Cumfluence>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>554998204
first for sex
is qop a virgin
>puck is a pretty lady!
>>555180501Who is a fun pos 5 you can turn your brain off with?
I've basically had an entire free month to do nothing besides play Dota and watch streams when I'm not playing. At first when streamers whined about stream cheaters I thought they were crying but now I actually think they don't complain enough. People just keep doing suspicious plays against streamers literally every single game, the type of play that only works if you know the exact spot they're at on the map.Given that the Dota community is just shit and people would do anything for MMR I'm pretty certain every single opponent has their stream opened on their 2nd monitor or just minimized.
I guess I'm simply never picking anything else other than Death Waifu!
>>555180691with Lina, that is.
so when is the event getting extended
sex with lina would be pretty hot
>>555184030hehe, literally!
Buff Hoodwink
mason is now defending illegals and the other guy, claiming its the 1500's....Brazil killed 120 gang members in a raid last year... have a sense of proportion, and a bit of respect towards law enforcement, thanks
>>555182941Doesn't exist. Go play another game for that.
Is it just me or does primal beast's size change between games? Some games he looks huge others he's tiny as fuck
its just youtake your meds
>>555189572not everyone picks the size facet
>>555189572You probably have an Ogre Magi in those games. The Bloodlust buff is barely visible on Beast.>spawn in Ogre Magi in demo>middle of talents screen has a crude piece of paper with painted 24 19 14 and 9Heh. Cute. Never noticed that.
where the fuck are all these friend requests coming from
>>555190993Played with a streamer, probably.
>>555189448I have fun with Warlock but need someone else so I'm not screwed if he's banned.
>>555190993They want you to play on their team in a tournament, don't worry if you can't join you can just vote for them on the shady site they link (steam login required)
>>555182941lich
>>555183525dogshit ass hero
>>555191149I assume you mean double picked. Who bans Warlock?Lich is the closest you'll get to being a dumb animal. Evil Eye boosts damage of every single tick of Frost Shield, and Blast slow works better, if you want to win early game. Growing Cold is for mid-to-late and teamfights.
>>555191789https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/8/8c/Vo_death_prophet_dpro_silence_05.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201010212121
>>555191819>>555191405He even looks cool. I'll check him out. Also I'm mostly in unranked and Warlock gets ragebanned often due to being a noobstomper.
>>555191819>Who bans Warlock?not him but i can see it as a mars mainfat ass hero, normally i light someone up when i hit 6 but if its a warlock and my pos 4 isnt around it can be like mmmm maybe they dont die, and arena is a free chaotic offering
3 more games...... just 3 more games and ill get the 10 streak that was denied from me before............
>>555195151I made the call, the agents are activating.
>>555195475NO PLEASE IM SO CLOSE, ILL EUTHANIZE ALL THE GAMES AFTER THAT JUST LET ME HAVE THIS
>>555193303dp falls off hard late game
>>555197486It's too late, I've sent the strongest agents.11 wins in 12 games is simply too much, and you demand more? Your history needs to be adjusted.
>>555195151>ench useless hero
>>555183525krobelus fingers in my peehole
i miss old tinker so fucking much bros
sex with hoodwink
>queue>get 4 support mains who pick supports and expect me to carry their asses>they don't play their heroes well either>lose>repeatGod why the fuck are these shitters in core roles? Like, holy shit, fuck off. Stop picking shit like Clock CM Pudge Undying and then go afk in the trees every fight. FUCK OFF.I thought the whole fucking point of the role queue system was to have a balanced amount of these shitters in teams, not shove them all on one team and have them wipe to some fucking retarded Riki ES lane over and over again.
hello dotards
>>555204579hello dotard
who you callin' dotard
>>555203135This
>>555198892I can think of at least two uses
bliss, relief
>>555206725>picks Mirana"4"
>>555206725what happens if people just keep picking the same hero over and over and over and over?
why do people even ban pudge if no one wants to pick him
>>555208392I think it stops after like 2-3 bans. Gives the double-picked and banned message but won't actually ban them.
>>555208392The third time the first picker gets the hero and the picks on his team are revealed to the other team
I'm fuming>CM 5 all chats "BG">I cut two different lanes at once while the enemy sits cluelessly at mid with no creep to push our HG>CM's back in all chat "report Axe griefing">I loop back around, pick up pipe and urn, we kill 4 and take our first 4 towers of the match>CM continues to ego it the entire game, we can't do shit if it's not CM's play>Even Frostbites enemies I'm taunting into our fountain>Zero stacks entire game btwWhy do I play this dogshit game?
>>555210049because you enjoy the friendly community!
>>555210290Report this anon for griefing pls
>>555210413reported for announcing a report!
mf last picked necro into a zoobrool team
Why is my deer wife so smart
>player with ~300 games>year long gaps>last 4 games are in a stack with the same guy who's "uncalibrated", but Dotabuff lists as... Ancient?Fucking Smurfing pieces of shit in my Archon games.
someone on my team got their lion pick double picked and then their pudge pick double picked so they went juggernaut 4 and we lost
I want to have fish babies with naga
>>555203135>>555206375Yiff in hell
>>555215280She will lay her eggs in your anal cavity.
>>555215383hot
best soft supportsqopzeus techiesleshlina
Is there a way to make the respawn music not so absurdly loud? I swear that shit's been getting louder every year.
how was the nimi dota stream
i simply donut care about streamers
i got 20 kills in a match today and then as soon as i got #20 i never got another kill because the enemy team never moved as less than four and were always baiting me so i would go on someone who looked alone and diethey didnt win because i was 10-0 at 15 minutes and thats the kind of thing you cant come back from but imagine
do we get to keep the MH collab sprays? the white flag one is kino
>retard support dies 4 time to ursa+disruptor lane>tell him to stop>get called a cuckRemember to feed the enemy carry to own the libs.
Why does every tard default to xd when you call them out now, like that absolves them of their sins
>rusnig complains about "eu" players>while queuing on EUWHow are these """people""" this fucking retarded?
>>555219969Their intelligentsia got genocided around 100 years ago along with the hard working christians and what you have right now is what you see this is the result.
>>555195151dump eet
>>555213072i have year long gaps too and then lose several thousand mmr to decay only to stomp through games and then drop the game for years again
https://uc.zone/en/dota2this is insane dude wtf
mids buying spirit vessel is so fraudedcannot stand these niggas
>>555223821its not realalso you will be banned
>>555224018explain how there are scripters in most games then?
>>555224080?there aren't? People just have thousands of games and know how to do invoker combos
>>555219969lol rus niggas are funny as shit to play with one min you play with one that has insane micro and macro the next you play with one you wonder how the fuck did he get to this rankand most of those rus players understand and speak english well enough they are just being dicks dont let them bs you
>topshit picks muerta mid>dies a few times for no reason>rushes fucking mageslayer>whines about the game, his team, match making, etc
>>555224721He's just like me.
>>555224467>english ivanthey either get angry and grief or speak english after this
>>555224467my hate for russians is so deep that even if the vibe is great and we're winning i will report them for toxic voice/chati just can't stand their toneit's like ptsd or something
>want to play dota2>drawn to illusion heroes>need 10 million hotkeys to command them
how the fuck do i lane into a sniper
>>555225592it's not that hardnot every illusion needs a command group
>>555225665unless you can pressure him you don't reallyjust try to secure lasthits and hope you have jump heroes like ursa, pa, storm that thrive on snipers late game
>>555225665push wave 24/7
>>555183853>>555184030>>555180691>>555181170All me btw
>>555225414more like autism
>>5552255921 hero, 2 all illusions, 3 all units.Tab on 2 of you want to split up illusions.
Marci is like prime Monster Hunter and they didn't make a monster hunterer suit for her
Eubros... queue is 15 min + for all roles maybe too many russians died we have to stop that war
>>555229261You must live in the shitty part of europe (france) cause my queues are doing fine
>>555229369I live in the shadow of death pool
Alright just got all the Prismatic sets I wanted, time to take a rest.
Require deer
>>555228784thats okay she will get a Tifa costume when we get a final fantasy collab trust the plan
>>555198712Okay, man. Sure. I assume you were trying to make a point?
