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darkies world
>>555016720it's called "Africa"
it’s christmas!!!!
none of this would have happened if my roommate covered their mouth when they sneezed and coughed while sick, well I hope I get them twice as sick again now fuck you
>>555016635Hooman!
>>555017427
>>555017802*smells like 2016.
Uoooh, bratty old man teasing the audience with his moe factor, he's practically asking for correction
new dess lora in the works
Why is Jevil's head barely attached to his body
>>555018670He found out that his world is a game, and that knowledge made him able to defy anatomy.
Fave is so stressed they've felt like they're gonna throw up for the past 5 hours
Fave throws it back.
>>555018670He’s a Jack-in-a-Box.
>>555019548
>>555017802
Your Twisted Sword theoriesNOW
>>555019810the twsisted sword ismypeanits:)just like mypeasnits:)
>>555019810malius knows about the thorn ring but doesn't know about breadthere might be implications there
sealsie!
>>555019548Toriel always was a party animal.
>>555020037eggf
What if Asriel came up to you and said https://litter.catbox.moe/erg2jiqyk8s8b6x7.png
>>555019810The Shadow Crystals show you delusions, the purified Pure Crystal shows you reality as isErgo the Twisted Sword which is made of it reduces Trance because it is a weapon of clarity and reality
>>555019708
>>555019810Lightners only want one thing
>>555020258
>>555018670this almost is a schizotheory post.almost.i like that.
>>555018574Pretty good, anon. I've always wondered where this depiction of Dess came from, HS?
>>555020342
>>555019875motherly dess is weirdly nice.
>>555020037
>>555020428DeltaNDestiny
>>555019810we will need two thornrings maybe
>>555019929Why would Kris say such a thing? I'm betrayed.
>>555019810it's a sword that is twisted
the twisted sword is my-oh someone did that joke nvm...>*walks away sadly head down*
why does toby have to waste mental bandwidth on this? shouldn't producer-sama handle all the logistic stuff so toby can focus on making the game?
>>555020698what happens in chapter 5 if you give noelle a thorn ring during an aborted snowgrave runwill she just not put it on because it's a torture device
>>555020772he is a connoseur of unnerving horror
i made fun of the quirky earthbound inspired indie games about depression and now i play and enjoy them.
im stupid and my ass is fatsaid fave
He wants to be Japanese so fucking badly
>>555020698he's referring to the keygen, which he also calls a [Commemorative Ring]
WELL WELL WELLWHAT HAVE WE HERETOBY FOX HUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHIM REALLY SCARED
>>555021290can i see
>>555020527
>>555021563This makes woke people burst into laughterWhere's the rape? Where's the drama? I can't fap to this! KRISELLE FOREVER
toby fox sold US government secrets to foreign agents and is on a watch list
>>555019810You'll be able to get a second Thorn Ring in Flower King, "marrying" Noelle and Kris under your control. You can't take the Thorn Rings off, meaning you never get a chance to make the Twisted Sword.On the normal route, it's the key to giving Kris more agency while you control him, and eventually he, going against the Knight's plan, throws you out at the behest of Susie. You find your Vessel.Aborted Snowgrave will have no serious implications.
>>555019810The weird route is power, but you are dependant on noelle.true freedom (and power) is when you forsake control of noelle by crafting the twisted sword.now you will be destroying darkeners, but i feel sooner or later kris will be disgusted with your developement and do something terrible to himself to stop you.this will result in kris' death and you will somehow find yourself that vessel. that perfect you.in this body, there will be no more backtalking nor will there be these sequences when he rips you out.we will come to understand that these moments where he rips us out are somehow important in preventing the prophecy and the lack of kris' intervention will bring doom.but in the end, you get your wish: you are all powerful in a rotting world.
>>555021230I remember seeing the first bits of Deltarune stuff back in 2018, literally the first thing being Ralsei and me thinking "what the fuck is this thing". Turns out a lot can change in 7 years.
>>555021093Because Sebastian is bad at PR so he has to clean his mess to keep his reputation.
>>5550198101. There are two prophecies2. Both are opposite & result in the same end (with different results and through different means)3. we (the player) are trapped in kris via gaster fuckery (undertale gaster) 4. the only way to escape is via noelle becoming our temporary vessel and permanent weapon5. To fulfil the inverted prophecy we need a "girl" who finds "love" (meaning noelle finding love via levelling up after lightner holocaust depicted in the sword route during) who wields a sword6. Twisted sword is the weapon that will bind noelle to the TWISTED (or inverted) prophecy>>555021340Spamton is definitely japanese, western businessmen dont dress like that
>>555021681China will make their own Fave Plantations and outcompete the US
>>555021093Toby gives rights to his music to Materia because he doesn't want to think about them and just wants to focus on his game.They're such a fuck up he's had to intervene personally multiple times and donate thousands of dollars and still suffered an erosion of good will.How much do you think he regrets signing with them?
snowgrave irl tomorrow
holy shit it is COLD outside
>>555021842I'm pretty sure Materia got into trouble over licensing and unpaid fees way before Toby signed up for them so he should've known better
>>555021686This doesn't work because kris & noelle are "used up" & it doesnt pertain to the prophecy>>555021708Toby wouldnt write something this retarded
Cant Toby buy the music rights back?
>>555021924nice knowing you all
>>555021924*ominous_worse.ogg*
>>555021715I was wondering why he was just an Asriel and why he was wearing a dress and if he was a girl or not, but he grew on me also. Granted, he grew on me in only a couple days. I don't know where I'm going with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylAF0WNvLx0
>>555021785ex; kris is described as the cage for the soul. This is because the soul (the angel) is not meant to be a friendly being to the heroes in the prophecy, we are bound and are meant to be guided along a path to ensure the victory of the heroes as deigned by whomever is pulling the "strings" of prophecy.noelle & the twisted prophecy route (weird route) is the way we escape "his" control
>>555022034>toby wouldn't write thathe wrote two retarded lesbian telenovelas and a story about "plz no jean of side"It's all about "you can't have your cake and eat it too."you will have to let go off noelle and literally toss here aside when you get her drunk on the power AND the guilt of having killed her classmate just to deny her that thrill of plausible deniability through your influence by harnessing that power yourself for yourself."i don't need you anymore"
I love fish
>>555019810The point of Weird Route is to awaken the side of Kris that ERAM wants to bring out, and the Twisted Sword with its trance down ability when equipped will help accomplish that somehow
mah namea faveff
>>555020545
>>555022371if you think toby would write something where the players actions are forced then you're an IQlet>when you get her drunk on the power AND the guilt of having killed her classmateforces that the player "gets drunk" on her power and forces that the player feels guilt for what they've donetoby's whole thing is player choice
i like toxic dess and i also like motherly dess
>>555021093He shouldn’t have been a dumbass in the first place.
>>555022467this is directly contradicted by the sword route, the weird route has nothing to do with kris.>the key is used up>noelle is used up>kris is used upThe prophecy is indellible and infallible, thats the base assumption of this games lore. Working within the loopholes and allowances of the prophecy (including inverting the prophecy & changing the heroes) is allowed, but deviating from what the prophecy outlines (including the sword route prophecy) doesnt happen
>>555022197nta i thought he was wearing a robe, like how asriel was wearing one in undertale at the end. he grew on me too, either i've always wanted a pet or i saw myself a little in him.
