Vex TF2 Edition>NewsMinor updates: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=260304>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>555059401
yeah, this is the thread
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
I didn't need your help you know
>>555518331the thread where we occasionally talk about team fortress 2
>>555518138sex with yordles (in TF2)
>>555518605next OP right here
Did Zesty win yet?
>>555518605badass
>>555518605baby making sex with poppy >>555518823egg making sex with lilligant and maractus
I like this OPI do not like the lack of news about the MvM update.Where is it?
>>555519829It's 2 weeks from now
>>555519981Yeah, I don't buy itgonna have to write a very strongly worded email to Eric about it
>>555520182Anything for my ShupoGODs
>>555518780>>555518836https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/97/Heavy_thanks02.wav
>>555518138this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>555522934it's literally a picture of gorge with the engineer...
Why did they even announce the MVM update like 6 months ago if they weren't gonna do it
>>555523080Probably so the people making all those maps for the potato tf servers had time to touch up and submit their maps. They announced it far enough back to touch up maps, but with not enough time for people to make something from scratch
>>555523334Most mission designers aren't also the map creator, so there's also a bit of a matter of how to sort that shit out, especially how some people have distanced themselves from TF2 and the internet (and in some cases they'd actually died to cancer or a car so you can't even contact them if you wanted to)
>>555519829>>555520182imagine having two wives who look like these girlsevery day life would be the best
>>555524936this is them after I have baby making sex with them
>>555524936
>>555524936whoaaaaaaaa
>>555524936holy...
>>555523080They were gonna release it, but they realized it would kill the game if one of the maps was buggy so they decided not to.
>>555527747damn pulling out the banana was perfect
>>555518138wow sister thanks for the OP!
>>555528031>see videogames>think of trannies
>>555528031erm i saw her as a woman, you're the one mentioning that schizo
>>555527747You love to see it
>>555528597u said the word not me, ma'am
>>555529515ebin
>>555528597Don't respond to him, he's samefagging because no one responded to his steam group spam
>>555518138vex plap>>555518605poppy plap>>555518823lilligant and maractus plap>>555519829>>555520182shupo plap
>>555518138She is just like you
intruder alert indian incel in the base
so are we just gonna talk about porn and nothing else
>>555535740you could have posted something about tf2and yet you posted thiscurious
>>555535740fempyro gamefempyro general
>>555535862many are saying this
>>555535862fempyro plap
>>555535740yes!
okay fuck this captcha im not posting here ever again
>>555536102baby making sex with honey>>555536127see you next week
>>555536102honey plap
>>555535862how much longer until they add an official curvy fempyro cosmetic
>>555536517it's coming with the MvM update, it'll be a new ultra rare golden pan reward to give her big boobs
3 NIGASON CART
>>555537198you're late
>>555536127grab some smokes while you're out
what is ur guys favorite hybrid knight loadouti like iron bomber, tide turner, claudbmghgkhmör but i usually swap out iron bomb for loose cannon because my aim sucks so much that not even the loch n load can save me
Why is tf2 not popular on twitch? Not a fun game to watch? Biggest streamer i know that stream tf2 regularly is b4nny, and he only get 200-300 viewers on average.
>>555538087TF2 is a rare case where people would rather play it themselves than watch it. There's more people in-game than who would watch it on twitch
>>555537839yeah that's pretty much it, cannon + turner + claideither that or I rock stock/iron + splendid + caber>>555538087tf2's time as a streamable game has long since passed, it's simply not popular enough in its niche anymore ever since the market was flooded with second-rate hero shooters, from overwatch to marvel rivals - the genre is just too saturated and the game is too old and buggy and abandoned. the time to get in on it was ironically before streaming was a thing and people'd upload edited, bite-sized (15-30 min) gameplay commentaries of it
Anyone have a good c-tap AHK script? I'm not trying to giving myself carpal tunnel trying to do this shit
>>555540721Just learn the muscle memory, ctap scripts are unreliable because they depend on sever tickrate and your own ping, which can vary
>>555541126If it varies that much that a script can't do it reliably, then it sounds like it's not worth the effort to learn to do it by feel, since that too will be unreliable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>555541927>>555542068Spindel can you blogpost pls, we would all rather hear about you instead of the brown grocery store bagger who usually blogposts.
