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Teio?
free pulls doko?
>>554960581You see torena, by squeezing your balls, Gentildonna is actually increasing the density of your sperm cells, so it would be even more satisfying for her
I hope Teio shows up to the thread quickly!
497K fans kinen 2 great run, got groundwork and uma stan + 1stplc wit spark race, and focus
>>554960674
>>554960775Who is this beautiful girl?
boys boys boys, its about time we've had a MAN thread
First time I managed this
Digitan LOVE
>realise I can't double spark TachyonIt's over, time to uninstall
>>554960734He looks like the bad guy in a NTR hentai
do you start the career with recreation? or just let the mood up happen?
>>554960734I don't recognize this uma
>>554960973NOO this is not canon where is spechud i need my yuri!
>>554960775Who is this strange boy
>>554961069how do you not recognize spicaman?you DID watch the anime, right anon?
>>554960775Ears bwo?
>>554960916
>>554960889Golshi and Mayacchi are way overstammed. Don't need gold recovery on either one. Taishin should be winning often though, that one looks solid to me.
>>554961059First training with Riko always gives Mood up and 3 of my other cards also give Mood up on their first event, so I don't bother with it
>>554961059depends if I got mood up umas like kitasan, fuku or flash
>>5549610591 training into recreation for the energy
>>554961059I've started doing recreation on the first few turns if there's nothing worth clicking on, but if there's like 3 umas on one I will prioritize clicking it for example
MCQUEEN
>>554960775>skinnedMODS
>>554961145Cerval Grand...
Anyone training el for cm9? Pls share a parent you borrow. Everything in umaglobal and chrono is dogshit. Fuck sprint sparks.
>>554961257
>>554960734where did you get this picture of me?
>>554961038>graded finals trainers
>>554961151
>>554960889I think you just shitty queued. I can't imagine you not being rank A already
Why did you put a man as the thread OP? Are you a faggot nigger? Or perhaps even worse, a woman
ace on my face
>>554961317>Pls share a parent you borrowim not sharing my 6* sprint buono
>>554961317Try to grab one of 8-9 sprint pasas, thats all i can give ya.
>>554961169Well thanks. I don't know. I guess I should've done better
>>554961348>>554961257
>>554961426Bakushin.... would say this, yes.
>>554961328we HATE nerds/boys here
>>554961352
Digitan
>>554961479>pasa parent on pasa acer
Rudolf!
>server is busy. Please try again.I thought this game was dieing...?
>>554961474double jet would say this
fuck wrong pic
>>554961583Is Shit!
>>554961479Bwo..
>>554961483might've just genuinely been bad luck like the other anon said. That Taishin would've beaten my setup at least half the time and I had an 80% winrate overall. How'd you do in Scorpio? Did you dominate?
>>554961564Pasa ace? Just get 8-9 sprint uma of any kind then.
>>554961404fair enough, thank you man, hopefully tomorrow goes better!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ardan...
rate day 1 of cm8
Attention:Fuck XoguriFuck TamamoFuck Niggersand Fuck Jews
>9L>2:27
>>554961448sex with CBmarrying and lovey dovey baby making with my wife lunasex with acesex with groove
>>554961537
>>554961059first turn trainsecond turn rec (unless its a 4x stack of friend+ etc)
>>554961685sexo
>>554961665stop being a whore
>>554961583hey that Luna looks different
>>554961695qualified for round 2 graded, thats all that matters to mei wanna win on account of this being my birth sign
>>554961583cute
>>554961704Golshi would definitely say this.
>>554961704Xoguri and Tamamo sharing my cock, yes.
>>554961317This Oguri had a decent amount of sprint sparks but the guy may be full, cant find his ID in game either
>>554961448need tiger wife/mom air groove
honestly just going to call it at that ill put her on as a grandparent for the parent vodka and do another one with a different guest
>>554961704
Tama sex
>>554961732
>>554961732cute!
Is this decent enough? Im not sure if I can replicate the skills but power and spd could be higher...
>>554961631I snagged the middle one.
55 years and counting. Can we get it to 60?!
They definitely need to bring in evolved skills early. If Oguri is this strong on a track she doesn't have a perfectly-timed unique on I shudder to think of what she would be like on the ones where she does.
>>554961928looks good to me
damn i saw a fuck ton of fronts in practice lobbies, but there's barely been any in actual matches
>blocked the entire race>literally dead last>nobody behind her to activate her unique>itsover.jpg>spurt starts>accel kicks in>a path ahead opens for literally half a second and fuku walks straight up the inner rail>all her skills activate at onceS H I R A O K IHIRAOKIwhy does CM get me so hype my hands literally shake?
>>554961753why is your skin the color of shit?
honestly just going to call it at thisill put her on as a grandparent for the parent vodka and do another one with a different guest for a better blue spark
See you in Valhalla, Adolf.
>>554961917
>>554962023Round 1 is never like the practice lobbies, just wait for Round 2
>>554962067nice digits, fukubro
>>554962093what are you doing? thh loop?
>>554962000evolved skills are dropping a week after MANT like the balance patch a week after unitymillions of hoguri piggies will kill themselvessource: shiraoki told me in a dream
>>554961734why are you bitches so technical? isnt this a game where you want to date the girls? i didnt sign up for this to calculate
>>554961635Yeah I did plat in scorpion but I'm just dumb>>554961867True, I should have had more guts, I saw a lot of guts-focused Narita's winning>>554961962fr? I didn't really know what to grab but yeah that makes sense
Twin TurboDuplicated DieselIdentical IgnitionPaired Propulsion Homogenous HorsepowerCoupled CombustionMirrored Motor
Here's your Daiwa Scarlet, bro
>>554962107
>>554962067>my hands literally shake?you are gay lol
>>554962219
>>554960734Shiraoki-sama...what does she know?
>dropped a game because both Seiun and Oguri had late starts with 1k witまあまあ
>>554962339:(
>>554962067I get the jitters from starting the races. Perfectly normal to by hyped after putting in all that work training your aces.
>>554961940>Anon asks for parents to train a sprint pasa>Sure let me recommend a pasa parent????
>>554961059i do recreation second turn of URA, but in Unity Cup it's not worth it imo. trainings give less stats, you get mood up from riko, and you're probably running kitasan and fuku
>>55496169515/20
my Sky gets angling but she doesn't shoot away like i see other Skys do, i know she has more than enough stamina
>>554962303
>>554962254I barely eked out #1 in group B finals in Scorpio. So yeah, you're just getting matched with strength and getting unlucky. Tomorrow will be better!
>>554962217so far im at 39 white sparks but that will explode once I get on a new borrow one more parent (vodka) with this borrow and using it again on grass wonder with the new borrow (grass wonder parent on that vodka) because otherwise its just going to sit at the upper limit of skills that I can get from spamming the white skills borrow on every level
>>554962363>No super lucky 7Heretic
>>554962291cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N48T2BdJ07AWhen this is available for the next Christmas event, will the subs actually have Christmas or Happy Holidays?
>>554962416I failed to see el in the text anon. Seeing pasa can be trained with any sprint uma, might as well share the hard ones to get.
>>554962494shouldn't it be the other way around? you can't get unity hints in first few turns, while in ura training helps level up your facilities
long slop makes me question everything i know about this pile of shit game
>>554962589bruh we didnt even get any fucking TREES
>>554962067I also get the jitters when starting CM races. Shit is intense.
