TVD Edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>555079165
1st for Mina hunting for big white cocks in Manhattan
>>555113740Trvthnvke. Keep in mind that whenever people on lose streaks cope with "the dogshit matchmaking is literally just a cointoss right now" it means that in the 50% of games where the matchmaking was giving them a free win, they managed to turn it into a loss as well
3rd for we can't have solo queue because stacks bitch on the forums that they can't 6v1 people with instant queue times all day
>>555113819what's Silver's gf doing with other people
Haven't played in a long time, what's everyones thoughts on street brawl? I think it's really fun but I wish the respawn timers weren't so long at over time. Leads to too much 'one side wins' when 2+ people die. Which yes, is the point, but I'd honestly prefer lower death timers and more skill kills to win the round. It sucks to die and you're forced to sit there for 40-60 seconds and literally can't do shit. When the mode is so fast paced being forced to not help isn't fun. It should be more about getting kills, pushing lane, using your item build, etc. That is there now overall but I think it would be much better with lower timers.
4th for Silver hmofa
This is a playtest.How have YOU contributed to the development of Deadlock™?
Can we make this an anchor post for all the>am braindead and just installed>wat doposts?
>>555113813>>555113880
>>55511388090% of the time its being people queing while tilted. I get that a bad loss can be demoralizing but you're just better off doing something else
>>555113916I have several times offered my feedback on thematic and balance issues alikeI've even earned a few (You)'s from Yoshi
I want to lick Graves feet
>>555085652>I'm genuinely buying into the rat king theory.HORNED RAT SEES US
celesteGODs...our response?
>>555085652>>555114021what are the hints, are there any? i thought it was a meme
>>555113923>picBeautiful wonderful creature, I love her
>>555113985she's 15
>>555113880No. It's like this>Match where I decide to tryhard and do my best to carry>My team is 2 fresh installs and 3 inbred Ruzzians>Lose>Fine, fuck you>Decide to take it easy and fuck around on a character I don't usually play>Get an all-star team of 5 dudes who play like they're preparing to go pro>They carry me with me barely doing anythingI have no impact either way
>>555113916I baked the first /dlg/ thread when the /v/janny threadcaust started
Hi, my name is Darcy Grapes, nice to grape you.
mcginnis pickers in brawl are thieving nigger monkey jews
>>555113916>got the whole lash/ivy knocking people to the floor if you impact them thing added>came up with ivy ult
>>555113923my brain is so fucked up i thought that was a boiclitty in a chastity cage and the joke was support ivy players are sissies
>>555114067Out of 10!
>>555114153we are though :3
>>555114021>FOR THE VERMINTIDE>jump into the midboss pit>steal aegis>die instantly
>>555114103what do you call mcginnis pickers in brawl that lose?
>>555113945How are you supposed to not lose to the bad match making though? It is mathematically impossible for 1 good person to out-do the bad choices/gameplay of their 5 teammates. Some games are unwinnable, some are always winnable, and others is where the skill variation comes in. But you're saying it's a good thing you get placed in unwinnable games? Where is the fun in that? Where is the skill in that?You can try your best, but when your best isn't enough, that isn't fair match making. Ideally every game would be all 6 players on each team trying their best and the better plays win. But that isn't what happens. You get 5 genuinely sub 100iq retards on your team while you fight off against people who are communicating, teaming up, know how to play the game, and all kinds of shit. You're saying that's fair, that's fun? You can't be serious.
You know now that I've thought really hard about it for a few days, I think Graves would have a handful of really long pubes that she doesn't shave
>>555114103Who is more dishonest in brawl, Miku or Bebop?
What's the point of confirming/denying soul orbs at this point? Ever since the 4-lane map, soul denying has been functionally irrelevant. Check lane stats after every map, there's a total of maybe 5-10 denies on each side. The only time this ever matters is for buying the 1st and 2nd items one wave before the enemy. The grace period is too fucking long to make confirming relevant in 99% of cases.
when will they add observer wards and sentry wards and stealth heroes and smoke and dust and invis items
I hope Graves is good but area denial kinda sucks in deadlock since movement is so strong
>>555114268*snuff sniff snuff snuff sniiffff snuff snuffff snifffff huff huff huff puff puff huffff hnnff snhnfff snnnsssffhhh*
>>555113767It's gonna take me some time to get used to Mr. Krabs yelling about the liver king
>>555114226>fell for the skill issue in a team game baitNot reading all that btw
>>555114272>soul appears on my side>instantly tap it>enemy gets it by shooting 0.2s later and gets the denyI don't get it. I really don't.
>>555114272Because if you pay attention, even if you aren't denying the soul you can get an opportunity to poke
Reminder that for everyone complaining about M1 there is another person complaining about Spirit and they are both equally retarded
>The team that wins the game is the one that stacks the most cursesAnd yet people don't seem to realize how strong it currently is, it used to be a "fuck the gun carry button" but now it's just a free win button as long as the team builds it
>>555114345I always chalked this down to lag, bad server or netcode issues, but bullet velocity obviously comes into play. Some heroes are just easy to deny with (Vyper, Pocket).
Imma be honest with you senpai.Valve's writing is mentally stuck in Portal 2/TF2/Aghanim epic bacon era, and that's a problem. They have to stop naming characters after haha puns about the character's class or species, nobody gives a flying fuck about Dota's lore for a reason. Even AI generating some generic fantasy names would be better if you want them to exist as characters (with their fanfics and shipping and shit) outside their role as a class you play in a game.
>>555114272they're relevant solely for lane and urn economy where getting an 800 item earlier than your opponent matters
>>555114268>That bush peeking out
>>555114517realistically nobody gives a fuck about the lore of ANY moba character
lol
>>555114517>Valve has too much souloh wowNo one read dota lore because most of the char designs were based on an older IP, it was shoehorned in just to compete with blizz and league.
>>555114591League says hi. And it's literally THE AI generated generic fantasy retcon shitshow.
>>555114517That era was a thousand times more soulful than anything the 2020's can manage to produce
>>555114573ewww dont you know it's probably full of her dried vagina juice
>>555114591Arcane disproves this
Did Bebop get mega buffed or something? This dude is played every game now and annoying as shit
I haven't played since Mirage was released and I am losing every single game and have no idea what's going on.
>>555114646>died vagina juice
>>555114591>Arcane
>>555114270McG by far
>>555114686build all orange items on every character and don't read any ability descriptions
>>555114421I've been building support ivy with nova heroic aura curse rescue beam by 20 minutes. It works.
deadcock?yawn... yeah nah i'm more of a highguard chad myself
>>555114686why is she blue anyway
>>555114270>play peepoop>get knockdowned>play mcpenis>literal hitler spamming turrets
>>555114801dead
>>555114613I say this, but about Bebop bombs
>>555114573>>555114709silver probably does get knotted by strays in werewolf form
>>555114801livor mortis and she was hanged
>>555114801proud descendant of the sylvanas-traxex-widowmaker family line.
>>555113767Why are all viscous players the sweatiest motherfuckers on the planet?
>>555114021>Wanted actual unicorn girl>Get a K-POP reject with a horn on top>Want a based scumbag rat king that looks like Master Splinter>Probably gonna get some black haired twink with ripped clothes and 4 rats around his back or something
if theyre doing size gimmick stuff, I hope we get a giant character at some point, at least on par with the guardians. A big ass golem or living armor character of some kind would be awesome. Though I guess some of the current roster might technically already count as that
>>555114814>>555114875how is she killing my retard team if she is dead>>555114880does that mean she has a huge phat ass hidden under her skirt
>>555082868Poo-eating and -throwing narcissist ogre politician / real estate mogul.
>>555114919>>>Probably gonna get some black haired twink with ripped clothes and 4 rats around his back or something
>>555114928Instead of a Jewish character it would be cool to have a giant fucking golem.
>>555114841>>555114613people often don't pay attention to how much hp they actually have when they die so they think it's a lot higher than it is. She only had around 700 hp at the time of getting sniped.
>>555114928>get an actual golem half walker's size>heavy punch hitbox is half the lanekino
>>555114937maybe
>>555115015Yeah but the damage breakdown tho
WHO IS THIRD MOST PICKED CHARACTER IN THE GAME AFTER INFERNUS AND MINA!!!!
>>555115051Can ghost get pregnant?
Gonna give her a full litter of pups.
>>555115074hazeprobably haze
>>555115002>violent mindless golem>on his back rides a scrawny hook nosed jew with his superpower being coin clipping
>>555114928>too big to fit in doorways, including being too big to fit inside midbossutter ludo, unfortunately that's too weird and novel for deadlock the game where everyone has a gun
>>555115051That's disgusting. Keep in mind before she died she would shit through that thing several times a week. Even worse, now that she's dead it's dusty and grimy.
>>555115113how trans woman get pregante
>>555115074
>>555115113I can't get over the fact that Silver introduced Mina to fucking dogs.
>>555115131what if it's like dynamo's body with a star inside and it expands during ult?
>>555114928Slow movespeedPunch / melee only, absolutely no range attacksTanky as fuckGradually restores HP over time, but if damaged enough loses his armor plating. Cannot restore HP passed the plate mark. Can only restore them by waddling his ass back home or channeling for a long time to return to base.Deathwing from hots.>>555115063yah i was just gunning her tho. I'm really bad at judging when I should snipe people in Brawl due to everyone having random as fuck items / resistances. Sometimes even below 50% it kills them, sometimes it does fucking nothing.
Calico players who have not been playing Street Brawl, what are your thoughts on the vents in action?
>>555115169I swear Mina is in every fucking game i play
>>555115113>That giant cock bulgewhat did volvo mean by this
>>555114532>where getting an 800 item earlier than your opponent mattersBut that's not relevant anymore either because you get your 800 item for free unless your opponent denies like 3 troopers on the 1st wave, which basically never happens. To add to that, lots of the time you want to press the advantage and not run back to buy your 800 item, so it's not THAT impactful in the grand scheme of things.
