(SFW) Edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>555164505
I wish those leak about Rem being the Sandman division director in the OIC were true instead of him being a baby.
Rem vore.
>>555191306Baaased.
Some1 repost all the voicelinesI don't feel like it
Haze rapes Rem in his sleep.
>>555191445>salvageNothing needs salvaging it's Billy getting dunked on and retreating, your characters don't have to be perfect and without flaws.
>>555191443Femcel recognises femcel
I NEED the Venator and Celeste pastebins
Valve needs to add a rat-coded hero to this game.
which character should a newfag play
Come to conclusion that the game actually sucks and I hate it but I'm still gonna whack my shit to the porn.Is this real deadlock mastery?
>>555191525You can piece together the conversation with the voiceline viewer, it has Seven's lines. https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/characters/graves/
>>555191461post their OF already
>>555191658nigger do you understand what "coded" means?this is literally just a rat
You want more Melee heroes?Well what if they added a character based on John Henry?
>>555191396Give it a week or two.
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!... and other amenities available for the valued guests at The Baroness
>>555191687I do this with gachas but not deadlock learned the entire blue archive lore just from beating my meat
>>555190548Here's what I got.Neil>Synopsis: Neil is a black male, mid 20s, who has a UFO violently enlodged in his skull; The ship protrudes out his head. A miniscule Plutonian pilots the ship. Neil doesn't acknowledge this or his injury. He is an arrogant nerd with an ego who doesn't respect the great minds who came before him. Enthusiastically wants to use the patrons to wish for the enlargement of Pluto so that it's considered a planet but has no idea why he wants this as he is the one who pushed for it's declassifaction.Kit>Ray gun: Self explanatory.>Crop circle: Select an area that will be marked with a crop circle. Delay while the crop circle forms. For 4 seconds after, creates a spell field that lowers all enemy stats. The spell field will additionally heal and buff allies and any enemies who are mind controlled.>Space Flight: Levitate off the ground with increased movespeed at a fixed height. Used for better sight for casting skills.>Tractor Beam: Cast in a straight line an UFO that picks up enemies and are dragged with the moving UFO. Enemies caught build up a debuff called brain washed; enemies afflicted with brain washed have their health drained and enables friendly fire. The UFO will drop off all enemies at the end of the path, stunning them.>War of the worlds: Call down a Pluto meteorite that strikes the ground and damages enemies on hit. Delay between activation and the meteor hitting the ground. The meteorite will emit space radiation immediately after landing. Radiation will damage enemies inside the area and apply brain washed rapidly along with another debuff called mind controlled; enemies mind controlled have their controls arrested from them and will automatically attack their closest teammate.Playstyle>Use Space Flight to get airborne and then disrupt your enemies with Tractor Beam to move into Crop Circle and clean them up with your team. Use War of the Worlds to have them wipe out each other.Does it sound fun?
>>555191310Damn I was about to make the thread. Especially since we’re all talking about these 3
Oh, I see, I was a fool to skip over that item that gives mass cooldowns
Vote Celeste!
>>555190246you know they could probably salvage this conversation by replacing>"the uh... the rituals starting"...with...> "oh boy, more martyrs. sure hope they wont be replaced by someone else and garner sympathy from the masses.">"pens mightier than the sword"or something like that. i feel like both of their mindsets make sense though. getting the people to rally and take down oppressors is important, but often are people scared of the consequences and so they keep their heads down till they feel its safe or has momentum. in this case vindicta killing off people they hate would push them into action. both are importantall this just to say it makes me sad they dont get along. i feel like they have similar values towards justice. a trad pilgrim bumpkin and a punk urban drunk
>>555191707I don't know why I enjoy weirdly motivational Seven so much, but I do.
>>555191771>You're my mom.
I’m still voting silver but her lines make her seem really lame and cringe. They’re all just very generic or le quirky
>>555191363Maybe. The dialogue's ambiguous but it'd be nice flavor for both Billy and Graves' characters here if the intended reading for these lines was that she was his friend and disliked Vyper because of their mutual connection through Billy
Can I go to people's steam profiles from in game? I am new and learning Paige, I wish to spread racial slurs if I lose.
>"necro_match_start_unicorn_necro_convo03_01_hero_zipline_3d" "Your jacket would be cooler without the fringe."Even Valve knows the jacket sucks
>>555192405They only added it cause tester's didn't like her outfit without it.
victor is kinda shit in brools
>>555192404go to your steam friends section and click the "recently played with" section
I honestly don’t like the direction we’ve gone with the setting. Before it was a lot grittier: mobsters, killers, the occasional badass.Now we’ve got two highschoolers, little fuzzballs and unicorns
>>555192524they only said the outfit was too colorful for a unicorn circus performer which is retarded
>>555192267The dumb hair bob tumor looks so bad. I wish Valve would finish her model already and give her proper smoke hair and not just that tumor under a lazy effect.
It just me or the play game ghost have some hefty bosoms?
>>555192597If the setting was just mobsters and lowlifes with no contrast, it would get boring
>Ugh, I hate teenagerskek
Swapping saliva with Rem
>>555192746No.
Billy shitposts on 4chan
>>555192954Billy has a WhatsApp group with a modest following but all the followers are bots, alt accounts, or alt accounts made by Vyper
>>555192760IT's actually insane how much of a bitch Yamato is. Like I was totally expecting "I must avenge my Onii-chan... please, assist me friends!" shit.Instead she just talks about murdering everyone and mocks them. I'm not kidding when I say she might be top 3 villains in the game. Wraith is a ball of sunshine compared to her.
>how it's going
>>555193102that's what an accurate portrayal of a vehement racist is likejapanese are all like that, especially during the imperial era
hazes ass is fucking huge holy
>>555192836You are not merely gay, you are a gay with a small penis
>>555193121This is dangerously close to my Abrams games yesterday though in my defense I was literally playing deadlock for the first time
>voting for furryshit>voting for tumblr quirkchungi>voting for gay shotabaitimagine being a nigger lmao couldn't be me
>pick viscous >go 0/10 and have 0 impactis this hero shit?
>paige has a skirt>crouches with her knees together>mina's crouch has both feet and knees togetherI thought she had no shame
>>555193102It's funny how no one knows this since she speaks japanese 90% of the time, like even the other heroes don't understand she is threatening to turn them into a piece of clothing
>>555193509>minaIt literally is you
>>555193519He's good but you have to ignore any ability scaling he has and just build generic gun items and click on people.
>>555193509>votes for the most nigger option and plays the most nigger of heroeslmao
I want/need to milk Rem's prostate
>>555193750>the most nigger optionweak bait, venator is loved here
silver=venator>apollo>=graves>rem>celeste
so it's just another general filled with subhuman porn addicts
I noticed know one gives commendations out anymore since the new post-game scoreboard update.
>>555193709right click or left click
>>555193862I lose every game and don't feel like congratulating the people who just broke my kneecaps.
Street Brawl turns out to be a really good place to practice heroes, minus the batshit item builds.
saar, porn is bad for you saaryour benchode will grow big and then a cow will have to suck all the bad things out of it saar
>>555191826a ufo enlodged in his head is pretty goofy, but maybe too goofy to really fit in the setting? why not just abducted and they put machines in him like in "rakka" or "fire in the sky" might be funnier since some plutonian felt slighted and were petty enough to abduct and mess with him. also aliens are going to be a hard sell, but still pretty cool.The kit is pretty boring with no ability really standing out. His kit is too open ended(aoe de/buff, movement, disable, aoe damage) he doesnt seem to specialise in any field. The abilites dont really have any synthesis. Also doesnt really fit his lore except only in the most forced of ways. e.g drifter in setting is a serial killer, in the game he stalks his prey and kills those by themselves. neils ult does too many things(too strong), it should have a more focused effect whether its nuking, DoT, debuff, etcthe brainwash/mind control debuff is cool a idea though seeing as it fits his lore and might allow for fun commentary on ideology, groupthink, being openminded and being full of oneself>inb4 i fell for the bait
>>555193905Left mostly, right can be useful in early laning.
>Ixians have their own language>Infernus doesn't know it because he doesn't give much of a shit about IxiaI wonder if living on earth and not visiting Ixia is what makes Infernus look more human or if he hides his tail and files his horns downIt would be funny if Abrams knows some Ixian
>The only reason anybody acknowledges your field of study is because a bunch of phonies at an accrediting institution deemed it legitimate. But who accredits the accreditors?<My research has real-world applications. Well, they're theoretical for now, but->You want real world applications? Watch how I apply my bat to their faces>We've got thinking golems, soul electronics, and literal magic professor. What makes you think your instruction is going to have value 5, 10, 50 years from now?<Intellectual curiosity, but judging by your demeanor I think it's safe to assume that's a foreign concept to you>C for effort, but the correct answer is that it's already worthless>Professor, you do know nobody cares about your classes, right?<On the contrary, I think my students appreciate my lectures greatly>They're in it for the credentials, your classes are just one more obstacle in the rat race>Bebop, I'm all for blowing shit up and grabbing people and knocking their lights out, but Jazz? Get with the times.<Billy, if you keep being like this, instead of Jazz, you're going to be hearing the sound of my bomb being stuck to your arse.>Bebop, you wanting to save Ms. Shelly doesn't make you good or selfless or kind. It makes you a slave, just as much as any other sucker chasing something.<*Sigh* Maybe you're right Billy. I'll do anything to save Ms. Shelly. That's why I'm here. Question is, what are you after?>I came here to kick ass and eat grass. And brother, I don't see any grass.>Newsflash Abrams, you wanna survive on these streets, you're gonna need street smarts, not musty old tomes, so take off your reading glasses and knuckle up<Oh I'll knuckle something alright>Alright Abrams, here's how it'll go: I'll be the brains, you'll be the brawn<I can be the brawn, I'm a bit iffy on your ability to be the brains
>>555193813Of course niggers love other niggers dumbass.
