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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
Yuri general
>>555462637Ok mydeifujo
Flopping status?
you are seeing
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March 7th's aggressively perky breasts? For Caelus and Caelus alone.
>>555462708Yuri general. I am starting to run out of Yuri pics
>>555462829It's over
>>555462810how does march get her breasts so nice
>>555462905Hello how r u friend
phaicock deep in mythroatmos
>>555462590Double troon op lol
>Saber still hereDid they use 90% of their budget to purchase rights to having Saber on banner forever?
I love my cute memetic wife so much it's unreal... Swannie LOVE!
How did Hoyoverse make such a top 10 of all time desing like Aglaea then waste it by putting her in a bookI wish I was Aglaea
March really wants to be dicked down by Caelus
>>555463292You need to end it all in Minecraft
>>555462941I'm okay, feels like I didn't sleep enuff today though. hope you're doing well!!
>>555463095>caelus out of nowhere
>>555463342Is ur day goign good and are you okay? Pls respond
>>555462738Post tits
Mywife love!
i think some of you should ingest glass shards, your parents would be happy
Herta: Star Rail
>>555463454It barely just started!!!! but so far so good
>>555463498sorry meant for>>555462810 >>555463312
>>555463540nicethanks so much for replying
Fucking LOST to him>>555463558A cuckold made this post btw
>>555463359Weird this dialogue didn't happen for me. Maybe you just gravitated to the trans route?
Y'all remember the good old days when this general was good?
>>555463498Fireflyfujo can't be this mean...
>>555463626…which was never
>>555463584any time
Dios mio
>>555463626Yeah I remember 2.0 and 2.1 /hsrg/ the peak of /hsrg/
Phaidei LOVE
>2.1>peak of hsrg
>>555463626It was never good, but it definintely is reaching new lows as time goes on
Swannie...
>>555463913aidsturine debuted on 2.1, guess why they posted that.
>2.1
>>555463836...and then Sigger opened his damn mouth and never shut it, dooming us to every character's backstory being sharted out during a main quest
My cock is sucking your cock as we speak
Worship my feet, Caelus
would you like to see my husbando
>>555464160>gets dykebaitednothing personel!
>>555464175No thanks I already have a mirror
Vita's pussy? For Caelus. Vita's humongous, gargantuan chest? For Caelus.
>>555464263
>>555464160someone needs to tell hoyo designers these weird asymmetrical clothes aren’t cool or good looking
>>555464175Would you like to see my wife?
>>555464160I want to take Caelus' place immediately..
>thread is just one caelusnigger and fujoslol(E)
>>555464380nyes
>>555463292Half her puss is falling out... what the hell???
Sparkle is only for Caelus. She doesn't care about Wormpo
>>555464428It's the avatartranny, not fujos.They don't want to be associated with that thing either lmao
>>555464598Grim
This is what an end stage thread looks like, no wonder all Hoyo threads are broken and destroyed now compared to /bag/ or /f14/ or /end/ etc
>>555464687i dyon't think this is worse than gee bee ef gee turning into a warzone between sh*y and seraph
>>555463292I would fuck machi, but only with a condom, she probably has loads of nasty diseases in her cunt already (her bf is a pornstar or something, no way he's clean)
>>555464687/bag/? HaremKINO paradise. /hsrg/ and /gig/? The product of mix toilet baiting
>>555464810Stay over there then
>>555463913At least we used to talk about the game back then
nyeheheh
>>555464810mari has a trillion of actual art and you post aislop?
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6285166/17696107334422.jpg
shay? for sneed2
Why does the paggot nigger love saying "(Female character) only cares about (pag mc). She doesnt care about 'worm'-(half of male characters name)"What type of mental illness is thisYou cant even enjoy a character in a vacuum or with your self insert, you even additionally need to "cuck" a made up character as wellProbably comes down from having his crush in high school be fucked by the chad so he spams his mantra to get back at the world lol
>>555464965Caelus's girl
>>555465035Wise fucks this
Bronya RABUUU!
>>555464512Here she is! Swannie LOVE!
bros you don’t want to see mydeifujos tits they are disgusting just like her vagina stop asking I don’t want to vomit after just waking up
>>555465063i have to admit caelus is handsome for a gacha mc
>>555465035he does this for hours across multiple generalshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/caelus/filter/text/fairly sure most of the mentions of caelus is by him at this point lol
Wormllum? Not a factor.
>>555465131cute swannie and awesome art
>>555465176Maybe if the Caeluspags and the Avatar tranny get together we will be free.
Sporkle Alter tiktac hours prediction?
I have wormdei fatigue
>>555465035Belle? Also for Caelus
>>5554653380
Sneed2? For ShayFireflyfujo? For Caeluspag
All PMSing bitches threatened by shayGAWD should just kill themselves
How come we never had any /v/ threads like our brothers do?
>>555465350That fatigue is probably obesity, go to a doctor.
>>555465338She's a streamer so she probably has a lot of hours on her tiktok account
>>555465439We do they're usually about how the game flopped
>>555465462My doctor said it was extreme homophobia and told me to spread it in hsrg
Peach
Fireflyfujo and Mydeifujo are the same poster?
>>555462920tape
>>555465420the poor normie bitch doesn’t even know who Shay is kek
Cyrene? Only cares about Caelus. This is based
>>55546533869
HOT TAKE: i would have the sex with sparkle
>>555465753ShayGAWD rizzed her without ever showing up in this thread, that’s why he is a god
Only one seat left
>>55546533867
I’m so happy we get doujins at least
>>555463805Why is nobody pulling for a godly support like Sunday
>>555464997me on the left smooching and fingering yuria
>>555465943Nice try, Sparkle is a friendless loser, unlike my favourite streamer Sparxie!
patiently waiting for my 320p payday anthology
>>555466028He’s godly alright, godly shit lamoooooo
>>5554659736 is heaven
>>555466047wow thanks, I didn't click it until you said that now. pretty hot, saved!!
>>555466028Buddypoke propaganda machine
>>555465973Number 3
>a godly support like Sunday
>>555466149Yeah, sitting in between fat fuck and Hyacine would be godly.Cyrene needs to move
>>555466028Pull Sunday for who? The worst Fate girl by far?