>>555115246>slow movespeedso bottom tier
>>555115131Have his crouch be like a morph ball or something, or just balance it around the idea of this massive fuckin tank not being able to get into smaller areas, then pull a funny haha when you go shrink ray and giganigga shows up in your escape tunnel
>>555114517Unfortunate truth nuke and something I've been thinking about a lot.If I could get ONE message to Valve about Deadlock's development as an IP it's this one>most characters should have a NAME (like Mina, McGinnis or Abrams)>for those that don't, it can be a thematically fitting nickname as long as it is COOL (REM, Haze, Lash, Seven etc.)>keep the puns to a minimum and only for monster and comic relief characters (like Viscous)shit like Paige, Graves and Infernus are atrocious.
>>555115113Post her pregnant and prove it
>>555115257Sort of pointless in SB where there's zero point to leaving lane
>>555115375Gee sort of why i was asking for people who were not playing street brawl and were playing standard instead???
>>555115280what would be the impact on the game if they just straight up removed it then?
I LOVE when some fag has some name like this and gets raped
>>555115315depends. Ranged attacks / gun could passively deflect off him unless within melee range / just outside of it. Spirit could be weakened against him or smth. Lots of ways to go about it. Just fun to think about.
>>555115343My heuristic is if you wouldn't use that character in a smut fanfic, it needs to go back to the drawing board.>but not everyone should be a gookslop coomer model-They don't, different fetishes exist. But they need to fit at least one.
>>555115419Oh mb I misread your post lol
>>555115474Rem fits at least two though so he's good.
>>555115474yes, let's cater to the tranny porn audience
>>555114928>>555115002I SPECIFICALLY want The Golem of Prague.
why does celeste has 0 fan? even the trans don't even care about her
>>555115653her design is all over the placetoo much stuff and too many themes
>>555115536yes finally something for me
>>555115653Silver got all her thunder
>>555115474This is a pointless metric because someone somewhere will jerk off to anything.
>>555115653her voice will be sexhave faith
Am I an honest brawler?
>>555115774TF2 always had a healthy ecosystem of gay porn + Pauling, so it's a well written game.There are maybe 4 characters worth jerking off to from Dota and none of them are human women, so that's a badly written setting.
>>555115653She will when people realize that she is directly inspired by The Last Unicorn.>a unicorn that nobody believes in even in a world of magic>disguised as a human woman>forced to work at a sideshow>maybe the last of her kind? voice lines are vague about this
>>555115869no because you play dynamo, bebop, lash, and seven some of the time
>>555115538>The Golem of Prague>The Golem was called Josef and was known as Yossele. He was said to be able to make himself invisible and summon spirits from the dead.>One Friday evening, Rabbi Loew forgot to remove the shem, and feared that the Golem would desecrate the Sabbath. A different story tells of a golem that fell in love, and when rejected, became the violent monster seen in most accounts. Some versions have the golem eventually going on a murderous rampage.Interesting.
>>555115538>>555115002ironically he hates jews because they killed him when he was no longer useful
>>555115869no faggot
>>555115869You are only allowed to do this if you completed the Christmas challenge
>>555115002Or, hear me out: a Hasidic Jewish Golem
>>555115653Overshadowed by Silver and Graves in the waifubait deparment.Also her portrait makes the horn look particularly disgusting. Her model is unironically better.
What if Apollo has an ability that works like counterspell but also reflects back the ability to the enemy. Would that be too OP?
>>555116079it would be boring is the main problem with that idea
>>555116079look at league of legend Mel and see why it's the worst idea everno one like "never engage until the dumbass use his broken fuck ability"
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VALVE GIVE US A RANDOM ONLY QUEUE STREET BRAWL
>>555115653They need to change her horn color to something less fleshy and gross, and get rid of her ugly ass belly tattoo, or at least cover it.
>>555115653>even the trans don't even care about herthey are, but only in the context of her getting getting some silver girlcock
>>555116160ugh, geist?
Just add Abby Shapiro to the game with no change in appearance, ESPECIALLY for her milkers
Do smurfs get banned in this game? I just lost to a 5 stack with all level 1 to 3 Steam accounts.
>>555116160icefrog balanced game thoughbeitantimage has a spell reflect with 8 times lower cooldown and twice the duration and he still sucks
>>555116190>her ugly ass belly tattooGay
>>555116272smurfs don't exist because climbing ranks is piss easy
>>555116160>never played league>look up this character>3 aimed/AOE skillshotswtf I thought this was a meme
>>555113767Where does the voiceline viewer get the descriptions? Because the descriptions for the incomplete conversations for new heroes implies knowledge of nonexisting voicelines.
>>555116190if you have a suggestion, post it on the forums
>>555116190>They need to change her horn color to something less fleshy and grossAgreed, it should be magical sparkly bullshit or just white>and get rid of her ugly ass belly tattoo, or at least cover it.turn it into a spade
>>555116328So them being level 1 with mostly wins in their match history and them all playing together is just a coincidence?
we got this, graveschads
>>555113767My tierlist for brawl.
>>555116475>turn it into a spade
Apollo is wearing a school uniform tooRED ALERT RED ALERT
>>555113907Bluesky servers down rn?
>streel brawl>simple enough to think about life>uninstall deadlockthank you yoshi
>>555116190I want to kiss her trans belly.
>MO and Krill smurf using a refresherThere has to be a fucking item that just cancels out the ult while I'm stuck in it.
Brawl is like bo1 in mtg or turbo in dota. Fucking gay.
>>555116497absolutely
>>555116387New heroes don't have voice lines yet, but they have subtitle files.
>>555116637>he plays mtg and dotaThe gay is coming from inside the house
>>555116629it is called "having a teammate with interrupt"
>>555115653Why does this game attract so many of them
>0/6/1 Bebop buys trophy collector
>>555116718They're classics of competitive games. Insulting them is like shitting on crime and punishment.
>>555115948don't worry I did. Had it done before christmas too.
>>555116815Most trans people are autistic, MOBAs are one of the most autistic game genres. Also a lot of them don't even actually play the game and just coom over the characters
>>555116884a 0/6/1 bebop buying anything isn't going to stop him from being 0/6/1
>>555116884Don't worry after his 12th death he's gonna come online
>>555116884desu you just need to sit near a fight to get stacks so if you have some monster cock carry in your team it might help you get your souls up
>>555116549I think wraith is okay and not low tier simply because objectives die.Came back from a 2 round loss by just focusing objectives.
>sensor detected I was close to uninstalling so it gave me a stomp game in my favour for a changeFuck you Valve I'm onto you. I know the next 20 matches are gonna be absolute dogshit again.
>>555116894>ornigger
>>555116894ornaryan
>brool against spirit nukers>don't roll a single spirit resistCUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>555116923Yeah, its just annoying that algos flood my feeds with them if I interact with Deadlock stuff.
>>555116549Geist feels very good imo. Maybe even S tier.
>>555117170Clearly you don't understand that not having access to any counter-itemization is FUN
>Join match ready to fuck shit up>"What's up guys, turn on yo mics we needa communicate if we gon win this">Go afk
>>555117465Your voice doesn't pass, is that it?
>>555113767/dlg/ please post your best Deadlock shitpost images so I can spam it in my friend's Discord and psyop them into playing this game
>>555117565>discord
>>555117516I don't feel like spending half an hour listening to a wannabe team leader calling shots in tiktokese
>>555117565>Discord
>>555117303>paige calling for retreat while you casually 1v3
>>555117516>trannies out of nowheremind = broken
>>555117565This was one I personally screenshot.
>>555117565
>>555117635>>555117646I get public ones are cesspools but do you guys not have a server so you can keep in touch with your high school bros while in uni?
>>555117663Pull.Back.
Please let Rat KANG be real, they just added sewers...
>>555115113looks aside, her animations seem kind of weird but hopefully the ones we can see from using her model are WIPbecause I think she uses Seven's base movements so she has his but parry and his weird janky fast walk
>>555117771It will be realThe real question is will it be>New York subway ratGODor>Emo looking boy with rat-themed clothes who exists purely to bait trannies into playing
>>555117802Those are literally Seven's animations. I don't think hers are actually in game yet.
>>555117765kys
>>555117565I'm in the reverse situation, two of my friends want to get into this game but they also have extreme anger issues and I'm already exhausted of being their teacher
>>555117765Stay winning zoomergod
>>555117765>moba general>friendsMost people only pick one
>>555115363Okay.
>>555117771Why did LoL remove all the SOVL ?
>>555117765>zoomnigger retardI self host my own mumble server for friends.
>>555118064Chinese funding.
>>555117864Valve stands at the crossroads of hero designon one path is Riot and OW's bullshit where they don't make freaks and weirdos because no k-pop sex appeal on the other is cool monsters and creeps that still get my dick hard because I'm not a coward
>>555118178they could have both at once if they choose not to be cucks
My team>haze>abrams>mcginnis>doormanTheir team>lash>seven>dynamo>geist>somehow winI'm baffled. Lash missed like 5 ults. Dynamo didn't land any ults with more than a single person. Geist somehow despite going full spirit had the second lowest damage out of anyone.
>>555117771It's funny that one of the leakers was talking out of their ass about Rem's model size being a problem and Valve was probably taking the time to fix itthen they add entire pathways that only characters of that size can use and they might be adding another "tiny" hero too
>>555118178>>555118245Celeste is a sexy freak. Anyone who can't handle her horn looking like a tumorous growth is a coward
Still don’t know what Celeste's kit is. And I only know Silvers' ult.
>>555118245NTA but they already cucked out. Silver for example could have been in her werewolf form all the time with no human form at all. They made Ivy more kawaii too.
>>555118178>Riot doesn't do characters that give you wrongboners
>>555118178>cool monsters and creeps that still get my dick hard If Vyper remodel is as sexy as Venomancer I think my balls will never not be empty.
>>555118041You know what anon, good enoughI hope everything goes well for you two
If Silvers ult is her transformation ability, how the fuck is that going to work for Sinclair?
