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https://x.com/RyTheWav/status/2015847129764528250
if these FUCKFACES are gonna keep the goddamn random card events in the game can they AT LEAST also let card events happen in URA finals or whatever the mode's equivalent is? even if more of these shit fucking random card events take up those spots anyway on some runs it should still increase the chances that event chains properly finish...
Hair down Loves...
>>555278667if Wu Di is real and still has descendants, those might be the last direct sire line to Northern Taste
>>555282773AAAIIIEEE
>シュヴァち >「終わりだ...」
The Shah's prince
>>555295906Look at that round blaze. Would press.
>>555276874Is this a Zatch Bell reference?
>>555294741Yakko really scared him, huh?
>>555294741Did they take his balls?
>>555283832>Secret Chinese bloodline>Descendant returns to win the Grand Prix
>>555304159ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET
>>555295906I'm so glad his balls recovered.
>>555307480I would watch a 1988 Gen chinese kung fu parody show.
>4th-5th place>winner's umas swept the podium>end up +2400 jimsMan, I can't imagine what that other guy is feeling.
7 senkou and both of my aces got 1st and 2nd. 3rd time getting plat with chrono
not surprising, this kiremono chrono was cracked. stayed 1st the entire race
And another one for my belt
>fully decked out oguri and chrono from one guy + debuffIf Buena had gone through the inside lane instead of 4 wide she would've sashikiri'd
>>555310750Buena's unique, speed evo's heavily nerfed at 2500m, her accel doesn't even work. Orfevre's actually really good in this CM especially if the room is full of Senkou since she moves up so fast.
Started playing late December and won my first CM!
>Being done in by being the only one to lack Shion Int
won my first A with christmas NTR, kek
>>555311147ふたりの約束 changes to 1600m~2500m but the benefits you get only work on core tracks (why even make it 2500m), 誠心たる光燿 switches to chaser/turf but no activation condition for long, and To Our Vista's effect gets reduced by 55% when it's not a mile/med race.
>No BOP>3rd in Group A>The rule of threeThanks, Cykeks!
>>555311691They give her a busted bride alt, trust
>>555311691>To Our Vista's effect gets reduced by 55% when it's not a mile/med race.I checked gametora, basically it goes down from 0.45 to 0.25 wtf that's a big nerf. Orfevre does 0.35 in 6 seconds at least.
>>555312105You can't give an alt without a change of hairstyle dacchi. Let the imagination go wild.
>>555311431I was praying to get matched by fellow shion intlets but not only it matched me with MLB shionfags, they had MLB fine motion as well, I was cooked
>>555312436Long hair like proto-Buena...
>>555312105>>555312587Like this?
Cygames can never force me to use senkou no matter how hard they try.
Got really good finals rng and dodged the whales.
>>555312716based sashichad
>>555312716Honestly my Grass outperformed both my Senkou umas that inherited twice the amount of unique skills as her.I guess Stego's unique was just that strong.
mirako if she real
Can't wait to suck absolute dick at LoH next monthagain...
>next CM is medium with debuff niggeryWhenever it's medium it's twice as much debuffs
>>555314345I can't wait to finally have a use for my MLB Lube and Tawake cards
>>555314345I will go full debuffer then
>>555315216What if everyone just run debuffers? Like no hors above UD, everyone just bring a team of three debuffers.
>>555312652My beautiful childhood friend.
>>555244136Dura and all her kids deserve to be happy.
Too emoi for me, I'm just trying to get through my day wtf Verxina
>>555316632>GIVE UP
The game finally took pity on me after facing two top 96 dudes back to back.
>fluke into A group and then lose B finals again
>>555316632Alright, I'm gonna join Gentildonna
>>555320450>KEKxina's phone screen
I completely forgot it’s Ireland princess’ birthday today.
One of these days I'll see this in group A
https://x.com/tkm_n_yzkr/status/2015988420418666750
I just thought it would be really funny to FAFO
>>555323420Dang. You did have 5 healing skills though.
>double debuffers>All my umas had bad/late startsIt was all over right from the start
Holy SHIT I DID IT
>Left youtube on autoplay>It play an interview where Yutaka talk about how happy Kawada was to have met Ojou>Almost cried at workCygames better assign their best writer for Ojou's campaign.
>>555325426Holy Bue-chanLast thread they were talking something about her skill being only 50% effective this CM
>>555326235>Ojou's campaignA third of it will just be Air Groove and Aruvu spoiling her rotten
>>555325426Congrats osanajimi-kun.My Buena couldn't even place the top three.
>>555326554>Air Groove buy her an ice cream>"Don't tell Aruvu and Dura, ok?">Aruvu buy her another ice cream>"Don't tell Groove nee and Dura, ok?">Dura buy her yet another ice cream >"Don't tell Groove nee and Aruvu nee, ok?"
>>555283832>the last true mejiro is a chink
>>555328493How big do you think the Groove family will get?
>>555328493tony bin paizuri
>>555328812Rulership will be in the Dotou/Marvelous category because all the nutrients went into her tits instead of her brain
https://x.com/tkm_n_yzkr/status/2015988420418666750DAMNK-keiba onna????
https://x.com/urawa_keiba/status/2015973207820665068
>>555332326
Was worried since she was stuck at 5-4th place for most of the race but she managed to pull through in the end.
matched into debuffer stack, it's over for me lads. That's what i get for refuse to bring debuff
>>555328493Strong genes
Woah, he's literally me.
>>555325426A Group?
>got completely destroyed in A>managed an easy win in B final, Kris S never even came close to Donna and ChronoThis feels like shit, man. The other two players built a team of their favorite umas and fought fairly, but then here I am with my failure of an A meta team to ruin their fun. Donna wouldn't approve of this.It doesn't even feel like I actually won. This sucks.
>>555339107They need an S tier just for the tryhards and whales.There's just a massive difficulty spike once you go from B tier to A tier.
Fucking damn it
>>555342459Dob…
Came in second but I didn’t prepare well since I just can’t wrap my head around this scenario at all.I understand what I SHOULD be doing but my moment to moment decision make shits itself.
It's up (the rest is paywalled on netkeiba)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8zEGW6_dGk
>>555326235Link?
I didn't need to pull the new outfit for laurel
>>555347626But you should’ve because she deserves it.
Oh no
>>555331330How do I become as powerful as oshi trainers?
>>555357185The crossover I never knew I needed
>>555357153be a whale, grind out both parents, get really lucky on finals
https://x.com/kurayama_epoc/status/2015731377405333701https://x.com/IScreamKat/status/2015713316333645930>君の全部知っているよ>What the hell did my bro mean by this?
happy birthday to Tracen's greatest ramen stall uma of all time!!!
>>555360747I missed these posts.
>5th anniv next month>i still haven't used the 4.5th anniv uma selector
>>555250413 (Me)p-pls respon?!?!
>>555363112>sashi intThere's only one answer to this and that's Tact
Hey senpai, can late surgers or sashis win sprint? We still don't have evolve skills so idkProbably not right? It's a front/nige, pace/senkou world right?
I love the 4 V sisters Vivlos, Cheval, Vin Variation, and their oneechan Ventilvonna. It's nice of them to invite Verxina to this sisters outing as well
I am suffering from an abject deficiency in Vitamin Tacto.
