Mechagirls Edition>NewsDeadpool Character Reveal: https://youtu.be/6Y1sQPyhz5sVersion 20260122 Patch Notes: https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20260121/41548_1282950.htmlSeason 6 Battle Pass: Museum Ticket: https://youtu.be/EAQfj_68TEMDev Vision Vol. 13: https://youtu.be/rmU6RtypJ3wSeason 6.0 Roadmap: https://x.com/i/status/2011468543229907198Whac-a-Jeff Event: https://x.com/i/status/2011181460666126497Season 6: Night at the Museum Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/Aj53c2Uxrtc>StoreThor's Boogie Bolt and Luna Snow's Disco Pop skins: https://x.com/i/status/2013642855898624502Spider-Man and Venom's Marvel Cosmic Invasion skins: https://x.com/i/status/2011498553038798920https://x.com/i/status/2011483457617367362Deadpool's Captain Pool skin: https://x.com/i/status/2011151261224292453Adam Warlock's Cosmic Warlock and Phoenix's Ice Phoenix skins: https://x.com/i/status/2008569384034291792Human Torch's Jack of Hearts skin: https://x.com/i/status/2006394923981898142Loki's Lady Loki skin: https://x.com/i/status/2006032816249909267Thor's God of Winter and Cloak & Dagger's Ice Pas de Deux skins: https://x.com/i/status/2003495853785219166Star-Lord's Starcracker, Peni Parker's Snow-SP//dr, and Daredevil's Not Daredevil skins: https://x.com/i/status/2000974432089542971Rogue's Savage South and Rocket Raccoon's Rocket of the Rafters skins: https://x.com/i/status/1998475280659182007>LinksHero Hot List: https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/Guides & News: https://marvelrivals.gg/Tracker Resources: https://rivalstracker.comMobalytics Page: https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivalsFANDOM Wiki: https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/Checkpoint: >>555139204
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>>555193950fpbp
>>555193761>Niggers still compare Dva with Peni when the true DVa Rivals equivalent is actually Bruce
Wife soon
Dressing up like Galacta and having gay sex.
First match tonight was a DC so I don't count that one. I feel bad for inadvertently bullying a Widow on the enemy team who was on my team the match before on a loss.
There I just did more work than they have in half a year
For me it's Beard cap
HER game, no contest.
>>555194003>Fpbp.>AIslopWe used to be a civilized country
Psylocke’s game
adult Marvel women...
married Marvel women...
For me it's only playing >Emma>Hela>Invisible Woman>Luna Snow>Magik>Mantis>Phoenix>Psylocke>Scarlet Witch>Squirrel Girland nobody else
>>555194036Wouldn’t the closest be angela? High mobility tools to be bitch against divers, and a way to absorb some poke with her shield/matrix. Although I do wish we had a proper dva equivalent
fucking hate invis, so boring but still demands your attentionat least rocket lets you actually just tune out
why do jeffs stand completely still when healing
>>555194279BASED
>>555194279>Nerfing if
>>555194531Fvckk. . .
>>555194821busy jerking it
>>555194150… What is this referencing?
>>555194675He's still stuck on the banner vs out of mech dva compression that the devs created for some reason >Have
>PsylockeBlade property. (Queen of the harem. Venom and lil dick Eddie ain't got nothin' on the BIG BLADE COCK).>AngelaBlade property. (Second in command).>HelaBlade property. (Insists that she's second in command but really isn't. Seethes at being ranked below Angela).>Black CatBlade property. (Not in the game yet but we all know there ain't a man alive fit to handle allat but the Blade).>JeanBlade property. (Eat shit, Logan. A real man doesn't need 6 claws. And sorry, Scott. Guess she'd rather taste the Blade's shotgun than your gay little limp dick homo rays).>Squirrel GirlBlade property. (Is currently mentoring Peni).>MantisBlade property. (Is somehow the kinkiest of the harem).>SueBlade property. (Sometimes subs in for Psy but mostly makes snacks to replenish Blade's stamina. Makes a damn good cream pie).>LunaBlade property. (She is mostly here to prep Psy and Hela).>PeniBlade property. (She is the harem mascot for now, but being groomed for potential leadership one day, or to be taken in by Miles).>DaggerCloak's property. (You good, lil nigga).Any questions?
>nobody kills Ultron Atleast Angela exists and I can do it myself>Team votes to ban healpool Lol
>>55519435280 years ago maybe>>555194395Edward is so goddamn lucky it’s crazy
>Psylocke>Blade property. (Queen of the harem. >Venom and lil dick Eddie ain't got nothin' on the BIG BLADE COCK).>Angela>Blade property. (Second in command).>Hela>Blade property. (Insists that she's second in command but really isn't. >Seethes at being ranked below Angela).>Black Cat>Blade property. (Not in the game yet but we all know there ain't a man alive fit to handle allat but the Blade).>Jean>Blade property. (Eat shit, Logan. A real man doesn't need 6 claws. And sorry, Scott. Guess she'd rather taste the Blade's shotgun than your gay little limp dick homo rays).>Squirrel Girl>Blade property. (Is currently mentoring Peni).>Mantis>Blade property. (Is somehow the kinkiest of the harem).>Sue>Blade property. (Sometimes subs in for Psy but mostly makes snacks to replenish Blade's stamina. Makes a damn good cream pie).>Luna>Blade property. (She is mostly here to prep Psy and Hela).>Peni>Blade property. (She is the harem mascot for now, but being groomed for potential leadership one day, or to be taken in by Miles).>Dagger>Cloak's property. (You good, lil nigga).>Any questions?
>>555195004
>>555195410why are jeets so obsessed with nogs?
>round one over and my only tank is 0-3
>>555193965>>555159727Eh, Ive been around, just been dealing with my own shit lately but say things are on the mend. Hope your week goes well
>>555195586Your tank is feeding his brain out
>>555195410You're the one making about BLACKED shit though That post never even mentions it
>>555195586maybe give him a second tank then
Blade is a hilariously bad choice for shitposting because he's been totally emasculated and buck broken in this gameJust complete dogshit tier since release and the devs refuse to fix him and his wet noodle sword
>>555195745Are you fucking mentally challenged? Don't answer, I can already tell by your reddit spacing
Glad I had 0-5 rogue there in that comp game
>>555195886I accept your concession
0/5/0
>>555194913I love this image so much>>555195410Hit the nail on the head plus forced him to defend himself in third person
>>555195849Then we would have had 1 healer which ofc is throwing
>>555196056>all of the girls belong to the black guy except for the one that belongs to the other black guyYou could try to make your bait at least a little believable
>>555196079not her fault she kept getting dove by their Hulk
>>555195885You fools who think Blade is bad because you're lucky enough to have never played against a good one never cease to amuse me. One round against me and you'd be crying that he needs nerfs.
>>555196079she brought the vibes tho
>>555196462fuuuckkk
>>555196214>all of the girls belong to the black guy Ah yes all the girls except >rouge >widow >sw >magik >storm But either way a black dude having a harem isn't automatically BLACKED shit that's you being retarded and pornbrained
this game is the only game where i genuinely get a boner while playing it
>555196713Bahahaha holy fuck please tell me this is bait
>>555196462The Blade be gettin' up in that fine ass as much as he wants as long as he wants.
>>555196731which hero
I hope the rest of the F4 get disco skins. Johnny should get a mustache like he currently has in comics
Soon
>>555196869invis, psylocke, dagger, mantis, luna
>marvel letting their artist trace porn faces
Sex with Thor
>>555196832Obviously it is. No one can be that brain dead.
555196832Concession accepted
>>555197148guhshe could make me pop in my pants
>we have to hold them here>Dies in first 15 seconds Keep in mind they aren't even getting to us for 8 or 9
>>555196928Understandable
>switch off duelist so we can have 2 tanks>we can't get 1 kill
>>555197148Blade is so lucky.... To think that he gets leglocked by psylocke every night........
>>555197323this is exactly what i mean, like how can you not get hard seeing that thing bounce on your screen when playing her?
>>555197351if you main duelist you are probably better off playing 3 dps 1 tank
>Game has been out for over a year and supportards in grandmaster still don't know to use their ultimate defensively on defense Wow congrats you wiped them, they respawned, then ulted and wiped us and took a point with the cart, you're sooooo smart
For me? It's Galacta.
>>555196998
the hardest thing about playing psy is my dick
>SEAmonkeys when you tell them Venom is white
>>555197410There's nothing "lucky" about it, anon. Blade gets to be with a woman as beautiful and talented as Psylocke because Blade has poured countless hours into honing his craft, mind, body, and soul. If you develop that level of commitment and devote yourself to yourself in a manner that brings your best self out into the world, I have no doubt that love will find you as well. Believe in yourself and never doubt.
>even the coomers are just reposting AI videosWe are fucked
i really don't know why people say rogue is bad. literally every time there's a rogue in a quick match game she is literally unkillable.
>>555197741especially with her vengeance skin. i stop to look at her ass so often.
I am good at more then 5 characters and actually help the team
>>555197806Venom isn't white. Eddie Brock is white, while Venom is the alien spawn of Knull. You're just as retarded as the seething SEAmonkeys you're trying to mock.
>>555197907It’s so juicy god
Rogue fat pussyerotic
Rivals for this feeling?
>>555198081ikr? it's actually a distraction for me lol
Season 8!
>>555196998That’s probably among the least offensive things they’ve done.>>555197806So funny how they chimp out when you remind them the penis underneath the coating is a 6’7 muscular white guy’s. Triggers something primal in them.
>Game is in such a miserable state my friends are unironically looking forward to Highguard to take a break from playing rivalsCan't even blame them
>>555198251>FakeAnon has friends>GayAnon has that gif saved on his hard driveYou are no better than the AIslop nigger
>>555198251Nice try Geoff, no one cares about Highguard
Play Cap.
Mantis rapes
>>555198404
>>555198251>high>over>guard>watchHuh
>>555194279Horrible list you should kill yourself immediately
>>555198117peni and peter
I wish Cap had higher damage
Another game I fucking killed it in but still lost because God forbid you guys accept responsibility for failing and actually switch
>it's wasn't my fault >they have the same damage as the healers and the most deaths Ok sure on bizzaro world
The reason this game is so miserable is because -most- of your losses will not come from getting outplayed by the enemy but from the fact the matchmaking will put people who have no intention, no desire, no drive to win, they will auto lock duo-jeff/adam support with a solo venom tank and call it a day, and it doesn't matter how good you are, team comp is like 75% of the game, and you simply can't play multiple heroes at once
brain goes all fuzzy when i look at marvel girl butts
>>555198251Trust the plan
>>555198251This game fucking sucks because it's in a constant state of extremes.>you're either stomping the enemy team into the dirt or you literally cannot leave your spawn area >characters either don't die due to all the burst and now AOE healing or just die before you can even react to taking damageThe average quick match is just fighting lord stacks or smurf autists playing high mobility dive characters because they know 99.9% of players cannot deal with them
>>555198934Shitter cope from a shitter who refuses to take responsibility for being shit.
>>555198462...me (lovingly)
>>555198251game's been out for a year. it's unironically probably time for a break if you're still playing regularly. no game is meant to be played year-round.
>>555199212I've been seeing a lot more Widows in QM lately.
>>555195004Namor once kidnapped Sue Storm, cucked Reed Richards and all of it on their wedding day.Namor has been cucking Reed for like, decades. its hilarious.
>>555199264Bot response so see through you're not even going to get dopamine from a (you)
emmas default skin is still her best skin. at least let me use the default head on other skins holy shit
>>555198469did he actually post that?
>>555196998>Marvel>Tracing Porn>Motherfucking SPARROW of all people.
>>555199428Emma’s best skin is easily her Phoenix skin though?
venom genuinely feels like the most useless character in this game. you cannot do anything to triple support unless you're hitting a headshot on every single tentacle hit which is never happening.
