>>554985446>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
How is this mahjong?
>pedo thread
>>555041686>suckywho cares
>>555041748randoserus are mahjong
Fourth for Yuzu
Second catfood bowl streamhttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/sanninmaajanP2P streaming disabled. You can adjust the quality
>Toki and Ryuuka had sex in the latest chapterStrong start for the year
>suckyI cares
I'm annoyed at how none of you faggots are using that Haruna skin while qualifying. Yostar even made one anon change his name for this.
I dont have her
I bought the swimsuit when they let you buy old skins and still haven't rolled her
Gouf vs Ez8 Best Fight Scene Ever Made
i wish 2 han open hand minimum was a rule
>>555041889Look!
>>555041686
>>555042183They used to do that? Wtf
HOLY FUCK; LET ME WIN LET ME WINNN N FUCK OYU
>>555042393It happened once last year, it will predictably become an annual thing
>Open thread>OP image doesn't load>Message saying it was blocked by Ofcom What the fuck did you guys post? How fucked am I?
>>555041889negronegrowont
>tried to fix my audio for 30minutes>headphones were not plugged inI might be retardedamaekoromo-990.png
>>555042721i hope you're kidding
NO COLLUSION
>>555042721where the hell you live in? https://files.catbox.moe/hgb8gz.png
>UK
cunny why are you queuing you're already in
OP found the secret image to get all Australians v&
If you call a tile after riichi and he tsumos the next draw, did you do good because you blocked ippatsu or did you do bad because you tileshifted
was thinking of just queuing until my streak ends since the 1st im replacing is the weakest one
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/dokoanimeclub
If every /doko/er dropped dead tomorrow the quality of this thread would improve tenfold.
>/doko/ tranime club will be hosting an HRToff at central estrogen timewhat did xhey mean by this?
I think Warhammer sucks
>>555043952even that one /doko/er who invites me to friendlies sometimes?
Watachii
>the one guy you liked to play friendlies with turned out to be a dokoerHow dare he betray my feelings like this
I miss working graveyard, I liked the friendlies during my peak hours
Why does Yuuki look like Sakura Kinomoto
>>555025897vod here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9IV0BYqRLA
>When they cry out "BWEEEEEEH" as newborns, along with sadness and happiness, everyone is haunted by anxiety. The anxiety is the first emotion people feel after leaving the hearth of the warm wombs of their mothers.t. Sakurai Shouichi, "How to never lose"
>>555044515
>>555044515higurashi mentioned!!!
Majsoul Friends Room 87788(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87788koko standard rules dama nashi
>>5550448262/4
yeah, very cool xenia
I can't believe you faggots bullied *** out of blogging. It now requires a password...
>>555045462
>>5550448263/4!
>>555045462NOOOOOOOHe was my favorite blogger. Where will I get my onahole recommendations from now?
>>555044826full and started! thank you for joining
>>555045462wait until the hopeless retard on the path of not playing mahjong quits
>>555045715I post in the /jp/ thread
Draft me to the bullying team
>>555042964happend to once as well
I really need to throw away my onas before I die in my sleep and the people cleaning out my house find them
>EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ETHNICITY: Black Vs. Chinese
>>555045785Ah, good. Did you at least get a loli doll before D-day?
You. Join the commentary
>>555042964This happened to me when I was ironing my clothes onceWaited 30 minutes for the iron to heat up only to find out it wasn’t plugged in to begin with
>>555045985My dialect is unintelligible thoughI make ESLs look erudite
>>555045985I am too bad at mahjong to commentate.I have a pretty god ohnononononono though
>>555046294that never stopped any past commentators
>>555046112most esl commentators dont even know the word erudite
Arudite
>>555044776kek, i didn't notice at first
Ron: chiitoi dora dora. Nintendo 6400.
>>555045462Why did he do this? We are his fans...
>>555044515Okay… but how do I not lose?
>>555045462***, we loved you. Please come back
no yuzus in the top 42
>>555045462literal who
mjg trying not to be cringelevel: impossible
Is there a catfood telly? I just woke up
shirokofox try not to suck my cock challenge: impossible
>>555047048I'm exhausted. I'm in my bed right now, slowly falling asleep
>>555047346WRONGTHIS YUZU IS DEAD
Family matters
>>555047152We love chuunis here cringe is in our blood
Arrested Development
bro wtf are my opponents doing this guy doesn't pon the yakuhai dora ton and discards them but calls twice to push some random bullshit
>>555047509
>>555047594when you witness retarded plays it's usually collusion
May as well improve this thread
>>555047273>>555041889
Someone join him in mumble I am sure he is lonely
>>555048085its wants my ip though
Imagine if they gave Yuzu fat tits
Why can't you people use twitch or youtube like a normal person
>>555048182
>>555048154
>>555048319The alternative for a permanent chat where video can be played is discord, it would be bad optics to use that so this is what you get.
>>555048140
>>555048436cytube + twitch
>>555048140>>555048446fujitakana-4.png
TO here. TotGW have retroactively been awarded the winners of League 4.
>>555048154>>555048376>>555048602>joined a year afterstop constantly reminding me
>>555048436FC2 is right there and you don't need an account either
>>555048602Thank you TO, I humbly accept.
>>555048549
>>555048791>you don't need an account eitherThen how you will now I'm TO?
>>555048880put this in the top left of your stream?
Factory... autism...
>>555048085Thanks anon
TELLY DOKOMY FOOD IS STARTING TO GET COLD
ALARM ALARM
DON'T WATCH TV WHILE EATING
>>555048678>missed out on the most kino team in the league
>>555046795you gotta cheat, literally what he did
>>555049492dead hand was better
>>555049648Deadhands victory video was kino, i'll admit.
