porn 24/7 is not healthy.Go enjoy life, spend time with your loved ones, your pets, enjoy the sunlight, go swimming, enjoy your favorite video games.Life goes by so fast don't let your past memories literally be nothing but naked video game cartoons while sitting in your dark musty room alone like your doing now.
>>554947860What does Global Rule 7 say? ;)
>>554947962Look. I'm sorry. Maybe telling you to hang yourself was a little harsh. I'm sorry. I really don't like it when you post porn on /fng/, ok? Like please stop. That's all I'm asking.
>>554947860>>554947891would just like to point out that the gay soldier 76 from overwatch posts have yet to even get a single negative response, let alone agression even approaching thisgay porn of an off-topic character somehow more tolerated than anything related to the game that a heterosexual person might enjoy.just find that interesting
>>554947706It would be nice to finally get some new cute girls without you pathetic retards ruining them
Leaves soon
>>554947649Millennials like it because it's an actual good and funny show and they can actually understand comedy, unlike zoomers that can't sit still long enough to actually watch a full episode
>>554948074you need to seek help. i thought you're just trolling but if seeing a scantily clad woman makes you this upset, there is genuinely something wrong with you. this isn't normal.
>>554948081Because its a single post vs a consistent stream of garbageYou noticed the one gay shit you see every 5 threads more because you hate it more than the hetshit that's in every single thread
>>554948215I fucking said I was sorry?? I think it's just problematic when you post that shit. It's disgusting and gross. Do better, please. I'm not trying to be rude this time. There's a time and place for that. Go on /b/ or something.
>>554948151I'm a millennial and the one who tried to watch it 2 years ago and thought it was garbo.
>>554948329there is something wrong with you
>>554947860did you know that announcing a report is against the rules :)
>>554948378I literally apologized, ok??? Why do you have to fucking put me down.
>>554948215dose it make you that hard to arouse us dang bro kinda gay
>>554948295>hetshityou just self-reported yourself as a faggot who is okay with seeing off-topic gay porn being posted because you're gay. fuck off
tonight>Fortnite Drops (x7) [ID: FND0124]>2026 is the new 2016 (x2) [ID: New2016]>Battle Ready (x5) [ID: BR0124]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0124]>Victory Vibes (x2) [ID: VV0123]>South Park (x7) [ID: StampPark]>The Office (x4) [ID: Office1]>Vehicle Accessories (x1) [ID: Sunsetter1]tomorrow>Battle Ready (x3) [ID: BR0125]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0125]>Ed, Edd & Eddy (x2) [ID: Ed1]>Pacific Break (x1) [ID: WestCoast]>Vehicle Accessories (x1) [ID: Sunsetter]>Fortnite Drops (x7) [ID: FND0125]sunday>Pirates of the Caribbean (x4) [ID: Pirates]>Naruto (x7) [ID: Naruto]>Fortnite Drops (x9) [ID: FND0126]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0126]>Battle Ready (x3) [ID: BR0126]>Fast & Furious (x1) [ID: Fast&FuriousNissanSkyline]>Victory Vibes (x2) [ID: VV0126]
>>554948295
huh. so the anti-pornposting is coming from the homos, but it's only directed at hetero porn. interesting.
>plank will be Ed's backblingSweet i wasnt sure if they'd do it since it belongs to Jonny, the simpsons season made me wanna wear random /co/ stuff with kikoru, plank will be her new backbling
>>554948857>>554948750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
any good rail maps now that tycoons are useless?
>>554948857There's multiple of us making fun of you gooner zoomzoom losersI'm heterosexual and have the best husband in the world.
>>554949176>There's multiple of usyeah it's like 3 fags who spend too much time on 4chan
>>554948857>anti-pornposting is coming from the homosyou should've realized this the second this dude >>554938347thought he was talking to a kid and immediately jumped to talking about his "lil wee wee"
>>554949289kek
>>554949289trvke
>>554948552Good job!You see how annoying it is?
first match without bots, this is pretty nice
>>554948857>huh. so the anti-pornposting is coming from the homosNo dumbass. Some of us are religious and seeing that garbage is sinful and degenerate. Only losers consume that shit. Look what happened to Lacari.
unc here, can we bring back /tv/ pam posting since The Office is now in Fortnite Battle Royale?
>>554947649The card sais moars, idiot
It's schizo hours I see
>>554949653kek
Hmmmmmmm.
>>554949558religion is gay so you're not beating the allegations
>>554949256>>554949289>conversation for maybe an hour = "spend too much time on 4chan">cartoon porn addicted low value male zoomer posts random porn 24/7 in the thread which apparently doesn't spend too much time on 4chanOh ok
>>554949864Shut your fucking mouth dumbass. I mean it. Last warning.
>>554949869yeah people post images here and then alt tab to do something else. they don't spend hours here like you do trying to derail threads.
>>554949946nta but....what if he doesn't abide by your warning?how are you gonna enforce your arbitrary "rules"
>>554949964and you don't think others do that too? the difference is we can walk away and come back and post something real quick.You on the other hand have to constantly click the file browse button and pick a new perverted cartoon porn image from your 10 terabyte porno folder every single time you post.Your posts take far more effort so stop being a lying disingenuous weirdo pervert.
>>554933998GIVE ME MY SHOCKWAVES BACK YOU FUCKING FAKE CANADIAN
>>554950323CUTE!!
>>554950289you literally just spent like 5 mins typing that post to try to provoke a reaction
>>554950291crash pads are better shockwaves and more fun doe
>>554947706source?
