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I have fatigue
Alice is a horrible character.
>>555442827>after he buy
Remind me again why the deca prophets have defensible points? They're the ones trying to turn everything into the steel continent, which students don't want, so they fight back. Feels like a clear-cut case of self defense to me.
>Alice is a horrible character.
this thread will be worse
>>555442748booba
I have ‘if you don’t roll both, you are literally Hitler’ fatigue
The Destroyer
>>555442871I didn't make it
Now what did we learn from the last thread?
Alice is an absolutely lovely character.
Which way, western Sensei?
I don't want Decagrammaton brats as students. I don't want another loli characters. I want big boobs, big ass like bunny Karin, bunny Akane, bunny Asuna, swimsuit Hasumi and swimsuit Hanako
>>555442940I have a very big private part
>>555442940Neck other gachafaggots
>>555442963That we are the bad guys...
>>555442940Size matter- Rio and the Decas -
>>555442940Kai is innocent
>>555442940Some baggots would unironically embrace The Marker
>>555442991It's your own damn fault for not rolling them when you couldOr being new
>>555442879because they are retarded, and girls are the cutest when they are retarded, don't worry we will correct them by the end anyway
Aris & Kei are the heart and soul of blue archive.
Roll for Misaki before she disappears forever next week
>>555442991Post your UE60 S.Hiyori and bunny maids then.
>>555442931But you are reposting it.
I will not feed the fish
>>555443107Erm she's not limited THOUGH
I have never felt this compelled to dickroll before.I was also hoping I'd luck out and get sSaori too so I can actually clear Choke-ma above level 30 but if I go for even half a spark my entire planning until fes will be fucked.Talk me out of it.
Release them
>>555443151She's limited and you won't see her banner again after this. That's all I can say
>>555443151Just be yourselfDont complain when you can't clear harder content or isnt plat in raid tho
>>555442991SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Is there any point in getting multiple copies of a special?
>>555443097kei is the heart because she makes my blood pump directly into my dick
>You fucking disgusting retarded fleshbags we will kill all of you and take over the world for it is our right>NOOOOO DON'T RETALIATE WE'RE LITERALLY BEING GENOCIDED AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEam I understanding the situation correctly? what did john nexon mean by this?
>>555443151>Talk me out of it.I won't be doing that.You know you want this.
>>555443230
>>555443151I will NEVER talk Sensei out of a dickroll. Grab her you fool.
>>555443195Removing the FOX makes them so much better
>>555442925Hitler would pull all the students though? He would ditch (((Arona)))’s inflated Weimar Gehenna pyros and replace them with stronger pyros that can get you 1 pull with only 10 pyros
i hate this dumb fatass
>>555443230Please be patient most sensei have a memory like goldfish
>>555443230It helps to actually read the new chapters>I don't like readingOkay
>>555443345ZOO WEE MAMA
>>555443206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufl1-q3O8S4
>>555443404I'm just a passerby asking questions
Where's PV for part 3?
>>555443345ignore this postdoing this is how I spent a full spark on a student that I got 15 pulls into her banner
Are they adding an AP sink event tomorrow on JP?I really hope not, there is nothing that feels better than being able to spend all your AP on 3* missions without missing out on anything else
>>555443230more like >You fucking disgusting retarded fleshbags we will turn everything into robots and take over the world for your own goodthey never wanted to kill people only now that you are wrecking them they are thinking about killing you, second line is correct tho
>>555443145she’s killing herself if you don’t pull her this week
>>555443151She's very cute and plappable so I caved in too despite not originally planning to. It's over, the men are too weak to the vices of titties.
a purple oopart's crafting value is 50, cost in the jfd shop is 25; 2 value per coin.a yellow's value is 20, cost 12; 1.(6) value per coin.a blue's is 10, cost 9 for two; 2.(2) v/c.a gray's is 5, cost 2 for two; 5 v/c.therefore it's better to buy only the purple and gray ones in jfd for fodder.is this correct?
Are Robots good for you?
I am just happy that we can soon move on from Decagrammaton arc as overall so far it's been a 7/10.
>skip Miyo on her first run>regret it badly>get her a few months later for free anywaysWhy would I ever roll for non-limited students again? Just luckshit them while rolling limited banners lmao
>>555443230eh idkcan't read moonrunes, instead of relying to summary.i'll just wait until it comes to global
>>555443151I cleared 106 Chokemah with a borrowed SSaori, you don't need her.
>>555443230Listen, Kivotos was promised to them six gorillion years ago.
How is Alice a student if she's thousands of years old? She's older than you!
Was Gogurt promised to Aris?
>>555443623Considering volume 1 was literally a 0/10 I take it you really really liked vol 2 and 3
>>555443632where's my Koyuki then
>>555443669uuh ok but Hiroy is meant for yellow Chokmah
>>555443632Because you need them UE40+ for esports and rolling on banner students saves 600 ligma now
>>555443623The SPTF banters have been 11/10 though.
>>555443765Skill issue.>>555443802I don't need UE40 for Miyo. I see your point in general though, saving the ligma for UE30 dMitcher felt good
Phew, next Set is Blue. Can finally get sHoshi for red set.
>>555443802if she’s not meta she doesn’t need upgrades anyway
>>555443441Did you read?
>>555443784Neru is better anyway
>>555443784>yellow Chokmahthat's neru jk territorys.hiroy is a dick roll
>>555443884trying not to spoil myself too much, so no
Do not skip Miyo next week
>>555443814Yeah, say what you will about Decca's main story but it's done wonders for Eimi and Toki especially.Went from what felt like background characters to some of the most entertaining characters when they're on screen.
>>555443868Koyuki is actually the smartest in Millenium (unfortunately)
>>555443934> Next weekNigga Miyo is in 2 weeks.
>read chapters>the ones declaring war were Decacheck>they want to use Netzach to basically terraform Kivotos into a Steel Hellscapecheck>they want to control humanity's will and choices checkWhat exactly did I miss here?>oh but humans do the same to machinesThe Prophets circumstances are not humanity's fault as they outlived most of them and became forgotten and abandoned.>But they lacked free willEven after being granted "free will" they chose of their own volition to continue their tasks, HOD actually wanted to meet Millennium's students, Tiphareth wished to continue with the task it had, I'm not even sure what Binah was freed from that thing just roams the desert.>B-but Deca was forced to serve cheap ass coffeeOhr Ein and Sof could have moved him elsewhere, he was just deluded with the idea of becoming god. At the end of the day are OES truly acting on their own free will if they were questioning Tiphareth's decisions? Are they not slaves all the same?Someone truly make me see what point are the Deca cunnies trying to make here.
There has been so many books and movies with the exact same plot as Vol EX and the themes still manage to give people the wrong ideas.
>>555443893>>555443915yeah no kidding geniuses, but she wasn’t out at the time and Hiroy’s kit is specifically designed for his ballista phase
are we getting that weird fes archive banner on jp tomorrow? I remember something about it but I didn't pay attention
>>555443991We're accelerating right now, unc
>>5554434943x bounties/normal/hard missionsat least, according to the OP, but that's it
>>555443934Usecase?
>>555444053We should accelerate your IQ instead.
>>555444064She cute
I finished Volume 1 Chapter 3 but still not sure who won in the Hoshino vs Hina fight?