>>555194079he's supposed to be mixed
>>555193964>minus the batshit item buildsnah, it's negative reinforcement so you still learn from it>have shit rolls on the hero you want to play>damn I wish I had this item right now>remember to buy said item in 6v6especially true for hero counters and damage resists since getting offed here matters a lot more
Just when Geist is about to cum she hits you with the soul exchange now you're on the edge and she's got a burst of energy.
>>555194127if niggers live in your head rent free that's a skill issuetouch some snow
a werewolf named silver is like a vampire named onion
>>555194538You mean garlic...
>>555194538>vampire named onionkino because they don't even die to onion
>>555194538werewolf named brass
>>555194538honestly I just want the names to be as simple and memorable as possible to blurt out on voice chat, I don't give a shit what they are calledI will just say cowboy because Holliday is too much of a mouthful
>>555194826Call her Holly
either brawl match making got changed or im paired up with complete noobs every game
>>555194962no because the dynamo teammate would be like 'who' as I get lassood into a walker
>>555194538DID HE JUST SAY ONIONHOLY SHITWHAT A FUCKING RETARDAN ONIONA FUCKING ONION
>>555195000I'm convinced valve are testing a new and esoteric matchmaking system powered entirely by the captive souls of extradimensional beasts that cannot understand our reality.
>>555195154>captive souls of extradimensional beasts that cannot understand our realityso...league players?
>>555194826Are you an ESL?
how come I keep self casting when I hook and then bomb with The Bebop™? bomb never goes on my hook target.
>>555195154Rem and Viscous typing on a keyboard at Valve HQ>Anon is so good at this game! I'll match him with these new people so they can be a teacher and everyone will be friends!
>>555194392Upset coon detected.
>>555195251no I'm fucking English kek
Where is /dlg/ sitting?
>>5551953531 because I can just snooze the flight away :)
>>555191972Actual uma fans are voting for graves.
>>555195154Last night my matches were fine in brawl, good amount of wins and good amount of lossesim on a fucking loss streak today for whatever fucking reason
>>555195331Then you’re quite weird because holiday is common and quick word to say
>>5551953534 or 7 so I can flirt with Lash/Venator
>>555195503but not quicker than silver ;)
>>555194538>vampire named onion
>>5551953533I won't make it out alive, but it's how I wanna go
>>5551953531 of course!I get to sleep easy AND I have a fluffy tummy to huff!
Asking again in the new thread, did they add Doorman's lines taunting the new 6 yet?
as a new player, how do you counter punch abrams? hes incredibly tanky and does half my hp a single punch
>>5551953533 would probably be fun as fuck
>>5551953534, I'm shooting my shot with Vyper, if it doesn't work out then she can just murder me
>>555195653press parry
Celeste is one of the options you can vote for, that's for certain
>>555195353hard to pick between a fun sleepy time with rem and getting futa spitroasted by celeste and silver
the speech bubble arrow doesnt line up with whos talking and it pisses me off
Where do we stand on the Rem penis debate /dlg/?Does he a teeny weenie or is he packing a trouser snake?
>>555195353Plapping Mina as much as I can before Drifter rips my throat out...
>>555195854Rem is a literal child
>>555195854Valve made these posts not funny anymore
>>555195353Anything other than 2 is a wrong answer.
>>555195854I am not opposed to him being small_but_hung however I suspect he has a cute smol pp.large balls though
Going to bed soon, and won't be able to run any more matches until the hero drop, but I did the best I could, 50 votes. I'm genuinely ok with any outcome but REM, though.
>>555195653If he has less than 2 points in charge then you can parry after charge before he can heavy melee.Charge is easy to dodge with vertical movement.If you have counterspell you can parry the charge itself and you won't get dragged.Buy healing reduction and %HP damage items.
>>555195353every single one of these is awful, but I think 8 would probably be the least offensive. Apollo and Krill would probably get along and just chat about nice things while Mo sleeps or something.
>>555195965The question still stands
>>555194008I thought the visual of having it stuck in his face, cutting through his eye around to the back of his head like a circular saw, was immediately striking which I value more personally. Using abilities would also have the Saucer do things like glow and rotate for added flair. The machine route doesn't leave a lot to his visuals otherwise though looking at your examples there's potential but having him too monstrous loses out on why he is still oblivious.The kit overarching gameplan was to use UFO to put people into the radius of the crop circle and the meteorite since while they are strong they have delay activations so that they don't catch people immediately with their powerful effects. Crop circle and the meteorite also compliment each other with their debuffs. Though space flight I'll admit is a nothing skill. I had the idea for a passive for headshot damage to debuff with mind controlled or brain washed but wanted another active.Thanks for picking up on this theme. It totally wasn't the vehicle to get a fetish through the guidelines.
>>555195353Unironically 3, would spend the entire flight trying to convince Vyper to join me in the cabin restroom for a quickie, consequences be damned, though obviously bare minimum I'll have to contend with spending the remainder of it getting an absolute stink eye from Graves.
>Apollo has a "Let's take out Fathom" line>No one else doesWhat does it mean?
>Graves acts like a petulant teenUhhh... I think I regret voting for her 60 times bros...
>>555196125how would sitting next a guy who sleeps all the time be awful?
> Not voting for the cute girlsLMFAO virgins
What could I have done to win this game.
>>555196046I will not be denied the pillow biting shota >:(
>>555196314Because Viper is right in front of you and would probably antagonize everyone and anyone around her
>>555196308Probably that Fencer was being concepted earlier than we thought. Last batch of heroes had some Fathom lines too.
>>555196308Fathom confirmed
>>555196391And Priest?
>>555196314HOOOOOONNNNNKKK SSSHOOOOOOOHOOOOOONNNNNKKK SSSHOOOOOOO*Snrk snff cough*HOOOOOONNNNNKKK SSSHOOOOOOOMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
>>555196350You can have the Thursday drop, it just would be an incredible buzzkill for the first one to be a fucking literal snoozefest supporter whose only role is yet again to do everything in their power to stall the game out.
>>555196465do owls even snore?
>>555194538valve hire this man
18 HOURS UNTIL SILVERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>555194826>can't roll Holliday off the tongueESLbro...
>>555196663Yes actually but it's more of a very sporadic soft hooting and ironically it's not during rem sleep.
>>5551953533we'll be discussing sexual appeal of corpses and undead romance
Prerend that we get a PvE game mode where we get to face off against a raid boss patron.Who do you want to fight?
Rare!
>>555192267GUHHH
The secret 7th character is actually Abrams 2
I believe
>>555193660>>555193102>ohayo desne le nihongo ga des eehhhhhh aego ga uehhhhh uhhhh me read katana des uuu me superior me n1 desshut the fuck up you faggot weebs
>>555196345>glass cannon>no anti-healalso you're complaining while enemy had punch infernus.
>>555193102>>555193660Reading her lines, it's hilarious how needlessly antagonistic she is, even for a crime lord
>>5551953532 without hesitation
how would you fix this Bebop build?
>>555192336>Get off my ass billy>As billy plows said ass, talking about how age of consent is just "the man" keeping people downMake it happen art people.
>>555196927Barachads stay winning if true
>>555197154no that's yucky
>>555196805I love getting Rare and/or Enhanced items that are fucking dog shit on the character I'm playing. And it never gets better on a reroll.
I hope they reveal they're both straight
>>555197150enchanters is overratedtankbuster sucks this patchexpansion isn't necessary early and mystic slow is something you buy on him when you want lightning not before
>>555192639>>555192524Wow Valve's testers make the game slightly worse the more they play it? Hmmm thats new.
Is it better to spam Mirage scarabs on one target or spread them out to other enemies?
>>555197248>going on TikTok looking for things to be mad atI think /v/ would be more your speed
>"familiar_match_start_familiar_werewolf_convo02_01_hero_zipline_3d" "Can you help me?">"familiar_match_start_familiar_werewolf_convo02_03_hero_zipline_3d" "I can hug.">"familiar_match_start_familiar_werewolf_convo02_05_hero_zipline_3d" "<starts crying>"maybe even a bigger bitch than yamato.
>>555191310Just a few more hours and i get to play as my wife, Graves!
>>555197265I'll try skipping enchanter and mystic slow, thanks.
>>5551953536, they are the most chill
>>555195353I don't even like Rem but 1 he looks cute there
>>555197506drifter will stare at you the entire time
>>555194538Gonna put this one in a frame
>>555197402>Actual kid voicelinesHe's gonna be annoying to hear after the first game.
>>555197506Lash will fuck with you to try and impress holiday.
>>555197248Maybe stop spending all of your time looking for shit to make you mad, retard
>>555197402>>555197589Haze will make him a man.
>>555192639Did they mean there were too many colors or that they were too vibrant for the style of the game?
