IQ edition>Demo days Next: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67 Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-66 >/v/3jamhttps://itch.io/jam/v3jam>AGDG resources https://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w >Helpful links New Threads: >>>/vg/agdg Archive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg/ /agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/ >How to WebM https://obsproject.com https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter >Previous Thread >>555406931
AI chads rise up
>>555476439
Was missing in the last many threads. Post your progress. Flush out the crabs.
>>555476552lol i can't code so why would i
>>555476421How long has it been since you posted NSFW to the threads?
>>555476298>>/v/3jam>https://itch.io/jam/v3jamwhat happened to using your trip betz?
>>555476728lol bruh i have been over this so many times, yes i posted the neogina before, but the site admin changed my post to some law enforcement threat shit when i wasn't even doing that, i was just drunk and posting too positively for the site admin or something like that, i was talking and replying to that gamedev house thing saying i would like to get one going, obviously i never intended to do that as i am a shutin
>it's in the OP againecelebs, DESTROY this thread.
This kills the gabencunt.
>>555476950now look up jizya
>>555476890>yes i posted the neogina before, but
me on my way to start my youtube channel called nigger three and my game jam the nigger three jam and then I get to put it in the OP every thread because uh..... because ..... because I..... because I just fucking get to ok??? it's /agdg/!
>>555476890So from then on, it wasn't you posting it? Hmm that's a bit weird. Who would save such an image and post it again after you?
>>555477101>>555477193i still find it funny, isn't me though
>>555477193stop asking questions...
>>555477193Pedro. He and Joshuathon, they are as one. And they all have grotesque threesomes with Betz in every thread. And they are all bound by one thing can you guess what that is? Rhymes with Artificial Incelligence. Rhymes with Antisocial Badsmelligence.
is this>/v/3jamin the OP an official agdg thing as far as official agdg things exist?
>>555477564no, it's genuinely parasitical. It's one guy with a slight mental imbalance who keeps trying to push his stuff here when practically nobody cares about it.
>>555477564no
>>555477564Ignore the other retards. It's about as official as you can get when you have /agdg/ developers joining and posting about it. But alas, you're not asking sincerely and I took the bait.
>>555477854betz why did you abandon the tripcode so quickly? kinda funny ngl.
>>555477854>But alas, you're not asking sincerely and I took the bait.
>>555477564This is a 4chan post there’s nothing “official” here. Don’t let some cunt act like he owns the threads. If you do or don’t want to participate in this game jam then go for it but don’t let someone stop you because it’s somehow unofficial.
>>555477129If you start a game jam, I will out you in the op. Feel better?
>>555477967>Don’t let some cunt act like he owns the threadsOh you mean like namefag and his fag discord friends?
>>555477967>Don’t let some cunt act like he owns the threads.betz?what's especially weird is that he doesn't even pretend to be making a game. Why is he in the amateur game development thread?
>>555478070betz is the owner of the largest gamedev discord on 4chan dumbass
>>555478070>>555478079I don’t know about your Eceleb drama. Do either of you have a game to post?
I didn't mind betz and /v/3 until he actually started talking about making it profitable and earning back the money he spent on it by marketing other anon's games. Just gave me a weird feeling. Could be nothing but I'm not sure I trust it anymore, it certainly doesn't seem as benignn as it used to.
>>>/v/731737198>Can I use AI?>Yes, just ignore them.>https://itch.io/jam/v3jam>AI usage: vibe coding is coolSay no to vibecoding. It destroys aspiring gamedevs. Just look at Josh and Pedro. And everyday there are new trending posts from gamedevs who end up crashing and burning from vibecoding before learning the essentials. AI pushers are harming people.
Are brown pajeets unironically wasting their time copying and pasting code from chatGPT to "vibecode"why is every videcode game look and feel like its from the 80s pong tier?
>>555478284low IQ nigger post
Fellas is it time to admit that /v/3 is just a mainstay?>Receives over 30 /agdg/ games per show, most of which are new participants >Is hosting a game jam with about the same number of signups from /agdg/>Their first poll had over 80 voters on it >Has a d*scord with verified yesdevs >Shows year over year increase in viewership >Has gotten a sticky on /v/
>>555478168could we see your game first please, betz? Because you've made it very clear before you aren't making a game.I do post my game here but I won't in this thread at least, because I don't have much progress and because you (or someone else) seems to attack, stalk, and falseflag as devs who speak out against you.
>>555478374betz, trip back on, now
Damn, Buffy can't catch a break.First she dies and then she has to claw her way out of her own grave and watch robot Buffy torn to pieces and is traumatized and thinks she's still in hell and tries to commit suicide and then she has to fight this demon poltergeist created as a side effect of the spell that brought Buffy back to life whose only chance at survival is to kill Buffy
I owned the coward once again. I do hope he receives the message... COWARD NODEVS ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS WEB SIGHT!!!
>>555478530this trip thing is hilarious>dude someone keeps replying to posts and saying its betz so i turned on my trip>um that doesnt mean that the other posts weren't you?>turns trip off
>>555478674
>>555478017>I will out you in the opbetz freudian slip...
>>555478674No I'm here lol. Anyways, day 2 of modifier voting for our World Famous Game Jam starts now! Yesterday, much to the chagrin of the coomers, mouth made sound effects won the vote. Today you will be voting between: >Gambling >Lootboxes >Permadeath POLL LINK: https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPvXXzgE JAM LINK: https://itch.io/jam/v3jam
I don't really care about /v/3 fag but why does he wear a dress?
>>555478284Relatedhttps://youtu.be/EKOU3JWDNLI&t=114
>>555478841tranny freak
>>555478841>turns it back on
>>555478841this post is advertising or begging
At this point I'm pretty convinced that Betz falseflags as the person calling him a tranny just so more posts are about him. it's mentally ill stuff.
>>555478853kek that's funny but if you were an actual competent programmer before AI this is fucking easy money and even moreso going forward
>>555479073classic transwiz tacticsprobably learned it in discord
AI CHADS WE ON THE RISE
>>555475742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYYn5OPhC5Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9SqC5heFNc
>>555479276>the next josh/betz/pedro just arrivedits so fucking over cant you just go to the /v/ threads?
>>555479185You really struggle differentiating different developers, don't you.
Wotking on the next background asset.
>>555479417>developers>betzmarge? im confused.
>>555479276based AI chad
>>555479417He's so fucking stupid it's painful. Remember when he didn't know who the developer behind cuffbust was?
>>555479276>wow AI can make a unreal asset flip jeet teenager first project but it somehow looks worse!aichads winning
>>555479441I've been watching through Transformers Animated recently and this reminds me of Bulkhead's alt mode. I like it.
Does your game have these type buildings? Remember to make test levels so that you can try out player interactions and view models. Helpful both for solodevs and teams.
>>555479276is this in godot? can i have the project files? pwease?
>>555479598kek don't hurt yourself when you dilate later and are so angry you rip a new neogina
>>555479598luddites seething AI keep winning
What is /agdg/'s thoughts on the new modifier for the /v/3 game jam: lootboxes? I hope everyone is looking forwards to designing their games around loot boxes with all the item stuff that would require. I'm sure this will be lots of fun!
you will never be Geoff Keighley
>>555478841>lootboxes is winningBetting-bros...
>>555479543>You really struggle differentiating..>Remember when he..pot meet kettle
>>555479836>>555479890I refuse to believe lootboxes is organically winning. Genuinely this is a coordinated push, like with mouth sfx, to get the worst option to win. I wouldn't be surprised if you got bot strawpoll with VPNs or TOR or something.
>>555479881Geoff Keighley doesn't wear a dress for one
>>555480024used to be trivial, now they block known tor and VPN outlets with a pretty high percentage, even with highly paid private VPNs, but obviously the more you pay the more undetected, or just rent botnet proxies
>still seething because I dressed up in my own fucking room as a jokeyou're the real tranny.
>>555476636making a math game
>>555479836Doesn't really matter what winsSo go ahead and bot it lmao
>>555480024That's what I've been trying to figure out. I noticed a huge bump this morning in lootboxes where like 8 votes came in really quick. I asked JargonDev and he said he couldn't double vote as long as he was on the same Internet IP but that doesn't mean some retard with a VPN can't fuck things up.
>>555480218>>still seething because I dressed up in my own fucking room as a joke>you're the real tranny.betz, stop.>>555480320i already explained here>>555480181
I miss December 2018my first game just made it and I got a long term lease on a nice apartment downtown and I was so optimistic in my ability to make successful games and The Outer Worlds was just announced and future seemed like something to look forward to.
>>555480320just scrap the modifiers at this point. Even the voting is fucked up holy jej
>>555480024>mouth sfx>worst optionYou misspelled best option
>>555479441neat
>>555480263Interesting, what stops a player from using the best number all the time?
>>555480263stealing it and vibecoding a mobile version with lootboxes. thanks sucka.
>betz now blaming the voters and not him for picking shit retarded optionsshiggy my diggy
>>555480320and what about the jump for mouth sfx? two instances makes this seem a bit sus
>>555476950You post this every thread. I don't think you understand it enough. This isn't what Muslims pay as taxes, this is what Muslims pay as taxes on TOP of government taxes. It's an addition tax for believing in a pedophile's shitpost. Also that other anon is right, non-muslims living in Muslim countries have to pay a yearly tribute because of it. Again, this is separate from the tax you pay to the government so it's an ADDITIONAL tax.
>>555480582>lootboxeshey I've got a game jam you might like to join!
If someone is botting the votes, just bot harder for the one you wantC'mon fellas
>>555479441not enough subtle furry homoeroticism but go on
>>555480706good luck with that
>>555480460Sorry, but you didn't convince me last thread you're not going to convince me now. >>555480472For what it's worth I voted for all text must rhyme.>>555480602Yeah I was convinced that tits was going to win but it flipped in the last hour. Unfortunately there's nothing I can realistically do about that. Sure I COULD host it on pisscorp but that defeats the purpose of us hosting it in the threads.
What an awful thread
>>555439059You mind explaining why?
>>555480814tranny freak
>>555480814>someone is botting the votes to fuck it up as much as possible>eh, nothing I can do about that. chop chop devs! democracy has spoken!tbf a lot of this could have been avoided with better modifier options all around.
>>555481037hey dumbass, go ahead and bot the strawpoll, and post results, just two votes will do, your own IP and then whatever bot you manage to vote on it, ill wait.fucking retarded zoomer
im checking out this thread for the first time, is it always 70% local thread drama and namefag discourse? genuine question
>>555481037For what it's worth me and JargonDev agree and he messaged me this morning saying that exactly. Should've been grouped better.
>>555481131not always like this, it's been particularly bad for a while because of like three people.
>>555481131only since betz inserted his discord here and now all the discord transexuals who are not even gamedevs shit up the thread to defend their head faggot
>>555481131Yeah these threads are often dominated by a handful of obsessive schizoposters who are butthurt forever for eternityAbandon all progress ye who enter
>>555481131Unfortunately one of our long-time schizos got his ban lifted so it's worse than usual. I have some early warning systems and litmus test posts I make to see if he's here (because he's so fucking stupid he'll always take the bait), and since he is you should probably come back when he's banned again.
