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>>555483586thank you for postan ralsei weed with me but i have to go eat and drink now, talk to you some later time fren, bye bye :D
>>555483929
doomin' in the club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnilSS34Lm0
>>555483765Hooman!
i just tried to sit criss-cross applesauce in my chair and i accidentally hit my heel directly into my balls holy shit i feel like i'm going to throw upalso i'm stealing this image
your fave is a jobber and will die in the next chapters
>>555483960See you next time homie.
fuck yesshadowguy thread
>>555484089Harderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMxqqUl8BLY
literally shaking rn i beat a game with literally 1hp left
>>555484313That's part of their appeal imo
Why didn't Gerson tell Undyne about the mad human they/them pussy he was rolling in his youth? Did he want her to grow up into a violent racist?
>>555484708he let them winstop bullying him
>>555484908The old man doesn't like competition
>>555484261The male will never experience the causal pleasure of pressing your heel into your crotch while sitting applesauceā¦
>>555485223my knee is damaged currently so i can't applesauce. i am a failure...
>>555484913the bullying will continue until win record improves
>>555484913she will never be a male
>>555485582said mad mew mew
plapsriel my child stop having sex with your boyfriend in the middle of the living room while grandfather homophobius is over
>>555485307Tsk tsk tsk
>>555485763toriel will rape asriel with her cock and he will become straight
>>555485763noh~
Who were those artists that drew disturbingly autistic shota asriel?
Synchronicity?
last three chapters will be epic
>>555486015Twolipt?
>>555484313my fave already jobbed and died in undertale
>>555486015This artist?
what if the ending is LOVE is love?
>>555486608why is he frothing at the mouth?
if you didn't recruit the titan and the babies you lost
>>555487015Rabies
>>555487176(he caught it because he's gay)
>>555487374What goats around cums around
give me chapter 5
Covering the plants from the freezeIs what ???? says in chapter you get it there its thread related
>>555487485*hands you a folded note that says chapter 5**blows kazoo when you unfold it and it's the number 5 taped up standing like a picture book*
>>555483765rouxls rape....rouxls rape
>>555487950Whoooooooaaaaaaa powerful Spamton has entered the building
>>555485223I'm male and can do this, you have to maneuver under the sack and get the heel gently massaging taint, but I do have unusually narrow and flexible feet.
I love fish
>>555488035This cosplay kind of reminds me of the Wayne Static costume that the new Static-X vocalist wears on stage, kek
>>555487950Acceptable
>>555488203>Edsel DopeWhat a real 1940s grandmother first name to be combined with the last name Dope.
>>555487950
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>555488787Gote night!
>>555488787goat
>>555488483Guess he wanted the ultimate underdog type name. Dope are surprisingly more decent than I have thought for most of my life. Their only flaw is trying to copy what's popular, and it really bit them in the ass when they released an album in 2016 that should have been out in 2012, and it was the most dated shit ever. Very fun for the most part though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mDC63OpHEo
>>555488787Goatnight, sleep tight, stay goated.
>>555488787G'night
post charas
>>555489698Berdfag tier cosplay
>>555489698Bad cosplay is charming idc. Let people have fun. At least they are outside
>>555489698Fucking LMAO that Susie face is an appropriate reaction
>>555489845
Fave can't fucking wait until the AI bubble bursts in a very violent manner or the chinks start making their own RAM!Or even better, both of those!!
>>555487950I swear one of the early spamton cosplayers was a girl.
>>555486608I was almost never exhausted like this in college. Maybe it's because I went to business school, but I'm gonna put the blame on Covid fucking everything. There were classes I never "attended" a day of lessons and got anywhere from C to A
>>555490290That cosplayer's name? Spamton G. Spamton
>>555489845Here's your hooman
Oh sweet theyre making a darth maul show thats added to the watchlist
>>555491235You're supposed to be tired in college because of all the partying and staying up late, not because of the studying that you do.Sounds like you paid for a piece of paper.
>>555491526>star wars media in current year + 11
>>555491702If you don't pay for the piece of paper you die.
>>555491526Didn't they already milk that cow completely in like a hundred spinoffs
>>555491235>to business schoolIn the US?
Starting to feel horny for the first time in weeks we might be so back. Can't masturbate or I'll be depressed and lifeless again.
Deltarune but it's ruined by AI: Susie has gone INSANE...
https://youtu.be/C5_kIZXZPeoThe king has returned.
>>555491820Everyone dies eventually anon.
>>555491841Who knows honestly, whats darth mauls backstory?Unless you mean star wars in general, star wars is unreconciled until they replace knights of the old republic with their new canon
Snowdin bunny looks "like that" due to consuming aspartame her whole life
>>555492457More like Assfartonme lol
Fave generally purports to be aroace and sex repulsed, but every 7 weeks enters a bestial state where they're consumed with lust. In the post-nut clarity they instantly feel disgust at the sight of their partner's form and must either abscond or dispose of them.
>>555492289I will never die
>>555492519why does fave have a partner if they're aro
>>555492457No aspartame slander diet sodas are infinitely better than full sugar. Nothing drives me more crazy than when a fatass tells you to not drink diet soda.
>>555492678code for desperate bar hookup
>>555491702Brother, I talked to a girl who got a BS in psychology just to clean up shit as a janitor
>>555492289Physical labor=death
>>555492730I kinda have to be on this boatSure a study says all cola is bad and even the sugar free colas raises liver risk factors but, sugar is like 6 percent less bad, and has all the other risk factors from the inflammationSprite and Mountain Dew are the poison of choice anyways
>>555492832I don't think a psych BS would make you qualified to do basic talk therapy or anything meaningful. You could maybe be an elementary school counselor breaking up literal schoolyard fights and problems with that level of qualification. My an office HR person if you also had years of relevant experience to pad it out a bit.
>wasted my whole day>only ate one full meal>feel like I might get sickAnd the clock keeps ticking.
>>555492805I guess fave is just very hormonal? Personally my fave has never had anything change their aroace sex repulsion
>>555491702I paid for the ability to land my $70k usd remote work job... I agree I could've had a better time there but again, I got fucked by covid >>555492020yea
Undyne is cutting weight for her big match but keeps watching cooking videos
>>555492730This is likely the truth, I just think aspartame fear obsession is funny and pointless
>>555492519Fave generally purports to be aroace and sex repulsed, but they're actually just a zoophile
I couldn't stand the taste of diet / zero sugar soda before I got prescribed Zepbound. Zepbound has completely changed my life, I've lost 40 pounds so far
>>555493620You were supposed to replace one of the words with Fave
>>555490395this image makes me sad because it's so cute seeing lancer but so sad that i'll never experience anything like this because i can't have children and i will most likely die alone.
>>555493379At least it worked out for you, imagine being on reddit complaining about not landing an admin position with a 4 year Business Administration degree and no experience or connections.
>>555493620happy for you anonfave
>>555493685Fave's bad, Fave just got excited thinking about Fave's progress.
>>555493556Kris...
>>555493478I think people don't realize how dangerous sugar is, is aspartame a literal poison for your vital organs? I don't think it is>>555493556Chara....................................................
The Amused Bunch
>>555493759That was me in my 20sIt was cringe I was cringe and not on reddit but I would've upvoted liked subscribed and based posted such a post
>>555493620>AdvertisingMOOOOOOOOODS
>>555493706adopt
>>555493620i usually don't care much for diet sodas but unironically walmart store brand fucksit's the only soda i've had, full sugar or not, that doesn't leave behind this weird feeling like it's sticking to my teeth and it doesn't have any funny diet soda taste either
>>555493620Zepbound and Ozempic kinda creep this fave out because from the outside it looks like cheating because nothing internal changed and zepbounders are still fatties in spirit and now rely on the weird black magic drug and it will probably give them weird new diseases
>>555493839Yeah ok sugar isnt a poison either now you passed the line and went schizo
>>555493870Kris is suitably fucked up and evil and Susie is suitably perturbed but I think this Ralsei isn't haunted enough
>>555489845>Good ending
>>555493870i really love this image but why is susie so much prettier than both of them here
>>555494132sugar isnt a poison normally but it is when theres 60 grams of it in absolutely everything
>>555494169This Ralsei is the goat version of the kid from Bad Santa
>>555493959I spent my 20s making food for money and being cringe and gay. Honestly? Life well spent I regret nothing. It's a laid back and chill existence.
>>555492519>>555492805>Thinking casual sex is a good ideaI'm sorry to say this but you deserve the repulsion and regret (if any) you feel afterwards
>>555494252just eat less sugar instead of an equal amount of fake sugar that your body can't process
>>555494015i wouldn't be a good parent, sadly.