I'm starting JP Now with the intention of having a lot of carats saved up for Anni. How realistic is it to farm TT gems and achievement rewards with basically 0 resources?
>>555373586I'm pretty sure you can hit UC with onsen even with the crappy rental deck. Maybe. Probably.Well even if you don't you can still get a loads of jewels from TT rank ups.
>>555374085i remember seeing clips of people basically earning a full spark from all the built up rewards. what I want to do is roll the obvious next meta uma and card on anni and hopefully along the way I get a lot of umas I like, most of them are 2 stars like Ikuno dictus, Twin Turbo Biko Pegasus etc
>>555373586>>555374085it is pretty funny to see Kita go from early ebin meta to "here take this maxed out one for free since no one should be scoring below Uf this far in"
>>555374347Well you better get your ass moving then.
>>555374589If I understand it right, 99% of players roll for half anni and anni for the meta and scenario card, and every other card exists for oshi players who wanna push a specific playstyle
>>555374347>what I want to do is roll the obvious next meta uma and card on anningl you are probably better off waiting a month and just reroll
>>555375190im running this shit through a vpn I'm not gonna reroll </3I did that in global and got so annoyed I just bought an MLB kita account for like 5 bucks
>>555311431>Shionlet>Got shit stomped and 3rd>Yolo'd my reward tickets>Got INT ShionOf course it's after this CM
>>555375483speaking ofyou think this is worth 8 bucks?
>>555376017if its a legit seller 250k carats is a crazy good amount considering cygames considers 7500 carats to be 60 fucking dollars
>>555376017maybe? 200k ninjins for 8 bucks is crazy good but it depends on what you roll at the end of the day.
>>555376017That much is enough to max out the next meta support and an older meta card (Ai probably) for good measure.>t. had one of those accounts because someone mistakenly bought one thinking it's for global
>>555377119did it happen to be a kitasan MLB account? lol
Nip stolen broodmares are now in Japan. Includes several G1 winners.https://x.com/JAIRS_JP/status/2016042842951713234https://www.jairs.jp/contents/archives/2026/3.html
>>555377254Wyell...
>>555377510>Just F Y I and Emily UpjohnJesus Christ
>>555377589damn some of these sellers are massive scammers lol but as long as they give me whats on the fine print i respect the hustle
Did I miss the yearly survey chart?
>>555338273Yes
For winner's Ms.Victoria is the screenshot they use in the monitor random or is it at a specific point in the race? My Stego was alone in the screenshot they used but I've seen some that had more than one Uma in it
>>555388156It uses the picture based on the newspaper article picture you get after winning a race in Chanmi.
>>555379839Looks like it is. Maybe the dacchi whose doing it can open it again.
>>555388395Ah, Dia just wasn't close enough/ to the right of her to make it in then.
Last year JP horses got 5 overseas GI wins. Over or under for this year?
NEKO!
Calandagan's gonna be running in the Dubai Sheema Classic.
OOOOOOH, PLEAAASE CHRONO-SAMA, DON'T RAPE ME AGAIN! MY DICK IS STILL DECONSTRUCTING FROM THE NINE RAPES IN A ROW I GOT FROM YOU AIEEEI GOT RAPED EVEN IN GROUP B!, B! HOW COULD I GET RAPED IN THERE? AIEEEI'M SUCH A SHITTY WITTY TRAINER, ME AND MY 0 WIN TEAM UUUUU, PLEASE HAVE M-MERCY...W-Wait... le chronogenesis... got LE RAPED by CHEVAL QUAEDA? WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABAA DOOOOO HAHAHAHA, THEIR TEAM WITH ZERO SOVL DIED, WHAT A BUNCH OF RAPED BITCHES HAHAHA, THOSE FUCKING THIEVES WHO ALWAYS STOLE MY TEAM'S WINS FINALLY DIED #RIPBOZO, NOW TO CELEBRATE BY WINNING ROUND 2*1-4*Haha......W-WAIT, BRIAN-SAMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NO... NO! NOOOOOO! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TEAM'S CM AIEEE, WE GOT ROBBED AGAIN NOOOOOO!, MY DICK IS UNZIPPING INVOLUNTARILY AIEEE, SAVE ME ORFEVRE, MY MASTER, AIEEE
>>555394518
>>555392642>Masball Geldagan rematchNeat
lol they havent even done tt yet
>>555398640Where did you buy that account?
you said there wouldn't be gibs. you said there wouldn't be free pulls. apologize.
>>555398945I POINTED OUT WHERE THE GIBS ARE ON THE MONTHLY SCHEDULE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>555398850skye1204, it was 8 bucksthough if you use a vpn on gametrade.jp you might find something better for a similar price
For TT unique?Front: Angling & Scheming /?Pace: ?/?Late: Pump Iron / Move Past & BeyondEnd: Same as late
>>555399089Thanks
>>555394518what the fuck am I reading
>>555360562Just my opinion but the "like elves" thing and all the characters being perpetually locked in high school is the dumbest aspect of this series and really limits the setting. Its nice they at least moved away from everything taking place at Tracen.
>>555392032Cursed image
>>555368495In global right now? I don't know the support card situation over there, but I don't think you guys have the cards or characters for it yet. It's not impossible, but it's going to be hard.
>>555394518I regret waking up and baving to read that. Thanks.
>>555405615Curses are distortions and bends in the fabric of reality.Light O is a shiny beacon of straight lines.Anything involving her can’t be cursed.QED.
>>555392032How the fuck? Then again a Urara got 1st too. Long is such a meme.
>>555406953Island and Onsen have been great for oshi players. You can just brute force win with enough effort. See the many different ones like the Chiyo guy.
>>555406049How many corners did you make her run just to satisfy your desire for Long wins?
>>555406953you can make up some of the difference when your opponents don't know how to minmax for skill points or are still using stat sticks like stamina shakur/kaicho
>>555410347>or are still using stat sticks like stamina shakur/kaichothat was me since I don't have fenomeno or shion so I had to give up on one of them
>>555391606>w heart bondI guess that means it's anybody's guess who'll win feb stakes
>>555412527She is going to february stakeshttps://news.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=320272
>>555394518Torena-san...
>>555412527Yeah, he got the info wronghttps://www.sanspo.com/race/article/general/20260122-YDNA7EAGLBN3LI3QIXSQQ2CSCY/
>orfe smiling while giving canned drink to cute daughterCUTE
>>555376017Keep in mind that there is no way to unlink in umamusume so old account owners can take back accounts whenever they want
>>555418969i mean they could, but like, why bother? It's not worth selling if the carats are spent
Place your bets, dacchis. Pakalive is in 8 hours.
That's a lot of traps you're legally obligated to check each day, Tacto...
>>555420280it is either suzuka or taiki because of LoH
>valentine's taikioh god oh fuck her summer alt was already so cute and irresistible I don't know if my brain and ninjin can handle a valentine's one
>>555420280Valentine SiL. ALL IN
>>555416647>>555417409oh...
>>555418969You can if you reset the password, I think?
>>555385558Holy shit thats nice
>>555278667I heard this is making a lot of people mad; not just for the uma musume stuff taking precedence over the real horse's grave but also that the race records are inaccurate on that tablet and the ranch owners getting uppity.
