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ice husband
>>555159908Hooman!
https://youtu.be/lRr6V6PabG4
This thread is already dogshit desu
Haven't showered in days and my balls are starting to smellSaid fave
What if Toby Fox came out on the news and proclaimed himself as the Sith Lord Darth Doobieous, and then smoked a fat blunt?
why is thread not more active arent you all snowed in
>>555160858bathe
Susie is more cuter and hot than ralsei
>>555161189my brains are leaking out of my face
>>555160398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
>>555161231They can both be cute
>>555161189i'm busy going out to shovel constantly and driving myself insane worrying about my commute tomorrow
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>555161231they are both hot and cute
>>555161217I can't run the shower, the pipes will burst because it's too cold outside. I gotta be stinky till Tuesday when all this shit melts.>>555161189I'm gonna draw something and I hope at least someone likes it *taps fingers together*.
>>555161189i step outside every like 10-15 minutes to shovel another load of snow
>>555161189I'm not experiencing snow hell I was just playing Final Fantasy 8 all dayDid you know that it's basically 1:1 to Deltarune
I think chapter 6's main boss will be a giant memoryhead. Fits really well with the Shelter and the overarching theme of "don't forget"
>>555161632I really want a segment inspired by the Laguna flashbacks where we are in the middle of plot playing as the 3 skeleton bros and that's how we learn about Gaster
>>555161632ff8 is amazing
>>555161632was it good?
>>555161189*hugs ralsei*
>>555160145this is true I guess i just think of undyne being more level headed because shes older but thats probably not true kek
>>555161868I'm not sure if it's going to be the skeletons but I do think a flashback sequence like that is possibleEven better if we get to take Kris with us and hear them grouse about it>>555161907It's FF8 so it's mechanically half-formed but everything else is lovely if you have the love to see it
>>555161365Today I learned nudity is allowed on YouTube.
Fave thinks people that complain about ff8s mechanics literally dont know how to play the game 99% of the time so fave doesnt trust the opinions of people who complain about it
Final Fantasy 8? Final SHITansy 8.
my fave likes ff8 but doesn't care for ff9
>>555162104I just realized that a sequence like this works perfectly if Dess was human / the Red soul was Dess's originally
Ff9 is better. Airships and black mages, that's what I need
This general talks about Final Fantasy more than /ffg/ does
>>555162532fave wants to fuck freya and thinks ff9s writing took a huge shit after the first disc aside from vivis arc.Beatrix should be ack'd and is an absolute shit character who is loved purely cus she has big boobs by sub 70 iq faggots.
>>555163247what are their thoughts on underrune?
Oh look at Final Fantasy 12. You run around as a little fave and shit. Fuck, everybody knows faves can't do SHIT other than SUCK DICK.
>>555163342They don't even care that the series is unrecognizable now
I was going to make a mocking glitch productions post saying deltarune gets rebooted as a kids property where things are actually spooky creepypasta but then I realized that literally is deltarune joke cancelled everyone go home
Fave wants square to go bankrupt because of how shitty the company is and be forced to sell the FF franchise to another studio that actually gives a shitkill all shareholders behead all shareholders judo throw shareholders into a wood chipper curb stomp shareholders
>>555163826I don't. I want dragon quest to stayFave loves dragon quest
>>555163826Stop acting like you have any real Faves you vorespamming secondary faggot
>>555163826no stop. we dont know whats inside the black box yet
>>555163697I remember my brother saw an episode of the Amazing Digital circus and getting really sad when Gummigoo died
FF 1 - 2 badFF3 literally whoFF4 basedFF5 giga basedFF6 ok I get why this series is famous FF7 oh my god stop making good games you have a movie like 4 spinoffs and 2 remakes that took Deltarune amount of years to releaseFF8 wtf is thisFF9 oh now you wanna go back to the classicsFFX when you walk away you wont hear me oh wrong game this is one that repeats the Kafka thing but its a whale now or somethingA history of Final Fantasy
>>555163697Deltarune is less for kids because it doesn't have speeches where the characters say what the big moral isWell it does but they take up less of the runtime
I love fish
>>555164119:(Hug your brother, no one hugs me during sad scenes and I sad post on /utg/
>>555163984queen is my fave would youd know if you were a true schizo dossier.>>555163898I would like it more if the composer wasnt a total gigantic pile of shit im glad he died. stupid cunt. I would shit on his grave if I lived in japan.>>555164052but thats a tf2 item
>>555164028I fully expect the way we save dess involves a multi soul color boss rush ending in Ball Game
>>555164175Ff1 is an amazing gameYou just can't appreciate it
>>555164302fosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7-Dmgv0LY4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6YpGWWr67oDeltarune and Final Fantasy I is an oddly common combination
>>555164028>Lebron James of suicideReminds me of "Michael Jordan of dogfucking" from Penny Arcade
>>555164219need that
>>555164427Get fucked. They tried to smear Sugiyama yearsago , and it didn't work on me then
>>555164175>FF 1 - 2 bad>FF 3 literally whoFF 1 is still enjoyable you fucking casual along with FF 3.also kys for not liking 8 you fucking normie. You are the ball and gun game of jrpg fans.
>>555164219maybe i will consoom just this once
>>555164608You would like him wouldnt you
Fave believes that if you are on government assistance or welfare, you shouldn't have the right to have children.
Undertale 3 is gonna be a Pibby/Gameoverse knock-off because that's what the children are into these days.
>>555164779Yeah I would. You should stop being homosexual.
toby fox stole every single idea from uchikoshi. good artists copy great artists steal.
>>555164907the most egregious part of gameoverse is the catgirl main character who is so bland and twitter artist cookie cutter it's almost offensive
>>555164996sorry that i dont like copyright abusing old boomer faggots who deny warcrimes. Guy can get fucked by the devil in hell where he belongs.
>>555164463Her embrace is all I wishHer kissHer hand
>>555164608CoL...
>>555165264And fuck China too.
>CoL and Temfag slapfight and neither of them is using names they supposedly took to help get filteredWonderful
>>555164302
>>555165534CoL>>>Temnigger
Its overNo more royal sciences
CoL was sent by Netanyahu as part of his "Hasbara" program
>>555164028>xitter screenshotACK!
>>555166190who cares
Day 17 of behaving well! G'night my lovelies
>>555166031A memeber of my congregation actually met the man. Netanyahu's awesome.
Retards are going to blow a fuse when they realize that everything posted here that isn’t made by a drawfag is from xitter and tumblr
>>555166652It was meEurope needs leaders like him so bad
Fave discovered a functional Vessel mod
Sans in chapter 2 when asked "brother"i never mentioned him to you, did i?... not gonna lie. a little weird you asked.i'd never let my brother hang out with a stranger.especially not alone, or in my house.that's way too irresponsible.try to have some self-awareness, ok?meanwhile, i'll ask what his schedule is.Forgotten Man in chapter 3:I'LL TELL YOU MY SCHEDULE. LISTEN CAREFULLY.ON THURSDAY, I GO TO SELL THE DONUTS.what's funny is this works for either papyrus OR DR Gaster if they are both potentially brothers of Sans
Besides Harry Du Bois are there any other schizoprotags who Kris could swap gimmicks with
>>555167013Fei from Xenogears
>>555167013Isaac?
I wish there could be an IRL utg wrestling event
>>555167053If Kris got a superpowered evil side they would become too anime and explode
fave twerk off competition to stop the roaring
>>555167316I doubt most of the people here are tall or strong enough to pick each other up
>>555165559Lovely behind
>>555165559
>>555167509yeah exactly I just wanna beat the shit out of several people here lol
>>555167316You would have to only watch because nobody wants to be near you temfart
>>555167759you couldn't beat the shit out of anyone here temmieweak
>>555164614Stranger of Paradise is a better FF1 boomer your time is over
>>555167426That was the part of the Prophecy Susie destroyed
A few weeks ago, you all were asked about your employment status multiple times. So let's do it again my fellow /undertale and deltarune general/ers: EMPLOYMENT CHECKDid any of you get a job yet? Are you a NEET? If so, who do you blame?