>>555540721here's the one tick ctap script. Right click does an instant ctap. Just fire a rocket right before and you can get consistent max height ctaps regardless of server/pingalias "+ctap" "+duck 1; -duck 1; +jump 1; spec_prev"alias "-ctap" "-jump 1"bind "mouse2" "+ctap"but be warned if you're playing rgl/etf2l, it's banned. but so would be a AHK script. This would be the best you can do but it's kinda assalias +ctap_attack "+attack; spec_next"alias -ctap_attack -attackalias +ctap_rj "-duck; +jump; +ctap_attack"alias -ctap_rj "-jump; -ctap_attack; bind mouse1 +ctap_attack"alias +ctap "+duck; bind mouse1 +ctap_rj; spec_prev"alias -ctap -duckbind mouse2 +ctapbind mouse1 +ctap_attackIt's not as bad as the other anon says they are, because every single competitive official ever is played in chicago so you get consistent results regardless, which is the only reason I use a ctap script. If you want max height every time and you play in rgl then yeah you gotta learn ctapping yourself
>>555518138blessed vex threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/yobjls.mp4
>>555542359I don't have any interest in trying to force TF2 into being an esports scene, but thanks
>>555544085i was expecting porn ngl
>>555544085>>555544720same, kinda disappointing
the unspoken reality of TF2 is that it requires you to be able to join and leave freely because if you were forced to play games where your team has 3+ Spies and Snipers and games where their team has Medics and yours doesn't, the game would be unplayable.
>>555546716If I was a weenie like you, I'd never have become the guy that stomps so hard one side leaves gets auto balanced and then does the same to my former team mates. Though I admit having to carry all the time is a fucking pain when I wanna chill.
>>555544635I've said this before but you don't need to care about esports to like 6sI just like hanging out with people and talking to them. the frags are nice too
>>555546716that's a pretty spoken reality, actually
>>555546716an actual truthnuke
>>555546716it's almost like not being able to freely join games because ad-hoc joining was removed and you're now stuck being stuck at the mercy of the MM queue fucking sucks
Small versions of the "I do not care" Heavy look like he's happy or smiling
>>555546716>unplayableread that as unplappable
good night /tf2g/
>>555551120your brain on tf2g:>>555551174ghost plap
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>555555538Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>555555956this but also shupos and yordles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QpeBJG8KMWhat exactly is this guy's beef with Zesty? That he doesn't call for protests outside of Valve HQ?
>>555558314Trolls see zesty as an easy target because he's already a pariah for not liking trannies and posting a cunny gif one time
>>555558314It's because he's a coward that won't go all the way. He'll talk a big game, but won't put any of his ideas into action. He vastly underestimates how much pull he could have if he started his own movement. He's going to get shit no matter what, so might as well try and get a movement going.
>>555542156unironically seconding this, it would be nice if we had an actual oldfag behind a trip and not the fat beaner attentionwhore
>>555563697Yeah. That Viva guy is so wack. How dare he be a normie with a career and a girlfriend amongst us unemployed, degenerates porn addicts. Plap plap fempyro, amirite guys?My favorite class is the Medic. I might play some more tonight since it's been a week since I last played the game
>blackbox+panic attack starting to get kinda stale>switch to blackbox+buff banner>whole new gameThere's just nothing else like it. Good god I really adore this game.
>instantly checks the thread to blogpostkek
>>555537839I'm a gambling man so I love me some loose cannon+turner+skullcutter. >>555538087Basically what that other guy said. People who give a shit about tf2 are gonna just gonna get the itch to play themselves and no one else gives a shit at all. The odd thing is I think it's actually really fun to watch. The game has a certain sauce to it that just makes entertaining shit happen through regular gameplay. Yet I'd never go out of my way to watch a stream. Love me a good clip comp now and then though.>>555546716man this has always been one of the game's strengths. Any game where you can be held hostage by one's own team should never have existed.
