Previous: >>554976748>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
NYOOOOOMMM
remember to tank to your WR for easier Finals room
big ears
>every bake will be early from now onI expected better from Tamachuds
what the FUCK
>>554996753SHIRAOKI-SAMA APPROVES
>>554996875what time do leviathans usually queue? i need to get strategically raped right after qualifying into A finals
>>554996849NYOOOOOM
Who will also roll for Inari once the banner comes around?
>>554997039Right after reset
>>554997074i'm rolling for her festival alt because it's sexier
GIBS GIBS WHERE ARE THE GIBSWHERE ARE MY FREE PULLS
>>554997191tomorrow after reset
>>5549971914 more days
>>554997131I might do that too. She seems to have a better kit too and I wouldn't mind a Tama spook
Digitan LOVE
>>554997039the most likely is reset because idea is they are cocky. Youll still find some all over queue times albeit
>>554997074I need my Sweep and Air Shakur money. I will continue stockpiling tickets but I can't see myself doing anything but throwing her a ten pull or two
this bread will be margarinely butter
what the fuck
>>554997131festival shows her feet
>>554996850I wanna lick those gaps
Thinking about making an anime Teio for the sprint CM.I just rolled her while getting Tama and never did her career. How difficult is the TennoSho spring or kikuka sho while using just Riko and no other source of stamina?Will wits be enough to get me through em?
>>554997450how is this possible what
>>554997450Did she escape the glue factory? I would kill to be able to lower aptitudes
I eat my bread with olive oil
>>554997579Spam train fails, I made a couple low rating bricks to tank my TT rating to farm reward boxes after securing retention
>>554997606Did you know? Anon prefers bread for breakfast.
>>554997679
>>554997543Before haruten she has to pass the kikuka sho, if you get triple crown she gets a head-on hint too, if you can survive the kikukasho with 400 stamina or less, you're good to go. I don't know why you would send her to sprint as both winning triple crown and spring triple crown give her the tools to be a good uma but good luck.
>>554997450I have better
>>554997843im calling the URA police right fucking now
>>554997543You would have to build the somewhat useless stamina and run Risky Business. I would unironically recommend a guts build. Good luck, man
>>554997450>>554997843STOP
>>554997772Well I figure getting head on might not be too difficult and she has an F in sprint and I have enough sparks in my legacies to get an F to A.I want to use 3 pace chasers and I already have Bakushin and Oguri (Bakushin and Kingu are the only actual sprinters I have so I gotta work for my third one regardless, so might as well use characters I like)>>554997890Hmmmm, that is a consideration. Don't know if I have the cards for it
Orange Bomb
>>554997543Buffed McQueen sometimes just kills your run out of nowhere
>>554997994Mayano making sure Fuku never wins.
>>554997994
>>554997994What is the sim called?
>>554997994>211m spurt delayuhmmmm swoo??? your stam???
>>554998105Not a sim, it displays ingame replays with a million features for analysis https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/setup
>>554998189Technically it's a simulation of a result
AAAAIIIIIEEE DANGEROUS BLOCKINGDISQUALIFY FUCKING EVERYONEEVERY RACER
>>554998189Oh, neat
>>554998189>Step 1: Install hachimiSorry, I'm not getting myself banned.
>>554997994Reminds me of this gem
>>554998362Anon, your soundpost got firefox'd
>>554998362>no sound
I think Kitasan Black is a cute and powerful umamusume.She might not be very smart, but she has the chutzpah and heart required to be a real winner.
>>554998362[Muffled "Daaaahhby" in the distance]
I am owned a SSR or 3-star trainee in my next pull
wut?
>>554997994>>554998362Fucked up the soundpost>>554998386>>554998402I HATE IT
>>554998362>File Deleted
>>554998526I should rewatch Code Lyoko
>>554998526Please delete this image of my girlfriend
duel range is so far wtf
>>554998640laisu...
>>554996875Winrate manipulation is a gaslight, I had a 90% winrate last CM and still got jobbers for finals
>>554998640Dueling only has a range requirement for starting it, once you're in you're staying in the dueling state until race end or you're dropping below 5% HP, even if whoever you're dueling has themselves exited dueling to the HP conditions.
>>554998850My wife
>>554998842>once you're in you're staying in the dueling state until race end or you're dropping below 5% HPWait is this real? No wonder the guts Taishin I kept getting matched up with were zooming and overtaking my end's long S lead
The Tamamo unique may be the worst looking one in the game so far. It feels extremely phone in.
My umas are so ass, there is no way I can get in Group A
Taishin plz...golshi has gatekept this time...
>>554998967*grabs ur ass and smooches u and slips a lil bit of tongue in there* it’s ok…
>>554998939she doesn't own a phone THOUGH
>>554998918Oka Sho and Kikuka Sho should be moved up a tier. I think the Sprinters Stakes is a bit easier than the Takamatsunomiya Kinen
>>554999027What club has freaks like this?
>>554999114I think sprinters stakes is USUALLY not bad, the reason it "feels" bad is half of the sprinter careers give you juiced up nishino flower for that course
>>554999158join almondlove
>>554999027
>>554998939Shut the fuck up.
>>554998918I feel like all the dirt G1s are outright easier than the turf ones.
Teio!
Anyone had any luck with Dasca? I know one of the front runners is supposed to lose but fucking hell she barely placesAnyway, older women are the best and you should masturbate to them frequently, thank you for your attention to this matter
>>554999420Post hag stats, I thought it'd be hard to win for fronts not called Seiun Sky unless they do the suzuka thing
>>554998719
the devil
>>554999571i bet she gives her trainer nursing handjobs
Is there a point to running Suzuka if your Seiun doesn't have NSM?
>>554999420I've only done 2 entries so far. My GW pace promoter daiwa was able to promote once and got a perfect unique proc + AxS, but she didn't win because my own EC Cafe was chugging espresso that round, but she only lost by 2 lengths in the end and they had a DST over everyone else.
>>5549994204/15 races nyes but she will die in round 2
>>554999571She gives me nursing handjobs.
>>554999494They are both kinda similar but honestly the only races hag lost are the ones where she did not proc restless or just got dusted by goldship/xoguri bullshit
>>554999191What if I already am...
>>554999346Why are umas like this?
>>554998939Not the same issue but her ult is something that I found better short than the full version. Her full animation is kind of lame.
I keep forgetting that uniques count towards the total for Tail Held High
>>554999420I run a solo Dasca and she automatically wins if there's another solo front, so not much only 3 wins out of 20. That's only because my Gold Ship keep stealing wins
>>554999684post stats and umanko
>>554999759why are both currens so shameless
>>554999709umas are incredibly clingy, in game, and in real life
>>554999804Because they're both AI art
Me when I get Fast Learner in junior year
>>554999649You can make a Suzuka that is weak enough to be overtaken before the late race starts but strong enough to generate a lead in the early and midrace. Usually this means only having Early Lead + GW and 600 - 700 power and wit on her, against a 900 wit Seiun Sky (adjust accordingly)
>>554999860this post is AI generated
>>554999864mambo
>>554999649she also prevents everyone from ever getting into Pace-down mode too
>>554999864Happened to me as well >>554914378 Shit is so rigged
>>554999775hmm normally i would if it was good but it's not good enough to be round 2 so i think it will only serve as a bad reference. i think my daiwa's winrate is higher than yours because of a comp difference. i assume your smaru is stronger in overtaking for a&s
>>554999864MAMBO!
wtf arima kinen sucksthis is just a fucking derby race but you cannot use proper medium skills
>>555000115It's derby but more honest because there's no mystifying murmur and dominator
>>555000129if she doesn't specify friend she'll lose 90% of her followers.
