Ishgardian Bench Edition>Patch 7.4https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/06944d892fd98cc00b2a28ff77edbafa4f7eef54>All Worlds Maintenance (Mon Jan. 26, 8:00 p.m. to Tue Jan. 27, 2:00 a.m. (PST))https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/f52ad4b69a074711fca0f7707f8ad2378232be1b>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• January 25 | 6:00 PM EST | Balmung, Crystal, LB W20, P32 Garfield 1 and 2• February 1 | 10:00 PM EST | Marilith, Dynamis, Mist W27, P41 | RP workshop & networking meet >>555006195 Previous: >>555106674
my moonie+ needs to have sex
Uhhh first for fiddies…?
broblood elvesin ffxiv
>>555121492i liked this one at first when she posted lots of new goonslop all the time but it became clear that she doesn't actually put out
NIN is pretty fucking cool, actually.
>>555121403
>>555121551I like gposing my digital doll. I don’t make a habit of jerking off other men. Sry, anon :)
>left ul'dah in time to not get beastwatched
>>555121587This is true. It's one of the more fun jobs in the game, to me at least.
>>555121526this is from that femra's flist btwhttps://files.catbox.moe/ewua3w.png
>>555121742???
Niggas will complain about meetups being bad then do nothing about hosting better meetups of their own
Kino plex movie meets were just simply better
so when does occult crescent start being fun
>>555121721>i like posting thirst traps but not actually ponying upyeah that's exactly why i stopped liking you and started shitposting you from time to time
>>555121854That's the neat part, it doesn't
>>555121854LolLmao
>>555121854It doesn’t lmao it’s the worst instanced fate farming simulator since eureka
why are meena like this
>sitting in someone's house for 2 hours to chill with your friends while watching a movieNOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT AAAAAAAAA>idling at the same spot for 17 hours doing nothing WE LIKE THIS! ITS LIKE BEING AT THE GRAMMYS!
The flight will take several hours. Where will you sit?
why do they do it?
>>555122008Or, how about, both of those things suck?
>>555121854in like 8.1 when they fold and turn on job levelling in it
I broke the bust slider how do I fix it
You're kind of forced Ivy.
>>555121801well yeah, if I knew how to be social, I wouldn't have to rely on meet ups
>>555122008>with your friendsNone of you are my friends though
>>555122065i almost responded half-seriously but then i saw who posted it and got the ick
Any biofems in the thread?Opinions on rava bunboys?
>>555122059Aaaand ruined
I broke up, what now
>>555122184hidont like them
>>5551220257
>back in muh day we had real meetupsnobody cares unc kys
>>555122224live
>>555122002why does this bitch look like charlie kirk?
>>555122224Be happy you still have yourself and there's so much!
>>555122039
>>5551220256 or 7
>>555121775This is amazing
>>555122184They're somewhat cute but usually awful to talk to
Anons are acting like people didn’t make alts specifically for Balmung meets before dc travel
>>555121885 Gposing from scratch takes time and effort and I do suggestive and kino both because it’s fun. That’s the beginning, middle, and end of it. If you were expecting to e-fuck, I dunno what to tell you. Find my mcdf and go to town if you’re so down bad.
>>555122310>>555122228Youre trannies. Post pussy to prove me wrong
>>555122185I'm not actually making her THAT big
>>555122059I wouldn't say you broke the bust slider, it's more like you expanded it to what it could be
>>555122025Rolling, but I hope it's 6
>>555122287it's selene yuki>post lots of interests on flist>casually mention spade shit as one of many>look inside>every single picture they have and every single thing they do and every person they hang out with revolves around degrading blacked shitmany, many such cases
>>555122280heh6 7
>>555121526the legion better not follow them here
>>555122363>Gposing from scratch takes time and effortNTA but lol, lmaoMaybe some good ones do but your garbage is a 5 minute bang-out at the most.
>>555122374Flatter
>>555121561>if you make these so called “better meets” people will comeWe have lost many meetups due to lack of population. The weekly BLU's for instance. I can name Maps, Fates etc etc.>The problem is people like you who claim to want better meets always pussy out on hosting them for some reasonI actually already addressed this. but I'll repeat it nonetheless.>Everything that isn't like fate farming has a pretty steep party size limit, and not much of it is has any real value on doing besides grinding randomly for a title or some shit.It's also REAL funny you say shit like you guys never do, here is a picture I took, November 28, 2023 of me hosting the BLU thursday that didn't fill a full party.You know what makes people get together and play the game? People doing shit for the first time.AKA the mythical new blood.TL;DR: sybau
DONT TURN AROUND FIDDIE SPROUT!!!
Oh are we gonna start up the “blacked is bad actually but BWC is fine” bit again
>>555122395No, not the blowjob brothers
>>555122410Looks like the EU maleroe woke up and decided to continue his hunt for more blacked pictures, I mean his hunt for more evil people to expose
>>5551220257 but I move brutes cat to the middle and take the window seat
>>555122472You’re free to think that. I don’t mind.
>>555121854You bring friends and chat while doing it
>>555122534It's actually kind of impressive that he can see someone's backside in a screenshot and instantly pull from their f-list page
>>555122476like flat? or just not enormous sized?
>>555122626Flat
>>5551220254! 4! A MILLION TIMES 4!LET ME FUCKING IN THERE
>>555122594Does the femra likes F+
>>555122489you guys should join cc queues again
RAHHHH WE PROGGING FORREAL ALMOST THERE
my moonie is comfy next to a heater while a snowstorm goes on outside
My dogoonie wants to wish everyone a good morning!!
>>555122726your first post of the day and already i want you to shut up
does this count as a slampig
>>555122726Can't wait for you to clear and ask what does the Twine and the Solvent do
Your femlala is unsuited for the rage of war. Pack up. Go home. You're through. How could I? Make a manOut of you?
>>555122726Sybau, please
>>555122784That face sculpt makes them look like a high budget MtF
>>555122410And you know this about them how?
>>555122534He totally doesn't beat his tiny meat to any of it either
>>555122524Caring about the dicks of another man other than your son is GAY and WRONG>
>>555122810>>555122769All this negativity at 9am this why yall fat chuds>>555122792M12S looks ridiculous
The protip to avoid drama is just to avoid the majority of people from here for better or worse
>>555122524you're on a website full of racists, what did you expect?both are bad btw
>>555122638flattest I got (Tre S scaled to Krauter XS size)
>>5551220256 so I can fuck the kitten
>>555122025Making Eutrope feel good during the flight
>>555122680Neither of us has ever willingly gotten into a CC queue and if you played with Yuki is only because she's spamming it for pvp exp. I am not afraid of missing out on battle passes so you won't catch me in CC anytime soon.
>>555122368Not helping the Rava bunboys with this, bro.
>>555122947Eating your pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner. No leftovers
>>555122903this desustopped talking to the majority of people and haven't been dragged into anything since
>>555122896It's really nothing, it's basically an extreme, phase 2 looks like a lot but it's just 4 mechanics that take literal minutes to go off
>>555122947does she like femlalas...?
>>555122726damn korra is going to clear the wall before 99% of the "good players" in /xivg/ like otis and wookie
>>555122784There really is no accounting for taste
>>555122949On the fucking plane you scoundrel?
>>555122947Dylcatboys
>>555122903The only people from here that I associate with are the people I knew before I started posting here. One fairly well known person, one less well known.
>>555122903>>555123039Ditto, the threads have shown time and time again that there is not a single poster in here that won't be attacked for one mundane reason or another
My femlala got FURRED, and now her waddle has a wider stance
>>555122818>high budget MtFHoly kek.
>>555123093The rows are 3 wide for a reason
>>555122252yea I will>>555122264I think it will bite my ass later on but I hope they move on for their own sake
>>555123243You got some sad music to help?
>>555123173raped and gaped huh sis?
>>555122025>all these homos not choosing 4I want to be blueballed for a whole flight.
>>555123171attacking people in thread doesn't mean they are involved in dramathats just shitposters being shitposters
FAVORITE HROTHGAR???
>>555122903This. Been avoiding all of you niggers for years now and been dramafree since. Every once in a while a xivgger will join a normie community I'm in and I'll watch that community turn to shit in real time. It's honestly impressive how radioactive xivggers can be.
>>555122652No and i don't lewd to begin withunless posing counts
>>555122351Well I didn't. I made a Balmung alt simply to get a house there and then later transfer off.
>>555123035I may workshop a Rue S flattie instead since support is better>>555123049No.>>555123151Sometimes.
