Previous: >>554960734>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
suzuka won
my half assed jobber aces actually pulled through... i'm impressed
>>554976748I'm concerned that not enough people are praising Digitan or talking about how cute she is.
Sweaty Bobo
>>554976858
I love bullying Mambo
What are the best recoveries for S Maru for CM? Just built her real quick cause I dont think I'll get into A finals this time (No Oguri)Have 710 stam 480 guts, can take 3 between: Deep breaths, Extra tank, Triple S, Corner recovery, Straightaway recovery to activate her unique. Triple S seems really good but is it a trap? I don't see it used much but to me it looks like it activates at the perfect time just as late race starts on the racetrack for it. Or is it already too late? Besides that the corner and straight recovs seem equally gambly. Then again Extra Tank just depends on when she starts to gas out. I guess I can take 3 whites as recovs but then she might gas out. Ideally I'd take Restless and Prof too on top of 2 more recoveries but I only have enough skillpoints for 3 whites and thats it.
>>554976997Bullied into botting
Mambots
Got 3 wins, no longer care.
>>554977085if you had heart and cared about your club your chart would look like this btw. you also dont even play this game.
>>554977039She lacks stamina either way, you're kinda cooked
Obsessed
I feel dumb as shit. I didn't know scenario link umas got more SP from career wtf
>>554977039The thing is SMaru or frontniggers never winJust build a pace that have front skills that could promote gamble or just make 3 endsLates will become victims to Cafe and Rudolf
CURSE YOU LOCALIZERS
HOWDYYY TORENA
does the order of my CM team matter
>>554977452No
>>554977363thats not localization
I will probably need a gold spark to prestige this vodka parent back to grass wonder rolling for something better on her
I've never had a winrate over 20% beforeGoldship managed 15%, would have been a few more without Oguri.My Taishin's dead in the water though, poor girl might have won twice if oguri and Golship weren't there. Today was an absolutely cursed day for taishin.
>>554977363tama a cute
The lion introduces his teenaged trainee to his adult girlfriend
>>554977363I would kms if the race cutscenes were like thisnot that I watch the races anyway
>>554977579How do I make a better taishin, assuming the game lets me have a good career tomorrow instead of making me fail a training at 100% Energy?
>>554977561umamusume just can't beat humans
>>554977683in this context it should be reining not reigning
>>554977579Taishin's funny in universe gimmick is that she's small but the other midget umas are fucking powerhouses. She needs to git gud
>>554977579>I've never had a winrate over 20% before>Goldship managed 15%stop doing graded league where the ceiling what you go against is infinite
>Obsessed
post ushimusume
>>554977797Even with 15-20% winrate across 3 aces it usually gets me to group A or B finals so the rewards are worth it.
>>554977728Long S, more mid race skills, don't get Guts boosting green skills, and don't make her a witlet
>>554977824milk truck arrive
I am here to announceSTAMINA IS A MEMEher 2nd/3rds were mostly to my other umasIf her mood is below normal though she chokes hard
>>554977186But its my absolute best run and I'm 99% sure I can't do any better than that run while also getting Long S. No borrows left too.>>554977304All I have is cards and umas for fronts.
>>554977824Gold City doesn't look like that
Umawesome
camera had me thinking 0 chance until .2s before pic
>>554977894I got the guts skill because I couldn't afford anything else. What should I drop to buy more midrace skills?
jerk off van arrive
>>554977824
>>554977908Skills?
>>554977992>Cafe using her shit when the race is overyeah, classic cafe
>>554977987poggu expert next
>>554977908>611 stamina>in a long CMI know it's the arima kinen but I'm pretty sure the last MEDIUM CM suggested more than that
>>554978036her ult is so similar to golshis yet can fire so insanely different spots. the races she won, she won pretty comfortably by being in 1st at the skip already
>>554978186>but I'm pretty sure the last MEDIUM CM suggested more than thatThat's because of murmur
>XXXyes please
>>554977993Don't get professor or it's on unless you get enough hints for them to cost near of below 300 SP, and run more optional races when you can for extra SPMoving Past is also a wit-dependent skill which with 400 wit won't proc very often
>/uma/ says over and over front can't win>Most of the time a front player posts they're winning?
>>554978215I benched my cafe, maybe toreina issue but her career feels insanely hard for no reason then in the actual CM matches she just chokes
>>554978186Blue juice is strong
>>554978312you are gaslighting like fuckgo back to the old thread when the CM first started and its 90% non-fronts posting
>>554978312they have suzuka
>>554978312If a front loses nobody can hear him because he's 6th 7th 8th (with a second oonige at 9th)
>>554978018>filenamekekMcQueen would be vastly improved if she was a titty monster. There is nothing more elegant than giant, massive milkers.
>>554978307Moving past proccing isn't the problem, it's that she's never in 6/5th place because she's dead last. What are the good midrace skills, Distance/Strategy corners and straigts?
>>554978312Survivorship biasThe frontfags losing every race have too much shame to post about their results
boioioioioiooong
>>554978307but Curvature can proc twice so surely thats worth double the cost
Daiwabros...I'm sorry, she can't do it =\
>>554978318cant say i really have trouble in her career, i just run late and win most of the time, cracked creek sometimes ruins the bonus at the end tho, that cunt. My 14.6k libra one had 50% WR for the cm by herself but sadly somehow fired no recov in the finals... Her affinity is also not great with ryan&dober. Plus needing wit on stam growth umas is just painful
Frontfags exist to proc everyone's NSM and Pump
>>554978312Fronts can't win unless they have a Suzuka
>>554978529Whatever skills are cheapest, the important part is getting as many as possible
do skills like maverick and sympathy always work in career?
>>554978647very nice cafe anon, better than the ones I made and I tried to make a lot
>>554978605It CAN proc twice but it's rare and demands high wit. Don't count on it
>>554978624Have you tried Angling and El's inherit while having more to power than WIT like a typical front?
>>554978312Fronts are the most consistent if built properly
>>554978816NTA but plancha doesn't work this CM
>>554978686Thanks. I'll give Taishin another try tomorrow, today was awful. My best run I lost the URA finale because I doubleclicked to cancel instead of using a clock.
>>554978818what does a "properly" built front runner look like
>>554978816not him but guaranteed skills (added triple 7s for pasa ult) on low wit is basedand nothing related but on low wit I would also want ignited spirit wit from an inherit
>watch as my uncapped speed 700 stam Ryan activates her pump hyperdrive and warps to the front and 1200 speed/900 stam/900 power golshis, taishins and end mayas can't catch herRemind me why that's balanced again? And can't Dober do the same thing?
>>554978905like suzuka small boobs sexo
>>554979048based.
>>554978872That was me with my last minute Golshi runs bwo... went 8 runs in a row without Spurt dropping from inspirations or bursts, then when I finally got Spurt from a burst the rainbows were trash. So I gave up and just threw the best half-assed Golshi I had into the cm
"this is a nightmare!" because I have 620 speed (>600) and the entropy check procced
>>554978816McQueen is a better inherit for fronts this CM. Honestly, fronts have no choice but to rotate McQueen and Pasa for their second inherit. NYOpera is going to fix this though by making fronts have no choice but to use her as their second guaranteed inherit.
>>554979092I gave up trying to inherit Spurt, it's too fucked to try for that and Long S in one game. The Sweepy Speed card borrow saved my sanity.
>>554978816>El's inheritWho the fuck started this devilish gaslight? Her skill only works on the final straight
>>554978708You mean Lone Wolf? Mav is the being the only strategy.Unrelated but as a late newfag who only has 2LB Kita, I made a fresh account and rerolled until I got MLB Nice Natie. I should've thought of that during KSB rerun. But I'll still lose because I don't have META trainees, so I guess I'm fucked either way.