>>555194538Did you hear they're adding a fairy named Tin?
it not right
>>555197839if a girls dress doesn't make you want to undress her, it's in poor taste
>>555197743>ebony goddess with lighter palms and soles We could've had it all
>>5551953531. It's a long flight and I don't want to deal with the dog smell coming from Silver.
>>555195353Probably 7 for some holy protection from half the the plane. 4 is a close choice though, Lash could be a good wingman bro.. if he's not getting harrased by vyper all flight
>>5551953537 because I hate women.
>>555192267Those anons joking about Haze trying to groom half the cast into OSIC might have been onto something.
"rare" and "enhanced" items should reroll into other rare/enhanced items.
>>555198209I thought they did? Every time I have rerolled an enhanced or a legendary it spat one out.
>viscous>enhanced rescue beam (20 second cooldown)>seraphim wingsi just floated in the air and made sure no one on my team could ever die
>Haze is literally an actual hazeWhat the fuck?
They are changing Haze's ult to Dream Eater instead of bullet dance in the same patch they add Rem with his sleep abilities. Screenshot this post.
this seems too complicated for me
>>555198394>she has a big haze ass made out of hazeholy shit
>>555198209They literally do this, when you reroll it retains the shop tier and enhancement status for all 3 items. If you roll a T2, a T3 enhanced, and a Legendary, you will roll that exact same combination in the exact same positions, just with different items.
>>555198425They're not changing shit about fuck
>>555198431spectate matches of someone you want to play and learn how they move and buildthen try it out in street brawl
Nerf this dishonest fat cunt into the dirt or add draft so I can permaban this crutch hero.
>>555198573hotpoo did this...
>>555198507>>555198314It doesn't do it, faggots
>>555198431posting frogs lowers your iq and hightens estrogen levelsreal facts
Why did yoshi move me from green rank to red rank
>>555198431it's ok to not like it. it's a niche game for people not right in the head.
>talk shit all game>enemy pocket solo ults me multiple times and talks shit back>enemy goo has seraphim wings nad constantly is coming after me>say pocket is really boring to play against because he just presses 4 and sends 4 people back to base>the team has THREE knockdowns>we win>hit em with that "gg ez noobs"i hope they were mad
Remchads? Where we at?
>>555198618Post evidence, then, because it's done this every time I've rerolled.
>>555198707kys shigger
>>555195353Whoever gave out the tickets make the giant mistake of sitting Vyper right next to Lash. She's going to harass him incessantly, annoying both Graves and Holliday until all three get into a gigantic screaming match with Lash in the middle. Warden would probably get up to break it up, but then that leaves Venator alone right in front of both vampires. They're going to taunt him incessantly until he loses it too and they get into an actual brawl in front.The dumb smelly dog woman is likely going to lose her cool just from all this Church/Vampire shit going off and get involved too. I imagine Mo and Apollo ignore it and have their own conversation, while Paige is too much of a pussy to do anything about it, and Rem is just Honk Shoo'ing the whole time. So, basically, 1 or 8.
GravesBros surging in the polls.
victor fun, thoughts ?
>>555196465Gonna let you in on a secret anonPlanes are fucking loudYou can barely hear people in front or behind you talking to each other let alone the snores of a child
I don't know much about MOBAs. Are there any heroes that'll let me crutch on having good aim while I learn the rest of the game?
>>555198979>Planes are fucking loud>t. too afraid to fly because planes "crash all the time"
>>555198979What kind of third world planes are you riding in?
>>555198950> thoughts ?nonewhen you play victor thoughts have no more place in your head
>>555199146Wraith, you have an ability to win most 1v1s if you have good aim, and another ability that lets you escape if you end up overwhelmed
>>555199146depends on your aim style, are you a twitch aimer or can you track well
im a simple man
>>555198707
We will grape them!Together! :D
>>555194538This needs to be a line, some character needs to point this out, likely Vyper.
>>555198884It's ok Warden can just Ult and melt everyone on the enemy team in that tiny plane cabin
last time billy won first vote and it surprised everyone, who is this patches billy? graves maybe ?
>>555199174safest way to travel or at least they were, things have been getting worse>>555199210Boeings circa 8~ years agoIt might be more quiet up front but if you're anywhere near the engine in economy it's a loud roarThey're fucking jet engines anon you can hear them when they fly a KM overhead you don't think you can hear them when they're 10 meters from your face just because there's a thin layer of metal between you and them?
>>555199360based grapist
>>555199174>>555199210>Anon states most obvious fucking shit ever if you've ever experienced air travel>I know, ill insult him to pretend like i know dick about what's being talked aboutYeah 90% of the plane brings headphones nowadays to drown out all the quiet, fucking dumb niggers
Somebody email Yoshi RIGHT NOW and tell him to let Vyper slide into the vents because SHE'S A SNAKE
>>555199260Thanks, I'll check him out.>>555199263Better at twitch but I can track well enough.
>>555199475>>555199618Okay but you"d hear someone next to you snore, dude.Baka...
>>555199696Agreed, also I need a pic of Vyper swallowing a dead REM whole like he's a feed mouse.
>>555199618If you pay attention to any actual representation of flight planes in media you'll notice NO ONE HAS ANY FUCKING HEADPHONES ON. You can safely SLEEP with worst case scenario being someone going BING BING in a nearby seat.Last time I flew anywhere was in fucking 2009 though, maybe they just got very very loud in 17 years?
>>555199712Haze is a good pick as well, besides being a generally aim intensive hero like Wraith she also has a really potent skillshot ability with great utility, it basically pins them in place for roughly 1s and you can use it to interrupt dangerous abilities including a lot of ultimates.
>>555199712if you want to snipe, vindicta's ult is a sniper, she is very squishy but rewards good aimif you want tracking, haze, infernus, wraith
haven't modded in a while but I'm gonna reinstall the darkest dungeon portraits when this guy finishes the v3these are cool
i unironically hope Graves is older than 17 so i can ethically goon
>>555199429Furry option always wins because furries have the most autism and free time and don't have jobs, so Silver or Rem
>>555199696this 100% should be doable and honestly mo should be allowed into the tunnels too it only makes sense
>>555199146We have Vindicta, Haze, Wraith as main gun heroes. Vindicta can fly and snipe people with hitscan for a shttion of purple damage so there's that.
>>555198707At work, imagining the faces he'd make if I were to fingerblast is cute asshole
>>555199808>in mediaUnironically one of those things that shit me, it'll be a plane scene and everybody's just casually talking like it's a slightly busy cafeteriaIf you flew first class or on a smaller plane it might have been less noticeable, but being pincered between two jet engines in economy is pretty fucking loudLike it's not deafening and you kinda get used to it but even a loud snorer isn't going to be much botherMaybe you just have a different idea of what constitutes "loud"
>>555200045if she's under 17 would it be an ethnic goon?
>>555200045I hope you mean ironically when you say unironically. Otherwise: You people who think fictional character age matters and that they have human rights are mentally ill and I hope you get the help you need someday.
>>555200045>gooning>ethicallygod forbade you to waste seed, not to touch minors
>>555199360im getting there
>>555200045>suddenly
>>555200427, one day
>>555197743If she looked liked this she wouldn't becoming dead last in the votes.
>>555197839Meanwhile you can see all the way up on Celeste
>>555198193tfw no haze to rape me
celeste better have a heavy melee head stab animation or else...
too bad venator winning this week is a pipedream
>>555200163wat
>>555200874Yoshi will rig the votes, just you wait
>>555200095Do you REALLY want Mo to escape from you even easier?
>>555200957age of consent is lower in 3rd world countries
Why did they phone it in so hard on the Archmother's theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsI2WMYkfxQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da_v2KZVfWU
>celeste is a supportah fuck what if celeste has those autoaim projectiles as her weapon
>>555200874I have 65 votes on venator, fuck all the coomers and the redditfags
>>555200874I think it will go>Rem>Silver>Graves>Venator>Apollo>Celesteand then once Venator is actually out I've gotta fight for him with all the other dipshits trying to get the new hero. Probably gonna be over a month before I can consistently get him in games unless he is just mindlessly OP since that always attracts the most boring kinds of people to a character
>>555201084>mindlessly OPHis ult is shiv's ult but you have to aim it.
>>555201084the only characters that were really difficult to get a couple of weeks after patch were mina and billy
>>555201068I'm a coomer and I like Silver and Graves but I have 20ish votes for Venator only. Haven't played much of this patch.
>>555196004I'd pick 2 and offer to be her seat for the flight
>>555198573I personally hunt Paige's down because if they run unchecked they make the enemy team immortal.
>>555201068I'm a coomer and voted Venator
>>555200980They're letting calico an already top pick character so why not
>>555200156This is why I'm going to onetrick Rem when he releases.
lashes lines still make me smile and laugh after nearly 1k hours
BRAWLHOUSE>BRAWLHOUSEBRAWLHOUSEJ3RH6J3RH6J3RH6
I never read a single itemI buy the default build guide left to right every single game with 0 variationI never use any actives I purchase (I still purchase them if they are next in the build guide)I never do any jungle campsI don't even know what a vending machine isI never leave my starting laneI will never change
>>555193102She's an accurate portrayal of what Japanese people actually are. Anime has distorted our perception of them, they're egotistical psychos.
me when I finally catch apollo alone
>>555202050if ur still going after my current brawl i shall join
>>555201027yeah it sucks, needs a redo
>>555202042Lash's bugs make me wanna kill myself. It's been happening so fucking often since the update.