>>554962497seiunbros...
I don't think I need to remind you ponies, but Tracen's dorm is a place for students to rest and learn. I would not tolerate indecent noises and activities involving your Trainers in this room, or the bathroom.>t. Ritto Dorm Leader, Fuji Kiseki
>>554961695theraped/10
>>554962514
I can relatively reliably build 15000+ umas in URA so I may actually still be able to make decent runaway Suzukas once MANT drops since Matikanefukukitaru Speed breaks the NPC scaling. This is cope.
>>554962507Post build and team compIf you don't have enough of a lead and/or the other umas you are losing to also get perfect accel procs you will simply get outacceled and overtaken on the cornerThis will make it look like your Seiun Sky didn't rocket off (she did, but couldn't escape)
>>554962000>>554962219when i look at the evolved skills for any of the umas currently in the game, i only see extremely marginally buffed versions of existing gold skills. can you show me the ones that are supposed to compete with christmas oguri?
>>554962673Tamamo Cross banner came before Christmas maybe a few days from now haha...
>>554962219FUCK YOOOOU
>>554962729I need Kitasanwife
>>554961059unity cup, especially if you're running riko, showers you in mood ups so I usually don't bother and just trust that I'll roll events
>>554962660It's 2,5k meters retard bro, you don't need 1200 stam
>>554962702Ok but where is Fuji Paizuri's Showtime being performed
>>554962660What's confusing you about this? Right is way overstammed PLUS a gold recovery, and shitty wit with no spurt AND a completely worthless skill in Coast is Clear. Left took that stam and dumped it into wit and power instead, and has NSM, Spurt, and Uma Stan which are all highly synergistic skills for golshi. Inside Scoop isn't amazing but if it hits it will do so at the perfect time and add even more.
>>554962507Your rabbit bro
>>554962729
>>554962850what do i need insteadpower? its still not much different to the 1st nigger
>>554962786Suzuka
I think she shitted herself
5 double circles btwlong S and fast learner btwfuck you cyniggers suck my cock japanese faggots
>>554962796DELUSIONAL, THE LOT OF YOU! CHRISTMAS IS DEAD AND GONE FOREVER!
>>554962660you already posted this bait last thread bro
>>554962538>39 white sparksoh so you're just trying to make a giga white spark mountain lineagei think you're better off waiting until MANT for that. it's easier to pass on white sparks and get a higher star quality for them if your rank is SS+
>>554962702Torenas are for ningen only.
>>554962590You should be looking for Mummy Creeks instead. Anyone can train a Pasa parent with turf pinks but not everybody has Mummy Creek.
>>554962982Oguri CrapI'd still Oguri Plap
>join a sprint cm test room>race literally over in 10 seconds>winner is randomAnd I thought miles were rngfest. This shit is next level bullshit rngfest.
>>554963020I got baited? oh no
>>554963020Did you know? Her father is the only person she'll never listen to.
>>554962532Thank you anon, and good luck to you too! WAGMI!
>>554962660>The GolShi with enough stamina + 2 late accels beats the GolShi with 0 accelsDo some IRL wit training
>>554962940
>>554963020retard
>>554962958how does that affect christmas oguri? it definitely hits bourbon and maruzensky, but why would oguri care who had the best start?
>>554963054nah it will be useful in MANT if anything I just want a really cool uma that everyone will borrow and be impressed by
>>554963070Wrong
>>554963105I'm putting groundwork on everyone and investing in guts. This is the perfect CM to experiment. None of this shit matters, man
>>554962910whats the max stamina i need?
>>554962660Whats wrong bro>Right handed is +60 speed>Spurt>No stopping me>Uma stanVs>1200 stamina + gold + 1 recovery>Homestrech Haste>The Coast is Clear Next time use https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>554963150
>>554963310you will never need more than 1200
>>554962107Is this what happens when umas go into heat?
>>554963162Better start = bigger lead going into late race = harder for Oguri to catch upWhy do you think fronts with ooniger rabbit are winning right now? They are making use of the lengths an ooniger start creates to gap paces and ends
>Rolls once for Tamamo>Get Doto and CreekAre they good?
>>554963430awooga awooga!
>>554961695First two runs went 1/5, did a quick Unity Cup career to try and get a better Xoguri (got long S so mission accomplished), then went 3/5 so I'm content.
does it work to put a stick somewhere for mares in heat to masturbate on
>you need more than 1200
>>554963353
we goin band for band, show me your golshi
>>554962729>>554962940>>554963150Kitachan love!
>>554963430my cock would get lost in there, i'm barely 13cm oof
>>554963578
>>554963430Mummy Creek is a meta parent twice a year and Doto is a decent generic parent.
TOTAL OGURI DESTRUCTION
Talking smack about my oshiwife when she's only a few steps away is a bold move, Tamamo
Mambo!
Ends and Lates are the brown styles for f2poorsSorry I don't make the rules
me on the right (and then left)
I can confirm this cm is one of the most soulless cm we've been. Why is that?
>>554963430source me up motherfucker
>>554963572
>>554963670now post your other 9 races
>>554963697because you're bad
Witgod warned you that Richard Dawkins Day Oguri Cap was a trap, but you didn't listen. Now your $400 pace chaser is getting passed by a free end closer during the midrace.
I don't like the way Cygames are trying to humanize poor people by making Tamamo a likeable character.
nice CM umadacchis
>>554963742https://x.com/aru_aru_2000/status/2007219963975872526/photo/1>>554963656OK?
>>554963417i'm sorry, but that's not going to do shit on any of the 2000-2400m medium races where 777 activates before the late race and then perfectly carries over into it. those are the races where christmas oguri actually dominates every other character in the game. which evolved skills are supposed to compete in those races?
what now?
>>554963697>He forgot about Taurus where pretty much every race was Gold Ship - Oguri - NatureStill seeing quite a lot of variety here, I've run into Cafes, DaScas, and even one Grass Wonder.
>>554963752
TOTAL NEICHA DOMINATION
>>554963697>most soulless >there are wide variety of umas that are winning (oguri, manhattan, seiun, taishin, goldship)retard
>>554963830Hogurifags got extremely fucked with Vivlos and xis gang shilling straightaway meme.
>>554963579Eh, it is about as well as she did in scrims.
>>554949253>witgod runs 4 recoveriesYou faggots gaslit me and I got only 3
>>554963830I got her twice in 40 pulls and she has a 50% winrate, never gonna use Goldship or Mayano because I don't like them
Doto won 3/5 races after getting dumpstered in room matches, im sorry I didnt believe in you Doto-san
>>554963874thanks bwo sorry for being aggressive
they need a button to skip to midrace
>>554961695free as fuck everyone fell for the stamina gaslights
>>554963952
>>554963980>wide variety
>>554949253>Extra TankBaller fucking move.
>>554964041works on my machine
>no one is using TM Ugg Oheh
>>554964041simple statistics honestly
Is there a way to save CM races for later or do I need to download a screen recorder now? This one was pretty wild.
>>554964187I'm waiting for TM opera Blue bwo
>umamusume is Wit game>umamusume is Speed game>umamusume is Guts gameWho do I believe?