DP is a russian hero
Veno is such a fraud hero only the most expensive items feel useful
>>555227930i have adhd at most
Is it just me or are the games extremely stompy these past few weeksit's either my side gets stomped or the enemy team does and the games feel decided at min15, a close even game or a comeback happens 1 in 10 times or even less. Is it just a meta thing?
>>555234250It's RE collab next, Lifestealer is already 80% Licker
>>555237837adhd isnt real how do you have it you probably have congenital hypothyroidism
>>555238348i don't know what that is i'm just making stuff up based on what i've been called online and chatgpt
>>555237874The offlane role is too weak, carries have too much farm and come online too fast, and mid is extremely dominant with the winning mid controlling the game snowballing the entire team.
>>555237874stomp THIS>reports you
>>555238581Right It feels like once you get into that first big brool near a T1 and you happen to lose it then it's all downhill from there
wherever i am, i must also brool
>Play support against clinkz>Keep getting sniper out of nowhere>Play with a Clinkz>He keeps getting ganked farming lanes on the wrong side of the map.Really makes you think (that half this playerbase is mentally deficient)
Only constant redditors were right. Whenever I play, the only constant is that I never feed my brains out like my retarded teammates.
>>555237874idk my games have been decently close for most of them, even on my last early game stomp the enemy managed to turn it on us and then we had to play defensive and turn it back on them
>>555241985>>555242547Do you guys think this game's playerbase would be better at the game if they took breaks and played other videogames every once in a while?
>>555242804Maybe it's a bracket thing then. I feel like the games where we win/lose all 3 lanes at the same time are the majority in my trench
should I play support or carry as a newfag? or is it a "I should play the role I enjoy" kinda thing?
>>555242976Its a "play as the female character you think is prettiest" kinda thing
>>555238309Actually no. Next collab will be with bad rats.
>>555242976carry teaches you the most about the game
>>555243072hear me out on medusa
>>555243567*nod* *nod*you've been entranced by her voice, haven't you
all of the 5 reports i made yesterday for griefing went throughhopefully these urchins will be punished!
>>555243567She's vore coded.
>>555243914>votes innocent on the overwatch reports
>>555244018Considering dota players are overzealous and sociopathic I'm sure the ones doing the overwatch vetting throw the book at anything
>>555244182i vote not guilty on everyone ow report i review regardless of what happened
>>555244284my hero...
>>555244516you're welcome kind missmy chivalry doesnt stop there...
>>555244650:O what else can u do?
>dipshit plays voice lines after every kill>his team loses the game>immediately starts pointing fingers in chatImagine my shock.
pango buff when
>>555233731Why is the deer thinking about invoker.
>>555248325why aren't you?
>>555244771lick the tip of my penis
>>555248325Because she thinks he's cold with all the Quas orbs he summons, I can't remember, she never finished it and instead fell asleep
Any memepicks for pos 3/4/5 that are secretly good?
>>555248416you're amazing!
>>555248971Slark
>>555248971void void and void
>>555249113slark pos3 players are BULLIES
>>555248971pudge unironically
clinkz is fucking finished dropping any second now bros...
come the fuck on man>you are le only constantno dude, noim not the reason we lose
hmm today i shall play marci mid even though i'm not allowed to have a facet
>>555251147u r teh reason cuz u dont pick viper
why is the brood smurfer always on the opposite team
>>555251147none of these heroes can click a building to deathtimber can if you're very creative and buy a meteor hammer first item and then get his shard but like dota players r pussies who are scared of buildings because the enemy team can press j and they get some ouchies you have to be better than them
Is it true that if I do well in ranked I can jump ranked all the way to crusader? Won 2/3 of my games so far definitely can't pick Warlock as pos 5 though because he can't do anything when your hispanic teammates decide to feed your lane.
Naked assassin
alchemist offlane ubergrief
>>555252064I learned very recently that she's indian and I don't know how to feel.
i think the NA dota boys (bsj, mason, luki, ppd, ixmike88 if he can be bothered) should have a big night on the town and go out drinking and livestream putting meat in every hole of a prostitute, that make dota an NA game again i think
>>555250818>wow he kills your base like 2 seconds slow>all the damage he needs is a deso + daed and he can blow up 3k+ hp heroes faster than PA with a billion coup procslollmao
>>555252454She's like arabic-coded I think
>>555252454>Indianbased on what.
>>555253283>>555253296The makeup and her weapons are 100% indian.
>>555253585ok rajesh.
>>555253585Mmm no, indians weren't even anywhere near the templars and they aren't known for psionic projections or guarding knowledge, or being pink
>>555253710I was enough of a sperg to search through the cultural motifs of every single Dota hero and discovered this. You'll discover the same thing.
>>555253941I still dont see any evidence.
>>555251147you posted 7 games and i can already tell your hero pool is too bigeven streamers like topson or arteezy play like 3-4 heroes and only 1 role
StfuPost Marci
>>555254162If you're good enough at carrying from any lane and dealing with low rank is it a better idea to specialize or swap lanes with people in unwanted lanes? I can win the game in just about any lane and just need people not to rage.
>>555254339
>>555254339What did I tell you
>>555254568lmao the look on her face>"ugh i wish i was at home playing video games"
So far my experience playing with 4chan is that you are better off premuting everyone and also not playing with them
>>555254971you never play anything with 4chan
Do you ever send people friend requests on this game? No, not to flame them...
>>555255234No because I don't want to come off as needy
>>555252064Hey I have another similarly undressed assassin, it's pretty weird how the mask makes it hotter, I wonder if Ench would be hot in just a mask
>>555255234I get requests after good games of support
>>555254349your best way of gaining mmr is playing mid
>>555255409>>555253940>>555253283>>555252064built to be locked up in a dungeon
>>555255615Oh yeah where'd that guy go
>>555255739supposedly awaiting an event that will never come
>>555256449Technically she was potentially in bondage during Crownfall part 1 but I couldn't be bothered to point it out to him, here she is in matrimonial bondage too
>>555250818meanwhile
>>555223860They have a Necro and Pudge and a Dazzle and it's 20 fucking minutes, where the FUCK is our urn then?? Where is it you fucking giga nigger, are you trying to fuck me? You don't think I want to buy cool fucking damage items or a fucking Lotus or something instead?But nooooo, here I am fighting to farm camps out from under some retards so I can buy our dust and smokes and urn and forcestaff and everything else. I'm lucky if some support fag buys a Glimmer that they'll forget to use on themselves during their channeled ult
>>555257702the ones in this are retards getting owned by brood pl
>>555256898she'll be in another form of bondage too once i save this png
>>555258715I think I get it but I don't want to think so
just found out you dont really need to roam anymore and just do 2/1/2i see i seeso i just sit in lane nowi was wondering what i was doing wrong
>>555258995Actually sitting in lane as pos 4 is a waste of time this patch for the first time in at least three years.
>>555251147>Posts a bunch of sub-49% heroes>Most of them hover 45% WR>CM is the only one even narrowly positiveYou're showing a bunch of situational high APM/mechanically complex heroes who have to make complicated decisions about which abilities to use when who can save the enemy and have to maintain heavy tempo or lose control of the gameAnd half of them you should only pick as counterpicks, IF you're good with them already.
>>555259297i dont understanddont you just sit in lane and harass now as pos4/5?arghhh im so confusedmap big dont know what to do
>>555259350So what, im supposed to pick boring ass bad heroes but """meta""", instead of pciking the ones im good at? fuck this game man, this is the reason why i dropped it like 4 years agorewards lazy ass picking
>>555255234Only if they have girl photo as their profile pic or if they VC in-game and are a girl or sometimes if they TYPE like a girl(So I can sexpest them)
Undying is completely useless past laning phase
>>555259792he is an amazing heal bot vs zoo
>>5552594455 can gank offlane extremely easily through the gate if the enemy safelane ever pushes.4 should rotate to safe and mid regularly as 3 is an irrelevant role this patch and staying around to support it is a waste of time. Helping the carry or mid even a little bit is more valuable than helping the 3, only time it's worth staying in lane is if both the 3 and 4 picked strong laners and the enemy safe heroes aren't strong in lane just to shut down the carry, but a competent carry will recover in the expanded jungle while the 5 shuts down your carry instead, so you're inevitably wasting time staying on the offlane as 4 either way.