>>555199212>bro i'm MVP on the throw character that means i'm doing good!these people are retards
>>555198112>>555198117>>555199593>>555198462>POV: gambit
>>555199593sorry but it really isnt. not with that shit haircut she got with it.
>>555199571Yes. Reminder this guy actually put Highguard into the final slot at the game awards himself and they didn't even pay for it
Guys I can't do this anymore my 1-9 healpool walked off the map and said he was lagging There is no high in this game worth these lows
>>555199382>fishjeet fan fiction
>>555199801the servers since the update have been terrible. the chinks manage to break the servers every other season somehow
>>555194279Strange>E self cleansesPeni>sticky bomb mines, with trigger, last for max 3 seconds before it automatically detonatesReed>can pull teammates away from bad spots, and gives them overhealthStorm>new effect, speed boost is significantly higher the closer to the ground she is, making her useful in brawl rush compsUltron>iron man team up is now basekit, 15 second cooldownVenom>right click gives a vulnerability effect, making the windows for his ult combo both more consistent and killing supports more powerful Widow>new effect, crits creates bleed for the next 5 seconds or less/more depending on how likely her next shot will be headshot from further testing Honestly I would rather remove shit, but this would be an interesting patch
i hate how you're forced to play roles. like why not just make a game where you can play anyone like apex legends
>>555199942Nobody plays that shit for a reason
>>555199942>playing battle royales post 2018lol
>>555199604making Venom the only tank who has to hit headshots feels like a decision made to spite me in particular. it completely wrecks my ability to enjoy him.
>>555199942one of the main reasons rivals is actually good is because of the roles. its finished working version of what overwatch wanted.
Blade's ult needs a big buff
>>555200397It needs earthbound
Widows ult is shit too btw she doesn't even get that
>>555200472>earthboundwhat the game needs is an in game wiki for these nigger terms no one knows
>>555200162i think it's fine on paper because you have 4 tentacles. first is hitscan, the later 3 are projectile so you have to learn how to aim those and adjust for character height and movement. it's fucking nonsensical the amount of effort it takes to make venom work. if you aren't hitting headshots reliably you are quit literally a throw pick.
>>555199942DC Rivals should do that, roles wouldnt fit their characters anyway
>>555200739>it's fine on paper to make Venom work harder than any other hero for the more or less same amount of damage
>>555198117Didn't Wolverine have a whole arc of going around with some robot loli
>>555194913>>555196102who is this
>our healer and tank are walking back from spawn so its 4v6>Star lord decides it's time to ult right now while the strange shield is upThis subhumans can't even use an aimbot right
>>555200547When thing and bucky “grounds” you (grounded is a different state beware), the game doesn’t let you use movement abilities. Its called earthbound, and has caption you’d be able to see if you pay attention
Gay sex with Venom
>>555198117Magik if she was hot
>>555200995>loliCant recall a robot one specifically, but Logan getting paired up with a qt teenage daughterfu for zany adventures is like..........37% of all Wolverine stories, so.....
>>555199942Deadpool was made for (You)
>decide to see how Blade feels after the patch changes >get into a match where the other DPS is a Psylocke >fiddling with the controls practicing my combos and cancels when I notice the Psy dashes in front of me and starts shooting at my feet to get my attention >pause and look at her >she turns, puts that Captain America "I want YOU" spray on the ground, then alternates between shooting it and shooting me >don't even know how to respond because I'm autistic >thankfully the match starts so I get an excuse >but the Psylocke proceeds to stick to me for the whole match and we decimate their team together >she even adds me afterwards Holy fucking shit guys I think the Blade poster might actually be on to something here.
>lose >bots>lose >botsHelp
>>555201882Take a hint and go play with bots.
>>555196998What porn face?
cant wait to play highguard just so i can laugh at how bad it is
>>555202213It couldn't have worse character balance
>>555201780hnngh
>>555201549it is sad you wrote this fanfiction and thought we'd believe it
Why does>invis>gambit>loki>cnd>luna Have 275hp. But>mantis>adam>ultronDoesn’t?
>>555201549I've had a black widow do something similar when I was playing bucky
>>555202381Same indian wrote this
>>555202418We're nerfing adams movement speed, dont post stuff like this again or it happens again
>>555202524>/mrg/ cuck fictiongrim
Sucks when there's a clear DPS diff. If Bucky and Namor aren't getting shit done, I don't know what to tell you. Last game I did I was tanking with a Thor and I couldn't tell you how much pressure we put on the enemy with DPS doing dick about it. Fuck I went Magneto and ult'ed 3 people back to spawn and they STILL couldn't lock in to take point
>highguard isnt balanced by zhiyongs group of idiots >Wont include spider burden or the same 3 Deadpool lines every round Sounds good to me
>>555202381Believe it or not it really did happen. We just played another game together. >>555202524Wasn't me, schizo.
>>555202592Oh I am zhiyong, please I beg you. I will buy the circumcised venom BP, just for you!
>>555199248My average qp match is nothing like that, it's literally ranked but without the numbers and (visible) ranks attached. Let me guess, you get bot matches too?
>>555202728>i swear guys that wasnt me!
>team has spider burden and Psy for duelists >Instead of jumping the same target they run out 2 different ways Is this gaunggaungs cosmic joke on me for not buying Psylocke skins?
>>555201882Unironically get better. Bots only happen if your qp mmr is in the gutter. You don't even need to become amazing at the game to top getting them, something like a 60% wr might be good enough.
>>555203103Swap the spider burden for a Blade and the Psy would've coordinated with him. It's been proven. See: >>555201549
>>555202763>>555203075I know its the color that was one the disco variant cover but is it weird that I want to put on the blue shader since its F4 related?
>>555203307>i swear guys, i'm not the cuck!
>>555203307No Sandeep, your fantasies aren't real
Does anyone else put the blue/teal colors on Luna skins if possible? I've done it with 2099 and Disco. I dont know why they keep putting her in pinks and purples
>>555201549>>555202524>>555202728>>555203307Rajesh is feeling horny today!
What exactly is the bladefag's endgame
>>555203514Blade buffs
i regret not buying the sue swimsuit skin
Doreen's game
>>555203514Stave off starvation
>>555203547>i bought it>i accidentally bought a recolor instead of the custom vfx
>>555199784I can respect that more honestly. I guess he’s just a really big fan of it.>>555200748Actually agreed. Break away from this cancerous support/damage/tank shit and just go balls to the wall.
The only good S6 content
>>555203689explain
>>555203514I've seen a few cuckposters on /vg/ over the years in different generals. They get off on projecting their cuck fetish onto others. There's no endgame. Porn has fucked up their brains so much that they get off to humiliating themselves like this. Just call him a jeet every time he does it, he'll eventually stop because getting called a jeet isn't the type of humiliation they're looking for; it makes them mad.
>>555199593Made for stark backshots
Why is the inside of her mouth blue tho?Theoretically speaking, her pussy must also be blue then.
>>555203634Shouldnt you be able to get the VFX at any time after getting the skin?
>>555203689Wasn't even aware there was drama at those, unsubscribed
>finally try out phoenix>hit 2 shots and right click>enemy dies
>>555203547
>>555203547It’ll come back>>555203634Both recolors are top tier though
>>555198117>hal can’t contain his uooohhhsssthat’s why he’s the best!>>555201356more like this?
>>555203547Even though I barely wear it, I would too if I skipped it. I prefer the First Steps skin the most. Makes IW's hair look so fluffy.
>>555202213
I miss her being on the main menu
>>555194036faggot is too stupid to realize the comparisons are about being two jailbait mech-piloting girls and not gameplay abilities
My duelist just went 0-16 and only lost 16 rank points when I've had games I barely lost and died twice hit me for 20 plus points
>>555204451Why is all the porn of her so anal-focused?
>>555204624>>555195729hope you have a good week ahead Bluth-anon, don't let the wall-crawling bugs bite
>>555202213unless it has some horrible bugs I don't think it's possible for a fps to be "bad". like you just shoot people bro and have some abilities it's pretty hard to mess up
>>555204484>DVa >Ever being considered jailbaitYou are fucking delusional
>>555202524>>555202381>>555202524>>555202613>>555203031>>555203404>>555203426>>555203468hard to believe a human being can be that mind broken just weird as fuck behavior all around
>>555204758ah yes I'm sure the tiny teenage looking girl who wears schoolgirl outfits, has a baby voice and frequently talks and acts like a juvenile despite lore saying she's an adult is anything but jailbait
rangeban india please
>>555204769ooh ranjesh is angry!
>>555204883Half of the threads on /gif/ would cease to exist
>>555204973good
>Whole team focuses on helping protect healers from divers>They still dieSupport players are the most useless retards ever
>>555204869Dva is jailbait, but peni looks 12 in some angles at best
>alright I'm the only one on the point >better drop my Jeff ult nowOk how are these people this stupid
I wish I hadn't had work canceled due to weather so I had less time to waste on this stupid ass game rigged against me
>>555203902Its just a style thing also her nips could be blue too
I love being a Rogue mainNetEase won't give her new skins. I can feel they hate tanks. Except Thor
>>555204903no, im talking about ranjesh dummy recalibrate your aim
why are jeets in this thread pretending to be white (or black) accusing each other of being jeets
>>555205584>nips could be bluehot...
Deadpool sucks and I've not seen anyone have any sort of amazing performance with him in any of the roles
>>555206159Deadpool is low elo stomper. Thats ok he was suppose to be the joke character like SG or Howard the Duck
>team has good hela >Still lose because strat can't even play rocket right 1 more idiot/troll and I'm out fuck cosmetics fuck new maps or characters there's just too many fucking idiots and i can't do it anymore
>>555206373see you next week
>>555206215literally every character is a low elo stomperexcept maybe jeff
Indians don't play Marvel Rivals you schizo.
>>555206767Nah I just got a game with 3 elims on my team all together there is no reason for me to spend time babysitting these subhumans for no reward
wake me up when they add ana to the game
>>555207384Widow is right there
>>555201549It's honestly the biggest problem playing Blade. The healers will pocket you which is good for your k/d but you end up losing the game because your tanks get nothing. On top of that there's usually a yandere Hela or Black Widow on the other team hard focusing you. It's frustrating.
>>555202613I thought so too but then it happened to me. Don't play this game with your girlfriend, bros.
>>555207609we get it rajesh
Inb4 next widow buff is them making her kick do 5 more damage or something. They've given her so many buffs but nobody realizes cause they're the most insignificant bs ever
>>555205584>>555203902Her tongue isn't blue it's just your dumbass AI thinking that
>>555207814Womp womp. Wrong.
>e-whore healer and her e-bf convinced my team to not counter the spiderman that kept fucking me over>we barely won the game and I almost went negative k/d>if I wasn't playing the other healer we 100% would have lostSeriously what the fuck is wrong with women that play this game?
Indians can't afford to play Rivals
>>555204451I'd like it if you could actually see her whole model
>get duelist with a singular kill>last game they got 30 plus with the same character How is this so fucking rigged
>>555207931Women are all like that
>>555207814nah its blue
>>555207770It's funny because that's what they did to iron fist as if 5 more damage would change except in a controlled test environment
>>555198251is there any grok slop of her
>>555208074also the chibi
>>555207814how can you say this so confidently when there's hundreds of images showing her open mouthwhat level of retard is this
>>555206215Howard will bring in 300k trust the plan…>>555207384Not happening and hopefully never will (fuck Jizzard for retconning her 76 story)
So Gladiator Mantis is her true form?
>>555194349Namor is so lucky...
>>555194349FUCK FINE! I'll fap to some invisible ass.
>>555205584>also her nips could be blue toosomeone needs to draw this
>>555208732When I see AIslop I assume it's wrong.
>>555209390Evidently you don’t play the game, either
>>555207036>3 elims on my team all togetherunless all three were yours, you're still a part of the problem, especially more now that you think you're above them when this is an utter failure on the whole team's part and you're not excluded
2026 or 2027?