I wish more people drew deltarune characters with tentacle dicks other than just spamton
>>555494132It damages the body in similar ways to alcohol. If you quit sugar you're gonna feel better almost the next day, because it's that harmful>>555494252That's also a big factor
>>555494483neither would I. such is life... and there's more fulfillment to be found than legacy continuation
>>555494825Killing yourself is the only way to feel better, tried and true method
>>555494102GLP1s have actually been on the market for over a decade in some less effectively formulated, but similar-in-function medications like liraglutide and some diabetes stuff. Regardless, obesity also has terrible side effects, it's the number 1 comorbidity too.Yeah, our society (or, American society at least) assigns strong spiritual premiums to thinness and heavy spiritual condemnation on fatness.But I think the idea that fat people on average are legitimately just "lazier" or more "gluttonous" than the average thin person, IE that an average thin and fat person experiences all the same cravings and impulses but the fat one just gives into every single one because they don't give a fuck, I think that idea is bullshit. Rather, on average, in a sedentary society with a large available calorie surplus, some people are genetically and environmentally predisposed to eat more. I imagine it has something to do with if your lineage had common exposure to famines. Ancestors who had more frequent compulsions to eat any food available, especially calorie dense food, were much more likely to pass on their genes. As an example.I think saying that GLP1 users are still "fatties in spirit" is kind of like saying somebody on a successful mental health prescription is still "a schizophrenic in spirit". No, their brain chemistry has outright been changed to be under control by the medication. GLP1: don't just seem to make you feel too full or nauseous to overindulge. There's a growing body of evidence that it affects a persons impulses or reward system such that they are more easily able to quit addictions like alcohol, or even non-chemical addictions like gambling.
>>555494856anon your body needs sugar to function, cutting it out entirely is also bad
>>555494825I was just thinking about how obnoxious it was when recently you did nothing but post crying ralseis for 20 minutes waiting for someone to soothe you. Aren't you in your 30s
/utg/ - Health and Fitness
>>555495098The brainlet reveals himself. Added sugar is not natural, your body converts carbohydrates into energy/sugar so you're already eating more than enough probably, and also you don't need carbohydrates to live. You survived on breast exclusively for many many months and you didn't die from a lack of sugar, nobody does
>>555494252Where do you even live and what do you eat that absolutely everything is made up of a mountain of sugar??
Alphys's nutritional balance ray backfired and randomized the nutritional values of all foods on an individual item basis
>>555495393breast milk is high in sugar....... lactose..............
>>555495393what do you think is in milk
>>555495393i know about natural sugars in food, just saying trying to "quit sugar" is a retarded notion
>>555495421Burgerstan Burgers
You should definitely try to avoid large amounts of ADDED sugar, EG candy bars and sugary drinks. Natural sugars like in fruits are fine in moderation.
I wish I was sucking on another woman's titties rn
i am sugar
>>555495653fruits have been selectively bred to have way more sugars than they did thousands of years ago, probably shouldn't go overboard on those either
>>555495727Main cause of diabetes in blue humans
>>555495693same
>>555494825*soothes you*
>>555495828*adds sugar to your meal* uwu
>>555495267Fave should exercise but likes eating instead.
>>555495072A schizophrenic on medication is absolutely 100% still schizophrenic. Anti-psychotic medication mostly just zombifies and mellows them as a low activity brain is less likely to hallucinate crazy stuff than an active and excited one in the depths of mania. It doesn't "fix" their brains.
Encouraging my Fave to consume egregious volumes of processed foods with added sugars and saturated fats
>>555496083*becomes covered in sexy acne*
>>555495693This but fave and remove the "another" part.
>>555495693>>555495930I would let you both suck mine
>>555494825I thought Sweden was one of the happiest country on earth?
>>555496161A schizophrenic person who is successfully medicated does not act like a schizophrenic person anymore by definition. Yes, they have an underlying chronic condition that will return if they stop treatment, but they can just go around in society and meet you and you'll never know about the underlying condition. In that sense, the person is not schizophrenic while medicated.
>>555496589That statistic does not apply to the mentally ill
goodnight utg i am goating to bed now, cya later>>555496936menacing
i think stuff like pizza is genuinely disgusting. i'd much rather have something like tuna on lettuce leaves and a couple of tomatoes instead. and that's not even from a health stand point. it just looks a lot more aesthetically pleasing to me.
>>555496936
>>555497013Good night!
>>555496561woaw...
>>555496806>slam a mountain dew and goonThis was what they wanted with the "do the dew" ad campaign.
>>555497021Pizza is amazing...tuna is gross...maybe if you said sardines...*adds you to my rogues gallery*
>>555496561Dyke
>>555497013nighty night, fren
>>555494176dessriel is just toby's way of saying chasriel is canon without getting lynched by his fans for stepcest same thing with kralsei
is all this health talk left over trauma from the fat tvs what gives
>semester started monday this week>all classes cancelled this week because of snowit just dawned on me that all of my professors could have already been giving out assignments and shit and i haven't checked at allhonestly i'm too afraid to checkso i won't checkand we'll just wait and see next monday...it'll probably be fine
>>555494169>>555494169Kris is not fucked up enough until I personally get to violate every inch of their body and throw them away afterwards
>>555497013gote *achoo*
i think stuff like pizza is genuinely disgusting. i'd much rather have something like sardines on lettuce leaves and a couple of tomatoes instead. and that's not even from a health stand point. it just looks a lot more aesthetically pleasing to me.
>>555497212sucking on the same sex isn't heterosexual? fuuuuuuuuck I have to go make some calls
>>555497013Goot night stay gorted.
>>555497348probably just syllabus assignments, anon. doubt it'll be worth much.
>>555497425running in the 90sis a new way i like to be
>>555497425I see past your disguise tuna lettuce anon!!
>>555497476Have you ever seen the episode of Family Guy where Peter breaks into an extended tangent to say that molly (ecstasy) is the best feeling you'll ever have in your life
>>555497553uhm.. idk what youre talking about..
>>555497305Im just cold in blankets and happy to be here
>>555493870Dimetrodone is awesome. I love her dragons>>555497425You clearly haven't encountered a good pizza yet
>>555493706I mean me too fave because im too mentally ill but thats what cute pictures of baby faves online are for.
Tenna makes Kris uncomfortable because his pre-rendered 3D reminds Kris of what other humans were like (they're all grotesque humans who exist in the Cool 3D World style)
Why is ralslei tummy already big and grew manboobs...? Are goat monster people cursed to be fat or what
baby faves...cute
>>555497476had not seen an antonyphm ralsei, cool
>>555497639That's a classic episode from before they stopped caring about making a good show sometime after Blue Harvest II.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VuD0ZjKqHw
>>555497639Not him but yeshttps://youtu.be/o0G7YZCtEtU
>>555496561This is the female equivalent of goatfagtard ERP in this general, cringe
>>555498369youre jealous.
>>555498369It's ok anon I'll suck your titties
>>555498134Dude, no. Peter & Lois's wedding is season EIGHTEEN. Blue Harvest 2 is season SIX.
>>555498369cold making you cranky?
>>555498424>>555498493>>555498549No rebuttal
>>555498520Tenna would say this. His knowledge of Family Guy lore is legendary.
>>555498204baby susie being an egg for like a year is so charming
>>555498365I forgot about this scene but I think it was sometime after they stopped caring and I had checked out to go watch American Dad instead.
Someeone mentioned ERP i'm just gonna...*slips throbbing gooned up dick into the /utg/ gloryhole*
>>555498598don't worry anon I got uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM
>>555498598Why are you going yandere for me
>>555487903this anon is a FAKE kazoo head you have to talk into them not blow!!!!!!!!!
>>555498725nobody touch that. you dont know where its been.
>>555498725mmmmbmbmmbmb mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem bbllblblblbl
>>555498736au... auahaha!! awwa :D buhuhuaaaghwnhaa XDDD :D aaaaa
>be toby fox>make kris non binary and use they/them>trick millions of yuri artists to draw a lesbian being brainwashed, dicked down and forget her crush>sastify both woke and chud fanbaseMost genius indie dev ever????
>>555498520I blame the hole in my brain on that one time I did esctacy at a party.
>>555498736*barks, salivates and starts entering a seizure*
the knight isn't Dess or Carol or Rudy or Asriel, it's Grimdark Noelle who has an alternate personality influenced by FRIEND due to whatever Catti did with Kris.The knight explicitly has tattered angel wings in its design
>>555498725*waddles into thread and chomps down on free hot dog*
>>555498736YESSSS WE ARE SO BACK THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAJTKNG FOR
>>555498990I wasted mines, someone told me to leave the pill under your tongue and all it did was numb my tongue well now that I think about it, it did make the hookah feel better when hookah usually does nothing but taste nice
>>555497435We only like dykes if they are hot.
