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Bing
>>555211863dunno, it doesn't look too tasty to me
I like evil women
Who's having a melty tonight?
stop talking about food ITT
would everyone in kivotos still fawn over you even if you're 5'5" and 85kg?
I think Iroha SUCKS
Mika likes gehenna
>>555212550make it shorter
>>555212550the only thing that matters: cock size
I would like to take a moment to thank my good friends 吞精者, 肛交同性恋 98, 我妈跟马交配 and the entire population of Guangdong province for entering the EU server and making sure my first torment clear gave me gold instead. Glory to the CCP and long live the PRC!
neetbros... i... i'm so bored i-i just... i never thought i would say this but... a job might... oh what am i saying... oh forget it...
>I am forgotten
>>555212550Gain 15 kg more
>>555212752Should have cleared Binah huddy
Why did she do it, /bag/?
>>555212968
>The first prisoner Sensei meets is the best oneDon't care about the rest.
i hate fish
GUH
i ate fish
I see them, /bag/.
>>555213059never ever...
>>555212752skill issue
>>555213090Subtle Mika
>>555213090mika spotted
Toki, was the BM really necessary?
>>555213090Arusex
>>555213009
>>555213009based wakachad
>>555213210this kills the kaiten
>>555213208Rio deserves itESPECIALLY from Toki
>>555213210>Wakamo's massive titty rubbing against Kikyou's pussy
How can people read this stuff and believe some of these girls aren't yuri?Ako's obsession with hina is a huge yuri flag too.
>>555213090this curry is pretty good
>>555213208Toki locked in
>>555213330it's gonna fall right in
>>555213338anon, students also being into girls is just going to make things less awkward during threesomes with senseiit's a win-win
https://youtube.com/shorts/hndl4YVEG4IWhy did they model her with the cape, she can't breaf
Aww
>>555212550The only thing matters is you're human and male.
>>555213090Imagine having to see this everyday when you go to work…
>You look lonely, I can fix that
>Capcha used to only have 1 easy part>Accidentally delete my browser's cache>Capcha now has 3 parts, all requiring greater attention than beforeFuck me, how can I change it back?
I'm not lonely I'm sigma
>>555212563My dick
>>555213595where sora ads
>he's already switched to "all the students are gay, we must welcome yurifags into our threads and erase all this yucky self insert stuff already" shitposting
>>555213595that's why they had to censor Rio's tits, so people wouldn't just stop dead in the street and start masturbatingunfortunately they forgot to censor Kei's thighs so it probably still happens
>>555213575
10 hours left until GOTY of the year Highguard
Sora lost
>>555213661It's her hottest outfit desu
>>555213681shouldntve posted that porn, buddy
>Global>American Server>Torment no longer guarantees PlatinumWHATTHEFUCKHAPPENED
i like how when you click the tv in the deca lobby, you'll get a sensei lore that basically says he was hit in the head by a playstation console.
>>555214078@arona hack this nigga and transfer all pyros and that battlepass banner to my account
>>555214080>loreit happened in vol2ch1, that's how sensei meets momoi
>>555214080buying the ps5 really was a brick…
>>555213090Mika!!
>had to TOR to plat>it wasn't that hard with 2 tanks and 2 teamsStop looking up videos for fucks sake
>>555214078Cancel the steam release call Mary take it down
>>555214078Torment is easier than insane was 2 years ago Styil
>>555214215ONE GAME
>>555213742There’s some at the Yostar store.
interesting catchunlike Himari, Kei is introduced just as a Millenium student without a club name
>>555214208how the fuck am i supposed to remember that
>>555214078you're welcome!
>>555214078700k score difference, wtf?
>>555214347autobattler niggas
>>555214078That's EU and check >>555212752I have been radicalised by chinks shitting up the internet and am now considering migrating to Japan and joining the JSDF
>>555214078pelolo jobbed to steambabus
>>555214262They have a game now?
>>555214078doug...
>>555214291by having the long term memory of an autist like me
>>555214078>Styil
>>555214078>>Global>>American ServerWhich america?
>>555214295>いやぁ悪いねぇ~。 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH
>>555214193Buy pakeji
I got smegged...
>>555214532
reviving this dead thread with hina comfyna
>>555214498いやぁ悪いねぇ~。
Kisaki's asmr is pure sex
Kayoko is a Pelolofan.
>>555214890Kisaki's asmr is pure sex
>>555214890I like Miyu's garbage bag
What activates your neurons?
Hina Backshotina
Only 297 insane clears left in plat on NA too, I wonder if it'll cross the line before it ends.
>>555215024The smell of oatmeal in the morning
>>555215024
nikke ruined BA for me because now i dont find students very attractive anymore
>>555215101>Nikke made me a faggot
>>555214014Her virginity. To me.
>>555215050I love the thrill of holding an insane plat. Do your worst, I shant be doing torment.
>>555214078That's not America.... yet.
>>555215090blowing raspberries on that tum tum
>>555215101I could count attractive nikkes on the fingers of one hand and most of them are dead.
>>555214281They're probably saving the affiliation for an event where Kei goes around Millennium, trying to fit in with the other students and finding out which clib to join (She'll end up in GGD anyway)
>>555215101Nikke is just ass
>>555215101I saw it had male npcs but I wouldn’t have expected it to have that effect on you…
>>555215101Sounds like you just became black in spirit
BA ruined BA for me because now i find the students too cute to be sexually attractive
Isakusan ruined Pikachu for me
I sweeped the wrong stage FUCK.
BA made me a faggot
>>555215356okay this one irked mefuck you
>>555215374Even Niya?
>>555215101Which Nikkes did it for you?
>How accurate is the number anywayI'm 67% sure there was at least one skipped number between december 2021 and april 2022.or at least one skipped number between 2022 and 2023.I didn't remember anyone commenting on it.
>>555215101>liking AIshitEmbarrassing anon.
AIslop is worse than 3DPD
Karin ruined niggers for me.