>>555209610I mean that's true but i can't actually make them kill anything regardless of how well I play I swapped around and tried different things atleast unlike them>Gotta play magik and run in to the enemy spawn that will help protect the cart brother
>>555209673Never
>>555209673Late 2026 because they have to add strategists
>>555209673This year for sure. Unfortunately she’ll be another M1 support, but I’ll still play her
>Punisher being a cunt about not getting heals>Don't heal him at all>He goes 3-9>Whole team blames him when we lose>Freaks out and entire lobby makes fun of himIt's funny sabotaging people knowing that it's not the right gameplay choice but it's worth it to ruin their night
shoutout to that anon that told me to run ultron as a triple support. Played comp and got 19k healing its kinda fun remembering you cooldowns and dipping out for a moment only to swing back and lazor people
I don't care what the team comp is as long as there's 2 tanks. Any game without 2 tanks is just fucking shit
>>555194821makes it easier to firehose your heals.I only really move if they have a diver
VANGUARD Gwen!
>>555198251>not waiting for Tallwarden instead
>>555211071Not moving while playing Jeff is the mark of an amateur.
>>555179396still a whore
>>555211214Need him to mating press and knot me!
>>555209673I could 2028 if this game lasts that long. Doubt she’s getting in anytime soon though.
>>555211317BASEDbut chill out. lol
>>555211453Marvel said they'd support the game for at least 10 years.
>>555211547nah fuck cucklops
>>555210945I'm fine with triple supp when the third one's an off-healer who can also fill other niches. but I'm sick of Gambit/Susan/Luna triple support comps, or replace one of them with Dagger or Jeff
>>555208884Slott is BWC pilled he wouldn’t say this
>>555193505It’s spelt tortion stupid ESL
>>555211948>torsionironic
>>555194460child marvel women…
>>555211547hell yeah brother. i still think his season will include Carol and revolve around each of them being the leader of a team.
>>555192448Yeah it’s hard to defend this. Should have just gave Eddie an out and about portion of it.
>>555211541>MarvelWhere? Netease said they wanted the game to last for that long and were willing to support it. What they want and what will actually be are two different things.
i think it would be fun if they had a hard bots mode like the in zombies
>Queue time is 37 seconds>Queue time ends up being 3+ minutes
>>555212970they need to look for horrible players so you get an assigned loss
>best skins are free
>>555213018you jest but this is actually the reason. the matchmaker is trying to find shit players to ensure you lose and find good players to put on the enemy team
>>555199604You're supposed to focus the sole dps against triple support with venom. Even if you don't kill him you distract him and the supports which is good value for the team. Slam, primary + melee, pop shield, if he doesn't die then swing back
Tank bros, you now remember solo tanking during the season 2 flying meta.
>>555213334>no angela>no grounding flyers with thing or thoreasily the worst season for us vanguards
When is the next tanksister meetup? I think someone said that estrogen pills were going to be provided?
>>555213636You're thinking of the DPSoi meeting and its down the hall to the right
>>555213636Sounds like you talked to an Emma main
>>555211541I remember when Halo Shitfinite said they'd last 10 years. They died in under a fucking year and it took them like 5 months just to add game mode selections lmfao. Unbelievable.The Chinese have knocked it out of the park in their first year, they might actually be able to do it
>>555209673K-k-kawaii...
>>555213130I wish Jean got a free skin then
>Objective MM rankingsPC Ranked > PS5 Ranked > PS5 Quickplay (no cross) > PS5 with Crossplay >= PC quickplay >>>> all Xbox MMThe Xbots are by far the worst set of players. genuinely feel bad that PC players have no way to avoid them in quickplay
Also this general lied, the crutch characters on console are abused just as much on PC
>>555214867Yeah when it comes to a game like marvel rivals all console players are dogshit but xbox are definitely objectively worse than PS5 players. This is due to the simple fact xbox is a dying console only owned by poors and retards while PS5 is the main console most people use.
I got my first Lord hero today. it was Scarlet Witch
>>555208823Arguably the other way around, Gladiator Mantis is the one who helped her escape
>>555215139erm based
https://files.catbox.moe/un6f3s.jpg
>>555209673Damn she's cute in this I feel like she's stealing someone's glasses tho
>>555214867>>555215068It's night and day. I figured out hot to turn off console crossplay for ps5 and the quality of my matches immediately improved. still worse compared to my all PC lobbies but not a literal instalock throw cancer pitt
>>555215405>last post mentioning Magik was over an hour agoYou fell off…
>>555215405any luna?
>mantis/invis/rocket support main managed to stack more deaths than anyone on the team despite there being no diveI fucking hate these players so much, there are way too many support-only players climbing in Ranked and turning off their brain for free SR. I'm sure the loss wasn't entirely on him since our DPS weren't amazing but its very frustrating to play in team-fights against guys who get full healed and you have this jackass who dies in every single team fight to the most trivial shit, gets on my back and dies, and really does nothing other than heal and not even well enough to carry it.
>>555198458You're not the play Cap guy.
>>555211547Fuck you and your gay picture. I hope ICE kills more kikes and dykes in MN.
today for sure I will pick my main for life
Its actually crazy how many mental gymnastics teammates do to not play meta healers in this game.I get it, you're bored of queueing Marvel Rivals and having to lock in the most overpowered heal characters to win but its not my fucking problemits just ridiculous that I can have someone make the concious decision to go the worst and slowest healers instead of JUST FUCKING PLAY invis who is equally braindead and the most rewarding.I see invis EVERY fucking game, and it makes that shit so fucking unbelievably hard. I even started banning Magneto because the two of them are horribly cancer with the shield spam and stall.For some reason despite magneto being a good place after his first buff zhiyong had to also make him a retardedly cancerous stall god so you cant walk past him if the enemy healers are s mart enough to hold m1 on him which is rare to get for some reason.
>>555217063Mag shield slaves have to be the lamest cucks in the game, I ban him regularly as well
>>555201252and more
>>555217063boo fucking hoo faggot. no one should have to play the same fucking character every game.
Damn bro I've lost 5 comp games in a rowIts like every time I queue I get atleast ONE person who's zero impactor a really REALLY lazy support main who just ult spams without thought
>finish the event>lose all will to play the gameThis happens every time they run one
>>555217973I'm happy because I can just spam 18v18
6 losses in a rowlets go for 7?
>>555218652heh…
I know the developers have started programming the bots in QP to leave early and make some idle chat so they seem reals... I just can't prove it yet.
>people actually play past 2 lossesMust be hard being gay and retarded. I'll never know how difficult that life is though because I'm not gay and retarded
>angela goes 10/9>gets one kill>tell them we were gonna lose anyway with this guy>his friend comes out of the wood work to defend him>check match history>they're duod
>diamond 1>start queuing up for the day>first game nobody on the enemy team even shows up to the point. Turns out they were fighting in character select because nobody would play tank so they just ended up all sitting in spawn and then surrendering next round>Second game, pushing cart on Kunlun, we struggle and go into overtime but manage the 3 point push. Enemy team surrenders immediately next round because one of their dps disconnected >third game, enemy team has solo tank Cap, their backline is just free eats. Their supports eventually just stop leaving spawn and neither the cap or dps will swap for a frontline tank. They surrender second round >game four, enemy team has a Black Widow who just trolls in chat endlessly about how the vibes are off>tfw ranked up to grandmaster ENTIRELY off a streak of thrown gamesNutcase genuinely needs to do something about the thrower epidemic
>>555218805The trick is playing only one match every four days. The algorithm panics and thinks you're a "On-the-verge-of-quitting" player, so it throws an easy win your way to reel you in.
>>555218805I don't normally but if i get them non consecutively i'm at least going to try to end back where i started for the day before getting off.
>>555218652im a hawk tuah man living in a 67 world
>>555218805The game is rigged and your schizo theories of how to counter it do not work. None of them fucking work. If you stop playing you just pick up where you left off.
>>555218868>thrower epidemic and it's mostly just people not wanting to play tanklolthis game is so dogshit
is tank the most needed role overall?
>>555218826w friend
Are we still slaughtering the guy who made and put together this battlepass this Friday or nah
>>555219235Tanks have the least impact on a game overall so it’s actually the opposite.
yep im about to be on loss 7dps players are negative on my team and they basically let the enemy team slide in a free 3-0
>>555219414
Should I be playing hela or psylocke when my team is incompetent?
>>555219414yeah I mean role that nobody wants to play and it needs players
>>555219481you should play psylocke and resort to being goonfuel for your teammates
>"bucky, hela, pheonix, daredevil and star lord are all strong picks">doesn't fucking nerf them How did not one fucking person bring that up
>>555219414Role that holds ground in game where you need to hold ground has least impact on holding ground
>>555219541But hela is also goonfuel and has bigger balloon tits
>>555219235No that would be healer. You can play and win with no tank. If a healer exists on a enemy team and you don't have one though then you're simply fucked. The only way the game can be played with no healer is if nobody has a healer.
>>555219689>has bigger balloon titsguh...
>>555219726When it comes to relative breast size to torso size hela wins easily. If you scaled her up to angela size each tit would be the size of cap's head
Alright7 losses in a row and a derank to diamondim gonna go for game 8 and see if I can break back into GM.Im actually curious to see how many matches it takes for the game to f inally give me a teammate who doesn't go negativethe fact that I got an angela who went 1 kil and never t hought of swapping is hilariously insightful to the type of retards its pulling to force me to carry.
>>555219601You don’t lose ground if you get healed and your enemy can’t hold ground if you kill them
>>555213334I look like this
>>555219968g-guh..i believe it because her sideboob in her cosmos skin is crazy.
>>555219973I despise that this is how the game works. It's one of the shittiest matchmaking i've ever experienced. It straight up just designates a carry and matches you with retards and you have to go full lebron and drop 60 or else you're not winning. 90% of my games are like this. The pressure of having to lebron carry almost every single game is too much. I can't handle this much longer.
>enemy team starts off with triple support hela namorI'm going to get the elite jews to destroy those players with the goy beam
>>555194279>revert wall crawl speedkek, clueless shitter plebbit poster
>>555198067Venom is Eddie Brock AND the symbiote you fucking moron. “We are venom” not “I am venom”. Fuckin hate the movies for making everyone think this. The suits name is Venomling
>>555194279Wow these are garbage
>>555219408um
>>555220016Okay then, you try and hold ground as a 250hp hela while 2-4 DPS all shoot you, see if you can even survive to your healers reloading
>>555220530Dpsiggers really don't know that its possible to do 251 damage in one second
>>555220514what?
https://files.catbox.moe/z6e438.mp4
make both of blade's dashes apply anti-heal. fuck it. why not?
>>555211520sauce
>>555220920why is my mouth watering?
Futahomos are not beating the allegations
>>555220956I originally thought that's what they were doing Both dashes give anti-heal and slow, gun dash deals more burst damage while sword dash lets him build stacks so he has flexibilityInstead they just fucking nerfed him and called it a buff.
>widow in a match>hurr durr is that le zazza? a-are we playing for the vibes? XDalright. we fucking get it already.
>>555207384Luna is Ana. Except instead of being a beautiful brown MILF-GILF goddess she’s just some girl :/
>>555221250t. zalzastuck
>>555221250Zaza isn’t going to let you tap, vro
>>555221385sue pussy....
>>555221385My queen
>>555221250The playerbase for this game is casuals, idiots, social media rejects and children. What did you expect? Not to latch on to something dumb because they have no identity of their own?
>>555221250Haha that's a great point, anon. And we're still playing widow.
>>555221250You're a part of gaming history
Married woman and a mother btw.
The only way for Thor/Groot mains to feel smug about their "tanking" is when they have triple supp dildos shoven down their asses
>>555221670The mother of the poster 148 posts above this looks like this
Support Deadpool is fucking awful please stop playing him I'd rather have fucking Adam Warlock on my team
>>555221043Natural reaction!