>>555422541FUCK
>>555420280Taiki Valentine's, surely.
>>555420280I want to bet on Suzuka and Sil valentine, but goddamn, Tama and Taiki valentine would be hilarious.
>>555423281Again making up stuff? The race record is correct though missing a few races, probably to fit it on the stone. And the few eternal anti-uma ojisans on SNS doesn't make up "a lot of people".
>>555425181Not trying to start any drama myself dwJust saw a few posts that made me curious if anyone here heard the same about this specifically.
>>555423537I love all my dogs.
>Started consistently making high UB~ low UA just before this past chanmiOf course when I finally get in the groove of making characters in the current scenario, a new scenario is right around the corner.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2016181426602017204l'arc
>>555426727The madlads actually did it, they're turning it into a real swamp
>>555426727The druids strike again.
>>555426727
>>555426727The Japonais should send their yearly sacrifice there, could be a good practice run for Prix l'Arc de Triomphe
>>555428045I wish Venus was in the game.
>>555428603but she is in the game
>>555428804You know what I mean
>>555430363Who even holds Treve license?
I unironically forgot to race in my CM and it looks like I won first place because the rewards were in my gift box, is there any way to check which of my girls won?
>>555435860I'm so sorry bro lmaoooo
>>555420280Suzuka an SiL would drain the last of my ninjins so probably them.
>>555420009Wuh-Why are you looking at me like that?
>>555436445imagine the ASMR (sex)
https://x.com/shioririri_/status/2016409129246720292?s=20Sweep coming in with the assist for Curren
>>555440279Mare for mare is an acceptable trade off.
Its so funny seeing pretentious niggas seething about Ardan's grave. Let's be honest if not for Uma Musume no one will give a damn to a horse's grave in middle of Chinkland. We're like that too at one point back then. Horse racing is not popular outside of Japan and Hongkong, I bet not a single soul that helped restoring Ardan's grave followed his career back in Japan. But Uma Musume helped them to understand and make them care to Ardan. However their knowledge is limited since they only know Uma Musume Mejiro Ardan, and they showed their love to the horse in the way they know. What those pretentious fags do is no different than kicking a toddler that is still trying how to walk.
Continuous studding in Japan for this seasonhttps://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2016281708115722542
https://x.com/chuchu_umn/status/2016147792654381227I found this while scrolling
>>555445550Whom
>>555440279>Curren seiyuu got replaced by Sweephow strange
The school's morals...
>>555420280I thought about it, and I say Taiki and Fuku. Suzuka will probably the long awaited meta niger support to make nigs finally useful. If Suzuka is an alt, then nigers are doomed.
>>555446147Nooooo don't do it Mamechin, you're the last one upholding morals!!!
is there an uma alt where the hair is longer than the og one (not just different hairstyle)I want long hair Fuku...
livestream is up
Ai status?
>>555449157In my bed
>>555449394Wake her up then bro she has a stream to debut on
>>555447137Wedding sweepy is the closest I think, but those are rare.
>Tsukaima oniichan~Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
kamen rider scenario incoming
They're lucky Taiki doesn't have her revolver.
>Kamen riderIt's a Biko costume for sure
SCAMBALL DOWN SCAMBALL DOWN
Zetsubun event?
NOOOOOOOO
My villainsMinion A, B, and C.
Suzuka hayai.
UMA PYOI
GO GET EM LAD
no....
Minion C...
I love these guys.
>>555450864I forgot Setsubun was in Feb. Maybe that’s the theme.
VALENTINES DAY SWEEP PLEASE
I get it now, they're going to use Biko as whalebait for Ebayan
Amazing new FKKTR noises.
I like when she said "honto ni slime desu ga"That was really funny for some reason.
Sweepy likes the sticky stuff
>>555452189I trained her that way
This carrot is ready for violence.
Sound of Earth's seiyuu looks so gorgeous...
They really fucked up the pinball machine? lmao
>>555278667What with chink and Mejiro Ardan? Also isn't china are currently banning all Japan content anyway?
>2/12What the fuck?!?!?!
>>555452462Ardan was sent to stand for stud in China and passed away there.
Things global will NEVER EVER get
Oh damn, so it really is a physical trophy. I'm jealous.
>>555452498>Ardan was sent to stand for stud in China and passed away there.ISN'T THIS RAPE!?
This is so extra what the fuck
DEL MAR IS COMING
Breeders Cup? Or Saudi?
>the final spurt starts at the third cornerIs this a burger race?
>>555452685Saudi Is 1800
>>555452685DWC
>>555452732Sorry, mistook it for Dubai.
>>555452685I say Dubai, more umas can connect with that.
>dirt
So new scenario confirmed for burgerland?
>I WONI WON>I WONI WON>I WONI WON
OH MY GOD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>t*iki
Stallions are sex too ig
>>555452894I'll probably still use hachimi just for 120fps to be honest, but that's great news
Was that a sweets pizza? wtf?
>strawberry pizzaNips have gone too far
>>555453107>>555453120Never had strawberry or smores pizza?Too sweet ngl
MARIKA ACCIDENTALLY REACTED TOO SOON, SUZUKA IS 100% NEXT
Can the last spurt start on the 3rd corner for Meydan 2000m dirt?
>>555453165About that....
>>555453165btfod
Literal who
Sounds of ASS
>Sounds of assMy carats are safe
lol
Please God let Suzuka be the third alt.>>555453107>>555453120It's really common in Japan. It's honestly not that bad as long as it's not one of those pizza that's drown in honey or caramel.
>>555452675>Ebayan won BCC>Fujita: Quick, show them the track MY uma wonSasuga Shachou
What!
why are they pushing senkou so hard now
This is a senkou game now
Marika's very talkative today lol
>Chocolate Monolith
>luminescenceNew core power card for mid.
>>555452685My vote's for BC because last spurt at 3rd corner is too long for meydan >>555453190And because it's a noon race but that really doesn't matter
This event looks like it'll be a fun one.
>that half assed design for suzukano 3rd alt for now i guess
>>555453768Looks just right for Del Mar at 1 mile and 2 furlongs.
>>555453768Actually could be kentucky as well with the season time
>>555453882Current trend is welfare card > 3rd alt so we'll see.
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>555453848wish they released this a month earlier so I could use it for parent trainings
>>555454008>gacha support cardlolno valentine suzuka
Cute dog. Cute ninjin.>>555453882Aye, it's probably FKKTR.
>>555454079I have been spared.
Yeah, it's definitely FKKTR.
>>555454220Maybe not.
>>5554542560 tsukkomi event
>>555454256>>555454081not a big fan of valentine FKHR having the same color scheme as her default racewear
>>555454079The Suzuka card is the freebie.
BREEDERS CUP
It feels like we just got onsen....
FUJITA YOU MOTHERFUCKERWERE YOU KEEPING THIS SCENARIO IN THE BAG UNTIL EBAYAN WIN?
One step closer to getting Big Red in uma musume
>>555454438>>555454442>Beyond Cooked
>American Scenario before Dubai (for sake promoting ebayan>No newmas revealedShit livestream
>>555454541sunday.....