>>555167795You really think people wouldnt line up to see my faurking swole body MOG everyone??>>555167837Faurking meet me in raleigh nc twink ill bring the oil to wrestle>>555167881It is a better game but ff1 is still fun. Especially with pixel remaster giving you stuff like 3x exp and currency.
>>555167937make it a poll or i wont answer
>>555166716b-but my secret special exclusive boy's club gatekept thosewhoknow counterculture website!!
>a few weeks ago, the thread was dead so we did a poll so lets do it againI shan't
555168007Spoken like person with downs
>>555168007you're such a pussy even if i did go to raleigh you would never show yourself and we both know it.
>>555167937Been employed again for half a year now, the job's good and the people at the office are nice.
Sometimes Fave goes through their e621 favorites and thinks "WOW I have good taste"
Oh no I hope none of the femanons are strong enough to beat the shit out of me and humiliate me in front of everyone....
>>555167937I earn more than everybody's stimulus checks combined on here lmao
>>555168334kraster...
>>555167937No. I've been trying to apply for my local college so I can get a job that isn't wageslaving, but pulling my teeth out with pliers seems like a more productive and less excruciating experience.
>>555168523this sounds like a disease that would kill a pilgrim in the 1600s
>>555167937Dear Anon,We reviewed your post. Thank you for the interest, but at this time we decided to pursue other /utg/ post candidates with more experience in the field of poll creation. We wish you the best of luck in the future!
Grandote, grandote granDOTE
>>555168195wrong now get mogged
>>555167937Work part time, live with parents, and in education.
>>555161189close but not quite
>>555168535rip gijinka drawanon, too normal to survive this website
>>555167937I just had a couple of promising interviews I hope
The vocal boss theme at the end of the game won't be Raise Up Your Bat, it's going to be a new song symbolizing Kris outgrowing DessAnd also it will be a collab with GaMetal
>>555168535Spamton spend all his Dark dollars on viruses
>>555169021Probably an underage
>>555167937I have a job. I'm hoping to make a really popular game or novel so I don't have to work there anymore.
>>555169021post some of their other work pls I love gijinkas
Isekaid into Deltarune
>>555169246
>>555169021Remind me, who? I cant keep up with the magmanons.
Susie said she gets picked last in gym which means getting picked after Fatti Fattenheimer. How embarrassing.
>>555169487
Is there a Walrus Fave yet?What animal species do not have Fave representation?
I am the Walrus
>>555169176no they have a Tumblr that I forget the name of they're like 22>>555169502wasn't magma, just someone who took requests here for a short time
>>555169571Catti will at least attempt to playSusie will ruin the game on purpose
>>555169714Most animal species dont have faves, there really arent even that many charactersConsider that pokemon with over 1000 characters still has lots of unrepresented species
Fave wonders why there are so many kinds of seal but only one walrus
>>555169487Very fuckable tenna. Wish we lived in a world where women didnt force themselves to draw him not conventionally attractive
>>555169714Tenna after Mettaton reenacts the plot of Tusk on him in Chapter 5
Hooray for toxic yaoi
>>555169714I think there should be a donkey Fave
>>555169571Catti is always first picked because Jockington is always a team captain and picks her.
>>555167937i have the same job i've had for the last 4 years
*turns into Omega form*
>>555167937I work in finance...
I am the eggmanThey are the eggmen
>>555167937I’m a neet and I blame my parents that have fucked up genetics for having me
>>555170094Hows the cocaine?
>>555169861You mean black?
>>555169879nice
make sure all your shit is charged in case the storm takes the power out
im actually a chiropractor and I did it to touch people up as much as I want.
>>555169945are what you are saying, what you proposing is a video game donkey?
>>555170224I don't take, I'm straight edge
fave should have purchased beer or some muhfuckin kraken before the snow
>>555170094i will imagine you as patrick bateman
What’s with the storm talk? Are you all Midwest or something
>>555170094what is money
>>555170649northeast
>>555170514How do I apply for househusband? I have a degree and am cringe, but delightful.
>>555170649it's not just midwest, a lot of usa is getting snowgraved right now. I've got two feet currently piling up on my sorry northern ass
>>555170649I live in TexASS
>>555170649im in new jersey
me and carol
Somehow this is Toby's fault
I live in Faveopolis where the weather is always Favetastic
>>555170649I live in Canada, it's COLD up here. Americans don't know what they're talking about.
>>555170649the storm stretches from texas up to new yorkits a big ass system
Will Deltarune ever become big enough to get referenced in Family Guy
>>555167937I technically have 2 jobs right now, but 1 is a student position that im probably gonna lose once someone realizes I've been putting off applying to graduate to keep it. Have my shitty retail job as backup when that happens thankfully.
if its so heckin cold put on a jacket why do i have to think about everything
>>555171253congratulationsyou are coldyou will receive a dearth of ambient molecular kinetic energy in the mail within 3 to 4 business days once the storm has subsided
>Krautsie's a working manYour move NEETxisters
>>55517125390% of Canadian lives below the 49th parallel. anon. You have it just as cold as Washington or Minnesota.
>Alaskan Fave walks in
We should eat Canadians
>>555171167How is fave with all the fave protest?
I really wish we had more erotic and sexy deltarune cosplays like this one here. If theres one thing good about vivizieslop is that her fanbase has a lot of good cosplay material.For the insane amount of porn undertale has you would think it would have a lot more erotic cosplays.
Soft fat inconveniently space-consuming thighs of fave on the mind
>>555171969im a canadian with a vore fetish and i approve of this post
>>555170649Something something storm in the US, it really sounds like it sucks to live there the more I hear about it
When Fave was made aware of the existence of Quebec, they were disgusted that such a place could even exist within the same hemisphere as their own glorious nation.
lmao if we're gonna bring up stuff from past threads I remember someone posted this once. better to put it somewhere than have it rot in my gallery.
>>555171969I don’t remember this South Park episode
It's snew
Sunset light would probably look really dope on all the snow around here but all the buildings block the FUCKING way
>>555172510who's gonna rap this?
Faves eating pizza out of a garbage can
>>555171930fave lived in fairbanks and anchorage as a kid but has no memory of the blistering cold
>>555159993
>>555172142your brain is seeking warmth in these cold times
>>555172510*puppet girl
>>555172905he's got a point to make ehehyehrehehe
>fat fave deniers getting iceshocked right now
I hate the sunAll it does it give you cancer
>>555172968I am now really recognizing there is something especially erotic about the touch of cold thigh fat, subtly tingling with warmth from deeper insideSaid Friend through ERAM to Kris
>>555173349careful, you might edge into corpse territory
What do I do if I have lost my friends and I can’t move on
>>555173507make new ones
>>555173507Keep in touch with them, but make new friends. I know how you feel, recently I visited an old friend of mine from HS.
>>555159993improoving
>>555173453
>>555172905deep sea cephalopod
nigger
>>555170309I love sneotenna
>>555173453we should make it a corpse party
>>555173683s(he) be(lie)ve(d)
>>555173449Oh, my full name? It's December Deltarune
>>555173826Toriel...
How do you make friends as an adult if your starting position is zero friends?
>>555173826I wish a femanon would say this to me.
>>555173970job
>>555173740If the improvement is the left pic, then yes you are
>>555173867s(he) s(hit) (her)self
>>555173986if you want me to vocaroo it you just have to ask~ teehee
>>555173970I'm your friend, nigga. Bring it here.