>>555113916They refuse to give me a surrender button, so I throw whenever I can't surrender.
>>555118384No one plays Sinclair
>>555118395Surrender button is for fags with zero mental.
>>555118384same way viscous ult works
>>555118384what do you mean? he transforms into the trans wolf he was made to be.
What kind of animal is Rem supposed to be?
Need insect heroes. Where's the NY roach man.
>>555118445I do. Lately I'm rabbit maxing
How do I build Doorman, should I just be spiritmaxxing?
>>555118269had a match where the enemy talon was raping everyone with 1.2k damage arrows and we only won the match point because he had worse teammates
>>555118482SUDDENLY, ONE DAY...
>>555118395there's a reason literally everyone hates riotchinks, including other riotchinksi can't believe you haven't just surrendered irl and killed yourself already after losing so hard at life
>>555118395>game doesn't even have any sort of extra skinner box reward trap for winning>some people still throw the moment things get slightly challengingActual unironic mental illness.
>>555118384I mean he can already become Yamato
>>555118562Depends if you are good at him.If you suck focus on bells and ulti.If you are good with carts and guns you can go for headshot buildIf you are a support specialist focus on crowd control and utility. Shields and disables and doors
>>555118562He's one of the most versatile characters in terms of builds. Stacking spirit for Call Bell is probably the most straightforward though, yeah.
>>555116815Same reason why online games attract 4chinners - they are all autistic, unemployed and socially stunted.
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
>>555118562Depends how you want to play. His gun is pretty good if you can aim, but the bell can hit pretty hard too.
>>555118384Transforms and gets the same new skills that she does in wolf form probably
>>555118562Spirit + a bit of utility. Knockdown, alch fire, maybe rescue beam, disarm, decay, curse, that kinda thing. Don't build gun. Only cunts build gun man. At best buy some headshot items for lane.
>>555117771Rat King niggas are actually retarded. Look up the original suggestion, the abilities are a complete mess.>homing and exploding minion that scales infinitely with kills and assists>invisible trap>bullets apply a debuff that steals healing(??)>ult makes you shoot rats with the same stats as your first ability, so another infinitely scaling meme ability>le tommy gun but the bullets EXPLODE IN AN AOE because even the gun has to be super fucking unique and different-chungusOnly the art and the core concept is somewhat ok. But the actual hero suggestion is bottom tier, even Dota 2's infamous meme suggestion like Pocket Riki are better. This trash is never being added or even considered.
>>555118648>Sinclair's shadow soulwtf I didn't know the lore
Ever since the patch I have been on Hidden King EVERY match
>>555118395you have the emotional maturity of a child
>DUDE A PIZZA HERO>DUDE A JEW HERO>DUDE A COCKROACH OR RAT HERO!!!>BECAUSE IT’S LE NEW YORK!!!You turds are so unoriginal
>>555118395I think this was defensible until they changed how flex slots workNow that it's only one per walker builds aren't as destroyed by being behind and I've seen more comebacks as a result
>>555118648>Sinclair's shadow soulUnless his ult has some code to just replace the name on each hero's skill description, that tells me that when Sinclair copies an ultimate it's actually a completely separate variation of it unique to himThis leads me to the conclusion that he will probably have some kind of neutered Silver ult that confers whatever stats the transformation offers, but doesn't change his abilities
>>555118395I'm sorry you can't die twice and call for surrender for 10m in a perfectly even game. Surrender button sucks because for all it saves you from slogs it means people give up at the slightest inconvenience.
>>555118772Well when I posted my original idea nobody responded
>team buys curse>win>team doesn't buy curse>loseit's tiring
>>555118772I want an insect hero period and they shuttered our spider man. Roach was just on my mind because of >>555118576
>>555118746Based. Mr Krabs as the King in Yellow > that bald black bitch that looks like Calico
Heroes that would most likely rape and who they would:Doorman -> DrifterDrifter -> BillyGraves -> VictorLady Geist -> PocketLash -> PaigeSeven -> MinaSilver -> VenatorVyper -> Lash
>>555118772A Jew hero that has literally every stereotype about them would be infinitely based though
>>555116549>Pocket A lolMcginnis and Pocket are so much better than everyone else they belong in S+ on their own
>>555118951I'm still hoping for a Mothman hero
>>555115896>There are maybe 4 characters worth jerking off to from Dota and none of them are human womenEnch, Auroth, Mireska, who's the fourth one
>>555116549Wraith is not D tier bro what, you can easily get Haze levels of fire rate
>>555118849Maybe not make the game's balancing so shit that people will feel hopeless and give up when they died twice in lane.
>>555116190>and get rid of her ugly ass belly tattooholy faggot
>>555118726I don't care about the abilities bro I just want the concept of rat going ratatat to make it in the game. I always pick characters in MOBA, Fighting Games, Hero Shooter slop from appearance first.
Silver-babies and Rem-sissies are in for a rude awakening.Your furry/coomer bubble is just that, a bubble. In the real world people recognize peak.
>>555118726The point is that the visual concept makes it through, the kit can be whatever.
>>555119083>geist raping pockethot
>>555119083Silver -> MinaMina -> Silver(Mutual hatefuck)
is there a reason the devs for this game are just totally incapable of implementing a functional matchmaking system?Why the fuck am I seeing Vindictas who play like they've never touched a video game before in my lobbies
Mina, you can't just rape every new character added to the game
>>555119092>Nosferatu style vampire caster>it's a big-nosed levitating ghoul in a dark suit and kipaFund it.
>>555119350Mina's small body getting lifted up by Silver during her werewolf form, getting put in full nelson, knotted, and bred
>>555119389Her hunt for BWC and a hapa baby will never end
>>555119374Oh gee I dunno. Maybe a big recent update brought in a bunch of new players and people who hadn't played for 8 months
>every single match is a stomp>playerbase is now split between 2 modes so matchmaking is even worsewhat the fuck are these retards doing honestly
>>555119495so then why aren't they being matched with other new players?
>I am... forgotten...
>>555119495match them with other new players then?
>>555118772sexy candle herosexy escort herosexy jazz herosexy cockatrice herosexy doll/puppet herosexy matador herosexy alchemical homonculus herosexy tea maker / teapot herosexy horus herosexy cloudwalker herosexy monkey king hero
>>555119538Because valve is using the alpha to experiment on you obviously.
Goofy screenshot from my last match. What did Mina say that caused Abrams to react like that
>>555119556If they don't give her a remodel by the end of the voting season I'm going to very angry.Like c'mon she needs it more than anyone else.
>>555119558if you do that new players will play with smurfsbut yeah I agree it is pretty retarded and I cannot possibly see the game being successful in this state
>>555119509once people get bored of street brawl it'll serve it's function as a brainlet containment zone.they didn't give anyone a reason to play 6v6 because all they did was make the map pretty and change the base which is not really an exciting change for competitive players.they were fucking idiots for not shipping a balance update on day 1.
>>555119590At some point this stops being an excuse especially when the #1 reason people stop playing the game is the matchmaking sucking
>pocket in the enemy team>I'm the only one that buys curseoh it's one of those
>>555119627>heh i bet I can shit harder than you>no you want watch this ARGHHHHHHH
>>555119627Offered a blowjob and didn't watch the teeth.
>>555119686>I'm the only one that buys curseRetards won't buy anything that's not in their build
>>555114686I won!!!
>>555119627kek its like something out of a 2-koma
>>555119663>brainlet containment zoneaka game has 0 new player retention aka it's doagood plan
>checking out each hero's poster>Venator's is literally the chad meme Crazy
>>555119673Matchmaking cannot account for people playing when tilted/drunk/drugged/tired etc. I doubt you check every shitter you get on your team to check if they are actually new or just having a shit day
>>555119627>HOW BIG IS THAT DICK, BLUE BOY?>Small. Leave me alone.
>>555119826>le chiseled jawline stoic manly man looking into the horizon of futureSlop theme for easily impressed slop people.
>>555119663people who are addicted as fuck to the idea of frequent balance patches need to pick up a fighting game to understand how good they have it with these mobas and shooters
>>555117303Is gun Geist actually good in brawl? I was led to believe AoE > all
>Winning bot matches don't give me any votes to castI started playing 2 days ago. I guess I'll go and ruin some PvP matches then.
>>555119976>posts inspiring kinonot really a condemnation, just sort of evidence that good artists with class consciousness are better than bad artists with a bible.
New retard here. Is it worth it to ever go back to heal, or is it simply more efficient to stay in lane and just die if I have to?
>>555113767Im new and im tired of getting instakilled by shit i cant understandWho is the tankiest most unkillable nigga in the game + what items do I build to become even more immortal?
>>555120147Depends on the exact scenario but don't be afraid to go back if you have boost. Buying healing rite and clearing the boxes is also very effective.
>>555120176Play: AbramsBuy: Green and purple shit
>>555116190i didn't even realize that was a tattoo, thought it was just part of her clothing. Yeah her design needs to be less busy
>>555120176play dynamo, glue yourself to the best player on your team and spam 3
>>555120075At least have the decency to ruin the 4v4 ones, those give you more votes too because shorter game
>>555120176Abrams or Mo Krill.Viktor too but needs a bit more game awareness.
so how do we fix deadlock?
>>555120176Abrams is a chimp
>>555120310spam 1 too
>>555120176Even the tankiest character and build in the game will go down like a deflated balloon if you don't know what's happening. Focus on learning the game.
>>555120491say "gg matchmaking sucks", post a screenshot on the Bad Matchmaking Thread, and requeue
>>555119556hey yamato why the long head
>>555120491>Picks Mina>Lowest soulsNot sure how to solve this one
>>555120609many thoughts
>>555120491Right now there is no fixing the matchmaking.Valve clearly doesn't care too much about it as it's been bad forever. Just gotta accept that like 40% will be weighted against you, 40% will be weighted for you, and only 20% will be good worthwhile matches.