>>555259792whats the problem dont you guys say the game ends at min 10
Man I sure do love having to play Offlane after how many years of only having to play support, this was a good change and my teammates are very supportive
>>555259483I just think you're saying you're good- And you might be making good looking plays, sure -on heroes where one mistake can set you back minutes, or thousands of gold.I think you should look for less exciting heroes... Or accept that the "excitement" is because of the "difficulty" and that the "difficulty" translates to a "low winrate" even if you "think you're doing good"You played these heroes for hours and you don't think you made one mistake? Griefed your carry by putting him in the hole right as they went to BKB+Ult? Saved their carry in a fight or accidentally put an initiator next to your squishy? You never fucked around in the jungle for 30 seconds too long and lost your chance to keep the pressure on?Fuck bro, 7 games with one win, sure. That's not even unlikely, it happens. I don't think you have the resilience to play this game. You need to be able to investigate why you lost, not just get mad that you're not being rewarded for "not being lazy"Even pros agree, straightforward heroes with low skill caps are better to play than wonky multi-unit giga APM turbo-combo heroes, on average.And heroes like that only have high WRs in very high MMR- Where they ALSO have correspondingly very very low pickrates.Because that's what they're balanced around- Being complex counterpick characters- And they're designed this way precisely because they have irritating abilities that most people wouldn't enjoy losing to in every single game.The other anon was right, you're playing too many heroes overall AND you're trying to rotate too many complex heroes in your pool to boot. You should learn one of these and have three other (easier) staple picks if you care about winning frequently, instead of forcing retard comps with characters you think are cool
>>555259483just play as your waifus bruh who cares about winning, the meta changes wildly on valve's whims
>>555259972>as 3 is an irrelevant role this patch and staying around to support it is a waste of time.I'm so utterly tired of not getting any fucking farm because my 4 picks some dogass useless bullshit, flubs the first 4 minutes of the game by phoning it in while contesting lasthits and then getting bitched at because I'm looking at a late blink or don't have the levels to farm by the time the game devolves into a shitfest.
>>555261029yeah thats what i thought, i thought i had to support the 3 at least until he gets some items/lvls and we fight over the wisdom thingy while also autoing the enemy carry/support
>idiots keep feeding>okay, just avoid fighting and farm>they keep fighting and feeding>check profiles>3 RussiansThat explains it. Time to put down Dota until they go the fuck to sleep.
Give me 1 reason why huskar/brood are kept in the gameliterally nobody enjoys playing against these fucking nigger heroes
I have been playing for 50 hours now and seen a few videos and I still have absolutelly no idea what is happening and what I am supposed to do in this game. I know 50 hours are rookie numbers but I am starting to believe I am too stupid to play this. Just even controlling the camera gets too much for me. Does it get better or should I just uninstall?? I still sort of like the game. Seems cool if you actually have an idea of what you are doing
>>555262312it gets better but also this game was kinda made for people who played RTS games...if you're having trouble controlling the camera, uhh..
>>555262143bro still losing to huskar in the big 26
>>555262312i mean its originally a warcraft 3 mod so anyone who hasn't played a (blizzard) rts might sufferit for sure gets better if your experience is this bad now and you're still enjoying it
>>555262143putin is blackmailing icefrog
>>555262845who-tin?
reading this thread after months and niggas are still waifuposting, blogposting, statsposting and giving their trash take on heroes, all while esports are happening.>this hero le bad!!>this hero so cancer!!!>*insert random nationality* players are so *retard, bad, trash, etc*>queue *insert random server*........ *huge blogposts*>that hero? below 50% wr according to *statfaggotry website*>post *waifu nobody cares*>guys i dont understand, how do you play this role? (faking retardation to gain (You))at least the pugna waifu nigger and the schizo forced 50% are gone. (You) should have gatekeeped harder, now this shit is a r/dota2 + /lgbt/ colony
i simply donut care about esports or streamers
>>555263443>esportslook i enjoy watching TAPSEN too but its not esports
>>555263443>post *waifu nobody cares*I have that one I think, she probably doesn't care at least
>>555263443>all ontopic>but muh streaming/esportsroflmao loleven
playing pos5 is so fucking tilting when your cores are dogshit no matter how much time you spend enabling them theyre just mechanically outclassed by the other cores
>>555212875she's made for sex
>>555242805i think so. when i play games and im past the having alot of fun phase i play alot worse
>>555264625I was meaning to ask, is there a Kama Sutra for taurs, my imagination only goes so far and it turns out that's not far enough
Currently 2 for 5 on my first ranked games. I don't know how to carry teammates who seek only to run it down and I keep getting put on support. I'm terrified of being stuck in herald because it just means even my unranked games will be dogwater.
>>555262614>>555262771funny enough i played wc3 back when it came out but that is so many years ago and im so much older now and havent really played any pc games since that and 1.6 ill just keep on trucking. what lanes and heroes would you recommend for a noob? and what are some stuff i should know as a noob if you care to answer. simple stuff i might not know maybe
>>555264936Your got placed in a bracket before you even played your first ranked match. And at most the calibration matches will swing you a couple hundred mmr.You shouldn't stress that much about it.
BRO I FUCKING LOVE CLINKZHIS SKELETON NIGGAS ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY FUCKING KILL ME IN 1 SECOND LOL#BLACKEDRAW
>>555265529dragon knight. 'nuff said
>>555265780masao u bald fat fuck
Well anon, what's your favorite adota 2 arcade game?
>>555265585Alright. I am considerably less stressed. I get better teammates at unranked and have no trouble winning games even as support but play ranked and every game becomes so miserable. I've had one fun ranked game so far and that was basically my first game where I was able to get offlane and win by sitting on top of someone with w as Doom.
>le balanced practitioner of alternative medicine
>>555266078that botted chink one
Mirele spirit new mid is cooking the shit out of monkey business
>>555262028>Team constantly fights without you>Whenever you ping a finished item and a lane or target they ignore you>If you do get a good initiation/jump a nigga near them they fade into the distance or wait for you to finish before swooping in to KS or feed 4v5>Report <anon>, griefing and wouldn't help <X> in lane>Get out of game and it's a 4-stack><X> has less than 50 games played and went 1/14/2
>>555266187but anon this doesn't narrow anything down at all...
>>555263443Dota esports is for flip and korea fangirls to cream over the delicate ladyboy asian men and not representative of REVL DOTA(League esports is for fags who like pudgy nerd twinks)
>>555266534>Mirele spirit new midwatwhat happened to larl
>>555266878i read he was taking a break awhile ago
>>555266878Allegedly missing 6 weeks for personal issues
>monkey businessmore like mmmk bussys
>>555267325
do you think micro or macro are more important in dota 2?
Got the percentage back
>>555267073>>555267114oh shit thanksdidn't know that
>>555267738the good heroes all have pretty big models so probably macro
>>555267738campo santo cannot into micro
Bro 20 min + queue what the fuck
>>555269742why would ANYONE ever play dota 2
>>555269810Im literally not mentally well i hope that explains the deal
>>555269810The Quartero dialogue is somewhat amusing, can't wait until they jump the shark and make him a hero or replace the secret shop with him
>>555269810Marci
>finally finished the Atlas>craft everything>discover the capsule recipe is 1xVoucher for 10xcapsules, not 1x of each Voucher type.>sitting on 20xVouchers>limit is 1,000 capsules so just need 80 more Vouchers instead of 300 like I originally thoughtI guess I'm playing like 240 more games in the next weeks.
>>555271543/Thread
Me and a certain hero (you know who)
My carry is 1-4 my pos 3 is 1-7 and my mid is 2-6 idk what is happening these people are literal garbage
>>555272494im tryingggggg this games hardddddd
When will they add a new spirit so we can have a 5-stack spirit team of faggotery?