>>555561581he def could but point Zesty has tried to make is that anything hes involved with would have immediate pushback because hes involved in it, if Uncle Dane said tommorow we should push for quickplay their would be an almost uniamous support and agreement
>>555561581why are these retards so obsessed with zesty
>>555565876I wouldn't say that was instantly because I woke up at 4:30. Said good morning to my girlfriend, showered, had breakfast, got to the subway station, and when I sat down on the train, that's when I opened 4chan up, a whole hour and 40 minutes later About the same amount of time that it takes to find a balanced Casual match that isn't infested with shitters and bottom scorers. With actual good potential Kritzkrieg targets instead of the usual rigamarole of Soldier players that within receiving a Kritz pop, pencil jump up in the air to instantly miss their following three shots
>>555568815Just put the frozen pizza in the bag.
>>555535740You thought i was joking when i said this is trans fortress 2 general huh
>>555555956fempyro plap
Anti-sniper trannies are the worst part of tf2
>>555573997nigga sniper is the most troon class in the game what are you on about
>>555573997>>555574243>no you're the tranny!
>>555574360true the real trannies are the fempyro sisters here
When are we getting quickplay back huh huh when? Fucking when??
>>5555745832 more weeks
>>555574243Sniper isn’t played in competitive.
>brat.pngYour information is dubious
>>555574583Sorry bro but Fish DEMOLISHED any chance of getting quickplay back with pure FACTS and LOGIC
>>555573997They mostly just impotently rage from the bottom of the scoreboard and get (disconnected by system)'d. What is the problem here?
Minecraft maps in source games is an aesthetic I like.
>>555558314I was just about to post about this autistTo me it just seems like he is intentionally asking for the unreasonable in order to be contrarian >>555566198Sounds familiar
>>555574698shupo plap
https://x.com/WorkshopPainter/status/2015543386376138770Workshop flood inbound with mediocre slop with maybe two peaks that wont be added due to how they will be made.
>>555577498>AmericanaSay it with me now!TONESTHEMESAND STYLIZATION
>>555577498No Thanks/Not Interested
>>555577498buy an ad
>>555577498New tf2ber just dropped and he's already the GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB63MpNy4IE
>>555582335buy an ad
>>555582394this this this
I will impregnate fempyro
>>555582394B-but it's just Soldier :(
>>555582394was going to say this, stop shilling your shitty youtube channel
(Voice) Soldier: If I have to buy some ads, I will
(Voice) Medic: Eins, Zwei, Drei...I do not think we bought enough ads...
>>555568815Did you take a minecart to work dwarf?
You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.
Good morning
>>555585540teri plap
>>555583308You didn't bother to read the whole post where I state that I went to the subway station? And then proceeded to sit on a trainPlease seek a prescription for your bad vision>>555582335I'd dislike it, but it's opening on Firefox instead of my ReVanced YouTube app. I'll figure it out eventually
>>555589248>firefoxthe floyd schizo?
>>555590098Huh? No, the web browser
>>555585719Said no one ever>>555589248bagboy plap
>>555583336Mechawreck plap. Nursey plap.
Where are the good Heavy mains that play Team Fortress 2 in the evenings?>>555591567Only my girlfriend gets to be s*xual with me
>>555518138Sisters, why is reddit chudding out at the Team Fortress 2 emporium?
>>555595659It's ok to harass a single person THO
>>555589248Okay dwarf.
>>555595659Why don't we make a tf2 that removes all the emporium slop from the game
>>555597269Honest to god if they released an update that did that, the game would go from a 9 to a 10 over night rn
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Jesus was FSOAS' video that bad? Are even normalfags tired of casual now? I haven't watched it yet btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIPUOe6UgoZesty about to DESTROY Fish with FACTS and LOGIC!!!
>>555603351Why do people care about this guy so much?
>>555603351It's evident why scholars care about this genius so much.
>>555595659Why does everyone hate the TF2 emporium now?
>>555605916Hurrf blurrf muh artstyle muh silhouettes
>>555603351>see "Casual isn't great, let's fix it" in my recommendations>don't watch it because I assume it's in good faith>check it now, realize it's meant as a middle finger to bring back quickplayersthese fucking idiots man
is zesty really gonna pause and rant every 10 seconds of video? it's a 1 hour video
fish cited a Reddit post for why quickplay is actually terrible or something to that effect. he also seethes at his mom for existing and being understandably upset about his maid costume cosplay. What a faggot.