>you mean something else the exact same? I dont know because im new. anyways heres a bunch of unrelated shit fuck off
>>554979397You don't need meta umas to win.
woo, looking okay for day 1. I was worried that somehow this runaway/front/pace setup would turn out to be actually fraudulent, so I prepared a gold ship just incase, but they never went below 3w/ticket so I just let em ride it out. I can't help but feel like it'll somehow all fall apart in round 2, but I'm pretty happy with these guys so far.
>>554979532adventures of 574
>get +10 wit event (reporter) >race before I got +5 guts but was > 700 speed (707 speed), entropy check I am in the matrix and now my speed is 808just have to figure out (in terms of thermodynamics/physics and equations, what the energy, turns, wit # all are)
>get around to reading Fine Motion's episodes>she doesn't get convenience storesEvery honse in this goddamn game is such a fucking caricature and I don't know why it keeps working on me
>>554979709
230 veteran isn't enough
>>554979532Very nice
>>554979763>fail witcheck (game knew I was going to take the 86% failure for gold ship card hint) >failed by summer camp rest to good from awful, then taking wit (failed in real life), gave me reporter next turn on wit >full energy, enter all corners for mood up roll
>>554979532>Gemini>When brocks still existedGo to sleep unc
Wow anons look at this 3* stam 3* long parent that I got!
"friction" should be a constant e which acts on speed when traversing a surface (along with resistance, of moving around in liquids such as water and air) when on the surface which equals (sigmaaa) delta e of speed and e should be a negative number in uma game and in real life
based gold ship hint came back for me, on a wit training (stats increase, no skill)
stamina siphon is worse than a gold velocity, isnt it
>gives you Gourmand
>>554980342spe love
and therefore friction in uma game could be the force moving turns forward, and speed is a binary number of 0 or 1, where, when sigma(upper = n for number of turns) speed = n when n = 0. maybe some bad turns can cause more friction, if you have to rec or go to the infirmary
5'11 vs 6'
little fan run real quick between borrow runs while I wait for 6 TP to recharge for my borrow
THEY KNOW BOTBOISYOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
>>554980769I hope they accidentally ban me despite never using any bots just so I can be free.
>>554978659Mayano is such a sex demonAnd I want her to drain me dry.
>these stats>burning spirit PWRI don't understand.
>>554979714why doesnt she get them?
>>554980769>Yes, eden botsWHAAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU TELLING ME ONLY A BOTTER AVERAGE 20M FANS A DAY????????? HOLY SHIT I NEED TO TELL ALL MY BUDDIES ON REDDIT THIS IS A BIG DEAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>554978659>>554978745im pumping alright
>>554980886You posted this last thread
>enters your lobbyheh.... leave xoguri to me
>>554979889>>554979709>>554980108>>554980485i dont like the kind of posters that show up here at night
>>554981113>no 3 fav
>>554981071>nooooo stop exposing our clan faggotry!! ur reddit!Clanker.
>>554981113>no. 3 fav
>>554981110I didn't but I'm not surprised it's a common sentiment.
I kinda like the Meek guy. He keeps to himself
HOW ARE THEY NOT PUTTING HER IN THE GAME?THEY REALLY JUST WASTE ABSURD ADVERTISEMENT LIKE THAT?
>>554981306they don't have permissions
>>554980886I had like an arena streak for 2 years in Fire Emblem Heroes and this bitch Gullveig was released that could move like 8 times a turn that I couldn't contend with anymore. I got so tilted I uninstalled. Leaving a gacha is always a melancholy relief
There is a guy in JP who is so F2P btw he doesn't even spend carats, and races in Open off of free pulls and event cards.
spark farming pinks on el condor pasa is cancer
>>554981306this but soccer boy
>>554981348even if they could get them, pay the butler is fucking nobody. it's one of the funniest instances of history not being kino in the franchise.
>>554980970Only depends on highest average team stat, so you probably clicked a lot of up arrows on power. Explosion location largely doesn't matter and just dumps a bunch of team stats into everything. I'm a frontfag so I had to look into how this works so I can consistently farm burning wit on parent runs.
>>554981457The spark reroll is literally the only thing I'll pay for
>>554980970It's based on how many cherries you pop on each training
>>554981348Retard, they literally made her in the anime, they have permission. In gacha terms, she literally just came out in the source material. We're not gonna see her for over a year. The next dozen umas are already planned out.
>>554981306The chinks should add her to THAT
>>554981549>Retard, they literally made her in the anime, they have permissionanon, she's not even using her real name
>>554981530I clicked on wit more than half the time.
>>554981549obey your master is not a horse
>>554981487Wait she's sitll not in the game? What the fuck, man.
>Don't lewd le umas because le owners can get mad.Oh yeah? What if I lewd the horses that don't have irl owners?
>>554981597actually he is, but he was named after the umaalso he's a gelding now
>>554981549Obey is donut steel, not a real horse
>>554981645If they add her, don't expect it to be with that design
>>554976927How can she proc so many skills wtf
>>554981453thats so based i dont even believe its possible. his soul is too pure to exist in this realm.
>>554981674https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001318962/
>>554981306Pay the Butler / Obey Your Master is a jobber who averages 4-6th place in all his G1 races, most of which are American. He's literally only famous for jobbing on Oguri in the Japan Cup.
>>554981838>jobbing on*dabbing on
>>554981838Anon there's a couple ultra-jobbers in uma musume already, poor excuse
keyword detectedgoing to make a post
Adopt, don't shop.
>>554981870thanks anon, i'm not hip on all this groovy lingo
>>554981674Confusion Lewds when?
>>554981875name 3
>>554977039The only recovery really worth considering this CM is Swinging Maestro since it's cheaper and easier to gather hints for than Restless and you need Creek to hit your stam target anyway. This CM doesn't have a reliable way to time Kiss for speed carryover; the BofA CAN go off at the right time, but it can also trigger too early or too late to even do its own job. Extra Tank/Adrenaline Rush is universally useless since your uma will always delay her spurt before it triggers; they would need to up the threshold to at least 40% for it to be viable. Pic related is my S Maru, which is sitting at 15%. My Goldship took some races from her, so the number could be higher, but too much weaker and she's not really viable. Based on your post I would consider intentionally getting relegated to B group and trying for that final rather than risk elimination in round 2. Also train Goldship as your last minute panic ace, she's much easier to build.
If my oshi was a cat she'd be the type that'd hate being touched 80% of the time and meow at me only when she wants food (but it'd be a very cute meow that I would listen to on loop). God I love cats so much...
>>554977304Cafe I get but why Rudolf?Is she supposed to be built with stam eater and late/end debuffs?
>>554982142shame you dont love (or even play) this game you fat fuck
>554982142Damn I didn't know Sweepy could auto-post to 4chan now.
>>554977304>fronts never winlol
>>554982086not him but how did you take that screenshot with perfect margins
>>554982323Its magic, you see.
>>554982059Haru (obviously)sounds of earthgold city
Air Shakur is right, I will take responsibility and marry Fine Motion. You all go on without me, bros...
>>554981794>Mare when character is stallion>Named after Unity Cup was released.Fraud.
>>554982453Windows Snipping Tool.
carly rae jepson (left earbud) and laying down fan run
>>554982515same thing happened to little meek...
>>554982515>>554982592*happy meekalso happy meek if she real is a gray horse while uma meek is a white uma
irl happy meek (not me) is a fraud
how do i build long umas without kneecapping my unity team?
Licking Shinko Windy's feet clean! It takes 3 hours
IT IS FRIDAY NIGHT AGAIN WHAT ARE WE DRINKING LISTENING GRINDING VIBINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O44r1_NZ8ZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3RAbNhVJQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqBFjh-fyHYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjhfIDTNElEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DugaZiG0HQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je5R-9bZNE4
>>554982774it's actually after midnight so it's saturday now
threw a run because i didnt wanna buy skills before finals :)1150 speed 850 stam wasnt enough for 3400 softhow much stam does late need? i dont trust umalator anymore...