>>55496169517/20 wins, total gold ship supremacy
>>554964135
>>554964274speed is the only stat that matters
>>554963105This is why Mile is the true Umamusume >sprint is an RNG casino >medium is dominator spam >long is a boring slog Meanwhile mile is just skills, stats, and the will to win Honorable mention to dirtchads
>>554964274Umamusume is a kusogame
>>554963259The uma I will lose my virginity to.
>>554963898Can you do anything other than parrot sloptuber opinions? Think nigger, if everyone gets 0.35 or 0.45 (e.g. Rudolf) speed boosts while Oguri gets nothing that perfectly-timed unique isn't going to be as broken as it currently is.
>>554963697I thought Libra was bad when 78% of my opponents brought Golshi, but there was a good spread of other girls.This time it's 63% brought Golshi and 60% brought Oguri so far. The rest nowhere.
>>554963812They were pretty boring
>>554964319
>>554964089>>554962405>>554961705>>554961665>>554961232>>554961928>>554962067>>554962660No one gives a single fuck you dumb soulless metacuck
>>554964135>Fujin drinks water in her unique animation>does not recover stamina
>>554963697>longsloppa is soullesswow who could have possibly guessed
tired but I have 4 borrows left >>554964615based kitasan
>>554964504
Most of the umas are non-virgins. How do you cope with this?
Goldship bros, what happened? I thought Taishin was the meme potential end closer.
>>554964394how is it not going to be broken? how is perfectly timed, position agnostic speed carryover plus acceleration on every medium track in the game going to be made worse by a bunch of generic speed boosting gold skills getting slightly bigger speed boosts? are you sure you're not just repeating what other people have told you without being able to explain why or how it's true?
>>554963697Most of my rooms are filled with this shit>Seiun + S.Maru Front + XOguri>Goldship End + XOguri Pace + Tamamo
>>554964620If you wanted a (you) so badly you could've just asked for it nicely bwo, no need to slander Fukufags and McQueenfags like that
>>554964398>The rest nowhereKek
Mambo....
Post soul
>>554963396yes
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I WON WITH GOLDSHIT/TAISHIN/XOGURI AREN'T I SO GOOD AT THIS GAME EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEE
>>554964620Leave McQueen alone. I only saw one today.
>>554964856>xoguri
>>554964902Sorry you didn't make it into A today anon, good luck tomorrow!
>>554964750>400 wit>straightaway recoveryThis guy got mindraped.
>>554964856
>>554964796
>>554964675have a good night
>>554964902um chud now that tamamo is out goldship is officially sovlful
hes really been crying for like 3 threads straight because he lost in CM 1st round
>>554964856This was last CM, which didn't go great for me, but I liked this screenshot
>>554964902anon I am currently farming sprint taishins for next cm, its not my fault she is occasionally good
>>554964750This guy must've heard the long S gaslight...
>>554965006Now THIS is SOVL.
>>554964394the perfectly timed speed + acceleration unique still winsthe real powercreep was an entire year of no events on those tracks
>>554964856Behold. The most soulful teamcomps in this cm.
I think I'll take a break, playing Unity is tiring me out in a way URA never did
>>554963697It's tiring. Goldship and Xoguri every fucking queue.
>>554965205you rike?
>>554965156um anon, your game is unusually HD...
>>554965106>occasionally goodsloptubers have been shilling taishin as S tier every CM since taurus. it's a running joke at this point
>>554964745Rudolf's dominator becomes 0.45 current speed or 0.2 acceleration + 0.35 velocity on the final corner, which is where the late race starts on 2000 - 2400m. Imagine that plus the usual suite of accelerations and Late Surger last spurt speed modifiers.Suzuka's Final Push gets a velocity buff added to it. We saw Runaway Suzuka beat Christmas Oguri in Scorpio Finals, this will make her even more competitiveUse your brain and understanding of how the game works instead of repeating the carryover argument like it's fucking exodia.
>>554963697nah nothing can beat taurus
I have no idea why but Gold Ship is my worst performing uma today. I would expect Rudolf to be the one that's barely managing.
this is my run
>>554965365huge
I LIKED TAISHIN EVER SINCE THE SEASON 1 OVA (BEFORE THE GAME EVER RELEASED) AND YOU CAN'T FAULT ME FOR USING HER JUST BECAUSE SHE HAPPENS TO BE META. I LOVE HER AND HER STUPID HALF-SHORT HALF-PANT.
>>554965279Just samsung things
>Get matched with S/S+ Opponents on day 1>Best I had was an A+ H!Oguri>Went 12/15 and only lost to 3 other H!OguriYeah, I would understand if they release those evolved skills sooner rather than later
>>554963579There you go.Golshi game (should have had 900 wit with these cards but no luck)
>>554964745777 is in late race on 2400m.No speed carryover. The accel timing is umazing though ofc.
>>554965365Surely spurt will show itself soon
i don't like xoguri (the name)
>>554961695got my ass kicked/10
>>554965082People who don’t qualify in Group A on the easiest day should just stop taking CM seriously lol.
Is there a more disgusting feeling than losing to a Shitguri because it got lucky Pace and got her skill off on perfect time?
I wish my other girls had even a fourth the spunk that Jordan has. Maybe then they'd perform better.
>>554964620
>>554965082who
>>554965634It is very offensive, please use hhoguri
epic
>>554965678i want to crawl up her skirt and sniff
I want to be sucked into her ass, epicstyle
>>554965678So put more spunk in them anon... that's a torena issue.
>>554965747Fine Motion is so cute, I'm trying to make one for this CM, but haven't hit Long S + good stats yet
How would Tama react if you gifted her 1 billion dollars
>You wake up as an UmamusumeWhat do?
My Gold Ship pulled a miracle, I have no idea how she passed that XOguri. Very close, very close.
>>554965912Start an Umafans and make bank
>>554965938wtf is that
>>554965853me on the right
>>554965853>arched backsuzuka is a pro
>>554965938let me tell you about speed coefficients and stamina
>>554965912Start an Umafans and have a wank
>>554965938kek she gassed out
>>554965853wheres the full image? search engines wont give it to me
>1/5well that's the worst start to a CM i think i've ever had
>>554965313>or 0.2 acceleration + 0.35 velocity on the final cornerthat version is long races only. you're just gonna have to cope with the big dumb speed boost with a random activation timing, that can easily just be wasted entirely while you're still accelerating>Imagine that plus the usual suite of accelerationsthe ones that oguri uses too?>and Late Surger last spurt speed modifiers.the style that oguri can use too?>Suzuka's Final Push gets a velocity buff added to it. woooow, i'm so impressed. a 0.15 velocity increase on a gambling acceleration. that changes everything.
>>554965853Me on the left
>>554965912>wake up>molest my roommate in her bed>go to practice>finger my teammate in the shower>go to breakfast>eat out Oguri while she's eating>go to class>sniff the chairs after the bell>go to afternoon practice>sit on my rival's face at the finish line>go back to my dorm>cuddle my roommate in her bed
Would you really date a breastlet like Suzuka?
>>554965901she wouldnt be able to actually understand anything above 10k
>>554966313my wife
The White Lightning...
>>554966313Breasts are graded A to F for a reason.I hope they don't grow after I knock her up.
>>554966313Of course. She's my autistic wife and she's also one of the most feminine girls in the whole series. Soft spoken and demure, just as a woman should be.
Suzuka is a creep.
