>Patch 7.4 https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/06944d892fd98cc00b2a28ff77edbafa4f7eef54>All Worlds Maintenance (Mon Jan. 26, 8:00 p.m. to Tue Jan. 27, 2:00 a.m. (PST))https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/f52ad4b69a074711fca0f7707f8ad2378232be1b>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• January 28, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: FREAKED and Bride of Re-Animator >>555245306 • February 1 | 10:00 PM EST | Marilith, Dynamis, Mist W27, P41 | RP workshop & networking meet >>555006195 Last Thread: >>555318984
My sunnie remains unrolled....
hmmmm
My hrofpagal otl
frying some chicken in a little waterthis shit bussin
ITS SO FUCKING CUTE I NEED IT
>>555327716She's cute does she like moonmen?
i accidentally liked one of those he/they malera tweetsits so over for me
>>555327763my femra is like this when she... cuts vegetables.
Did korra clear m11s last night?
Sunniesunnies
>>555327816No.
>>555327763
>>555327795>he/they malera tweetsQuick rundown...?
>>555327816If he had cleared you wouldn't be asking.
>>555327763>"I'm so fucked up..."
>>555327695+?
>>555327861OP as fuck
>>555327865GAM.....but flip da M.....
>>555327816what do you think?
my coil remains cruel
Post femezen feet
>>555327952GAM...
>>555327795*destroys your algorithm*
>>555327952MAG.
girlfailure for my maliddie
>>555327717WATER?
>>555327771Yeah I would /pet my tiny cousins
>>555327984ew yuck no not those ones>>555327974>>555328020bros come the fuck on....
Is this kyoppi?
>>555327984source?
whats the point of even designing a big map for the crafter things when its just going ot be standing next to the vendors and crafting surrounded by massive barren land.especially when they have to reuse dungeon maps for msq content and we have a tiny segment of the city for the alliance raid's story
Wait hold up Seraph was congested? lmfao
>>555328058I flipped it horizontally...
>>555328081how are you in the game right now
>>555328074https://bsky.app/profile/btanselanoican.bsky.social
>>555328081you know you run around to gather and fish and do red alerts right?
Can I vaguepost...
>>555328071Yes
>>555328116Anon, pic related.
>>555328045Good hrofpagal
>>555328152This is about me isn't it...
I don't know, can you vague post?
>>555328151>do red alertspeople still do those after the moon? those suck so much ass.
>>555328151Val doesn't play the game so no
>>555328035tryna stay healthy
I vaguepost all the time, just do it.
>>555328081it really felt very wasteful honestlyit's pretty scenery I guess? but other than that it's just a lot of nothingbut then again style of substance has been the game's motto for quite some time now
>>555328152about my male middie?yeah...
you vaguepost? no. WE vaguepost little gup.
>>555328176Then I noogie them a little cause it’s funny
My car is snowed in and I want to call out of work tomorrow but I'm a pussyGive me the strength to I should just quit it now in all honesty
I wish you'd talk to me more.Is this vague enough?
>>555328256*Sprays*
>>555328081read the patch notes
did you ever love me at allwas any of it real
You cannot even comprehend my vagueposts. We are nothing alike.
>no new hairstyle in 7.4 or 7.41But why
I still love you, you know, after all this time..
my femra? buying a hello kitty dreamcast. is that vague enough for you!?
I wish you gave me the chance to
>>555327640>Femroe opWhaow
>>555328354tranny behavior
As the moonlight shines on my bitter cold fingers,frozen tears of mine begin to flow anew.I look at the sky. That distant far off dream,it always has me in its view.
>>555328343we just got 3 new hairstyles though? are you retarded?
>>555328286AIEEEE
i miss you
>>555327952FTM malera? That's a new oneLet me guess, they're all gay for each other
do you think you're getting away?
>>555328382>mogslop
>>555328376correct
I always felt like your friends knew something I didn't.it was that I was the only one who still thought we were together
Youre too good for me. I wish id never met you so I could end it all guilt free
my femra says “YOU… SHALL DIE” before she SAM LBs you
>>555328378this femra's heart sparkles
I enjoyed our time together..
i know
>>555328439my lalabvll shall marry you
>>555328270Just tell them the roads near you are too icy to safely drive on. What are they gonna say? "Risk your life for a single day's pay"?
>>555328438and? you play the game right? you want them to keep making new hairstyles right? then fucking buy themthey're like ten bucks for an INFINITELY USEABLE COSMETIC jeez you whiny babies will cry about anythingeffy was right
My Femlala whispers "return to nothingness* when she headshots you with MCH LB
I'm stilling waiting for your message
>>555327952>GAE
>>555328480only if he is like metem
>>555328384Get your damn claws out
>>555328270Bro just tell them you aren't coming in it's not hard. Why are so many of you fuckers acting like literal slaves?
not looking forward to clearing out 400 slots of housing to move, ladsreally not looking forward to it.
My femlala goes "I'LL BURY YOU" when she presses her LB in CC...
it was you btw
you brushed it off as a meme but I kept telling you I love you to remind you that I hadn't given up on us
>>555328245it just feels like a poor choice for resource allocation. especially when you cant even walk around the gazebo area in trenno.>>555328151i mean yeah but you could have the same effect with 30% of the map size. especially when people abandoned the fate mini game to just afk craft.
my femezens concubine is going to have to have a pretty good hook to stay on my council hes my brother so maybe i will let him stay
I hope the queens of the thread have a great valentines day where they are appreciated for who they areYes that includes you gay sissy nigga
>>555328270Call in sick
That’s enough. No more vague posts until further notice
my femlala's tummy has been growing noticeably these past weeks....
>>555328576.. Yeah I guess. The only reason I'm conflicted is I like my boss a lot. But everything else about working there totally blows. Should just throw in my 2-week notice and go full work-from-home mode.
>>555327640>Meetups>January 28, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
i queue cc without you
>When you have both ReShade's REST plugin and a friend/family member who can help you, you can sit anywhere, however you like. Come on, give it a try!
>>555328486Unironically, most jobs would. Or you'd get a demerit on your performance review.
>>555328691time to find a new location for that LMFAO!!!!!!!
>>555328270I just got laid off from my job. Luckily it was before the storm because I really didn't want to work in this storm.
