Previous: >>555106713>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>555135041I'm having trouble believing the strongest late surger in the world is a 14.9k special week
this has to be the worst legend race yet
What sort of statline are you guys aiming for? Is 1200/x/1200/x/900 enough? Is the turf spark a dealbraker?
Pls run this uma
sorry danchou I've been slacking off these last few days due to earth GW but now that nm250 is on I will start doing my sprint teamumatism WILL end in tier A
>>555134158>i cant do biko and riko >i have 0lb riko ssr and 0 lb riko r and zero bikoWhat the fuck are you talking about?https://litter.catbox.moe/dwc570.mp4
ace on my face
>>5551353951200x1000x1200nah
Round 2 will be better
literally fucking how?
Confess your sins, /uma/.
consider Kris S
>>555135678if you get blocked you get blocked
>>555135435Good luck in GW. Let's carry Umatism to A together.
>>555135690i've never jorked it to any umas and i find the idea wholly unappealing.
>>555135435imagine grinding for gay earth GW I still am because I like my danchou though
I want to rape Kitapits Black
this jig picture was incredible cute
>>555135569Are you doing 2spd/4wit or just highrolling to max wit?
>>555135678Mambo spotted!!
>>555135690i hate this game
She is the best.
>>555135848shut up mambo>>555135864basedme too
>>555135690I think Kitasan Black is a boring character
>>555135662
>>555135357How come
>>555135678Mambo!!
>>555135935
>>555135690i samefag myself here once in a while if my posts don't gain any traction
where's the botlocaust i was promised?????
>>555135690i pulled for creek without 30k and had to piggy just to spark my only copy
>>555135690I dont hate Neitcha
>>555135690i didn't find umas sexually arousing until global launch
>>5551358472spd/3wit/rikoidc if i dont cap, 1100 is good enough but i prio it over power
>>555136024Happy birthday anon
i'm still confused about mantwhat decks will we have? i know race bonus will matter a lot but will kitasan really be as useless as some say?
Another pair of shoes for the collection
Wait what the fuck?This pull had the whole fanfare with the director, why was it a dupe?Also why is it always fucking Curren? Fucking three more dupes away from 5*. I don't even have my favorite's alt at 5*
>>555135690I've been only doing 3 runs per day
the other hand, i got 3LB tazuna, so...win?
>>555136251director just means that you got a 3-starnothing more
>not a single Sprint boostwell that's an instantly bricked run, guess I'm turning this into a parent
>>555135957i love grass wonder and i hate seeing her eat shit 3 races in a row
>>555136251The director lies sometimes tooI've gotten an oguri cap dupe on a director appearance
>>555135690my danchou is pretending he's on a big adventure so that he doesn't have to play the game or do his job
>>555135690Today's Brian related dream was me being kissed by her twice while being pinned down in the grass. When I told her that someone might spot us she only replied with "Let them". This is the second time she's shown up in my dreams and both were quite intimate.
>>555136050Botodomor soon.>>555136139I see. Wit has been unreliable for me in earlier CMs so I take power over wit but might try to balance them for capricorn.
Greetings Trainers I am looking for a pink hair gi- I mean Umamusume. This timeline sure is strange haha.
>>555136251Onii-chan sugoooi~ kyahaha
>>555136370lolWhich club
>>555136251happened to me as wellfuck this game fuck japan fuck jews fuck luck
>>555135789I'm not that much of a tryhard, but honors are inflated as fuck right now due to the boss not having stuff like reflect or charm so I have to fight for top 100k this time
>>555136193nice try
>>555136514you already know
>>555136370Mambro...
>>555136514everytime somebody says something that makes a danchou look bad it's the Mambo danchou
FALCO AND CURREN ARE NOT ENEMIESTHEY ARE FRIENDS WHO LOVE AND SUPPORT EACH OTHERKYUN KYUN DE IKUYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>555136370That's not a confession
>>555135690I really hate that we can’t call out le wholesome club’s botting dancho
>>555136628Falco hates CurrenAnd Curren wants to sexually assault Falco
>>555135690i’m still botting parent runs, i tried to do it manually after the announcement but it’s just too boring…
>>555136325you're starting with sprint C, are you mad? just get 10 sprint sparks
>>555135690i still didnt reached a single S rank
Ass Wonder...
>>555136682i hate my danchou so much
>>555136797Mambro...
>>555136693I don't see le wholesome on the rentry
>>555136202race bonus threshold is 35% for +4 after a win instead of +350% for +3 after 2nd place instead of +2not sure why 50% is the target, or if a high enough bonus lets you get +5 after a winanyway people say kitasan's 5% race bonus means you need to have a 15% race bonus card to run her but that doesn't make sense since there are lots of 10% race bonus cards and you have 6 card slots...
>>555135690I did a bit of tax evasion last year
Umamusume: Pretty Derby is widely criticized for having one of the most punishing gacha systems, often described as a "spark or bust" nightmare requiring 200 pulls for a guarantee. The system is stingy with currency, features low-rate, split banners for both characters and crucial, necessary support cards, and demands massive, expensive time investments, making it feel like a "second job". Here are the specific reasons Umamusume is considered to have the worst kind of gacha:"Spark or Bust" System: The pity system (spark) requires 200 pulls (60,000 carrots) to guarantee a character, which is a high bar compared to many other games. If a player fails to reach 200, they may get nothing, and the game does not have a "soft pity" where rates increase the more you pull.Dual Gacha Reliance: Players must pull for both the characters (Uma Musume) and the Support Cards. Support cards are essential for training; a character is often useless without high-level support cards (MLB - Max Limit Break), requiring multiple copies of the same card.Low Rates and Dupes: The rates for top-tier cards and characters are notoriously low. Furthermore, getting duplicate (dupe) characters provides limited value, often resulting in "star pieces" that are not very useful.Extreme Grind and Cost: The game is described as a "miserable grind" that rewards luck over skill, often requiring thousands of dollars or immense time investment to compete.No Limited Characters (JP Version): While not having limited characters sounds good, it means there is no "rate-up" focus, making it even harder to pull a specific desired character from the massive, ever-expanding pool.
>>555136202wait for witgod video on it
>>555136740Cheval is a big girl
race bonus for MANT feels like memeryarent the biggest gains just gained from the shop items and high level training facilities
>>555136962>>555136962>>555136962>>555136962
>>555136716unironically the best i can do is 8
umas who say that they are ready for anal but then proceed to shit all over the place?
>>555136938low rates?in what world is 3% a low rate>but but rate upexcuses
>>555136994>>555137003What
>>555136202>>555136841i guess maybe the base stat gains are different for MANT? there's no clear answer for why 50% is the target and not 35% or the next threshold after that, people just seem to parrot itthe other reason kita isn't as good in MANT is because you can reroll trainings so speciality priority is less important
>>555136994>>555137003
>>555137079curry chan.
>>55513693830,000 caratsnot 60,000
My uma found the trainee shoe collection
>>555136962bokumankos have the biggest breasts
>>555135690My like/dislike for an uma is decided how well my recent careers have gone with them. I quite like Mayo, but her parent runs are hellish, she just inexplicably jobs races she has no business losing.
what the fuck is wrong with this 4 eye shit she loses too many races
>>555137149>Not tipping the publisher and the payment processor
>>555137128>>555137128>>555137128>>555137128
>>555137128Lurk more sweetheart
COMPLETE HARIKITTE IKOU DOMINATION>>555135109PITASAN BLACK RERO RERO
>>555137203>pace>600 stam>no skills
>>555135690bourbon was the uma i got with the random 3 star voucher, and i still haven't played her career
>>555135690pretending the umas are in love with you or pushing for storylines like those is disguting and cringe.the trainer is an ojisan on his 30s, the umas are literal teens. The game doesn't need that shit. The umas being cute and doing their own thing is good enough, we don't need cringe self insert romance
>>555137203I feel like long paces are the most rng dependent for stamsometimes they gas out other times they win by distance
GIB ME A FUCKING SPRINT PARENT YOU STUPID JAPANESE SLOT MACHINE FUCK
>>555137203She gassed out, but some skills you fool
>>555137016are you borrowing mummy creek?
