Previous: >>555536780>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
calstone more like calzone gottem
CM8 DAMAGE REPORThttps://poal.me/25n9lehttps://poal.me/25n9lehttps://poal.me/25n9le
I lost...
>>555555319Teiofag...
rice isn’t that big
After having a lot of success with gutsmaxed Taishin, I recommended to my clubmate to try it out as well. This is his result:https://files.catbox.moe/8wo0cu.mp4And this is mine:https://files.catbox.moe/efpqtg.mp4Gutsmaxxing seems to work just fine
TP keeps cappingDANCHOU'S GONNA KILL ME AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE
> MANT takes too long, 40 minutes!> Tfw it takes me 1 hour to run Unity and 30+ to run URAIs this with some sort of hack to skip animations or how do they do it
>flatliners are missing this
>>555555490I'm most impressed by the time difference in URA and Aoharu you're experiencing, the extra menuing for aoharu stuff is less than 2 minutes unless you're very particular about rearranging stuff before team races. I get through Aoharu is about 20 minutes.
>>555555271Laisu!
>>555555414Ah yes, all guts
Any swiss anons wanna go to St.Moritz to watch the race on a frozen lake in february? First Race starts next sunday I believeI'm not sure because via train it would be like almost 4 hours one way and the way back seems it might be a problem if it goes on for too long
ace on my face
>>555555603The bubble checking and popping takes a while, in URA after the starting year I generally only bother with rainbows and hints
>>555555343king halo would say this all the time after every race she runs
Imagine the seethe
>>555555696I don't understand your point, should I have skipped on buying skills or what?
I knew my little crybaby had it in her
you didn't win
So waitIf your uma has a late race target speed unique skill, does it get wasted if you do not own late race accel
>>555555824I don't have to imagine
will prideful king trigger on 1200200 is about halfway through last spurt...
I don't even play the game. I just come here for the hot uma's.
>>555555910remove this image right now
>>555555993I've had it save me in a few test lobbies yeah
I wish Daiwa Scarlet was obsessed with me like she is with Vodka...
>>555555868Most people gutsmaxxing are talking about how good their duelling is, but frankly all that really matters is the fact that you hit not one but two gold accels with perfect timing.But at the end of the day, you gutsmaxxed and won, so I guess it works fine, yeah. I just don't think guts had anything to do with it, or your friend's win.
umamusume pretty derby is the best
>>555556109My Taishin would have lost if not for the long guts duel, at least for my CM
I hope you guys lose your next cm too. And the one after that too!
im not even going to bother recording this CM (i lost)
Opera O says pull for Opera https://x.com/tokui_sorangley/status/2016720116243919000
>>555555881Nice one. I had to drop mine for Tamamo. Really wish I could have gotten another CM win with Tickezo
>>555555881>Tickezo win>With the Derby Dreamer epithetExtremely based
>>555555343My King got second to Special Week, they were both mine so I'm still happy
>>555556179Or with higher wit she would have just never gotten into a position where she needed to duel in the first placeIt's not that simple but my wit taishin (900ish wit) had like 40% winrate alone
>>555556202What the fuck...
article says red shift is usable on lates/endswhy isn't it usable on front/pace? it's not like their spurt starts at a different time, right?
I am reclining...
>>555556307You want the last condition met to be the one about being in the top 5 positions to delay the proc enough to affect accel.
>>555556307Red Shift's usual activation point is way too early but it can pop after the final corner once you take 5th, so the gamble is that you move into 5th right as the late race starts which is why it's only recommended for late/end
>>555556307The idea is that the uma only reaches 5th place or better after accel is relevant. Before they are 5th, the skill doesn't trigger.I wouldn't say it's a particularly good strategy, you really want to get as close to the lead during midrace
>>555555795>8x HayahideBased and sovl
>>555556307Redshift can be 'delayed' with late/enders because they can overtake from 6 and lower to 5th. Meanwhile front and pacers will always be 5th and higher which renders redshift useless as it procs early and doesn't carry over into late race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm3UXl4nQKs&list=RDFm3UXl4nQKs&start_radio=1
>>555556373sounds comf
>wake up to another platlife's good
>>555556373you peaked
this is your reminder to get started farming dirt sparks. Suffer with me.
>>555556202Doto won't say this
>>555555490Takes me around 20 mins doing URA parent farm just G1 applicable on my umaUnity should take around 30-40 if you narrow choices speed stamina/pow and witEarly days MANT would be a pain like 1 hour until we get a hang of things and items
>>555555376Pic was taken after she popped out 3 of my kids.
>>555556373Kitasan reroller getting a taste of how it should be
>>555556673My dirt team will be Ogurin, Pasa and Falco. I am good, thanks.
>>555556109Obviously correct skill activation is still important. Yeah she hit NSM and Eshadow, but she also had pump which didn't trigger. If you look at her stats though, she's 100 speed below cap. If she didn't have guts speed to push her along, she would have certainly lost.>>555556258>It's not that simple but my wit taishin (900ish wit) had like 40% winrate aloneYeah, mine too
>>555555329>half the thread wins and the other jobsrough competition this time
>>555555376
>>555555414Funnily enough I ran into a gutsmaxed Taishin in my finals though with her wit that low you can kinda guess what happened she got 5th>>555556673Already got mine ready, thankfully. Dirt Mile Biwa will be a reality!
My Taishin jobbed to my Oguri this CM
>>555556202imposter!
I like these free 10 rolls. I hope they do more when umas I want are actually on rate-up.
>>555556865
>>555556834I lied on the poal and there's nothing you can do about it
>>555556903Oops, you're now a 1400lb incestous gay retard.
>>555556884>Funnily enough I ran into a gutsmaxed Taishin in my finals though with her wit that low you can kinda guess what happened she got 5thBad RNG most likely, or poor skill selection. You can go back to the race and check her record. Unless her trainer was a total retard, she's probably well over 35% winrate with those stats.
>>555555885But I did
>>555556236I dont like parent farming. I fucking hate parent farming. Im playing the game casual after losing CMs after CMs, game keep feeding me to whales. FUCK THIS MATCHMAKING
incest is based
>speedcappers when someone wins without speedcap"ummm ackshully"
none of the dotoposters are actually dotohaver
>>555557025you either do infinite parent runs to make your ace runs easy or do infinite ace runs hoping to highroll to make up for shit sparks. pick your poison.
>My Oguri got pace promoted and essentially cucked out of U=ma>Only triggered 777 so no ult>My Taishin decided not pop a single skillRNG can be a bitch sometimes
>>555557092my sprint TTs uma doesnt have capped speed and she goes to 5th-6th place every time at the end of the start/into midrace, pace chaser speed game
>>555557145Whens the Tachyon spark event happening? Also if its a seasonal thing whats the schedule it shows up
silence suzuka sexy tummy top
Her Power seems great to me, but okay...Are there any retard friendly Uma Musume? Please don't say Bakushin because Nishino beats me frequently and I wanna smash my phone when I see her face.
>>555557156Bro U=ma was your fault... why would you even go that route especially when lucky pace Oguri is one of the most ideal situations anywayWe are revoking your trainer license
>>555557278zensky
>>555557278Green whore’s tips suck, your whorse got blocked and no amount of power is helping you if she’s too retarded to not get blocked.
what's the parent deck for sprint
>>5555573522speed, 4 wit, 18 power sparks
>>555557292I do admit the U=ma was my own fault, my Taishin was hard carrying me anyway so that’s where my hopes had been going in. Still 900 WIT Oguri not popping her other two stam skills was RNG bending me over.