>>555201027Archmother's theme starts off really good but dies before you get into lane.
statlocker sez spirit heroes are top tier, then why is this general always whining about gun heroes?
Which one of you lashtards was it that just insisted a dynamo should be the one ulting first instead of you?
>>5552020505/8>5/85/8>5/85/8>5/85/8>5/8
dont play in /vg/ inhouses unless you want to get your account hacked or mass reported
>>555202050only need 1 more
Vindicta, Apollo, Rem and Graves are off limit chud.
>>5552020507/8, just one more fags
Which heroes will synergize with best boy Rem?
>less than 24 hours until a new heroAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Why does Yoshi want me to suffer?
>>555200767Well /dlg/, would you allow yourself to be groomed by Haze into joining the OSIC?
FISTABLES READY UP
>>555202861Celeste's massive horsecock
>>555202861lash, since he benefits from the mobilityImagine if the 5AP upgrade for tag along absorbs a stun
>not randoming
>>555203113His boyhole would make her cum in 5 seconds flat.She doesn't stand a CHANCE!
>>555202759i looked up vindicta and she was modeled by an israeliyou can keep her
>>555202861see:>>555198425
>>555191820>look up gacha porn>it's basically just nigger porn
>>555202972have you tried making some friends in the aim community and playing with them
>>555203113Built for me.
>>555198425what is dream eater
>>555193509Look at this qt
>>555199882>>555199992>>555200104Thanks for the recommendations, I appreciate it.
>>555203386I hope he takes bonus melee damage or something
>>555203476>I want to pound him harder than other charactersWeird take but ok
>>555203505hehe the joke is sex!
why are we choosing characters based on visual model
>>555203591>The joke is cute aggressionyou have schizophrenia and will on everage be dead by 37
I have 50 votes towards gravesshe may not win monday but I really hope she gets in second or third at least
>>555203591Thats not what I said though.
>>555203386Onahole for all men btw
>>555203627I didn't, I love stance switchers and summoners, silver & graves being hot is a +
>>555203386Made for tummy huffing and handholding
>>555203705none of them have their abilities listed it seems silly
>>555203627drifter was made for me, I smile like that and my eyes glow red
Is Doorman shit in Street Brawl or am I just very bad with Doorman? Been playing Brawl on mostly random heroes and I've done Doorman twice now and felt useless.
spreading the vote so no matter what i won't be disappointed
>>555203896Just bellmaxxx
>>555203920As long as you realize that doing this is the same thing as not voting at all.
Anyone know how rank works in this game? I started off with 10 normal games, then got 10 games with 5 afk teammates. I 1v6'ed but lost all my towers to creeps. Won 2 of those 10, went up from seeker to arcanist after the ten shit games, now I've played 40W/10L and my rank hasn't moved a bit since the obvious bot teammate games ended.
>>555191820>>555203224Valve should add shupos as playable heroes to deadlock
apollo x gravessilver x wraithceleste x hazevenator x victorall canon btw
>>555203995anon take a closer look
>>555204024>silver x wraithFinally some ludo.
actually, I'm going to report Rem players to chris hansen. to catch a predator, deadlock edition
>>555203386why are his legs and belly so shiny and lickable
>>555204027No.
>>555204024>venator x victorSadly there will barely be any porn of this, where the fuck are the fags?
what does REM stand for
>>555201027They just need louder vocals
>>555203995SNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF!
>>555204205honk honk, here comes the joke!Rapid Eye Movement
>>555204205Really Erotic Monster
Do we have a pastebin of celeste lines yetI need to know if she actually acts like a unicorn
>>555204263I was going to say this but I'm glad I waited
>>555204205Rem as in REM sleep.The stage of sleep where you start dreaming.>>555204263This too.I cannoy wait for the thousands of e621 results.
>>555204297>acts like a unicorn...eats grass and poops on all fours?
>>555204138I saw some porn of Venator x Raven earlier this week
>>555204263Wtf
>>555204379Help a brother out and direct me towards it, please.
>>555204343If she slutshames the sluts.
>>555204391We are not immune to propaganda
What exactly are Rem's abilities?
>>555204343MUH DICK
>Unicorns like Virgins>Bicorns like whoresWhat does the horn number have to do with it?
>>555204406xcancel.com/ZackNoxZ/status/1982087131813056931
>look up new Rem art>see pic of Mina farting on RemGod dammit. Who is this garbage even for?
Genuine question, whats with all the Rem porn
>>555204631Holy FUCK, thanks a lot anon you made my day.
>>555204680furry
>>555204680It's not porn, Rem just doesnt wear pants. Its his design.
>>555204680>small>very smooth>cute>looks like ralsei before getting ruinedand he's just the right size for my penis!
>>555204634I"ve notived loads of fart porn lately.Someone just got paid and decided on loads of commissions
>>555203632>knowing the term "cute aggression"you will genuinely kill yourself, it won't be young either. you'll be old and you'll give up on trying and eat all your old man kills and die a sad lonely faggot death
fyi furries appiered in early american cartoonist circlesseeing an actual furfaggot in deadlock would be historically accurate
>have to play with rem every time I queue up tmrsigh
>>555204680furries are pedophiles and animal abusersnews at 11
>>555204930>buy counterspell>never get sleeped for the rest of the game
>>555204859better than being a schizo
>>555204583>pillow throw skillshot, knocks up like kinetic pulse>latch onto an allied hero and become a barrier, you can use items but you fall off after the barrier is broken, ~10s duration>send out a helper, we don't really know what it does or how you control it>AoE sleep, targeted like lash ult
>>555204950I'm Indian and projecting hard btw idk if that matters saars
Apparently if you go over 100 votes it stops showing the number... Interesting#VoteVenator
Curse is next on the chopping block. The question is how are they going to balance it? Make it have a 2 min CD?
>>555205021>latch onto an allied hero and become a barrier, you can use items but you fall off after the barrier is broken, ~10s durationI need this to last longer at base so that I dont have to play the game.
>>555205042>no stickers on the lamplaaame
>>555204770true
>>555205070they'll make it a skillshot and that'll be the end of that
>>555205032>White furries vs punjabi chads
>>555205087no it has a short duration so you're forced to play the gameyou do not get to be yuumi
>>555205070curse is a crutch, it's not getting shafted
bros how could i have won this
y'know, Billy gets shit on for being a rebel without a cause but isn't Seven the same? He just grinds harder for his antisocial autism than Billy does
>>555205405Did you pray to the RemGAWDS?
>>555205108Even pre-downgrade, Rem is still cuter, sorry.
>>555203896he's bottom 3 on winrates on the stats we have, so yes he sucks at street brawl.
>>555205456Good pic
>>555205443bro i was literally playing rem
>>555205456>KEM
>>555205506Artist gave him pawpads though, isn't he a bird?
>>555205456I WILL find this uncropped and beat my meat >:(
>>555205594I'll upload it to the usual site in a second
>>555205551this is his ingame model, he has a beak but paws and a tail>>555203386his helpers have bird feet though
>>555204205Rapid Eye Movement
>>555205683Built for RemGAWDS
>>555205634>>555205594k its up
>>555205732What, the sofa in the back?
>enhanced heal booster and enhanced health nova gives over 1000 healing to basically your whole fucking team.
>>555205683Rem will be the most op because his model is hard to hit and he has a ridiculous ult. Graves will probably suck. Tombstones are easy to deal with.
>>555205683every rem is going to feed because they follow their carry in and get blown upvenator is going to attract haze and wraith players and be in every fucking game because he's a gunchad who can build nothing but gun items and increase the damage his abilities are doing at the same time
LMOAhttps://static1.e621.net/data/sample/21/cd/21cdfe38432a73addd2fb94f43b23941_720p.mp4
>>555205683Built for being raised as a corpse
>>555205740I wanna make out with his sheath
>>555205683If I'm being honest I don't think it looks good for Silver. She's a gun focused character, but it doesn't appear any of her abilities involve gun and are more utility, and her rate of fire makes Doorman look like Wraith. That said, Doorman is a relevant comparison since he was given the damage to justify it and could even make valid gun builds despite his gun also having awful velocity and a weird travel, so who knows, maybe she's chunking people.
>>555205923Billy proceeds to pick him up and use him as a fleshlight
>>555205683I think Venator is going to be busted just like how Shiv and Billy were on release.Celeste's leaked moveset of AoE, shield, and goo ball makes me think she's gonna suck.
exterminate rem players
kiss rem players
>>555205740Uploaded a couple more good ones too.
>>555206283done, I just reduced all rem players from 0 to 0 in an instantbe grateful
>>555205138>posts more BBC spam>copes that he's 'basically the same'
Need 1 for street brawl ihJ3RH6J3RH6all random
>>555205923>Silver is green while Graves is yellowREMNIGGERS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Voting for graves>Educates the moronic masses>Has an asian wifeDamn, Deathys pretty based
Your response?
>>555205923I still think Silver is gonna win desu.
>>555206484looks more like a placeholder than the last one, ui icons shouldn't try for depth
what am i doing wrong on wraith. when playing haze all i need is dagger + 1 mag to kill anyone at any point in the game, when playing warden a single bullet from his gun does same damage as a surge+mag wraith card, on top of warden being unkillable. meanwhile when i play wraith i can get 10 cards off on 1 dude and their hp bar hasn't moved a single pixel
>>555206556buy more purple items
>>555206359lash, the people's hero
>>555206556have you tried buying purple items?