>>555022726Same. Sometimes separate, sometimes both.
>>555022726you freaks just want misato
>>555021842>They're such a fuck up he's had to intervene personally multiple times and donate thousands of dollars and still suffered an erosion of good will.Toby's interventions are just because Sebastian sucks at communicating. In all of those Toby agreed with his decisions. Now that they will have a dedicated PR guy people will stop whining about it. But don't kid yourself, Toby agrees with what they are doing.
>>555022765Are you sure it's Kris and not us that's getting used up? The guy that gets used up is the Kris inside the game which seems way more associated with the SOUL than KrisThe Weird Route also absolutely has to do with Kris, or we wouldn't have gotten ERAM taunting them about how a part of them enjoyed it
>>555022556i don't understand your issue of understanding that these characters still have agency of their own and that THE TOBY FAUX is writing them.have you played undertale at all?he will make happenstances go from bad to worse and that in some turn of events it will all be our fault.yes, these are our choices, but things usually turn well for us because we were good, but they don't have to turn good if nobody is there to fix these happenstances from us if nobody takes pity on us anymore, if everyone is afraid of you.
>>555022726You freaks just want the JP Prime Minister
UNFORTUNATE FACT: Toriel is a huge fan of Phil CollinsEVEN MORE UNFORTUNATE: Susie will become a huge Phil Collins fan through her
>>555023141>fort knightthat's gonna take a while.
>>555023167Nostalgia Critic coded post
>*ruins Undertale and Deltarune*nothing personel kid
>>555023042Gibberish nonsense completely unrelated to the pure fact that toby fox will not force player choice>>555023027>we wouldn't have gotten ERAM taunting them about how a part of them enjoyed itERAM taunts him because he enjoyed it since it wasn't actually him. The player won't be used up 'cause the sword route prophecy clearly takes place during ch5 and toby wouldn't randomly end the game at ch5 for the weird route with a "you were used up" thing, the prophecy was metatextually referring to kris when they said "you"
>>555023446he turned toriel into hoe cucking asgore.
>>555023446why is he such a disheveled homeless man?
>>555023593you will be forced to take a stance.and that stance will either be pacifistic or bad.
>>555023596if he really was japanese he wouldnt be caught dead with unshaved facial hair
>>555023446made for crucification
>>555022536Toriel BTFO
>>555023446>*ruins his wrists for your entertainment*and this is how /utg/ thanks him? shameful
>>555022726I like BPDess
>>555023446Whd he make Toriel a whore
>>555023775>he wouldnt be caught dead with unshaved facial hairYeah Japanese devs never have facial hair.Kojima, Itoi, Kamiya, Harada, IGA...
>>555024240deltarune is an exercise in subversion. were your expectations subverted? so he succeeded
>>555024365Got limited patience for that
Bratty and Catty meeting Bratter and Catter
>>555024385>Knight shows up like this to the ICE-E's Dark World
>>555024240She always was
>>555024240She always was a whore, you were just too blinded by 'muh goatmom' to notice.
why did toby put his wrists into hydraulic presses in between undertale and deltarune's release? Is he stupid?
>>555024783Big whoop, I wanted a character representing safety and motherhood to remain that way. There was a legacy here, thrown into the trash for no good reason.
>>555024913Stolen mod ha ha
>>555024867Be nice, he was under a lot of pressure during that
>>555025013Ran out of jokes haha
>>555024867i said this years ago but toby broke his wrist fisting temmie
>>555023446inevitable in any long running series
Aborted snowgrave chads will win
you guys are too harsh on Toby. he's just an amateur videogame enthusiast doing his best
>>555025664you post cute stuff.you balance out my cursedness.good.
alphys shoot the wrist destruction ray at toby again
Noelle if she spokehttps://files.catbox.moe/alr80k.mp4
toby can i have 25 dollars back i dont like your game anymore sorry
>>555024309larping westaboos
>>555021686>Aborted Snowgrave will have no serious implications.toby is a hack if true. teasing a way to craft the sword and in the same chapter having a way to obtain the ring needed in your inventory and then having no serious implication is simply bad
really makes you think. . .
>>555026235>teasing a way to craft the sword and in the same chapter having a way to obtain the ring needed in your inventory and then having no serious implication is simply quirkyftfy
>YOU ARE LISTENING TO>H-T-D-R: Hometown Daytime Radio>FOR THOSE THREE PEOPLE STUCK IN TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW>*honk-honk* *Wilhelm scream*>"We have yet another request here, folks, from a caller who wished to stay anonymous">"They told us to say this: This song is dedicated to my dear mom, I hope she hears this, because, there's no other way I can express how I feel about her">"Aww, ain't it beautiful, folks? Anyway, this is~">"Actually, I can't say this one out loud, so let the music speak for itself!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8NdbqQ7VI
>>555026276well it actually didn't make me think. now what
>>555021093How is flagging people over covers going to result in things being better? You’re just pissing your fans off, and trying to justify it makes you look like an asshole.
>TOBY RAPED ME hours againYawn
>>555025950>kris...I hate it.will not listen to the rest.
There's been a murder and (You) are a suspect
>>555026501nigga it was one word
>>555026535I hit em' with a polite "nyoh~" and the feds escort me out of the building
>>555026743mwah~
>>555026819goata squisha
toby has not spoken out against ICE. xisters, lets get him
>>555026390If I lived in a town of a hundred or so people and one of them was a goat whore, I'd do the same>>555026819I've tried this gote summoning ritual but it never seems to work
would toby get deported for looking iranian?
I moved a bunch of wood logs today. Getting a fireplace ready for the snow said fave.Trundle has been spotted in a bank consuming several empty cardboard boxes. It is currently unknown why he does this. Some suggest he might convert anything he eats into pure energy like in Undertale.
>>555027036It's RNGyou goata keep at it
>>555026276just noticed deltarune is all lower case letters. what did Toby mean by this? is it an hint about how how deltarune is nothing but low quality slop?
Hey I just had a random thought...Sans in Undertale is technically part of the royal guard and is on human patrol. But like, for people who believe that Sans came from Deltarune, he's literally drunk with and maybe fucked a mom who had an adopted human child. So, he knows humans are people. But according to his dialogue at the hotel, if UT Toriel hadn't asked him to keep Frisk safe, he would've killed Frisk. Isn't that kinda fucking insane?The rest of the monsters minus Asgore have the 'excuse' of their generations of oppression and suffering, to the point that humans are like mythical bad guys rather than people. But Sans was a couple years away from having a human stepchild. The guy runs runs the grocery store was on board with killing a nine year old??
>>555026276Undertale winning bigly.
>>555026235if it is just cut content and not an epic tease, will you explode
>>555027114>toby is aryani went in there, big ugly faces and said: yer fired"
>>555027401no, i will call toby a hack but i already do that so nothing change
>>555027298he thinks frisk is the one responsible for flowey's timeloops, so killing them is reasonable in this case.
Personally, while I'd obviously like the game to have as much great content as possible, I am mentally/emotionally prepared to be satisfied as long as the game sticks the landing for one of its ending(s).
>>555027298are you stupid or have you forgotten the entire plot of UT
im a stupid fucking newfag piece of shit.. im sorry :(
How will it affect his career when the full uncensored racist video resurfaces? Will the "it was a long time ago" defense work?