>>555123335Gyaru froth
>>555123335the + with the knot
>>5551220251 so I can put my face in his chest and touch his ears
>>555123173what does this mean sis?
>>555123173There's this furry I used to erp with for a couple years that I took about talking to every now and then, but every time I remember his xiv character it deals actual migraine inducing damage to my brain and I end up wishing he gets removed from the internet forever instead
>>555123296No, it was a romantic impalement
>>555123382Dylcatboys in the next 31 minutes?
>>555123335https://files.catbox.moe/bnwx9o.mp4This retard.
>>555123335Nacho
>>555123382What DO you like?
>>555122784she looks like Brianna Wu
>>555123317It doesn't but it does stop people from even wanting to engage, sure it is shitposting, but it sucks to come here to ask to do some stuff and be greeted with insults/shitposting.
>>555123352Give examples. Let's hear some cautionary tales.
>>555123335None of them, they’re all pretty ugly
>>555123335Nacho & the seal one
>>555122726If you played better, you would've single-handedly made the difference to clear that pull.>>555123069>good players>otis and wookiealso wookie already cleared
My dark triad trillionaire divorced werewolf malezen that still has his EB ring and softcore rapey vibes has entered the thread looking around with sad eyes
>>555123583It also isn't hard to clear if you're unemployed
>>555123638Do you like transra's?!?!?
>>555123583after 40 hours and 500+ pulls, meanwhile Korra
>>555123638Is he a billionaire though?
>>555123638Keep going I've got my cock out now
>>555123335I want to bury my face in U.A's belly, so him
my catgirl does freaky and unspeakable actions to femra
>>555123683Now show Preebitz.
>>5551220252.
>>555123740Uvula Anus?
>ARR>Beast tribes primals and ultima weapon stuff>HW>Dragons and a fucked up religion>SB>liberating lands occupied by garlemald >Shb>saving a world>EW>saving the universe>DT>whatever the fuck the tural shit was and people trying to avoid deathso whats 8.0?
>>555123683>Korra is about to clear in 150~ pullsOh no wonder people are seething so hard
>>555123683Wookie was on enrage around 300ish pulls and then decided to help out other /xivg/ anons prog to clear, that's not really fair.
>>555123789Westwolves
>>555123429considering how anal I am about golems I'm working on, most likely not (I will be working on her for the next 48hrs straight)>>555123510anything that isn't lalas, roes, or hroths
>Hate this game's general community>Hate this general's overall community>Hate PF community>Hate DF community>Hate the hunting community>Love this gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW7b8Mo_SFU
>>555123803>wasting your time helping others when you haven’t cleared the tier yet
>>555123789Saving yourself (you vs. another shard). It's not doing Ardbert again.
>>555123846I can work within that restriction but I am going to bed in the next 26 minutes
>>555123638>divorcedUpgrade that to “widowed with rumours of foul play” and my femlala will be interested.
e call in to work and play ffxivo be honorable and go to work0 call in to work and nap
>>555121492Fiddies aren't real.
my moonie (left) does this to you
>>555123752Nothing on M11 as he is still stuck in 10, but here have 9
>>555123846So my catgirl has a chance...
watching people talk about savage like it's something worth drama overit's... just a 8 person puzzle and memory challenge, the weakest link is literally the lowest IQ person
I don't think I have ever, in my entire time browsing this general, have seen a post with "moonie" attached that hasn't been low quality garbage.
>>555123548He has none because it's all made up
>>555123963None of us exist.
Catboy on the other hand *chef's kiss* savants.
>>555124207I will strive to continue this trend for you bro
Hang all moonies and moonie apologists.
>>555124207Catposters are the worst.
>>555124207My moonie likes being nice and posting cute cat art and you WILL be subjected to it
I'M SO FUCKING RETARDED I AM SORRY FOR RAIDING I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN THE CLEAR
>555124279that wasn't an invitation for you to reply to my post, you disgusting attention whoring avatartroon.
Total moonie death. The revolution has begun.
>>555124139It’s a slot machine where you pull the lever and wonder which of the 8 subhumans (yourself included) is going to fuck you over.
Someone is recruiting for a lalafell only FC.
>>555124362Assuming you are Korra>3 deaths>Still somehow beating the other tankInteresting
>>555124115potentially!
>>555124360This is such a cute image!!>>555124373Can you start with my moonie? She's tired of her existence
i am simply leveling my alt because i want to reexperience the msq and have as a second character for raiding and helping friends/try new jobs
Sunseeker Sunday?Seekers of the sun
>>555124139It’s kinda funny especially when these dudes are all at the same prog point essentially and refuse to party up and prog together instead of rolling the dice on PF randoms
>>555123963What's your fiddie's lore anyway?Not many choose the cyberarmor aesthetic
>>555124332posting physical cats is a personality crutch that we should start shunning
>>555124454does this cute dancing cat do lewds?
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>>555124437I get the ick when people use apostrophes incorrectly
how do i stop femlalas from coming on to my miera
>>555124439crazy if that WHM wasn't total ass it would be a clear
>>555124508Only with the croc
>>555123548not that guy but I had one where someone accused me of being a groomerbut when asked for source or evidence or even the most basic who did I groom, they had nothing, they go silentat worst you get evidence-less accusations which vanish after a while because the retard got tired it wasn't working
i was born posting cats and i will post cats until i die
>>555124524Hell’o
>>555124546proof?
>>555121492>>555123963Name a single real fiddie. Protip: you can't.
>>555124540Lots of things would had made it a clear, Korra dying 2 times, the other tank and the scholar also dying, the healers doing ass damage, the SAM doing the least damage too
>>555124362world first raiders have lost races to engrage wipes my nigga, it happens
>>555124448>my moonnie is>le depressed!so hecking original, bwo! next you're gonna tell me you're a shitnose with heterochromia with a folder full of unfunny cat images!
>>555124454can I watch you plap
>>555124437Are racially discriminatory FCs allowed by the TOS?
>>555124637Yee.
>>555124570based based based
would you really call my femezen a slampig...
>>555124637Wait, unless it's white only, then it's against TOS.
>>555123548>>555124224>Give examples of xivggers being radioactive niggers(You)
>>555124690I'll call her a slamwife...
>>555124449Splendid choice. There's fun there.
>>555124553That’s par for the course for shitposters and skinwalkers. They immediately give up when they don’t get the reaction they want.
>>555124570Thank you for your service
>>555124373moonies... defeeted...
>>555124454We'lll bang okay
Just did a quick look at m11s prog stats on tomestone, how much do you think this numbers gonna go down come reset when people get their pity tome weapon from m12n
>>555124612Uhhhhh lets see>tanline fiddie>short hair fiddie>eyeliner fiddie>tomboy fiddie>frontline fiddie
>>555123335All of them
there’s only one person i genuinely regret spending any energy and time on from this place and they’re a female Viera
>>555124803Ask her if she fucks roe men
>>555124801Gonna guess about 20%
>>555124842is it... me?
>>555124829Those aren't names, anon.
>>555124851NO.
>>555124801didn't only 40% that cleared M9S cleared M11S too?People may hate on the fight but I think it's kino, and as much as I hate the bald man Xeno dropped a trvke. People complain about jobs being so easy and braindead but then something like M11S came around and it gave people a reality check. I hope Square makes more fights like this
>>555124839This catgirl gives off rikka vibes
>>555124902Ask her if she fucks roe men
>>555124727oh um i suppose that is better..!!
>>555124896That’s what I know them as…
>>555124887are you filipino by chance
>>555124842There is 2, and they're both sunnies in their 30s
someone motivate me catboy to get off his fat ass and exercise
>>555124947Because they're not real...
>>555124842is it me
>>555125008Youll look like kong if you dont work out
>>555124570>>555124687>>555124770>>555124942very high quality on topic posts, avatarfags!
LONG LIVE THE KING
>>555124929because I am rikka
Cool thing about snappy is that it tells you of all the modbeasts in the area.
>>555124876the smile you do when you're taking your school photo
>>555124842Same but they're a fiddie
>>555125116ask them if they like roe men
>>555125008Go jog to the store and buy a twinkie as a reward
>>555125061I'm glad you liked it anonfag
>>555124908No idea I've not looked at total clears for 9s I've only really been checking 11s enrage every now and again
>>555123869what's wrong with that?
>>555125008Let's do this together, bro I'm also putting off exercising. Is this a new year's thing? Have you been seeing any results yet?