>>555221812Streamers keep putting him in mid-high positions in their shitty tier lists and retards are slaves to said tier lists.Only Tankpool is good.
im gonna be 100% honest and a little gay when i say this, but i like when i'm playing some fat ass female character and a teammate shamelessly ogles my ass in the spawn room
>>555219973I'm actually getting close to GM so I know I'm going back to Plat soon
>>555221670Makes her so much hotter to be honest with you
>>555221909You should go on HRT and hang yourself in three years
>>555221989>Makes her so much hotter to be honest with youIt really does. If she was just another superhero whore she'd be pretty boring, but the fact that she's a mother makes her so much hotter.
>>555221909I want to be a beautiful girl and wear some cute cosplay and just kiss someone and get pinned down but I'm just a fucking 6'2 chud I'm fucking disgusting I just wanted to be born beautiful and dress like luna it's not fair
>>555221670Her real superpower is being able to maintain that figure even after 2 kids.
>>555222181Some girls are like that, they just pop out some kids and go right back to how they looked before
>>555222181Don't ask Sue what happens when she turns off all her forcefields
>>555221887Love tankpool he literally saved this game for me. One of the only characters that can actually challenge the shitscans and their 40 crutch tools. It’s so fucking satisfying to dash into phoenix, they panic and use the teleport, then you just get right back on them… and IF they finally get you low you pop ult get another 12 total dashes and your own support ult… then you get to photograph their body frame 1 after death so they SEE IT… delicious
>>555221909W, start teasing them with sprays and emotes, good for morale.
>>555221909>>555222148This is why glory holes exist, just saying, they are amazing for exploring those gay urges.
>>555221909thank god I imagine my female character to have massive futa cawk throbbing in her pants filling entire spawn room with cheesy smegma aroma from underneath her foreskin as she leaks pre leaving wet spots all over croch area of her outfit churning fresh sperm inside her cumtanksso I'm not gay thank god
Okay after 7 losses I finally won 2 back into GM.I went from being almost GM2 to basically getting rolled every match because there was at minium ONE person on the team who made such dogshit plays that it completely fucking threw off the lobby.The worst ones were the players that would hardlock support as soon as they got diffed despite their pre-game bans being entirely dependent on their character in the selection menu.Quite frankly, I think the play for Competitive past GM is to just get rid of Invisible Woman, Gambit, Hawkeye, Hela, Phoenix but its so hard to make this happen since this game is retardedly balanced and I'm certain Zhiyong did this on purpose so that you couldn't do the Season 0 - 1.5 thing and just ban the twomost problematic characters in the game and make your lobbies infinitely easier.There's too many options for poke players and ESPECIALLY healers. Something always slips by in the bans and you're always gaurenteed to see it on the other team.If I banned Gambit, you see Invis vise versaIf I banned Phoenix, you see Hela vise versaIf I banned Hawkeye, you see Hela, Phoenix, Bucky 99% of the time.
>>555221250i like it when someone flashes a widow pick when they arent happy with the teams lineup. i respect anyone who is willing to euthanize the game to get what they want. meanwhile i have 0 respect for the pissy sissy whiny "uhh we need a swap to magneto bro (but id never play him myself) or i report u for grefing" types
>>555222812>meanwhile i have 0 respect for the pissy sissy whiny "uhh we need a swap to magneto bro (but id never play him myself)People who call for a character swap without swapping to the character themselves are the fucking worst.If you're not willing to do it then don't even bring it up faggot.
Summer skins are easily the best ones we had so farI bought all 4 main ones + SG + Rocket, full worthwill probably buy every female summer skin this year too, even for heroines I dont play
almost got lord on dp>>555221812>>555221887i think hes good but he has a high skill cap and some jank to him. the things i think hes best at is very difficult to nail down, he puts out a TON of aoe healing, and if you're playing him on convoy offense or domination then the constant ulting puts a lot of pressure on the enemy team>>555222342tankpool is pretty great but i have to avoid playing him on convergence because of how much he needs the first 1-2 upgrades
i still don't get dpspool's ranged ultunlike the same ult from both his other roles, it has zero extra effects, not even the interface-screw mini-deadpools from his e abilityi wish it affected more than one enemy
>>555223103its dumb but it does hard counter mk and punisher when they ult. its not worth using it for much anything else though. the unkillable diving ult just fits his kit betteri use the ranged ult only really on tankpool and that's only because the other ult doesn't give you any damage whatsoever. sometimes you just have to chuck it on a dps/support and pray you have enough damage to kill them
>>555223092Something I started doing very early on was weighing hard whether I can greed for the ult > use single dash 3 times > open book mid ult to buy the double dash, cause it resets and you have plenty of time to get Super Ult typically with another full dash on top of it. If you pull it off it’s so good, pays for itself, I’ve gotten like 3 upgrades in the first team fight using this strat. Eventually people are gonna figure it out so do it as much as you can now
>>555222784>Something always slips by in the bans and you're always gaurenteed to see it on the other team.It's so painfully obvious that this is intentional; especially duplicate bans (lol?). There should never be a duplicate ban in this game, it should randomly re-select a character to remove from the match or allow the team who had a lower ban % to re-select for another attempt. This game really does just have the worst ban system compared to every other hero shooter and moba, I've been fucked over by players 25% chance ban something and it goes through for them despite the whole team being a majority for something else only for that one character we wanted REMOVED from the lobby to be there.I've seen Gambit players throw a fit and ban my character (I no longer select before bans) because I tried to ban gambit despite their attempt to play it and they end up getting diffed and getting off Gambit all together essentially fucking over the team.
Jeff isn't even really a bad support, so many of his players just play him in the most greedy way possible
>>555223884im pretty sure guangguang and zhiyong hate bans
>>555223103Skill Issue (dps) deals 60 per miss; upgrades to also apply 10% damage vulnerability, up to 40%, and have 25dps dot.Ban hammer (tank) deals 45 per miss and gives you 80 bonus hp per miss, a flat 200 bonus hp on activation and 50 hp/s heal over time. Upgraded its all the same except the 25 dps dot.Pwnage pound (heal) deals 60 per miss and heals 80 per miss and heals a default 80 hp/s over time. Upgraded its 100 hp/s heal and 90 hp per miss but no other changes.DPSpool ult applies more damage overall and applies a stacking damage vulnerability that ultimately makes it deal way more damage.
>chinks absolute mogged Blizzardthat literally needs to be studied.
>>555223770>open book mid ult to buy the double dashloli guess that is worth doing sometimes since you rarely get time to read your book for the first upgrade. or if you just need to contest a point or distract the enemy or something. i think generally i just use the ranged ult for my first ult unless it does literally nothing against the enemy team>>555224220i think netease actually has some pretty talented gameplay designers. it's very clear how fucking bad blizzard's wow team was at designing a shooter now that we have a direct comparison. the heroes in marvel rivals generally play a lot better than most overwatch heroes do. just little things like psylocke retaining her momentum after dashing vs genji losing all of it because of some weird pedantic blizztard going "uhhh any movement tech is bad, guard rails on everything!"
>>555224220It would be an interesting investigation if someone actually did a deep dive into how badly Blizz fumbled Overwatch.Rivals is just better as it stands.
Is it possible to play tank pool as melee only? I have bad aim.
>>555224159>DPSpool ult applies more damage overall and applies a stacking damage vulnerability that ultimately makes it deal way more damage.but only when upgraded, and affects nobody else - ally or enemy - unlike his other ranged ults
>>555219408Even someone as chill and cool as Luna Snow glows with heat when she's with the Blade. Only he can make her do that.
>>555209550I play the game I'm just not a coomer that memorizes the color of all the female character's tongues.
>>555224649you're still here, rajesh
>>555194279Blade's design literally solves most of these it's kind of hilarious how the ideas are already in the game and nobody's looking.>blocksBrief CC immunity followed by damage reduction. No immortality state at 5hp from waving dildos or holding fists while still offering great defense when used right.>pokeBell curve damage falloff.Ranged types's optimal range is no longer the one where the target is the largest - melee.
Is it possible to play CnD but just as D?
>>555224437>it's very clear how fucking bad blizzard's wow team was at designing a shooter now that we have a direct comparison.The shooting part is fine, it's the balance where NetEase completely mogged Blizzard. Though, the overall hero feel is also better in Rivals.>>555224497>It would be an interesting investigation if someone actually did a deep dive into how badly Blizz fumbled Overwatch.Not only Overwatch, they managed to shit up WoW as well, in a way that the 2004 version is the most popular version of the game. The entire breast milk drama killed this company.
>>555224497as someone whos worked in the industry with decent success as a designer, i could probably write a 10 post schizobabble assertation on why i think ow-blizzards gameplay design and overall approach to game dev blows but it doesnt pay out (you)s
>>555224497Tons of casual players liked Overwatch because of the lore and cinematics as well. So they just completely canned both of those lmao
>>555224746Completely pointless, Cloak is very important actually despite what DPS instalockers say. You need Cloak for his fade, his blind, and also there's no real point to play dagger after you ult when you could be damaging. If your team is too retarded to step into your ult they deserve to die
>>555202160see >>555199585
>>555222148>tfw no luna gf (male)
>>555224772>Not only Overwatch, they managed to shit up WoW as wellThey should've seen it coming at Blizzard
>>555224632Only healpool does anything for anybody that isn't you or your target, tankpool purely gains bonus HP for himself. His upgrade actually gives him the most over the other 2, it's purely the 25hp/s dot for tank and like ten more hp/s for healer, a possible 40% damage vulnerability for several seconds can be massive, it can make tanks a viable target so they can be bursted down or guarantee that the backliner you hit with it dies if they don't get heals shoved up them. Its only not great because DPSpool himself isn't that great but being able to slap it on a tank and then dive right past them for the backline is an opportunity.
>>555225054i could be your luna gf (bf)
>>555207814>Blue Tongue>Blue nipple>Blue pussyBoys, have we gone full circle? Is this the final form of Blue Waffles?
Even if Luna snow is an industry plant its okay because I want to eat her ass
>>555224746would be severely nerfing yourself, fades are crucial to the hero and throwing out blinding screens while also instant reloading your daggers is very useful. Cloaks healing is ass if you're forced to waste your bubble on yourself every time there's a threat
>>555224772>it's the balance where NetEase completely mogged Blizzardi think theyre both kinda retarded about actually addressing problems, but netease's stuff seems to at least go through a sort of sanity check like "is this actually fun". so they likely actually listen to their playtesters and may even actually play the game themselves. with overwatch it was pretty clear that none of the californian designers involved ever actually played the game themselves and they thought they knew better than playtheir testers anywayimo the things people complain the most about in marvel rivals, like luna pressing Q and everyone having to wait 12 seconds, is not that bad imo. you can react to it, kite it, use it to set up for your ult, bait it out, and so on. there's reactivity and counterplay involved. the worst fun poison is overwatch style design where the enemy literally does not even need to really react to anything what you do. the tank just holds W on you and you die. the enemy ana presses 1 button and you die. the enemy genji gets nanobladed and you die. you can't flank, off angle or do shit because the enemy team has 4 hitscans waiting to beam you down as soon as you leave cover. all you really do is wait to do your 1 thing and then hope it wins you the game. you just have so little agency in that game it's maddening
>>555224746>Is it possible to play CnD but just as D?surethats how most CnDs play them
>>555218931>>555218652>>555218718epic meme brothers i kek’d epically!
>>555221043>>555221875It’s just your global south heritage at work, actually :)
You assholes told me this fucker was nerfed! You told me he was USELESS now, a JOKE! So then HOW the FUCK did a Lord Blade essentially single-handedly beat my team just now during convoy?! Our tanks couldn't fucking deal with him. Our magik kept trying (and failing, badly) to 1v1 him. Our Hela kept getting flanked and then walked down every time. And then by the time he'd get to our supports, Luna and Mantis (me) both just got fucked. I don't know how the fuck you're supposed to deal with this fucker. He just DOESN'T FUCKING DIE. Honestly I'm so fucking pissed right now because I know part of the reason he was able to run train on us all match is my team probably heard all the talk about how trash Blade is right now and didn't take him seriously until he was practically farming us and living in our heads. Stop saying Blade is shit. This fucker is a goddamn PROBLEM.