>>555454541We already have the little red machine
RIGGED
Cygenerous...
The druids are working their black magic today for sure
the goons rigged the machine to drain Cygames
r-rigged?
UNIRONICALLY RIGGED (GOOD).
>>555454438>>555454442What is this mean? California Cup? Woke Cup?
wtf so rigged. Not that I'm complaining
>>555454738>Flooding Irish racetrack>Rigging the machineGoddesses damn it Lememe. Look at what your countrymen did
Is this the best haul we ever got?
The staff finally managed to stop Fujita before he bankrupt the game.
Yeah I'm thinking Marche Lorraine is coming and will be playable right after Ai. Like... who will be the scenario link character other than Loves?
>>555454895Based ireland for keeping Nips Immigrant and treasonous fr*nch at bay.
GET YOUR LORE ACCURATE SIZE UMAS NOW.
Ai is so tall...
>Life-sized acrylicsWhat the fuck
>>555455037EspoRed DesireCesario (not actually a BC winner but you know)Hakuchikara (friend card)
>>555455134If these things are taller than me, I'm killing myself
>>555455148Don't think it's that weird. Then again I did watch back then when a certain shipfucker game released life-sized oppai mouse pad
>>555455134THE BIG UMA AGENDA CONTINUES TO LIVES ON
https://x.com/randam_name/status/2016484117802856948
What a strange coincidence.
I wonder will they add any American horse with real nameMaybe some very old Breeder's Cup winner as a NPC?
what are we breeding
Oguri you fat fuck
>>555455351>They decide to add Ferdinand as a apologize to American
>>555455293I know what it means. Do you want to know?
Yes, because Tokyo Station isn't crowded enough already. Fuck.
>breeder's cup's name comes from the idea of thorouhbredsThoroughbreds don't exist in uma verseWhat does Breeder's cup even mean then?
>taiki's selling point conveniently covered.I'm starting to notice that they're covering up umas with big tits a lot now. I noticed it with Marvelous Sunday's alt but it could might have started earlier. Is this censorship?
>Still shilling cingray in 2026imagine only not getting new anime in year of the horse... wtf is cygames thinking
Lads, I think there's something wrong with the Americans.
>>555455761i guess land of the free fear cleavages now...
>>555455037Probably going to use all those that went (or planned to) to america. So ceasario, kaichou, espoir and suzuka.
>>555455862>something's wrong with the AmericansRude. Maybe that's just her. Have you ever see any other strange uma from there?
>>555455761Future catering to the west and they're all gay fags.
>>555455761We havent had a real bikini alt since like year 1.
>>555455351SS. Perfect character for a mentor position friend card who also stands as a last boss after seeing the younglings race, kek
the worst possible timing to shill america now, imagine if some big shit happen in murica during BC scenario...
>>555456093
>amiami still hasn't shipped my Ardan and Kingu figures
Umazing
>Newma(s) announcementPlease give us Marche Lorraine.
>>555456175>big shitSince it's Del Mar, probably some hurricane. The last race will be done during a Category 5
>>555456175Who cares. Its not real.
>>555456405Contrail or gtfo. Also stop shilling Ebayan and just released her already. She already famous.
Real steel, Sierra Leone and Romantic Warrior are a mustHopefully they will reference that Saudi animation kek
not a single umas shown in scenario logo unlike in onsen and DYI, Marche is 100% coming.
>>555456175What? The winter storm?
>>555456405We are getting the Tesoros.
Ushba was already mentioned
>>555456538>"Real Steel"Lol, Lmao even. They already ditch Justaway into umaverse due to copyright shenanigans let alone dealing with jewish rat (Disney).
>>555456580It's California. I think there's a different storm they need to worry about
>>555454348I forgot Suzuka can be quite a dumbass as well.
Rate the stream
>>555456175Orange gameOrange president
>>555456720>copyrightWhy do people keep repeating this misinformation when both "justaway" and "real steel" aren't trademarked terms?
>I might not be here in March, so...What did she mean by this?
>>555456798no carrot ranger biko / 10
>>555456798>American Scenario instead Dubai scenario (Shilling on upcoming shitbayan)>No newmas0/10
>>555456725Wouldn't those fucks be happy to be hit by a hurricane?Their state is so arid that an entire city burned down because some dumb fuck was playing with fire.
>>5554567987.5/10 - 750 jewels baby
>>555456860She’s predicting her own menhera outbreak so she wanted to do her own paka stint now.>>555456798If Fuku gets an alt, we might not get a low star/10
>>555456905I mean>wildfire event every year>oh no, we need to build a reservoir>for once they have plenty of rain>nah, who needs reservoir? we have so much water here
>>555456798The best announcement they've ever made was the 60fps official implementation albeit only for lives so 10/10.
>>555456798I don't rike the sounds of earth dress it really doesn't fit hermaybe it will be better animated but idk
>>555457069You think Japanese know jack shit about what California is actually like now? Probably still think the place is 90% white.
phonehead status?
>>555455479Mares, obviously
>>555457193Killed and buried in a ditch. Cygays prioritizes Ebayan than a phonehead fo Anni.
>>555456798I was hoping for a Suzuka Valentine alt, but I'll settle for FKKTR and Taiki alts.This event seems like it'll be hilarious. The Suzuka-FKKTR-Taiki combo is woefully underused.
>>555455761I get it, but at the she time I dunno man, I think Valentine's Taiki is extremely fucking cute with the longer hair and the cap, and she still has her midriff exposed. Honestly if it weren't for the fact that anni is next month and Sounds of Ass being on the banner I would go all in for her.
>>555455134Need BIG Uma...
>>555454341The fuku costume and hairstyle seems too close to her OG, so we may not be getting a 3rd alt this time.
>>555456798>censored shuttle and voice of tranny0/10 the DEI feminists at cygay strikes again.
>>555456386>we're using the r/umamusume slang now
>>555457397Anon. This thread is infiltrated by Redditoid now.
Didn't see anyone post the actual skill list for Taiki alt, so here.So I'm going to guess that Taiki, Kusa, and all the other burger hors won't be a scenario link for the next scenario.
Here's your upcoming friend card bro
lmao they fixed it
>>555457565>Ebayan will have 10 gorillion hats>mood down is that she can't find a good new hat to buy
>>555456798My ninjims are safe for Ai-chan next month/10
God. I hate how Cygays shilling their own honse instead other honse for now. I guess they don't want to kiss owner ass.
>>555457193Announcement next pakalive. Ai is guaranteed to be the anni uma I expect Contrail + EST + Nox gen (Geoglyph ran in BC), Bread, Ushba, Marche and of course Ebayan.
>>555457614About time ffs
>>555457069One major rain event doesn’t make up for 2 decades of drought conditions and 75 years of bad forest management.
is c ayabe unusable outside of 2400m ?
Lightning effects = Tact
>>555457834>No lemon "big ketsu butt pop mentionKys.
>>555458114It has rainbow allover it and rainbow is currently Ai's main thing
>>555458114Its 100% Ai. You really cant even argue it.
>>555458114Stop coping Tactbro, You just need to wait until 5.5 anni.
>>555457762Even the JRA had to kneel, you should do so too
inb4 double limited, Ai AND Tact
>>555458708Tact might not even get an anni release. She could very well be in the regular lineup.