>>555606871that's all his reaction streams
>>555607001>he also seethes at his mom for existing and being understandably upset about his maid costume cosplay.QRD?
>>555607001wearing a maid costume is nowhere near as bad as being another valve bootlicker
>>555607001>fish cited a Reddit post for why quickplay is actually terrible or something to that effecttbf it only got attention because it was written by mastercoms aka the guy behind mastercomfig
>>555607187Isn’t the ex-maid cosplayer the bigger valve bootlicker by defending casual and shitting on quickplay
>>555607413that's exactly what I mean, bootlickers accept getting fucked by valve and actively want to prolong our suffering with casual
>>555582559not if I impregnate her first
>>555607171He regularly screams at his mom while streaming calling her a cunt, even when in a call with other peopleGhostyGump has a bunch of compilations of him raging
>>555607625Lmao he lives with his mom and he’s in his 30s? Yet he has the nerve to call her a cunt when she says the pizza rolls are done? At least ‘sty owns his own home and has a real job.
>>555608040I wish Zesty would hire me as his live-in maid... he's so rich and dreamy
>>555608040he's in his 30s? I thought he was a 2002 zoomer o algo because most tf2ooobers are zoomers
>>555608040Zesty actually lives with his parents too.But he actually respects and treats his parents well.FSoaS has said that apparently his mom is an alcoholic and "toxic", and that she basically leeches off him, and that's why he gets mad at her. Which should be taken with a huge grain of salt, there are always 2 sides to every story. But even if that's true, there's b better ways to go about it than screaming at her on stream. You don't scream at your mom like that. Never.
>>555608578He looks like he’s in his 30s. Posted a selfie on /tf2g/ a few years ago and he looked grim even then.Playing tf2 for a “living” seems to have killed his soul.
>>555608040>At least ‘sty owns his own home and has a real job.you don't even know the guy you worship
>>555608764>Playing tf2 for a “living” seems to have killed his soul.I think he does a bit more than that actually, being the victim of multiple harrassment campaigns and the enemy of a literal mafia etc.
>>555608040Don't worry, I live with me mum at 24 too.
me mum's kick'd the bucket, she has
>>555609612she's a proper chav innit m8
>>555609157we know, you're a loser, you don't have to keep saying it
If his mom is a boomer then he has every right to treat her like trash given that she destroyed his country.
>>555613124How so?
>>555613124his mom is an immigrant?
>>555613738What's wrong with immigrants?
>>555614612if real life was a quickplay server immigrants would be the bots afk in character select
>>555613578>>555613738They basically sold their countries and the future of the incoming generations just so that they themselves could live comfortably. Protested to normalize and promote alphabet people. Promoted third world immigration (they do the jobs nobody wants to / they'll pay our pensions). They broke the housing market, and so on and so on.The boomer lives by the "fuck you entitled brats" philosophy, when they themselves lived in the best time to be a young adult in the history of mankind (a world built by their grandparents who actually gave a fuck about leaving a decent world to the following gens).Only generation in history who didn't have the instinctual wish to see their grandkids do better. As a matter of fact many resent it when they see them do better (which is extremely rare to see happening). By the way, this was a worldwide phenomenon in first world countries. Hell, I researched and it even happened in third world countries that used to be decent like Spain and Argentina.
Snaildier lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWIPUOe6Ugo>FishStickOnAStick didn't even watch Zesty's video but decided to criticize it anyways because "he already knows all the arguments"Why does anyone watch a dumbass like fish?
>>555617553You're still talking about it so no he didn't lol
will this make me frag better?
>>555617690anime cheerleader plap>>555617701Snaildier plap
>>555618190do not the snaildier
>>555618043buy a shupo one for optimal fragging performance
>>555618237Go ahead, call your Medic. He cannot unplap you.
>>555618043only if she's your wife
>>555618043No it will turn you trans.