Chat I haven't done Cosmic Exploration at allIs it any fun?
>>555328712What
>>555328275Maybe you should talk to me more instead
>>555328691>>555328762? just because a world is congested for new character it doesn't mean you can't visit it. The entirity of Aether and Crystal were "congested" yet you could go to either, some limitations yes, but only to popular servers
my male midlander maliddie goes "PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT" when he monk LBs in CC...
>>555328197yeah? you get a ton of gacha spins from them>>555328208trvke>>555328616you should go play fellowship if you want a lobby and queue type game without fun bits and pieces of the world
>>555328350i really do miss you
>>555328778It's a slog. There's a reason literally everyone bots it.
>>555328270i mean your safety is more important than a job.
ITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UP
>>555328778its basically crafting, collectibles and big fishing without having to get materials or wait (too long) for time windows
>>555328486Yes? Have you not had a job before?
>>555328862my femezen is like this
was thinking about her again today lads
>>555328862I'm down
>>555328152
>>555328681What kind of socks do you wear to code?
I should have removed you
>>555328641Thanks bro but aren't you like 2 and a big weeks early?
>>555328961Need feet.
>>555328641>Yes that includes you gay sissy nigga OMG ME???????
>>555328862>its realoh shi-
>>555328823yeah but after a week the gacha is useless junk.
i definitely think you're super cool, yep, the absolute coolest.
Did any aether or crystal servers open up this time around?
>>555329043yes to both, but they also closed all of primal for some reason
I wish you'd just accept my answer instead of trying to twist it into what you want.
>>555328789You can toggle some in-game shaders with the addon ShaderToggler, but most of the heavy work in those photos are photoshopYou can hide your skin so it only shows clothes and weapons, you can hide mounts so it only shows your character sitting and floating
>multiple aether servers now openYES
>>555329076can you post the list so I know which ones opened please
>>555329076yea, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>multiple femra holes now openYES
>>555329043>>555327149
>>555329151is it me?
>>555328979im workshopping my shitpost a little bit beforehand this is the first trial run
Glyb
>>555329138https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/55c9fb0c500dd1f2c799e581b066785a53761085
>>555329094Here is an article that kind of shows how to do it but it is in Chinesehttps://weibo.com/ttarticle/p/show?id=2309405105101772554243
>>555329151sorry I'm owned now. mine is still closed.
>>555328862OMFG ITS ACTUALLY UP!!https://files.catbox.moe/nu4yi7.JPG
>Balmung and Mate-us still lockedI sleep
yuckthat thing looks nasty
>>555329293i agree, uncircumcised is so much better
>>555329184Can you dress like Ness from Earthbound and do that pose?
>>555329275>piss and shit still smellyin other news fire is hot
>>555328586Oh this elf is cute!!!!!!!!
>>555329258you might have a tumor
>>555329275why would u want to transfer to those servers
AAAAAAAA WHEN IS PRIMAL NOT GOING TO BE CONGESTED IVE BEEN FUCKING TRYING FOR MONTHS EVERYONE HANGS OUT THERE LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
>the guy who usually datamines new stuff before servers are even up hasn't been active in half a yearAre we actually dying?
>>555329414meanwhilein a perfect world
>>555329420It's already been datamined and posted
>>555329153>>555329195>Sarg is openIs Alter still playing? Can I make an alt and join?
>>555329006achievements and all gold for all the red alerts too because they lock them behind progression and red alerts increase progression a ton
does this nigger ever stop posting
my husband is a fish
>>555329517Yes and no idea
>>555329517Yes and yes.
>>555328071that lodestone image is over a year old from back when I was progging fru on rdm... idk why someone has that saved but it looks like they've been replying with it the past few months for some reason
>>555329517FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL
>>555329517make sure you create a female character
the one anon who asked for minions sorry theres no other one.
woa this roulette mp4 is so fastur essentially like dio from jojo if you can stop at any frame at anytime you'd like....
Should I message her again...
Point me to the datamines
>>555329639do it pussy
>>555329619Wife acquired last thread. That's all I care about.
creating a character on sarg asap to fill up aether even faster
>>555329517This but unironical
>>555329575lalaschizos are somethin else man wtf
>>555329470Where have the relic models and animations been posted?
>>555329619>the characters right before and after me got posted multiple times while I got zero rolls
The next relic step has you talking to geralt six or seven times.
>>555329558>>555329556>>555329593>>555329594>>555329676Okay i'll make an alt later who do I message to join alter?
>>555329760who else would we be talking to?
What ilevel are the new relic weapons now?
>>555328957Big green wool ones.Preferably naked since it's comfier.https://files.catbox.moe/31w3s0.jpg
>>555329760>Talk to Wuk >"booo we hate this!">Talk to Geralt>"Yes my liege."
>>555329786I think most members have invite privileges?
>>555329835halmarut coded...
>>555329831785
SIX SEVEN
>>555329690I don't even get why, what's the point in skinwalking me with an outdated lodestone image, it's harmless but it's just weird
>>555329094I thought it was talking about using reshade to sit anywhere
no customizable relic stats sadly
>>555329831775
>>555329619>Didn't even include everyoneI knew this baker was a fraud
My lalaboy will be having salted caramel banana stuffed french toast for breakfast and a sugar cookie breve in a couple of hours
>>555329760Oh sorry, did you want to talk to Rowena instead?
>>555329760six seven :DDDDD
>>555329517JOIN ALTER https://files.catbox.moe/u2to39.mp4
>homeworld still congested
>>555329786Can't believe Mizkif got to fuck her in the butt
>>555328081>>555328171How are you posting form the past
>>555329950god please no oh god no
>>555329915lollmao
>>555329901I wish this lala would let me sit them on my lap again
>>555329901post your soles please
>>555329981I felt the same relief aswell
>>555330003what's stopping you...>>555330032don't be weird
How many free fantasias are available right now? It's two correct? One quest and one from a moogle in Grid?
>>555329786Just go to the FC house and you'll get invited eventually.
>adamantoise openWell now...
https://litter.catbox.moe/hviw6idqas9mysei.jpg
>>555330073>what's stopping you...I'll take that as it's fine to do so then!
>>555330124Does the ring make it shoot further or what?