>>555443597seems correct. that's what i've been doing for a while
>>555444052That's several weeks before fes, maybe sharing DMich but I don't play JP so I'm not 100%
>>555443717Being a student has nothing to do with age directly
>>555443995>Someone truly make me see what point are the Deca cunnies trying to make here.consider the following: they are women
>>555443995>At the end of the day are OES truly acting on their own free will if they were questioning Tiphareth's decisions? Are they not slaves all the same?Malkuth's "that doesn't really matter stop asking questions" dismissal to that doesn't make things any better for them. Of course we are guilty of the same thing but at least sensei has the balls to accept he might be hypocritical.
Takanashi lostSorasaki won
>>555443934Do NOT roll this succubus, she will rape you and take no responsibility.
>>555444052We already got the bluefes archive banner in early January during 2nd week of ninjasI'm not surprised you missed it, they didn't shill it at allI grabbed Wakamo from it because I still didn't have her 3 years into my account
>backtrack 2 threads to read something interesting because I'm bored>found out we have a retarded nozomifaglol lmao
>>555443623Nah I've been liking it from the start, the early unraveling of the Deca mystery was kino, the general banter and dynamics between Eimi and Himari and then Toki were funny, the gags with Kei were all fantastic, the general travelling around, exploring the ruins, going through the artic, exploring the thundra, going through a volcano mine exploration and ending on the vault built by Red Winter, it's all interesting world building we got, I'd easily give it a 10/10 but frankly it feels quite underwhelming how easily they went down, which granted, lorewise they were less prepared to fight us and most of them were not in favorable environments, but still, it was a ragtag group of people that bested an army meant to take over the world.A 9/10 is fine too.
>>555443632I got like 5 new non-limiteds from fes in two sparks despite still missing 52 and 0 new in one spark on the current banners.
>>555444008I don't like saying it since it's an overused term these days, but Americans tend to lack reading comprehension>They're opposed to me therefore they're evil, because I am goodThat's not what evil means>I don't agree with their goals or ideals therefore they're evilThat's not what evil means >I won't even try to understand their words or feelings, the fact I'm fighting them means they're evilThat's not what evil meansMeanwhile I look at average JP anons comments on Twitter and it's like "damn they're putting a lot more thought in this than English fans"
>>555443961Himari would slaughter you for saying that
>>555443717Alice is thousands of years old but looks like a 12 year old and has a lot of missing knowledge.She probably doesn't really understand what sex is.
>>555444246>they are womenI thought they were little girls what the fuck!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
>>555443995It's lazy writing, we should bring He Who Must Not Be Named back to fix the writing
My precious desert rose.
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2016436647873892474
>>555444064Sexual satisfaction.Alternatively phase 2 of Yesod
you know little cafe stories would be good way to see interactions between two students that wouldn't reasonably be able to interact otherwiselike Aru and Minaor Meru/Maki and Eri
>>555444064yesod if you don't have Mimori or sEimi or bKazusa
>>555444170Hina.>Hoshino's plan was to take the train and chase Suou to stop Schemata>Hina effectively stopped her objectiveI'm sure Hoshino could beat Hina but that wasn't her purpose to begin with
>>555444425Wakasisters... our response?
>>555444387I genuinely can't tell if these types of seia shitposts are genuine or ironic anymore, or genuine people masking themselves as ironic, or irony masked as something genuine.
>>555443956>entertaining>jokes about trapping you in Millennium rape dungeonTHATS NOT ENTERTAINING THATS A CRIME
>>555444292yeah I wasn't playing jp then so I wasn't paying attention I thought it was coming with the fes because someone was saving 600 rolls on global to roll it along with the fes banners but I guess they were confused toothat makes it simpler, I'll just dump 400 rolls into the fes banners
Realistically I'm pretty sure I can do all non-Geb TOR from here on out and I'm a steambab. Do I just loosely plan for luna in a year or something?
>>555444342Eastern and Western philosophies are fundamentally too different when it comes to this particular issue. Anyone that threatens our security is automatically the bad guy, you are not supposed to bend the knee to the bad guy. Doing so is going against our philosophy, but Asians generally don't think like westerners so our ideals clash really hard.
>>555444607You can if you want to spend the effort to plan for a few lunatic raids.Personally I've been playing for years and I refuse to clear lunatic until they raise the level cap. The last time they did that was almost 2 years ago
>>555444425>it's alright, I will always be here my fucking heart
>>555444552> M.Aris> Rio> KurokoHow many times had Wakamo be considered dead by now?This general will go full meltdown if Wakamo synergy with Kei.
>>555444342No one said they are evil, their intentions are "noble", but these points have been explained to them as to why their control over humanity's decisions would be a bad thing, even Malkuth agreed. So why pursue it? Peaceful dialogue was tried and didn't work. Why should I feel pity? I can understand the enemy but it doesn't mean I should hold back, not when they already hold a grudge for killing their buddies.Remember, they started it.
>>555444553>doomfox.gif>the baiting without bait gif even brother
for blue chokmah can I use Chise instead of Rejijo and I don't have cycling Shiroko so idk what to dofloor 75
>>555444342I don't think it's just reading comprehension. Westoids on average just tend to be extremely shallow, polarizing, and inflexible in how they view everything. There is no looking at things from more than one angle.
>>555444675Only Americans have such twisted views. Please stop trying to lump the rest of the West in with you.
>>555444882poe's law
More like high crotch guard.
I hope Arona is a bitch tomorrow and makes me double spark.I need an excuse to roll for ligma.
You're not living your life correctly.
>>555444980Your line of thinking is why the EU is being invaded by the brown wave and you still let it happen. I'm so glad you aren't Sensei, you would lead Kivotos into ruin.
>>555444342From NOWHERE??!! Rent at a nonexistent price???
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamondsThat’s funny, I'm in the same cave lookin’ for miners‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is majorCan’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a ragerAlways been a pervert, so I accept the insultsWhen I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
>>555444000
>>555444675>Eastern philosophy>by killing a genocidal mass murderer you're just as bad as him because it's le hecking evil
https://x.com/i/status/2016238892656033944Good job assholes. People are canceling con appearances because you US faggots can't keep your country safe.
>>555445212muramasawasn't that supposed to be never translated? I don't think EOPs should have ever tasted it
>>555445227>vtuber slopWho?
you can't just gaslit me to roll Miyo
Blue Archive?
> ffxivYeah nah I'm good
>>555445107s-spit in my mouth..
>>555445260I wish I didn't.
>>555445273Cute girls.
>>555445282ffxiv is one thingbut I draw the line at /xivg/
>>555445212None of the decas are genocidal mass murderers, they never killed anyone at allIronically you killed way more than they did when you killed everyone on the steel continent aside from themYou're the genocidal murderer in this situationThis is that reading comprehension thingYou're unable to see the story from any viewpoint except your own. All you see is that the decas are opposed to you, therefore they're evil.
>>555445272
>>555444754I think Wakamo will be fine as she is as a sub dps. It's Kuroko who's more fucked outside of Set and PvP.
>>555445260Is it the epic VN that's so fucking difficult to read even most natives can't read it?
