Previous: >>555419554>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/10 runs a day in the jar
go girls GO you can DO it
t-teio...
7 and teio poster confirmed dead
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OG Air Groove or W.version for this sprint CM?
you don't really need stamina at all for arima, huh
my luck on 9* parent grinding is tempting me to use sweepy
>>555441264Let's not do that. 7 and everyone here will get the next uma on their list without needing to spark
>>555441221It's just not the same...
>>555441353Arima is a medium posing as a long
Golden gen bros ww@
Will your pulls be smart falcon or curren chan?
>>555441353Wit is Stamina.
>>555441353they seem to remove the handholding in URA though, so don't get unlucky if you have mediums
Eh, would.
I'M SORRY DANCHOU I'M KINDA FANLESS THIS MONTH
Is mummy creek ace a good idea?How do you clear Tenno sho Spring?
>>555441579Kigus are almost always worn by guys
>>555441579That's a human male.
i spent all the 28k gems i had but finally i have her
>>555441264Let us all take a moment away from fan farming and CM runs to remember who we lost. Please, take 49.1 seconds of silence
>trying to sleep>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN starts playing in my head>can't make it stopSend help...
Stop posting that, it's gross.
>>555441657400 stamina 300 guts and you should get 3rd easy
>>555441686These toes scream AI very hard, but I've never seen people that fat so I may be wrong.The other Teiobro pic that got posted in the same day got confirmed as AI later on so that makes me doubt it more.
>>555441221
Oh Mejiro McQueen become my blade once more
>>555441827witless torena...
ganbatte
>>555441657Yeah.Hardest part about Creek is getting the sprint sparks needed to push her to A
>>555441939Always believe in Seiun Sky
Reposting sprint lobby >>555440453>>555440615 >>555440903 >You're not in an /uma/club what are you doing hereAnyway,5 Pace 4 Front lobby 0 runawayFalco had gate 2 so she easily took the lead and ulted early with Maru and a Bakushin battling for 2ndMaru ulted right on the final curve(speed carryover maybe?)Both activated plancha with maru also activating Mummy ult and held on till the end.Yeah I'm starting to believe runaway + Falco is iust making it harder for Falco.
Does anyone know what the odds of the crane game are? It feels a bit less than 50/50, even if you have perfect positioning. Maybe 60/40?
>>555442130I can only barely see past the black box, but is that Etsuko Otonashi?!? How did you get Etsuko on your team??
>>555442145It's working on me.
>>555441579Every single Kig lewd I've seen were exclusively from men
I put my faith into Mejiro Ship
>>555442145so is CB small or medium? the numbers were good but she's tall (for an anime girl)
What fun things can you do with uma ears?
>>555442309As big as Bakushin or Curren
>>555442302>depicted as a shoujo heroinewell that was unexpected....
If I lose I will rape a Dotoposter
>>555442309She's tall for a horse girl, like top 20%. Pretty much rudolf height
So i just stop logging and let my stamina overcap?
wow i don't like el condor pasa
>>555442532we know spe
tfw there are umamusume that are taller than I am
>>555442532she's my only good fanrun uma until I get Maruzensky next week. Just needs one long spark and she's triple distance A, makes getting all the major G1's easy. I usually get 550-650k per run with her.
why is an incel like tamamo cross so cute and hot and breedable and pretty and breedable and tempting and breedable...
>>555442779i'm shorter than nishino flower...
>>555442779That's true of a large majority of people I think?
Are you confident for the finals?
>>555443009I am confident that I have a small chance, maybe like 4%, of getting first place.
So, who did everybody entrust their finals to?
>>555443009nyoI lucked into A finals on one ticketmy silver will do
>>555442779how many umas are taller than 5'7?
>>555442712>>555442845i mean her career. i'm going through all the ones i have before figuring out parents and doing careers as a daily thing, and this is the first story miss. i don't think the setup or payoff or stakes are good. i just don't care about this character.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Do you remember Machan?
>>555443009This WILL be Sei-chan's second victory. So far in finals she has won just one, and lost every other one she's been including 3 late starts causing losses to other fronts, and most recently a catastrophic showing of missing the wit check on taking the lead which then also bricked groundwork.
>>555442905fakecel horse
>>555443009I made it to Group A Finals. That alone is good enough for me.
>>555443059I thought a little more and I'm gonna bring this down to 2%. But still, it's a chance.
>>555443009I hope I don't or I'll maintain my streak and have to get serious for the rng CM next
I am actually shorter than Taiki...
I love my beautiful wife
>>555443121some of the careers where they have a rival just aren't very good. If you win the Derby, Pasa spirals and "gives up" on the Japan Cup, never mind that you win it easily in six months. It felt pretty lackluster. Kingu's career by contrast is fucking amazing. I love that uma so much it's unreal. What's your favorite uma story?
Imagine
>>555443279if your streak is not 7 then you should not worry
>>555443009I have no idea what to expect in group B finals but given my group A rounds were always 1-2 wins I have a small hope
>>555442264And yet you continued to watch them.
MARRYING TAMAMO CROSS!LETTING TAMAMO CROSS' PARENTS SEE THE FACES OF THEIR GRANDCHILDREN!MAKING TAMAMO CROSS LIVE HAPPILY SURROUNDED BY FAMILY NEW AND OLD!LYING TO TAMAMO CROSS AND TELLING HER SIZE ISN'T EVERYTHING!
I want to haterape that one goldship cosplayer
>There will be anons who won't log in to watch their Umas run in the Finals
>>555443137I could never forget Paizuri Machan
>>555443369Different anon here - yeah King Halo's story is easily the best one I've read in the game thus far. She is so cool.
>>555443502I wasn't expecting Tamamo to be a trad horsewife but now I want to impregnate her
Im as tall as Michelle my Baby. Will umas like tall men?
>>555443009It's my birthday. 7 and I'm winning against turbowhales with Ug umas
>>555443009I lost all my /uma/ rooms in long and sprintIm like whatever
>>555442972maybe if you're asian. cgray don't count for one. For two bueno is the taller by a large margin, taiki 172cm and the rest shorter and shorter cuz its a jap game. 6ft is giant
>>555443518I know my Umas are just going to disappoint me so why bother
>>555443659Ignore the Gaelic, no one speaks Gaelic here
post rain kino
I love fillies
Shame launch umas well never get proper career stories
They need to introduce fresh fillies
>>555443832What about Ass Wonder?
fillies make my willy go silly
>>555443905Ace is such a pretty uma. Next movie will be her Japan Cup victory. I believe.
at least she beat mucha lady
>>5554420087 sprint sparks high power aren't that rare
>>555444209>Mucha lady>ear acessory on the wrong ear
>>555441208i really hope i get someone like you who brings a front for my finals, so i don't have to worry about losing to 66% chance of bullshit
i heard you like 2stars
>>555444851perfectly balanced
I NEED IT
>>555444248Wait nevermind she started at G
>>555441123Hey, do free rolls stack?I want to roll on the Urara/TM banner on the 30th
>>555445009Only if you never log in, and it can carry to the Matifuku speed support banner only.No longer work if you have already logged.