>>555458708I really really really want an Ai-chan nui…
>>555458747Well My allegiance is for Britbong race and Godolphin. I don't care wtf Nips are doing aslong they don't touch sacred Ascot.
Uhhh guys... breeders? nyoooooooooo
>>555459204the winning uma will get a ticket to breed with a guy of her choice, thus advancing the quality of future uma bloodlines
>>555459204https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6233707/https://bbs.animanch.com/board/6233560/
They should have just name it Beyond Dream Cupwtf is a Breeders in uma world
>>555459148Now that you mention ithttps://x.com/abracing0/status/2016452122158432617>Bo3 Calandagan vs Masball, home & home + neutral site matchup
>>555459467The name was clearly divinely inspired by the 3 goddesses themselves.(Now available as portable assistants for your cell phone. Please see Satono Corp’s website for details!)
>what's a breeder>what's a jockey>what's a centaurDon't ask questions.
>>555458881Well you're in luck, she's coming out next month along with the other nuis.
>Ohayo oniicha----... Ah! breeder-san
>inb4 the trainers in america are called "jockeys" for some reasonidk about breeders though
>>555459440lol first time knowing uma and keiba shares a board in japan
>>555459630Uma need this
>>555459635B... Buena, childhood friends don't breed each other...
BREEDINGBREEDING SHIN EBAYAN
Loves-chan???? Breeders Cup? What are you talking about??? Breeders? What are we breeding???? What do you mean by Breeding stream???
Dabuchan was stated to be unsuitable for traveling, maybe she'll be the first mare to win two champion's cup
>>555459985Are you saying we need more nuis? Or do you mean we should have our own Temanui?
>>555451576Bro really thought he had a chance against Miyupi.
WHAT THE HELL IS A BREEDER
Say goodbye to ウマいねCygays will change it to Umazing in 5th anni for marketing purpose
>>555460654We need a temanui with that face and those furrowed eyebrows. Cheval was close but no cigar
>>555460153You also made that promise btw
>>555460691Miyupi is back to training, man wants to ride with his son
>>555459630I know, but it’s an issue of my own financial resources.Even if they don’t get super scammy prices, shipping is going to violate me.
>wake up>no suzuka altIt's over.
>>555459985>Fat fuck>Dumbass>For (You)Who's Temari of uma?
>>555457762Dacchis it's only one horse and fujita's one and only good horse, He deserved it. Cyg has been sucking on Sundays and the Yoshidas in this past few years
>>555461321You forgot the>tries to act cool but is such a natural born loser it makes into even more of a gooberpart.
>>555461321Hey now, Temari can be cool too. Her latest character song is awesome.
>>555461321The closest I can think of is Carlton
>>555457762Look anon, if they're shilling Shin then I understand your concern. Ebayan IS a horse that made history in JRA's own record as the first HoTY dirt horse, first BCC winner and (current) top earner. He deserved it
>>555461017They're plushies, they don't weight anything. Surely shipping can't be that bad.
>>555460861Chevacchi just look concerned.
>>555461641A similar plushy I was looking into wanted $45 for shipping.I am morally opposed to paying that much.
>>555461862Jesus Christ, do you live down under or something?
>>555459630Managed to get 4/5 of the uma nui. Shame Orfevre is sold out.
>>555462068Are you from the future?
>>555461862Sounds like a scam. It cost me 10 bucks to ship huge plushies, nuis probably won't cost even 5.
>>555462152PO*
>>555461341Well they could start sucking godolphin now and godolphin beg their own horse to be included in Umamusume (for good reason). I'm still mad that only one horse represent godolphin Japan (Furioso - Two if Shinko Windy included).
>>555461785Cute Vershina.
https://x.com/neko_umauma21/status/2016468355167994138aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Are you ready for this year Saudi Cup
>>555462252ALL IN ON MY FAT FUCK HERO DO DEUCE
>>555462252They could literally just swap Cafe's yellow eyes with red and everyone would probably accept that's SS
I guess Uma's just that popular down there.
>>555462252>Taiki Blizzardmight as well put a Kaneko hors
I wonder how this year's Saudi night will go
there a guide for debuffers? friend group is doing a private JP MANT tourney to prepare for when it's in GlobalI don't think they're aware 564 exists or the mechanical changes from 2nd anni onwards(we are using Rental decks)
On one hoof, I wanted Ebayan to have high-profile VA, but on the other I'm afraid having too high-profile and busy VA meant she will only appear once a year or so, like Orfe's
>>555455134Your 2 meter Gentildonna
>>555462252Dumb dacchis you put two Regaleiras
>>555462252Is Meisho Samson more never ever than Heart's Cry or Major?
>>555464715Tsuda Kenjiro as Ebayan's VA
>>555464727Dacchi, Ai is a taller than me. I might be cooked.
>>555464646Summer Golshi parent is a must, the other doesn't really matter. You need 2 cards, Stam Rudolf and Speed Gold City. Then fill the rest with whatever skills you need to target the biggest threats. If you want to get all 4 of these consistently you want Power Yaeno, Int Marvelous, and Aoi. But most of the time there's a running style that's simply not meta enough, so you can ignore debuffs for that and pick cards that have the 焦り stam debuffs for the meta styles instead.
>>555464727I can fit my entire fist in her mouth
>>555465538which part of "high-profile = rare appearance" did you miss?!
>>555463147I mean, that’s basically every single fan design that gets thrown out for Sundayman as is.
It’s finally her time soon
>>555465694learning a lot but the rental decks don't really allow for it so I think I'll try and find some golshi parents with those debuffs
I am slain.
Why is Suzuka so evil?
>>555470050Because evil women are erotic.Suzuka is very erotic, which means she must be very evil.
>>555470050I mean Marin is good at sounding bitchy so it kinda works?
So likeSierra Leone is totally gonna get brought up in the new scenario being evayans rival/cousin and all yeah?Also watch them show secretariat but only in a historical context with them being dead already or as a career npc.
>>555455761at least the size is still there, it was weird to see Cheval's Grands kinda disappear in her summer alt
>>555470960sudden desire to leash Suzuka and make her walk around campus on all four while avoiding being caught.
>>555465694does a debuffer parent 564 also need to run a debuff deck for inheritance?
>>555473986Ai con Tact
>going to AmericaSurge of American umas? Secretariat? Yeah in my dreams
>>555474175t-tawake.....
>>555452894>only for live theater
>>555474739you're gonna force feed your uma hamburger and you will like iton a serious note tho I wonder if it will be something that makes everyone a dirt racer?
>>555465694so with the ruleset I'm thinking like this for my debuffersthe racetrack is arima kinen just for the sake of familiarity. we can use any rental deck, but these cards also happen to have good greens and whites for the track so I'm sticking to itWe explicitly have never ran MANT before so my plan is to go solo Ace double dominator and Keen Eye, for a total of -.8 current speed Discussions are being had about the borrow slot but its leaning towards pre-throne because learning throne seems kinda aids. but if throne was allowed, are there resources to learn how to do throne runs?