>>555137227OH FOUR YOU
>>555135678Late start into rushed into brocked into kidnapped into brocked into losing a guts duel, true combo.
>>555135946In my past 3 CM Finals, AKA all the Unity Cup CM's, the winner was the uma who proc'd NSM instantly.
>>555137203New trainer thinks he deserves to win Haruten
Just had a funny race in an 9 end closer lobby, Maya promoted thanks to Uma stan and won by 7 lenghts>>555137158Use her as a pace and buy nimble navigator
>>555137282500 is enough to win tss and if you don’t it’s because the career seed is bad
>>555137203>The stamina check race.>No stamina skills.I wonder why...
>>555136509>HiyahSOVLLESS
>>555137282>>555137363you dont need skills in career to wini always get them at the end with hint discount
>>555137340lmao gay
How'd >we do on our SATs? Are >we going to Honse Harvard?
>>555136202>>555136841>>555137136You want a high RB for the skill points. Maxxing a stat is secondary to getting a fuckload of accels and/or midrace velocities.
>>555137492Okay retard.
>>555137340That's not a confession
>>555137203>600>no recovery>pace>Late A was RIGHT THEREThat one is entirely on you. Toreina issue.
>>555137563so 50% is actually completely arbitrary and it's really just more is better?
noob hours. queue now.
>>555137467>>555137580retard
>>555137545perfect 5/7I bought everything up to taiki shuttle pieces and then ulala pieces with the leftover points
Mambo!
ah crapI still need 2 more copies of this
>>555137436ok i will try
>>555137702Matikanetannhäuser love
>>555137664k
>>555135678I saw you last thread but was busy, an anon in a previous thread did pretty good with her with a highroll on this build, sub in your 0LB Riko and you'll do fine. They took 8* sta 9* power but you might need to take more stamina to compensate for Riko
>>555137514lmao pedo
is maeno still the card to borrow for front runner parents or should i grab suzuka?
>>555137651I'd say yes since a highroll will have a fast learner from the shop. Might actually form my own opinion when it comes out but right now I'd be cautious about gaslights.
>>555137545MIT actually.
>Finally making a good ace with 1k power>Final unity race>Only my ace won with 5 double circlesDid Cyjews up the difficulty on Unity races?
>>555137863PTO is a lot harder to come across. I still borrow her. If you want Suzuka hints just use welfare stam Suzie.
>>555136897>I didn't feed the leviathanHe asked for sins, not good deeds.
>>555137926get a job, loser
i didn't get into group A
>>555137926Based. I'll come visit you during breaks, we'll be near each other anyways.
>>555137994post your team
>>555137340Being gay is a sin.
>>555137968cheers
>>555138050bakushin armpit spotted
>>555137994F. I had 5 lobbies in a row where nobody had a single stat above 1000. You got extremely unlucky with matchmaking.Or your team are fuckin skrubs.
we umamusume have NO limits
What's VF gonna have a meltie about this CM finals?
>>555138069your team
>>555137863Falco if you're doing the GW grindIf you want frontrunner hints then the welfare speed suzukaIf it's a parent run you can probably skip wit bourbon because you're running her on your ace anyways and early lead barely costs anything + her hints are dogshit and lv1akebono+kawakami give you the gold for the positioning combo which makes it more likely for you to get the white sparkbut yeah if you don't care about that or have been daily pulling just use Yaeno
>>555138165
>>555138115Cheers! Also I forgor I think the new story speed Suzuka ACTUALLY gives hints. The gacha SSR Speed and the welfare stam both only give bullshit +1. So get those club points ready and buy her toreina-san.Why does Suzuka always look moist in the card art? Go look at both speed cards. She's MOIST.
>>555137340trvkeonly good nonce is a dead nonce
>>555136325>C SprintIt sucks, but as someone who's running a different F sprint uma it's Christmas Biwa put in the grind to start with 10* sprint, it'll make your life a ton easier. Use Air Groove or Taiki as the main parent for extra compatibility and then kidnap a 3* sprint for a grandparent, if you can get 5* you should be able to match it with a 5* borrow to make 10. If you have a 2* sprint already you can aim for Turf on the main parent for an extra boost in getting Turf S by putting all the sprint sparks on the grandparents.
Do I need to do optional sprint races when doing sprint parents?
>>555137340as someone who used to coach teenage athletes it's realistic for them to have crushes but obviously in real life it's creepy to encourage it and very illegal to act on it
>>555138185Runs against someone called "you didn't win" who's running rank D umas
>>555137664no they're right. TSS "needs" like 1600 stam to full spurt, before diminishing returns. With career boost you only have 1000. Creek may only have 800 but she has a 7.5% heal as her unique and a kit of 3 more heals. She functionally has 1350 stam to your 1000, so even with shittier every other stat, her spurt still matched yours.It sucks. it's a shitty pill to swallow. But if you're planning on buying a gold recovery for the build you're going for, you should just make a habbit of buying it before Kikuka Sho / TSS if you feel that you need the win and not just the clear.
>>555138209this is why you lost you unfunny cunt I hope you never make it to group A ever again
>>555138287i have falco lb0 so i’m using her for the groundwork hint>>555138343haven’t watched the story yet, unfortunately!
>Pedophilia is le bad because.. it just is okay!
>>555138402you need to do at least 1 to get a chance at a sprint spark iirc
Does anyone have the future meta cards lists?
>>555137364yeah 8* power with 3* sprint. I've got my own Taiki with a 5* sprint, and 5* pow 1* stamina and I wasn't sure if sacrificing power for higher Sprint sparks was worth it
>>555137340>the trainer is an ojisan on his 30sThat's literally not the case, also I'm 20 and I don't want to self insert as an unc
>>555138561it’s a mental illness just like being homosexual, transexual or wanting to fuck animals
what skills do i give biwa for sagitarus now?
>>555137545Aced all the tests. Cleared the carats, shards, tickets, and star pieces, bought 69/100 suppoto pointo.
sorry but if you start playing umamusume, you start becoming fat, bald and ugly old man
wife groove
Thoughts?
I have terabytes of FP and I won't share any
Hello and good night friends! Snow clean up!!!
guess im a pedophile huh
>>555138763based
>>555138753She's underage you sick fuck
>>555138732>fat>uglyWhen does the balding start?
Unc crashin out because Big E didn't give him an invite
I'm ready for sprint CM
>>555138753not a fan of AI
Hi guys can I have a (You)?
I'm tired of training oguri crap...
>there exists a sizeable portion of the audience that unironically read the stories and become invested in the characters
>>555138887we call him the big stein unc get with the timesI bet you don't even call tung tung tung sahur triple T
>>555138867why is she at summer camp before her debut
>>555138732Being fat is a choice, just start training while listening to Girls' Legend U and Ms. Victoria and you'll never be fat.
>>555138402I like taking the Sprinter's Stakes, there's no other G1s on that turn or the next and it's bonus affinity/G1 spark chance if you win. You don't need any sprint races to get the spark though, that's just a roll on every affinity that's at least an A at the end.
>>555138950nyes...
>>555139012Steiun Sky doesn't fuck fillies...
>>555139012>Big steinJust say you don't know him like that
>>555138343How many Club Points do I need to save for the anniversary?
>>555139103
i want to fuck umamusume
FUCKK
>5 runs>thats like 3 hours of dailies>cant go to the gym anymore>in a few days half TP eventIts so fucking over...
>>555138993YesGlory to Tamamo Cross
>>555137340>30sJust like how some individuals can graduate and secure their future in their 20s, an aspiring trainer-san can become a trainer in the same age range if they put their mind to it. Obviously most of them are probably in their 30s or even 40s but its silly to believe younger trainers don't exist.
I still don't have a 9* stamina parent.
>>555139248Thanks. I'll buy welfare Suzuka No.2 then
>>555139248Do people really by those gold SR tickets
>>555138778good night tsuyobaby
bwos....why won't tama-chan come home...
>>555136841>>555137651Twinkle star climax (basically MANT ura finals) is +6 all stats comparing 50 rb to 70 rb, and you get like +2 stats per optional race so it's in the ballpark of 100 stats over the course of the run, alongside a couple hundred SP. https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/199209050850761650.html has thresholds, when it mentions horseshoe hammer in the tables that's a shop item you'll try to bring to each twinkle star race, and occasionally might blow one on a G1 too.