>>555499112Ough my focking tummy so big and round *tenna screaming from inside spamtons gut* SCHPAMMMYY LET ME OUT IM BEING DIGESTED
whiteboard clean. might be a good idea to put whiteboard in the anchor from now on
>>555498864Don't worry anon, my mommy taught me well and I know not to touch dicks
>>555499226I don't give a fuck boy
thuthie
>>555499310Toby approves because all his dykes are attractive to him
>>555499226no no I like ugly dykes that dont look like animu blobs
>>555499331
Fave thinks Family Guy's reputation for being garbage is largely due to two factors: a temporary decline around season 6-8, and a received wisdom on the internet about which cartoons are good or bad that you can basically trace back to people on Newgrounds who were really self-important about their craft and resented Family Guy for having that time slot and not taking itself seriously. If you pick a random episode from the teens seasons, it will likely be pretty funny.
>>555499557good taste
>>555498990>doomer uses mollywhat else is new?
Gaster hates drugs and drug culture
>>555499710Im sure all the shows are like that, I watched that ChatGPT South Park episode and it was alright, still felt like South ParkSimpsons is probably like that too,
>>555499557Imagine what the sex between them is like
>>555499953royal NERD royal NERD
>>555499953The main reason Gaster decided to put the Fun Gang through the wringer was Susie's chalk use
>>555499710Family Guy's decline probably started after compilations
Is drug "culture" even a thing anymore? Pretty sure fent killed it
>>555500027The royal "nerd" created the Core and is one of the most important figures in the underground. If he used drugs he'd be like Alphys instead
>>555500147so long as spencer's gifts still exists there will be an apartment out there full of trippy posters and ill thought out purchases of weird pets like scorpions
>>555499953gaster's based people who make drugs their personality are unbearable
Gaster allows Family Guy to enter Hometown unmolested by turns "The Simpsons" into "The Symptons"Much to think about
>>555500000
>>555500000I love this fujo gif so much and probably pretty crazy and angry. Queen would not stop talking which would piss carol off. Why do I feel like carol is the type of woman that could fall in love with her laptop easily. Lots of emails back and forth...
>>555500193>cut to Alphys vaping
>>555500000>5555>5 0sthose fucking digits... fujo supremacy...
>>555499557We love anime blobs here, too.
>>555500193Gaster quit his job because it was too hard and fled the country to become a game designerAlphys's epic flower freed monsterkind
>>555500147Drug culture is absolutely a thing it's just underground again because you can buy weed in a store now, Fent obviously didn't encourage people to stop doing drugs or it wouldn't be a whole crisis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwKWf1pgAh4
>>555500000She can't stop winning.
>>555500528ok fine me too but I like both which means its ok.
>>555498837this message made me go search through my closet for 20 minutes because i know i have a kazoo and i thought it would be funny to play it a bit in response to this messagebut i couldn't find the kazoo. i did find a yoyo though, and honestly that's cooler. fuck this thread and fuck you. i have a yoyo. and you don't. asshole.
>>555500000fucking look at those digits. ive never seen them that good before
>>555500562>Alphys' POV of Undertale is a stoner comedy in which she creates Flowey by cutting her weed with determination for a better high
>>555501009bluescreen supremacy
>>555501017Dankey briefly reverts back to his original form at the end and it's just live action Seth Rogan
>>555500000Last time we had quints it was for the /tesg/utg/ cover song. Truly, creativity is divine.
>>555501148Frisk should be played by Andy Milonakis
>>555501009The noellecreatura makes me kek so hard every time I see her
Life is a funny thing, had I planned to get the quints and I wouldn't have gotten them
>>555500786We can agree on that. Moid and foid peace!
>>555500147I'm too normie to know what drug culture means but plenty of people hang out to do recreational weed(because there's not much else to do outside the internet).
>>555501675a watched pot never quints
>>555501675i get a lot of repeating numbers all the time, and they're always on the shittiest, most boring posts.but if i want to get a silly repeating number, i never do.
>>555492832Jenny backstory ...
>>555502269Newfag-kun...
This but Black Ralsei instead of Sonic, sleeping C Round instead of the fish, and Ch1 aesthetic for the rest
>>555502372I'm not new she doesn't have a wiki page shut up
>>555502391Very blue walls bedroom kind of item
>>555502372nta but what kind of dice is jenny
>>555500000Whoa
>>555502202I went and checked the archive of that post and you're probably right. I can't think of any other reason for Toby taking so long.
>>555502202That just means you have to make all your posts from now on silly, funny posts until you end up with a get on one of them
>>555502481Newfag-tardā¦
.
>>555484261funny reindeer eat a carrot
>>555499283guts route
>>555501000depite the trips of truth I can't help but feel pitykazooless anon....
>>555502887I genuinely don't get it I thought she was just a stripper janitor with big tits. Why is what I posted dumb
>>555503096
>>555503281goddamnit you made me realize i got trips on that post tooi made >>555502202, see what i mean?repeating digits on the worst posts.
>>555503404you're the cursed sibling, Digits Devourer
>>555500000>these digits for a pippinsfag hornyposting about a crackshipWASTED!
>>555503648yeah, that's what we're about to be *drive car into ocean*
>>555503648someone's jeeeeaaaalouuuuuuuuus
>>555503930
>>555503914aw the dice tower slide is sooo cute
>>555504040>>555503930Is this a reference to something?
>>555503648What type of post would you have liked to see those digits in?
>>555504168Npt that I know of, just found Ralsei footage
>>555493839
>>555504349kekkkk
>>555504349Chara is the glue that holds this family together
>>555504349A classic image
are there any images of carol being a nice mom to her kiddos
>>555505086There was this one I liked where Carol enters Noelle's room forebodingly to show her a meme on her phone but I didn't save it
>>555504902This Kris looks mighty rapeable.I'm not a rape guy by any means, I basically never think about rape ever. But the second I saw this image, the first thought that came to my mind was "rapeable."Just thought you should know.
>>555500000We had sexts eight times but none of them were as nice as this and neither were any other GETsI think these are the nicest digits in /utg/ history
>>555505086I have this one, if it counts.
OkProbably totally cracked moment but mid analysing Spamton's bracket text I think I found a reference to a 1993 review for Dark Seed Which... is a game about an advertising executive who learns about the existence of parallel universe called Dark Worlds
>>555505439>ruled by sinister aliens called the AncientsI KNEW Queen and Tenna's head shapes looked like ayylmaos.
>>555505382That sword is bent to shit. Clearly not the first time she has done this
>>555505382carol will unsheathe the sword for a mere instant, then that carrot will fall apart on its own
>>555505595tenna's head is tv-shaped, anon.it's literally a tv.
>>555505337>You should jack off at least one time before entering /utg/Wise words.
>>555505439>fresh new schizobasedand, why didn't you lead with his name being MIKE
>>555505439Spamton is pulling [[Random Bits of Text]] from the internet, so it's very logical. Maybe Toby did this in way more places you dont know about. Honestly that's exactly what I'd do if I were writing him
"enter" /utg/?... *starts jaking off*
>>555505439in deltarune 2 toriel's head with spontaneously explode and it will explain everything
Kris's big nonbinary booty...
>>555505337I still remember my first quints
>>555494132Sugar is more addictive than alcohol yet not enough people recognize sugar addiction as a legitimate mental illness that requires treatment.I cannot stress how much the sugar industry has lobbied to manipulate health statistics so that people don't question eating their diabetic cereal or drinking diabetic starbucks.>>555495098Point to me one source of legitimate research that shows the keto diet killing a perfectly healthy human being, then we'll talk.
>>555505337toriel would be wearing 20 masks during covid
i killed two people in tarkov and i hid from the third guy and then i came back and he stole all my loot...im sorry utg...im a coward..
>>555505439Babe wake up, Snippip just got soft confirmed canon
>>381000000
Why are the /v/ boards the only ones with dubs disabled, and why are 0s still allowed?
>>555505197
>>555506226>it was friend and dess porn
>>555506314if this post ends in 0 then Susie canonically gives Kris head in the next chapter
>>555506314>Why are the /v/ boards the only ones with dubs disabledBecause back in the day, people would shitfling and fight and scream about minor dubs>and why are 0s still allowed?Because it still allows GETs to be gotten without making them too common, thus allowing GETs and special GET posts to remain whilst also being rare enough as to not cause arguments and whatnot.
if this post ends in 0 then susie dies
>>555506359Excellent
if this post ends in 0 i get raped
>>555505439>Mike Dawson...... Mike...
>>555506314people would dubs spam to get threads they don't like to bump limit
If this post ends in a 0 then genetic engineering will one day allow our descendants to become idealized anthros and therefore we must all endeavor to have loving sex for our descendants' sakes & chance to be born
>>555506542how would you have reacted if it ended in 0 and you suddenly felt very submissive and an urge to get fucked in the ass?