>get LPQ for no reason, probably some shiteating ivory dildo sitters disliking that I went afk in fountain in a game where everybody but me had about 20 deaths each and enemy had mega creeps>play LPQ games>once again, LPQ games are of significantly superior quality than my normal ranked games that are just full of feeding cunts and role abusersIf I could just have permanent LPQ without the single draft and the timeout before you can play, I'd be happy.Every time I've been in LPQ the quality of the games has risen significantly.Guess it's a biproduct of the people who actually give a shit about the game getting sent there.Unironically the two games I played today in LPQ were so much more enjoyable than the 10 games in ranked yesterday and had no griefers or role abusers.
This game is driving me insane. I go on a massive winstreak unranked, go on ranked just to go on a 4 loss streak. I eat and take a break every single game and I don't know what to do when I'm forced into hard support and my carrys never push objectives and instead chase 24/7. Even worse when I'm forced to pick someone like Oracle and they constantly move out of range for my spells.
In what fucking world is oracle's kit ever fucking balanced btw
Ziggers are shitting up this general with their miserable existence again just kys already nobody will care or miss you.
>>555274240you just need to pick a support that can turn into a core so you can carry the game and get reported by your team for role abuse at the same time
>>555273528Brewmaster
I got early kills through ganks and some by myself so I went with midas to boost my gpm a little more but looking at the graphs and the in game feel rod came out too slow. We've won but it felt like the game got extended for no good reason.Should I have skipped midas in favor rushing rod immediately? Should I have been jungling a little instead of creating stacks?
>>555274430I might not have to listen to my carry and just go carry items. I go Naga Siren when I'm on pos 4 and Warlock seems too slow for pos 5 and gets banned. I need to find a better pos 5.
>>555274240>I eat and take a break every single gamefatty fatty fatty
>E whoever starts a trade war or gets ganked early>Can hear the enemy seething through the screen as their target takes no damageTreant truly is the chillest hero
>>555274715I'm skinny. Dota's rage is good at making me hungry, maybe I'll finally be able to build muscle.
>>555274937my wife darumi is so good at support..
spamming timezone faceless got me divine and my teammates were mainly upset :)
>>555274378silence himthen target him first when he gets the force staff to avoid the silence
>>555273528What do you want a seventh for?
>>555274378he's pretty crap when you're on the losing side
>>555275508What do you do, just try to hit as many people with it and spam W? Hope your teammates capitalize on the CDR? Buy Scepter and spam Time Walk while you're at it ig?
>>555274378Have dogshit teammates. I can't win a single game as him because nobody stays in range of my spells.
watching tarzaned playing dota is the most entertaining thing ive seen in my life ive never been so entertained in my lifesrsly anyone who is missing on is missing on a mason 20x better
>>555276421yes, off lane and exactly what you said. Just itemize for the enemy team. Usually, Halberd + Eternal Shroud to fuck with the enemy carry and tank spells. Then aghs octarine or whatever else like pipe if the team needs it. It looks really stupid but getting two stacks of time dilation on some heroes does work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xbYdiaZG88Watching this video in the hopes that it'll teach me how to stomp noobs. I wish this video showed a support though.
it literally can't be better than thisseriously, imagine a guy who reached rank 1 playing jungle in League 6 years ago, never reached rank 1 again but became extremely arrogant and thinks he's never wrong, everytime he loses it's either him being streamsniped/griefed/lagged, he just got IP banned in League for being so toxic and now hes playing Dota and he isn't convinced he's ever wrong and thinks he knows what's he doingHe is currently arguing with a guy with an african american accent on US East because he doesn't understand his function as a Lina on a 2v2 matchup toplane and doesn't even know what pulling is so he gets mad at Clock for leaving lane and "letting enemy toplane players have space on lane"He was just got called a bitchmade mothafucka and he replied by saying his parents love him and he's a godgamerI can't this is so funny
maledict is the most niggerest spell in this game :(
>one voucher off from crafting everything>"ugh now I have to play several games to get all the rares">play 1 game, get the voucher immediatelyso much win
hes now thinking about doing a stream delay because he thinks treant is sniping him on stream on a fucking herald gamei cant fucking experience anything better than this EVER
>>555188437this raid only happened because the trafico killed a good cop, the Lixo de Janeiro governor ignored all laws and sent a raid midnight, saddly thats not usual in Brazil, the macacos in trafico need to die (the rich macacos in Faria Lima too tho)
Man this place is dead.
>>555274585dont worry guys the support AA is rushing midas all is well
>>555267847congrats anon!
>>555277023These videos always show games where the smurfs team was winning anyway and he just snowballed.
How do you even play largo? Do you just ult nonstop during teamfights? Also is he a 3?
>>555273528When they add another new stat type
>>555275508>divineCant tell them apart from legends
>>555277023>>555280339Smurfs still lose a portion of their games.
>>555280339>>555282708Yeah this video seems helpful but not terribly so. I'm stuck at support and literally am unable to carry until the laning phase has lost and I'm able to free farm. By that point most territory belongs to my opponent. Ignoring teammates and taking the safest options is probably the most helpful thing.
>>555276932i wonder if the dota community will like him
How do you solve the SF ult conundrum? If you go caster blink k&y sf it's broken as fuck nigger tierIf you go right click you don't even have time to get it off before someone stuns you
>>555283731mekansm first item sf was the best meta
>>555283008How much does IceFrog needs to expand the map? There's always SOMEWHERE you can farm.Plus, the game shows off Luna, a carry that's very hard to shut down.Every carry needs>MobilityLuna has second highest base speed in the game. And builds MoM-Yasha. It is sufficient. The smurf even gets Wind Lace. It is enough to go farm the jungle.Others need to buy Blink Daggers. The smurf went Force Staff.>AOE for fast farming and sustainFor a lot of melee carries, this is Battlefury. Range heroes have to go Mael. Luna's is innate. So is Sven's. It helps in lane with harassing the enemy, too.>SurvivabilityBKB. Manta can remove Silence. Butterfly gives Evasion. Satanic gives good lifesteal. These items also give damage. Luna's Aghanim's can just delete enemy heroes.>DamageLast.
>core decides to buy shadow blade instead of blink when he's supposed to buy blinki euthanize
>>555285069That's cool and all but I'm always stuck at hard support and my carry can't help but run it down every chance they get. Best thing I can think of is prioritize purposefully pushing the lane to our tower even though my carry can't stop pressing the autoattack button like a monkey.
i hit crusader!! started playing 2 months ago
>>555286536Congratulations but it's time for you to go back to league
man, this CM fursona is fuckign retarded. who thought this was a good cosmetic
>>555286703i'm a hoeroes of the storm player
>>555250818I told people his winrate was gonna take a 2% hit at most. He still pushes fast and still deletes heroes.
>>555286703if you think im this fucking low rank just because i talk about league youre in for a funny onei used to face dragonfist back in 2014
>>555206725this is happening in like 70% of my games, it's hilariouspeople who are farming role q tokens just instapick pudge 4/5 and he just gets banned almost every game
i hope you die of cancer if you pick shadow shaman
>mid last picks brood>its not a smurf>level 30go next
>>555289751NEIYA-TAYA-AN-DA-KA!
>>555286536Can you send replays? I just started this game and my goal is to hit Crusader. Currently trying to figure out how to best handle feeders.
why is shadow shaman so fucking overbuffed
>>555290502He's not? He's squishy. You're just a dumb asshole that doesn't respect the Pos 5 with disables.
>>555290629le i heal with le long ass stunle i hard dispel xD le i hit like a truck and also hex onattack xD le push with le retarded giant snake xD
>>555290707Yeah, I just said you're a dumb asshole, you don't need to confirm it.>giant snakeYou got off easy, shitbird. That facet is a meme.
>>555290707>le i hit like a truck and also hex onattack xD>le push with le retarded giant snake xDpick one
lich gonna have yo mana
>>555290707Literally just get bkb.
bruh
>>555286536it took me 1k hours to get to crusader
How do I play Meepo in turbo and win, the supports become too powerful too quick
>>555292165You don't. Meepo carries by farming faster that any other carry. Not from being strong himself.