>>555027672>>555027556OK the time loop issue does make it betterStill a little crazy he gets to this point if DR doesn't reveal he already has some schizo/science shit going on behind the scenes
https://gamebanana.com/mods/606962They made a tranny ralsei mod, huh, and as you can see, theres the hypocrisy of people complaining about the kris gendered mod while defending transfem ralsei mod on the same breath
>>555027715the japanese love racism. he will be fine
>>555027775don't forget that Sans talks about knowing 'people like you' during genocide, I think people who believe UT Sans is originally from DR are working under the assumption that Kris did something fucking horrible and Sans survived it
>>555028024kris raped toriel
I did not care for Chapter 3
>>555028024Kris doesn't drink enough milk and his skeleton is in pain
>>555028017
I didn't bother playing the game until recently in order to shield myself from false expectations and headcanons built up over the course of the game's 25+ year release.
does anyone else have a habit of curling their hair into knots
>>555027298Sans was bluffing when saying that. In genocide he says being friends with the anomaly would be better than fighting them.
>>555028240Surprisingly wholesome. Maleficent vibes
does anyone else have a habit of scratching their head and scratching their head and scratch scratch scratch to get all the dead skin off but then you create more dead skin from the scratching and scratch scratch scratch
>>555028629Full nelson on Susie while Kris' legs shake and tremble from the strain, persevering only through sheer lust
why did sans rape frisk that one time
My computer is crashing whenever I try and play a game. Seriously contemplating buying a steam dreck just so I can play Chapter 5 on release.
Does anyone else have a habit of posting Faves on the Underrune General
you guys are reminding me how Undertale is like the Best Game Ever
deltarune but its about some stupid bs
>>555028892He was a lolicon
>>555028981Nothing changes
deltarune is an obscure japanese game
>>555028802Kris' lumbar will be imbued with the Soul's power for that momentStill gonna be paraplegic the morning after though
the d stands for dreemurr
>>555027556>>555027775UT was a great game but we desperately need less time loop shit in modern media. The closer a story gets to Steins;Gate the worse it becomes.
i FUARKING love underrune
i only played undertale and deltarune recently so i don't have any nostalgia about them but i think they were........fine
>>555029319S;G is bad because the characters were bad. The time travel was fine.
deltarune but its narrative reflects the current controversial american international conflict at the time or some bs
Even if deltarune has some amazing conclusion it wont make for the convoluted mess it took to get there
>>555029319I think part of why Undertale works so well is that you really have to go out of your way to get any characters talking in-game about that meta aspect (besides Flowey about Toriel)The mechanics behind it are pretty well thought out. Such as Sans blaming the resets on you if you've never reset the game before still making sense because he thinks you're Flowey. It shows how robustly the game's internal logic ended up being even for more marginal (in terms of who experiences it) parts of the game. Stuff like Steins Gate or Zero Escape are defined by audiences as being "time travel games". Undertale avoids this fate despite having an interesting take on it.
>>555029319time loops are fantastic framing devices for character exploration and only fail if the characters suck dick
>>555022920being a child is wanting to be shinjibeing an adult is wanting to be ryojieither way you want to fuck the washed-up alcoholic lady with daddy issues
>>555029415you will have nostalgia about them when deltarune will fully release
>>555029095>fetus gerson: i'm young!
toby i want my 25 dollars back please
>>555029696The evangelion girls fucking suck man. Like I wanna fuck Carol but even I know shes not good wife material or even gf material. People unironically want to have asuka or rei as their wives and thats such a bad idea;.
toby forcibly aped me with his crinkled ape magic finger
might as well be called deltagoonyou know how tolkien made lotr just because he wanted a way to feature his made up languages? deltaroon is just a way for toby to feature furry characters he wants to see porn of
You are a gas station employee in a socially progressive, fiscally conservative minor metropolitan are connected to several suburbs. This girl comes in and asks to buy beer. Do you sell her beer?
every chapter is a different game made by a different toby so it will be obviously convuluted
>>555029865none of them are good but rei is the least bad option for shinjianyone that disagrees is retarded
being a child is wanting to be sansbeing an adult is wanting to be mettaton
>>555029865Shut the fuck up.
>>555029319Undertale does time travel way way better than S;G.
I think there's a (relative) dearth of red-antlered December fanart for how obvious red-antlered December feels as a parallel to Kris.
>>555029938I wouldn't risk itSuburban parents are high-strung and litigous and suburban kids will snitch the second they get caught
>>555029865>even I know shes not good wife material or even gf materialHow do you know? You've not played the game. So what you are basing this on? Your goon material where her feet are out and she has giant tits?
>>555029865>is this the face tem makes when you call temshop "temslop"?
>>555030120Kris has red fake horns to be a part of the family they loveDess gets blue real antlers that look the same as her mom that she hatesIt's like poetry they rhyme
>>555030120red velvet dess.
will the ralsei/asriel connection ever be explained or are we just supposed to accept it as is?
>>555030096Cool theyre still absolute messes of people and actively make shinjis life even worse.>>555030241Because even her husband knows shes not a nice person. Shes an absolute cunt. Ive seen the carol scenes too. Shes clearly in the know about the knight and undyne being kidnapped and possibly being sacrificed.
>>555030264>Dess gets blue real antlers that look the same as her mom that she hatesSee, I also don't really think Dess ever hated Carol, or that Carol especially disapproved of Dess. Dess spent a lot of time with Kris, and Carol likes Kris. They apparently owned a piano for the sake of Dess and Kris.
>>555029527>The time travel was fineWorldlines and attractor fields are retarded writing convenience time travel mechanics. Steins;Gate really isn't as good at time travel as people pretend it is.
>>555029865>Talking about anime he hasn't watched and games he hasn't played
>>555030395you can ask the same question about the many misteries in the game
>>555029938I'd give her benefit of the doubt if the ID believable enough.
I like the episode of Futurama where Fry becomes his own grandpa
>>555029527Kingdom Hearts handles time travel better.
>>555030486I havent played the chapters out of spite at this point because I know it makes people on here mad and thats funny and ive watched evangelion before.
>>555029527I swear the only decent character was Suzuha. Hated everyone else.
notch and toby fox boxing match to decide who is the king of indie gameswho wins?
Living your life based on spite isn't worth it anons!Life is lifegem, please live!
I like the episode of futurama where Fry finds out his brother named his son after him.
>>555030715look at the size of him
i liked sg and zeroescape
susie doesn't have nipplestherefore she can walk around topless and the law can't do anything
>>555030751based
>>555030751I just want to see the prophecy happen.
>>555030715Toby is small but fit.Notch is not fit in the slightest bit. Toby would win despite being 1/4 of his weight.
>>555030856Zero escape is basedS;g is meh. I can take it or leave it.
Fave gets infected with mega rabies.
>>555030640>I havent played the chapters out of spite Letting other people control your actions. Consider yourself mogged.
>>555030715Severely disabled (obese inactive windbag) vs Severely disabled (worked too much and destroyed his wrists)You expect Notch to take it due to size and working hands, only to discover he forfeit two seconds into the match and went on Twitter to complain about how lonely he is.>>555030752The other day I was thinking about IASIP and how "Mac Finds His Pride" works because sprinkling drama or emotional catharsis into episodic comedy just really works for some reason, and Futurama was the other example I thought of for it.It's like how spice improves foods
>>555029865None of them should fuck a criminal like you.
