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ace on my face
pink
is deep breaths still fundamentally useless, even with recalc, because in order to hit 30% in any long race, you'd have to have missed the spurt?
dumbearslappingtailhugging umapyoi
orange
>>555044456King Pervert!
>>555044491Useless for what?
>>555044658>>555044491shit i meant extra tankhopefully the context was enough for thati mean for stamina, what else?
I don't get why my Oguri's suck so hard, my best one went 5 wins and then another 5 completely unranked
>>555044758I wouldnt bank on skills that trigger when you "lose" full sto. There are better options for recoveries
can you notI just gooned
Monetizing. Running ads.
I'm getting raped by S-ranked endsloppers now
>>555045004
>>555045004IS THAT A
>>555044654She's so little~<333
>>555045197the word you're looking for is "small"
>>555044491I use it to make sure i have enough stam for duels. I can finish without it and not gas out, but to trigger duel you need to be at 15% hp minimum
https://jiggie.fun/_iz0yDhttps://jiggie.fun/_iz0yD
>>555045004Who is Digitan trying to seduce?
Im thinking its going to be a bitch to get groundwork and 3 greens on a fuckin sprint
>>555045334I said I just gooned I'm on cooldown
>>555045004>>555045334ooc trash
>>555045334>>555045004
>>555045334Digitan in my room the morning after I tricked her into believing she could turn invisible
>multiple flatliners>danchud miamambo is fracturing
Tickezo wife
>>555041713>>555042101
>>555045470don't make me tap the sign
>>555045606Hows the remake?
>>555045594I would marry literally anyone else in this entire game before Winning Ticket
>>555045564Does anyone in mambo unironically actually have a line to dancho? Do we know if he's coming back? was the hospital thing a meme?
my club is about to drop to B+ for the first timeand if the carries leave, it'll probably make a domino effect that'll kill the clubfeb. 1 will be fun
>>555045281I was about to say that Extra Tank was still useless but this might change my mind, it does sound potentially useful for duels if that's the case.I'd still prob prio any other decent stam regen tho.
>>555045564>Rank 258
>>555044491>>555044758Yes. Extra Tank is bad. Even at 1 Stamina, you won't hit 30% until the late race.
>>555045784He is on a road trip, he lives and is well as far as that goes
>>555045784only aelred does because he is cuff linked to danchou at all times
>>555045795should have been botting like mambo
>global clubs performing collective suicide before MANT
>>555045470What's OOC about umas being erotic?
Should have joined an A+ club like Mambo
I DON'T WANT TO BOTDANCHOU
>>555045747I would marry Winning Ticket before... almost anybody in the game. Maybe could take out the "almost", not sure
Mambo!
>>555045795Which one?
Mambo
I wish I had a friend like Tickezomaybe I wouldn't have turned out like this...
>>555045746think of halo 1/2 anniversary or eblivion remastered, MGS3Delta is the exact same deal
>>555046096most devoted winning ticket fan
>>555046372Well I suppose if I can get it for 20 bucks. Shit is super expensive on steam
Guys... I cannot start training for cm9 until I get my El Condor parent... BUT THIS BITCH GETS 1* STAMINA/GUTS AND UNRELATED PINKS EVERY TIME, I'M GOING INSANE AAAAA
Digitan LOVE
>>555046564what are you targetting and whites?
made a pretty sick late surger Oguri for CM9, thank you witGOD
>>555046564I'm just borrowing a 9* sprint 9* power El
>>555045873well that's nice.>not in the private discord with mambodancho and aelredmaybe once I regain my status as one of the Four Kings I'll finally be invited to the inner circle...
>>555046564pinks don't matter. sprint S doesn't matter, turf S doesn't matter. unless you're raising low aptitudes, don't even worry about it.
Am I retarded if I can't get X Oguri to S wit? I'm using Fine Motion, Tachyon and Sunday for wit cards and I can never go above 820.
>>555046659where is your S bro
>>555046802>maybe once I regain my status as one of the Four KingsThose are enemies of danchou, you need to flatline for AT LEAST two months to gain danchou's favor
>>555046849unfortunately only have 3 turf sparks and I missed it ripip, out ~80 power
>>555045795should have started at B+
>>555046842
>>555046842sorry bwo its terminal bwo
>>555044280
YAAAAYI AM... WINNER!
>>555046802He mentioned it in the club chat tho maybe you just weren’t online at the time
>>555046842I did Fuku/Scarlet/FineMo and only hit 1000 Wit out of 20ish career runs, but I think that's partly because my blue sparks were bad so I had to do some Stam training.
slightly lowroll runs are frustrating360 wit, 11-0 speed, a little overstammed...
All I ended up with were barely functional aces so I'll just let the whims of fate carry me to Group B finals
Good night friends!!
>>555044075Gen Alpha does not actually talk like this, right?This is just greatly exaggerated for comedic effect, r-right?
>>555046647Smart Falcon. I just need this condor to get a fucking 2* power 2*turf and groundwork and nothing else but I don't get any of those three>>555046663I guess I don't really need creek's ulti on Smart falcon? Can I drop this borrow and get a 9* turf condor instead?>>555046826guess what I'm doing...
>>555047751American kids probably do, they are lab rats so it's okay
>>555047696Good night babyposter
>>555047696goodnight pedo freak
Are pasa with creek unique and creek with pasa unique equally as strong?
Tickezo ripping asshttps://x.com/i/status/2015132467666080175
>>555045334>>555045004canon
Tanukiposters are so creepy
>>555047929Creek's unique is easier to activateThe tradeoff is that you have a harder career since you need to beat Tenno Spring, plus Creek herself has Sprint G
>>555047751It's WAY worse and I am not kidding or exaggerating, they can't communicate in anything except memes and threats of violence.
what the fuck does lowkirkenuinely mean though
>>555048060dont say that...
>>555047986wait, Tickezo is black?
>>555047696Goodnight fren!!
>>555048060
>>555047929Creek should be stronger as she needs to be top 3 instead of top 2 but her career is way harder as she has a haruten limiter
>>555044280this is a form of torture
>>555048135low key + charlie kirk + genuinelyit means "I quietly agree with this but in a manner that is ironic"
>>555048135its a portmanteau of lowkey, kirk, and genuinely
>>555047318Wandafo
>>555048170bwo, her hair color?You really think Kitasan's the only negro because she spells it out on her very name?
>>555048170Anon..
aieeeeee
>>555048170I thought he was Irish.