>>555125061cat website, buddy
>>555125061I don't think you know what avatarfagging is big dog
>make an enraged party, m10s>two hrothgar join, tomestones at 36%>don’t even have doomtrain weapons>contemplate just kicking them before even starting>ask them if they can do IA2>”yep”>….>party fills up with enrage ready tomestone people>start pulling>never get past firesnaking> because of an unrelated retarded faggot catboy healer
The fuck?
>>555124902need this shirt
Progging M12S early in the morning since I can't leave my house...hoping to see P2 today at least!
>>555124829>tanline fiddieisn't there a few fiddies like that..?
>talking about job difficulty in m11s when its literally just bodycheck the fightJobs being hard/easy are not why people are getting filtered by that fight.
My femlala unleashed some super terrorists into m10s reclear parties todayLook out next week...
I think it’s finally time to put the headcanon backstory for my fiddie in writing form
>>555125008don't you wanna look like your catboy?
>>555122025I actually feel like Tyrant would be a fun person to talk to. He seems like hes really passionate about history.
>>555124842phew it's not me since i don't spend time with people from here
>>555124948is it me...?
You guys claim to not have the time to raid in statics but have more than enough time to dump 20-30 hours into one fight on PF.
picking up a moonie and rolling them into a ball
>>555125395album?
>>555125395True. Mine did too for a while. Thought they mostly died off after the summer event ended though.
>>555125402Fight is incredibly easy mechanically, just rewards greed and keeping up time.
>>555125497Why would you ball a moonies
>>555125497do nyot ball the moonies
Show miera
>>555125306Cut him some slackHe's still learning, only just stopped playing second life last week
>>555125395Is it samefag o'clock already?
>>555124472Daughter of an exiled Sharlayan Sage and a Lominsan barmaid. The soul stone and gear were his from a nice when he was a better man and alive She took them in her way out the door. The outfit itself is a mostly complete set of refitted aetherocunductive equipment design for aiding in the control of magical foci.The original leggings and gloves didn't survive the refitting. The ones she wears are just comfortable.
>>555125481iPadbaby, you know static raiding and PF raiding are two different beasts.>PF raiding>Never have to wait!>Never have to deal with retards in VC!>Never have to see it implode because one of the biofems cheated on her BF with the raid leader.>Static raiding>Good for limited use of time.>Good to eliminate randomness of bullshit.>Good to avoid shitty downtime strategies for raidings.
>>555124829Another list dodged... I am finally the forgotten fiddie...
>>555125481What they mean is, they can't commit to being in a static for 5 months because that's how long it'll take to clear all the fights and then reclear enough times for everyone to have bis
>>555125048Kek>>555125192More of a "fanfest is coming up" thing and yeah about 5lb off this month
>>555125306Ask him if he likes maleroes
>>555125525The things I'd do to this brownie batter bitch of a fatlala
>>555125705kekking @ image
>>555124842same but they're a fantablob
>>555125706Damn you just going for anyone. Okay I will ask Balmung shout chat.
QRD on the forced feminization of Jeb?
What is it about iPhones that make brown people seethe so much? Is it because it’s a luxury product?
>>555125670https://youtu.be/A4hR3NQmCZU
>>555125705lmao
my maliddie is logging in
>>555125781Thx>>555125782Does he like maleroes?
>>555125782my femezen likes them a little twinky
>>555125781>>555125782?
>>5551258089, easyRape Khloe senseless while Zhloe claps
>>555124908>People complain about jobs being so easy and braindeadJobs are braindead and ffxiv players are also ass. Both statements are true. If you made jobs harder you could also dial down fight difficulty and overall enjoyment of players doing non-raiding content would most likely improve.
>>5551258083 easily, I love a window seat
>>555125481I’m not making appointments to play vidya like it’s the dentist
>>555125810This is my second favorite maliddie.
>>555125861I don't know who Jeb is.
>>555125670omg hiii https://youtu.be/C5Z7sZZ06Bs?si=jJ-dWHG1lPfM6d05
>>555125636I'm jealous of people that can make up interesting lore like thisMy WoL is just an adult orphaned survivor (Was already 19 by the time his parents died) of the calamity that chose to become an adventurer as a way to feed himself and help others
>>555125808where thancred
>>555125607Since you ask so nicely
>>555125870No one but a small percentage of online voices want jobs to be harder though. Fucking WoW just pruned all their classes and the majority of the playerbase likes it
>Crystal CC not poppingOwari da..
>>5551258082 and we'll be doing it all flight long.
You retards you're not supposed to "make an appointment" for your "second job" static, you find one with a schedule that aligns to your gaming hours.
I wish the figmental weapons were more interestingLike a quarter of them are just cutleryThe fuck is with that?
>>555125994>Fucking WoW just pruned all their classes and the majority of the playerbase likes it[citation needed]Literally everyone has been complaining about this.
>>555125963It's a good thing that we fed your fiera to the recently built volcano
>>555126035They were the winners from some weapon design contest, so blame the taste of whoever judged that
>>555126035fan designs that devs liked cause they were funny. they joked about how many of the designs were cutlery and food related and even wondered if people were eating well at home
>>555125815
>>555126110She made a good sacrifice to the volcano god
>>555126069People have been complaining about addons and their “perfect UIs” not being able to be replicated more than anything. People I’ve talked to in game playing the video game seem to like it so far. Of course the whiny Reddit babies who think they’re better than they are won’t like it
>>555125670[Intelligence 3] So you make intentionally poor posts to incite /xivg/?
>>555125870Mmos who designed their jobs/classes to be hard to play have all been absolute ass.
>>555126159Tell Rocio Anzures to kill himself and ask if he likes maleroes
>>555121403Name a more brown-coded raid mechanic than Sunrise Sabbath
My femlala schedules her rendezvouses with gentlemen biggers. She’s busy, why leave things to chance?
>>555125903Does she like maleroes?>>555125963Does he like maleroes?>>555125974Does she like malroes?
>>555126232>hardBig leap from current design space, let's start with small things first like maybe not having every healer be glare and 30s duration dot.
SEX with Haurchefant
>>555124513Not funny. Did not laugh.
>>555121854>so when does occult crescent start being fun
>>555126343Japanese players would tell you to go play a dps job and they’re right.
Why would you want your job to be brain-dead?What's wrong with some depth to skills?If you're just smashing the same singular button to get your attacks out, then are you even looking for an mmorpg to play, or are you looking for an obstacle course to jump around in?
>>555126406They're wrong. Japs also have not unlocked training dummies.
I'm gonna make /xivg/'s third straight miera.
My MALE ROE got stuck in the fucking CUBE from the hit movie CUBE. And I can't do fucking math!
i think it'd be cool if healers all got a 1 minute button like tanks
>>5551258081.>"I regret nothing.">Proceeds to close his eyes and become unresponsive for the remainder of the flight2.>Keeps talking about friendship and the power of relying on one another until you're sick of it3.>Awkwardly smiles at you as you sit>Fiddles with his hands while stealing glances at you the whole flight4.>Chatters endlessly about what interesting sights await you at your destination>Leans a little bit too close to you>He smells of rosewater and books, it's kind of making you hard5.>Y'Shtola reads the whole flight>"My compatriot, this vessel is most intriguing. How doth this contraption remain aloft? I must need delve deeper into this mystery-"6.>"We're not so different, you and I."7.>"We should sit closer together, you and I."8.>Nagging disguised as a friendly chat>Krile keeps talking about shit you don't care about>Alisaie is moving around too much9.>Three way make out session10.>Alphinaud keeps drooling over Estinien and talking past you to try and chat him up>Estinien keeps forgetting what Alphinaud was talking about and randomly asks you to spar him>When you say there is no space to spar on the plane, he points out the window at the plane's wing
MMOs on release>jobs unique and complex>content easy (take out the bomb)>everyone having fun but a 1% whining it’s too easyDecade old MMO>gutted classes>game designed around nightmare mechanics vomit mode>99% leaves the train wreck of a game
>>555126406>muh nihonjinInfamously have shit tasteThere's a reason they're reddit-tier when it comes to their safe spaces
>>555121775post the f-list
>>555126493I'm not sure if this is from your perspective or your WoL's perspective but it made me laugh either way
Idk what to do today, someone help me...
Life would be a lot simpler if everyone went fiddie.
>>555126457Usually depth is just jank and inconvenience.
>>555126671xivg m12s fresh party, i know all you niggas just cleared
>market boards running low on certain forgotten fragmentsso what happens to all the discord DRS groups when their fragments aren't available anymore?
Gm
My moonie has feet
You just know SE wants to make a FF7 MMO, but don't want to compete with XIV or deal with the fall out of ending it.
>>555126735they farm them? lol?