>>555139529>wasting rolls on a dumb stupid piece of ugly annoying shitkys
>>555139303Do your runs AT the gym.
>>555139276>>555138730>Told to borrow Biko>"I cannae do that, massa">Borrows Fine Motion despite having a perfectly usable 1LB one>asks for help with skills>Ignored or people don't bother because he didn't even list his fucking stats nor did he listen the cards he should be using in the first place>buys double circle skills despite having a bunch of better stuff to buygoodbye to B finals!
>>555139627
>>555139408no one cares about blues. common sparks are all that matter.
>>555139529She's an end closer
>>555139529Clearly you don't want her hard enough
cygamesGPT generate me an ugly uma who's no one's favorite yet people pretend to like her to feel different>generating :robot:>12%... 40%... 67%... >your umamusume character is: Mejiro Ryan
>>555139529rolled for 150 and didn't get her... maybe she wants me to be as poor as her too...
>>555139484It's not like you have other things to spend FP on. Might as well gamble.
if Tracen really is a high school + college mix then there's a chance Maru is older than me and I think that's really hot
Girls, we don't need more stamina...
>>555139754Maruzensky is 56 years old
>>555139484>ugh do people... really buy... make debut gold SR tickets... with currency that would otherwise do jackshitummmmmmmmm yeah? what kind of answer were you expecting there?
If you can't even pull 20m fans in a month then you don't deserve A+ gibs
>>555138942This artist is too autistic to be an AI Sloper.
Which Uma can I manage to rape by manipulation since I can't do it physically?
>>555139303by me
>>555139641>Ignoredno one help thoand whats wrong with double circle skills?
>>555138392I might do this for Rice. I did it months ago to earn all the sprint trophies. It's just such a fucking nightmare on rice specifically becuase she has to overstam so fucking much to survive the mandatory TSS 1st place.She has E sprint though, just enough to spark A without needing inspirations.
>>555139913>A+>20mif you're not hitting a 1m/day average in an A+ club then you're a leech.
>>555139947Jordan
>>555139719>50 pulls leftboy do i have some good news for you
>>555139947
>>555139276>>555138730Bro you need NSM or at least nimble, also don't double circle unless you really don't have other choices, they're bad value
>>555140008check the end of last thread, I gave my opinion on cards
>>555137340
>>555139913I agree mambro
>>555140124succubus
>because the truth is that I love that you became unable to runMeisho Doto is a villainDon't believe her lies
>>555140196why is her navel irritated?
>>555140008>and whats wrong with double circle skills?For greens the first circle is 90 points for +40 speed second one is 110 (200 total) points for +60 speedFor velocity it's 130/0.15 then 270/0.25
>>555139627dyont say that....
Toreina, Leave Goldshitters to me.
Is self inserting a west only problem, if you can call it that, or do the nips complain about it too?I always assume they don't, at least not nearly as much considering the amount of self inserting stuff they make but you never know.
>>555140031I agree, but by that metric we'd lose half the club
>>555135235
DANCHOOOOOOOUUUUU
>>555140295>he doesn't nakadashi his trainee's navel
>>555135690I've foolishly qualified for group A again.
>>555140489surely he is getting kicked on the 1st...
>>555137313You should, she is a good girl.
>>55514053734 days
>>555140537THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>555140531This only matters on round 2. Not qualifying for group A in round 1 will simply kill your CM entirely
>>555140369
>>555140295From repeated kissing and licking
>Discussion goes back to browns obsessing over monthly carat income from clubs
>>555140409Self inserters from the west have the potential to become really annoying fags if they don't get pandered enough. You already have anons /here/ that skip event stories because trainer-san has no involvement in them.
>>555140130what is nsm and how to get nimble>>555140138like this?
>>5551356909/30 of my /uma/ club members are discordfags who don't even know /uma/ existsI made them put /uma/ in their bio in case some autist decides to play detective
>>555140726Palmer, lend me some money
>>555140821GET RIKO TO 30 YOU HAVE THE MONEY FOR IT
>>555140873The top earner in my club doesn't have /uma/ in his bio. Don't tell me...
HOEEEH?!she came in 4th
>>555140923yeah yeah but i didnt want to do it if this will not workyou sure i can get rushing gale with 0lb?
>>555139484>buyThey're free
>>555141023>oguri and sky in the backgroundthat whore umadol is a happiness leech
why is golshi in every story despite not doing anythingdoes she get her own dedicated chapter at some point? the real golshi had a pretty sick career right?
>>555135690I still have yet to goon to any umamusume fanarts despite all the pornposting in here
>activated like 15 bubbles before final unity>+50 bonus stats>bitches loses 2-3I hate this dogshit game.
>>55514040990% of jp fanart with trainers in them are self inserts
>>555135690I have very very rarely gone to the full 3 borrows a day and with the recent change im probably never draining all daily borrows ever againDespite this, i've won 5 Platinums in a row
>>555141168Face of the franchise
>want to pull for Tama>too brokeSeems fitting
>>555141096Wouldn’t it be considered illegal to have this kind of photos of your trainee on your phone?
>>555141048Yes, the SSR gives you Rushing Gale regardless of it's level.You're running a pal card, Riko, to get more stamina and to skip turns while keeping your mood and energy up, not for Rushing Gale (which isn't a good skill for this CM)
>>555141168golshi game golshi story
>>555140827MEET ME IRL.
She got BROCKED?!?! HOW!?!?
>Tama gets special events for each of the classic triple crown>but no special event for winning them allWhat a rip off
which uma has the biggest shits
>>555141048Do you have MLB R Riko? It's better than 0LB SSR Riko
reminder that shichi is a bitch
>>555141221>>555141285right but i wanna see her do stuff!!!
>Snapped back to reality and realized that I posted absolute shit in the club chat...Owari da... I'm not drinking again for a week at least....
>>555141356
oh I self insert alright
>>555141418we know, she is a woman
>>555135690There's a woman I have to speak to at work from time to time and I make sure I'm halfway there whenever I have to get ready to speak to her on the phone and do it before I have to speak to her and never wash my hands for when we shake hands
>>555141356hishibono
>>555141168Her own dedicated chapter is all the v-tuber shit inbetween when the show broadcasted for the first time and when the game actually released
>>555135690
>>555135690I come off as really autistic in the club chat and don't want my club mates to resent me for it
>>555141527
>>555141369no R is also at 0>>555141280ok i am doing it> skip turns wdym by that?and is the rest of the cards fine?
>>555141457w-who am I supposed to self insert as...
>>555141612Mambro...
like this, but with pink sparks?
>>555141418>relentlessly stalk an underage student who on multiple occasions has told you she wants nothing do to with you>she understandably gets cross with you>wow what a bitch i can’t believe she would say this to mewhat’s this phenotype called
>>555135690I've purposely mad umas lose just to watch them cry. Haru especially.
>>555141747cute
>>555141610I also love NTR
>>555141624>> skip turns >wdym by that?if the turn is bad for stat gain or races then you go out with a woman for +30 energygo watch a youtube video about the game
>>555141803enjoy waiting over a year
I'm pretty sure i built a decent XOguri but she's still only equal if not slightly under my Libra Golshi Hmm..
>>555141527based
>>555141836sex with baka trio
>>555141862
>all three aces are dueling each other and in a line at first placeMy penis.
>>555135690I like both self-insert and yuri.
>>555141527you were supposed to attach a teio picture to this post
>>555141967
Don't act like you've never rubbed you dick before you had to shake hands with a woman. Or used her hand sweat to jack off before.Women love that.
>>555140793most if not all story events are boring as fuck despite being full of so random xD moments so I don't mind people skipping them
more like special needs
>>555142138I have literally never done this, what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>555142138Of course not. I hate 3D women.
Now That's White Jobber!
If you're a top 5 fan earner in Mambo right now I will pay you $50 to leave your club, if you're top 1 I will pay you $100.