>>555465657this is dumb, I thought we only had one retard because fireflyfujo was okay but looks like this bitch used mydei when shes shitposting >>555465145her vagina was okay honestly
>>555466170*smooch* love you sis
>>555466214he is the "Yorokobe, shounen." type of godly
>>555466258I love you too, Anonymous!!!
>>555465148After seeing him get kidnapped twice and saved twice as a Deliverer, his looks can't make up for it for me. Boy's a princess who needs to be carried through the plot so he can end up in the right spot at the right time to say his hero lines, throw out the macguffin he was handed, fight the big baddie, and soak up praises. It's just not attractive.
>>555465943proofs?
>>555466252Nah, you could tell the signs of attention whoring with the Firefly pics too
Love her now and forever more!
>>555466170>>555466258faggots
>>555466406It's straight because we're both girls
>>555466345send me your femboy greek flaccid virgin unused dick pic now. lets see how it is
>>555466240he's not even good for her cyrene is better...
>>555466415luv my fih wife
how bad is it gonna be...?
>>555466236Cyrene can just turn into Mem and sit on my lap.
why is this retarded mydei bitch here every single hour of every single day shitposting but my favorite attentionwhore avatarfag queen is ABSENT today WHY GOD WHY
>>555466252It's a guess. Mydeifujo posted her doujins multiple times and there is a poster of Firefly wearing a bikini on her desk
the truth is thatBronya >>>> Sundaybut some of you aren't ready to accept it
>>555465973Fuck u cipher let me sit there
>>555466627Caelus's POV
>>555466252>her vagina was okay honestly>t. virgin who has never seen other vaginasAnything other than an innie is garbage and does not deserve to be posted. She only did it for attention but nobody even gives her that because it was so ugly.
>>555466432mmmmm nyo
Mydeifujo avatars>Mydei>Sparkle>Hyacine>Raiden Ei>Phainon>FireflyProceed with caution.
>>555466362blame stelle
>>555466723t. Troonami seething people prefer women xer and the rest of the cord trannies
>>555466723there's no excuse even if he's a virgin, you can literally browse /b/ for a week and see some very high quality pussy in there
>>555466723based trvke even yuria has a better boypussy and he even has a penis that’s why I smooch him every day
>>555466723It's genetic you fucking idiot
>>555465657Yes they are the same person. There is image filename overlap.
>>555466798I’m rich, if you’re sexy I’ll marry you and you can live a neet life forever but all u have to do is serve me
why does anyone care what pussy looks like? you find the hole, put it in and then literally have sex and you can't look at it while that is happening
>>555466932you are HOMOSEXUALyou are flirting with a greek yuriNIGGER (MALE) (WITH A PENIS)
>yesterday troons were seething over sneed2>today it’s mydeifujo hmm. mydeifujo is a bit annoying but not worth THAT much seethe, it’s easy to ignore her shitposts
>>555466881You are missing 4 other characters.
March's perfect pussy... her FLAWLESS pussy. No flaws, no hair, no blemishes
So this is what no content does to a general...
>>555467079I'm just glad people here are finally getting tired of them.Not that it can do much since jannies don't bother to do their jobs.
>>555467094>mhxa is also mydeifujo f-fvark I kneel…
>>555467284Now that would be an insane plot twist. If true then the incels were unknowingly worshipping who they hated keeeeek
>>555458923I’ll create the server for u, but first u gotta add me, lets see how many of u are there
For me it's modifying my typing style, talking points and images and then immediately getting a (You) from the same person that tried to avoid interacting with me
>>555465131I look forward for another piece from Swannie bro.
Swannie... my beloved..
>>555467465kill yourself retard
>>555467430Can happen
>>555467534post tits
>>555467465sure, my discord ID is yuria
true i am mydeifujo
>>555467465my discord id is hsrg_are_retards
>so mentally ill you shitpost 24/7 as at least four different thread personasjesus christ
>>555467665post pussy and prove it
Sunday's sister? Pledges her pussy to Caelus
>>555467665oh I was worried for a minute but now I know it’s false thanks
>>555467284The only /othergame/ character I post is Ei
>>555467673wtf!
>>555467792what gave it away
>if you don't simp retarded femoids then that means you troons and discord faggotryKill yourself along with the rest of the troons, simping faggots
>>555467917retard
>>555467653I deleted my discord account a couple of days ago actually, soon discord will gut it
>>555467921why wouldn’t I simp for a non retarded hot foid though? I am not homosexual like you who ERPs with Yuria all day
>>555467653>>555467960>>555467962I’m doing this all for u, since you treat this place like a discord chatroom anyways.
I ain't your average sickoI'm dead just like discoMy bank account is zero-zero-zero, oh noI think I need a hero I don't have no ego'Cause I'm spinnin' out nowI was a teenage outlawWith no worries on my mindAnd now I'm getting olderMy heart is growing colder, oh, that's fineWoah-woahI was a teenage outlawWith no worries on my mindAnd now I'm getting olderMy heart is growing colder, oh, that's fineI was a teenage outlawWith no worries on my mindAnd now I'm getting olderMy heart is growing colder, oh, that's fineYou say it's overIt's another dayWoah-woah
My alpha wolf husband...
>>555467537>>555467545>there are two of them now
>>555467892do you only play gachas?
>>555468198It's probably replying to himself
>>555468198We thank Amphoreus for making BS relevant here
>>555468198Yes, only two...
Congratulations to HSR for another lowest earning revenue banner!
What's Mydei's personality?
What's going on here?
>>555467962why?
>>555467962bring it back sis..
>>555468294>rerun of an unpopular female and a wormDid you expect record breaking sales?
>>555468417Post your roster
<3
you NEED Sunday
>>555468368the intent of that account was adding people who are from different regions across hoyoslop, however, only one person that I actually talked played on EU and I just added em on my actual personal discord. everyone else is on NA so I can add them ingame on HSR and jenshin instead>>555468412nyo
>>555468532Why?