>>554948390>>554948072this website is full of pedos and racists who break the rules all the time i dont give a fuck lol
>>554950623you can prefer crashes for personal reasons but objectively shockwaves are better. they have way more air control and you don't get fucked if you deploy them at the wrong angleI don't think they're healthy for the game but they're unhealthy specifically because they are the literal best movement item we've ever had and hard negates everything else
>>554950434wait? are you a slow typer? I typed it in like 10 seconds lmaoI thought you zoomers were good at texting but I guess you only use the PC with one hand while looking at your cartoon porno so it makes sense now why you type slow....
>anon having his period over Fortnite sexis The Office sex ok?
>>554947706catbox? didn't got to see it
>>554950957here's the (You) you're desperate for
>>554951014it was literally a half naked cartoon character that looked way too youngso not only is the zoomer gooner a disgusting pervert but he is also a pedo
>>554951110it was a fucking octupus
>>554951206kek
>>554950323holy shit. how did it take me this long to make the connection?
>>554947450>>554945327>>554944905I'm gonna need to jerk off again
>>554951282>glasses not even the same shape or color>mullet not even the same>broccoli man mustache is much larger and longerare you blind?stop watching e-beggars lol
>>554932118
>>554948121resident evil code veronica
Guys I dont like it when you post straight porn in this general. Women with fat asses are yucky. Post gay NickEh30 content instead.
>playing ball guys>stuck as goalie again>not much going on for most of the match>things get busy on our side>ball gets passed to me, can't pass back, break out and make a run for it>two fuckers already homing in>pass to other side>of course teammate doesn't catch it>gets passed to enemy bean already waiting on our goal>those 10 seconds away from the goal were enough to lose a point>lose the gamei fucking hate 3 on 3 games...
>>554950857I never felt much of a difference in air control between the two tb h. I can agree with crash pads spazzing out if you place them at certain angles though, had my fair sure of ragequits thanks to that.
>>554951508>watching e-beggarsread the filename. i'm clearly not a fan dumbass
>>554952000don't post any porn and actually focus on the game.Are you capable of having a civil on topic video game conversation without spamming weirdo pervert cartoon porn?
>>554948749The crap office drops tonight but stupid epic instead of putting them in the weekly ad, they use the spot for Nggr Wrd, brilliant.
>>554952187>>554952187No. I'd rather concern troll cause I'm a weird asexual freak who wants others to talk about the game but doesn't lead by example and instead chooses to argue with people in the general with low quality posts.
>>554952000Ok
>>554952012Tbf the game doesn't tell you there's a button to catch/intercept the ball. Hud just says it's for passing the ball.
>>554952508kek
>>554952508So according to (You) if someone doesn't look at cartoon video game porno 24/7 that means you're asexual?
>>554944729>cut off his legs so people dont notice how scuffed it looksJust blatantly trying to fool people now
MOVE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
>>554952752Yes
>>554952529i know you can intercept, it's a third of what you do as a goalie, but it wouldn't have helped in that situation
>>554952752I'm still waiting for you to talk about the game (which this boring ass season totally has so much to talk about btw) instead of this lame ass circular stalling youre doing
>>554952752I think if your response to it (note: only for straight porn, never gay for some reason) is vehement ass-blastery instead of ignoring it and just continuing to post about the actual game, then you're a fucking moron
>>554952756>Sonic games constantly use Zavok and Zazz and leave out this semen demon
>>554952756this >>554944729 is an EGS employee. probably the same guy who snitched out and got the afk xp glitch nerfed on tycoon maps. REMEMBER: they read the threads. they will shit up anything good and say anything to make you buy their skins.
>>554944729i meaaaan... wouldn't plank be better suited as a pickaxe though
>>554952993Absolutely no porn should be involved with a video game like this.
Juno >>>>>>>> Kiriko
>>554944729>Ed, but not Edd n Eddythere I fix you stupid banner title, that's like putting Beavis and Butt-Head, but only Beavis is in the game and you still use the title card with butt-head on it.
>how I'm moving in crown jam throwing easy alley oops every playfinally years of playing 2k finally paying off
>>554952905I talk about it all the time but you porno freaks drown it out with pervert image spam
>>554953249we have collabs with actual porn stars. like at least two of them have had actual sex tapes.
this guy spends hours of his day every day trying to concern troll and derail threads over pornposting
>>554953461Sure you do champ.
>>554952012me too manbut you know what I like?cate meowdy
>>554953518porn stars aren't shooting porno 24/7 90% of the time they're wearing normal clothes and behaving like normal people which is the focus of their skins.
>>554953631yeah kim's skintight suit is definitely a normal outfit, get the fuck out of here go back to jerking off to gay porn
Gen Z gamers are so cute in /fng/ you can tell which ones are zoomers because they're always constantly arguing about shit and then you have the other ones cuteposting and not saying much else
>>554953584be careful young man, you're on your >Last warning. >>554949946
I freakin' LOVE Fortnite and Ochako Fortnite Gaming! Can I get an AMEN to that? (Fuck Epic though, they suck)
>>554953706*chu* I love you too anon
>>554953827Amen
>>554953681Why do you keep assuming I'm a gay man? I'm a heterosexual housewife.Also women are allowed to wear appealing clothing, she isn't fully naked or anything.You also should stop buying skins because it makes you aroused that's just disgusting and weird.
>>554953453>what we dream of getting in fortnitevs
>>554953772NOOO DR CHUD IM SORRY!!!