>>555618356
>>555618513only if it’s the rare demofloyd edition
>>555618774kek, true
>>555618774lol that's true
Would Spy eat Snaildier
>>555618774>>555618840>>555618980Samefags
>>555619096buttmad
>>555619096yea its so obvious
>>555618774LMAO
>>555618438You can't marry a cartoon silly.
LMFAO
>>555620040I don’t get it
>>555620267Zesty's pulling 6 times the viewers as Shou "You Can't Stop the Bots" nic
>>555620361Ok. And?
>>555620267Not every post is for you
>>555620040Watching livestreams is treadmill work
>>555620040shounic fell off when he stopped making interesting content and resorted to 100 player experiment slop
>>555621128https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Sniper_JarateToss01.wav
>>555620361i mean he was kinda half right because now idle bots are shitting up the matchmaker
>>555621128sex
>>555621253>100 player experiment slopwhat if i CHANGED something about tf2 but the results were NOT APPLICABLE to regular tf2 because i ran it on FUCKING 50v50 for some reason?????
>>555621609Erm, how else am I supposed to promote my server I pay 200$/month for?
>>555620040Shounic is entirely irrelevant. If he didn't have a 50v50 server nobody would care about him
>>555621609Which videos does he do that inI thought he went into 50v50 because at some point he got btfo in stock TF2
>>555621473His video was about cheater bots and he lost hard simply by Valve hiring jannies
>>555611430You live with ur mum too
>>555617701this but demofloyd, bro won and broke the schizo here for multiple years; it wasn't until recently where he stopped talking about him
>>555622228no I don't, stop projecting lol
>>555622441>this defensiveno one believes you.
[TF2] Who is the ORIGINAL pablo.gonzales? (1:08:18)
>>555622590you projected it on me and all I said was no lmao, you're trying too hard
>>555622906nice babble, say hello to mom for me
>>555622594>tens of fat Central and South American kids all proclaiming they're pablo.gonzales like Spartacus
>>555621807cope, shounic has 111M views, while zesty's channels have a combined amount of 26M
>>555625205That's not a good sign Anon, that means he doesn't have many real fans despite appearances
>muh sterDidn't zesty hate Star?
>schizos from 4chanZESTY REMEMBERS US!!!
>'esty mentioned the 'g/
>surely namedropping 4chan will not have negative repercussions
>2021>"those discord french trannies!">2026>"those heckin 4chan schizos!"Everything I like goes woke...
>THEY DISRESPECTED PINELINE
https://steamdb.info/app/440/history/Uhh...trailerbros???
Eric Andre show
fundamentally flawed
Zesty is actually very mature, FishStickOnAStick constantly attacks Zesty's personal life but Zesty won't do the same in retaliation.
>FishStickOnAStick constantly attacks Zesty's personal lifeOkay, name some examples then.
I think pressure should be taken off the main map rotation. It's far too large of a map to work properly in ctf. Defense is impossible and the underwater tunnels, while cool in concept are way too expansive and easy to traverse in.
>>555630752I think I should have ultra beast making sex with pheromosa
>>555630752pheromosa paizuriyeah, that map fucking sucks, I agree
>>555630752pheromosa does not have all that
>>555631414she does once you max out her beauty stat
>>555631414she does after I'm done plapping her
>>555628703I can't find the old videos but FishStickOnAStick has made personal attacks about Zesty's appearance and hobbies (i.e: Bionicles)
>>555632750oh no, she has crabs
gonta
>>555632750Bionicle is fucking lit though.
>>555603351>4.5 fucking hourstimestamps of when he starts and finishes? i aint watching all that shit
>>555634760You don't need to watch any of it, Zesty completely dunked on Fish
>>555628543hag babymakinG PLAPS
>>555632750>>555635258i wish i had a cute anime gf
>>555617690i genuinely dont know why anyone takes this guy seriously. actual blotch on the community and makes us look worse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSO_tCYQ2bI
>>555628543If a ecchi poster says it happened it must be true
>>555635951tbf even if i disagree with him and generally dislike him, he /is/ getting the short end of the stick in these clips, and it is likely he's getting streamsniped / being targeted by cheaters
>>555636367fair enough but he should be mature enough to realize that and cut off stream. there are clips when he's with people screaming and raging. its not in a funny haha way its everyone in the call goes quiet and asks if hes okay
A femscout wearing earbuds joined my dustbowl game and sucked me off on last
Enforcer should do an additional +25% damage to disguised spies.