70 mins in and this bitch is still talking about how he's already checked out at min 5 while being carried the entire way through fffuck you guys told me playing with white boys is better
>>555292165play him offlanerush 5x bracer treadsthen build aghs into shard
why does the game insist on giving me quality 1-2 games? is it really impossible to find normal games?like i just rejected 3 low quality games in a row dota my friend, maybe take a hint and wait until you can put me in a human game?
>>555294212what are your comm and behavior scores?
>>555294304both 9.1i even have 3 servers selected but i just can't find normal games for some reason
>>555293910Might try that, seems fun, I'd always take him mid since that's what I watch other people do, and I'm still learning him
>>555294446anything under 10k is shadowpool materialbut those numbers up
>>555294585i don't think so, i can usually find decent games (3+) pretty easily but not today apparently
Is Undying a good pos 5 for crushing noobs or no? I was told he is one of the best ones at solo carrying.
also shout out to the nyx pickers who make it their life goal to make their lane partner the most miserable men in the world within five minutes
are there any white people at all in this general
>>555294924he's great with an active carry who lanes good because the goal here is to aim for at least 1 kill every time tombstone is up and basically completely stomp the enemy offlaneyou cant afford to be passive. just run at them, zone them out with decay, you have a very strong lvl 2 with tombstone so you'll need to secure one or two kills at lvl2, basically if you don't snowball it's no good. an ideal scenario would be stomping safelane then rotating to another lane and applying the same sort of pressure. you need to brool with tombstone and aim to take down towers one after another. you cant play from behind with undying like you could with any other support
>>555294924THE BIG THING ABOUT UNDYING IS THAT DECAY GIVES YOU FAKE HEALTH SO YOU CAN TAKE FREE LANE HARASS WITH NO PROBLEM AS YOU JUST LOSE THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE. MOST HEROES ONLY HAVE TANGOES MAKING HIM AN AMAZING LANER
>>555296593green ppl own this thread
>>555295310I stunned them twice at level 1?? I literally don't know what the fuck you want anymore, Jesus Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1U_BAIinYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1U_BAIinYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1U_BAIinYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1U_BAIinY
Love seeing arteezy lose on sniper, I find it surpising he thinks sniper mid can actually win games in high mmr without his whole team playing 4 protect 1
>>555298309*has two screens of space away from the teamfight to click enemy gamers safely**kills no one*his set also seems straight pay to lose snipers normal particles are almost invisible but the big purple ones are giving tf2 machina
rtz chimp out
i only watch streamers that don't crash out and rage end the stream, like masondota2
>>555296695As long as I can turn my lane into a win and carry that's all that matters. I have to carry when mine inevitably fails.
Is sing still the best dota streamer?
>>555299371his humour was already outdated in 2015
>>555291792The grind's over...I'm John Weaver now.
>>555300136gratz beever
>>555300136gratz weavernig now post all time stats so i can estimate how many matches I'll have to play to get 30
>>555299614dota streamer appeal literally peaked in 2015 and has gone downhill since thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8KLOYAcY_A
>>555300309>>555300420Thanks frens, here's the stats. You can do it in way less games, I think I didn't have Dota Plus for a good chunk of those.
>>555300420something like 540 judging from that guy who no lifed largo to 30
>>55530042072,050 exp for max level.50 exp a loss. +50 exp per win.So 1,440 games max.
>>555300916>>555301002>>555302264it's not that bad i thought it would be like a thousand games
>>555302264>>555303696Assuming you have Dota plus all the way. You cannot gather exp without it. it doesnt add up.
>>555303875challenges and relics give exp
>>555303875>>555304826Yeah, hero challenges give +1500 xp every 14 days and hero relics give xp when you level them up (the gold tier ones give the most xp).
>>555304826>>555305002You wont level up shit if you dont have dota plus all the way until max level.You cannot go above level 5 without it retard.
>>555298309You have it backwards, he assumes his team will be playing 4prot1 for him every game.
>>555305821why do you assume the guy with lvl 30 doesn't have dota plus when that is the requirement to lvl past 5
>>555298309I mean... don't tell me he picked Ghillie Suit.
>>555307462dude whatever he picked doesnt matter, sniper is a mid hero that wants to play behind his supports the whole game that kind of shit just doesnt work at the mmr arteezy is at, especially not from the midlane
>>555307950You can take advantage of the enemy always wanting to jump Sniper, though. Even at his worst, Sniper's winrate is better than Morphling's, PA's or Monkey's.Goddamn Monkey is a weak carry.>IceFrog removed UAM exclusions>people stopped getting Lifesteal on UrsaThe fuck kind of sense does that make?
>>555308297People started buying battlfury instead. Remember how no one ever bought battlefury on ursa in early dota? I don't think it got popular until 2015 or 16 or something, maybe even later.
>>555309034Nah, m9. You don't understand. It's 80% damage reduction. I could feel the absolute horror the enemy had as they managed to get me down to a tinkle, but I kept manfighting for seconds with Morbid mask alone. And then I got Satanic, and it was Joever.Ursa carries harder than Jugg, btw.
i feel like jugs used to kill people a lot and then i looked away from dota for a second and now jug doesnt leave the jungle until he has two butterflies and a moomshard
>>555309963Omnislash got reworked from being a number of hits doing fixed damage, with fixed intervals, with extra right-clicks in between, if you were fast enough, to being just right clicks for a period of time with bonus attack damage and speed.That's... a problem. Were pro assholes using him as a position 3 too much, or something?
>REWORKED Omnislash>7.20>(2018-11-19)Also, damn, what a "look away for a second". Over seven years.
>>555261029Doesn't matter, the 3 getting a good lane is irrelevant. Helping the mid and carry is more important.
>0/12 ogre just running in to enemy completely clueless>check profile>1 game>12.000 hoursliteral forced 50
>>555311205Maybe on paper in a white roomBut then you can't expect your 3 to play like a core, either. What I see a lot is the 4 getting more farm and cucking the 3 "because they're behind and obviously a bad player"If that's the case then the 3 is the one roaming again and the 4 is doomlaning (again) and we're back to triple bracer Lucy and Timber bringing pity contributions after "lasting" in XP range for enough denies to hit 6 and impact the broolNot that I think that's an illegitimate strat(nevermind what most pubs are willing to run cold), but call a spade a spade
WHY THE FUCK IS SLOW BURN FACET DISPELLABLE
>>555223821PSG hereReminder I told you ten years ago there were cheaters in all your gamesWanna know the actually crazy part? There are cheats that have worked more or less continuously for dotas entire lifetimeYour games are fake. You win when with cheaters and lose when vs cheaters. Stop playing this slop. Something is only a video game if you have control over the experience...this is a lifestyle you're living and the benefit is spending all your time and effort in exchange for maybe spending some of your money too. It's not worth it.
>>555311745I'm serious, the 3 having a good game means literally nothing unless the pos 1 and 2 also are having good games. Abandoning the offlane and helping mid and safe as the pos 4 is always the best choice.
>>555311924Because it's free damage, otherwise? Because Lina has damage that triggers more damage, which triggers more damage?Kaya & Sange, Sheeva's and Gleipnir, and the simple 3 spell combo deals 4k damage, while neighbours get 2k.
>>555316002>Gleipnir
>>555316217I didn't stutter, nigger. It affects Overheat. Which triggers more Overheat. I used Shiva's on five dummies close together + 3 spells, and it proccs itself forever. Up to 100k damage after 30 seconds.
>>555317527How does an effect that doesn't deal damage affect it?
>>555317527I play Meepo and I loathe Lina's innate
>want to grind my favourite hero to lv 30: Waifuranger>tfw feels like she's in a bad place atm so it will just be misery and all those losses will be a poor showing of mai waifuFeels bad, bros.I'll probably get some dumb shit like Sniper to lv 30 long before I can win enough games with her.
>>555319643She's a top tier pos 1 with the shackleshot facet this patch
>>555319643she's one of the best heroes in the game.