>>555476636I've learned something new today“For some meshes, thin surfaces may not have a good distance field representation and could cause issues with light leaking… Walls should be no thinner than 10 centimeters (cm) to avoid light leaking. Distance Fields cannot represent extremely thin features, or one-sided meshes seen from behind. Avoid these types of artifacts by ensuring the viewer doesn’t see the triangle back faces of one-sided meshes or only use closed geometry.”I'll keep it as a feature, it's kinda funny.
this is demoralizing that such a fun game is getting this little interest on Steam even with a demo. can Jargondev tell us how many people have played his demo and how many have seen his game's page?
>>555481371>threads are often dominated by a handful of obsessive schizoposterswell that's all 4chan generals, period. i just find the ones infested with local drama (esp. namefags) the least appealing by far.shame. have been getting into game dev recently. are there any alternative threads?
>>555480574They should use the best number, e.g. the smallest divisor that leaves a prime. Hitting 'meteors' with themselves does nothing, and using a divisor that leaves a non-prime creates another meteor of that value (as in webm). Still thinking about how to incentivize that, probably with a score board. Maybe score based on the prime that remains after dividing? Maybe tie health to ammo? >>555480582I'm glad you like the idea.
>>555481192in hindsight, I think there could’ve be room for a dev choices too. For example let people vote for five modifiers from 5 groups, and then let the dev decide what 3 modifiers of the voted 5 they shall implement. Then again maybe that’s too complicated for agdg devs
>>555481640there are the occasional /v/ threads, usually a few a week (although anons have stated it needs to be more like one a week)
>>555481674>e.g.>meant i.e.am tired
>>555481112I mean, if you insist? just botted some more votes for lootboxes kek
>>555481552when a bug becomes a feature.>>555481674Tie it to ammo. So the player can't miss shots or math wrong.
>>555481946KEKKYPOW!
Joke is on the botterLootboxes are actually going to take the jam to the NEXT LEVEL
Ask your answershttps://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/s/DfU2zIvIdI
>>555481946I kept an eye on it and I'll be deducting nine votes from the final total
>>555481392What's the early warning system posts to make?
>>555482092holy fucking shit he buckbroke youhow can you trust any of the votes? how can you know which are botted?
>>555481946oh shit, ok good job, i am a fucking rusty skid it seems, thanks for the reality check
>>555482092>he's RIGGING the vote now!kekhonestly doesn't matter what wins, we work around it whatever it ends up being
>>555482231Thank you, I try.
>>555482113Make posts praising underspace and watch him take the bait because he can't help himself.
>>555482463i am a persistent schizo and i have no idea what underspace is
trannywiz meltie in 3, 2,
>>555482576A space game that's not worth the energy to keep it in your mind.
>>555480886Because you're making charge attack the default safest strategy best option (lower dps doesn't count). Meanwhile *pause* attacks only have one strength being it's wide sweeps but they also have more recovery on top of doing less damage. Ignoring the fact that pausing + more recovery results in even more lag between swings you're compounding weaknesses in a way that's nonsensical for a combo game. Moves that extend juggles/combos (I assume that's the purpose of multihit) need less recovery, not more so it either allows you to reposition or do bigger moves. In contrast Charge attacks have more startup but deal lots of damage and moves fast meaning you inherently risk less while also getting the benefit of blasting attackers back.
>>555482695Case in point. This is how you know the thread's not worth posting in right now, if you couldn't tell already.I'm happy to perform public services for the good of the few yesdevs still left here.
>>555482946>I'm happy to perform public services for the good of the few yesdevs still left here.fuck you, you're just posting edrama, kill yourself
>>555482946im not the schizo, i just said that to reverse bait you haha
>schizo having a meltie againOof.
jargondev, how are you reacting to cursed words?
i can only make RPGs
doesn't every RPG boil down to "run around and kill bad guys until you're strong enough to beat the biggest bad guy and save the world"
gamedev music idk?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjRyCmOssG8
aren't the currently trending incremental games just clones of RPG progression systems but with stripped down gameplay
BTW I think it goes without saying but you're more than welcome to implement whatever modifiers you want that didn't win. The three that do are just the ones being judged upon.
>>555483619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxnvCaaJVow
>>555483820>dante must die mode: implement ALL the modifiers
>>555482003I'll try it. I have a few other ideas I want to try out to encourage smarter play. I should put it up soon to get some feedback.
>>555483820wtf? that doesnt go without saying at all. So you don't have to do the modifiers?
I can't make incrementals because the game can't be realistic with incremental progression and I HAVE to make realistic games.
>>555484029Sure if you want to be ineligible for the prize. I'm saying you can add the tit shopkeeper and the permadeath if you want since those aren't being judged upon>>555484002You know what, if one of you is insane enough to do this, I'll personally add 5 points to your games score.
>>555484029Don't be dense anonAll 3 modifiers that win the votes must be in the jam gameBut you can add some of the ones that didn't win for funsies>>555484258>You know what, if one of you is insane enough to do this, I'll personally add 5 points to your games score.I won't do it, but I'd like to see someone try
Vice-City like
>>555448453Aiming for a July release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahJGWww1jNci guess from now on all my jukebox posts will be spoilered idk, is nobody else going to post music? feel like a retard here
Has Betz spoken out about the blatant botting of the vote yet? What's he going to do about it?
>>555476298progress, muffinmakin soon
>>555484690Yeah I call bullshit on the amount of lootbox votes but even if I'm super liberal on the amount of votes I would (hypothetically) remove and say "yeah I'm removing 40 votes from lootboxes" it still wins by 3 votes currently. So I guess just hope that things swing in your favor overnight.
>>555484957betz you racist fuck illegal votes count!
>>555484957cuck response
how do i get good at character design?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRW57nBLMI
you know what guys? I feel like saving money
>>555484957Betz, I want you to know this. It was me, Joshua. I ruined your game jam.
who the hell is betz I haven't been around agdg much lately
>>555485270My nemesis.....................
>>555485315A nodev who wants our attention and will do anything for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPioLizQKuc
>>555485270>>555485427shit is turning into the plot of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in this bitch
Joshua was bragging on the 'cord that he was "hacking" the poll to ruin the jam. Pretty based, at the very least I'd say it's spite pilled. Lootboxes in a jam is going to be extremely unpopular and definitely sends a bad message that the jam isn't something people should take seriously.And how can Betz prove it? He has to carry on with this bogus jam...I think this is checkmate.
>>555485270>>555485427kek
>>555485591KEKKYPOVV
>>555479441Firefall bus
>>555485591>joshua was bragging on the 'cordno i only use discord to join whitelisted game servers
>>555485591>joshua bragging on the 'cordscreenshots? or invite?
>>555485591Not sure how this ruins anything exactly>noooo not one of the 3 predetermined options
>>555482576A space RPG by famous modder trainwiz who was a regular poster in these threads and posted progress updates on the game all the time while. It released and did decent numbers but the dev left.
>>555485591>Joshua was bragging on the 'cord
no fucking way i was here when 'shua struck the killing blow on betz.this time next year, the entire viewership of v3 will be playing a mod for armed assault 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXl3VOVhT8
>>555485874nigger nobody (ok maybe 1 or 2 people really invested in the jam) wants to make a game with lootboxes and mouth sfx and whatever retarded rubbish the next vote brings. It's over.
>>555484509i listen to every song anybody posts in the thread, jsyk
>>555481574That information isn't quite accurate but the real numbers aren't much better.91 wishlists354 visits on the main Jargon page746 people have apparently downloaded the demo but there are only 46 unique users, not sure what's going on thereMedian time played is 20 minutes though, which means players are not bouncing off immediately which is good.I'm a little underwhelmed by these numbers but to be fair I never thought Jargon was going to make me rich. My goal is only to sell 500 copies since it's my second ever game and my first one only sold 50.I do have multiple scammers reaching out to me about marketing deals though so I guess it has the appearance of a successful game, or maybe it just makes me look retarded and gullible, who's to say.I also Hail Mary'd an email to NorthernLion since people said he might like Jargon, definitely not getting a response though.
>>555486038>1 or 2There's currently 32 signups. Explain that one. All of whom, I might add, knew what they were getting into.
>need to sort an array to delete values in inverse order>okay, just array.sort() array.invert()>easy>except let me just double check it sorts from 1 to 99 and not 99 to 1>it's not in the documentation, just about alphabetical order>just gotta assume "string1" "string2" is the same as sorting 1, 2well okay godot, I can't be assed to test this so in the 1% chance this doesn't sort 1,2,3 I guess I'll just cause thousands of players to crash
>>555485968made me laugh, we should do this.
>>555485874Are you dense or is this just coping Betz with a disabled trip?Loot boxes are seen as toxic waste in indie game communities. Running a jam with loot boxes will kill your show, permanently. At a minimum, it makes the whole thing look like a childish joke that no serious dev will want to be apart of.It was bad enough before, but this is the coup de grâce delivered masterfully by Joshua...
>>555486163actual retard, bing how sorting works and look at the types you are sorting. also why not just test it and print the result?
>>555486068cool, ok ill keep posting then i guess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNVTqgUrJnM
there are at LEAST 2 "joshuas". It's like the new anonymous holy fuck im basedfacing
>mfw when one thread tranny actually does destroy his troon nemesis
>>555486436>there are at LEAST 2 "joshuas". It's like the new anonymous holy fuck im basedfacing
>>555483619>>555484509Not music, but I have a ZFG zelda randomizer in the background.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCw8vWThZnc
Art progress based on AI chads unreal engine AI mockup but with my shitty handcrafted unity skills.
>>555486075Wow, I'm surprised your wishlists and playtime are so close to mine. Don't get discouraged, the longer you're on steam the more "random" spike you'll get as steam figures out who to recommend your game to. I'm confident you'll get more traction the longer it stays on steam.>I emailed northernlionEmail the people in his inner circle (The youtubers he plays game with). They are much more likely the pickup random games and he watches them a lot for new games to try.
Does developing an advanced AI bot that can defeat strawpolls anti-botting features make me a yesdev? I think it does.
Can we try to keep this thread on topic, please? Joshua and Betz DONT get along!!!
>>555486436A second joshua has hit the thread
>>555486363I should not have to google a functionit should say it in the documentation like everything elseI should not have to assume "yes the thing works the obvious way it does" bitch when I first started programming there was nothing in the world that would make you assume you start counting at 0, but you do, because why notwhat about the y axis being inverted? yup, why the hell not, let's just do thatanyway I realized I don't need to sort I can just process my array in reverse order to begin with:> var arraysize = array.size()>for i in range(arraysize)>array.remove(array[arraysize-(i+1)])for example, I usually do that I just forgot about it in this instancein some cases I store removed array elements and remove them later so it doesn't cause these issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mANWURVcMMI
>>555486075The shop is too complex for NL, should have been a pick one of 3
>>555486270I think its the other guy involved in running the jam who's coping. betz has a different (distinctive) style when hes samefagging.