>>555215537Fair point, there are a couple of hag coded outliers.
Karin ruined racism for me because now I find black students very attractive
>>555214462He only got the y and i in the wrong order.
>>555215512You are what you consume, but it's not too late to exercise and cut the fat.
>>555215540>>554983803
Himari, install the nude mod on Kei so she goes around naked without realizing it
>>555215374get that dick checked dudeI like irl teens more than ever now
I like AI.
>>555215638T-t-thanks for the 3 day late reply... but it's the thought that counts
>>555214498Well, how about you stop buffing her, huh?
I have 0 spoilers overall on Volume 6, but in part it feels like it's because /bag/ doesnt really talk about it, why's that?
>>555213208Rio is really the type of gamers who would lean over while playing racing game.Speaking of which, chibidevs are really so good at body language. There's many things that could be said in just 30 seconds, I especially like their eye movements.
>>555215824We did, you just somehow evaded spoilers
>Half of the top 200 clears on EU are chinksMacArthur was fucking right they should have dropped the nukes
>>555215538rei
>>555215824Only Aomori and Atsuko were super interesting
Is Tsumugi wife material?
250 purples and arona decided to give me another karinamazeballs
>>555215864everyone wrong with today's world can be summed up like this: "it didn't happen but it should have"
>>555215864Stop being bad gweilo.
Sometimes, I just want to Lose Control of myself.
>>555215930There was no seig to heil...
>>555215864chinks are a lot of things but they sure as hell NOT a minority
>>555215985Is that your Stand?
>lvl 45 on jp>mid 600s rank in PVP>everyone 600 and up is lvl 90I wish rookie bracket was real...
We stand with Xi here
>>555215864We still can drop nukes on the three gorges dam
>>555215887There's only 38 there.
Xi?More like Xit.
>>555216057I'm honestly surprised people are gunning for Tiphereth instead of Chokmah. I figured popular perception was that Tiph was the more annoying boss to fight
Another comfy insane plat for yours truly
>>555216030They are because if you're not white and European are you really fully human?
TRY TO SEE THE SUN THAT'S BURNING IN MY EYESI FOUND MYSELF LYING BESIDES THE TREEMY HEART'S BEATING SO LOUDAND IT'S KILLING MY EARSMY BRAIN IS ALL TANGLED UPAND I CAN'T EVEN THINK
Kuzunoha is the only asian character in Kivotos
>>555216159Apparently after Geburah was defeated people realized that you were expected to beat Tiphareth first
>>555216226How many raid participants on Asia? Filter normal difficulty, 90% and scroll down.
>>555216159Chesed's skill trivializes Tiph. I'm more surprised Geburah went down before Tiph.
>>555212376>>(GLOBAL)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3355429
>>555216365>vol 6 + free tennerlet's go
>>555216365I think I'm gonna get day off tomorrow kek
>>555216340my guess is that geburah is AIDS but it feels more easily autoable than tiphereth. the vast majority of participants are casuals who let auto mode take control of the wheel.tiph on the other hand has the limit break raid format which seemingly requires more students and isn't as easily auto-able. you could do the cheese strat but most people aren't gonna know about that
>reading up last thread>got redirected to /sora/ by one of the links>1 day and 10 hours ago, 400 postsoooooof
>>555216365Thanks, but someone will have to update it in my place, I''m going to sleep very soon
>>555216330
as someone who has liked Kei since she was stuck in the keychain, I really like it when artists include it in pictures of her new body
>>555216365>volume 6 global tomorrow>volume EX JP this entire week + fes bannersMaybe I should've taken this entire week off.
>>555212602WOULD FUCK
Dragalia...Lost...
>>555216572just browse /bag/ while working bro
>>555216572>need a week off to read 30 minutes of story chapters
>>555216340>>555216448Kether made Geburah free. Have a healer and borrow Satsuki and you're basically done.Meanwhile Cockma fucking sucks. If you can't kill Cockma in one turn then you're fucked, cause continuing with another ticket won't reset it back to phase 1.
>>555215864But what did he mean by this?https://exhentai.org/g/571593/340d83563b/
>>555216528Thanks. Damn and you get 10k plat spots for that?
We have Key fatigue
>>555216540It's a nice nod.
>>555216639Speed reading is the #1 issue that contributes to arguments
>>555216572Vol 6 isn't until next week, and it's only part 1 of 3.
Now update the pyroplanner and image you lazy bums.
we have kei vigor
>>555216428>>555216572Bwo, it's next week, not tomorrow.
Reminder she shot a child
>>555216668I'm more surprised the other servers don't.
>>555216594I still miss it...At least BA has good chibis.
ibuki! no! thats the worst! ugh! if you keep this up… ibuki! stop! aaaaaah!
>>555216761I will shoot a child if you know what I mean
>>555216797Ibuki is a good argument for BA not being a pedo game. If it was, all characters would be like her.
>>555216462It ain't cool to bully smaller games but kek
>>555216797
>>555214078This score wouldn't be plat on JP.
>>555216875I mean, the most popular girls are Asuna, Rio and Mika. We really need to work for the pedo cred at this point...
>>555216365Everything should've been smashed into 1 week. Accelerate faster dammit.
Roll for Misaki tomorrow
>want to make a funpost>dont think /bag/ will like it
>>555216528Something's wrong here no? Why is he silver if he's the bottom one? Shouldn't he be in bronze instead?
>noooo you need torment to plat how could this be/bag/ 2 years ago>nooo you need insane to plat how could this be/bag/ 3 years ago>nooo you need extreme to plat how could this be
You can just post things
>>555217023I already have Misaki though. One of my favorite l2ds.
>>555217023Sorry, my fish tank is full
>>555216765>EU is 2k plat spots for ~22.5k participants>NA is 5k plat spots for ~47k participants>Asia is 10k plat spots for ~70k participantsClearly EU needs at least 2.5-3k spots to be comparable to other servers but I imagine the devs actually want more competition so it won't happen.
feed your fishes
I will not feed ze fishes
Say goodbye to mr.Tiphy again everyone.