>>555557386read
>>555557346>Green whoreRude
>>555557386that's the ace deck
>>555556903Live long and do not catch on fire
AIEEEE THE UMA BREEDERS CUP GOT ADDED EARLY RICE VILLAIN HEEEELP THEY'RE AFTER ME
>>555557454>>555557459Parent runs are just failed ace runs. My point still stands.
>>555557339Does the Summer Maru work? I only have her.>>555557346So do I need Wit to not get blocked? I didn't buy any Navigational skills yet because they haven't shown up yet.
>>555557196After the 1.5 anni if I remember correctly. We are a ways away.
going to try 2x double circles + 3x X this should be 125%-25% chance to lose 2 (Xs) and chance to either draw or win. I havent checked the team >I lost because I didnt get enough level ups on my races with circles (one was mine, the other was whoever wasnt trained enough)
>>555556995>You can go back to the race and check her recordDamn I didn't know you could do thatNTA but the other trainers in my lobby had 40% WR going into finals. I had 60%. I won
>>555556995A bit of column A and B on that one, bet if this was in more races its winrate would have been higher but I feel like Taishin needs more wit than this since she doesn't have Anchor for free mid-race though they did take a fair amount of mid-race skills at least. Also I confused her for the other Taishin, this one got 4th over the other one, whoops. Can't wait to try out some guts builds in MANT and see how they do for myself.
>>555557563no it doesn'tyou're dumba bakaahohentai
>>555557568>Does the Summer Maru work? I only have her.We're just talking about winning careers, right? Yes, her career is easy.If we're talking about training for CM9, I don't know if she's good.
>>555557568just buy a recovery like trip 7 or corner recov and enjoy maru domination
WHY IS CURREN ALWAYS NAKED WHEN SHES TALKING AAA I NEED TO JERK OFF
>>555557568Sorry I didn’t really mean that in terms of a WIT thing. Sometimes your lates and ends will just run into the middle of the pack like retards, it is what it is. Especially early on.
>>555557657You're wrong and I'm right. Thats all there is to it. Case closed.
>Taishin, Hanukkah Oguri, Tama>Golshit, Kwanzaa Oguri, NatieWallahi it's so over
>>555557657I HATE CURREN
Does duty of dignity trigger when you're first? I have a bit of trouble deciphering the trigger conditions.
>pegasus stakes>centaur stakesWtf are those in umaverse?
>>555557832It does, you need to be in the top 30% of the pack.
sexo suzuka
i got tamtam How to build for Pisces? 1200 power? 1000+ stamina + 2 gold recovery? 1200 Speed?
>>555557114wrong i have her at 4*
I think i might be stupid, one of the starter missions was to train with 5 supportersI did training with five character on it multiple times in a career, do they all have to be friendship training or am i retarded or what?
>>555557886Cheers love
>first decent spark>2* mileman i stopped spark farming for cm because it was too boring, but cm9 is so far away and what else am i supposed to do with half tp
>>555557949improve your TT team
>>555557923Neither NPC unity umas and the Director/reporter count for it. You need 5 umas from your deck for it to clear
>>555557949play game. 100TP is wasted TP every 600 seconds
>>555557923They need to be your supports, the extra bitches don’t count.
>>555557986>>555558009damn, thanks
>>555557785
>>555555713Sadly just a bit too far for me.
>>555558146>every buffet restaurant in japan
>>555557438Mine had 1018 wit and still flubbed her ult by not hitting 777, it happens
>>555558146>>555558210Nuuuuuu
Do the boosted hot spring tickets not count towards the title? Could’ve sworn I was 16/18 but my most recent one with Maya didn’t count if I was.
>>555557640That's not a terrible selection of skills, but past and beyond is probably not too reliable on a character with just 344 wit. If she rushes, it won't trigger. And she has zero recoveries too, so if she rushes and it's a lengthy one she's probably dead.
>>555558179
>>555555713Yeah I wil, got tickets for all 3 days. And yes I'll go there by train. Gonna be 3 long Sundays
>Boosted hotspring>Still 0 hotspring>3rd place A finals>0 SSR free pull uma (20 pulls)Things arent looking so good for me...
>>555558814>0 SSR free pull uma (20 pulls)Same! I did get plat though. :>
>>555558814You're going to be okay, Anon. There are still a few days of free pulls and potential hotspring dates left. Things will turn around. いいこいいこ。
>>555557725Curren is a professional blueballer
I HATE CURREN
rape currection...
>>555558362I’m not too cut up about it, RNG gonna RNG at the end of the day. Taishin sandbagging is the one who will be on the end of some intense hate sex to get over it tonight.
>>555557949when is CM9?
>>555555271SEX
She is here...
energy (during career) is order, as in the opposite of chaos. or is control as the amount of control (for the player) decreases, the amount of options decreases (as well the (Sf = %chance to fail) increases)
>>555559457why is topro so funny and sexy
I remember someone posting assets from MANT renamed to Trackblazer in global. Is that legit?
>>555559479I dunno but she is my wife and mother of my kids
the amount of options/"successful outcomes" decreases, and chance for the outcome to be unsuccessful decreases, therefore it is just the no. of possible successful outcomes
is this /uma/‘s very own chinabot or is this a real person with a genetic defect
>>555559752He's just a bot/npc like Happy Meek. Kind of ironic.
>>555558716damn all 3 days? that's dedicationI'll maybe go on the first race because travelling via train is kinda expensive + then entry tickets but I also really wanna go there with my camera to take some nice pics
>>555559518Yes
>>555559752He is my son
another unity game won, time to take out the trash (87TP still)
>>555559752it showed up a few weeks ago and starting spouting random bullshitit's like /uma/'s background character, pay no mind
>>555558954Curren-chan is always putting on an act, how can we know if we've ever even seen the true Curren underneath?Also, Smarto Falco choking on a big, fat potatto
>>555559868that explains the genetic defects, then
>>555559832>>555559518what
>>555558716Here bro, saved you a bit of time
>>555559791Happy Meek is cute and fuckable though.
>>555559832> Name is already in English> It gets translatedI don't even
>>555559832wtf why though? I get Aoharu to Unity but Make a New Track is english already lmao.
>>555560032
Today my umas woke up asking for blood.I guess my TT team doesn't need to be updated until MANT rolls out.
>>555559816You wanna go on the last day, when the actual Grand Prix goes down. I got the a GA, so traveling is just a time issue. Let's just hope they dont have to cancel any day bc of bad weather/snow>>555560032Thanks, they look long and marvelous indeed.
>>555559832Why are the localizers like this?
wow just upgraded my workstation even more eficient than before!!! using startkey+arrowkey down and then right it also works with up and/or left. maybe if you set the browser to be "always on top", you can use this with uma client (maximised) to cover up all the useless stuff thats is always on in desktop
>>555560106lolcowlizers
>>555559832I like trackblazer
Tama still uses 1 single LCD monitor in 2026
>>555560382Oguri doesnt even know how to operate a smartphone let alone a pc...
Ningens make up 75% of the population and commit 95% of all crimes. Likely because everyone wants to get arrested by the hot uma police officers.
>>555560382IT WAS MY DAD'S MONITOR
>>555560382she saves the cardboard trays that frozen pizzas come on to use as foldable taco plates to eat off...