>>555048304>>555048297why the fuck is charlie kirk involved
>>555048472wew
>>555048539stop asking questions, expand your kirkabulary
>>555046458japs being japs. just don't expect anything mind blowing, it literally just seems to be another case of "fancy new engine running on top of the old/og engine that's driving the game logic".so expect cutscenes, levels and game logic to work exactly in the same way as they did on PS2.the same old game you know and love with fancy new paint on top
end closer game
>>555048539because
>>555048539gen alpha turned him into a shitposting related meme, slop content or something like that
um.... was her dad in the cartel
>>555048846because ai slop tends to make white people look like charlie kirk for some reason
>>555048539politics turns normal people into literal mongoloidsdon't ask questions just move on and ignore them
>make wit oguri>pace savvy>4 recovery>angling/nsm/head on>1k power and S turf>last place every single time (even when there's suzuka in there), while my guts one is in top 3Wit is pretty shit. I think those people bragging about winning with it are just going against shitters and pretending it's actually a good build.
>>555048930Is that the actual reason? good to know, I love to learn about gen alpha shit, its all so alien and batshit insane.
>>555048472at least you won't be called buhi for running her
W-What happened to my team!?
>>555049078>pace instead of endlole
>>555049078Post build and your 4 recoveries
>>555048539Gen Alpha like Kirk cause some AI song called "We are Charlie Kirk" became a meme
>>555048757>goldship>queuing hour before resetlol lmao even
>>555048930>for some reasonbecause so much ai shit of him was churned out that it poisoned data sets
>>555049183Corner recoveryHydrateStraightaway recoveryExtra tank
>>555049315she only won once
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JxOsYaONHt4?si=41fTqTZyKr0u9f_j>capricorn cup experience
>>555049353>Straightaway recovery>Extra tankAll you had to do was take 777
LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>555049168Military-grade umas...
>>555049353Corner isn't optimal and Extra Tank is just shit and will never help Oguri's ult. Torena issue.Get Deep Breaths for the extra gamble and Triple 7s for the safe backup, she can win even with Triple 7 timing.
>>555044075sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
Okay, there's a podium, now to wait for one with Cafe in the lead and I'll be a happy Torena-san.
>>555048135uncblud learning
>>555047696gn
Tamamo LOVE
>>555044325Bedtime supremacy!
>>555048060Haru would not think this.
GOOD MORNING /UMA/!!
>>555049747>Corner isn't optimalwhat the fuck are you talking about
>>555048539it's ironic humor, it doesn't have a meaning or a purpose. the ridiculousness of it is the joke.
>>555048539>>555048769
>>555050402>/UMA/who? i only know /uma/.
>>555050583AIIIIEEEEE STAY AWAY
>>555050583This is 99% of Turf Queens' power
but the sloptuber said
>>555050583I never lose this one, what a weird meme
25 minutes until i not queue
>>555050494NTA. Corner is good for a 3 recovery build. For gambling, Ignited Spirit STA, Hydrate, and Preferred Position are the best.
>>555050598I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE TODAY IS GOING TO BE SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY
>>555049747Isn't corner one of the most reliable recoveries for proccing midrace?
Should I get "It's On!" "Speed Star" or "Innate Experience" for X Oguri?
WHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLSWHERE'S THE FREE ROLLS
what the fuck are you talking aboutxoguri really plummeted the average iq of this thread
>>555051000Innate experience AND it's on
>>555051201I'm missing 3 skill points to get both, unless I don't buy professor of curvature.
>>555051279Get the white of innate and call it a day
I've been dizzy all day for some reasonmaybe I'll die soonumamusume
right well that's the 5th mood down of the run and i just finished classic year summer camp
pls let the pink proc this time pls let the pink proc this time
>>555050494>>555050904As the other anon said, IMO you're not getting the most out of XOguri if you're not at least gambling a little.For that you need Straightaway Recovery and Deep breaths, which can proc right before late-race.Hydrate is the most reliable mid-race skill as it has no extra conditions, and Preferred Position is also good enough in this CM since the position requirement is very easy to fulfill this time.
>>555051502fucking her cute tube
there is nothing wrong with just using triple 777
>>555051565What if you miss both straightaway recovery and deep breaths though, wouldn't the optimal setup be something like hydrate + pref pos (guaranteed), straightaway recovery as a gamble and 777 as the backup?
>mcqueen joined my teami don't think i've ever had this happen before
>>555051502Demons don't get distance rights, sorry.
in my opinion i saw the sloptuber say
>>555051417I think you should eat your vegetables.
not a SINGLE ONE of my runs for this CM has had a long spark activate
>>555051862>mcqueenday ruined
>>555051842>>555051565I built a pacer xOguri for today instead of my end, fingers crossed. In scrims she fared well but my 60 percenter Taishin just kept mogging her.
How it lowkenuinely feels when your end closers enters the flow state
sexu wa desu wa
yay
>>555051890Nyo... how could you...
>>555052143bit powerlet but turf S will carry, good luck anon
>>555044075based mayothen it got cringe immediately in the second paragraph
Got Long S on 2/5 of my borrows todayOne had god tier midrace hints and stats, even got the groundwork spark, but I couldn't get the greens I neededThe other got all the greens, good midrace hints, okay stats but no groundworkI forgot what it was like having to gamble for greens, building fronts is suffering event though it feels really good when they win
would Tama say this?
>>555044075and then it got based again
when i lose to fronts i actually win because they had to build fronts
I dislike that the amount of experience you get out of rooms is very limited compared to what you get from CM's 5 races in a row that don't need any setup, and give you a wide pool of players.>>555052472>still worrying about groundwork
>>555052352Can we keep it? The competition is fierce at 500
>>5550521924 MORE MINUTES UNCS
>>555052690we were just fine for a while this month before we had our leaver a few days ago, so as long as we dont have any flatliners...
im back from enfield brosdid we settle on what is the meta cm9 team?
>>555052560Tama after I bully her by buying her family tons of brand food
>>555052753what the fuck is this scenarioslop
besides groundwork, what are good sparks for a front parent? early lead?
>>555052616But fronts are easy to build, all they have to do is have a Suzuka
>>555052364Telling you that's how the carrot crunches.
HOEH
>>555052472literally just finding reasons to be unhappy by this point go borrow more guest umas, and find reasons to be unhappy with what you get- maybe while watching OPAL
>>555052773I'm gonna flatline
>>555052857As many greens as possible to aid in GW proc'ing.
>>555052753
fuck my stupid curren chungus life fr
>>555052667I'm at the point where I'm just fishing for a higher roll than the one I already have on my ace, which means gambling with a 2 speed 3 wit riko deck for 1200/850/700/400/1000. I can't bring Smart Falcon for that.
>1 minute leftI feel like throwing up
>>555052857dodging danger, prudent positioning, focus, early lead, front straight/corner, front savvy
>>555052773>so as long as we dont have any flatliners...You have too much flatliners
>>555052936please dont...
>>555052936girls all look like this when they see horsecock
>>555052883At least I can pick up some new trophies for her
>>555053013It's the same race as yesterday, bro. Group 2 isn't for another day.