>>555030975you have an interesting definition of "fit"
*COUGH COUGH COUGH HAHK HAAAAAKC HAUGH COOOOUHG HORF HOUG*
>>555031073That's kind of how Underrune works too isn't it
>>555030856fave would like to talk to you about termites
one day deltarune will be a full game and discussion about it will be very different from what we have nowcarpe diem
>>555029938McLovin?
>>555031063>being mogged cus you cant ignore me>>555031097I dont want to fuck anyone except Carol that I listed. Evangelion girls are just bad news.>>555031206He was a runner in high school and you can be very thin and still be fit if youre active. He could easily outrun anyone on this board.
notch would fucking go beast mode on toby why are we thinking any different
>>555031394>He could easily outrun anyone on this board.I ran track in high school..
>>555031316We know Rudy
you're going down markus peerson
will kyle appear in the final release of deltarune?
>>555031037I dropped S;G because I got too bored but I hear it gets amazing later on
>>555031342We've only had Tenna and Kris confirmed to be working for the Knight for 7 monthsIsn't that crazy
>>555031415Notch would fucking die if he did 30 seconds of cardio it would be like sam hyde boxing except even worse.>>555031481ok but can you still run well? he hasnt put on any weight despite working on a game which normally gets you chubby thanks to sitting down so much.
>>555031394Carol would put you in jail.
>>555031667notch would still rape toby though
>>555031342I kinda hope Chapters 6 and 7 don't come out too quickly, since the feeling of the game being open-ended really does feel special and nice, and as much as I treat canon as just a suggestion, the ending is gonna weigh on everything no matter what - the discussion, the fanart, all that stuff. I kinda wish I joined the ride earlier, but at least it's still fun right now.
What if Fave deflated and you had to blow them back up and vulcanize them with rubber where their leak was?
>>555031509nasty. this is why you shouldnt live in a country away from your mother
how would people feel about undertale if it was released in chapters and we just finished waterfall
>>555031337Underrune is not quite like Futurama or IASIP. When I say "episodic" I mean "not serialized", so you can generally watch those shows out of order without the break in continuity materially impacting your experience. Underrune is "serialized" in the sense the order of events and set pieces matters.Underrune also has a more somber tone. There are a lot of jokes, jokes every screen actually, but it's always framed in the context of something pretty serious going on. Actually, the closest TV parallels to Underrune off the top of my head are Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. Vince Gilligan's directorial tone and tendencies really match up with Toby Fox. It's kinda awesome now that I think about it.
>>555031679Considering humans are very overpowered in undertale and if its at least halfway true in deltarune im pretty sure by default im god tier in hometown.>>555031748https://youtu.be/ziIRm1u_zX8?t=53It would go down like this except he would be gassed in 10 seconds.
*zooms around my chudsaucer slurping on a Big Gulp*Did the snowgrave happen yet?
baby got trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylTsu5guPw&list=RDnylTsu5guPw
>>555031958Travo Boby
>>555031509Jesus how fucking hard do you examine these images I didnt even examine temmie changs images trying to spot her feet this much.
>>555031814this is why I can't agree with people whining about how they wish the game came out all at once. this is a unique experience for a game. Enjoy it for what it is.
>>555032025Krew...
>>555032160>here's a weapon upgrade jak>go fucking kill berdly for me
>>555030856Based time travelling enjoyer
>>555031845Slap Flex Tape on Fave butt
Jak and Daxter is the most ugliest piece of shit ever made and I can't believe that Americans back in the 2000s had such disgusting taste in general.
>>555031958The closest TV parallel to me is Twin Peaks. They're both meta and heavily blend genre. Both have a dark mysterious otherworldly presence haunting a seemingly idyllic small American town. The plot of both is set in motion by the death of a popular local girl with secrets. Both have cameos by the creator. Seriously the more I think about it the more connections there are. I would be shocked it Toby hadn't watched it.
>>555032547Metalhead coded post
>>555031565>I hear it gets amazing later onIt doesn't, that's when all of the bad writing related to time travel starts showing up.
>Spamton Piece has been added to your inventory
>>555032547Spicy take, it is not that deep into westoid ugly art territory
>>555031958>Actually, the closest TV parallels to Underrune off the top of my head are Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.Not LOST?
>>555032608He watched the Deadly Premonition let's play but same difference
>>555030856rezero >>> zero escape and s;g imo
>>555032746I feel like the main way it's similar to LOST is that it has a bunch of super fans that talk about the mysteries, but that's a little superficial IMO.I haven't seen LOST so I could be talking out of my ass, I just know it from cultural diffusion.
>>555031958I've seen Breaking Bad, and binged the entirety of BCS, and I can't think of any parallels. It's been a while since it since though. BTW, Breaking Bad was better.
>>555032608Its one of the lesser painful Twin Peaks cloneSteven Universe is the most painful
i feel like i am behind on everything when it comes to popular culture honestly
>>555032690I need more nice nice weather fanart to ignore what's going on outside
>>555031958in what way does breaking bad feel like underrunei say this as someone who is familiar with both
>>555032861Finally a good take here
>>555032746lol was about to say
>>555032938I don't mean parallels in terms characterization or events. I mean like I said in the post, the directorial tendencies of Vince Gilligan. EG, his shows are well known for casting a lot of comedy actors to do drama, and are very funny despite the serious and dramatic subjects.
>>555033016
the actual show that's closest to underrune is gravity fallssame mysteryfag community and goofy cute characters
Fave DOES NOT believe in Santa Claus.
>>555032967Are you trying to say Rose Quartz is like Laura Palmer?
>>555033265>A Dark World of Noelle's house>fighting the dancing Santas>the S-Action is "Don't Believe"
>>555032938Ew not it wasnt BB is very much a product of its time
>>555033264Gravity Falls itself is heavily influenced by Twin Peaks. So much so that Alex Hirsch wanted Lynch to voice Bill.
>>554963205I need to know what this was but the xitter account is in hiding most likely from the scary 4chan invaders
Fave DOES believe in Santa Christ.
>>555033315What? No, people try to copy Twin Peaks for the lore mysteries and the townsfolk, SU did the former really well in the beginning and took the slider too far for the latter and went into townie retardation and focus
>>555030975you do know you can only use your hands in boxing? you do know his exploding wrists prevent him from landing a punch(the impact would just be absorbed by notch's fat anyway)
>>555033549original post linked https://www.furaffinity.net/view/63758788/the one you're replying to https://www.furaffinity.net/view/63729766/
>>555033016just try to ignore that mondays exist.
'preciate all the nice weather pics
Fave is done with laser hair removal. they've been at it for over 2 years and the results arent half as good as they were hoping by now. fave despises their beard but there's only so much that can be done
>>555032547that game fucking sucked because of how enemies would damage you just for touching them rather than having them actually have to do an attack.
I feel dysphoric for not having hooves and fur
Choose
>>555033716You do know fat people cant fight worth shit without proper training right? They gas out insanely fast. Toby can win purely just by letting him gas out and striking him with even just one hand.
why did evolution think it was so important to spend valuable life energy on forcing me to grow facial hairlike that energy could be going towards muscles, bones, anything really would be more useful
>>555033950
>>55503446410 and susie and noelle both suck and fuck me
>>555034301Laser hair sounds cool, why would anyone want to remove it?