>>554966313Yeah? I'm not a picky man when it comes to breasts
>>554966313hell yeah
>>554966451good I hope he rapes me
Operas face when you take your phone in the bathroom
>>554966313her nipples are going to be so sensitive she'll cum just from me grazing them
>>554966313I'm already dating a breastlet
Tama WIN
>>554966157>WastedYou have no idea what current speed is, do you?>Didn't address the point about Suzuka beating Oguri last CM, on a 2000m trackTo say nothing of Taiki or Maruzensky, who could also do it. Let me guess, you're going to say it doesn't count because people didn't have the time to grind out perfect Oguris?But it's clear you're either looking to be spoonfed or are simply unwilling to change your mind without actual testing, which is impossible on Global.
Do I really need 4 white stam skills on XOguri with 800 wit? Or is just 3 enough (u=ma2/triple 7s/hydrate)
finemo was being a punk, woulda liked 50 more wit - but no way im having a better roll than this with the good hints i got to get so many skills. stam might be a bit dangerous but career score calc is retarded as ever.
I guess as long as it's a long CM there will be umas gassing out huh?
>>554966780warning: if you're normal or lower mood, you won't proc spurt immediately
sexo suzuka
>get into A first try>next 15 are lossesThose were a fluke, weren't they... oh no...
>>554966780chances of gassing are unfortunately high, but you can definitely highroll plenty of wins with skills and stats like that
>>554966789Since fuckers keep running stamina siphon yeah
>>554966949stamina eater is literally just a basic white debuff.
>>554966780that dober ult is never gonna trigger fyi
>>5549670243 of them hurt pretty bad, it's weak, but a lot more accessible than reds
>>554966181How is this different from what Digital already does? Think about something unique
>>554966769You can go with 3 but you will get situations where you don't proc her ult at all. If you take 4 the probability to proc your ult increase a lot. The ult timing is a different story but always take triple 7s
>carries your Arima KinenApologize.
>>554966895im not worried w/ my other 2. This is my finals ace if i vs a sweaty taishin
>>554967090Why do I have to be unique? I just wanna fuck fit horsegirls.
>>5549667694 whites is so you gamble for carryover with 777 as a backup. u=ma2/triple 7s/hydrate is fine, but if you can get something that's more reliable than u=ma2 that would be better.
>>554967126pure heart > u=ma2 imo
>>554967090digitan isn't this big
>>554967098Why would I apologize? I want to marry her.
>>554967098>Carries me to the finals>Winlet Topgun wins the finalsT-thanks as always potential uma
WHY ARE SO MANY JOBBERS TAKING RUSHING GALE
>>554967159Sure, Pure Heart gives more HP, but I would rather rely on Preferred Position, Corner Recovery or Ignited Spirit STA
>>554967271Because sloptuber-san said if it procs I win.
>>554967271it's gold and you get hints for it so the efficiency part of the brain thinks TAKE IT
I enjoy this general because shitposting is usually replaced with gaslightposting and also you guys post a lot of umaporn
>>554967296no, i mean pure heart is easier to proc
...I didn't qualify to A today
>>554967345Which umanko do you wanna fill anon?
good mood vodka J.F. + hopeful 1stplc (risked it for a gold ship hint)
>>554967061im curious to hear a genuine explanation if you have one. Im certainly aware you want high wit but to claim 'never'
>>554967379Trainer License revoked.Put the fries in the bag.
>>554967395on one hand, Maruzenskyon the other hand, Mayano Top Gun
I never shitpost, gaslight or post umaporn
>>554967345
i've had 3 races in a row where straightaway adept procced 10m from the finish line
Toreina, leave XOguri niggers to me.
>>554966451I'm a creepI'm a weirdoWhat the hell am I doing hereI don't belong here
5 borrow runs tuberslophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9XEjOecnMIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHjZs0bNwEshaving a really fun and relaxing time tulip show 1stplc (vodka) good mood
I LOVE MAYANO TOP GUNI LOVE WHEN SHE FLIRTS WITH MEI am going to teach her all about the adult protein shakes.
>>554967093>>554967126ok.... also is any of these two good enough to win a race i never got long s even with 15 stars parents and double circles.....
554967539who asked
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAISHINNNNNNNN
>>554967498Of course not. Iinchou is a pure and good girl whom everyone loves.
>>554967563Why does every Taishin do this?
>>554967345Iwara is still dead...
>>554966763i am asking to be spoonfed. i'm asking you to explain your thinking, and you've done a pretty shit job of it so far. current speed makes the dominator evolution a lot more actually useful, so there's one skill that's more than just an existing gold skill with slightly better numbers or a weak second effect.i don't really care how many people won scorpio finals. haru urara was recorded beating taiki shuttle and vodka in virgo finals in this thread.
>my Taishin has a higher winrate than HOguriBros you told me she was broken...
>>554967498
>>554967539Thanks for posting this, I genuinely wanted to know.
ok i think green skills might be badi thought being able to go above 1200 speed was good but velocity's seem to work better
is it better to get 1 buy on a skill or to max it out and buy it fully for white sparks spam
>>554967774greens are better the more far back you areflat velocity works better the more far up you are
>>554967774Think of Speed like your speedometer's highest number.Think of acceleration like... well... accelerating in your car.The high number on your speedometer doesn't matter if it takes you forever to reach it.The fastest cars accelerate quickly and have a high top speed.
>>554967539don't listen to >>554967740 I actually enjoyed your comment
>>554967854that makes no sense.
>>554967591I would go with left due to higher power and wit. You might get some wins with left, but prepared to be frustrated at awkward timing with your ult.
just dunked on this taishin
sun tzu said, the fastest cars accelerate quickly and have a high top speed
>secured group AI might shift out HOguri for rabbit Suzuka since she isn't winning much, but that just brings me back to my Libra comp... I'm so soulless
>>554967901well, for speed stuff specificallyfronts have dogshit speed coefficiency, so flat velocity is better on themends have REALLY good speed coefficiency, so going over the speed cap for them is really fucking scary
>>554967935>low wit on an end closerYeah he fucked up
>>554967935>witlet Taishin>guts buildCongrats? You killed a meme.
>>554967935man, I've always wanted to make gutsmax work but haven't been able to.
>>554967971I'm pretty sure Maruzensky said this
>>554967971appear fast when you are slowappear slow when you are fastand you will win every race
>>554968095Just wait a little longer for the next scenario
>>554967923i thought so too... hope my seiun can win a bit as well
tubes use a lot of thermodynamics. wonder if there are ways to put tubes in uma game. im picking up recognized words like a dog
>>554968148Naruhodo... Thank you sun tzuma...
>>554967935A short uma for the shortbus
just finished jerking off and it hurts
im winning a lot of races today
Eat shit, you faggot cripple Suzuka player.
holy fuck maya almost got me a heart attack again because I was autopiloting through a long ura
TOP CUN
>>554968441I feel like it's hardcoded to always give 3600m in long finals in Aoharu.
17/20 yippee
>>554968423big fan of this
Being hard carried by my Rudolf with only 12900 rating
>>554967880this has nothing to do with the value of velocity skills which is what i'm comparing them to
Bros there are literally no fronts
Tickezo my mvp todaycan I get some DAAAAAHHHBYYYYs
>>554968586why is your tamachud not peforming well? you bought gold tail held high right?