>thread will be unusable nowsee ya fags tomorrow
2026 CM EXPERIENCE
>>555053026how is their rank so high, honestly
>>555044075Watcha talkin about?
nice game retards
>video of winning ticket taking a dirt bath and then fartingyea nice oshi NERDS
The seething cafe
>>555053013
LOWKIRKENTOLOGICALOWSTATE ROUND 2 CM LET'S KIRKUZOOOOOOOOO
>>555052970>>555053017ty ty
>>555053026But enough about Mambo.
>>555052881
current changbang bang bang
>>555053220microscopic
big curren chungus
my club is nothing but flatliners... fuck
i lose to the worst piece of shit horses sometimes i swear to god
Hey globaldacchis, are you in mood for some divegrass? Our rep will be playing as a part of /vg/ in a few minutes, tune in if you want to support the team https://isthisliv.com/stream
>>555053287it's still round 1 blud
Tail Held High or Ignited Spirit SPD For X Oguri?
There has to be a C- to D Rank /Uma/ club hiring, right? I will faithfully do 1 CAREER per day. If you teach me how to, I could try a fan run with Bakushin or smt
should I wait for whales to finish their turn first...or just jump in there...decision decision...
my laisu is unstoppable
>>555053592post trainer ID. you can do one per day for something better than that
I keep wondering if someone from here lost to me
doing careers while listening to https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm43444881 on repeat
Huh.0 wins
>>555053585divegrass goes on the UmaJP thread, this thread doesn't do divegrass
You should definikirkely get 10 million fans for winning cm...
>>555053592i think cloverclub is hiring
GO MY KAMIOSHI
Fuji's 4* paizuris....
>>555053701front runners are supposed to have a lot of wit
why the FUCK are you queuing in graded, brotheran actual brand new player using the rookie trainer title too
>>555053592>I will faithfully do 1 CAREER per dayThat's already B+/A material assuming 200k fans per run
>>555053423OI
>>555053761wow look at those 3 piece of shit horse
>>555053761hell yeah Brianfriend
A good start
>white lightning>is blueis tamachud stupid???
damn longslop truly is the death of this general
What are they plottingI've been going back and forth the club room just to make these two talk with each other
have you been in here complaining all day like this so far bro
I need some parent suggestions for my Gold Ship sprinter.
>>555053678603297529480The Daily Mission for the Club I've missed is really upsetting me
>>555053632Good job Rice Hero!
>>555053703Some of you do actually care, which is why I'm reposting this here.
is there any club finders? my dancho kicked me for not logging in for 5 days
>didnt qualify for A round 2 AGAINthis goddamn game is so dogshit for pvp with everyone already knowing perfect meta cards and strats there is no way to win without playing strictly meta iwth everything
>>555054092Don't listen to that fag and thanks for posting the link. AND replying with an image I missed the link the first time
>>555054092Why did you bother asking if you're not going to accept the answer? Please just go away.
>>555053691Great edit
QUEUE SOVL BROTHERS (ignore oguri)
>>555054092I care, if you post straight up retard.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly reallyr eally really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really realy really really really really really reallyr eally really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>Everyone but Suzuka falls behind>Carrot manages to beat someone that probably activated L7lmao>>555053592>I will try a fan run with a sprinterSilly newfag
when are they adding Norn Ace to the game? She's cute
>>555054337straight up retard
You WHAT?
End Oguri feels dumber every day, pace promotion is stupid
>>555054035invited you by the wayjoin whenever you can. 1 career per day pls
im glad i remade my tama todayshes doing better than before
>>555054092>4chan cup is habbening>missed 2 days of it I COMPLETELY FORGOT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TOO GLUED WITH UMAMUSUME
>>555053823Fuji sex
>>555054357>manga umaanon, i have bad news...
>900 stamina>swinging maestro>end closerIt's so fucking Teiover
>>555053617Jump in fucking coward bitch, you are going to let TM Opera O have all the glory? Kill TM Opera O now!
>>555054389I care now and will watch.
>>555054142Fun fact, queuing 10-12 hours after round 1 starts gives you easier matches. Round 2 is a bit more complicated since I end up racing whales no matter the time of day.
What the FUCK is Curren doing here
>>555054508How would people feel if they started adding umas like Norn Ace to the game?
>>555054508THEY CAN ADD HER I WANT IT
>>555054092OYAKODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I hate pvp so much bros
>>555054337Fiiiiiiine
people with dogshit decks are able to get way higher stats than me and way more skills, not to mention long S which i haven't seen in weekswhat the fuck am i missing? i wasn't struggling nearly this much with gemini
Why are their so many pace chasers this time? Not even xoguri
>>555054748nice
>>555054092I forgot about /myboard/'s match god fucking damn it
>>555053585>>555054092Thank you divegrass bwo. Pay no attention to the shitposters.
>>555054142>attempting CM on reset
>>555054782post deck>not to mention long S which i haven't seen in weeksAre you one of those people who fell for the "wait until MANT to make parents bwo" gaslight?
>>555054092I care about SEAgrass as much as I give a shit for CM posting, either is pure spam to me that's filling the thread with garbage.Either use JP for this shit, considering it's dead as all fuck, or make a new thread entirely.TL;DR: Fuck off.
you little shit
>>555054687I want to bully Teio.
How come I never see Hishiama? Isn't she an end closer?
VG SUCKS
>>555054915how many ssrs are you running?
>>555054782The Goddess of Victory is not with you...
>>555054915
>>555054915dont take it. the mood up you get 100% is after finalae is in danger race, so you lose 2 racesyou should be thinking ahead more than 1 turn in uma game anyway
>>555054983nobody pulled hishiama
>>555054142>there is no way to win without playing strictly meta iwth everythingI've just winged it literally every CM and qualified once with just luck. Remember that sometimes you literally can just cuck whales out of a win with terrible umas with nothing but bullshit and luck.
>>555055045
>>555054983Nobody rolled for that ugly uma
>>555054782>what am I missingfor the raw stats you're probably either:1. playing unity inefficiently2. aren't doing enough runs to get the lucky high rolls that other people arefor your lack of long S you're either:1. unlucky2. using parents with low affinity so your chance of getting long S is super low
got spooked by a chrismtas oguri and my 3rd slot is currently filler anyways, so I'll ask a dangerous, risky question...Is there any resource, video, whatever, on how to make a good Christmas Oguri that ISN'T gaslighting...?
>>555054460Thank you, I don't know club item etiquette or anything so don't be offended by my request or anything I just wanted to complete the Daily Mission
i live another day
sit the FUCK down, metashitters
STRAIGHT UP RETARD
just made an emergency Obuhi Fat, please rate honestly. my main concern is the stamina
>>555055087>>555055102but she's sexy
>>555055220>another 4 recovery without 777You retards are given a "free win button" and you're not using it. Fucking retards.
>>555055098wow that is unlucky
>>555055195taishin is meta retard
now THATS a soulful team
Things are going way too well. I'm going to get massacred in Round 2
I-I just lost to this.