>>555560102These are the same people who ‘translated’ the word Christmas.
>>555560146O thanks for the headsup. I'll go only on the 3rd race day then, it's also after my next hospital appointment so I have that one behind me and don't have to think about it.Also the last race ending so early means that the way back home isn't actually as bad as I thought, still a long trip but I thought it would maybe be like in Aarau where its until like 5pmSee you there!
yep, looks like I'll be able to spark all uma and vb at this rate. I'm a happy boy
>>555560102Make A New Track is kinda gibberish tho
>>555560431
>>555559832Lmao I ain't typing 7 more letters for that shit
>>555560497How is "Make a new track - MANT" antisemitic? Why would this require a change? URA Finale got called URA Finale, I just don't believe it.
>>555559832I wonder if will they translate this song's title to another one since being already in English doesn't escape their sight https://youtu.be/e_5ddaRuemYThe title's kinda funny and gibberish too
>>555560497Still no clue why they went full retard on that
>>555560106"Make a New Track" sounds kind of lame, reads a little like engrish, and implies way more customizationTrackblazer is immediately more catchy, has some interesting wordplay, and makes the logo much cleaner
throwing a mcqueen career takes up more time than doing all my limbus dailies
>>555560502Good luck on your recover and all. Yeah I plan on just watching one of each type per day. I wont stay around till the end. See you there, god willing!
>>555560567because Make a new Track sounds stupid,
>>555560627the problem is that trackblazer is a name for Bourbon's gold recovery
>>555559832Is this how it's called in KR server too? I know KR called its aoharu as Unity Cup first
>>555560625Antisemitism in a game right before the release of Tamamo Cross, the first openly Jewish umamusume, would be a terrible look.
>>555560708How? From all the scenarios it's the one that makes the most sense for a horserace sim.
>inb4 they "translate" grand live and grand masters to something else Cygames tl team here. Please suggest some names
Taishin parent for Capricorn, Brian or Maruzensky?
>>555560709They'll change that to if they feel it's necessary.Just like they changed magna to omega then omega to ultima.
>>555560771Brian
>>555560768big livebig masters
>>555560708People who think "Make a New Track" is a good English-language name are perhaps beyond help. I mean it'd be okay if they stuck with that because we're used to goofy English in Japanese games, but it obviously sounds stupid to any native English speaker with any sense
>>555560768Grand Live probably becomes soothing like Grand Show or Grand Concert
>>555559832 (me)The future scenario names aren't in the client yet, but have likely already long been decided based on the BGM track names.https://vgmdb.net/album/126944Unity CupTrackblazershttps://vgmdb.net/album/135392Grand ConcertGrandmastershttps://vgmdb.net/album/147204Project ArcU.A.F. Ready, GO!Hearty! Harvest! Gourmet FestivalEngage! Mecha Umamusume
>>555560627Make a New Track is literally the theme of the scenario. You make your own goals. Just ignore the fact that every race became your own goal due to Cygames balancing kek
>>555560102Since Cygames does all the translation in house, i'm pretty sure it's a deliberate choice to have the names of the scenarios be different so that if you were to look up "MAKE A NEW TRACK" you wouldn't find a mix of JP and Global content. >but muh christmasProbably because either their trannylators wanted it or because they didn't want to take the gamble of just keeping it merry christmas, which is dumb because they didn't change any voicelines.
>>555560709Trackblazer is the fan-translated name of an unreleased Bourbon's skill. There's zero issue.
>>555560768> Grand mastersCan't have that, masters connect to slavery to the American mind. Someone being better than another as a whole is an oppressive concept too. We should call this scenario "Esteemed peers"
>boot up Umamusume on PC>Uma shout "Umamusume" in a very deep voiceW-what happened to this game!!! Did they add a land whale to the game?
>>555560660Oh yeah what kind of seating did you choose? Considering it's not that long of a race day maybe ill just stand around instead of paying extra for seating
>>555560768Epic ConcertGreat Scholars
>>555560906>Grand Concertew
>>555560709non-issue.>>555560627yeah its a fun play on words. Trailblaze but for racetracks. It still didn't need to be done. That said, I'm an FGO player so I know ALL about retarded devs forcing new terminology into the english version 2 years later for no fucking reason. Playerbase lost their shit when Fairy Knight got localized to Tam Lin.
>Make a New TrackSOVL>TrackblazerCHATGPT "GENERATE ME TOP 10 COOL NAMES FOR MY NEW SCENARIO" SOUNDING AAHHHH TITLE
>>555560625There has been a Western push to replace Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays to be ‘inclusive’, and the translations industry is full of progressive retards who are happy to push this rubbish. It’s just that simple at the end of the day.
>>555561004>disrespecting the overlordDeath penalty
>>555560976the skill is literally in the game right now retardbro
>>555560976bro??
>obey your masters>awaken my masters
>>555561004biwa is not that big!!!
>>555561005Always standing. I wanna be close to the frozen lake. Gotta put on my thermal underwear and good winter jacket on tho. It's a lot colder there.
>>555560906>Project Arcdunno why theyd remove the L
I HATE THE RERUN OF THE LOCALISATION EPISODE
selecting all the races in a parent run gotta be the most boring part and it's gonna be every run in MANTlet me bulk select or save a preset or something
>>555561161> Cygames! This sounds racist to the Americans!> Cygames: Ah, my bad, we'll change the name> <Obey the jews>
>>555561270bwo your agenda?
Do you not know?
>>555561217thanksyeah i'll def go do some shopping for better clothing before it lmao
>>555561172I can think of something of hers that are big...
>>555561270>let me bulk select or save a preset or something...anon, they added that feature months ago
>>555561270>he doesn't know
>>555561161nice unc reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
>>555561281That's what it already was in the first place>Pay the Butler>compensate your employees for the work they do>Obey your Master>shut up wagie you'll do what your jewish overlords tell you to do.
>>555561221Technically the l' is a mistakeThe Arc de Triomphe is the name of the monument 'l is a preposition
>>555561328Good underwear and gloves are a must. It's like -3°C there right now
>>555561365>>555561367>>555561304>Have been just selecting my G1s every time a run starts for monthshuh, I guess I am a retard
>sprint CM registration in 3 daysbwos?
>do 5 borrow runs>TP replenishes faster than I can use it>start another runi fucking hate this stupid ass event
>>555561478in 2 weeks
>>555561447Haha… You’re such a retard! Not me though…
>>555561549Stop fucking smoking already! No wonder you're not growing!
I fucking hate how Super Creek can fail training at full energy and just tank three turns because fuck you.
Tama buys her underwear at the flea market...
>>555561442Well shit, guess we better tell the French.
Tama's underwear is full of fleas...
>>555561394>Jojo anime was 14 years agoWTF
>>555561549How much would a freshly worn pair of Nishino Flower’s socks set me back?
>>555561447RETARDGOD
>>555561637I want to find Tama-chan and tell her all the poor people jokes I know.
>>555561631useless horse
Is head on mandatory on a pache chaser or does the rng nature of it make it pointless when you have a bunch of other accels?
>>555561447i've been watching a tiny umatuber recently and he doesn't use preset agendas and it drives me nuts. I keep telling him to make presets and he keeps saying "yeah i should do that. we'll do it next run"I'm gonna lose my shit.