>>555000115>no dominator>no stinky natures>no medium skill spamIt's based
>>555000129#Creampied #SexWithCurren
>>555000129I HATE CURREN
>>555000241>>555000261smells like bacon here
>>555000115did you just say... dahby?
>>555000337probably what
>>555000261i'm running triple dominators for every medium forever now. It's too based. Bite me.
>>555000313lol @ the idea that piggies won't just tank the debuffs and win anywaythe only people you're hurting are other F2Ps lil bro
consider the followingmenhera curren chan
>>554998918>kikuka shosuper easy
>>554999420Your smaru is just too strong bwo... I'm sure if you had a 0 wins front instead of smaru, your dasca would have 20% wins or more
>>555000554I HATE CURREN
>>555000421>triple dominatorsThat's what, 0.75 length advantage in total?
masturbating to umamusume
>>555000554For me, it's menhera Sei-chan
>>555000671big if true
Smart Falcon is a bitch, a skank, and a whore.
I wish I had red teio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_2B5jCrekI FINALLY HAVE AN OPINION
>>555000773>https://mee1080.github.io/umasim/race/someone translate
she deserves better than me
Satonos are scary
>>555000571Yeah like I told the other anon I don't think she is that much stronger? >>554999686 Maybe THH is that good idk i just wanted to hear some latina hehes
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>>555000773THANK YOU WIT GOAT
>>555000858Crown-chan is super cute.
>>555000554menhera umas love
>>555000773
>>555000858
>>555000931Based /uma/ called it before this video
>>555000773>groundwork bullshit for pace chasers requiredYeah uhhhh I'm still not doing it LOL
>>555000773>the lucky pace gaslight againnigga this is a SPRINT cm lobbies are going to be 4+ frontrunners
game is shit and sucksMANT will EoS globalhabeeb it
>>555000882Falconsphere is so cuuuuute. I want to scout one
shan’t be running fr*nts, no sir
>>555000773Hmmm this guy sound like he knows his stuff I wonder how many CMs he's won?
>>555000647sloppy guess
who the fuck even has a CHOICE OF ACES IN A FUCKING SPRINTI DONT HAVE CURRENI DONT HAVE BONOI DONT HAVE SHITI CAN ONLY RUN BAKUSHIT
>>554999724It's why it's such a good skill to take for people who are (almost) guaranteed to proc their unique mid-race. Gorushi. Special Cheeks. Suzie. Creek. Smaru. Probably more, any front built to win.
>>554999551Uma hags are the best.
>>555001313>the ever encroaching god banner...
>>555001313You have king haloYou have Air Groove
>>555001313King Halo, Air Groove
>>555000773uh ohcurren wit bros?
>>555000885BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>555001313your air groove? your kingu?
>>555001363>>555001364>king jobber
>>555001313your kingu? your mutated air groove? your maru? your turf urara? your taiki?
umamusume armpit
>>55500131390% of niggas are like this but he wants you to believe nobody's gonna run fronts lmao
>beat several S horses in lobbies with no issue>check them out >1000 STA and gold recoveries are people reusing Libra horses or what
>>555001397Objectively best girl.
>>555001438Yes. RNG has sucked so fucking much I've lost to people's overstammed Libra witlets.
>>555001438THIS FUCKING GENERAL TOLD ME THAT BASELINE WAS 1000 STAM AND ONE GOLD RECOVFUCK YOU
>>555001313I know just the banner for you! Time to pay up goyim :)Your Air Groove? Your Pasa?
>>555001313mayano has D in sprint
>>555000129
>>555001410Keep crying
>>555000773>El Condor Pasa>groundwork>AGAINNever missing the chance to push his own agenda, huh.
>>555001503HOLY SAGGERS
>>555001459Gaze upon her warm smile.>>555001480At 1000 stam you do not need any recoveries whatsoever for this race...
>>5550006471 dominator is .6 - .72 lengths depending on course length.3 dominators is 1.8 - 2.16 lengthsIf you're feeling feisty you can also bring hesitants to increase that value by up to 60% for a specific style, up to 2.88 - 3.456 lengths.
>>555001487how the FUCK are you going to clear tenno sho spring
cringe gaylo
You guys cool if I just start posting horses her without context?
>>555001559I had her and Bourbon in my sprint team for a while. It wasn't that big a deal. I'm sure they're not ideal but they worked well enough
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I'm so tempted to bot...
>>555001313I have base Oguri, Rice, and a dream.
>>555001586did the UmaJP guys bullied you out of their thread or something
>>555001438Ran into this guy who looks ready to run a 3600m today and it can't be a reuse since it's xoguri
>>555001395I disagree with this assessment desu, his argument boils down to "they never reprinted these skills again so they must be bad"Rushing Gale is literally Turbo Sprint but with a different name, how can one be good but the other bad?
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personally i prefer to top
>King GAYLO>baby's first uma
>building sprint aces before fukukitaru comes outbrick city
>>555001313Run Kingu
>>554997994Semi-newfag here. What is that tool? I looked through all the links in OP and couldn't find it.
>>555001663Wait until they ban some people first, it might be unsafe
>absolute retards here still think pace groundwork is only for the promote, especially on sprintstruly brown hours
>>555001663>>554998189
>>555001663liltouristbwo can't even read replies
>>555001663Packet sniffer for raceshttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/setupYou have to inject a dll though, which is definitely against TOS and no one knows how Cygames is going to treat it
>>555001721I'll just run Rushing Gale, I'm not farming groundwork sparks again
>>555000773>NSM is for medium and long races, it's not for short race. Top 2 is recommended>NSM is top 2what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>555001523
For fucks sake I asked you guys to keep this a secrect now all of China knows Falco is good for this CM.I hate Falco.
>>555001715>>555001726>>555001731>>555001741Ok, so I was too retarded to read after all. Thanks.
>>555001628no my Twitter algorithm is now 45% uma's 45% real uma's and 10% ICE deportation videos
>>555001639Did you even watch the video? Retard.
>>555001850lmao same
>>555001843The secret's been out since Cancer Cup anon
>>555001650turbo sprint is more important than some stats
RICE VILLAIN would join ICE just to deport people for fun
>>555001721shan’t be falling for your jewish trickery, crackergo eat pickled foreskins elsewhere
>>555001843Time for a repeat of Cancer, get raped turfniggers
>12but why
>>555001965sounds like a hero to me
>>555001965Rice HERO would deport illegal aliens because she is a good citizen!