>>554976748>No Taishin>No XOguri>No Dober>Not enough Long sparks to go aroundGive it to me straight bros, do I just skip this CM? I've got no clue what I can even build
streaming uma game again by next wednesday so that takes care of Q4 this months scheduel
We all made Group A right? There's no one here who couldn't even get 3 wins in round 1?
>>554982860seiun sky and suzuka to scam wins
>>554982860did you participate in the previous long CM?Recycle.
>>554982860you're way too late to be thinking about building shit. you're lucky you can just throw your libra aces in and probably get okay results.
>>554982774its saturday night already
>>554982860just recycle what you used last time
>>554982860Borrow a Dober parent and build Goldship.
Did (you) roll for Notorious Incel, Tamamo Cross?
>>554982903One problem: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE SUZUKA>>554982958>>554982905>>554982979They got me 0-5
>>554982991i-i-it aint that small! oguri told me so...
>>554981306Once a horse has been OCified he's never coming to the game. Japanese ouji-sans only want real horses with real names in the game itself, spinoff media is fine but the game itself is sacred. Azur Lane also shot themselves in the foot in Japan by including too many sakura paperships actually naval otaku don't have any time for.
>>554982991waiting for free rolls
>>554983075who did you run
>>554982275You may be confusing me for another poster, anonchama. The thought of "adopt don't shop" immediately makes me think of cats and imagining my uma oshi as a cat brings me great joy.
>>554983108>Once a horse has been OCified he's never coming to the game.kin'iro ryotei
>>554982774https://soundcloud.com/lookatcurren/can-you-hear-my-voice
>>554982860Just metaslave a golshi and get your participation 'rats
>>554983154Gold Ship, Cafe, and Ass Wonder. I can barely scrape together A-ranks so not a single one is A+ so stats are middling and the skills aren't all there
>>554983108>Once a horse has been OCified he's never coming to the game.bro, your montjeu?
>>554982991yes
>>554983108>but the game itself is sacred.I think you view the JP community of this game a bit incorrectlyit's not viewed as some holy sacred entity, uma merch sits right next to giant boobie figures all the same
>>554982892worst chiyo poster
>>554983229I was gonna comment that too, but I think what he means is the original design wouldn't make it, which was the case for Broye -> Montjeu too.
>>554983304yeah, he should've specified thatit also means that soccer boy will have a different design (unfortunately)
>>554983108hmmmmm
>>554983415WHY THE FUCK WAS SEASON 1 SO UGLY?
>>554983180mob umas dont count
>>554983262SEX
>>554983180>>554983229>NPC prisonI wasn't clear enough in my first post, they won't come to the game as trainees, which is what people usually mean when they say "X when?" in this context anyway.
>>554980342Awwww cute lil supesharu uiiku
>>554983481no budget, everyone was ugly
I got a B+ run for the first time in months. On TP30 juice.I'm flatlining starting tomorrow
>>554983369dicta striker actually has a high quality design that meets the same standards as any in-game character, unlike broye and kin'iro ryotei. if they added soccer boy, i would bet (a small amount of money) that they'd actually keep it.
>>554983481cygay gave S1 a shoestring budget because they thought it would flop
I keep getting Long S on lowroll runs
Has anyone had any success with Cafe?I feel like mine is lackluster and could only snatch a few winsWas Ryan/Dober uniques and 750 stam a gaslight all along?
I'M GONNA CLICK IT
>>554983626uuungh give me norn and marchi dont like march's suit though
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF* i feel refreshed
>>554983626I know that broye is just uma lady oscar and ryotei is just a recolor of one of the anime mobs, but bro they changed buena's and orf's design, I wouldn't take that bet in a million years
>>554983752Do it faggot and post results.
>>554983695
>>554983752ANON N-
show me your winnig lates
>>554983276best*
>>554983795>>554983842My team fucking sucks.
>>554983763God that little slut, I wanna drink my tea from her cups.
>>554983806Cute mares!
>>554981645>>554981487Doesn't he have the same owner as Stay gold? it's only a matter of time
>Hotsprings ticket on my very first Oguri careeroh i see
>>554983767it's not like those aren't also extremely dated designs by the current standards of the game.
For how half-assed my team (Golshi doesn't have Spurt and Oguri doesn't have NSM) is they're doing decently well for themselves, most proud of Biwa grabbing a couple of wins for herself as a Late with the Christmas outfit as a giant cope
>>554984082by that logic spe's design is also extremely dated
Spe's default outfit should have been the SUPREME CHUD of Japan alt she got
>>554984182it is. special week would not look the way she does if she were designed and released today.
>>554984406I wonder what they would change exactly. Her design is basic but frankly Oguri's design is even more basic and she's the face of the series currently.
>>554984495oguri is just jannu and they can't change jannu
>Neicha actually jobbed in the G3 for her secret eventFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWhy must early Charming always come at a cost...
>>554984156Does XOguri without a frontrunner teammate really need NSM? what are you bouncing NSM off of?
Listened to my guts, did a tennie... and we're winning so hard!
>another day of failed Dailies
rape
>>554984693this guy >>554984651 took your pulls
>>554984651Is it as small as they say...?
>>554984630someone else's front runner. if there is no front runner, then she probably got pace promoted, so she wins anyways.if she didn't get pace promoted, the other pace chaser.
>>554977039maestro or restless since they both always activate before late race race, maestro is cheaper but you'll have to bring creek/rice instead of another witcard
>>554984773it's even smaller! It's perfect
>>554984630Contingency in case she doesn't land the pace promotion mostly, I have Nimble Navigator on her and it's helped her win a few times but I never could land the triple crown of Long S, NSM and the right recoveries. Groundwork and Shake it Off are at the bottom of her skill list
>>554983108I don't think japanese princes are a thing, anon
>>554984082>>554984182Having more overdesigned umas doesn't make the older ones "obsolete."
>>554985004you do realize that japan has a royal family, right?
time to super creek a new TTs long ace... with my new lvl 3 star unlock super creek...
>>554985040but naruhito only has a daughter
>>554984758he didn't take a damn thing from me
is this .png a virus or something
>>554985115>200 before the free pulls
crazy how in the unity cup scenario, she wont remember the team name if you dont have the hara card, because without the card in your deck she doesnt have a soul in that career run
>>554981773all stolen
im going to try to get guts unity spark on super creek for my TTs, and stam spark on rice shower for TTs, both long, because super creek with replenish her stamina and give rice shower more of a boost
Logi Mambo is running in 7 minutes
>>554985152One thing lead to another...also that's a very cute looking uma
>>554982991Yes and she is even cuter (and poorer) in game. I need to cherish her even more now
3D thermodynamics
>>554981453the guy who has been f2p no spend since launch and currently has 34 sparks saved uphttps://x.com/umamsume
Tamamo Cross is evil
Mating press Bitter Grass until she gets pregnant
>>554985651holy ears
>>554985823okay...
>>554985651damn maybe i'll remake it without the bgm
>>554985651>>554985809is it me or are these super quiet
>>554985862I am starved for choco umas...
You always complain about rape but if you just do this simple trick you can make any uma cum her brains out on the spot and turn her brain into silly strings!
>>554985957head scratches
>>554982860Topgun, Goldship Tachyon with alot of power
>>554985957This works
>>554985957Complain? You act like-Oh I see. Its like that. Right. Oh nooo the raped so horrible! Ahhh how terrifying! I hope an uma never rapes me!
>>554985823This makes a lot of sense. I think it's the right course of action.
alright bros, jumping right into tamamo cross for this CM, what parents/uniques do I bring? Ryan's? Triumphant Pulse?