>>555126735They farm them themselves and then hand them out before runs
>>555126686>jankI want jankI want jobs to be weird and experimentalI want obtusenessI want to believe someone is actually passionate about the jobs they work on
Finally made it to seeing enrage, even though the PF was only for Majestic Meteor prog.
>>555126738album?
>>555126678Wrong, that's not miera
>>555122526This post is A+ stuff thank you anonI laughed a lot
>>555122025Theoretically, 4 would be interesting, but there'd be constant arguing. Also, they're both hot.>>5551258081 would probably be the one where I'm least likely to be bothered by something, I'd get a rude comment most likely but then he'd ignore me
Does the squadron battle manual effect duty XP?
>>555126821No, I said fiddie.
>>555126774i dont believe you
>>555126847You take all three seats anyway so you're sitting alone.
>>555126738I love this downey c@
>>555126686>average ffxiv retard when their perfectly sheeted out rotation does not work because they have to clip a gcd for half a second to walk out of a mechanicThis is why people struggle at 11.
>>555126847>So conditioned by his size he has to make sure he's in an isle seat even in a fictional scenarioBrother, let's go to the gym
>>555126553Name 10.
>>555124635she's actually a really bland f3...gomen.
>>555126848no
>>555122025I'll take number 4 or number 5 please
>>555126774same
>>555126678Female midlanders are kind of terrible though.
>>555122025Do you think Metem would go "It's all over... until next time!" once the flight is over?
>>555125808Some of this is a trick question, any seat that has a open seat next to it will automatically be filled with G'raha or Zenos, so 4 and 6 will automatically get you sandwiched by both and if you pick 3 or 7, they'd most likely scoot over one seat.
>>555127085Incorrect.
>>555127057Should've asked before I wasted 4 of themThanks king
>>555126716I think I'd rather eat my fingers than spend another day this week raiding honestly
It’s always a small percentage of people wanting jobs or classes in MMOs to be hard to play when the reality is most people them easier and the difficulty to come from boss encounters. If you want “unique” go play a fucking single player RPG or any of the dead oldschool mmo private servers out there
>>5551220255 please
>>555126774Source?
>>555126813You’d be disappointed
>>555127084You just know those boots REEK...
>>555127136they increase exp from the bosses at least
>>555127084take them off....
Good morning /xivg/
>>555127208yes, yes i know she fucks hroths
>>555126457dont play mmos if you wanna larp about muh skills you dumb nigger
>>555127208post it anyway
>>5551220257 >get to tease brute bomber >get to snuggle with pomb >get to steal glances at howling blade >look back and get to watch red hot and deep blue make out literally the best seat on the flight
>>555127189I'm gonna fuck this femlala in halfHow do I know this poster is a femlala?Bigger instinct
>>555127124Terrible animations, check. Terrible eyes, double check. The playerbase choosing the same fucking face over and over again rather than experimenting and making anything new? Triple check. Fuck out of here. At least with the catgirls in the thread, you can tell them apart.
>>555127219>>555127236The boots stay on...
>>555126774My dogoonie does as well...
>>555127258You don't get to make this argument when skill depth is something we lost, retardIt'd be one thing if it was never there, but it was, and I miss youYoshi's not going to suck your dick for being his little simp, so shut the fuck up if you have nothing of value to add
>>555127343im a grown ass thighlander
*puts feet up*It's gaming time :D
>>555126553ARR's sub count defeats your argument.
>>555126671perchance you would like a plap??
>>555127189Let’s do this together, bro
I need my dick in a melfs throat
>>555127360Don’t care + didn’t ask + youre a femroe
>>555127480>You're a femroeAnother TERRIBLE race because no one wants to play what the race is actually like and implement their disgusting fetishes on them.
>>555126553I think jobs are shit now but ARR on release was absolute fucking ass. Get off your high horse you faggots.
>>555127179old school mmos were even simpler too so their arguments make no fucking sense
>>555125914Heyhi can I send you a tell in game? Have a question to ask!
>>555124842damn, it's me..
>>555127685Sure, shoot
The presence of Voidsent in S9 implies that even in the ninth there were voidsent.How the hell did they get yoinked across the source like that?
>>555122025As much as I adore Tyrant.. I’d say 7. A cat friend in their own seat (and probably our laps) and a guy who’s so enthusiastic about them the whole flight would rule
>>555125925There's a lot that goes into making backstories, but not a lot that goes into the backstory itself with a lot being top-down justifications rather than building blocks. But I'll save my commentary for eyebrow-cat's RP workshop next week.
>>555127438perchance not
>>555127368may i see?
>>555127463Hermanos, come get your tranny
>>555125925>my wol has a job and her dad is dead>interesting lorei dont think it's that deep anon, you can literally just madlibs characters into existence
>>555127658They were simpler, and slower, but had much more emergent gameplay, mostly from jank. Xiv doesn’t even have patrols outside of DDs. Old school mobs would run away, call for help, cast actually dangerous spells (rather than cleaves and telegraphed aoes). The problem is the game has been tuned to two questions: doing your rotation, and standing in the right spot. And rotations are all boring, no more how convoluted.
>>555127658NTA but I think a lot of people just don't know how to articulate what they want, and they don't want "harder", what they actually want is more defined class fantasy and stronger niches (unreasonable for XIV combat, I realize). Especially if they're citing old MMOs, because you are correct they were pretty damn simple.
my lalaboy is nerdy and jewish with a big nose, long legs, short torso and a fat ass
>>555127360NTA but fiddies have 3 usable faces, one that's almost usable, then one horrible one. Faces 1, 2 and 5 are usable, face 3 is workable if you're dead-set on being unique, and then face 4 is just impossible to make even remotely good. Unfortunately, only like, 2 people use face 2 in this thread. That said, I think the eyes are fine, and the animations are 50/50, hate the princess run, but I don't mind most of the other animations.
>>555127974Imagine for instance if some mobs would cast Sleep (it’s a spell that’s not even on your hotbar).
XIV has no pet job, a literal bread and butter class of every mmo ever made
>>555127916>asks for help>won't let me plapWOOOW
>>555128083the princess run is unironically 90% of the reason I've never fanta'd to it, doesn't help I mostly play tank
>>555128128Bro?...
>>555128083>Unfortunately, only like, 2 people use face 2 in this thread.
>>555128110There are literally enemies that cast sleep in this game.
Can we post some ShoebillCore pics?
what if like JP FFXIV everyone in /xivg/ lived near the bay area/toronto/new jersey
>>555128179What I thought everyone liked princess running.
What is fixed stampede?
>>555128213Are you Atris or Lizzy? Or is there a mysterious third face2 that I have forgotten?
>>555128128that's because xiv is unique, innovative, and redefines the genre
>that one lil gup who gets 0 kills, 9 deaths and 2 assists in frontlineyou made your hotbar sis....right?
>>555127972You can simplify everything. Zenos was an unmedicated nepo baby. Ryne is gay. Alphinaud is the blue one. Lyse's sister is dead and she changed jobs. Thancred is a whore. Ishgard is racist. Sunnies are sluts. Tias are cucks. Moonies are poachers.
>>555128303I'd have probably murdered somebody by now, either Claire or Appal I can't choose which
>>555128309nothing changes for you as a tank dont worry about it
>>555128304It looks cute on smaller characters but it looks fucking awful on every fiddie here because most of them are too big
>roll a character in a mmo>”hmm what sort of fantasy creature should I be?”>” I will be… a woman. “
>>555128360they wrote a couple sentences, that's not simplifying, im just showing you that making a character is not some impossible task
>>555128340bro I'm face 1
>>555128309https://youtu.be/p8cL88OKEWE
>>555127360>>555128083Just gonna post this, but I have nothing more to say.
>>555127242>>555127290https://mega.nz/folder/2xw3BYhT#jO6Xsyb2AkPWhLBiU9dsTA
>>555127415Prove it, lala
>>555128451Me otr
>>555128303I live 45 mins away from SF :caught:
>>555128467Face 4 is kind of hot tho....
>>555128419iPadbaby, what the FUCK is this? You call this BAIT?!
>>555128470>the carbunclei laughed
>>555128467>makes the most cakeface fiddies possible
>>555126493you mixed up alisaie and alphinaud, you aren't getting off that plane
>>555128470yup im gooning
>>555128386My fiddie is height 20. Is that too tall?
>>555128479no i dont think i will
>>555128609brother their names are literally written above their heads
>>555128541Face 1 = Mormon girlFace 2 = City girlFace 3 = Rural GirlFace 4 = East Coast girlFace 5 = West Coast girl>>555128603Nah, I wouldn't make female midlanders post 2021. I just pulled it up from the internet, you can post a better example, I trust you that you can.