>>555486075>91 wishlists>354 visits on the main Jargon pagethat's a very good wishlist to visit ratio, especially if 354 visits includes bots. you have a GMI game on your hands, you just need more eyes on it. unless 90% of wishlists are from fellow devs and friends/followers who you told to wishlist it in which case who knows.
>>555486879homie sorting types is a very basic computer science concept. The godot docs even explain what its doing.>Sorts the array in ascending order. The final order is dependent on the "less than" (<) comparison between elements.You're a retard.
>>555486926Ok, Anonymous *WINK*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTicZwp7QPE
>>555487095You just proved that the godot contributors agree with me.I have an older version of the docs (specific to my version) You found the newer version which clarifies it's in ascending order.They realized they needed to fix it.>it's a very basic computer science concept...That's not how you write documents. Don't assume people know something you didn't state.
>>555486520>>mfw when
>>555486610>They are much more likely the pickup random games and he watches them a lot for new games to try.Good to know, guess I'll start annoying Dan Gheesling on Twitter.>>555486908What's so complicated about pick 1 of 11 :^)>>555486974I have no idea who has been wishlisting it, I only told like 10 real life friends about it so far and I only have 100 followers on Twitter which is the only social media I use. But I told myself I would tweet about it every day until a month or two after release and I pick up like 3-5 wishlists a day because of that I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DM_MnNgZkc
What's the link for the /v/3 discord? It isn't on the jam page (repost because I didn't notice there was a new thread)
Jesus christ every fifth post in this thread is filtered for me.
>>555481340you can just ignore betz if you don't like v3 rather than screeching about trannies all the time. but then i forgot this is agdg where hardly anyone posts progress anymore, hell i havent even seen fucking autismo dragon man in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vTfHMOzAk
>>555487934I know right
>>555487934>>555488068sounds like a (You) problem if you would have asked me
>>555487676JargonBro you seem like a good guy. Get away from /v/3 now while you can before you get targeted by schizos.
>>555487934>>555488068what's your filter list? specifically for /agdg/, I'd like to block a lot of these posts
>>555487934I switched to a new browser and forgot to take my old filters with me. Half the thread would probably be gone if I added the filters back.
>>555488224just filter "tranny" and "discord"
>>555488224>give me your filter list so i can evade itUhhh, no, get fucked schizoid.
FUCK GABENCUNT
>>555485139Just copy this.
>>555488749wouldn't it be a laugh riot if i said >30/40/50=!!!!what a funny fucking joke, holy shit i am DYING of laughter!!!
it took me 5.5 hours of development for each wishlist my (abandoned) game got
>>555488891kana looks like THAT?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qmrprx8Gi4
So reading some old posts tomorrow's vote is between >Quick time events>Magic/Mana meeter>Educational content So what's going to get rigged tomorrow?
>>555489186I think they're all good options :)
>>731794201anyone who buys this new "botting" narrative is a retard. The problem is with the voting format and the options, not this new botting boogeyman. IMO the votes are probably pretty much legit, with all botting being someone getting their friend group to vote or having a phone and wifi or stuff like that.
>>555489186Please let it be educational content that would be so funny
>>555489280fuck you
>>555489186i actually cant decide which is worse, can somebody give me a rundown on which would be the worst one to win? i think educational is a bit too funny, quick time events sounds like the most annoying.
>>555488982>it took me 5.5 hours of development for each wishlist my (abandoned) game gotGabencunt did this btw.
>>555489628>>it took me 5.5 hours of development for each wishlist my (abandoned) game got>Gabencunt did this btw.
>>555489186I’m calibrating my bots to vote for QTE
>>555489506>QTEAnnoying to implement and to play, probably not gonna win>Magic meterMechanically interesting, relatively easy to program, devs will vote for this one.>Educational ContentThe only one that's not a game mechanic per se, but would be really funny to see implemented. Devs probably won't vote for this one but general anons will.
i wonder who could possibly have the vast resources necessary to bot the poll, and also the personal motive to fuck over indie devs for no reason?his name starts with gaben and ends with cunt btw.
>>555487530have you checked the site: https://thev3expo.com/
>120
>>555488224hint: you can block "AI" by specifying that there are spaces on each side of it, so you don't block all words like "paid".
>>555489186This was the full list of modifiers before they pared it down to 9.>Permadeath >EXP/Level up system >Balatro Jokers >Yellow paint marking the path >A dodge roll >An annoying millennial sidekick (think Miles from Metroid Prime) >Multiplayer (don't actually do this one it would be way too hard) >A big titty shopkeeper >A full, original sountrack >Mouth made SFX >farming, like literally farming plants >day/night cycle >enemy crabs >fishing mechanic >an AI chatbot >educational content >annoying and unfair mechanics >poop humor >very horny dialogue >betting >lootboxes >drugs >killcams >all in-game text must rhyme >Elemental weaknesses and resistances like Pokemon >Implied blowjobs >Jiggle physics >A fully voiced narrator>QTE>hats you can equip >a magic meter >fighting game inputs >an escort missionI understand why they didn't keep all of them but come on a millennial sidekick would have been gold.
>>555490013watch as they change it to not have QTEs because they're too afraid of it winning.I would vote for QTEs btw.
>>555490225least pathetic 'dite
>>555490254Ummmmmmmmmm awkward? Was it something I said? Betzschizo is behind me, isn't he?
>>555490254wtf why did they remove all the good ones? betz needs to get his self sabotaging tendencies looked at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRNkaLcKZB0gambling
>>555490430Idk man a lot of these look pretty restrictive as far as genre and feel of the game. Others are just way too big of scope for a week long jam. I think the final list makes sense.
>>555486568those trees and rocks look like they're straight out of The Frydarian Talein short, BASADO!!!
why has fygoon posted so little lately?does he have a girlfriend now?is he busy working on his gaym?
>>555490838You still see him on /v/ dev threads occasionally but I would guess that being universally hated by a community doesn't really make you want to stay there.
>>555490838why are you posting about yourself kinda weird, champ
>>555490918yea I’ve seen him there but he mostly just dumps his dragon load of renders and leaves, not engaging anymore >>555490926I’m not green nor mean
>>555490838he's hard at work replacing his voice actors when someone pointed out to him how fucking racist the mentor character sounds, i bet
Can I get a QRD on what was so bad about the christmas /v/3? A few people in the thread have said something about it but I wasn't around then.
>>555491501TLDR;The guy in charge of running it (not Betz, The guy who's behind the summer show) dragged his feet and forced them to push the show back by 4 days announcing it two hours before it was supposed to air, putting it on Christmas eve at some ungodly hour. As such, the turnout was abysmal and led to that show runner being kicked off the team supposedly. I remember seeing that some Devs were (rightfully) a little upset as to how it turned out but overall there was nothing bad about it and it's more so just another repeated talking point that some retards Like to bring up
Was on /int/ in a thread about Steam getting sued. Ironically saw someone that really thinks Gabe controls the price and it is somehow greedy gamedevs that are trying to price their games higher. Probably also believes that we do not choose how much to discount our games but Gabe chooses. How? Do they really think we don't choose what we with the games we make? Secondly wtf they have a schizo just like Joshua over there but slightly less unhinged. Where are all these schizo's coming from? I've been seeing them crop up over the last few years.
luddies it's time to kill yourselves https://youtu.be/Iar4yweKGoI?si=frrToX7JSyrELtcZ&t=102
>>555492064Zoomer schizos are much worse and numerous than millennial schizos.
>>555492064>i went to a board full of retards and it is full of retards wtf guys!
>>555492405>luddies it's time to kill yourselves >https://youtu.be/Iar4yweKGoI?si=frrToX7JSyrELtcZ&t=102
>>555492064hello new friend all generals and more broadly all boards have their own schizosyou have to lurk more
Just caught up with the thread and holy furrk 'shua won... will betz ever show his face here again?
BOW DOWN
>>555477532>leftThrew all his money into gamedev and is now struggling>rightSomehow desperately scraping by despite two games, one over 750 reviews and the other at almost 2000 reviewsI don't get it how? I know the former apparently threw a lot into his current game which looks on par with games made by indies from years ago. The latter probably has a big team on each game and maybe that's why he seems to be struggling for money?
>it works
who is Joshua?
>>555493184IDK but he seems to have won or something?
>>555493184a tranny freak
>>555492634I've been here for years, there were not this many. Like 3 years ago I started noticing them appear. That includes Joshua when he was less unhinged. You remember that game collab by Max Stern? You know the one about making a 2D game based off an anime? Take a guess on who that guy was who got butthurt when he had his AI art removed from the collab page. Even before then he's been showing the signs. He's been among us for a long time. Though I wonder why he was here for so long without a game. I doubt he even had that one mod until maybe last year.
Working on my Vulkan Voxel Raymarcher.
>>555493394hello betz!
>>555493486Back in my day we had Ronny Redpill and Crumble
>>555493840>back in my day>Betzwait how long have you been here? you've been here for years and you still proudly do not have a game?
>>555478841>I'm>>555479616>I've, me, I >>555480320>I've, I, I>>555480814>me, me>I>I, I, I, us See how it gets worse with every post.Grim.
>>555494045it's insane how he thinks he somehow owns /agdg/ because he made a discord server? tranny nonsense I guess.
>>555478841I think yesterdays vote was manipulated desu
i spaghetti'ed my code so hard.
>titty>permadeath>mana meterI just saved your game jam.>NO I WOULD RATHER MAKE A GAME WITH LOOTBOXES, QUICK TIME EVENTS, AND MOUTH SOUND EFFECTScontrarian retard.>UMM YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE WHICH OF THE THREE MODIFIERS FROM EACH DAY YOU WANT WE HAVE TO GO WITH THE DEMOCRATIC VOTE.... the vote was already rigged, anon.
>>555476636Learned a bit about the GBA's graphics. So trying to go back and limit my color count & range. Don't think I'll get 100% accurate without shaders or working on real hardware, but I'll keep it very close.
>>555493840>ronny redpillOh right, good ol ronnygermany aka ronnie redpill aka canceledbernbro aka redpill ron. good stuff
>>555494530>tittyMouth won. Tit lost. Cope.
>>555494758at this point im pretty sure betz rigged the vote himself lol. He spent all of yesterday going "arrghhh you're voting wrong i want mouth to win" and then boom, one hour from the deadline he uncovers the ballot box with two dozen votes for mouth in it!
>>555494542Nice.
>>555493840>>555494036lol this. Betz appears to be a lifelong neverdev who has been shitting up agdg for who knows how long, probably a sickening amount of time. I just don't think it's right to enable a literal shitposting narcissist neverdev and I kind of think most devs are being hoodwinked into it through v3.
>>555494910I wanted rhyming text to win and I voted for that.
>>555494162v3 the shows aren't a trivial thing to set up but he does basically pay other people to make the shows. He pays talent to voice act and edit, he writes most of it himself or who knows how much. But at the end of the day, none of this is game dev. He's not a gamedev. So his intent to be discussed constantly in a gamedev community is kind of distasteful.