>>555054142Or you can just pick your favourites and win
thats my speedtard
>>555054983I don't know how to build her, I just use Bakushin O because it's all I know. Hishi Amazon is very beautiful though
>another run where Kitasan didn't participate in Speed training
>>555055079Bold of you to assume my run hadn't crashed and burned already>picked top>spurt for once, but I already had itthat bitch avoided speed training like the plague.>>555055076SMACK
racing 20 minutes after reset was the right play
>>555055251I know. I would have pulled for her but she released so early
queue now
time to do my 5 borrow runs for the day
>>555055417>I just use Bakushin O because it's all I know....For the Arima Kinen?
Hag love
>>555055513>2 golds>1100 stam>no power>no speedI KNEEL
This specific lobby was full of low A rank newcuties
>>555055251She's brown and her personality is boringKris S at least is funny and charismatic which makes up for her being brown
Noooo
She's so cool..
>>555055220You're getting raped if you end up in a room with fronts
Are you having fun?
>>555055574midget love
>>555055198THAT'S MY GOAT
Tama casually beating witlets
>>555054983I saw her once, across my 20 races so far.
>>555055474I'm too distracted by Biwa's gigantic head to look at anything else
>>555054920DON'T BULLY MAYANO'S ROOMMATE!
>>555055719what can I do to counter that
>>555055397whats wrong with it? Has all the skills and stats apart from guts being a bit low. I'm winning 4/5 with mine thats similar
waiting for whales to log off
>>555055620Nice team
>>555055720No.
>>555055774I want Mayano in heat to run at me like this.
>>555055782Luckshit blue skills that don't depend on your position
>>555055474>big head>big boobs>big 3rd
>>555055774I'll bully Mayano womb instead then.
>>555055513Have one from me
>>555055720I guess. I just wish my McQueen would win 1 match like in practice.
>>555055735fuck i didnt post it
>>555055671
>>555055764It is pretty big...
I LOST TO THIS!!! It was lobby with 4 fronts btw, and had monster xOguri and Gold Ship.My Seiun Sky got completely BTFO in mid-game by that SSky, and she also set up that other Seiun by managing somehow spot struggle Oonige Suzuka ACE, so she died at the best moment. Btw, my Seiun managed to win for a first time today as well, thanks to another Suzuka Runaway ace.
>>555055896
>>555055913>chocolate cake on WHITE LIGHTNINGthis is a hate crime
>>555055220your 777?
>>555055592They were probably so proud of their first A+ Uma. I feel kinda bad
>>555054653>>555054687i'd be all for it but the issue is that they are sometimes stand-ins for irl horses. Also a career story may be difficult to write on if it's a completely imaginary uma
>>555055939>>555055671She should eat her vegetables and play more with Maya
>>555055850Thanks
Keep running fronts. Keep activating my Pure Heart
Post 'em. Actually went 20/20 today, that's a first for me
>>555056038chocolate cake is what i use for the "maybe good/experimenting" builds. white cake is what i use for definitive aces
I am getting slightly tilted at every single xoguri winning against me
>>555051842That's actually what I ended up with, couldn't play enough to grind for the ideal setup I wanted but so far it's still working good enough and she does succeed on the gambling from time to time, and it's beautiful.I'd still love to see a Deep Breaths+Straightaway Recovery build, I get the feeling that it would be more likely to succeed the gambling check and also be less likely to proc her ult early. But it's hard to tell without being able to run both many times over.>>555052143Looks very decent, here's my uncapped speed witlet. I doubt I'll make it to A Finals this time around since she's the only ace I managed to make and just recycled my previous Long aces for the other two spots.
>Shake it out as the 3rd>Only two final corner skillsMoney can't buy intelligence apparently, holy mother of gambles
>>555055513fat fuck
She's not winning. Why?
>>555056115Can i see the oguri? Mine isnt doing too well
>oguri missed 777>both my aces are on 8 and 9>golshi in front of me hits NSM>guess I'm skipping this..>oguri 1st placewhat the FUCK happened there
>make christmas oguri as my carry for this cm>goldship ends up carrying instead
>>555055942Her dress is fucking huge too
>>555056170your recoveries
>>555056170no midrace
XOguri is mid and honeststop hating on her
>>555056170Winrate? Wit too low, stam too high
>>555056170bwo, your 1200 wit? we told you not to pull on hannukap unless you're a whale
>Tama won thisI kneel
Newcuties... nyyooooooo....
>fell for it again rewardThanks Taishit
>>555056368>light slowly draining from her eyes
>>555056170High roller recovery build and not so great wit for it. You don't have any contingencies in case she flunks one recov. Weak mid game skills also.
>>555056130She won two out of 10. Horribly inconsistent.
>>555056171Sure
>>555056170unironically too many accel skills and no mid-race skilllikeat allwhat are you doing?
Always fun slaying people with far far better decks than mine
>>555055397>groundwork and umastanKidnapping at ICE numbers
sexo suzuka
>>555055514>>555055079I want to scout and train this character...
>>555056170very high stam that you could've put on wit instead. my shitty oguri that missed a recovery >>555056182 still cleared this course
>go straight>get a goalWhat a straight up retard
>>555056495That is...worse than mine, except for s long.
I think I just encountered someone from a /v/ club called /v/mers
WTF? Is this an NPC?
Post umas doing the>:OFace
>1/5>3/5>5/5it's safe to queue now
>>555055823Mainly the stamina & guts. I also just saw the 700 wit with 2 wit cards. Some people get all the luck.
>No XOguri>No Gold Ship>No TaishinHoly miracle lobby
>>555056728go back
>>555056572okay which content creator is telling people to gutsmaxx
I dont usually post here but good race to the /uma/ anon running the same oguri, finemo, cafe team as me, we both blocked each other and let the third guy taishin wingood taste
>>555056115Good enough for A Round 2
Whats the best position for Maya? I threw in a random late TT Maya and she won 3 races with shit like rushing gale lol. I kinda want to build a semi decent one as I love to see her happy when she wins.
>>555056728JUST GO STRIAGHT AND GET A GOAL SIMPLE AS
>>555056678awww. cute. youre about to break his cm virginity anon!
>>555056728Wait is the guy not making divegrass announcements here? Darn, I don't want to make a calendar with the match schedule.
>15/40I am so fucked tommorow
>>555056678>530 523 520 524 525>418 419 410 425 421
First Hishiama win!
>>555056818>Whats the best position for Mayaive had luck with doggy style. but i think prone bone would work too
>>555056838Curren Chan (a known slut who sleeps with her fans) would say this.
it's been 40mins..alright imma get instand back minna
Oooof....she knows
>>555056818>Whats the best position for Maya?>Long CMWhy even bother asking
>>555056678Wtf, Happy Meek's trainer is participating too?