Hello /uma/ new player here.Which of the horse girls that get shilled in the anime are also good in the actual game?
>>554968423>cripple suzukawhy is he running pace though
>>554968708Oguri Cap
that was a peculiar room
>>554968708suzuka, oguri cap
>Four mood downs between junior and early classic yearAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554968650Probably witlet issue I did take it tho
Any kind anon can explain me why my Hishi is always 9th? she's always losing even against umas with less speed and powerher best place was 5th
>>554968743im sorry oguri this outfit is ugly
>>554968708
>>554968634DAAAAAAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY+100m
>554968865>witletno (You) 4 you
lost my first race to a golshi with 1100 speed is speed a meme
>>554967724Ok, let me lay out my arguments for you once again. We can agree that COguri gets nothing from her evolved skills.First, some evolved skills are massive upgrades and in the right circumstances can give enough of an advantage to overcome COguri's unique. See Rudolf's Current speed buff for example.Note also that if you can gain enough lengths on the COguri and hit your accelerations, even a well-timed unique might not allow them to catch up - see this CM where we have Fronts with rabbit beating Oguri. Stack enough 0.45 or evolved midrace target speed skills and this becomes a real possibility. Similarly, hit enough 0.45 skills in the late race and you might also be able to close the gap.In addition, COguri as-is is already beatable by Suzuka/Taiki/Maru with a fair degree of consistency on 2000m, which is one of her perfect tracks. Granted Taiki and Maru also don't benefit from evolved skills, but Suzuka definitely does. This will improve the consistency of her wins over Oguri because she gets better but Oguri stays the same.
>>554968865missing a lot of speed
>>554968615I've seen a few, but they werent witmaxxed so my Oguri and Taishin caught them
>>554964274get ready for umamusume is acceleration game
>>554968865no midrace skills
>>554968865well maybe try building umas in unity instead of ura
>>554968865witlet, this cm isn't long enough that you go below 450 wit. This also hurt your skill point gain so your skills are super strapped
UMANKOUMAMMARIESUMANUSUMAPYOI
>>554969014>no midrace>prof>long corners>long straights
i never get hints for professor of curvature on my good aces
>>554968993>>554969014>>554969058Thanks anons, I'll try to build a new one
>>554969109UMAPEENUMADICKUMAURETHRAUMABALLS
just did two brackets and havent seen a xoguri win yet how are people such brainlets and build her in the most retarded ways possible. even when built right end closers are just overtaking her anyways I don get the hype/terror people have at seeing her
>>5549691672 whites is enough to be just as good
>>554969167>get hint for prof on a good run>it's 1 hint instead of 3>completely ruins your sp economyu rike?
>>554968634DAAAAAAAAHBY
>13.7k cafe w/ long A defeats sweaty bikokitacreek 15.5k whalesSkills pay the bills kids
Umamusume is Golshi game.
>>554969278I've won some matches with a huge margin when her ult proccs.
>>554969278This guy gets long S on his ace with that build while I've been suffering with long S glue and long A aces since libra cup wtf
>>554969301holeh moleh
>>554969278retards who use 777 proc are understamming her so she has a much delayed spurt
>>554968865need more power and more wit
>>554969408My mind immediately jumped to hoeh for some reason
>>554969278Mine only loses when she doesn't trigger her 3 recoveries.
Thoughts?
>1 win>1 win>1 winit's over
>>554969278another one (ate shit and died at 9th)
Reminder that Cygames bans in waves.If you are still Sweeping after the warning, they will know.It will happen right after a big banner. They take your money, and send you on your way.This is how it happened in Granblue Fantasy.This is how it happened in Princess Connect (JP).This is how it will happen in Umamusume.
>>554969408The Ticket is stacked
>>554969658So... which chad stallion hasn't nutted in Sweep?Is she the Tracen bicycle?
>>554969483hoeh?
>>554969843Respectfully SNIFFING
first time seeing uma fan from middle east and he's also happen to be a sloptuberhttps://youtu.be/fKAVaE-E8cA
>>554966389Then what would you give to your kids?
>>554968865>why my Hishi is always 9thshe isn't gold ship
>>554969658They sent a warning?
>>554969185Smug Halo
>>554969658I just want Edeniggers to be culled right before the month ends
>>554969843Making Falco HOEH until she ARIGATOU
>>554969974>he doesn't knowoh no no bwos...
>>554969843holy FVARKnow THESE are the thighs of a dirt uma
>Triple front>Another guy brought a Scorpio Suzuka>My Suzuka never gets challenged, wins herselfPray for me as I head into this at 2 wins out of 5
>>554969658i'm okay with getting banned desuif i have to play manually everyday, i would rather not play at all
>>554969658The only ones screwed are the 24/7 sweepers like Eden exactly how it was in JP with the 24/7 botting top chink clubs getting banned
my HEROINES
>>554970015I already made my peace with being banned
>>554970219Matikanefukukitaru? Nice-su
>>554969658>people think cygames won't ban top clubmembers when they literally banned people for botting in a minigame that had a quantity-limited shop
>>554970219you can't make up for two sloppers with one soulful uma
>>554969301Winning ticket? more like Winning TITScket, amirite?
>>554970045wew
Just don't bot and play the game maybe? And if you still insist on botting, be smart about it, don't leave that shit on every day, don't make it play the same amount of careers, have some rest days where you play it yourselfIdk what you tell, just play the game
>accidentally click the bottom option on first riko eventthey gotta add like a confirmation or something
AWOOGA
they just keep coming bros. do people just think 'oh everyone says shes really good and I need recoveries ok then ill win with this' thank fuck all the xoguris went into the hands of people without frontal lobes
>>554970402What about 1 sloppa and 2 sovllas
You guys keep talking about banning botters, I'm more afraid of them banning innocent Hachimi users because it directly fucks with the application. The bot just clicks on your screen.
>>554970610you aight
>>554970492Never thought I'd see a world where I was happy to see a Suzuka. Good job!
>>554970602if not the 900+ wit training (which isnt that big of a deal stop being so uppity) it is just an unlucky game where the xoguri has long S and decent stats. you just have a vendetta against it
first cm I've seen since Taurus that I'm struggling to get a high WR day1it's umaover
>>554968615I've seen some, but it's nothing like the lobbies. Christmas Oguris are mostly gone too, it's like everyone last minute pivoted into Goldship and Cafe.
>>554970641>innocent Hachimi usersThey're not innocent, they're also cheating since the 60 FPS makes careers faster
>>554970641Cygames has never banned hachimi users because they allow it, they can tell a bot from just a tool that improves the game, you are safe
ok my umas are weak enough that i shouldnt be trying to prevent lucky pacers, i should be trying to take advantage of it
I'M COMING TO KILL YOU
I'm actually very impressed with the uma variety this CMeveryone is just bringing their favourites. Seen all kinds of umas
>>554970832psyop
>>554970641Bots are easily detected. They can read x,y coordinates, detect non-human patterns and timings, and so on. Even down to the stuff like time between events is tracked (wonder why you see connecting after EVERY event?)DLLs aren't. They require some invasive anti-cheat programs. Reshade is literally just a DLL suite and most major games let you use it. The steam client even has anti-cheat; if that DLL was going to be hit, you would've been hit the moment you used it.