>>555495256hes doing more for aggy than all the retards shitposting about eric or gossiping about some literal who discord drama
the sloppification of /agdg/
>>555495256especially because most of the "anti-betz" shitposting in this thread is at worst actually him and at best egged on by him. It's really frustrating especially because he seems more intelligent than the actually autistic schizos who fucked up the thread for years.
>>555494910>STOP THE COUNT!Kek that's what this reminds me of. I still think some other anon used a vpn to keep the nearly votes tied until the last minute where mouth sfx was chosen. Just my guess.
>>555494036Beats being a terrible gamedev with 0 successes in all that time imo. Vicariously living through the successful one's or one's you like is nice.
>>555495301>betz... is... a... habitual... liar.seriously can you explain this? very sus.
Why does /agdg/ hate tits so much?
>>555495772He did deliberately start a fake controversy about shilling claude and then brag about in discord like it was le ebin troll. He's a shitposting nodev like all the way, it's not an act. I can't endorse it or enable or encourage people like that. At the very least, be an actual gamedev in the gamedev community my guy. To be a proud shitposting neverdev is sickening.
>>555495301>>555495949betz why did you lie about this? what possible reason could you have for lying about it?
>>555495949>>555496295We're dealing with a high level narcissist. Buckle up because the more attention the gamejam gets the more unhinged he will become.
>>555496250>He did deliberately start a fake controversy about shilling claudeyou mean he made a joke that people sperged out over? it was even dumber than when people sperged out when the v3expo site said they own the rights to your game as a joke
>>555495301In the discord you wrote"MOUTHBROS WE WON".In the archive you can find several posts of you saying you want mouth to win, and hating on coomers and "tit" (with a slightly weird sexual/transgender hangup bent to it, but that's besides the point)>gets accused of rigging his vote so the one he wants wins>hastily says he didn't want that one to win>actually plenty of evidence he did want it to winwouldn't it have made more sense to say you did want mouth to win but didn't bot it? Why would you jump to saying you didn't in fact want mouth to win?I'm losing confidence in this jam bros...
the general sperging about gamedev ecelebs at least had something to do with game development.
Reminder he bullied Osh. Made him explain himself for daring to have a 2D animated head on a 3D body, something everyone has known about Osh for years, it's literally in every webm, Betz acted like it was the first time he saw it and made Osh explain himself then basically told Osh to change it as well as the hair. Betz has literally never made a game. Think about that. Bullying yesdevs in his discord, feeling like he's king of the world. Betz is a high level narc.
>>555493486>Take a guess on who that guy was who got butthurt when he had his AI art removed from the collab page.That absolutely wasn't Joshua.t. part of that collab and also Joshua observer
Wait, betz rigged the vote HIMSELF? holy fuck...
I’m sad guys.. i vibecoded whole day today, now im in bed and I’m sad
https://x.com/BenjiGameDev/status/2016482998477087117one is selling hopethe other doesn't sell at all hmm
>>555497258osh said he wishes his game could look like this (the character has a 3d head btw) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FF_ztF1QfLk
>>555497591posterinf what you vibecodering today
>>555497720I already posted it before
Millenials buy and sell hopium.Zoomers buy and sell copium.
voxels
Everything starts to make sense when you realise Betz is literally a Jew (not in a slur way, just that he's actually Jewish) from NYC.
>>555495034:)>>555495961Loliposters outnumber Hagposters
I dont care about Cris
>>555498323ok Cris
>>555497831bitch bastard bastard bitch you did not
>>555497258
>>555498129what did you just call me!?
>>555498514Its>>555479276
It's surprising after I ran through all my limits on Gemini, Codex, Claude my z.ai still just works and has insane limits that $9 for 3 months as worth it lol
>betz falseflagging againnot everyone has to be talking about you all the time, you fat fuck.
>>555498593wut up, my voxa????
>>555498696Aaarghh!! You are so going to regret this!!!
>>555497697Damn, Betz was right...
Hey anon does your game have [obvious charming detail that I don't like] ? >Yes.Why. What kind of nodev talks to yesdevs like this?
Game development
starting to wonder if betz has bullied me in the past as well. Ive had a lot of crabs, and it makes sense that betz was the one orchestrating it.
>>555499202same
>>555499202If your game isn't the way betz wants it to be, you deserve to be bullied. Deal with it.Did you think you were in charge? lol betz has been here since Ronny Redpill and Crumble, little noob. You're nobody compared to betz. He was here in the Hopoo days. Kneel.
Godowski dropped new TRVKES
>>555499479so he's the schizo always shitting on our games for no reason? where's HIS game? he's been here for so long, where is his progress and game? he's even more of a loser than I thought
>>555499479he's been here for that long and still doesnt have a game, and still hasn't built an audience to watch his /v/3 expos?I'm a nobody and get more views on my blender tutorials focused on modelling feet.
It’s like this whole general is just a bunch of women talking down each other, trying to make the other person jealous and finally self sabotage herself by samefagging.Men used to post here……..
It's called holding court and it's what kings do. If you're in his discord, you answer to him. Your game? Change it. His feedback is law. Oh, you made your game like THAT? Why.
>>555499746men can't use force on the internet, the internet is inherently female, reputation destruction, poisoning, gossip and all the shit
>>555500287am I ever mentioned in the discord?
>>555500287>If you're in his discordTHIS THREAD ISN'T HIS DISCORD SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>555493015proof?
>>555495961the thought police would arrest memy country is not free
>>555500696I will post a video tomorrow.
>>555499715>where is his progress and game?This, all of this is the progress. He found a way to be "important" in a gamedev community without making a game. It took him many many years to figure out how to do this. This is the game. Social engineering and bullshit politics and narcissism. That's it. It's up to you whether you want to enable someone like this. With narcs, once you realize what you're dealing with the only sane solution is to run away. You don't bargain with them, you're not going to change them, you either serve them or get away from them. If you've dealt with narcs in your life the warning signs are usually more obvious. Most people have no idea what they're wandering into.
lolidevs wonned btw
Did you ever reach for the glued down penny?
>>555497396Did you think he was really going to allow others to have control of anything lolHe will tell you to literally change your game if he wants. And you better listen.
>>555495961I don't hate tits they're just really difficult to do right
she breathes her minty breath into my face and nose and mouth and there's breakcore playing.https://youtu.be/H952Ej5v5a4
What is it about a community game jam that pisses you guys off so much?
Justice for OSH
>>555501449hell yea
>>555501637>all have brown hairI'll never make it as a fucking ginger
>>555501743he deserved it
>>555501828ginger niggers rise upwe're gonna make it bro
New startup idea: a script that uses tamper monkey to search google for millions of incriminating terms 'Bomb making instructions' 'How to avoid being caught when planting a bomb' 'How to dissolve a body' 'How to stage a conflict as self defense' 'Buy rohypnol' etc, it would run for a few hours and a presumably get you on a watchlist, but the amount of incriminating searches would be so enormous that if you ever did search for something the thought police don't like, you have some kind of legal defense (?).
I love my tall red haired wife who has prominent front teeth, prominent clavicle, and delicious body freckles.I have Black hair by the way and look like a mix of Timothee Chalamet, Eric Barone, and Michael Talbot. But my love for one specific red haired woman perhaps gives me kinship with Gingers.I imagine my Home area to have both Dark haired elves and red haired elves.
>>555501621I like jams. I just don't participate anymore because I'm busy with projects.
>>555497697Literally every 3D game has characters with 3D heads.Osh has a unique game because of his character design. You want to destroy that and undo it. Why.>oh but look Osh mentioned a 3D game he admires that means he really does secretly want to make his game the way I TOLD HIM TO MAKE ITYou're a monster lmao
>>555502236osh said he made the head 2d because he cant 3d model not because he wanted to, multiline posting woman >>555498562
its not easy work, keeping away the cowards. but i will take one for the team any day of the week if it means chasing the COWARDs the NO DEVs the PIGs away from our cherished board culture
>>555502429It doesn't matter why he ended up with a unique character, that's the Osh main character and has been for years. People like it.Except you. How many other games do you find little things that you don't like about and start gaslighting devs about hmm?I bet it's truly thrilling to feel such power. For a neverdev.
>>555503092amen
>>555503101Indian subhuman
>>555503101>People like it.eh opinions are pretty divided on it
>>555503391Concession accepted. You will apologize to Osh now, in front of everyone.
>>555503550I don't have a problem with Osh, actually. I don't give a shit about his game and he can do whatever he wants.I just have a problem when disgusting dravidian vermin like you crawl out onto here to post garbage.
I thought Osh was cringe because I thought he was just made to look like a goofy web comic character from the 2000s but no he really IS a goofy web comic character from the 2000s and that's based and soulful.
>>555503686>he can do whatever he wantsWow thank you master.
>you are brown saar you are indian Everytime lol
What matters is Osh doesn't take orders from neverdevs. His character retains it's SOVLOsh wins.Betz the Archon who cannot create loses.
>he's concern trolling againbeing a nodev must suck if this is how you spend your time, time to make some progress
I can't learn japanese AND make a game at the same time...
>>555504392Source?
>saar you are brown indian saar >*renews subscription to AI*
gamedev?
>>555504575gAImdev
>>555504575
>>555504575I'm building a sparse voxel oct tree from a morton ordered voxel array.
>>555504575My friends started a Terraria 1.4.5 playthrough with every crazy map modifier, and this week is a goner. Go on without me.
osh son or casytay daughter
>>555505319I'm anti-natalist and vegan.
>>555504575I'm trying to make a bridge tool for my editor
>>555505319>casytayI haven't seen any lolidev progress from her in a while, I hope she didn't give up like all the other twitter loli artists who decided to give gamedev a try.
somehow the more and the harder i work on my game the more delusional i feel.i really really cannot tell if i'm working on financial freedom and wealth or if i'm digging myself a hole by becoming even more of an outsiders just doing his own thing that wont make money.i wonder what other devs felt like. e.g. balatro dev said he expected to sell like 6 copies. so i guess it's inevitable to feel delusional all the time.nevertheless, if i keep yesdeving i'll at least have a game, no matter if it's a success or not, it will exist.
once I saw the ludokino in my mind instead of just saying "oh it's this meets this." then I really began to be motivated. I've been doing 8 hour days full on. This is the only thing I want to do on this Earth career wise.Me and her will spoon and watch Star Trek on a winter day as our Steam Sales skyrocket.
>>555505785balatro dev was lying when he said that btw. maybe at the very start but he got into marketing it very efficiently and before release.just something to keep in mind. most of the time devs who made it lie about stuff because it really helps with selling your game and yourself. You can't hold it against them, you should do the same if you get into that position.
the difference between me and other devs is that i just learn stuff and use it to make the best i can do with it. while others have abstract thoughts about what type of game to make, hypothetically, if they could.
I think I'm going to go to the Vegan place this friday and pick up a lentil burger.