I stopped playing this game becasue I couldn't with the dailies.But tamano cross is sexo.When does auto career appear?
>>555001843This is why they made her alts have dirt only activations btw they FEAR her
fag
>>555002041>When does auto career appear?If you're willing to risk a ban there's one right now.
>>555001843it's time for Falco to invade turf land again
>>555001809NSM isn't going to be great for sprint CM because of the updated final corner mechanics.At the end of the final corner every uma randomly merges outward. On sprint CM, the final corner ends exactly where late race begins, so right as you can accelerate, everyone is fanning out and reducing the odds of anyone being blocked.Send it in test rooms this week and come to your own conclusion about whether it'll be useful or not.
>>555002041Use sweepy. Just be prepared to get get banned at some point.
>>555002041>he missed out on the botting pardon period
>>555002094Rice wouldn't say this
soft embrace of umanko
WE ARE SMART FALCONWE CARRY THE FRONT
>>555002169Rice does not support faggotry
>>555001891There is a contradiction in what he says on the surface thoughFirst he recommends Turbo Sprint and NSM only like >>555001395Then he shows an El with Rushing Gale as a sample and says Rushing Gale can be good as RNG groundwork
i did a couple runs and forgot i didn't uninstall hachimi bros it's over for me...
sloptuber said this sloptuber said that
>>555002229very true
seriru is a sovltuber
>>555002094Rice would definitely say this.
>no groundwork>no TTL>no professor >no concentration>no PTOwhat in the FUCK happened this run
>>555002232witgod's videos are more than just "copy this and run it" and more like "these are options, this is what I do and what you can do"he always pushes for the pasa groundwork gaslight, so he's not ushing rushing gale, but if you want to use pasa and not groundwork, rushing gale is an option, that's what it meansdon't take what he says as literal, just note of what skills activate and decide by yourself
i only listen to shartubers
Think for yourselfForm your own opinion
>whole deck but wit Bourbon and Kita are SR cards>neither SSRs finish their eventsNaruhodo
Day one player BTW
sucking on her ikunos and playing with her dictus
>>555002337forgot pic fuck what an absolute shit career, none of my event chains finished, Smart Falcon didn't give groundwork, yeppers didn't get to the 2nd event for PTO
Must be REALLY embarrassing for pace chuds if they can't overtake a front YOU WERE BEHIND HER THE ENTIRE RACE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU STILL CAN'T CATCH HER
Been awake for 32 hoursFigured out how to make my jobber maya usefulMake her another NSM target for my Maruzensky, no golds, no A&S, no long S; just all the wit and midrace shit
>>555002379His groundwork el literally has rushing gale
Building a debuffer suzuka is somehow worse than making her proper. Are hints just rarer in Aoharu?
>>555002445You probably missed around 2k carats by not doing your TT.
Rice HERO is that police horse in that video that is running away from the gay rainbow
>>555001290Only Taurus Cup, he lost all the others
>>555002565>Are hints just rarer in Aoharu?it's harder to snipe specific hints. run URA if you're building debuff memes
>>555002586Yes that's what i was implying anonchama
>>555002540what is that nigga doing>Sympathy
need hishiama wife
>>555002565They're hidden behind unity training so it's harder to notice the red hints. You can build rabbit Suzuka just fine in URA.
>>554999686SMaru has the better mid-race... and higher wit.
>>555002693What's your offer?
>>555002687*buys sympathy*
>>555002391I think the japanese man speaks a lot of sense
this shit is so fucking boring
>>555002673Theres alot of wittard defenders ITT or maybe just one and gave himself alot of (You)s who just outright lie and deflect the conversation.
>>555002739i give really good shoulder rubs
>>555002772you have no right to call other people boring when you run gold ship
>the brown retard is replying to himself seething about witgodWhat causes this mental illness?
>>555002097>>555002145>>555002167Thank you. I lacked critical information and you helped. I guess I roll the dice.
AIEEEE I DONT WANT TO GO THROUGH GROUNDWORK HORSESHIT AGAIN
>witgod has MLB NNWHALEGOD
>>555002797What else?
Would this be okay to use as a parent for sprints?
>>555003016that’s it
>>554997039I always go at reset and I get the wildest mix of Umas. Actual abyssal monsters, middle of road meta proles and shittiest ever B-rank Umas. It's wild west over there.
This dumb uma gave me an adult woman fetish
>>555003107application rejected
Sex with Verxina
>>555000773>Take NSM>But also don't take NSMgreat advice witCHUD
>>555003252dang
Once again I'll just run 3 umas that I like and pray for at least B finals
>either frontrunners have to have three mid-race gold skills or they can get overtaken by pacechasers with zero gold skills before they even get to the final cornerwho programmed this retarded shit
I'll just make 3 horses of this type and call it a day :)
>>555002106MAMBO SPOTTEDMAMBO!
>>555003439don't you love watching 1200 wit pace chasers with nothing but recoveries just slowly creeping up on your fucking retarded frontrunners that need 30 velocity skills
>>555003439Cry me a river frontchuds, this is a pace CHAD game.
I'm assuming Dober's unique is completely shit for the Sprint CM because of that first midrace activation trigger right?
>>555003552me on the left
>Only sluts have Tail Held High>Tamamo has Tail Nine
>>555003608It's shit cause you already lost if you're still 5th at late race
Sprint CM is the least sweaty one don't bother with sloptuber crap it's all rngjust build 1000+ spd 1000+ pwr 1000+ wit with mummy, plancha turf S and call it a day
>>555003174great to hear you progressed from non-adult woman fetish
>>555003174You don't have a mother or older sister?
>>555003439Sometimes you just get completely bodied on front when a xoguri chains 6+ seconds worth of downhill mode on top of her unique just before late-race
HOLY FUARK.
>>555003992>mile
Can I have a bf/gf who can whale for me and teach me how to play well?
>unlike most trainers that are left ambiguous buena vista's trainer is canonically young, handsome, fit, genius and very popular>if you force female trainer, the trainer is still handsome aka ikemen cool female Damn, how are other trainers like spica man and kitahara suppose to compete?
witgod is 1-1 against /uma/ so far. Who will prevail?
>>555004030It's not that bad. This is an 8* groundwork parent. It's loopable.
>>555003924>teio>golship>maya>eishincan't you guys fuck offyou're not milers let alone sprinters
my Oshi keeps getting lucky which is annoying because we cant do selfcest here
>>555004092oh did he face someone from /uma/ again? first time was Virgo iirc
>>555004127Judging by the distance at the bottom that's from CM8, not CM9. There's a large downhill in the second half of midrace.
>>555004060It's 2026. If you're under 25 and haven't gone bald yet the best you can do is probably some fat gay boomer with aids.umamusumealso get a job, nigger
>>555003924what the fuck is downhill mode
>>555004272
>>555004272witchecks to get ahead
>>555004272when you run down a downhill your wit stat becomes the most impactful stat affecting your current speed and positioningthe bigger the downhill the bigger the effectconversely, uphills are affected by powerthis track has a decently big uphill and a massive downhill so both stats are kinda important for good positioning
>>555004272When nothing procs and you just accept everything is over
wit is a dump stat
>>554996782I thought the 5-borrow-thing is permanent?