>>555173507you're in the right place. just wait on your bpd diagnosis.
>>555173970Rush a frat and pay for friends, lel
>>555173507check the lost and foundgrieve, reflect, own your mistakes, focus on your body's health (treat it like a machine, it needs maintenance), engage in hobbies, revisit old books/movies you enjoy
>>555173507By “lost” you mean you aren’t friends with them anymore in the falling out sort of way, just try to make new friends. Don’t make up, just move on. That’s all you can do. And if you can’t make new friends; don’t try. Your dignity matters more than you think.
>>555174128he said FEManon dude
Elsa getting arrested for bringing in this gosh darned cold weather spell!
>>555173970join a discord server and realize having zero friends isn't so bad
let it go in my ass
>>555174347Why would you say Elsa when you could've just as easily made it Deltarune themed?
>>555173986does soft a still work or does it have to be hard r
If you asked Susie "would you rather date Kris or Noelle", what would she most likely say?im curious since every answer makes at least one person heartbroken but idk what to think
>>555173970Go to a convention, an arcade, a club, a bar, a book club, any kind of social meetup, literally google if there's any upcoming social events/festivals in your area. Go there and start conversations with people. Just say you're trying to meet new people. You can even lie and say you're new in town if you don't go outside often. Be casual and nonchalant about it, have some confidence and just start conversations with people.Try not to be awkward or people will avoid you, down a whiskey to reduce your social anxiety. As long as you're in a social event, just talk to people and exchange numbers when you're going home. JUST DO IT and don't second guess yourself.
>>555174495Can be either or.
>>555174510krisas clearly evidenced by the (person) soupand obviously through story clues>>555174557horrible idea just get a job
>>555174510She wouldn't have consciously realized Kris was an option until you asked, then she'd get flustered and confused and then punch you in the face to get out of the situation
>>555174510obviously susie dude
I just wanna cuddle with a woman
>4 outed by bullyniggersI’m gonna kill myself
Kill your friends. Guilt-free.
>>555174510>heartbrokenyou're not gonna like this, but there is no canon at all to suggest kris wants to fuck or date susie. >but muh partnershipit's a friendship fag, not everything has to be romance. the cs lewis quote
>>555174510Susie thinks dating is gay and would rather stay in the love triangle phase forever.
>>555174510noelleas clearly evidenced by the (person) soupand obviously through story clues
Let's ignore the irrelevant gagshit job stuff and make a REAL survey.>faves>chocolate milk, yay or nay?>do you main ham & cheese or do you put other stuff in your sandwiches
>>555174761what
>>555174457noelle made that post
>>555174771
fave makin some hot choccy
>>555170831I don't want a husband, I'm straight
>>555174389we should start a /utg/ disc-oh wait...
>>555174510>im curious since every answer makes at least one person heartbroken but idk what to thinkwhy would Kris be heartbroken? surely he can take a fucking hint when Susie says she's taking Noelle to the festival.>>555174839why are you niggas so disturbed by the prospect of having a job lmao
fave is glad fave grabbed gas stations snacks before it snew
>>555174763dagda..
Making friends is hard and scary and nobody wants to be my friend anyways because I’m autistic and everyone hates autistic people
>>555174654I thought this post said noelle im going to kill myself. Susie doesnt want to date anyone she just wants to grill and chill
>>555174761Oh wrong general my badI’m drunk>>555174858
Why does Toby make up a whole bunch of fictional franchises to fill his fantasy world but then just name drop the most random shit like Family Guy?
>>555175091Can you please explain what bullyniggers are before you leave
>>555175016Utg disco
>>555174839>favesKris, Noelle, and Spamton>chocolate milk, yay or nay?I don't really like sugar, and most chocolate milk tastes like shit unless your using a special mix or hot chocolate bomb>do you main ham & cheese or do you put other stuff in your sandwichesI prefer my sandwiches with at least some leafage in them. Throw in some lettuce or a tomato.
>>555174510>pfft, what? DATE those guys? Like I have time for freaking petsitting!
>>555175019riiiight thats obviously meant to be romantic when susie also said "obviously you're gonna be there with me" to kris when you pick "susie"
>>555174839GasterChoccy milk is cringe, I drink hot chocolateRoast beef deli sandwich with pickles
>>555175136seconding this
>>555175148bunnyperson freak >>555175280I would assume they're niggers who bully
>>555174950lol
>>555174839Alphys for Undertale and Kris for DeltaruneSure but I prefer coffee milkFor sandwiches it's smoked sausage and tomatoes for me
Everyone hates me
>>555175475I love yuou
>>555175475Fuck you.
Everybody loves Raymond
>>555174839>favescarol, queen>chocolate milk, yay or nay?strawberry>do you main ham & cheese or do you put other stuff in your sandwichesroast beef and swiss
>>555175475if this is micropenis anon im going to walk through the frozen tundra to find and remove it
I am happy because everyone loves me
>>555174839pap sus krsabsolute yesmustard and pickle, sometimes tartar sauce instead of pickle and mustard, and salami instead of ham
>>555174839I don't like sandwiches that aren't just spreads because it's almost always tastier to just eat the inner ingredients without a big dry hunk of bread getting in the way
>>555174839Faves: Susie, krisI dont eat anything like that unless im throwing it up after.
>>555175145you tell by way i use my walkim a fave manno time to talk
>>555175881>being mogged by bread
>>555175970you tell by way i use my walkim a BLACK NIGGERCx
>>555174839>Asgore>Absolutely yay>I prefer turkey with lettuce and tomato, but certainly wouldn't turn down ham & cheese
>>555176038look temfag I'll gladly eat a whole buttered basket at a restaurant but get that shit away from my meat and cheese
>>555175594whatever you say tenna
>>555176221the bee gees were white menwhy would fave say this?
>>555176221Hi this is Bathrobe_Dwane with a message for the streamer Ice Poseidon. Just wanted, glad you enjoy the content, but, huh, what do you think about this?*Slaps penis on table*
Caffeine free? More like, banana smoothie am I right
>>555176274Do you just buy like shitty cheap bread or something? Good quality bread makes a sub taste amazing. The way it soaks up juices and holds it all together with the outer crunch crispness and the inner softness is beautiful my nigga.
Turkey and cheese sanwhich, with fritostrust
>>555176419>Kris keeps trolling berdly by requesting racist song requests on his stream and he falls for it everytime.
>>555174771>>555175182Based
>>555175590Oh. W-well
>>555167937>Berdly>unemployednon-canon.........
>>555176496Soggy bread is awful, this is why I can't stand deep dish pizza. Burgers are good but they need to be arranged so the bread only touches lettuce and doesn't get wet from the tomato. Yes I have autism
>>555176890he literally volunteers and doesnt get paid
>>555175016Idk what this is referring to im not a name fag but I think a utg discord would be a good idea. I lurk here a lot and itd be nice to be able to talk to other deltarune fans because lets be honest discussing this game anywhere else is a nightmare. Also could we possibly get the minecraft server up tonight?
>>555176890he's a volunteeri'm a volunteer a bunch of places for experience and shit, they do not pay me. cheapskates.
>>555176934You need to try out fancier bread brands bro. or even toast the inside of the bread before putting stuff on it so it isnt as soggy.
>>555176934I trust this anon with my pizzas and and burgers
>>555176989If you showed this image to Susie it would probably hurt her feelings
>>555175016The utg bunker is the lamest shit ever, actual loser fest.
A male friend of mine owns 2 cats but he claims he doesn't really care about them and wouldn't miss them if they were gone. How do I get him to admit he loves his pets?