>>555329915So comparing them a bitDoomtrain EX MNK Weapon:>+778 Strength>+861 Vitality>+429 Critical Hit>+300 Direct Hit Rate7.41 MNK Relic:>+778 Strength>+861 Vitality>+429 Critical Hit>+429 Direct Hit RateSo a few more substats.
>>555330124much better than the last one posted, thank you
>>555328027dylfiddies......
is it too much to ask to have like one or two biofem catboxes every once in a while
Gib relics, I need to see who won
>>555330080the moogle should be gone now but there's one at Lv50 after ultima weapon and a newer one in uldah by the marketplace. so still two of them.
>>555330167which is basically pointless since we're all getting our tome weapon this week
>>555328027laz....
>>555330215i don't want women debasing themselves
>>555330231It is yeah.
What is a good unisex name? I want to play male and female character
>>555330273Lazward Solis
>>555330273Alex
>>555330273Zlargo Glargo
>>555330080The moogle from grid one is gone. Lost your chance
>>555329786Only the FC lead can inv so you gotta ask for Pyha
are plogons up yet
I forgot to do m12n one week and now I'm going to be late in getting my tome weapon. It's over...
>>555330124do it flop?
>>555330273Jean
A better game would make your relic more challenging to get (not more tedious, there is a difference) and have it be your BIS so you actually feel like you accomplished something.
>>555330273rowan
so is this relic step weapon the bis weapon for FRU?
>>555330229>>555330332Oh, oh well, as long as there's one extra from the Uldah quest I'm happy.
>>555330273CecilTaylorAlexRobin
>>555329915>>555330167Can they be melded? if so how many slots?
>>555330345I haven't unlocked the normal raids at all yet lol
what if I try to join altar on main
>>555330273wookie feet
Sing your indignation, shout and accuse I will win, you will lose
>>555330273knew a set of sisters named evan, ryan, and noah in high schooldidn't know the names could be gender neutral but they definitely set the bar
>>555330215Biofems can make an OnlyFans and get people to pay for their catboxes.
>>555330273Saber
>>555330379it will be bis, just not now
>>555330437banned
>>555330215>biofem catboxesSorry, mate, best I can do femboy or a fat guy's cock
>>555330416No, the m4s or FRU weapon is still BIS because of the way downsyncing works.
>>555330437we send Obi to trans you
>>555330073You gave a footjob to a doghttps://files.catbox.moe/jk2nkb.jpg
>>555330443I misheard this as "Sing your indignation, say Pikachu"
>>555330437Serious answer? No one really cares anymore. Like Zoe has their main and alt in the FC.
>>555330492Not true for some jobs, I know VPR's 760 relic was the FRU BiS, also a few others, not all of them mind you, but a few capped in substats.
>>555330215whenever we have a biofem post nudes it enrages the gays and trannies UNIRONICALLY and the thread derails see: that chubby one who posted most recently, miki even though it’s a fringe case, and so on
Aether is going to be open for a full patch, right?They're not going to change things before the next patch, right?
>>555330124Who is this I want to be friends>>555330198Hey at least my tummy is good
>>555330429two slots
>>555330576you've got like 2 months til 7.45 before they change things again
>>555330576they might change it in 7.42 so you have some time.
>>555330509It wasn't a footjob. It was just the camera angle.
sisters, just wait for gilgamesh to openyour future wife is waiting there
>more aether sprouts to flood roulettesYay...
>>555330612not a poster just a bored tourist twink, nice tum
>>555330697You don't need to play the game for us to be homies.
Which is the best Aether world that is opening?Is Sargatanas the best or Adamantoise?Or Midgardsormr?
>aether natives can't even world hop during prime time>yoshi in his infinite wisdom opens up servers for transfersc'mon bruh
>>555330665>your future wifei hope it's not me
>>555330665Yea, haha.....
>>555330612https://x.com/SoBigHat
>>555330612oh sorry, didn't mean yours, i meant the shitty pube hair one from earlier in the thread
What race should my alt bePure of heart kind hearted knight coded maleroeDaimyo coded Face 4 Maleraen?
>>555330576I honestly expect them to turn back on this so if this patch has any bug that they will do a maint for, I expect them to go back on their decision
Anyone want to listen to some HP lovecraft songs while waiting for the maint to be over?https://www.cytu#be/r/BalmungMoviee (place a . in place of #)
>>555330782I need Gilgamesh to open up NOW!!!!!!!!
>>555330786Booo way to ruin the fun.>>555330790Oh thanks.
>>555330782Sorry, I'm transferring to Cactuar if it ever opens.(how are you still awake)
https://poal.me/dt0sww
>twinks showing off dicks instead of assesKnow your /xivg/ audience.
>>555330805maleraen
https://poal.me/cuw4dk
my moonie+ woke up
>>555330786Alright, I'm blocking that>>555330832
>>555330509my feet aren't doing anything in that image
This guy is literally just male Miki huh
>>555330834It's barely past midnight, but I am getting tired I guess.>>555330820Yoshi-P says no....
>>555330896FUCK Yoshi-P...>>555330834Cameron Ingerland EB... a hard choice...
>>555330617how much damage am i losing using the relic over the tome?
>>555330509really wish i did not click this
>>555330810ONE PEOPLE, LETS GO
You can only join Alter if you agree to these commitments:-You must have already or be willing to complete Eureka through the completion of the Baldesion Arsenal-You have to not be annoying-No more cat characters, we're full
>>555330929Cam's Sunnie is really pretty, someone has to do it.
https://poal.me/s0r3rkhttps://poal.me/s0r3rkhttps://poal.me/s0r3rk
>>555328275>>555328350Stop posting stuff like this, I'll think it's me
>>555330509>>555330889Arguing over which specific part of the dog-fucking you were involved in is certainly a choice.
>>555330984Dont forget-Be fine with saying Nigger
Not a day has gone by without me missing you... I'm so sorry.
alter is a bad place, do not join
>>555330984Can I join Alter if I'm a Main though?
>>555331030Penis + fiddie
>>555331050well it's clearly a point to argue because all I'm doing is giving him a kiss?
>>555331094yeah probably, most of the alts are now the mains at this point
>>555330984>-No more cat characters, we're fullmy hrothgal will stay on her server then
>>555331050Only one is handling the main event.