>>555561729he’s engagementbaiting you bro you shoud get out asap…
>Game only gets good after L'ArcEveryone here should be chilling right now, grow your carat stash and collect some nice Umas along the way
>>555561721of course it is
>>555561729>watching small streamersyou were doing some grooming but it seems he's ahead of your game
connecting on the same wavelength to cygames during career mode and talking to the horse (telepathically)
King was going to win but the Goldship dueled my Oguri and Oguri won basically catapulting her into 1st placeKing shouldn't even be that high but it's league B so I suppose it's a bad golshiThat S golshi had everything except wit was too low, like 350?There's an S rank Xoguri with max speed/wit, 700 stamina and 800ish power, but somehow landed in 6th place, she lacked accel I think? She had no accel skils, just velo skills: PoC, It'sOn, NSM, SpeedStarDoes this make sense? Idk, I'm still trying to understand the game
>>555561821me on the left
>>555561821L'arc scenario is peak comfy.
>>555561679damn we better get her out of those flea ridden panties then!
Easy on the fortune cookies Fuku...
>>555561729...is it me??
>>555561821I really can't wait for them to implement all the good shit from JP on globalThe most i'm looking forward to is catching up fully with JP tho, I'd love to onionpog on new uma news at the same time as my JPbros do instead of seeing it years in advance.
I hope they giga accel MANT and make it 3 months or somethingthen give us auto parent runs
is there a list of banned filterwords that you arent allowed to type (1984)
>>555561980oguris unique is the acceleration if it procs on the correct timeprobably missed a recovery activation
>>555562091>CM every week
>with magfes that's 12 free runs a day for me, that's about 30-40 mins >12 of those runs will be a single sparkhow'd JP stomach this
i hope MANT lasts forever because f2pfags and dolphins won't be winning anything after that
>>555562073at current rate it would take us 7 years to catch up to JP
>release MANT >But also release reworked ura and unityYou rike??
>>555561637Do horsegirls really make nothing from the races they win or their merch? Do all the profits go directly to the school? What the fuck do the horses do after they graduate then?Since s3 showed that their careers end before they even finish school, it seems like a shitty path. Kind of similar to idols, yet there's never a shortage of girls wanting to become one.
>get to group A>be 3rd>get to group B>be 1st>againWhat am I supposed to do with this information?
>>555562201What part of 'they were born to run' do you not get?
>>555562147Xoguri, right? She just needs that to win?That shit is scary
>>555562168>uma will EOS before we catch up with JP>>555562201do you think highschool-uni athletes make money irl?
>>555562201do the real horses make anything from the running they do?
>give up rice showers maestrom for 40 skill points>get fast learner awwwwwwwww!
>>555562294they do if theyre big and get sponsored by nike
Going back in time and getting Tama to buy bitcoin and all the big stocks
>>555561549How much would a freshly worn pair of Nishino Flower’s panties set me back?
>>555562313It's not fair...
>>555562168i'd like to think at some point there gotta be a point where they're like "okay the game is behind a few months, might as well do a last spurt and release everything on the same time"There isn't much point being a couple months behind and slowly creep up to JP. Right now they're working on events and training scenarios from the past but down the line it will reach a point that when they develop something new for JP they will work for global on it at the same time, where I would like to think would just be good for them to catch up completely. >>555562294With FGO NA/Global still running successfully I really think you underestimate how low maintenance it can be to run a version like this inhouse. Global has already raked in a ton of cash as of the last earnings report from Cyberagent
Tama used the 10k bitcoin time traveler anon gave her to buy the team a pizza...
>>555562201ironically its pretty clear for the most part they dont want to acknowledge money in-verse, even though Tama is a massive poorfag.
>>555562313stallions get to breed mare pussy daily if they perform well
just finished using up my tp with fan runs im going to sleep
>MUH TRACKBLAZER>MUHKE A NEW TRACKALRIGHT THEN SMART GUY HOW ABOUT (You) PROPOSE A NEW TITLE FOR THE SCENARIO
>>555562612LET MY BOY KITASAN RUN! HE DOESNT EVEN WANNA BREED THAT MUCH!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQ1bJUx-NQHJvwYE3Jcs9UP5aFVdWwoPVZc5Z7GN3oUGyB7-Rl8YZ48y-lJEvFWTGIrQmOa-yTehPkK/pubhtml#gid=1772302825>8 years 8 months
>>555562630blaze a new track
>>555562147>>555562283her ult is just .2 accel. That is not enough. That's why anyone who posted pace Xog w/o A&S was retarded, including the esports 18k shill. NSM on her is just a gamble attempt if there are fronts.
there should be a red/debuff skill that makes you cut infront of and block other umas all the time it would be cool
>>555562630Craft a Novel Course
>>555562728>least subtle Brianfag
>>555562630Make a Trail to Blaze
>>555562630Go Your Own Way
>>555562630bake a new bread
>>555562630"BLM snoop floydd smoke fent on da whitehouse track, and rape" scenario
>>555562750that got Super creek disqualified from Arima Kinen...
Follow the Bakushin Road
>>555562630"Just bee yourself."
>>555562630Trackcraft
>>555562825Not yet
>>555561657...Do you know what the race name meansThink about it for a second
>>555562630Make A New Trainee
>>555562741Was my assumption correct that the Xoguri lacked accel? Pls be patient, I'm kinda retarded
it's almost here operagawds
>>555562476Which umas would be entirely different characters if they had more wealth and power than the Satonos and which umas would remain uncorrupted and mostly the same?
>>555562847not cool, rape is a very serious crime and you people shouldn't joke of it
>>555562630Mihono a Bourbon
>>555562232You were simply born in the wrong generation
>>555562750it's called running out of stamina on your runaway
>>555562201my theory is that umamusume world is horse heaven.they live their whole lives being subordinate to their human handlers. In the afterlife they get to be human, do all the fun things they see humans do, never have to carry a human around ever again, and still get to enjoy the best parts of being a horse - enjoying carrots, running, and having thousands of people watch you run.A horse doesn't know why humans come watch them. A horse has no concept of money. They just know that people get REALLY emotional over the races. So in horse heaven, there is no money being exchanged. Humans come to the races solely to marvel at how amazing the horsegirls are.
>>555562973i’m shaking in my boots man i wanna pull do bad (that’s called dedication)
>>555562851in uma game. also it should do that and then slow down (not brake check tho) so they cant take advantage of slipstream / you cant take advantage of playtimes over it would be cool (based on if someone wants to make 2-3 blockers) to use that skill with other skills
Okay but how will they change the name of the American Scenario?
>>555562630>>555562824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAzpJnacCJ0
Marry A Nice Trainee, like Mayano suggested
>>555562565hachimi costs 1500 yan
>>555563027ok but how do u reconcile the fact that there are currently alive horses in your supposed “horse heaven”?you’re a fraud and your theory isn’t much better
>>555563037yeah but it's clear they want to keep the rules of real horse racing the same as in the game and in uma in generalit's a highly dangerous move so they would never add it in the game
>>555562970probably, post it if you want more in depth critique and/or anons to be snarky asses. Accel is god in this game when it comes to the most critical part of winning. If something wins with little to no accel beyond power, it's just one of those rng flukes the game has. They'd likely lose the same race 9/10 times
>finish a career run>look at TP>93/100send help
>average finals lobby is 9k>anything below 8k is shitters lobby>got 3rd place in 11k lobbyI don't feel so bad anymore
turtleturtle turtletortoise turtle end of track turtle tortoise
>>555563040Bed Bath and Umas
>>555563124heaven exists outside the flow of time.>>555563040Breed A New Umamusume
>>555562565This dumb bitch has refused to show up and I got spooked by 4 new Umas, I'm still waiting on the last free pulls to spark her
At this point I'm surprised the localizers didn't rename all the actual races.