>>555034315good thing jak's spin attack is huge then
>>555033960THANKS
Basically you need to watch Twin Peaks since that's the one people are copying
>>555034464i'm not getting on a flight with berdly on it
>>555034530evolution doesn't give a fuck about anything but your ability to shoot sperm into someone
>>555034545Spin the goat
>>5550344648 or 10. Going with 10 because Noelle would probably just be pissed at me for being in the way of her and Susie. Whereas Ralsei might actually appreciate my company just because I'm a Lightner. I'll ask Tenna to play us an in-flight movie which will both make him happy and shut him up. Lancer will be taken care of by his second dad. And maybe, just maybe, my hand will find itself clasping Ralsei's paw.
>>555034545listening to castle town while viewing this gif probably makes it the most beautiful yet tragic thing possible. well, in deltarune, that is.
>>555034530Kangaroos have no right to be that ripped by eating grass or whatever the fuck
>>555034563formerly sneed's
>>555034715then put that energy into sperm pressurization so they shoot out faster DUH
>>555034756Oh my gooooood I'm stupid I meant EIGHT,EIGHT
>>555033689
>>555034464Spamton would be in a crate in the cargo hold, Queen would be piloting the plane, and Rouxls would be tied to the wing
>>555034464sup
>>555031509toby thinspo
Chapter 7 will be written by chatgpt
>>555034464So I can sit next to Kris Dreemurr and Comic SansAnd hear 'em arguing who first got into Toriel's pants
>>555035006hee hee soul crab
Chapter 7 will be written by SusieUnironically
>>555034863Wouldn't it be best to make all the guys 1 pump chumps instead?
>>555035141welp im fuckedCUE BLACK KNIFE
>>5550344641 or 4, for some reason I think I'd feel safe around Starwalker. For 1 the Knight has no reason to kill or kidnap me and I can quickly get up to leave (the only other seat with that advantage is 2 but Spamton would be creepy and/or annoying) but the downside is that the Knight's shoulders might get in the way. 4 has me sitting next to Starwalker but it's a middle seat and I don't know who the person in 3 will be.
Toby is bigger than Notch where it counts
>>555035434clearly the optimal evolutionary next step is to evolve sperm that can impregnate menthis doubles your reproductive success, maybe more than double because men might spend more time around other men than around women on average
>>555035763His net worth?
>>555035414purple pen
Fave's GOT TO HAVE...MONAAYYYYYYYYYY...
>>555035870Susie really is a bratty latina who wears cookie monster pants to school. I need a girl like that bad.
>>55503446410 for a nice flight 5 for miles high club with rouxls. (i will stuff lancer in the seat pocket to protect his innocence)
>>555036096she knows nothing she is regarded
>>555036005his huge fanbase
>>555036158I hated those girls in middle school, one made our teacher cry
>>555036005Notch is a billionaire he has Toby beat by a lot.
>>555036040
Anchor anon is not here, but anyways.
skibidi im gonna fuckin rape fave
>>555036391I got u. personal creations anchor your spankor
Is magma vc even worth it at this hour
kris and asriel superstar saga
This sure came and went.
>>555036483Lmao hi
doomin'
Were-goats
>>555036628I'm not the usual anon but I always have it on hand because I was there at ground zero
>>555036689ewwwww
>>5550344648 or 10But maybe 8 because it would be less weird
>>555034464Picking 8 because I really wanna be next to Tenna but I don't wanna have to deal with Ralsei, I'd take a moment to shove him into one of the bathroom stalls and mess up the lock so he can't come out
>>555036612feels like nothing is deserving of lasting focus, everything is just a social media flash in the pan before we move onto consuming, destroying, then forgetting the next thing.
Noelle becomes the Angel and her first action is smiting everyone who has put dick in femslash. The world could be ending but averting or speeding that up's gonna have to be her second priority
>>555029319Dark is steins;gate but good
>>555037115stop being transphobic
>>555036506I'd join if other people do
The Fave Catcher
>>555037115Based, she knows how to set priorities
The Fave Runner
Noelle becomes the Angel and her REAL first action is smiting everyone who tagged characters and ships that only appear in the fic for like a sentence tops
>>555037451>when you elaborate on the entire sonic archie comic series to ralsei
>>555037115kek based
>>555037153That and Groundhog Day too.
>>555037115thank you noelle
>>555036612Yeah because we still have to wait for the game
>>555037495*resets the Ralsei trauma counter*
>>555037451Okay.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>555037195I'm there but I don't know for how long
>>555037153Dark is good because the cute girl gets fucked so many times in the show that I cum everytime
>>555036506I'll lurk
>>5550344642 where I forcefully put spamton on my lap and cradle him, “mistaking him for a lost baby”
king last breath
>>555036158No, Susie is clearly white.
what if carols clothes suddenly exploded ha ha ha
>>555037781goat night!
>>555038354why is there a fucking septum piercing in this little bitch i want to punch his dumbass face in with a piece of charge neodynium.
>>555038549What if all secondaries had their throats slit
>>555038518cute
>>555038496She's purple, you doughnut.
>>555038571Nose ring detectedOpinion rejected
>>555037781good night, fren
>>555031565>I hear it gets amazing later onIt doesn't.
>>555038731i am glad we agree.
do real friends actually exist
>>555038518On one hand, it's cool that this artist depicts Kris and Vessel's relationship exactly how I wanna see it.On the other hand, I gotta get good at drawing faster before they use up all the good ideas.
>>555038630>everyone whose "fave" is a ship>everyone who didn't play undertale>everyone who didn't play deltarune past the free ch1-ch2>everyone who didn't play deltarune at all>people that don't understand toby's writing and moral alignment>people that don't understand that the story is not about what you want but whatever you want away from the path means you get to eat dustfuck 'em i guess?
>>555038912nofuck you>smashes your birthday cake and reveals the presents were all cockroaches
>>555038912real boyfriends do
>>555038912no.maybe you can get someone to tolerate you.
>>555038912what's friends, is that like a myth?
>>555023941legit skill issue
>>555039228it's a show from the 90's i think
*sings the Friends intro*
toby's moral alignmentquirky goodunquirky bad
>>555039413i'll be there for you~
>>555039432
I will shoot that damn flower
>>555039453WELL, NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WASGONNA BE THIS GAAAY*Ralsei splat x4*
>>555039510toby's moral alignment is "awful fallafel"just because it sounds like "lawful" if said fast enough.
i will creampie that damn flower
>>555039637Inspired post
I think Deltarune was a terrible idea in the first place
>>555039708
>>555039768>has loving makeup sex with you
>>555039768MR ELECTRIC KILL HIM
>>555039768>Toby's fever dream RAPED ME
>>555034464WHERE'S 7? IS IT SAFE? WHAT HAPPENED TO 7?
>>5550399877 is in the restroom, on Papyrus' lap
the ending to deltarune is probably going to be meh.
So Im over here eating my yogurt thinkingMan how much did I get when is this going to end
>>555039768american outlet voltage frequency is roughly 60 times the normal resting frequency of a human heart and if you apply the voltage in such a way that the circuit completes - bridging over the heart - you can effectively exhaust the heart with a heart attack that can happen anywhere inbetween RIGHT FUCKING NOW and the next twelve hours.
american outlet voltage frequency, too, is an acronym.