>>555056697
>my ends getting paced down for no reason midrace>meanwhile Tamamo can move up to 3rd without ever getting paced down
I lost to a giga pigged Teio, I'm not even mad
>>555056818end closer for long, remember to do the secret event for straightaway spurt
>>555056102Nice try, Creekbro
>>555057163>for no reasonpowerlet, there is a big hill there
>>555056848no idea i found out because anons were celebrating straight up retard's 1st goal >>555055198
>>555056728That was a straight shot!
>>555056793No one but people been lolguts memeing since launch. Seriru mentions it sometimes as a free to play deck anything else are people trying to not buy a recovery
https://jiggie.fun/Kaxx4ahttps://jiggie.fun/Kaxx4a
literally me
>>555056848No the divegrass manager is a jp senpai and too many shitposters drove off everyone
>>555053701Unrestrained doesn't do shit in arima. It activates way too late to do anything. Angling alone isn't gonna accelerate anyone enough. You need to combo it with non-front acceleration values, and nsm.
>>555057223I have 1k power retardbwo
>>555057210Mambro...
>>555057329witlet then
>>555057163your early start to prevent pacedown?
>>555057180Thanks! I do already have Goldship, so thought maybe pace could work with head on. Would having two ends cause any issues?
>>555056678Poor guy actually listened to taz saying to keep your stats balanced
>>555056493Yeah as I said she need to gamble hard to have good chances against good umas, XOguri as much as people complain about her doesn't win against actually good meta umas. End closers have better max speed and Front Runners have better consistency with rabbit builds and all the duel mechanics shenanigans.
yo /uma/ any good anime to watch while waiting for Cinderella Gray season 2?
>>555056115
>>555024150>>555025101Replaced that bad long S gold ship and now I am qualified with 5/5.Don't know it's because I queue 30 minute late this time comparing to yesterday too.
I'm done with this game. It doesn't make sense. I bring front runners to every CM because. I am in first the whole fucking race but lose to some retard who was dead last the entire time but then suddenly speeds up just to overtake everyone? How does that make sense? Sure, maybe second place could pull that off in the rare occasion but how the fuck can my uma ve fast enough to outpace everyone up until the final corner?Fuck this game glad I never speny money on it
we running
>>555057398600 wit on both of them while they were activating velocity skills, again it's pace down retard bwo
>>555057415>Would having two ends cause any issues?I run 3 ends and they proc NSM off each other
>>555056838>>555056995It is his first CM raceBut even his TT aces have even stats
Teio spottedShe got 7th
>>555057498
>>55505611519/20 after upgrading my taishin14/20 yesterday
watching nice nature activate all her debuffs and then run out of stam is so funny uwu special week won
>>555057210That's my Mambwo!!!!
>>555057415Two ends is fine. Three ends can be an issue. On the other hand they can double pump off each other.
>>555057498Bwo...
>>555057471What genres do you usually enjoy the most? Looking for anything specific?
>>555057606I'm running a Teio I trained yesterday with Turf and Long S. She usually gets second to my Golshi lolTeio steppu never procs, ever. I still love her.
>>555056678I think the worst part is that his Gold Ship is in PACE
for ppl using suzuka and fronts does your suzuka sometimes run too far ahead?
>>555057498>Anon has never watched a horse race in his life
>>555057606that's a pretty dogshit spread for Arima tbfI'm guessing she's from an older CM or the guy just doesn't actually check proper benchmarks
>>555057810>does your suzuka sometimes run too far ahead?run long E
>>555057810yeahidk how to fix it
where the fuck is CM9 VF guide? witgod gave zero actual advice i still have no idea what team to build
Can you guess who won?Fuku becase she's gutsmaxxed and triggered duel
>>555057471nigger we already finished Cingray season 2
>>555057810you can keep her Long at E and it will nerf her early-launch by a lot
>>555056629I want to kiss her...
Gotta love Tama using her unique as a final straight clutch
>>555057606Gotta teach the brat a lesson
my club could get to A rank this month with ~10M fans/day for the rest of the month other than that she will probably get to A next month
>>555056656I thought she was holding a giant spare rib or something in the thumbnail...
Leave the triple fronts to me.
>>555057878Soon
>555058062no one asked
>>555057940That was part 2 of season 1. A few sites show it incorrectly though.
>>555057712>>555057867I'm a university graduate and probably the smartest poster here. Explain how horse goes from last to first in 300m. They cannot, it makes no sense.
woo
>>555057810>>555057873I was having issues with this using the Suzuka on the right. I nerfed her to the one on the left and I stopped having this issue, in around 3/40 races in R1 this led to the gap being small enough that a Taishin/Oguri was able to catch up.My fronts' stats are >>555057475 for reference.Restart is also secret tech for beating enemy fronts because if Suzuka only has early lead + gw she will actually start behind your regular fronts long enough for it to proc before the does her rabbit thing.
>>555057810Get a lot of wit/midrace to catch up or neuter her distance aptitude if you're unable to make good frontrunners/oonige and are relying on Seiun Sky activating A&S
>>555058201I hope you lads got the mummy mommy borrow, good ones are nearly full.
rape oguri crap (as in shit) and her trainer
are u watching every race from start to finish?
anyone notice how Dazzling Smile is harder than any other 1st top option?
>>555058318Velocity is measured in meters per second. Acceleration is measured in meters per second squared. The solution involves these two concepts.
>>555058428Truly the only rival for Ogurin this CMGolshi? who fucking knows her
>>555058449No, that would take way too long. I don't have that much time to play.
>>555058449x2 till before late-race
>>555058483You mean miles per hour?
you should be able to solve this
>>555058449yes but on 4x till position keeping ends
Wyell, Calstone tried to carry the entire team on her back and did a damn good job, but it was not enough. Now, please tell me if you want me to notify you for /vg/s future matches.
>Won by a nose somehowI feel bad for whoever that Oguri Cap belongs to because I thought for sure that was a loss
>>555058629YES. Please do so.
>>555058449Yes, I watch all of her races from start to end
>>555058394I need a good one, please help
>>555058629No thanks. Feel free to stay wherever you came from.
hmm today I will jerk off to teio sex face
What the fuck.
>>555058483See you can not give answer. Japan should not be making this game. They do not understand.
>>555058629I don't care just don't shit up the thread too much
>>555058721Grabbed the middle one this morning.
I'm realizing all my opponents are really bad and that it's still round 1.But I'm also pretty annoyed at how frequently I'm jobbing to Long A 1k speed umas...
>>555058629I forgot about /myboard/'s match and only remembered because of your post. Please do.
>>555058629>Now, please tell me if you want me to notify you for /vg/s future matches.Please fuck off.
I love Rice
>>555057498you should watch thishttps://youtu.be/8DDUwvcyXG4?si=pa4y7M3iDsKvN6wY
say something nice to twin turbo
>>555057758>>555057868Found a better TeioBeat me by a neck.
>>555058629Yes pls do
Fine Motion has been hard carrying me this CM.