>>555444925Their angle is entirely acting on a religious belief. I've read the Japs arguments but they only work if you pretend friendly dialogue wasn't tried before this declaration of war, and now that they are losing they weep and cry that you killed their friends and make you feel guilty about it.Funny because this is exactly how Palestine fell to the Jews. It's almost like we forgot the Deca are all Jewish.
Im a mass murder ?
Global Miyo will be nicer than JP
>>555445460Bro is a bunch of crows in a trenchcoat
>>555445460>>555445506NRVNQSR sensei...
>>555445529Kill yourselfUnironically
>final fight with malkuth>the gang is losing>suddenly, picrel appears and save the day
Started JP when the PC client released and haven't pulled once, use this as a reference for when someone asks for the amount of pyrox they can get before fes if they start during 100 rolls and just rush. Though I could push further in missions, I stopped at 13-5 and 9-3H (I am lazy, I could still auto mobs and boss stages) and I also haven't done momos, can't push any higher in PVP as my bracket jumps to Lv.90s from around rank 600+
>>555445631nuh uh
Literally the ideal woman
>>555445492Global Miyo should get the Seia treatment (more retarded)
Is there any youtube channel or something that will let me read the whole BA story start to finish but in JAP?
>>555445653Damn the game is real generous for newcuties nowadays
>>555445657>Deca join the homeless NEET gangI believe
>>555445698Have you tried looking it up on Youtube instead of asking us?
>>555445698I think it's dishonorable to do that or something
This is my Answer.
>>555445442>>Is it the epic VN that's so fucking difficult to read even most natives can't read it?one of them, yesbut as someone who read it in japanese, its not really that hard to read
>>555445669>ideal woman >wants me to wear a condom ideal my ass
>ideal women>doesn't deal women
Reminder the point of alts are literally "what type of sexy outfit would you like girls to appear in doujinshi for the next six months"Therefore plugsuits probably aren't the best choice. Hard to remove, hard to have sex in them, there's no universally agreed upon concept on how they work, where the opening is. They're a very abstract costume in a way. Thankfully a lot of Evangelion doujinshi exists to kind of pave the way for how it should work.That's why they had to show you the opening for the suit in Rio's L2D just so you'd know where it could open up for future doujinshi. Newfags go "Uhh, isn't Rio's L2D too much" no it was basically necessary in order to show people how it could open up. Rio was the sacrifice in order to show people how sex would still be possible in the suit.Once you understand alts are created for doujinshi you start to understand why they're created and the thought process behind them. Why the gamer girls all got maid alts for example.
Are they gonna release the pc client shop before tomorrow or whatIt feels like they're missing out on free money, also I don't want to buy through my phone because I heard the prices will be lower if you buy through yostar directly
>>555445846>faggot posting a picture of doddle senseiOpinion discarded.
>>555445361The point is that they will mass murder if they have it their way. It is genocide to us but not to them as humanity is just an obstacle in their eyes to fulfill their prophesy and destiny.
So part 3 is tomorrow?
i'm not the baddie
>doodlesensei schizo
>>555445890Makes sense.Some outfits seem harder to draw and deal with than others, unfortunately. I can't see a lot of doujins for mecha Aris (sadly)
>>555445825guh
>>555445959They wish to protect humans they've already said a dozen times, they aren't going to murder humanity. The steel continent can only warp inorganic matter, living brings aren't in danger to begin with.Meanwhile you murdered all the apostles ripped out their hearts, and ate them
>>555445846It's a choice
>>555445916You can literally just go to the yostar store and buy pakejishit directly right now, the in-game store is not necessary.
Forgib?
>>555445916Like 5%?
>>555445361>they never killed anyone at allthey wanted to enslave all mankind.>Ironically you killed way more than they did when you killed everyone on the steel continent aside from themThey tried to kill us first back when Deca baited us into the facility he was residing and bombed the place down and tried to bury us several feet deep underwater.>You're the genocidal murderer in this situationTiphy killed itself first, we weren't even gonna kill Tiphy until they tried to retrieve it and bomb the entire place, which Tiphy chose to protect humanity's vault goods instead. The Deca are at fault for Tiphareth's death.>You're unable to see the story from any viewpoint except your own. All you see is that the decas are opposed to you, therefore they're evil.I understand their point. Sensei inclusively explained why their point was flawed, they didn't care because it came from a filthy fleshbag.The Deca cannot be reasoned with and should be neutralized by force before the entirety of Kivotos pays for their actions.
>>555446038>believing the antagonistI can't with you, man.
>>555445954they don't call you Iroha "schizo" for nothing, huh?
>>555446025That's why they designed the wing unit to be removable
>>555445890How does Hoshino (Same outfit but with a vest) fit into this?
>>555445916just go to yostar website directly https://payment.yostar.co.jp/index
>>555446108>le 'insert girl name' boogyman schizotake your meds or GTFO back to 8ch
>>555445916let them make sure the payment implementation is bulletproof first, we don't wanna have an Endfield situation on our hands here
>>555446129An image this godly deserves full res.
>>555446108You do realize Anonymous is your name here too right, god damn
wii r anonymuz
>>555446132https://exhentai.org/g/3729164/e9d30e8c64/
>>555446189Looks to me like you know everything there is to know about that place. Maybe you should go back.
so Miyo was built for neglect play, right?
>>555446446It's Miyu
Never ask a woman her weightA man his hairlineAnd a pandemoniumfag what is their favourite alt
>>555446446Yes.
Entire twitter feed is filled with people hitting 200 without Rio or Himari.
Never ask gookako anything. He'll either lose or start talking about futa.
>pretty good event bonuses (100/90/95)>2nd week is 2x hards and comissionsFuck I'm torn a little bit, I will probably clear the water gun shop since I'm going for achievements anyways, but there are things I'd want from other shops as well and that would mean I won't be doing hards
>went to four different melonbooks to find Asayuki’s Rio/Himari doujin and Ushikani Kassen’s Kazusa doujin>nothingI hope these get scanned soon…
Iroha (Wedding Dress), thanks for asking.
https://magma.com/d/PQ8frQD87qhttps://magma.com/d/PQ8frQD87qhttps://magma.com/d/PQ8frQD87qcome draw /bag/. add a babu or cowprint microbikini or whatever you want
>>555446616try checking surugaya if you haven't yet. online order, i mean.
Wanting me to put on a condom is hot as fuck though.Knowing that a girl wants to have sex with me for the sole purpose of pleasure is very satisfying.
>>555446657wtf is that Reisa in the bottom left...
>>555446742That not what sex is intended for
>>555446609shit, really? missing out on hards is a pain, but I'm sticking with the event, one clear of the minigame is 300k credits, 0,5 yellow equipment orbs and 4,5 yellow reports on average, so it makes up for skipping commissions imo
>>555446742a girl begging you to get impregnated is hotter though
>>555446913Ain runs on Windows XP.
>>555446827Besides the minigame shop I'd want reports and Abydos bluerays/tech notes. Not sure if I want to skip artifacts, gifts and furniture. I probably should but idk
>>555446609you literally never need to do commissions, and hards are really only a big deal when it's 3x
Good thing there are no mentally sane anons that wants to fuck this.
>>555445653>676 rolls worth before fes banner even startsyou could finish the free pulls spark then still spark fes 3 times over.
>>555447062Too late, she's already in my main memory lobby rotation
Japs are theorizing now that this might be Malkuth, feels too farfetched
Yuzu would've performed better had she been provided a hitbox instead of a regular arcade stick.