>>555004581in a meta where every Xoguri has 1000+ wit it is most certainly notyou will get run over if you have low wit
it's all rng who cares
>>555004324>>555004392>>555004430>>555004498holy shit I might need to rebuild all my fucking aces now for wit, this is insane. at 1200 wit, you get roughly a coin toss per second to start zoomin
Tama walks all the way to the 7-11 to use their microwave to heat up cup ramen
>people finally hear the gospel of witGODUmamusume is wit game
>>555004810in all fairness uma 1.0 wasn't a wit game because pace up mode, overtake, and downhill mode wasn't in the game yet when he said that
happy wife
>>555004870>pace up mode, overtake, and downhill mode All of that was in the game.
>>555004897no it was added in the half anni balance changes
>>555000773>was expecting to slack this CM>have mommy Creek with 3 turf not today I guess
>>555004870It all was in the gameMore realistically it's because in URA you kinda need stamina cards to get desired stats while in Aoharu hai you can spirit burst + use riko so you couldn't witmaxx and also meet stamina checks
>>555004870Those are based game mechanics anon, just that most people here couldn't be bothered to read the mechanics document. Plus URA was really bad for witmaxxing if you wanted to win because you actually had to train stamina.
The worst part of CM is that I can see that half of my opponents have like 1000 speed and yet my win rate is not even good
>>555000773so basically that CM is "bring whatever" as long as you can get sprint A?
Just saw this 50% winrate Tickezo on X
oof, oshigaming for capricorn is not looking goodany tips for surviving tennosho spring and getting multiple pinks?
>>555005192i can't believe he managed to get 800 wit with just finemo and that piece of shit bourbon card
>>555004997no it wasn't
Idk why but this image triggers my cute aggression
>0 wins>5 2nd places
>>555005246uma musume is a highroll game
>>555004241I have a job but this economy isn't it
Legit question, newish so I don't get how the fuck do people get that kind of stamina with just 1 stamina cardI could barely get 700 even with a 18 stamina and 1 stamina card and rikoHighroll? My luck is just complete and utter dogshit?
>>555005264did you even read the balance changes
>>555005192someone here was running a bnw team yesterday>>555005240if you dont need to win the tenno sho I think you can pass with something like 500 stam and some guts
>>555005334did you?
>>555005246Here's the skills lol, I think we underestimated wit for this CM
>>555005331Shit, I mean to reply to >>555005192
>>555005353I asked you first
>>555005398>I think we underestimated wit for this CMeveryone has been saying to pump up wit
>>555005398>WeRoomfags have been running wit ends for the better part of a week now.
>>555005415Creek is strong and with wit cards you need to rest less so more training
>>555005467Banana fiend spotted!
>>555004870It was in the game, it just wasn't realistic to get high wit while also hitting the stat checks for the earlier CMs (Taurus, Gemini)
>this wonpro of curvature and acceleration my ass
>>555004890Cute
>>555005417NTA, but https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/half-anni-balance-patchThey only changed the number of uphills and downhills on the tracks, not the actual mechanics.
>>555001480I always go 200 stam/1 gold below sloptuber recs and 100 stam below /uma/'s recsnever failed me so far
>>555005486Yeah, I'm using Creek as my own stamina card too, she's also at LB1Sometimes I don't even hit the speed cap, Kitasan is nowhere to be seen in senior year. That Special Priority thing feels like a complete and utter scam
>>555005331which uma? which stam card? an which lb?stam growth and bursting bubbles in it will help a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_2B5jCrekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_2B5jCrekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_2B5jCrekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK_2B5jCrekWAKETHEFUCK UP
>>555005585>oguri with 3 recoveries hit the jackpot>wins for freeWow anon I never thought it was possible!
>>555005112skill issue, quite literally.learn the race mechanics like position keep, pace up, pace down, etc and choose your skills based on that as well as the track
>>555005643honey...you're like an hour late
>>555005398>we underestimated witno I didn't
>>555005783Oh no... I just scrolled up.
>>555005808Tamamobro... it's tamamover for you...
PENALTY TIME
>>555005793What's the win rate on this genius
>My Power Laisu's sale is tankingis it time to swap back to Kitasan for borrow?
>>555005702erm nyo I will keep following the advice of my sloptubers, thank you
>>555005968Everyone and their mum got that card.
>>555005624>That Special Priority thing feels like a complete and utter scamAh, complete and utter skill(luck) issueSometimes the game is just like that and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
>>555005808average tamamoposter is poor and dumb
>>555006000but according to the current event, Kitasan borrow rate is like over 80% anon
>>555006025>there is absolutely nothing you can do about itWhat the fuck, what is this, a casino?
>/uma/ finally realizes wit's true valueAPOLOGIZE TO IMGURBWO RIGHT NOW! https://imgur.com/a/uma-musume-global-release-help-images-VwCr4SL
CM advice is the funniest game of Chinese telephone>Sloptuber says do X for Y reasons>Primary anons say do X but don't explain the reasons>Secondary anons reverse engineer reason Z as the basis for doing X (this is wrong)>Tertiary anons think that reason Z means you should do Q instead>The gaslight becomes "do Q"
>>555006135Isnt that usage rate?
>>555006152>he is unaware
>xoguri is already sacked one cm inGrim
>>555006254is it?
>>555006174Why is this game the biggest gaslight fest? Other gacha games aren't like this with their information
>>555006304>smartest dober poster
>>555006162>didn't tell you to chill and start playing only once kitasan comes outgaslighting faggot
>Rabbit tactics is weakNOOOOOOOOOOOO>However, unique skill of Falco activated in the late-race is strongWe're so back, frontgawds.
>>554998136How do fukubros feel when fuku activates her ult? Do you think "fuck yeah she's gonna win" or "fuck no she's gonna lose?"
>Gold Ship I made in 2 attempts has a significantly higher WR than XOguri that took me 12 runs to make neigha game neigha rng
>>555005925
>>555006331Other gacha are more brainlet oriented so autistic browns who refuse to think flock into it, punishing anyone going outside of what is being told.Since this one relies on not fully known game mechanics and is overly complicated by design, this allow for more cheese strategies, making many strategies viable. Prime ground for fun enjoyers, thus gaslighting is born.
>>555006174>only listen to witgod about which ult should I choose for the CM otherwise I ignore everything else and run who I like>winthe key is to retardmaxx
>2 late>1 pace/frontevery CM, it just works
Oguri Crap as in Shit
>>555006378I'm going to clog my lobbies with 3 front runners
>>555006512using the wrong oguri bwo
>>554999420I'm doing front scarlet (30% wr) + sky (25% wr)
>>555006162this chart implies you're good with LB0 finemo which is literally worthless
>>555006545I think her original uniform is cuter actually.
>>555006512that Oguri is a spy!
>>555006460It's a witgame after all...
>>555006525That's my plan as well. All these Pasa cucks must not activate plancha.