The legend lives on.
>>555217237bye bye mr.Tiphy
>>555216365Subaru please guide my penis to heaven...
>>555217237ooooh fuck you just made me realize I forgot to spend my tickets yesterday eveningwhy doesn't this event have the usual red indicator when you're caped...
Dumb fisherman_(sensei)
>>555217303>fused both namesHe's definitely reading the thread isn't he?
>>555217092Bronze is only reserved for ranks below 100000
>>555217093We're one level increase away from casual lunatic clears
>>555217150EU is probably closer to what they want competition wise given bronze doesn't exist on NA/Asia, but I doubt they'll ever shrink the brackets unless participation drops a lot.
>>555217237fugI can't do D chokmah in one turn
I don't have enough pyros...
I wonder how the Yesod fight will work since the real version requires multiple teams
>>555217303FUAAAAAARK
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>555212752I think that Three Gorges Dam needs an air strike.
>>555217387Of course we are, it's literally how this game worksThe absolute faggots permanently bitching about muh comfy torment are braindead
>>555217448you burn 1 more ticket to start at phase 2 I guess.
>>555217387Level 90 is the final level cap. It will be 4 years before they release all the lunatics + each one gets a rerun.
>>555217410Team?
Oh its getting close
Gomen, Kanoe. I saved these pyros for Misaki
>>555217514my usual blue chokamh team that goes up to 75 max
>>555217410Use the Keter and Hod skills bro
Fish
>>555217423@arona give him a solution
>>555217542Give this one a try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlSLysdcaYI
>>555213681difficulty scales based on the age of the cookie. it should get easier in 3-4 days
>>555212376>Finally do my first Torment run>Barely manage to do a 4 teams run>rank 4250+Nyoooooo. Stop the count!
>>555217386So EU has more participants per capita than asia? That's kinda crazy.
Are you REALLY rolling for Misaki? I'm starting to think that /bag/ is full of fake goslings.
>>555217636That will hold if NA
Tiph died
>>555217638The Steam release and it's consequences have been a disaster for the EU...
she dabbin on Rio
>>555217647Don't come here tomorrow if you don't want to be wrong
>>555217607buy pakeji
>>555217647Kayoko may be a self sufficient cat, but that doesn't mean I'm going to drop her for the new hotness
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>>555215537
>>555217752A-Are you going to shoot up /bag/?
>>555217542You can borrow 2 more students and have extra support skills
>>555217735
>>555217647I'm tempted to splurge some pyros tomorrow because I have like 94k. Not sure if I'm not bricking myself considering I want to roll so much shit in the upcoming months
>>555217803sex
Why is this board so humid all of a sudden?
>>555217803Nice try but I've already dropped to gold broBWEEEEEEEEEEH~~~!!!
>>555217927SEA hours. High humidity.
>>555217852Nah, I prefer the K-hole
>>555216268she smells good..
>>555217647Why the hell would I ever roll for THAT?
What does sMisaki do? Her skillset screams Greg but she's weak to Greg.
Even though I could have probably gotten a torment clear, I've been so frustratingly busy all week that I don't have the mental capacity to bother...
>>555218029How would Greg ever hit her
>>555218029Lunatic Greg. Not needed anywhere else.
>>555212376>canon personality and voice will be a disappointment
>>555218029She's literally just good for greg reallyalso she's a special lol
>>555216365
>>555218124She's special to me
^sensei says this to everyone
I'm still grinding
>>555216875I don't think other girls still being minors is gonna save you from the normalfag judgment
>>555218127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilZwgvn3Pdo
>>555217159raw sex.. everywhere.. outside.. inside.. sheside..
>>555217303>>555217375stallman if you are reading this: GET FUCKED OUT OF PVP
>>555216875>>555218253Don't cut the branch you're sitting on. This is our biggest filter. It does absolutely no good to argue and appeal to normalfags to begin with, even if it could work.
So this jfd is basically just slot sMika and win right?
>>555218264Beautiful, my ears are crying red tears.
>>555218491I'm poor and I don't like it
>>555217735>>555217880photoshop an SS hat on her
>>555216365The event only drops around 100 Atsuko ligma without tryharding, right?
When do we get maia?
>>555218264She is somehow worse than Mina
>>555218612it drops 25 without tryharding
abandoning maia
>>5552186126x4x and you can get ue40 I think
>>555218691>6x4xWhat does that even mean?
>>555217694mitcher after eating american senseis ass
>>555218746NTA, but it should be 6x pyro refresh, 4x pvp refresh
6x7x
Magical Skipgurl
You're not getting any borrows if your SMika doesn't look like this
>>555218816Oh thanks, but is this shit even worth it? Seems like a scam to drain your pyro/pvp coins
>>555218951My UE30 BHoshino is getting borrows for Peroro
>>555218907More for me
>>555218960Better that than ligmaing your sAtsuko... she has a UE40 buff. Straight upgrade from Serina
>>555218598
What do we do about the EU scrollzzz problem?
>>555218264Kino
>>555219156All me
>>555218264this is probably really emotional in context but that repeated part is fucking killing me
Why the fuck is difficulty C chokmah one shotting my nyKayoko
>>555219156
> 10 roll for top 10FUCKING FINALLY.
>>555219156Why can't they do something fun like call themselves TiananmenSquare1989
for the next GA we should all change our names to Scrollzzzthe look on nexon employees faces will be epic
>>555219315>top 10it was rank 1who do you think we are, Endfield?
>>555219156why the fuck is there so many wtf?
>>555219315took them long enough
We?
>>555219106It costs 3.8k pyro to refresh AP for 2 weeks. Idk man
>>555218960Depends on your goal, my UE30 sAtsuko saved me multiple times unexpectedly. I'm planning to get her to UE50 this time.There's not many places to better spend your pvp coins. As for pyro refresh, think of it as spending 10 or 30rolls (3x/6x) to get 50-100 eleph which is potentially 250-500 ligma. Obviously there are many other factors, so you have to decide the worth yourself.