>>555506597thank god. die furry scum
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>555506614what if nothing changed
>>555506614...regret
>>555506554This actually has some layers to it. Mike Dawson is based off of the real person Mike Dawson, so you could say it's a Lightner becoming a Darkner like Gerson. He was hinting at that in a fucking stealth reference to Darkseed. Toby Fox is genuinely insane.
If this post ends in 0 I will have sex with Tenna
The Knight...
>>555506758Rudy...
if this post ends in 0 ALL my schizotheories are true especially the bad ones>>555506739a noble attempt
If this post ends in a 0 then I am emperor of /utg/
>invested 250 dollars in the stock market six days ago>check again today>account is now worth 268 dollarsI'm off to the BIG LEAGUES, /utg/!. Have fun eating my scraps! My tasty, juicy, delicious scraps! Eee hee hee hee!!!
If this post ends
Mods got tired of seeing Patrick Bateman pointing toward the digits in every thread on every boardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBAEp3Znn4
if this post ends in anything other than 0 I HAVE to have sex with fave oh no that would just be the worst
>>555506314Gamers tend to get the most toxic over numbers
If this post ends in 0 Susie prefers tortilla chips over potato chips
If this post ends in 0 I will get fucked in my ass by Spamton! :3
>>555507080ok this one is just false
If this post ends in 0We are all gonna make it
>>555507080Well congratulations anon. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF
>>555506929Good luck spamito, but the market is probably gonna crash soon, you picked a bad time to start investingYou want a safe investment, you should go to the bank and buy GICs
>>555507080she likes salsa so that's probably canon anyway
>>555507118Nah, I'll be honest with you guys. Ever since I made tortilla chips out of Kris's dried dandruff? I have been hooked on them! I can't stop eating those Kris dandruff chips, man!
>>555507345ok THIS is accurate
IF TH1S POS T ENDS IN A 0 THEN EVERY1 ITT WILL [Die]!!1!
>>555494176Where is this from?
man ic ant WAIT to rape kris again
>>555507415and if THIS post ends in a 0noelle twerks for papyrus
>>555507240The market will NEVER crash again. Not if I have anything to say about it, which I do.
Do I do it bros?
If this post ends in 0 Noelle can shoot lightning from her antlers
Fave is cheating on deltarune by drawing non deltarune fanart for the first time in 9 months. Fave is sorry.
>>555507635Fuck that big warm volcano booty? Duh!
>>555507671can we see
>>555506739Nope!
>>555507240the market has actually been looking pretty good lately, anon.
>>555505439Hack hack hackity hack hack
>>555507762Not that hole the other one
Think of a character from Undertale, and also a character from Deltarune.Each one is playing the other's game. How is their first playthrough? What do they think of each?
>>555507925You can fuck the top hole, I'll take the dumptruck!
>>555507925evaporated hot dog
GYATT DAMN!!!
>>555507975Whenever someone writes a post like this anywhere, I don't follow the instructions. I just keep reading.
Are there any theories about why most characters' names are 1:1 from Undertale, but Suzy becomes Susie and Frisk becomes Kris?I mean, we also have a Ralsei when Asriel already exists so I feel like there may indeed end up being a deeplore reason.
>>555508080Clappable wobblemeat...
>>555505687It's not shaped exactly the same as his Light World TV form. It's more oblong and organic.
>>555506727>Mike Dawson is only the real Mike Dawson in the fist game>he didn't work on the second game and he's replaced by a pathetic whiny guyMike hasn't been acting the same since the old guy left...
>>555508386The character is still based off of him
>>555508281Suzy and Susie are different people entirely, same with Frisk and KrisFor Susie and Suzy it might be a Shyren-Shyra and Catty-Catti situation but if she had a sister I think it would've been brought up by now
It this posts ends in a zero, Ralsei isn't a virgin.
>>555508426his is extremely weenie-fied compared to the first game
>>555508481brb gonna go make that post end in a zero real quick.
>>555508443suzy is the knight
>>555508443Susie is the number two most likely classmate to have a sibling she doesn't know about (number one is Kris)
>>555508353His nose is also the same texture as a cock and when you rub it or put it inside of yourself it feels like sex for him.
Darkseed 2 starring Battat
>>555508590they call him quickdraw mcgraw..
>>555506937I thought this was fat John Travolta christ
>>555508481Phew>>555508590FUCK(Ralsei)
>>555508651Hmmmm I didn't consider that angle
>>555506597Future archive readers, you can blame this anon for no irl catgirls, we tried
>>555507784When itās done, sure. Only if you remember to ask
>>555508443Honestly I kinda believe that Suzy is the same, but has a more cutesy nickname since in the world of Undertale she likely wouldn't have had her optimism destroyed yet. Off topic, it's kinda ironic that everyone seems a lot happier in the Undertale world compared to the Deltarune world where they're more [[FREE]]
>>555508139I mean, like, you do you, man.
>>555504349>Frisky doesn't say anything.
>>555505439This is a great example of how if you do a broad enough search of all media ever created then you can "find" extremely tenuous "references" in DR to other stories based on random strings of text. I mean in this case it's not even just "from" a game it's "from" a review of a game. Most of these "finds" are like numerology.
>>555508590Wowie
>>555508281susie says her name so her name could be short for Suzannegenuinely though i think it's possible toby last minute decided she was more of a 'susie' than a 'suzy'
>>555508828damn frisk has some birthing hips!
>>555508839no I am pretty sure my favorite bible versus are all in Deltarune
>>555508931*susie says her name is not susan when berdly calls her that
>>555508839Thats enough cope outta you, toby hack apologist, we got pitchforks and torches to make
>>555508942She truly has
>>555508784it's like the Underground is some king of shelter
I think meeting a biological relative of Kris would be kino, but it feels unlikely. For some reason I once had the thought, what if the Forgotten Man is Kris's father.I'm just glad the fandom moved beyond the "theory" that the shelter was a human meat factory farm or that Kris is seen like a pet
>>555509148forgotten man is kris' father they have trauma from being abandoned as a very young child
>>555500000So...THIS is the power of a fujoshi...
*snoop dogg gifs with blingee and smonking ralsei gifs while a Vs Susie remix plays while we fight Susie with Suzy (at last the girl)*
DON'T GET LIPPY WITH ME YOU Dicer
>>555508784>everyone seems a lot happier in the Undertale world compared to the Deltarune world ....are they? toriel and asgore don't have any dead kids, asriel isn't a homicidal plant, undyne is about the same, alphys isn't suicidal because she didn't mengele the monsters, and we don't know sans or papyrus's deal yet. the only ones who are objectively worse off in deltarune are mettaton and mad dummy
>>555508776ok I will now dub you traitoranon so I remember
What if Frisk and Papyrus and Flowey showed up to save the Fun Gang like in Danganronpa 2
if this post ends with a 0 i'll draw whatever the first reply tells me to and post it
>>555509491deltarune the transphobic world
>>555509569Noelle twerking while listening to Anaconda.
>>555509523Nice
>>555509569ralsei giving me a blowjob
>>555509569thank god
>>555509625>no one can choose who they are in this worldthough, i think this is why toby made the lion transition, so people wouldn't say this.
>>555509148Meat Factory is still up for debate
>>555509717they're still doing it lol
>>555500000This isn't The Coffin of Andy and Leyley!
>>555509625Based.
forgotten man prequel game when
>>555509917I'm jewish and i love coffin of andy and leyley
>>555509917Noelle and Dess definitely had a relationship similar to Andy and Leyley. There's canon evidence of it.
>>555510030undertale is already a game
>>555510030earthbound halloween hack already exists
>>555509569Frisk and Chara playing on a slot machine
>>555510063frisk is the forgotten man??
>>555489698I love my boy paper mache and barbed wire(also that Susie looks way too skinny, she needs a borgar or two)
Wrong thread buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5_kIZXZPeo
what is with the sharty and the incest game
>>555510228berdfag tier post
>>555489698That berdly cosplayer did NOT give a fuck
>>555510261That's just insulting to Celeste and Stardew Valley.
>>555509917Yeah, IDK why anon linked that post
>>555510261That's an appropriate response to these games.
>>555510180No because she is a girl
WAIT WAIT WAIT GUYS!!! I FUCKING SOLVED DELTARUNE
>>555510059dess molested kris, noelle and asriel all at the same time
i think ch5 will be good :)
>>555509917That game is Israel.
>>555510734no it won't.
IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM COLD IM-*puts on one slipper*..!!*puts on another*Uoh .!!*wiggles toesies inside sock and slipper*Oufff..*cold debuffs goes away slowly, warm antidebuffs increase*Ooo....ooooooooohhhhh...sighSpamton G. Spamton
what if one of spamton's next quotes is from utg
>>555510803there being games that are israel implies their are games that are iran and palestine. Is deltarune iran, israel or palestine? and what about black souls? and omori? and visual novel eroges? gacha games?