>>555563115
>>555563040To infinity and beyond
> Acupuncturist showed upTook a while, thought she was dead in Unity
>>555563176>I don't feel so bad anymoreyou suuuure?
>>555563226do you have soup where your brain is supposed to be?
>>555563040did they actually release an American scenario? what's special about it
What are they scheming?
>>555563315Were breeding Umas
>>555563332They are brainwashing the CEO of umaracing into more orang propaganda, and it's working.
>>555563226Well duh it's because they're actual races that they don't rename them. Just like they didn't rename some characters for no reason like in some other game.
>>555563209I sparked her without waiting for the rolls at all. I was gonna flatline but logged in before they made the announcement. Though, wouldve lost a rainbow shard anyway so.. and wouldnt be able to watch finals possibly. Hoping can at least use the last 10 uma on cards insteadI do fucking love Tama though, she wedged herself right into my crowded af top umas. And her career is tied with King for me as best.
>>555563168
>>55556317611k lobby is the average
>>555563332Clearly taking over Tracen Academy and the whole sport of uma racing. Fuku saw it in her crystal ball.
>
>>555563367>>555563428Wao...
>>555563332Evil Orange Umas...
my 3star sparks are always attached to almost zero whites.
umamusume pussyumanko
>>555563332raping their torena
>ctrl+f archives hoguriLots of localizers and Jew trainers here huh...
>>555563393But how come VF is at 11k with 85% winrate? The scoring doesnt make sense
my tortoise horse (still) doesnt finish mediumsI thought that less speed would get her to finish without running out but I havent seen her race yet. no front runner -speed on the final stretch skill though anyway
i hate christmas oguri.it doesn't fucking matter. it doesn't matter that my horses have long s. it doesn't matter that taishin proc'd every single skill she had. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHEN YOUR HORSES DO EVERYTHING RIGHT BECAUSE WHEN THIS FAT FUCK DECIDES IT WANTS TO WIN, IT JUST DOES, AND I CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT.WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T EVEN THE BEST TRACK FOR HER??? I WAS LUCKY THAT TAISHIN HAPPENED TO BE META THIS CM BUT AM I REALLY STUCK WITH HAVING TO BE *JUST* NOT GOOD ENOUGH EVERY SINGLE CM IF I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE TO THE META??? i've been asking myself this exact question since leo cup and at this point i don't even think this is worth it anymore. i'm too tired to even think about putting any stock in capricorn, and i sure as hell don't wanna stick with mant. unless divine intervention comes think i'm done with this game for the next couple months.
i hope my trainee doesn't rape me
I've ran over 10 careers today but it refuses to go down................
>>555563537I prefer AMOguri
>>555563390She’s not updated bwo
WHY WON'T YOU [ run out of TP ] !!!
>>555563537I honestly wanted holidays oguri to be a thing, because it's so funnyTrannylators still delivered >>555563592 but I assume it was unintentional
>>555563587Anons said theres gonna be x2 TP usage 12 hours from now due to event
>>555563653works on my machine
>>555562201Tap Dance City's career talks about them getting money iirc
>>555563587>I've ran over 10 careers todaywhy
DANCHOU RELEASE ME MY TP REFUSES TO GO DOWN
i on 77TP after doing 2 careers and I took out the trash...
>>555563537oguri is a ho simple as
what's this hobo doing here? you won one g1 bro
>>555563314We know what you are
>>555563653We've only gotten game data updates, works for me
>>555563736I have to pass the time while I'm working...
>>555563574hard to pity a taishin/golshi user
you dont need 1200 speed if you have a debuffer. hehe
i only lost to dmas oguri twice through the whole cm
Hopefully my dogshit CM finals RNG means I'll pull Opera and Urara in under 100 rolls
>>555555271My gf and my sistergf
I haven't really lost against božićcap this CM, mostly it was just gold ships getting out of control
>>555563574should have just played front bwo no gambling there
>>555563574>IF I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE TO THE META???>look inside>Taishit + Goldshit
>>555563927This but Taishin
At least my club carat gibs went from A to A+ this month that should compensate for my shitty finals...
>>555563176>went 3rd in a 8k lobby with no hannukah capI am the statistical anomaly
>>555563786guess that’s a yes
>>555563574>Gold Ship>Taishin>I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE TO THE METAYou're already there.
>>555555713I'm interested in going. I'll also be going by train. You and the other Swiss anon are going on the last Sunday?
>>555563574No sympathy for a Taishin userI may even go as far you deserve it for using GolshiYou will use Taishin next CM too I bet
>>555563574this is a discord copypasta
>>555564046Mambro...
>>555563574let me guess, your third is another endshitter
>>555562201>Since s3 showed that their careers end before they even finish schoolMan by the time you even get to season three the likes of Rudolph and Maruzensky have been at Tracen for over thirty years.
Rare instance of this event being godlike
I got fast learner again! im so happy!
>thread seething about Taishin when she's actually good on a trackLet me guess? You were spamming Potential Uma the last 7 CMs right?
>>555563381Considering how vile trannylators are they probably wanted to, among other things.
don’t really get the taishin seethe bwos
WHERE IS THE BOTLOCAUST???? IT WAS PROMISED TO ME WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
>>555564104I'm planing to go every to race day. My Sunday's are usually free and I dont have to pay extra for train tickets.
>>555564403After the paid selector trust the plan
>>555562728Oof. Good shit.
>>555564391it's funnyshe has always been pretty strong but hard to train
>>555563027>umamusume is horse heaven>Brian still gets hip arthritis as a schoolgirl, can't run in the Spring Tenno Sho, and her career slumps forever Truly the Three Goddesses work in mysterious ways.
>>555564403Botniggers will in a rude awakening in MANT
>>555564524>Teio's legs keep breaking
>>555564524for every brian with arthritis there's a rice shower who doesn't break her leg and get euthanized on the track
what is this general's opinions of humble trainers like me who train Neicha
>>555564524She gets to umaypoi with her beloved trainer and marry him later. She'll manage.
>>555564560i only bot ura mate idm actually playing the others
YOOOOWhat the fuck happened to you
you guys aren't ready for Neo Universe career if you are already making theories like this
>>555564615Does she FUCKING STINK or are you training ace Naties? Based if the latter.
>>555564519she is specifically very strong in arima kinen due to track bonus synergy
>>555564795She is clean but she gives everyone the stink eye.
>>555564671They have updoots there?
YOU DESERVE RAPE
>>555564671all she needs to do is get rid of the stupid forehead braid and I'd like her.
>>555564795Me on the left cleaning Neicha
>>555564887kuyashii DEEEEESU...
>>555564645I guess my sister-in-law is lucky after all
>>555564898I'll kill you.
>>555565052agreed
>>555564403STFU
>>555564898gayest post ITT
>>555564795why is part of her swimsuit pixelated?
>>555565052>>555565204neither of you actually like forehead braids. you just never stopped to think how stupid they are and are mad at me for bringing it to your attention.you'll never unsee how dumb they look.you'll pretend you don't care out of spite, but it'll haunt you forever.