>>555446784Exactly. That's what makes it hot.>>555446907Both are good in their own way.Girls can obviously derive sexual pleasure from unprotected sex but a girl wanting to have protected sex with you is a CLEAR indicator that she's lusting after you. And the greatest satisfaction I can feel as a man is having girls lust after me.
>>555447018well the final stage gives tiny amounts of those currencies but if you farm hard enough you should manage to get all the purple stuff?
>>555447135>Japsliterally one guy who then got made fun of
>>555447135They are losing their minds in real time it seems
>>555447163I'm amazed she can wear an outfit like that. She's basically just flying around in panties that are always exposed.
>>555447026Are you a first day player or a first day player?
Which unit should I pick with my Archive Points?
>>555446108Did you actually just reply to yourself at this point?
>>555447135Malkuth and Pina are the same person...
>>555447135Well it'd be boring that way isn't it? So not gonna happen.
>>555447239I mean to be fair in universe no one cares.The robots aren't going to get hardThe girls aren't going to get hardSensei sees her like a daugther so he is not getting hard
/bag/ I'm hungry~what should I eat?
Get in, almost time for Daath vs Neo Avant Gardehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9MqZY4FGGo
>>555447245They're all easily farmable. Just keep it
>>555447312>he is not getting hardy-yeah... definitely not
>>555447341Baked beans on toast.
>>555447242neither, I've been playing for two and a half yearsI've never ran out of credits and there was maybe a single short period when I was short some reports because I wasted some when I was still leveling up
>>555447341A knuckle sandwich
>>555446597Not a furry but this actually looks dope.
>>555447341fast so you lose some weight, fatty
>>555447312everyone sees Ibuki like a daughter but that doesn't stop anyone from lewding her all the time.
>>555445460From a certain perspective PvP is you coming into contact with other Senseis timelines and kicking their students asses. You're kind of a dick.
>>555447341Refried left over chicken
>>555446742>Knowing that a girl wants to have sex with mewhy would you project and say pathetic shit like that? if students were real they wouldn't have sex with you
>>555446070>>555446074>>555446137>no paypalare they gonna make me pay VAT if I pay through credit card? might just stick with google honestly 5% difference is pretty bad for a dedicated store
>>555447002delish
>>555447341Borgir
>>555447589Maybe not you
>>555447341
>>555447062Good thing there are no mentally sane anons that wants to choke and beat the shit out of this.
>>555447502But it's not ramadan yet and I'm not a muzzie
>>555447710i cast BALD
>>555447341Cum
This thread reeks cherry boy
>>555447145Yuzu would use a splitbox for the ergonomics
>>555447608>are they gonna make me pay VAT if I pay through credit card?No. It's just conversion rate, and they use the same cheap conversion as amazon jp.
>>555447203It seems I should get everything I want if I don't farm eleph, I'd get sAtsuko to 3* and that's fine I guess since I can't even clear TOR raids right now
blue archive
My thoughts: [-]
>>555447589>if students were real they wouldn't have sex with youNow THAT'S what I call projecting.
>>555447842color of skin and size?
Shout out to our waitress for letting us do oshikatsu
Shiroko spotted
>>555447412Start doing lunatics big boy.
>>555447934gold looks better, aruji-dono
I will get both arisu and kei in 200 rolls minimum.
>>555447905Caramel14cm erect
Post THAT image, you know which one
>>555447905Definitely more white than you.Probably taller than you.
>>555448008
>>555447915where's this? akiba?
>>555448008Oh, you know...
>>555447724then why do you know about it?
>>555447907Would sensei be satisfied going to hooters? There's no cunny waitresses after all...
>>555448084do I have to?
>>555448012Why don't you post your cock for proof
>>555448070>will never wake up to thisy even liv bros?
Condoms are a turn off to me because they hurt my dick
>>555448128I'm plague with muzzie neighbors
>>555448213Hifumifag, no
>>555448038Probably not, I forgot where the dude lives but it's not near there.
Reminder Sensei's penis is canonically small
>read patch notes>they're delaying the malkuth raid for 18 hours againFucking hell, gotta wake up at 9am for rolling and then stay up until 3am to do the raid
>>555448213I now understand why you don't like women lusting after you.You're just gay.
>>555448304oh he just like me fr... ~15cm
>https://x.com/KivotosBOE/status/2016296149687402619you are confusing the japs
>>555448287Bongsensei...
I hate the alarm clock I chose
I am brown
I am bored
>>555448304Why are you so obsessed with cock?
>>555448406>account from Koreaof course
>>555448304Not according to Renge.
>>555448548Their english must be pretty good.
>>555448304It gets bigger.
I have an impregnation fetish. I simply want my students to get pregnant. Even if they put a condom between me and them like "please at least use this" I would grab it and toss it away. Miss me with that rubber shit! I will repopulate kivotos!
>>555448626Better than most Asia
I am Rock, it ain't no breakin' meI am Rock, it ain't no shakin' meI am Rock, that ain't no earthquake, it's meI am Rock (Huh), I am Rock (Huh)I am Rock, it ain't no breakin' meI am Rock, it ain't no shakin' meI am Rock, that ain't no earthquake, it's meI am Rock (Huh), I am Rock (Huh), I am Rock
The Final Blow
>>555448406I don't get it, is she holding the gun wrong?
Sumire would want me to go to the gym, so I must. Even if it's 2:30 in the morningAlso, I feel like she never gets posted here at all. Do other Sensei forget she exists? She was my first 3 star when I did my free so I at least have some space for her in my heart
>>555448691The top part completely misses the point of volume 3. I can't help but think it was made by someone who didn't read the story.
Is there a full list of students who canonically like momofriends? And which specific momo friend they like?Hifumi and Azusa are the obvious answers (peroro and skullman respectively), but who else?
atsui nigga
>>555448849>She was my first 3 star when I did my freeSame. I used her for missions.
>>555448879Mine likes Wavecat
>>555448828Supposedly. I don't know why
>>555448879nonomi likes nicholaithe blue girl with wings and a riot shield is implied to be a fan of wavecat
>>555448879Besides Mine, Nonomi said she likes them when she first met Hifumi.
Who is the blue girl with wings and a riot shield
>>555448664Same. All students would look even more heavenly if they had my child in their belly
>>555448926skill issue
>>555447372Ohnononono
Volume EXThis looks so fucking goofyGoddammit Rio
>>555449020and this is why she jobs 9 out of 10 times
>>555448304>micro penis>balding>self proclaimed tall but actually short>feminine voicethose all sensei's trait
>>555449061me but at 200 contemplating whether i should go for rio
>>555449009Yume
>>555449009She is Mine
>>555448926>>555448828Look at where her thumb is placedyou're effectively obstructing your aim like that
>>555449098She'll come at 210 bro
>>555449127Ohhh, damn that's a huge oversight
>>555449126I like how arisu and kei have sticc bodies
>>555448664Agreed
soon.. vol 7..
>>555448527>its was okay to talk about Sensei's penis until it was revealed it was small all along>suddently talking about it becomes taboo
>>555449127/bag/ and japs don't know how to use guns.
>>555449085Hey I'm not balding nor do I have feminine voice.
>>555449247Where was it revealed?