>>555120261>>555120364>AbramsStop reccomending Abrams to new players, he gets raped if you don't know the matchup or how to position yourself. Shiv or M&K are 100% more of a tanky retard-proof character than him.
>>555119636people really think they're going to shadowdrop the remodels in a few weeks? copium
>>555120640All of them about the blade.
>>555120724you can fuck up a lot and live on abramsI do agree M&K is easier though especially if you don't have hands
During the "homes for the homeless" Christmas charity party held at the Fairfax manor, the young heir, Arin Fairfax, was horribly sexually assaulted in his bed by one of the guests. Due to the nature of the matter the Fairfax estate have decided to settle the matter privately and has not pressed charges. As a result the woman's identity has not been revealed to the public. Though sources suggest she's a lead contributor to the charity in question.
LIFTING
>>555120491we can't fix your skill issue man
I hope the new characters are fun to play
>>555120724>Shiv>retard-proofnot if you're getting focused, he melts like butter without the right items
>>555121145I dont know enough lore to understand if the picrel is the rapist or the raped
>>555121191whatever artist did these gave lots of characters fuckin cold sores on their lips
>>555121145This is the moment that made Arin go "I don't want to be a boy anymore"
How the fuck do some of you have so many votes?I've been nolifing this for the past couple days and I've only just got past 40.
>>555121191FACE ME AND DIE
>>555113916i gave yoshi an idea that became venator's 1
how is gun viscous not nerfed yetliterally better than any actual gun carry
>>555121292>without the right itemsWhat are they?
>>555121332are you brooling?
So... with brawl mode there's basically no reason to try new heroes in normal games, right? You can train farming and item building in private lobby and fight in brawl.
>>555121412standard. I don't like brawl.
>>555121303Does this look like a victim to you?>>555121332Brawl
>>555121191Why only the black female has a good art for kill streak....
>>555121435brawl mode is not as fun. also, i don't want to waste my Premium Tokens on a mode that lasts 15m
>>555121303the rapistlady geist is a gilf that hunts down innocent shotaspocket is the raped in that scenario
>play street brawl>another fucking bebop and seven game>get knockdown, curse, and piano as HazeLMAOOOOOOOOOO THE BEBOP ALMOST CALLED ME A NIGGER
>>555121445There's your answer then, brawl is like 5x faster than standard and gives 1 vote all the same
>>555114928battleborn had a bunch of these and it sucked
>>555121498>ALMOSTHuh?
>>555121485
>>555114091Is that still a thing on /v/? The FOTM getting kicked to /vg/ because Abib doesn't like it?
>>555121435brawl and standard are completely different modes, some heroes can be overpowered in one mode but not the other especially if any of the new ones have stacking skills
>vit gives flat hp now instead of %>this means it sucks on high base hp heros>this means you're disincentivized to build vit on tanky heros
>be me>play bad>be sad>game - deletehappens all the time, how do I get good?
>>555121661you're supposed to do damage, and properly fed mo comes out at 10k anyways
>>555121589>a bunch of thesethat's the problemone is enough
>>555121639>The FOTM getting kicked to /vg/ because Abib doesn't like it?YupI still don't get the reasoning why /vg/ needed to exists, the end result is that /v/ is just perma a /b/ knockoff. God forbid someone try to talk about videos games.
>>555118384never heard of Rubick?https://youtu.be/p1VOH8LcjCU?si=Dli0wWInnRsUPQUO
>>555118840Rubick using lycan's ult in dota was literally just that
>hmmm yeah today I will brool>he said merrily, unaware of what's coming
>>555121718by not quitting
>>555121718Stop being a prissy little bitch?
Why are they all right-handed
>>555121728The bigger issue is having /vg/ overrun by dogshit gacha threads especially when /vmg/ is a thing and completely dead.
Crazy that Street Brool shipped without forced random character picks. The pickrates must be completely fucked with Miku, Seven, Bebop making totaling more than 50% themselves.
>>555121724I feel obligated to get warp stone+collosus everygame on mo
>>555121865>dogshit gacha threadsEven putting it like this is a severe understatement, all of those threads purely exist for gooners to share softcore porn with each other
>>555120007this isn't a completed product, they should be patching the game more frequently to continually move the game towards a better place.also there's a reason why fighting games are fucking dead so i don't know why anyone should do what you said.
Holliday owes me sex
>>555121639Absolutely, but Deadlock's case was a bit different.>Deadlock threads quietly existed on their corner of /v/ for months, since the very early email only beta>then the leak happens and Valve concedes and lets streamers play the game>the /v/tard hivemind only then learns about its existence because they don't play games, just follow ecelebs>SAAR WHY IS THIS GAME SHILLED SPAMMED HERE>PAID VALVE WOKE SLOP SHILLS SAAR DELETE SEND TO /VG/ NOWabib is still a salty nintendrοne faggot and remains so buttblasted by genshin even 5 years later he still deletes chill /v/ threads when he isn't busy egooning on discord
>>555121850Because it's over-the-shoulder camera and holding the gun on left would hide it.
What's our opinion on melee Geist?
>>555121892The peak pick rates are actually lower than standard if you can believe that
>>555121771Right, but that's no different from lycan ult when used by lycan, which alters stats and not abilitiesI'm pretty sure now I think about it that Rubick was explicitly unable to steal any spell that would change his abilities. Like he can't steal Morph ult
>>555116576>Apollo is the prince of a foreign dictatorship going to school overseas.
>>555121892https://tracklock.gg/street-brawl-tier-list
>>555122048Ryona slampig like all the other female characters when played melee
>>555121435you're not going to be able to test your exact combination of items for a build or get a feel for the ramp up as you farm for them.people get a very unrealistic amount of items in street brawl.
>>555122071>a foreign dictatorshipThat's literally implied in the lore lolIxia is split in two, the south is a US state and there's an independent north
>>555121850Geist and Mina
>>555122071dprk is 100x more democratic than burgerland however
>Land a 5-man Dynamo ult>Nobody follows up
>>555122253spam ping or mic up and do callouts
Doorman is always a key player.
>>555122253press mic buttonyell FIVE FIVE FIVE repeatedly as loud as you can
>>555122365>dynamo screams about huge black hole>he's 20 seconds away from the rest of the teamevery time
>>555122208>the best yuri ship and the best age gap ship in the game is between the only left handed charactersBASED
I remain the problem.
>>555122365>>555122464my fave is when pockets say "afflicted 3" as if that does fuck all to my decisionmaking
>>555121969>i don't know why anyone should do what you saidi actually said why in the post you can read it
>>555121191FACT : Wraith can fondle your balls telepathically while she's giving you head.
>>555122482Mina is right-handed. She needs stronger arm on the umbrella to hold to it while flying.
>>555122507Why would anyone to play as fucking Dualingo
>>555122553and still have a hand free to stick in your butt
>>555122482Being left handed is bad for your spine!
i just want mirage to not be shit
>>555122253stop being a pussy, open your mic and yell "BLACK HOOOOOOOOOLE!!! IT'S A DISASTAH!!1"
>get a 3 stack who managed to die 7 times in a BROOL game>I queue with them againAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555122085didn't expect dynamo to be below 50%, but this lines up pretty much exactly with my experience so far.
>>555122195Is Ixia a half conquered canada
Please suggest Deadlock heroes for me to try based on my usual Dota roster>Drow, TA, Huskar, Dark Willow, NyxThank you for your attention on this matter.
>>555122691Hit the aimlabs pal
>>555122553Damn he's ballin'...
>>555122612so i can buy echo shard for his summons and suck up all the farm on the map
>>555122482brvtal moggining
Wake me up in a month when they all comes out and I can try them out without worrying about instapicks
>>555122612because he's cute and i like cute things :3
>>555122537That's honestly good info thoughThat means a long fight really favours you and you should keep pushing the envelope if it's safe to do so
>>555122738>Huskar, Dark Willow, NyxRemarkably Aryan picks, Seven is for you king.
new hero countdown status ?
>>555121191WILL SOMEONE SHOOT EM ALREADY?
>>55512297824 hours remain
>>555122978You can see it on the voting table. A bit under two days.
Do you know what would be a remarkably simple yet impactful addition they could add in Deadlock?Showing each character's fictional birthday on their profile. It costs nothing, humanizes them, gives their fans something to celebrate with each other and an excuse to draw fanart, and lets you do cute nods like having someone born on the 29th of February, or an unclear date, or in an alien calender.Think about it dotards.
>>555123098Gachamaxxing already?
>>555123098don't forget their blood type and BWH
>>555123098Unironically true though.The game is set on earth so might as well have birthdays for them. Does Overwatch and Valorant do that too?
>>555114613smug vindicta
>I will deal with the holigan
>>555115113will they be werewolfs or nomal humans?
>>555123326haha I look like this
Really though what are Celeste and Silver's kits? Those never really got fully leaked before I took a month off the game.
was bebop always a duck?
>>555123098Someone should send this as a suggestion on the forum.I'd do it myself, but last time I wrote an essay on historically and period accurate underwear upskirts they should include on Vindicta's model to replace the void and I'm pretty sure I'm shadowbanned now
>>555123394celeste bounce on ur dick, vote for her
>>555115113if she doesn't summon two wolves and can't turn her allies into wolves too whats the point?
>>555115113>she needs those handcuffs so her bf can chain her down in their bedroom to prevent her from killing local hobos at night on a full moonthoughtful design
>>555123471yes he has always had the beak
wonder if nerds will continue to call the sides sapphire flame/amber hand like how weirdos keep calling sinclair magician for some reason
>>555123342Half man half werewolf, so a werewolf quadroon, you don't have any transformation powers of anything, you just look like a hairy human with a hunch, also known as Bulgarian
did Shiv get new voicelines? I was wondering if any of the old characters who don't actually have a large suite of interactions got patched or not.
>>555115897>I'M ALIVE
They need to add Dota's features to the minimap, this ping system is so bad.
>>555115113You do realize that she's all very hairy down there right? if an animal has a fluffy tail then everything is fluffy
>>555123480No, graves has all my votes.