>>555006331Uma is uniquely complex and deep with it's game mechanics because it is a racing sim. The game is also very opaque with these mechanics and the only way to learn about them is consulting third party resources like Gametora and the mathfag mechanics document. Combine this with the fact that most players are too stupid or lazy to learn from these primary sources and you end up with a population of players ripe for exploitation.
>they still think their round 1 winrate is any relevant
After Dotoposters, Doberposters are definitely the most rapeable.
>>555006663Real rich, calling people stupid when you don't even know what a fuqing primary source is.
>>555006460skills?
>>555006743We have no true primary sources because cygames won't ever tell us how the game works. Those are the closest you're going to get.
>>555006565post pictures of stats and umanko
my umas are built similarly to /uma/'s umasyet here I am jobbing to to other umas who are built worsewhy is my luck so shit, I don't want to build for cms anymore
>>555005192How the fuck are people building shit like this? Meanwhile I can barely cap speed and get okayish stamina leaving my wit at sub-500. And that's only every other run (the ones I don't proc Long S).
>>555006758follow the chain bwo
>>555006821Your point?
>>555006870good parents, a lot of bubbles popped (like S-rank before Senior summer amount of bubbles) and rainbow luck
orange
PRINCESS LOVE
>>555006870Skill.
five borrow runszero long Sthe game really was rigged from the start
>>555006870luck
>>555006870luck is a skill in itself
i am in control of my destinyi will rainbows on training and i have them
>>555006870skill is a luck in itself
is fine motion wit still used in JP?
Gee I wonder why you're not winning cm matches
>>555006970We might as well consider them primary sources since all the secondary/tertiary (umalator) and tertiary/quaternary (sloptuber guides) are built off them. And they've been verified over the game's lifespan in JP. If you're feeling insulted perhaps have a think about why it is you feel this way and why you choose to get defensive about something other than the main point of my post.
Also, finally got my first S rank. I'm not expecting miracles from a long Taiki, but she's gotten 2nd a decent number of times, and I love her tits.
>>555007137>year 1 cardlollmao
>Gr*undwork for pace chasers At least the Smart Falcon SSR also has wet conditions
>>555007256>Gr*undwork for pace chasersthat's called shrewd step
Will they ever implement a system that highlights which part of your CC message is invalid? It's so frustrating to replace all of your vowels with l33tsp33k...
>>555007193A non-primary source does not become a primary source just because there is no primary source. Are you stupid?
>>555006972>>555007061>>555007043>thought I could over being a lucklet being having sparks>building an uma requires itself is also heavily reliant on luckalas, i am truly a luckleti seewhat should i do now?
if you think about it, submitting to a rigorous schedule to pull meta trainees and cards is pure symbol of becoming a gacha cattle>i must grind meta things with meta umas and meta cards because that lets me get trinkets from my master cygamesandrew ryan was righta man choosesa slave obeys
>>555006849I'm not showing you their umankos
>>555007410I choose to obey
>>555007410I mostly just pull for uma because I like them. If I don't get le epic brick your run speed card that isn't a speed card I couldn't care less
>>555007369Primary and secondary are relative terms when discussing sources. Did you drop out of university?
has anyone managed to make a Dober that wins
>>555007524why even use Smaru
>>555003265
>>555007490What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>555007524jobber lobby
I built three fuckass horsesI only have two wins in this CM so farBoth of them are Biwa, paceI have no idea how but she did it
>>555007383>what should i do now?Realize that uma is not a stat stick game then you will open your third eye to the wit dimension.
FrontGAWDS I need to win the next cm with smart pigeon for our repvtation. What is the most annoying setup against a curren 4chan pace chaser player? I do not have runaway big nige
I tried the 2 speed 2 wit creek deck. I think it might be possible to cap speed with a high roll and get fast learner
>>555007579your goldship?
>>555007524Me with OGuri, Vodka, and Suzuka.
>>555000773Wow that's early
>>555007640Literally would not work with meI ran her the entire week and produced nothing good out of it and ten million mood downsMy line up is biwa spe and mcqueenI refuse to use goldship ever again
is bignigger good in the capri cup? got spooked by her earlier this week
>>555007441>>555006849Screengrab from yesterday. I don't have their skills handy but I can grab them if you ask nicely
she dresses like a fucking nerd
>>555007410lol, Japs are using new year Opera to this day
>>555007137Anon pls
>>555007750good
>>555007609Im just running this Curren built few days ago
Oishi gamers hows CM treating you
>>555007579power of love, duh.
>>555007548works on my machine
>>555007740>>555007609Witgod said rabbit is bad this time. I agree though, race is too short for her to do her thing.
>>555007750golfer lookin ass
>>555007750Umamusukos are real after all!
>>555007825BUUUHIIIIIII
>>555007383>what should i do now?Learn English
Help.
currensisters........
>>555007851>musuko
>>555006460May i see the deck?
>>555007851
>>555007750Wtf, I dress like this
>>555006870A lot of F2P players don't realise how good SSR riko is
>>555007871We'll see if more people burn out this CM
>>555007748 (Me)Just realized all my umas have their unique epithets :)
That's my girl!
>>555007609>Dumb Falcon beating the incredibly cute and lovable Curren Chanhaha sure thing RETARD
That's it I'm pulling for FM (currently 0LB) next month and if I don't MLB her I will use all my shards and exchange tickets to get her for MANT
>>555007871Better be fast next month. /uma/'s clubs get filled fast.
obenkyou time
>>555007609groundwork + ttl combo as usualwitmaxx and spam midrace skills and rely on your unique + plancha to carry your late-race
>>555007871If you're fine with a B+ club I'm pretty sure Autis/uma/ is recruiting.
Bue...
>>555008202Don't copy my plan bwo... just follow the sheeplings and get her with maruzensky, it's more economical
>>555008202>People bricking themselves over day 1 cards when were halfway until RamoruWell 3/4 of /uma/ will quit during MANT who cares lol
Ehhhhh Trainer my friend is innocent! She tells me that she didnt give you a sloppy blowjob and while milking your prostate during the meeting yesterday!
>building mayo for sprint because she is cute>tenno sho spring (raining)
HOW THE FUCK DO MY UMAS KEEP LOSING AGAINST UMAS WITH INFINITELY WORSE STATS AND DON'T EVEN HAVE COMPLETE SKILLSI AM FUCKING GOING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME EVEN ABOUT
>>555008297I'll take a B at this point idc
>>555006460it's still only round 1 though. my turbo retardshi has pretty much the same
>>555008372>DON'T EVEN HAVE COMPLETE SKILLSWhat does this mean?
What the fuck is her problem?
why is chronogenesis is so SHITTTTTG
>>555008372luckif you're a lucklet who stresses over stuff like this, it is unironically best to quit instead of malding over things you have 0 control
>>555000773>give mummy a hugIts 0.1 accel for 3 seconds. Its half the white accel...You gamba a straight gold and you get four hugs.
/uma/ YOU TOLD ME TO WITMAXX FOR SAGITARIUS IM LOSING TO UMAS LIKE THIS
every day i cope harderi seethe harderi mald harderi hate this game, i hate everyone who plays it and i hate myself
>>555008336Thats in about 11 months. Thats a lot of time
is it jobber hours yet my team is kinda metaless i need this...