Oops>>555058854Th-thanks...
>>555058967something nice to twin turbo
>>55505880560% of the time it hits everytime
A reminder that round 1is not realGroup A round 2 is where the real CM starts.
>>555054142Idk, bro. Everyone says guts is bad, but I got in anyway.
>>555058318>Explain how horse goes from last to first in 300m. They cannot, it makes no sense.Mile Championship in year 2000Maybe the horse wasn't last, and it wasn't exactly 300m, but it still went from 15th to 1st at the home stretch
>>555058952Wife material.
>>555058981>Teio winI KNEEL. I've only won twice so far with mine
>>555058981Mine has less wit, more power, more stamina than that.
>>555058967SHE IS MY FUARKING HERO and I get teary when her race plays out
>>555058854What part of Turf S is better than Sprint S you didn't get? Retard
>3-3-3-3damnI just tanked by WR hardMaru won once. good job
>>555058963This is fraudulent. Horse Racing is full of cheats.>>555059123Again irl horse racing is cheat
>>555059151Trve
>>555059268uhh i need sprint sparks for pasa dumbfuck
The blocking on this track is evidently higher when I lose to uncapped speed Umas because I got boxed on the final corner
>>555059268What part of most of umas are shit at sprint you didnt get, genius? You can get turf parents on a clearance sale.
>>555059362>he fell for the pace chaser gaslightgood luck winning on a triple front lobby, retard ape
McQueen.... you were supposed to be the main ace....
>>555059305>le cheatslol
>>555053691Reminds me of https://youtu.be/ZMhgU8_FwSMGreat times
Holy dummy
>>555059467I can't get a pace chaser to win this CM no matter how strong I make them or what skills they take. I've ran a S rank Opera and Mcqueen and both of them shit the bed entirely. I have no idea what's wrong desu.
>>555056678he's smurfing his finals, a well known tech around these parts
>>555058449Usually 4x through the first half on longs, but generally do. At least to see if something isn't working and why
>>555059719does that actually work?
im looooooooking
>>555059305are you french?
>>555059684That's a front McQueen. Jordan is also a front b/c ppl said I needed 2 fronts. Pace+Late was not working so I bit the bullet and went front.
>>555059683CM1 ah build
>>555059684Pace mains basically have to hope that no one brings a normal front, so they can pace promote and pretend to be a front runner and get angling.
>>555059795no, those people are wasting their tickets doing that
>>555056115Teio...
>>555059683I don't see the problem
dancho please stop requesting bakushin
>>555057878The advice seemed pretty clear to me? Try watching the video.>Fronts: They're shit this time around. Your best options are El or Smart Falco while also loading them with Plancha + Mummy Creek's unique>Pace: Plancha + Mummy Creek's unique. If you want the pace promotion, you can do a groundwork build (which you won't use Mummy Creek inherit)>Late: OYL + NSM + Mummy Creek unique.>End: Mummy Creek unique + Spurt + NSMSimple as that. If you want a team comp, you could just go Bakushin + El + Oguri/Air Groove.
>>555059795nta but it's not proven if it works or not but I don't think it does. I barely managed to enter group A last CM and I was matched against S ranked honses and 2 XOguri last CM. I won though by BELIEVING.
>>555059637Deck on that Seiun Sky? Is 1.1k wit only possible with Finemo?
>>555059683retarded girls are cuter than smart girls
Oh why look at that, clearance sale mommy with slots open.
>>555058967I fucking LOVE Twin TurboAt first I thought she was going to be an obnoxious little gremlin and she kinda was, but now I want to give her a big hug and all the head pats. Also what >>555059214 said.
taishin looks despondent about coming second lol
>>55505611517/20 today, up from 13/20 yesterday after dumping my <400 wit xoguri
>>555060167thanks
>>555059826I am deshi>>555059536Yes, games with betting always have cheats.
>>555060061
>>555060370I'm probably blind but I can't see spurt or 777 in the picture
>>55505611517/20tama is going her best
>>555060414
guys? Is this Scorpio again?
i qualified :)
>>555060591for what
>>555060419No need to, Rice is already my wife.
>>555060414Thanks, figured as much. Might roll on the upcoming Finemo banner then.>Super Creek parentI never thought of using Pure Heart with a Suzuka rabbit, but it makes sense and you can skip a gold recov, genius
>>555060640Welfare
>>555060404t. Someone who does not know the rules that the JRA has in placeNot saying cheating never happened but it's basically impossible at this point
Round 2 will be way worse
1/2/5/3I'm glad they decided to lock in from the third set onward. 62.5% win rate so far, let's see what happens tomorrow.
>>555060648i actually didnt end up taking pure heart this time since arima is shorter. if seiun runs ahead too early it wont proc but it was good for libra
>>555060710I have cousins in Japan who confirm Japanese are not honest. JRA is fraudulent I assure.
>>555060563Most of my lobbies were like that. I was surprised that I saw so few fronts yesterday.
>>555060890>My father is john cygames and he will ban you
>>555059214I teared up at least four times watching Season 2
STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE COUNT
>>555056678>>555057605I don't like this. It's eery.
Saw a properly implemented Suzie rabbit win and it was with a Creek which means she should be disqualified AGAIN.
>>555060404Shit like point shaving is technically cheating, but it only affects the retards who gamble, so no one cares.
ToT
>>555060861Insane that you don't gas out with 941/500, didn't expect the reqs to be that low. Thanks for posting the build.
>>555060563It helps that the Saggy track is only 500m longer than ScorpioFronts can just slap on a gold recovery instead of just Moxie/Corner Recovery and they're good to go.
Umas you can easily trick into having sex>Bakushin>Mayachi>Tachy>ElUmas that you don't have to trick into having sex>Curren>Creek>Maruzen>CafeUmas you cannot trick and will instead trick you>Tama>Laurel>Nishino>Dober
Post your oshi ace results so far, my Taishin is doing well of course
>>555060563I LOST TO A RUNAWAY SUZUKA I AM KILLING MYSELF NOWGLOBAL HAS NOT ENOUGH STAMINAHAHAHAHAHA
>>555061017nah you will livebarely
Don't look behind, just run!
Been seeing a lot of people that build a single ace and then throw whatever other 2 umas they have, I have seen umas with 800 speed a 400 stamina way too much.
okay who set the lobby to normal mood???
>>555060563>>555061354It's so fucking over I'm ending it all
wait a second
11/20 today, very fun compared to yesterday where I only won 3/16 times (I panicked and gave up after the 1st matchup when I noticed I was running Brian as pace instead of late)
>>555061351Oguri's eating all the wins...
>>555061342>BakushinI don't think you're tricking a +wit gain umamusume, who happens to be the only one that directly rejects your advances in the game into sex.
55% for round one. Now to try and sneak into A finals.
>6Lthat's my girl
>>555058629No, so please kindly fuck off from this thread and never come back. We only care about /ourteam/ from /ourgen/, not yours, JPsissy.