I just want to the chicken place this day (Wednesday) and picked up a solo chicken platter (with "hot" seasoning) and ate it. Sometimes I feel sorry for the dead animals, and sometimes I do not.
uh oh carnist meltie
getting rich with my game is the only way to achieve my dream life. once i realized that i yesdeved like crazy. it's truly an interesting feeling to work directly towards what you want.think about it, when government, family or other normies want you get get a job or an education, they do not want you to chase what you really want, they just don't want you to be a problem.if you are manipulated by that, you actively work against what you want and towards what others want. this creates extremely low motivation.imagine playing wow and instead of raiding dungeons because you want the best gear and lots of gold, you chop wood all day because the wow government wants you to follow societal norms.i know this sounds like bullshit, but it isn't, for almost 3 weeks now i dev daily. i have made 40 git commits in just 3 weeks. at least 1 per day.and it all started when i grew some balls and started to actively work towards what i REALLY want. i don't mean spiritual bs, no copium, no "money shouldn't be the goal", i started to chase EXACTLY what i want.i want to get rich with gamedev. i want to be financially free. i want to be left alone. i want to solodev, i don't want to socialize. i admitted everything i want. and now i only work on achieving that.it's basically common sense that you have low motivation if you don't work exactly towards what you want.
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!
>>555507306huh, that's funny.I thought I unsubscribed from this blog?
>>555507468it's ok. you mogg me for blogposting. i mogg you for being a poorfag who can't read. :)
>>555507306the gov't doesn't care what you do as long as you don't break the laws and you pay taxes. the reason people get an education and jobs is because statistically those are most beneficial and conducive to a comfortable life. in the US people with college degrees earn 60%-70% more than people without college degrees, and are about as more likely (60%-70%) to be employed.education + jobs just works.
ive never read a post here longer than 3 sentences that positively benefitted me in any way shape or form
>>555508094yeah. but if you would have read my post you would have noticed that i don't want to socialize and want to be left alone.also i want to be rich and not have to work a normie job all day for an average wage.
>>555508216you are just a massive loser doing nothing all day than trying to insult anybody who posts here. you will never have success in life. you'll always be miserable. your brainrot is obvious and you will not be competition to me in any way. you will always lose and you will always come here to vent your anger. it's a sad existence, but that's your life. and no matter how hard you try to gaslight yourself, you'll never escape the hell that is your life.
>>555508094How are boomers still regurgitating this slop like bruh do you have any idea what year it is?
Frederick is such a silly name
>>555507306yeah but why would you choose a creative field to do this? if your #1 priority is money and comfort then gamedev goes against that.
>>555509463it's actually ideal. i can do it alone. it's a product. steam handles all the taxes and international payments. i can do it from home. and the potential is very high if the game is good.
>>555509463Wrong. Gamedev has become the lottery for dumb streamerslop
>>555508296I did read what you wrote, but it looks like you didn't.I was commenting on what you said about the government and society manipulating people to get education and normie jobs. people aren't fooled into doing that, they're making a logical decision because it produces the best outcome statistically.
>>555509750It doesn't anymore. Boomer.
>>555509259>no arguments>no data>only vibesthis is a male space. show some data or fuck off.
>>555509828it does. it's not a mystery, you can look it up yourself.
>>555509961unc you must be like 50 to be this detached from the current reality it aint 1995 no mo
>>555510162the only data you provided is that it's not 1995 which is true. but college graduates out earn high school graduates by more than 60% and they're 60% more likely to be employed.
i have no idea why gamedev culture isn't 100% about cool men trying to become rich and making badass games. like what other stupid goals have you all been brainwashed into?
>>555510162Just give a firm handshake and pull yourself up by the bootstraps son
Proggers
>>555510793when the time comes and it finally sinks in for you, you will be shocked at how hated your generation really is. got nothin else to say to you. no sympathy, and no, we are not on the same side
>>555492878I am forever delighted that I learned my PLLs from this guy.
>>555511092Needs more cute effects
>>555511092KINOOOOO
the reason i believe that i'll make it because i constantly see how others get nothing done, get lost in tech demos they can't turn into full games cause it's too much work.other people just don't have the high iq it needs to pick good achievable goals and they also don't have the high iq to utilize their existing skillset.and on top of that most of them are depressed and can't yesdev for longer than a few days at max.it's actually insane how few people are capable of making it. it's like i'm some sort of post-human cyborg and they are just crippled rats with brainrot.it's really shocking how bad other people are. literally 0 competition.
>Many men, many, many, many, many men>Wish dev upon me>Lord I don't compile no more>Don't look to the skybox no more>Have mercy on me
You guys got to admit this is the future of game art
>>555510108you're reading the statistics wrong>people with college degrees earn 60%-70% more than people without college degrees, and are about as more likely (60%-70%) to be employedthat includes everyone who graduated college and entered careers over the last 40-50 yearsit does not mean college is statistically worthwhile for people graduating in 2026
>>555513157he's a millenial so he can't think of anyone but himself. as long as he got his bag fuck everyone else and fuck anyone that dares to think things are different now
>>555512310go on get your refund, motherfucker, AI hatin' sped
>>555513714>go on get your refund, motherfucker, AI hatin' sped
>>555511092why does /agdg/ like elves so much?
>>555513119impressive
I'm playing the prototype, and I can see 50k wishlists already sorry sweaties
i give up
i take down
im learning emacs to try to improve my text editor
>>555513119slowly watching the credits tick down...
>>555515964I don't understand why you would pour time into a text editor. Game engines I understand even if many think its a waste it can have a profound effect on the look and feel of the final game. But a text editor? C'mon almost every kind of editor and ide has been done already. Its a solved issue.
>>555513119This isn't even new tech, you've been able to do this for years locally even>>555517402lol I didn't even notice that
blow > edmund > tommy >>>>>>>>> f*sh
I dunno. I think permadeath has a chance still.
I can't prove it, but megabonk was made with AI
>>555518318>I can't prove it, but megabonk was made with AI
>>555518307betztranny has took his pay...
>>555518318AI could never design something as cynical and soulless as megabonk
>>555518628>AI could never design something as cynical and soulless as megabonk
>>555518628idk grok is pretty good at the "mildy edgy 2018 reddit sarcasm meme references" humour.
>>555518318Isn't it sprites made from 3d models? AI could be very good for that kind of workflow especially if you want to hide it or have deniability
>>555514896
https://youtu.be/2J-HIh3kXCQthoughts?
Trying to make the Vulkan backend look the same as the OpenGL one
>>555518318Well the guy who made it lied about it being his first game so I don't doubt he'd lie about other things.
I made it so the dialogue is more compact during actual tactics gameplay instead of having an entire VN UI layered on top of the game.The way the render texture came out reminds me of the original Drakengard. I think doing something like that was necessary since I don't use 2d character art anymore.
>>555522075Nice.
>>555522075thisdoubters have been awfully quiet since this post dropped
What do we think about the UPDGE? Have anybody here use it?https://upbge.org/
>>555520154Not gonna watch a youtube video rn give me the cole's notes.
>>555522738updog?
>>555522771He said every video game needs at least one large+loud black woman that yells "AWWW HELLL NAW" at various points
>>555520262what other games has he made? Genuinely curious
>>555523752one of the lead designers on mortal kombat mythologies sub zero
>>555523752https://store.steampowered.com/search/?publisher=Dani
have we upgraded to 4.6 yet godotbros?
>>555523752He was the most popular gamedev youtuber but he made an alt to make megabonk because he didnt want his fans to figure out he took a detour from the platforming autism game he was supposed to be working on.
>>555525053Yes
i just made spaghetti, it's over, no deving will be done tonight
>>555520262>Well the guy who made it lied about it being his first game so I don't doubt he'd lie about other things.
I am so FUCKING GOOD AT THIS SHIT HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKK BRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M GOATED I’M FUCKING GOATED
>>555520195U make crazy progress big dawg
>>555520097rape
>>555504575>>555505290>>555512310Ok so which one of you is a german manlet crying on int?
>>555485270>>555485576That's bullshit, but I believe it>>555486568Can you show the old image for comparison? Going from memory it does look like an improvement.>>555490918>but I would guess that being universally hated by a community doesn't really make you want to stay thereHe should do what I did and wear /agdg/ down to the point where he is accepted.>>555493840Someone redpill me on Ronny. A few anons back in the day used to insist we were the same person.Is he like Cumball and people here hate him for no good reason?>>555504575Working on commands to move objects between containers.
>>555528683sorry that was me https://x.com/Zeredek
>>555528414
man, the og everquest client from 1999 goes hardperfectly adjusts to match your monitor refresh240hz with absolutely perfect frame pacing, not a single hitchcpu and gpu doing all this at basically idle loadswhy can't modern game engines compare? this shit is running like dx8
>>555520154>refactoring by triggering compiler errorsThank you for the wisdom, King John.
>>555529421its common sense u moron every c++ dev has been doing that for ages
>>555529635I honestly didn't know about that. I just kind of rawdog it with search and replace. Its obvious but I never thought to do it the way he does with scope operators and a bad variable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Q1OOLxmHMdev muzak
>>555529873>I honestly didn't know about that.How? It's something you should realize just over the course of making normal mistakes, you go to compile it doesn't work and you have to fix it. It's not really a technique, just how everyone brute forces programming until it works.
guys rate my techniquea = 3;var assigning cool right?
I think it's time I start posting proggy on my Twitter account.
>>555529953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8O674Nn1rw
>>555529986I don't know what to tell you. I just never thought of using scope and local variables that way. If I change the name of the function I do typically rely on my compiler to find out what I need to change, things like that. But I never thought of doing that specific trick.>>555530173>t*itter
>>555530173share account
>>555530267kys
>>555530589@dorontabi
>>555530173my xitter account was flagged and my visibility is limited
>>555495496>v3 the shows aren't a trivial thing to set up but he does basically pay other people to make the shows. He pays talent to voice act and edit, he writes most of it himself or who knows how much.holy shit it's even worse than i thought
>>555529187that's what enginedev in C gets you
>>555530589https://x.com/LBER_Dev
>>555529873>search and replacedont most IDEs have built in tools for simple refactors to prevent needing to do this unreliable shit? at least visual studio (for c++) should do
>>555530857how do u know if ur account is flagged and limited
>>555531573There's websites that tell you assuming the site doesn't tell you itself.
>>555531573They're very open about fucking you up
You can move stuff inside other stuff now. >>555531540>v*sual studio>IDEsI once used IDEs but then I caught terminal autism and so now I use emacs and Makefiles/cmake. Simply the fact that I can dual boot into Windows makes me feel like I am carrying a pool of black ichor in my stomach. I've heard VS isn't slow as shit to open anymore though. >>555531140You can't just tell the truth so haphazardly. You'll make them angry ...
>>555532257>so now I use emacs and Makefiles/cmakedumb faggot
>>555532206did u pay for a blue checkmark?
>>555505597I haven't given up, it's just that I've been way too busy with commissions and real life to work on my project much. I did make some small progress with this one sprite on the left the other day thohttps://files.catbox.moe/gscq4n.PNG
still havent learned aggy... im an angel of the lord.
>>555532446Nice. Good luck.