>>555142030
>>555142273How to redeem
>>555142273That's not even a full spark.
i thought suzuka was aloof but it turns out she’s just borderline retardedsomehow this is even better, bravo cygames
grass stinks
>>555135690I'm tired of the grinding, I only play because I don't want to get kicked from my club.
>>555142383she has the true oonige autism
>>555141527women can smell cum from meters away bro, she knows you're a dirty fuck
>>555142235If a girl is flirty with you and you tell her that, she'll get turned on. They secretly love that shit.
>>555142429join mambo and you won't even have to do that
Four days
>>555142392mine jobbed to Seiun Sky in her own legend race LMAO
I still don't know what to do with this dumb thing,
Here's a question for ya, when was the last time you used a clock?
>>555142383
>>555142383She just wants to turn left.
>>555142273you can make more doing a day's work at mcdonald's faggot
>>555142539Yesterday? I think?
>>555142528Post cards and I'll tell ya
im gonna grab swimsuit spe from the allspark banner
>>555142528That's not the pick ticket right? Just use it, the pool is static.
>>555142551>suzuka knows you're rubbing one out next to her
Would Suzuka let me sniff her feet?
>>555142643she's spooked me 3 times and ive never used her
>>555142583>Suzuka went to America to run in uma NASCAR
>>555136748>>555142392Currensisters...
>>555142494my classmate once wrapped her body around my arm while trying to ask me for school favorsnaturally, with my [Iron Will], I resisted the temptations
>>555142710you should she's a good onahole
>>555142539I had a really low roll Kawakami run a day or two ago that got the hot springs ticket. Jobbed against Bitter Glasse in URA finals twice.
>>555142528My cards are so shit that thing won't help me. I'm probably not going to use it at all at this point.
>>555142539I think last week when I was still trying to make aces for this CM.
>>555142539Today. I'm starting to think doing parent runs in URA is too unreliable.
>>555142528Same but with this. I got the honses I like already.I can only get Suzuka, Maruzensky, Oguri, Taiki and Kachow with it
>>5551425392 days ago, happens with Unity cup parent farming and having to race the pair when you're going max power and speed isnt capped. Aside from that, never
I think I don't like Maruzensky.
>>555142792i'm not addicted to sex
>>555141921You either overstammed and low pow
>>555142710i’ll trade you one of my 4 suzukas
>>555142539Saggy parent runs
nyo
>>555142774God I want an uma NASCAR spinoff.And european umas running F! laughing at how American umas only know how to turn left.
>>555142952i just want a crumb of doto...
>>555142805I think this is the lowest score I've ever gotten in Unity Cup. It's almost B+
>>555138170based
>>555142971i would flush this demon down the toilet in an instant
>>555142787Should have taken her into the restroom and fucked her.
>Saving your VOUCHERS for the final boss fight that's never cominguncs you are meant to use those things while you're still alive, you can't carry them to heaven - or if you're the Special Week poster, purgatory.
>>555142670I don't know what to get.>>555142641SSR Lineup
>>555143180jesus nigga upgrade your fucking cards
>>555142539I was doing a Rice career for the aptitude test and got 2nd at haruten. If I have to clock it is usually on a run I should have given up.
>>555143180Pick Natie and MLB her
>>555143178I'm not your unc.
>>555142502Wait wait wait wtf, no fucking way, extend magfes right now!
>>555143160no, ningen women are scary beside she was dykemaxxing
>>555143178Waiting on the free pulls on Fuku/NTR before I bring my Super Creek to MLB. Still don't know what to do with my Trainee voucher though.
i inhaled near a female once
>there are anons that have used their rainbow crystal, gold crystal, and vouchers alreadyabsolutely bricked
>>555143180The Nice Nature wit or the Oguri power.
SUPREME RACIST OF JAPANhttps://x.com/i/status/2015363217619591182
Failed the Riko gamble four times todayOn to the next borrow
>>555135690I'm still eligible to say "I stil haven't taken a bath since last year" joke
>>555143437>blowing voucher on oguri fucking power
>>555143509nigga just pick the middle option why brick your run for ramp up and like 30 energy
>>555143178None of these would benefit from just 1 more LB compared to the MLB SR I have in the same specialty.
>>555143586How about you blow me, compadre?
>>555143254I just sparked the NN banner on the NN banner, so I dunno what to tell you.>>555143437>>555143274Wit NN isn't in the pool, unless I'm blind. Might to Oguri since this thing is just sitting here collecting dust.>>555143586You got any better ideas?
>>555143404I used mine to get Ardan to MLB. Why am I bricked? What SR is essential in the coming months?
why are we, a horse racing general, so obsessed with tanukis and weasels
>there are anons that have spent carats when the almond eye banner is in 2 yearsholy brvcked…
i like tanukis and cryers
>>555143646I slept 4 hours. have been up for 21 and I'm getting desperate for the highroll.Guess I'll go take a 12 hour nap.
>>555143749they are frens
I HATE TANUKIS AND CRYERS!
>>555143738
Falcon is likely going to be an alternate win condition if she can fire her ult on final straight next CMbut this requires no Front to complete with her in Early race
>>555143738Everyone who actually cares about their future in the game saves their SR crystal for Admire Vega
how does big negro work on sprint?
>>555143908WHAT were they THINKING?????
Is Doto for (You)?
>>555143661Is the voucher a pickme? Why not take Super Creek or Fine Motion? Both will last a long time
Ever notice how some never interact? Like Matikanefukukitaru and Matikanetannhauser are roommates, and Matikanetannhauser and Nice Nature are both teammates and friends, but I've never seen Matikanefukukitaru and Nice Nature in the same room together.
>>555144087:3
>>555144087Doto's story is about bullying Opera
>>555144087she's for me to molest, yes
>>555143661Wait until you roll on FineMo or Creek, then use the voucher to bring it up to MLB if you're short.
>>555144087
>>555144087if by for (you) you mean most likely to headbutt a train without your affirmations then yes
>>555143908I used my first SR crystal too, funny enough to get 3LB Ardan too lmao, but saving my 2nd crystal for Vega since she's a T0 card for MANT
>>555144092Yeah, are they worth it at 0 LB? From what I've seen some random mlb SR is usually just better than a 0LB SSR.If so, which of thwo is better?>>555144189Might do this. Time for the voucher to collect more dust.
>>555144087only if you're into evil people
CM10 is dirt kino. We might see people bringing Suzuka to dirt because Unrestrained works there
>>555143940It's the same gamble as pace promote Pasa. I think it's worth. Problem is I don't think I can run both Falco and Pasa. That'll need to wait until CM10.
>>555144273No, not really - and if you dont have either its better to save it like >>555144189 said
>>555144343me as the floor
I think that cygames should update their models
Who is more evil, Doto or Rice?
>>555135690Since we're posting "joke" confessionsI kissed and got my dick sucked by a guy in uni. Would've gone further but I pussied out. It's the first and only time I've involved myself in semi-faggot shit. Like I'm not a fag, I don't get turned on my men or whatever, it was a one time thing out of curiosity. It's been a couple years but every now and then I still think about it even when I'm with my gf. Obviously I've never told and will never tell a single person irl about it.
What's your favorite veteran umamusume you've trained? What's special about the run/result that makes you so fond of it? Did you do something silly? Did you get the god roll for insane rank? Did she win you CM plat? Was she your first Hotsprings date?
>>555144343me as doto
>>555143908>>555143984Isn't it hard to get 3 copies of Vega, even if you spark the banner?
>>555144087Doto can easily rape and assault you and no one would believe you if you report it
>>555144547it'll be harder to get 4.
>>555144343Wonder how it feels to have those huge udders squished against the floor.
I think about this every day
>>555144526
i act like doto irl
is "NSM is bad far capri cup" a gaslight? the race 1/3rd final straight
>>555144031Suzuka can't pull ahead too much because of short early-raceA&S and Unrestrained are terrrible and/or not working at all next CMjust don't
>>555144653retarded and fat?
>>555144547getting 5 or 6 is out of the question
>>555144653the clumsy, ditzy act is only a buff if you're already cute.
Doto paizuri
my pace xoguri is beating other pace xoguris that are infintely better than mine stats-wise solely because mine has angling and theirs didn't
>>555144526big if true
>>555144589You'll have 2 gold crystals by then.