>>555176989There is an utg discord and from what I hear it's a cesspit with fungus toenail and dick pics
>>555161189>
>>555177234Break into his house and send a picture of yourself holding them at gunpoint for ransom from an unknown number.
>>555177104no she would think its awesome people make posts about her. she's like famous or something!
Listening to Deftones while shoveling the driveway as it's starting to get dark goes so unbelievably hard, said my fave Kris Deltarune of course since I'd never listen to that gay shit
>>555177234make him watch one of those movies where the cat has to go cross country to find its owner and see if he cries
>>555174839>Queen, Noelle, Rouxls>yay>salami and cheese hard carry, but avocado/cheese/ham/tomato is also goated, maybe with some turkey and lettuce thrown inFuck you btw I just ate and now I'm hungry again
>>555159993made a new archive of all my art. I haven't been drawing much recently. I'll try to finish some of the requests I got soonhttps://www.transfernow.net/dl/20260125idLCuy5s
>>555173970at the /utg/ orgy
>>555177268would it be possible to start a second? maybe im intruding because again im not some name fag but itd be cool to have. One without dick and toe pics I mean. idk its stupid.... sorry... sight....
>>555177524woah.......... i was also listening to deftones while shoveling out my car............... we're so alike..........................
>>555173349God, I need itI need to draw itI need to have it>>555173453It is more of an attraction to the life itself, if it were dead and gone it would lose the appeal. The life is tender and warm, in the cold, and it makes me want it more
>>555177393Ooooofff yep this reminded me of when i discovered how to make a ninja face covering out if a white shirt and used a teddy bear as a hostage for my pics that I sent because I thought I was hilarious oh man that's some powerful cringe yep yep yep staying in bed hating myself for 3 days
>>555177045I do, but the bread still gets soggy and it's even worse when it's toasted because there's a more evident decline in quality. I do enjoy a good bread just not as a sandwich>>555177072yay
>>555177624need a woman built like thisimagine how many heirs who will fight over your inheritable fortune you can fit through those hips
Deftones is overrated as fuck
>>555177784
I like it when the body is hard and bony and cool to the touch but alive
A single mother who works two jobs who HATES her kids and wants to collect their life insurance payment
>>555174839Fave: FloweyChocolate milk: Abso-toodle-utelyHam and cheese: No
>>555177689we could try but I fear it would turn into much of the same...
>>555177843is there any content of mettaton being a fun but highly irresponsible uncle to alphys and undyne's kids
>>555174839ralsei, berdly, susieI like Ovaltine, but not syrupy chocolate milksphilly cheesesteak is top pick, but if we're talking thrown together from the fridge then I like a roast beef/turkey/ham/cheddar club
what are we, some kind of suicide squad?
>>555167937professional unemployed bum here
>>555177998Fuck it I just made a random ass server. People can join it if they really wanna. Its late for me but will make some channels and stuff tomorrow https://discord.gg/DDF87hNP
>>555178159cutebut also you left your name on
>>555178392oops
>>555167937I work for a government contractor, and that's all I can really say.
>>555178007hes the one poaching the fish eggs for caviar.nature is cruel
There is no point to discords
Since there are so many fat fetishists here do you guys go to buffets and just get diamonds/soaked when you see a fat guy going fucking mental on some fried chicken? Does Painter need to excuse herself when she sees a little pepperoni slice fall off a fat guy's pizza mid bite and land on his big greasy belly? I legitimately want to understand what you see in them.
I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON
>>555178520I disagree. There is no point to public discords.Private discords with friends only are very useful.
>>555177784the girl I've been talking to is built like that, it's really cool
BREAKING Zohran Mamdani will FORCE All New Yorkers to play Undertale
why was a new magma made again, was there a special raisin
>>555178574it's all a joke we're gangatalking and pranking only you
>>555178664pretty sure there's a 100 canvas limit or smth
>>555178828i see.. what gluttons we are
my child i am WALKING hea
>>555178574i'd like to ask the resident fatfags here if there's an upper limit to how fat someone can be before they're not fuckable anymore
>>555178574This was written by one of the fat fetishists
>>555178828still need to fill up those old canvases btw
>>555178982for me yes but i know a lot of fat fags feel the bigger the better
>>555178924I'm proud of us>>555179072I don't think we really "need" to
Faves cruises for hookups at the Old Country Buffet
>>555179103>for me yeshow fat would that be? like those immobile people from my 600 pound life or is the limit smaller
One time I said I liked fat women on here and someone immediately knew I was Black. That was funny.
>>555178574I used to go to this local buffet a lot and make myself throw up until I got yelled at by an old chinese man. I really dont think theres more depressing place than a small buffet at 1 in the afternoon. Lots of miserable people there. Fatfaggotry depresses me because it involves some ignoring of the very fat persons suffering. Its not a feeling or sensation that makes you feel horny, it is just painful. But its fiction, and thats how a lot of dark fetishes work.
BREAKINGZohran Mamdani has been impaled on a wooden stake by Fave the Impaler
>>555179261i'm actually quite tame as far as fat fags go. anything above like 320lbs is where it starts to no longer be attractive to me. there's a sweetspot.
>>555179376I just wanted to know what people found hot about dudes eating ice cream bro calm down
>>555178982500+ ish pounds (and the size adjusted equivalent for toony characters) is ideal aesthetically and they’re usually still mobile. I can occasionally go for immobility stuff, no hyper
>>555179487thank you for the precise answer. if any other fat enjoyers are reading this and would like to share their preferred range please share. fave finds this interesting
I just want a moderate amount of chub obese people fucking depress me like how do you get 400lbs+
>>555179559I am calm but ok
More fave to love <3
>cuts to Rocky style training montage of anon eating 35 hot dogs to lock down some fat fetish chicks
>>555179589>no hyperI'm not sure if I want to know what that means
>>555179886Hello little one, you must be new to the internet
its called an imageboard for a reason, post images
>>555179376a lot of weird fetishes are just exotic bondage variants. it's not real fat person sadness, any more than regular bondage is like really getting torturedsaid alphys deltarune>>555179886you do not
>>555179178I drew that as a continuation of my older works
make me
Toriel blocks the fucking way!
>>555180060you WILL eat the bug fave
why is this in my deltarune folder?
>>555179886Not to sound chronically online but how do you not know what hyper means?
>>555180007>post imagesok
nuh uh
>>555180182thats mettaton
What if instead of an imageboard it was an imageWHORE
>>555180262Bimbofied Friend
>>555180262What if instead of IMAGE_FRIEND it was IMAGE_WHORE
I like these gifs an anon made
>>555180007
>>555180182ouh...spuchbop
What if instead of an imageboard it was an I am bored ga(y)
>>555180358Then it'd just be a picture of Toriel
lmao I got banned from that new discord without having to do anything bad
>>555180554are you temfag? if so mega based. if not what did you do?
>>555180554Nobody likes you temshart
Why is there no defernull Gerson
kris was asked by asgore to help clean out his phone because it was filled with viruses and spam notifications because for some reason he never fucking closes his tabskris has now learned too much about what asgore jacks off to and is honestly kinda surprised at just how much futa was on there
Dude i dont fucking know ask gary
>>555180696*I'm FUCKING old!
>>555180741This was me when i fixed my friends laptop and found all the enlarged clit videos
>>555180741good news for catgirls in your area
CUTE
>>555180380thaaaaaats me thank you very much <3 I very much enjoyed when everyone was doing the wigglypaints. I'd do more but this snow is making me sooooo sleepy. its on the backburner for surehttps://wigglypaint.com/
I used to make fun of others that had porn saved on their phone but then I became one of those people. I'll move it one day, I swear to God.
>>555180696there is and his personality would just be the horrible old man from courage. I hated him so fucking much as a kid. so mean.