>>555008545sometimes you just get unlucky and that's just the way the carrot crunches
>>555008545>he bought?>dump eeet
>>555008552Seek help
>>555008492But if the lucklets quit, who are going to be the food for the luckchads?What happens when it's luckchads vs luckchads
>>555008603Its f2p SEA hours, the weakest hoursGambatte anon
>>555007912that's a cow
>>555008336You can't roll on ramonu, when her banner's out we're gonna be halfway to wit rudolf
>>555008634We freak out
How are we holding up HOARDchads?
>>555008515why based maya instead of childbride?btw how much stam/guts did you have on tenno sho spring
>>555008634The bar for what is considered a luckchad goes up. The unluckier luckchads are now called lucklets, and the luckier ones get to remain luckchads.
>>555008545>lets others think for himdeserved desu wa
>>555008249is 1200 power that all of /uma/ will have doable with 2 speed 4 wit deck? Or do I have to borrow Power Vodka and stuff?
>>555008712Impressive, you figured out my real plan
>comes with shrewd step and focusthat is basically groundwork right
>>555008515have you tested this in rooms, do you feel that GW would benefit your pace a lot? Im feeling like making a shitty front just to prevent lucky pace mechanic
>>555008786With enough luckshitting, probably? Oguri has identical growths and people use 2 speed 3 wit to get this
>>555008545I honestly have no fucking idea how this game works anymoreGet good stats and get all the mandatory skills based on the track only to lose to shit like thisWhat the fuck is the point
>>555008741I have no idea, she won it anyway. Based Maya has accel for the straight gamba and she will pass alot of people to trigger it.ALSO, if you want a Creek,this one is open, probably not for long.>>555008912Not much but i did beat a whale lobby with her.https://files.catbox.moe/y193b6.mp4ALSO, this Creek was open, if you want a hug.
what do you mean Gold City just has that as a basic feature
>>555007919stop falling for my gaslight bwo this is not good
That one anon that lost to a 900 speed long S mayano
>spend weeks building perfect ace>lose to some casual’s taishin that he probably built the day before>experience ego deaththis place is so funny during cm’si love you guys
>>555009047>sprint sparks
>>555009047>want to use her on Pasa>Pasa as a grandparent
>>555008545you have 3 umas. even if they're all witlets one will hit the checks
>>555008981I wish /uma/ will post a video playthrough of these scenarios like telling us why did he choose to train that stats. I feel too retarded playing this game
>>555009204SEKAI SAKIYOU WA
>>555009163Aside from Bakushin, you will need alot of sprint sparks. Might as well get em from her.>>555009204Doesnt matter that much. You only care about hitting the max sparks.
>>555007871Gaythere is recruiting!
hmmm, my brain trembles with an idea...
>>555009349>Teio Sdebbu Da>will probably still never proc even on a sprint
>>555009349Probably a tumour, go get that checked out.
Is there a reason to not just always borrow wit neicha?
>>555007524Rabbi Oguri and Smaru are the definition of SOVL now though? Both this thread and sloptubers told me they're useless.
>>555008603Anon, don't worry, even non-meta can win!All you need is capped speed and long S.
How the fuck do you go from this...
So I went on the internet and found this.
>>555009171>am now reminded of MtU and Akatsuki Akane kancolle fanarts
It's almost Sunday
>>555009475Cute shichi!!!
>>555009108Does this mean she's god-tier for MANT?
>>555009492to this?
>>555007524Greetings from JP
>>555009157I can't even make anything properly lmao
>>555009561its not a secret event, so its inherent to year, she's god tier there yea.
>>555009492To this?
cygames are truly hack frauds
Sooo what happens if you bring debuffers into a staminalet sprint CM?
>>555009610Chocobobo is so cute
>>555009653Nothing, everyone has enough stamina.
>>555009492Did he delete all his shit again?
>>555009653everyone laughs at you
>>555009653to be a "staminalet" in sprint you need to have like 200 stam
Botters and flatliners have taken down the doxxsite it's over...
>>555009653Nothing because a lot of the racers will have plenty of stamina leftover from being in downhill mode for a long time.>>555009610Will we ever see this in Global now that we have Runaway?
>>555009653They do nothing because people are probably going to be overstammed for this CM off of power explosions alone, especially since there are people running Riko just for rushing gale
>>555009653the minimum stamina for cm9 is 200 and basically every uma gets to 300-400 from their career so its pointlessspeed debuffs and Intimidate are vital however
>>555009349>gaslightator101% proc rate btw
>>555009790Nyo. I'm considering should i even pull for Bourbon.
golshi gamegolshi world
>>555009653good luck
>>555009893>summer golshi unique
>>555009851sovl...
>>555009972uma ma ma ma ma
>>555007851you call them boys and yet they have massive honkers, curious
>>555009893>>555009972My dream is popping off x6 dominator during medium races
>2/3 horses noted t for trash>4/5
>>555009893>>555009972
>>555010130>that Maya>double lone wolf
>>555009653if spring debuffs are useless why is Curren-chan having them, bad game design?
>>555009972>An army of GolshiWhat the fuck have you bring to this gay earth
>>555010231sorry i'm not brown
>>555010130How do you even win with thisIs it really all just luckI'll stop building for CMs after thisI'm not enjoying this shit
>>555010226i have to make sure no one procs it
Alright Trainers, go to https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=voice_actor_connectionAnd add your favorite uma to the search and post an image from there that you like.
>search 3* groundworks 3* power 3*turf uma>no resultsanons... stop gatekeeping your grandparents please...
Reminder
>>555009893>>555009972I suddenly want to suck on glodshi's tits
so what happens in the futureeveryone must makes mostly stat capped umas?if you have buhi'd hard enough, you also get to use like skills exclusive to buhi cards?
>Curren is the only uma he didn't drawBased, he hate whores too
>>555010380HORRY SHEET
My gorgeous German wife.
why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here why am i the lucklet here
>>555010504I think JP at this point is mostly a skillspam game, yeah.
>>555010380there's only one, and it fits quite well
New gaslight dropped
>>555010380SAAAAAGAAAAA
>>555010535Kek. He took 17 hours to edit that video too. Couldn't be bothered to draw Karen in all those hours.
>>555010380
>>555010758Did the movie release yet?
>>555010504You luckshit fast learner to get as many skills as possible
>>555010749not entirely wrongf2p probably can't afford to MLB fuku but on the other hand NTR will have like 4 months shelf life
what keeps the jpfags playing the game anyway
>>555010504JP ace meta is resetting until you get fast learner
>>555010887>just pull for worse Biko bro
>>555010749if it's for ayabe then he's right
>>555010380>umas come from the best raburaibu seriesumazing
>>555010816They should be back in the 19th. Think I need to check on some website first
>>555010921>why are gambling addicts addicted to gamblingReally?If you're still playing uma after 6 months, you unironically have gambling addiction and should seek helpThat also applies to me
Happy Hannukah
>>555010504fast learner to have a 100 (more like 60-70) skills>>555010921idk, go ask them
>>555010986Being able to force fast learner on MANT is going to be so fun
>>555011139i cant speak japanese, are you krazy
>>555011030https://youtu.be/fGW56Ayzwls?t=498He was indeed recommending to pull for NTR for the card herself, this retard said Fuku has no longevity after MANT while NTR is still good after MANT. It's literally the opposite
>>555011157the shop is rng bro...