>>555049361dont tell me what to do
>tryhard's angels
>>555049764>paid for video with some random guyWeak
I've never played in Throne, and this is my first time participating in Catbowl. After all these matches, I think I'd do well in Throne, maybe I won't need to sealclub anymore.
>>555049880>he doesn't know
1st yakuman!I've been in tenpai for orphans, daisangen, and suuankou before but finally got one to hit
>>555048678I only read umineko because of that team. I only realized after what a kino team I missed out on
>>555049880>random guy
>>555049972BRAVO
>>555049972congrats anon
i do hope it was someone's dad
>>555049972Hell yeah
>>555050054Jesus christ.
>>555049972Also I just noticed>I dodged dealing into the riichii by 1 turn>The riichii dodged dealing into the yakuman by 1 turnweird how that works out
>>555050054>pushing against the Hatsumi special Saki warns you against players like this
>>555050390Yeah, tilting situation but I don't think an Adept would care
Well I Love Rosa.....................But I love to fishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eQshcg2900&list=PLG0rI7wy5Ub_rly7sZZWmGIuG_H2orfqK&index=29
>>555050649Sound?
>>555050649Nice soundfile ya dingus
>>555050929I clicked
>>555050823the sound costs extra
>>555050792I love this song. I'm glad mjg introduced me to it.
>>555044826ggs i was wondering where my ton were
>>555044826ggs bros! thanks for hosting
>>555044826ggs!
>>555050823it's a new feature for 4chan pass holders
I heard that hamburgers were freezing to death
>>555044826ggs fun games!
>>555051430It's -16°C in burgerland
>>555050792>worst rosa sprite
>>555050823>>555050879I can hear it clearly?
>>555051663The scorn on this Rosa surpasses all previous. Just about every other character is ruined, but Rosa is made for this look
>>555051663Rosa is sexy in every form
>>555051558So it was a nothingburger?
>>555050792
>>555051741I guess without love it cannot be seen. Heh.
>>555049925Throne playstyle is almost the exact inverse of regular ranked playstyle. All the strats you’ve learned in your ranked journey will have to be unlearned the moment you reach Throne. I bet some /mjg/ novices with enough training could do pretty well in Throne. Maybe.
>>555049925Finally.Get the fuck out of my home already.
>washizu player luckgodcanon
>>555052371>Maybe.We have an expert wreaking havoc there as we are talking
I love riichi mahjongI just love fighting to the death for that sweet 3rd spot
>>555051838No
>>555051938uooohh beaaaatoriiiichooooooooooo
someone tell me when league nana is so I don't schedule a vacation over it
yeah this will be my last hanchan of the tourney, fuck this. I'll just feed anon
>>555049925This isn't how you play real mahjong, everyone is retard pushing for max value because the only thing that matters in a best of three consecutive infinite queue format is three firsts in a row
>>555052934DON'T GIVE UP!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO REP /MJG/ ON THE WORLD STAGE
Riichi City Friend Match563182(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=563182
>>555052908August. You should be fine for June-July.
>>555052804>surfs to your private island during a storm>steals your clothes>starts taping all your doors and windows>starts to brutally kill your family to make sure they aren't killing each others>gets away with it
>>5550530473/4
>>555053115Best girl privileges.
>>555053115It was magic
>RC koko every thread for the past several days
>>555053047started
>>555052804such a powerful image
>>555053451Need to grind for those tiddies
Just got the order, they're deploying me to Minneapolis. Sayonara /mjg/
uhh i though civil WAR tourney was going to happend in 3 years ?
>>555053597ganbatte ne!
>>555053597
>>555053597senna of keef...
>>555053451But you don't get event currency from friendlies in RC.
>>555054145meant for you (>>555053510)
>>555042721>he doesn't know how to bypass restrictionslollmao even
cold day huh?
Are we getting another Akagi stream tonight?
>>555054692The lake was not completely frozen...
>novice dama'd in friendly in RCHe's already fully rotten, so cool
>>555054850What episode did you get to yesterday? I wasn’t able to watch the whole thing.cynthia-7.png
>>555054986That's how you know we're getting completely new blood injected into /mjg/ because of RC.
>>555055325We finished episode 13, right before the washizu arc starts.
You're a retard, Yagi-san.
>magical sands
I think he actually missed it
>>555055815
Is akagi anon going to read us the like 100+ volumes after the anime stops
I discard the dora, sacrificing strength for speed.
>>555055907Well don't remind him!fujitakana-2.png
>>555055975ron nya! 6400!
>>555055975Tsuchida says you must cut dora when you are unlucky
>>555055975I do this.
lmaoo get fucked
>-45700
>>555056428tourney?
>>555056490Watching on the telly, there's a guy with 112700 points deleting everyone at his table
>>555056490Yeah
THE MOST BORING VIDEO EVER MADE (Microsoft Word tutorial, 1989)cynthia-7.png
>>555056835sheentia no! you'll never make it through the whole thing, at least put subway surfers up on the other screen!
Just luckshit, bro.
Majsoul Friends Room 63375(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63375
I'm at work
>>555042721learn2vpn
>>555057152You're fired
Day 2 of the catfood qualifiers is over.In the current ranking, 5 Anons are in top16. But it's not over yet, there's one more qualifier round tomorrow, and it last 3 more hours from 17 to 1 UTC. Good luck!
>>555056604I still might not make it in even with all that if I get unlucky enough in my next two games
>>555057764Never give up
>>555057456It's union, sorry buddy. Take it up with my shop steward
>>555057764just dont be too suicidal. i think you can afford a 2nd place now
>>555056604me at the top
The blue robot girl in RC is top notch desu
>>555057764just +-0you can afford to fold now, people just zentsu so someone is bound to die and get 4th
>>555058301The coomer vn slop lowkey kinda soul and fire
Fuck off RC shills
>>555058301her 2nd best emote is outfit locked unfortuantely
>>555041889VOD https://videos.shmalls.pw/w/pKNuTF4u2z7WpriMysR1Db
>>555058437no its not RCtroon
>>555058719What is this shady website?