>>555181134I thought this was a sexy cow furry from the thumbnail
does anyone have that picture where the knight takes off its helmet and it's rudy who says asriel is a good kisser but also a fag
fave feels weird after taking b12 supplements, specifically 1000mcg cyanocobalamin
>>555180648that one crippled nigga i sell drugs to likes me
White? Iceshock'dPurple? SnowgravedGreen? Goner'd Blue? Onion'd
>>555180858deltafell gerson sounds like a fun idea. I imagine he would act like scrooge
fave thinks women with lots of tattoos should be treated like guys with fedoras it all looks like shit
>>555181509fave might be retarded
>>555181509my fave has better opinions than this
sorry i'm taking too long to start jackbox i'm rendering funny right now give me like 5 minutesvote on what game u want first
>>555180640im the guy who made it. It was temfag lol
>>555181408I got Onion'dit really wasn't so bad
>>555181431I am endeared. I like cantankerous old coots
>>555181596split the room
Man, what the fuck. Why is we the only ones that ain't got the brand new fucking Favephones!
>>555181573>>555181579Foids spotted we know your dads dont love you
>>555181310fave might not need those supplements, there's lots of different potential deficiencies
fave's dads love them
>>555181596survive the internet if it works today
>>555181509Yeah, I could see him thinking that. Unless it's a tattoo of himself, of course.
>>555181767my dad loves me very much. you're weird.
my dad is awesome he makes cookies and we do crossword puzzles together
>>555181509solid black tattoos are so fucking hot its unreal
>>555181930spamton would open a tattoo parlour for women where you can get a new and interesting disease every time
MY FAAAAATHEEERRRRR
>>555181818fave's b12 was at 312 last blood test
>>555174839>ralsei>chocolate protein milk, if that counts>BLT all the way
faves life is hell
there's over seven realms
>>555182106ah well I suppose it's not that then
>>555181958>woman with ugly tattoos has a loving dadand other lies you tell yourself at night
>>555182217i don't have any tattoos myself. you're still weird
>>555182171WHAT? WHAT?
>>555182217i have no tattoos or piercings and my dad hates me
>>555182217I think you may be retarded
deltarune was the first game on the snes to come with rumble features
doing requests to see if i could draw. my grandma had a bunch of paintings for my family, and im seeing if i have her talent. probably do one or two, and drop 'em tmr.
>>555182254it's temfag he's kinda autistic and retarded
>>555182414The vessel!!
Stop being mean to the women Be mean to me instead
>>555182423it's also classic projection because he's a failson who hates his mormon parents and talks about being abused by them
>women outing themselves that they hate their dad with how defensive they are
>>555182414Tenna skinning a pippins with a potato peeler for his special TV stew
>>555182536Hello tourist, r9k is the other way
>>555181509Fave is correct. Tattoos look ugly a shit. Everyone itt needs higher standards for their women.
JACKBOX AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvwhttps://youtu.be/I-hoACeQozk
>>555182529aren't tattoos real bad by mormon standards, you'd think he would like them out of spite
>>555182656I lost my faurking phone I think its in my car
>>555182771its frozen now
>>555174839>Kris>I'm more of a vanilla or banana milk person>Honestly I just mainly eat buttered bread with just ham. If I do get fancy with it I'll then swap it up with stuff like cornbeef, fancy cheeses, some branston pickle and other things thrown in like red onion and lettuce.
>>555182771PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER/TABLET AOSJDSAOOFEJFEOMOEMCOEOJD
>>555181361You're not supposed to help the tweakers
>>555182189fave is pretty sure it's the b12 since they have a bunch of weird effects despite take it for 1-2 months, and stopping it for a few days seemed to fix them, but they don't know... they're a creature of habit...do Monsters even have blood tests?
>>555182884how would I play on my computer
>>555182884>encouraging temloser
what in the everloving fuck did tony faux mean by this?is spamton fucking SANS?
>>555182949hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe they should get retested then, something could've been messed up
>>555180571
>>555183030spamton after not surviving
Women who get tattoos are like guys who take steroids they ruin their perfectly good looking natural bodies
fag
One day I’m getting a fave tattoo
>>555159993I'm going to make an effort to draw something, ANYTHING on the new magma boards, but only something small it will most likely be a cup
now every damn time he does the animation i can't stop thinking about what anon said the other day
>>555183541kek me too
>>555183441cyoot
>>555183030it means that mettaton, spamton's forefather, is a skeleton, of course
>thinking this looks goodpathetic it looks like a shitty childs drawing on your body
>>555183334temfag putting himself down for using steroids or random discord user accidentally friendly-firing, call it
>>555183702Only if you get a bad one>offtopic
>>555183710take your meds not everything is related to me
why is anon so grumpy
Do you want to fuck the Rod Serling cat and what is your gender?
Hey I'm Grump
Temfag is such a sad pathetic loser holy lmao
I'm Not so Grump
>>555183702>offtopic
>>555183850kind of
>>555183850Yess yess I do, me female.
>>555183850I think going a date with him would be very sweet. He gives off the kind of "divorced but still has that style and spunk" vibe and I think he'd swoon me. male, but I'm not gay
>>555180182
IT'S NO USE
If Papyrus was the knight his roar would sound like the Gaster Blaster charge+fire instead of the Snowgrave/Noelle scream sound
>>555180182Big guySpongebob big guy pants okaySpongebob big guy pants okay
>>555184143
>>555183850femaleandbisexual and yeah I guess but I'd like to dress him better
We Spongerune / Deltabob posting now?
>>555184285whats wrong with what hes wearing? he looks suave
nothing Sans does in Deltarune makes any sense
>I do not know if the Chapter 3 boss will be Dirty Dan or the sweater made of tears or Doodlebob until I watch inside the box >* The Hash-Slinging Slasher appeared. >WHAT THE BARNACLES
>>555184412He'd look better in a dark color that contrasts with his grey fur
>>555183541what did anon say the other day
Spamtits confirmed to love older cat men.
>>555184742shes not the only one
>>555184329Takes me back
>>555182414do a like more experimental stylized gaster
Krabs never came back
>>555184624they liked the fat animation
>>555184742It has been known
>>555184859I really like gangster bartender Asgore in this
>>555184329Whatever happened to Krab poster anyway?Does anyone know?Did he ever get his Susie GF?
*violin music plays*Sad ....so sad sad post sad...Oooooooooo /utg/ gf where sad ooooo What were we talking about again
>>555185474
>>555185474Apparently he came back for a bit and gave an update that he's doing well and mostly moved on with his life.
>>555185605It's the best any of us can hope for
>>555185224sphinxpins...
Someday, you will hang your hat up and post your last post in /utg/
>>555185474Literally who
man I hate shoveling sno-wait did you see that
>>555185763Newgen......
post cool fucking gasters
>>555178574Fat is inherently sexy to me, the same way boob fat is sexy. Yes, if i saw those scenes you described happening with an attractive fat person, I would have to avoid the situation. Very many fat-associated topics are sexy to me (in your story the embarassing, out-of-place behavior would amplify the ambient fatness level and make it more erotic)The main thing I love about fat is the softness, it is "penetrable," yielding, and tender. It is feminine and sensual to me. Again, like breasts/butt.If prompted this wretched fave can rattle on and on on such things but I will stay confined to the bounds of your question.Fat in any amount is attractive to me, the different levels have different flavors, which one I am feeling can vary day to day but all are attractive. Most often I like the 300-500 lb range, maybe, but I also really really like tastefully modest chubbiness. However, being attractive generally still matters. An ugly person with beautiful eyes is still ugly, I am certainly not attracted to every hamplanet out thereExplained Ness to Poo calmly and holding a straight face(Thanks for the respectful query, I find this stuff interesting to think about too)
>>555185813
>>555185062Hopefully he didn't kill himself
meow moew fave cat post
I like trying to guess what people's initial survive the internet prompt was
>>555182414Pic related with Chara as Netero and sans as Meruem
I'm really liking these Noelle intermissions.
jackbox anon really likes the sensual noelle dance i see...
oh fuck baby low poly noelle dancing is making my BONGER
>>555185731I try to enjoy it to the fullest every day while it lasts, but I will be immensely sad if or when this general loses its userbase over time after Deltarune is finished
Can we play survive the internet again later? I missed it
>>555185731I am never posting my last post! I am going to post forever!