Tama still uses public payphones.
>>554985957that's not how it works
>Lost to a late golshiI want to kill myself.
>gets BROCKED and gets 6th on the Japan Cup (Classic)>gets BROCKED and gets 8th on the Japan Cup (Senior)sometimes, God just hates your Uma...
https://jiggie.fun/(I)_-_(I)https://jiggie.fun/(I)_-_(I)https://jiggie.fun/(I)_-_(I)
>>554985152Kissing Still on the lips
>Long S>Capped speed with usable stats elsewhere >No skill inherits, hints and blue bubbles gave me nothing noteworthyThe monkey paw curls...
>>554986205wutNot even an endshi?
I got 3 (of 4) bursts on guts so far :)
>>554986279Nope, a late surger. He got OYL, pump and NSM and despite having 1320 speed I couldn't catch him.
>>554981453>Some brownoid who was proud of being F2P told me "you lose if you spend" real money to buy carats>Meanwhile Japan has someone playing without spending free carats
>>554986181But it do
stop that...
My only 3* umas are Rudolf, Suzuka and CafeWhat kind of team should I make for CM before it's gone? My current team with them is hot garbage and need to try to remake it asapMy Gold Ship doesn't have her own gold recovery yet so I haven't tried training her
I wonder how many people are confused when they see win QED go off
But can Tama survive childbirth?
>>554986396If I rape her so she can get social benefits as a single mother does it count as rape, prostitution, or a favor?
>>554986445are you that YouTuber
>>554986486She would get mad at you for assuming otherwise
>>554985957this is like those kind of scripted self defense which would only work if the uma is cooperative. In the real world an uma who is set on raping yoy would probably never let you put your hands on their head or ears in the first place. It's like thoes kind of self defense classes women take to make themselves feel safe but at the end of the day any untrained male can easly over power then and pin them down simply due to the physical difference. You are like thoes women if you think you can effectively defend yourself from an uma trying to get inside your pants
>>554985957uma ear RAPE
>>554986217 (Me)>went on to lose EVERY race of the Unity FinalsGod genuinely saw me getting turn 2 Charming and decided I was not allowed to have anything else go right for the rest of the run...
>>554986483None because the only one who looks at the alternate outfit is you
>>554986512This anon is 5' tall
>>554986169Oguri Cap would NEVER say this.
>malnourished >midget>small hipsyou're a get nagisa'd
>>554986510I like it when gets mad.
4 busts on guts
>>554986398just borrow a rice or creek for maestro and run golshi anyway, she's really, really easy to train for this cm. inherit a ryan/dober unique and spurt and you're good to go
>>554986495all 3 at the same time
>>554985957This would never work, that's like if a girl was going to be raped and their choice of self defense is to start performing fellatio on her attacker. You are just going to make the Uma more turned on and be more rough and animalistic with you
5 bursts on guts! I love setting goals and achieving them
What is your honest opinion about Duramente?
>>554986826I hate that motherfucker
Holy KINO
I got ignited SPD
my kingu forever
Boyfucker game
>>554986826My wife. (I allow her to fuck other uma's wives.) >>554986862
>>554986826bigger tits than kitasan
>>554986619i dont like when tama gets madi feel like its the least interesting thing about her but they made it her main role in the group dynamic
>>554986579That's odd, I tested it with a friend in a room match and they said it was the Christmas outfit, either it works differently in CM lobbies or they were just wrongStill fun to have her do her normal version's victory animations with the Christmas outfit and see her race in it despite Cygames' best effort to make Christmas Biwa as unviable as possible in the CM right after she's released
>>554986923so?
I can't take Tamamo cross serious she looks like a damn shoe
Groundwork pace Daiwa managed to pace promote once, hit the rocket, but the one who triggered the rocket was my own cafe who proceeded to absolutely fucking destroy her.Not sure what I'm gonna do.Could keep sending DaiwasCould make a Rudy End CloserCould bring a debuffer to fuck with minmaxxersbrain is scrambled, but at least I qualified for R2 GA
>They can't tard wrangle Brianwew
>>554986993>she looks like a damn shoe?????
>>554986169Oguri does too tho.
So who the fuck is Kitasan Black?
>>554986993she looks her worst when shes using the shared animations that were made for urara and top gun
>>554980745Did you make anything with Shinko Windy?
I jorked and nutted 4 time to Cafe AI slop in the last 30 minutes, I think I suffer from premature ejaculation, I can't keep it in no matter even if I stop stroking
>>554986509I do nyot knyow what you are talking about
>>554976748LICK
>>554987106Try four more, one after another. You need to keep investigating your body's current state.
>>554987106And you ain't sharing the slop?Fag
>>554987058With the way her outfit is set up and the texture it makes me thing of shoes like this, the placement of the lightning bolt also does it
>>554987295her old design is still the best design desu
>>554987106It's ok anon. It just means Cafe is way too sexy for her own good. (She is)
>>554986906This is hotter than I expected
DAMN I fucking suck at longs! my TTs super creek has maestro + curvature, capped speed 640 stam an 800 power though the game gave me everything but I didnt get stats at all for some reason
>>554986826Hate. We love Kitasan here.
i saw tamamo bring an empty Tupperware into the school cafeteria when everyone was looking away she put her school lunch into it she stood up and went to ask for seconds
Still Round 1 so I'll likely get a chance for a proper podium, I'm just glad to see Cafe net a few wins. Adding in the guy who got second because this bwo was doing a Suzie rabbit strat with front XOguri. In all honesty, wish that guy won, hope he does well with it.
>>554986826better than kitasan in every possible way
>>554987456i do this at buffets
>>554987456I saw a conversation today where she says that narita is too greedy and that everyone should be limited with their school lunches, though
>>554985957Just like cats, if you scratch just above an uma's tail she'll go heart pupils and become perfectly obedient. If you don't want to be raped, you can escape it by employing this tactic and then fingering her umanko to pacify her. By the 3rd climax she should have lost all of her strength and will collapse to the floor and pass out. At that point you can safely report the incident to Director Akikawa and she'll send a retrieval team to have the problem student "delt with".
>>554986826don't have any opinions about the bitch who died to leg break imo
>>554987357My Creek got 3 wins running this deck. I did a semi poverty run. Didn't even realize the Riko was ass until the career was done.
>>554986826She's very pretty and I plan on rolling for her
I would like to raise a family with Tama-chan
>>554986862Kita..
>>554987581not cool dude
>>554987104I really only do feet and size stuff. I feel like shit if AI does everything.
How do you do, fellow umamusume fans?Don't mind me, just posting a Daiwa Scarlet picture, here in the umamusume thread.
>>554986826way more interesting than Kitashart
>>554987589lmao I thought that image was my super creek for a sec I ran marvellous wit card on the run today though
>>554987675Too small. Get out faker
How many extra races should you run in a typical Oguri career
>Lobby with 2 pace, 1 late, 6 ends>The late is a RyanRyan player didn't get the memo of mutating her into an end, rough.
>>554987581Kitansan would say this but have her live rent free inside her head 24/7
>>554987675tits not nearly fat enough
>3-5-4-4Goldship is still more consistent than my endguri, I blame the dumb conditional heals
>>554987736as many as you want so long as (if you are learning her) you train guts at least 10 times starting from turn 2 minimum because you will get crazy stats every time anyway
>>554977750Tama blackmailing her trainer for more lunch money after catching him in a compromising position
Kitasan KWAB and KWABmente both jobbed and kneeled to River Light anyway
the super creek that I just got is 2-0 against my TTs creek in practise races so far...
*thinks about it*
sometimes it feels like hoguri's unique is almost useless and straight up worse than a regular velocity unique
I think you should eat your vegetables.