>>555058575you can use all her emotes once you awaken her, no matter what outfit you like to use, even if you just want to stick to her basic outfit
>>555058301She had me at 49 20 4c 4f 56 45 20 59 4f 55
>>555059143oh, thats nice
>>555041686What does this image have to do with mahjong?? Will more JCs have sex with me if I start playing mahjong???
why are half/full flush more valuable than half/full outside when they are easier to construct especially closed
>>555059267Bravo, citykeks, very compelling dialogue.
>Representing ASCII text as octets in a hexadecimal notation is like the some secret encoded language robots and computers speak
>>555059420Speak in Japanese terms
>>555053047ggs bros, fun as always
>>555059420I think I can figure out what you're trying to say here, but I'm not gonna answer unless you say it in a non-gay way
>>555053047gg, whimsical gamesI need to download all rc emotes to keep my ggs on-topic
>>555053047ggs, very kanful games!
>>555059284Yea, I just guessed that you thought it was like MJS where some emotes are locked behind outfits
I need to goon
>>555058301I like the handjob/blowjob animation in her new outfit
>>555059523uhhhuh.10100101 to you too.
When are we watching the rest of Akagi?
>>555059378The image depicts a fictional mahjong player who is a playable character in multiple mahjong video games played here. JCs won't have sex with you anyway.
>>555059827but it's just decimal 165?
>>555053047GG. Sorry for the dama, my wait was bad and shimocha had just called open riichi so i wanted to wait for a better hand…
'dit no michi
'han no michi
>>555059984You don't have to be so paranoid, no one is going to hunt you down...
>>555059984We RCchads don't get our feefees hurt over dama
Pai's pais
>>555059871when they MAKE the restlaugh-track.mp3
>>555060249
>>555059523she's not a robot, she's an autistic programmer who uses her robot to communicate.
>>555059984You should apologize for mercilessly ronning me after I dealer open riichi ronskipped you, if anything.This time I'll let it slide, junior.
>>555059984i'm going to hunt you down
>>555043407depends on whether or not he would have drawn his winning tile on the ippatsu if you didn't call. if he was going to win on ippatsu as well, then you made the right choice.
>>555059378Just be confident
A really cool way of counting fu is asking yourself "do I have a pinfu?" All the reasons why you don't are your fu, so just collect all of them and quickly add them up in your head! It's a good practice to do that after every win, even with 5 han hands or higher, because, who knows, maybe amidst all the yaku you were chasing that round you might've not even noticed that you got it!
>>555060318Honestly based of him
I don't want to learn how to count fun
>>555060513Koito is so smart
>>555059723If you havent gooned yet, I can share a good one
>>555059524i was going to but i forget what chanta is called without honor tiles 3:
>>555060156You never know… a certain anon is permanently an outcast from friendlies because he dama’d once>>555060241Pheww that’s a relief then>>555060318Gomen senpai. Somehow I thought that was also on purpose
fagjong Majsoul Friends Room 67195(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67195
3 han 2 fu
>>555060315I don't care, I hate that trope anyway
>>555060513Since I play only online, I don't need to! The game does it for me and all I have to think about is "do I have enough han for mangan or more?">>555060248They're the best pais, aren't they?
0 han70 fu
>>555060762It was, I could have picked the wait that didn't deal-in or folded.But I wanted to see if you'd ron me or not.
>>555060936you'll be able to disable iihan shibari in the /mjg/ client and actually score a hand like that
>>555060936This is a valid score in arushiiaru!
How good is she at Mahjong?
>>555061070
>>555060980So my intuition was correct but I still failed. Sorry, anon. I’ll give you a free pass to damaron me anytime
>>555060781>fagjongstarted
>>555061070where's the cum (mine)
>>555060781I'm tameronning the hisa if I get the chance, don't @ me
>>555061145Koito is lewder
>>555061070Hngggh>>555061136s-source
>>555057089GG
>>555061249peak female body
>>555057089gg!
I don't mind tamerons, gives me time to grab a drink
>>555061249I wanna harapan her so bad, punchable face, punchable tummy.
>>555060737junchan
>>555057089gg
>>555057089GGs, thanks for the game gentlemen. Time for work...
In honor of today’s watchalong:https://exhentai.org/g/3309435/4bd81ab747/
>>555061175Don't worry, I'm just kidding. Just play normally the next game
GET OUT OF THE VTUBER ROOM YOU SIMP ANON
>>555061527says the guy watching a vtuber's stream
Closed honitsu with honors is cringe, junchan with sanshoku is based and beautiful
>>555061687I am just gathering evidence to exile him to /jong/
>fulets in my generalI'm sick of this.
doko
I learned how to count fu. Most useless shit I've ever seen. Promptly forgot it because why the fuck would I bother when the game counts for me?
>>555061865Isnt about time you add a free teaching course in the game to count fu?
>>555060762I dama constantly and get dama'd in kind and I think it's funny
>>555061829>junchan>sanshoku>iipeikoname a more aesthetic hand
>>555061951When the extra 10 fu could have helped you win the match.
>>555061985tsuuiisou chiitoi
>>555062060It never does.
evens rankedodds friendly0 kms
>>555061842I see more /mjg/ers than /jong/ers in vtuber rooms
>>555062060Just kan an honor or terminal
reminder that there was already a case in league where anon lost 1st place because he's unaware of fu.
>>555062263/jong/ers don't watch vtubers and all of their chosen whores all used mahjong as a viewer boost grift and promptly dropped it
>>555062323>cherrypicking the one game in all of league where it matteredI don't care. Not wasting any mental energy learning how to properly score.