>>555040402FaveRapeEQUENCYeah!
what if toby made a game without a metanarrative?
>>555040753Mettaton's narration is the most important part
>>555040402the elusive UF~because if it hits you, you UF a lot.i think american outlets have 120VAC by 60 Hz.resting heartrate is like 60-80 BPM.so roughly (over) beat per second.Hz is a measure of a repetition of a pattern per second.1/F yields you the time of a frequency takes in seconds while 1/Sec yields you it's Frequency.
what if toby just cancelled deltarune and focused on raising a family with his undertale fortune?
Stupid question in concept and maybe even stupider in plain text, does anyone know how to spell the name they gave the currency and river persons catchphrase in if undertale was realistic? I want to type them but they're too nonsense for me
>>555041029toby is a faggot and way too quirky.he's got zero "rizz", that's why he needed a team coordinator to keep his team in check because he is incapable of enforcing discipline on his team of trannies.
>>555040882We also have spicy outlets that put out 240v for heavier appliations.
>horny plugboy hours
>>555040262Maybe you should use it to shock your dead dad back to life
Would (You) adopt a Vessel if you knew that in one year you'd have to choose between:- giving it away to Gaster for means unknown- embarking together on a suicidal mission with the Prophecy hinting HEAVILY you won't survive
>>555041869Yes.100 percent yes.
>>555041342it would be a shock if anyone liked you.>>555041216most of euroworld has 230V on a single phase and 400V with 2/3 phases.
>>555041869can I have sex with it?
>>555037508I'm convinced S;G fans never watched Groundhog Day otherwise they would know S;G isn't nearly as impressive as they think it is.
>>555042021If you try to, your penis will be taken away by Gaster for means unknown
MY DELTAVROOM
>>555042074You're an idiotThe romance is completely different in both and is shit in Groundhog's Day. People don't just like S;G because of the fucking banana in the microwave CRT mechanics.
>>555042174what if it has sex with me?
>>555042334
>>555042456
Where is the racing mini game in Deltarune. All good jrpgs have a racing minigame.
>>555042368>romanceKurisu isn't even an interesting character. She's just waifubait.
>https://youtu.be/zJl6qaS-asg?list=RDzJl6qaS-asgtoby uploaded this yesterday to his account.
>>555042456i wanted one of these things so fucking badly. drifting on the big wheel trike was all fine and dandy, but imagine the minicar.
>>555042410Gaster will take both your penises
>>555040753It would just be Undertale but with a time travel plot instead of a SAVE and LOAD plot.
>>555042527
>>555040753Wonder if he'd state that upfront or just wait and see how long it takes for people to realize they're looking too hard
I wish Toby would just make good games instead of Deltarune
>>555043053deltarune is his idea of a good game
>>555043147that's unfortunate
i am just waiting for the game to kick me in the balls for playing the wrong way and that when ch5 comes out, everyone will post about how wholesome and cool and memorable it was just for me to return with a shocked, pale face and tell them "i didn't like it very much"
>>555042835...So if I have sex with Gaster, does my Vessel get his penis?
>>555043324toby will blueball you with the same ending, your choices don't matter
>>555043427+1 penis for each session
>>555042368Goundhog Day has sovl which s;g will never have, but maybe I'm a jaded fag.
Mad Kris: Furry Road
>>555042983
MAGMA CALLMAGMA CAAAAAAAALL
>>555043457So in a way, i will fall to my knees waiting for judgement for all the things i have done wrong and in the end we all get the same ending in death's silence?weirdly poetic.>while everyone enjoys their game>enjoys their life>i cowered.>and in the end, the game of our lives end the same>and we must ask ourselves>did we play a good game?>did we live a good life?nah, its not moralfaggy enough for toby.
>>555043628
Grown men in their 30s making up scenarios to get angry over
>>555042953Based. Sounds better than "player is the only evil character"
>How do I make a game related to Undertale without calling it Undertale 2?>How about an anagram?>Huh I guess I dont have a choice but to throw in some kind of deltarune into the story then. sure
>>555042574Yes, romance, the thing GD fails at and what S;G is about, S;G is a VN with mutiple routes based on romance options Banana jelly is all a vehicle for the romance
>>555043926Has Toby Fox done anything to make him trustworthy?
>>555044058People asked this about you in school but you repressed all the memories of your cockwomble behavior
<3
Thoughts on scat?
>>555044415it's shit.
>>555043584That's Metal Max kiddo...
post charasalso post comics and fanfiction with/about chara
fucked up making chicken, fml
>>555043938Sorry, CoL, but Undertale isn't that.
>>555043676i cant draw and dont have anything to talk about
Toby may want to be Japanese but ultimately Deltarune will never become a true Japanese game as it has not a single Gundam or Kamen Rider reference
>>555044790Here's your hooman and untranslated comic.
>>555043676I'm not making an account just for that
>>555044790
>>555044910simply tell CoL. to denounce the talmud.you can glitch them the same way by asking chinese people what happened on the tiannamen square.
>>555044790.
>>555044790normally i dont like charaposting, but this actually kinda beautiful
>>555023167
>Kris is a tranny because muh they/them>Just ignore how the first game refers to Frisk the same way and everyone treats her as a girl lmaoGod I hate Twitter
>>555045370Look a lot of artists on Deviantart are literal children so getting upset about their art is wwwwhy does Carol have braces
>rich>smart>funny>good looking>musical prodigy>respected by japanese industry veterans>made a culturally significant game that became a worldwide phenomenonhe is amazing
>>555045412why do you care what retarded people think?
>>555045412kris isn't a woman because i only want to rape men, therefore kris is a man
>>555045412Nu-fans try to make Frisk and Chara into trannies, too.
>>555043053Having all the eggs when you beat the game shows you the last hidden Toby drawer to check, then it dumps half the lore on you Xenogears style, plays a unique song during a cutscene, and then uninstalls itself
>>555045552
>>555043971You need good characters for a good romance. S;G struggles with that.
>>555045412Coulda fooled me, I legitimately thought you were talking about 4chan until I read that last line
>>555045063Susie will learn how to Rider Kick during the Knight rematch, trust the plan
>>555045608then go ahead and ni- i mean neg-max.
>>555045370>Embrace the clown life, NoelleI am losing it so hard right now
>>555045508for her fangs
>>5550456454chan doesn't count because it's just retards baiting other retards by pretending to be even bigger retards.There is no bait on Twitter, just people's 100% genuine unfiltered dogshit opinions
>>555045728idk what you're referncing
>>555045364wasnt there something like this but with the beatles songs instead or am I making that up
>>555045918Not referencing anything, I just can unsee the fact that they look like they're wearing clown make-up, and combined with their serious expressions, it actually made me bust my gut
The only thing I have to say about S;G is that maho is pure sex
It has been a remarkable season for Yuji Horii, from being awarded the Order of the Rising Sun, celebrating his birthday, and marking the 40th anniversary of Dragon Quest. Producer-sama is honored to have been able to have dinner with everyone that night, and recognize those amazing achievements.
>>555044790Taawa
>>555036483>>554720565
>>555046041okbtw we are /pol now
If only...