/utg/ is comprised of me and my 54 AI chatbots
>>555186552I'm not convinced, AI cannot accomplish the very unique and special kind of retardation that happens here.
>>555186552What an odd thing for one my MY own chatbots to say.
Grok, create /utg/ chatbot #55 made of the unique and special kind of retardation from here
>>555185731there have been many instances where I thought I'd made my last post, but I keep coming backsometimes I'm away for months or years, but I come back
hey guys normal utgger here i like susie
whaddap my utggas
voiceanon cradle me
sharing all of anon's posts with an AI and asking it to diagnose their mental disorder
>>555186319I could go for another round
whats up /utg/ bros gimme some skin homie fuck
>>555187075we're all jacking our boxes
Weird Route? Noelle killing a bunch of people? Wow that sounds retarded. Glad I didn't do any of that when I played
>>555186954This was me since chapter 1, Im only here because the new chapters, eventually ill move my talents elsewhere until chapter 5
Forty oooooooneForty ooooooone
can you guys post the jackbox noelle intermissions
>>555187573weird route would be way cooler if it involved mindbreaking kris into a subservient vessel but oh well, crashing toby's yuri fetish plotline will suffice I GUESS
>>555185731I don't wanna think of when that may be...
>>555178982Theoretically no limit but in virtually all art above a certain point the character is rendered in an ugly way and the art is shitty and unerotic or just stupid looking in a way that starts to decrease the sex appeal as it gets more extreme
>>555187575>eventually ill move my talents elsewhere until chapter 5r u a drawfag or something
>>555185731thats sad i like you guys
/utg/ is DYING
havent posted in awhile but I thought I should drop some big catti news. it seems the e621 tag for catti has been permanently changed from Catti_(Deltarune) to Catti_Cattenheimeri just found out about it, i dont think anyone other than me and the 3 or 4 other catposters care
>>555188296/utg/ got the ligma.....
>>555188412What's ligma?
my internet is DYING
>>555187858seconded
>>555187858it's hot right?
>>555188213we love you very much anon, just don't take your meds or we disappear into the dark world forever
I forget, was this catti artist from utg or were they from 'the outside'?
>>555188462LIG*rushes and trips and falls*
fave just learned that strip poles rotate and the stripper grips onto it, and that the strippers don't have anti-gravity repulser-hand powers
I read utgger as u-tigger
>>555181509kalman thinks mass media psyop tactics are used to convince young fertile women to get infinite shitty tattoos to bring down the birthrate to justify cheap labour from overseas
cute women like catti are cute until you realize they worship satan and dark shadow figures start appearing in your room at night
>>555188997mayor pete utg
>>555188773yes they were from here. they did a few requests for me.
I finished writing a fic yesterday, but now half way through editing it I'm wondering if the quality is good at all. Maybe I should stop caring and just finish editing it.
The shadow figures in my room keep eating my licorice and calling me cringe but they have good video game taste
why has utg been so slow today? it feels like its just the same 5 anons responding to each other
>>555189446the others are playing jackbox and I don't feel like posting
>>555187858I'll make a google drive link or whatever to the noelle blend file for you after jackbox is over.I was gonna do the fortnite dance but the default pose fucked it up.If anyone has the fbx file for the spiderman dance gif please give it to me and my virginity is yours
>>555189446Everybody froze to death and we're eating the corpses of those who died in order to survive
>>555187858How about this?
>>555189446drawing
>>555189507oh okay>>555189650wow!
>>555189650>>555189676and now, FASTER!
>>555189446fell into a rune factory hole
>>555189446I was playing Okami and mostly lurking up until right now, but I'll try posting more if you'd like. Does anybody have any pictures of their favorite characters playing an instrument?
>>555190008Very good picture, I like it. Perfect instrument for him and very cute contrast
>>555190008Not really
>>555189446i used my extremely limited energy shoveling snow now its early bed
>>555190008
>>555189650IS?.. IS IT HER?.."I THINK THERES SOMEONE HANGING THERE" NOELLE, MY BABY?
I'm curious to know who has domestic abuse charges now
It didn't let me finish my prompt :(
>>555190395gerson boom
FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SAID THE CATS WERE COLD FROM ALL THE ICE CREAM I GAVE THEM GOD DAMMIT!
>>555189650what was /doe/s reaction to the new sivvagunner doe video
IMPROOVING...
i wanna un-gay Noelle
>>555189446It's comfy af right now. Quit complaining. You're going to ruin it.
>>555189446I haven't felt posting thanks to hunkering down on Borderlands again. Numbers go up and big bang boom noises make the brain go yippee. Also had to meditate with the carnival music when told "Some gun damage boosts will boost the DoT damage of a skill" because the devs are fucking extraterrestrial.>>555190008Got a couple of musicians here
>>555191067noelle isn't gay she's just extremely chudded out and will immediately fold at the slightest sign of affection from anyone that isnt berdly
>>555191140I wish I wasnt in constant turmoil and endlessly exhausted so I could play borderlands again. wish there were more mods for borderlands 2. which game are you playing?
I will make noelle even gayer
>>555190136There are a few more by the same artist that I like, but I also think that one fits him the best (besides a grand organ for Undertale Asgore perhaps)
i dont like gays sorry uteegee
>>555189446i would've been catti posting with you brother but my hard drive died recently and i haven't had time to replace it yet.
i sucked a dick but that doesnt make me gay
>>555191513sorry to hear that anon
i sucked a dick but that doesnt make me straight
>>555189446I've been posting in bed literally all day because I'm sick and snowdin
>>555191283Doing 2 with Recoded (a good chunk of overhauls between legendaries, accessories, and skill trees), also tempted to return to BL3 + Redux (maybe do the scary thing known as play Amara/Fl4k since I'm already quite comfy with Moze and played base Zane but who knows, could meme the laser cannon for once). Just in a very looting mood. Nioh 3 is also on the horizon and I'm hoping I won't explode playing the public beta. Hyped but scared.>>555191513My condolences anon, here's a catti I requested/saved.
needs more stimmies
ive had enough with this gamesee you guys when chapter 5 comes out
>>555191775ok *turns crazy bus on loop at 500% volume*
>>555191775I’m noticing that schizos love to use this word
good riddance
how funny will Carol be in the later chapters?
no anon come back ill quit stimmies for good dont leave me
WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL WHY WHY WHY
>>555191843chapter 5 could be out tomorrow, join the sunken cost fallacy with the rest of us
I like this song Ive found recentlyhttps://youtu.be/lrgATu-63hI
Which game is going to end up with the better villain?Undertale or Deltarune?
>>555192123no one cares
I wouldn't leave you guys you're my friends
>>555159993Drawing's really bad and I hate it but I already spent the time doing it so I hope someone cares.
Gnite /utg/, don't stink up the place while I'm gone
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
>all fat tennasnice job guys
>>555192249im going to have sex with him
>>555192249this is cute aw
>>555192249I care + he's cute + I like the tired/agitated lines around his eyes + it's the effort that counts not the technical level
>>555192287good night, i'm also going to bed soon
>>555192176Shut up anon! I'll kill you!
i have no chaptie 5s but i must stim
Its so bad when you want to goon but your bladder is like, nigga we have allocated the appropriate liquids looks like you have some extra fluid woops haha and you have to stop the goon sesh
>>555192596skill issue. orgasms feel better with a full bladder. fave told me so
>>555192249I like it. I like when people put the time in to try, even if they arent satisfied with the results.