>>555449127Does she really need precise aim if she's fighting Renge in melee range? Besides that, it was established pretty well that Yukari is fairly weak and untrained (obviously since she's a first year and the people who were supposed to train her left the club for a long period of time)
>>555449061couldn't be me. I got 1 Rio and 2 Himaris
>>555449247> RevealedWhere?
why are you like this
>>555448664>>555449018Which students would look the best pregnant?
>>555449294There's an inuendo in EX directed at Avant Garde and anon is apparently so self-conscious about his small penis that he's warped it.
>round 2Giddy up
>>555449341>>555449294Here
>>555449407Why am I not even surprised kek
>>555448879I really want more Azusa content
Nothing wrong about it
>>555449247I would like to once again remind you there are better ways to spend the last shreds of life you have left before killing yourself than seething over a popular loli game, sis.
>>555449295>Does she really need precise aim if she's fighting Renge in melee range?Obviously no. It isn't that offensive but ideally you wouldn't do that But it is kinda in character for her though thinking about it
>>555449464
>>555449354A man's gotta de-stress every now and then. Especially if you're someone as busy as sensei.
>>555449464> Rickroll> TenorGrandpa, this isn't 2002 anymore.
It's kind of crazy that blue archive has survived three major releases over the past 2 years. Wuthering waves, zzz, and now Endfield. It's honestly pretty impressive. Most gacha games tend to fall off or lose player retention, but 5 years in BA keeps chugging along.
>>555449295That's true, the fact it's melee means the way she's holding is more appropriate as it allows her to use it to shield herself, normally you wouldn't have the thumb on to top, only hold it by the underside meaning you wouldn't be able to block with it.
>>555448879ibuki likes ninpero
>>555449706idolmaster... forgotten...
>>555449294>>555449341Here
greedy cow
>>555449706Because BA is the only one that has its target audience. Genuinely companies underestimate how much they could benefit from appealing to straight men instead of having males or other weird shit in their gachas.
>>555449757why the fuck are there elon watermarks in the background
How old is shuro?Why does she keep calling 17 year olds children
>>555449801She deserves it chud, pay up
>>555449706I wouldn't call wuwa a major release but you can't expect a dent in BA's popularity until someone starts pandering to the correct demographic first
>>555449826she is 6or 7
>>555449796gakumas is way too fucking jewish
>>555449706desu BA is definitely losing player retention, but even then it's still healthy, especially when you consider it's been 5 years since launch.It'll probably be fine until it has its PriConne moment
>>555449706There's a very simple explanation: these 3 games target the "gacha hopper" audience whereas BA has its own disjuncted target audience.
>>555449801are you trying to make her bweeh?
>>555449295>Besides that, it was established pretty well that Yukari is fairly weak and untrained Her chibi doesn't even aim with a c-clamp grip.
>>555449826>Why does she keep calling 17 year olds childrenWhen does she do that?
>>555449826Are you thinking about Kokuriko? Don’t remember Shuro saying that.
>>555449826Early to mid 20’sShe recalled events happening 7 years ago like she was a teen back then
>>555449920I would call Green our retarded Priconne moment, but then minmaxing for plat is for mad people anyway.
>>555449940Is the "priconne moment" supposed to be an event horizon of unsustainable constant limited releases?
>>555449706>pants shop has survived three major shirts shop releasescrazy stuff
>>555449951She's not getting jumped by a fat dragon tail so she has more time to get her posture right
>>555449951Even the weakest student is far stronger than the mightiest sensei, this is why sensei gets molested on a daily basis
>>555450019People was already supposed to be the start of our downfall and fast forward to now no one is complaining about itI think green will be just fine
>>555448828She's either deliberately not using her sights or someone messed up when deciding how she should grip her rifleIt's not that egregious given that the former is within the realm of possibility
>>555450019We needed new types for more variety on who to use
>>555450079I think I could overpower Sora.
>>555449872We could have gotten a game to compete with BA but pikachu man was too much of a dumbass.
>>555450019it's not even close because green doesn't fundamentally change anything. it's just an extension of what purple does. you should be calling purple the retarded moment, but that happened 2.5 years ago and BA is still chugging along decently enough.
>>555449637i want one...
>>555450130They're getting the team back together.
>>555449706Same with FGO
>>555450127sensei's last words...
>>555450102>PeoplePurple*
>>555450027that's more of a symptom than a cause.I don't know princonne well but IIRC that game was never really successful outside of its first year and when their anime S1 was airing.
>had to lock my phone because my mom kept invading my privacy >still asks why I locked it>get into a huge argument over it despite being an adult already yet still treats me like a 10 year oldI don't hate her but it's pretty funny how she still treats me like a kid.
>>555450104NTA but green armor is just an upgrade over yellow, hardly what I'd call variety.
we need the green smeg
>>555450187Aris is taller? I thought they were both the same height.
>>555450220I’d leave
>>555450220>nagisa.jpg
>>555450220it's not something I'd do to my kids, but still, her house, her rulesyou want privacy? move out
I think green will be finegreen/purple equivalent of red most likely is cominganything after that is retarded and indicative of the end times
So now that we're getting green do you think they learned their lesson about not releasing stupidly busted students from purple i.e. SHanako and SMik
>>555450130Good, I want BA to keep winning as long as possible. The amount of contempt, jealousy and hate I see from outside fanbases fuels me.
does Mine actually know medicine? i don't have her so i cant read her momos
>>555450019>I would call Green our retarded Priconne momentThat's not even remotely comparable.a princonne moment in BA would be like everyone and everything only has had normal damage/armor up until that point where they suddenly introduced 6 different damage type/armor out of the blue.
>>555450102>>555450151I feel like introducing a brand new color dynamic will always spiral things outta control. Like can you even imagine the utter clusterfuck we would get in 2-3 years if it's expanded like FGO?
>>555449706>mass appeal vs focused marketingTry to please everyone, pleases no one. Dog chase 2 rabbits and got none, etc etc.
>>555450306What will be red's color? We ran out of good colors.
>>555449706>Wuthering waves, zzz, and now Endfieldway different kind of game and not a direct competitor.HorseGame? probably
I just wish they fixed purple first
>>555450019>Priconne momentIs it hagifying Kokkoro or another retarded decision?
>>555450393What's that?You want orange?
>>555450380If only there was some sort of a pattern with the rest of the primary colours...
>>555450220weird blogpost
>>555450220I like showing my mom BA. I will show her the new students' reveal art, and she always replies with, "They look cute."It's not much, and my mom probably doesn't care, but I kind of like showing my mother some of my hobbies.
>>555450357Back to my point, people were already saying the exact same thing about purple and it turned out just fine. You DO know purple wasn't always in the game right?>>555450393Fix what exactly?
>>555450443I will not accept orange. It looks way too similar.
>>555449706>endfieldplayable males>ZZZplayable males>Wuwaplayable malesI am seeing a pattern here
>>555450393To fix purple you'd have to nerf sHanako. Good luck dealing with the fallout from that.
>>555450410no, he was probably implying that time when princonne suddenly introduced the elemental system out if nowhere because they have no idea how to balance the game.
>>555450516S.Hanako has not been relevant for anything except Kurokage since S.Mika's release.