>>555119287
>>555123574People still say naix/furion/sheepstick etc. because they're snappy and easier to say than their replacements. The old names are a mouthful, but so are the new ones.>>555115897Damn that movie was a fever dream, it was my girlfriend's favorite childhood film though.
>>555123574There are still people who call dota heroes by names they haven't used in game since it was a wc3 mod.
>>555115782she will be voiced by tara strong because you know
Good heavens they are being surrounded!
>>555119287I imagined this dialogue being delivered from a high school dropout turned assistant manager, behind the locked security gate of a Spencer's or Hot Topic in an abandoned mall.
i believe
>>555114153>boiclittyhow do you even have this in your vocabulary I am undeniably the zestiest faggot here and even I have never heard that abortion of a word before.
>play again>immediately hate lash more than anything againWhy did every heroes ult get nerfed but that nigger keeps having the most op most annoying ult in entire game for forever now?>inb4 UHM JUST NEVER STAND IN THE LE OPEN
>unicorn is a dykeat least she has a lore excuse I guess
I finally found a hero I like playing (Viktor)
why voting for anyone but your favorite?
>>555123629I coincidentally watched the movie around the time my family was dealing with my uncle having terminal cancer so everytime I listen to to the Last Unicorn theme I think of that time. And honestly it is a fitting song since it is about loss and death. The Last Unicorn goes to some dark places and has some emotional gravitas, though I don't necessarily consider it a masterpiece or whatever.Damn I wasn't expecting to feel dour coming into a deadlock thread let alone for the character whose design I feel the least amped about from the new set but here we are. Maybe Celeste will be good actually. IDK if we'll get a doorman situation though with the new set where no one can really know what the hell the character's deal is until we actually get a hold of them though.
>>555123972i don't get why people call shiv a pretty boy either, he's monke.
>>555123972she has a pp too
>>555124046>he's monke.his model isn't done, dumbass.just like how the shopkeep talks about Wardens cape.
>>555124046
if it's not Graves or Silver, I won't play this dumb game ever again. I don't feel like I'm connected to this fanbase anymore. They're fucking retarded ex-dota platersLast time Victor was the last (it turns out he was the best)now you fags are voting for a god damn owl
>>555124046vampire charmhe keeps it on the down-low because he's with the baxter society but venator knows what he is
>>555124046I'm sure when he gets his remodel he'll be a little more handsome but hopefully still a monkey... probably not, since he's secretly a werewolf.
>>555124020They're all going to be out in a month, doesn't matter that much to me which order it is. Especially since everyone else will be picking them anyway.
>>555123887your twitter sucks ass
>>555124145It's a Corvid
im voting for rem to get him out of the way first
>>555123165>Giving more lore to your characters is gacha
probably me but it just feels like wardens shield is lacking
>>555124171strange how theres no voice lines from shiv talking about silver considering they're both bounty hunters and shiv is hiding his monster while silver doesn't give a fuck
>Joining the fight as... ABRAMS>Game instantly crashesOk
Just got maj leap on doorman in brool and it was fun as fuck might have to start running this in regular games.>>555124295Yeah it's just you Warden can get very hard to kill as is.
You're doing your part, right Anon?
>Drow, TA, NyxHaze, Grey Talon.
>>555124295it's not a shield, it's a movement speed ability with a shield.
What a retarded game
Ritually sacrificing doorman to summon my wife.
>>555113916I suggested the urn turn in point spawn closer to your side if you were far behind in souls. Not even kidding like a week later it was put into the game.Not saying I'm the only one who suggested it but I did contribute to the idea.
>>555124327Shiv seems to have fewer lines than most in general. I wonder if they still haven't settled on his character and backstory or if it's a voice actor thing.
>>555123972She likes cute things because she is literally a unicorn.
>>555123972Are there any other Celeste lines? Where can I see them?
>>555123972Half these are just regular, like preppy valley girl sounding lines.
I don't really mind what order the heroes release in, they were all good last time and I'm expecting the same since we had to wait half a year for them to test.
>>555124396>>555124506I'm surprised at the amount of attention Graves is getting.Silver has mine, I expected her to be most popular, but I think Graves might actually be the one who wins.Is it waifufagging or are people really interested in the necromancer skillset?
>>555124438>>555122738
>>555124619In a weird way she reminds me of Billy and he was popular back then too.
>>555124619I still think Rem and Silver are going to be the first two.
sinclair should've been the quas wex exort hero
>>555124619I vote graves and rem because im interested in new play styles. Others seem generic.
>>555124619I'm >>555124506 and the answer is yes>love necromancers>love the colour green>love area denial>love throwing bombs>love summoning stuff, wether that's stationary emplacements or adds>love gloomy girlsShe's a perfect storm of everything I wanted, the only thing she lacks that I love is sustain and that's fixed with mystic/radiant regen pick.
any celeste fan itt
>>555124584Someone pastebinned her ability lines:https://pastebin.com/rhtv3q3E>Radiant Blast>Prismatic Guard>Dazzling Orb>Luminous Strikeult has her turning into a full unicorn for a second which is interesting
>>555124619Have you not seen her character select portrait? She is hot and some people (me) like her look more than Silver.Apart from that, she is going to be the first character to use summons. I'm voting for her because I like the abilities that got leaked for her more than the others and she will probably be able to play as gun or spirit
>>555124619Are ghosts invited or not? Because Vindicta is there, but the Sinclairs aren't.
They need to uncensor Vindictas feet and I'm being so fucking serious
>>555124327well we'll likely be able to infer some things from silver's lines, like how drifter's got some shiv centric lines but we don't have shiv's responses.FUCK when are they going to patch in my boy's voice lines
>>555124619for me it's like 30% design and 70% skill set, I just love necromancers and would probably still vote her even if she looked like undying, but I can't lie that I dig her emo vibe. My second votes will probably go to Venator if he isn't in yet
>>555125060Stirrup leggings.
>>555125004i wouldn't invite the sinclairs to my party either
>>555125060kys gooner tranny.
>>555125004>>555125110and the two vamps would be real fucking buzzkills
>victor with unstable concoction now THIS is some bullshit
Consider street brawl but everyone is Sinclair and all 4 of your skills are randomised from the entire cast each match.
>>555124982Do you have the lines for other heroes? Especially Apollo and Graves
>>555121485God, you sure are insecure.
>>555122612I want to use the new tunnels but I don't want to play as Calico.
Its been decided by our ai overlordsIf you buy any of these items below the horizontal line on mirage you are a certified retard that is lowering their chance to win. Sorry, I dont make the rules
>>555124087>Wardens capeB-but I like the bobby
>>555124327>both bounty huntersThey are? Shiv is with the Baxter society, which is more specific in their targets, and they don't do it for money. The only thing we really know about before he joined them was that he was a criminal of some kind, and has associations with Drifter.
>entire section of the map that has bonus souls + stats for... 2 charactershow is this balanced in the slightest bros...
>>555125308>apollohttps://pastebin.com/XtXmJzM3>graveshttps://pastebin.com/DbMKKs5Z>silverhttps://pastebin.com/3vzZ4tVH>remhttps://pastebin.com/fP6Qk1Jt
>>555125407the baxter society is a bounty hunting group for monsterscalico quit to go hunt humansshiv says "we'll split the bounty" on assisted kills
Not how this works, Haze.
Geist is so fucking nice to play in street brawl lads
>>555125450Boxes are literally the lowest priority farm
>going against easy match ups, total stomps>claiming they are newHave I done it? Have I flipped to the other side of the matchmaking?
>>555125550She was except I got cucked out of healing a whole match. Still got mvp tho.
>>555125557any extra farm on the map whatsoever is valuable, esp when you get to the highest ranks where it is picked clean 24/7
>>555124619>PicSeven is also undead.
>>555125537REM was an illegal magical species from another plane.she was simply doing her job
>>555125450it's not and they're fucking retarded for doing it.gun calico has THE highest winrate in the game at eternus 4+.
Gun viscous is lots of fun.I hold LMB on heads and :)
if you lock in McGinnis in street brawl you genuinely need to be castrated with a serrated plastic knife.
>>555125491>rem: *SNIFF* she's totally me...
>>555124619I'm a Gravesfag but I think Silver is gonna win first, she practically appeals to everyone
How much damage does Unstable Concoction do?
>>555125632seven is completely aliveall his flesh is just melted and fused to the electric chair
>>555125557>>555125450Speaking of, its kind of annoying to get all the boxes under broadway easily now with the visual changes. Get stuck on geometry when dodging through them a lot. Though it does look really nice in there now.
>>555125754You mean the suicide pill? Read the tooltip my brother
>>555125491Nice thanks>"One day I'll get a phlyactary of my own, but this will have to do for now"I wonder if Graves can revive herself
>>555125906Huh, I wonder if victor was a experiment to imbude a phlyactary into yourself.
>>555125715>gun calico has THE highest winrate in the game at eternus 4+.with a fucking nothing sample size, retard.ON TOP of it being the fucked API.god you people are retarded.
>haze farms literally the entire game>goes 4/0/5>meanwhile enemy drifter goes 20/4/4
>2:1 ahead in a brool on overtime>wave pushed down to enemy walker>we wipe and enemy pushes straight to guardian>without their creepsDo broolers really?
What time (EST) is the new hero dropping tomorrow?
>>555126065how many eternus games do you think are played a day?that's 1400 games played where she won 56% of them.1400 games is plenty, you don't understand statistics, please stop embarassing yourself.are you the schizo that thinks there's a cabal of players that only upload match data on won games?
>>555126112haze is doomed to be mediocre forever because of the patches near the start of the game where she raped everyone's mouth 24/7
>>555126310
>pick seven>win brawlits really that shrimple
>>555126314>thinks there has been 1400 fucking gun calico games since the patchyou are delusional AND retarded KWAB, shitlow.
>>555122612he's incredibly erotic
>>555116190That's a tattoo? Thought it was a leather patch, something like pic rel.