>>555331030>f+
>>555331051I can't join I am anti racism
Alter is compromised and they haven't kicked out the other scopert. knower
Where the hell are the datamined relics? I need something to tide me over
I will make this alt a reality on Sargatanas.
>>555331202they all got posted in the last thread
>>555331202in the last thread lil gup
You can only join Alter if you agree to these commitments:-You must have already or be willing to complete Eureka through the completion of the Baldesion Arsenal-You have to be annoying-Only miqotes that are willing to put out
>>555330984>fine>well.....>it's over
>>555331206That's just Gabriel Castemont with a beard
did they really lock down the primal worlds for no reasonare... are we getting deleted next expac....
M11S clear today yuh
>>555331206>Judas and Gabe lost child
>>555331206judas clone
https://poal.me/kcgbunhttps://poal.me/kcgbunhttps://poal.me/kcgbun
>>555331105>>555331130>yes, I was naked on top of the dog, while sexual acts were being performed, but it's not like I was taking part, I was just kissing him honest!
>>555331280no you can join let me hit
>>555331289RECLEARS FIRST SIS
>>555331206Gabe clone.
>>555331030grim
>>555331206looks like a Gabe clone
im convinced none of you niggas know what gabe looks like
>play on adamantoise from arr to the end of shb>eventually get bored of how dead it is and decide to transfer to crystal>get my favourite house plot on balmung somehow>dc travel comes out shortly after and now crystal is the dead dc and aether is the live one>cant leave because i know i will never be able to get this house again and my one singular friend lives here as well and i cant abandon himshit aint fair man just give me cross dc pf already
15 minutes to early uptimehttps://jp.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/f3112fe1dd2176af1f6c0622d0562196b3bff494
>relics in the last thread>look in last thread>not even all jobs got postedok
>>555331376my femra voted orange...
>Thread shits on Alter constantly then rushes to join the second it opens upIt really was just fox and grapes all along eh?
>>555330124I thought people that used a ring only on their shaft instead of shaft plus balls were mere fiction
SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT GABE AND JUDASIT'S YOUR FAULT FOR POPULARIZING FAGGY SHIT (and Laz) WITH MIERA
>>555331415hmmdo I do my reclears when servers come upor do I try to not worry about it until tomorrow
>>555331446my femra did as well. good taste, sis
>>555330715oh no i play, i just spare myself the anguish of these generals most of the time is all>>555330849ass is subpar dick is ok enough to post that's all>>555330358yes https://litter.catbox.moe/e251jhkc0c4lb7c3.jpg
>>555331496well then lets play together bro
>>555331486The first one.
>>555331364Those are chump change fr fr. M11S is the barrier. I hope they fix orbital omen, it's clunky as hell and is never consistent with registering if someone has dodged it.
>Love in-game Miera>Feel nothing toward IRL twinkGod love a funny joke
>>555331446>>555331489bottoming right...
>>555331450Early days Alter was a drama filled shithole. They've since purged the sickness for the most part so it's not as bad as it once was. There are definitely still some bad apples but you can just blacklist them in game and thread.
>Love in-game Rava>Feel nothing toward IRL menGod love a funny joke
>this thread is soooooo gay you're all so homosexual faggots!meanwhile, in reality
>>555331558the male bottoming, yeah
>>555331576Go toward India
>>555331303>50% SargReally? Does no one play on Ada or Mid?
>>555331540SKILL FUCKING ISSUE NIGGA
>>555331551I feel the same exact way. Maybe it's because they aren't going around flaunting their dicks, even in NSFW stuff. It's always about the feminine features.
i ama gay lalaboy
>Love in-game Femra>Feel nothing toward IRL trannyGod love a funny joke
>>555331640Go toward India
>>555331608It's just Sarg has the only real xivg presence
>>555331617I just be in my own lane type shi fr
>>555331540>I hope they fix orbital omen, it's clunky as hell and is never consistent with registering if someone has dodged it.bro you just move out of the damn way lmao sheeeesh its not that hard
>>555331583f+/f+ is a duplicate option
>>555331540>it's clunky as hell and is never consistent with registering if someone has dodged it.
>>555331229>>555331234I only saw like 7 or so. Where's the rest!?
>>555331640You just haven't seen the 0.001% passable ones.
>>555331030doing my part
>>555331583Literally every other option but m/f is gay.
>>555331583i woudn't mind being a seme to some faggy uke
>>555331540they're gonna hate you for it but you're TRUKING, the epitome of snapshot garbage in this game
gn guy
>Love in-game Moonies>Feel nothing toward IRL moonies>God love a funny joke
Post the DNC relic
>>555331030DOING MY PART YES SIR
>>555331540bwo i can do it fine with high ping
>>555331724nigga speak english
my catboy might go back and clear old ultimates like ucob or uwu
>>555331563Yes but now the floodgates are open and with scope dead there is no way to know who is even joining.
>>555331540>>555331749Just move on the "U" of the Fire and Fury castbar, the castbar is for his front/back cleaves, not the beams from the portals
>>555331724What?
>>555331789Not knowing who the person behind the character is, was the entire point of Alter's existence. Unless they start drama mongering there is literally zero issue.
>>555331776I'm sorry i'm trying to attract some females to here
>>555331316yes
>>555331782>uwuYeah you would
>>555330273kaoru
>>555331878by... being a homosexual...?......
>>555331878I'M FUJOING OUT
>>555331450I've been on Sargatanas ever since 2017 but never yet joined Alter.
>>555331885not buying it
>>555331906There is nothing better than a catboy going uwu at you, it makes me feel alive and also suicidal
>>555331885/smooooooooooooooooooooooch
Where is the relic leak ?
>>555331868>>555331789Butting in, was, once Alter caught up with current content at the time (EW 6.55) it was discussed what to do moving forward. And now it's just another FC, as long you are not a schizo/want a discord made, you are fine.
>>555331673>>555331682>>555331774I just mean it's dumb I have to move before castbar finishes instead of 'cleanly' if that makes sense
>>555331972it don't make sense, twinu just gatta move outta tha way
My malera was cracking deaf shyt and she slid him a piece of paper that said "you tearing this puhh up". Made his week
>>555331789>and with scope deadWho's gonna tell him
Been a whole year since Balmung was open. This is so fucking ass. I honestly can't think of why they keep it closed?Someone needs to commit certain aggressive acts to square enix. This has gone on far too long.