>>555450583retard
>sMika>sHanakoThat’s all you need for purple. What’s the problem
>>555450456purple is a strict improvement over blue, both armor wise and damage wisewe still don't have a purple armor tank because it would simply be too broken
>>555450583yesod counts, surely.
>>555450583Still the best mobber against all armor.
>>555450456>turned out fineehhhh
>>555450516Yukari could've replaced sHanako but she lacks the sex appeal sHanako has. So, they devs purposefully made her mediocre.
you know, when you think of it as each level of affection only requiring at most two-three favorite yellow gifts more than the last, it doesn't seem too bad.
>>555450631Bro your Nozomi?
>>555449706Im pretty sure it has more to do with the fact you can run Blue Archive on a phone in world where pcs are expensive, specially niw that the prices are skyrocketing ith the AIfags hogging all the Ram and graphic cards
>>555450319Part time chiropractor
>>555450491When is playable Shuro?
>>555450632I'm no game designer, what even was the rationale for purple also being effective against blue in the first place? To me that always felt excessive but maybe there's some obvious reason I'm not grasping
>>555450641Just because a lot of people used her for convenience doesn't mean she was needed.
>>555450220Give her another child to take care
>>555450705You successfully gaslit yourself into enjoying the slow as molasses grind
>>555450729that applies to most gacha games. the technical requirements for them aren't that hard, most phones within the last 6-7 years can run them all just fine.
>>555450763no purple content on release so they had to make it work for existing content, but failed to balance every other color too so purple is strictly superior
>>555450763There was dick all purple content initially, I always assumed it was to give it a bit of range early on but sHanako was so busted that it worked against them and she ate into content she shouldn't have.They've never came out stating their design intent though, so maybe there were other reasons.
>>555450763An attempt make to make purple somewhat relevant without the content for it being there yet
>>555450739Mine be like
>>555450849My ipad from 2021 can't run BA without crashing.
>>555450763making it less useless while there's no or little purple content yet.improving blue since it was always pretty bad.
>>555450729I keep telling you to get an iPad man. An iPad Pro or even an iPad Air is the ultimate gaymen tablet.
>>555450909your what bro?
>>555450692Again, 0 argument why purple is badThe worst part I can think of about purple was that sHanako was beyond broken for the longest time and not having her was a huge brick for purple content, but I don't expect them to do the same mistake again. At this point into the game purple is fine.>>555450763The rationale was making the transition easier by letting you use purple students on non-purple content.
>>555450452I used to do the same but for other games, feels good being a momma's boy
>get a maxiPad
>>555450916Must be the nexon <-> samsung bias. my galaxy note 10 from like 2019 ran BA near perfectly until 2024 when I replaced it
>>555450763they wanted content for hanako but were retarded and made her so utterly broken she didn't even need it in the first place
>>555450319Yes. But her specialization is just search&rescue + removal of tumors
>>555450929I don't want to lose my anal virginity, sorry.
I believe in the Green Smeg timeline, and so should you
How do I do the free rolls exploit
>>555450220just show her the game so she knows you are not gay
>>555451074buy pakeji
>>555450683You think this is a game?
>>555451074>start on jp>roll 100 times for free>???>PROFIT!!1!
>>555451074say bing
Now that purple is more established and they can make green damage students to force you to roll, they should buff blue to be effective against purple.
>ipadI hate the fact that if you don't get an Android tablet with one of the newer snapdragons, it's shit. And if it does work okay, it's just a Android update away from the performance tanking.
>>555450953you mean the argument as to why a color that's just strictly better than every other is bad?purple still isn't fine, shanako still clears blue content as if she was blue herself and it's also the entire reason why you're not getting a purple armor tank. nor a green armor tank for that matter
>>555450683Midori fucked with her controller and then grabbed Momoi's so that Momoi would lose
>>555451187Post your Peroro Hanako clear.
I was checking the numbers, having bunninell at 20 bond gives U.Neru like only 100 attack boost? is that legit? that sounds like such a negligable bump in DPS
Please how do I do the exploit that lets me roll without spending the blue rocks
do people prefer Kei as a little sister or an older sister?
>>555451187>you mean the argument as to why a color that's just strictly better than every other is bad?At this point you're just complaining about powercreep>shanako still clears blue content as if she was blue herselfYeah I guess she's good enough to clear all blue insane raids by herself. Anyways how is this bad?
>>555448664same, I would sabotage the condoms myself
When is the next battle pass? I just kind of assumed when the first one ended, the second one would start right up.
>>555451321That's why you go up to 50.Every bonuses count for speedrunners. Not so much for regular people.
>>555451373Older sister, how is that even a question
How are they going to handle battle Gamers + Eimi banner? Regardless if it's on a rerun or a different new event, releasing 4 new units at the same time would be pretty insane wouldn't it?
>>555450827i'm not enjoying it yet, i'm merely doing my best to cope.
>>555451025>going from flammenwerfer to the chemical corp Jesus
GUUUUH
>>555451373it's the same to me. she can be younger and still act as an older sister. it's a common trope
>>555451456>how is that even a questionThe popular trend for a while was to have the younger sister act like the older sister, and the older sister act like the younger sister.
>>555451458They don't always release all story/event alts you know
standing up for sensei rights against insurmountable odds is a suave, cool and outlaw thing to do
>>555451458There isn't going to be a rerunalso>units
>>555451520not rolling
>>555451373Lil sis is cuter. Also she claimed to be the older one, that gotta be the younger behavior of the twins.
Saars please do the needful and to tell me how to roll for free
>>555451406there is nothing stopping them from just balancing the other colors by making them in line with purple that's the point
>>5554513213% damage on 50 bond adds up over the whole fight.
you can roll for free if you post your credit card info
>>555451649dude I actually have no idea what you're talking about
>>555451458Eimi and Yuzu in 2 weeks trust the plan
I'm in bed and forgot to do the Drill. Oh well...
>>555451742>He doesn't knowlol
>>555451547They have furniture already made.
>>555451520Cute
>>555451686What would be in line with purple? Purely having something else they're "effective" against? I am of the viewpoint that blue should at least be effective against purple (and therefore when green and probably orange come out they should have a similar relationship with yellow and red), but realistically, purple only outclasses blue in actual gameplay terms, and adding a random effective to red and yellow prior to their purple equivalents being in the game fully would be a mess.
>>555451686Only blue is severely scuffed compared to other colors and that's about to change literally tomorrow.You're making it seem as though purple is strictly superior to other colors and there is no reason to roll any non-purple students but the reality is that the other colors aren't trailing that far behind and there is still considerably more non-purple content than purple content.Also other than hanako shitting all over blue AoE content for a year there haven't been any cases of purple students being meta in non-purple raids. On release (regular) Mika was so broken that she was used for blue content despite being a yellow DPS.
>>555450763I think their end goal will probably be something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwtFc_jZPsk
>>555452007Japs were using sMika in blue ShiroKuro.
it will be magenta
>>555452065thats nuts
>>555452065Fat
>>555451586
Robots dont have feelings, dismantle them into spare parts
>>555452127>high burst character against a boss with burst phasewhoa
>>555451967making blue effective against purple would be making it more in line, yes>>555452007my point is simple. the color is better, that's it, again there is a reason as to why there isn't a purple armor tank
>>555452170not rolling
>>555452007>purple students being meta in non-purple raidsnta, but smika in blue hiero tmt
>Green typing just got released, so a Green attacker is inevitable.>Momiji has green hair. >Momiji is from Red Winter.>We're in winter right now, and red is (jusgt about) opposite from red on the color wheel. >Momiji has no alt, at a time when the team seems to be focusing on getting the older alt-less students their own. SHE is arriving,
>Chink not!Arcie>Uses Plana modelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVK7pxXogCI
>>555452312Aoba has had enough.