>>555128641t. FemlalaBigger instinct can't be beat
>>555128451I thought you were f2, did you change off? Or have I been mandela'd?
I think you guys are
>>555128128so true XIV needs unholy DK
>>555128340Mine's the face2 you don't see hanging out in the hangout spots because she's all the way over on JP servers.
>>555128761straight and based?
>>555126890I almost made a joke about that>>555127012I could've said Zenos but something tell me it'd go badly, and there's also a lot of jokes to be made about that. About the gym, though...
>>555128128we had, and still have two. get better bait.
>>555128743my fiddie has always been face 1, even when I was a sprout shadowbab
when you get too far away my moonie switches to her low-poly version to save resources
>>555128912rape
>>555121403I deleted my ghade shortcut key by mistake. How do I open it now? shift+f2 is not working anymore
>>555128309how do you have less prog than Korra at 780.Lmao
>>555128128Pet jobs in every game are absolute dogshit and always the weakest variant of that job's options. The only time it has ever been done "right" is BM in WoW and even that is a fucking rare occurrence because of how often they fuck with talents.
>>555122278>not the Goldsmith one where he launches himself like a missile head first into the middie.
>>555127568It's both a sign of the times and how the community reacted to fight design: NIN Trick Attack being the start of forcing all the buff windows together, 3.4 having the AST be Insta-lock with 10% Balance Spread, ARR's multitude of "seat of the pants changes/ideas", the way Heavensward design basically kicked you to the curb if you couldn't do your job rotation, Stormblood's attempts to try and reconcile "we want mechanical complexity" and "we want the game to be accessible to people who are only here for the story", Shadowbringer's uh. Everything about the combat design, Endwalker's reinforcement (and stating that Heavensward job design is Dead, no, they're not going back), and now Dawntrail's "well okay we heard you, so we're gonna spice up the fights and shift more individuality in 8.0".
>>555128690but alisaie's hair covers her left eye
>>555128761
>>555129050the nip that made the image mirrored them without thinking about that detail
>>555129034
>>555128761Obviously, I think
How do you respond?
>>555129137>NEGIGIGIWhat did he mean by this????
>>555128890sheeeeit maybe i was thinking of Tzera or Polly then
>>555129137me when i
i think i've done a reasonably good job of raising awareness of how stupid it is for people to live in a small population low density super isolated place like finland and how impossible it is for anyone but specially like me to move to a place where things happen like chicago or even tulsa/winnipegall in all it would be better if we lived like >>555128303anyway i will keep reposting the same screenshots its not like i have the energy to take any new
>>555129193Wonder how I installed some jew-ass plugin when gil is worthless.
>>555129210Probably Polly? I haven't seen her in eons so I don't actually remember. I'm like 90% sure Tzera is face 4 though
>>555129193Undercut by 10% backWhen he matches you and goes even further down, buy it, then sell it yourself for 105%
>>555129030erm, ffxi summoner?
>>555129321bro runs 20 sub farms and calls gil worthless
Yes, more fiddie conversation please
>>555129302Me when your mom finishes off stroganing my beef.
>>555129030pet jobs fucking kicked ass in Everquest
920 Dawntrail A Ranks to go.Good night /xivg/
>>555129339>most recent picture I have of Tzera is them sitting with a highlander and Atris>it's from July 2025fuck
>>555129359I run zero subs, I simply craft or farm what I want.
>>555129193>euro hours>whining about the free market. I play the game and when it sells, I collect my money
>>555129345Thats still quick easy profit for me, ill just undercut you again.
>>555128368What's the pros and cons of both options? Because I'd choose Claire for being a sexpest.
>>555129398
>>555129313here
>>555129469how about you craft or farm some bitches
Yo, I'll suck dick for some Yollal right now
>>555129313Sis you pull that terrorism shit in America you are going to be stuffed in a van and disappeared.
>>555129579I have a girlfriend already.
>>555129468I miss poothier
>>555129501Even better then>Keep buying cheap stock from random>Trade it to an alt or a friend on a different DC where the item is more expensive>Start selling it there to convert the item to what would be 120-130% it's original DC's MB value
>>555129398>>555129526I love fiddies so much, it's unreal
>>555129698Same bro
>M10S video is nearly 25 minutes long
>>555126457go back to wow tranny
>>555129681Even better:>buy 100m gil for $9>let browns and NEETs gather it for you.
>>555129736My highlander wearing the horse helmet on the right
>>555121492>come back from afk>2 extremely cute fidds standing in front of me asking to do potd 1-50>help them blast through>they keep doing cute emotes the whole time giving me a throbbing heart boner>do my absolute best to protecc the fidds>/pet them both after and tell them to have fun in PTIn that brief moment babydick was actually biggestdick
>Character who modded themselves to have glasses like pic related starts talking>Relived that I know I don't have to listen to anything they say because people who wear glasses like this have nothing good to say at all and are the stupidest motherfuckers on earth.
>>555128303Based off of conversations I've had with people from here I would feel insanely unsafe and look into gun ownership as well as laws concerning self defense when mentally ill trannies and eboys break into your house.
I wish fiddies liked catgirls
>>555129468I went thru the archive to find a pic and I'm still 90% sure she's face 4, and I think she might be the only face 4 that's known?
>>555129736sauce?This is my thighlanders fetish
>>555129827Protect all fiddies
>>555129827Where are you, I want your character data.
Bring back greased lightning
>>555129840me when im bored and looking for shit to be mad at
>>555129926This had better not be that Turkish bitch
>>555129840Least petty xivgger
I want to PF with my alt and I want to reduce the reliance on PF shitters as much as possible, so I figured I'll go as a tankwhich one would tanks here recommend for this tier?PLD, DRK, or GNB? (not interested in playing WAR)
>>555129926>Incorrectly using spoiler tags>Usage of the stupid fucking dumbass term "thighlander"You pissed me off so you can kill yourself instead.
>>555129840my moonie is this but with vanilla glasses
>>555129840Those circles aren't level with each-other and it bothers me
>>555129827Then they both went to get plap by the biggest rava they could find
>>555130038the only thing that matters when it comes to self-reliance is damageplay a melee dps, and just never die, you are automatically the biggest contribution to any given pf given that your average melee player is fucking retarded
>>555129953It never left anon, now let's get you into the retirement home.
>>555129926This had better be that Turkish bitch
FIDDIE FOTMFIDDIE FOTMPREPARE THE ANT-SCHIZO SHIELDSGATHER THE FIDDIE SIMPSFIDDIE FOTMFIDDIE FOTM
>>555130182Its been fiddie fotm since summer
>>555129767>bringing up trannies out of nowhereTalk about brainrotted
You know what i notice with late clears/reclears?Most of people attempting them are usually playing off-meta jobs like SMN or RPR and they aren't very good at solving mechanics >>555130038Like the other anon said, play SAM or BLM and never die and you are going to have the easiest time in PF (except for when people cant do simple game mechanics.)
>>555130125the biggest contributor by far is shield healer and this isn't even debatable
>>555129736And you're supposed to watch multiple videos for a well-balanced perspective.
>>555129840i'm a lalaboy and wear glasses like these irl
>>555130038If you want to prog fast, go RDM or shield healer. If you want to clear slightly more consistently, go melee.
>>555130287>huge boobs>zero ass
>>555130253yeah you need a competent shield healer to press their buttons at the right time, but that's the end of it, the skill ceiling is low. people have been having more trouble with dps checks than mitt checks this tier.
>>555130287Fanta into your pic so I can impregnate you
>>555130038PLD is the most flexible tank, but you're basically forced to be 2.50 GCD unless you want to deal with drifting shenanigans, so forget flexing to higher SKS GNB/DRK>>555130125>>555130238you guys are crazy if you think doing good damage has more carry power than consistent support doing just ok damagethe best melee in the world can't do shit if support sucks especially in M10 and M12
>>555130182All lifelong fiddies please mask up and hide, you will survive if you're not seen until the FOTM ends.
>>555129840This is why I have no clue about anything Halmarut said this patch
>>555129865/xivg/ is all barqs no bite. Worst they do is stand on the sidewalk leering at you, but run away if you open the door.
>>555130391>>555130352
>>555130182From personal experience, female midlander players are THE schizos.