>>554948749oh snap naruto and EEnE nice
Everyone in this general is retarded except me
>>554953901great question, people assume you're a faggot because you are one and acting like a woman that would never even consider touching a computer outside of facebook and candy crush does not change that.
Consensus /fng/?
>>554953827amen brother *slaps you butt* hnnnng!
I didn't watch the series, is this funny?
Fishboy!!
>>554954124I know nothing about the show so seeing some esoteric references to it is bafflingwhy does piss suit man carry a mutilated human torso and cut the face off it and wear it
>>554954071Porn has ruined your brain so much that you're becoming schizophrenic in your 20's
Also new, consensus?
>>554948749>narutothey better bring the fucking akatsuki wrap back this time
>>554954320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII
Wattson babs? When are we getting a collab?
lackluster shop.
hellloooo ? GOATED shop
>>554954125Whoa settle down there big guy. You gotta get me that crown first.
>>554954353most gimped sidekick yet, doesn't even have the same fur patterns
>>554953827my hired bot broke my tree at tiptop terrace and sent me back to the lobby, that made me pretty bummed and I feel like I deserve to let off some steam seeing as it's your turf and all, take responsibility!
>>554954353I rather have PIBBLE SIDEKICKWHERE IS PIBBLE?DOES EPIC NOT LIKE MONEY?PIBBLE WOULD LITERALLY PRINT A BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!
>Tissue shoesGUHHHH IM RELAPSING
NEW SHOES
>>554953827Amen just for you babe
>>554954602welp...
>>554954656lol it was YOU who die too? I thought you broke the tree to kill the ones on top.
>doesn't show anything when hovered>click and nothing happenstake the game seriously btw
>>554954882Mystery niggas
>>554944729>>554953150>this is an EGS employeeFor a moment, I was going to say that it's normal because they're all over 4chan, but>probably the same guy who snitched out and got the afk xp glitch nerfed on tycoon mapsThis is what I won't forgive them for. Fuck them for that. Do they want us to spend all our time playing this like a jov? really? Do they really want us to spend 5 hours playing to level up the pass? No, fuck them, people will find other waysOne thing to note for epic, if you don't want to feel obligated to level up a pass that you won't finish, don't buy it right away. It happened to me, and others can do the same if they keep blocking methods to get afk easily
>>554954882that happens when they decrypt something at shop reset and you already have the game open, restarting the game fixes it
>>554954353>no ear customization>no tail customization>no weight customization>no matching colors to make a single solid fur color>no fur pattern changesfucking subpar. almost everyone will end up with the same customizations i bet. black, white, blue eyes.
>>554954124I'm ashamed to admit it but want to fuck Dwight and I will be buying him to stare at his cute butt. I know he's ugly but nerds are just hot okay.
>>554954882it breaks my shop if I click itthere's also this>>554955049streamers had the skin early I saw one playing and I just opened the game
>>554954656Damn anon that sucks, I didn't know the hired NPC's could commit manslaughter like that. But I hear ya but look, if I see you there again I'll make sure to help you out. It ain't hard to miss me there.
>>554954279no
so why didn't OGs get remus for free?
>>554955151pumping
>>554955312Grim
>>554955138>streamers had the skin earlythe skins were already decrypted but the kicks were decrypted on shop reset
>>554953150>>554955043holy shit, the epic faerie is real! i find it weird that nobody has posted wishes here and appear in the shop later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0
I love paper like Michael Scott
>>554954874I pray to gods that the admins.. not the mods.. Admins to permanently IP range ban your ass to high heavens.
>>554954124>>554954353>>554954432>>554954567>not a random filename, but not even a common filename like file.pngmake it less obvious for next time, Epic employees
Epic is a bunch of performative faggots for locking him away during the entire covid lockdown
>>554955312>3rd skin on the first rowHER GAME!!!
>>554955271i did.
>>554953607if only she was there to keep my spirits up, but instead it's just random beans...
I wish they'd fix Agent Patch's socks so fucking badly
>>554955312always tempted to buy Renard everytime he returns.
>>554955390Now this would be better than some gay ass Office slop
>>554955372they will only see what suits them best, which is for you to buy skins that already exist or are in development
>>554955390this would've been fucking awesomec'mon capcom get on it
>https://youtu.be/vx2PUSbUdlQ?si=HDGOuC1tzF2_eUZS
>broom stake doesn't use the spear anims>doesn't even use the staff anims>it just uses the regular pickaxe anims
>>554955427Those jeets can't do dogshit
>>554955447is this some new schizo I'm not familiar with?unironically I would work for Epic if they pay good.
>>554954870the hired bot couldn't pathfind and it started breaking the treethe issue was the tree broke some good 5 seconds before everything else, I paid attention when I heard it but nothing happened so I relaxed, I was so dumbfounded I didn't use my crashpadbut storm was closing in and I'd have to get the entire squad up and get to cartmanland with 10 people shooting already so we probably wouldn't have won anyway, you can even see the wolfie trying to use the jump pad, one second later and we would've been out of therethe one time companions should turn into a ball of light
>>554956112>remus runs from the rapelusted furry for his life and for his butthole
Fortnite vs Capcom
>>554955858Fucking sucks isn't?Lord Zedd staff uses the stupid spear animation instead of the default pickaxehttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=19841
threesome or twosome?
>>554956334Just Rukia
I just want plank tomorrow
the moment i find out indians work on this game is the moment i cancel my crew membership!hmph!