>>555511116THESE ARE WINKSOF FEAR ; )
>>555484261mettatons gay asf for falling asleep when alphys fat ass is out like this
>>555510662Mr. Fujiwara, this morning you gave me a pink slip, Employee of the Month award, and Mother's Day card, all at the same time. said fave
>>555511248I'd be all up in those cakes if I were Mettaton.
>>555511248before reading the caption i genuinely thought she was just on his dick lelthat mtt's face expression is so charming
>>555511248outta my way gayboy iām boutta get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5_kIZXZPeo Here we go again...tl;dw, Asriel is still dead, he's split into Roaring Knight and Ralsei.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vytg9s70H8Ideltarune cancelled
amazing to think there used to be so few DR characters the fucking diamond king made the cut for fan content once
>>555511116>mfw Spamton quotes one of Kraut's posts about hating women in Chapter 7
>>555510440Truth nuke
>>555511598>Jaru is an Asriel Knighter
>>555511674lets bring fanart of the kings back
>>555511840those guys really fucked off into the void and no theorists cared huh
>>555511674he's still out there and impregnating battat
>>555511674Deltarune is so old it has YEET and dab posting along with 67 posting
>>555511978Their only characterization is thinking they're locked in a cage, and they aren't that interesting by themselves. Can't say I'm surprised.
>>555512025AYYYYYYYYYY 67kek
>>555511997that's... actually a solid backstory for why he's green
>>555511598I still remember when this guy tried to shame me publicly for being selective about who I give money to on the street.
>>555511674Absolutely rancid
>>555511598>Krisriel and Desselle in one theoryHe did what no other theorist was brave enough to do. Also, I'm surprised he didn't mention that Asriel's bat was going to be an item in Undertale.
>>555500000this is what it's supposed to look like btw
>>555512148I thought this meant "hes green because he keeps getting creampied" is a solid backstory
>>555511598I love how the further we are from a chapter release the more retarded theories become but sadly nothing like the bonkers of Friend inside me will ever happen again
>>555512148
>>555512316that is what it meant lmao...OwO
>>555512226correct this brat for ramb
>>555512316>make king diamond interesting by saying battat used to be his rouxls>make sweet cap n cakes interesting by saying they used to work with rambmy god, it's like a cheat code>>555512446this is cute
>>555512446>her reaction to her skirt being tugged onHOT
>>555512446eye thing kind of...erotic
>>555512446
>>555510059don't leave us hanging anon give us the evidence we need more fuel for desselle
>>555512754coraline vibes
>>555512446>>555512754After dressing her up, he definitely pounded that pippin pussy.
>>555511179deltarune is iran because of the crypto-zoroastrianismundertale is egypt because all the inhabited land is on the shore of a single riverlego rock raiders is ethiopia because the poor state of the electrical grid forces people to generate power locallyi haven't played any other video games
>>555512754>>555512873Yeah, the artist did do nsfw of them
>>555509917discord and israeli poster btw
>>555512814The evidence is I made it the fuck up.We can hope Chapter 5 gives us some fuel for it though.
>>555513030you could have invented something about susie being like dess and we could have had a nice argument about it...
>>555513176Sorry I was waiting for someone to reply so I could make that joke.
Bargaining with Spamton for him to at least wear socks and underwear so he doesn't get his big oily ass and ball prints all over the furniture
Dess should've been a boy. We could have kino Desselle brocon. We could've had kino Dessriel yaoi with trashy east coast punk christian aesthetics. What a waste.
>>555512446>Battat is a raped girl
>>555513539granted but you have to make a darkner a girl to keep the balance in checkwho is it?
>>555483765
>>555513631Obviously Spamton
when we get the canon dess design I will draw dess in fujos clothes and noelle in guros clothes and vis versa that is a promise. Also does anyone have that art of noelle in a purple sweater and a big choker someone posted like two days ago I cant find it im dying
>>555513586battat actually wasn't confirmed to be male until winter newsletter tenna called him 'dice boy', so art of green pippins as a girl isn't that uncommon, the japanese drew a lot iirc
undertale is based on monster girl quest which is an eroge. which means deltarune must be based on black souls because the gardens are kind of like dark fountains. the protag grimm is child diddler in that game and is a knight. and guess who dess is most theorized to be. the roaring knight. if dess really is the roaring knight this makes it even more possible that dess was a serial molester and didn't just molest kris. perhaps she also groomed noelle. perhaps when she was in the dark worlds with asriel she just kept molesting everyone. maybe that's why jevil went insane. maybe dess groomed papyrus and thats why he's such a shut in.
>>555513631Ralsei. Just cut his gayness away and make him a girl and everything is so straightfoward now.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ezSHIR-aE7Y
>>555513791
>>555513715You will NOT be turning my fave into a f*male.
>>555513715but she has to have mettaton neo's magnum dong
>>555513539>Wanting desselle to be yaoi slop instead of rare unrequited siscon kino
>incestkeks infightingThe family is fighting again...
>>555508931With all due respect this is insanely dumb. There are so many instances of the name Susie in the script of deltarune that would need to be replaced, and not a single Suzy appears in deltarune.Suzy is a nicer name, but Susie = Issue and she's a prophecy disruptor so it works too well. This was probably permanently decided by 2017
>>555514309>incest moralfagGo back.
>>555499226In media everything should be made to appeal to the veiwer/playersIf not what is even the point?
>>555514404what? the suzy tease dropped BEFORE deltarune did.
>>555514059I will turn (you) into fave
>>555508281What if Toby just made a last minute decision because Suzy is kind of a stupid way of spelling and has no further significance
suzy is spelled differently because wingding cipher theory is real and toby had a "holy shit" moment before undertale's switch release
>>555514673it was named susie in 2013 concept art
>>555514670Finally...
>>555514895ok this i accept
>>555483765can someone whitelist me for the new minecraft server? tried joining a moment ago and i cant get in, im in the unmodded one rn
>>555514790>wingding cipher theorynever heard that one. any good?
>>555514967we banned you
>>555514518Indeed. Fiction is supposed to be an escape from reality so I like my hoomans pretty
suzy and susie are obviously supposed to be sisters unless toby is a hack
suzy is susie and thinking they're two different characters is a sign that you would get tricked by the villain of the week wearing a fake moustache
>>555514518Co(a)L-kun...
>>555515075It's basically converting characters names into wingdings and interpreting the pictures. It works pretty well for Kris (unhappy in the Light World, losing a hand) and Susie (hope crossed on her heart).
>>555514309The family is fucking again...
Didn't the anniversary stream make it clear enough that whatever Suzy and Susie's differences don't actually matter
A-a-ah fave you cant....we're related.....
>>555512981where do i find it?
Tenna is a better written character because he is more narratively streamlined but Mettaton has more SOVL put into him he's like Toby's most self indulgent OC he probably made as a teenager or something
>>555513539die.>>555513791>>555514223live.
>>555515503toby the ironic nihilist
>>555515596https://bsky.app/profile/catpetters.bsky.social
stylish alps
>>555514967Which threadshitter is this
>>555505983Heeeey, You Missed Pal!
>>555514413not a moralfag just don't like it luv just find it a bit yucky yeah don't get yer knickers in a twist over it
>>555514558yes, one fucking week before. the chapter was finished, he was not going to be changing the main character's name at that point.
i must have sex with tenna or i will perish
>>555515825i really like this pippins premise. it feels horny enough to be utg spawn
The FUCKING family is fighting AGAIN!>super edgy deltabattle with asgoretruck asgore toriel asriel flowey and Kris (looking at you)
>>555507584Aww shit Spamton's investing. Time to pull out because we all know how that goes.
>>555515503they're the same person it's just that somewhere along the way Suzy's retarded foster care workers misspelled her name on a legal form
>>555515225>Enter Susie's older sister Sophie
Do you think he can last long in bed or does he cum very easily?Can he get horny enough to have sex multiple times a week or is he the type to only do it once a month?
>>555515608>mettaton has more SOVL put into himliterally.
Fat Fave, fat Fave, yeah my Fave is loaded up with snacks and different foods, squeeze into this tiny shirt my fat fave has no room
I should practice piano, but I don't want to...
>>555516151if you tease him excessively he'll cum in just 2 or 3 bounces and then apologize because he doesn't know you find it sexy. he's got enough energy left in him to go multiple rounds, you can also just plug him in to recharge him faster
>>555516151because of the parental block he is only vaguely aware of what sex even is and you have to teach him everything
>>555513837>until winter newsletter tenna called him 'dice boy'That's Tenna though, he doesn't care about his employees so how do we know if he's even aware of their genderslike I could see it being a gag that he's so ignorant he never realized Battat was a girl this whole time
>>555516437Tennas premature ejaculation problem is the hottest thing about him
>>555516210I saw a video recorded by a woman curled up in the bottom section of a store shelf hidden behind those big blocks of toilet paper with a ton of torn open packages of twinkies and muffins and other bullshit, just pigging the fuck out on it and that godawful song was playing over it. At the time I expressed revulsion, and I still find it to be an astonishingly atrociously trashy activity, and yet, if I think about my fave doing it, I sense a stirring in my loins
>>555515329CoL doesn't post humans
Turning Spamton and Tenna into girls, their popularity drops by 90%
>>555516660you're not wrong, it's still possible for battat to be a girl, but they're such fanbait characters i'd imagine toby will just fold to whatever is the fandom conthensus on them
Fax:If Berdly was a woman she would've been far more popular as the geeky gamer girl guys and lesbians want to fix and people would stop pretending to misinterpret her character.