>>555225354>blue nipples>blue pussyZero evidence. Those are normal colored.
I know a lot of you guys are going to defend this, but I think Zhiyong is way fucking worse.The only reason our game is doing better is because they went all in on appealing towards casuals and that certainly fucks this game over.- Never nerfing healing (Low skill ceiling)- Never nerfing poke (Low skill ceiling)- Giving outfits to the same characters every season- Never addressing metas with each patch- Removing skill expression with each patchThink like CnD's 60 HP from pressing bubble nowLuna's stun going from projectile to instant stunThe game steering towards less about outplaying people and just being reactionary towards whatever happens because ultimately thats how you're going to win.
>>555225380>imo the things people complain the most about in marvel rivals, like luna pressing Q and everyone having to wait 12 seconds, is not that bad imo. you can react to it, kite it, use it to set up for your ult, bait it out, and so on. there's reactivity and counterplay involved. the worst fun poison is overwatch style design where the enemy literally does not even need to really react to anything what you do. the tank just holds W on you and you die. the enemy ana presses 1 button and you die. the enemy genji gets nanobladed and you die. you can't flank, off angle or do shit because the enemy team has 4 hitscans waiting to beam you down as soon as you leave cover. all you really do is wait to do your 1 thing and then hope it wins you the game. you just have so little agency in that game it's maddeningI could not say that better. Rivals ult aren't cancer you can kit them the game doesn't have annoying piece of shit heroes like ana or kiriko on top of that almost all heroes have ways to kit and escape compared to overwatch.
>>555224772>WoW That’s always been shit to some degree or another. That aspect is arguably actually what allowed it to to reach such popularity in the first place. Easy and simple for shitters to get into.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!
>>555225798>appealing towards casualsthats perfect and they should continue that
>>555221909>>555222148>>555222148>>555222669>>555222774As long as you recognize it makes you gay then whatever
>>555225798>- Removing skill expression with each patchOh yeah thats why they are releasing kits like Gambit, Rogue, DEADPOOL
>>555219408Johnny is so lucky to have this as his POV every night. Lucky himbo bastard….
>>555225798>casual hours (daytime)Games are fun you can even chat to people. Some even say thank you if you do your best!>tryhard hours (late night)Mentally ill losers crashing out every game and tranny stacks running cheats. Everyone is a living manifestation of all things vile.
Its always funny (but also cringe) how butthurt and anal sweaty neckbeards and tryhards get over this casual party console game where half the appeal for the playerbase is coom and skins and RP square
>>555225758blade is very feast or famine right now, even more than spider burden himself. The onky people still playing him know how to exploit his strengths and be a menace. If you see one, especially a lord, you need to play on your toes and make sure you and your team deal with him asap. It is possible to shut him down if your team is attentive and committed.
>>555226028Gay sex is amazing.
>>555211547>picHe’s not beating the cuckold allegations at this rate, I can tell you that much…
is there anything more cringe than somebody roleplaying as a bartender in the club
>>555225980yes
>>555226164>johnny >black arm that's blade
>>555224437>i think netease actually has some pretty talented gameplay designers. it's very clear how fucking bad blizzard's wow team was at designing a shooter now that we have a direct comparison. the heroes in marvel rivals generally play a lot better than most overwatch heroes do.This has got to be a joke.>completely fucked aiming because their designers/programmers can't into third person shooter math or even understand you want characters closer to the center of the screen>clearly rip off many overwatch heroes, yet completely miss what made their kits work in the first place while introducing additional problems, making them much worse>insanely fucked balance in terms of almost everything and so small and infrequent patches for many heroes the game is not only static but maintains the same problems, some heroes haven't seen updates since season 2 or 3 despite being terrible and incredibly op ones gets slaps on the wrist>healing is not only incredibly overtuned and healers almost exclusively being primary fire healers, with only 2 healers using cooldowns/resources for their main heals, it has basically zero anti heal to counterweight this despite other hero shooters having it as standard>some hero kits are so stupidly and illogically designed it's baffling how someone calling themselves a professional designer could design it and to top it off the balance changes to try and fix them all miss the mark for what the actual problems are>the actual feeback for abilities and attacks is borderline non-existent, punching someone with hulk feels like hitting someone with a thin cardboard tube>the ux design is so terrible that alone makes it clear it was made by chinese>tanks are so horrendously designed they can't even function as tanks, with shit team utility, shit self sustain or mitigation and no good way to properly defend their teams or control enemies so they have to be constantly pocketed while being out of position in the middle of the enemy team
>>555224772>Not only Overwatch, they managed to shit up WoW as wellThe entire company is in shambles. They even fucked up Diablo. They released D4 as a shit game with barely any content in it and have spent 2 years doing minor changes to it and all they've done is just make it a shittier version of D3.
>>555226165>>555226235TRVKE
I want this game so thrive just so we get more Marvel girls sluttified.
>>555224772>it's the balance where NetEase completely mogged BlizzardThese Zhiyong apologists are getting out of control.
>>555219578They're neccessary in this dogshit balance.This is literally why people play low TTK characters or ones with massively op gimmicks.Healing just has this game so bad right now and honestly? its kind of embarrassing, I tried to get some friends into this game and they gave up relatively quick because 2 things became quickplay apparent1. you cant play what you want if you also want to win2. if you dont have someone blasting your fatass with heals then you fight an uphill battle or just straight up lose.And really the biggest problem is just how overpowered healing is, and it not getting nerfed is making the gameplay so shitty.
>seething owkeks I’m sorry but it’s time to move on
>>555226681quickly*
>>555214867>>555215068>>555215534Definitely true overall but I think the low numbers means people mostly aren’t paired up with them thankfully
>>555226681if the game didn't have strong healing everything would die in second you tard.
/mrg/ girls > /owg/ girls
>>555226760It's shameful you don't want the game to improve the point you want to deflect to hating on unrelated games. Go to any other general and you will have posters calling out incompetent design or game changes while here we have literal simps like you pretending the game has no issues and is godly.
>teammates constantly dying>swap to healer, one of the healers picks up tank>deaths decrease tenfoldlow ELO is just healdiff
Squirrel Girl has a high skill ceiling
>>555227043
>>555226823>if the game didn't have strong healing everything would die in second you tard.Damage is higher in other hero shooters while healing is lower and also having passive integrated anti heal to dps role, like Overwatch. It doesn't matter how many times you ignorantly say this, you're wrong every single time because you don't know what you're talking about. In this game there are only a handful of heroes that can even kill through the healing output. Iron Man LITERALLY cannot kill someone being healed by Invisible Woman mashing m1, even in Overdrive mode. There is nothing Iron man can do to kill them outside of his Ult (which can get blocked by Guardian Shield anyway).
>>555227043kinda true. She's definitely very strong if you can consistently land direct hits, and don't rely on spamming chokes.
>>555226830bvsed and trve
>>555226823Alright so hold onto that.That's the problem.They're not going to nerf Poke or Low TTK characters when healing is overtuned as hell. So their answer to healing has been to buff damage across the board but never enough to be on par with the strongest most overpowered characters and they've done shit like unnerf charactears back to their peaks like Hawkeye, Thor, Phoenix and this is creating the most disgusting cycle I've ever seen in a game because they seriously REFUSE to nerf healing.
Elsa .. Felicia
>>555227093>Iron Man LITERALLY cannot kill someone being healed by Invisible Woman mashing m1, even in Overdrive mode.Why would he? His main dmg is his beam. By your logic, he should just be able to kill people by spamming his m1 way in the back. You're literally retarded, if you balanced this game it would have been already dead.
https://files.catbox.moe/0xgn2v.jpg
>>555227093>Iron Man LITERALLY cannot kill someone being healed by Invisible Woman mashing m1, even in Overdrive mode. There is nothing Iron man can do to kill them outside of his Ult The Iron Man can stop shooting the person being healed and instead kill the Invis Woman. >inb4 "but the invis woman is getting healed by the other support and now she's unkillable too!"ok. you've tied up two supports. that's value.
>>555227043"high" is a bit generous but it is higher than what people assume, at least a middling skill ceilingbeing able to land directs reliably, being able to sync up directs with bounces or squirrels to 1 shot people, actually dueling people instead of just spamming chokes full of 5 dudes, they take a bit of effort with her which is really the reason why she's less useful than more basic point and shoot pokes
>>555216326bayzed>>555219968thor is so unbelievably fucking lucky…
>>555227265>Why would he? His main dmg is his beam.You think there is nothing wrong a DPS going into their high damage burst mode cannot kill or even put a noticeable dent in someone's health? Where a dps like Hela can stand in the open and tank Overdrive unibeam without as much as a dent because the healing is so high and has effectively no downtime or resource management?You don't think there's anything wrong with 2 heroes like Cap and Scarlet Witch attacking that same hela with everything they've got and still can't kill her because of the healing?And after all this you STILL have the gall to claim that "damage is too high" in this game? Compared to fucking what? Because it's sure as fuck isn't higher comparatively speaking to either Paladins, Overwatch or any other shooter.
The fact a single healer can nullify damage and keep a 250hp flimsy dps alive within a fraction of a second while said dps is running into the open essentially making it so all your hits were meaningless are meaningless is so insane that regardless of whether you like me or not; that's not fucking right. That is crazy incompetence on the part of zhiyong.I'll say it again, if you are fighting a team who gets instapocketed and you're not then you're just fucked or now the match is way harder.
only bad dps cry about healing
>>555227359>The Iron Man can stop shooting the person being healed and instead kill the Invis Woman.Ah yes, the one that could easily be behind a corner, a shield, barrier, her own barrier or anything else.Not only that, Invis can heal multiple allies at once with this since her healing pierces.Iron Man is but one of many many examples because a vast majority of the roster does not in fact do high damage.
>>555227282fuuuuuck...
>>555227592>damage is too highI didn't say that, I said you need strong healing because otherwise everybody would fall over in millisecond you retard.
>>555227727*mic drop*
>>555214695Blood needs to be spilled for what was done to Halo. I doubt Rivals is lasting a decade but they do have a better chance of it at most, the mystifying balancing and keeping people interested with new releases probably being the biggest roadblocks.
>>555216326And I'll make sure you stay Plat 2, nigger.
I dont carestop crying about hela, hawkeye when healing is so broken that it basically makes them neccessaryyou guys cant have it both ways, if they nerfed dps before they nerfed healing then it would fuck the game so hard since nothing would die.
that anon was right, hela's boob size to torso size ratio is fucking crazy
alright tranny, you dont need to run interference to try and kill the discussion.
>>555227808What if... Just what if... Now hear me out anon I know this may sound CRAZY, maybe even UNHINGED, but just WHAT IF..... They nerfed poke damage and healing in the same update?WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALike seriously though do you people even use your fucking brains or do you just blindly post like a retard without even rubbing 2 braincells together?
ironheart skin for ironman
>>555227093>Iron Man LITERALLY cannot kill someone being healed by Invisible Woman mashing m1, even in Overdrive modeland your missiles while shooting them and you will burst through, get closer and shoot the ground just in front of them
>>555227942You have to understand that this general is mostly tank and support players, and is thus not of the highest intellectual merit
>>555226419Gross. Why are there jeets posting their scat porn here? Disgusting
>>555227942This is never going to happen.Do you sincerely think Zhiyong is capable of doing this when it took him 10 months to nerf Luna's ult duration despite that being one of the most long standing complaints in the game?I'd prefer the most realistic solution and thats nerfing healing first and foremost so people aren't proudly standing in the open taking hundreds if not thousands of damage and being rewarded for it.But again its just so painfully obvious that zhiyong doesnt want to nerf healing especially with the way he refuses to make anti-heal accessible let alone good enough to filter healing effectively.