>>555636842Does the piercing effect work on dead ringer damage
>>555636639baby making sex with rikka
>>555636971Yes. It doing even more damage to disguised spies would make it the strongest anti-kunai+DR weapon in the game.
>>555637281buy an ad, pornposter I'm not watching the bagboy
>>555637281I'd say buy an ad, but unironically viva owns the schizo poster here so you get a free pass.
>>555637281talk about something else nigger, I'm not interested in the fat beaner
>>555637281Genuinely is most of your time here gushing about e-celebs
>>555636524you're absolutely right ofcalso how do i make that hat work? i like it, but it doesnt really fit on anyone
>>555638019le ebin contrarianism
>>555636842>>555637229doesn't need to, it already 1-shots kunai spys
>>555637357>>555638026Viva is the DSP of /tf2g/, you don't watch him out of respect
>>555638563>Viva is the DSP of /tf2g/, you don't watch himCorrect - I don't go out of my way to give attention whores more attention.
>>555638563>dude watch this guy BECAUSE he's bad and cringethat's an even bigger no
>>555618043I recommend framing that picture instead and putting it somewhere on your desk. Eventually that print will rub off from repeated use, as the detritus from human skin is mildly corrosive over time
>>555638164it really only work with more wizard-y looks sucks that this unusual effect is broken
>>555638097Viva isn't even a celeb.
>>555636367>accidentally kills himself with his own rocket splash"I wasn't going to let you get that diamond back kill fuck you"there's no graceful way to play that one off
>>555638792He's one of the best posters here.
>>555640754okay if you like him so much you should get a job like he has
>>555640803I have a job and a house, and i think viva's great too; what now piggy
>>555634760https://youtu.be/2-Qn6dr8Y2EAll you need to see
>>555640867>toothat wasn't directed at you so it's irrelevant
>>555638563>comparing DSP to vivanigga, DSP was at least a proper lolcow at some point, he had some genuine funny momentsviva is just a faggot
>>555640614yeah he do be playing with 10% brain capacity in a bunch of those clips. like the one where he has the bbox on badwater, and walks straight into a pyro's reflect, and instead of walking back to spawn to heal up since it's literally 2 feet away, he keeps walking straight into the enemy frontline, gets killed by a scout for being way out of position, then ragequits
>>555640920I appreciate that this includes the fact that you could still be put on the losing team at the very end of a round in quickplay but you could immediately mitigate it if you so choose.
>>555641512>being able to choose your team>being able to SWITCH your team if there's room>being able to spectate, which has a variety of uses, all healthy and good for the game:-ability to manually prompt autobalance to work if the teams are imbalanced-literally anyone in the game can check and see if someone's aimbotting on either their team or more importantly the OPPOSING team-allows you to explore the map in noclip so you can quickly learn the layout and THEN jump in, instead of needing to get stomped four times while exploring like an NPC, or DL the map and load it up solo (which won't even give you a general idea of paths players take or spots they set up in), and find neat easter eggs-allows you to set up cool camera shots to record-allows you to clear dominations if you get too tilted (seriously, lots of people could benefit from this; looking at you Fish)-AND SO MUCH MORE!It really cannot be put into words how much removing such a basic set of features ruined the overall gameplay experience and contributed to the enshittification of tf2
>>555577498>australium in the prize poolWelp. Time to dust off photoshop.
>>555617690genuine slaughterhouse in the comments, its goddamn beautiful
>>555643602It's insane how obvious this all is but Zesty said tranny on twitter a few years ago and now it's a stupid back and forth.
>>555643602>>555643886I forgot I had one more thought. I think it is also insane that when you boil down the two sides they amount toa. bring back quickplay exactly as isb. Add every quickplay feature to casual until it is quickplay but slightly worse because there's no way valve will actually revert meet your match. I don't think anyone is even pro casual in any sense or thinks it adds a damn thing to the game.
>>555643886he also made a racially insensitive joke
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