>>555565052Soda neigh
>>555565326erm it's a hair ornament actually not actual braids
im going dog mode
>>555565497like spe's?
Didn't ass.
Yeppers?
>>555565514No way...
>>555565110Teio is for kidnapping.
>>555565514hehe seggs
which uma got that dawg in her frfr
>>555565685Dogs are for patting, not for clapping.
orange pits
>>555565790are you asking for a patting
>>555565746
I've turned your Suzuka into strawberry cake.
>>555565853Yes!
>>555565961more like sexo strawberrycake
>>555565746curren and falco
Imagine being mad at this fatty lmao.
Curren whore
does this work?
>>555565961Is that allowed?
>>555566090
what support card gives you the debuff front runner speed late skill
where.is.the.oguri.cryer.
>>555566148God, she is cute
>>555566203Oguri never cries, so it doesn't exist. And if it somehow did, the universe would implode.
>>555566162Always pet the Oguri before eep.
>>555566203That would be illegal to make/post
>>555566148is she a hafu?
I have 113 followers now (again)
>5 runs done>check TP>60
>>555566148menhera kino
>>555563686>>555563814what emulator are you using?
>>555566435No, she's a strawberry cake
only 50TP left...
>>555566486I have seen some yandere suzuka pictures popping up recently
>>555565746taiki lowkirk
>5 mood downs during runYeah, I should've quit 4 mood downs ago.
>>555566342And belly rubs!
>>555566581never play air groové
>imagine being mad at this fattyspoken like a true cow I could feel you walking across country borders you fat piece of shit. nigger larper
>do one (uno) parent run>have a turf parent nowheh I'm too good at this game
>>555566638It was Bakushin...
>>555566576>desert pizzawhat the CRAP
>>555566581I got like 9 mood down on my last oguri run. Massively tanked my stats
>>555566576why would she do italians like this bwo
>>555566681>power 2>stamina 1ganbare!
>>555565894
>>555565746das it mane
neighbour smoking heroin and all ive got is umamusume for that
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>555566731this is their punishment for being worst allies.
I tried to make a jiggie but I'm getting errors so I'll just complain here instead
>>555566681Best of luck bwo. I’m still out here grinding Risky Business and Groundwork onto a mummy Creek.
>>555566576>umas with feeder fetishes instead of the other way roundWOAH.....
>>555566875sexo suzuka
>>555566576taiki is good with her hands
controversial but i like trackblazer more than make a new track, what the hell is a make a new track supposed to mean, uma builders?
>>555566731Italo-brasiliani do that all the time tho
>>555566609She's already got that down pat but always good to consider!
>>555566937Many such cases
>>555566994for me, its the BLM snoop floydd smoke fent on da whitehouse track, and rape scenario
Groovy...
>>555566576Hmmm nyes taiki season the pizza with your sweet and slightly bitter armpit sweat yesss
>>555560102"Make a New Track" sounds stupid though. The director already made a new track in URA, yet it wasn't called MANT.
>>555566994It means blaze a new track.
>>555567063Shouldn't you americans be sleeping at this time? What a terrible post.
>>555567063>making the same unfunny joke twiceBlow your brains out nigger
Okay, but do we build any new tracks in MANT?
>>555567081Ohh I get it! Air BOOB!
>>555567169Rice would say this
BLM snoop floydd smoke fent on da whitehouse track, and rape scenario
>>555566576>>555566683>>555566731Noooooo Taiki you can't put whipped cream and strawberries on circular dough!Think of the Italians!
WHY IS TP STILL 90/100FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>555565746Taiki ShuttleDurandalBlast OnepieceKitasan Black
I want a crepe with whipped cream and strawberries now...
im ngl this half-tp lowk pmo worst shit they implemented in game
>>555567209I want to eat one of those dumbass cookie pizzas again
>>555566576Kek this alone makes this a must pull for me
>>555567317>again
It's literally impossible to play the game without masturbating while on Summer Spe's career.
if I was eating something and some spazzy fucking shitalian started basedfreaking out I would punch its fucking lights out and then stomp on its head because those subhumans are so far gone that they will go back and start complaining about it like im in the wrong because of the societial reinforcement of their shit country
>>555566576How broken will Italian Taiki be?
>>555567391UmaMusume?
>>555567370
>>555567391Do we have any Italian Umas?
>>555567391
>>555567475even in umagen they make it all about eating food "properly". many stereotypes through all of the yuop countries and through. they arent people
>>555566576>2nd altTaiki is now up there among the dev favs
>>555563168Whats that soruce for this animation? Ive been looking since like last year, and cant find it
>>555567585it's all part of the agent orange propaganda I tell you the oranges will control cygays from inside
>>555567581yea screw them for trying to protect their long standing traditions from becoming americanized slop like the rest of the worldtop yourself yank
>>555567541
mamamamamameeeeeia I cannote use up all this TP withouta making my pissaproperly anda go plumbing! Isa bipiobipiabopiabipia NEED da zaponiapipoinabippybappa za to be pressed in my buttcheeks to geta ze genine olive oil in it and put every specific ppart of it on properly entirely, justa like everything else! my whole personality is plubming and consoominga foods!
>>555567725But Suzuka still has only 1 alt
>>555567725So you're telling me Fuku 2nd alt soon?
>>555567786And 500 buffs ingame
>>555567826Burqa Fuku soon
>>555567770aaamammamia I am such a boring subhuman nothing cattle that if someone eats food wrong I ama insulted! my life is so bland anda I got nothinga else so my whole thing is howaIeat da carbs! this is the umamusume general not your own "battleground" against bad cuisine you boring nothingperson chattel
>>555564417I'm a jobless NEET, so I can only afford to go once, which I'll do on the last day. Are you purchasing the Stehplätze ticket?
>>555567773ironically the only people (other than Italians) who give a fuck about muh traditional Italian pizza are American tourists
When will my girls get another alt in JP?
geta fuck out of here you massive goyim freak consoom oink oink piggy oink and snob your snout up at how people consoom (your entire country is animal farm)
Why yes, I will be sparking cheerleader King Halo.
>>555567585>vodka still only has 1 altthis is a crime against tomboys and alcoholics
Is she useful at all or is she just a worse standard Top Gun?
>>555567541Pokke, Tickezo, Air Groove are all half italian.(irish)
>>555568043lollmao
>>555568092thats based
Which Uma has the most alts?
>>555568105She's scarier than Taishin to me. Hate when I see her, she zoooooms from 9th to 1st once late race begins. OG Maya sucks dick in comparison.
>>555568043when fuku gets another so never
time to get through another 15TP + 1 borrow wasting them but on grass wonder where she runs JP cup + kinens anyway
>>555567906Understandable, yeah I wanna be as close as possible to the horsies and snow. No point sitting around (especially when its cold). You should get your train tickets now. There are still discounts for the good connections
>>555568325
>>555566435No. Maruzensky's VA is and SHE'S cute too.
make the dick white faggot
>>555568325Me and my wife
>>555568325Will she be a good mother?
Kita-chan, watch out!!! Dia is in rape mode!
>>555568105velocity ult if top halfaccel ult if bottom half
>>555568325tachyon_surprised.jpg
>>555568243all of them only have 2 at most, but the first one to get a 3rd one will most likely be Kingu or Suzuka, they're the dev's favorites
>>555568243No one has more than 3 trainee versionsTokai Teio has 6 support SSRs
>>555568325I recognize that d-I mean... SEX! The advertisers!