>>555062197well, where is it?
what time does login bonus reset for riich icity
Come to my house and play with me so I have a reason to learn scoring
>>555062420>catbox is currently killIt's over...
Thank you for saving the old thread, kormoposter.aru-10.png
>>555062482>this incompetence to do something that takes like 5 seconds
>>555062553Like 2 hours ago
With so much activity, I'm in the mood for mahjong. Join me!Majsoul Friends Room 55967(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55967
>>555062739I have a vague idea of what's worth what and that's really all I need. I learned to do it properly and it was fucking worthless and distracting me from actually playing the game.
>>555062765forgot to mention, meme room.
>>555062765I changed my mind. I'm going to sleep
>>555060936Now that, you see, would be a rather unique score. You don't see that in any other fu/han combination. On tsumo it would score 300/600 (or 600 all), while ron would score 1200 for ko and 1700 for oya. Very unique indeed.
>>555062929Sleep well, anon>>555062765started!
>>555062765>Room has started
>>555062765I FELL FOR LIMITLESS ASURA AGAIN NOOOOOOOOO
>>555063060Why not 1800 for oya? 1.5x deshou?
>when the asura is limitless
>>555063207Of course not, you round it up to the next hundred only after you apply the 1.5 modifier.
can you stop posting lust inducing imagemy mom browses here sometimes
tsumo tsumo tsmuo san/go-hyaku
>>555063292Wakatta...
>>555063385
>>555063385Is she single?
>>555063428It's the same thing as with hands like 30 fu 2 han (oya is 2900 while ko is 2000).
How much nyagging would there be in a zerohan shibari mahjong? Would playing an entire iichan make sense there?
Majsoul Friends Room 16900(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16900
>>555063834does it mean I could nyag yaku nashi tenpai with 3 dora
>>555060781gg
>>555064024Basically yeah.
>>555064012started
>>5550640123/4
>>555041686zam
>>555060781ggs
>>555060781gg despite the dama.>>555064143You do know you can't put out fires by pouring gasoline on them, right?
>>555062323Someone should make a .webm of that game
>>555064012nice oc
>>555064272I've matured and grown used to it.I think it's funny.
>>555064453>matured>posting on 4chan with pics of anime girls
>>555064453>mature and slightly wrinkly rin-sanRuby was right all along.
Maybe I'll actually play ranked this year...maybe...
Meow
>>555065616meow-RON
My wait? Hadaka tanki.My yaku? None.My ten? Furi.Yep, it's mahjong time.ichihime-6.png
>>555062765gg Saki. 3/4 we go again
I started ignoring tile efficiency if I couldn’t see at least a Mangan in my hand by the 6th turn or so (which is most of the time), and focused on pre-emptive defense and collecting safe tiles. It’s a shitty unfun way to play but somehow I’m placing better..?
>>555062765started!
>>555065978You're ready for M-League.
>>555065978That sounds somewhat similar to what that sanma celestial(?) posts about strategy
>>555065616Is it stuck in your head since the match as well ?
I just drank an entire one of these. Time to queue ranked.
>>555066294>Crustaceans Always gets me
>>555066450your lobster shake, sir.
>>555066230
>>555066834>name is PagatUltimo>does not give back the lobster you sent him with the intention of trading for a filet
It only took two months for me and my dama army to bring /mjg/ friendlies to its knees
>names
I just wanted to play mahjong...
>>555067284I did my part, boss!
>kneesSir, /mjg/ is reclining.
>>555062765give me 5min I'm asking for delivery
Me? I'm a TOC (tourney only chad)
>>555067450get me something
>>555067617Do we have any TOOCs to make one?
>>555041686I don't her spine is normal… She should go see a doctor.
>>555068797She's dead anon
Hisa, I'm hosting a room myself. Another time we play together
>>555068797Little girls are very flexible
>I don't her spinestupid
>>555069556rude
>【1/25(JST) LIVE STREAMING】Dragon Ball Genkidamatsuri! stage
>>555067874one anon said last thread he's hosting one after cfb
>>555064012ggs
>>555064012ggs!
>>555068797it is, my little sister looks just like that
>>555064012WJ
The cure to hating mahjong, was to play more mahjong until I liked it.Sakura's fish method really works.
>>555062765I disconnected by the end of the game, but is also a good time to stop. ggs anons. thanks for the yakuman, blue hag
>>555062765I'm the host now, 2/4
>the cunny antagonist of fateslop in america is voiced by Ichihime's VA
>>555070857nvm closed
>>555071037I was about to join...
>>555071183I'm sorry
I wasn't
>>555070947she makes my pp hard
Majsoul Enemies Room 95631(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=95631
What Linux distro am I supposed to use these days? I'm not seeing "mahjong linux" on Google
Come play with /v/. Room is at 3/4Majsoul Friends Room 85241(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85241
Mahjong Soul work room
>>555071472New lobby up since I wanted to check the other room.Majsoul Enemies Room 85526(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85526
>>555071547just maintain your own, skiddo
>>555071547Nobara linux of course. SteamOS is also acceptable.
>>555071547arch
>>555071621Wait for me
>>555071547Read Linux From Scratch.
>>555071621starting!
Mahjong Linux soon. Comes with Riichi City preinstalled as it's the only client with an actual Linux build.
Majsoul SANMA Room 69144(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69144It's SANMAI will close it if the akagi streamer shows up before it fills.
>>555072006if you hadn't figured out how to do everything in that "book" by yourself like 10 years ago, you're just gonna follow it and drop your system the moment something breaksit's a good read though, teaches the basics, but following it religiously results in a system unusable by noobs who have ask "wat distro do i use"t. schizo who actually uses his own system
>>555059378>Will more JCs have sex with me if I start playing mahjong???depends, are you an ojisan?