>>555474739>Possibility of one of americas big three (Secretariat, Man o' War, Seabiscuit)A man can hopeI see Fierceness and Sierra Leone getting mentions being the top three in the two BCC's FY ran. (also with SL being the previous years winner and FY's cousin)Maybe Sovereignty gets a mention too being the big "what if" question on who would come out on top between them and FY.
CALIFORNIA CHROME SOON, SCREENCAP THIS
I read the ol' Biscuit's book when I was younger and I'm not ashamed that it made me shed some tears. I hope American Oguri Cap makes a cameo.
>>555476521Its a classic rags to riches story set during the great depressionIts a great story even by itself
>>555459440>カウボーイはカウじゃなくてホースに乗ってたけどこの世界だとカウに乗ってそうそうだね
>>555459623Breeder - female trainerJockey - male trainerCentaur - Greek for uma
I'll make Kraft win the Breeders' Cup... and then...
>>555470050Something Fuku gave her or did caused her to be possessed by an evil spirit, calling it now.
>>555477526>Breeder - female trainerYeah, like that would fly in $currentday
>>555477546and then what anon?
lala SEX
>>555465532nah, they probably worked out a deal with meishoman's son before he even died since he knew that he was dyingthey did exactly that for dasca
>>555478637gwo?
>>555477909>ass slapped by uma shipponyooooo....this is sekuhara.....tazuna save me......
>eosfield
>>555478703Wrong general my bad gwo
>>555473631No. You get most of your debuffs from the cards. Just get one the has speed so you can win all your campaign goals even on auto. The point of running a debuffer is to save you time or resources for training another ace, so you want to minimize the number of "wasted" runs on them.>>555475282Your debuffer doesn't need to have good stats other than capped INT.
>>555478952nyaruhodo, what debuff cards are good these days? my old old debuff preset I tried out for one CM years ago is mostly SRs from around then or older
>>555360562Erotic middle schooler
>>555479615I very rarely retrain my debuffers since their kit is basically “complete” after a certain point. The one I used in the recent CM was trained last Dec 2024 on the mecha scenario. For Arima you don’t need Gold City since you use 564 to proc dominator instead, so you can use Cafe for stamina greed. Or just skip it since there’s a chance it doesn’t proc and instead wastes your 564 on proccing it instead of dominator.
>>555360562What the hell are they feeding these middle schoolers, man?
>>555486736Food, probably.That’s generally what people eat.
>>555470050
>>555486941A rookie mistake. If they ever appear to eat normally, it is only to lull you into a false security.
>>555486941…that's laced with ovulation/lactation inducing drugs, as well as a healthy amount of aphrodisiacs for a balanced diet.
>>555465598Oh no no no
>>555483340thanks, I'll keep it in mind for next CM if I decide to try debuffers, also this upcoming league is the last PvP on onsen right?
any good oigomi ints?...I see Durandal is supposed to be one but I also want to train her...
>>555497774that's the only one. if you haven't kept up only sashi has a good int card (tact)
>>555497774Taishin
do i train kiseki as a sashi or a niger
>>555499554niger cause her evolved skills are for that strategy
>>555498860m-makkuiin is still good.....I-I'm not in total abject denial....
>>555499792McBaseball is good as long as you believe.
Is Ebayan going to be the new poster child for Uma Musume.
>already finished new pass before the month is overshouldn't there be a little bit more to these? I didn't think I was even playing that much, definitely never maxed out rentals at any point
I'm so ready bros
>>555509657To crash this plane with no survivors?
I miss Machico...
What does it mean. Is the only new Suzuka content a card? Is the card any good?
>>555518359It’s the event SSR, so maybe.
https://x.com/FrankelWatch13/status/2016598266004013446Seems like Coolmore registered for ownership under JRA
>>555520482>shadai vs coolmore in the futureFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
I wonder how many race tracks Cygames will use for BC scenario>only Del Mar & Santa Anita: eh>plus Belmont & Keeneland: acceptable>plus Churchill Downs: good
>>555521928Lmao they'll only add Del Mar since it's already covered all of the racing categories
>>555521928I assume only Del Mar, unless they're also planning for American Triple Crown (complete with strange burger NPC wearing Egyptian clothes)
>>555520482I thought they already have an owner license in Japan, but I guess not. Makes sense since they already have a farm there.
>>555477554According to Marinka, she said that Suzuka was just caught up in the flow and went along with whatever was happening in the story.
>>555456551Which burger hors will be the NPCs?
>>555524718I think Sovereignty, Sierra Leone, and 1989 BCC winner to complete the trio
>>555524718Sandman.
>>555524718Rationalize Kemet YankeyAirline
>>555522586How will they do the american triple crown? A Tracen exchange program?
give me your best shot at burger hors NPC names, anon.
Everyone has a very easy concept of AP but what about Justify? (the DQ notwithstanding)
>>555525663American Pharaoh.
>>555525718A horse descended from legends and is determined to finally be the one who gain the title of Undefeated Triple Crown? Also write in beautiful and even spacing using Umasoft Word
Global here, is Summer Taiki worth rolling for? I'm a Taikifag so I'm tempted to but I'm a metafag
>>555525718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJlLtkS3S4
>>555525718OCD fueled drill sergeant that thinks everything should be lined up on both sides, so Meno + Light O fusion
>>555525663Skibidi Rizz
>>555525663My Mare Knows Everything My Mare Knows Nothing
>>555526295Shes still good now, so sure. Easily one of the best alts in the game.
>>555526949What site is this?
https://x.com/agentes305/status/2016596202200908007The US contingent for Saudi looks rather underwhelming
>>555525663Kidslookintouchable
>>555455317i'm looking for the full talk, anyone got a torrent or something?
>>555462252>2026>anons completely gave up on the Deep Impact dreamguess I can't blame you newfags
>>555527279Kamigame
>>555531663Are you sure? The lists don't match up and oguris alt was pretty recent
>>555532307Im not sure what you’re thinking of, but that tier-list is accurate to whats on the site currently.
>>555525663Silent Neighbor
Global idiot here who just lost their first CM. Can you guys post a picture of what your CM titles look like in JP? I want to know how bricked I am. I'm wondering if the "rerun win star" goes over the title so I still have a chance to get my revenge and collect them all or if it's over because they're separate titles.>inb4 caring about a jpg based on random chancei know, i just though maybe I had a chance at a perfect run somewhere deep inside and i'm feeling sadAlso is there any known player on JP who has never lost a CM?
>>555536303Cute Lube
>>555536180Everyone I know has lost before because that's the nature of finals being a best of 1. The best guy I know is 39-2.
>>555536180Same titles stack, so if you get plat on one cup, the next time it rolls around and you win it adds a star. So yes, you can permanently miss things regarding titles. They changed the naming convention in JP a few years ago though, we don't use zodiac signs anymore.
>>555536682*41-2 (forgot we're at 43 CMs now)
>>555521928knowing cygames, only del mar LOL
>>555536682>>555537456>>555536935Thanks anons. This makes me feel better. I will sweat my ass off on the rerun of this CM and hopefully get the platinum at least once to keep going for all titles even if they don't have maximum stars. Then I can cry again when I lose any of what seems like fancy one-time CMs you guys have.
>>555531327almost feels like that ship has sailed because the state of the francise right now is focused on shilling post 2017 umas
Uma musume is better off without that roided horse anyways.