>>555500000fujo supremacy
>>555516854the loss of control... the panting and whimpering... the moans as he cums suddenly and excessively....
>>555514518>>555515208I expect nothing less from hoomantards. Keep sucking on those pacifiers and never grow my friends
thread lacks tenna
>>555517079Battat's gender is up to interpretation, whatever you decide is the correct one
>>555517084what berdly was still male but looked like this
>>555517424i agree
when is the traumacore liminal poolroom deltarune chapter
>>555515948>>555515825>>555512754is this a pippins oc or is it supposed to be some kind of battat backstory? i like this
>>555517197Rope after rope into his boxers...leaking through...Stomach muscles twitching
Battat is a boy because girls don't make theories.
Women
>>555517454He should look like this in-game
>>555517297Why do you want ugly characters in your media, anon?
>>555517612girls theorize every day when they pretend men aren't apes in clothing
>>555484261archeologists are still unable to decipher this ancient youteegeeian text. it may never be solved
>>555517736Then they don't theorize at all.Checkmate.
>>555517683Never said that. I want to be challenged and faced with new ideas that may make me uncomfortable so that I may grow and have new experiences. If that means the characters are ugly, unjust, unsettling, or beautiful, so be it
>>555517742ooouufffyyeaaayyyeyeyyeyeyyyeyeyyeyyyyyyuaghggggfggggmnfgnffooooff
>>555517880Okay go eat some feces it's a new uncomfortable experience
>>555517880we have guro for that
>>555517612this is a cute battat image. i love battat
>>555517683It's sad that you can only appreciate media if you want to have sex with the characters. Caveman tier thinking.
>>555517197Fuck, imagine how easy it would be to overstimulate him since he cums so easily. Teasing him until he feels like he's about to go mad and left shuddering... whimpering some more, probably begging a little too... His cock twitching even after already being covered in his own cum...
>>555517880based
stop being horny... this is a kid's game
>>555516954when mettaton possesses girl tenna does he give her a sex change? feels fetish adjacent>>555517612at least one of our rentryfags is a girl
>>555517978Maybe horse show is more your speed. The board is down the hall and to your left.
horny for spider
>>555517849love this, the kiss is inspired
>>555517542his hands are tied to the bedposts... he has no idea the erotic pleasures that await him.... he bucks his hips hard as he cums..... he cuddles with you afterwards and you tell him what a good tv he's been...... he blushes.......
>>555518142>flamboyant male Mettaton possessing female Tenna and giving her a ghost cock, then dressing her up in drag
>>555518184Catching strays for no reason....I'd post some uglycute ponies i love but id get banned. There are plenty of ugly character designs in mlp btw but again, i'd get banned.
>>555518184Honestly, even that may be too much for them. I imagine you get this way from a lifetime of extremely inoffensive slice of life moe anime, or more likely, consuming mostly doujins and little else. Genuinely saddening to think of a life being wasted like that
>>555515208It is so off for such a normal state to have to be highlighted as some revelation, yet here we are!>>555517297 >>555517880>i am a big man because i punish myself with what i consoom....That's not how it works
>>555518419draw it on the whiteboard, sinner
had to do some real life stuff today that took up most of my afternoon. am now going to work on the pippins wiki. reminder that if you have anything you want to add/revise to it just reply to me with a catbox txt file or something
>>555517541battat
>>555518442That really and truly is how it works, your use of the word "punish" indicates how little you push yourself
https://litter.catbox.moe/0itnx87lm3oy533n.mp4
>>555518430Consuming ugly media for the sake of force conditioning yourself into liking it is masochistic behavior
>>555518297Where is my spooder!? Tricky Tobbert the Radiation Fox!!!
>>555518468
>>555518419>>555518468utdr p*nies are a welcome sight on the whiteboard and magma. I wish more drawfags would draw them
>>555518430They are probably the same people who meltdown over THAT drawfagās art
>>555518442on the rare occasions you go outside do you have to stop yourself from crying and peeing a little because the people on the street don't look like airbrushed waifus>>555518604brainrotted gooner mentality. do you also only eat sugary junk food because icky veggies are masochistic?
>>555518604Mind rotted. I do not seek "ugly" media
what arte you dipshites doing
>>555518571Bruh
Hey TheKrisCel I asked the new owner of the MC server to whitelist you give it a try. If its not working they will be back in like 2ish hours to whitelist youYou'll need Forge 47.4.10And MC version 1.20.1
How would you feel if Noelle started sniffing your face like a dog and occasionally gave it a lick
In an alternate universe, this would be the type of conversation a more articulated CoL would have
>>555518351is she into it
>>555518916petting my cat
>>555517880I am not against having a ugly character or two, I just like my main cast being good looking people. I am mostly against everything being ugly like some westernslop>>555518039Characters looking good isn't the same thing as sex, bro>>555518442I think it's just people being contrarians or trying to appear as artsy.
>>555518779I personally consume media to learn more about the world and grow as a person and fantasize about tonguing fave's snatch
>>555518567You're... not a big guyYou're raising shit taste as if that was a meritliking unappealing stuff doesn't make you better in any way, shape or formAnyways, one can consume horror, thriller mystery dread, drama or whatever and they can be fun even if they are horrible, but that is the point in those genresAnd even then, it would be weird to root for the half rotted mutant, a character like that is never the main characterBecause is not appealing
jaru sama spoked and you incels are shitposting...
Toriel making me sit on her massive lap, making me feel even smaller than I am, and being smug about it>>555518916Watching a Resident Evil Randomizer
>>555519007That's insanely pathetic. you're like a toddler who won't eat food that doesn't comes in a colorful box with a cartoon on it
>>555518916drawing some bullshitttttt
>>555519102I would prefer if she sat on my lap and squished me a bit
>āgood looking peopleā is when they are featureless, 90% cartoon eyes and unrecognizable as humansGenuine autism.
>>555519007Maybe because the threads have been dead for a while now and this is a "topic" regardless how deranged arguing it is
>>555519042Final question: When was the last time you consumed media that wasn't related to anime or cartoons
https://youtu.be/2cIpZwLPDzIgreen gaster got proven
>>555519102>Toriel making me sit on her massive lap, making me feel even smaller than I am, and being smug about itthis but with tenna when he's in one of his slightly more dominant moods
>>555519007>everything being ugly like some WesternslopARA ARAMY DELTA WESTERN
>>555518717I love drawfags. They drew my hooman requests before. No need to try to shitfling people against each other.
>
>>555515362oh i see, that one. well a lot of the wingdings symbols are so vague it seems pretty hit or miss. but i can see why people would find it exciting.
>>555519385WOOOOOOOOW SO CYOOOUUWUT! WOOOOW THIS IS WHAT GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE LOOK LIKE
>>555519042>And even then, it would be weird to root for the half rotted mutant, a character like that is never the main character>Because is not appealinghave you ignored every single kids cartoon about accepting people who are different ever. are you 6 years old. be honest.
I'm a lolicon and all but only attaching pictures of sandblasted animu 6 year olds to your retarded ass opinions is not making your case better.
>>555519216I think we triggered some sort of schizo with our discussion. It happens
where is weird ralsei anon... I want to see him again...
If you wouldnt watch something with a half rotted mutant for a main character you're a pussy bitch, that shit sounds insanely badass, said Suzy
did that guy who would post music from an 'anonymous source' stop posting? :(
>>555519231TodayI saw some movie (dunno the name my wife picked it), of some kids left with their grampas, turns out they were instead some patients of a clinic instead that escaped and killed the real grandparents, not very interestingSome science videos, some guy making a gun that shoots bees (he used wasps) and some other stuff
>>555519286i posted that gitaroo man battle before this video in this thread therefore i demand royalties
>>555519630thats like half of all movies kek
>>555519176That would be nice too
>>555519552>people providing genuine arguments against your moronic opinions is just "triggering a schizo"insecure.
>>555519647It wasnāt his, he was taking them from someoneās SoundCloud
>>555519649Wtf you have a wife? Am I the only one loyal to 2D?
>>555519758oh. whose soundcloud? i really liked them.
Fave needs to know how they can catch a piece of shit raccoon
>>555519735I mean, yeah. There's some guy literally reposting the images we posted for some reason.