I only use bsd
>>5550722832/3
>>555071380Evil women are superb.But evil bratty lolis are just otherworldly.
>>555072283started
>>555070947And Enkidu is from soranowoto.
>>555072754wait until you realize there's only a handful of capable VAs in glorious nippon land of anime and you can link all of the shows you watched with at least one another show you watched just by the seiyuus
For me it's a good and loving Illya aged wife
I've noticed a lot of the times MAKA disagrees with me are on my draws. It wants me to throw away the draw before something in my hand. I guess I need to be more selective on what I put into my hand before I start disassembling things. I suppose that ties into the ability to recognize what kind of hand yours is/can be from the outset.
>>555073078
>>555073078This does feel like bullshit though. I guess it wants me to keep a guaranteed safe tile since my hand is so far from developed?
>>555073398you have all your blocks already so might as wellplus toimen's (acrosslord's) discards look scary
>>555072945I just found out Gintoki has the same voice actor as the main character from Gintama
>>555072945Or Fake simply has some heavy hitters under its talents.
>>555073603wait until you find out that he's also a vtumor
>>555073568Makes sense, thanks.
>>555073398The opposite of that, you already have 5 blocks and toimen looks very fast so you're probably better off with a safe tile rather than a once discarded honour that isn't doing much for your hand.But judging from the B- you got, there's far worse mistakes you should be learning from instead, it's not like discarding nan is 100% objectively the correct play there.Would you mind showing the dora indicator for that hand? I'm curious about something.
>wanted two medium pizzas>asked for two larges
>>555074630I can eat one for you. Or both.
>>555074145it's 9s
>>555074630!!
>>555074630Now you can eat one and have the other tomorrow.
>>555074145>But judging from the B- you got, there's far worse mistakes you should be learning from insteadMy average grade is B-, don't worry about it. There's no particular mistake to fix, it's just a getting better thing. The dora is 9s.
I ate an entire XL pizza in 24 hours
>>555072283good sanma and goodnight!
Xenia's reputation will never recover...
>>555072283gg
>>555075098Fatty Lardyrolls.
what’s the point of doing anything anymorenothing i ever do will get me closer to a cute daughterwife
>>555064257Good post
>>555042183>>555042638Wait what? What time last year? I have her and missed it
room doko
I made the moussaka and it took like 3 hours
>>555075735you'll have to find some opportunity to kidnap one and make a secure shelter she can't escape
>>555075735Adoption is possible. If not, get a proper wife, and make a daughter.
>>555075712My weight starts with 1 thoughbeit
thoughts on riichi city
>>555075906the what now?
>>555075735>marry>daughter born>mysterious accidentwow so hard
>>555076317The only way to get away with it is to radicalize your wife and get her to attack an ICE agent.
>>5550760461000 pounds
>>555076136sex client
>>555076136Get a blood test. If you measure below 500 testosterone I don't want you in the city
>>555073398This is a chiitoi hand. Going by discards alone, you should've discarded 7s or 8p.
>>555076487I waddled into that one
>>555076136shit sucks
IN THE SUMMERIN THE CITY
>>555076136It's too slow. Mahjong Soul is also too slow. I only play Tenhou where I can play 2.5 hanchans in an hour. It's easy to play 6-8 games a day.
>>555075951>>555076006Considering >>555076317I read this once in a Nabokov book… or two…
>>555075906proof?
>>555076136I like that the clout-chasing players who can't hack it in Tenhou so they try to just get Celestial and cheating account-sellers are all in MJS makes RC great for casual players like me.
>>555077143You'd have more fun in Sega MJ as a casual player to be honest
>>555077143RC is filled with Frank bots
>>555077268The characters there aren't as fun because you basically can't do anything with them. Plus, if something goes wrong with my account or whatever in RC, I can just directly chat with Frank or someone on Discord to get it fixed.>>555077609The Frank bots aren't actively trying to screw me over.
>>555077609This. Might as well play Nintendo clubhouse games.
>>555077710>The Frank bots aren't actively trying to screw me over.Not that Anon but are you kidding me? The Frank bots are the fucking worst. Nothing motivated me harder to get out of Star and Moon Room than getting the fuck away from the Frank bots.
Frank killed the anon reading the hands of other players because he didn't randomize the discards
>>555077710>you basically can't do anything with themThat's not true, you can roll the chips gacha (free) and get random cosmetics for your ojisan
>>555077710#ad
>>555076046100-199 kilos?
>>555077821I hope you're not implying you kept losing to Frank bots in Star and Moon
what happened within the past few days that made people spend half of each thread talking about RC?can we go back to how things were before?
>>555077132It's still in the oven. i'll post a pic in an hour
>>555077268I like Sega MJ but it’s too damn overstimulating
>>555078025new year new marketing budget
I'm going to hime
>>555078025new shills for their anni probably
>>555077843I completely forgot that frank kneeled to the chinks because he didn't know discard reading was in his own client kek
>>555077863I'm saying you cant emote or use voicelines of whoever you're playing as in SegaMJ
odds i continue catfood bowl tomorrowevens i give up
>>555078025It’s the pink elephant paradox. Don’t think about a pink elephant!
>>555078019You often have no choice when they're feeding each other non-stop. So you end up 3rd, which is negative so you lose points.
>>555041686spinekeks, how do we ever achieve this arch?
>>555078035Disable the dangerous tile alarm and discard suggestions
>>555078157when does it end? is the lobby open 24/7?
>>555078174only girls can
>>555078025This place isn't like the MJS discord where users get banned for even just mentioning Tenhou.