Also an excuse to show the horses overshadowed by that one. Maybe even the sleeping one
>>555531327They wrote Deep out of MS2. It’s hard to see Kaneko folding.
>>555548516stay gold was written out of season 1, main story 1, and the movie
>>555549302You really believe he’s going to fork over the rights?
>https://x.com/kato_kazuhiro_/status/2016440899715440932...I'm telling Sirius
>>555549482only a matter of time even if it's not for another 5 years
>>555531327With all the superstars lining up for uma like phonehead, Ai-chan, eclair, EST, and ebayan I don't have enough time to care about Pui anymore
>>555548516Has there ever been any official quote for this or is it all conjecture and voices in people's heads?
>>555553127I can't wait for the 21st gen. The strongEST gen have so many good stories.
>>555525663this two make me smile (umapyoi later)
>>555553282Nothing officially said, but you’d think they would have pulled the Kaneko lever by now.
>>555554282I wonder if they'll put Shahryar ....recent phase into the character. How will that work?
>>555556780>F4, Taiho, goodbye. I'll have to leave Tracen now because of my incurable sickness...>Nevermind, I'm fine lmao.
Who do you consider to be the real main character of Gen '22? I personally lean more towards Dodo but a vocal minority here seem to share the consensuses that it's Eclair.
Why did Deep Impact get a kinen race? Will other horse (Equinox etc) also get one?
>>555558853Short answer: He was the GOAT of the keiba world in recent history and died too soon
The Acrylic Stand is so expensive price and shipping wise. If it were a pop stand I would definitely go for it.
>>555558853I want to see if Ebayan will get a kinen
>>555558281Definitely Do Deuce. Nox is the genius rival.
>>555558281>>555566815Eclair is the Cafe look-alike from that ice skating anime and Dodo is the MC
I thought I was safe with big dog...
>>555446437Mamechin is slipping.
>>555549482if Cygames is willing to throw in the money
I just want Contrail to have Salios as a rival.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2016853228445716707The Yoshidas' empire is still safe
>>555570439What in the actual fuck Coolmore thinking tho? Maybe because they think that racing in Japan is not worth it in the terms of money prize?
I hope Godolphin win any Japan G1 races (central and local) to insult Coolmore.
>Govt's taking away the seoul course for redevelopmentThere goes Korean racing. And right on the cusp of a possible breakthrough with Knicks Go too. Hope they turn it around or at least find a good replacement because they have been working really hard for the past few years to improve korea's racing and the results just started to show.
>>555571307Rip...... KR Cup is one of BC's invitation race as well and JP just started to send more invaders
>>555571307>Even African country and China is embracing keiba unlike worst koreaSouth Korea taking another L
>>555553282Kaneko has been colon crucified about anything using the names of his horses since he lost that lawsuit.
>>555571307>SK govtIf one of the chaebol elites were interested in keiba, this might not be happening. Everyone know SK is Night City but without all the cyberpunk tech
Why are Sundayman and his friends trying to teach Cafe THAT?
>>555455552Ah, I jist noticed Chiyo is holding a red car.Cute cute cute.
>>555567991AIIIEEEE
>>555572635His horses aren't even in Winning Post, right?
>>555582904lol
I dunno what I expected
>>555571942>reverberating VAFFANCUUULLOOOOO heard throughout the nation after Tony snaps
Gonna run triple senkou this LoH but I can only take one between Teio and Kraft, do I prioritize getting ハイボルテージ or can I get away with not taking it? I wish everyone can be like Fu-chan.
>>555590589Right now I feel like you only need kraft for nige because senkou has勇気の一歩押しの一手真っ向勝負心弾んでnishinoThere's also a handful that have these innate like cingrey oguri, either taiki alt, anyone with 鍔迫り合い.
It's Dia's birthday, make sure to buy SEGA!
>>555596407dia there is nothing to buy
>>555525594Man in the High Castle-esque alt timeline.
>>555597568>enters your homedo you want to say this to her directly?
>>555596407Buy what? A used Dreamcast?
>>555596407I bought Sonic Superstars a couple months ago, that's the best I can do.
>>555603203>walks in wearing nothing but a comically large barrelDia, there's nothing to buy. I can't even afford clothes.
>>555596407port Gungriffon to steam
>>555596407I will buy a copy of Burning Rangers since I can never get that damn game to run proper on a Saturn emulator…
https://x.com/ace_takenaka/status/2016897843722932318heavy, gentle snowfall is really beautiful, doubly so when hors are riding through it
>>555594518If I have Aiiii then Teio would probably be the most important borrow if I don't have her, Fine, or Heart right? Still have 3LB Still as my second speed
>>555618965yes, you can swap fine for tama and the int slot is whatever you have
>>555619653thanks, also wondering if I should try to make a Helios for LoH, I'd just be training her as senkou since between my cards and borrow options that looks best but it kinda does suck to lose out on the SP at the end since winning Arima while inheriting mile-oriented factors has been tough for me
https://x.com/KentuckyDerby/status/2016987647009321198
https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2017032738319286355Crimson has blessed him
>>555638171>Miyupi first race with his sonMan...is that allowed though?
>>555618918>there's heavy snowfall everywhere but KantoI fucking hate this region.
>>555638837Sure? Just look at the Yokoyamas.
>>555640396Naruhodo. Can't wait
https://files.catbox.moe/lxgecg.mp4It doesn't matter who in the world likes her, CB makes people go insane for no reason. Is this the end product of being free-spirited?
>>555641403What the fuck was that? Is this what global has led to?
>>555641403What was that?
Does the amount of dirt CMs increase for global in the future? I don't quite get the fuss over this dirt horse when it's just for one race
>>555641403I don't know what's that about, and I don't have the proper response pic. Here, have Wada doing strange stuff instead
>>555642953I hope you like green skills. You’re gonna have a lot if you use Copa. But yes, they increase a lot.
>>555642953There's like one dirt CM a year, I don't know if that's a lot for you guys.
>>555641403This subliminal jim crow mk ultra type shit
>>555641403Don't ever post again.
>>555641403america is a failed experiment
>>555641403taromarunnn has gone too far
>Nishino>Seiun >TaikiAs a global player I can only pull two, which two should I choose?
>>555645578nishino and seiun will be good for parents for years. Taiki is more useful in races
>>555645782How good is Nishino really when Maruzensky and Taiki acceleration skills already exist?
>>555646124maruzensky is only good when final corner is next to final legtaiki's unique can activate too soon depending on the tracknishino's requires some musical chairs but is a version of taiki's that never misses timing and also works on either corner or straight
>>555646124nishino's better for almost all races except long. The only negative is it has a chance to fail to trigger unlike maruzensky or taiki's.
Have we become basically Delphi for globals where they come here to be consulted on the future of their version of the game?
>>555645578If you use a lot of nigers then Sky is a must.
>>555649981Is that going to be her Legend Changer intermission?
>>555649981goofy ass donut loving dirt scented creature
ohimba seeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>2 earth + taiki at 90 rollsnot bad
>>555650171well>Celebrate Japan!is way too short, so I think so
>>555647493No, we also are home to the extremist ohimba cult. And telling global how the game works is more productive than drowning in himba posting.