>>555319745>49% winrate on pos 1, 50% with shackle facetAs much as I want to believe, I think that's just pure delusion riding on hopium like back in the 2024 Whirlwind days. People SAY she's OP, theoretically she's good on paper blahblahblah, and then when it comes time to deliver, not a single pro player can actually use her well, and pub stats also say otherwise. Because she always has hard counters, and her biggest weakness is that she can only kill one person at a time, compared to stronger carries who can 1v5.>>555319985And the cutest!!
>>555320282Whirlwind was a really fun facet, why did they remove it?
>>555318201"Combustion" is a passive spell, with an AoE. 400 to be precise. And Gleipnir's +75 AoE DOES affect it.
>>555320282If you buy blademail, she might kill herself.
>>555321196Because redditors and casters made a huge deal about how OP it is or whatever.Even in TI, every time somebody picked WR, the casters would go nuts and bitch and bitch and bitch about how OP she supposedly is. SO MUCH DAMAGE. And then...she ended TI 2024 with an exact 50% winrate and barely being pick/banned in semis and finals because turns out, she's not actually OP.I don't remember which game, but one of the later ones had her as pos 1. She would go in with Whirlwind in a big fight, stay for like 2 seconds, and leave because she got slapped by a spell and now she's on the verge of dying. But the casters would not stop talking about OMG SO MUCH DAMAGE from that 2 second instance. They'd bring up the battle summary, go WHIRLWIND IS SO OP, SURE SHE LOST THAT FIGHT AND THE NEXT THREE FIGHTS AND THE GAME BUT WHIRLWIND IS SO OP!!! SO MUCH DAMAGE!! I think it was just bad-faith fad-chasing streamer behaviour where they latch onto something for pointless drama.And the dumbest part about it was how the pros played Whirlwind WR. I watched every single TI game with WR in it for tips and improvement ideas but there were none. They would basically be off farming 24/7, never join a single fight like she's Anti-Mage, and then lose the game for it. Sure she got 400 last hits in like 30 minutes because her teammates stacked the ancients like 20 times for her, but all it was good for was farming neutrals. She got lots of farm, she gets lots of items, but it doesn't matter when she doesn't participate in fights at all and by the time she does, the enemy team bought MKBs so they slap her through Windrun and BKB anyway. All the fearmongering about Whirlwind dominating TI2024 was complete bullshit. And Valve fell for it hook, line, and sinker because they probably only go with public opinion for balance ideas.
>>555323234it dídnt just get removed. it got nerfed and everyone stopped using it. then it got removed.
>>555316002I like to go for Meteor Hammer instead, to extend your meme combo + mandatory stand in the fire time
Nicehttps://dota2protracker.com/hero/Nyx%20Assassin
largo is busted lol
>>555330817Yeah idk what happened, ppl just found the builds with himOfflane Largo with Aghs + Kaya and Sange and the croak of genius max hp damage fucks
>>555331407I was doing that the day he was released and retards were giving me shit for it.
>>555331407100% that talent goes or gets moved to 25
>>555331407They also buffed him in b and c and nerfed a lot of other heroes
>>555332598I checked the log and the only good buff was largo duration doesn't get decreased on his croak of geniusHe didn't even get a lot of buffs really>>555331802Based>>555332554Ya this needs to happen
i guarantee largo sees play in the upcoming tournaments and gets nerfed in a letter patch or 7.41 (when? when battlepass? when aghs lab 3?)
bros our pl just hit his 18 min phylactery power spike it's time for a comeback
Next time I'm forced to play pos 3 I will pick Largo.
i still havent seen a single person play largo in any of my matches and i'm not exaggerating
Anyone got the grubby shadow shaman clip where he blinks into a double damage ursa by himself mid at high mmr
i wanna play one match vs real people today but my social anxiety feels like a massive medicine ball pressing down onto my chest today.. the very thought of a dota match hurts..
>>555334996You can do it! I believe in you!
>>555335140i'm queued...
>>555335140ALL THREE OF THE CHARACTERS I PLAY GOT BANNED I HATE THIS GAME THATS NOT FAIR WHY DOES UNRANKED HAVE BANS
>>555336563Time to learn a new hero, this is the best way to learn
>>555334996Just mute everyone.
>>555334348I saw a few. Most were pretty bad supports, but one of them was pos3 and stomped us to death without ever using his ulti.
I got absolutely dumpstered as a storm spirit by a Kez mid. What could I have done to win the lane?
>>555336853hit him
>>555336653This sucks I want to abandon
i think ember spirit is fun
>>555337405Don't do it! You can win!
>>555337691no i cant i randomed into a support when the other guy in my lane was already tinker
>>555337772Let him farm
>>555336853play safe reach lvl 6 pick off weak supports snowball
>>555337846this was the least fun i've ever had on this game. i spent a hundred hours learning how to play three characters and WHOOPS ALL BANNED what is the point
>>555338590You need to learn new heroes too
>>555338590well maybe you should play more than 3 characters?how the fuck do you even play 3 heroes for a hundred hours and not get bored
>>555338671>>555338651YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO TOLD ME TO LEARN ONLY THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAT WAS YOOOOUUUUUUUYOU DID THAAAAAAT
>>555338723Three in each role, anon...
>>555338723i didn'tjust play whatever you want man
>>555338769>>555338827oh by the way heres what the pre-game match quality breakdown thingy looked likei've never seen this much green before...and it gave me the worst experience i've ever had on this game. gg i am never accepting this again if there isn't at least a little bit of yellow/orange
>>555339591Don't worry anon you will win the next game
>>555339826yeah because i'm going back to bot lobbies for another week
>>555340184Anon you won't learn anything by playing against bots
>>555340239yes i will i'll learn what twelve other characters do because apparently i need to learn twelve other characters just to have the privelege of playing this video game. can't just launch a videogame and play it nope gotta learn it for another 400 hours because apparently 100 hours wasn't enough i need 400 more to learn twelve more characters i need to learn all five roles to play the one role i actually am interested in apparentlyyou know how when you play overwatch2 and you try to play as one of the cute girls but actually you gotta learn how to play as all the sweaty ugly men? oh wait no you don't because overwatch2 doesn't have BANS IN QUICKPLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY and also you probably don't even play it because all you dota players play is dota and you think its normal that a new player needs to practice for 500 hours and learn fifteen different characters just to have the privelege of playing your sacred video game.DON'T reply to me.
>>555340836Anon you can learn how to play heroes against other players, in fact it's better than against bots. 100 bot games do little more than 1 bot game, all you get from them is the absolute basics.
>>555340836>complaining about banslmaoplays a little longersoon you'll be complaining about not having enough bans to weed out all the cancer shit
if in doubt pick that nigga underlord
>>555308297ursa was a dominant carry for like 4 years straight after he got the shard mini enrage and only just now got it finally removed and they still try to pick him in pro games
I play every role every hero AMAMy rubick winrate is 37%
>play carry>2 item slots instantly locked because you need both nullifier and bkb and existnice game
>>555343191You mean 3 because you need satanic bro
>>555343224my bad
i finally warmed up to that ugly ass toad he is soulful like kez
>>555343995>kez>soulfullmao not with that anime dub tier voice acting
>>555343995Marci was the last sovl they released
when i lose in dota in a dbad way it reminds me that i;m worthlessand i throw things around or kicki like to get under the covers and hit myself in the head and repeat "stupid". i usually cry when i do it
>>555344304go hit the gym
>>555344367i cant gain mass because of an illness that doctors cant cure
>>555344412Eat more food to cultivate mass
>>555344304one time i got mad i kicked my chairshit left a bruise that hurt like shit and took a week to heal
>>555344304relatable
how fucking retarded is gorpie moving into a mold infested shithole >>555344304play better then you piece of shit
>>555344628who lol and moving where
>pick arc>win>get told to kmshey that's not okay guys... dont do that be considerate alright be nice
>>555344817some streamer and i dnno maybe posts about it on socialsIs it the same shithole apartment in cyprus he was in since before christmas and sick this whole time? lol
>>555344628>how fucking retarded is gorpie moving into a mold infested shitholebeing a full time streamer means you dont get a raise or benefits in these trying times
>>555344507i can't build mass BECAUSE i can't eat a lot. stupid
>>555344628doesn't he live with his mom?
>>555345340Why can't you eat a lot?