Please guys... do I REALLY need both mummy and victoria? Is an ace complete glue without them both? Even at the cost of lets say 300 less power?
>>555144556All the Umas can rape their trainers if they wanted too.
has anyone been running sprint rooms? Are they front dominated? I just imagine it's a tug of war between falcon, curren and bakushin
>>555144704>>555144764i-i-it can't be helped...
>>555144526my oshi is fenomeno btw not sure if that matters
>>555144876just b urself anon
>>555143908>>555143984It looks OK but othing to get a boner over. Does it have super strong events or something? I have a strong enough RB deck without it...
>>555144880it's impossible for an umamusume to rape me
>>555144526the only way someone can confirm their sexuality is experimentation. like, i've never had a dude wrap his delicious lips around my penis nor have i pushed it beyond the pulsating sphincter of a male rectum thus i don't actually KNOW if i'd enjoy it or not. you? now you can confirm that you're not gay after having your experience. in a way, getting your dick sucked on by your buddy makes you even straighter.
>>555144526aight
>>555144031thats the cool part, it doesnt at all... feel free to try but dont say we didnt warn you>>555144876Witgod said Mummy is required, Pasa's unique I forget but it doesn't hurt to have it if you can get it (or just run Pasa, she's goated this race)
>>555144876yes the 0.1 accel is worth losing 400 power
>>555144910i run like this
>>555144965are you some kind of retard that only looks at specialty priority
>>555144876300 power is probably too much to sacrifice. Natural acceleration is still important because accel skills last a short duration on this track.
>>555135690I'm 28 and I feel like each day I drift further and further from this and all I have to blame is myself. I've never actually had a good stable relationship, my perception of relationships is permanently broken. umamusume
>>555135690When I broke my arm as a teen it was hard to fap and in a moment of teenage horniness I asked my mom for a handjob. She gave me a few over a couple weeks until one day I asked if we could go further and she sheepishly said yes. We on/off bang as stress relief or when we're alone together
>>555144536I have a fondness for my first hot springs with Fuku, who also did alright far in Leo.
>>555144942>>555144942no one in the world has a mummy super creek with anything better than like 1* guts and 2* stamina 2* speed on the grandparent with style pinks... I really really want to run some gigaparent with 9* URA 9* turf instead of this shit
>>555144965>why is a Guts card that has bonuses to speed AND power AND has 15 race bonus good in MANT?gee anon I dont know
>>555144662>>555145028tragic, guess i gotta find another 3rd
>>555144876inherited version of Mummy and El ult only give you 0.1 acceljust gamble with Gale & Turbo or whateverwho cares?
LET ME TRAIN MY TAMACHAN
>>555145169.....how much older is your mom than you?
>>555145169
>>555144526kek what a faggotI fapped to my friend, genderbent him so that it's not gay, and told him about it
>>555145193there are plenty of mummy creek inherits. the top-tier ones have been full for over a week. you should be looking for TURF pinks, not sprints. if you need the sprint pinks for a mutation then build your own.
>>555145169this happened with me and my dad! im not gay though or anything and neither is he
I will now flatline until february
>>555145193This guy has a 7* Sprint Creek, not sure if his followers is full but it's enough to get Oguri to Sprint A with a good parent of your own. Don't know why the fucking game wont let me get his ID but its Cygames so
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>555145108>>555145210I'm not planning on gutsmaxxing for MANT. It looks ok but not mandatory since I already have a deck that gets 65% RB...
My Oguris keep jobbing, and Taishin fell off.
Is levelheaded a bad recovery skill
>>555144526This is way more common that you would imagine
>>555145318my mom was 52, i was 16
be normal
>>555145760
This is what happens when a game panders to normies. You get complete degenerates instead of generic coomers.
>>555145193>>555145448474067186717
You're all faggots.
I've seen enoughOguriposters, Neichaposters, Tachyonposters and Dotoposters are now added to the list
>>555145714that's granny age, holy yuck
christ guys
>>555145695I love her
>>5551356904chan is the only social media i use because i'm too socially awkward to use anything else
>>555145912what list
>>555145714my oshi is maruzensky btw
>>55514531838 I was 15
>>555144087No, the janny is not for (You). She's for me
had a good oguri run but just a little understammedhopefully the umalator is just lying to me like always...
weirdos
Coming here at these hours was a mistake
>>555145623Opposite for me. My Oguri keeps beating my ends.
>>555145169But you have two arms.
6 maya, 6 doto and 3 spechud wins todayi wish i had maxxed out spechud's speed...
>>555145760Basically, I fucked up but if I don't roll anymore I can spark 2 banners and have enough to finish sparking on the tachyon banner. That means if I get lucky for the uma I want, I could potentially double spark it or maybe go over to a different support banner or maybe a 3rd uma.It's all up to luck now
>>555145912Neicha did nothing wrong
>>555145169this is just an old reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/c3a9uqg/
>>555144985Sure buddy.
falling for the leddit
>burgers get snowed in>general devolvesi'm noticing.
pornposting is better than this
being stuck inside because of the snow must have drove some of these dacchis insane, enough to share some of the shit in this thread
>>555145169no she fucking didn't
>>555145842that botter is full
If an uma was your mom would you fuck her?
>>555135690Sometimes when I play Bakushin I put my phone in a plastic sandwich bag so I can slurp my phone (aka her PITS) and not mess the screen up.
>>555145169I would ask my mom or sibling the same without the broken arm if they were hot.
You almost made me think I clicked into /calg/ for a second, anon.
>>555145448>3* Staminanyo
NEXT THREAD WHEN?
>>555146283No, but I would fuck Oguri's mom regardless if Oguri wins or not.
>>555146159I hope a tiny princess-like ojou umanhandles me one day
>incest is bad because of the risk of defective births!>but what if it's just a handjob?>n-no, it... it would still be...
phewmade it again
>>555146427after some of the posts in here, hopefully never
i love her stupid little pose
>>555145369I am using a singular borrow on pasa parent and I don't care that she will grace me with 1* stamina 1* late surger and zero whites, that's what I'm gonna use. I'll bee myself
>>555146485Truth be told I don't give a fuck who people are fucking as long as both are consenting
>>555146525the STRONGEST
>>555145169creekbro btw
not reading any of this shituma musume
uma for this feel?
>>555146525EL condor PASA!
>>555146656doto (vs opera)
>>555135690I don't like the relationship aspect of the game. I just want to see umas duke it out and give their all on the track.
>>555146656This will be our umas vs Almond Eye in a few years
if global warming is real then why is there 30cms of snow outside
>>555146509sex with AI
one done, now to train CAP as in PEAK
>>555136430Cute!
>>555146845>no groundwork setup to fight for promotion>only shrewd stepholy glue
>>555146815Because they don't want ice, so they deserve ice even more.
>>555146845holy witlet
>>555146172SEA was innocent the whole time...
>>555146845>633 StaminaHoly shit retard, wtf are you doing?
>>555136430She broked her legs and dieded
>no. 6-9 favorite means a guaranteed win>but a no. 1 favorite means my uma jobs horriblyWhy is every mechanic in this kusoge deliberately designed to gaslight you?
>>555146606Based
>>555146172i mean its also the weekendnot all of us have to wageslave on the weekend
how is this?
why did my endcloser spurt on the final straight instead of the straight before it (cm8)i thought that was literally impossible
>>555135690Since everyone's being weird. Might as well.During my childhood when I was a kid, I'm always playing with my 3 cousins around the same age as me. We're all guys but for reason I don't even remember we just had this idea of sucking off each others and even having "sex" but without any entering, just dry humping while we're naked and bent over while someone on behind. We continued this for a while until we just stopped. Funniest thing is we're all straight and grew up straight. I haven't told this story to anyone and first time sharing it.Umamusume
>>555147121they stammed out
>>555146987I had 0 sparks and did 0 stamina training, I got all of it from Riko and SR Biwa
>>555147047establishing lofty expectations but falling short is the backbone of gambling.
>>555135395you can do as low as like 1000/x/900/x/900 it's all about hitting accel. power and wit, then skills before speed even
>>555147136fucking faggot
>>555147113glue
mejirow row row your boat
>>555147276why?