>>555078274the lobby is open for an extra 3 hours tomorrow
Playing mahjong on a Sunday is haram
>>555078035You can turn off most of the "stimulating" stuff like announcers, alarms, etc. in the settings
>>555078169Just because one of them gets into tenpai and another one deals in to it, does not mean they're actively feeding each other. Just work on your efficiency and get into tenpai first.
Fuck you, I play when I want.
>>555078487Way to miss the point. But I guess you're paid to defend the Frankbots.
We're not playing league 7 on RC frank, even if you add a $10,000 prize.
>>555078025No, yostar shill, I don't have any patience left for your constant tantrums.
>>555078729imagine the toxicity within and between the teams and during the draft if league actually had a significant money prize
>>555078602There's really no point talking to you if you're gonna imply anyone who disagrees with you is a paid shill.
>>555078863Everyone would have "anonymous" teams of mortalbotters or just forcing the celestials to play
>>555078739>>555078896
>woke up in the afternoon againanother day well spent, time for bed
gimme dat prize money Frank
>>555078297seahorses too.
>>555079028Sleep is the cousin of death, anon. And the relation is closer than you think.
>>555078167i thought about it!!
I'm looking forward to the big sleep
>third worlder rc shill wakes up and decides to derail the thread again
>>555079127Death can't be that bad, then.
>>555079127
The Logan Paul Pokémon Scam Is Insane
>>555079127>incest
la petite mort
Mr Mort is strim!!
i feel like i've gotten to a point where i can almost effortlessly get up to jade if i feel like it but the moment i get there i feel like i just hit an absolute wall and plummet back to gold in a matter of days or weeks
I came https://exhentai.org/g/3754929/0dfe376684/
Invincibledaughter
>>555079657Your mental needs work
>>555079248Recently my most irrational fear has become the retaining of consciousness after death. What if you die, your body stops working, your eyes close, but your mind is still there? And you get put into your coffin and sit there motionless for the next million years. Then I started thinking maybe you'd retain it after cremation. Maybe it would really hurt to be spread across a trillion bits of dust, and being spread would hurt even more, forever.Mahjong.
>>555079657welcome to adept 6 or 7
>>555080017Don’t think about it too hard
>>555080017come on now, we all had this existential crisis in elementary schoolthere is no reason at all to believe your conscious will persist in a pile of ash. it would the same as a rock having consciousnessyour mind will return to the same place it came from before birth. total nothingness, which is nothing to complain about
>>555080017You're right, that is totally irrational.
>>555080017this is literally the most easily disprovable after-death belief; do you remember feeling anything about your real body when you ever got put under anesthesia or asleep?if it continues to exist it'll probably be on that same dream-like state, which might be scary in itself but totally different and potentially way less horrifying
Evens rankedOdds koko
>>555079849>hags
>>5550805640 and this anon kills himself
I'm curious as someone who never played irl. In online you just know whether a discard is tedashi, but irl wouldn't you also get extra information based on how the opponent's hand is most likely organized? Do good players have to disorganize their hands to deal with this? Seems like it'd be annoying
>>555080952some tryhards choose to not sort their hand on purpose but simply not ordering your suits the same way every time is just as good
>>555080017what if after death you were spread across a million pieces of bread
>>555080952I've seen one autokoko player who kept none of his blocks together so it's really hard to read his hand from tedashi.
>>555080017Oh it's much worse than that. Imagine playing ranked. In the silver room. Forever. This is your fate unless you change your ways soon.
>>555081171
>>555081171and then pigeons ate you...
>>555081171tasty
>>555080017“Do not let your hearts be troubled. You have faith in God; have faith also in me. In my Father’s house there are many dwelling places. If there were not, would I have told you that I am going to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back again and take you to myself, so that where I am you also may be.”
@gork summary the above post
Any burgers wanna get jiggie with it?https://jiggie.fun/koko464>rotationI MADE IT SMALLER THIS TIME
>>5550807530 and I kill myself at summer camp
>>555081578We're all gonna make it.
>>555080753Ichihime wouldn't say this
>>555081494>have to be god's side piecei don't wanna get cucked
>>555081645better luck next time
>>555081694God impregnates 14yoshe is based
0 and no anons kill themselves now nor in the future
>>555082047reroll + in the past
Mary was used goods and lied to her parents to avoid being stoned to death
>>555081674We can't let god do all the work. It's time to take matters into our own hands.
>>555081983this anon jerks off to bestiality
I’ve played too much mahjong today. I look at pot numbers and think “is that in tenpai?”
>>555080952Yes, and sometimes you'll see tricks like players flipping 1pin over to try to make opponents think it's one of the asymmetrical tiles instead. Most of the time it doesn't really matter. Like the other post said, changing the order between hands should be enough. Imagine wasting a bunch of time messing with tiles when nobody's even looking.
>>555082431>human on feline
>>555082371Maybe starting with you, pretender. Hag sounds more your speed.
>>555082371>>555082539No way… it’s a Mexican standoff!
>>555082431h-how did you know?
rape jane!
gibs me dats
>>555083445post the squealing one
Frieren the 4chan really captures the dual nature of nostalgia: nostos (returning) and algos (pain). It always makes me bweeeh a little.
>>555083580>>555083580
>>555083694thanks, I was looking for that the other day and couldn't find it
>>555083694Is she a bird?
Koito sex
>you now remember the stream where the commentator kept getting spooked by koito soundposts
>>555084078TO clicked them on purpose
It is cold
>>555084114I like my story better so I will continue to believe it
>>555084145>no postcard
>>555084078>streamStreams plural. I wish I had saved the links for them, it was always funny.
>>555084104That's not the right sound file...
>>555084397I beg to differ
I'm getting Mexican again tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQA
>>555070660RIP
kek
Good morning my koitos
where do you guys keep finding these songsSomeone post the diddy epstein soundpost
>>555085124I thought that was Rumi for a second
>>555081292And then a random Momer came and blinded said pigeon with a green laser...