>>555443369el condor pasa seems like it should work if i write the main idea out. go from solo maverick to entertainer of/supported by the people. but that's not how it's executed. someone who actually is a maverick and doesn't care what other people think is like sweep tosho (support events) or narita taishin (xmas event) or agnes tachyon (career). pasa on the other hand is clearly always thinking about what it means to wear her father's mexican wrestling mask, which is a socially established idea. what does it mean to become a socially established archetype of a maverick? the story just comes out as retarded. not even "missing a few screws" fun retarded (bakushin), it's like "has all the screws and can't tell she's putting it in wrong" sad retarded. maybe it makes sense if you're shonen-brained??i like kingu, neicha, tachyon, urara.bakushin and goldship were fun.air groove felt like it's kind of a romance, but then the two scenes with rudolf are like oh, i'm the noble confidant, "ideal" is deliberately supposed to be distant, it's already ogre.the other 6 were interesting in their own way. ecp is the first stinker. which i suppose there probably is eventually, but so many different types of stories up till now all hits was fun.
>>555444939She is such a pretty hons.
I'm gonna make Tamamo Cross notoriously UN-celibate...
>>555443009>4-1>4-1I struggled last CM during rounds but I won, so I guess so
>>555442367streeeeeeeeetch 'em
>>555445343The prettiest!
>>555443009As long as I don't match against Suzuka-Seiun bullshit, I should have a chance with the NSM roulette.
Donkeys
POV: there is a spider on your face
Cutie
>>555444952Yep. That’s the core issue: not only do you have to raise her stamina to meet the Long race requirements, you also need to hit inspirations twice during the career to get A sprint And even then, this CM is already super RNG in the first place since so many acceleration uniques simply don’t work
>>555445009if you already logged in then you have to use them allallegedly there's slight exception to when it's the 5th day where if you wait until the banner shows up you get them on the other one
gyaruzensky
>>555443009Eh, somewhat. I'm glad I made to A Finals despite being a B shitter during Libra, but Arima is a fake long and I did ez mode with Taishin and Hee Holiday Oguri with Cafe as the closest thing to a sovl pick. ~64% winrate is more solid than me having 45% in Scorpio, where I lost at least a good 4 races by a nose and then surprise, also lost finals by a nose. Whatever happens happens, I'll take a lot of teams and even reused Libra Golshis as long as there are no debuffers. I do have a first plat with Virgo, but getting a second one would be cozy
speaking of track-specific things straightaway recovery goes hard in career JP derby. corner recovery does not(without recovery) the stam/guts floor for derby/oaks is 160/160. 150/150 is too low and you gas out
Why is this thread slow? Are we for real not logging in for 5 days
>thinking about her like crazyim an empath. it must be herits time to go do 160 career runs though
>>555446161Everyone's busy building the factory...
1 more day until matikanefukukitaru. soon i can continue playing the game
>>555446241don't say that... Danchou's gonna find me...
>>555446161id say its fairly common at the end of CM. Theres some weirsos always doing their next cm aces already b4 previous finish but im sure theres many like me who want a break from depressing high roll attempts
>>555446161longslop CM isn't over yet
>>555446161I'm at work
>Leave the bot on>Don't login for 5 days>Danchou is happy with me>All my free pulls are on Fuku's bannerHehe...
getting career runs completed without even logging in (getting your daily) seems like a very bad idea even if it is possible...
>>555446425how is your bot botting if you aren't logged in
Those sleeves are so cute
>>555446425you aren't real sharp are you..
>>555446314Hi there
I look forward to at least 3 Saggy Tits finals room looking like this being shared.
>>555446667me on the right
>>555446667chat is this soul
>4 and a half hours straight to drain all TPDanchou... please...
>>555446780
>>555446667That Taishin is mine
Is 48 wins 67% wr? I can't do math
>>555446161Will doing that even actually give these supposed 50 extra free rolls?
>>555446780im taking a 30 min break between every run and cleaning my room (taking a shower at some point) so this 8d event is going to be huge for me
>>555446873>extraYou get 100 pulls no matter what. If you don't login for 5 days, Tamamo's banner will be over and all of that will transfer to Fuku speed instead.
>>555446873this is a dog with a horse head shopped on
I have to take responsibility...
Please follow my guide
>>555447007ulala sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1ETCyGvzs>new scenarioEQUINOX AND DO DEUCE SOON
>>555446910I see. I don't think I'll bother trying to be optimal about it then. Good luck to other anons who are going to do it.
>>555447236You would be bricking yourself by missing a rainbow shard anyway
>>555447202what about contrail?
>>555447183Super duper climax
I wanted more uma than engage more of this CM made for whales content
did I fuck myself by using the 10pull on umas? I didnt know it could be used on supp cards
>>555447007There is nothing wrong with taking a bath with your daughter. However you have to marry King Halo tho
hehe won. bigly
>>555447368If you logged in and used it already, it doesn't matter by that point.
>>555447453I dont care about doing that. maybe I am going to do an 8d stream marathon
Feel like burning out, so I'm building solo ace Taishin with two jobber end closers to garantee 7th position for nemesis. I don't care for sprint CM anyways.Jobbers are tickezo and biwa
>>555447553Just enjoy your umas runningSprint and Miles are RNGfest
>>555447553im doing air groove with all the debuffer cards to roll for a parent for doing grass wonder
Super Creek feels like such an awkward third wheel in Tamamo's story.
>2.01mDoto if she was from Agartha
oh Im awake for Pakalive... do they do the gameshow/talkshow snorefest that granblue events are known for?
>>555447659Same goes for Tamamo in Creek’s story funny enough
>>555447202>new scenarioWasn't the Onsen just released like 2 months ago
>>555447553You may as well fuck around in the Sprint CM since it's such a clown fiesta and make some shit like Sprint Tamamo.
>>555447721https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2016073772043002220
>>555447659https://youtu.be/NTrnrvBZyOM
>>555447721they announce scenarios a month in advance.+ Onsen is shit garbage doodoo crap so if cygames wants to move past it quickly its fine by everyoen
>>555447701
>>555447701es
>>555447671>Lisa, 2012This is who you share this fandom with btw
>>555447827Are they already gonna drop the BC scenario for anni next month? Apparently there’s gonna be a new Del Mar track CM for the BC fillies and mare turf race that Loves Only You won soon so it might be a tie to that maybe
>>555447728nta, much as id love to run tam in sprint, trying to get G to A just seems like pure misery. It's already miserable enough getting A to S.
on the race before pre-debut and ive got a big speed training with all my cards on it queued up for when I come off break
>>555446871use X/Y*100=in this case X is wins, Y is total races60%
Nature sex.
>>555441827Nice team theme
sprint A is not that big of a deal right?