>>554956334twosome? you mean normal sex? or do you mean something like watching them fuck each other from a cuck chair
>Play Crown Jam Ranked>Using the Chaos Dunk to make it to UnrealYou making it to Unreal is now canon. Climb up, niggashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4
>Leave to start cooking dinner>come back and the pervert zoomer boys ramp up the cartoon porno posting out of LVM angersad
>>554956503But you still play, so you really didn't change anything
>>554954124Reached the point where shop tab renders look like the fake shop tab shitposts you used to see
I just had 3 potatoes and steak for Fortnite gaming
>>554956525you choose
>>554956614It is what it is man. I'm telling you they need to IP range ban his ass.
>>554956607Question, does this rank is considered for the felinos rank? I know that skin uses the most higher rank on any game as far as I know
>>554956607>What we actually got in fortniteProby in 2 weeks until some faggots start abusing it or haxs
>>554956808No I don't think so. Because you get separate rewards when you play crown jam ranked
it's funny how uppity some people get when they see some porn. i'm totally unphased by it after years of being online. i know this is a blue board tho so i get it
>>554956847Those are the globetrotters those are the globes who trot
>>554956765agreed
>>554957056my wife after her mandatory 2 weeks shower
>>554957004I'm gay and hate women so I don't like getting my eyes ASS-aulted by some dumb bimbos
>>554957229that's a long shower
>>554957313Stop sinning.
>>554957364She needs to take all her crusty greasy protective shield
>>554957232stupid ass costumestupid ass face
>>554957313based
>>554955854i do not understand the relevance of this post
>>554957558Zip it. Now.>>554956702>>554957232CUUUTE!!!
I'm gonna keep pornposting now that I know there's a sperg here who freaks out over seeing FORTNITE ASS
>>554957232>When she sees a strong human male
>>554957004I'm not upset just pointing out it's unhealthy to literally revolve your life around it 24/7 which some of you are doing in this thread.Like I've been visiting the threads on and off for a few months now and it's always the same creeper zoomers nonstop posting porno and eventually you think to yourself good lord does he never give it a rest?Like is your day ever just normal even for a few minutes? how far lost do you have to be to just think of porno nonstop all day everyday>"Oh look a video game forum to discuss video games! oh I know i'll just post random cartoon video game porno on it with zero context!!!!"like come on
>>554957313Based. Sex with Kyle!
>>554957004They're larping as a funny new character theyre trying out. Nobody who browses 4chan genuinely cares this much
>>554953150It's true, you see this same behavior >>554944729 on other boards>>>/v/731423442
>>554957004I'd get it if you couldn't look at the catalog and see worse, acting as if this is the only place in the entire site this happens, virtue signaling over it using sharty slang on top of itwho they're trying to fool
>>554957313Malik Delgaty isn't even gayThe two vids of him getting fucked kind of suck because despite it being hot seeing him get raw dogged by BWC there's no real passion in him. It's just a job for him.
somehow i'm glad fags get dicked this hard by the game when they get slop like scrapyard kyle or summer trace because it means they can't goon to their fantasy but instead end up like bitter fags spamming off model fanart
>>554958036kek
>>554957769If I were your mother I would clean your mouth and brain out with soap and hopefully remove the filthy porno demon that has taken over your fragile zoomer soul.
>>554957858we need a /trash/ general so we can goon freely
>>554957609Crew members get that car in Fortnite for free
>>554957769I want to impregnate Ruby
>>554957609anon predicting this car might come in fortnite shops
>>554957964this one >>>/v/731449185
>>554958036personally I wish fags would just fall over and die so I wouldn't have to deal with their garbage
>>554957769
>>554957229I showered for the first time in 3 weeks today ngl
>>554958036I'm a capefag so I'm well fed on hot muscular male skins. It sucks that they don't pop up as much as they used to but they'll always be there.
>Unreal ball doesn't even blink nor have any animations.
>>554957769... hnhnngh
>>554947985>why zoomers fixate on silly things?>fixate on shit everyone knows about instead!WAOW, you sure motivated me anon. after i take a swim in my pool, ill stay in my decorated room for the rest of the day masturbating to my favorite cartoon girls.
>>554958089a real caring mom won't do this type of shit
man the fallguys mode made me look through the support for the bean forms and its actually grim. most recent skins lack the dedicated fallguy styles entirely (that still look like shit), it seems to have cutoff at around ch6 s3 and its not even that many skins. this is an abandoned feature entirely, why the fuck did they even make this stupid mode?
Some people actually like seeing bimbos, like me! But even airheads like me know to use the stick of truth in that tiny building with the underground club! It's practically a free win.
was this gen always this homosexual?
>>554958359Oh like that baseball dude's backbling where it's in a static state of LETSFUCKINGGOOO
>>554958556you're so fucking stupid lol
>>554958728After Zavala had free reign in this general it turns extremely homosexual.
>>554958839okay shiina
>>554957863GUAH?!
>>554958820Ohtani gods....I kneel.
>>554958542no mother wants her mid 20's son sitting in his room all day, hasn't showered for over a month, just gooning and gazing at video game cartoon porno nonstop.
>>554958728No the shartyfag pretending to be a married mother is a new development.
>>554958943They really shat the bed with the Ohtani skins
What are the current Leaks
The Scarn...xa
>>554959283my cock
>>554957985Yeah he's hot but is a mid performer
dude the "players" in the fall guys mode are name beanbot of all thingsat least pretend
When are looney toons arriving ? After today's goated shop i only have 2k vbux left. I need to save them for looney tune.