>>555147136Stop ruining Teiobro's reputation
Do I keep her, /uma/? Getting real tired of staring at her breast window
>>555147163You don't have Rushing Gale, not even the white version of it either. Why are you bringing Riko if you're not getting Gale kek
>>555147136
do you niggers just say "glue" to fuck with people?
kinguthat is all
>>555146656Doto (frieza) vs the evil Opera O
>>555147136>we all grew up straight>gives account of the gay orgies they would have as kidswords have meanings.
>>555147308Strong Zero is the drink of champions
>>555147270they were not since, as stated, they were just dry humping each other
>When the uncs start oversharing
groundwork on pace is the biggest gaslight I've ever seen: global is the FrontGODS server your groundwork does nothing
>>555141870I know that dude but instead of what you regain energy either wayI don’t get how riko gives a benefit
Tickezo...
>>555147136pic related
so how did the 901 stam and 601 guts """secret sneed boost""" play out retards or did everyone take the witmaxxpill (sheeples)
trying too hard with these stories
>>555147136teiobro gorges on food to repress his gay urgesit all makes sense
>recruiting during wholsesome hours/Uma/ Club the club: the movie: the videogame based on the bestselling novel will have 2 openings in February. Reply to apply!
>>555147453did Hayahide win by a....?
>>555147379nyes
none of these stories ever happened
>>555147136This also happened to me with my 2 cousins, but they were girls. It took over a decade to realize they were abusing me, probably ruined my psyche or something too. Uma Musume.
>>555147381kingu!
>>555147207That feels like unnecessary gambling. Grinding for skills feels like shit in aoharu...
>>555147136teiobros...
All I have to say is I love /uma/ in a non incestual not gay way
>>555147334both wit and power under 1k, can't be both a powerlet and witlet
>>555147370rushing gale sucks bro
>>555147136teiobros... our repvtation
>>555147659>underwear over tights?
i wish i had friends irl...
why does tachyon get away with abducting a trainer in broad daylight, with 0 repercussions?this academy is a joke
>>555147648I have a friend who more or less shared the same story to me. He realized it too late that they were using him as a way to satisfy their urges.
>>555147590It was by a nose
That's enough /uma/ for one day
>>555147786Doto would say this
>>555135109sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>555147786hey...
>>555147786
>>555147781i had this question too at first but they're thigh highs with strap thingies
>>555147786Why have friends when Doto is all you need.
>>555147586Was there an opening beside flatliner kun? I thought the other one was gone during march?
let's talk about real horsesis it possible to get every jra heroes horse in the game?after reading up on her, i think straight girl will be cool to implement
>>555147737I didn't say it was good. The only reason to use Riko is for Rushing Gale, if you're not getting Rushing Gale Riko is a dead card, especially if you're also bringing a Power card
>>555147798Tachyon lets you do some bioengineering so that you can produce stronger umas. Tracen should be paying her, honestly.
It doesn't count as gay if you never took it in the butt btw
>>555147136I would say this is gay as fuck but I did the same with 2 cousins and my big brother when we were less than 10 (all of them ended up being gay except from me), not to mention the time a female cousin almost gave me a blowjobstuff just happens and there's no need to hide it
>>555148064probably notnewer gens have obvious biasand then there are owners who dont wanna give their horses to cygames
>>555148064>is it possible to get every jra heroes horse in the game?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makoto_Kaneko_(businessman)
SURPRISE LOAD INSPECTIONwhat are (You) pulling on next, anon, besides your boyfriend?
THESE POSTS ARENT FUNNY YOU GUYS ARE JUST GAY AS FUCK!!!!!
>>555148023I believe one toreina is having to do a bit less in March but the traveling toreina is leaving for both February and March.
>>555148269>Born 15 March 1945 (age 80)
>>555147590By a hair
>>555147136ovr repvtation.......
>>555148359but being gay means happy and carefree and that suits the mood of this thread right now
Teiobros just keep losingThey'll never beat the allegations
>>555148269right. i don't think straight girl is owned by him so i hope she shows up in the future>>555148251newer gens are probs good to scout for a possible release like 10 years from now, right? if the game survives that long
when are they adding secretariat or frankel
>>555135253Me behind her sniffing her ass
we all did gay stuff as children don't lie to yourselves
>>555146656gold ship
>>555135690This is a ritual post in a mmo general and I would rather not see it here because of the 35 replies of blog posting.
I'd suck a dick for a carrot steak
The music in this game is really nice.
>>555148674if they were to add big and strong american horses then the powercreep would be game-breaking. these diminutive and submissive japanese horses are small fish in a puddle.
>>555148869we know Oguri
>>555148387Naruhodo...
>>555146656kwaboli sirius
>>555148869Makween...
>be part of a group of people with literal superhuman strength and speed>pretend you are just a regular human for some reasonWhy?
>>555148780didn't do gay shit when I was a kid but I did ***something*** to my little sister
Guys is bringing 3 pacers to Capricorn CM fine? I'm thinking Pasa, Mayano and Daisuka
One time I saw Tama filling up a gallon tank from a public water cooler.
>>555146656Sirius (overhyped boring uma) during her tour to europe
>>555146656verxina
>>555149079It's something the weak can't understand
>>555149079what the FUCK are you blabbering about
How many sparks do I need to get from F sprint to A again?
>>555137340Just say you want to suck dick bro
>>555149138yeah pacers are meta
>>555149083don't make up shit now, neicha, this is not a competition
>>555148648One current uma that i'm like 80% sure (if there isn't a Kaneko situation at least) will become an umamusume is Win CarnelianBoth the horse and jockey are almost perfect for a storyline
>incestual creekbros>gay incestual teiobros>rapist incestual natiebrosWho else?
>>555149083that's one is a classic too bro
>>555149225>he doesn't know
>>55514827964K going to 2x spark Fuku speed. If I don't MLB her I am only ever going to pull umas going forward.
>>555135109Which seat do you pick? You're a faggot if not 2
>>555149079lonely at the top
>>555148279how many of those are paid
if you didn't cum on your sister's (either younger or older) panties then you are not a real man
>>5551494275I'm going to bother CBT by sharing food with Ogurin
>>555149239The game caps you out at 10, after that you'll have to rely on inspiration
>>555149146but the tap is still running though, stop lying
>>5551494278 to bug Brian and swap jokes with Rudolphand rub her thighs
>>555149354Being a molestation/rape victim
If you feel any sexual attraction towards a family member you need to be put down.
>>55514942712 Hugging Opera for the whole trip
>>5551494275 and I'll give Ogurin belly rubs all the time
failed a 1% LOL
For the crime of lying about the free pulls. I sentence you to death by matikanefukukitaru!!
>>555149646just say your family is chopped bud
>>5551494272 so i can talk about cars with maruzensky
>>555149623kek what a raped bitch KWARB
>>555149292>first g1 win at 8 y/okino...he'a definitely getting into the game sometime in the future. which probs means straight girl won't since she's about the same. unless they seperate it between sprint and mile?
>>555147136>>555148247Being a kid really lets you get away with things. Wish I did more stupid things when I was a kid instead of behaving
>>555149646>his mom was ugly
>>5551494276
umagravure...
>>555149527more than you could imagine
>>55514942712 for sure. I feel like Opera O would be insanely funny the entire flight and Orfevre would enable her.
>>555149743
>>555149707I wish she would crush my face with her lucky ass
>>5551494273 is the only window seat, so....
>>555148929Be wholseome right this instant club memba. I am not asking.
>>5551494271, since Ramo-chan won't talk to me seems like comfy seat to sleep and mind my business
>>555149743>>555149809in this general we believe in the Westermarck Effect
https://x.com/lunarandsunny/status/2015432405155549597today i learned horsies can make this soundits cute
>>555149837>Scarlet gravureNeed it
>>555150289Goofy animals
>>555149807it's all fun anecdotes for some but for others it can run their entire life forever. I'm the second guy and both my cousins and brother ended up with messed up lives due to it
Why does Narita Brian have this vacant look in her eyes at all times? Is it CTE?