>>555468532
>>555468294this is why sunday was rugpulled btwimagine if this dude was a mandatory support for remembrance
Daisuki na Mydeimos
>>555467465Add me, my username is cc_royaltyI’m not afraid anyone here can add me
>>555465019Stop posting this shitShay would never give an attention-whoring tranny a single second of her timeShay is PUREShay has never known the touch of another human being because she is waiting for meIn fact, she is SO pure that she would never flirt with another e-celeb. That is because she loves me and only me and she is saving her first kiss, her first hug and her first everything for me
Mydeimos... the only one who can ever please me.
>>555468560>nyowhy not? what if I DM you cute taigas every day...
>>555468302He is competitive and proud but also sweet and caring.He is also tales everything too literal so he might have some kind of autism.
>>555468612lol
My wife is so cute
>>555468767we all love Yuria here
Swannie CUTE! Swannie LOVE!
>>555468314my cute retard wife kefka
>>555468734cute but sorry maintaining other acc is just straight up cheeks>>555468847i didn't post that one
>>555468417Genshin's arlekekno 2nd rerun/zhongli 6th rerun did much better ranking #28 on CN while this one is #117 lol
I'm kinda lost on the current schedule of HSR. When is Yaoguang's marketing gonna start?
>>555468294Does Hoyo really think everyone is gonna comeback and spend in 4.0 with zero marketing to pull people back? Is that hubris?
>>555468649>gave my username>neither did that nigga add me but nobody didLMAO IM DED
>>555469226>I'm kinda lost on the current scheduleThere's no schedule
>>555469226Should start next week.But this week we should had the livestream and yet nothing happened so who knows, everything is fucked.
>>555469230they're banking on 5.0 now
>>555469271people always do all that jazz when they see a new UID on those threads but they never add or do anything with it, discord shouldn't be much different, if anything, it's probably worse
>>555469271i would have added you but i am not on discord
Livestream status?
>>555469185*smooch*...
>>555469390At this point they should cut their losses and end new planet by 4.3 at most.
>>555467726>Had 4 thread personas>3 of them dropped the gameIt's over...
I heard HSR is dead, is it true?
>>555469226No one knows anything anymore bwi, our drip schedule also changed from mondays to thursdays
>>555469490EoS announcement...
>>555469185Used to do that as well, it was a pain to juggle both.
Bet you faggots are on 764s discord
>>555469498mwah!
>>555469527jannies delete this now!
>>555469393LMAO should’ve expected it, I’ve said toxic shit on VC back then I didn’t care
>>555469490The 6th probably
>>555469621announced or actually streamed?
>>555468847I didn't talk about Yuria here but I agree>>555469185This, I just think Cerydra is awesome and I love her the way she is
>>555469742Streamed, announcement is typically the start of the week
>>555469567the worst is logging in to check if there's a message from someone if you hate ghosting people by accident like me. most of the time there's nothing, but what if... I found myself wasting too much time alternating accounts and it was kinda annoying me>>555469752>Cerydra is awesomeshe is!
>>555469527ass tier?
>>555469527Worm Yuan will never lay his hand on Lady Fu's butt.
I'd toss this greek guy in a salad and eat him like I would a greek salad.
>>555469527HOT!
Are you happy now, /hsrg/? You ruined ZZZ
>>555469961>HSRficationSounds like they just got hit by the usual chinkfication
>>555469961So the same thing hoyo has done to all their games?
>>555469862is that how discord was for u? mine was filled with shitposting and toxicity, kind of like 4chan but more unhinged
>>555469961>hoyobab discovers the end of sidegame honeymoon period
>>555468294>1 single black tier ass with dahlia was all it took to kill HSRlmao go woke go broke
>>555469961>HSR invented chinaWe have THAT much power
>>5554700973.8 and the delay killed it
>>5554699611.2 was the only good ZZZ patch
All new games and their QoL updates copy HSR's systems for a reason. They know it's the winning formula.
>>555469961>The game that infected genshin and HSR with black tier asses and killed the both is complaining about any other gameThe absolute irony of these apes
>>555470071like I said, that discord alt was just to add people from this website who play on diff regions, so just dms and it was just game talk, whenever there was content to talk about that is!! pretty normal as far as things are concerned ig!
>>555470256>schizuna post
manilaxis really replied to that post twice on cooldown
>>555469961Maybe it's a good thing we got Luofu during 1.x because it would've been the 2.x planet instead of Penacony.
>>555469961We literally warned zzzfags about how a chink story would harm their game but they didn't fucking listen now did they? They never do
>>555470313what games do u play currently?
>>555469862Mhm, for sure. I would use the browser for it and even then it was still annoying. After moving everyone to my main it was a lot better.
>>555470346umm just because the posts are exactly 2 minutes (image cooldown) and 3 seconds (jakarta upload latency) apart doesn't mean they're the same person
>>555470449Horses
>>555469961ZZZ has gods and magic now? Someone give me a tl;dr, dropped the game 2 months from release.
since we talking about yenless i got my shunko ball today 0 gems left tho very bricked>>555470449just gachaslop, hsr genshin zzz, I dropped hi3 recently since I couldn't bring myself to do part 2 >>555470473the better ending is just adding in game and doing things from there, but no cross region makes it tough. thankfully most ppl I know are on the same region as I picked
>>555470675what server are u playing on Genshin and HSR
>>555470754NA on both
>>555470862u willing to add on Genshin ?
>>555466240Huh? They put Meltryllis in this game?
>>555470949That is pretty much how these threads feel. Doesnt this guy have a fucking job?
>>555470675If only there was more you could do on HSR with friends to create the incentive. There really isn't anything..
Going on a comfy autumn date with Swannie!Treating Swannie to yummy sweets and cakes!Swannie LOVE!If Swannie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Swannie has only one fan then that is me. If Swannie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.Swannie LIFE!
>>555470936sure, i'll login on jenshin later so feel free to add601488080>>555471041yeah you can just send stickers and talk through the filter-poisoned chat. though to be honest, I don't even do coop on genshin anymore now that the people I started hsr and genshin with left the hoyoges so I can't really complain
>>555470908sex with all of them
>Job>On a national socialist websiteBro?