>>555331885Please fuck my doggy
I can't wait to join alter in one hour!
>>555330984I have a real question as someone interested. I browse here but don't play yet. I am going to be on the free trial when the steam machine comes out which means I don't think I can join fc's, at least to my knowledge, but I am very interested in doing eureka. My goal is to get a relic weapon before upgrading to the full version of the game. Is there any way I can be involved in this?
>>555331030
>>555331968Is Alter chill? I've never been in a FC in this game. I just did solo FC so I don't even know if I want to join, but if it's chill people who do content then maybe.
>>555332042you had months to transfer
>>555331972the first hit snapshots on the castbar retard. learn how the fucking game works
>>555332042Brother read what you just wrote and re-evaluate your fucking life choices
>>555331968>as long you are not a schizoWhat if I'm not actually a schizo but someone else in the thread insists that I am?
>>555331030heh
>>555332058nobody tell him
>>555331916It's less gay to talk to a woman pretending to be a male, than a male pretending to be a woman...
Green Play button, go go go.
its up fr fr
>>555332113We will both one day find our tranny wives
>alter spamming againwow i sure dont care!
ITS UP
how is midgard now? i haven't actively played there since pre EW. Thinking about making an alt
>>555331750gn val
>>555332063You can generally just hang around the FC house and ask people to join you for help. You'll just lack the FC chat functions and also no cwls Access so you can only ask people in /say
>>555332083>you had months to transferNo I fucking didn't. I wasn't even playing when the servers were open. A whole fucking year is a bit retarded and they have NO reason to keep it closed for this long.>>555332098Oh I read it and I stand by it. I wouldn't do it but hope they get bombed.
>>555332226You should kill yourself.
>>555332192Holy moly
When are they giving us the option to delete the lunchbox from MCH and the card sleeve from AST? You can have an invisible shield on PLD so don't tell me it has anything to do with aesthetics or class identity.
my femezen voted correctly...
>>555332042it was open for so long the last time it was up. you literally had months to transfer. but also, as someone who has been there since 2016, you really do not want to come here now. the market is awful. no one can visit you so having a house is almost pointless. ul'dah has gone to hell since EW and only gets worse as time goes on. one day xivg will finally move on. one day.
I'm going to make an alter but can a nigga get 100k please
Fuck it dudes, I’m just gunna come out and say itBeast Tribes don’t show up in the Aetherial Sea.
Remember Jalter?
every server is a balmung waiting room
>it's upnoooo I wanna stay in beeeed
Remember Dre?
>>555332267yeah thats my femra
the best goons don't happen on balmungfactnuke
Plogon?
>>555332249>you literally had months to transferRead>>555332226>>555332234Retard. I'll say it again, they have no reason to keep it closed this long and deserve the hate they get for doing so.
ITS UPCan someone help me with roulettes!!11!!1
>>555328448Your femra is shao khan isnt she
Where plogonWhere plogonWhere plogonWhere plogon
>>555332080Just don't be an annoying faggot and you're fine. Please God don't be an annoying faggot.
>>555332337Retard. I'll say it again, you should kill yourself.
>have to craft shit for the relic its so fuarkin over for me
>>555332307album?
>>555332180True and real, brother
>>555332087What does that mean doe>>555332018True...
>>555332334Just injected and haven't crashed yet.
>>555332307lol..
>>555332395it means you're a retard complaining about shit you don't understand
>>555332371I'm not asking about me. I'm asking about you/the FC.
>>555332240BUT BUT mch’s lunchbox is what powers all of their arsenal and the sleeve is where astros keep their cards. Do you expect astros to keep them inside of their pockets?
>>555332248Does she stick to malezens, or is she a race mixing DEGENERATE?
>>555332382what...>>555332414she is though
>>555332354can't help if you don't accept the invite!
>>555332240you'd think a simple off-hand toggle that would also apply to shields negating the need to glamour them invisible would be easy to implement but alas.
>>555332373>no actual response just 'kill yourself'I accept your defeat
would now be a good time to jump back to my home DC and grab gil and re transfer back to aether
>>555332080It's pretty chill and does a variety of content (though the FC is in Savage mode currently)
>>555332296Your Steam deck?
>>555332408How? I am opening Dalamud.Injector.exe it opens command prompt for a second and then closes it
>>555332440The same way I expect paladins to block with a nonexistent shield yes.
NO THIS ISNT FAIR JUST LET ME GO IN AND GRIND FIRST I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR THE CRAFTER SISSIES TO PUT THIS SHIT ON THE MB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>555332449are you not the jalter femra goonbeast
>>555332497I'm "middle class"
Did the DDoS stop?
>>555332449>she is thoughpffft...
>>555332509God dammit, they did this shit again?
>>555332042i agreeim about to schizo the fuck out on square if they kep this shit going, they will regret it
>>555332463checked on altnope, lmaoWE LIKE THISWE LOVEEEE THISSSSSSS
how do you inject i need my plogons
>>555332514that was a thing? i was saying like my femra is jalter>>555332556stop laughing...
>>555332354I would but I already done my daily
>>555332447im afraid... she is a degenerate
plugins are working, I won't have to pretend I have a tummy ache and skip raid
>have to craft againKEEEEEEEEEEEK HE DIDN'T LEVEL HIS JOBS HE DOESN'T PLAY THE GAME
>>555331120metkayina na'vi for my femra
i dont have enough scrips or gear to craft the relic mats bros.........................
my femra's injecting...
>3 worlds converted to standard on aether>DC travel still locked>hmm? new characters? YUP just go on in!I do not get it
gn
>>555332529Your computer put next to your bed so you can play while staying in bed?
>>555332692Gn wife, love you
>>555332625We can’t all be perfect, as long as it’s not Miera, Hydaelyn forgives you
ummmmm can u craftoids wake up already and put this shit up for me???
>>555332691balmung was like this too last year. easier to make a new character than to visit. it's SO silly.
>>555332691works on my machine
Why are my plogons not injecting?
>>555332625Lalabvlls win again.
>>555332692plap?
am i schizophrenic or does the game run smoother wtfis this what its like playing without plogons....