>>554970832I only have 2 aces so I put a neicha with some debuff skills as front
>>554970804>60 FPS makes careers fasterNot by a lot. Even if you speedhack with Cheat Engine (I actually tried) this game, you're still subject to the constant "Connecting..." after every action you take. I have 500mbps internet btw.
>>554970869I love this grandma so much
Why is there a single front in each lobby
>6 front room
debuffers are cringe
>>554971001I think it helps separate pacers from ends so they don't clump
>4 Ends 5 Lates lobby>late Teio gets promoted>Xoguri dieshttps://files.catbox.moe/2e29si.mp4End C isn't real
>>55497080460fps doesn't make events run faster. You're just seeing more frames, making it appear smoother, and perceiving it to be faster.The only thing 60fps makes faster is the tit bouncing.
>>554971036where's the rabbit
>>554971036So that's where they all are
>>554971129I fucked it
This place sucks when a CM is happening
>>554971001Because Maruzensky is my umawife and I WILL run her, even in long CMs where I could get better results with less effort fielding an additional end closer.
Why can't you guys make up your mind if Hanukkah Cap is metaslop or irredeemably shit
I can't manage to make Umas above A rank. Am I fucked because I don't have good support cards or am I just bad at the game? I'm trying my best to get as much training in as possible, take risks etc. but still can't cap my speed
>>554971102>The only thing 60fps makes faster is the tit bouncing....proofs?
how do you fuckers max wit in this cursed scenario while also maxing spd/pow. is my deck really that trash
>>554971001if xoguri gets pace promoted she instawins
>>554971259what would you rather discuss retard-kun?
>>554971295game uses a physics engine tied into fps, like most other lazy unity games
>>554971308The difference between MLB SSR and SR is massive.
you should be allowed to make careers go as fast as you fucking want to instead of wasting time in the day where youre doing nothing instead of careers
>>554971279She's as good and bad as SmaruBad trainers make bad umasGood trainers make good umas
Gutsbros, how we doing?
>>554971350Do you happen to have a video of that? I want to see it in motion.
>>554971259>it sucks when people discuss the gameI almost forgot I was on /vg/
>>554971281post your deck & uma you're training bwo
>>554971281post your loadout retard, how much of stats are you inheriting?
wait what we get 4 rounds?ive gone 2-3 three times, at least im strong enough to win the last round
>there are anons that still haven't clicked this buttonngmi
>>554971308Have you seen anyone do it with any character other than Taiki or Curren? Growths are everything and if you don't have 18 inherits of your non-growth stat, you're already behind. Just max wit and speed and learn a bunch of gambling skills man. This is a 14 second race
>>554971414We eventually get an option to fully skip non-choice events, and choice events skip directly to the choice screen and end. JP currently has it.
>>554971279We've all made up our minds, some of us just can't accept that they wasted $400 on a gambler that loses to Goldship and S Maru.
>>554970602she got me 3 wins to qualify so that's pretty good
>>554971503cool I would also like to play this game from the commandprompt like a rougelike
can she keep up the win streak
>>554971357the lack of friendship training and the wit debuff in aoharu is driving me insane, it was so easy to max out bakushin on URA with 600~power, now on aoharu I rarely get to max them>>554971498 I was testing something and I just want to max power and wit on bakushin and the others, but nah,I could use 4 power cards and 2 wit and somehow spd is higher and the stats sucks
shower today (didnt shower yesterday) if im playing the anime gacha
>Win>Check other racers' records>Guy with unbloodied umas lost his first race>Feel bad>Click his profile>Hit with thisI wasn't ready
do you get the hidden stats in the unity cup as well? or is 400/250/300 not enough for juvenile fillies?
behold soulI proceeded to tank my wr down to 45% afterwards
>>554971551this is what I was expecting to see left and right but all I saw today in all my brackets were the worst builds Ive seen in my life, yours just needs aptitude and probably one less recovery but people who had her today made the most useless horses ive ever seen
Her eyes are so pretty....
>>554971780just an unlucky race if you didnt win with those stats
>>554971648noppers
If you have high stamina then getting rushed is just a free velocity skill.
Potential LOCKED.
so basically its (still) golshi game
Is this considered 3 soul?
>>554971780probably unlucky, or power issue since juvie is a mile
>My newly made end closer with only 1150 speed somehow won two out of five matches over my pace and late with 1200 speedsigh...
>>554971930it never ends
>>554971941My calculator gives you 94.83%
>runs full speed towards you from across the trackwhat do?
rice shower anon I am just 40 star pieces to lvl 4 star rice shower! I can almost train her and put her on my TTs long runners to not lose every long race in the meantime I got lvl 3 star unlock suprcreek a few hours ago
>>554971819Is this the first time you've looked at your round 1 opponents? It's pretty normal to see garbage like >>554964750 running around.
>>554971957
>>554971279HOguri is a late gambler in disguise. Meta if she hits everything right, irredeemably shit otherwise.
>>554971092>she did it again
What the fuck is this?
>>554972043I'll take those odds
>>554971957What do you expect? Pace chasers suck.
I think we're all know that someone at Cygames has belly stuffing fetish but this is too far. Straight outta deviantart vore porn...
>>554972170poor newcutie didn't know he could have gone to open league...
>>554972170actual 12 year olds playing the game, has to be
Nothing personnel McQueen....
>>554972228why is she in italics
>>554972061ive checked all xoguris I saw and all of them died and placed under third, just baffles me how people can fuck her up so much
>Consider retiring her by tomorrow because she hasn't won a race let alone ever reached top 3>Beats this
>>554972170Jobbing my winrates so my elo at the finals are lower.
Why is spechud so sexy?
I think it's time.
>>554972323>front mayawhat is you doin' anon
>>554972296instead of oguri eating tama, ESL-kun
>>554972046Accept my fateMake babies
>>554972274
>>554972296She expected Special Week to eat her instead
>>554972206Depends if there is a front or not. If there's no front, then regular McQueen auto-wins if she gets lucky paceAny pace can also win if there is a front or a rabbit front to set them up
>>554972392The lion does not concern himself with what does not work in the current meta
Ummm Edenbros??
I'm moving up in the world, lads!>>554972304I've lost to one so far. She was statted up enough that it could have been any random pace chaser and the result would have been the same.
>>554972274>>554972380matikanefukukitaruuuu>>554972427nvm this anon stole my post
>>554971259I like this when a CM is happening because everyone is playing the game
>>554972296Tamamo's infirmary nightmare on a failure is the opposite happening. Maybe it's a reference to that?
i want to buy a full armor unicorn and paint it orange
>>554972380>the jobber olympicsdo your best fukukitaru
What was going through the back Cap's mind?
>>554972380
>>554972472>Eden is full of browns botting the game to earn extra cash
I need methamphetamine to have more hours in my day. actual productive hours not just not sleep
>>554972472good thing /uma/ is entirely and completely clanker-free.
>>554972609Umazing!
>>554972557turkey
>>554972472This has already been posted before
>>554972392I am having fun.
How does Tamamo's ult work?It either becomes a Goldship ultimate or an Oguri ultimate depending on her placement? So what determines when she'll active it?
>>554972645/uma/ isn't even entirely and completely composed of human posts.
>>554972609
>>554972142>end bourbonhuh
>>554972442I thought the point of paces was to prey on fronts, but you're telling me my oshi front runner has been somehow cucking them this whole time?