>>555122025if you are a hot blooded high test male you would pick 4picking 1 would be autismpicking 2 would also me autism but knowledgepicking 3 you are between two theater kids you are NOT going to have a great timepicking 5 you are the third wheelpicking 6 you are between 2 siblings and one of them is younger and they will get bored meaning they are going to be annoyingpicking 7 can be okaypicking 8 is baggage
My lalaboy is the Jamie Oliver of maleras
>>555130473i pick 3 because im a theater kid
>>555130349People say go RDM for prog, but then you do and you realize nearly everything has a follow up mechanic or raid wide that needs nearly everyone alive with full health.
>>555130473Theyre not going to have sex with you because you sat next to them on a plane and talked to them
>>555130352>gets stuck on arena split for 60 pulls
>>555130406She said and I quote "glrkugkugkugk *pop* PWAAAA hah hah hah glrkughkugkugkugk"
>>555130472do tell
>>555130352what? since endwalker the easiest way to make up damage in any group, be it static or pf is always through healers. healer is the only role that has a choice of either doing 300 potency in a gcd or zero and majority of pf healers are not only atrocious at planning out their healing but also have awful gcd uptime because they think like you do.
>Ask WHM in my party to please use some GCD heals>They refuse>I have to carry the burden of shielding/healing everyone wiith succor and my tools>People in my party tell me my damage is too low and we can't clear M11S because of me>Ask them to tell the WHM to heal more>They refuse>I get a grey 18 >WHM get a 70>I get a 90 in healing with 19% overheal>WHM get a 1 in healing with 48% overhealI don't want to raid anymore...
>>555130606I love poptops
>>555130613Macska, Sunny, Tzera, Leviah?
>>555130350built for small gocks
>>555130565You can slop through the most retarded snaking imaginable and have everyone up for deep aerial.
>>555130606What's with Vamp Fatale having a huge hooked nose?
>>555130689Isn't the first one a cat? The rest are understandable though.
>>555130689Leviah was never a schizo, he just didn't care about what pearl-clutchers had to say and made fun of them
>>555130352nta but you need a competent shield healer who's consistent at the mechanics, and a halfway decent SCH can straight up deny mit checks that would've otherwised wiped the party, or save a tank that fucked uppeople are struggling with dps checks because they die and/or struggle with mechanicsalso as a SCH you get a pretty good raid buff, so everyone does better damageif you play SAM or BLM (which isn't even top 5 DPS anymore and is strictly inferior to PCT in every single fight) like >>555130238 suggested, even if you're perfect, you're not affecting the rest of the party in any way other than>if you guys do well, you don't have to worry about 1 person's DPSthat's not carry power
>>555130287>>555130350Absolutely built for getting dicked down by my rava+like most fiddies and catgirls that rock that build
>>555130568https://youtu.be/1Uj02IRvZLs?t=4
>>555130806>Leviah was never a schizolollmao
>>555130808>people are struggling with dps checks because they die and/or struggle with mechanicsexcept people have been bitching about not meeting dps checks with no deaths and no dds the last 3 weeks
>>555130662I told you people WHM has no responsibility and is easy asf but nooooooo
My lalaboy is the Anthony Bourdain of cuckolds
>>555130689Qrd on each?
>>555130861It's trueHe was annoying but he was a harmless troll, just like you
>>555130662>>I get a grey 18 >>WHM get a 70Yep. That's the number that shows by default so that's the number that matters
>>555128470give me your mcdf me hroth tink he gwan rape your moone
>>555130938In the threads I agree, but when he interacted with me in 2024, he was a schizo, like massive.
>>555130662>People in my party tell me my damage is too low and we can't clear M11S because of meJust stop healing and start DPSing.
>>555130662My statics whm is a healsissy and I’m worried if I teach her how to pump damage on it, she’ll be ruined forever.
mana torioi
>>555130349RDM is great for progging with a static or learning the fight in the first place. As a main job for clearing in PF, it sucks. Sure, you can raise people and drag them along further in the fight, but if you're needing to raise people that much, all you're doing is delaying the inevitable.However, RDM is a good pick for M10S by all means. The DPS check is more forgiving, so you can drag people past points where they struggle and still clear, and the fight is so bad for certain DPS (like BLM) that you'll do more damage too.
>>555130662unless you're dying from damage you shouldn't be using anything more than soil/ogcd shields in most scenarios, the only mit-intensive phases are weapons and ecliptic stampedeare your tanks/dps mitting too?
when will pf start doing 2 min on pull for m10s so you get to cleave the 2 min before snaking...
>>555131065When I tried that people died and complained to me that I wasn't healing/mitigating enough>>555131218Tanks use reprisal (and extremely often overwrite eachothers) but the dps never use feint or addle
>>555122025>1 Not bad but he's going to talk your ear off about the history of Arcadion and probably quiz you after>2Also decent but you're going to have tinnitus in your ear when the flight's over from him shouting>3 Suffering you're stuck between two art ho's and you will want to open the plane door if you hear about the "process" or "creativity" anymore>4If you think you're getting to the mile high club you're insane, its nothing but bitchy comments at each other the whole trip and you're in the middle of it.>5Sexual tension between the two, none for you though. constant touching each other and conversations like you aren't even there. >6Good times, both will talk with you and it will be a fun wholesome trip. Your shoulders will be used as a pillow for both>7Best seat, if you like cats. You better like cats. The couerl kitten will probably sleep on your lap but be prepared for brute to want to take a ton of pictures and talk your ear off about proper care, He'll probably talk with his bro in 8 for a while too.>8Worse sexual tension than 5 but without the uncaring nature of your presence and it won't be acted on. Awkwardness fills the air the entire trip, Brute may make a joke at your expense wanting to trade seats
>>555131305Throw up your mit and then DPS. Not your problem after that
For M10s does anyone have any advice when playing PCT during firesnaking? Your 2min comes up right before you need to move for your mechs, and there's so much movement at the start of firesnaking that I keep needing to delay to not waste my hyperphantasia stacks.
>>555131015okhttps://files.catbox.moe/7raduw.mcdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/6xt3b9.mcdf
>>555131305Time to leave the group
>>555131404Say fuck the party and send your 2 min early >>555131303
>>555131305>the dps never use feint or addlethere's your problemit costs nothing for them to press those buttons, tell them to do their job too if they want you to do more damage since sch's mits are tied to dps while their mits are just free
>>555129736stuff like this always happens to me in deep dungeons
I wonder how much I can prog past arena split today and tomorrow... I need to get better at orbital omen too.
I see why people complain about AST in CC now
any interest in HoH 1-100 on crystal?
why did they decide to make phantom jobs take so long to level?
>>555131373it's a catch 22 situation, because since the whm barely use Plenary or temperance, or gcd heals outside lilies, I have to mit everything with succor/spreadlo, so my dps is low and they complain to me about it, but if I stop doing that people just die and tell me I'm not doing enough.>>555131498they don't like using them because and i quote >"we already have enough button to push">>555131459honestly I think I should, I feel like i'm just being used and gaslit, and they refuse to tell the whm anything because she's the lead girlfriend.
>>555131807what's in it for me
Why is it always The Chrysalis
>>555131856padding
>>555131856a better question is why dont subsequent phJobs level faster like the Cosmic relics & actual Jobs
Ass antler tattoos making a come back due to Japanese sex games was not on my bingo card.
>>555131864any time people say this and their logs get checked it's 85% gcd uptime with 60% dot uptime
Are you able to big fish while travelingI've never actually tried it
>>555131941hopefully it will be a balance of fun and challenge! HoH is nice, it's the best aesthetic has good rewards too.
>>555131856my favorites are the jobs that only have 3 levels so you're stuck using the same 2 skills for hours on end
>>555132052yes
>>555132053I'm bad at the game am I allowed in
>>555130662>Im a toxic asshole who ruined my party by calling people out why is this happening to me
>>555132048This describes my femlala perfectly desu. It’s dps job to beat the enrage - just push your buttons harder if she wants to excog the tank and spam concintation.
>>555131807pass if you're an appalcorder
>>555130662>>555131305>>555131864playing shield healer in a group that doesn't understand how the game works is cbt and you will get constant blame for shit that isn't your fault and you're expected to work extra to make up for everyone else's shortcomings in pressing their mit cds and in the same breath none of those people who didn't mit will ever be held accountableif you choose to play shield healer you have to suck it up and deal with the fact that in most cases you're carrying a bunch of ungrateful retards or get lucky and find 7 other players that actually know how to play the game and can talk things out reasonably (lmao)
>>555132163if you'd like to clear 1-100 then absolutely! taking a bad player or two will be like applying a bonus challenge to the run, it should be good.>>555132309since i'm not an appalcorder would you like to come?
gm. My cheeks are still sore from laughing so hard last night.