ERMMMM OGURIKEKS?????
What's with all the Mayanos? She was in barely any of my test lobbies, but I'm seeing almost as many of her as Taishin in the actual CM.
>>555057605>But even his TT aces have even statsthe fuck lmao? i like seeing stats like this, but seeing it so consistently is weird
I'm finally watching the last story event and wtf? Oguri still believes in Santa?
>>555062012built in straightaway spurt
capricorn kingu, looking promising
STOP THE COUNT THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>>555062012She's the only other F2P end closer.
>>555062084Pretty in-character for her. She's not the brightest.
EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
A boy wouldn't lose to cock!
>My Cafe notices my XOguri is getting pushed back by the better XOguris>Caffeine also must have kicked in because holy shit, how'd you get up that far alreadySometimes my Cafe really doesn't like to push up, but when she does, I love her even more.
>festive miracle>spurtsSUCKMYGUTSCOCK
>>555061867>>555062223THERES NO WAY
>>555062192cappycorn stat lines are more homogeneous than cheetah genes
Went from 25 Fuku 25 Brian 20 Mcqueen to this. Quite happy so far. Seeing my Mcqueen steal angling from shitty pace promotion/single front umas and Fuku dueling tor huge boost is funny.
ITT: SOVL
>>555062187You telling me I just got cucked out of a podium and 5-0 entry by someone's last minute emergency ace?
>>555062084She also thinks the tooth fairy is real
>>555061704>I-i d-don't think blah blahShut the fuck up stupid nerd *grabs you by the throat and smashes you against the lockers*
>>555062084Do you not?
>>555061550>I have seen umas with 800 speed a 400 stamina way too much.Let me guess: you need more?
taking bets nowhow many races will I win>all aces>all late>no debuffs
rae the bae is streaming right now...
>>555062347>guts cock>gockerm.. sis... the tachyon main is a little stereotypical...
>>5550626403
I LOVE CM
>>5550626400. End closers will cuck you.
>>555062364post builds im really curious. i have a strong FA fuku but couldnt get mcqueen working...
I'm giving up guys. I'm building my first debuffer since Taurus.
>>555062364post cards too
>>555062640A generous 2
4L
>>555062839I'm bringing a debuffer to Capricorn. I've never once had three good aces anyway.
>>555062839Don't do that.
>>555062084What the fuck do you mean "believe"?
>>555062798MLB kitasan sweep and windyMLB hishi borrowed MLB rice3lb riko
>>555062839Build her for good luck
>>555062084Santa is real! I saw her!
>>555062084Her mom sure did
>>555063026>It's On over Professor
>>555063018I believe in licking mayano's armpits
>>555063026Nice, thank youI see you have a lot of skills that can proc tail nineThats probably where i went wrong
>>555062839I hope you enjoy getting matched against my Rudolf Grassu Natie team
>>555062084if shiraoki and the marv dimension are real i dont see how santa can't
>>555063187kitacuck didn't finish her events
>>555063187He has corner adept. He probably got friend-zeond by Kita
the only counter to a debuffer is another debuffer
>>555063273
>>555062676>>555062768>>555062815>>555062949it was indeed 3
Getting so many free wins with lucky pacer XOguri
>>555062914>>555062829
>>555063310You mean a second Gold recovery
>>555063403Can you post the Oguri deck bro.
>>555063379Never doubt me!
>>555063018
>>555063475dont use your logic here, trust the triple debuffer strat
3-3-4-45-2-5-4
>>555063597holy melons
>>555063571Dozo. I had a parent that had Uma Stan and United Spirit STA sparks. Ended up getting spooked by a Groundwork spark on a borrow. I think 1/5 was carry-over. 1 was mid-race, and 3 were 777 timing.
>>555063647I can't believe this anon will fucking DIE when he faces 6 debuffers during A finals
THAT'S MY FUARKING EMPEROR AND EMPRESS (AND OGURI PLAP)
>>555062084santa talks to her in the first scene of the story
I have no idea what I'm doing, but this was my first attempt at wit-speedmaxxing and also doing her career. Struggled with choosing her skills too. She's supposed to be a sprinter for the Capricorn cup.
>>555058805how did she survive with that little Stamina?
>>555063895what the fuck how do you counter the 6 debuffer strat? I can only have THREE myself
>>555064016did you buy a recovery for career? you don't need it if not. you basically can't die even if killed on sprint
How did this Biwa not die with no recoveries?She didn't win, but she still got 3rd place only 3L behind the winner. (The skills not in the picture are her ult, Pulse, and GW.)
>>555064120>How did this Biwa not die with no recoveries?watch hakuraku
16/20 yesterday19/20 todaylost to another tama but im proud of my girls
>>555064061>he wasn't part of the secret cabal that decided everyone will run 3 sympathetic debuffers during finalsTruth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Genuinely how do I cope with the fact that my wife won't come to global for another two years?
>>555064061Anon, if you bring 3 debuffers, then the other two teams are facing 6 debuffers as well.
>>555064016The track is left-handed and snowing, so neither of those two greens will work. You should have taken NSM, sprinting gear is good though (Turbo Sprint). Why did you buy a recovery anyways? You won't need it
>>555064120almost 1000 effective stam with lucky downhill checks? it can also just die at the last meters
>>555064174post tama cards + skills pls
>>555064120You do not need 1k stamina for this, 900 and one white is enough.
What the fuck did you niggers do? All my other tickets have been 3-5 wins.
>>555064412>>555063026
>>555064016Huuuuuuh.... the point of this post was to ask for guidance...>>555064105Yes, but she still jobbed during the second leg of the triple tiara due to stamina.
>>555064297the only winning move then is not to play then, and not bring 3 debuffers
>>555064120because you've been gaslight by staminacucks always remember, 200 stam less than sloptubers, 100 stam less than /uma/
>>555064293Who's that?
>>555064463i woke up, sorry
I'm nooooticing anyone with winrate above 70% is either a xoguri+tamamo/taishin/golshi player or a suzuka rabbit seiun/smaru/xoguri
>>555064463Beasts have awoken
>>555064627>>555062364
>>555064120My Rudolf has 750 Stam and 2 whites and hasn't died to Stam yet, it's not a real long
>>555064627That's at least 6 tier-one acesPretty good desu
>>555064627Took you a bit to notice oshifag
>>555064627i didn't see rabbit suzuka until witgod made a video about it. curse witjap
>barely made it into Group Ait's so fucking over for me
>>555063743Thanks bro, I rebuilt my Oguri twice but she's still not doing so hot, she usually gets mogged on the last corner, haven't been able to cap speed and the lack of power worries me. Gonna keep trying until I get good rng.
>>555062084>He doesn't>Neither does he understand that Santa Claus is a concept that you should aspire to be, not an actual person
>>555064578Protip: if you're low on stam try running as late surger, if you have high enough speed and wit it's usually enough to eke out a win. And buying a recovery after you lose Japanese Oaks isn't helpful because her races only get shorter from there.