Hopefully I die before I'm old and decrepid
>>555084358https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H5WPo5wsyw&t=4340sI found one of them
>>555085918the deep lore
>>555083679The only part that causes me pain is know that it hard pivoted into a slopfest battle shounen. It'd be like Aria turning into a murder mystery halfway through.
>>555085307You can search for them
>>555086002How would you fuck your grandaughterwaifu then?
>>555086079Unless a woman throws herself at me this will never happen
>>555041686Uhhhh.....mahjong?
>>555084278Here's a stamp so you can send the post card.
I do not wish to have sexual relationships or play Mahjong with any of my relatives
>>555086341This but any human or animal
>>555081598wj
>>555081598wj!
>>555081598Wj
I'm nuking all of my drives and installing Fedora
>missed the jiggie room
>>555086698post notepad
I think Wayland sucks
>>555086020
>>555086778>
>>555086778
>>555086020>oops I clicked on a soundpostWhy is TO evil?
>>555086020I forgot this happened lol
>>555086882The /bag/gots in the chat were funny
>>555086882why do subhumans bring streamnigger drama here? is this a reddit tranny thing?
>>555087158It's just funny because he opened his notepad and it had a link to a bunch of jailbait and lolicon hentai
>>555086341I’d like to play strip mahjong with three little girls, please
>>555086282The person you have tried to contact is deceased. Please forward requests to Xapitan's Estate.
>>555087214It wasn't hentai though it was 3dpd
>>555087158>dramaIs that what Haruna anon called it when he was taken?
>>555087307So he's fully become the Ghostly Gooner?
>>555077132The promised proof
>>555087893Sheentia, he's been dead for two years now
>>555087935Dinner time!
>>555087935Wow and it even comes with a nyagger.
>>555088075The nyagger is not fit for consumption.
>>555087935
>>555087935Gimme
>>555088115Don't disrespect Chinese gastronomy, gweilo.
>>555087935where did you get the moose meat?
Aru meat
>>555041686did they tell us what the prize pool for the catfood bowl is yet? twitter's search function is so ass so I'm not sure. like I can't sort by date or anything
>>555088598i'm not?
I'm hosting a tourney between my tulpas
>>555088915Can my tulpas join?
>>555088915post the sheet
>>555088915I'll be sure to bring my Jackie Chan tulpa
Organic posts btw
>>555088702did you not scroll down when you singed up for the tourney?
>>555089273i didn't sing
I'm downloading a vod of Hitomi and at this speed I will be long dead before it finished
>>555089242My posts are GMO and raised with unnatural pesticides and chemicals.amaekoromo-0.png
>>555089367hitomi has some good VR JAV
you now remember the official yostar team tournament with team shamiko and cooldogz
>>555089730RIP team al qaeda. they never got a chance to compete on the big stage even after their official trailer
>>555089856I would be emotionless too.
>>555090025emotion is a penalty
>>555089856Rumi is my favorite mleaguer after Date
Anti-Rumi schizochads? Won.
>HK Mcdonalds
>>555089856mahjong tanoshii...
>>555090449t. The worst saki, after saki
The best Saki
>>555090438KUROMI!!!!! MENTIONED!!!!!!!
Kuromi rerun this April, she'll be playable this time.
>>555091040sex with kuromi
>>555090961MAHJONGAS!
>>555086698I forgot to backup my porn folder
>make a retarded push for yakuhai nomi as dealer while in 1st against a yakuhai dora pon from 3rd place>deal in>maka gives me S+ for that round
>>555091680retard pushing as the dealer is always +EVkujouriu-12.png
>wake up>open amae-koromo.sapk.ch>anon got 4th>smileeveryone please keep playing ranked, it makes my day
WWYD
>>555091680you're supposed to push as dealer because of oyakaburi
>>5550918641m looks playable, maybe 3p depending on when oya opened his hand
>>555045462the password is cunnylover69thank you for taking an interest in my mundane life
>>555091864I'd turn off training wheels.
>>555091954wtf how do you know my password?
>>555091864sha is a fucking memenever worked for me on a crucial time
What did Okada mean by this?
xenia anon drop me some vr codes that have seeders
>>555091864just cut shaaI have 4 adept accounts btw
>>555091864drop west. aim for full flush
>>555090961if she were truly a saki, she wouldn't wear underwear
>>555091864skibidi tama has dora ankle shanki machi but i cut sha
>>555091864yeah i got spooked by sha and dealer's toitoi .. clearly shedding middle tiles for a some cheeky terminal/honor wait .. wwyd probably would have been more interesting if 2m wasn't basically dead already since the 1m is pretty useless in hand ..
>>555092572The panties are part of the cheerleading outfit, actually. They're meant to be seen.
>>555092572In fanart anything is possible. In saki, she's more like this.
Big think
>>555091040What is this creature and why does it mahjong
>>555093128do you believe in sanshoku?
>>555091954
>>555093475No because I only play Sanma.xenia-2.png I'm the famous Xapitan btw
>>555091680dealer pushtarding = good
Tsumo nya!Pei.Tenka musou nya!
>>555093076real shimapan would have frills on the sides, no details on the front, and be different color than white
>>555093732Why would you say something so demonstrably false?
>reviewing my games>95% of my wait tiles are either in the dead wall or in the goddamn last, my opponents waits are always aheadwhy am I such a lucklet bros, fuck this nigger game
>>555094069The blackest pill mahjong makes you swallow is that different people are born with different luck, and karma doesn't exist.
>>555093990We're on the internet!
>>555093786No, the saki timeline is in the future and alternative world where men are going extinct. You can't apply our world's perverted logic to it.
>>555094164There is a simple method for overcoming "bad luck"https://github.com/shinkuan/Akagi
vr jav is suffering
>>555094371I'm blessed with god tier luck so I don't need this.