>>555206431>deathy has a wifebullshit
Is Rem's wish to the patrons for everyone to fall asleep so he can grope all the big booby heroes?
>>555206741anon, she's asianprobably has an hourly rate
>>555206642>>555206659what others are necessary besides surge magnum and boundless. im new so my farming is probably really slow, i only reach surge + mag by 25min mark. should i have already rushed boundless as well on top of that?
>>555206791His wish is to find his parents again since he has been lost for a while.t. secret knower
>>555207024I NEED TO HOLD HIS HAND!!
>fat remsort yourselves out.
great, now we have more metros (pedophiles) making their way into deadlock with rem
>>555207286More tummy for me~
>people want to fucking the literal kid, the highschooler, and the alcoholic
>Get put on Paige>Watch as the enemy Lash, Abrams, and Victor just steamroll the entire team while I can do NOTHING to stop itYeah fucking amazing thanks
>>555207293Putting aside that Rem is probably 8000 years old or whatever, Im probably just going to try out Rem as much as I can in Street Brawl and then get bored and drop the game. Again.
>>555207376yeah? Your point?
>>555206982>what others are necessary besides surge magnum and boundless>necessaryyou have to play it by ear and see if it increases your damage without making you play like a retard
Is the playerbase just completely dead in australia?I've been running into people who are top 50 of the skill leaderboards every other match now.
>>555207539OCE only plays gachas
>>555206556you're doing it right, she sucks.
>>555206556don't play wraith in the first placemina is just better and does the same thing
>>555207605>rushing ricochet without any passive procswhat the fuck are you doing? there's a perfectly fine tesla if you really want to jungle farm
>>555207605>absent mindedly spraying M1 into paradox wall for a full second or twofascinating
>teammate does 2k more hero damage than me (38k compared to 36k)>I do 9k more objective damage than him (18k vs 9k)>it gives him MVP
>>555207605are you playing on a laptop trackpad or something jesus christ
>>555207906alpha test
>>555207906>2 stats
>>555207539It won't be substantial till at least open beta dude. Even in dota i still get familiar names and I'm only legend/ancient, rarely going against actual immortals though. OCE atm in deadlock is bad for sweats but fine for me in the mid tiers and probably fine for casuals and noobs.Every OCE game is like this unless its one of the most mainstream games on the planet like league or CS.I'm pretty confident the population will grow enough for it to be perfectly playable long term though. Even a few of my normie friends have dipped into it and had a positive time with a couple actually getting hooked.
>>555207961They're the two most important stats, objective damage is THE most important stat undeniably.
>>555208053>undeniablyobjectively
wtf is title
>>555197269it wasnt even the testers it was the leakers that raised a fuss
>>555208180Probably the name of his gun.
>>555208180>x0.122gee thanks mister
>Decide to play one more before bed>Get the worst possible teammates>Run towards a fight in our jungle>Against a Shiv with infuser>He leads them into a small hallway>He dashes back and forth>Meanwhile two enemies are pushing a walker>Rest are coming to help the shiv that is 1v4ingIt's always like this. Honestly, think I'm going to stick to street brawl from now on normal games are literal cancer.
so do you think we will get updated boxes? like more relevant items to destroy other than boxes, for example there are some vases to smash in the hideoutadditionally will we see a sinner sacrifice visual update?
>>555208442>>one more before bedyou played yourself
>>555208010that is not good to hear.
Are two Heroes being added tomorrow?
>>555208775One tomorrow, one in another 3 days
>>555208775One hero, but actually it's getting delayed another day too.
>>555208775perchance
there should be an item that boosts box and buddha breaking so noobs can get it a grief matches running around the entire map all game
>>555208709Welcome to OCE bro. Where have you been?
>>555208442Right before bed matches are the worst shit ever.I was playing Holliday and I completely annihilated lane, I had more kills than my Mina and then afterwards it felt like both teams just decided to have team fight after team fight and both teams overextended constantly so nobody fully had an advantage till the respawn timers caught up and my suggestion to not overextend was met with>Dude everyone does it, LETS WIN THIS!then they all died and we lost after a 50 minute match. Average Alchemist-Arcanist match recently has been like this.>>555208775Monday is one hero, thursday is one hero. Repeat till they're all out.
>>555208853This and/or an item that lets you prioritize what buffs you get.
>>555208880in OCE.
At the very start of the game each lane should have a sinners spawn right in the middle.
>>555208916Honestly deadlock will be fine here eventually. Fucking TF2 still gets full private lobbies here. Valve games (apart from artifact) always get a good enough population
Do votes reset after an entry or do you keep all your votes for the person who didn't get in?
do any of these tracker websites show average match duration based on rank? I can't find it.
I think I've finally cracked it.I keep getting shit matches with people obviously better than me because I'm so shit the system think i'm a smurf deranking because it can't fathom someone being that naturally hopeless.
>people get confused by the new creep designsAre Deadlock players braindead?
I haven't played in a couple months and lost my rank, but the games I'm getting feel like I'm playing against initiates or something I'm stomping them so badly.
>>555209198I could see muscle memory causing a harsh adjustment period since if you've played since alpha that's almost 2 years of "shoot the red creeps" being drilled into you that's now wrong half the time.
I fixed Celeste's design with AI. idk why they made her design so noisy, weird colors, gross tattoo
>>555209370Literally looks like something from league. kys
VOTE FOR WOLFMOTHER
>>555209370you made it into a generic uninspired slop
>>555209370looks like a marvel rivals skin
>>555209198>b-b-but allies are supposed to be le GREEN and enemies are supposed to be le RED!!
the character you're voting for is going to have your least favorite playstyle while the character you're not voting for is going to have your most enjoyable playstylesurely celeste won't require aim right
>>555209370right looks like a cheap gacha design, get better taste
>>555209231It's been weirdly mixed for me. The best Pocket I've ever fought was in the same game where I'm pretty sure a couple people barely knew the controls
>>555209370the only thing her model needs is tattoo removal.
>>555209515I hate m1ggers but I vote Venator and going to play him with Tormentor's Pulse
>>555209370>no lucky shot tattooIts shit
If you have 100+ votes for a hero you should have permanent priority for said hero when they release
>>555209370Yooo which Soraka skin is that homie
>>555209453>>555209493>>555209509I pre-empted this response - I think maybe a core problem is that she doesn't look like she belongs in the Deadlock universe to begin with much like Billy. This is a bit sloppa but this kind of direction might have been more appropriate
Geist is only good in PVP if it's melee Geist
>>555209471sure
>>555209370What tattoo?
>>555209370She has a horn because she's horny, get it?
Stop posting your dogshit ai.
>>555209091No, they stay
>>555209672Don't worry, once they add skins you'll get tons of this crap you can dress her up in.
playing something that can't just run people down is griefing yourself.
You guysWill likeMY FIX
>>555209672>she doesn't look like she belongs in the Deadlock universe to begin with
The thing about Celeste is that a vibrant carny is always going to stick out in the grimy hellscape that is NYC
>>555209539>Fan art of fan artDamn
>>555209859more tats
>>555209929sir, we call it an OC here in these parts
>>555209929That's like 90% of TF2 memes
>>555209851I will go insane when Rem gets a onesie
>Highguard coming out todayOh who cares, witness the REAL Deadlock killer.
>>555209370Aryan as fuck.
>>555209672>slop poster genuinely has never seen any vintage photos of a carnyStop posting and go back to League.
>roll 0 spirit resist>enemy all does a billion burst spirit>shiv and vindicta to assassinateI want to mcfucking kill myself
Sometimes you're the guy gaping people's holes with top damage and most kills. Other times you're just the guy in the background getting 1v1 pickoffs and eating objectives like a fat kid in a twinkie factory and solo ending the game while everybody else ooga boogas on fucking green lane while you carve a path up yellow lane.
>>555210110yoooo emesis blue game?
>>555209859sex
Slop poster just btfo 90% of /dlg/ and proven them to be no better than the tasteless frauds that ruined celeste in the first place.
>Curse is very useful and can win you a gameTook me 2k hours to get it
>>555210274>Emesis blue has more views than Overwatch 2 cinematicsI hope that the Deadlock community will take at least a drop of TF2 autism
>gachatard>having tastepick one
>47 degreesIt's too hot for deadlock.
What's eternus' opinion on lightning scroll vindicta?
>>555210543imagine the view when she's flying over you
>>555210543On one hand it seems like a no brainer, but on the other aren't you shooting to kill? I can only imagine i truly working if you buy charges absolutely swiss cheese people with multiple ults
I think haze needs to be fucking gutted tbqhwyfThis characters is literally zero fun when they're in the game, regardless of what team she's on.
Why doesn't Valve release the new hero at the same time as Highguard?
>>555210543slow stroking rn
>Giest kills people with her bare hand in the novel >no one's playing melee Geist in gameare people stupid?
>>555210737they're afraid of being compared to the masterpiecethe whole update has been stretched thin for that very reason
So tired of doorman ultOooh you have to walk in a straight line and hope he didn't get you when you're out of stamina
>>555210870Name three highguard characters without looking it up
>>555210889Celeste doesn't shave. Fix this
AI proving its worth
>>555210992Nvm I love slopposting now
>literally every single match is a stomphow did they manage to make the game even more dependent on luck than dota lmao
>>555210675This except it's every characters.
omg so true i love deadlock and its chars so much
>>555210916aaaauuuughj-j-a-ck?probably george, no, uh, hunter?and uuuuh, wraith or something
>>555210992Big Mo & Lil Krill linked up sneed it or feed it?