>>555046085SEX with this short autistic cumqueen
>>555046213Wowzers
>>555046114what's with producer hanging out with the hooker from ask japanese? do we think they...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxL3E_SymtU
>>555046218>not munching idly on the Israel flagruined
This but Noelle and Kris
>>555046085i hate this character design so much its unreal
>>555046213Damn, this hag is BEGGING to have younger, hornier men rail her.>>555046218>>555045918>>555045730>>555045370bruh
>>555046114Wait why the fuck does this clown get to hang out with Yuji Horii
>>555046218Noel would never say this about Izzy
>>555046213she should be cancelled for this. sphinxtennas are endangered
>>555046114Jealous?
>>555046520I know.....but you leave her the heck alone she has been through alot
>>555045730Kek, I imagined Tenna saying this and showing this picture
>>555046567Producer-sama pleasures old japanese men
>>555046510Kris and Asriel are the one who made the giant winged Angel and were working on a romhack of the game that's based on the book that's based on the prophecy though so they'd be the one with Prophecy OCsWhy am I putting this much thought into this
>>555046213top tier i hope she has a mad mew mew fur coat
>>555046767I put those names in the wrong order but I meant that Kris is the one who makes up cool Angel OCs while Noelle is the one with theological opinions who feels that Kris's behavior isn't so overtly objectionable that she can complain about it
>>555047010OhCarry on then
>>555046249agreed.
>>555046565not only did they use two different homophobic slurs (one in the title and another in the image itself)but they also have susie a pubestache
I still believe in Friend Inside Me
>>555046218silly doe
>>555046114I bet Toby only hired him for those sweet sweet connections
>>555047290the style of representation indicates troonism.maybe self-hating given the liberal useage of the word "faggot"?
>>555046213I fucking love how you draw Carol, she looks so cute. For some reason the cover of the book she's reading reminds me of Stonetoss.
happy birthday to me
>>555047646This art style causes me immense rage for some reason
>>555047718oк :)
>>555047708Thank you :) I see what you mean with the cover lol. Would carol read the in-universe monster politics equivalent, hmm
>>555046431im not japanese but if she hugged me I would have an instaboner(my penis would become erect very fast)
>>555047950It's deliberately very cutesy, so I kinda get it.
>>555048129AW HAIL YEAH
/utg/ converted me from krusie into krissel
>>555046085Maho is the only good thing about S;G 0.
>>555047738Happy birthday, anon
>>555048395you do know there is no way in heck that this can happen in a wholesome way, right?
>>555047738Somebody said you needed follow this road, here, come on let's go *carefully guides anon to their surprise waffle*
>>555048395>krissel
>>555048225
performative romance
>>555047738Happy birthday anon!>>555048536I know, but at least they are cute together and fan arts are good. Kris is happy with susie. (CONFIRMED)
>>555048404>Maho is the only good thing about S;GFixed that for you
>>555048953perforating romance
Performative nuance
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
bleed more you parasite
>>555049443Susie masterchief
>>555048094no shes definitely a Hillary dem
>>555049582she loves friends and doesn't afraid of anything
performative friendshipperformative kindness
>>555045541im the opposite of him
I perform with you in the dark
performative gaming
performative posting
Deviantart description:>I had a dream a week or so ago where I was reading a comic book with ralsei in a wheel chair and the chair exploded. And for like literally 7 panels in a row it's just him falling to ground off from the chair burning and then just lying dead. even in the dream I was like, "Oh my god what the hell they actually did this?"
miss lushious massacr spitting FACTShttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/sl5wOMte1R8
performative care
>>555050436>I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
FAVES SHINY TEETH THAT SPARKLEOH FUCK
performative vibing
mhm myes
>>555050436The guy's dream had accurate Chapter 2 Ralsei writing
performative fave
>>555048960sometimes i wish things weren't so terrible.you're alright.>>555048693what?
>>555050543
>>555050725joel miller
>>555045412>everyone treats her as a girl lmaowhat
DELTARUNE is like*spins wheel*Death Note and*spins wheel*Trigun
>>555050803???
>>555050975Deltarune is truly the Dark Souls of Earthbound-likes
>>555050975
>>555050981
Deltarune but it's an over the shoulder survival horror and Kris can roundhouse kick the zombies.
What's the deal with Ramb's name?Why does he have a specific name like Seam rather than a generic Darkener title?Is it because he's a shopkeeper or something?
The Faveler on the Roof
>>555048669>kris goes on a late night walk through hometown to clear their mind after the events of chapter 4>a few hours go by, and they find themself by the lake, sitting and listening to the waves>they eventually get bored, and decide to head home, to what they hoped would finally be a quiet night.>what they had failed to notice was a grey person coming out of the lake, following them home through their bedroom window.>what ensues is a quick struggle, one that nobody could hear over sans boning their mom>cue 3 hours straight of the most traumatizing and forceful sex kris would ever experience.>they never saw the grey person after that, it had left them after they couldn't take any more punishment.>the morning after, susie notices the way they are limping, but refrains from commenting on it.
>>555047738this ralsei is putting me in a fight or flight response
>>555051504That's probably what happens to any Darkner spawned from an item that is somehow unique in its current environment. Then again, maybe he was the only Euro adapter at the school as well.
>>555051504I think it's curious that Seam and Ramb both have that same pained look on their faceWhat is so bad in Deltarune that causes this neverending doomed world view in evwryone
>>555048596
i think enbies are beautiful
>>555051748This is why Kris hates this fucker.
>>555051748>You are filled with the desire to give back what has been given to you>Revenge Route is now available
performative darkness
>>555047738Happy birthday!
>>555051504it's weird that ramb and eram have similar names.
>>555051809Just like in Brave Little Toaster, some Darkners are more aware of their nature than others
>>555051829where do utg posters fall on this scale
>>555051676if i were a fave man er er er er er er er er er er
THE SNAKE DEVOURS IT TAIL
i need this
>>555052226im like a 3 (male)
>>555052226I'm a futch (not a lesbian)Anyways editing that scale I got confused about all these labels and I got this funny stupid idea that it's about the same difficulty as figuring out the elemental system in Deltarune. All this speculation about Gaster and the number six except instead of Gaster being cat/puppet it's Gaster being a soft butch. Another her. Man now I'm kinda sad that I haven't seen much cool genderbent Gaster, I only remember that one AU that also made the followers female (swapfell?) and some pictures of mysteriously breasted Gaster.
my head fucking hurts and I took like 6 aspirins today already
>>555053951
>>555053969arent you only supposed to take like 2 of those in a 24 hour period
>>555054080>Are those cracks on your face or part of your eye?>The lines flutter as if you cry.>The pain itself is reason why.
Fave wishes they had good skin. They find bad skin to be soul crushing
>>555054149probably but I dont give a shit lol
>>555054149nah you can take up to 8 standard doses. you should be taking the dual aspirin/paracetamol pills. as a chronic headache sufferer those are my go to and a real life saver.
I think Toby should have a Mike trio spinoff like Space Ghost.
>>555051504It's RAM with a B. And Romb is ROM(hack) with a B
>>555054726mike trio are just a memeno one cares about jongler
>>555054794Ok but he's a powerstrip.What does that have to do with Ram or Rom?