>>555148929
>>555149623THE RAPED
>>555150493She doesnt want to eat her veggies
>>555147136>dry humping while we're nakedthat's not what that means
>>555150493no, she's just retarded
who is the bejita of uma musume
>>555147498It worked out pretty well but instead of 901 stam 601 guts it's 601 stam and 901 guts
2 days to free pulls on the Tamamo banner! Right?
>>555150613taishin
>>555150063>>555150514Aiee, this wasn't required on the application...
>>555150613Oguri -GokuTamtam - Bejita
>>555150613makween
>>555150613Variation
>>555150613shion
>>555150613kekxina
>>555150613King Jobber
>>555150923King Sloppa...
>>555150923kingu's pubic mound...
>>555137508Femdom lessons
>>555150613literally Sirius, both won a couple of times then had nothing but humiliations since
Curren chang... You really thought I'd let you win a cm?
>>555151207Do you even need Mummy unique on Falco?
>>555148929Yeah janny i can see it
>>555151207what if i run both umadols next cm...
Thoughts on Air Groove late for Capricorn?
>>555151532>latebrick
My opera has a 10% wr... I figured this was a ridiculously strong build but she just does nothing in the final spurt. Is this simply the curse of pacers? Or did I build her with some glaring flaw?
>>555136938Shoo shoo ChatGPT
>>555151207>pace dkek you're not winning shit
>look up Turf spark Bourbon for Falco>they are ALL bad
>>555151532witgod uses her
>>555151207Daily reminder that Falcon's ult is really good in this CM, she can beat out pace chasers as long as she's towards the front on the final straight. Any additional accels you can get help even more
>>555138113Post Dia boobs.
what's better for Oguri this time? head-on + plancha as pace or OYL as late?
>>555151854OYL
>>555151532i’m using her but it’s total gamblecore
>>555140124This is Laurel trying to trick you into sex btw, don't fall for the scheme
>>555151854I've had success with LS Oguri but mine is a S+ 1200/1100/1100 monster
i didn't give my oguri enough wit and now she keeps getting raped in the cmhow do i get her to forgive me
>Gone all day>See all the fucking updatesWe're so back baby
>>555152046>trickedI know what I'm getting into
>>555140409self inserting is a human thingIt's not something every single person does but it's silly to think it's limited to race, gender, or nationality
When is the double energy event? I'm going to use it to make a bunch of G ranked gimps to farm bond points and presents in TT.
>>555152198Buffet tour and belly rubs
>>555150289https://x.com/KrisBlackRose/status/2015440825140838611
>>555140074
>>555140409nigga buena vista broke sales records in JP and she has the most self inserter pandering career in the game
I have a good feeling about this run!>Denied of skillsI have a good feeling about this run!!>LowrollI-I have a good feeling about this run!!!>Lowroll AND no long S
>>555152748can't wait to roll for my cute cf in 20 years
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE WAKE UPIT IS TIME TO ENFORCE THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES EVERYONE IS WORKING SO HARD RAISING US TO A+ BUT THEN WE HAVE LEECHES WHO CANT EVEN OBEY THE RULES AND IS ABUSING THE TIME YOU'RE MISSING
We are living in an RPS metaOguri>Fronts>Ends>Oguri
is the uma in pink proto stay gold?he got 2nd at that takarazuka kinen, right?
>>555152905You mean>unsalvageable lowroll WITH long S
>>555152982The council convened and decided only the bottom guy has to go
>>555152982who do you think is on vacation with me right now?
>>555152982Brunk is fine. haahaha deserves the rope.
>>555152208>last seafag has a huge fit and doxes a bunch of people>new guy makes slow and minor additions>suddenly a huge updateshow your face already you faggot, I wanna know if you're also a seafag/tranny like the others were
>>555135228ummmmthey have the highest winrate ingame and in carat clash?hmmmm?
>>555153125>the bottom guyDanchou has to go?!?!?
>>555153096Yes, that sounds about right
>>555152956spe-chan...your girls are failing to uphold the fatass tradition...
>>555152982that's the danchou's discord gf. you'll be carrying her/him forever.
its curious that its easy to gain rank during the day, and then suddenly, we're down 15-20 ranks come morningits almost like all the clubs above us are using something...
>>555140409I think the sales speak for themselves, Cygames must have a good reason for increasing the (you) pandering in umamusume with each passing year
>>555152208>from 73 commits>to 95 commitsHOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE
>>555153161What the hell is carat clash>in-gameCygames publishes leaderboards?
>>555153186Yes, I am the danchou now
>>555152982yeah that guy literally quit, there's no real excuse for him. I hope dancho comes back and invites that guy who asked to join who had like 500 million lifetime fans or whatever.
>>555153378Sorry but he is not in charge of recruitment anymore
>Decide to rebuild Biwa for Medium Team Trials for the fun of it and see if Mayano is good enough to run 2spd/3wit with>Proceed to get the most cursed run possible>Lost first Unity race, poor speed rainbows, Head-On agemasen AND Riko ghosting me until mid-classicI knew it was glue from the start of classic year but I wanted to see how bad it got and it really didn't disappoint on that front!
I went through the trouble of screenshotting, finding an app to stitch and resizing so please respond.Which skills do I need for cm ?https://files.catbox.moe/lg5p1n.jpeg
>>555153378>I hope dancho comes back and invites that guy who asked to join who had like 500 million lifetime fans or whatever.lollmao
>>555152982If you kick that guy pretty sure you will instantly plummet into B rank.
>>555153535Maya + Kita does not have the same impact that Bikok + Kita has. Spec prio really isn't everything.
>>555152982Kys tranny
>>555153125>>555153137FIIIIIIIIINE. ONLY THIS MONTH BECAUSE 34M IS A LOT
>>555153338Carat Clash is the only reason to build a good uma because CM is too braindead easy
>check club on doxxgenesis>three of the boys are struggling as the month closes>one flatlined recentlyuh oh...
>>555153790Now take a look at the orange line just above him.
>>555153547>Bought sympathyWe also need your stats to know if you need a gold recovery or if you can get away with a white
>>555140537>>555140827Soon...
>>555153327commits themselves show jack and shit, could be the usual indian "changed readme" bullshit.
>>555153932sry 5 borrows have made me trigger happy on the abandons
>>555153941Dancho gets a pass
>>555153932If you kick me danchode, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
>>555153723That's what I've been noticing too, but I'm giving it one more run just because that chance at Head-On is pretty nice Christmas Biwa should have had it in her base kit, huge missed opportunity and I don't have anything else to do with my borrows atm
>>555153848Post your CM winrate.
>>555153378>that guy who asked to join who had like 500 million lifetime fans or whateverI think that ship has sailed
>>555153971Sure thing
SEKAI ICHIBAN KAWAII CURREN CHAN
>>555153932What club?
>>555153790seeing this made me go check my club for the hell of it. I opened up a Chronogeneis tab that still had Clover (the one eveyone left) saved. It was pretty much dead until today when I see THIS
Which Craft Essences do I buy with Club Points now that I'm a big boy in a club?
>>555154603>dancho hasn't done a single run or even a team trials round in 3 months>still longs in every day???
>>555154645don't buy anything, save the crowns and donate/request as much shoes as you want, they are going to introduce new items to that shop soon and you need themother than that, the Brian and Suzuka cards are good
>>555154603>the return
>>555152982That's my club!!!
>>555154645I am a big fan of the Brian speed cope card, but you should save them for the time being at least until the first anni is over.
bawthgawds
>>555154603Will he start recruiting
It's over.. I lose.
>>555154645>Craft Essenceswrong game lil alterbro.
>opponents bring an E long suzuka>i still get spot struggled
what the fuck is her problem
>>555154363>Uncapped speed Long AGrim. I would personally go with:pace corners - 104VIP pass - 320NSM - 270Head-On - 144Pace Straights - 130pace corners - 104VIP pass - 320NSM - 270Head-On - 144Pace Straights - 130Double circle pace corners if possible, if not then Lone Wolf.
How the FUCK do you beat Vodka's big hidden mission? It feels literally impossible.
>>555154645>Craft Essences
>>555155160that fucking cow is a cheat.
>been playing since the first Kitasan banner>haven't finished any of the main story chaptersAm I bricking myself?