3W: >>5549873570W: >>554987714why? both are S apt for their style, have relevant skills, firm conditions and prof of curvature
>>554987923
Rice is so filthy that she becomes unrecognizable once she finally takes a bath
>>554977750>Tamamo threatens to leak the photo of me at the Onsen when my towel fell offWe suffer from the same problem... If you know what I mean
is stam eater the new swinging maelstrom
>>554987923Yada.
>>554988076I actually got stamina siphoned by a Taishin today. I was pissed
My Spe that I had since release day, never won a single CM race, suddenly locked the fuck in during Sagittarius
taishin testuu!
>>554987829I counter offer with marriage
>>554987106Keep jorking until you almost die from cardiac arrestcall itedging for life
>>554988079EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES, BRIAN
>>554988130Fuck yeah, dude! I actually got bodied by a Summer Spe today. I've seen a lot of Goldship and Kwanzaa Oguris but there's a ton of people running all kinds of shit
fuck yeah dude! *penis handshakes you*
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>fast learner run>no SNot like this...
>>554988053How rude. Rice smells like flowers.
>>554988408My phone is charging
>>554988450yeah like rafflesia
I wish I could run more CMs all night long... It's so exciting...
>>554988408I have 4chan on the left, uma on the right and my video player in the center
>>554988519here you go
>>554988650hehCute!
>>554986826cute and sexy autist
I've never taken it before. Does Passing Pro tend to actually reliably proc on a pacer?
>>554988408to post this unicorn
>>554988076if you're an end closer on a long course, yes.
>>554988450>Rice smells like flowers.Yeah, corpse flowers>>554988408I've been completely burnt out on this game for months, spark farming has reaped the light from my eyes too many times>>554988519This game is available on steam too dummy
Imagine being a human boy in a umamusume world. Pic is you and which Uma?
>>554988408I don't want to make Haru Urara parents for next CM
>>554988826Mechanical Vapor
>>554988790I don't want to install kernel level anti-cheat...
>bandwagon uma bandwagons with the most witless reply you've ever seenTypical.
Is this an ok deck for Tamamo Cross?
what if my 90% win rate gets ruined tomorrow
>goal: 30 fans to go if I werent so greedy I would rq but I gave a toughness for this
>>554988958overconfidence is a
lost kinen 1 easiest give-up in my life. I hate long horses. theres your 2 long horse runs for the day thank fuck
>>554988940I had dog shit luck and ended up needing 4 speed 1 friend, 1 stam. I instinctively hit wit on bad turns anyway but that may work for you. I like seeing Meek at the URA and Kiryuin gives wit
>>554988907Do you think they have a different anti-cheat for computer users or something? I'm pretty sure the same game and anticheat...
>>554989024half a post from a half aborted person
>>554989173I have already accepted my phone is a spy device and treat it accordingly. I want to avoid installing such things on my PC whenever possible.
>>554989113oh damn, I didn't roll the SSR Sweep card
>>554989297My favorite characters are end Closers. Honestly, the SR it's better for most circumstances especially here since Tamamo doesn't need spurt.
luna's fuzzy ears...
kingu's first-rate sweat...
>2/3 aces are on borderline stamina>bad mood>bad mood>bad mood
>>554988948you should be tanking to avoid giga whale finals
>>554989364Who else are you running this CM along Tamamo? I'm thinking of bringing Narita Taishin and maybe XOguri
>>554987893Do not think about it!
>>554988790>I've been completely burnt out on this game for months, spark farming has reaped the light from my eyes too many timesI feel like a lot of players are like this. If they fast track spark reroll in 1st anni in March uma is going to have a resurgence.
>>554983481Kemono Friends-tier budget.
>>554989449WR matchmaking isn't real
American ASS
>>554988408Because I did my five borrows, my TT runs, my daily races, my Legend Races, donated shoes, requested shoes, and went 0-15 with my CM tickets hours ago.
>>554989653
>two flatlining club members suddenly requesting shoes multiple times a day OK I did only want everyone to do their daily TTs
>>554989572Base Late Surger Oguri and Creek because I only run themed teams. It's going pretty well
Patriotic Uma Butt
society if spreadsheets allowed clickable buttonsI swear in primary/high school, excel (so sheets.google) used to let you type "" to autofill from the column above. this, so that you could just +1 all of the counts
>>554990030based
>fuck around to see if I can make witmaxxed endguri with 4 wit card + shakurT-Thanks... Now I can make a 9* wit
>no one is requesting or donating in the club>type "oh btw you need 5k club points for the upcoming anniv shop">everyone starts requesting and donating
>>554990140pog
>>554990140Cap as in captivating at slumber parties, where she holds court with her delightfully wry commentary on all manner of topics
>>554990140Please tell me you made an end closer oguri
cap as in pretending to play the game
nishishi
So did any botters get banned or was the Cygames notice just intimidation tactics?
>>554990196based
>>554990343Teio is so devilish...
>>554990382Cygames bans in waves.How it worked in Granblue is they put out the notice, and anyone who still used third party programs was flagged, and banned after a big event.
>>554990382First is a formal warning, second is a ban wave
>>554990196my hero
>>554990439How much time since the warning until bans?
>>554990294This didn't hit speedcap and no Long S so glue. Though I already have one with 26% winrate in CM. This was just an attempt to improve her because the heals conditions are whack and inconsistent
>>554990472Depends. Just whenever they feel like it. They could do it after the paid selectors coming up. They could do it on the 16th and fuck clubs over. They've done this in Granblue for the equivalent of the club leaderboards.
>>554990448I HATE CURREN
hi umadacchis
Thus far my winningest horse is my end closer Mihono Bourbon.
>>554990546Doing it after the paid selectors would be absolutely devious
>>554990546>They could do it after the paid selectors coming up.i could 100% see them doing this to get a last hit on the botters money. I got banned in grub august 30th 2024, right after summer scamchas ended and 1week before gw
>>554990627
>>554990627hi
horse ears head scratches ^o^
>>554990569BASED LAISU
>>554990756
>>554990627Hello Tama
>>554990569Rice HERO would not say such things.
I just lost my chance at a 3/5 to a pair of Oguris Cap. BUT... even ahead of those two, there was somebody's Nice Nature. I don't mind this.
>>554990627Good evening.
>Aaaaaaaaaa>I spent my trainer test coins not realizing i could still get the reward for fi>Finishing my current run>Wouldve had enough for the rainbow shard. . .A trainer in my club just bricked himself
>>554990627hey buddy how ya doin
>14-6this cm feels more gamblecore than usuali am also yet to see a hannucap win, although i’ve only seen them as pace
>>554990627You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
>>554991038Most of the ones I've seen were built ineffectively. I did manage to beat one that looked like a monster though, so who knows.
>>554986349OguriInTheCountryside.wemb
Can you die from jorking it too much? Like, I am getting the urge to do it again for Cafe
I just met my first Fine Motion, and got my butt kicked by her. She did not look particularly strong, but you know how this game is.
Why is Mayano so hard to increase friendship for her stamina card? I need the stamina now, not for senior summer camp.
I am going to B lmaoI am just not made for long CMsI'll probably win B finals like last time but I just can't reach with A>goldshipNo
Keep it in your pants nigger, no one cares.
>>554991240Why isn't her pussy visible
Dude. Come on now. Pace chaser sparks? I was almost over this.
>>554991240I think it's more likely that you'll die if you don't. You should definitely go for it.
Masturbate to Sweepy
>>554991240i vaguely remember hearing about some dude who died after wanking it 14 times in a row
End Closer Bourbon has just defeated a Miracle Cap for the first time. I think.
I love how cute and small tamtam is
>>554991038if no fronts, mine wins
KekUrara is unintentionally funny
I started playing recently but I didn't get the Kitasan card, which was apparently a very big deal.Should I just quit on this game? Try again when it comes back?