>>554957863Take the pants off
>>554959283overwatch collab dropping "within 3 months" according to shiina
>play 5 ranked games of fall guys basketball to get the backbling and see how long it’d take to get the other rewards >win all 5 games >only get to silver 3Holy shit this is ass who the fuck is playing 40 games of this garbage for a shitty backbling
>>554959526bot men playing beans
>mfw I scored in crown jam
>>554930305>only after they see rivals is doing oneLOL they're so terrified of Rivals it's hilarious
>>554959721The feeling of slam dunk after juking the hoard of beans chasing you in pretty awesome.
>What everyone wanted.
>>554959885instakill
the new mode is pretty fun desu
>>554959940EXACTLY
>>554959940surprised they haven't done fortnite mario kart rip off
>>554959940A mode where we could play basketball with our collab skins, yes
>>554960090That's what we all want but epic doesn't give a shit what players want, everything they do is to please investors first and foremost plus making a kart racing mode would absolutely destroy the abysmal amount they make with cars. People would buy cars less than they already do in favor of more skins.
>>554959940>rocket racing failed because it wasn't fortnite-ified mario kart with your skin visible in the driver seat>crown jam will fail because you don't use your actual skin while playingthey fundamentally do not understand what their actual playerbase wantsi don't know if they ever knewthey just got lucky with fortnite being a free easier-to-run pubg and have been coasting ever since
>>554960090so far they've fucked up three different genres: open world survival, racing sim, and now basketball, all by forgoing fortnite's standard artstyle for random collab tie-in shit. baffling
>>554930305>one of the most obvious collabs that somehow never happened is finally happeningso can we have the genshin collab now?
>>554960376They don't understand their greatest strength here: crossovers. People go crazy over smash bros because of its roster, so many different IPs in one game. Fortnite beats it 10x easily and doesn't understand that. The new sonic racing is trying to do that right now with its crossover DLC, and Fortnite could have been the first ffs.
>>554960463>they fundamentally do not understand what their actual playerbase wantsI think they do, it's just Epic are so deadset on the METAVERSE shit but it's like....they don't even understand their own vision. Because of the point of the metaverse is to take your avatar or whatever to any mode but half the modes don't even support your skin so it's like what's the point?
What's the best basketball ult, is it the auto home missile?
>>554954124Very silly
time to get miraculous dunks
>>554960330You're not the real Kenobreen.
>>554960836>People go crazy over smash bros because of its rosterno, people go crazy over smash bros because it's nintendo
>>554959526i've only seen beanbots join in to replace ragequitters, otherwise bots spawn in with player names
>>554960554>random collab tie-in shitThe collabs are what pay for the game, not us. Once you realize that, every other choice falls into place.
>>554960932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5pY0aP18n0
who says no??
>drop on opposite corner of map from team>die instantly>leave game instantlywhy are randoms so fucking retarded
>>554959628dot gov
it takes too long to drop in and map too big with all these retarded bots
>>554958316same, I took a shower 2 days ago after not having one in two weeks, I hate cold weather sometimes because I don't sweat, but my stupid hair keeps getting greasy and my scalp itches.
>>554960927the big bean can be pretty good, but the missile is more versatile. the jump pad sucks ass.
>>554960991prove it
>baby shit iPad kid game mode>Normalfag supreme TV show collabHoly fuck hopefully they bring back RE with the new game coming at least
>>554959025As long he have a good paying job, and sure I'd let him live with me. but I will be pushing to get him a safe place to live on his own. Like who the fuck want to throw their child outta out their house just because some wannabe online karen with a simpleton attitude about sexuaility cartoons (Adult Only)
oh ffs
>>554960932Eugh, he buy Saar
>>554961554
>This is the guy who's the head of a multi-billion dollar company and makes the final decisions on Fortnite
>>554961730I never once said anything about forcing him to move outBut if he's still living with me in his mid 20's and all he does is masturbate in his room 24/7, I have to do something because that's just putting him on track to have a horrible late life once I pass away or get too old to continue taking care of him.
>>554962113>clip from the world economic forum>gockgoooooood goy timmy, good goy
I feel like I'm playing against bots in every match, despite being gold now in Crown Jam. are there real humans playing this mode?
>>554962113he's so much cooler than gabe its ... unreal
>>554962336in other modes plat is where bots stop spawning im pretty sure, maybe its the same
And i'm no longer playing bean game anymore.
>>554962113god this man is such a fucking tool
>>554962336real human beans
>>554961729
>>554962108what does that prove
>>554961028Incorrect. See the hype Nick All Star brawl 1 and 2 got during their development. Granted, it proves you also need a good game to survive, but crossovers are enough to get people excited
i mean they could've at least let me see my bean
>>554962434one of the few things I don't like gboon for, he worships tim for some reason
>adventure time gets 4 more outfits, backblings, pickaxes, and 3 emotes>the office gets 2 outfits, backblings, pickaxes, emotes, a pair of kicks, and a fucking glider>EEnE gets 1 outfit, a backbling, and a pickaxedidn't even try awardi mean antonucci probably had something of a say in the collab effort so maybe some things were restricted or out of the question, but if that's all it resulted in, then damn
>uses fall guy version of your skin in the lobby>load into a game>get morphed into a preset defaultyuck>has a ranked modewhy?
>>554962587You just outed yourself as a fake Jillfag.
>>554961745
>>554963113They gave up on making bean versions of skins. See most recent skins don't have one including BP skins. But yeah keep the same physics but in Fortnite style so you see your skins would have made a lot more sense.