>>555054818I like Jongler cus he reminds me of Moltar
fave just started thinking about how they haven't gone swimming in years even though they used to love it
>>555054726>Mike, Mick & Michael
>>555054818What are you talking about Jongler is my favourite, the whole trio is entertaining
fave wishes they could go swimming but they are too self conscious of their shirtless body
>>555051809Pained smiles are strangely common in this series. Every major boss in Undertale makes one before dying. The horrible Gaster screeching noise is called, of all things, "smile.ogg." That moment with Ralsei near the end of chapter 4 is maybe the first time the motif has been explicitly addressed. Could just be a running theme, but also feels like it might be building up to something pivotal.
>>555047738late, but hbd my friend! here's to your happiness!
>>555055024then wear a swim shirt and say it's for sunburn
Imagine a world where Deltarune is actually goodI wish I could exist in that world
>>555055275Admit it. You'd still post useless bullshit like its Steam player count and stalkyscreenies of its developers instead of posting about the game.
>>555055024bro theres fat people who go swimming just go with it
>>555055024Fave will get better body by swimming.
>>555055024You can wear a shirt into the water you know
>>555055478take your meds sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEc1k0Ao1EIThis feels like natural dialogue for the mike trio
Does your fave fit the Akagi commandments?
What type of clothes do you think Tenna would wear outside of his iconic suit?
>>555055948thought this was an aot reference. i actually never finished the show
Fave only gets one moonshoe.
>>555056152borat slingkini
>>555056152dirty white t shirt and grey sweatpants
>>555055024I'm incredibly pale and wear a long-sleeve swimshirt + bottoms that go down to my ankles to protect against sunburns. Nobody has ever made comments about it. If you're worried about your ass showing, buy bottoms with a skirt if you're a woman, wear trunks over the standard bottoms if you're a dude.
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Monster Train is Gigigigiggiigigiga based
The Mike Trio get to host a talk show but instead of celebrities they have to interview posters from this general.
>>555056152absolutely terrible cartoony outfits with bowties and suspendershis dress sense is exactly the same as mettaton's but mettaton inexplicably pulls it off
>>555056529which posters would you want to get interviewed?
>>555056627stop INTERVIEWING HIM
*points at myself* applicable.*gestures towards you in a disgusted manner* ...not applicable.
>>555056874
>>555056627It woud be determined by throwing a dart on a spinning wheel
>>555057008i jump in front of the wheel taking each and every dart to the torso and hogging the spotlight
>>555057071>the three mikes stare at a fresh corpse in a chair, unsure how to proceed
>>555056627I think Anonymous would be a pretty interesting guy to interview
>>555057071ok dartfag
>>555056627we need to organise them into a mike-like trio of a schizotheory guy, a drawfag and a faveposter first.
>>555055948>And this is your chance to start anew!>And all we're asking you to do>Is let this Soul>Take control>And give up everything you ever knew!>And your heart will find its home>And our LOVE will never go>Now take this ring>And make it sting>AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE
I suppose I was, not very chuffed, by that dart
>>555056627I'm totally not biased at all, but they should really do that cool guy, Gzoply-doodle I think..? Interview him on how he keeps the threads running and how he came to love Spamton.
>>555057426
Faveworld: Faver's Wrath
>>555054909It's a goat species and Asriel played with him I guess.
>>555056035I mean Hokuto no Ken is a really dated, really braindead title with an unironic Mary Sue protagonist, it doesn't really warrant autistic critique like that because people with a brain have better things to do than analyze something so simplistic
>>555058064Susie is just the modern Kenshiro for furries
>>555058064Yeah but its cool and mogs most other anime cus it doesnt have a beta faggot main character
>>555058238She isn't. I could see someone making a version of the commandments but for Kris however, something about e.g. Kenshiro seems very Kris-hate (ironic or not) coded
Susie hits the Knight's pressure points, causing them to explode into paste.
>>555056035>15 year old baitBad /utg/, very bad /utg/ *sprays you with water*
I prefer Nanto Seiken tbqh
what does wolff think about me using an adblock for deltarune music?
Me getting chewed up by Muffet inside her mouth as her giant teeth break my bones and get drenched in my blood
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X2-FxqxTeA8
Toby fox is my fav developer for sure because my fav thing in games is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and his games are full to the brim of it. Every game is like one of those novelty snake cans, you launch the game & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this trickster, and you boot the game back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old tobster, that card. "Got your goat?" he says, laughing ケッケッケッケッケ. Watch him as he shoves a pair of plastic buck teeth right up into his mouth and displays em for you- left, right, center- "you like dese? Do i look handsome???" Pulls out a mirror. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again laughing as he snaps his suspenders, exits stage right, and appears again hauling a huge golden gong.
didn’t Wolff get fired today
RWBY captured my fighting style quite well, I would say
imagine fave in this pose + outfit
>>555058913Your fighting style??
>>555059056I do every night
>>555058893>fired from his own companylol
Fave doing a blind 1st playthrough of the smash indie hit, Dungeon's Legion UNRATED ooh bad boy game fave is earning some serious gamer cred for this one
>>555058887Haha yeah I love the jokes, they're not usually talked about but the games wouldn't be the same without the tomfoolery, horseplay and monkey business
>>555059056tenna would wear this
>>555059301cool things happening today
>>555059131Yeah the way I battle, basically martial arts with infinite ammo for my weapons and an aura shield
>>555059301lel
>>555059301you motherfucker
>>555059301it was a pleasure to watch you draw this
>>555059301KEK
People are getting mad because Toby has good PR, while the people associated with him have bad PR, Toby never gets negative opinions, but his colleagues and friends end up being roasted.I don't like the modern uncontroversial Toby but I must say he works hard to not be controversial so him not being hated is deserved.
>>555058893He didn't get fired. They just are hiring a PR guy to say nice things instead.
>>555059301Absolutely and utterly disgusting. Captures the energy of the original picture well. I hope you take a long hard look at your own image and think about what you've done, SnowdinbunnyAnon.
He is so endearing :D
post more cute/amusing stock images I can use as fave references
>>555058832sir, muffet is like 4'6"i think you may be a small rodent
>>555060006how did this kid get married?
>>555060071the faves having f un birthday surprise
I missed having threads like this one
>>555059301I've been gone for a few days so I don't know whose penis this is, but well done regardless
>>555059056i should be doing this right now.
>>555060565It is numbers's
I'm col and making a new mod
>>555060726Is this Galsei slop
I want The Knight to be Dess wearing FRIEND like the Venom Suit.
why are lancer and king so fucking fat
>>555060071
>>555060847salsa and candy based diet
>>555060678this is so stinking cute I love the mtt but I especially love that alphys shes so little. I always forget box mettaton is so huge
>>555060847representation matters
>>555060492>>555060934I don't like these
>>555060726Yikes
>>555058863
>>555060934
>>555061159thats a keeper
>>555059301Toenails aren't grody enough
>>555058887>>555059264Tenna sex dialogue would sound like this
>>555061159good image
>>555061284>>555061284>>555061284new bread
>>555056035Funniest /a/ bait because Kenshiro actually kills people while Akagi doesn't even want his enemies to die
>>555061073what's wrong
>>555059398Who do you battle like that?
>>555045165I can denounce the Talmud like I can denounce a reddit forum. It isn't even scripture.