>>555125491>Mina is also a Blackmore graduateI guess it's not just a school for supernaturally gifted? She didn't become a vampire until presumably after high school, because the entire reason they turned her was because of the engagement falling out, which was a relatively recent thing.
>>555126443>no lifesteal>get focused and dieAieeeee
>>555126503Is Apollo supernaturally gifted? He just has a sword.
>>555126310Literally a timer in game.
>>555126467the patch that... changed the map and added two items?are you the other flavor of schizo that thinks this stupid website has any influence and thinks their secret build is getting revealed to the world and is going to get nerfed because someone is talking about it here?let me spoil it for you, there's a top 10 player streaming it and he knows it's bullshit but he's playing to win.
>>555126502I thought so, too, but if you look closer, you will realize that that's her skin.
>>555126467He's right you know, idk why deadlock has so many stat deniers
>>555126663>the patch that... changed the map and added two items?are you fucking illiterate?you are citing the site that literally does not work and is using stats from every elo.the fact that you think there have been 1400 fucking gun calico games in eternus (the least populated elo) absolutely proves you're a retarded shitlow.Go back and reread the post (hard for you I know) and then make a real reply.
>>555126636All of the Ixians seem to have powers judging from Infernus (wields fire) and Abrams (Supernautral reslience)
>>555126503the world of deadlock is one where everyone uses magicthere's no only special people that have access to magic use magic like most urban fantasy settings doit's as natural as using a smartphone
>>555124619We love raising the dead here
>>555126636He's an Ixian, they are all supernaturally gifted relative to humans.>Abrams has inhuman size, strength, and regenerative abilities>Infernus has fire control>Apollo has ???, we just don't know exactly what but I'd assume something speed related.
>>555126750no i think i'll conclude my argument here.you can feel free to think however you choose because the stats don't care what you think and i don't either.at this point i'm just trying to understand why you are so emotional over this.
Do we have full kit leaks or still just the gay discordfag "im gonna post 2 skills each" shit?
>>555126706Honestly I think the leather patch would be fine, and then you can remove the tattoos on her breasts. As well, I think the jacket also contributes to the problem of hte design being a bit too busy.
>>555126443I seem to have gone up an entire rank purely from picking Seven in street brool
>>555126868>no i think i'll conclude my argument here.I accept your concession, you retarded monkey.>>555126739hey, cancerlow subhuman.those stats are wrong because they don't actually show stats from specific elos because their dogshit site does not work and you're too fucking stupid to cross reference stats.go ahead and try to sort by different ranks and see how the site just straight up doesn't update.you're a shitlow whining about fucking gun calico, put a bullet in your brain.fuck, maybe that'll make you smarter and you might get out of ritualist.
>>555126959she has tattoos everywhere
celestefags...we lost...
>>555126846If I had to guess, probably supernatural grace, mobility or flexbility since his kit seems to be centered on that.
>>555126804Everyone uses magic in things like everyday conveniences, there are magical products created by people with talent in magical arts that anyone can use but it doesn't make them magicians. Magic existed BEFORE the first eclipse, had existed for centuries, but was not widespread. If it was something everyone could do just by putting in the effort, it would have been. Additionally there's nothing else in Mina's lore that implies she's a magician or studied magic, besides my previous assumption that Blackmore was for supernaturally gifted students.
>>555127054... the reddit contest
what's the appeal of this game for someone who has never played any dota?
>>555126970>go ahead and try to sort by different ranks and see how the site just straight up doesn't update.loli'm arguing with someone that doesn't know how to press an apply button to update the stats.this is the last time i will interact with you.fucking embarassing.
>>555127054the lesbian contest
>>555127196still higher elo than you :)
>>555125491>she is me>i trust you you are my momwhat the fuck did Rem mean by this?
How we doing fellow RemGAWDS?
>>555127385why couldn't they just make this thing a catwhy does it have to be this fuck ugly bird
>>555127131movement fun shoot gun fun
>>555127449cause he's a night owlget it?
>>555116629there is one that sorta does that: resque beam brings both the grabbed and the grabber together with you>>555118269mcginnis wins street brools by default, no matter whatas long as they're shooting abramsand haze, she can just magdump the tower and win
>Used to struggle to stay in Ritualist>Suddenly, after the update, I'm Emissary 1I've only played 2 standard matches, what the hell?
>>555127131What if the hero shooter wasn't made for drooling retards.
>>555127256i hope her kit is fun, i want a magical trickster character like sinclair but actually good
>>555127520>cause he's a night owloh fuck offthat probably was the reason>>555127526Ritualist-Oracle is the exact same rank, it does not matter.
does celeste use her horn?
>>555127569Wasn't she meant to be an aerial bombardment type character?
>>555127131>fun movement mechanics without needing totally breakneck speed reflexes like Titanfall>provides a unique game experience of having to juggle long term strategic decisions and short term technical skill gameplay (commonly referred to as macro and micro respectively)>if you've got a taste for RPGs and enjoy trying to break statistic systems, theorizing item builds for characters has a lot of depth>interesting and varied cast of characters to choose from and become invested in, or find a niche gameplay enjoyment fromThe caveats being the main game mode is long and can at times feel like it's decided early on and just playing out the predetermined outcome, and this can also feel like it's determined by either the quality of your teammates, the random kibosh of who had queued for what characters creating either a good team composition or a bad/mediocre one, or both. The second one may be mitigated once the game eventually institutes drafts and bans (both teams choosing what heroes their team is able to play for the round, which ones are disallowed), but for the time being Valve won't do it because that would affect the data they're able to collect - if a hero is OP and gets banned all the time, they won't have as good of an idea of what aspects are OP because the data is limited.
>>555127569her voicelines imply she has witch doctor's cask from dota/boho
Will they ever fix the Haze/Infernus problem? Why is a player rewarded for being afk 35 mins farming and getting all the crates while ignoring the entire game?
>>555127256Handcrafted and built exclusively for making little unicorns with me.
>>555125596Nevermind. Spoke of the devil.Just had a game so fucking oppressive we only took out one guardian that I did solo.
Darcy sweep
>>555126970>cross reference statsThe other stat site is the broken one my retard
>>555127702desu they just need to take away their escape tools so you can actually punish them for solo farming all game
>>555127643no she's a lousy driver
>>555127751I hope this doesn't turn into /vp/ where the waifufags insist on referring to the women by their "real" names
>>555127702why are you unable to end a game before 35 fucking minutes while they're down a player that's perma farming?why are you not ganking them in the jg and taking their camps/killing them for their unsecured souls?
>>555127948>t. never played dota
>>555127962Outside of Eternus people refuse to gank the solo afk farming Victor/Wraith/Warden and will bitch that Victor is OP
>>555127857>they just need to take away their escape toolscurse/slowing hex/silence wave/any CC in your kit whatsoever/knock down.but you NEED to build nothing but damage items because you morons are actually too fucking stupid to do any thinking for yourself and just flowchart your slop build.
>>555127751Hes gonna be so much fun
>>555125725I just played against a lineup of Mcginnis Lash Paige Warden. They won obviously. But the Mcginnis was gloating really hard about it for some reason. Might as well gloat that you won a coin flip lol
>>555127962The Haze was in my team you dogshit player, not a single respectable team game should allow a player be thanos while ignoring the actual game, It's unfun for the enemy team and your teamUseless to discuss about this shit here most of you are retarded waifutards anyways
How many games on average are you supposed to do before you get your rank and bracket?Because I'm coming up on 30 games now and I'm still mystery meat being throw all over the place.
FUCK IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN
does celestial revolution just exist solely as a fail state for monk
>>555127948that reminds me, I need to start caling talon Wesley more.
>>555128096No their escapes are overturned. Haze has two panic escape tools. Infernus' do some ungodly reason as charges. They’re overtuned.
>>555128093turn on your mic and tell the team to follow you for a gank.>>555128212>the haze was in my teamand? that fully applies to the enemy team.>i-its unfunnobody cares, faggot. balancing around your feefees is retarded.sorry you're a shitlow fucking pig and nobody knows how to kill a squishy as shit gun carry because they're too busy retard brawling and never shooting objectives.quit the game, the overall IQ of the player base goes up a few points if you do.
>not played in over a yearwhat am i in for bwos gonna get my ass kicked trying to use my old characters, aren't i?
>>555128221There is a setting that hides it
>>555128369just run street brool and brool your ass off to learn your heroes again
these new minions are so astronomically terrible for gameplay readability.
>>555128356What are you on about? You think anyone has fun when they have a farming nigger in their team?There's a reason the game bleeds players so fast after an update, they still haven't fixed the most annoying things since 2024
>>555128495the whole update's been kind of ass for it honestly. it objectively looks better but after a point everything is just a mash of colour
>>555113819Mina's a lesbian, dumbfuck.
>>555124495>warden niggerDeserved. Probably set you up while you were too lobotomized to do anything but press R
>>555128574what? that people in your subhuman elo are too fucking stupid to invade or shoot a walker while the enemy team is down a player?KEK.marvel rivals might be more your speed, lil guppy. this game obviously isn't for you.
>>555128495they'll just add a shitty outline and you retards will stop crying
i wonder if a rempaige lane would he ultracancer or really easy to beat
>>555124982fuck she's another support? 2 out of 6 is annoying
>>555128657Mina actually doesn't have a healthy relationship with female sexuality ever since she was molested by a nameless high society vampire at an event
Okay they really need to fix that teleporting bug in base if you're too high up. It's twice now that I try to go fur ult as Lash and just get tpd to the ground losing me the game.
>>555128705keep dick riding objectively shit changes, bro. that'll def improve the game.subhuman.
>>555128424i guess that's one way to do iti hope turret miku is still good, i had a blast with that shit
>>555128830>>555128684how horrible is your life irl?
>>555128745viscous got a support ability and his best build is gun
>>555128680Warden hasn't been good in months, bro.ult warden hasn't been good for even longer.start actually thinking for yourself, dipshit.