>>555447671>things she hate:tm operaono changes here
>>555448395lollmao
>>555447885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1ETCyGvzshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1ETCyGvzshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1ETCyGvzsGet on. They're going to announce the American scenario.
how the fuck do i cap wit if my only mlbs are welfares
>>555442367
>>555448395In careers yeah
>>555448459But I am at work...
>>555448395you can very much live without S, but unfortunately lower than A distance is too massive of a debuff. It's legit -20% for B
>>555448526you don'tunless by welfares you mean SRs then its actually very easy you just borrow fine motion and highroll
it's gonna be Forever Young scenario
hmmmmmmm nyea I will just wing it with 800 wit
>>555448526use 3 wit cards bourbon is good for capping speed with wit training but there is a wit card with wit bonus on training
>>55544839510 sprint sparks and inspo once. You can do the bare minimum right?
>>555447707People told me Tamamo's story wasn't you bait but she straight declares you're married
>>555448459I can't watch this, bwo, I'm not Japanese... And it would be disingenuous to onii-chan when I'm not even at N1 proficiency either. Therefore I won't be watching it and I will also be flatlining now too.
>third season opeww
>>555448459If they announce Valentine Suzuka or SiL they will kill my anniversary funds
>>555448459If Still gets an alt I'm FUCKED
>oguri versionAIIIEE
>>555448938V. SiL that would be damgerous
>>555448395you have effectively 1080 speed with Sprint B
>5 runs and I'm already tiredDanchou please....
Is umastan no good on sprint?
>>555449107972
Danchou is still on vacation...
cant win a single A finals depite 80% winrate, jobbed in B for this one, took 250 pulls for one copy of kitasan....i cant do this shit anymore. dancho will have my resignation letter in 3 days
>>555449212984
HOWDY
Literally can't do the overlord event with sprint Doto because there's zero chance my 250-300 stam Doto beats a cracked 600 stam gold recovery Opera in the spring tenno sho
Supiki
>>555443121>>555443369I have no thoughts on her arc, but I like Pasa just a little bit because she admits the masked wrestler persona is an act, and that she's a normal girl with insecurities underneath. Meanwhile some girls are just one dimensional walking memes.
>>555449221just bee urself
>>555449313Cryer
Mutating umas is disrespectful
amazing how in just one career run I went from liking Tamamo mostly for the meme to seeing her as my oshi, I love dwarven kansai wife...also I can nos sat that the rumors about her size were greatly exaggeratedit is infact even SMALLER than you have heard
>>555449107>>555449212>>555449276But who's right
>Pick URA>Maya gives me hints for everything she's got without repeats
>>555449143If you are not the pace maker (ie lead frontrunner), you are automatically put into pace down mode for the first 1/24th of the race track running at 0.6 speed. This pace down mode wears down after 1/24th of the track, or when a velocity skill is activated.Umastan is good on longer tracks, because it is the most consistent skill that procs exactly at the 5 second mark, which for 2200+ m distances is usually before the natural time when pace down mode expires, therefore your uma starts accelerating towards their midgame speed before all other umas.In sprint CM, you have exited pacedown mode after 3 seconds, therefore umastan more or less an early game white speed skill and not much else.
where. is. the. oguri. cryer.
I got 7M fans this month
SAY KAWAII KAWAII CURRENSAY KAWAII KAWAII CURRENSAY KAWAII KAWAII CURRENSAY KAWAII KAWAII CURRENSAY KAWAII KAWAII CURREN
>>555449573i know who you areyou're getting kicked next month
>>555449437777
>>555449605I HATE CURREN
>>555449759Why are ningens so hot compared to *mas?
Seriously thoughwhat other reason could there possibly be for tazuna to hide her uma identity, besides wanting human dick?
>>555449331Yeah she is basically a nice girl and not a weird alien like how some of them are. I'd like her more if her voice weren't so strident though... I think the actress is straining a little too much. Also it would help if I could replace her cheap-looking canonical mask with the prettier Kukulkan one in all scenes.
>>555449967D-Don't say that!
>>555449967owners didn't give permission to use her likeness
>>555449967If she wanted human dick, it would be better not to hide her uma identity.
Put on the uma racing outfit Trainer!
>>555449967isn't that counterproductive
>>555450050Trainers don't fuck their trainees.
>>555450112Y-Yeah, haha...
>>555450076nyo
Which umas would be the most popular and have the most fanart if they were all genderbentHow different would the rankings be compared to our timeline
>>555450112Shut the FUCK up Aoi
>>555450056>tfw ywn have cosplay sex with digitan (you're cosplaying as one of her oshis)
n*ngen pussy...
>>555450170Female Ryan would be pretty popular
>>555450170Fuji kiseki
American Scenario I can feel it in my bones
I want to farm PWR scenario skill but I don't want to grind parents in Aoharu
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
I did 5 runs and I'm still near the cap. I don't think I can do this event, bros.
HAPPY COME COME
Sounds of earth VA actually looks like her uma
HAPPY KAMU KAMU
>>555450329
>>555450375You're near the Cap but are you behind her or in front of her? That makes all the difference anon
>>555450170ramonu would probably be insanely handsome
>>555450170Teio of course
My entire club shows signs of burning out but as a danchou I can't just tell the big earners it's okay to move on to better clubs this is so saddening even I am flatlining at this point
>>555450170Suzuka
>Narita brain is S tier inherit due to speed carryover>There are none on the server with sprint sparksWhere are you lazy fucks?
>>555450527Allen danchou...
>>555450527this is my clubeveryone fucking died and we dropped 300 ranks
>>555450570Everyone's making Creek/Pasa
>>555450527If the big earners wanted to move on they would have. There's no need for you to tell them that they're allowed to, we're all grown adults.
>a shitter like me could easily hit the maxed stats needed for sprint CM and even get all the needed skillsOh godOh fuckWhat the hell will happen during CM9 if everyone has the same shitWhat the fuckIt's all luck from this point?
>>555450112She's not a trainee/student doe. She's free real estate.
>>555450663post deck
>>555450663Yes Sprints are MAX GAMBLING
>>555450660>we're all grown adultsNTA but I assumed half of the players here were at their early 20s at best
Please stop embarrassing yourself by bragging how easy it is to ignore stamina training
TEIOFAG SAVE US FROM THE BUHI
CARROTO MAN TASUKETEEEEEEE
me as the most autistic henchman
>>555450663WE GAMBA
it's hard to believe that Tamamo's VA is a mother now
I always forget that carrot man is a thing that exists and makes sense to Japanese
>>555450663It comes down to who procs their skills more consistently.In other words, WIT GAME.
>>555450663This is what the game is like at dolphin/whale levels of play, and it is what it will be like in MANT. u rike?
>>555450820Clean it up henchy
Is this good for TT?
>>555449967Won't be interesting if the>Phantom Umamusumeturns out to be real. Think about the movies dude
Thanks Rice
>>555450889But if everyone has 1.2k, what happens?
>Marinka on pakachubuhow did she escape her menhera prison
>>555450983The wit is rather low, but her skills should be consistent asides from fall frenzy.