>>555345247You mean Gorgc lol made me actually look it up damn you lol but wasnt that nigga bragging about making X amount of money so mold shouldnt even be a issue for him move somewhere else or get someone in to fix the issue
>>555345494i'm not getting into this with you, you're gonna turn into one of these know it all detective faggots who somehow have an encyclopedic knowledge on everything health related, but it will amount to some bro science "lol just eat x" or "lol you probably eat like shit"like i didn't have what i have for years and haven't spent hours searching for cures and trying different dietsjust shut upshut up
>>555345340Drink your food then lol
>>555345612>streamer making money he doesnt have tits
>>555345659Lol he has easily cleared a mill from streaming according to himself
day 2 of laying low, i think the mmr agents are finally start to give up on their search, soon ill be able to queue again
>>555345720and once his streaming "career" dies he'll blow through it in a few years like the retarded shit he is
>>555345625Anon I'm just trying to help there's no need to be upset, calm down ok?
>>555345720hes been streaming for over a decadea 200k/y job does the same
>>555345854I'm giving them a call right now, they will remain active until their mission is completed.
>>555345896Lol not saying you aren't right but point is mold shouldn't be a issue for him when he has the money to move>>555345861I don't wish that on any man so hopefully he has everything in check
>>555346037he doesnt have money to movenetting a million over 10years doesnt mean he has anything on the bank
>>555346037bro is a nouveau riche fratboy retardhe literally can't manage money
>>555346104living in europe is cheap broeven on a 40% income tax no one is spending 60k a year, particularly not a guy who spends all day in his room gaming. maybe the jet set hyperclass who travels from hilton to hilton but for a streamer type guy he's got to have savings
>>555290358don't wanna leak my steam but i'm a dazzle/oracle pos5 player because it's easier for me to enable a bad carry to do well than to play with bad supports. i fight for control of the easy and hard camp so i can stack and pull and use the gateway a lot to gank hardlane and i also rotate for minute 4 rune, sneaky enemy jungle wards are very helpful to the macro impaired later on and using dust basically makes every single person follow you to kill the guy that's solo in the midgame
>>555346423this is all completely unfounded
>>555346423Im not even trying to pocket watch the nigga but I find it hard to believe he fucked off the money shit he makes around 3-4k a months on subs alone then add on the ads he runs
>>555346446and also when i play on weekends i queue exclusively pos3 and try to tempo the game on something like axe or slardar because weekend players are always horrible
>>555345881well you can't. the chances of you coming up with a miracle cure for my problems is 0%
>>555345881he didn't ask for your helpand now you are accusing him of being upset after prying into his affairs like an asshole
>>555346639he made 700k usd in 2024 but he seems to be done with sweden he liquidated his assets
>>555347070>he made 700k usd in 2024source?
>>555347206https://www.allabolag.se/foretag/gorgc-ab/stockholm/internet-konsulter-operat%C3%B6rer/2KH69U3I5YFHL
>>555203135proper skux
show me your bans
brooled all over the map
>>555345979im never letting them catch the midnight queuer!!!
>>555348146
>>555348569worse crop than during the irish famine
>>555348256lol more like midnight queer
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>>555348569brother windows has built in snipping tools nowadays how are you still using paint
>not a single streamer can hold top 100 rankwhose fault is it?
Is there a website where I can pay smurfs to carry me in unranked? I wanna know what winning feels like
got fucking owned by a refresher shaman big ward who kept ratting
invoker is literally the most braindead hero in this game i swear to god
>>555351235how is that true in the slightest
did i mix my magicks
>>555351275because it plays itself after you get aghs?wow memorizing spell inputs so hard
>>555351491surely there are heroes that fit that bill better
>>555348146i want win bans
>>555351829not when the supposed hard hero has a billion pickrate and 53-54% winrateevery spell is so powerful they could be ultimates and this nigger can throw them out like candyAND all of his fucking spells become gigantic AOEs in case you had trouble landing it on the whole team
>>555351993then why arent you picking him and winning
Shaman overbuffedWarlock overbuffedDisruptor overbuffed, why the fuck does glimpse do like 300 damage?
>>555352235i don't play heroes i don't like to play even if they're op>just le play it if it's so brokenresponse straight from reddit btw
>>555348146if I had one extra I would throw in lycan too
>>555354963>banning antimage???
>>555355060I don't want to have a retard on my team who gets a battlefury at 30 minutes to farm for the next 40.Also mana burn's annoying.
>>555354903classic excuse
"I ban this hero so I don't have it on my team" is retarded because you have 5 enemies but 4 allies>but but...literal djinnbrain magical thinking
>>555355597okay bro are you done spewing shit from your mouth
what's a good pos4/5 for newfag to learn supporting?
>>555355797uninstall button
is role queue token behavior the gayest shit to ever grace this game?>I will pick invoker position 4 and rush midas>no I will not block camps or pool tangoes/claritie>wtf we lost>I shall now add my thoughts to the text chat about how none of this is my fault
>>555356424there is nothing about role queue that makes this specialpeople griefed without roles
>>555252454She doesnt shit on the lane & her weapons arent google play gift cards.
>>555356502No, the game wasn't nearly this bad pre-2020>Pick all roles because I want a match as fast as possible>most always get support roles>of support roles, usually get hard supportI'm not a fag so I play my role properly and buy sentries, pool tangoes/clarities, pull/stack. But in the 1/4 games that I get offlane? >"hurrrrr idk feel like playing support, position 4 sniper/hoodwink/pudge/invoker/weaver durrrr">first item some dogshit such as midas or farming carry items>teammate as pos5 is a coinflip between an actual support like dazzle/warlock, other times the above shitDon't try to gaslight about "oh DotA was always this way", it was NOT nearly this bad in the past. Yeah you got too many cores, or supports raging and farming, but some useless shit support every single match?
>>555355797Lion/Shadow shaman/Witch doctor
>>555357356>No, the game wasn't nearly this bad pre-2020according to what metric?>Don't try to gaslight about "oh DotA was always this way", it was NOT nearly this bad in the past.dont try and gaslight me by pretending its gotten worse when all you have is your dumb anecdotal evidence
I dread my next game and I queue up in fear.
Dota was worse because every game would have some inbred picking a jungler and ruining one lane
griefing a game as we speak
>>555358016how do i win this much
i hate this game
>>555358016you are SO FUCKEDit's know 5win ruleu will get subhumans %100
>>555359035
no casters for pgl weu cq?
>>555359035whats going on with your profile pictures
Why is this stupid fucking hero weaver even a thing now?
how do you go 0/11/4 on phantom lancer
had a mid necrophos that fed off respawn to the mid invoker and pinged buyback, went on his profile and his picture was a seemingly normal looking thirdie surrounded by girls
>>555359035>it's know 5win ruleAnd a ching chong nip nong to you
>>555361001a trash support replied this %100
>>555359035>doesnt show the 8th game on either account
>queue 1 game>win>stop playing for the dayI got this shit figured out
better to run than curse the road
>>555346446>>555346691Makes sense. I play predominantly offlane and I basically only get that and hard support anyways. Predominantly go Doom offlane because he's not someone you can easily counterpick (if people go linken's and ult yourself) and it's easy to stack creeps yourself as him. You can farm like crazy really early on once you win the laning phase and just win once you grab bkb and another item.
Found one of my old greentexts,I was trying out minimax speech-02-turbo so I shoved it in and played around with the voices.I thought it was surprisingly pleasant to listen to, so I thought I'd forward it back to you, d2g:https://vocaroo.com/1g5rSYzhlvnQ
>>555348146antimage if im not carry so my carry cant pick this heropudge in every other case
>>555359035I got a pos1 venom who fed top and complained we didnt help enough (we were there all the time to salvage his retarded ass).We should have lost, but heroic pudge blinks, a very ballsy shadow shaman, a decent but very farmed sniper saved the day and the fact that the enemy team really didnt want to use their BKB too soon helped us come back.It's not a 6-win streak, i think about going pro (1300 MMR)
I'm just too tilted from this fucking game. All the games are dogshit, I don't win as much as I did a month ago no matter what I do, my teammates are all retarded and grief, it's like I'm on the losing side of the coin right now
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
Deadlocktards are laughing at us...