>>555228064The fuck would you drag tank players into this for? I know you're on my side here but come on. This is literally an issue with retard dps who go "WAHHH YOU CAN'T NERF MY DAMAGE WHEN HEALING IS THIS STRONG!" and healers who go "WAHHH YOU CAN'T NERF MY HEALING WHEN DAMAGE IS THIS STRONG!"Like it's so retarded both can be nerfed it's not rocket science.
>>555219481Eddie>>555221385>>555221670Reed>>555222148Johnny
are we playing highguard?
>>555228261>TPMNo. I will not downgrade to W11.
Another thread, another dps melty...
>>555227942>They nerfed poke damage and healing in the same update?While nice, I can see the devs being hesitant to do this, if only due to the fact that gamers think that nerf = 'worse' or 'less fun' instead of potentially healthier for the game. It'd be like pulling teeth; It'll be good for the long run but people would (loudly) complain about it, and that's something the devs seemingly don't want.
>>555227761>I didn't say that, I said you need strong healing because otherwise everybody would fall over in millisecond you retard.Healing should be there for 2 things>out of combat sustain>slow down players dying in combat (not make them immortal)This game has fucked healing so hard it's mindblowing.You have healing so high it makes several allies immortal against 1-3 other enemies and has borderline zero downtime or resource management involved. That is fucking retarded, full stop.Not only is this retarded, it makes players playing the game play in a fucking retarded manner>healers tunnelvision heal and form bad habits where their awareness is shit since they do nothing but heal>healers get to focus less on actually dealing damage and contributing to kills they become literal healbots with some so bad like Rocket most players do 0 damage on the hero>anyone getting healed becomes effectively immortal so players get used to just standing out in the open like idiots, never ducking behind cover under sustained fire because they can facetank damage even as some 275hp heroIt's outright fucking BAD for the game the way healing is done in this game. It even fucks over the neutral game hard because there are no ebbs and flows due to lulls or players forced to take cover.The healing is so absurd it is outright compensating for how bad tanks are at their job and players are so dumb they don't even realize it. Because tanks not having great self sustain, barriers, ways to protect allies and shit doesn't matter when healers just makes anyone immortal.
>>555227043>>555226901>>555226782>>555226561>>555226426>>555226386>>555226354>>555225874Holy mother of…
>>555228165Of course it's never going to happen cause zhiyong is a retard but that's irrelevant to the topic. The whole point is that retards are arguing which needs to be nerfed damage or healing and the answer is both. Nobody is holding a gun to someone's head and making you choose which one. They are both problematic and need to be nerfed. That's the end of the discussion. The argument is retarded.
>>555228247because he's just running interference. its a bunch of support mains (probably the luna tranny) stiring the pot and trying to drag people into these pointless arguments that are completely irrevelant to the actual discussion here.
>>555227972The sooner everything about that character is forgotten the better.>>555226354Cucklopsfags can’t catch a break kek.
>>555228261>are we playing highguard?is it BR slop or extraction/looter shooter?what game/genre is it similar to?
>>555228004Missiles are crap and you relying on Repulsors to try and burst in Overdrive makes no sense because it doesn't increase Repulsor damage, only Unibeam damage.
zhiyong's balancing is retarded but the opinion of the posters in here are even more retarded
>>555228650>is it BR slop or extraction/looter shooter?I was under the impression it's some strange variant of extraction shooter with teams.
>>555228778It seems like support players consistently have the worst most dog shit opinions ever and they are genuinely dumbfounded and don't understand when you call them out on it
>>555228653>it doesn't increase Repulsor damageyes it doeshttps://www.marvelrivals.com/heroes/index.html?id=ef114434-6c2a-48ff-a4f7-05dc278aedde35/50 vs 45/65radius goes from 3m to 5m too
>>555225758there's always outliers. widow's ass but you still see the occasional monster widow skill checking the entire enemy team. i've had some good games as blade too but i still wouldn't consider him very good.
>>555228261>check steam>titanfall and apex devs>no hot girls in the trailerVery not for me
whats up with person who keep posting ugly magik catboxes
>>555228506No bro, you're missing the point.Healing should get nerfed first because that forces everyone to play more intelligently, and then eventually nerf poke or really just the fucking hitscans because hitscans are always broken in games.Its literally never happening though, Zhiyong is fucking RETARDED and you keep ignoring this as if its not true or a huge fundemental part of how this game functions on a season to saeson basisThis dude cannot do two things at once, he is so fucking bad at his job that he somehow managed to nerf Rocket's wall running speed before addressing anything else in the game that was and still is blatantly broken, overpowered or overtuned.The game's balance is fucking shit and its his fault.He's worse than jeff kalpan. The game would be better off without him 100%.
>>555228653>Missiles are crapWrong, aim at the ground in front of them and burst off 200hp with one button while also pushing unibeam damage through>repulsors don't increase in damagenot only irrelevant but also wrong
>>555228778>zhiyong's balancing is retarded but the opinion of the posters in here are even more retardedyeah dpstroons are braindead
>>555217438I'm very tempted to get that skin but I don't play Thor myself..
>Zhiyong hate out of nowhereobsessed
you unironically have to be a support main to defend the yellow chink balancing this game.this shits worse than goats.
Zhiyong is my nigga, but he needs to either buff Adam/Ultron or change them to duelistsalso remove Hawkeye one-shotsand stop nerfing healers (except Gambit ult)
>>555228948Correction, it doesn't meaningfully improve damage and that's only on direct hits.Meanwhile Unibeam is hitscan and goes from 140/s to 190/s. You'd be crazy to rely on Repulsors if your goal was to burst someone down.
>>555229135Its the luna tranny who says obsessed its his favorite word. Quite obvious why he defends him
how to get more green coins for outfit? outside of galacta and orange venom bunldes
>>555219578Its honestly funny that no one mentioned this except for maybe a few anons in the past couple weeks.
>>555229057Anyone that defends missiles is auto ignored. It's just clowns that desperately want to convince themselves something garbage is in fact secretly great. As for the damage thing >>555229210
>>555229210unibeam has short range and makes you slow & vulnerableYou use whatever the situation requires
>>555229135>this shits worse than goats.no the fuck it is not
>>555219578>are all strong picksthat doesnt mean they automatically need to be nerfedyou want heroes to be strong
>>555229313>REEEE IRONMAN CAN'T 1V2 THROUGH HEALING>one simple trick with missiles makes them do massive single target burst>REEEEEE MISSILES ARE SHIT YOU'RE JUST STUPIDOkay then, keep being ignorant and crying since you're not actually arguing anything
>>555229107>>Zhiyong hate out of nowhereNewfag. Every thread has Zhiyong hate because it's deserved. He's the dev with the most meme hate images and posts. He can say things in the Dev vision video but do something completely different (or more commonly, nothing at all).
>>555229317You're not getting it. The example was that even when Iron Man uses his highest damage ability in Overdrive he can't kill someone being healed by Invis, because that's how high the healing is.
>>555229259the give it away once in a while
>>555229254Im pretty sure I've blocked most of the luna tranny's replies / posts because I consistently see his crap hidden when he's just shitting up the thread with softcore porn and pathetic dialogue.It's crazy that there's always a tranny that everyone hates lurking in each game general. I distinctly remember one for /dg/ (Destiny 2) who tried to normalize himself and everyone shit on him so hard that he either left for good or continued to post anonymously.
>>555229430>>REEEE IRONMAN CAN'T 1V2 THROUGH HEALINGAnon, it's not a 1v2, it's just someone being healed. A single healer making anyone immortal against a DPS hero during their brief high burst mode with their highest damage ability. Yet you or your clown friends will still say that the damage is just way too high in this game.>>one simple trick with missiles makes them do massive single target burstPost videos of this ebin strat you consistently pull off, we both know you won't because you're full of shit.
>>555229751Funnily enough I'm pretty certain they're just going to buff Iron Man at some point since he got powercrept by the dogshit balance.
>>555229024>Zhiyong is fucking RETARDED and you keep ignoring this as if its not true or a huge fundemental part of how this game functionsBro i opened my post with zhiyong is a retard why would you write such a thing? I just think asking or saying which one should get nerfed first is redundant and pointless cause they both need to be nerfed. I know it's never going to happen. I don't think anything is going to happen at this point cause of how retarded zhiyong is. Like the game needs an actual big balance patch to vastly shake up the game and this faggot retard is too scared to even modify more than 2 characters per season so i don't think he's going to do anything at this point, not a large scale dps nerf, not a large scale healing nerf, and certainly not both at once. He's too scared to even do a global ult charge speed nerf which is also sorely needed. He's too scared to even nerf bucky or hela a single fucking time since launch.He just isn't going to do jack shit at all so us talking is pure conjecture and fantasy booking anyway.
>>555211547Cyclops is literally the most republican-like X-men
>>555230126sure grandpa let's get you to bed
>>555226354How does Namor keep doing it?!
>>555229589Not him. Don't want to be in this overarching discussion. Just stop citing Invis as proof that healing is broken. Invis as a character is broken. Everyone acknowledges this. No one will pretend otherwise. Invis being disgustingly broken doesn't mean healers as a whole are broken. You can kill someone through C/D heals, Mantis heals, Rocket heals, Luna heals, Ultron heals, and Loki heals.
>>555229751>just someone being healedThat's 1v2 you moron, you are fighting 2 people, a DPS and a supportYes damage is high you fucking retard it takes a healer shoved up someone's ass to not melt in 2 seconds flat.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mWh1wD0i82s
>>555228975Titanfall was kino albeit>>555229107Go away zhiyong I’ll have you interned at your nearest camp
>>555229714>destiny 2>tranniesWell yeah that makes sense especially lol it’s like shit and stink they love those kind of games
>>555230183Namor fucks.
post coom
>>555228968Just when I thought footfaggots couldn’t get more subhuman
>>555230243>Titanfall was kino albeitthis is not titanfall
I wish I were Sue's husband just so I could be her cuckold
>>555230184>Just stop citing Invis as proof that healing is brokenLoki, Gambit, Luna all have equivalent levels of healing.Jeff's is lower at 130/s but heals over a wider area and pierces.Some are even outright perceived as bad healers because they just don't output as insane levels of healing as the prior mentioned, like Adam and Mantis.>Luna heals Loki heals.Dead wrong. Just because you're playing in Plywood 3 where your healers can't aim doesn't mean their output isn't on par or higher than Invis, which it is.
>>555210679So he was correct.
>>555220960Use the md5 next time.https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7712144&tags=md5%3A2e93b722f0a3d747b9862f9f38ba1a6e
>Reed can blow Sue’s back out and give her a reacharound from any angle>Indians still cuckpost about him
>>555230502Not only does Blade get Psylocke all to himself, and Angela all to himself, and Hela all to himself, and Black Cat all to himself, and Luna all to himself, and Mantis all to himself, and Squirrel Girl all to himself.... He ALSO gets SUE to ALL TO HIMSELF... how does that fucking bastard do it bros.......
>>555230502based, fav bull?
>>555230214>That's 1v2 you moronNo, I'm not talking about fighting against someone 1v2. It could be a stationary target dummy. This is you desperately wanting to shift goalposts to try and salvage your non-argument.>Yes damage is highIf the damage is so high, why can't Iron Man kill or at least force someone beign healed away into cover. Why is it literally impossible for 1-3 heroes to kill someone being healed. Cap and Scarlet Witch cannot kill someone being healed by say Invis no matter what they do.You're factually wrong. There are only handful of heroes in this entire game that can kill through healing and that is with multiple headshots and the enemy not retreating to cover.You utterly fail to comprehend that if someone is being focused by enemies, they should only have their death slowed down and be forced to retreat. Not become immortal to 1-3 heroes at once by just standing there like a target dummy.But I can tell I'm wasting my time on a midwit here, so no point in wasting more time.
>>555230214>Yes damage is highName all high damage heroes. List them.
>>555231140Doreen's farts instakill
>>555230183He doesn’t? That’s like one of maybe 4 instances in his 60+ year long publication history lol
I play for vibes only>IT'S COMPETITIVE YOU'RE LITERALLY PLAYING TO WIN STOP PICKING NON-META!!!!Don't care, it's a game, I play for fun, don't care if you lose elo lol.