>>555519838get one of those cage traps
>>555519838is it in your house? what are you trying to catch it for
>>555519808Itās impressive how all humanfag art looks like retarded dogshit no matter what
>>555519967can't handle someone teasing you? wuss.
>>555519519Don't discriminate and enjoy it are very different things to ask>>555519552aye, i should stop adding fuel too>>555519808Even if you're someone of this profile, someone will catch you, is just life
>>555520085Mommy...
>>555519606>"muh schizoing abot art" baiting begins>discord dickriders show up to post scribbleslopit all happens around the same hour every day btw
>>555520070Because its all made by low functioning autists who canāt into anatomy
>>555520070Taste is subjective I guess.
>>555520176His discord damage control in 3ā¦ 2ā¦
>>555520152>Don't discriminate and enjoy it are very different things to askholy shit you are an actual child
>>555519887heh, this is one of the rare pieces of human butts
oh how i need him
>>555520085It's just amuzing>>555520152I guess if you just go outside you can find real life hoomans. Good to know
>>555520251It's kind of boring thoughThe humans do not look like that in the game at all nor in official artwork. At this point you're enjoyind some fringe anime version that has nothing to do with the original material. What's the difference between the Charas your like and some random Touhou girl?
>>555520285It engenders an infantile worldview
>>555520381
>>555520270where is it liar
I like it when my fiction reminds me of real life, warts and all.
>>555520542I just like how people interpret the sprites in different ways, but I have canon accurate humans saved for on-modelfags
>>555520542Iāve literally been asking this for ages kek
>>555520176we don't like weirdsei anon now?why?
>>555519993Aren't those like really expensive?>>555520034The little shit is living on top of the ceiling, pissed and it dripped inside the house and also took a shit a few days ago which made the whole house stink. The motherfucker doesn't wanna come out even if I go bang on the roof to scare it.
>>555520724I like this a lot
>>555520730Frisk and Chara both have wide hips and fat asses, just look at their sprites.
>>555520542hair isn't static, you knowor maybe your whole family is bald and you actually don't, i dunno(if your issue is something else, i can't imagine what else it is)
>>555520818He got too many (you)s and crossed the jealousy threshold
>>555520930Go back to the bunker babe
I have a godly metabolism, usually I always worn a sweater since my arms would be covered in scars but the one day I go out in a t shirt cause it cleared up enough to not be noticeable? I got so many compliments and comments on how they thought I lost a lot of weight, this isn't normal right? It was making me a bit insecure
>>555520818just the same old cycle of>randomly insulted>defended by anons>"oooh he's sending his defense force oooo drawfags are threadshitters"
>>555520825lure it with marshmallows im not kidding you can literally just make a trail out to your door or a cage
>>555520176Is this melty over humans from the fabled artschizo?
>>555520724this is fucking hilarious to look at i love weirdly realistic undertale images
>>555521017no, that guy specifically spergs about thread artists.
>>555520871True. The "fanon" humans are actually canon accurate but only real loreheads know it.
>>555521017Itās probably a based drawfag
>>555520846me too, its an all time favorite utdr image. artist is cattycupid>>555521130I just think its beautiful and makes me emotional. reminds me of childrens book illustrations and old family photos. its so warm.
>>555521130i had a dream one time about this sans looking down at me and everytime i tried to move he would grab me until i stop squirming and he just kept staring at me until i started breathing heavily and woke up
I think spamming the same pictures of your fave over and over is actually kind of cringe and tangent to avatarposting actually
>>555520989If each and every one of us picked up the pencil this would stop instantly
>>555521301Jesus this is insanely good, chilling
>>555521323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuGiK-X9-0A
>>555520724Hyperrealistic underrune art makes me uneasy.
>>555521340i don't think bored losers that like to start shit would stop doing what they are doing regardless of what happens but y'know
i don't care about the hooman slop posting because i just mentally filter it out like 80% of the rest of the thread. you can't let these things bother you.
if Gerson was here he would say that its cool ppl have different interpretations/artstyles of characters and that we can live in a world of both funny cartoon chibi chara and chara with child birthing anime hips at the same.
>>555521281Idk they sound insecure and jealous. They should post their art in the thread if they think they are so much better.
the hell is his problem
The more time that passes, the more I think what Gerson said was a mistake.
>>555521615but i want funny cartoon chibi chara with child birthing hips
>>555521517They are like that because they create nothing and are reliant on breaking things, when they see someone creating things and having a good time they feel a pit in their stomach that they choose to dull by stirring shit. This is the truth which I believe utterly
>>555521719Insecure and jealous of what exactly?
>>555521510>hates/cant handle real lifesad
>>555521775search up latino undertale art
>>555521831It's just uncanny. Not bad, just strange. It clearly isn't Toby's intention
>>55552171995% of our drawfags can draw better than the human shit thatās spammed here
>>555521870i read this as lanino
>>555521814Of the human art posted as they are shitting on it constantly. Saying those artists are autistic toddlers.
>>555521870thats not showing any thicc chibi chara
>>555520531Pretty muchBut the fact that hoomans are real is a state secret, monster secret service will take you to a party ban if they learn you know
>>555484313I choose to believe he's going to make it
>>555521964>not tobys intentionyes toby never meant to evoke real life or real emotions in his art he definitely would want all fanart to be kawaii anime moe blobs and he would think anything else is ugly and not fitting to undertales emotional core.
>>555521776i think some of them need to feel in control of something on top of that, lotta dishonest manipulative behavior from these types
>>555521970To be fair I like when drawfags draw humans and their art in general. No reason to make us fight.
>>555520986Skin compressing or even getting loose due to the weigh lost might have helpedThough good for you anon
i know there's very autistic people on the internet but it's annoying to see someone see a joke "interpretation" and then immediately think "this person is 100% serious about this" or whatever the fuck. seeing some people go "the fandom thinks carol and toriel are homophobic because they're MISOGYNISTIC and HATE WOMEN" and actually be serious about that is ??? no dude it's a fucking joke. carol is homophobic because it's funny.
>>555485582Are you implying that Rudy is trans?
>>555522101>constantlyUh huh. Sure. You also evidently haven't been following the conversation, because what's being criticized is the incredibly childish idea that only media featuring attractive people is "good" or watchable. It's not my fault you're attaching drawings of your waifus to your posts as a shitty example of attractive characters. Maybe try not being so easily offended?
>>555522186>he definitely would want all fanart to be kawaii anime moe blobsEvery single art he approves to be on office merch is this, as well as every art he retweed on his main account. And the art of every artist working on his games So... we know what his tastes are.
Fuzzy legs
>>555522531Dick warming thighs.
jaru the yuricest king
i just think japanese chara art is hot ngl i don't know what you all are arguing abt
>>555522158Big if true. Maybe I can avoid the monster glowies>>555522379Sorry that our preference triggered you this much, anon. I don't think either of us said only media with attractive people is good, only that's what we prefer.
Porn addiction is the key to all this
>>555522681Holy fucking based
>>555522497>official merch looks as close to the official art as possiblewhat a surprise. You can literally look at his sense of character design and understand that the conventional attractiveness of his characters is the least of his concerns. Im sorry but no world do I think hed sperg out about a beautiful painting of his characters.
>>555522789were deltarune fans
>>555522707Based and true.
>>555522789gerson said that
Iiiiiimmm filling my tummy wummy with some soup tummywummy soup tummy qummy soup ima fill my tummy with sone timmt wummy soup tummy wummy soup for meeeeee>You were [u]warned[/u].*vocalizes and spins on the ground and humps fireworks into the air from my crotch*
>>555522789i have a porn addiction OwO i... i wanna get bred...
THIS is supposed to be an anime girl with perfect hips, things, and tits?
>>555523019Get well soon, hopefully within this life
>>555522760you seem a little triggered here >>555517978>>555518604Sorry you can't handle people correctly identifying how childish your mentality is. You're allowed to say what you want, but so are we. Cope.
>>555522904>Im sorry but no world do I think hed sperg out about a beautiful painting of his characters.Literally nobody said this. I only stated his preferences. No need to be defensive anon. Your taste is valid.
>>555522707Cultured
>>555523067They are a nonbinary, slutty shortstack.
>>555522789underrune fans are all either degenerates or completely sex-repulsed, yeah
>>555523067Truth pills: frisk is undeniably kinda ugly and deformed and weird looking which contributes heavily to their charm. If you disagree with me, before posting anything, first just think of the side sprites with the weird shelf mouth
>>555523195Posting images like this make you a laughingstock
>>555523101Not me. Multiple people disagreed with you.
>>555523245game with a positive message about getting along has a fanbase that is the opposite, classic
frisk is a ugly fat bastard but with a golden heart
On one side you have the people that turn Frisk pale white and into a generic anime girlOn the other side you have the people that turn Frisk pure black and give them dreadsI want both sides dead because they don't actually give a shit about the character
saying that art can only be good if it's pleasing seems so misguided to me that i'm not even sure where to start arguing with it.