>>555210889where bulge
>>555210110idk why anyone plays vanilla tf2 when this exists. hat autism i guess.
>>555210992mopemgottem and krill shiesty linked up!need it or keep it??!
>>555210889thank you sir need you add milk to boobie next please
>>555210916carlosjimmykrogranac the destroyer of villages (proud trans icon)
>>555210992I'm crying
In all ways but human, I am Susie from Deltarune
>>555211363UH OH HERE HE COMESHE'S A CHALK EATER
>>555209370>i took a good design and made it look like generic chinkshit!kill all riotjeets
>>555210992DRIPPY
>>555211487>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i took a good design
>>555209519But this game's new heroes are all gacha slop? Look at graves lmao
>>555211363Why is Warden turning into a werewolf
>>555211641i repeat: kill all riotjeets
>>555211651she's mentored by a fucking lichwhat the fuck do you want?
>Make fun of Seven at the start of street brool>Spends the rest of the match seething about itWhat causes Seven players to act like this?
>>555211651Post "Gacha slop" that looks even remotely similar lil gup
Valve should've added a fairy hero instead of dogshit like r*m.
>>555210675>no I will not buy disarming hex>I will not buy Curse>I WILL die everytime
>highguard this highguard thatis this supposed to be another "marvel rivals" game that was supposed to kill deadlock even though it wont?
>>555211783>individual does something>why do [character] players do this?What causes this autism
>>555211957Im not building around your fucking meme pick, fuck off.
>>555211951I'll deal with you after im done milking Rem of all his shota cum
>>555212064
>>555211951>Punch Leaf
I love talking shit to the enemy team on street brawl
>>555211883FORTNITE
>>5551953531 is acceptable, but I wouldn't want to sit next to a child2 is a perfectly safe option3 is not acceptable, Vyper would steal my headphones at best.4 is okay, but Lash is huge, he would infringe upon my seat space.5 is no. Who even let Drifter unto an airplane? He'd probably just sneak into the cargo hold.6 and 7 are fine, row seats are often better than middle ones.8 is not desirable for the same reason as 4.
>Doorman opens a portal>walk through and rip his head offAlways fun.
>>555212131by that merit TF2 and CS are also gacha
>>555212234CS doesnt have anime girl skins
Sinclair still looks like a placeholder of a placeholder what gives
>>555212131are you just saying words you don't know the meaning of on purpose to stir shit or are you actually retarded
>>555195353Easily 2 or 1 as a backup and it isn't even close.I've read enough books to get along with paige.3 and 5 are fucking insane madman picks which would result in an awful trip. 4 would probably be funny, but you'd probably end up stuck between holiday and lash arguing while you are stuck in the middle.6 is a wildcard. Hard to say but you are still dangerously close to drifter
>>555212292https://tradeit.gg/blog/all-female-agents-in-cs2/they're anime girl skinstrust me, that's what anime looks like
constantly putting barriers on abarams to enable him being a dumb gorilla niggers is very fun as paige
>>555211951This guy gets it
>>555211957>disarming hex>she waits 3 seconds then returns to raping youBravo, Yoshi
>>555212384Idk what to tell you, when I saw graves my immediate thought was valorant/fortnite and a drop of gacha
How cataclysmic do you think the sex will be when Dynamo gets his body and meets up with his wife?
>>555212338he's the only one who made it out of secret labs unscathed, same with calico but she at least got textures
>>555212583idk what to tell you, when i saw this post my immediate thought was retard/tourist and a drop of nigger
I'm having a hard time hating AI
>>555200980I also play M&K, so yes.
What time do you think the first hero will unlock?
>>555212689>racism outside of /b/ummm your the tourist sweetie go back to /pol/
>>555212827please eat a burger...
>>555212797The voting box tells you
>>5552127972pm pst
>>555212797smartest deadlock player
>>5552127971:00 of my local time.
>Gooner name on my team with furfaggot PFP>Playing Lash>Ends lane phase at 2-7-0 and 5k souls behind>Spammed pings harder than I've ever seen them spammed before after every bad interaction for the entire game even though we were winning hard the entire timeSilver voters not sending their best
>>555212827>outside of /b/>go back to /pol/
>>555213189>small boobs>terrible body shape>tiny hipstranny/twink
>>555213189I'll ethically goon to loli made not by ai thank you.
>>555213189she's 17 years old you sick fuck
>ripped stocking/pantyhoseAHHHHH SEXXXXXXX
>>555213328grok make her 18 years old but have her look exactly the same
>>555191310Today is the day.Highguard unlock day LET'S FUARKING GOOOO
>>555213352do you think graves and her summons... you know?
>>555213352this design is so ass lmao
>>555213352me on the left
>>555212131I love fort night
>>555213451Yes, but her summon ran away, and it's Victor.
>>555193102A lot of her lines feel like a Japanese woman reading a script that an American person ran through Google Translate. Too much "watashi wa".
Does anyone care at all about Apollo?
>>555213625After reading his voicelines? I do.
>>555213625He's clearly going to be the most mechanically interesting so yeah I voted for him
Why are people so opposed to random character selection in Street Brool ? Do they find seeing the same characters every game fun ? Can't they function without metafagging the fun relaxing mode ? Even Dotards don't take Turbo seriously.
>>555213625Yeh but I'm aware he's going to be voted in last so there's no point kvetching.
>>555213625I care about all the new toons.
>>555213553>Too much "watashi wa"yes they should really vary it up with "wareware wa" and "washi ja"
>>555213625I'm interested in all the characters gameplay-wise this time around. Last time half of the characters didn't suit me at all.
>>555213695>Even Dotards don't take Turbo seriously.Some of the most toxic tryhards I ever met in that game were people who only played turbo.
>>555212754ai is legitimately a fun tool to fuck around with. the hate for it is just NPC programming.
>>555213695>Why are people so opposed to getting guaranteed winsnooo don't take away my 1 button power fantasy :*(((
>>555212338They have to make at least two models for them (Henry and Savanna). Three if the mannequin has another model.
>>555213695>make it random heroes>dont stat track unless given separate pageThere, fixed Street BrawlBut seriously is there people pushing against it?
Never notice's Ivy's huge fingernails before.
>>555213625yes, apparently he is the prince of north ixia which is from my understanding basically north korea compared to south ixia since south ixia is the 52nd US state. He is also probably going to have a lot of movement tech. I just hope is m1 isnt the dumb flourish we saw from the leaked models at the hideout/sandbox
>>555213850I only hate AI because of the hardware pricesIf I could see the kikes up top hung on a tree that'd be kinoEven if I do fuck around with sloppa every now and then
>>555213808Comparatively to my ranked games it's been pretty much bing chilling but I suppose it can be the opposite if you're unlucky.
>>555213713Not even that, it's redundant in a lot of lines. Wareware is for a group of people and washi is for old men trying to sound old.
>>555213695I've taken a can't beat them join them approach, I'm playing all the obnoxious brawl heroes until they change it.
>>555213695You're looking at it from the perspective of someone who sees this mode as something not serious. At the same time it's literally more interesting and complex than other hero shooters on the market. Some restrictions are needed here but making it completely random will simply kill it for people who only want to play it and not the main MOBA mode
>>555213695Because to most people the only reason to play the mode is for trying out new heroes in an environment that doesnt grief your team for 40 minutes
AI is only good for generating porn of niche characters who don't get much porn.
>>555214038Post in the forums bro
>>555214038wareware is perfectly fine since she looks the part
>Venator essentially compares Calico to Judas in a kill lineKino
>>555214104I'm not going to do translation quality check work for free.
>>555211991no it's some new fucking apex legends capture the flag hero shooter that was announced and is now about to release with no followup information after the reveal announcement
>>555213625Trying my hardest
>>555213328out of 10
I WILL BE PLAYING VENATOR WITH A REM SUPPORT IN LANE
>>555213695Here's the trvth: Vote farmers are playing Street Brawl as all the overpowered characters so they can pump votes into whatever character is their favorite.
>adds two goth women>one died as a child>the other is a highschooler>probably won't confirm she's 18It's like they're intentionally trying to fend off porn.
>>555214317Venator X Rem when?
>>555213625He's Abram's sidekick.
>>555214365>add underage>fend off pornpick one
>>555212519What, are you just standing around doing nothing during that? You pop it when she uses fury trance or right after she reloads and then beat the shit out of her. Its always you retards who refuse to build item counters that wonder why they're losing every matchup.
>>555214251I'm sorry, but Apollo will be either last or second to last.
>>555214094>gets all the details wrong because no existing art to steal fromnah, niche characters require artists
>>555210798she literally has a hand gun anon....
>>555214345Don't you only get the extra votes from wining only once a day?
realized the reason i don't like calico and wraith is that they're both purple-themed black women with puppet arms. it's kind of boring, at least one of them should get a redesign, probably calico because she's literally just a woman with a wood arm and it feels like a neon prime 'robot arm' design that they haven't properly given a good concept
>>555213695I want to play my character, I dont give a fuck if autism mc gee plays seven to win for free. I just want to play my character. By making it random there will still be a seven in every game but I wont be able to play my character, so fuck off.