>>554998918My Oguri jobbed so much on February Stakes I don't gamble on it anymore
>>555010842cute
>>555011264ah, you were talking about the japs. I thought you meant the JP playing anons
>>555010749>full for cards with 4 months life expectancyhmm, nyo, I will pull for New Year opera instead
Fuku is a buhi card
>>555010380some sick fuck drew a fat mayano
thank you cygenerous
Tamachan free pulls doko
>>555011412DISGUSTING!WHERE?!
>>555011071>>555010816It did
DART IS COMING SOON
>>555010380Really now. This idol child slut is also Fujin's seiyuu.
pumping tama full of cum and food so that she does not die during childbirth
>>555011417They should add a bonus stat gain or something if you cure ailment in summer, and it stacks if you have more than one
What do you guys do when you can't get corner recovery on xoguri?
>>555011525I REGRET FOR NOT PULLING DIGITAN AYYYYYY
>>555011525Oh so the last CM for Unity Cup is sprint, niceSo how do you build Bakushin lads?
>>555010380UUUOOOOOOHHHHHH TAISHIN EROTIC
>>555011678just pull her in an off bannerits what i did
>>555011695uuuuuhfirst you train speed and uuuuhthen you train speedand then uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...speed?
why do all the front runners that aren't suzuka sucks?
>>555010380I dont get it
1200 speed1200 guts
>>555011610There 3 different pace chaser recoveries that trigger during midrace
>>555011553Anon, he said to search your favorite uma.
>>5550116954 wit cards2 speed cards
SEA time really is easy mode, and I thought playing right after reset was better
>>555011840but for end closer?
riko kashimoto has no longetivity either yet we all rolled on it. thoughts?
>>555010887I rely on the poorest of the poor to tell me what is good and what not.
>>555011853told you
>0.1 accel lmao wtf witgawd I might as well gamble on homestretch haste
>>555011525I'd rather kms than farm pink sparks on Pasa
>>555011841Yeah.
>>555011916She's not unusable below mlb
>>555011840Running her as End Closer, will this do?
>>555011916cuz 0lb is enough
>>555011783Her VA's a drunkardhttps://youtu.be/t2-HmXFbMGE
>>555011916Who is "we"?
>>555011916>newfagBefore we had guaranteed pulls people were discussing should we roll for it.
>>555011916we got a hundred free pulls dipshit of course we rolled on it
>>555011916>yet we all rolled on itHard not to. We got free rolls, moron.
>>555011925How many jims do i need to prep to get both smaru and tachyon to mlb
>>555011525Why does he love El so much?
>>555010380She is not that big...
>>555011525I'm just gonna wing it with my newly rolled ny ulala
>>555012087Smaru is good enough at 1lb. You can also dual spark her with FM if you want to wait.
>>555011916It was not by my hands that I am given free rolls.
>>555011916>yet we all rolled on itonly free rolls lol
>>555012095why don't you?
>>555011916we have no idea what we're doing
>>555011916I got her to LB2 with free rolls. Skill issue.
>>555012046>>555011916How would I know haha... I'll probably just borrow future scenario cards, heard they're more mandatory than the 1st 2 scenario cards
>>555010380Hmm
>>555012031Looks good. Get deep breathes or straightaway recovery if you have it if you want to gamble
>>555008738My hoard is pitiful and unfit for the banners that lie ahead. I am weak in heart and mind.
>>555012095
>>555012031Thats actually perfect where did you get those 2
>>555012213thanks! I don't have those, also is Uma Stan worth it on EndCloser XOguri? I have it on my list
>>555012064>Nice Nature is pro ZeonBased
>>555010380Do not search for Opera.
If you don't save then you're bricked when almond eye banner comes around.
>>555012197mant has no scenario card (throne is a scam)grand live has light hello which is in the banner with tachyon so you'll roll anyway
witmaxxing might be the biggest gaslight of all time
>>555012095El is his potential uma. I can see why though, pace promote El with groundwork is instawin on all tracks and distance. But if you want a non-gimmick El, you need to spark her front to A.
>>555012064NOOOOO MY WIFE IS A DRUNK USELESS PIECE OF SHIT THAT CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOCIETY !!!!
>had the perfect run>lose the final unity cup racefuck this game
>>555012328Absolutely get uma stan. Now your xoguri is an upgraded golship
>>555008738gonna spend it soon on ny opeo
>>555012064YEEEEEEES MY WIFE IS A DRUNK USELESS PIECE OF SHIT THAT CONTRIBUTES NOTHING TO SOCIETY !!!!
whats the meta team for cm9?seriru guide taught me fuck all
>>555011497TAKE OFF *crashes*
>winning big in sagittarius so no need to make replacements>can't prep for capricorn as speed Fuku will make every uma made before have considerably lower statsback to comfy one parent run a day again
>>555012249>>555008738Hmmmmm
>>555012095eventually the lucky pace gamble will work if he keeps saying it every cm... people will stop bringing fronts... any second now....
>>555012619>f2p>13 rainbows instead of 15anon you're slacking off
>>555012354Is there a long enough period between banners where we can stockpile Uncap items?
>>555012619>He missed a rainbow shardholy brick
>curren is le bad for cm9nyoooooooooooooooo
reminder that neicha has a BOYFRIEND and does trainer x trainee RP with him
>>555012664Worked in early CMs, before Seiun showed up.
>>555012690is she? seriru said shes good
>>555012718yeahme
>>555012587The point is there isn't one, run whoever you want as long as you have Sprint A Turf S and all the gamble accelerations
>>555012619why you still playing the game blud, just log in every 6 months until 2028 you'll still get all the gibs in the inbox
>>555012619You're way ahead of schedule, the amount of handouts will increase dramatically by the time those cards come around. Add some more short term stuff or you're gonna burn out from the game before any of that arrives.
>>555012690Who cares it's a slot machine CM, you can win with any sprinter anyways
>luck based game>get mad I don't get shit knowing that I am an omega lucklet>keep playing the game anyway despite it not rewarding me with anythingAm I actually a gambling addict?
>>555012690>curren quitting the only CM she can run on
>enter seriru video>hard rock music starts playing in the background
>>555010380I love VA jokes or fanarts
>>555012303After-School was from SR Sweep, and Standing By was from a spark from Narita Taishin, or maybe it was from a random spirit burst I forget>>555012510Thanks! So far I have this, 233 points left still, there's slipstream, winter runner, pressure, and end closer savvy on the list, any worth taking? I am leaning towards winter runner
>>555012783how important is groundwork on pasa?
>>555012858I ran Curren in Virgo.
uh ohwhile other umas are racing, curren is with toreina
>>555012690Begone, ye filthy wench
>>555012884I'm not a believer but no one knows for sure until the meta solidifies. It can be strong if people stop bringing fronts but I don't think they will.