>>555533025no you're a tranny
Pushed the commithttps://codeberg.org/FroggyGreen/tae/src/branch/trunk/src/engine.cI'm curious, has anyone uploaded their projects and had an AI looks for spaghetti code. I'm curious to see how good it is at this.>>555532348>dumb faggot>dumbI thought "terminal autism" was a clever pun. I think I deserve credit where credit is due.
AI writes all my commit messages
>>555529187>dx8One word - fixed function pipeline.
Is /agdg/ taking advantage of the public domain?https://youtu.be/_X1KqmhHYbQ?si=iXqlG_FeMiihqexM
>>555533746those are 3 words and dx8 is the one that actually introduced programmable shaders
>>555482828When I say "Longer to finish" I mean they take longer.Charge attacks and pause attacks actually take roughly the same amount of time to "Activate" (Wait or charge for around half a second)
when youtube is full of irony tutorials its time to reach for real game dev knowledge…books from 90s and 2000s
I've been coding a lot today.
>>555533746You're not even running DX8 on modern Windows though. Any older versions of DX just get translated into DX12 calls with an abstraction layer taking care of the details.
>>555534452AI already read those books and is ready to answer your questions
>>555534864>chatgpt how do I make game>>YOU MUST BE RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN AND MINORITIES>okay but I'm trying to make a video game>>TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMENfriendly reminder that when you "talk" to an "ai" you're basically just performing a google search on /r/eddit posts
>>555535076if you ask a scholarly question you will get a scholarly answer
>>555535076grokipedia.com
>>555535076use a based ai like grok then? stupid 'dite.
>>555535076
>>555535370
>>555535370that's aryan doe tranny
ok ok ok, give me this shit
>>555534452So far the only things I’ve needed are documentation and geometry
>>555535370>call me lunatopkek
>>555533746>1999>directX8
>>555535370these subhumans need to be put into a reservation
luddite is quite possibly the most jeetcoded word ever created
uh oh _dite_ meltie
>>555536028No that word is jeet, Indians themselves are the ones spreading the most anti-Indian racism
>>555536119>uh oh _dite_ meltie
I think I will stick to tinkering with apps, gamedev requires too much artistry, basically you need to be a soft motherfucker to do anything meaningful in gamedev, while apps are for chads and hardcore moderfuckers
>>555536149I don't know, most jeets genuinely chimp out when you say anything vaguely non-positive about glorious India. What I will never unsee is that 60%+ of the most braindead broken english /pol/ tier anti muslim stuff is spread by jeets who got mindbroken by pakis like half a century ago. It's insane. Also a lot of the anti british stuff.
will india hate ever end?
>>555536203basically you got filtered actually
>>555536516when we gain enough IZZAT
>>555536650this shit is for children fuck that
>>555536709cope
betz losted a lot of izzat in this thread..... he needs to get joshua to become back his izzat now sirs or this will not end well with betz.. /ag/dg is not for beginner!
fuck betzfuck joshua
>>555536891
>>555536936+2 izzat
>>555537094fuck jeets too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNeFz2EZwRE>makes 70k
>random india hatelol, look up who owns all your companies.
>>555537372SAAAAAAAAAAR
>>555537292>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNeFz2EZwRE>>makes 70k
>>555537407Who is this meant to sound like, exactly?
I'm not cut out for this.
>>555537781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHx4VbGqXSMmake brainrot games
>>555537863>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHx4VbGqXSM>make brainrot games
>>555537781as sad as it is, we might have to say good bye to video game creation;(
>>555537372>he thinks ceos own companies>he thinks its worth bragging about owning these corps to begin with the current state of the world and growing unrestpray to vishnu for more brain cells
Is he right aggy bros?
my game will make enough izzat to exist
This has gone well.
>>555538976vishnuGPT generate me a new exciting video game that Prime Minister Modhi will SURELY love and all us hinduvista patriots will goon to as it proves our superiority over evil china and paki bastards and white women will also enjoy playing this game
alright guys, I tested out the building of Sparse Voxel Oct Tree in reverse order with Morton Order and it works.Now I just have to abstract the code, pack a tree, send it to the GPU, and then Raymarch it.We're almost home.
>>555539568And then your game will be fun, right?
>>555539568>game
>>555539568why do these kinds of posts always draw the most seethe
>>555539921>enginechad after feeling 1% of the seethe directed to the average aiGOD post
I have an idea for the gamejam that uses all of the modifiers that have been voted on so far (winning and losing ones)... I think I'm gonna try to use all of them... Guess just wait and see if the next round makes it too complicated to do that.
OK, I've played all of the biteme games.>Forge IndustryPlayed it yesterday: >>555443647>Unicycle pizza timeI hadn't realized it used such horrible music. I played for 2 minutes, got over 2 obstacles, and then quit.>My virtual friendI could rub the breasts, but not remove the title bar.>Kyoto AnomalyI hadn't realized that anomaly games were nothing more than a yes/no repeated test. Literal 15 minute game.>Overtime AnomalyVery tedious. I've realized that my spatial capability is much worse than it used to be. I couldn't remember which room was where. I used to be very good at this kind of thing.I'm not sure what exactly I'm working toward. To end the tedium?>>555431075Their games all suck. It gives me hope that games this bad sell at all.I think they should concentrate on basic usability, game feel, and showing the player a reason to play more.
I think I'll work on that geometry system now. You know, determining what can be put in what,What do you guys think?>>555539726>>555539870>gameHe has moved beyond that>>555539921People hate what they don't understand
>>555534452Have you actually played Windows games from the 90s? Gameplay aside, they were overwhelmingly unstable buggy messes that would constantly crash and had terrible performance. The transition from DOS dev to Windows dev was a shit show.
>>555489156no, but like this.
>>555541437>It gives me hope that games this bad sell at allhonestly a good point, thanks for the confidence boostalso how the fuck do they make enough money to like live in belgium??
>>555541645>unstable buggy messesthey still would be if they didn't all just use unreal
All you had to do was think sexual things about yuki
I want to make PS2 style graphics in the vein of SH2, RE4, SOTC, or the OG DMC.What's the "Secret stuff" really?Like, how many polys should I aim for?
>>555542337>Like, how many polys should I aim for?tree fiddy
>>555542337Leon was like 10k if I recall right - but that's late era and obviously his model takes up a large part of the screen at any given time. DMC is probably a lot lower poly than that. For textures I think PS2 favored 256x256 and 128x128 and even smaller when possible because texture memory is very limited. Gamecube and especially Xbox would have more liberal texture limits.
are there any major papers on the effect of video games on the brain, psychologically and/or physically? the way people put back-to-back 16 hour days into their favorite game makes me think the key to good design is in human psychology
there is 0 fucking hope any of you arent getting actually tortured for eternity
>>555542858u dont want those people they dont pay much and take up lot of resources
>>555541914>>555543435someone woke up grumpy
>>555494542GBA can layer multiple sprites to use more than that aount of colors anyways.
there is 0 fucking hope any of you arent going to make it and be comfy for eternity
for some weird reason all /agdg/ yesdevs already had sex prior their games' release
>>555543809does having sex with your tulpa count
>>555543809>penguin heist dev>sexuhh dunno man
>>555544291no hes right the shitposter was there he was watching like a cuck
>>555534134>When I say "Longer to finish" I mean they take longer.So they're active longer, that's obvious if Charge attacks have 1hit vs Pause Attacks multihits. But now the issue is even clearer when Charge and Pause has the same or similar startup, to charge attacks you've added Movement, Safety and Damage. The only way that would work is if you severely reduced reach so that you can't approach enemies with Charge attacks otherwise it's the default best strategy
Does the "make lots of little games" advice still apply if you're experienced shipping projects that aren't video games?
>>555544682yes get back in the line
>>555544682yes, because making tiny games is not about shipping games, it's about getting comfortable with a game engine and common design features
>>555538817it does not require a strong pixel art background
>the lawsuit claims individual gamers could get between 22 and 44 pounds back>which isn't even enough to get you a AAA game today>but in exchange you're attacking the one company that has consistently pushed PC gaming forwardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVyVee0Hy4
>>555544682that advice is spiritually indian and its safe to completely ignore it
>>555544851didnt askhttps://youtu.be/rdKTX3eN988actual lawsuit here
platformers aren't fun... why am I making a platformer...
now something happens
>>555544876whitest, most aryan post in the thread
>>555545228It's kind of weird that the enemies only go flying back when they die. I feel like they should have a stumble animation for each successful hit too.
>>555544682"Make lots of little games" are like the people who tell you "don't put it all in one basket and buy every sector" for stocks. Imagine someone told you it doesn't matter if you do due diligence and use your knowledge, experience and gut to inform your decisions.They're NGMI, they're not gonna turn 100k into 7m operating like an average person they're only going to do as well as the market itself, which is to say for Steam the median game makes $800 today compared to 2016's $25000. That's a 97% decline.The answer is simple, don't make an average game, be pic rel
>>555545019how many times have is it been said here, "Make the Games you want to play."
>>555545437we're not going for realism here
>>555545660it would be good to have an indication of a successful hit. and it's not about realism, it's about juice.
>>555538817>we don't see indies attempt itJust more proof /v/tards don't play games.
>>555544682Yes. Gamers like little.
>>555541638What's your game about?My philosophy of building my game is to beeline toward the MVP milestone.
come on betting bros we can win this!
>>555545709yeah i will do something there, what I find funny is there is a friendly fire currently on, so the goons are so stupid they often shoot one of their own I think i will keep that, its amusing
>>555539726my game will be one of the most fun games of all time. Me and my Very Tall Red Haired wife who has prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle will snuggle while the Steam Sales Go up and it is snowing outside. Personally, I'm going for a game with very tiny voxels. Similar to John Lin. I intend to wow this General.
not a gamedev but I came here to ask why you indie devs always put woke shit in your games. Gamers just want fun games without modern agendas if you just made a game without wokeness in it then youd make lots of money so why dont you?
>>555546052Because they're mentally ill. Gender dysphoria, usually.
>>555546027I am also making a game with small voxels. And I will beat you.
>>555545758
>>555546052I just want people to understand me.
>>555546393it is intensely apparent that /agdg/ is entering a golden age. Two tiny voxel devs in one place? Yeah, that's indie renaissance tier golden age.
>tranimeniggers yet again, are incapable of not being brown/posting anything related to game dev
tiny voxels lostbig voxels wonall the data agrees with me btw.
I will make the spiritual successor to Hytale.
>>555546798But... muh pip!
>>555546932>spiritual>successor to a soulless game
>>555546968silence 'shua. go back to your arma 3.
>>555547031who?
>who?
I will make the first 3D factorio-like.
>>555546706cris...
>>555493015pokemon girl SEXOi dont know her name sorry>>555495034rin SEXO>>555528862risu sexo>>555520097>>555511092ELF SEXO>>555530173SAKURA SEXO>>555545758>>555546443ANYA BECKY SEXO
>>555547713>suddenly, lacari hears a knock at the door
>gooned to AI sloppa again this game is never getting released
>>555547713somehow better than every bochiposting avatarfag in thread
>>555547713>all of those posts were mineIt's so over...
>>555476421FVARKING ZASED JOSH
>>555548086betz...
>>555548086kanna...