Everyone was saying Celeste is gonna be some movement hero when actually she's just another Paige.Apollo looks to be the real skill/movement hero.
>>555128950warden is one of the best gun carries
>>555128902uh oh, melty!!!
>>555128830You're the guy posting about readability when it comes to static fucking creeps, nevermind the fact you see your OWN teams creeps through walls, these fuckign things do not move when they shoot, literally how are you having trouble telling them apart?
>>555129016that's what happens when you get all your information from wigger gen alpha leakers on twitter
>>555128705They already have outlines
>>555129016because some leaker said something about Pepper (Celeste) taking some of Airheart's abilities
Why do all of Ivy's abilities feel so useless>Slow you can walk out of that does no damage>Tether that sucks>Good self defense but nothing else>Situational ult
>>555129057>warden is one of the best gun carries
>>555129115>>555129180>>555129180It's just funny because I looked at Eido's stream and he was voting for Celeste raving about how she was going to be the new high skill movement hero. He doesn't know he's just voting for another support lmfao.
>"I bet the kids at Blackmore are gonna talk a lot less shit now"Graves gets bullied at school what a dork >"I wonder if he takes interns."She also wants to study under Seven lmao
>ask in every lobby who people are voting for>genuinely see more people say Celeste than Venator >Silver is the most common answer
>>555129227>Slow you can walk out ofIf only she had a stun
Ok but what do you think everyone's voices are going to sound like?Graves is surely going to be a monotone who probably gets excited whenever necromancer shit happensSilver is going to be the typical devil may car, apathetic gravelly voice
>>555129464>if only the game had more hard CCIt's like some of you actually want the game to die
>>555129227>Why do all of Ivy's abilities feel so uselessBecause they are.They have nerfed every single thing she used to be able to do.>Used to run urnn very wellNerfed her flight speed and capped MS while holding the urn, you barely even make it half way to urn drop off with superior duration.>Gun90 septillion different nerfs for gun ivy has made it do 0 damage.>SpiritKudzu just is not that scary>UltThere are just better ults and you're basically only picking ivy for her ult atp.might as well play Dynamo and have good util, damage and the best ult in the game.>Healer, her only viable buildDome is broken, play Kelvin instead.Also insanely boringpeople like to pretend stone form is good but there are so many fucking abilities you can fuck her with when she uses itDoorman cart, GT curse + arrow, timing any bomb on her getting out of it, your guaranteed heavy melee on her, etc etc.
>>555129227Kudzu is for spreading debuffs like mystic slow, suppressor healbane shredTether is good, especially if you buy some healing itemsStomp is greatUlt has loads of uses. Just spam it to join teamfights quickly and outnumber the enemy or if you are near the fight already use it as a save or initiate for your dynamo or something
>>555129464*Dashes out*
>>555127449 if he was just a cat he'd be way too simple>>555129454i've seen people say "vote x" several times for every option except graves, and yes that's including apollo maybe it's a regional thing though
>>555129520rem sounds like obama
>>555129016Evidence?
>>555129610and yet her kit is still overloaded enough to have a positive winrate
Where is rem in the hideout? Can’t find him, can see all the others.>>555129227Because they want her to be a gun-support but her abilities are good for a spirit support so they just keep nerfing them so you don't build around them.
>>555129717That pastebin dumped her ability lines.>1Breathes fire>2Some kind of shield similar to Paige's>3That leaked bouncing nuke that Boho used to have>4Big AOE light nukePaige 2.0
>both the enemy seven and warden get lighting scroll in the 2nd round
>>555129616>being a 1600 debuff item bot merchantI cannot think of a more useless playstyle than that.the rDPS you are adding to the team is not worth being down an entire character with how rancidly dogshit Ivys aDPS is.
>>555128396Not what I asked.
>>555126643yeah im not playing this dogshit until a hero drops, so...
>>555129818the chandelier
>>555129776I want you to elaborate on how Ivy is overloaded, I keep seeing your retarded ass call her overloaded and then run away any time you're confronted on it.
After 100 hours in this game I can't name a single iconic voice line. The VAs are amazing, but the writers did a terrible job. I can play any hero in dota and a voice line will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
>>555129646>except gravesWhat region? She seems to be the most popular one in the EU servers
>>555129818>Gun supportWhy not just pick Paige
>>555129717her ability names/descriptions are in the subtitles>firebreather 1>shield 2>bouncing projectile 3>unicorn aoe 4
>>555129994NTA but he's right in that it's overloaded but wrong because that doesn't make her good right now. Her kit being very good is why she keeps catching constant nerfs.>>555130124She was made before Paige.
>>555129834>>555130147Surely they're not out of ideas already?
>>555130049dota heroes yap every time you issue a movement command and their only characterization is puns
>>555130102Uh... upstate New York.
>>555130049FOR THE DJINN
>>555130049It would be really funny if Paige just, mask-off, called Mina a tramp on kill.
>>555130282Idk how you guys instantly jump to Paige 2 just from those alone. Fucking reactionary dumbasses.
>>555130282Like half of the abilities in the game are a knife throw. They ran out of ideas a while back.Their mistake was getting Hot Poo thinking he'd make anything original when the skills in Risk of Rain were nothing interesting or special, it was the game flow everyone loved.
>>555130190>"elaborate">I won't but he's rightWhy does your dumbass jump into the convo just to add literally nothing of substance?
>>555129862You may not have noticed the impact, but your enemies did
>>555129227they look simple and bad but play off of each other well>kudzu slows people which lets you hit stone form more often>stone form forces people to stay on kudzu for a longer time>stone form heals so you can share your healing with it and tether>ult knocks people up, which makes them stay in your kudzu for longer and essentially guarantees that your stone form hitsyes it does mean you have to chain all of your abilities together and always have your cock inside your opponent's ass for them to actually do anything but it works, this is also why buying tpulse is great on her, when you actually want to use her abilities instead of being a gun/support/debuff botalso her ult makes her have an almost global presence on the map and this fact alone means that she'll probably never be fully bad on soloQ unless she genuinely starts doing 0 damage to NPCs with kudzu and gun, handling macro efficiently on your own is very high value when you are playing with 5 mute and deaf retards
>>555130346
>>555130049Where we getting a real bonafide Texan character, not some wannabe cowboy from fucking Illinois
>>555130102SA region, in the south specifically but i assume all the servers are in brazil so it shouldn't make a difference
>>555130049I don't even play Mirage, he's a relatively low pick rate hero, and I can still natter off like 3 or 4 of his lines.
>>555130306>>555130049This.The sad truth is that people remember most lines simply because of how often they're repeated, not because there's any actual inspired writing behind them. The delivery of the voice actor is also a big part.Like the lines for ultimates would be more memorable if there was only one like Marvel Rivals. If every time you ulted as Lash he said "DIE", that'd be more iconic than the multitude of lines he has for his ult now. But it's better for him to have all of these different lines for an ult.
>>555130478Kelvin has global presence on a basic ability and he got dumpstered after one patch of being too good.
>>555130049MIIIIIINNNAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA
>>555130583She's a sheriff
>>555130449what is this dogshit canned reply?did you even read my post before replying or what? Jesus, this general has a literacy problem.the damage bonus from debuffs are not going to be higher than actually dealing damage while supporting on an actually good support like Doorman, Kelvin or Paige. all of which bring way more actually globally useful utility (not everyone is getting value out of tether) and apply better debuffs team wide.
>>555129016>>555129717>>555130147Celeste's shield clearly has some kind of an offensive element, maybe an explosion or damage reflect or something. Read some of the voice lines again.>Risking your life can be exhilerating>What we do takes courage>Be fearless!>Get in there!>No risk no reward>It's showtimeIt's not so "sleep on the wheel" as Paige. You put it on your biggest boy when they go in (or yourself and do the same). I'm guessing it's something like Grimstroke's Ink Swell + Lich's Frost Shield.
>>555130783Removed.
>>555130049>After 100 hours in this game I can't name a single iconic voice line.are you retarded>I can't spell pentrification but that's not gonna matter when I turn them into aaaaa rock.>Gorgons gonna goron, yaknow what i'm sayin.>The Lash, does it again.>Bluey>I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACEmaybe if you actually played the game you'd know, but that's expecting too much from shitposters.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrCPKeXDZY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrCPKeXDZY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrCPKeXDZY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrCPKeXDZY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrCPKeXDZY
>>555130049This is because the writers put more focus on believable character interactions that flesh out the world instead of quips
>>555130997Buy an ad
>>555115343rem and lash are their real names though?
>>555130282>>555130392>4 heroes with unique and complicated mechanics that change how the game is played>but theres 2 basic bitch heroes for new players to round out the rosterDeadlock has fallen.
>>555131147it's Jacob Lash, but yes. that's his real name (for right now, he has literally no lore outside of "Jacob Lash is an asshole."
>>555129834I thought there was some sort of tight rope thing like in the hideout
>>555130997>wasting time hearing a seeker's opinionshan't
Post Vindicta's ass.
>>555129886Its on by default
>>555130639it's not the samekelvin can realistically only do half the distance between lanes with his path, does it slower and you actually have to build into it to do this (otherwise it barely does half a lane), ivy can cross from yellow to green with covenant upgraded twice or if you just buy 1 t1 itemalso kelvin's path is slower does not work as a escape tool because you walk like a snail if you are shooting or getting shot, meanwhile with ivy you just need to be able to survive for 1.5 seconds or however long flight takes to start alone
>>555130190>She was made before Paige.and? Seven was in the game since launch and he's been strong for the game's entire lifespan almost
>>555131401winnable
>>555130997Shan't be clicking (but active item spam is a problem and fucks teamfights so hard)
>>555131359why do you shit up the thread here when you can just go look the shit up yourself, you retarded gooner?
>>555131415>kelvin can realistically only do half the distance between lanesmeant to say "only do half the distance between lanes" not half, he does about half only if you don't build speed and duration
i love the new base guardians' melee animation
>>555131648I bought curse for a fed Calico and it didn't do dick
>>555131629We say coomer here sire
>>555131678You need multiple curses not just one, hence the post
>>555131732nobody says coomer anymore, unc. get with the times.