I went to the uma station last nightuuuuuuuuuuuuu umadacchi
>>554991421Oh fuck when I was 15 years younger I whacked it 13 times in 1 day. To think I was 1 away from dying...
>>554991490urara front makes absolute kino races
>already facing triple S whalesSorry endbros
>>554991481did you build her as a front pacer?
>>554991481mine overtook both smaru and seiun during the midrace lol
>>554991490MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINO
>>554991502You should just play. Becoming a top competitor in this game is a painful grind. Play this casually and save your competitive urges for games that are worthy of them.
>>554991558post seiun and suzuka stats
>>554991502It's never coming back 2bdesuIf you have holidays Oguri and the Mayano speed card MLBd, you can continue playing, if you rerolled there. If you have neither I guess you can play but you will never be competitive unless you know what you're doing, it's okay to not play and come back in March to ask again.
This is how tight she is ToT
>>554991324Rice wouldn't say this
>>554991453Tamamo is the cutest.
>>554991684NTA but rental decks eventually become a thing right?
>>554991821Maybe next year, yes
>>554991502kitasan black isn't really very important in the upcoming scenario, and when the scenario after that begins, you'll get to roll on a couple extremely good speed cards.
>>554991638>Becoming a top competitor in this game is a painful grind.It sure sounds like it.I don't even want to be a TOP competitor, I just want to know if I'll have anything to do once I finish the single player content. >>554991684What happens in March?
>>554991079and how are you today Mirasol
>>554991910>I just want to know if I'll have anything to do once I finish the single player content.No, you won't. This is endless PVP grind.
Dirt shoe stealing whore
I won two races!
>>554991910>What happens in March?A new scenario starts, see >>554991890 by the time the new scenario ends if you don't have Kitasan you can roll for Tachyon and you will be able to continue playing.Don't quit, just make this your secondary gacha, do your dailies, play some careers, save your carats then become active again by the time MANT starts, and save for Tachyon speed.
>>554991329It's good for OG Maruzensky if you want to make her a pace chaser I guess?
>>554991953You can do that with or without the best cards though. It's kinda interesting to try to win the B finals or stay in the top Team Trials group, even if your cards aren't great. And to the extent that that's boring, well, grinding to do extremely well with the best cards is surely also boring.
What the fuck is up with Cafe's ult? This shit just shoots randomly on the track wherever.
>>554991890OK sounds good, thanks Anon.>>554991953Isn't there some kind of... babby league for sub-optimal umas or whatever?>>554992013>just make this your secondary gacha,This is the only gacha I've ever downloaded kekBut yeah I like your idea, I'll play this for a few minutes daily, see how much I like it.
>>554992098it procs mid race doesn't it
>>554990546I'm asking about how long it took in Granblue
>>554992013>secondary gacha,I would like to believe that no one who has tasted this genre would be so foolish as to want to partake of it a second time. But I know that that is not the way of humankind
>>554992139It procs anywhere second half so it can proc right when you hit the finish line
>>554992118Doing mediocre and not even winning in the graded league will give you much much better parricipation rewards than winning in the Open league.
>>554992118>Isn't there some kind of... babby league for sub-optimal umas or whatever?Sub-optimal doesn't exist. You have to optimize your B uma in open league so you can club seals or become the seal to get clubbed by another seal clubber.
>>554991324i carewe should jork it often and announce when we jork so we can time our cummies together
>>554992118open league has an incredibly low stat cap, so you can compete pretty much no matter how bad your cards are by minmaxing with a calculator. the rewards are than graded b finals, but it is more fun.
>>554992098What? Her ult is insanely consistent in how it fires off>midrace onwards>as soon as you reach 4-6th place>no overtaking/fighting reqs>no straight/corner reqs
>>554992190The people who play multiple gachas mostly do the story ones with low downtime for gameplay, shit like FGO. The real degenerates play multiple grindfests like Genshit and Grubble.
>>554992098im gonna shoot randomly into cafe's shadow umanko
I have definitely fucked up my head and gotten bodily sick from jerking off to much
>>554992118>Isn't there some kind of... babby league for sub-optimal umas or whatever?Yeah as others are saying there is one but it also lends itself toward painfully picky crafting of just the right horsies. But it's there and you might like it. Also, there is a losers' tier in the hardcore league where you can compete with other losers for all but the best possible trophy, which can also be fun. (That is where I generally end up.)
why did tachyon just invite herself into suzuka's concert after not even racing
>>554992098>>554992139Second half of the race, and it procs whenever she's between 4th and 6th. I love Cafe but I dislike having to mutate her as an end even if that's where you benefit more from Stamina Siphon and such. The biggest issue is that sometimes, Cafe will not properly move the fuck up getting into that second half, so she sometimes gets 6th at random moments, meaning that ult can proc anywhere between middle of the race to final corner to 100m from the finish line.
>>554992437why isnt her pussy visible?
Cafe is a spooky girl don't make her smile too much
Should I get Swinging Maestro or Stamina Siphon with these stats? They cost the same SP from hints
speaking of tachyon i saw her a lot in my cm matches todayvery strange!
>>554992437fuarking kino
>>554992454was her pussy visible? >>554992460neither of those anons but I bet that its "between 4th and 6th" so that she doesnt get to teleport to 5th place to proc her ultimate, like many others (oguri, nice nature). yeah it could be bad to teleport to 5th
>>554992484A white recovery would be plenty. Whichever white is cheaper of the two
>>554992437If Oguri is Kazuma and Tama is Majima who are Creek and Inari One?
>>554992484You're set on any kind of gold, homie. You'd even be good with a white, but for maximum fun, Stamina Siphon to mess with staminalets.
>>554992236>so you can club seals or become the seal to get clubbed by another seal clubber.I don't like this metaphor...>>554992230>>554992295>>554992440I see.Well, for better or worse the game seems pretty heavy on the RNG so I might be able to steal some wins here and there, that should be fun for memes.
why do i still play this game
super menstruation always barefoot
>>554991592yea even my own good ends don't have a chance promote+a&s>>554991597i mighta beat one or two fronts but usually w/o promote, cafe or tam take the lead and win
>>554992437Why not just mod yakuza with their models and play this scene? You know there is uma models for yakuza right?
force indogs to eat unrecyclable plastic waste for £72
>>554992746I didn't make it anon
this CM is just a humiliation ritual for anyone who did not wanna pull for fucking alts
How do you guys use Riko? Do you exhaust all her events immediately or keep them for as long as possible to counter a mood down if it happens?
>>554992863ur golshi? ur taishin?
>theory/pro-observation: entropy results in a spiral because, as n approaches 0 (entropy), the plane is rotated towards the wall>and also progress is a straight line. so it goes in a spiral as the plane rotates around the point (which is order or position - the position going towards 0)
>>554992879Try to keep one for late senior year because the game just loves to fuck me at the last moment
>>554992879There's something wrong with this gif...
So which one is better, pace, late or end oguri/xoguri?
>>554992879I leave her at around 3/5 by Senior year so I can find enough turns to finish it
>>554992879i use her to skip a turn when there's nothing else good to do, or to counter mood downssometimes i will use her for a mini-rest before summer or some shit, and i'll use her to replace rests if i haven't finished her chain by late senior year
>>554992997front
>>554992879I mostly save them for when they are needed. I also occasionally use them as compromise options when there doesn't seem to be anything else very good to do on a turn. I am not an expert.
>>554992879i keep 2 at senior year just incase
>>554992997Pace. my Late consistently ate SHIT. The only ones I've seen win have been pace promote or pacers that overtook a front for rod. The only one I've seen eat shit harder than my late was an End. My fucking Longka beat it...