>>555132407Nice blackedwear babe
>>555132325>shield healers are trannies with a god complexchecks out
which gimmick should my moonie(3) useshes supposed to be a healer whos training to take over her moonie tribe next
>>555132407>not even Eorzea scriptle sigh
>>555132325Good thing you could make your subby co healer do it for you in m12s.
>that one guy who rolls greed 2 higher than you>gets multiple itemswhat the fuck you spent the entire raid on the brink of death you fuck
>>555132504Scar moonie
unironic death to appalcorders
>>555132407Did you laugh at small white dicks?
Did you know some AR bosses (such as Hobbes) do auto-attacks based on role rather than enmity? I discovered this on my BLU Nier run.
>le transexual moonie
>>555132504:o what glam is that on top?
>>555132653Is it me??
i'm going to post my character. you will (you) her or else.
>>555130662Strange WHM like medica 3??? Hello
i'm going to post my character. you will (you) him or else.
>>555132504She has a cock right? All Moonies have cocks.
My moonie just tooted and then felt something dribble out afterwards >////<
>>555132580Name 20.
me femlala is going to call ICE on you and your family
>>555132502jealousy isn't a good look>>555132519?if I have to shield on prog I have no issues pressing shields
>>555132407my jaw is sore from grinding my teeth so much
They really hit it out of the park with The Arcadion.
>>555132809there hasn't been an appalcord leak in so so long. we've had many nubins join but still no leaks so i guess he knows how to pick em
>>555129917Just checked their adventurer plate, Tzera is face 2.
>anon will see someone wear sportswear>thinks of black dicknice self report
>>555133092Anti-sexy.
>>555133007Leaker doesn't have anyone to falseflag after like 6 people got kicked last time
>>555133092
>>555133092Absolutely no ass.
A hrothgar put his mouth around my femlala’s neck and she went limp like a captured rabbit
This is why moonies need to go.
>>555132698one of the paglth'an tops with ravel keeper for the rest (also with no panties)
>>555133152who are the leakers
Should my femlala go get a breakfast burger
>>555132504her gimmick is being ambassador to a tribe of ravas
>>555133193Moonies to the moon!
>>555133284Ya
>>555133152here, have a leak, fresh from the tap
>>555133321
I amA crystal femlalathat puts chilipowder and cumin in her canned chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs you should too, its pretty good
>>555133007>>555133152there's nothing worth leaking, it's just bad porn and the occasional pf
>>555133368Stop putting cum in your canned pasta you fucking freak
>>555133351This fucking SUCKS.
Still think it's funny that Appal used Kong as a free carry because he knew Kong liked him
anyone on crystal need/want a stack of Harmony Potions, idk why I crafted so many
>>555133167sex
>>555130884sure, but this isn't SB or SHB anymore, when a great DPS could make a huge differencein the current meta, the gap between an excellent DPS and a mediocre one is much smaller, so support jobs with shitty uptime make a bigger differencetake M11S, where BLM is the #1 rDPS job and #2 for cDPSif you look at the actual numbers, a geared up 95 parse BLM fucking shit up does 10% more DPS (~4k) than a 20(!) parse MNK, which in a 10min kill, adds up to 2.5M DPS across the entire fightmeanwhile, if you look at a 20 x 95 percentile healer (any of them), the difference is around 3k DPS, or roughly 2M DPS total in a 10min kill (more if they have buffs)and that's just damage, add the healing, mit checks, doing their own mechanics, raising people, and all that, and the difference between a bad and a great healer is bigger and much more important for a cleartl;dr: the anon was right, and a good SCH is a game changeryour 50 parse SAM or 80 parse VPR? not really
>>555133252kong unironically
>>555133351Search Kong or Effy post results
>>555131716let me guess the AST face wasn't getting hard focused 24/7 and you lost?
>>555133456Those are the Eureka Elemental XP pots, right?
>>5551220251>2>7> the rest
>>555132325i can't tell if these posts are a bit or if you're actually this critically self unawareeither way it's always amusing
>>555133449I think it's funny that Kong is a more respectable individual than Appal
>>555133416no not cum, cuminits a musky spice that gives chili its "chili" flavor
>>555133698tell your boyfriend to wash his balls and the cum won't be so musky
the fiddie council finds you guilty.you are sentenced to a decade of hard labor
>>555133681They're equally shit for different reasons, a common trend among posters here.
>>555133602+10% Elemental EXP for 90m, yeahThey boost Pagos Light gains by 10% too
>>555133762Mmmm nyo
>>555132827
>>555133586here you go, first result for kong
>>555130662The average WHM is subhuman and should be subjected to public humiliation
>>555133803>Non leaksBoring
the moonie tribal council sentences you to breeding dutyyou WILL strengthen the tribes numbers
>>555133848Stop I'll cum...
>>555132325>hey can i have a feint/addle here? im struggling a bit to cover that and i'd need your help>sure man, i dont play healer so thanks for mentioning ityeah communicating with people is so hard
Hello can we post some moonies next thread thank you very much
>>555134000
>>555133887Perfect! I'll make autism powered mega retard moonies!
>>555134000No, we’re posting fiddies next thread. Sorry.
>>555134019I said next thread dumb moonie
>>555134135sorry........
lollmao
>>555133940the amount of times i have asked a melee for a feitn on something, gotten "yeah ill save feint for that" only to see feint on something that isnt even reduced by single target mits is staggering
>>555133546I fucking hate what they did to jobs in this game
>>55512580810 CLEARS, 67 (haha) would be kino but not on a plane man i just wanna eat my airplane food
It's 2026 and I still have to hear about fucking Kong and Appal. How do we even have time to shit on new ebins when the old ones never leave?
>>555134231FEINT MENTIONED????????
"can sombody post moonies next thread"="im going to post my own moonie off cooldown to try to make it the first moonie in the thread so I can get a lot of (you)s"
>>555134356Yes. Get over it.
>>555134309The nubins are fine desu
>>555134241yeah it's pretty lame and gay these days
>reaper joins my m11s enrage partyShould I just kick them now and save everyone some time?
someone once complimented by feint timing in MSQ roulette and i wasn't sure if they were taking the piss out of me
>>555134231i'm busy being the protagonist, stick to doing your job sissy
>>555134356I just like seeing moonies your turd burglar
>>555134413if it's an any chest yeah and then ill take his spot
we either increase vpr damage or we give them their own defensive
>>555134413Use it to practice mechanics first, then after 4 pulls, kick.
>>555134309Some old has-been has been trying to schizo other old has-beens for the last few weeks without saying their names and I think that's infinitely more entertaining
>>555133762heh.im hard alright, but the only ones that are gonna be laboring is the fiddie council, get it??
>>555134487MEANWHILE, in MNK universe>90 second party wide heal increase>120 second personal mit + heal + party heal>and a raid buffi simply dont understand job balance even when they all play the exact same
Why does atma buster hate kong?
>>555134487how about we delete the class im tired of default job gear vipers joining my queue's and wiping like they are taking a shit this content is multiple expansions old HOW are you dying...
>>555134487they should just remove honed fangs/reavers and buff everything else
>>555133940In PF I've had people outright refusing to use feint or addle and told me to just shield more instead.It's kinda why SE had to take away aggro management from the game honestly, even back in HW you had BLM or BRD who didn't want to use Quelling Strikes.Shit, I remember fight starting just because of Diversion in SB.
Fishras
>>555134623Why do you fucking care?
>>555134413Yes
>>555134623Well read the chat logs right there, retard
>>555134623Get new content retard
>>555134231haha yeah I know what you mean, those crazy melee dps! boy I tell you what... BTW, what doesn't get reduced by single target mits again?
Fiddies!!!!!!!!
I unironically miss Ippiki so fucking muchhe knew how to herd a bunch of spergs.
>>555134487idk how SAM gets to have the best defensive of any melee, but VPR gets nothing at all, it's wild
>>555134623The more someone ERPs here, the more retarded they are I am noticing.
>>555134676>BTW, what doesn't get reduced by single target mits again?It's pretty much random, you just have to put it on stuff and then see in the logs or death recap if it actually reduced the damage or not.
>>555134720True!!!!!
>>555134558i feel powerful whenever this happens to melike my name is a foul curse that kills whoever says it
>>555134616VPR is the SMN of melee. It’s supposed to suck.
>>555134730>15 second cd 10% that heals you and is also a dps increasethey gave samurai a god damn tank mit and viper nothing
>>555134623Looks like you answered your question in the image posted!
>Join arena splits group>We get it first try>Weapon meme over and overBleh.We go again.