>>555332774i am past the point of hydaelyn's forgiveness
Le Sarg is... Le open???In 2026???
Can I get an invite to alter I made my alt
>>555332781and buy it with what, brok->filenameoh, uh *looks away*
>>555332787oh maybe it just didnt update yet for me
>>555330215https://litter.catbox.moe/mcssof.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ci97gz.jpg
Okay guys I’m going to count to five and you BETTER respond to me before I do OR ELSEone………two………thre- come on guys I’m seriousthree…….four………four and a half…….five:(
>>555332932Report to my femra and craft her relic parts please
>>555330468Guys can too, difference is we do it for fun anyway.
>>555332781I have 8, what should I list for?
injecting dalamud doesnt work for meITS SO OVER
everyones waiting for someone else to craft it (myself included)
>>555332226>I wasn't even playing when the servers were open.why do you want to be there then?? tell me what you gain from being on Balmung when you can just travel there and perma afk daily anyway
>>555332958Okay I don’t know how to do that but I can come and say morally uplifting things about you and cheer you on whenever you have to do stressful things like make a pearl-link call or try big fishing
>>555332901post gock
>>555332501Run as admin?
>>555333053Thanks
wait i forgot how to craft without the simpletweaks showing how much i fill the bar with actions HELP
can'tinjectplogon
>>555333061tried nothing, does it has to be with the game closed?
>>555333109issue OF SKILL
>>555332901you have a penis
>>555332878thanks kitten>>5553330091gil :)
Once again they softlocked the relic behind crafting
>>555332638you mean Olangi right
>>555333109doesn't seem like the tweak was all that simple now does it
if you can't inject you may have to update .net framework as it was also required last patch.
i have arrived safely in balmung
where's dalamud in the files again
>>55533290141%
>>555333151If you are on Primal I'll give them to you for free.
>>555333148>>555333181once again I learn my lesson with shortcuts...
>>555333153>new battle content: relics>look inside>craftingwe literally just got a giant fucking planet for these "people" to go bot in why the FUCK do they keep adding crafter shit goldsinks
I CANT CRAFT WITHOUT ARTISANREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555333109Doesn't the vanilla game literally tell you how many points you get per action
My WoL is too scared to swing that bat, from now on he’s climbing the mountain, and turning to a life of MNKhood and solitude, outside the grace of civilization, brooding in his silence
>>555332837Le anus is... Le open???
>>555333246aether and im too scared to leave...................................
>>555333181Starlight Celebration is long over.
may I please get an invite to alter
Is a boy cock a bock?
>>555332901nice balls nigga
>>555333254You WILL give me your gil crafterlet, I have more retainers to gil cap.
>>555333342everyday is starlight (in my heart)
>>555333347You gotta wait till the Lead is online
good news everyone! my femra can make the new relic parts successfulyhow much gil do i extort from the non crafters...
>>555333353how do I get plogons?
>>555333258better get learning RIGHT nowcrafter gang WE ARE BACK
>Release OC>Do nothing with it Who the fuck comes up with these?
>>555333354IT'S JUST A COCK YOU STUPID RETARD
>mats are going for 1mil and selling instantlyits so fuarkin nyover
>>555333353HOW
>>555333475Cock is gender neutral
>>555333412>>555333493What mats?
>>555333465well two things1. everyone bitched about OC so maybe they are trying to make people not have to do it2. the second step will be OC in some way
>>555333047>tell me what you gain from being on BalmungI can finally marry my EBI can share an estate with said EBI can join EB's FC
>>555333530you need 3 crafted mats for the new oc relic quests
>>555333515Cock is male.
We should return to being Hydaelyn fearing, 12 worshipping, red blooded, steak loving heterosexuals
My eb said Gabe is a better fuck then I ever will be...
>>555333515die
good morning everyone, God has graced me with another day and I am about to make it the problem of every pyros nm
>>555333432>>555333509>actual retards dont know how to inject
>>555333575are the materials easy to gather?
>>555332364No plogon necessary, we goin' on it
Kill me
>>555333628I know how to inject, it just doesn't work.
>>555333572don't worry im sure they'll open balmung for transfers in 8.0 when it gets moved to Dynamis
Oh man this makes me realize just how good noclippy is. Game feels so delayed and unplayable without it.
>>555332509And the crafters already emptied the MB of all the mats for these over here, so it's gathering time again too.
>>555333640i dont have the recipe for them so i have no clue
>>555333595My EB once said,”hey retard don’t stand in that”
>>555333657>he doesn't know how>says he does
>>555333628I don't know that is why i'm asking...
Crafter freemasons run this shit.
https://poal.me/v98bvnhttps://poal.me/v98bvnhttps://poal.me/v98bvn
>>555333693I'm going to lose her but... it feels so good to know she's getting pleasure she can never get from me now ever...
>>555333747weird larp
>>555333712The way that usually works isn't doing anything.Are you gonna tell me the super secret way that's different than the normal way?
>>555333572Why don't you both move somewhere open?Doesn't your EB love you enough?
>>555333167no i need a water husband with a big fat paddle tail
How do I get the spider mech
>have to do reclears without noclippysiiiiiiiigh.......
There a genocide in Gaza and Youre asking if I cleared ok lol
>>555333465>Release Bozja>Relic has to be done in Bozja>Casuals whine about having to play the game>Entire separate questline outside of Bozja addedyou can see how we got here
>>555333648>doing m9-m11Why?
>>555333778She says his thick cock stretched her out like no one else...
>dancer partners me>the one time i have ever fallen off the map during weekly sword raidthis time im really gonna do it
>Outfits your grandpa/grandma would wear for Valentines
>wake up>they actually uncongested aether worlds>...but not mine
>>555333802Balmung is 'the' server to be on though. And he has a large on there. It's the most social server, the most desired, most populated. There's no reason we'd want to go anywhere else.
>>555333185which version? i have it updated but it's still not recognizing it
>>555333849little gup can't do orbital even with NA ping.
>>555333747thanks gabe very cool
>>555333924.NET 6.0 Desktop Runtime (v6.0.36)
>>555333910>Balmung is 'the' server to be onTRVTH NVKE
>>555333870catch up gears for my other jobs, also glam
>61 people can do it>you can'tLMAO
>>555333897That's actually so kino EB to be old with please...
i really wish they made the crafted stuff the second step so i could actually go play the game instead of camping the mb
Get thishttps://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/download/dotnet/thank-you/runtime-10.0.1-windows-x64-installer?cid=getdotnetcoreYou can now inject.