This is not your social hangout club
>>555471190All of /b/ celebrated Obama becoming president in 2008 lmao.
>>555468302He is gay for phainon
>>555471293we should talk about zzz flopping instead
>>555471431This is not /vmg/ either
>>555471383I'm sure you've noticed, but this website is not that website anymore.
>>555471347Giga mogged
>>555471148I’ll add u friend, will be back home soon
>>555470675>I dropped hi3 recently since I couldn't bring myself to do part 2retard
>>555469527Holy Kino?
Caelus harem elation will save the game
>>555471961>>I dropped hi3 recently since I couldn't bring myself to do part 2that's most people though
>>555471862nice
>>555471148What about ZZZ? Anything you can do there? It has to at least be better than HSR.
>>555472160it has coop now too and guilds, but I didn't mess around with that much yet (slacking off)
>>555469230>>555468294>tfw everyone already forgot about the minor political shitflinging that caused them to switch planets at the last second.>They had a chance to turn it around>Flopped shartkle's redesign.>Now this general is just discord kittens grooming eachotherkek
I haven't had a haircut in 7 months
Momo love
here, updated the rerun roll chart, honestly these are getting long, I'm thinking of changing the structure so that people don't require a microscope to read the numbers
>>5554727602.X really hooked people on being metapedos and thinking you could "account plan" to outpace HP inflation
Didn't we have like 4x more marketing for Space Greece before its release at this same time last year? Is Dawei upset that we didn't like his boyfriend Shaoji's year long pet project enough so he's sabotaging this planet?
>>555472986Shaoji is still in 4.x, bro
>>555469527I wish they went all in on this ship. She's not for (You) so this wouldn't make anyone angry.
Imagine being into cuckoldry. For what purpose?
>>555472986Retard
>>555472986yes but the reasons why they're not doing more marketing is because>the japan/china political shit>the zoomer speak across the whole mechanics, they know that if they drop that information too early it'll turn players off of it>more hi3 shilling (yao, yae)
>>555472986Shartji ate the budget to shill his pink flop.
>>555472986I remember getting hyped because after playing 500 different gachas that are all about space china and space japan, we could finally see something novel. Little did I know that chinese writers have no idea what space greece or space rome should be about
Imagine doomposting something so fucking obvious>Jap PM said shit>devs got spooked and focused everything on changing shit since Mihomo is tied to CCPThats all there is to it, just bad timing
>>555473221the funniest part is how quickly everyone will vanish after they show us planarcadia is banana arc 2>setting is a fucking highschoolI am unironically thinking I want to take a break too, there's no way it will be worth playing
endfield killed this game
>>555473462>CopeJapanese highschool arcs are always beloved and this already leagues better than shartphoreus and space china
Amphoreus
>>555473503>zzz killed this gameftfy
>we’re back to Horsetranny replying to xhimself endlessly from their slum in Manila after hours of avatarfaggingJesus Christ
>>555473669gay sex
>>555472437That's cool, can you do anything interesting with the guilds?
>>555473669*Flophoreus
>>555472958Blame Hoyo for this
>>555473680At least their autistic tics are easy to recognize and filter just like their other friend from Manila who seethes over asses keeeek
I for one am happy footfags got BTFO, we don't need subhumans in our community, hope for the leftover characters that still appeal to these savages to get an SP with shoes, thanks for reading.
>>555473221>>more hi3 shillingThis isn't really a problem, the problem is that it's Yae the pink donkey
>>555473221>>555473503Hoyo is not promoting now because EF went full retard with the marketing.
>>555473825one can only wonder what causes someone to repeat the same shit ad nauseam everyday lole
chupipi
>>555473781can't really comment on that, I joined one but I'm a bit too shy to interact there. as far as I know, you can post comissions for people to kill mobs for you and you both get rewards, but idk much else other than chatting on guild chat (it also exposes if you lost 50/50 and such rofl)
>>555474147NOO WHY IS STELLE CUTE
>>555474221Don't look at her ingame model
Remember HSR?
>>555474339The game that shot it's own foot and killed itself?
>>555474318It's the clothes that are the problem
>>555474147Oh, I see. That sounds pretty cool. Well, I'll take just about anything for us at this point.
>Genshin flopping>HSR flopping>ZZZ back to flopping as soon as their new patch dropsYet another company that ushered their own hubrisPeople really never learn, huh
>>555474541Damn and here I thought giraffe neck and noodle arms were a bigger problem
>muh politicsImagine defending this shitshow of (non) marketing from a billion dollar company. If higher-ups wanted, Hoyo does have the money and resources to move people to help speed up HSR production and $$$ for sudden rescheduled marketing.
>>555473385bad timing is all it takes to destroy a whole kingdom, kid
Don't mind me I just wanna say that I LOVE MY WIFE CASSIEWIFE!!!!!!
>>555474807This is what they wanted by pushing black tier asses after all
>>555470670They made their initial villain into a cult their shady incompetent police officer villain from earlier chapters a cultist, the woman manipulating the fat guy a cultist, your mom a cultist, then the now revealed cultist cop shows that you can monster up then dies... season 1 ends like that everyone is a wacko cultist then they sent the hacker mcs to chinaland dojo to train their special powers, In practice the MC's changed home to an Amphoreus for a year where everyone is a Kung Fu stereotype.
>lost LC 50/50 to Yanqing>lost LC 50/50 to Bailu>lost banner 50/50 to YanqingYANQING BEGONE
>>555475132>LC 50/50Anon...
What country is everyone from
>>555475191The one where ur moms from
Swannie is so beautiful it almost hurts physically... my cute Swannie...
>>555475046Desu they built up bringer initially not being corrupt dude but a giga Chad who saved everyone until it wore on him, according to the small events and sequences in the story when talking to 6th Street people. No clue why they just made him a generic ass evil dude but I admittedly stopped caring about the story 1.4 since it was just pure miyabi shilling and nothing else so idk if anything changed or if they ever followed up on anything. I don't even think zhu yuan said much about it other than being pissed at the proxies for hiding their identity
>>555475191make another bant thread
>>555475276No way, my mom is from there too!
>>555473051Yes but he'll have 500% less passion for writing it after blowing his load on Elysia and Kevin already.