>>555653338>ohimba cultExtremely rude. Ohimbas are nice, ohimbas will take care of you, they are nice and just want a hug.>t. picrel
the ohimbaposting is really fucking annoying
is we getting a tachyon event next month?
>>555654349we always do
increase stallion posting then. I'll start
>>555654349They always time it right after you wasted your time already getting 3* on traits and end it right before you start working on the next ChanMi/LoH.
>>555654349it wasn't announced in the stream so no
Look, I think I know how to get Trainer=san. We've gotta ATTACK himMILEMILEMILEMILE*charge*MILER
>>555655939
>>555650171Nah, it's gotta be >伝説の名馬>フォーエバーヤング!To honour his father.
>>555654750Bro that’s a himba…
https://x.com/northern_horse/status/2017103526317740098
https://x.com/i/status/2016475979649302638If they add him to the project, I hope they make him a lovey dovey tomboy. Like Tickezou minus the screaming and crying.
>>555661383Itchy shark.
>>555655939>>555656094Well I know now who is the real deal here.
Hi from global How many % of days do u guys have 2x career rewards
>>555665124I ain't doing no math homework nigga get outta here
>>555665124Around half the time
>>555665124There are some dry periods when it's not on (like right now) but they usually put it back on for big campaign periods like anni.
Green channel race lives going free from march, with simultaneous streams on youtube.
>>555665124I have received a vision........the answer is........................................................................................................nyo
>>555666025Will it be region locked?
>>555667125Yes
I dunno about the cult stuff, I just want to cuddle.
I don't!Trainers and Uma must maintain a professional relationship.
just gonna ask if NYurara got any rebalance in JP? thanks
>>555676316try again later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQDO-uVCl40Mejiro Golf in Bright's amusement park I bet.
Finally...
I can't read japanese and I don't trust google lens, what are people talking about 65% gacha rate? Did they change something?
>>555683136What?
>>555684157https://x.com/re6fonJlRWaZgoG/status/2017074133998489857?s=20
Ok Gallop want to collab with Uma Teio but why does it has to be S2 Teio???>newly drawn illustration Imagine being the s2 character designer guy who suddenly got called up just for one illustration in 2026https://x.com/i/status/2017191641359266195
>>555683136>>555684421it's this. for some dumb reason this is only a thing on the support card banner
>>555683136Apparently, there's a 65% chance the daily roll can refresh and you can roll it again. Aka, it's a new jew measure.
>>555684551Why not?Everyone loved season 2, and it was literally her season.
>>555685426I thought the extra rolls are free...I tried i before and i don't get extra rolls (hit the 35%)
https://x.com/godogodora/status/2017099731324063824Would you wear?
>>555685687No, I’m not cool enough to be blessed with a tanuki on my clothes.
https://x.com/re6fonJlRWaZgoG/status/2017074133998489857Don't fall for cyjews trickery
>>555691948I’m too lazy to boot up DMM to buy anything but the pass anyway.
Ohimba.... ohimba...
You know, if you are trying to not get raped by ohimbas, maybe don't keep posting about them? Just some high wit thought
>>555697672Counterpoint:https://youtu.be/UNBVGrFs634
>>555685687id wear a top loaf
I'm bored
>>555707180NYOOOO DIALINGS WATCH OUT FOR THE GRATE
>>555707223any nip horss going
>>555707223I'll probably go, paris is very cheap to go via train so could be a fun trip with someone. Only really if a JP horse goes, would be fun to connect with keibafags that travel from japan to watch
take this amazing wonderful thing home?[ ] nyes[ ] nyes[ ] nyes
>>555526949New Taiki alt shifted everyone a tier down. Is 切れ者 really that good or is it just an overreaction?
is it standard to buy the double circle version of a skill on a parent training if you want to make sure it becomes an inheritable factor?
Straight up retard is helping the /vg/ team once again https://isthisliv.com/stream
>>555596407https://archiveofourown.org/works/78576986?view_adult=true
>>555724708Oh, and we also got awards for Most Exciting Team, Best Anthem and Match of the Tournament(for that 4-4 /wtg/ game) for our performance in VGL25.
>>555723091also just being better than the rest in every way
>>555723091it's not just 切れ者 but her unique that makes her tier 1 for this loh. it activates right before the no overtaking zone so there is less chance of getting blocked by nige mobs + other senkou umas. she is a must pull if you want to aim for top 96
>>555725395A shame we cap out that tournament on a win...
>>555725395Sugoi
>>555726993You mean a loss. Yeah, it's a shame since this was our best chance and with the cup moving to a new pes we probably won't be able to play as good as we did those past few leagues.
>>555729102Yeah meant to type "we couldn't cap out" oops
who are good umas to train as Taiki parents?
>>555730873This vixen speaks in tongues to seduce me. Rrrrrrr
>>555731603it's a real language spoken by hundreds of trillions of people
>>555730873God I love Clown
hello jpfrens, do scenarios become more fun after MANT? MANT sounds like hell apparently but no one's really talked about any of the scenarios after
idk, if being fucked by RNG shop isn't fun for you, then you would not like Grand Live or Grand Master. People mainly dislike MANT because how long it would took to clear a run, at least from what i understand. The shop RNG is just what pushed it to being frustating.
Happy Friday umaGODS
>>555740205grand live fucking sucks
Ohamile
>>555275015
>>555725395>Oda used goodsTOO FAR
>>555740205It's you hate RNG then you probably won't like most of the new scenarios outside of Le Arc and the later scenarios which you'll probably get in two years.Grand Live, Grand Master, and UAF(?) will sometimes force you to choose between good stats gain and getting the stuff you need for that scenario's gimmick. Grand Master is particularly bad about this since you can get fucked over by mandatory races.On the other hand, Le Arc is easy, fun, has minimum RNG, and, most importantly, short. Farmville is a bit eh since you're still chasing resources, but the friendship training giving you a bit of everything is already miles better than GL and GM. Mecha, Island, and Onsen has almost no RNG and it's also very braindead so you can build a relatively strong hors very easily as long as you have a good enough deck.
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxhxVa0bHZGJXEg77vcXT4MbI2U4S13bYdWhat does the JRA mean by this?
>>555749612>wasted like 7500 jimz trying to luckshit her and got nothing (not even dupes/spooks)>want to stay above spark for annidamn....
The hawkstonian, Jeremy Clarkson hors won a race, apparently he is a jumperhttps://x.com/JeremyClarkson/status/2017256220743082435?s=20
big money shop is gone
>>555758664Hawkstonian too, huh?
https://en.netkeiba.com/race/race_result.html?race_id=202610010306>58 million yen trifectaHoly shit
>>555758664Nice. I still need to watch the latest season of his show.
Sleepy hors went back to sleep...
Thoughts on booby Bue?
>>555769971We are having a dozen kids
>See Tarumae in-game>Furiously masturbates to Tarumae>See Tarumae's seiyuu>Vicariously masturbate to Tarumae
I will make Ham Tan with her.
Buu-chan...
>>555787647the ohimba that smells divine...
>>555790473>>555790473>>555790473
>>555790527Dumb jannies deleted the thread
>>555790527Damn it
>>555790527some subhuman janitor from the global thread mistaken the thread for theirs lol