Claiming Goon A. Seems the most useful of the bunch.
>>555450663That's why skills and parents are important
i'm henchman B
Would you wear the Air Shakur Casual Jacket in public?
Suzuka seiyuu a cute
>>555450983>>555451075>SEASONAL runner isn't consistentDoesn't matter it's a highroll game.If everyone has it, there's a 1-in-4 chance to hit it big.
Where my goons at
LOOK AT ALL THOSE MOOKSWHERES KAMEN RIDER?WE NEED JUSTICENOOOOOOOW
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB A
>>555451091not looking good bro...
>>555451247Carrot ranger biko is gonna save us
>>555451075This was from a fan run so I couldn't just level it
I wanted to run Pasa + Taishin + a late for sprint CM but my third skill(s) for after wet conditions and pace savvy for Pasa's GW are competitive spirit outer post, and rushing gale so my third ace has to be another pace now
My goon heroes...they're losing!UMA TSUYOI
I fucking love goon B
Goon A bros...
New seriru kino just dropped
>>555451302IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>umapyoiwould /uma/ be able to do the dance?
sound of earth bros...
Stop gooning, all of you!
Goon C...
GOON C BROS... WE GOT REJECTED ON STREAMKILLING MYSELF
>>555451443You don't know? Anyone who can't dance the umapyoi is [REDACTED] by John Umamusume
Goon C bros...
C brosIt's over
Goon Cbros, not like this...
>>555451617DISASTER
>you need turbo sprint>but you also need to borrow fine motioni think i might lose this cm bros....
>>555451617It's fucking over
I keep thinking Sweepy's voice is Teio.
What is this image trying to convey?
>>555451691turbo sprint is gaslight
>>555451691play better if you lose I'll rape you
>>555451758despair
>>555450527I wonder how much longer until my club drops in rank...
>>555451785That's gay though
>>555451247started watching Kamen rider zero one recently, never seen a Kamen rider before and it's pretty good
>>555451758at least 90% of my experience playing the game
What's the appeal of idol shows? I've been watching this pakatube for 20 minutes and don't understand the appeal, don't get me wrong, I know Japanese, but these idol shows...
Fuku VA is so cute bros
>>Dig Up the Caroten-Peanuts!>Rules>The Lads have sunk the "Caroten-Peanuts" into the lard!>Before the peanuts completely melt away, stick your hand in and try to grab as many as possible within the 90-second time limit!>Even if a peanut is found stuck to your hand or arm, you can still claim the "Caroten-Peanuts"! Score 20 points for collecting them! Plus, if you manage to find a "Super-Concentrated Peanut", you get 30 points!
>>555451691>borrow fine motionfor what
>>555451921This is every japanese live tv show ever
ALL my cum btw!
>>555451958cuz every other wit card sucks balls
>>555451921it's to have fun and be entertained
I want to marry Fuku's VA
>>555451921It's simple fun to distract you away from the pain of gacha and life
>>555451980if your uma is a late you use neichaif she's pace you use currenif she's front you borrow a speed cardit's as shrimple as that
>>555452052>if she's pace you use currenWhat does Curren do?
what the fuck are you niggers watching
>>555451973Summer you said it firstWhy do futa doujins usually make cum look like solid tubesIt is like the penis is pushing out a solid white shit out
>>555452094Torena
>>555452094>What does Curren do?You
>>555452112Horse racing
>>555452112>he doesn't know
>>555452052curren is not better than fine motion for pacers lmao
>>555452094That's a secret.
>>555451921It's entertainment before they drop the updates on the game.Also gets better if you know Japanese or you care about the woman/the character they're larping as.
Live STONING of LARDRON and his MINIONS
Goonbros they're fucking killing us
>>555452151>>555452152>>555452198Shut the fuck up about sex, it's training
>>555452270t. Shart Falcon
>>555452180She is.Her skill is agemasen but so is Fine Motion's.But also, Curren gives you sprint skill hints, something fine motion doesn't.
GI GI GI GI GI GI
Buhibros...The villain is a literal pigu...
>>555452112Horses giving birth
>>555452346so that's where teioposter went...
It's out.
playtime's over...
No gibs this monthThey destroyed the pinball machine
OUR BOSSWas that Sugita?
I wanna bang my bro
>>555449331normal girl with insecurities story is neicha'spasa's story is a mask story and it's shit
Daiwa's fat cow tits really blocked my Urara from winning Arima kinen
Taiki's VA has some fucked up teeth
thats what the mask isthats what the point of the mask is
>real life trophieswtf
>>555452534No one cared who she was until she put on the mask
>>555452546Do we get that?
>>555452504She will pay for this insolence Rape DaiwaNOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpr3FWI37UQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpr3FWI37UQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpr3FWI37UQHERE WE FUARKING GO TIME TO SEE IF FUKU SPEED IS A GASLIGHT
>>555452270Yeah training for sex with torena! You wouldn't know about that though, Falco!
>medium dirthate
you other niggers watch balding fat dudes for hours and hours this is way better
>>555452112I watched The Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I will forever hate American showrunners flashing me sex scenes and shitting scenes
>mystery dirt trackHmm I wonder which track it is
>NTR and Fuku are gaslight>Wit Neicha was the true must pull of MANTPlot twist.
>>555452625>Fuku and NTR are for whales>also Ayabe is greatSo things we already know
F2P bros we're so back
>60 fpswtf
Oh right, I hope you guys have a level 9 affection uma for valentines.
purchase advertising cunt
Silky smooth 60 fps
>no mod needed for 60 fpsFINALLY
HUGE
>>555451921>bunch of cute hags larping as a anime honsesit's not that deep bro
>built in 60fpsThey're banning hachimifags
>>555452625>recommends the all spark>shits on ntr and fukubased. based
sex with 60fps umamusumes
>>555452641>>555452706Is this the Kentucky derby?
Smaru bros we're so back
>HE DIDN'T INVEST?>RELEASE ZE EVOLVED SKILLS
>>555452814HOLY
>>555452931What does it do?
MASSIVE
>recoveriesIt's the XOguri treatment...
>>555452814me in the right
CUTE
Wait what the fuck we're getting 100 free pulls on Tama, and then another 100 for Fuku??? How is JP not burning Cygames down with how much better they treat global
SEX WITH VALENTINES TAIKI
>>555452978awoooooooooooooooooooooooga
SMaru sparkers getting their investment paid in 4 years LMAOO
>>555452625SKIP SKIP SKIP
>>555453000>>555452978HOLY CUTE
DAMN I WISH SHE HAD PANTIESCute though
>>555453000>baa baawhat did she mean by this
>>555452995Retardbwo...
>>555452625>>555453024Reminder that he told everyone not to roll on riko because "he never used it"
>sweet pizzaHAHAHA BASED
>dessert pizzaDo Americans really
>>555452978>>555453000AHHHHHHHHH I WANT HER
>desert pizza
>PIZZA CAKEDo Am*ricans really?
>dessert pizzahow American
>>555453112He did say he borrowed Fuku, but he didn't roll for it.