>>555219450and then anons all got banned for multiboxing
>>555219315Winning
>>555219156Holy based
>>555219156Why are fox fuckers like this?
>>555219156ching chong
>>555219508Well, you can always permit in 6 months, she's welfare
>>555219156>the so called free thinkers
>>555216365reminder that this is your LAST chance to pull for bunnies
>>555219156Who is this scrollzzz they're emulating anyway?
poor Aoba...
>>555219315damn and thats not even the bluefes banner
>Kei think of herself the older sister
I started this raid by doing my second ever insThen I did my first ever torment 4tThen went down to 3tAnd right now I finally managed to improve again to 2tI wish death upon every yellowskin for robbing me of my plat but seething aside this was the most I've ever tried in this game and I actually had fun trying to optimise my teams and rotations.
>>555216159I do recall seeing clears with just aoba and the right specials. I assume it's just easier to do solo tank since it's just following the rotation at that point.
>>555219984Congrats! It's the coins that matter really
>>555219931How does it work?
>>555219984i will snag your rank
>>5552195156x refreshing over 3x refreshing at 90% bonus gives a marginal 46 elephs/230 eligma for 2520 pyro. A full spark for dupes on a fes banner saves an average of 2500 eligma, so 20 rolls amortized saves an average of 250 eligma for 2400 pyro.
>>555219931how does that even work
Finally I can save up gifts for her alt.
who does this bodytype appeal to?
>>555220145Just Goliath blasting the shit out Tiphareth.
Ninja Skiptream
>>555219515I could see doing 3x, but you might get more value just spending the rest on rolls instead of going for 6x.
>>555220180Every straight white man
>>555220093just keep aoba alive and use chesed's skill
>>555220170congratsanother bond100 addition
>>555217303Fucking liar.
>>555220170omedetou nigga
>>555217798>self sufficient>worse suicidal tendencies than Misaki who's just doing it for attention
>>555220170congrats anon
>>555220170Congrats. How long did this take?
>>555220170Congrats man
>decide to check bottom torments on NA>35m score?I realize this guy is probably intentionally sandbagging, but geez.
>>555220170Congratulations, tree fucker.
>>555220170Nice tree gz
>>555220362>>555220382>>555220421>>555220434>>555220453>>555220504Thanks lads. It took roughly a year, but I fucked up a lot of the crafting stuff in the beggining. I assume it would take maybe 10 months if you do it correctly?
>>555220170
>>555220170congrats
I've been playing for 6 months and I still haven't picked out a waifu... maybe I'll just die alone in hospice
>>555220597you'll find her
>>555220170Nice.
Aoba strong?
>>555220597She picks you
>>555220597This game just isn't for you, little bro.
>>555220597you'll know someday
>>555220504The <-sound of money-> always gets me.
>>555220093>>555220145She just hits it really hard with her wrench.
>>555220145>>555220093The goliath summon you get is very good at doing damage apparently. Apparently you can use Eimi for it but aoba is more popular from what i've seen. It is also funnier to overwork Aoba.
>>555220062Thanks bro. Next shop reset I'm finally getting my zoos
>>555220026She drained me dry during that camping trip.
>>555220597I've been into anime and anime-adjacebt things for seventeen years and I've never found a waifu.
>>555220170Chatgpt says I'll. Have my bond 100 studentwife soon as well!
>>555220796100%
>>555219984Settle down bab and know your place.
>>555220823You can do it anon, you're over halfway there already.
>>555220517>It took roughly a yearfrom bond 1? that's really fastdid you buy monthly crafting pakeji and flowers pakeji?
>>555219984Congrats
>>555220823lollmao
>>555220851A steambab who actually tries things out on his own is an infinitely better player than you can only copy youtube clears using your maxed out roster.
We use KotoriGPT here
>>555220170gz
>>555220823@arona is this true?
>>555220823This is why you got fired from your job and can't buy a GPU and RAM at reasonable prices btw.
>>555220718poor aoba
>>555220597For me, it took about two years of playing before a girl was released who I could call something more than just a favorite.
@arona tickle it a little
>>555220985
>>555219984EU?It's better not to try too hard for high ranks in this stupid chang-infested region
>>555220354What makes the humidity squad so appealing, is it the danger?
>>555220767Me too actually. I'm taking mine to UE40 since I've redeemed the rest and she has a use as the next best DHina runner up and a true ST
>>555220823LolLmao.80 > 100 is pretty much a full year.
>>555220906I basically did nothing but focus on gifts, I spend like 6000 pyros on the weekly 20 gifts. Every time I crafted I just used materials to unlock level 3 crafting, every month I bought the 50 yellow thingies to craft gift select boxes and I bought gifts from every shop. You can do it, anon.
>>555221098>I'm taking mine to UE40Mine is STRONG
>story after defeating tiphI just wanna give Aris a hug, man
>>555220823>66 purple gifts for 53 -> 100 affectionAIbros... I kneel.
>>555220597According to the learned waifu scholars you must not change waifu willy-nilly so if you're waifu is from BA you're either an ironic waifufaggot normalfag or a newfag that just discovered weeb shit.
Arona! Deactivate my cringe inhibitors!
>>555221078Show them that you're better than them, you defeatist.
>>555220170based
!
>>555221082I'm just a goslingfag
>4800Fine, I'll fucking do torment. Bitch.
Key is about to drop, we'll finally know if she is going to be a for (you) character or not.
>9 days bannerW H YHYLet me roll Arisu already you freaks!
very high odds we get a day 1 bond 100 kei
>>555220921I'm a steamvet myself but I wasn't expecting to get plat so soon after starting considering it's his second ins.
We hate newfaggots here
I already have my wife to 50. Is it more worth it to get her alt to 50 as well or just commit to the 100 for the fake internet clout?