>>555192287>>555192554good spamtennight>>555192249hes sexy
>>555192396wyd when my gang pull up
>>555192756fat tenna raping me
>>555192813fatspamton.......
>thread is slow and comfy when certain groups are busy playing games>thread immediately becomes worse when they come backnooooticing again
Meds
>>555192813how would someone that fat rape you? what liek sit on top of you and then roll around like a ball bearing on a water fountain till their chode is kinda in the general direction of the hole and then sit there and starve until they're skinny enough for it to touch?
>>555192869what about that tv's face when he saw the knyatt
literally what is worse
>>555159993>>555185052A bust of gaster in a suit
>>555192596I cant cum when my stomach is too full
>>555192970mother frost has guardless katana from kensji
>>555192968>how would someone that fat rape you?You ever seen Goosh Goosh
What if Toby started demanding royalties from everyone making NSFW art of his characters?
>>555193086New fetish unlocked
I feel so known LOL for the record my house has comfortable stairs[/spoilers]
>>555159993>>555182502
>>555193329what the fuck
How come Toby hasnt said a word about israel and ICE? not cool
Fatfagging has started to make me feel anxious and upset and depressed and I don't know why. Obesity is just this horrible horrible disease the government doesnt care about stopping because food companies and the medical industry make too much money off if it, and no one cares. Its a real evil in our world
My head hurts, it's hard to come up with things ok
>>555193329thats not so bad then. two weeks ago i jerked off in my car, it wasnt facing anywhere where people would see but i still felt disgusting after
>>555193358I like this style
>>555193481Uh obesity has a cure it's called ozempic and wegovy
I jerk off alone in my room, sometimes I'll do it in the bathroom if I feel like it
>>555193613Bandaid solution for upper middle class, surely will cause its own host of diseases.
>>555193443too busy getting blacked after supporting the BLM movement
>>555193329>>555193552>>555193634I sense a weirdsei comic in your futures...
I'm sitting in my room with a needle in my handJust waiting for the tune of some old dying fave
>>555188773oh helo that was me would u like something drawn ? I like drawing
>>555193481the government doesn't care about stopping war or pollution or anorexia or covid or lyme disease or aids or rudy's darkness cancer or anything either man what can you do. even the non-obese are malnourished but yeah the junk food industry is part of the demonic megacorporations killing everything and i personally fantasize about fatties existing in a world where magic or nanobots or some other contraption allows them to exist without real fatness health problemssaid politics bear
>>555193552theres no problem with jerking off in public where no one can see you or be bothered by you life is too short and boring to not
>>555193784can you draw adolf hitler drinking tea at a tea party with noelle yumejoshing out about berdly and kris romance with her
>>555193443why should hei already hated his politics
big fat cat butts
>>555193552We are a disgusting species but this brings us together in middle school car backseat nighttime on the highway very surreptitiously and that isn't even the worst I was a FREAK child
>>555193901oh i meant of catti oops
>>555194083can you draw obese catti hanging herself
ok tobys politics are ass i agree but when is my stimmies coming out
>>555194174you said you'd quit... you broke your promise
>>555194134and surviving because the rope isnt strong enough to hold her up
I want to fuck a fat girl's belly button. That's all I have to say. Carry on with your day.
>>555194062what was the allure of that even? I remember when I was a middle schooler I hiked out 30 minutes into the forest and wrangled my python
I don't actually hate goteposters i just think of them as npcs that provide ambience rather than conversation.I never get angry ever, except for when I hear whistling or jazz, in which case I go completely feral instantly.
>>555194225no baby pls that wasnt me pls take me back
>>555194225im not the same guy
>>555194261I get pissed because all of them remind me of greentoes mcuglydick
Toby Fox is directly responsible for the Cambodian Genocide.
>>555194261
>>555194250the way you worded this got a laugh out of me. I was shameless and in the mood...
drawfags should go away we don't like them here
>>555193481>le evilthe companies sure i guessfor your average person it's a choice.
can someone kiss my head and make it feel better
>555193838I understand that its fantasy and its often not getting off on the suffering. it just triggers my own health anxiety and doomerism. Its just so depressing obesity is one of the worst things in the world and the ugliest thing a person can be. And seeing it day in and day out only cements this. I should just get 4chanx
I think utg should just be a vacant arid plain with an ominous wind blowing
>>555194603ok, sorry
>>555194543I mean crocodile wrestling/ostrich wrassling can wait a second or two rite
>>555194721yeah no i do get it but i do recommend 4chanx in general
>>555193481the real answer is its a slow form of suicide and apathy, the only difference between a heart attack from being 400lbs and a shotgun blast to the chin is how long someone wants to drag life out
how the fuck does pressure changing hurt your arm what?
what dead things are in your garage
>>555194721this but it's painter's piss and shit art
I've never jerked off in public because I'm a scared little virgin and what if a woman sees me and looks at my dick
>>555194668
>>555192596full bladder lets you rinse the pipes after tho
>>555194901i have a nanopenis so women dont notice when I'm writhing on the ground in public choking my penis to asphyxiation with an monkey death grip
>>555194637You dont understand how real and strong food addiction is or just how much control these companies have over peoples lives. Some people are born into fat families with terrible genes that are going to raise them with bad diets, no education, and genes prone to obesity and addiction. Companies are breeding even vegetables to be more full of sugar and hyper palatable and addictive.
>>555194901she would forcefeed you your own cum
>>555195047>genes prone to obesityfake doesnt existits pure calory in calory out and no genes are proven to cause mental drive to overeat
>>555195159post physique
>>555194901i jerked off in the middle of my middle school english class through my pants and had to be escorted out to be talked to privately, be free anon dont let them shackle you
>>555194889some unidentified sea creature, a small shark, and several bird skulls
when spring cums should i jerk off in a creek
>>555195159epigenetics and microbiomes also have a role in how human bodies develop and those can be affected by things like diet and micro/nanoplastic pollution>>555195216bro got the song from the sea in their garage
>>555195203
bury me at jerkoff creek
Fave finally thinks they got their game art process down for their indie game.Sculpting, using shader nodes, then texture painting and baking it out to the low res model, and since Fave is going with a simplified shader, they won't need normal maps or need to worry about everything looking like a shitty PS2 model because of low polycount.
>>555195324Sam Hydenberg
>>555195257jerk off in a flower bed
>>555195369get in quiplash andasriel
>>555195420thats a bic of the ice agent that acked the jew guy actually
>>555194261I have a golden rule>Ralsei>Asriel>AsgoreGay cringe goteposters>TorielBased straight milf enjoyer
I jacked off at an old workplace 8 years ago in hindsight totally in view of cameras (I was 18 and stupid) and it still haunts me. Someone saw. They had to.
toby would be really if he doesn't make noelle a part of the fun gang, hope he knows we don't care about her and we want more lancer
Harvey Favestein jerked off in front of me and came in a potted plant
*lazily makes out with fave in the corner*
>>555194901I did this one time in the back of a pick up during church service as a teen and a family of 4 walked by right as I zipped up
why are the cum sounds in porn animations so gross it sounds like someone dumping a jar full of mayonnaise into a bathtub
>>555195578nothing to lose sleep over, like I said we're all a bunch of perverts on the inside >>555195939this is why you watch that shit with the sound off
>>555190906there was a new one?