>>555231001Yes you areNo, you're notNot a wasting my time one someone just randomly disregarding 1 of 3 lines I post, wildly shifting goalposts, triies to force the square peg into the round hole and then retardedly claims superiority because of it
>>555231975Based lol
>>555226823It already works like that in solo/zero support matches. Funny how these type always ignore them when they are the ideal gameplay according to their own words.
>>555231975Psys ass is not that big...
>>555230502
>>555232126>>555231975It should be.
>>555231990>wildly shifting goalpostsThis is literally you are you're so delusional you don't even realize it, which is why you're actively wasting people's time trying to reason with you.People are talking about how high healing is and it makes someone being healed immortal, how only a few heroes in the entire game even have a chance of breaking through or forcing an enemy to take cover through the healing.Your response?>OMG ACHUALLY IT'S 1V2 UUUUUH>NOOOOO MUH HEWKKING DAMAGEI S TOO GHIGH IN THE ENTIRE GAEMWhat is the textbook definition of goalpost moving. It's shifting it to something you think you can "win" with despite not actually having anything to do with the points presented. But even now I'm wasting my time because I naively still believe there is a rational person inside you, which clearly there is not. This is your last (you)
>>555231975Goddamn no wonder blade can't keep his hands off psy she's even thicker than sue
>>555231975fat ninjalay off the sushi, girl
Reminder the low effort Blade shitposting is happening because Blade Psylocke shippers are currently having mental breakdowns on Xitter as the devs have not acknowledged their poorly written fanfiction
>>555231923It’s okay Reed, I’m sure Sue will have enough time for you eventually
>>555219414I find cap is the only one that works against stacks. The rest are garbage though.
how will they make the thing, rhino, colossus and the juggernaut all play different despite them soing the aame thing.being big dudes that just run around crashing into stuff and punch a lot.
>>555231975>>555232126Blade likes her thick so she's been hitting the squat rack
Blade indians status = buckbroken
>>555232405If anything Zhiyong gaslighting Blade players by claiming nerfs were buffs drove Blade mains insane.
>>555232715So you're saying they just need to buff blade for real for the bladefag to stop?
>>555230498I’m aware of this.>>555230789Nothing makes them more insecure than seeing a competent happy white man and couple.
>>555232512>how will they make the thing, rhino, colossus and the juggernaut all play different despite them soing the aame thing.By giving them different kinds of bad sustain, weak melee and low team utility so they're all bad at tanking and brawling.
Gaymorfag vs Bladejeet who’s more annoying
how was dr. strange a surgeon in the first place?those hands and fingers are huge.
>>555233320Gaymor because who actually likes gaymor. At least blade has actual fans even if they're over 40 years old
>>555233410>how was dr. strange a surgeon in the first place?>those hands and fingers are huge.He was a gynecologist that shoved his big fingers into women's holes. He simply called himself a surgeon because it looks better on his business card.
>>555232512Terrible idea, but if you really wanted to outline colossus high durability you could>make his hp locked with his mobility meaning he gets slower and slower until he screeches to a halt>unkillable invincibility passive that last for 15 seconds, that has a 60 seconds cooldown>passive damage reduction >an ability to deflect bullets back like cap shieldHe would become a stable to contest cart, when portals are in play and be the most tank-y tank
>>555233320i think Namor guy is at least self aware and at least partially joking. the bladefag was probably joking at first but has taken it past shitposting and seemingly brain raped himself into believing blade is even a top tier character in the current mega and everything.
>>555232512Juggernaut is easy just give him 1000 hp on top of blue health generation and slap on a 10 second ttk on a galacta bot as counter balance.
>>555220371got his faggot ass
>>555211547Nick Fuentes won. Cry faggot.
>>555231975why are people still pretending psylocke is attractive? her face is horrid.
i’m rping as dr. strange using the time stone to make my spider-man believe that we only win when he plays as 2nd tank.
who’s going to be the “waluigi in smash” character for rivals?I bet on Carol.
>>555234636Explain this analogy for someone who’s never played smash
>>555235019waluigi was a very requested character to be playable in smash (by reddit and twitter niggas) before the last game was even announced.but in e3 2018, he was quickly shown to be an assist trophy, which deconfirmed him as a playable character.Ever since then he’s clowned on because of this.
>>555220371Venom was Venom before Eddie and Venom will be Venom after Eddie. Venom is literally the name of the symbiote you braindead troglodyte.
>>555211547BasedFuck ICE
>>555235019its like when you wavedash while doing footsies but then you choke and your opponent pops off before securing the W so you hype out. but then mom comes in and forces you to take your monthly (or a shower as you guys call it)
>>555234654It's astonishing to me that dramaslop retardswill care this fucking much about pointless drama where no one was actually hurt, Zazza's "crime" was....not swapping a character in a video game...? Cece told a guy to shut up, none of this shit matters.Playing for the vibes is also what you SHOULD be doing, it's a game, if he needs the money he could work a job.
>>555233320I like the bladebro
>>555228261I really liked Titanfall, but I an /m/ guy above all else so I'm openminded but I wouldn't call myself excited. The strict embargo on all info about it even now, hours before launch is fucking insane and does give me some concern.
What are the odds that Emma and Angela's skins will both be legendary?>.t Emma Main who dabbles in Angela'ing
>>555234636Well waluigi in smash is specially infamous for being part of an already pretty famous line up of characters and being mentioned and non-playable in the game.My guess is that it would either be one of the Spiders or one of the Symbiotes
>>555235559if they were playing for the vibes they wouldve pitched in and given this dude his cut of the prize money beforehand. instead they called him broke afaik lolpeople will claim they want 1 thing but then if you scratch their reasoning even a little bit, you find out that they want something else entirely. its like when my teammates claim they want the team to win and thus i should be playing magneto, but then i tell them that i have 5 minutes on magneto but its ok bro because i can play their hero and they can play magneto. but they won't do it and they get pissy and try to pussyfoot around the subject while calling me a griefer. but they'll never just admit that they just want me to do their chores for them so they can have fun AND win.
>>555235559Did you copy paste this from her twitch chat or something?
Blade's property.
>>555236092>if they were playing for the vibes they wouldve pitched in and given this dude his cut of the prize money beforehandto elaborate the other teammates were claiming that they were going to win with the 0-5 widow picking retard. if they really believed that, they would've put their money where their mouths were and comped the brokie tryhard's prize money beforehand. but they didn't actually think they would win. they just didn't want to admit they were griefing this dude's chances at the prize money
>>555236123chatgpt, always sides with women
location: india
>>555235559>Playing for the vibes is also what you SHOULD be doing, it's a gametrvke
>Try Comp for the first time>Every match so far is Mags/Strange, MK/Hawkeye, Hela, Phoenix, Rocket and Sue/GambitI'm tired
>>555236498Play QP
>>555236092>>555236218Why the fuck would they pay him beforehand? Literally no competitive team does this and their team was barely competitive.Again, it's literally a non-issue that's just blown up way out of proportions because dramatubers need useless drama to talk about, I reiterate myself when I say it but none of this shit fucking matters, I've been treated just as bad and straight up dismissed from numerous teams and no one gives a shit.>>555236123I'm too old to use twitch and find the concept of streamers pointless, not siding with anyone either just think it's stupid that this is now going on for more than a week over absolutely nothing.
>>555236498Learn Cap. Never stop humping the poke hero.Win game.
>>555236054god i hope it’s miles
>>555236573>i'm not siding with anyone either i'm just completely misrepresenting the situation and also criticizing one person in particularShut the fuck up you ghoul
>>555236731Fuck both of them, I don't care and neither should you.
>>555236680He has too much of a varied (ass pulled) powerset to not be included, It would probably be Kaine/Ben or Gwen (even if she has somewhat of a symbiote connection) there isn't really anything that makes them stand out from Peter.Miguel is powered by a bunch of Hi-Tech bullshit so I would say he has the same chances as Miles
>>555237164i hope guanguang’s chinese genes make him super racist and denies any mention of miles in-game.imagine, if you will, a world where, alongside bladejeet, we have milesfag shitting up /mrg/.he must not be added.
[Great News] Cece and Zazza continue to be humiliated daily
>>555237153I'm not a soulless ghoul so unlike you i possess a human trait called empathy which compels me to feel bad for someone who was wronged.Funny how literally millions of people have viewed these videos and all unanimously all come to the same conclusion except for you. Just gotta be a contrarian faggot, huh?
>>555237164>there isn't really anything that makes them stand out from Peter.Play up Kaine's connection to The Other and its totemic abilities to let him summon/control spiders alongside shootable stingers with a poison DoT
>>555237378Idubbbz?You still browse this place?
>>555237378>Funny how literally millions of people have viewed these videos and all unanimously all come to the same conclusion Millions of retard apes who cheer and clap when a four hour "HE/SHE IS DONE" type video is released, fuck all of the people involved they haven't done shit for me, fuck kingsman for being a pussy bitch too.>I'm not a soulless ghoul so unlike you i possess a human trait called empathy which compels me to feel bad for someone who was wronged.He was called mean words over a video game get the fuck over yourself.
>>555234636We already know Carol is going to be playableIt'll be Quicksilver
>>555237519Yes it's me idubbz the youtube cuck with some tattooed whore gf who disrespects me.What the fuck are you talking about retard? What are you doing?
>>555237164>Miguel is powered by a bunch of Hi-Tech bullshitThat retarded Spider-Verse movie implied as much giving him laser webs and shit, but no. He has his 2D waifu, but as far as Spidering goes he is all organic, including his webs so he's less tech than OG Spidey. He does eventually start gliding with his cape but I'd hardly call that "tech"
>>555213334I remember when Emma wasn't massively nerfed so that you could solo tank with her.
Born to be a Cap mainForced to be a Hulk main
Does anybody know good YT channels that teach game sense in Rivals?The only decent one I know is Death and Gaming.
>>555238089Its so funny how they nerfed the tank who punishes you hard for walking through main like an ape, because players can’t be trusted to run face forward like cattle. At least some tanks can’t help themselves, as that’s their job. But any dps and support getting killed by emma deserves to lose that game
Born to be a racist chudForced to carry the shield to represent the dream that america is supposed to be
Cece ain't going to fuck you bro
>>555234058based>>555235598don’t talk about yourself
>>555237378>>555237679>EmpathySaaaay Niiiiggeeeer!
>>555238758You already made this post you dumbfuck do you have the memory of a goldish? >>555237519
Okay but for real though Idubbz has had the biggest downfall in Youtube history
>>555236680>>555237309I hope so too. Last thing this game needs is more DEI shitters. I don’t want Miguel either because his gimmick is kinda bland and meaningless but at least they’d most likely go for the based white version.>>555237481Also a good point. If they really want to add in a certain character they could always asspull some fan fiction bullshit with Chronovium or whatever, but that’s more the exception than the rule and something they don’t really resort to.
>>555238296Depends, what level of quality do you need? There is coaches like cuffy with very high level understanding of the game, that wouldn’t really help you get better at climbing out of say silver. While CoachDSR has some of the best information on how to get from bronze to diamond. There are also character specialists who can help you get better at playing the hero
>>555236321I wonder if that’s by coincidence…>>555238758He was so real for this…
where to buy ceces feet pics
>>555232284>This is literally you are you're so delusional you don't even realize it, which is why you're actively wasting people's time trying to reason with you.You're such a fucking retarded spreg holy fuck. I'm not paying you to argue with me. You can just ignore me, but you're such an autism spreg you literally can't.>>555229024>Healing should get nerfed first because that forces everyone to play more intelligently, and then eventually nerf poke or really just the fucking hitscans because hitscans are always broken in games.nerfing healing would just turn this game into corner poke, and at this point why don't you just play cs to shit for it?
Rogue is like Angela. Simultaneously a shit tank but also extremely fucking annoying to face. Also they both look like men. Easily my most hated characters in this game.