>>555453000this unironically looks like aislop
>>555452625>less than 5 min video for a MANT guide on rollingsloptubers would never
>>555453112That was before we got 100 free pulls thoughAnd LB2 SSR Riko or MLB R Riko is genuinely enough, so he was right in the end because you should have gotten them from free pulls.
>>555453163he rolled for riko mlb in global, then he got dumpstered by /uma/ in scrims
>>555453164shut your whore mouth, that's my wife you're talking about
>>555453024obviously, cards that are useless after their scenario are bad investments unless you buhi anyway
>>555453164this is postslop
eh the picnic skin was better tbqh
>>555453016What if we get it early with MANT?
If you change uma outfits, does it also change their unique animation?
>>555453119>>555453125yeswe do
i came
I love Taiki's voice so much brosHer VA not so much though...
>sounds of earthyeah that's a skip
>Taiki's VA is just a Japanese person faking an american accent
song on arss
>>555453125I am American and fat and the only dessert pizza type thing I've ever seen is pizza hut I think has a chocolate chip cookie the size of like a small or medium pizza that they cut like a pizzaI think they have one that's like half brownie half cookie too
Which uma is the least autistic?
>>555453297No. Your regular outfit SMaru will wear the swimsuit in the cutscene.It does change the outfit used with the 'version's' victory animations.
>they flatlined for an unneeded cardlmao
i wish she didn't have panties or any type of underwear or actually clothes at all
>shit of earth
i'm happy for the 5 sounds of earth fans
LITERALLY NOBODY ASKED FOR A TAIKI ALT THERE ARE SO MANU UMAS WITHOUT ALTS AND THIS DUMB FAT AMERICAN GETS ANOTHER ONE FOR NO REASON
>>555453386All Umas are inherently autistic
>>555453386It's her, really.
>>555453417dont say that......
>>555452978>>555453000This cow hugs you everyday
Dessert pizza is a korean thing though.
It's literally just a cake but instead of the usual chiffon the base is a thin curst
>store bought candiesDo Italians really?
Nice nature owes me a blowjob
>>555453427>FOR NO REASONamerican scenario obviously
>>555453362What did you expect
lol shit of earthout of all uma
>goes to the kitchen just to make sounds>whips out the fruit loopskek
so I'm supposed to just not roll cards now?
Someone post Sounds of Erath in her casual outfit. Her hips to thigh ratio is erotic.
>>555453368Dessert pizzas are a Japanese/Korean invention, you see them at chains like Saizeriya and Mr Pizza. The concept is like dessert crepes
>Nobody even posts a screenshot of the second alt>>555453483skip the fuku banner completely what the fuck do you want me to tell you
>>555453427>THERE ARE SO MANU UMAS WITHOUT ALTSum actually there arent that many unless they're brand new
>>555453469no lewding nice nature please
>>555453483Nice Nature is on Rate Up right now
>>555453359>>555453417>>555453475you niggas are gay
>>555453483Yeppers
>dis bitch is just making music with kitchen utensils and then just opens a bag of candy
>>555453534Um that looks like a boy
>>555453483Yep, your account is permanently bricked for 8 months if you have no good cards for MANT.
>>555453483If you are f2p or light spender, yeah. I'm spsrking finemo/kawaii once and then save for tachy/light
>>555453483Nice Nature is right there. If you want a real advantage in MANT, roll for her card. She has a bonus of being good for late surgers.
>>555453483Yes, plenty of times you have been told to skip cards during MANT.Only roll for must pull umas though don't go crazy with the spending, because after MANT you will need to roll cards up to MLB or you will be actually bricked for real.
>>555453483cards that brick after 4 months aren't really worth it
>>555452625I don't understand what hes on about with the all star banner
sounds of earth is sexy
>>555453427AMERICAN SCENARIO SOON, DIRTER AND BURGER RIGHT OF WAY
>>555453518I am still waiting for Turbo being uncucked from 1*
I have a fondness for the loser squad
>>555453483Did he ever say anything about Natie only being good in MANT? Where does she fall off
>/u/shitFUCKKKKKKKK
>>555453483Don't roll for nice nature, you will break if you dont get copies.
>>555453658>Natie only being good in MANTShe gives OYL.
>>555453595He wants F2Ps to roll for it so they can fill their stables. F2Ps don't roll for umas that much and just hoard a shit ton.
holy skip
sounds earth seems like a good kisser
>>555453658Natie's the only source of OYL for like a year
Aieee I should've saved my golden gem for Ayabe
>>555453734but late surgers are turbocucked for like a year
>>555453705I have Grass as my go to late surger, so idk if its worth for me to roll on it. Maybe if I make Rudolf or Doto as a late surger.
counting down 10 hours until next gamble...
>>555453658Witgod's only comment about that card is that OYL is good, but only after the buff where it will always trigger randomly on the first half of late race. It's an investment.
>>555453483Does Ayabe's card show up during Fuku's banner or one of the ones after?
>He skipped the first day in exchange of 50 support rolls which witgod discourages on rollingLol
sounds of earth more like sounds of me taking a dump
Is this Fuku speed good?
>MANT runs are 40 mins+ longSorry danchud I'm euthanising the run if I don't get distance S on the first inspo.
powercreep?
>>555453518hmmm hello? turbo alt? duramente alt? they have been in the game for years
FUKUSTOP TRYING TO CURSE A FUCKING CAKEARE YOU TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE?
>>555453808I'd skip it then
>choco fuku is better than Teio alreadyOH NO NO NO NO NO
>look up next CM>the only viable acceleration sources are On Your Left, No Stopping Me and HighlanderWait, it's all gambling?
>>555453734Your guts tickezo, bro?
>>555453595>F2P is chance hereIf you haven't dickpulled or are poor then use that banner to fill your stable.
i want to fuck sounds of earth she smells nice and is affectionate and loving
7 and this cake fucking dies
Machikanechokokitaru
>>555453483>now that's the keyword, save up for at least one MLB after MANT
>>555453829NTR banner
This fuku VA is pretty good wtf
JPfags explain this
>>555453512But for crepes, being desserts are the default
SEX
Kyaaaa~
>orange pandering
1 week ago everyone on /uma/ was saying "NO NO NO ALL UMA BANNER IS BAD FOR F2P DON'T ROLL ON THE ALL BANNER, IT'LL BRICK YOUR ACCOUNT" and now witgod is saying to roll on it and you're all convinced by him with a swing of a word. You guys have no real opinion. Think for yourself.
>>555453994?
ORANGE LOVE
>Bro don't roll Kita roll for better cards later>Bro don't roll on wit nature roll later>Bro don't roll for rice/riko roll later>Bro don't roll for fuku or ntr you need to roll laterFuckers will try anything to make sure people have 300k carats but no cards and a miserable cm experience for 2 years
>>555454046my wives!