It all just works.
>>555333814ok here u go
>>555334069Craft it yourself it takes 5 minutes.
>>555333897Oh shit Yoshida with that new Golf le Fleur? Alright jii-san, I see you.
>>555334054Sexing that zen as punishment
>>555332192need a maleroe like this for my lalaboy
Which way
I turn 30 years old tomorrow
>>555334132i dont have any crafter gear
>>555329870six seven>>555333681I was born in the darkMolded by it
>>555334170malera
>>555334035yeah i already have that installed, weird
>>555334206ask a friend to craft it for you
>>555334170ewcan u pick something not ugly
>>555334170maleroe that malera looks kinda sickly
>>555334170MALEROE
>>555333185>>555334035>>555334080Thanks bro, that worked.
>>555334206You've had months to make it.
>>555333897Shut up, I love the Mr. Rogers sweaters.
>>555334251i only have one friend and hes asleep>>555334301i dont like crafting in this game so i had no reason to make it
>>555334170old roe. I can't kiss an old 'ra as well and I can't hold their cheeks without the horns getting in the way.though, the old manra is pretty handsome in their own right.
ya that's fuckin cool
>>555334080This one worked. Thanks brother.
If I join Alter will they carry me through all the content? I want rewards but don't feel like doing the work.
hey if you're in that prae run i injected in cutscene and game exploded. brb...
>>555334170>>555334351>>555334276>>555334261>Settle on Maleroe>Suddenly remembers that Picrel existsBros...I think I need to bring my highlander back...
>>555334421can u show me the pld one sis
Doing Savage progresses relic btw
>>555334105*smooch*
>>555334486Looks like every other highlander
>>555334579is this after the crafting step?
>>555334129thats perfect but he would be blue...
>>555334617yes
>Hate this garne's general community>Hate this general's overall cornmunity>Hate PF cornmunity>Hate DF cornmunity>Hate the hunting cornmunity>Love this gamehttps://youtu.be/BrXo3K-2t00
Can you craft the relic shit in 750 gear? Do you need to pentameld?
>>555334662Halmarut is my wife
>>555334579Same as HW.
>>555334616He's my most prized and loved character, being literally my first proper main...Never got to experience MSQ proper with him so I guess the time is now
My femra is like this.
>>555334471Didn't even know you could inject anywhere but the title screen. TIL, but also TIL to not do that.
>>555334686seems easy tbqh
My Maleroe feel a bit strange
>>555334486hm, i've got a young highlander myself, but I do really like that face a lot more now that I've made a gpose where I used one as a character's dad.
>>555334308Oujosama...
>>555334719my femra is also like surtr but she can't believe that thing is official, what the hell were they thinking man
Meowdy
>>555334858why do you look like a boy from this angle?
>>555334170malera with these colors but face 1 for my raen...
>>555334351just snap those horns offyou can just take them home
>>555334858hi m
>>555334892Sis....that is a boy. He has a cock and balls and his ass stinks of grease...
Where are those aetherocatalysts, crafters?
>>555334925Shrekra...
>>555334960 Why does he have female cat features? Its cute
>>555330124Post it again I missed ti
>>555334964ye
>>555334760What are the correct melds? I never melded my shit
>>555335041https://guides.ffxivteamcraft.com/guide/crafting-melding-guide
>>555334760I sense a total broe behind that macro window. Good morning, AM
>>555335009You've fallen for the classic "make a female character and then call it male!" scamIf not for the homofaggotry of the creator, that would be a completely normal female conventionally fuckable cat
I wanted to transfer to sargatanas but my name is already taken there by a level 1 alt......
>>555335129free name change hell yeah
>>555335124>conventionally fuckable catspeak for yourself, he is more fuckable now
>>555335080
heartbreaking, another cute moonie has decided on using the name 'luna'
>>555335129sry bro i'll delete it
My fe-zzzZZZzzzz.....
>>555335186;-;
>>555335187Me moonie is Looner
>>555335169I prefer to fuck things that will become pregnant after I fuck themI also prefer to fuck things that don't also have a... what do your kind call them? "Woobers?"You can see my dilemma, here.
>>555334760Mornin Broesker
There's just something about fiddies...
>>555335226
>>555335201*puts a blanket over you*Sleep well
>>555335282>I prefer to fuck things that will become pregnant after I fuck themGay
>>555335305Eh, close enough. Good morning, Tikassi
>>555335348Don't make me mpreg you
>>555334836The devs were thinking "how do we appeal to our actual fanbase?"
guys...
The blob better be a hot succubus.
>>555335385good luck
What are the new crafted bits called?
runtime? installedinjector? not injectingdo i need to be off beta version or smth
FUCK SQUARE ENIX>FUCK SQUARE ENIXFUCK SQUARE ENIX>FUCK SQUARE ENIXFUCK SQUARE ENIX>FUCK SQUARE ENIXFUCK SQUARE ENIX>FUCK SQUARE ENIXFUCK SQUARE ENIX>FUCK SQUARE ENIX
>>555335458
nini oomfs
>>555335282try harder
>>555335502Thanks lad time to make some gil
Goo- *yawn*Mornin'.
>tfw im on dyna>tfw my gil income from this new item will be around 0>tfwmaybe its time i transfer to aether
>>555334471okay i'm going to inject properly this time and not mid game.....
good night guy
>>555335078Thanks bro. Uhhh... what's the food now?
>>555335626lookin a lil ZESTY but gn
>>555335632read the guide jigaboo
>>555335626wtf don't go to bed at the same time as megn
>>555335626What the fuck is thisIs it a girl boyOr a boy girl
>>555335626Shoro gonna be sex pesting you in 5....
>>555335626Val please let me pound your catboy into dust
how do I inject?
What ilvl are the relic weapons
>>555335626My penis is confused and my stomach is hungr- oh it's just Val, nevermind
>>555335736im sure the femras in this gen will help you out
>>555335747775
>>555335665Is it still Pebre or not?