>>554972609SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>554972738... but you were just about to glue her
really hard to tell if velocity debuffs do anything
IT IS FRIDAY NIGHT AGAIN WHAT ARE WE DRINKING LISTENING GRINDING VIBINGI'm starting light with some beers, because I got a birthday party tomorrow to attend, and I plan to raid the drinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O44r1_NZ8ZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3RAbNhVJQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqBFjh-fyHYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjhfIDTNElEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DugaZiG0HQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je5R-9bZNE4
>>554972846Why do they wear ear covers?
Why does Ines Fujin give Slipstream? Is she retarded?
>>554972880
>>554972880no......
New 'tism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAv1YDH3wW4
a lot less endclosers/goldships than i anticipated this cm. i have a shitty one with 1.1k speed @ 33% win rate 80% top 3 atm
>>554972940Hearing torehna's voice will cause them to get distracted with thoughts of rape.
>>554972880>>554972893kek
Totally natural
>>554972880Nyo.....
>>554972880Kuyashiiii
>>554972952She started the game ready for oonige and you're asking if she's retarded?
>>554972880SHIRAOKI SAMA HAS ABANDONED US
>>554971930>>554972027Holy based.She IS the face of the franchise, after all.
>>554973063lmao I did this too thoughmaybe they just got stuck on the test. let me go screencap my gains
Why are you guys saving for the mega banner? Just to guarantee rolling/sparking an Uma you missed or am I missing something else?
>>554972817>7WITNESSED
>>554972932>Inchou is an alcoholicNyooo...I'm drinking water and grinding OSRS and listening to the ingame music lol
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE FINE MOTION BANNER IS GONE I WAS GOING TO PULL ON IT AFTER DINNER AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>554972880WE'LL GET'EM NEXT TIME SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>554972880>Unyielding>yields
>>554973063Very natural
>>554972880throw yourself into the river and let the waters take you anon
>>554973223He gets his crack delivery once a week, give him a break
>>554973169I'm sparking Suzuka.
Why is this place obsessed with Mambo? The only A+ club to live rent free in your heads.
>>554973013does she even need a trainer?
>>554972932For me it's
>detective anon is exposing /uma/ for being a fraudulent general, full of botterssomeone stop him before he gets to uma&co, please.
>>554972779Gambling is tanoshii, getting rice'd from behind is not.
>>554973384Uma&Co looks natty for an A+ club though.
>>554973329Ever heard of one guyNone of us think about Mambo until his schizo ass posts about it
>>554973384Was an open secret that everyone in A+ and higher is botting
I FUCKING HATE LONG CM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554973384They seem confident enough to take a newfriend into their club. I doubt they bot
>>554973169I'm sparking xoguri
>>554972645Mambot
>>554973631
>>554972053I only have her base at 3* with 90 pieces. I'm waiting until her Haruten legend race before I unload my statues on her.
>>554973169Brian and Taishin.
Reminder that Vodka is the best and coolest marehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdhKA7JWnzo
>>554973384Uma&Co has a dedicated botting channel
just watched my 850 stam + gold + white recovery trainee gas out 2 inches before the finish line and get overtakenwhat the fuck
>>554973367
>"look at this cheating umadachi"I daresay my cheater rapes your cheater.Please, go find a better one.
>>554973631This is hardly a long CM
just watched my 800 wit oguri fail to trigger her 3 recoveries
>>554973839jesus christ kek
>>554973839Please rape them Cygays
>>554973738Please tell me this is bait or just doesn't use dicksword in general
>>554965938Biwa's coat flapping around everywehre is pretty funny
This guy brought a rabbit Suzuka when his other two aces are ends. What the fuck is going on
>>554973874Carrot Crunches
Man, and to think Goldship is the one that I was trying to last minute replace earlier today (Diamond is my category for CM hopefuls, Heart is for confirmed aces).
>>554973839Is this achievable natty?
>>554973935Should've made her an ace to block angling pacers
913953937161this oguri goes hard (cant use it because I main oguri) >>554974006bakushin posters are chads??
>>554973935>I'll give you a headstart. Go ahead and run..
>>554973783THATS THE WAY THE CARROT CRUNCHES I GUESSshe just didnt hit maestro but did hit her white recovery. this game continues to confuse me.
>>554973923it's bait and uma&co definitely don't utilize an optional discord to erp.
>>554973738>this is your typical anti-botschizoIt's as if I'm looking at boomers call AI on everything
>>554973839Dude! He's just autistic...if he does 1million fan runs every 20 minutes, and nearly 69million fans would take him uh.... 23 hoursYeah... autisticDon't bully him bwo
>>554973998post you're gold ship
>>554974087I thought so. No way someone's that retarded
>>554974105First they teach you how to do a 1m fan run, then they teach you about the poop sock
>>554973935It's obviously to kill off pace promotes.
>>554974105kek i remember this one. was it umaooo protecting their botter
some people in my club have only gained 150K fans over 30 days, but really, I can only blame myself for thinking about what I expect from people and asking them (via the universe) to just log in and do their TTs for acc progression
>the NTRanon is in uma&coah it all makes sense now why the server profile looked like that
>>554973839Based Dek destroying the flatliners itt
Is the Marvelous event SSR worth using if my other power SSRs are Vodka(+1) and El Condor Pasa?
>>554974125I don't think I've seen a single Pumping Iron trigger because she keeps pushing up into the pace chasers. Was obviously trying for a speed capped S Long.>>554973935I guess he was just that afraid of S Maru, or maybe he watched VF and misunderstood how the chariot strategy is supposed to work.
>>554974105>>554974164
>>554969658One thing is for sure, they aren't banning anyone who whaled in this game. It's a standard business practice to pamper your beloved customers who bring in money.
>>554974056Of course not
>>554974295Bwo it says there "don't leak", why are you leaking?
is dober's unique actually good? i see it everywhere but the conditions seem so specific
>>554974368Massive cope. Banning one cheating whale to assuage your casual whales is good business. You're not important enough to keep.
im leaking rn ouuuuuuh
cyjews, i promise to never call you "cyjews" again if you absolutely hiroshima these botters. pass on the message, interns.
>>554974396He didn't leak the entire json config file so it's technically ok desu.
why is gold shitty so mean
>>554974293>>554974125I am not good with computer>>554974279None of those are especially useful now, but Marvy will be essential in MANT for the 15% race bonus. I guess she has good hints, but it's better to use her SR wit for those right now.
>>554974295AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDENDANCHO HE'S LEAKING
>>554973839Imagine having uma running all day like a crypto miner.
>>554969658I've never botted but I hope that they ban me so I stop wasting time on this game.
>>554974368you only need to ban 1 for the rest to fall into place
>activate corners/straightaway>uma does not speed up>activate triumphant pulse>uma does not speed up>activate prof of curvature>uma does not speed up>activate tail held high>uma does not speed upGO FASTER YOU FUCKING CHUD AAAARGHHHHHHH
Heh... "sovl"? Cute.
>>554974295>dingdongdinguhh why did that pop up in my dreams last night? forgot what it was about but I remember a "ding dong ding". did someone mention something ding something dong ding in this thread last night?
>>554974295why dont they just type in indo when theyre clearly esl?
>>554974368>Banning addicts is bad for businessYou mean they're not going to pay for the privilege of doing it all over again?