>>555453925makes no sense they should just pick something they like slightly more than average and pull that. lots of good choices here and coming up. tama new years ksb valentines
Orange gameOrange president
>>555452824Translate, nigger
>>555453994Some cards (like 2 or 3) have only 1 event which is really good if they show up randomly.You won't be using them on your deck because every good card gives you 2 golds these days.
>>555454058do they actually release 1 event eventchains
>>555452780>>555452770But how can you have AV dupes without pulling alot on NTR
>>555453483yes, MANT was notorious for having awful supports and umas back when it released, which made whales bored as there were months with no meta changesone of the many reasons why a lot of people quit
>>555454054I was always saying to roll on it if you have stuff that you can't get on rate up normally *cough* Taiki Suzuka and Maru *cough*
I completely forgot they're supposed to announce a new scenario.
>>555454154NTR should also have free pulls
*coughs blood*this is the best i can do....
it would be great if umankos fell on my face
>>555454241Last 100 pulls I didnt even get a single copy of R RikoTHATS R as in Rare
>>555453925>>555453710Everyone was saying not to pull on it a few days ago on here. With V Bourbon not far off and a few good card banners, it seems like a bad idea.
>>555454164>the legendary sunk cost live service slaves that are the japs actually got boredNo wayIf true then what the hell will happen to the global players who are twice as intolerant?
>>555453994starting last year some cards only have 1 event chain
>>555454301You did save your Gold Crystals for her right?
>>555454327we know the future
>>555454258>Late>S Sprint>uncapped Poweroh no no no
>>555454154your sr uncaps bwo
>>555444797idk about you but most of my losses have been to fronts
>>555454327A great culling
>>555454326you should have enough for both
>>555454362>>555454378How can I even use the crystals if I dont even get the card?
>>555454326That's true. But he's just saying that banner is a chance for you to get a lot of umas. Like I said, F2Ps just hoard. Surely they can spark the uma banner and bourbon at this point. What the fuck else are they going to roll for? Fuku?
Breeder's Cup scenario is REAL
The artist who’s been drawing her every day for over 600 days must be happy, I hope for his sake that she's for (You) lol
>american scenario was real
>>555454110>b-but future bannersYou can't use 30k carats on them to guarantee a woman you missed out on.>but if you wanted X you could have rolled on her banner?Going for the spark in other banners was often useless. You were better off daily pulling and hoping you get them.
>>555454326shant be building fr*nts
>>555454078But this won scorpio?
>>555454327we are on accelerated schedule.That said Idk if its worth to roll anything during mant, as Natie's card is good, but as other's said late surgers are not in a good spot.
Dirt?
>>555454435Surely you won't be unlucky enough to not get 1 copy on the free pulls right?
>>555454327well it's different for us since the meta isn't as retarded as JP was. summer Maru is dead, XOguri despite being strong still got hit by the early balance changes, and the same will happen to choco Bourbon back then every CM team was those 3 and if you didn't have them you may as well not participate
>>555454461good, only 4 short years of waiting
>>555454502Literally rolled on kita
>>555454327global is mega sweaty so they will just be good goyims and rike it
>>555454528I told you I didnt even get a single R Riko last free 100 pulls
pls explain to me, if air groove unique requires her to pass someone one the final corner, then who the hell can she pass as late surger in the next sprint CM?wouldnt it be better to run pace?
>>555454326I'm a F2Peasant and will be able to spark the all banner, VBourbon and Kita (banner with free pulls)
wtf this is rigged
>>555454691What will you redeem though?
>>555454630That just means you're due for better luck
>>555454445Fine Motion banner and the Admire Vega guts SR banner he said was important. Both in March
As a F2P player, i'm rolling on the fuku banner. 4 months is a long time.
>>555454660huh that looks pretty good for carry overhope some mid race skills give an overtake i suppose
>fuku is the only one who didn't win carats...
>>555453906Head-On, El Condor Pasa and Mummy Creek works. NSM is pretty bad from my personal tests since the late-race starts after the umas already spread out. Highlander activates way too late. Taiki carryover also works if you can find a setup for it
>>555454760T-thanks!
>JP server gets new orange event>more fuku pandering scheduled for global as wellI'm nooooooticing
>>555454801At least the TP refills are way more useful than the food or the dragon balls.>>555454741Frontrunners.
>>555454461>Breeders CupWHAT DOES BREEDERS MEAN IN THIS CONTEXT???????????????????
>>555454768He recommends rolling in the FM+Smaru banner instead which is a long time.>Admire Vega Guts SRHe said 5 out of 7 cards of the required cards he said are enough. Just exclude Vega from the 7.
>>555454576XOguri didn't feel even as quarter as strong as witjap said it'll be. Literally every room was Golshi, and Taishin fiesta, with the occasional omega whales.Take everything witjap says with a grain of salt as global is a different beast from the jp and korean server too. Riko is the best example of this as for us it was an extremely good investment while he said it wasn't that good.
BREEDERS CUPGLOBAL IS SAVED
>>555454461finally breeding your trainee is allowed
>>555454885https://breederscup.com/it's a race bro
>>555454885That's how the US calls their slop uma racing.
>>555454885It's time anonThe Umas are readyIf you are ready or not doesnt matter, they will get what they want
>>555454461>more america wankfuck these nips for obsessing so much on burgers when eu is far superior
AMERICAIT'S FUCKING BURGER LANDUS OF ASHUT THE FUCK UP, GRASSYOU ARE FROM KENTUCKYYOU'RE A GODDAMN BURGER
>>555454885The parents?
>>555454907>RikoJust wait for the "I regret rolling for Riko" once MANT starts
>>555454885after an uma wins the race she and her trainer get to... heh...
>>555454885>>555454919>>555454930>>555454948>>555454952BREEDERS???WHAT ARE WE BREEDING???
>>555454885>>555454461>Beyond DreamsYour rights are revoked
do subhumans want fronts just because the gaslight doc sperged about them for half a page
>>555454969Grass will be a scenario link in the scenario, it'll be funny.
>>555454919
>>555454589I rerolled on kita. I didn't fall for crystal bullshit, when it's pretty obvious they're gonna be rare as fuck.
>>555454784yeah, altho it works better as skill to get into the front. it triggers quite early since everyone fires 3-4 speed skills on the final corner combined with downhill mode. overtaking is rapid because of that. i saw it activate more as pace
>>555454907>even a quarter as strongthats because everyone built her as 3 recovery triple 7 when 3 midgame recovery/4 midgame recovery shreds the entire metagame in half
>>555454875Good luck!
I WANNA BREED
>>555455012>Grass will be pretending she doesn't know anything while in America
>>555455005Don't know about you but I'm breeding this one
Who is getting bred in breeders' cup?