>>555012850>raped by the gacha>raped by the parent system>raped by CM racesYes
>>555012914I can assure you, Curren is anything but virgo
can you guys STOP gaslighting for a single day? i'm sick of losing cm
>>555012883You got no spurt,its a dud.Also you can stamina eater as one recovery.
>>555012690So? Are you going to change your team because someone else said that?
i heard dirt umas do anal
how the fuck do i even build taishin for sprint?what accel/skills does she want? just spurt or what
>>555013000KEK AND BASED
>>555013000*gets on knees and cryes*don't say that...
>>555012880saishin romance with teio
>>555013000dios mio
>>555013114watch seriru guide
do i still want turbo sprint/plan x/rushing gale on late surgers and end closers?
>>555010380UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOH
>>555013250DAMN BRATS
>>555013239You want OYL on lates and spurt on ends
>>555013239if you're fine running a literally dead card for rushing gay sure
>>555012883Your Dober/Ryan's unique? Not having spurt is understandable but you gotta at least have one of those inherits
>>555013000AAAAAAIIIEEEEE TRIPS OF TRUTHcurrensisters our responses...
>>555013364dont say that about teio mlb...
>>555013000nyo...
>>555013000I give it up. Good one.
>>555012883I've seen people with less than 600 stamina with bad condition win with end. You need less Stamina incase you want to redo training Christmas Oguri, considering you need like 650+ stamina to win with pace.>>555012587Im just throwing this team trial King Halo>>555012791Its a good exercise in controlling my impulses while Im investing in stocks.>>555012804I'll throw carats at Christmas Daiwa, maybe and pick up the rest with legend races, I hope they improve the gains with accelerated schedule.Im not confident with my luck see >>555012197, 100 free pulls and just 1 Rice Shower and 1 Supercreek to complete her MLB
>>555013001the gaslight meta is to watch witgod's video then completely say the opposite thing of what he said
reminder that plan x is a literal dead skillDON'T TAKE IT
>>555013000This is the Uma police! We received report of a murder here!God damn, that's brutal
say with meei ei mun!
>>555012602wont by comfy anymore once I give you aids
>>555013000>Trips of truth
One week ago /uma/ was telling me that plan X and rushing gale were the only accels for CM9 and now witgod is saying not to take it. You guys are braindead.
>>555013680hip hip mun*
i trust witgod like i trust my father
post lobby
>>555013415How the fuck do you survive the uma world as a teenage boy?
>>555013775lobby
>>555013680I want to ei ei her mun.
>>Ra...
>>555013775
>>555013718>Ironically listening to a 1 CM winlet in GlobalHow many graded league CM in JP did he even win lol
>>555013718They are the only proper gamba accels though.Pasa and Creek are 1/4 accels.
What skills to pick for my pace Bakushin, I have:1)Plancha2)Curvature3)Turbo sprint4)Rushing gale5)Umastan6)Highlander7)Ignited pwr8)Ignited spd9)nimble navigator10)meticolous measures11)pace chaser straightawaysI picked 1)Plancha2)Curvature3)Turbo sprint4)Rushing gale5)Umastan6)Highlander7)Ignited pwr10)meticolous measures11)pace chaser straightawaysNot enough sp to pick nimble, should I sacrifice anything for the nimble, or I'm good?
>>555013718idk why he's saying not to take plan X it's literally the same as turbo sprint but twice as likely to trigger in a good spot
>>555013718Rushing Gale is the same as Turbo Sprint and witgod recommends the latter. He also has Rushing Gale himself on his Pasa. Read between the lines.
>>555001313Your oshi, of course!
>>555013775My girls, and Doto.
heck
>Try to ragequit career after failing to proc long>Connection error, get booted to the homescreen>Can't get back in, stuck at 60% with a connection error>Repeat 6x>Go to /uma/ to complain>Feel something pop>Look down>Covered in blood>Biggest nosebleed in yearsUma for this feel?
>>555013690bro? at least invite me to dinner first
>>555013474I'll look into redoing tomorrow, it was close between Cap and Creek, both are mine (The cap, creek, and tamamo are mine). I honestly thought the Tamamo was gonna be more in the lead, I just need to get these runs done before bed and I'll see how it goes tomorrow
>>555014042wtf
>>555012682>>555012689Nice try
>>555013972Looks good, nimble is less consistent on pace. I'd consider cutting met measures for ignited spd though, you seem to have a lot of the required accels as-is.
>>555014042based
>>555014121Oh, and I STILL can't log in.
>>555013250UOHOHHHHHHB
>>555014121teiobro...
>>555014392
So NSM is a good accel, according to witgod, and anon told me what it's will not proc for pacers next cm.
>>555014121anon go to the doctor nosebleeds are not normal
How do you guys hit the speed cap with 2 speed cardsWhere the fuck is kitasan during senior like jesus christ she is fucking everywhere BUT speed
>>555014512Go test it out yourself and come to your own conclusions.
>>555013976>twice as likely to trigger in a good spotNo. Turbo Sprint can only trigger at the start of a straight. Plan X is like playing darts blindfolded trying to hit a good spot in the entire late-race. Turbo Sprint is the same as Rushing Gale.
ok bros im going to play enfield for the next 8 hoursplease analyze the seriru data and come up with a definitive answer as to what team is the top meta for cm9 before i come back okay?
it's a new day
How weird Seriru's testing comes out different from /uma/'s. Really weird.
>>555014512witgod also said that you need stam sparks for air groove because she has japanese oaks as a goalmeanwhile you can survive pasa's career with no stam and she has derby, japan cup and arima kinen
>90 club points
>>555014626You guys really need to stop talking out of your ass
So when do you guys queue?
>>555014793You weren't supposed to point this out...
teio is the worstmost uselesstrainee in the entire game
>>555014540Neither am I.
>>555014885don't say that
>>555014851I usually wait for you so it's easier for me
Things Teio is useful for:1. Stress relief
>>555015109>>555015109>>555015109move
bread doko
>>555014851Immediately at opening
>>555014885>teio is popular because of season 2>makes her as shit as possible in the game>oguri is popular before, now even more popular thanks to cindgray>makes her strong and specialized meta uma in the game What gives?
DON'T BULLY THE TEIO!
>>555014723I built pasa and you definitely need some stamina to finish her career
>>555014723difference is that Air Groove is a jobber and can randomly lose any triple tiara race even with high stats and skills, while umas like El, Daiwa, Oguri, and others have easy mode careers and can win the arima kinen with sub 400 stamina and B long just with their strong uniques
Oh, I thought this maxed at 100 borrows, not 100 club points. Lame
>>555010380Shinfogeah
>>555014885nyo...
>>555015149teio is one of the biggest benefactors of evolves skills
>>555014851When I finally give up.
>>555014885>not mayano>not rice shower>not biwa
>>555013474>he MLB'd Super CreekLucky fucker
>>555013775My lobby is always who I'm training for CM plus one more.I do this because my goldfish memory will forget who I'm training otherwise
>>555014885thinnest guy in the thread