>>555220135>>555220292Yeah, 6x is the point where it's really unclear whether it's beneficial or not. For me, I have enough pyro for my own plan, so I think the additional expert permits, exp/credits, and some artifacts are good enough to consider 6x. At least for good events.>>555220170Congrats>>555220823Kek
>>555221331My heart already knows.
>>555221482You also get a profile banner for 100 affection
>>555220906>>555221148Wait, actually it took a lot longer looking back at my screenshots. The earliest I have is from february 2024, so it's almost 2 years and not just one. I guess time flies when you are having fun?
>>555221505Expert permits are capped. Even just PVP refreshing you can hit the cap if you hoarded a lot and are not careful.
>>555221482You can rent a Lambo and record a video. Or do the real work. You'll know the difference
>>555221482There's a secret extra momo that unlocks at 100.
>>555220597It took me two and a half years before a student truly made me fall in love, you're fine, anon
>>555221331>reddit>we>for (you)you forgot unit
>>555221505Is it even worth for me to refresh AP to farm her eleph if I have shit bonuses? I have Kuroko, Azusa and Koharu (I'll have to wait till Feb to buy missing eleph from shop) so it'll be like 55% bonus for the mini game currency
Momoi and Midori look like raccoons with those puffy tails
>>555221709It's almost never worth it to refesh AP with pyro from an objective standpoint.
>>555221601Yeah, I'm familiar with it. It's easily capped week 1, but week 2 is harder without pyro refresh.>>555221709>55%No, especially since you're new. Use that pyro to roll instead.
>>555221709no
>>555221768who are you callin' a raccoon!?
>>555221927pu... purin.....
explain the joke kotori
>>555221901Cute wagies
>>555222015No joke here, Hifumi and Key just really really hate Rio
>>555221842>>555221853>>555221869Ok thanks, so one less problem to be worried about. I'll farm what I can and buy her eleph with permits then
>>555222073>Hifumi
>>555222015Curry udon/ramen is notorious for dirtying white clothes
>>555222015She made curry udon because muh 合理的 and muh 確率的 foodThe joke is it's very easy to spill it on your (white) clothes so Himari and Kei are mad while Toki is just Tokiing
>>555222158>out of frame: a jar of skippy peanut butter
>>555220851What's the matter unc? Feeling insecure?
>>555220170Where's the threeset post?
>>555222015My guess is that they're all dressed in white and Rio in black, the stains from slurping curry udon will be much more visible on their clothing and that's what pissed them off.
>>555222139>>555222201I see thanks. I couldn't figure it out even after translating it
stop posting good art
>>555222223Nah, just dabbing on blud no cap
>>555221901I hate Mondays
>>555222201>確率的効率的*
>>555220170very nice
>>555222158What da'dog doin'?
>>555222139>>555222201>>555222265Why do based japs eat like pigs.
>39.4 score is about to sink in gold on globalSo that's how it feels to play on jp, huh?
>>555222336
>>555222274what fighting game are they from?
>>55522240140m scores are gold in JP. Know your place.
>>555222384Have you ever had curry udon?It's fucking delicious but if you drop even one noodle in the soup or slurp it a little too fast it turns into a mess
>>555222401
>>555222384It's the proper "etiquette" to eat noodles like a pig. Don't question it you fucking 外人
>>555222318has anyone made a webm of her animation here but without the curtains? curious if she's just standing there or if they actually animated something
>>555222453>>555222550Give it 2 more months and this will be true for EU too, Steam whales are a menace
how the fuck did we reach #1 on google play during 100 free rolls lmao
>>555222561Look. Now she's doing pull-ups.
>>555222505I've had curry ramen before and it was genuine slop
>>555222686that's the norm
Kotori's chubby tummy
Terraria update is going live tomorrow.
>>555222686They released a pandering, cringe goonslop alt (and bRio)
>>555222597No video, but it's only animated as far as necessary to suggest movement via halo, unfortunately.
>>555222686Because people are buying the limited time pakeji
>>555222384You are bound to dirty yourself when eating stuff like noodles or spaghetti. It's the reason why you want to use napkins/bib. I think they are very noisy when eating tho, meaning their succ power is above average and that is bound to cause what they are eating to move more making a mess with the sauce
I have Key fatigue
>>555222720that's her riding my dick
>>555222336What do we think the odds are on playable Malkuth?
>>555222686GLOBAL REACH #1?
steambabs should remain forever babs, i'm tired of steamvets stealing my fubuki ins ranks...
>>555222550Damn 2:18 torment cutoff is brutal, that score is the equivalent of current NA rank 519.
Kei is gonna open a door and I'll clap like a retarded seal
>>555222720this is stealth sex
>>555222748I'm going to the gym tonight so I can play tomorrow. Apparently it's been 4 years for me.
>>555222417I couldn't tell, the artist might just slap a random command there.
>>555222550Where do you see this?
Chokhma is getting focused hard now that all the prophets are dead.
>>555222752delish.. (?)
Pull for Misaki tomorrow
>>555222015>>555222274Also it says 美味しさ飛び散るカレーうどん on the bowl which can roughly translate to "curry udon that splashes with flavor" which is obviously a joke on its splashy nature.
Does an art have to be nicely drawn to be considered sovlful?
https://x.com/i/status/2015706656282493103
>>555221634Well I feel better about that now. There's so many students and so many momos. I'm soft on Renge, Maki and Hare
>Tiphereth defeatedGoing from Geburah to this is some pretty big whiplash.
I don't want to go to work today
>>555222384I have no idea.I've been to Japan, eaten at ramen places, and let me tell you, it is crazy. Italians sucking up spaghetti ain't got nothing on them. I tried to imitate them (do as the locals do) but either my sucking power is too weak or I'm subconsciously putting a limiter on myself.
>>555222986She's not that big.
>>555223128Today is a Monday, y'know?