Man, Ivy is pretty good for Street Brawl.We would have lost hard if their Infernus wasn't inting by sometimes just standing there unresponsively.
>>555214665you do, that poster is a glowie
we sucked badlyany ideas why Paradox was MVP?
be the player who picks support items in street brawl instead of selfish dps or survivability, the only reason brawl has a 'meta' is because nobody does this
>>555214384Rem tops of course
>>555214458Only works for the artists banished to pawoo and mastadon, or who are Japanese. We'll get way less if they're underage.
>>555214680Both of them are getting a redesign. Calico literally has a Neon Prime design and Wraith still has pants without textures. A lot of characters still need a lot of work.
>>555214774paradox was a 'key player' it's like a pity version of mvp
>>55521436595% of the playable characters are literally black or fat
>>555214774>6 deathsthat's your answer
>>555214512Praying it's atleast an even fight for 4th with graves and celeste
>>555214826yeah my bad, MVP of our team of losers
>>555214780Taking anvil is literally meta.
Rem is a toddler
>>555214491It's because people like that poster cope themselves into a corner where they imagine every interaction as being worst case for themselves and absolutely perfect conditions for the hero they're complaining aboutIt's a sort of learned helplessness with so many barriers and conditionals that there is no point even trying to shut her down in their heads. Alchemist rank is some shit
Rem is a diddler
>>555214680leaked calico redesign
>>555214909A caked up oneunff
>>555214680the only good part of Calico is her cat, I hope they keep her
>>555214835what kind of retard are you
>Wow Rems a cool little bird fella I’ll vote him>Lemme go read the community to see their opinions I hate you guys. I’m voting Venator from now on.
So far I've played 7 games of deadlock and lost every single oneI have been playing Abrams and am generally the most worthless player on my teamWhen I try to kill people they just leaveWhen I try to escape people they just kill meI have no idea if I am uniquely shit or just being matched with people well above my skill levelI feel like the slowest person in the game and whenever I watch videos people seem to all be moving about twice as fast as me somehowBot matches are no use for training, I can beat hard bots reliablyHelp
>>555215041I voted venator because I like omniknight
How do I aim with Vindicta?t. fucking shit
>>555215041>Rem is three letters>Sex is three letters
>>555215041Me too. I think I'll enjoy his kit, but the reactions to him are simply just too bizarre.
>>555215071https://youtu.be/HjWbtUBKuUc?si=&t=374
>>555215195>>555215041Do we have any idea what his little niggas do?
>>555213352Made for BVC
>>555215052abrams is a hard hero if youre new he's the initiator, how can you know when to initiate if youre new? it's impossible
vyper is hell in broolif she gets the right items she transforms into an unkillable death machine
>>555215041Now you know how I feel about...literally every female character in a game ever.
>>555209859Doesn't look like circus performer anymore.
>>555213352>intentionally give her 2 extra dresses to avoid upskirtsmodders, do your thing
>>555215292>lusting for women is the same as lusting for child animal alien thingare you sure?
>>555209370That's so fucking dogshit. It now actually looks like it belongs in League.
>>555215041Every hero on the vote has some annoying weirdos discussing them on social media. It's just the nature of things because the average player isn't opening Discord/Xitter/Plebbit or what have you daily to discuss the game, the ones who do that are already exceptional
>>555215391Oh my sweet summer child, it's not just adult human women you guys wanna fuck. You'll fuck anything if its female curved, regardless of age or race. I've seen you max out threads for a fucking potted plant because it had tits.
>>555215163
>>555214251Don't worry, I still like him too. Just not as appealing to me as Silver, Rem or Venerator.
can we get a clown girl heroa mime perhaps
>>555213695This >>555214690I wants to play what I wants to playIf someone else wants to abuse a powerful character in that mode then that's on themThe battle will be over fast enough anyways so I don't care
>>555215041They can't hurt you dude just ignore it. I'm voting Rem because playing as a tiny guy will be very fun, and humanoid characters are boring.
>>555215646I want more robots!they might be neon prime but I like the clankers
>the black cat already got more porn than any new character???
Rem mating press!
>>555215806he's 3
I get more mad playing Brawl than main game because the idea of someone picking the most obnoxious kit in the game and steamrolling pisses me off. I like the mode itself just fucking hate playing against the same annoying comps.
>>555215916Evidence?
>>555215916>plapping gets louder
>>555215975he thinks haze is his mummy
Its stupid that its faster to farm votes on street brawl than the original mode. 6v6 should give you 5 votes at least. Damn these devs are fucking retarded.
>>555215052Don't watch videos of pros zooming through the map crazy fast. Watch tutorials for new players.
>>555216041>devs giving subtle encouragement to try the new modecrazy
>>555215507I'd take you more seriously if you didn't begin with "my sweet summer child"
>>555216041>WHY ARE THEY ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO TRY THE NEW THING THEY ADDEDthank you seeker ii. be sure to tell whatever streamer you parroted that opinion from that all your friends on 4chan agreed with him
>>555216184I never took you seriously at any point.
>>555211704Silver bit him with aghs
did silver break anyone else's egg
>>555216259see>>555211085
>have a glowie representativehow about a taxman?
they need to add a 2nd mcginnissummoner heroes are literal peak
match making has felt especially fucked lately, i feel i match with very skilled opponents and brand new team mates
the black women of unoriginality guy is missed, even he is quitting on this terrible game
>>555216459graves
>>555216259For me its Celeste
>>555216459thats literally graves
>>555216517It's because he realized his comments were, ironically, unoriginal and sentenced himself to /r9k/
>>555216459peak dogshit, there is no way Graves could compete with Miku
>>555216459>summoner heroes are literal peaki so agree with youa chen like hero would be cool
Reminder that graves's spawner can't be destroyed with anything but melee.Dev who added invincibility to miku's turrets is having his revenge.
>>555216123>>555216213>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE NEW MODE EVEN THOUGH THEY HARDLY GAVE IT MORE THAN A THOUGHT WHEN IT CAME TO BALANCING>WHO CARES THAT CASUAL SHITTERS WILL HAVE MORE OF A SAY IN WHO GETS UNLOCKED
>>555216517>quitting onGet your GED bitch
>>555217029You're in a playtest juan you're supposed to test new thingscasualGODS own you
>>555217029rank?
>>555216850Venomancer Hero when!?I want to put turrets on ceilings and walls
>>555217029>casual shitters>t. casual shitter
>>555217053that's grammatically correct ESL and it implies responsibility to his ritual posting (of which he gave up on) more than saying quitting the game
>>555214795Good. Pedophiles are awful human beings.
>>555217029>>WHO CARES THAT CASUAL SHITTERS WILL HAVE MORE OF A SAY IN WHO GETS UNLOCKEDNobody. You'll have everything within a couple of weeks anyway. Holy shit you are a retard
>>555215247Shit you rightimma try bookslut, hopefully my bitch support instincts from dota will at least let me not be complete dead weight
>>555217029just stick to watching streams, timmy. clearly playing a game in a playtest state is too much to ask of you.
>Play Sinclair>See they finished killing the mid boss>Rejuvuinator coming down>Steal Dynamo ult and ult them>Our Bebop steals it>We still fucking dieWhat a play but ruined unfortunately by an entire team of smurf accounts.
>Talk shit to a Sevenigger after killing him>He tries his best to focus me and greed every time>He buys refresher and Unstoppable to try and counter my Knockdown>End up raping him all game anywayI have seen the light of Hunter's Aura and Silence as counter picks. Fuck Seven players.
>>555217559Try geist too if you want a more damage oriented role that plays in the back. You can punish people trying to kill you too so you can get them to fuck off with your HP swap threat.
>get seven in brawldamn you guys weren't kidding. this is ez modo.gonna do it again. fuck the guys on the other team.
>>555217567I wasn't around during the early Dota 2 testing daysWas it also this rife with people not understanding what a test is?
>could solo steal enemy rejuv before>now have to hit it 3 times>could solo melt enemy patron before>get fucked by pit resistance if any retards boost back to baseit's all so tiresome
>get put down into ascendant 2>match quality fucking nose dives extremely hard
>>555217863anything with hard area denial is meta in brawl since all you have to do is rush towers
>>555217920>>get fucked by pit resistance if any retards boost back to baseeven better when they bought metal skin and do this btw
>>555218009I had a mokrill on my team clutch defend the patron 1v4 for like 30 seconds with metal skin and other shit. The other team definitely fucked up but god damn did that mo step up. We won that game in the end too
>>555217920a valve dev most likely lost a game to an extreme ratter at some point and was really upset about it.honestly, it was a cheap way to win and i'm glad they added things to make it harder.
>Valve release two A cup characters>The (((usuals))) project themselves onto them, write their headcannon and are absolutly caustic when you call them out on it.Can they accelerate their transition into oblivion ? Can't even talk about Silver or Celeste in peace.Venator isn't spared from faggotry either.
i want ventator's stinky old man cum in my booty pls
>>555218146The degenerate Rem posters are the worst.Might as well be having sexual fantasies about Winnie the Pooh.Still voting Rem though
>>555216852this is actually pretty interesting if true, when late game has everyone doing a trillion damage taking time to do a heavy melee could be life or death
>>555218234Drifter...