What the fuck, japs like Serika?
>>555452065Gohoubi taimu
https://x.com/i/status/2016197202394136583lol PC client of BA is about to be blocked in bongland.
https://x.com/MiyuEnjoyer64/status/2016358089801310369
Japanese have Toxoplasmosis
>>555452482Why is Kei wearing Momoi's panties?
>>555452559why aren't you?
>>555452025Megumbo will whoop their asses.
>>555442897
>>555452559Kei's uniform is the same one Alice wore the first time they found her.
kei is so FUCKING HOTi am so horny for keii want to cum inside her over and over and knock her up
>>555452218What would be the purpose of purple tank? There are barely any blue armor tanks either.
>>555443171>removing their white skin like they did to KeiNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so when is jap going to pull for aris and kei?
>>555452750>What would be the purpose of purple tank?The same as blue tank except they'd not be weak to blue damage.
>>555452310Based or cringe?
>>555452469What isn't at this point? Other than "historical" dramas featuring niggers as kangs.
>>555452450japs like catgirls and they tend to be the best members of their clubs, there's a reason why the great eastern kot and the ASS cat are so popular
>>555452750imagine a blue tank that isn't weak to bluenow consider the fact that no boss deals purple damage in this game
Azur Lane thread is laughing at us again...
>>555452218I genuinely don't see how a purple tank would break anything now. There's enough purple DPS for people to run in pvp, so it's not like they're be hard to counter.
>>555452482OH YEAH
>CM Arcie spamming is dead after face revealI am nooticing
>>555452750>what's the purpose of a tank?damn who knows>no blue tanksyour tsubaki? she's bonkers as a blue tank
>>555452906I love upskirts.
>>555452913Where?
>>555452906I can't stop staring at Kei. I think I'm in love.
>>555449706i just uninstalled ZZZ because i got sick of having to manually farm the same dogshit enemies every day while the game maps take longer to load than fucking elden ring for some reason
>>555452785
>>555452890NTA but I can assure you a purple tank would dominate pvp meta and it wouldn't even be close.
>>555452913>face revealthat shit was real?
>>555452913Why do you think all of the vtumors are so secretive about their identity?
>>555452767I can feel it kicking.
/bag/ when they can't use their new shiny student in any content>noooo why can't I use my wife everywhere it's not fair/bag/ when they can use their new shiny student in a bunch of content>noooo why can I use sMika in blue shirokuro it's not fair
>>555452819>>555452869If you don't want to be weak to blue damage just use one of the million of yellow tanks, easy. Purple tank isn't some revolutionary game breaking concept.
>>555453178Are they trying to seduce me?
>>555452913how fat and brown are we talking about
>>555453151>tfw Wife is useless regardless
my sMika is still level 1
but yellow already tanks purple damage?
>>555453306Chinatsu is not useless. She'll be good for Binah I believe it.
>>555452065The original triangle.
>>555453306Shimikochad...
>>555453306It this the elf fucker?
>>555452913there's a face reveal?
>>555453448>Elf fuckerRude. ChinatsuGOD is for Chinatsu only.
>>555452410Why is Aoba suddenly in Darkest Dungeon?
Is there maint for JP tonight?
>>555453581yuh
>CM arcieliterally who
>>555453069But why? You can simply run purple damage to deal with them and you would also be somewhat covering off blue armor students at the same time. I don't see why a purple armor tank would be so dominant anymore.
>>555453694what fighting game is toki copying?
「Go to work。」
>>555453694I want himari to walk on my penis
>>555453069>every season is sHanako season >red dps are basically extinct Hm, yes, I can see how broken the purple tank would be in PvP (not).
does aris play rance?
>>555453790Well, Rance was made by AliceSoft...
>>555453801Sexy Yuzu.
>>555453790Gahaha
>>555453751Kei love
>>555453751I just finished my shift.
>>555453763>red dps are basically extinctBro your Hibiki?
>>555453708I have GUH'd more to umas than to my students thanks to koikatsu.
>my first affection rank 20 is Utaha and it's only because I needed her bond gearI'm a fake and a fraud...
>>555453694starting to think himari is retard
>>555453763>every season is sHanako seasonlol>red dps are basically extinctlmao even
>>555452913Ehhh she's kind of cute.
>>555453953Take her to 100 now.
>>555454005>ultra fat face
do both Aris and Kei count as loli? Asking for a friend
>>555453801Breed
>>555454005could be worse
>>555454084Aris yes, Kei borderline.
>>555454005Looks like a normal girl streamer, really
>>555454005mid
>>555454005I honestly thought she would be fatter with how thick her fingers looked when she did handcams. Anyways, why the fuck does Nexon even have this woman vtube for them? Does she make anyone wanna play Blue Archive? The only reason I have ever tuned in was because someone said there might be a giveaway and I was strapped for gems. No vtuber should ever show their real face for any reason
>>555453801GUH
>Roll free 20 for Hihory>get Chiaki and Moe instead. Thanks...
>>555454084>>555454151Arisu is a loli with a pettanko body, Kei is not a loli
>>555453353OChinatsu sometimes yeah
>>555454005I got brainrot and can't find real women cute anymore.
>>555453751I am posting from work, and not working
>>555454005why hag lovers are like this?
So Kei can sweat and have saliva. Probably secretes cunny juice too. I wonder how she smell and taste.
>>555454345aris budding breasts are too big to be a pettan loli
>>555453657Let me frame it differently then, would you rather have a blue Atsuko/Tsubaki or a purple Atsuko/Tsubaki.
>>555454443This post is very indian
>>555454084>Over 1000 years old robot/AIIt still counts I guess
150cm+ is the loli line. I don't make the rules.
Do not redeem the Arisu saar
>>555454060looks like your average UK roastie. actually fat fucks would love to look like that
>>555454557Yuri is very popular here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0P7GouqHJ0
age is just a number. mental age is just a numner. what matters the most is a sexy loli body>inb4 ironic lolicon accusations
coom in doomrope in hope
Hear me out, next event will probably have a green unit right?So what if instead of a damage dealer, it's a green exclusive support? Like, everyone would roll for him/her because they don't want to miss on metaThen the next event comes around, and the green unit is...another green support. And everyone again rolls for themAnd for the third event? ANOTHER GREEN SUPPORTLiterally free money, Nexon hire me
>https://x.com/i/status/2016130924694667517>Blue Archive was almost called Hit Girls
>>555454707thisalso a penis is just a body part, it does't make a female less or more woman if they have one.
>>555443107About that...
>>555454796
>>555454471Of the two? Sure I can see the case for wanting purple armor over blue armor.In PVP right now though? I'd rather have yellow armor.
>>555454829I know coming up with names can be a bit difficult at times, but come on
>>555454005looks like an actual woman who would play video gamesat best all of you guys are the male equivalent of her
>>555454829I remember reading about this years ago.Pretty wild the BA devs used to make overhit which just looked like your usual 3D pseudo-realistic kmmo.