>>554974569Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
wake up babe you have 3 theres still 3 more borrows to get throughat least you have an EDEN members uma on borrow
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>>554974368Good thing indog botters do not pay.
If xog gets promote, she wins. Genuinely curious if i can run up against anything that beats it in r2.
>>554974368can SEA 3rd worlders even whale?
>>554974762I got way lower than 60%
>>554974631The primo indospeak is locked away for as long as they aren't banned - when that happens they'll speak a tongue only understood by Neanderthals.
>>554965853Me on the bottom smelling her feet
>>554974832then pick jobber
>>554974795i'm filipino and i buy the daily carat pack monthly. i have a hard time justifying buying more than that
>>554974368this is flawed logic because normie whales make up a larger % of the playerbase and aren't botting - so you risk alienating them by allowing others to cheat. It's why they mercilessly ban people in grub.
>>554974795of course they can. SEA is just poorer on average, it doesn't mean there aren't outliers
>>554972749 just build her as goldship lol
>sits in front of the oguri you paid $400 for>duels you>refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>554974762WR means nothing if you rotate your umas out every set and there are 6 umas with 20.0% on them
>>554974762I win the 3 races that matter. The rest no where.
>>554974762jobber bros we are seen...
why dont poorfag SEAdogs just use klarna to pay for Google Play points in 3 payments?
>>554974473yeah, mean to my dick
>>554974996this obviously means total WR silly goose
Can't blame them for botting. Tamamo would bot too she's in the club.
>>554974995>dueling someone with a different stylenot how it works, especially considering oguri will have winter runner + right handed
>>554974995i tried a gutsmaxxed PP suzu and that low wit hurts enough that she might not even block a&S
>>554974996>too retarded to calculate his total wrngmi
>>554974882Based
im using SSR MLB gold ship speed instead of biko for the remainder of my borrow runs and because its speed I can replace the stam R gold ship with oguri cap (this is oguri parent)
>>554974996>use different umas for 502% WRThanks for the advice anon, I'll start my youtube grift now
>>554975074Tamamo would unironically never bot. People would expect her to bot because she’s a poorfag but she would want to prove them wrong and use carats to make the club quota and finish every bricked run to make Danchou happy no matter what.
>>554975072>>554975104
>"uma is all about pulling cards!">game is actually released>you really only need Kitasan card >other must rolls are umasWhy did they lie?
Hola amigos, this is Carlos from Vivlos Frontera, and I'm going to show you how to get 100% wr in uma musume pretty derby
>>554975102yeah actually I think the main benefit of this one is that she stops pace promotion. She also fucks massively with people who bring 3 fronts. She has not won a single race of course and hardly even stays ahead long enough for her unique to activate, but it's enough for the rest of my team.
>>554975274the other rolls are not umas, thats for whales or for "muh waifu"
>>554975214Tamamo would bot while taking care of her siblings. It's 75$
Ok if they ban hachimi I'm going to ragequit forever though, hakuraku is so based I can't play without it now.
how do you win with tamachud
>>554975274not really, you can still get by and win hard if you roll strong cards and use your free umasgolshi is SHITTING on oguricappus
>>554975484Cross the finish line before anyone else
>>554974795there's always some IT faggot that get 10x the usual income in the country that has no family so he whale on gacha games, it's the same shit here in brazil and probably for the rest of SA. for example If I wanted to spark a banner Id have to pay 1480R$, which is bacisally a minimun wage here, but if you are in IT and has a decent position, you will be earning much more than that
>>554975484you proc tail nine and her ult before late-race
Tamamo wouldn't bot she would just run races she's a Japanese uma not a filipino teenager botting for $75 a month (three times the average wage)
Mambo
>>554975274>>you really only need Kitasan card
Mihono Bourbon would bot
>>554975525>tfw not living in the favela fucking 11/10 brazilian trannies while i make 20x the income of the wealthiest nearby resident by telecommuting to some dogshit programming job in californiaAND being a whale on top of that. The dream...
also in my dream I had to go pick up a girl and on the way out of the building an older woman said hopefully she picks off that useless guy and I pointed at myself and said me? :( and she laughed because she wanted me to be her boyfriend.. then I was with someone else and I bought carats and clicked the button like 5 times and it charged my friends credit card like £2000 so I was freaking out that we are gonna get banned for charging back the transaction
>>554975686Doesn't she destroy tech?
>>554975484build her like goldshipspurt tail nine nsm
>>554961474
>>554975667OINKOINKOINKOINK BUHIIIIIIIIIIII *rolls in mud* *eats from a trough* OINKOINK *is slaughtered and turned into bacon*
>>554975484inherit anchors aweigh
Bourbon is not a robot!!! She’s just autistic.
>>554975660Thanks for giving me a new image to filter, faggot
>>554975734Yes, but also she IS tech.Just by playing the game normally she is technically botting.
>>554975667>suboptimal cards produced a suboptimal umayou really showed him
so-called "whales" really like that free guts card
>>554975834As a robotfucker, I'm disappointed
>>554975880Cygames love making their welfare guts cards overpowered.
>>554975686
>>554975874>all this cope
>>554975967even mambo?
>>554975708in favela it's another story, they have a million gibs from the gov, housing has no expenses and you are probably getting some sort of traffic money (not to mention frauding google gift cards). these are whalling for sure
>>554975667>SS+ borrowAnon, I dont know for sure, since I cant see the details of it, but thats probably a shit legacy.
mambo
>>554976101Even Mambo, it's a very good stat stick.
Is the new Suzuka speed SSR worth the club points? I have hardly heard any mention of it, so assuming not. Need to save my points for all that shit that gets added to the stores at some point.
>>554976161>implying anyone has good sprint borrows
Why is everyone in /uma/ so obsessed with El Condor Pasa's pet bird?
>>554976196it's only worth if you dont have the OG spd suzuka card at any LB, even at 0lb the og one outshines the gibs one
>>554975834Yeah my autistic roided gf
>>554969658I don't really care about bans, I just want to point out that Digitan is cute, and I love Digitan.
Is there an uphill in this CM?
>>554976183seems bad.
>>554976161Also that was just the one I made after I ran out of borrows.
>>554976403>He forgot about the dreaded Nakayama uphill
Rent free
does anyone know if SSR items at anni (both free and paid) are selectors or rainbow crystals
>>554976403the entire track is a one big fuckoff hill
>>554976196it's only useful for building front parents due to the skill hints.
>>5549765592 vouchers for cards (one free), one for trainers no idea about crystals
>>554976620wrong
>>554976403The final straight has a really strong uphill if you’re a Highlander gambler. It only has a 1 in 3 chance of proccing there, though.
>>554974056
suzuka is the best uma
>>554976559I really hope we get a Crystal for Anni, I want to max out my FineMo
>>554976748>>554976748>>554976748move
>>554976645oh if they're selectors that makes my life easieri was thinking about rolling on fine/kawakami so I could MLB fine but i would rather just blow selectors on it, crystals i would prefer to hoard
>2/5 winsOh no, I'm going to fail to make it to B finals if I win another time. Group A is scary.
>>554976758retard faggot
stamina siphon... is worse than a gold velocity, isnt it
Gentildonna makes me HORNY if you know what I mean
>>5549758143 of those are welfare cards and the other a sr you retard