>Healing Rite>Cultist Sacrifice>Debuff Remover>Metal Skin>Cursehow do you solve this problem?
>>555131732We used to say c**brain, until the MAN decided it was too good.
>>555114421>>555118941>>555131648
Do not bother if you're OCE.
>>555131921What problem are you even alluding to? That active items are useful and do their job when counter-buying?
>>555131921What's the problem? Too many actives? Just sell the healing rite
Does anyone get reminded of the Deadbolt OST from the items select music in Street Brawl? Now that I think about, didn't this composer work on RoR's music as well or am I wrong?https://youtu.be/x49QnXu7qos?si=Sg5GlRAL5I1trTjL
>STILL 0 CELESTE PORN
Do you think Geist attended Diddy parties?
>>555130618Weird, aren't you guys all pedos over there?
>another seven in street brawl episode
>i will vote Graves because she looks an mage>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmS1X03DTfUGraves simps already more faggy cucks than Mina or Vindicta simps ever were
>>555130851It's Abaddon's
>>555132379McTranny is worse than Seven.
>>555132301wrong I saw futa silver fucking futa horsecock celeste on bluesky™
Havn't played since they reduced lanes to 3. How are heroes that emphasize solo/isolated kills now that there's no solo laning? I used to play a decent amount of haze, and drifter looks cool but seems like the niche has greatly narrowed now.
sick of getting put in brools with sinclairs that think theyre good
>>555132301Sorry anon, sorapoi's schedule only has one slot for fotm valveshit when it's time for the bimonthly fairy pic, and it'll definitely be Silver instead.
>>555130049Infernus' "LET'S GOOOOO" on his 2, his "Hehehehe you see that shit?" after whatever, and Lash's "BETTER RUN" are both stuck in my head and I've barely played in like a year.
>>555132231Yes, Chris Christodoulou did RoR and RoR2 music, which are also made by hopoo. He's recently said he's done with vidya music, and didn't do the music for the recent RoR2 expacs or RoRR.
>>555132330no that's just Peru so if you play dota 2 i get why you'd think that, not many of them seem to play deadlock despite the fact dota 2 is so popular there
>>555127449calico exists
>>555132412That would be the best. Simple and really satisfying to use.
>>555132429link? :3
>not having every lash line burned into your headWhy do people lie like this
As a Lash player, the new base kinda sucks. The shrines are too far from spawn so you can't throw people in it from there anymore, and if you DARE to try and go high in the sky to ult, you just get teleported to the ground.
>>555130635>>555130306Nah, its still trash. Invoker is genuinely fun to listen to. Lash is so forced its cringe. Both characters are egomaniac pretty boys but they way they were written makes one campy and the other dogshit unless you're a Tumblr/ledditnigger who thinks its based and epic when characters flirt with each other (which is literally all Deadlock 'lore' discussion amounts to)The 'flirting' in question is also so fucking VERY obviously written by some ao3tumblrite. Vyper is the most hamfisted attempt at a Girlfailure i've ever seen, right down to some writers room hamplanet self inserting her lust for billy and lash onto her.
>>555129604retard
If Rem doesn't wion, I'll kill everyone and then myself.... in minecraft
>>555132651https://bsky.app/profile/ririnsfw.bsky.social/post/3mda56dx7hk2h
Two important lore questions1. Can vampires in Deadlock(for example, Mina) get pregnant still2. Do female werewolves in Deadlock(such as Silver) have futa wolfcocks
>>555132457They did still have a place and were good until they did that patch in November that fucked jungle and solo farm and made everything faster and more non stop brawling.
>>555132726Uh buddy what? There's like barely any flirting at all.
Keep in mind when Deadlock eventually releases it's gonna get normified even harder and we're gonna see around 1/4th the playerbase be foids the way it is in Overwatch and Marvel Rivals
>>555132732Whatever you people think will kill the game, the sheer abundance of CC will do it first
>>555132897>we're gonna see around 1/4th the playerbase be foids the way it is in Overwatch and Marvel RivalsWho cares? Those people will be hardstuck seeker. That tranny haze twitter user is a good example lolYou will never find them in even a meh-tier elo because they get filtered out.
>>555132897This game already filters retarded OW ecelebs no way foids are gonna jump in.
>>555132897>tumblrinas drawing fanart for me to save>ao3 fanfics for me to readwhy is this a bad thing
>>555132897If the current game is anything to go by the game will not see a huge spike on release.
How do you respond without sounding mad
>>555132726Okay so you're just some butthurt schizo seething with blinding rage. No need to engage with you.
>>555132854NTA, but:>Geist, Abrams>Paige, Victor>Vyper, Paige, Billy, Lash>Holiday, Lash>Lash, Abrams Far more than DotA2 ever had.Ironically the only one who really doesn't is Ivy despite the fact that she gets the most smut
>>555131178except veteran players can still take the basic for new heroes toon to higher rank and just instawin a lane by pressing a single button
>>555132754It's gonna be :#1 Graves#2 Silver#3 Rem#4 Venerator#5 CelesteEvery one forgot Apollo is on the list
>>555133184Historically unflirting women are the biggest skank whores in bed
>>555132916Sir, your debuff resist?
>>555113916I always pick the middle the option when rating something then they don't change anything.
>>555133150glhf niggers! ¦ : )
>>555133150I love all these totally not abusing McGinnis players who only exist in street brawl and never actual matches!
>>555130306The most iconic Dota lines are those after kills, and taunt voicelines. I can't think of a single kill line as memorable as Razor's for example.
>>555133184Okay but consider there's like... what, 50+? 80+?conversations and you realize that's nothing.
>>555133129Imagine being this proud of being a slopchugging locust
>>555130049off the top of my head>FOR THE DJINN>Alright, I'm done playing with you>You want a piece of The Lash!?>I got ya number, baby!>The Baxter Society has your number>You wanna play, buddy?>The old gorgon special>My condition has it's advantages>Welcome to New York!>I'm not finished yet!>They think they're in control?>Let's go for a ride>The lightning will dance>[evil ass Seven laugh]>Of course the team ain't with me, why would they be with me, the lazy bastards...>Good, now we get to kill them twice
>>555130049THINK THINK THINKHE HE HE SEE THAT SHIT?DEATH TO MY ENEMIESDRINKING UPSHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY ESCAPEOH GOD WHAT AM I ABOUT TO DOIN HERE I AM KINGliterally anything vyper says
>>555132897You have no idea how hard the game being a MOBA hard counters foids/normies
>>555130382That would be kino. Frankly, some of the "nice" heroes are a bit dull without some grit to them>see Kelvin
Valve can't write real characters, give it up. This isn't Riot.
>>555133970Yeah dude MOBA is such a niche genre, incomprehensible to normies and horrific to foids, that LoL and DotA are only two of the most popular video games in existence with tons of female streamers.
>>555134035time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like banana
Please release graves before my holiday is over or I'll kms.
>>555129994>mad debuff spreader>aoe stun that gives you a thousand i-frames AND is a giga self-heal>giga mobility WITH a massive gun resist debuff AND stun set-up potential (that can also extract allies and/or ivy herself out of danger), did i mention her ultra-ability to rat objectives?>thanks to her 3 and buffing/debuffing potential she can also be extremely tanky WHILE still being usefulthere's too much shit simultaneously, her kit needs a rework, otherwise she'll be doomed to be perpetually nerfed since she can just far too many things at once (even if she's "bad" at them (she's not in competent hands))
>>555134151Dota doesn't even have male streamers except Mason
>>555133970Not into MOBAs myself but my brother plays League all the time and the majority of people he parties up with end up being women
give me ONE reason why piano shouldn't be in the main mode
>>555133970>MOBA hard counters foids/normiesyou mean rts games
>>555132726lash didn't feel forced until his visual rework
>>555130805Confirmed for oblivious
>>555134151>DotA>tons of female streamersleeg i'll grant you but i have 5k hours in this piece of shit game and i've only encountered foid a couple dozen times, ALL of them severely mentally ill as well
>>555133349i run ultginnis in brawlbecause WEEWOOWEEWOOO
>>555132139Works on my machine.
>>555129016can anyone tell me WHY did they turn her into a support in the first place? i thought people were hyped up for her SPECIFICALLY cuz she was meant to be the aerial missile rocket jumper nuker thingy of the gamedid they really fuck up something as simple as designing a character that shoots missiles and bounces off of walls from time to time?
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>>555133349I do play mcginnis in main too but not as often as in brawl yes. But that's because brawl lets me run spirit miku without feeling like dead weight and I love spirit miku.
>>555134576Because you got fooled by following leakers.There's a reason Valve made a secret test server and it's because of people like you.>Make hero>It doesn't really work well>Change it"NOOOOOOOOO IT WAS PERFECT THE SHITTY COHESION IN THE DESIGN MADE IT SOULFUL WHYYYYYYYYYY WHY VALVE WHYYYYYYYY"Anything leakers say you take with a grain of salt and acknowledge that there's a huge chance that it's not making it to the main game because it's actually a REAL test server where they're constantly changing shit. There's a reason it gets updated like 5 times a day.
>>555134903everyone knows valve never makes mistakes and redesigns something for the worse... right?!
>>555135071Well in Celeste's case you'll probably never know.
>>555119083>Lash > PaigeWrong. It would be Bebop.Mina would rape Paige.
>>555132589peru computers only run l4d2 and barely dota2
>>555128878god this feels like ass, this isn't the miku i remember what did they do to her
>>555136280sorry chuddy we can't have unique playstyles in this game. go gun or gtfo
It's over... the game is dead... we all have to go back to dota/league... release: never... just fucking shut the general down...
>>555116549How do i make viktor in street brawl work??
>>555139949pray it gets to round 5
RANDOM ONLY STREETBRAWL MODE PLEASE
>>555128754this didnt happen but if it did she deserves it for being such a bratty bitch.