>>554961729There's a Grace skin coming but I want a Leon skin with the kino jacket desu
Wifey
>>554963471this chudette says so many slurs
>>554963113Unironically why I don't wanna play it
>>554963226ok
chickenbanana
>>554954431This is aggressively unfunny.
>>554963471I actually think she's pretty cute but Kizuna is cuter so i'm saving my veebs for RE>>554963443Leon is 200% getting a skin with Grace, he's way too popular not to get another one. In a non jew world it would just be a style for the Leon that's already in the game but you know how it is
>>554963735sorry man, it would hit better if you actually watched the damn thing
>>554963975Am I supposed to find everyone mugging at the camera and this big-nosed guy chewing scenery funny? Fuck off retard.
>>554954431>No arms no legs joke was only set up to shame the lazy fat guy afterwardsNot gonna lie that was funny. The rest were hit or miss tho
Literally who's these new collabs for? No way their target audience is familiar with IPs 20 years old then themselves.
that shit is immediately unfun the second the enemy has an idea of what to do and your teammates are mouth breathers who keep spamming the shoot button next to the hoop instead of dunkingthanks for keeping up with my blog
Hello Kitty backbling/sidekick when?
>>554962113should Fortnite be on steam?For Shure
>>554964232Millenialgawds
>>554964062no one's judging your humor anon, chill, you know how everything is subjective and some people prefer women ass while you prefer a dick down your throat? everyone's their own unique snowflake>>554964216that's basically every comedy skit/show
>>554964285I would open my wallet for a sanrio collab, as long as timmy doesn't royally fuck it up
>>554964240I'm in silver 3 and matches are already getting a bit sweaty. If that's just silver I can't imagine how it's gonna be higher on the ladder.
>>554962113is this real
>>554954124no pam no buy simple as
>>554964631>no buy simple asftfy
>>554963106ill cop the plank for my collection of fun backblings, i may cop ed once i see him in-game
>>554964519i think just having a single friend with you gets you to unreal with zero effort tbqh. passing is simply too good with very little punishment unless the other team also has a pass bot across the map. i might try again when i can somehow rope one of my normie friends into fall guys basketball
>>554962276>masturbate in his room 24/7Gohk! Golly I'm sure he'll make any girl happy if he gets married. I'm very concerning because most guys do it once every 2 days but everyday that's a hell naw first when he gone I'll check if he's using bad drugs or any bad toxicated substances if it's illegal child porn! That's where you must talk to him with the soap in hand (Or a belt) I won't dare tolerate that kind of shit in my house I'll make him and his demons clean the room and if he doesn't>I will be pushing to get him a safe place to live on his own.
>>554965086we are forgotten...
>>554965086I'm the biggestthe largest
>>554963471imagine the smell
>>554964728who would turn down a new pretty girl skin
What collab character you would want to Epic to make in a mechsuit?
>>554965469Hello Kitty
>>554965086impressed the squids are staying up this long. maybe epic will make more cute monster girls instead of human bitches in weird outfits
>Reuse the Ballistic matchmaking for fall guys mode>Already getting team stackers Fucking grim
>>554965469Moon Knight
>>5549650863000 VBs is a bit to steep for a skin that i don’t care about… perchance maybe i’ll just get michael
>>554965469Master Shake
>>554965021
>ball guys shell jumping movement tech already discovered
>>554965469ones that actually wear them. dexter's lab, for example.anyone else, if they don't have a more 'organic' way to work I'd rather not have them. the ed boys should have genuinely just been stacked on eachother's shoulders, hitbox clarity be damned.
>>554935340So it's not just me? I was pretty fucking furious when I got what should have been my second victory royale on oasis earlier and it didn't count.
>>554965515I would buy hello kitty shoes and little chum backbling in a heartbeat
>>554965676SHEEESH
>>554965676 https://youtu.be/J33t53YoMrE?si=bDwW-AtNb2sRoGQQ
>>554965676i’m pretty sure i played with this guy today
>>554965676Who said austimo isn't fun?
>>554965676making this a ranked mode was such a bad idea holy shit
>>554965469Howard the Duck.
>>554965676oh no... i better get my rank up before the full autismo strats kicks in
faggots
>>554965469Keroro, or pacman just the way he was in SF x Tekken
>>554965676>I wish a was little bit taller>I wish I was a baller
>>554965467what does that have to do with anything
>>554965676expect this game mode to die off mid week in next month
>>554965676>flag dropped>flag stolen
>>554965469baby sinclair
It's fun I guess, I just really don't see why it's in this game and not the actual fall guys that hasn't had any new content in around a year or longer by now
>>554965676God sweats really do ruin everything they touch
>>554966403I never see Keroro, I saw a review on a manga magazine when first debuted but I was still on primary school (elementary) and was dumb enough to not know where to get burn out dvd subs lol the designs are cute, I like the yellow one with the glasses.
>>554966585because the mode was made entirely to get investors onboard to show off creative can also be gay platformer games using the fallguys movement despite that being fucking awful for a multitude of reasonseverything they do now is purely to trick investors, they don't even try making money off the players anymore
naaaah bruh people deadass want that knot pic since windell is in the shop againalright herehttps://files.catbox(dot)moe/kz980b.jpg
the sidekick doesn’t have an ice style??
>>554967129blame that shitty realistic fur texture they're pushing so hard.