>>555474807>Random ass player creates their own image of MHY>Project their own self onto MHY>Is also an armchair psychologist This will always be funny.
>>555475191The best country on planet Earth. The nation where everyone wants to live in
>>555473669You deserve rape troon
>555475525least obvious hoyodrone
>>555470950
>>555475439This. Shaoji created Elysia and while he didn't create Kevin, he was there for ER
>>555474807>XX:39:14>>555474998>XX:41:16
>>555472513Sparxie won
Hello it's me againI have another question about my Sunday vs Aglaea dilemmaI happen to have Cyrene E0S0 and Sporkle E0S1Is Aglaea E1 really interesting considering I wanna invest into Cyrene when she does rerun?Should I get Sunday's l for my Sporkle?
>>555475795I think you should smooch me
>>555475851>I think you should smooch meNO
>>555475349>>>/bant/23938209
>>555475720>i-it's just the same schizo, I swearbetter luck next time, sis
>>555476274Nice inspect element kid but theres a space you forgot
>>555462590>im gonna pleasure myself with this fish
>>555474807Maybe it’s time to try endfield…
>>555476167??
>Try to post there>Connection errorOk
>>555477064Someone forgot they aren't on /vg/ anymore...
>>555477064Someone posted the thread to /gig/
>lost the flip for Aggy e2 to e3 bronyaWell, at least I have that e9 guarantee now
I LOVE RUAN MEI!
Have the banners changed on NA yet?
L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
>>555469961zzz playerbase be like:>I HATE THE WAIFEI (zzz chinaslop)>shifu,jufufu,dialyn,yehorse,zhao? rolled all of them + signature>the non chinese ones? (seed,orphie,lucia,yidhari) all boycotted and skipped because I hate chinaI cachinnate, because this fanbase boycotted xianzhou slop 2 characters, unlike them.
Bath wife get finally!She was very kind and came to me with a won 50/50 so she left me a bit of savings for 4.0 too.
I rolled him.
>>555478060Metapedos rolled deep on Fartxiao though
Every day, I log out next to my Beast of Burden after telling him good night and him calling me mama
>>555478198cool, now roll for her chicken wing boyfriend and his signature cone
>>555478685>M*leNo I don't think I will.
>>555478685Nobody mentioned Sparkle?
>>555478906Whokle?
If you have her, treat your Aggy well!https://x.com/sandtiage/status/1935668055667081250/video/1
>>555478198Get her E1 or brick yourself
>>555478906Aglaea is the only character who still needs Sunday over novaflare'd Sparkle
>>555479062She already bricks me
Who are these people
>>555478610Cool, how's your hrt going?
>>555476121why not?
4.0 is going to buff my e6s5 sparkle to ludicrous levels
>>555478906sparkle dont AF the mannequin
Who cares how Aglaea plays anyway she's hardly relevant in the meta now and is going to get Elation'd along with everyone else in a few weeks anyway.
Mydei would be a great husband
For me, it's number 2
>>5554807847 for bootbro
>>5554807842 is my choice too but I will admit that 5 is also REALLY tempting
>>555480784uhm roll
>>555480606Phainon is so fortunate
>555480784These are never difficult to do because no one wants to sit next to worms. Take the worms out and add some more maidens in and we might have a conundrum
>>555480784easy 1, talking with lycurgus for hours sounds like heaven
>>555481343nice try, shaoji
true no one wants to sit next to you
>>5554807848, swap seats with Constance and get sandwiched between her and BS
>>555479463Faggots
Anone sexu desu?
>>555480784For the memes 4.7 and 9 if I want bros companyBut 8 is the best if I'm a little kid
>>5554807845, so I can rest my head on Hysilen's luscious thighs while Cas takes care of my leg cramps.
content
>>555481709>9>bros companyNone of them would probably talk
Bitcoin-chan status?
>>555480945If there was Cyrene this would have been peak gooning matetial
>>55548078455555555555555555
>>555481912Need Cerydra and the Tribbies tooAlso every art that Hysilens doesn't have a water tummy annoys me
>>555481857fireflyfags would use ai to make money, they're frauds like that
>>555481857What is this meme of firefly being called bitcoin-chan?
>>555482137Casualfly my beloved
Pathstrider of Propagation btw
>>5554807845 because Hysilens is thereIt would've been better if Cerydra was there instead of Rice though
>>555482597whore
>>555482597madonna
>>555482096An autist from /biz/ who also plays HSR always spam porn of firefly depending on how well bicoin is doing that day
hyacute!
BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED
>>555482891Cute pink Barbara recolor
>>555482597ultra whore
>>555482891Cute blonde Hyacine recolor
>>555479463>@lygus who are these people?hi3 flamechaser characters (story by shaoji):kevin kaslana, humanity's last hope, flamechaser.previous era raiden mei (Dr. Mei), kevin's girlfriend.previous era SAKURA, flamechaser.Elysia, herrscher or human, flamechaser.Ato, griseo's father.kosma, flamechaser.Dystopia, kosma friend, the one who gave him the harmonica before dying.fun fact: shaoji got promoted to hsr main writer thanks to that story>Interesting indeed, @lygus is hi3 a flop?yes, honkai impact 3 is a flop>thank you @lygushave a nice day, hsr player.
>>555482891
>Elektra.Does Hysilens have a father complex?
>>555482597>Cloned soldier modeled after bug hive mind>FertileI guess I'll just use Sparkle again.png
Thoughts?
>>555483465I mean she's got a H on her name, so technically no?
>>555483851Cute braids
>>555483851My son from Cyprus...
>>555483851wtf is going on with their knees...
>>555484110Fucked up from kneeling too much
>>555484523YOU REUPLOADED
>>555482891This might be my first HSR-themed merch purchase when it becomes available in my area, as long as the nendoroid I'm currently waiting from Japan arrives home safely and in perfect condition. Little Ica is truly irresistible.