>>555155214No I mean winning the Arima twice part. She's not SMaru who can clear it easily with a C rank in Long
>>555154984It's always Mambo.
>>555154890I have like 2000 Sprint Shoes, should I just Request those? Everyone seems to request Dirt and Long shoes and I have >100 of those so I'm running out.I try to Request every 8-10 hours but I don't want to spam or be annoying requesting shoes that are hard to collect.
>>555155296Brian's card is pretty strong. Yeppers. I just skipped Tickezo's story to get to Brian's
>>555154363>>555155153 (me)I fucking hate the autopaste from clipboard function. Here's the list cleaned up:Pace Corners - 104VIP pass - 320NSM - 270Head-On - 144Pace Straights - 130This should take you to 968 and you'll have some points left over. If you can afford it, double circle pace corners. If not, and with that speed, Lone Wolf gambling might unironically be your best option.
>>555154383She did it again! It took a long time and she isn't viable for round 2 but I'm glad I didn't give up.
>>555155319>long CM>how do I beat Arima?it is a mystery
>>555155424No, you want to be annoying. Everyone benefits from donating shoes, if your danchou doesn't have a rule against dirt shoes, request them. Every 8 hours if you can. Everyone gets crowns from donating.
>>555154383>>555155485ok
>>555155424just request dirts if your club are a bunch of bloodsucking brainlets that only request dirts.each request is 10 shoes. most players will average out to 2 requests a day. you can only donate 10 times at 2 shoes each which means you'll be at breakeven at the end of the day. there is no change in shoe amounts for the majority of players.
>>555155619
>>555155730t. mad as fuck dirtlet
>>555155424Remember that it's their loss for not donating. Go ask for those dirt shoes anon
>>555153125kiunai? I don't know how you have someone flatline multiple days and still have less fans then him
remember to do your dailies
always fast learner on no long s and whiffed runs
How do you guys normally deal with this event? I always throw away the 1 mood, but I'm realizing that sometimes you can lose more total stats wasting the mood than the energy.
Guys I think I'm gay. What do I tell my uma wife?
>>555153351
>>555155925no, I don't think I will
My sumo gf...
>>555156107Tell her that you are crushing on a random male trainer inside of the academy and see what happens to him after 24 hours
>>555155816Problem is he's following the rule so it's hard to actually kick him
>>555155925I'll spend 20 bucks on the ticket instead thx
>>555155464ThxWhat about rushing gale and home strech?
>>555156107teio will be heartbroken...
>>555156159this is advanced stupid
I hate Tokai teio. Is seriously fucking hate her.
>>555156107I don't think Teio minds
>>555155816Nah he's playing by the book. Nothing wrong with that
>>555156093
>>555156301Rushing gale is a dumbass gambleHomestretch is always last priority after you take your accels + all the mid race you can afford
>>555156408that's the king jobber tax. you get taxed however you'd like but she always gets her slice of the pie.
the trvth was there all along... teiobros... they do love men....
>>555156408pick bottom and hang out with rico to get the mood back
>>555156408Mood down into Riko here. Only annoying when she strikes and your mood is near full.
You guys are fucking retarded
>>555156380>>555156270I think its morally wrong and I will ignore him in chat
>>555156107That you lowkirkfadegarthanly can only enter flowstate when put in a didtonlogically situation and that you hope she won't get the ick from you sharing this esoteric tidbit
>>555156218and some anons here think they can rape umas
Unintentional gutsmaxxing
>>555156625Can you please delete this post?
>>555156614You should be nicer to your fellow mambros in this casual gathering
>>555156408I take the -20 energy because1) It takes a turn to get my mood up +1 but less than a turn to get my energy up +20 and2) I would rather have speed, power, and guts than witI take the -1 mood if a guaranteed mood up event is about to happen like fan fest.
>>555156614Does he even participate in chat? Or like request shoes?
>new record!>587kgo on without me...
>>555156708Biwa rearranging MY Guts....
i can neither rape nor be raped by umamusumes
>>555156625
>>555156816raped is a mindset. just don't accept being raped.
>>555156791He actually said he was going to pick up the slack and then continued to pseudo-flatline. He was bottom earner last month too
>>555156614there's nothing wrong with it if he's following the rulesif you aren't pleased with the rules start a mambolution
gn
>>555157096sleep tight!
>>555156625I CAN UNDERSTAND THIS POSTMY TIKTOK REPS ARE WORKING
Vodka makes motorcycle noises during sexthat's a lie, she's too embarassed to have sex
>>555137156All night paizuri from that bokumanko Shooting blanks into her cleavage when the sun rises
https://jiggie.fun/CzO3ZVhttps://jiggie.fun/CzO3ZVhttps://jiggie.fun/CzO3ZV
>el faggo enjoyercringe https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/4aff84dd42d29d0f8c13012c864f96fed1cedca9
i used to like that zoomette but you've ruined her
>>555155765These dumb memes actually got me to play and now I'm really disappointed there isn't a Trickcal general.
>>555157096Goodnight
>>555157447Isn't there? I thought I saw one when I was in the catalog. Not playing that garbage though.
>make a rule>they follow it>get mad that they aren't contributing more
>>555157431we love pasa here retard
>>555156605
>>555157639this is why no quota is better than a lowball quota
>>555157447there is THO >>555043743
Your hopes for round 2?
>>555157552Checking now there is, I was just being dumb and it probably got caught in the filter.Gameplay ain't much but the presentation and char dynamics are fun.
I picked top option with Riko...
>>555157760I just don't play Chink games.
>>555157731HOLY SHIT ITS THE CRYER GENERAL
>>555157769I do it all the time, but only when I know it'll work
>>555157731the cryer generator...
>>555156625you understand that you need to die, right?
>>555157952Damn those twin tails are mmmmmmmm fantastic
>>555157657pasa stinks and so does your slop you troglodyte
7 and your matches today will be all 1-2/5
>>555158043oi. say it proeprly this time. you know where you went wrong
>>555158087don't say that...
sowhere is the new... you knowthread
Baker-san?
>>555158165T-they're...they're marvelous
Baking
>>555158209we still got images
>>555157952kowai wa
>>555158470I HATE CURREN
>>555158470>no hashtags for the event nameCurrenchan!?
>>555158470Kawaii Curren Chan spottedsuki suki suki suki suki
>>555157952Mambo!
>>555157381FineMo sex
Post the winrates of your SOULFUL umas
>>555153790>>555152982Mambot
I can't fucking get through Taishin's career. Is it worth having to train on Stam / Guts on her to use her as a Sprint CM Ace?
>>555158659cute chibi artist
>>555157009YOU'RE TURNING UMAS INTO GLUE
>>555158642Yes
Why are mambros crying about flatliners when they have literally never been so high
>>555158641ONLY I GET TO BULLY MY FELLOW MAMBROS AND KILL FLATLINERS EL REDEEMED HIMSELF
NEW BREAD
>>555158642Gotta bring Riko + burst on power a LOT if you want to get through her career
>>555158786They really do make great chibis
>>555158470>amaaazingdisingenuous whore
>>555158641Obsessed bot
>>555158642yes you should bring guts cards if you are planning to train an uma with +20% guts training efficiency
>>555158857>>555158928Great indeed, not a single one of their chibis I truly dislike, it's all so darn cute.
Ikuning on her Dictus
>>555158642doesn't she have a mandatory 1st place on tennosho spring? lmao
curren_chan boobies puffy_nipples
delete your images NYOW
Ryanon... please... the bread...
>>555158642Just gutsmaxx your taishin
i'd rather fade into oblivion than see uglyass ryan again
*rapes you*
[ai slop picture of curren chan displaying her armpits]
*unrapes you*
You guys are seriously fucking retarded.
>>555159634How do you unrape someone?
>>555159747apologize and become fwiends
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>>555159827>>555159827>>555159827>>555159827>>555159827
>>555159747Superglue
Umas have 2 different winning animations. But in CMs only one plays, why?
Why did Umamusume ban Christmas? :(
>>555159572uma for this feel?>>555159634uma for this feel?
>>555160026>Opera O>Marvelous Sunday
>>5551494274