>>555064627I don't know why you would just ignore my umas like that
>>555064979>>555062084https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
>>555064627You should be happy Golshi is free anon
>>555064979santa is a mythical being who rewards kids for being good it's not that deep bro
remember when /uma/ said fronts were unplayable after the november patch?
>>555065094Yes I know, still he's not going to rise up from the grave and go deliver presents on your behalf.
>>555064979I thought Santa was here to sell me coca cola
STOP IT
>>555064861They were pretty common in public lobbies even before he made his video. People have been running Suzuka rabbit since Virgo, it's a well-known comp at this point.
https://x.com/i/status/2014857168021782607
>>555065183Thank you, Suzuka.
Nothing feels better than hitting a Daiwa Rocket.I will never not run her in CM.
>>555064923Good luck bro. It took me 20ish runs to get what I ended up with.
>>555065120I don't understand this comic...Golshi IS a cute girl!
>>555065183Yeah, I also remember /uma/ saying that the only way to play fronts is by breaking Suzuka's legs
I forgot about the CM.Is it safe to queue?
>skill master (20+ skills)>stam to spare and medium straights sparks+500K fans + support points
>>555065309how do you prevent your seiun from launching the daiwa rocked midrace? Did you take zero midrace or something like that?
>>555065430yes, I am done
>>555065192>he's not going to rise up from the graveIf Umazart can do it then so can Saint Nick
Unlimited borrows would've been so useful if it landed on the Sprint CM instead of fucking long.
I have an adult woman fetish, which /uma/ is for me?
>>555065430no
>>555065603what food is that
>>555065561Maruzensky
kingu would do this
>>555065561>which /uma/ is for me?/umaJP/ they have more adult women than we do
>>555065183Always do the opposite of what /uma/ says. Frontrunners are superior. End closers will get brocked.
>>555065430if you're unironically having problems in R1 you're ngmi anyway
Day 2 complete29W 11L so farFeels nice to see your girls win roughly an equal amount, and your fave to win the most.>>555064627Here you go>>555065472I don't. I hit a lot of rockets when I ran her as a solo front last CM when runaway Suzuka was meta. This CM, I only got it once or twice so far. But if a too-early Red Ace lets her take the lead and hit A&S, or park behind Seiun and hit NSM, that's good too.
fucking jobber
>>555065656fondue nigga
If the only other motherfucker running Longka is here...I am so fucking sorry. That was the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life>3 Late>6 End>Vodka is now Oonige
Can anyone explain to me why the Daiwa Scarlet beat the Maruzensky? They were both frontrunners.
>>555065729noob
>>555065813daiwa rocketto ikuayo
>>555065793you did put angling on your late right?
>>555065813Try watching the replay
>>555065813>lost to a debuffer umaplease glue your daiwa
>>555065813If the Daiwa is coming from behind and hits Red Ace it's 0.3 compared to Angling's 0.2If you're talking about Daiwa beating Maru to Angling sometimes you just get fucked on the start times or wit rolls, not much you can do about it
>>555065724did u make this picture
>>555066052Glue yourself, nigger avatarfag
>>555065865No I absolutely did not lmfao
>>555065656It's based on a real video. The cheese is supposed to melt, but it stretched instead.>>555065954I did and I can't make sense of it. She got a 4ish length lead in the midrace for no apparent reason. Maru was 4th behind all the other fronts.
>>555066130loser
>>555066079I generated it, then fucked up editing the winrates in, yeah
>>555066158I can't fucking stop laughing at this
>>555066259damn I'm cooked i couldnt tell it was slop
>>555066249Forgot your avatar?
>>555066052The Daiwa isn't mine you retarded avatartranny.
>>555066171
cope and seethe
He didn’t bring a front runner
uh oh avatarindog meltie
>>555065656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_FJ-LqEHg
angering and seething
>>555066171She probably got really lucky on the wit check in the downhill section and triggered Red Ace.Can't see what other skills she has above NSM. Does she have A&S?
i'm trying to figure out who gets pace promote so i'm going to have some bakshins practice fight each other
>>555065724I'm so confused. How does your seiun win so much against your daiwa then?This is what happens to me. The rocket ensures daiwa is almost always ahead. Seiun even has NSM hoping one day it will do something
>>555065813Daiwa front have high chance to win if she has only 1 single front with her, her ult is like angling if it procs at the right time
https://x.com/och1___/status/2014760044819108250
>>555066526>>555066526>>555066526
>>555066316I'm just an above average sloppist.I like to make gens commemorating my CM teams.
But seriously This is the type of race that you have to bring a Front Runner to set the pace and avoid any auto-win shenanigans with lucky promotions. Unless you’re into that kind of thing
>>555066532I think it's whoever is closest to the inner post. In a 3 pace lobby rn and the Brian at #2 promoted over the zoglis.
>>555066551Next thread
>>555066729Isn't whoever is in first place by a certain point in the early race? That's why you're supposed to get groundwork if you're gunning for the promote, isn't it?
>>555066590>>555066514It's a bit hard to reconstruct since both my opponents brought a Daiwa and my runners' unique animations grab the camera at bad times. It looks to me like she overtook Borubon on the downhill and just zoomed. Neither of them procced Red Ace, the one that smoke Maru just kind of watched My Taishin pass her on the final straight.
>>555067262I don't see how she could overtake on the downhill without triggering Red Ace. If you're past the 50% mark (which is on the hill) and she goes from not first to first, it's a 100% chance she used Red Ace.
>>555065813I'd have to see the replay to know for sure, but with bad luck and mood, anything is possible.Daiwa has more power and only a little bit less wit than your Maru. Even with less velocity skills, she still has a somewhat reasonable chance at getting AngSche. A front that doesnt get AngSche can pretty much never beat a front that did.
>>555066532>>555066934Whoever's furthest
>>555067589Lucky midrace wit velocity rolls will also do that to you, see >>555066387
>>555067703I'm not saying she necessarily went to first because of her unique instead of the wit bonus.I'm saying going to first causes her to use her unique.It's guaranteed to activate if she overtakes the leader.
>>555067589Could Anchors Away's movie have blocked the popup? Timing would be about right.>>555067665Maru was somehow 4th going into the end race and that Daiwa was first, so all I got was the NN I brought to have a chance against bignig lobbies.
>>555067262you can watch the replay on landscape to not show the uniques
>>555065813can only be explained by luck. that scarlet shouldve gassed.
>>555070116The skill list is scrolled down. If that Scarlet has Swinging Maestro, it would be above No Stopping Me!
>>555070116>>555070452After watching the vid he posted next thread, she does have Swinging Maestro
>>555070452>>555070729oh, duh.
>>555064337>>555064990Thanks for the tips, fampaitachi