>>555335780then I shant be fucked
grim
>>555335897waiting for noclippy unchained
>>555335626Good night guy, sweet dreams megafag
>game will be ultradead for a couple daysTime to visual novel with HW hildi and msq haha
i will be undercutting the new items on balmung for the next hour i suppose, gaming time
>Do a couple quick crafts>Make an easy 20m
>>555336016So what? I will never give up, I will never lose hope and I will keep going no matter what
>>555335736while on the menu screen navigate to \AppData\Roaming\XIVLauncher\addon\Hooks\14.0.1.0 then execute Dalamud.Injector.exe
>>555335446>Maleroeliterally the second easiest thing ever to mpreg, right behind seahorses
>>555336016
gomo team
>>555336142Bwo... every day we get a step closer to full nudes from either of the peam twins.
>>555336142real question... not asking in a rude way.... how come you dress like that if you don't lewd? i don't totally get it
>>555336142more like homo
>>555336182attention, same as real women
>>555336142Bro getting more trans by the day
reclears not going so hot bros...
>reclear party disbanded because no pluginsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you could say I'm a bit of a rebel
>>555336142Can't wait for your cage and spade tattoo.
>>555335494True and real, hate this fuckin company
>>555336142Bro is making my cock hard
>>555336268>>555336303>can't reclear without plugins...raiders, you really can't be like this, can you? This has GOT to be a joke, right?
>>555336142how do your glasses stay on without human ears
To people who are stuck on the new relic quests heres where you get Umbral Clay
>>555336103do you have a twitter...
>>555336182i just be downloading outfits and the Neolithe ones tend to be cute
xivalex isn't working so I have to use noclippy
>>555336356You'll get your EB one day, sis...
ConsoleLORDS…
>>555335675male miqote
>>555336449Have you ever touched your bussy?
>>555336476…nothing has changed.
>>555336551
>>555336476Did we get something? specifically xbox pls.
>>555336664Is that a yes?
>>555336449>chud>neolithehard drive lol every time
SO WHATS THE NEXT RELIC STEP
my moonie is considering to switch to neolithe from yab but she's being held back
>>555336725it's definitely a yes
>>555336594>You think...>..that because you play a woman..>.. that makes you one?
>Trying to make Neolithe problematic nowThey'll come for every body that isnt a YAB beast
Rue Large has always been the best. There's no other competition.
>>555336476For the next two days you will kneel to us and our GAWDlike prowess. CC? Your plugins cant save you. FL? We will pound you into the pulp you are. Reclears? More like cheater tears
Fat Cat Fact #775Sitting next to Fat Cats can be a tight fit at times but it’s always comfortable
>>555336442nyope
u didnt reroll me did u anonalso they added chromatic aberration to the gpose window
I'm not buying your aetherocatalyst for more than 500k stupid crafter chuds relist your sales NOW
>>555337015we've had that for months
>>555337018i will keep undercutting on mung don't worry
>>555337015yes i did it like three times actually
>>555337040did we? i swear its new it looked so out of place but maybe im just retarded
>>555337015YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE
>>555336416Wonder how many people are going to pay 1-2 mil on the MB
>>555336449gm
>>555337107um actually i like adult men with a healthy sense of maturity >>555337089wtf...
>>555337015I rolled you, saw it wasn't the femra, then rerolled
>>555337005but how else will i see your webms...
>>555337062
Crazy how people hate money
i ama gay hrothgar
>NOOO YOU HAVE TO SELL THE NEW MATERIAL FOR THE HIGHEST PRICE I PUT NOOO INSTEAD OF EVERYONE FLOODING THE MARKET LETS RESPECT EACH OTHER FUCKKK
>>555337168Sleeve
is this going to be the second talking weapon that the wol gets that he'll ignore once he goes to a new region and it gets stuffed in a retainers locker?
>>555337316This but unironically
>balmung still closedas someone from balmung, man... they really are trying to kill this game, arent they? also i need more new people for my fc so its kinda hurting me too
>>555337401balmung being closed has no effect on this game whatsoever
>>555337316>NOO YOU HAVE TO LOWER YOUR PRICE OF AN ITEM I CAN NOT PRODUCE MYSELF BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE DOING THE WORK OR PAYING THE COST, YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART WITHOUT PROFIT BECAUSE WE LIVE IN A HECKIN SOCIETY AND SHOULD LIKE HELP EACHOTHER
>>555337280redundant
>>555337342too bad, i'm flooding by myself
Move when ready>>555337421>>555337421>>555337421>>555337421>>555337421
>>555337401Balmung has never been more alive gup.
what time does alter leader usually get on?
>>555337280May I see you?
>>555336962I recently swapped from YAB M to RUE L because my EB goes crazy for the tummy and I really like the more mature look of my fiddie and I have to agree
>>555337220Moonies when my sunnie gets them
>>555337435ive had people unsub from this game because they couldnt play with friends so i think youre wrong there
>>555337187my whimsical fiddie nature demands i only post them in litterboxes randomly
>>555337454thats fine they cost fuck all to make
>>555336765Neolithe is nice if you want a vanilla-esque silohuette, and it has better feet than YAB
>>555337464You are welcomed to come at the house and get a potential invite
>>555337630Anon i'm a sprout with no money and don't know here the house is...
>>555337661then try in a few hours, holler at the thread
>>555337610yeah but what's holding me back is the vanilla upscales mostly, I would have to commission them or do it myself (blegh) for most glamsI'm miffed at modders putting in less effort in upscaling vanilla game outfits but it's kinda understandable seeing how weirdly layered they are when I checked them out in blender
>>555337738alright i'll try asking the thread in like 12hours then
>>555337519aww, i want to see them though
>>555337764Yeah for that reason I just use Tre upscales for vanilla gear, Tre M is small enough that you can kinda get away with using Neolithe outfits without it being a continuity nightmare
>>555337018I already listed up three sets of them for less than 500k apiece, go buy buy buy.
IM GOING TO BE THE MOST WEALTHY FUCKING FEMRA AFTER I EXTORT THESE STUPID RELICCELS WHO CANT CRAFT
>>555337015I rolled you and kept it
>>555337921was tre gen3 or bibo, I don't remember
>>555338264Tre is Bibo based so it'll work with YAB/Rue etc et
>>555335489helb