>>554992879I try to use 3 of her events before senior year then use one before the second summer and then save the last one
>>554993031i forgot to mention you can treat her as a mini-rainbow, and she synergizes well with spirit bombs since she reduces energy consumption
>>554992680By the way the real Umamusume endgame is jigsaw puzzles.
>oissu>ikuyooooooooooooo
>>554992863I'll get a chuckle if this means people pull for New Year Opera knowing how prominent she is as a parent/ace.>>554992879Empty turn but energy is at 50% or lower? Rest. But empty turn where I have ~70% energy? Use Riko. Always save one Riko turn after second summer since I try to roll for big speed hits or I'm doing shit that risks a mood down and I need to mood back up with some energy.
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>554993121YOSH, IKUYO*Crashes and burns at the Legend race*
>>554993054what's rod
>>554992879Depends on what deck I'm running.Wit heavy? I use them exclusively when there are no rainbows available and I'm not full on energy.Deck without any wit? I pepper them in when I can, usually opting to try to use them to immediately get mood back to max, or when a well rested would be partly wasted. I use them sooner rather than later for the most part in this kind of deck because the stats are nice earlier while they feel less attractive in later years.
i rely on great mood for my 901 stam and 601 guts speed bonus...
chat where is she i’m starting to get worried
>>554993345
>>554993345soon
Brian should>start eating her vegetables>call her mother more often >stop being a menace for her caring sister and student concil friends>be nicer to Maya and play more often with her
>>554993545YAMEROOOOOO
>>554992997End XOguri is a direct upgrade from Goldship if built well, but hitting long S + no condition heals + spurt + midrace skills is like lightning in a bottle
The squad did well
>>554993604AND NO MORE BLASTING LINKING PARK AND LIMP BIZKIT DURING WHILE GETTING INTO THE PADDOCK
>>554993734
>>554993345Look around underneath Vega. She has to be somewhere in that area in order to admire it.
>>554993779CHOCOLATE STARFISH BABYYYYYY
>>554993779How can she be so cool and mature...
look at this brutal mogginglook at the size of those flappers
This championship shit fucking sucks for a new player. Like I get why but still
>>554993784this is no laughing matter
>>554993956you can stick to open league until you have caught up in power which lets you get wins and not feel like you are just being humiliated
>>554993938Yeah, she is tiny
>>554993779lol she thinks she's cool (she's not because she's UGLY and uncool)
>>554993938donkeymusume!
>>554991558Define whales. I'm literally pumping out S with freebie event cards. A real whale would be at S+ or SS.
hornse
>>554994034Maya you will never be as cool and twinkly like Brian.
post its cock
>>554994014
>>554994086Meme guts and wit builds are not the same as a proper S rank trainee.
>>554993965
>>554993938donkeys are not allowed on tracen grounds
>>554994108What about them?
>>554994229post its cock
It's interesting how expressive they made Jordan move in her episodes, she uses a lot of animations.
>>554994034shush brat
Poorfag-chan...
>>554994180Sounds like you're just bad at the game.
>>554994306Jordan is cute!
>>554994086if you're fielding 3 S, decent chance swipe deck. Just having S is certainly not whale anymore w/ an amazing high roll,. But there are prol ppl who field S just cuz its S, like these 15.5ks kitabikocreeks
>>554994365>double grandparent inbreedingwhat are you doing
>>554994365this is not the brag you think it is
>>554994564>this is not le brag even though it's S and because I say so!!!
>>554994108doto is one of the cutest horses ever
>>554994365How do you distribute the clicks you make on which to train like chevrons and balls popping and late game?
>>554994294Post your cock nigger
>>554994634your taishin is literally meme S like the anon first said. You will lose to better built A+ easily
>>554994697no
>>554994726>you will le lose!
Stop arguing and host a room
>>554994365>witletlol
>>554994726nta but his stats other than speed seems properly built, and the most important factors here are skills which he hasn't even showed
>>554994834a room for what
>>554994365Why are you trying to prove a point against retards who are shit at the game and struggling to get into finals? Don't fail the witcheck toreina-san.
only feeling keeping me going is the knowledge that eventually this game will EoS and anyone who spent more money than me on it will lose more than I did
I have a question how does the up tempo ability work? Is it based on time or distance?newfag btw
if you can run a Google Play game (uma) on Windows via the Google Play store then why cant you store the game on your Google Drive instead of computer and run it off that
>>554994863>low wit>uncapped speedyou guts tourists or something ?
>>554994365this is the brag you think it is
so far so good bwos
>>554994943go on gametora skills section and learn how to read the conditions. the flair text is meaningless
>>554994863>13 races>barely any witWith those statlines being only 15k, it's definitely lacking in actual good skills
>>554994943It's a velocity skill that activates (witcheck) if you're in the top 50% of the race during midrace
>wit>longwitgodworms and xoguriparasites got in your brain????
>>554994923AI bullshit and hardware components are going to get more expensive, Umamusume might be one of the few games that can keep me company without spending. I hope the bubble burst
>>554994943At a random point during mid-race, if you’re in the first half of the pack.Look at Gametora’s skill list, it does a good job explaining.
>>554994979Would have been nice if half my matches didn't have bad mood on my actual aces while Suzuka gets blessed with great mood all the time
>>554994923>will lose more than I didDepends if you value time or money more. Those people lost money so they can save time. You're losing time so you can save money.
>>554995047If you're an end closer or a front runner you need wit.
>>554994976Which I did say lacking in speed, but the Long S makes it 1200 as the normal honses. I've fought with some Taishin who were able to duel and even beat my Long S because of being boosted by guts.>>554995024Tbh the only thing that I can see wit mattering is the positioning, as for the skills I'd assume he took encroaching and NSM and Taishin only needs at least one of those to pop off.
>>554994923do you have the same attitude when it comes to a bouquet of flowers, or a fancy meal?
sexo suzuka
>>554995139can you post uma stats and skills
>>554995047Wit is also a good benchmark to see how much SP for skills he got. 13 races witlets isn't cutting it, retardbro.
I hate this game and I hate you allfuck you
>>554994923Average Neicha poster attitude
>>554995228Sex with Shion while you sit outside the room
>>554995139we're all gonna make it, rabbit believer bwo
>>554995221what is good wit this cm ??
>>554995221YOU NIGGAS TOLD ME RACES LE BAD IN UNITY
>>5549953071200
>>554995319whales can hit their statgoal early, typically after summer, which gives them time to spam g3/g2
>>554994923I hope you guys are earning more shekels by investing than actually paypigging in this game. I spent $0 in this extremely shitty rng game.
>they fell for the wit gaslight
Which sloptubers started the wit propaganda? I'm pretty sure /uma/ used to agree that around 450 wit is a decent one. Now /uma/'s suddenly pushing for 600 or more
Do I grab:Stam green + Ramp Up + Long Corner OO + Dance for VittoriaorSwinging Maestro + Ramp Up orStam green + corner recov + ramp up + long corner OO or extra tank (lol)
>duuuuuuuuuuuuude!>just spark the autist christmas honse!>golshislop is finally over!???????
>>554995398if you want your front to win you need higher wit, simple as
it is not launch anymoreif you are not casually capping speed with even just 1 speed card, you are not gonna make it
>>554995398who else but witgodhe's the "umamusume is a wit game" guy
>>554995218It's nothing specialSuzuka has 500 stam/pow and 1200 witOguri is bog standard too
>>554995365Living for monetary gain is inhuman and will lead to a miserable, unfulfilling life.