>>555492886Their spending levels was based on the temporary covid lockdown boom, as if it would last forever.
>>555548229You just woke up and you immediately go to /agdg/ to reply to e-celeb gossip despite being a nodev? Cringe that you're EU I thought you were a mutt based on you trying to bring that disgusting culture in here, seek help.
>>555548229zukaryan win
>>555548030i have to give support to my fellow devs even if im still sleeping
>>555548445Problem?
>>555548583obviously not real because the floor would be shaking and cracking with thunder from gabencunt fat stomp
Glad I don't use AI generated slop and instead buy assets fair and square from Fabhttps://x.com/ymt3d/status/2016696024010805675
>>555480681you're such a lying tranny, my uncle moved to Dubai and he doesn't pay income tax as a non-Muslim foreigner, LIAR gabencunt worshipper
>>555548784This is a fucking huge problem with stock textures already. Its getting harder to tell if 3d models are AI too.
antis keep taking Ls
>>555492886twisted tower has cost 700k so far. not sure how much 3drealms gave him, but they stopped and he dropped his team since he couldn't pay them any more.
>>555548784sorry i dont speak this chinkbabble
>>555548583None, you are free to be mentally ill and muttcoded just disappointed to learn that you're EU is all. I imagine you're a welfare leech too.
>>555549351>EUhe's actually from South Africa (and white too) but you keep making shit up stupid 'dite
>>555549142It's ok they checked the Made With AI box so just look at that and you can know if it was made with AI
>>555549306Bro wasted so much money. It's crazy.
>AI is bad because it looks like shit>We need an AI filter to weed out the slop>AI is starting to look convincingly real>I need to know what's AI or notfor what reason?
>>555548784My limited japanese tells me he thought 'ah! I found some jap assets to use nice!' or so he thought, turns out, little monkey fellawhat kanji dat!? I don;t remember it from the kodansha kanji course
>>555549453Zukjeet aka e-celeb schizo >>555549573is a UK hindu and a vile luddite, thoughtbeit.
>>555549574Its fruit from a poisoned tree and I don't like it. I wouldn't want assets made by child slaves either.
>>555549574i'm vegetarian and don't like meAIt
>>555549625
>>555549574>for what reason?for one, to experience 'real' things. you can play yakuza and learn kanji via immersion. if AI is generating that bullshit, you are learning wrong...
>>555549639Anything with a lithium ion battery and foods with cocoa or caffeine is almost entirely sourced from child slaves and rape
>>555549625incredible headcanon
>>555549668got past my filter. sneaky basterd!
>>555549749doubling my coffee dose
>>555549804what? u filtered meat?
>>555549574I can go and rip a bunch of background assets from other games and the odds of someone noticing that something like a desk model is actually ripped from an old game are near zero but that's unethical.
>>555549749>entirely sourced from child slaves and rapethat's aryan doe aggycuck
>>555542816Hmmm.....Any suggestions?
>>555549749that's what makes a strong cup of black coffee so damn satisfying
>>555549625e-celebs are a cautionary tale.
>>555549796oh nononono saar youre getting cornered hahahaha
>>555548803That's because Dubai doesn't do income tax. Had he gone to an EU country that also doesn't do income taxing he'd be paying no income tax as well as no Islam related tribute. Your uncle is retarded
>>555550009renounce Allah right now.
>>555549574I want to reward someones efforts, not reward some jeet who told AI to make models in 30 seconds and then undercut the real artists works.
>>555549913That's plagiarism, this is AI
>>555549913the random noise aka diffusion used to generate make that probability almost 0 so why risk it
>>555550171AI is plagiarism they're just being allowed to get away with it because there's immense pressure being put on the legal system because the government knows when the AI bubble pops the US economy is guaranteed going to go into a recession at minimum.
>>555550296legal system does not exist without government pressure so that's moot(say it with me now) KEKYPOW
>>555550043he remarried and is leaving his best life meanwhile my dad suffers from sciatica after working for 17 years at a company that layed him off like a dog, my game make it and i will give him a good and comfortable retirement you will see >>555550095im not there, yet
>>555550095It doesn't work on Muslims they're allowed to denounce, lie and abandon their traditions to avoid persecution, they're not even supposed to live like Muslims outside of Muslim countries.
Just ate a banana and then drank a gallon of milk and then ate an orange, that cool anon who posts pictures of fruit might be on to something...
>God(Allah): pay 2.5% taxes my children>fatfuck gabencunt: YOU WILL PAY 30% + INCOME TAX + TIPSgee i wonder who i should side with
>>555550679did niqqa think he in adventure island or some shit
>>555550751TRVKEYPOW
MFW when Allah strikes gabencunt's boat with lightning as punishment for his many crimes and he's so fat the lifeboat sinks
why do those gay retarded arab sheikhs who are always wasting their (states) money on retarded nonsense not use all their money to make a competitor for valve? this would actually be a good idea.
>>555550938>but you still end up losing overall because you are a swedish homo
>>555534452BasedSeriously though the Black Art of 3D Game Programming is pretty comfy if you want to learn how to write a basic software renderer. Obviously hasn't been practical in decades but it was a fun read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ModOTMzrs
>>555551030I would recommend https://haqr.eu/tinyrenderer/ these days. Cool video though that gave me some nostalgia.
Modern software development is soulless
>>555550938KEKAROO
>A game about making a planethttps://www.reddit.com/r/incremental_games/s/x52g2yJ1xo>A game about dodging ballshttps://www.reddit.com/r/incremental_games/s/EOFTrpQ3Jq
>>555551339>Java
>a game about having sex with a childwould gabencunt ban this i wonder?
>>555551420java is pure sovl
>>555551501jeetiest post yet... grim!
>>555551030cutewell also horrifyingbut cute
>>555551420
>>555551629K E K K K I E P P P P P O W !!!!!
>>555551496You're welcome on Epic Store
>>555551278
>>555551756wont tim eat my homework?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNs1Cu80NYkreal gamedev music
>>555551756thank you timmy the generous...
>>555551040Tomocore
When ambient occlusion showed up around the mid 2000s I though a game that was only white+ambient occlusion would be cool. has anyone done that as a style?
>>555551756>We know you haven't gotten any sales yet but we're trying to compete with the Steamies so we have an offer for you.>We'll feature your game on the front page for a week but we'll give away your game for free for 3 days>Obviously we won't promote your game anymore and reject any exclusivity deals if you refuse
>>555551863>real gamedev musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n35o3YHWpNI
>>555551992in english, please.
i'm so glad I'm not deving, Jesus it takes so much effort for so little reward
>>555552401n e gaem look leik dis?
>>555552178>Perturbator
Did you work in your systems today anon?
>>555552604TOSHINO KYOUKOOOOOOOOOO
>>555552643>instead of making your dream game, make 5 random things separatleyi dont get it
>>555552726u can reuse the systems and it allows you to categorize what to do
>>555551339>>555551420You know I like to shit on Java but >Runescape>old MinecraftIt was pretty soulful.
i hate doing debugging just before bed but i fixed a weird serialization bug related to the way i setup state machines im scared shitless of releasing the game and then doing an update and fucking up people's saves, anyway fuck gabencunt
>>555552643make games not youtube videos
>>555552770but whats the point in reusing them when i could just have made them in my dream game and saved time?
>>555552849Write once, run anywhere.
>>555552849literally all the best runescape quests were written by random convicts or secondary school pupils who were forced to learn java by jagex and nobody understands how they work and they all implement stuff in different ways and it's a huge buggy messthe takeaway is that to make a soulful game we need to employ prison slave labour. betz get on this NOW.
>>555553070Only the jagex engine developers touched java. All the content devs used their weird in-house scripting language.
>>555552849>>555553070>>555553202hello betz!
For me, it's C and Scheme.
:: RPG Incremental Game ::dev:: Brannotools:: Godotlink:: N/Aprogress:: Added a buff/debuff system
I haven't worked on my game all week... I feel like I need to attach a picture of a certainpink-haired anime girl to post but I don't have one.
orange site is discussing the witness... blowbros we made it bigly...
>>555553573This except 2 months. And it's my magnum opus game (solodev mmo).
>>555553573I feel called out.
:: Wagecucking::dev:: wagiedevtools:: Unreallink:: mcdonalds.comprogress:: put the fries in the bag
>>555553786reminder indie "devs": this will be you. Even the creator of DOOM has to work in a gas station now. it's OVER.
would you play a game with only bossfights?
>>555553985Furi is one of my favorite indie games
>>555553985fromsoft has that market covered albeitgamers demand impressive scenery (that they run through and don't look at) and enemy designs (that they don't engage with) between their bossfights. it's tradition.
>>555552520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrS86l_CtAY
>>555553573http://files.catbox.moe/ldh9df.zip
>>555553985Every single day of my life is a boss fight. So no.I have to fight the getting up in the morning boss, the porn boss, the doomscrolling boss, the not having enough money boss, the eating like a fat retard boss, the not fighting my actual boss at work boss
>>555553985No, bossrushes are soulless garbage>>555554074I like fromsoft for the complete opposite reason
>>555554248JANNNNNNNNIIIIIIEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>555554279how can you have a job and not have enough money? are you making $14.75 an hour retard?
why my shit is looking so soulless, I'm literally copying army men sarges heroes 2 on ps2 and it doesnt look like that
Reminder that every single bocchi pic has embedded 'p in it
>>555554397Because the cost of everything has gone up astronomically. I wouldn't expect a neet to understand.
>why my shit is looking so soulless, I'm literally copying army men sarges heroes 2 on ps2 and it doesnt look like that
>Reminder that every single bocchi pic has embedded 'p in it
>>555554704what are you dumping your money on, brittany? clothes and fucking jewelry? i'm self employed and make more in a week than you make in three probably. learn how to manage your money retard, it's a legitimate skill to have
>>555554567>not a webmhello luddite
>>555553985Sotc is one of my favorite games of all time. Sekiro also, and in that it was mainly going from boss to boss as every other enemy was weak as shit
>>555554567>why my shit is looking so soullessbecause you are non-sentient
filthy _d_i_t_e_s_ really think theyre fooling anyboyd here kek
>>555554857you're brown
>>555554567needs to be finished first nigga
>>555554567Why not try to recreate a landmark, castle or whatever? Get some reference for your level design
>>555554973see: >>555554919
>>555554807>managing your money is a skill issue bro. Just increase your income 3x bor>the economy isn't shit you're just stupid for not having more moneyOut-of-touch boomers need to leave the thread.
>>555554913>filthy _d_i_t_e_s_ really think theyre fooling anyboyd here kek
Tom Bristle hours.
>>555555023>>filthy _d_i_t_e_s_ really think theyre fooling anyboyd here kek
>>555555073am i supposed to know who that is nonce
>>555555016you little zoom-zooms ARE retarded. You blame everyone but yourselves for your problems. I struggled too but I got a good job through my own hard work, of course you're too mentally ill to even do that.
>>555554919ESL retard
So the hindujeet spent the night samefagging about his e-celebs again.