>>555094318naruhodo...
>>555094420I am triangulating who you are as we speak.
>play like a pussy>get 2nd>feel like i still lost somehow
>>555094318>all men become disinterested in sex in favor of mahjongAn easily foreseeable future
>>555094894>commit to tenpai hand>deal in>tenpai hand with good wait against a riichi>hmmm maybe I should fold here>pushing was the correct decision
>>555094792192.168.*******ninomiyahana-2.png
>>555094909Not *all*. Nodokas dad must go at least 3 rounds every night with that wife of his.And Kyobro exists.
>>555095680and kyobro is a virgini hope there's an assigned wife government draft and he gets either kyaputen or nodoka
Do you guys ever play on your phones?
>>555096651Nope, still not downloading Diablo Immortal
>>555096651Only daily logins and maybe asura. Need the monitor to focus ranked
>>555096651you can actually cut tiles and turn off calls way faster on a phone than with a PC and mouseit's the optimal way to play, especially in blitz rooms
>>555096651its hard for me to read the bakyou on my phone
>>555096651I would if there was a way to hover over your tiles
>>555096884Especially on MJS where there are no keyboard shortcuts and double clicking doesn't work half the time.
>>555097281just use right click to tsumogiri like tenhou
>>555095890He gets the big titty mikos.
>>555097332right click tsumogiri only works on the client and we have weirdos who still play on browser/mjs+
Who the hell is Suga?
>>555075817You know how they have this "vote for past outfits to get a rerun" event during summer, right? Last year they gave us an extra outfit ticket which unlocked every past outfit for sale and you could pick one to buy
the names suga...sa suga
>>555098251sugma balls
>>555098251the free character in the next saki collab
I'm a high tier 1 minecraft pvp player nowillya-0.png
>>555099416sybau
>>555094420Join a private tracker
>It's currently -24 out and I sleep next to a window ling-11.png
>>555100640Just don't sleep next to the window?
>>555100697I'm waiting for someone to shoot me in the head while I peacefully sleep
>>555100750That's metal
>>555100750I used to sleep next to a ground floor window facing a really short driveway and it felt like this sometimes
How is your mahjong career going /mjg/? Have (You) hit the big leagues?
>>555101520depends on how the CFB qualifiers go today
>>555101520I'm deranking again
>>555101520im gonna go pro this year
>>555101520I played a ranked game today!ichihime-0.png
>>555097281God I wish there was a keyboard shortcut to skip a call.
>>555101606Every journey starts with a step. I am proud of your progress anon.
>>555101606You should be putting in at least 100 ranked games a month, maybe more depending on your employment status, if you want to continue posting in here.https://xcancel.com/chikuki0223/status/2013648806517317815
I keep playing ranked until I get 4th, then stop for the day I played a total of 6 games this week
>>555101682right click
>>555100640I'm curious how that feels. Warm temperatures like 35C+ are not uncommon to encounter, but the coldest I've ever experienced is probably -5C,-10C.aru-3.png
>>555101985What. Reallyichihime-966.png
>>555102268>>555097858
Mahjong Soul doesn't have a good calling system though
I am the weirdo that plays on MJS+ because fuck these translated yaku names and getting kicked for AFKamaekoromo-0.png
>>555102392This but I play on MJS+ because I can set my custom tablecloth
>>555102392You didn't have to switch over to majsoul max? I thought the plugins and scripts just stopped working with mjs+
>>555102617>majsoul maxDo I really have to download another third party client for league?
>>555102392>these translated yaku nameswhy do people sperg out about this so much? They're all really self-explanatory other than the sanshoku ones and the characters still say them in japanese
>>555102617>actual cheat client
>>555102843well I'm not sure. the scripts like the unlock everything mod weren't working for me the last time I used majsoul plus. didn't test tablecloths. but if it works for you then i guess you don't need to switch
>>555102906I only care about the tablecloth mod and low latency to keep up with co-commentators
I'm gonna be honest I still have no idea how fu works other than how to get pinfu
>>555102904that's not a client, but a proxy that rewrites game packets to behave like the "unlock everything" mod
>>555101520the goal of my mahjong career is getting a mahjong gfno progress so far
>>555103165This year for sure
>>555103197sure hope so
>>555103120it's very easyif you wait for only one tile: you get 2 fuif you have an open triplet: you get 4 fuopen kan? double that 4 and you get 8 fuclosed triplet is worth the same as open kan, 8 fuclosed kan? following the logic of doubling until now, it's worth 16 fuif your triplet/kan is honor or terminal then count it twice
>>555103120pinfu tsumo is always 20pinfu ron is always 30open hand with pinfu configuration is always 30anything else is 40might be more the more fun your hand looks
Realizing that 3 han 60 fu is the same value as 4 han 30 fu and this halving applies to every score has been eye-opening
>>555103546RON!4 han 15 fu3900amaekoromo-0.png
save us amanduh
>3rd with a chance of 2nd>open ponned nan worth a mangan and waiting for 36m wait>another nan tile came>oh yeah I'll KAN this shit when it's just the second row and felt like I could win this hand>8m>discard>leftlord calls ron, chiitoi nomiI wanted to die from that play earlier. This luckshit niggers shouldn't exist.
>>555103546This is why low value 50 fu hands suck, nobody cares about chiitoi scores
Just don't kan
try not to kan (99% fail this challenge)
>>555104005I didn't do it the second time and won my hand. I really wanted to be like Saki you know.
>>555104186If you want to be like Saki then memorize the scoring table
kan during tenpai or early iishanten is +EV thoughbeit
depends on the bakyou
>>555104347>>555104347>>555104347
>>555104336how is a white tiger relevant to mahjong
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Let it go.
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