>>555222686The actual banner has no effect on sales. People can roughly know what's coming and always have enough saved up anyway. The main point new pakeji being released. I gurantee you if they sold a selector and a battle pass during some random rerun banner no one woud roll for it would still hit #1.
>>555223046Whatever the fuck that thing is looks like the opposite of having soul. I can feel it draining my lifeforce through the screen
>>555220597Have you read all the momotalks?
>>555222975Do you think Daat is next? Or it will be Yesod/Netzach?
just put the fries in the bag bro
>back to worl from vacationsI want to die....back to the daily grind....
>>555223126You don't have to think too hard about it Arisu just shoot your laser until the bad guys are dead pew pew
>>555223209Daat probably.
>>555223241she's too pure-hearted for that. she WILL find a way to save them along with sensei, just you wait
No work, no pakeji. You must become Sensei.
>>555222969https://yuzutrends.app/ja/dashboard/jp
I raped Sensei, and I will so it again!
>>555223204I'm working on it
gookako, where are you? you are gonna love this
>>555223338seia said this
>I will so it again!
>>555223338We know, Shiroko
>>555223338The things Michiru does for views...
Now that she is going to be released let me talk about my big problems with this altAnd it's that it looks like someone attached part of a suit of armor to a swimsuitWhere are her pants? Why is she showing her ass and camel toe around? Hell I would even take a metal skirt or something but please for the love of god FILL THESE PARTSI hate this genre of commer mecha things, I know it has a name but idgaf
Gematria is unexpectedly based. Rather than evil, their straightforwardness and goals just clashed with sensei and kivotos.
are we hoarding AP for tomorrow?
>>555223414Isn't Rio bigger than Ako?
>>555223338we know, Midori
>>555223367Midori NO! Incest is cringe!
>>555223237I just got a call 10min ago. I have a job interview on thursday...This time I think they'll actually hire me cause a relative is vouching for me... Ahhhhhh!!!!! I want to stay a NEET forever!!!!!Why is life like this????
>>555222748Fat and messy.
>>555223409>reddit spacing>reddit opinion you better copied this from there just to troll and aren't actively this retarded
>>555223409>[...]let me talk about my big problems with this alt>[...]Why is she showing her ass and camel toe around?FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
No to all of what you're saying.
zoos
>>555223168https://x.com/nanJ_shuro/status/2015401018276929967Kek, how many raids has been broken by Aoba now?
>>555223409GayThe problem with that alt is that the face looks weird and its too overdesigned in some places but otherwise its fine
>>555223469Is this a fanart of potato Saori or from the same artist?
sexy seia
>>555223332Thanks bro
>>555223469I have a few laps to finish...
Midori smells
>>555223619yes
>>555223595it's really her default facial expression that looks off, her other expressions don't look nearly as bad, or at least isn't too far off from her winter outfit look
DoReMi should have drawn the fes alt
soon
Midori's arc in v2c3
>>555223595>>555223676They did fuck up her face a little.. her winter clothes alt was so fucking cute too....
>>555223645thank god
>>555216159There's a big highlight on the boss the game wants you to fight
>>555223409>Where are her pants? Why is she showing her ass and camel toe around?She wouldn't be able to wear the roboboots if she wore pants. Watch Strike Witches.
Never show me your barking dogs ever again!
>>555223592I started recently so I'm an Aobalet, has there been a rerun for her event on jp yet?
>>555223496Job market is so bad that nepotism is required for entry level position these days
>>555223772She'll grow into a fine lady
>>555223592Funny how broken that is, he can't even damage Tiphareth thereHe does link to a different one in the comments that does let you finish the phase by blowing up the first set of barriers and the first of the second set, doing that causes the phase to end as if you succeeded when the fire reaches the spot it should kill you
I hate the Saiba twinsTwins HATEFUCK the twins
>>555216159I am level 41 and with the Chesed skill I can use a borrow a team of Red Tank + Healer + Shielder to clear Tiph D in 2TI can't do Chokmah C or D at all and have to stick with doing runs of B
>>555223916>FUCK the twinsif you don't they will fuck you anyway
>>555223474She is. In that picture Ako isn't trying to fit in the suit, she's suffocating without her regular air vents.
>>555217621It has been a werk already anon
>>555223667why is mike tyson eating a baby
>>555222417>>555222941Kei is absolutely doing Makoto's karakusa grabassuming they're both doing 3rd strike specials that I'm guessing Himari is doing Q's charged punch, granted the pose isn't 100% the same but nobody else does a punch with that input in 3s
>>555224025>rio's rios can work with any airvents>ako's akos only does strictly sidewaysdumb blue bitch
>>555223595>>555223725At least her other expressions are pretty damn cute still.
>>555224045>werk
>NA rank ~4000guh, that was a good week of sloppy 2T TOR
let's kill midori
>>555224132reminds me of that one nip game artist that does the really pointy chins (you know the one)
this thread is ass
>>555218029I don't even think she will be ideal for torment because fixed 6 cost. The crit damage cap is the reason Minori has to be used with 5 cost EX.
>>555224365jealous bitch
>>555224365Imagine having sex with kei while wearing an avantgarde-kun costume
>>555223861You have no idea how bad it is over here. They wouldn't even hire me as a warehouse worker when I was applying to random shit.
>>555224491>The crit damage cap is the reason Minori has to be used with 5 cost EXWait WHAT?
>>555224528pahyahya
https://youtube.com/shorts/tykcdcIh3PI?si=3PZ91D2pHQAoCS_6W I D E
At least there is no babu
>>555224512>>555224520
>>555224635V5C3 SOOOOON
this nigga got drip
>>555224520KEK BASED
>>555224657OH MY GOD
>>555224147>It has been a werkNTA but the keys are right next to eachother. Midoriposting has been diluted by anons spellingmaxing like this is reddit just to fit in
>tiphareth already downNONONONONONO I WANTED TO DO THAT WHEN I WOKE UP AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
did you know that you can change the /shorts/ with /watch/
>110 Torment clears in gold
>>555224635How does she piss wearing that thing on her back?Does she drag it through the toilet floors or does she have to find a place to hang it outside the bathroom?