>>555483851too tall
If you cover your face in a cosplay the cosplay instantly sucks
Cuteka doesn't care about either of those worms btw. At all
>>555485029Cute
>>555485392you are a worm
>>555485742Trvth nukeEveryone here is a worm, it's just that hard to accept it
>>555486675I wish I could look just like herta
>>555486675Caelus's PoV
I'm a harem protagonist btw
>>555486675sexy lesbians
huh okay then
>>555486857Say "Thank you" to Welt-sama immediately.
>>555486758We know, Herta
I need to worship Madam Herta's feet
>>555486857Welt and Sunday cannot be seperated, plz understand.
Welcome home E3 Sunday.
>>555485029fertile march
get sunny for anaxa or nahrn my 2nd team is kinda ass anaxa bronya mei/rmc dhpt1st team is e9 cyrene hya rmc/mei/pelaor I could grab his lc only for bronya and cerydra could use it in the future too
I simply think that Ruan Mei and Herta both need Caelus's baby inside them.
>>555487697Herta...
Give
>>555487819AGGRESSIVELY perky, GRAVITY DEFYING breasts. For Caelus
>>555479463Characters who all aren't as well written as Otto.
Hey guys I haven't been here all day, what's up
>>555488195Hi mydeifujo
>>555487697Firefly, Sparkle, Hyacine, Aglaea, Cerydra, Fugue, Lingsha, Sparxie, QQ, SW, Robin, Sushang >>>>>>>>> RM and Herta
>>555488195this is one of mydeifujos personas btw
I care about your black tier ass.
I fucking hate Sparxie.
>>555488642we get it you are trans
>>555488195Updating the list.
>>555488642I hatefuck sparkle
>>555488479I’d fuck them all
>>555489942I’d fuck that milf and dilf as well
>>555490479uhh that's not what dilf means
>>555488832Put me in too, Coach. I’m sitting at E3S1 now.
china cancelled all their 49 routes to japan today kekaroo
>>555490665I'm at E3S5 Aglaea now... I thought I'd have a better time with the LCs, alas.
>>555490572>DAD ID LIKE TO FUCK
>>555490725This is what delayed the livestream btw
>>555490725The moment the choose a literal woman to lead their nation i knew it was literally and unironically over
>>555490725It’s actually over for hsr lmao
worth building pity for DDD?
>>555491691>a literal womanAs opposed to what? A figurative woman?
>>555490725this doesn’t affect 4.0 at all though they removed all japanese references already the sakura trees are now yellow we won
>>555490725Imagine the next livestream they go like guys we actually need 3 more weeks. Will that actually EoS the game? Just hypothetically speaking, I know it won’t happen since the betas are out.
>>555491953Sunday's cone is pretty good and works in any harmony so in case you get it is at least useful
>>555492341yes it would ofc like the game will be single digits revenue for this month already
>>555490725The japanese are expressing their anger and will boycott chinese products. This will finally be the end of Hoyo as the biggest gacha company
>>555492837Japan is like 100x poorer than China with disposable income kek. Japs are done
>>555492956>Japan is like 100x poorer than China with disposable income kekthis is not true. The average japanese lives a much better life than the average chinese.
>>555493183Chinks are more profitable to gacha than Japs, sorry weaboo
>>555490725Based fuck japancels
>>555492956>Japan is like 100x poorer than China
>Japan is like 100x poorer than China
>>555492837Japan is too cucked for that
>>555493535China would absolutely bomb Japan and eradicate them with ease if they wanted to
>No Fear.>1 Fear 4.0 or something down the line is missing JP dub.
>>555491953Yeah just dont push over 40.Wormday's cone is fine to lose to.
>>555490725
Sunday sales status?
>>555492530I realized I haven't rolled a cone since building pity on Evernight, so actually I'll have to skip
>>555494121>>555468758
>>555494121I got E3 from my savings.
>>555487354My condolences
>>555494121Repeat after me:FLOOOOOPEED
>>555492473Caelus would be smiling with a missing tooth
>>555492473>>555494628
>>555494484Why? I like Sunday.
>>555494616Okay now show the only actually relevant region aka China
>>555494850Okay repeat after me one more time!Ready?>FLOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEED
>>555494762Herta but shit
>>555494842Cause the E3 is whatever and it's much nicer to get a mega early 5* on a new character
>>555494963BUILTfly...
Nihilux keeps her pussy clean for Caelus
>lost my coinflip for e2 aglaea earlyDamn, i guess evernight is getting the hard pity
>>555495152*for Evanescia
>>555495005Chart is probably not fully updated yet
fuck i love sparkle so much
>>555495005KEK
>>555495254i need evernight in this style..
>>555495027E3 only came from that double because I had already picked up an Eidolon prior. If anything, it makes getting E4 fine one another rerun okay because I don't need to commit much now.Besides, I'm likely skipping all of Elation, so this next update already replenishes my savings adequately.
Caelus keeps his pussy clean for (You)
>>555495005doing worse than reverse 1999
>>555495379Actually he already used it to fulfill Firefly's wish. It's gone now
SAAR YOU NEEDFUL LOOKING THE CHART PLEASE
>>555495210Anon.... i...
>Only one single black tier ass is all it took to kill HSROnce again something that goes woke goes broke
Bros! Epic new announcements, trailers and art in about 8 houry! HSR will be SO BACK!Free Yao Guang, free Sparxie, Firefly and Cyrene added to the golden companion store!
what do we LOVE here??????
>>555496150Bina and Sandrone
>>555496150certain pigmentation
>>555476464
Do you like my fat Cyrene art
>>555496150Hoolay.
>>555496150Harem KINO
>>555496150All sorts of things that would be impossible to pin down due to all being singular individuals.
>>555496280
>>555496150I can't stop loving Swannie, my cute memetic wife! Swannie LOVE! Swannie LIFE!
>>555495853bigger asses is better for the babies. There is a evolutionary advantage to liking bigger asses. Women that are healthy and train usually also get bigger asses as muscles and fat store build-up.
>>555496150Madam Herta
>>555496567This is the long haired Stelle we've waited for. If she undoes that ponytail, her hair easily runs down to her ass
>>555496659big ass is bad because it can roll over and smash the baby
>>555496659>dark skinned people directly spawn from the anusThis explains a lot of things, actually.But the funny thing is that mihoyo really thought trying to get people spawning from that would actually make their game succeed, NOW that is funny.