>>555523263Frisk is the most generic blandest most average looking human child ever aka beautiful and perfect and innocent like all children
>>555523195Posting images like this makes me horny.
>>555523324I didn't say I thought that was all the same person, you already said "our" in the post I was replying to.
>>555523067Yes
New bread imminent
Let's get all our tard rage out now so we don't taint the next fresh bread with it
OUR HERO
>>555523505I LOVE HUMANS MORE CORRECTLY THAN THE REST OF YOU.....*coughs*
>>555523484You said "I" was triggered. I am not.
>>555522323that's the thing, the only bit of loose skin I can even find on me is the slightest bit between my forearm and armpit (and even then a normal t-shirt hides) with some stretch marks here and there, but like I thought it would've been so much worser considering I was binge drinking and eating for a long time (like I could eat a whole kfc party bucket at one point) but I don't think I ever gotten 170lbs+, I unironically think my metabolism was just too good for some reason, genuinely I could probably build up the smallest amount of muscle on my forearms and it'll be fixed which idk how I feel desu
>>555523505next thread should be another kris rape thread
Baker make >>555520724 next op and I'll give you hot blowies for a YEAR
>>555523614Being this sensitive and butthurt over my wording is not making you look any better. Triggered much?
The thing about the infamous "Sans is Ness" Game Theory video is that the first half is actually pretty good. Matpat makes smart observations and is able to present legitimate evidence that Sans came from another world without going off the rails. The issue is he spirals off and comes to the most retarded conclusion imaginable. Rather than leaving the video at "yeah Toby might be hinting at another game that explains Sans" he felt the need to make major reaches for an answer ASAP to get ahead of the curve. He thought he was being smart by trying to predict Toby's thought process, but a real smart person knows when they lack the necessary information to state anything conclusive.
>>555523327If it helps, most of the empathy from the frequent troublemakers is completely performative. They want to be seen as Good People TM, but the reality of it is that they can't force themselves to actually be empathetic on the inside, and trying to get through to them is probably a waste of your time.
>>555523505*Tazmanian Devil spats and tornadoes around /utg/ slapping everyone's ass*
>>555523864That's just Game Theory in general. They can put the effort to analyze media correctly but the point of the video is to reach a stupid conclusion
>>555523832Say, "triggered much", much?
we should bring back you mad bro and cool story bro with a lil troll face for internet arguments says fave
I hope we get to kill Noelle
Ralsei is Asriel's dust but Asriel isn't dead, he lost an arm or something.
Problem, coolguy?
>>555524042
ngl for some reason I have the opposite preference for each westslop and anime-styled art. I think more japanese/korean/chinese stuff should try leaning into stylization and try having more unique character designs and proportions. I think that's why I'm excited for stuff like dead red hood and poppin-play-kitchen cuz their artstyles and character design are actually very different from the normal anime stuff. but I also just LOVE anime undertale art. like not just anime undertale art but art where they take western cartoons and just animefy it it's really cute. and ngl I do think some western artstyles are kinda ugly not because their realistic but simply cuz their too uncanny. not in an intentional beautiful way like what the other guy posted with asriel. just ugly. Also ppl saying eastern undertale art is goonerslop hasn't stepped one foot inside the latino undertale community. Also I just really like this one chara artist their very cute. idk in the end its all due to preference.
>>555523987you just reminded me of a childhood trauma, idk which episode but in taz mania there was a whole scene that scared me half to death when I was a kid, I think it was of the tazmanian devil drowning and I remember it all just being really weirdly creepy and dark
>>555518442/utg/weebtards will be like "you getting TRIGGERED by fictional lolis? It's just fiction it shouldn't hurt you!" and then get triggered when they see art that actually unsettles themI'm not against any form of art, I'm just against the hypocrisy. Have some fucking principles.
>>555524301It's my favorite human artist, shame she really triggers some people.
>>555523245People who are turbo fans of a kids game with the most basic morals are emotionally stunted? Wow who would've thought. This is a self-own because I post here too. But at least I'm self aware about my problems and don't try to drag anyone else down.
>>555524309ngl it's more they just see it as ugly than morally inapprehensible.
>>555523505I would not be so grumpy if I had been able to finish cooming, but that didn't happen so now I am stuck in eternal seethe until I get the chance to coom again. I'm afraid I can't just "get it out" just like that as you suggest.
>>555524613Tenna horny posting is more than welcome in every bread
>>555524505their a she?? but it says mr 0x0. what a liar nvm i hate this artist
>>555524608Yeah, it's this. I can't speak for the other anon but that's just my preference.
>>555524608I'm just of the opinion that we should let artists draw whatever they want and block the shit we dislike. Like there's some art that I think is absolute garbage but I don't care. I love that people are allowed to express themselves and aren't getting arrested for what they choose to depict in a drawing. This goes for the most woke and most chud drawings, if I hate it I just filter it.
we are fighting this guy in chapter 6 or 7
>>555524821Lmfaooooooo
>>555524821Yeshttps://x.com/_mr0x0/status/2016533103830057068https://x.com/_mr0x0/status/2016559438338134276
> > 555524927>>>/t/itktok, no you for you
>>555524927why tf did I laugh at this...
>>555524505The original post that started this entire thing was one of you replying to someone else's post whining about only wanting "hot dykes', it was you who couldn't handle someone else's preferences
>>555525052Stress release
>>555524927Woaw he has the knights antlers for arms...confirmed ...
>>555525052fear response
>>555525132That was a joke. I even settled it with the anon I was replying to>>555501680
>>555524927I don't think we're gonna fight him but he will appear, also he's going to be in Chapter 5 not 6 or 7.
I really really hope the 67 meme dies out by the time chapter 5 releases
WE AIN'T HAD NUTHIN' BUT MOLDY POSTS FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS
>>555525407kek that was me. Yeah we're settled. Like someone said its all preference. I just like art that reminds me of real life. There's nothing wrong with pure kawaii slop sometimes it just cant be your only meal yknow. Sometimes kawaii slop reminds me of real life. All depends.
>>555525668If you don't love it you're not going to like the next one either. Trust me, it only gets worse from here out.
>>555525668Zoomers have short attention spans, it will be totally passe in a couple months
I feel like toby meta elements will make less sense in a longer story especially in one that will be so inconsistent like deltarune
>>555525668It's basically dead for all but the most mentally stunted children.
i'd bake new bread, but i don't have a funny image to go with the edition. someone else make it.
>>555525819>zoomersanon... zoomers right now are in their early 20s. It's the gen alpha teenagers
>>555525819nta, it's been going on for like a yearBUT IT REFUSED
>>555525925>early 20sNigga zoomies are getting wrinkles and grey hairs
>>555524859ngl I do like realistic uncanny ugly characters from time to time so its not that I want every character to be like a typical anime waifu. like their are some artists who try to make their character seem like that "cutesy moe feminine art" but completely fail. aka THAT certain tumblr artsyle. Like they try to mimic cutesy girlish stylized style but the way they draw the character (like the lips and nose) make it uncanny. not a failed attempt of realism but a failed attempt of stylization. I like it when the uncanny ugly drawn characters are actually drawn with that in mind. a certain japanese artist I follow has started drawing more uncanny character designs and I REALLY love it and it distinguishes itself from other eroges that all just have the same anime style.
>>555525913I already offered hot blowies for a yearwhat else could you possibly want. I'd bake but im not at home fuck
>>555526007eugh, god, he's awful. Saved
>>555525778Lmao I can't believe we argued over half the thread for something so silly.
They complain about 67 but laugh at 69
>>555526006>>555525925zoomers right here
>>55552622769 has an actual meaning beyond "LOL, 67" circular nonsense, alphie.
>>555526203we could've been arguing over which character would be the best at fucking kris senseless
>>55552632769 is non-sense to anyone who doesn't know about it
>>555526203I got to spam art I liked so I'm happy kek
>>555526373It's Vessel and Dess btw
>>555526447what does 67 mean, then? no googling, no picture your parents showed you on facebook that was blindly guessing/making shit up(hint; it means "LOL, 67")
>>555526567this guy gets it
>>555526587i 67ed your mom, lol
>>555526481Same
>>55552644769 has been around ever since the arabs invented numbers
>>555526587it makes uncs angry when they hear it and that's funny
the player can't be the soulthe red soul befriended carol before the story
>>555526928As you know, the fish eye is worth 15 points(Undyne)
>>555526587I'm an old man and even I know it's a random drill rap reference. Source: Chief Keef got popular when I was in high school like a million years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE
>>555518571https://files.catbox.moe/8hlyhn.mp4
>>555527026>>555527026>>555527026Migrate
>>555526203I SAVED the thread
>>555509540.