Why would you ever masturbate in public?I don't see how it can be arousing unless you have an exhibitionist fetish, the possibility of someone catching me would stop me from ever getting horny enough to do it
>>555196008But when the sound is good its literally the hottest porn ever. I'd rather listen to just good porn audio than watch porn tbdesu but its impossible to find good stuff. Such is the life of the distinguished audiophile
>>555196235then we have irreconcilably different tastes, the amateur VAing of porn animations and IRL porn videos is always too cringe for me to handle
>>555196103You won't get caught and sometimes you're just really really horny idk. Sometimes you have to shoot your goo dude
>>555196103Tell that to my dick, who likes to get hard and stay hard
Fave believes gay men and straight women should bond over their mutual fondness of men
oh look now the gays and women wanna team up this is why we need more femboys we need someone on the inside
>>555196560Women don't feel fondness for men
>>555196103It's easier when you're a woman and you can be stealthy about it.
fuck my computer crashed so i didn't get to enter my second quip
>>555196560straight women's love of men and gay men's love of men are two very different things
>>555192490>>555192550>>555192552>>555192745>>555192754Thank you, anons.
Women don't feel fondness for you specifically
Women are lying about their fondness of men.They only like men for their LEGO City collections.
Am I the only male who never gets aroused in public? Sometimes I read hentai doujins on the bus with a straight face, no boner ever.Said Gaster
>>555196919women dont feel a fondnes for me in general..,
>>555197091then why are you doing it
>>555197147I read hentai for the plot, some of them are actually pretty good
>>555197208lies and i bet your dick is hard too
Post your cock
>>555196902Why is it that a lesbian and straight man(Araragi and Kanbaru) are able to bond over their mutual fondness of women but a gay man and straight woman can't bond over their mutual fondness of men?
andasriel x fattenna yaoi NOW!
>>555197395you wouldn't get it.. sigh... *looks into your eyes longingly before turning away with a blush*
>>555196843are men able to enjoy sitting down roughly the way god intended?
>>555194721To be fair, rape and gore are even worse taboos but people post about 'em just fine knowing it's a fetish and not real. A lot of fetishes are transgressive in nature, I think it helps to ask yourself why you're put off by this one specific thing and not these other things that are even worse and more cruel. Like do you not see rape as something real that causes long lasting trauma to people who suffered from it?
fave really wants to add some fucking humidity to the house with boiling water and a steamed shower but apparently moisture is bad for the house, says family of fave favington
>>555197865nah you should do it
>>555197865Come over and Ill give you all the sweat induced humidity
>>555187858>>555189507https://drive.google.com/file/d/1G2mUbiAzJrPi5tDbhWp5iJizujK4P2Y0/view?usp=sharingplease tell me if this works then i'll upload the others
>>555197305I seriously have negative sex drive when I'm on my meds. I like reading pornographic stuff because romance is unrealistic to me without sex. Porn can have substance when you aren't reading for gooning purposes and I'm tired of people treating all stories with sex-for-gratification as low-brow gooner slop.
>>555197865When I sneeze it feels like my throat explodes, dry ass winters fucking SUCK
When will we have a new thread
>>555198259Nigga high brow gooner slop is still gooner slop this is even worse cope than the playboy articles meme
Here's a question and food for thought; Why is it that straight women can get into lesbian ships like Alphyne because they enjoy the writing, but straight men won't even look at gay ships like Spamtenna, treating it like it's only for the girls and gay men?
it's still snewing
>>555198509I'm a bi guy and don't give a fuck about spamtenna
I have my penis out :3
>>555198509Because one is canon and the other is some weird friendship spat who knows the game is not finished
>>555198617post cock anon.
>>555198617Pics for proof
>>555198617where are you
>>555198617>takes out pruners from shed
Why do you want dudes to dox their penis so much? Fucking creeps
guise.Im playing deadlock and they're releasing a new shota hero!This is the age of SHOTA!
>>555198509I'm gay and I've never cared about Spamton/Tenna/Mikes/Pippins/whatever the fuck characters above their role in the story at all. Seem like something only a woman could give a shit about to me.
>>555198868All the moids in here are sluts, this isn't anything new
>>555197786what the fuck
>>555198889how exciting for you,you should move to the deadlock general.
>>555198936gggrrr moids are sluts poster a foe from my rogues gallery...
>>555198936just because I'm the one somewhat deep voiced male in here and called myself a slut for posting a vocaroo doesn't mean I'm actually a slut.
>>555198509men dont care about romance or romance novels either. unensouled
>>555198545>>555198906I don't meant Spamtenna specifically I've just noticed a trend in fandoms where straight women are more willing to engage with yuri ships they aren't attracted to because they enjoy the writing but straight men don't care about any gay male ships even if it's well written.
>>555199039I don't believe you post voice
Now youve gone too far.Kraut, get em.
>>555198997I have bofe open haha~
>>555199039I don't even know who you are yet you speak as if I should know
>>555198509women are allowed/can find other women "cute" despite being straight is my read on the situation, and female friendships tend to be more emotional anyways.
>>555198941yeeeeeeeeeeeees?
>>555199214*a cloaked figure from the corner puts down his pipe* that one there? that's one of the doefags
I'm a bi guy and I don't care about Spamton/Tenna at all. *rubs my gurgling Spamton/Tenna shaped belly and burps*
>>555199159okay maybe later>>555199214You probably don't but >>555199314 this guy actually got it.
>>555199214He just said he is a somewhat deep voiced anon he LITERALLY introduced himself what does he need to do post his ID his fingerprint his dick you cant make anyone happy here
the closest thing fave ever did to masturbate in public was as a teenager when they masturbated in a bed under the covers on the other side of the room from someone else sleeping who they had to share a room with while staying at hometowns in-patient mental health rehab facility fave had to go to for a month because they hurt themselves and fave's parents found outfave did it very quietly and hoped the other person never noticed before falling asleep
>>555199268male sexuality is like two sharp pieces of metal and female sexuality is like two pieces of soft putty that can mix together with the putty or the metal without issue whilst the metal can't is the best way I can explain the difference between male and female sexuality
>>555199268That's sad, like men can't be sentimental towards their bros? It's no wonder they think a girlfriend would solve all their problems, they don't think they can seek emotional support from their guy friends..
Where is the new threeeaaaadddd
>>555198936hey Im a virgin dont slander me
>>555199529what is if my sexuality i putty my peenie in the metal ton
All I am is a skinny fucking moid and that's all I ever will be
>>555199701I am a hwite man and that means I am the inheritor of the legacies of all the great kings of europe and conquerers of the world which means I have to be a virgin
wait what am I even supposed to say into the vocaroo
>>555199871tell me a reason that makes life worth seeing through to the end despite the suffering and pain and then kiss the microphone
>>555199871Racial slurs
>>555199871SING!
>>555199871FLY!
>>555194901I would suck you off, anon
>>555199667my sexuality is also putty my peenie in the metal ton but I am a girl
>>555200053you arent al woman thoe
>>555199871Read a line from a book. Women love books.
>>555199083All Asgoreyume does is romance schlock writing and refuses to ever write sex for some autistic reason so explain that. Unless you'd seriously have me believe its secretly a woman all along?
>>555200128I give better head than wimmin anyway
>>555197819We dont get as much rape art posted here as fat art, but yes rape art where the person is suffering makes me feel bad too.
>>555200445>>555200445>>555200445bread
Nevermind if gay men can bond with straight women. Can gay men even bond with other gay men over their mutual fondness of men?
>>555177234Men are just like that. I have been saying this recently with my Dog since he's turning 14 this year. In truth, I don't really want to think how my life will be with him gone especially after he's been in my life for the majority of time I'd been alive.I am unsure how you can get him to admit his love since I am not experienced with cats. Maybe, like, drug his cats with catnip or something and see how he reacts.
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