>>554995398Cmon you know who it was for non-front and ChristmasOguri
>>554995164rooms can vary a ton this track so positioning can really determine who wins. almost everytime my cafe/tam won they were already 1/2 at the skip, because they were positioned well, but it was super inconsistent from my xp
>>554995402you should be fine with 1 white, take whatever's cheapest. the rest of SP just slap it on random cheap skills
>See Tamashit speed up from 9th to 3rd in a matter of seconds midraceWhat broken bullshit is this
>>554995426I'll agree with front but /uma/'s currently dissing an end closer
>>554995426We are talking about ends retard
PROMOTED PACE MY ASSTHAT SHIT IS WORTHLESSWHO FUCKERS LIED TO ME
>>554995503white lightning coming through
>he posted that screenshot againReal brown hours have started
*runs in front of you*
>>554995452Is your Suzu long D or E?
>>554995398You're falling for retards who don't play the game anon. Most of the umas posted here aside from obvious 20% speed umas have 450~500. Whales with Kitasan Bikope can bring FineMo to push for 600.
>brown hours>seething about witgod not a good look for Taishinkeks lol
>>554995549she is blue THOUGH
>>554995503that's the power of the white lightning
>>554995573Mhm nyo
>>554995417i don't think i saw a single hanukkah cap win in my races today, maybe that'll change in round 2
>You are brown>No you are brown>No you are brown and ESL>No you are brown and ESL and witgod fraud simp>You are brownWhen does it end?
>>554995503nyooooooom
>>554995462
>brown hours>witgod shillingnot a good look for Taishinkeks lol
>>554995580Long E
17/20 in the opening round, my worst ever record since Taurus, I'm 100% losing my finals again
Ogurifags the real losers because they have to pay for her eating habits.
>>554995454I know your deception John Cygamestein>>554995503>Hannukah Oguri has around 75% to proc 3 skills>TamaCHAD just zooms in to the finish line with midrace skillsWho shilled Oguri again?
We all know its my fellow Germans and some Burgers shitting up the thread.
>>554995573sniiiiiiiiiffff`
>>554995707You are sabotaging your own end closer by bringing 2 fronts, danchou, bring a third front like Daisca or Mayachi
>>554995737What about Leafs?
>wit strat about end get asked>suddenly seriru seething>not even one explanation why wit mattersActually I really am nooooticing that these people doesn't really play the game
>>554995503Gomen, Oguri. I'm the Straightaway Recovery Festive Miracle now.
>wit strat about end get asked>suddenly seriru shilling>not even one explanation why wit mattersActually I really am nooooticing that these people doesn't really play the game
>>554995776Data doesnt support it
>>554995707You should ブヒ more
>>554995715I’m just saying. Try it out! Spark the Tamamo Cross banner using paid carats only!
I'm not going to lie, I pulled for Oguri Xmas and I think that will be the biggest embarrassment I've ever experienced. Luckily, I chose Suzuka with my ticket selector
is there a bot here? what the fuck
>>554995779Your ESL is showing brownboy
This is my pull plan
>>554995779It may actually be just an underaged or brown or both with how consistent his posting style is.
>>554995818>>554995779you gotta coordinate your raids better tsk tsk
>>554995789holy zoom
>>554995872yeah sorry it was me i will turn it off now
>>554995875probably a germanbrownboy would still be true then hahahah
>/uma/ gloating about winning day 1 round 1 againI'm looking at you, Tamamochuds, in 2 days I expect to see you queueing at whale hours or I'm going to be the one teasing you.
>>554995942Digitan STRONK
>>554995895>believeI KNEEL
I just drank a bottle of milk. It was good.
>>554995503terrifying
>>554995789CYGAYS DELETE THIS CHUD WHORE FROM THE GAME NOW
>>554995957You mean Frontfags queuing during third world hours
>>554995985An entire bottle? Anon… You’re going to have an insane tummyache later today…
>>554995770Gow do your own fronts sabotage your own end closer?
my rudolf has won 0% matchesrudolf humiliation
>>554996063But I digest it?
>>554995824Of course it does. It was already confirmed long ago, even. That leafs are amongst the worst shitposters on 4chan.
7 post ending, 7s webm
>>554995789There goes my Tama wife!
>>5549960922 fronts will spot struggle with each other and stretch out the whole group, making harder for end closers to catch up to the front, especially Taishin since she's not Goldship
>>554996112My Brian is the same. 75% podium rate, not one dub. Pace just kinda blows this CM I guess…
if i lose to a tamamo this cm i will joke about her being poor twice as hard twice as mean
>>554996190spot struggle only happens one in the beginning though, it doesnt widen it as much as runaway
>>554996135If we are going by the latest leaks, we'd have to look at Isreal and India.
You should be happymaxxing.
Last call for this poll https://poal.me/91o6yqhttps://poal.me/91o6yqhttps://poal.me/91o6yq
>>554993191Seiun Sky's unique
>>554996268UOOOOOOHHHHH TAISHIN IS SO CUTE LOOK AT THOSE FAT OBESE ENGORGED DONKEY EARS UWAAAAHHHHH ON HER SMALL FRAME ITS SIMPLY DIVINE
>>554996268Taishin test is a good concept. I'm glad Tickezo keeps testing her
>>554996190>the fronts gain +0.15 speed>ends now can't win apparentlyI'm not sure I buy it
>>554996291I'm not a buhi
>>554995957>haven't seen a SINGLE teio in 20 roundsteiohogs... you're not running hoeguri and goldshit instead of (You)r girl right?
i still have not done day 1 of CM
>muh oshisorry retard niggerthis is GLOBALwe play TO WIN here
>>554995957i actually went against quite a few whales despite queuing a bit late (was creating my ultimate tama) Did run into some real shitters too tho, had several weird ass rooms (had a curren long S front whale rabbit tech, while another room had 3 tachs..)
>>554996402I failed to make an end Teio...
>>554993191what vftards call seiun's unique
>>554996445if you arent 7/7 CM plats at this point winning doesnt matter anymore
>>554996445Faggot
that is righti would do anything to wini would even crossbreed every single japanese umamusume with big, fat and ugly american uma to create the ultimate racer
>>554996402My end Teio beat some whales today thanks for asking
>wit is important gwos>don't sleep on it even as end closer >didn't sleep on wit this CM >lost to thisI'm not sure anymore
>>554986869FVARK
>>554996573WIT is placebo
>losing to an A rank witletsounds like a (You) issue
>>554996165white lightning in her pantsu
>>554996573>still RNG and mood>higher wit to minimize rngnot hard to understand bwo...
>>554996445faggot
>>554995452what are the skills on your suzuka?
More Stinko Windy.I'll stop adding visual foot funk when I'm dead. I only just realized I fucking gave her the Tachyon cowlick.
>>554996573
>>554996653>still RNG and moodBasically WIT doesn't matter as much as everyone think. It's still RNG.
>>554996291I clicked 90% but>BUHIif this is buhi, I'm clearly clicking the wrong trainings lmao. It would have been 85% but Taishin bailed my ass out of a front-stacked lobby and passed a Seiun in the last 100m which was cool. I also have no doubt this winrate will go down by tomorrow and especially Round 2.
>>554996782>>554996782>>554996782
>>554996573wit is shilled by /uma/ for part joke, part real - the joke part is its not gonna guarantee a win, and you will lose to witlets with luck on their side, even in finals. BUT the higher your wit, the more you can ensure your actual well built uma has the highest chance of [repeated] success. high wit also seems to really let you abuse stamina reqs.
>>554996753this personifies the game
>>554996776>minimize RNGwhat part of that do you not understand
>>554995957when exactly are whale hours?
>>554997089The very second that the CM round opens.
>>554996753>"""lazy""" cat overworking her brain to think of a winning strategy vs gigachad "nah ill just luckshit it"
>>554997089whenever you're losing is whale hours.whenever you're winning its free win hours.
>>554991513Bakushin!
Eishin Flash makes my dick HARD AND STIFF, if you know what I mean
I got 850 stamina, and swinging maestro on Tamamo Cross, is this enough for should I buy a white skill (I have deep breaths and after-school stroll available), no other golds though