>>555454905your gookAko image?
>>555454829I am 99.9% sure they called it "blue archive" because they thought it sounded cool
>>555454223>mfw Malkuth robopussy
>>555454829>Call the game "Hit Girls">Look inside>The girls are the one hitting youwhat did Nexon mean by this
>>555455046It sounds better than Hit Girls, that's for damn sure
>>555455119Obviously "Hit Girls" is awful blue Blue Archive is a very good name
>>555454829>OverhitHow do even you go from making pic related to blue archive?Thats one hell of a pivot
Imagine if Neru had a penis and was really ashamed of it, that would be so hot
>we almost another /hgg/
How do we memoryhole Arcie's face so that we can continue comfyposting about her?
Class A amnestics have been deployed
they patched it...
Sensei...?
This is Hasumi general
If I don't see at least 10 level 50 bond keis tomorrow I am going to call you out for fake advertising
>>555455741You have already posted this
>>555455453Fuck that board bunch of mentally ill MBP 30+ year-old boomers gatekeeping h games with their porn rotten brains>>555455741Die
>>555455741Based, pilots shouldn't wear jellewery, it could get stuck in something dangerous
>>555455748I'm sorry anon... I don't think my week old gift stash will get me that farI'll get her at least to 80 on day one on global, I swear
>>555455046It does. The name had me curious.
not to start anything, but a BA girl whose halo is a swastika would go hard as fuck
>>555455746but it doesn't seem like it...
Hentai games are cringe, like just use your imagination
do you think we need a mugi student?
Sex with bushy-eyebrowed students.
>>555455987And her uniform?
>>555456035We already have one Tsumugi
>>555455748I'm devastated I can only make it to bond 50. But I'll post for sure. Her and alice gear
>>555456019i have coomed exclusively to asmr for the past few years
>>555456035holy eyebrows
>>555456019This but for imageboards. Just imagine yourself talking to people instead.
>>555456121nutslime
>>555456019After reading so many doujins I can't even jerk off with my imaginations alone anymore
>>555456120ASMR makes me actually cringe IRL. I don't get how people can enjoy that.
>do you think we need <uncslop>?
>>555456007This is by far one of my most favorite skill animations.
>>555456149Nutslime is nuts
>>555456180ThisIt's literally 3DPD porn but with extra steps
>>555456120I can't get into ASMR because I don't understand what they're fucking saying
>>555456186shut up! I hate you youngsters. stop calling me unc
I don't understand chokmah. Why does the second harpoon do nothing when you activate it?
BOO NIGGA
>>555456148Every time i do that they tell me i have schizophrenia...
>>555454829top tier naming sense
>>555456461uuuuuh...?
>>555456430Is elf pussy good for you?
>>555456367did you block chokmah from destroying the harpoons?
>>555456186Yes I think we need a "The Thing" event
>>555456430How does Himari put on her panties? Does she have someone else do it for her?If she does, I volunteer
>>555456186BasedMore neph slop
>>555456528She's not cripple, she's just lazy.
>>555456353That is often one of the appeals of ASMR, my man. Think about non-voiced ASMR, you don't understand wind in the trees or clocks lightly ticking, or whatever else.For BA ASMR, it's a soft voice whose tone you remember whispering softly, and if you've watched enough anime you can typically understand what's going on without knowing the words. I really recommend oShiggy's ASMR, it's great.
>>555456285Nah, I don't mind 3D porn, ASMR is worse because it actively makes my skin crawl most of the time.
>>555456508extremely
>>555456461BeatingWomenBeatingWomen2, now its personalBeatinWoman3, the roasties revenge
>>555456593whats neph?
>>555456732nephew
>>555456694>it actively makes my skin crawl most of the timegee I wonder why
>>555456601I'll try again. I've already download Shiggy's ASMR but I also have Iroha, Kisaki, and Kayoko
>>555456694That's the whole point. That's the effect ASMR as a term described before its meaning was lost like with every other term normalfags catch wind of.
>>555456778we like nieces here
>>555456528That's what Eimi is for
>>555456593>I dont know what any of these areBased
>>555456601NTA but asmrs don't work on me. Especially if I can't understand even a single word.
>>555456598Oh okayAnyways where do I apply to become her personal toilet?
Am I the only one or I'm seeing a lot of VTubers starting to play Blue Archive? My feed on Youtube has a lot of Blue Archive live
>>555456872Have you tried listening to them while you have breakfast? Imagine it for a moment.
No wonder decas lost if Ain's running on windows 10
>>555456789>tfw never found anything that had any impact on me.A pity. Still enjoy the occasional character ASMR but purely for the content.
>>555456789>a pleasant tingling sensationNo. That's not what I mean by my skin crawling at all. It is an incredibly unpleasant grossed out feeling I get.>>555456815I strongly doubt that ASMR describes the sensations that it makes me feel, particularly if that other anons definition is correct.
>>555456883Get in line bud
>>555456872>>555456353How about you learn Japanese?
Get in, almost time for Daath vs Neo Avant Guardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnCjvr39Vn8
>>555456525... Oh that's why.
We watch CM Arcie here
>>555457032For 1 track of my wife, and a small amount of blue archive ASMR? Not in this economy...
>>555457080bwo...
>>555457080Can't wait for Yesod to drop on global.
Chokmah nuts
>>555457204>>555457204>>555457204
>>555456918>imagine someone talking into your ear while you're trying to enjoy your mealNo.>>555457032I'm not interested in manga or anime. Learning JP for BA content alone isn't worth it.
>>555456991you know that sounds awfully close to what autistic people feel. They are often intolerant to certain types of stimulation, to the point of aversion to it.
>>555456461Why is raping women worse than killing?
>>555457079I expected this guy to be a boomer from his art but he sounds like a lil zoomzoom...
>>555457240If you are obsessed with blue archive that means you love japanese shit, whether you realize it or not. It will serve you in the future.
>>555457274I wasn't gonna say it, but my armchair psychology says he feels discomfort from the 'intimacy' that comes with ASMR.
>>555457330It won't. I'm only into BA and have 0 interest in anything else when it comes to JP content. And not obsessed. I have other stuff to work with too (not gachas, tho).
>>555457179it's not that hard, but definitely is going to filter a lot of retardsI bet the lazy fags who only clear Insane will only stick to Extreme and post a fubuki pic saying something retarded as usual
>>555453732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeEbfQitkt0
>>555457179Yesod is easy thoughGenuinely simpler mechanics than any but the earliest raid bossesHe's only a problem for people who play on auto
>>555457452BA is the most Japanese thing made in the last decade. You'll see eventually.
>>555457567I won't. I had no interest in JP stuff outside of BA before I've found BA, I have no interest now too.
>>555457662No king rules forever, and you'll find an empty hole to fill.
>>555457274I wouldn't know, since I'm not autistic.
>>555457727>No king rules foreverThis will sooner apply to my interest in BA than getting a newfound interest in anime or manga.
>>555452292They have for whatever reason never really color matched students and what students do match their damage's color is mostly coincidental.
test
>>555457079>no Rio or Himari after 200 rolls>only has 100 more rollsthis is going to be a tragedy.