>>555240779>Also they both look like menlmk where you live i need to book a plane ticket
>tfw i duo with my gf but she only plays CnD and uses controllergonna be hardstuck GM my whole life boys
>>555240779>Angela>shit tank but also extremely fucking annoying to faceJust say you're too retarded to play her or counter her
>>555241648Does "she" suck your cock while playing?
>>555241648happy gf > higher rank
>tfw I duo with my friend but he’s super gay and always making innuendos questionably directed at me but he’s really good at the game so I just let it happen
Found a bratty fake demon Magik who thought her nerf sword could compete with the Blade. Had to put her in her place. 9 months from now she'll be popping out a real darkchylde. Another one for the harem.
>>555241648i play on my smurf if i have to play with shitter friends
Does a lord icon do bonus damage?
>>555241903You are without a doubt the worst poster to ever grace this general I am begging you to please fuck off
>>555242050The good thing is he only posts the same pictures so you can filter the filenames.
>>555241901its not gay to enjoy your effeminate gay bro giving u compliments or get brojobs from him. if you have a deep voice you can also make them flustered by calling them a good boy or a good girl depending on how far along the gay spectrum they are
>>555242050Sorry. The ladies love the Blade, so the Blade ain't leavin'.
>>555242152can someone please tell me how to do this that doesn't involve using 4chan X I can't bear to see this jeet's fetishes
>>555241901>>555242176Just be a bit gay and pound you bro's bussy, men have been doing it for millennia since they figured out frotting.
>>555242598I just use the normal settings
>trannies, furries, and gays posting their fetishes? This is fine >posts about consenting heterosexual relations between a woman and a black male OH GOD I'M GOING INSAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
>>555242447
anyone knows what does E (deadpool in your area) upgrade does for strategist pool?The description is unclear, and on website it says 20% damage boost if you upgrade
>>555242902Yes
>>555243052>The description is unclearturn off DP-style descriptions in optionsBut yes, it adds a damage boost to any ally within its AoE
>>555242902someone flip this poor anons switch back to "begging for acceptance" again
>>555242902>consenting relations between a woman and a black manBlade doesn’t swing that way, I’m afraid.
>>555242902It's funny because there's literally gay dudes talking about fucking each other right now but a normal black guy having sex with a woman is where they draw the line
>>555243251Anyone can do that dance
>>555241659>counter herThe amount of times I make Angela mains switch off from me spitting at them as Jeff is hilarious. And you can tell they get increasingly annoyed with me, because by the end of the match they're exclusively going after me. Doesn't matter though I like literally swimming around them in circles.
>>555243293Clutch your pearls elsewhere faggot this is 4chan not weenie hut jrs.
Blades bussy is for the Big Dracula Cock
>>555242902They're threatened by Blade and what he represents as a black man. They'll cope and insist otherwise but it's literally just that. It's the reason why no one ever complains about Jeff getting shipped any of the girls because Jeff isn't threatening.
This new Angela MVP screen is fire dawg
>Level 22 Magik>Can't fucking hit a dash to save my lifeI've tried everything, getting closer before dashing, aiming slightly to the right of my target, I even changed the bloody reticle for one of these cross-shaped wide ones, no dice. I zoom past them and we're both embarrassed.And MEANWHILE I can 180° noscope a zooming Spider-Man halfway across the bloody map.
>Watch Xmen 97Honestly; the most annoying part of Charles Xavier prancing around and preaching as "The Professor", is how he acts like he's the only one in the world with a Doctorate.
>>555244030Blade's pov when Angela gets in heat.
>>555244057Aim with your body and where they are going to be. Take angles were they don’t expect you can help
>>555243842Blade has already gotten buck broken multiple times by Zhiyong
>>555244057yes Magiks E is hard to hit, I miss it all the time tooMagik is for masochists, you need to work 10x harder than other duelistsThey should buff her Es speed/animation the same way they buffed Wandas stun and Lunas snowball
>>555244165The X-Gene carries with it a certain level of doucheiness that's immutable, sadly
For me it’s the ninja woman
brb /mrg/, gotta take a shit give me like 15 minutes
>>555244445Blade's dick drainer.
>>555244445made for futa magik
>>555244445Same, can't wait for Elektra.
>>555242902Both of these are dogshit
>>555244690Looks more like a muffin to me
>>555244057I'm level 21 iron fist with the same winrate last time I checked.>bot gamesI intentionally play other heroes so as not to mess up my real winrates.
>>555244528>gotta take a shitgotta take a Blade*
>>555244775Captain America would never lie.
>>555244308>Magik is for masochists, you need to work 10x harder than other duelistsI like it though, making Magik work is way more satisfying than most other duelists
>>555244903kek'd
can we get a chef themed hero?
>>555244165The thing that retards who ask for a heckin wholesome Giancarlo Esposito or whoever miss when they try to fancast Xavier is that it is part of his character to be a rich white guy. He comes from a literal position of privilege that protects him from the radicalization that most mutants including his precious boy Cyclops face. It's what lets him believe we can all just reach a nice solution over tea when Magneto knows the truth. It also means that he can be an awful douche like you noticed
NI HAO
>>555244030BUILT to be CLOBBER'D!
>>555245307
>>555244548>Blade's dick drainer in realitySHIEEEET
>>555245149Like, for cooking? Best I can do is the Thing in an apron.
Is Emma a good solo tank?
what's the best Support Pool talents to upgrade? Feels like Bounce sword > Sword heals > Gun > E is optimal
>>555236184>>555241903>>555195128I think actual street-shitting jeets in villages are less faggy than you and your bbc fetish with Blade. even the Magik blackedfag knows to just drop catbox links and do nothing more
he won kneel
>>555245493Here's that asian woman with a big ass I told you about
>>555245489*swaps to squirrel girl*
>>555244692>can't wait for Elektra
>>555245958
>>555246120he cute
my Jeff folder has 171 items saved
>>555246120It's weird that I never see any Jeffs with that costume or emote in qp or ranked. In fact when I use that emote everyone in spawn acts super confused at first.
>>555224437Remember how in the first patch to the game they removed genji being able to wall climb and double jump forever. This game has the best controlling Spider-Man since WOS in it LOL
>>555246213post the image number 113
>>555245859Headthrow first always. Great healing tool and pretty much instant ult. After that it kinda splits based on your team comp. I pretty much always do guns last no matter what though, it does such a small increase on your healing or damage per shot. E can be really strong, again depending on just how your team is playing, up at the point, back, together, spread. The upgrade only gives like 10HPS but but 20% damage amp goes far.
>>555224669Lmao bodied that freak
>>555246273it's not really a great skin tbf. with Spidey and Venom there's some value in them being classic looks and he pixelated effect is a nice throwback to their arcade appearances throughout the 90s. with Jeff it's just a gimmick at best, a shameless low-effort skin at worst. at least it's free.
>>555245773>Shield and CCYes
I will probably buy the Deadpool Jeff skin when they inevitably release it
>>555246341the PS5 games had good web-swinging, let's not pretend people didn't buy those games purely for the traversal mechanics. WOS was great too, but this is hardly the first good Spider-Man movement since 2008. hell even Fortnite Spider-Man was fun to swing around with
>>555245773mag is better if you can aim
>>555246715same
>>555193761
When are they going to announce the skins with matching bf and gf shirts for Blade and Psylocke?
>>555246627>>555246715>>555246883His game
>Mrr-ACK!
>555246975You mean for Blade and Safron?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWEtIaKvs5w
>>555246975They're saving those for valentines day
>>555247563looks like the TVA
Peni's mines should only be able to be destroyed once they are on the ground, not while still a projectile.
>>555247563What was that magic school bus thing at the end?
>>555247884peni should be taken out of the game entirely
>>555247579okay ngl they're cute here. I don't hate the ship anymore
>>555245242>magneto knows the truthShut the fuck up Quentin
>>555247563>Payload on the new map is Ducktor StrangeWeird
>>555247563KinoGlad we're finally getting some colorful maps after all the night time and klyntarslop
>>555248006it's the only good image out of this ship ever, but I still hate Rivals Blade enough for me to dislike it. I liked the original Psylocke x Magik ship when the game first dropped
>>555245242So...rich black guys aren't in a position of privilege?
TAKE THE PENI MINES OUTTA THE GAME, TREYARCH
>>555247997Silence, fascist.
>>555235346The suit is named Venomling.
>>555245242giancarlo esposito fucking sucks as an actor and can only play one role. he just plays gus in everything and redditards eat that slop up like parsley. he DESERVED that dogshit “literally who” role in cap 4.
>>555235346I am Venom
>>555248180The second a rich white guy treated him different for being a rich black guy he would understand people like Nightcrawler and Beast way better than he does currently.
>>555247563new maps are more fun than new heroes
FUCK you, Treyarch. FUCK YOU!!!!! OH, this pisses me OFF! ARE YOU--ffffUCKING KIDDING ME? *high pitched voice* ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?TIRED OF THIS SHIT! Please God put STAGE 5 PICCOLO ON THAT PENI PARKER! TAKE IT OUTTA THE FUCKING GAME, TREYARCH!
I'm opening a portal>>555248869>>555248869>>555248869>>555248869
>>555247563we are loki now >>555247702
>>555245242you were doing so good until the magneto apologism, we know it's you Beau Demayo
>>555247563Will probably be poorly designed as well.We need new game modes.
>>555248557This. He’s mediocre overall. His role in The Boys further proves this.>>555248006No they’re not fag stfu.
>>555245578Buckbros… we not baggin the baddies after all…>>555242902>>555243293>>555244006Kill yourself obnoxious faggot
>>555245242>>555248878They deserve to be treated differently is what you don’t understand
>>555246760Insomniac are probably the worst devs to have touched Spider-Man. Which they do all the time. The web swinging is so brainless even on no assist with fall damage. The combat is even worse, especially after they put everything on those dumbass cooldowns. Just salt in the wound that it’s allegedly in service of one of the worst Spider-Man stories I’ve ever seen. Wouldn’t piss me off as bad as it does if they weren’t getting hundreds of millions of dollars and taking YEARS to make that garbage. It’s not women or sweet baby making it shit either it’s just Brian Intahar being a retard and no one at that company having the spine to say “no, we aren’t going to have it so that Hasidic jew NPCs don’t spawn on Saturday, what the fuck are you talking about” (that’s real, look it up)
>>555248331Peni is pro-fascism (BWC) albeit
>>555248331I hope your Israeli character stays under the jail for as long as possible. It’s awesome knowing the most annoying character in the game, with the most grating voice and a 4 second cd stun is exclusively played by unfuckable pedochuds because I never can CBT myself into sympathy for them. At least hawKKKeye is kinda funny. At least if someone goes Jean Purifier I know they’re crying. Peni is my most hated character in the whole game, never excited to have her on my team, never excited to see them on the other team. The roadhog of this game in that she’s not even a tank since she can’t push at all. As a tank main I literally prefer having a fucking Spider-Man instead of having to work twice as hard and deal with my heals getting split off for a special needs Peni player that apparently isn’t allowed within 50 meters of a capture zone as part of their punishment for being a sex offender. I’ve written fan fiction where I cuck her for D.Va, a real tank and a real woman, until she kills herself and is forgotten soon after
>>555235559It's nice that you've still got the job your dad got you, unc but people without gray hair have to compete for a dwindling number of jobs that haven't been replaced with bots or Indians and that requires college.
>>555247162don’t be gross>>555245881he’s probably one of those same jeeters is the funny part
>>555250873>It’s not women or sweet baby making it shit eitherEhhh, it’s at least partially both of those groups too but yes overall you’re right >“no, we aren’t going to have it so that Hasidic jew NPCs don’t spawn on Saturday, what the fuck are you talking about” This is really fucking funny though. Lmao.
>>555242902>heterosexual
>>555244006Counterpoint: Sharks have two dicks so Jeff is twice as threatening.
>>555232414Stfu fishjeet only octopi want your stinky micro penis