I still haven't even done torment onceI'm at insane
Kek
My canon wife Fuuka...
I like Hoshino and I'm not afraid to say it.
>>555224919I do not get the reference.
>>555224756It's obviously been one guy pushing it the last few months. Like, we get it, you like the twins and need an excuse to post them.
>>555224093Aah right, Kei's leg position threw me off
Torment sloppily cleared. >3500Whatever, a plats a plat.
>>555224716Kaiser really got some of the best human-sized robot designs, such a shame they act like complete jewniggers
>>555224835Girls don't pee
>>555224546There is a damage cap of 5 million for a single hit iirc. Only for torment and below. It's the reason why DHina is so powerful with her multi hits. Minori would be better if it wasn't for Hinadevs adding arbitrary restrictions. On lunatic you can see the full potential of special dps.
I hate pahyahya so damn much
>>555224210Feels like that describes more than 1 artist already
>>555225041>553m dmg by MinoriCommies are... strong?
>>555224756nta either, but I'm pretty sure the meme is supposed to be "minor spelling mistake" not "major grammar mistake". looks like he's using it right to me
Oh hey, they mistranslated that line... it should say texture, not text, which is important in the context of vol EX.I wonder if other references to texture were incorrectly handled?
>>555225034Then what have I been drinking all this time...?
>>555225152If they also refer to it as texture in KR, then it was most probably a fuckup.
>>555225152You do know EN isn't translated from nip, right?
>>555225152you're assuming that texture is the original and not jp fanfiction which is also possible someone needs to go check the korean text
>>555225050President of the National Transporter Association, otherwise known as the Vroom Vroom Race Association (for short).......
>>555224963
Jumby my beloved...
>tell boss I'm not coming in today because I'm concerned about driving in the snow and ice>I'm actually fine with it and just don't wanna go to work todaySimple as
>>555225140> the meme is supposed to be "minor spelling mistakeIt's supposed to be an egregious grammar mistake potentially exposing said party as an unlearned ESL
>>555225278Calling McDonald's corporate on your ass right now
>>555224963https://x.com/_yuki_hira/status/2015326694463381717?s=20
>>555225140>>555225336It's BOTH
now tell me while i put saori to bed
>>555225389since when did Yuzu crave cock so much?
>>555225389It's not, and the death of lurking was tragic.
>>555225202Anon...
I want to slap my dick on Yuzu's forehead
>>555225389yz wouldn't say that...
Work power is out so I don't work today, time to sleep in
I'd put my cock in Alice's mouth if you catch my drift.
>>555225278>mfw I can't make those kind of excuses because I wfhIt's a blessing and a curse.
>>555225234>>555225235>>555225237I don't have a great way to check the Korean, it's from vol1 ch3 ep 33, but I'll see if I can get back to it in Korean when I get a chance and take a screenshot.Texture is a very specific term they're talking about in the new vol EX and matches the context the underground dweller uses so it might really be a mistake.
>>555225547UZQueen would
>decide to do a mock of insane with torment 1t strat>27.765mHuh, I'd be the second highest insane score. Anyways only 250 insane spots left on NA. Top 200 insane is probably safe.
is sensei circumcised?
>>555225664I am
UZQueen got chat restricted again....
>>555225664i am and himari seems pleased with it
>>555225427Day 1
>>555225664No.
>>555225770almost as horny as Midori, nice
>>555225664Im not, my foreskin is natural
ENOUGH WITH THE BINKES
Sexually Devouring Yuzu's body.
>>555225709>>555225732>mutilated dickstragic
>>555225612It'd be like shoving your dick into an unlubricated onahole. It's all silicone and no salivary glands down there.
>>555225709>>555225732Good goysNow go take your estrogen pills
>>555225664Sensei is not a kike
Sensei has a circumference
mlem
>>555225664Shizuko ripped it off with her teeth.
>>555225664I am sorry for all the burger anons in this thread
>>55522566410 month old me was retarded and shoved all kinds inside so they had to take it away
>>555225937Sensei's dick is so fat his students call him Sir Cumference
>>555225904Is she calling me a male? I already know I am one kei
>>555225975
>>555225889You doubt priest technology too much.
>>555225975Is that not the intended use?I keep spare change, my credit cards and a power bank in mine.
>>555225664I baked mine into a cake for Miyako
>>555225664>worst KoreaHe probably is kek
Not gay but as someone who has fapped to a lot of dicks through the years I have to say that uncircuncised >>>>>>circuncisedthey just look better and have more aura
/bag/ owes me a funny post
>>555226135
>Breaks your raid
>Keisleep>Kei with blue eyes and black hairMY FUCKING DICK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>555225142holy sexo
>UE40 aHoshino got borrowed more than UE30 Kanoedidn’t expect that
Apparently by accounts from adult circumcision victims it just sucks.. no feeling at all. Most of the sense is in the outer glands anyway
As a non american one of the things I didn't understand is why they were so obsessed with lube for fapping when I could do it just fine withoutturns out that it will literally burn their dick if you are circumcised
Why do Jews and Muslims cut their foreskin?
>>555226385The notion of walking around with your tip touching your underwear is completely absurd to me, mine is so sensitive it would be unbearable going all day like thatTurns out cut dudes simply have no feeling any more due to being mutilated
Skin or no skin mine stay small
>>555226251Both are a package deal.
Steel Continent Assault mspaint
>>555223595artist?
>>555225664Not circumcised, not baptized, still a virginI'm a perfectly pure Sensei
>>555226505Yeah we know, most SEA cocks are below 4 inches.