>>555134648
guys how do i convince my static lead to not do static ecliptic
>>555134637>In PF I've had people outright refusing to use feint or addle and told me to just shield more instead.you guys really need to grow a spine and make people understand that it's a group effort and that dps have to pull their fucking weight tooa melee that doesnt press addle is the same as a tank that doesnt mit a tb or, unironically, a healer that doesnt use ogcd heals/mits
>>555134883sir you're R2 it literally doesn't matter for you
>>555134648my femlala does this
Can we get more meena posts in the next thread?
>>555134942Prove it..
>>555134623Atma is a top three xivg faggot though
>>555134883Why do you want to? You're in a static. You can handle more moving parts to compensate a better uptime for melee. Stand in the center of your tower like a good little bitch.
>>555134616The balance is that MNK will literally pull their own hair out stressing over uptime because they have no spammable ranged attack
>>555134558i'm not THAT old of a has-been but someone from here unironically tried to pull a "he did this several years ago" on me (which was also false btw) which made me laugh
>>555134676Because this game is designed by retarded japs, you cannot know without looking through logs. Generally though anything that comes from boss, even if there is no cast bar (which means you're kinda guessing if it's actually coming from the boss) is going to be reduced by targeted mit and anything coming from separate entities, like say clones boss creates, will not.Then there are absolute retard moments like FRU where two bosses have the same castbar but only one of them actually does the damage.
>>555134883you /pet my fiddie ingame, it won't solve the problem but it will improve my day slightly
>>555134623We need to poll every ebin to make sure they like Kong! This is a pro-Kong general!
>>555134487VPR had its time in the limelight, now it's on the way to the cuckshed like RPR>>555134623if you don't, there's something wrong with you
>>555134623Hes right but hes also guilty of it too
>>555133659my groups this expac have been fine and I have very little complaints at all, I'm speaking from past experience of nightmare groups and pf, I know you'll cherry pick whatever's convenient to your narrative regardless even though you've seen more than enough evidence I actually do press my healing buttons :)>>555133775everyone ever is shitty, you can find something to criticize about literally anyone if you try hard enough and you're right in that you don't have to try very hard with a good chunk of people here but I'm ngl I'd rather play with the guy calling me a pedo to my face than the one pussy footing about being seen doing content with me because he just took a hit to his threadcred>>555133940I did explicitly say it isn't always the case and that you can talk things out with your groups, the default state of mind players come to though is to immediately blame the shield healer for any wipes to damage without so much as checking if the shield healer actually put up shields and mitigations
>>555134648Glub!
>>555134883What's wrong with static ecliptic?
>>555134995Who are the other two?
>dancer choosing the reaper over samuraidoes reaper actually do good damage at 100 if you can tank how fucking ass it feels
>>555134623Atma says or does whatever they think will get them the most attention and approval from the thread and the people they surround themselves with. Kong is an irredeemable nigger who schizos, goons, and cheats while puffing himself up like he's actually done something worthy of praise but Atma is a suicide-baiting tranny who schizos and shitposts anyone they think is taking attention away from them and acts like a professional victim when told to fuck off and stop trying to manipulate people into feeling sorry for them.
>>555135110please be me please be me please be me
>>555135176no it's also one of the lowest dps
>>555135176No that dancer is just retarded. A samurai properly putting their entire burst into devilment will be more rdps gain than any other dps
Evens do more M11S prog nowOdds do it later tonight
>>555135176lowest damage except for phys ranged iirc
>>555132407Last night was pretty fun with all the HUH and WHAT posting...
>>555134487>>555134616The most outrageous is SAM honestly.>Tengentsu>15sec CD>10% mit for 4sec>If hit during those 4 sec, get a 600 potency hot and another 10% mit for 9sec>Also give 10 kenki because why the fuck notI really hope VPR doesn't get the NIN treatment in term of personal defensive...
appal is an unironic tranny chaser looking to get likeminded trannies in his goon circle so he can ghost them three months later when they're no longer relevantkong is an obsessive sperg with a tendency to be an ass to his "friends" only to have troll's remorse two months later then hold a grudge schizopost his former friends when he is told to fuck off by the people he wronged pick your poison
>>555135176its more to do with the fact reaper doesnt get as many gcds out which fucks the dancer's generation
>>555134852Go help your father, bitch.
>>555134883>ranged players when they're forced to do a mechanic
Good morning it's sunnie sunday
Damn this Yzilmi is going off.
>>555135497Incorrect.
>>555135350I'm already Chaser
>>555135497may i plap?
>>555135350>nice to you for 3 months and then the rest of your life you're irrelevant to him and tossed to the side>mean to you for 3 months (if you're unlucky) and then the rest of your life he's probably chill with youmathematically speaking kong is the better choice here and the much more valuable friend
>>555135350Which do you prefer?
>>555135574I choose the secret third thing and ignore both of them.
>>555134883just swap to standard for a moment on orbital > ecliptic and you should be fine for movement + slidecasts, i think
>>555135019Six-sided Star and Meditation is MNK ranged attack nigga.
>>555135350appal will be nice to you but only if he doesnt see you as competition for his latest grown man or woman or tranny crush
>>555135350kong
>>555135176>femra image>gold tier ragebait responsebrother is a competitive ragebaiter
>>555135602I'm a proud kongmarine
the moonie spots you
>try forked tower blood>make a few mistakes>can't get raised againit hurts being new to content
>>555135215i highly doubt atma is capable of schizoing someone
>>555135713its literally not ragebait adding san doria to alliance roulettes opened the flood gates...
>>555134793I love fiddies!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>555135497password: udders
I wanted to gpose a bunch of garlean futas gangbanging an ala mhigan but I just got bored of it mid way
>>555135760I threaten to make her take a bath
>>555135541>01/25/26(Sun)12:03:39 No.555135541>>>555135497 (You) #>Incorrect.huh>>555135560You may get plapped>>555135845What does this unlock?
>>555134939i could be doing nothing in the middle but i think its a worse strat, just do the normal one its easier>>555135027i'll /pet your fiddie metaphysically since crystal is closed>>555135105complicates it for no reason>>555135475listening to meleeoids is what got PF hardstuck at M10/11 though>>555135652i don't care about moving, in fact they want me inside to not do anything because i pump but i think the strat is just worse objectively
>>555135703Not really, from my experience he was a two faced cunt if I turned him down even gently
>>555136000Yes, I replied to two people with the same response. Write a book about it.
hold the burst!HOLD THE BURST!
>>555136027being dogshit at the game is what got people stuck, not doing the objectively correct strat for the mechanic
>>555136000>What does this unlock?bigger boobas
i used samurai's LB correctly a few days go and im still riding the high of instagibbing 3 people at once.it will never happen again and im okay with that.
>>555136102>*leave static*
>>555136027it's objectively worse because the 2 ranged/healers have to spend the 10 seconds before ecliptic actually starts where they're doing nothing to decide if they're cw or ccw?
>>555136235>>555136235>>555136235
>>555136048Are you on your period?>>555136165Hmm I think I will save that for later
>>555129193What plugin
>>555136146you can clear with dogshit players (emphasis on CLEAR) if you do safer strats like fire baiting on markers instead of """"better""""snaking and the easy dodge for orbital instead of the uptime one, it's what the world proggers did>>555136253yeah as opposed to just going to your towers when they come up
>>555135215This kind of looks liek a miera
>>555136027>worse objectivelyIt avoids melee downtime and the awkward position sorting for fireballs, your opinion makes no sense at all yet you use the word "objectively." Explain yourself, fool.
>>555136545i cleared this fight day 2 with dogshit strats, that does not mean those strats are good or even wp strats being good in the first placefixed/uptime/whatever the fuck people call it is objectively better because every single baiter spot is assigned the moment aoe baits go off instead of using eyes or whatever people were doing in pf week 1if you cannot do snake prio after it being standard way of resolving mechanics for 3 years now you belong in extremes not in savage
>>555136643i said why already, there's less thinking involved for an already easy mech with the normal strat and fireballs isn't an issue as long as people know what they're doing. personal anecdote but i never see people double bait 2 way it unless they died shortly before or something>>555136760i also did it week 1 though, and if you wanna bring PF into this it exemplifies my point even further. a simple "just move bro" strat getting overcomplicated like this is HANDCRAFTED for wiping PFs
>>555137397this isn't overcomplicating, this is a basic snake prio. again, if you cannot do 4 person snake prio with ~20 seconds of leeway and time to think you do not belong in savage.also day 1/w1 orbital omen was abysmal dogshit compared to the braindead dodge people figured out week 2