>>554967129>they don't do the wacky texture shit>they also don't let you pick the normal colors freely>they also ALSO don't even have that many options to match real world dogsI don't understand a fucking thing about these stupid sidekicks
>crown jam >confetti crash is perfect disruption at any range, you can't be goal'd so long you have it ready>bounce pad lets you pressure the enemy at the start of a round after a goal or use it with the ball and rush to enemy hoop >big bean use: ??????
>>554967648big bean makes the missile useless
>>554967648you use it to tank 1 hit and dunk
>>554965703There are so many ways they could have done EEnE and they botched it so hard.>Ed as the skin>Double D wearing a crash helmet as a backbling/pickaxe combo>Eddy as a sidekick
>teammate gets the ball and runs in a straight line toward the goal without passing>every>single>timeSTOP ITSTOP IT LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY
>>554967129>pair remus with wendell because he's one of the only 3 readily available shop wolvesunderstandable>don't give him colors to match wendell>can't make remus a solid color>half assed ice and skull referencesPets will never interest me but good God man put forth more than the bare fucking minimum of options.
>>554965676Reminds me of one of those Kaizo Mario speedruns where they keep kicking and grabbing the koopa shell to DBZ across the entire level
>>554962276Are you a girl or something?
>>554968365original pets only fit the skins they're based of imo, doesn't change they're a scam collab or not
>>554968468 https://youtu.be/9t9kCvZ8ONM?si=ArL2DZOUwsGAEormSup bruh!
>>554968647Meow?
>>554968365If you aren't customizing Remus to match this dreamboat you're doing it wrong.
>>554968726
>>554968552wish i had the OG
>>554968339yes, I just got a fucking match with a stupid braindead user who stick to me EVERY SINGLE TIME I caught the ball! You stupid braindead idiot, how we are supposed to cover more terrain if you stick next to me!!!
>>554965086Zased
guys I've been using 4chan with 190% zoom for almost 3 years now and using default is actually so ahrd wtf
Reminder that if Haylee was real, you'd never have a chance with her, and in fact she would probably bully you for being a nerd.
>>554968365I'm annoyed because I wanted to pair remus with highwire but the blue sweater has a really ugly texture and that fucked my whole plan up.
>>554969263who asked
>>554969263if she was real, i'd run her over with my car
>>554969263If she was real probably would be his Gardener or something, and rape her in her sleep or something
>>554965631nice
>>554968924>pass ball to my teammate>he runs to our own goalWE'RE IN PLATINUM HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE
>>554968787dude i can't even make a basic fucking balto.
>>554969263Wrong. Haylee would be a sweetheart. Lightrider would bully you.
>>554968427>Username is "kaizoslop"Figures
>>554968787he's out?!?!?!
>>554969795I need to specify before someone asks, he tried to shoot the ball into the goal, he wasn't setting up for a pass
>>554969887ok this is epiche looks like he knots
>>554969851Never will since Remus doesn't have a yellow sclera option.
>>554969263Nobody cares about your demented fantasies, loser
"stop talking about porn" poster suddenly quiet when the subject of fucking dogs comes up
>>554969914desu id be confused too since the color coding is incosistent
>>554970043Post the colors you picked
>>554970243Ivan really didn't want you to point that out
>>554970360I don't make sidekicks, I only did the first one and haven't touched the rest because I don't want to regret what I made
>get pink and cyan colors match in crown jam>have difficulty discerning teammates from enemyis it the game or are my eyes fucked
>>554970559I think you are color blind anon, you can't play crown jam if you are color blind, sorry
>>554970695*Sniffs
marian across
>3ttv'ers stacking in unranked fall guys basketball
>>554967118HOLY-based furgods dabbing on jit trippin trannies again
>>554967118thanks!
>playing soloq crown jam>get matched with 3-man party enemy team>it's clear they're party, on round start grabbing the ball while the rest of the team splits on both lanes, passing back and forth>my team isnt bad but def unorganized>"shit, I'm not winning this one">have to lock in>managed to beat their whole strat by stealing ball mid air, stand between enemy and ball carrier and wait for pass attempt>my whole team catches on the strat and manage to turn it around>even stole ball by staying on top of enemy and predicting the pass>winFelt good desu. Passing is still pretty damn strong tho.
She looks like she destroys prostates
>>554971761Looks like you're gonna need to unfriended someone
>>554971902Huh?!
>>554965469Gundam
i haven’t gotten him yet… wtf
>>554969263says you faeg
>>554972029thats the point anon
>>554971121she kinda hot ngl ,but I always thought she's more cute than hot
>>554971929You got #2 in the friend scoring so you need to remove them to take #1
>>554972362better yet remove all friends so you will always be 1# in friend scoring for all songs
>can queue as 4>it's 3v3
>>554970559Orange and pink is really badI had a couple games where I was either and could not discern enemy from teammateFuck this fucking ball gameI'm stalled at platinum and my teammates are handicapped STILLI think I'm getting matched with duos who adamantly refuse to pass to anybody but eachother. I never get the ball.Had a ball literally grabbed from falling into the hoop and slam dunked by a teammate just to steal my points
>>554972362Oh wait you're right I didn't know I had anyone added that plays festival and DEFINITELY didn't know I had someone that pro on metallica
WHERE ARE THE OTHER FUCKING EDS
>>554969263Reminder that you're a breedable schizo for thinking some art major project is real
got my freemus
>>554972890they're having sex with the Kanker sisters>even this cosplay makes the blue one the hottest with those high heels
>jam track keep repeating >not shuffle>If you use it you can emote anymoreidk if is the fall guys mode but I can't use my emotes in game anymore
>>554973729marie is my favorite
>>554973729>Kanker>Because their mom is a SkanOh
>try to tackle someone>it hits them>doesnt register>they goallovely competitive ranked experience!