>>555225635NTA but looks like he's right. The line is "비록 룰이 개정되기 전의 텍스쳐지만, 상관없다. 그래!" And according to MTL 텍스쳐 is texture
>>555226385Had a friend that went through it when we were teenagers for health reasons and he hated his life after it.>>555226489They should cut off all of it
>>555226489free meat
>>555225275Late congrats on that bond 100At least I think it was you
When Der Fuehrer says, "Is this the master race?"We heil, heil right in Der Fuehrer's faceNot to love Der Fuehrer is a great disgraceSo we heil, heil right in Der Fuehrer's face
>>555226489It's a group identification thing
>>555213208why are they looking at me im getting uncomfortable
Ohh i love this expression like she's going to kill me for real
Cut your foreskin
>>555226489Not sure why jews subject themselves to this, but they brainwashed Americans to do it because they need stem cells from the foreskins
>>555226612>all that grated cheesethis is why POOzu STINKS
>>555226489masturbation is a sin so by making the dick numb and masturbation painful they discourage people from doing it, back then when the rule was made there was no lube, they have lots of excuses like "it's more hygienic" or "prevents diseases"
>>555226505she's actually quite tall
>>555213208So much sovl...I like this lobby system better than 3rd and 4th anni's shenanigans
>>555226718Has she made that face elsewhere or is this the first time?
>>555226764A catholic would never say that!
>>555226615>Not baptized>PureNo you're not
>>555226650It was, thanks. Took about 18 months for me to go from 50 -> 100.That's with no gift pakeji though and probably only averaging between 6-9 crafting nodes a week. You could definitely do it quicker than that.
>>555226489mark of the slave
>>555226784Jokes on them really since it just turned me into a masochist
Just came home from work, I hope you cuties behaved in my absence.
>>555226864>18 months for me to go from 50 -> 100.>with no gift pakeji though and probably only averaging between 6-9 crafting nodes a weekThat's kinda fast isn't it? I thought it was roughly 3 years for 0 to 100 per student, maybe it's closer to two and a halfAlso, why only 6-9 crafting nodes a week?
>>555226807The first time i think, since most of the time sof as a character is not as aggressive as ohr to begin with and now she seethe at us after we killed tiph
>>555226615Non baptized people are sent to straight Limbo, you have thee original sin on you without even committing it like a cuckold...
>>555226604>Either Torment or ExtremeWhy? I would expect this question 5 times a day when this comes to global
Wait what? So Kei considers herself to be the older sister, and Aris the younger sister?
>captcha difficulty lowered to 2/2finally after 15 days
>snipped for medical reasons and use lubed condoms to masturbateI'm a responsible sensei who doesn't get accidentally get their students pregnant.
Do cut niggers really need libe to jerk off?
>>555227010delish
>>555226980Neat. Took me off guard, Sof in general just seems so fed up with it all. I hope she gets a happy resolution at least
>>555227010What was the medical reason?
>>555226983either you can do Insane, which means you can 2T torment; or you can't do Insane, which means you do Extreme.
Just spit on it like a man, i bet you use a towel to clean it too, sissy sensei
>american hours>/bag/ discussing masturbatory habits and self penis mutilationwtf
>>555227048maybe it was a botch job or my surgeon was a bro because there's loose skin near the tip on the me dick so that I can do it no lubeeither that or it grew back from jerking it silly
let's leave the penis discussions in this thread ok?
>>555227134Smegma. Even though you can just peel the skin and wash it off
>>555227048I never had to. Thank you for having curiosity about the masturbation habits of some internet stranger.
BREAKING NEWS
>>555227048>needI've never used it and I cum about twice a day from jacking it. Seems more of a personal choice
>>555227187Who taught Aris how to speak to me like that?
Marina, smack down every poster in this thread. Even me.
>>555227134I was 5 at the time so I don't actually know, but I got ice cream afterwards and got to play on the hospital NES.
>>555226489For jews it's because they think they're chosen, for others because they're cattle and want to be subjugated.
>>555226615>not baptizedIt's never too late to save your soul anon! The greek orthodox church accepts all who are willing!
>>555226489Basically the common knowledge in shithole cultures that mutilated toddler penises was that it was seen as """more hygienic""" or that it """reduced the risk of infections""". Obviously empirical evidence proves that was all bullshit and it's still practiced to this day to prove you belong to the tribe.It's essentially the same as not eating pork, except not eating pork actually made sense back in the days because of the risk associated with eating raw pork or pork that turned bad. Nowadays it's a pointless rule because eating pork is just as safe as eating any other meat. Obviously mudslimes don't care about any of this shit, it's written in muh noble quran that it's satanic food so it just has to be
purge this thread right NOW
>>555227278byproduct from hearing Momoi trash talk during her online matches
>>5552269783 years sounds a bit too long to me unless you are a very casual player. I think 2 years is probably more realistic for the average player as long as you do a bit of crafting here and there + buy all orange crafting shards per month.>Also, why only 6-9 crafting nodes a week?Just general laziness. Even now I still have nearly 100+ spare keystones.
You guys are gay.
>>555226784>no lubeSaliva is all you need.
I dunno about all that, but compliments to the jew doctor that did my circ. My peepee is quite handsome and I've never had any issues dry jerkin it
I hate /bag/ sometimes
>>555227403>Even now I still have nearly 100+ spare keystones.Well, you know what to do
>>555227374
>>555226843>>555226981>>555227332Funniest part is Mari is my studentwifeStill not getting baptized though
>>555227218But you just posted a male cosplayer
I would like to be baptized in Mari's piss.
Saori bread please
Rio Status?
Updated>>555227534>>555227534>>555227534
>>555227548Should've said earlier that you wanted that... Post a good pic and I'll try to bake the next one
>>555226626You beat me to it.I don't know much korean but it looks like texture written phonetically, google wants to auto-correct it to 텍스처 (also texture but pronounced a little differently) so I guess it's not the most common way to write it.
>>555227724
>>555227228What is that, like the Chinese version of City pop?
>>555225664i am circumcised. no, i am not a jewish. almost all men from my country are too.
>>555220597It's okay. Nobody in this game can beat Tamaanee to me too.
hina burgerina