How does razor fit into all of this?
>>555368523zapping asses
>>555362517>queue 2 game>lose>mood ruined for the rest of the week
me mid
I think I'm done playing
>>555372562KINO
>>555372562skill issue
>queue pops in less than a minute>decline it with dota plus>get stuck in queue hellits trying to set me up with a guaranteed loss isnt it
next clink rework is death pact ult again
I WON ONE MATCH I WON ONE MATCH I WON ONE MATCH I WON I WON I WON
>>555378353congrats
>>555378664thanksits insane how much this game dictates my mood
Is batrider a good support rn? 4 or 5?
can i just report everyone
>>555379232your supports will count less if you do that
You should not be able to hide match history, I don't care if it's a requirement to have the game in Germany or whatever the fuck the only actual use for it is to hide evidence of smurfing/boosting.
>>555379647gah!
>>555379232Yes>>555379647No
Fought a really hard game where our mid straight up left and our pos 1 refused to buy rapier so eventually we lost feeling kinda bad right now
>>555380285is there anything that i can do to make u feel better? :s
>pos 4 SB who buys no wards and rushes silver edge in a game with no break targets while raging in chat>mid Puck who's chat banned and writes GG on the map after every death>enemy team has an obvious invoker smurf, 200 matches and 90 MVPsBut the queue showed 5/5 greens for everything?
Deadlock will replace this game and TI will become deadlock only in 3 yearsThat’s the great confluenceThe death of TI abd the birth of a truly skillful pro game
>>555380729> the queue showed 5/5 greens for everythingi fell for that earlier in this thread and /d2g/ made a fool of melesson learned: do not accept queue if its all green. it will be a dogshit experience
Just played a game where one team had Brood and the other team had PL with Aghs and Silencer. That shit was the most lag I've ever witnessed in a game.Every single time Brood had her spiderlings grouped up and Silencer pressed Q or PL Aghs rushed through them the game would go into slideshow mode for 2 seconds. We were getting stomped this game but ended up winning and I'm 100% sure what made us win was the lag, nobody could play teamfights and the team that just had more right click damage won cause heroes killed things by themselves.
>>555380926hilarious
Every game I pick specter, every game a retard pings my phylactery. Niggas just don't read or learn.
bro said specter
>>555356424You are not supposed to share tangos anymore, waste of money.
>>555358016She force on my fifty til' I engagement-based matchmaking
it seems we are winning it is time for me to dive tier 4 towers twice
>>555382275It seems we are 25-6, better try to take hg min 15 instead of farming 3 lanes plus triangle in enemy side till min 25 plus rosh.
>>555365589make sure to farm the enemy jungle as offlane when you're strong, you don't see any plays and can get a support to hover you and ward, a lot of the times the enemy pos3 picks some lategame character and tries to farm like a pos1, so if your pos1 is farming your jungle, you're farming theirs from mid to sidelane so you can make a quick escape and push in the lane and mid is catching waves - you end up with 3 farmed cores while theirs are fighting for one half of the jungle because they're too scared to walk up to you
>>555382478Farming radiant jungle as radiant as pos 1 is unsafe as fuck.
>>555382757but i said as strong offlane and to farm enemy jungle? i don't understand
STOP PULLING MINDLESSLY. THE WAVE IS UNDER MY TOWER AND THEY ARE AXE SKY, IF YOU PULL SMALL CAMP THEY WILL DIVE AND KILL ME.PULLING IS FOR LANE EQUILIBRIUM, NOTHING ELSE, STOP GRIEFING MY GAMES.
>>555383121IM SUPPORTING :DDDDDDD*pulls without stacking**doesnt block the enemy camp**stays AFK in the trees without any sort of harassment**dies*GG CARRY NO ITEMS (min 7)
>>555382478As a pos 1 I want to farm orange circle when winning and blue circle when losing. Your black arrow on radiant side is the shittiest most unsafe farm of the map, usually reserved for mid and off. I don't mind sharing farm with my other cores in the 20-30 min mark while we push offlane t2.Your positioning is fine min 10-15 before safelane jungle becomes a death trap.
played my first real person game after a lot of bot games and yall worse than the bots
>>555383562i'll make sure to remember that when i climb higher, i'm not that high rank and position 1s usually just stay on our side of the map to farm in my games unless we're winning hardcore and forcing them to defend from base, so i make sure to grab the enemy jungle to scare off the enemy team into staying together and having to share xp and farmdo you have any more macro knowledge i can use as offlane to bully the enemy? i don't really know the midgame plan for mid and pos1
how to know what pierce bkb or not?
>>555384628read
this will *not* end well
>>555384628by uninstalling the game and saving yourself thousands of hours of frustration
>>555384628I wanted to say it's on the tooltip but they forget to update them so often that I don't even know if you should rely on that, I guess just play and try to remember what's what lol
How do you fight against the urge to pick a quasi-carry offlaner rather than a tanky intiator with AoE stun?
>>555384476If your one 1 is not taking the farm take it for yourself, even if you are support. Dota is a net worth different game, what I am describing is the ideal scenario. Just don't unconsciously grief your 1 game if you see them trying to take that orange farm. A good tip to remember is that the mal is divided in 2 not by the river but the middle, just a straight line.I am not immortal myself but I am trying to push for it this year, I will write my thoughts later from what little crumbs I been stealing from pro players. There is barely any learning dota 2 content.
>>555385068Picking dark seer and being a nuisance
>>555385068By pretending it's two years ago, you can pick literally anything as pos 3 and it doesn't matter also with the map being as big as it is now you can pick a carry and have space to farm
>>555385068Why do you need to fight the "urge"? Pos 3 isn't the same as "muh tank".You pick what's best for the draft. Blindly spamming Axe and Centaur all day only gets you free losses.
>>555381798Seems like you're at the MMR you deserve
>enemy pos1 was faceless void>had cosmetic that made him look exactly like dark seer>I didn't realize that he was actually void after the 2nd (second) time I got ultedreally felt like I drank the stupid juice this time
>>555378819anons?
>>555386048i think if you play him as a 4 you can tempo the game really hard but he needs too much gold to be a 5
>>555378819Do you need an item to function like a dagger? If yes, don't pick it as a support because you are gambling on the outcome of the game with the lane. If you fall on levels and gold you simply won't be a hero in the game since bat needs the movement, tankiness and level to go in, laso someone and survive. You are not a magnus that can press one button and die, you need to function after the fact.You will steal cs with stacks during laning too, your offlane will hate you
>>555385498thissometimes you need to pick a ranged offlane cause your other two cores are melee
any loading screen recommendations for my profile background?
>>555385498>>555386746Offlane is expected to be second pick though so 90% of the time all you have to go of off is the supports. And the enemy carry will counterpick your lane half the time.
>>555387770so how is picking tide changing that
>>555387770Pick a carry and trick the enemy to counterpick
>>555387770>And the enemy carry will counterpick your laneHuh? Nah. I instalocked Antimage(female). Again.
when dotaplus says behaviour is disruptive you know it's gonna be a good game
>>555387939Offlane doesn't need to be the fat initiator hero but most of the heroes that do that are expected to be offlane. Your mid isn't picking Primal and your carry isn't picking Tiny, they will watch you pick Visage then pick SF and Drow and flame you the whole game for not playing "tank".Also FUCK this new captcha
>>555388383it's a coin toss, either you get 2 griefers on one team and the game ends at 15 minutes or you get 9 muted tryhards who play the game like their lives depend on it
>>555388383Ironically, that's because you're the sole person with low bs/cs in the lobby. If everything's a match for (You), that's because you're amongst peers with equally bad bs/cs values.
>>555388626trueeeeee>>555388636i'm 9.5 bh/cs
>>555388791>9.5Called it. Impressively low too.
>>555388625if it doesnt matter what is picked cause your teammates could ber retarded then why even enter the conversation
>>555388636you'd know that's not true if you actually played the game lmaoor maybe you have such low MMR that the matchmaking can easily find matches for your bracket