>>554973765>idk if is the fall guys mode but I can't use my emotes in game anymoreYeah it's a bug caused by the new mode. You have to restart Fortnite.If you select the Fall Guys mode in the lobby, it bugs your game and stops you from using emotes in other modes. So when you restart Fortnite, just don't select the new mode.
>one of my teammates ended the match with 0 pointsHOW DO THESE FUCKERS GET TO DIAMOND?
>>554962113if he gets any more out of touch he will become Todd Howard
>>554973974Yeah, I notice that, specially with the skin icons being beans, also can't heard footsteps from anybody even mine.
>>554974004>bad teammates up to diamondYou guys are scaring me I just got plat
>>554973691hey it's that dogthe lack of solid fur colors so remus can be white is idiotic
>>554973691>>554974549It's him the ICONIC wolf from that ICONIC game RE:4 release for every single fucking console knows by man! Bingo the ICONIC dog!!!
Fuck it, leak time:>Tom and Jerry Collab planned, epic is currently trying to get permission from the copyright holders to accept the deal though>Weird Al planned>Sonic skins coming in march or Mid 2026>Phineas and Ferb coming to the game sometime in late 2026, with a huge possibility for a mech phineas skin and sidekick Perry >Homelander coming to the game sometime in late 2026 or early 2027>Undertale collab planned>Regular Show collab coming in February, Rigby will not be a skin though>Toejam and Earl might be coming to Fortnite soon as cosmetics
Human men(me)
just got a game where whole enemy team was full of bots. this gives me hope that the matchmaking breaks and fills the enemy team with bots when they cant find players.
>>554974756You know it!!!!
>>554974549its so fucking infuriating because we KNOW its possible because people were glitching the API to just let them pick any color. and instead of unlocking them and giving people a free redo they patched the method. its so dumb, I don't get it unless they plan to do them like shoes and release the same exact model with like 3 more color options at some point, which I would not put past them at this point.
>>554962336Post that pic, you know which one
>>554975108
almost elite and im reaching keyboard breaking levels
>>554974786I made this post
>>554975639I'm already losing my mind at Diamond I
>>554975639that stupid fucking basketball is not worth my sanity
>>554974549Feels like they lock out solid fur colors because its how the super heroes work, but don't know why it's the way it is.
>>554966383based koth enjoyer
>apathetic friend starts bitching about claiming rewards one by one on every passJesus Christ and think this is the type of fags who bitch about everything in reddit, I can't believe pressing and holding one button is too much for them, fucking idiot can't read the claim all by pressing R3, it's right fucking there!
>>554976425I don't think it's that. the doberman can be solid black.
>>554973691>>554972012how?
>>554976527if they didnt previeulsy had a single button to do the entire thing beforehand and removed it for seemingly no reason, id agree with you
>>554976527Your friend is rightThey shut off auto confirm for no reasonThe UI is so bad all the time
>>554976658yeah this. they purposely made something worse just because they felt like it. again.
I hope they add the LEGO crocs as kicks
>>554976527Hold button, wait for the laggy stuttering shitty ui to show you the garbage you don't care about, claim, hold button, repeat another 40 times.
>>554976658>>554976961>>554976965Also i think there's a bug, but after claiming all passes I can't scroll anything anymore on that tab, idk if is only me but I can't check the passes anymore.
>>554974759regular show is is encrypted in the files right now retard-kun
>>554977161that's weird. I had to open up the chat and close it for that tab to work like it should. couldn't do anything otherwise
>crown jam RANKED allows a 1v3 game to start >the bots are dogshit so you're 100% losing>you do actually lose rank progress as wellFortnite as a whole will NEVER be a competitive game if they allow this shit to happen holy shit clix kill yourself
>>554969263she actually seems sweet and caring in actual lore
>>554977025These bitches are gonna sell out in a minute
me grinding a bean baskball game to get a cool rare backbling to my collection
>>554977670skill issue lil bro, clix can do 1v3s no problem
>>554978357he should look like he's having much less fun
>>554978556Alright
the fall guys ball should be a toy
>>554978803me when I play bean ball ranked
>>554978803i was gonna cope and say giga would smile through the pain but i cant take it anymore
>>554979157Prostitution Whore
Anyone else have their intro/celebration music continuously playing during the round since this update with no way to shut it off? It only seems to go away when I play a jam track
>>554979473https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2014337259659558960
>>554979586>https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2014337259659558960I am aware, that doesn't answer my question
>>554979473I should add that when I stop the jam track player, the intro music continues playing
>>554979370You can't afford her.
>>554979473Don’t worry about what’s going on with my game audio.
>>554979698https://x.com/ShiinaBR/status/2014317393523142800it's either a glitch or you need to pause it in the emote menu
Wait what fucking emote is he doing in the promo video? The only emote like this i know is the kaiju 8 emote
>>554980184>>554980184>>554980184
Done with crown jam for the night, got to plat 2 but ffs I swear by the time I wake up and jump back in sweats will have taken over and bouncing off the bumpers will be the norm >>554965676
>>554975639>>554976078got elite in royale and reload by bush camping/swimming to top 5battle royale you can just sit on top of the balloons almost the entire game.
the sweats have done it. they are exploiting the bean game. fuck it
>>554980357anon... that isn't br
>>554949289so true!