>>555455005sex???????? omg sex?????? breeding sex lol breeding?`??? sex??????i'm brown btw
Look, Breeder's cup is a race, A RACENot a competition of banging
>>555454660in this CM the gap between late and pace is honestly muddled from my tests since the track is so short she will be in the pacer's pack anyway a few seconds after the gates open
>>555455047shake it out works better than 777 since it's the actual moveup proc
>>555454907as I said the early balance changes shook the meta entirely, so every uma that dominated before now gets fraud accusations
>>555455151In Umaland it's both, be prepared to be Umapyoi'd after the race is over
>Retards don't know about Breeders CupDid you know that the JBC races in japan stand for Japan Breeding Farms' Cup?
i want to breeding as in fucking as in sex with my umamusumes
>>555455005this
>>555455126Sponsored by Epsatono
>>555455089
>>555454956>pretending there's US favoritism when the entirety of Japan and by extension uma has been slobbering over the L'Arc for decadesquiet down eurojeet
But why is it called Breeders' Cup in the context of the Umamusume universe?
>still's VA is just as small as herDios mioLife size, 1/1 scale acrylic stand btwThey sure do fucking LOVE acrylic stands
>>555455195>JBC races in japan stand for Japan Breeding Farms' Cup?I exclusively use Pasa for these runs, does that mean.....
>>555455281The trainers are being bred, forcefully
>>555454994>regret rolling for THE meta card which was used in every career except for sprintsIdk what retard would ever say this.>>555455047You can do all the minmax theorycraft, and waste time and runs, while you can just make a Golshi to compete with whales and bullshit her way into being 1st.
>>555454885The japanese are asking the same questions as us....
>>555455283still is such a perfectly sized uma
>>555455334you bet there will be some artists doing that joke
>>555455303Better take responsibility. Pic unrelated
>>555455334
>>555454956>John Umamusume literally wins the most prestigious dirt race in the world>REEEEEEE BURGER WANKRetard
>>555455352just because you lost to Golshi doesnt mean they won a lot of raceslow wit golshi is gambling, through and through
>>555455394I love seeing her get sizemogged by other umas. She's such a petite girl.
>no obeyWhat's the point?
>>555455493retard
Sprint CM runaway x Falco NSM test783159507831595078315950Come
The gameplay gimmick for Breeders Cup scenario there will be a cum gauge you need to fill and burst it on your support card umas
>>555455473so this is the breeders cup huh?
>>555455473
americucks woke up already?
>mfw Belno scenario card for the breeding scenario
>>555455485New uma have such ugly hands...
>>555455473this is not accurate because no one bred urara THOUGH
>>555454885>>555455005it's funny because sexthe joke is sexlaugh
>>555455473breeders cup distaff...
Finemobros... the new scenario... it's owari da...
>>555455603not in this world, in this uma world Urara got bred and Finemo got pregnant
>>555455473>>555455598HARU NOOOOOOOOOOOYOUR PURITY
>>555455283>JPY 220,000 = USD 1400+Will anyone actually buy this?
>>555455352>America>Dirt>Dirt Uma>BreedingI see, everything checks out
>>555455473Urara finally won...
>>555455143>>555455615*breeds you*
>>555455681they look awful too once they build up scratches
>>555455615Dia would say this
>>555455681with that money I could buy that new Reze sex doll instead...
>>555455485makes me laugh every time
>>555455661>10% race bonus>35 priority is not a problem anymore
The question is kinda valid though, the name comes from the celebration of thoroughbreds but thoroughbreds don't exist in Uma so what does the name "Breeder's Cup" even mean
>>555455532One more slutCome
>>555455786i meant the breeders cup scenario
>>555455493Here's your Obey bro
>>555455803it's a breeding ritual celebration for the winner
>>555455803Sex with Trainers
>>555455803
>>555455803Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answer to.
grand live is in july no?
>>555455847Fuji would say this
Sex with Verxina
>can't make S-ranks for sprints despite running 2 speed 4 witI'm fucked
>>555455839
>>555455473Super-Duper Climax!
https://jiggie.fun/winninglive33
>>555455803Given how popular horse racing is in-universe, you'd have to assume they've looked into breeding umas for performance. The in-universe equivalent of real Kitasan Black getting milked dry every breeding season is probably some ningen with good genetics getting paid to knock up moms with ambitions to get her kids into tracen.
>>555456117Now you know why the Mejiro family or the Satonos are rich in-universe.
>>555455803 You don't want to know.
Where's our American Uma announcements? Surely they won't roll out the Breeder's Cup scenario with only mob NPCs right?
>>555456117This is what they do at Epsatono Isl-
>>555455803The dorm security staff is thin....
>>555456117Oh great its the shitty hero academia ice/fire guy drama again
>>555456117the ningen doesn't matter uma genes dominategood racing umamusume end up perpetually pregnant
>>555456202>Finally get one pure american uma>she's blackwill you take it?
wow sweepy is so advanced now
>>555456117that's retardedwe don't selectively breed people to win the olympics IRL, why would they do it in the umaverse? especially when there's no gambling in the umaverse.
>>555456117Can someone post the Duramente X Sweep NTRing Kitasan image
>>555455473WHORE
>>555456267HOTGLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
>>555456307black could be anything, like sundayman
>>555456328Rice wouldn't say this
>>555455473SAVING THE HARU URARA BLOODLINE UOOOOOH
>actually using "umazing" in JPBURGER TIME
>>555456318its recording and analyzing
sex with boys
wife
>>555456273this, uma genes are far too strong, they even completely override any possibility of producing a ningen woman
I had a dream where I had to make my own sandwich at Subway the restaurant and at the end I still had to pay full price. I’m still a bit miffed about it. I feel a bit closer to my trainee. I get it now.
>>555456393recording what
>>555455598This is all part of your training Ulala!
>>555456307>black>rude>American>umaHmm...I wonder...
These fucking whores on live television salivating for an American dick too much it's blatantly obvious. Fuck off.
>>555456448>nooo, cygames stop making her look like a wife, she's a daughter
>>5554565166
>>555455532>>555455809Well that was a fun lobbyNSM Falco didn't work, she overtook my Suzuka(max speed + double circle left handed + winter runner) by the final corner already.4 lates 2 Pace(Pasa and Curreng) 3 fronts (1 runaway)Falco ulted and the lates procced rushing gale at the startFalco and Maru then proceeds to hunt the Suzuka down, leaving the pack behindLittle to no overtaking till the final corner where the 3 fronts are side by the sideCrucially, Falco procced Turbo sprint so she won even with no ult.
Suzuka VA is cute
>>555456448>mom braid
>>555456545Your daughter is gonna get fucked, old man.
>>555456516>image made by a tranny
>i HATE the TM opera man! I HATE HIM! but I would never ever EVER stand anywhere except right besides himis doto tsun?
>>555456516i want to sniff acei want to sniff acei want to sniff ace
>>555456623For me it's SiL's VA. She's so pretty.
ryan LOVE
>>555455603>no one bred UraraThey didn't believe in her... She could probably create a miracle
Help. Are we getting auto scenario soon or not? My friends are burned out from this 1/2 stamina cost event.
the only difference 1/2 stamina makes is i can glue all 5 borrows in one session
>>555456650like every uma
>>555456542actual schizophrenia take your meds
>>555456585just post the hakuraku, gang
>>555456585Other than Taiki, Fuku and Earth all of these Seiyuu look like turbohags, Tamamo's VA being the haggest.