>>555567585>Remembers Mecha Biwa existsBiwa LOVE though she can always use more
>>555568505Run Kita, I'll hold her off!
>>555568531kingu!
crop your porn you horny freaks
>>555568531Doesnt Suzuka have only 1 alt, being the summer version?
>>555567585a lot of umas have 2 altsthe picnic one looks better anyway
>>555568325YEEES
>>555568531
>>555567541sounds of earth is an italiaboo
7 and this is the run
>>555568563>I recognize that d--aiwa scarlet?
>>555568105if you look at any japanese tierlist (people who actually know about the game) both wedding Mayano is rated really high in both mile and middle, while cat Mayano is part of the long trifecta alongside red Kita and NY Operawhy is that? good growth, skills, and her unique is stronger than it looks. but most importantly, her higher chance of getting fast learner compared to other umas
>>555568652I dont care about that but be horny with us too
>>555568482NUMBER ONE MOTHER AND WIFE
It's been 5 years since the last el condor tatas alt.... this is discrimination des!!!
>>5555688187 and this isn't the run
+10 skill pts wit training pre-derbyim poggin
>>555568818Oh shit it is the run
>>555568769Kita rojo is still fairly new (december 2023)
>>555568652shut up bitch
>>555568878they should give her an alt with even more blatant Latinx stereotyping, like a big sombrero and a poncho
>>555568969pleraaaaaaaaaaaaaese post the full thing or a sauce
wtf is a CNN classifier
cuntvolutional nude nutwork
wtf is a CNN
>TP was at 80 3 hours ago>play some careers to get dirt shoes>TP is at 74 now
>>555568818>>5555688847 says this is IT!
>>555568958I don't know why you're telling me that, but that's when she came out, yeah.
6th 8th 9th in my CM final, it's actually so over
>>555568684oh right, I quit JP around 2024 so I thought she got another one already
>>555569039It's classified Mejiro content
wtf
>>555569028How about just a collab with cerveza cristal
>>555569110https://youtu.be/tgB491zXQxs
If we are on accelerated schedule, how long it is until we catch up to jp server?
>>555569189ears aren't that floppy
>>555569110Cuma News Network
>>555569189Making more Mejiro's with Ryan-chan...
Thoughts?
>>5555692488 years and a half
WORK HARDER SWEEPYTP IS NOT GONNA DEPLETE ITSELF SWEEPY
>>555566576>Welcome to America>Here's Taiki again but this time she's the ArchitectThey really can't get anyone in the US to lend their umas huh...
Was getting pumped to boot up the game after wage hours and see the result myself. Lost to Taishin first and XOguri second. Finished third place. Sigh. I'm disappointed with myself, I didn’t train hard enough this round. My job and personal stuff have been getting in the way. I've failed to meet my uma's expectation and let them down. Again.
>>555569292She needs to hang out with Ogurin and Spechud.
>>555569342your umamusumes appreciate you and don't think you failed them at all
>>555569342you get used to itthis is my 3rd CM defeat and my recover speed is faster than ever
>>555569342good luck next time
My soulful long frontrunner team got absolutely destroyed by metafags in the first two rounds so I just subbed in my Libra horses for the B finals to seal club and heemed these noobies by DSTEat shit B-ggers, it's not my faultthis tryhard community brough this upon you, not me
>curren and falco picI'M GETTING ANGRY
>>555569301Sweepy works for CNN
>>555569517this is my 3rd cm win funny how the perspective is different
>>555569342>that panelIs that CG?
>>555569292Fucking the shit out of Orfevre then taking a pic of her making a retarded post-orgasm face while doing a double peace sign and sending it to Dream Journey
>>555569342What order am I supposed to read this shit in?
>>555569342who's gonna voice young Roppei
>crying this much over CM almost 9 events innewgen gacha players wouldn't survive guild wars
>>555569659I'm positive it's hand drawn
>>555569659It's not CG, those panels are handdrawn
>>555569659Yes it is indeed Code Geass
>>555569762>>555569778
extremely funny
>>555569737Nothins says burn out more than not giving a shit about losing on something you put effort on. If that ever happens to me I'll just quit this game.
>>555568961Having to be a backup dancer is the greatest humiliation for an uma.
>>555566203i mean i would make one but I figured it'd only be a matter of time until someone else made it since the character is so popular
>>555569737The difference is you barely have any control on what will happen during finals
>>555569737And you oldgen fags have abandoned to the strings and lost the divine spark of humanityYou are a literal npc who's eyes no longer see beyond mediocrity and who's mind doesn't even comprehend your own surrenderYou are disappointing
>>555569871umamusume taught me exactly that: it's ok to not be ok with losing. blowing it off as not bothering me was the avoidant mentality in the first place
and I hate Europeans
>win cm>5 minutes of euphoria and then move on to the next uma grind>lose cm>feel like shit all day, I failed my girls, have to resist the urge to shit up /uma/Why is it like this...
>>555569871when I win, I congratulate my umas for giving me the opportunity when I lose, I blame myself for being a bad trainer simple as
>>555569342I don't care anymore... I got the same results as the last cm by just slotting my TT umas...
>>555570065>>feel like shit all dayI am STILL salty about getting fucking kidnapped in Scorpio and I just got SagPlat
>>555568961>Would you mind telling that those to the who came backup in 2nd dancers? and below?
uma funny thread moments compilation #498
>>555570065Oh, the common>win>feel nothing>lose>day ruinedSomething something dopamine receptors i think
>>555569871it's not "not giving a shit about losing"it's "getting over it"
>>555570065>5 minutes of euphoriaI'm still happy 14 hours later
>>555566731I'm italian and I don't care, I'm actually more offended that her tits are covered
>>555570065this so much this
>>555570186I hate that game, my dextery is not what it used to be
Sprint cm789811137898111378981113
Biwa's huge BIWAS
>win CM>feel nothing>see all the post-CM posting about anons in despair and wanting to quit the game over their CM results>feel joy
>>555570238>I hate that gameWell yeah, it's a rage game, you're supposed to get mad.
>>555570250Her name is Hayahide
>>555568956Woah
>slot my last longslop ace>winThe true answer is to just be lazy
wen day is dark always rember happy day
poggers! I got white sparks for hesitant front, flustered pace + flustered end skills too
>>555569331We have Sundayman if necessary
>>555570383Post stats and skills I want to tell you it wasn't the run
HAYAHIDE's HUGE HAYASit works even better that way
I'm unironically excited for the new year story event because of Opera, she's the funniest uma
>>555570357bigwa hugehead
poggers! I got white sparks for hesitant front, flustered pace + flustered end skills on this parent too
She is very cute, it would be awesome if she didn’t job every single fucking race in her career
>>555570383>>555570452I got fuck all hints so it's not the run to most anons but it is to me
>>555570065just like in real horse racing
>>555570476it’s true
>>555570248One more slut789811137898111378981113
>>555570587>double circle competitive spiritbased gamblechad
>TP 80/100>was 90/100 before runI MIGHT be able to empty my TP before reset.might.