>>555218278isnt drifter like 10x older than venator
>>555218246>sexual fantasies about Winnie the Poohno one can do that, he's chinese now
I like Holliday but I feel like her keg could be easier to detonate, shooting it can be very hard for some reason and because if it goes down or behind a trooper it's basically wastedHer 3 should also get a reduced cooldown if you land headshots
>>555218246why would people want to fuck the tiny crow creature ?you know what, I don't even want to know. I just hope theses retards calm down once the characters are released
>>555218379bwo your jump + melee ??
>>555218379read, nigga.
>>555218410people these days are sexualizing fucking MIPS from mario 64, nothing comes as a surprise anymore
>>555218503What about it?I'm new
will their be a balance patch with the first hero unlock?
>>555218246>>555218146stay seething lol
>>555218695Ah.If you melee immediatly after throwing the keg, you can give it the direction + speed you want and it immediatly blows up upon touching the ground or hero.You jump with your pad, once you're overhead of the enemies you throw plus melee and you use what's left of the airtime to hero get back or continue the aggro
>>555218503nta but the timing necessary to not fuck it up every launch might aswell be a macrokeg throw needs to be redesigned with a fuse timer
>>555218823You know your existence is abhorrent. I don't need to say anything else to you.
Making out with Rem's boy hole~
>>555218859Never had issue with, except maybe I am going too fast and the keg fly off my melee reach. I've been playing her a lot tho, alongside vindicta and debuff ivy
>>555218246>Might as well be having sexual fantasies about Winnie the Pooh.For me its Eeyore.
If you don't want to fuck Rem, you're gay.
>>555218824I never knew or saw anything like that, didn't know I had to play volleyball on Holliday, thanks>Holliday in a volleyball outfit slamming a kegIf I could draw, I would draw that
Do other mobas have random items in their fast-paced brawl modes? I really don't like how random it is.
>>555218906Who wants to bet 10 bucks that this guy says "ITS JUST A DRAWING" whenever someone says he jerks off to loli.
>>555219137what do you think ARAM means
If you don't want Venator to fuck you, you're gay.
>>555219179All Random characters, not all random items.
>doing 500+ with dynamo's 1 by round 3>have 4 charges of it and cooldown reductionfucking wew
>>555219179It's not ARAM though, it's just a single lane 4v4 and all 3 lanes have different layouts
>>555219087the amount of retardation that holliday allows is insane, grab stamina mastery and rapid charge which also work on your jump pad and you can get near unreachable as you zigzag around.>>555219196I picked Graves because I miss old Yorick and Zz'rot
>>555218859>keg throw needs to be redesigned with a fuse timerWhat do you have in mind?Not trying to be snarky, I'm genuinely curious
Yoshi, release the first hero NOW!
>>555219305Do you have a good general build for Holliday for me?I'm not too familiar with all the items but I'm aware of some counter items like Knockdown vs Vindicta
Deadlock WISHES it had Highguard's designs.
>>555219240stomp dynamo is oppressive in the regular mode as long as your team is semi competant
>>555219491Most of those look just like every other humanoid shooter character since overwatch
>>555219491umm... where's the bara heroes??
>>555219491i like the red evil-looking lady
>>555219491i will say i wish deadlock had a female hero that showed her tummy
>>555219491I don't have a word for it but with these kinds of hero shooters the characters always look the sameLike I look, and I see different colours and different armour shapes, but they all still just look so similar to each other and I don't know why exactly
>>555219676Celeste
>>555219137As far as I'm aware they just do random charactersThat being said I'm loving the random items moreSomehow making absolute dogshit works feels amazing
>>555219491no anthro no buy
>>555219725The Lawbreakers Effect
I FUCKING HATE DJINNS MARK AIIIIIEEEEE
>>555219676Deadlock is infested with Dota2 and TF2 valvefanboys and those people get genuinely angry at feminine features and attractive women in general
>>555219486I mostly pick items related to the enemies but my mainstay if I play headshot holliday is headhunter, sharpshooter (only once you have stamina mastery), glass canon and cooldown reduction. Also, you can add mystic shot + tankburster + max spirit for absolutly retarded damage on hs since it does not have damage falloff.Keg is rapid charge, max spirit, tank burster and cooldown spirit burn and artic blast then you feel with what you want. You can also add mystic reverb if you hybrid gun a bit for extra funny.Once you're comfy with her, pick whatever you want
>>555219795>those people get genuinely angry at feminine features and attractive women in generalDota players object to League of Legends-esque female characters. Not feminine or attractive ones.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>555219491Wheres the fatty? Pass.
>>555219735Celeste shows off her solar plexus you idiot
>>555219795>>555219869Wrong dotafags are coomersBroodnother had a cosmetic that turned her into a big booba arachne
>>555219894But she's a horse
>>555219491why are 'spectral birds' such a common trope in all these games
>>555219986Gezuntheit
>>555219979really ? post pic plz
>>555220035>birds are cool>cant use a real bird because it behaves unconventionally in some waysOccam's razor
>>555220112
>>555219869I'm no fan of the cheap, uninspired LoL characters of the last decade+ but dota players definitely hate feminine characters more than just LoL's korean/chinese mobile designsWe can have female characters that are both attractive and cool looking, see Mina and Silver, some might argue Celeste but she's not my cup of tea
>>555219491When is someone going to make a fantasy setting based on african mythology that has bunch of europeans and asians running around?
>>555220120is it unrealistic for a shooter to have a "real" bird that obeys commands? to the point it needs to be a spirit?
>>555217915no because the audience for dota 2 understood the game was not only incredibly incomplete but subject to change at any time. this game is attracting a ton of tourists from OW2 and the riotchink slop games who can not fathom playing a game in active development unless it's already released and on a live service content dripfeed.
>>555220175Outstanding specimen indeed
>rem_(deadlock)>small_but_hung>youngsoon i'll have my prize...
>>555220195never because that would be too based and interesting
whats the lore reason for characters respawning?
>>555220239But League gets changed all the time too? Heard OW2 has had some shifts too.
>>555220320the unsummoned patrons can resurrect the very recently deceased under specific circumstances
>>555220320Ritual shenanigans
>>555219885Deadlock doesn't really have a good fatty either, to be fair.Dynamo is kinda close but it's just not the same as someone like Tahm or Largo.
>>555220321>But League gets changed all the time too? Heard OW2 has had some shifts too.not sure if you're doing a bit but this game had weekly (and at one point basically daily) balance changes. neither of the games you're pretending to know nothing were ever doing that ever, because the playerbase would throw a tantrum. the only reason they stopped doing that for deadlock, an early development playtest game, is because tourists who did not understand it was an active development videogame threw tantrums that the devs wouldn't "let the meta settle" in a fucking playtest.
>>555220443Mo.
>>555220521Mo doesn't count either until he stops looking like an unloaded Battlefield 3 model
>>555220195Already happened, the current Black Panther in the comics is a white guy
>>555220201No but it would be unrealistic for the bird to like have to be kept track of by the game and/or the player, pathfind back to you when you send it out or whatever, not get shot, etc etcIt's just simpler to have the bird be magical, and it opens up design space for you to do things with it that a normal bird couldn't. Like magical explosionsAgain, Occam's razor
>>555219491>no cringe schoolgirl characteralready 10x better than deadflop thanks for reminding me gonna play this tomorrow instead if apollo isnt released
how do the characters not cringe at each other for using stupid names like wraith, shiv, infernus etc?
New>>555220740>>555220740>>555220740
>>555220195Guild Wars Nightfall came out in 2006
>>555220179Every hot girl skin in dota sells like crazy, drow arcana was massively popular when it was available and people have been begging for it to be re-run ever since.
>>555220635Real birds tend to either be coloured for camouflage (which makes them hard to spot in clutter) or coloured for attracting mates which makes them look gay or goofy in a game
>>555220775Waiting for a hero like this in Deadlock
>>555220175I miss broods old spood model. It was cute.
>>555219491Unironically mogs deadcock tumblr designs
>>555219491this aeon flux bitch has potential for a villainous femme fatale character but needs some work on her design
>>555203386built for Geist
>>555192329turns out silver was the billy 2.0, not rem
>>555200874i sincerely hope he's voiced by captain price's voice actor, especially if he's meant to be scottishalso his ult should have hitmarkers
>>555219491people were saying the humanoid characters in this batch were boring but this is next level
>>555210396they already didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZp3IQv0c14now we need tf2-style animations and smexuals
>>555210293ofc a gacha consoomer animal posted this
>>555210992>>555211546i like my duo drippy bruh>>555210889sexonow do the same to black celeste
>>555214724>we would have lost>ginnis on teamhow
>>555220312stuff like this is why we're missing out on much by not having a well-developed african gamedev school
>>555229597CHARGE ME DOKTOR
>>555211126>tf2 but with 90% less contentoh boy how exciting
>>555218906>tf2 but without matchmakingyes, yes it is
>>555237096most of that 'content' are sidegrades like [ +10% Some Stat / -No Random Crits ]
>>555214802wraith already got one
>>555237508name 1 such weapon
>>555238167nearly every melee. every scout pistol, every shotgun, the miniguns, etc.
>>555238298all those weapons have random crits
>>555238341+10% x, -15% y. same shit.
>>555238965I accept your concession
>>555239120not much of a concession though is it, it's just trivial stat rebalancing. shit like the nailgun and dynamite are better than the scattergun replacements and the sticky replacements