>>555496910ghello my brahmin>>>/bant/23938426
>>555497053
>>555497053HE'S A JEET?!?LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN BEING A PAG
>>555496782My beloved Herta wife!!!I love her so much!
The sweet release of EoS is near. I can feel it. Let 4.X fail catastrophically and all of us will finally be free.
>>555496549saggy swan
>got Aglaea in 20 rollsGot E1 in 40 rollsIt's comfy
>>555497612Hey Anon... uhmmm how do I say this? Implode
>>555497053As funny as this is, it's most likely a falseflag with VPN
>>555496150Sunday
>>555496567Dan is such a homo, imagine rejecting a cutie like Stelle
Caelus's baby in Topaz's belly
>>555496782We don't dumb transbian
Total Madam Herta love
>>555497704I went for E1 because she was so gentle to me the 1st and she rewarded me again. My beloved Aglaea wife!
>>555497883He has eyes on Bailu
Where livestream Where trailer Where drip
>>555497942>t. seething tranny
How important is evernight's cone or am I better off just gambling for her eidolons after getting her?
>>555497965*Hugs*My gorgeous Herta wife!
we're all worms
>>555497053WTF
>>555497053Yeah that's a retarded falseflag
>>555496150interracial cuckolding!
Indians WARPED your brain
>all those salesposts by new IDs on /bant/you could try to hide your vpn more
Stop saying "we", you are a single person.
>>555498196I have cyclothymia
>>555498503Tribbie....
Sparxie keeps herself CLEAN for Caelus
>>555498084Memory-holed, just like phaidei...
Amphoreus would have been better if Phainon was a girl.
I'm not a shitposter but I could pretend to be one...There is no rule that says a fake cannot surpass the original.
>>555497053>bta posts split between India and FranceI’m noticing something
>>555498156I think it's not worth it. As a subdps cas is doing most of the damage so the damage parts of the cone aren't that relevant.As a main dps none of your teammates shred defense and the energy isn't needed too much, so you are better off just using castorice's LC since it gives her similar stats with self AA.
>>555498814Ok, who do you pick?
>>555498813It would have been so radically successful. But alas, worm gets worm numbers
>>555498814In dark skinned countries fake giant asses(they are called BBLs there) surpass the originals so yeah you are right
>>555494616>>555495005>below fgo
>>555498798But we talk about Phaidei everyday??
>>555499007You sure do know a lot about what black people do.
confession time: sometimes I act as the black tier schizo so that you guys think he’s here 20 hours instead of only 16. I am also Indian
>>555499296Thanks for your contributions, zaunite
>>555499296thanks mydeifujo
youneedhim!!!!!!
Mydeifujo has a cute pink pussy retard
>>555492473Domestic violence
>>555499519that was a falseflag
>>555499519what did I miss
>>555499881C-CYRENE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WATCH!!!1!!!!!!!!
IndianBRAHMIN fighting to save the west from black culture, alas, the last bastion of white culture
>>555499881C-Cyrene....you look...umm.... different....
>>555499969Phainon...
>>555499881It's missing something...
My Geppy is E4 from how much he spooks me.
>>555499881would look better with other colors...
>>555499969>>555500081>>555500136
>>555497883He didn't tho
>>555498813Women aren't meant to aura farm.Ok???
>>555499881something's amiss...
>>555500175Gepard is the only standard I do not have lole>>555500310You are so perfect Cyrene...
>>555499881Needs a halo
Can 4.0 bring the hype and aura back?
>>555500310
>>555500424Though with the personality he has mydei should have been a woman.I would have loved phaidei at that point, and female mydeimos half naked with huge tits might have been good fapping material
Why was Irontomb so disappointing compared to Aquila?
>>555500620What's wrong with current phaidei
>>555500620Would have been just another Aglaea
>>555500714Cyrene (lol) helped us instead of Phainon and Hyacine (the two biggest successes of Amphoreus)
>hertaschizo flexing his vpn ip range on /bant/I kneel..
>>555500802I only straight ships
>>555500714It wasn't, Phainon fags peddle that narrative in their endless campaigns to discredit everything about 3.7
>>555500937Sounds dumb
>>555500714If anything how can we make a boss more threatening than someone that wiped the entire universe?
>>555500937I only like*
How playable is tranny exodia if I don't have rice but have everything else?
>>555500714No characterization
>>555501086Zephyro will destroy 33 million universes
>>555501159Probably okay with Evernight as dps
>>555501159The best team.
>>555501215Zephyro is small fry compared to Irontomb
>>555501159Why don't you tell me dumbnuts?
>>555498408so true
>>555501086Who cares? There's no stakes anyways
>>555501086same way dragon ball super does it>Zephyro is actually strong enough to destroy numerous universes>Every subsequent fighter just has absurd amounts of energy control so they can contain their strength to not instantly blow up everything when they fight
>>555500714Aquila didn't have the whole fight play out in one go and had scene changes before phase changes which makes the boss fight feel grander. The CH shouting encouraging lines during Irontomb were supposed to be a copy of the AE's lines during the Sunday boss fight but it doesn't hit the same and the fight was already underwhelming so the CH lines feels cheesy and stupid
Thank god I'm a powerscaler so I can perceive the true danger of the enemies we fight.Aquila is literal garbage that would job to DHIL.
>>555501538FUCK
Screwllum restrained Flame Reaver like he was nothing, Amphoreus enemies outside of Irontomb are literal shitters
>>555501538uhhhh...
>>555501538Suits BUILTa perfectly
Caelus's POV
I'm starting to get hard bros I didn't want to masturbate today...
>>555502336proof?
>>555501538Asses to small, that basically filters them
>>555502632skin is white enough so nothing else matters
Jingliu bellsBoothill smellsRobin laid an egg
>>555500714Aquila was clearly meant to be the finale of Amphoreus
>>555503056One day we will return to the best plotline with Jingliu and her bells
>nothing came out of the thick Cyrene postAwwww
>>555500714The scale was way too grand for when it happened in the story and how it was presented. His design was really lame as well.