>>555456117Newgen theories are cute. It's literally explained frame 1 how Uma come to be in the real world and what their purpose is.
>>555456672Who said you had to use up every tp every day? Sounds like a mental issue to me.
>>555456782>what their purpose isto run right
>>555456782but not all umamusume run
>>555456782they come from MALE X FEMALE UMA SEX AND PREGNANCY
>>555456761didn't mean to quote
>>555456782From sex duh
>>555456323>that's retarded>we don't selectively breed people to win the olympics IRLPeople used to be obsessed with eugenics.
>oguri's mom is actually a super tiger mom that forced her cripple daughter to be able to run
>>555455615>>555454885>>555455005>>555454952NATURE WANTS YOUR FLOPPY DICK AND BALLS ON HER FACE BEFORE YOU SLAM YOUR PENIS INTO HER UMANKO AND CUM DIRECTLY IN HER WOMB IN AN ARIMATING KINEN PRESS WHILST SHE'S OVUMALATING!!!! GET IT? THE JOKE IS PORN HAHA! FLOPPY DICK! SLOPPY BABYMAKING SEX! HAHA FUCKING OISU NICE NATURE DESU HAHA! THEN NICE NATURE CAN REFLECT ON HOW TO IMPROVING IN SEX! HAHA GUTS AND STAMINA TRAINING! HAHA UMATING PRESSING NATIE AND TURNING HER INTO A TROPHY WIFE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>555456894I can clearly see her american genes
>>555456752I'm a phone poster , too bad.
*takes meds*Guys where did my plat titles goGUYS???
Are Ningen sports treated like the special olympics since Umas exist?
imagine spending 3 years with Teio in breeder's cup3 kids minimum
total fatty death
The joke is always about sex
>>555456782me when the story explained that the horse girls' purpose is to run and was created by the three goddesses' miracle if a male and a female have sex and not denying what theory other anon has said
>>555456994Vodka wasn't made for long racing, if you continue this path, she will die.
>schizo so mad about sex jokes that he's having a melting on discordroru
sex sex sex umamusume sex
>having a melting
>>555456925Natie would be a top tier uma for the Breeder's Cup scenario tbqh
>>555456925I say this.>>555456968Bro you never even won silver...>>555457006Joke?
The Breeders’ Cup was founded by an uma btw
>witGAWD told people to skip both fuku and NTR, saying they're whale onlyhe's so based
naked umamusume exposed umanko aroused
>>555457092C Bro...
>>555457119I want a melty burger
What are they discussing
Nice long skills
erm, what did they mean by this?
I wish to have sex with this Uma
>>555457092>>555457191>Goon C got rejected on live TV infront of thousandsIf Carrotman had just arrived to fight them, this wouldn't have happened.
>>555457237it's still 7 useful white sparks including pto don't complain anyon
>>555456323>why would uma do eugenicsTradition? Noble pride? Mejiros were obsessed with Haruten and Satonos wanted a G1 winner
>>555457260strategy plan to rape their traines
Seriru's video is up by the way for those who didn't know>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpr3FWI37UQMeh fuck it i'm logging in after watching this. It's actually not worth saving the rolls LOL
>>555457223>eishin i just fucked my bro, shit was so cash!
>>555457260Isn't the blonde one of the most 4U umas?
>>555457209I want a melty cheese, bacon, ham, and egg sandwich>>555457268SAME when is she coming to global? Any estimates
>>555457223>acceptance
>>555457324can't rape the willing
i hope i get spoked by toesen jordan one day
>>555457260DO NOT TOUCH THE CHOCOLATE MONOLITH
>>555457380I say rape cause otherwise you will lose your trainer's badge
>>555457036me when the story lowkirkenuinely explained that the horse girls' whole purpose is just to run fr and they got created by the three goddesses' miracle eps if a male and female just straight up have sex kirkenuinely and i'm not even denying what theory the other anon dropped srsly peak lore no cap lowkirkauthepsteinuinely
>>555457358she hopped dimensions just to be with (You)
i wanna BREED oguri cap! i will fuck her everyday until her belly is bursting with food and our baby! ill immediately fuck her after she gives birth! ill continue the legacy of Native DancerOguri Cap SEEEEEX
>>555457343
>>5554573611 year to go
literally no one likes sound of ass aka bootleg opera
>>555457503:D
I'm sleepy and i have to go to workumamusume
BREEDERSCUP
JP talk aside, let's move back to Global talk.Is your MANT deck ready?
>>555457260Gotta keep all sides of the audience entertained. My favorite is the random dyke umas lusting for Air Groove on her Guts card
>>555457619i have lb0 nishino the welfares and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea thats it
>>555457491
>>555457619I will pull for Fine and use a crystal on my LB3 Bakushin
>company confirmed to use ai>now pandering to muttswhat next? tranny horses? homos?what the hell is happening with cygames
>>555457619>"bro NTR is SO GOOD FOR MANT all my favorite youtubers told me to roll for her and completely brick my account!!!">only 10% race bonuslol
What are we even supposed to roll for? Even witgod said fuku/ntr is not really needed.
>>555457619>bakushin biko greyed out>fucking spechud is usedExplain
>>555457825my wives!
>>555457784He didn't say they are not needed, he said they are for whales and to borrow.You roll for umas, or wait until MANT is over for all the cards that will powercreep the current meta cards.
>>555457825howdied to death
>>555457784put 200 into wit cb if end enjoyer, otherwise save 400 for light hello/speed tachyon and pick up whatever umas you like along the way
>>555457784MANT is a F2P friendly scenario. Save up for Tachyon or Maruzen with FineMo banner
>>555457784speed Maru if you are a real niger lover or CB if you have no good wit cards, otherwise you can save for the entirety of MANT
just jerked off to this
>>555457838grayed out doesn't mean "not used"spechud is a free card, bakushin and biko aren'twitjap is a sloptuber going for the f2p audience
breeding suzuka
>>555457784We already warned you about this.
just bee urself :)
>>555457959breeding Suzuka and her VA
Thoughts?
>>555457784Pull for wives, she is right on the corner
>>555458068>>555458068>>555458068move
you really don't need to roll for Ayabe if you aren't a slacker and already have guts yeppers to be honest
>>555458045>17 years old
>>555458045breeding hags
>>555457784mant is F2P friendly so you don't need to pull them is what he is sayingits for whales (me, you can borrow my card)
>>555457036The three goddesses are just the 3 horses that thoroughbreds are based on. Like they make up 99% of ancestors of Umas.
>>555456196I still find it funny he's not the first Jockey do this with Loves Only You
>>555458012wtf witgod you're supposed to tell me what to do
>he didn't log in yesterday for a must-skip shitty whale only card that requires MLB to function>dancho kicked his assbad luck on the club carats bro, gonna have to send your application to a tranny club discord now
>Americunt scenario>Engrish shit everywhereCringe