>>555555125>>>filthy _d_i_t_e_s_ really think theyre fooling anyboyd here kek
This is/was possibly the best /agdg/ thread ever. And not even one single 'gina!
>>555554567You can have access to game engines that give elaborate drag and drop editors, and vast libraries of assets, and ready made addons and modules that provide every piece of functionality... And you can have all of these things for the last 15 years, and still be an amateur who doesn't know how to make something look good. And these people think AI will solve this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6NQctCzXqghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLY38_vJ0hcwho will win?
>>555555348>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6NQctCzXqg>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLY38_vJ0hc>who will win?
>>555555016it's called get a better job retard. no you're not going to get promoted at you're eight dollar an hour call center gig. stupid dumb fucking retarded zoomer
>>555555365hello betz! still pretending to be me I see.
>>555555306Look at what you have done...
>it's called get a better job retard. no you're not going to get promoted at you're eight dollar an hour call center gig. stupid dumb fucking retarded zoomer
>>555555369>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6NQctCzXqg>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLY38_vJ0hc>>who will win?
>>555555226post hand
>>555549625>people talking about thomas brushI sleep>someone posts a thumbnail of himZUKOWSKI PAJEET YOU ARE BROWN SAAR AND FROM INDIA SAARYou really are an insect lolActual 50 IQ subhuman with black eyes. Standing in agdg just drooling over yourself staring at every post and pointing "JEET HURR JEETS AND DITES"And you do this for 20 hours everyday. Insectoid fr
>>555555480seething zoomer freak kek
>>555554567Now you know why devs just slap on ps1-style shaders
>>555555541>seething this much over a post from 2 hours agoMy god, talk about being insecure.
ai losted.
Pedro you are by far the most unfortunate creature this general has encountered in 15 years.
>>555555645relax juan
where are my AI chads at?!WE NEED TO RAISE
>>555555226Where. Show us the posts.
>>555555555
>>555555185You paid for college with a summer job and bought a house in your 20s, your "good job" wasn't gatekept by HR roasties trying to fill diversity quotas, or being outsourced to India or being automated out of existence, or being laid off to make next quarter's earnings call look better. Try to see beyond your own personal survivorship bias, you got lucky, you had it easy, if you were starting again from nothing today you'd already be dead.
>>555555645qrd on pedro? i swear you niggers are just inventing people at this point.>>555555673qrd on juan?
>>555555805>waa waa waaa you had it easier than me!!!! waaa waa waaa thats not fair!guess what, lil zoom zoom? life isnt fair. Now stop seething like the little baby you are and grow a pair.
>>555555805no he would just get a decent paying job and live happily you brainlet sperg zoomette
>>555554279>>I have to fight the getting up in the morning boss, the porn boss, the doomscrolling boss, the not having enough money boss, the eating like a fat retard boss, the not fighting my actual boss at work bossThese are the people who think they can make games LOL
Zukowski is everything Pedro isn't and can never be because he's genetically inferior in every way. And for this, we need to be punished. This is how the mind of an insectoid like Pedro works you see. He is for some reason granted access to our technology to do what exactly? Just this. Nothing else.
all these characters. Tom Bristle, Pedro, etc. What in the world?
>>555555919kek zoomers will write shit like this and then say its not their fault that they live such sad depressing lives. If I was reborn as a zoomer I'd leapfrog their entire generation, easily be top 0.01% of all zoomers, get into business fast and rise to the top because they're all such losers.
>>555555952>zukboomer CHAD, made it.>pedrozoomer loser, insane, going to kill himself.zoomerbros.... I...
>>555555994It's the retarded e-celeb schizo's alter egos.
>>555549573No way?? He lost his publisher???
Hey whsts this pedro business?Im pedro im done making a gaym im building s robot now. Fuck your gayms.
the reason the world is becoming so shit is because zoomers are entering positions of power and just ruining everything.
>AHHHHH SOMEONE EXISTS WHO IS BETTER THAN ME AND PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM>I NEED TO RUIN PEOPLES SPACE AND DODGE 1 MILLION BANS TO SPAM GORE IN THEIR FACE TO PAY FOR MAKING ME KNOW OF SUPERIOR BEINGS TO ME AHHHHHHHlolJust be grateful every day that you don't wake up being Pedro. It is not a favorable existence.
>>555556098taht's not your tripcode, betz.
>>555556180No but seriously which pedro. Not me right?
>boomer vs. zoomer bait>and a frog attached
pedro is not a real person. I want a single piece of evidence that pedro exists or ever existed outside this current posters head.
IT'S UPhttps://howtomarketagame.com/2026/01/27/what-the-hell-happened-in-2025/
>>555556226You're talking to a barely sapient retard. It's probably refering to itself in third person. Just ignore it.
>>555555903>>555555918>>555555919Jokes on you. I actually do have a well paying job, and a wife and a house. I was only pretending to be a loser for the sake of the boss fight joke.Though I do accept that I got lucky and it was 100x easier to start out as a software engineer back in 2015 when there was infinite money for retarded vanity projects than today where all venture capital is drawn to retarded vanity projects claiming to use AI. If you can't even acknowledge how fucked the current gen is just because you did OK then don't be surprised when you get executed in a car park during the coming incel uprising.
>>555556251>verything I don't like is bait!!!!
>>555556005it's crazy to consider that the baseline for the zoomer generation is so low that you barely have to do much of anything to be above it, maybe move your arms a couple times and walk a little bit and look around a little here and there
>>555556308Zukjeet lol
>>555556362>mr moneybags>t code monkey that makes 64k a year
>>555556291>pedro is not a real personCorrect. He's an insect. This is already known.Go ahead and try to reason with him like a person. See how far you get.
How is gamedev high iq even back then they had the asset store. Get over yourselfves doenload partpicker and vibecode in unity and be done with it.
AYO WE FINNA BOUTTA GETTA NEW THREAD SUMBEIT?!!!?*smacks lips*FINNA BOUTA
>>555555952This also applies to Thomas Brush and pretty much all of the ecelebs that he can't stand to hear about. ecelebs are a horrible reminder to Pedro that he is an insect occupying cyberspace where superior humans and even "famous" humans are discussed. So he has a meltdown. Everyday multiple times a day for years. This will never stop unfortunately, because insects like him are able to access the human internet.
>Do to bed past 1AM with some bugs unfixed>Wake up>Fix those bugs and implement a new mechanic before midday
>>555556362a house and income that you'll be losing once your wife decides it's time to cash in on the divorce and give all of your money to her attractive 9/10 lover, fugly anon
>>555556579>>555555952Samefag
>>555556157>zoomers are entering positions of powerAre you retarded? Have you left the house this decade?
>>555556308great post, thanks for sharing.>>555556454can you link several posts from "pedro" for me? is he in this thread? has he ever said his name is pedro? what is he actually known for? stop being so vague.
Im 6’2 with s big chungus snd can use the computer like nothing. If someone picked s designer baby itd be me only theyd have to delete the autism.
>>555555740>no replylol
PEDRO VVON
I'm pedro but without the r.
AYOOOOOOOOOOWORL STAHHHHWORL STAH
>>555556684no he's right. they're entering youtube positions of power, anon. they're conducting their businesses from a camera for naked mongoloid viewers living in their grandfather's basement closet
>>555556590Jokes on her because I'll just kill myself and burn the house down if she did that so she won't get shit
>someone posts a thumbnail of thomas brush>pedro: I see the zukjeet has been samefagging all thread about ecelebs again *sigh*This fat little insect manboy is hilarious. Easily the most neurotic low IQ and insecure schizo subhuman agdg has seen in years.
pedro = betz = zukjeet = hindujeet = fake 'shua
>>555556846https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hGMAYNGkl20
>Spent all day genning furry tgtf comics instead of working on my gameIts so over bros
>>555556950thats aryan doe
You people are fucking insane.
>>555556930OK fine but it'll still be a murder-suicide
>>555550938>>555551357insect lol
>>555557002That's what being addicted to youtube and e-celebs does to a onions.
>>555556950>my gamebut betz you don't have a game? im confused.
>>555555846lmao. typical Mike thing to say. kys Mike you tranny freak
>>555557067KEKPOW!
>>555557002its literally one poster ruining this place, all the yesdevs have migrated to discord servers
>gaben is LE FAT xDFor a fat little crossdresser like pedro this is indeed the most epic of slams
niggas be laughing at my game
>>555555903*breaks your femur with a sledgehammer*guess what, oldtroon? life isnt fair. Now stop seething like the dusty old geriatric you are and grow a pair.
>>555557068KEKAROO
Let's not make a new thread. Just let agdg die. What's the point?
I'm gonna be honest I jerk off about 7 times a day on average, I'm basically binging porn like it's my favorite manga or tv show and I frequently have to go back for reruns because I run out. I don't even feel sad or tired about it I just get insanely horny.Anyway how is the Unreal-Unity-Godot situation looking nowadays? I hear Unreal is getting more and more pushed into making raytracing slop while Unity is actually winning in CPU performance.
>>555556950Anon you can't just say that and not post your gens
>>555556486>can't even make a tennis "game" with AI spoonfeeding himlol
>>555557317the ai spammer will make a new thread even if we did
>>555557214you won't do shit zoomzoom. Your generation is so weak you couldn't even pick up a sledgehammer. A single punch from me would probably break your tiny skull in two kek. Keep fantasising about violence like the little leftist loser you are.BTW zoomer females are built for my BBC (that''s big boomer cock lol). Look up the stats.
>>555557317but how will betz shill /v/3 if he doesnt get to put it in the OP of the new thread he creates?
>'dro thinks he isn't a zoomer>he thinks he's a trad chad now who can talk tough to peopleBro these "people" were not meant to have access to the internet lmao Keep insects on their own insect net please
>>555557474>>555557429This poster is a samefag
>if those fuckers in the /agdg/ thread won't take part in my gamejam after all the money I've invested in /v/3 then I'll just destroy it. I'll make them all pay. Fuck them, why did I waste my time trying to do something for /agdg/. I will destroy it.what did betz mean by this?
>>555557564oops. try again betz tranny of v3.
> be brown: SAARS YOU ARE INDIAN JEETS AND YOUR SKIN IS BROWN SAARS YOU ARE LEFTIST KEKS I AM TRAD CHAD WHITE ALPHA MALE SAAR YOU ARE BROWN SAARkekaroo indeed.
KEKKYPOVV
is we finna getta new thread?
>SAARS YOU ARE ZOOMERS SAARS I AM MILLENNIAL ALPHA CHAD BORN IN 2008 SAARS YOU ARE ZOOMZOOMS AND BROWN YOU ARE INDIAN PAJEET RAJEESHISTANS SAARVideogames made? Zero.Time spent daily in agdg? 22 hours.
>>555557789>trolling aggydaggy isn't a videogame even though it has rougelite mechanics
>>555557889>>555557889>>555557889
>>555552035That's a pretty sweet deal. Sales go up after free weekends.
>>555556486>even back then they had the asset store.??? Assets store were not really a thing until the 2010s. Which is not back then! That's 50+ years into video gaming history
>>555486568boku, your linux upload might not work. Might want to test it yourself if possible.