>>555500917He has a pass
>>555502632Can't blame a white girl for trying
>>555503684kururin~
Caelus's POV. Cinny really wants him to see
>>555500714I don't have hype for villains that rely on power because we know we will beat them otherwise the story ends.Also no wildfire, hope is the shart with feathers or proi proi.
>>555504049Why'd you have to bring poop into it
>>555501186it's literally this irontomb isn't a character, it's just a monster made by the real character lygusbut they kept trying to hype it up, but never really showing up how irontomb acts or anything until 3.7
Lord Ravagers are already 0/2 for being jobbers and having lame fights, surely the remaining 5 aren't disappointments
>>555501559But enough about zzz and its miserable excuse of a plot
>>555504378And then nothing happened because Firefly doesn't care about any male who isn't Caelus
>>555501186>>555504517Not a problem with FGO and cernunnos and ORT
Livestream announcement tonight and La Mancha drip tomorrow?
>>555504838My son from Greece...
>>555504517I'll be honest I cared equally little about Aquila's characterizationAquila just had the far better presentation and music
>>555504775we're probably getting all the marketing this sundayusually drip and livestream announcements happen after the week of the second(third) banner
>erm i need to know how the monster feels inside or there are no stakes!Your IQ is lower than room temperature.
>>555499881Hot~
>>555504535Don't worry about it.
Irontomb literally did nothing, anything it managed to do quickly got undone with no lasting consequences
>>555505029>stakesNobody is talking about stakes. There are none to begin with.
>>555500714After finally catching up with the main story, I consider Aquila to be the part 1 final boss, 3.4 to be the interquel, and then 3.5 to 3.7 to be the last part of Amphoreus. Lygus did carry most of the second half.>>555500937What about Lygus-Stelle? Or Lyrene?
>errrm if I just repeat what you said and call you stupid I've made an argumentNo, you actually haven't
>n-no, you ackshually haven't!!
Ironchad is still causing melties I seeHe wonnered
>>555490725uhhh so there won't be any rappa rerun?
>erm the universe getting destroyed isn’t stakes durr Below room temperature, now.
>>555505126But enough about Kafka
irontomb had no real presence in the story either he got mentioned a lot, but didn't actually do anything until 3.7you'd think with 8 patches that are like 20 hours long, they'd have the big bad actually do shit in more than just 1 patch
>>555505219>>555505302cute and canon
>>555505405...the accomplished nothing award
can you guys talk like adults and quote the posts
>>555505523built for 1.0 GPA students
>>555505443This is a universe where you can just reverse everything or everything was just a false memory. Yes there are no stakes.
>>555505520But the main bad guy is Lygus though.
Aquila only had good music, thats about it
People might think you've got my hand up your ass with how much you're parroting what I say
>umm just ignore the black tide and corruption of the world chuddie he didn’t show up in person so he dindu nuffin
>>555505520He’s basically like Ganondorf in a generic hero’s story. Great evil sealed away for 1000 years and if you fight him just as as he is released and stop him right thereZ
>>555505520Lygus was the big bad of this arc and we fought him in....3.5 lmao
>>555505623I'd pretend to be one just to get into her classes
>>555505523Why is she so unbothered?
>>555505735the enemy itself was also cool. irontomb (the boss) just felt like another elite until it did the irontomb (real) attack once
>>555505623Meant for >>555505219
Is Irontomb for (You)?
If Herta had actual prep time she'd onetap that fraud
>>555505939Why are you like this?
>HSR continues to break recordsUnstoppable!
People who clearly don’t read shit or can’t comprehend the story should just keep their mouth shutSimple as
Sad news: no Honkai Star rail villain accomplishes anything
>things got reversed (in these very specific circumstances that cannot be replicated or repeated) therefore the story has no stakesSub-zero IQ
>>555505520>irontomb had no real presence in the story >he got mentioned a lotInstantly contradicting oneself and still hitting submit is impressive work.
Correct
>>555506038>villain gets beaten before they can win>WOOOOW THEY NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WTF
>>555506003
>>555506003I think we should be more worried about the fact that Endfield is above Genshin’s Archon even a week after LMAO hoyo is cooked
retard
>>555505998Can I fuck it or not?
>>555506003>>555506204>Hoyo games are doing so poorly Da Wei is gonna have to kneel before GabeN
>>555506282NO
>>555506204Endfield > Flopshin
>>555506039You don't have to be shy, Anon. You can reply to me.Either way, it's crazy how these specific circumstances happen just when they need to, isn't it?
>>555506003>Only took 1 black tier ass to kill HSRDo you think they regret releasing dahlia?
>>555506331Why? It must have a hole somewhere.
>>555506204every game is popular when it first releasesgive it a month and it'll be wuwa tier
The conditions were met so it’s not that crazy. Unless your IQ is in the negatives you should be able to understand this.
>villain has world ending move>ally has something that conveniently counters itNice steaks
The heroes had to reset 33 million times to line up the perfect circumstances to defeat Irontomb…
>>555506423But her banner was starring Firefly featuring Dahlia (and Gallagher).
Finally, some Honkai Star Rail
>>555506545>heroes1 guy you mean
>>555506576>>555506576>>555506576
>>555505775>wants to destroy the universe because... daddy left him aloneBitch ass nigga tbhesu
Only good villains are those that manage to shake even the hero's beliefs. Like Dottore.
>>555506451Except ZZZ, only 33 tiktok hours during launch despite being made by the biggest gacha company
make a non-pag thread please
>>555506669too early you retarded hertaschizo
>>555506795Cyrene would never say this
>12 posts early pagcel threadNuke SEA
>>555506669This thread is fine. A little early perhaps but nothing stopping us from using it after we reach the bump limit here.
>>555503759sex bunny fu
>>555505195Ok more specific.I only like straight ships but mc excluded, I'm not a gacha grail indonesian.Lygus and stelle though I don't mind, because I can make fun of the people saying: "No this character is so evil you can't do that aàaaaaaaaaaaa"
>>555507324This nigga probably likes Phairene, gross
>>555507845based if true
>>555507959Liking this is a humillation ritual
odds fapevens games
odds kill myselfevens kill myselfdubs dont kill myself