>>555567773At least it's not, and may the goddesses pardon me for saying this, deep-dish pizza
There might be an uma in this thread right now.
im so mad
>tp 100/100>rp 5/5
you have to play the gamefor him
>>555570480
>>555570463I’d take Biwa both ways, depending on her preference
my TP is down to 34 but I have 2 borrows left with that debuffer/parent that wont get much better sparks than I got... so im branching off to a nice nature parent (at least it will be legacy 2 of 2)
>>555570792Don't sulk, Mayachi. You're less cute when you frown.
CM? wonTT score? over 600krainbow shard? claimedshoes? given and requested career? nah I'm taking a break until the event, sorry danchou
You know15 TP event surely makes botters really obvious right
>>555570730>you got any games on your phone?Horses are so fuckin weird. And cute.
I wish the game was like this always
>imagine my uma getting trained by another trainer>get a chub
>>555571062Why would the botters be playing any differently with the event? You make back the carats when you spend them for TP, as long as you finish the run.
>>555571062Find some then
>>555571059subhanallah i will throw this demon into the hotpot
>>555571137Took her to the onsen too
>>555571193Post-race carats are always in the "BONUS" section of the gibz, aren't they? Boy, have I got news for you!
>>555570250her trainer is so lucky
>>555571059slop? posted
it's shrimple
>>555571193>You make back the carats when you spend them for TP, as long as you finish the run.What
>>555571059Even Kitasans weasel form is kinda sexy
>>555571059why is that thing wearing lipstick
>>555555271My team trial team idea (I'm new and about to promote into rank 4).I am planning to have an ace and then use everyone else as a 1200 speed sharing monkey. Also think everyone should use sympathetic heart and aces should all use lone wolf if possible. Am I correct with this approach?
>>555571193anons here are doomposting about potentially doing 5 careers per day, nobody here actually grinds
>>555571346Only leftists and western twitter "artists" (same thing) hate AI art.
>>555570730>can’t see shit, try to smell>don’t recognise the smell, gotta take a lookgoober
>>555571478debuffs give less points and you get more points if your umas place well so I suggest you don't make 6 debuffers for TT
>>555568325canon
>>555571478Everyone should have 1200 speed.
>>555571504can smell the curry over here maybe go bathe in the ganges real quick ranjit
>>555571478You promote to class 5 just by filling the roster with anything and can then bother to make high TT scoring umas which are nothing like what you described, obviously 1200 speed is default but it's mostly about activating literally any skills, ideally golds, to farm score. You don't need consistent winners, you only have to hit it big once a week.
>>555571478TT heavily incentives placing high with all umas and activating a lot of skills to do it. It might work but just building three decent umas with as many golds as you can get and afford is likely to do better.
>>555571504Brownest post in like 10 threads
what would you do in this situation
>>555571592I thought the most important thing in terms of point gain is winning, so I have to focus on winning. I'm not rank 6 where I'm vs meta players who are skilled, the teams I face rn are very weak, and I think I can cheese them with one good ace. But I'll consider it, thanks
>>555571739Let her win of course.
>>555571739the rules of the game dictate that i must play. whatever happens, happens.
>>555571739yell at her for being too poor to even stack cards correctly
>>555571739mating press x4
>>555571739why is she an eevee
>>555571698CM is over. We need to recharge our spiritually brown tamashii.
>>555571137Ah! Ah! Your Biko/Kitasan/Sweep combination in the middle of summer... it's too big! The stat boosts' too big!
>>555571746>most important thing in terms of point gain is winningSure but eventually you'll hit a player who has a really bad team given enough time, all that truly matters are gold skills with reasonable wit and unique levels
>>555571683>You promote to class 5 just by filling the roster with anythingOh I was worried I'd hit a roadblock since I'm new. Good to know, thank you
>>555571739AI does NOT understand how uno works, what is that table spread
Rate them>Best>Worst
>>555572189
>>555571746I doubt there is any guides anywhere, but TT score is about your 3 umas combined, so all 3 can't get 1st but your ace is expected to do as they get bonus score for being the ace. But you do get score for position, and for activating skills. Also, 1200 speed is fine, but what really help your umas score in TT is WIT, get at least 600 wit on any uma you send to TT, even if they have around 1k or 1.1k speed, with WIT they will have a higher % to activate their skills, and also buy skills that are guaranteed to activate and have a good discount if possible, stuff like "activates midrace" or "activates in a corner/straight" are the best skills, even if they are movement or vision skills (these do nothing) they give points. Also, don't be afraid of buying many recoveries even if the track is short, if the skill activates you get points.Rank 6 is indeed where more people go for meta, but meta TT is "this uma can get her ult to max level and is easy to activate" that's all there is to meta (and also using a different running strategy on each team of 3, you get a small penalty for running 3 pace chasers or something), you should be able to get there with any umas, but if you're not a tryhard, looping between class 5 and class 6 is the comfy way of passive carat earning with TT.Nobody here (I assume) takes TT seriously (neither do I) but having a team that can give you carats each week by retaining class 6 is something nice to have and training TT umas is comfy to do after CM (or if you have nothing better to do) much better than fan runs or parent runs.
>>555572071The only roadblock, if you want to call it that is retention of class 6. As long as you play the newest scenario and update your TT you'll always at the very least be able to bounce between class 5 and 6.
>>555572260i can't rank them they all smell great
Imagine being a human women and your trainer shows you this face
I thought tamamo career would need comedic but it wasn't
>>555572260>bestKing Halo>worstKing Halo
>>555572260>bestGold Ship>worstyour oshi
>>555572260>bestRudolf>worstWinning Ticket
>>555572260>bestryan>worstbourbon
>>555572260spe and golshi are the most sniffable, objectively
>>555572407>starts doing well in her career>her mother gets sick>gets through it>starts doing well again>her father gets sickTama pain...
>>555571193>>555571193great, its this gaslight again >>555571483me I do (but I also cleaned a part of my bedroom + the kitchen is underway)
>>555566576She's pretty cute when she isn't flopping her half-naked tits all over the place.
>>555572260don't know about that but the stinkiest is digitan
>>555572756And racing basically ruins her body
>>555572260Imagine the smell of that room
>>555572885
>>555572856whom
>>555572260i'd only be able to properly rate them after sniffing
Slightly unfortunate my Kawakami and this guy's Mummy Creek rolled 1* wit, but I'm glad to get a strong parent set to try getting something fun and join the other Biwabro I often see here.
>>555571432Some anons are communicating with us from a parallel universe where they get 10+ carats every career.For the rest of us, it happens only in 10% or less of our careers.
>>555572165The promptard working the bot couldn't be bothered to do it right nor fix it as with all AI slop
I have never gotten carats from a career race ever
>>555572976Taiki Shutturu dess
>>555571739you cant end on a draw cards card
>>555572407the real horse didn’t have a very good life either so i guess they wanted to stay faithful in that regard
>>555572260I can't sniff all those and stay conscious, anon
>>555572343Love TachyonLove Tachyon posters
>>555571739I don't know how to play uno
no wait yes you can end it on a draw card poor tama
All the top TT teams are using Riko and the green hat woman. Should I roll that banner or do I wait for the Fine Motion? I have 2 copies of her alrdy.
>>555572875We fixed that with good diet and proper training
if i don't get 2 fukus in a spark i'm killing myself
Green Hat is chinese for cuck. Tazuna is a cuck
>>555573372Getting Riko now means you get to use her until trailblazer comes out. Up to you if she's worth that when trailblazer is "soon".
>>555573372>Riko10% RB, will fall off>Green hat human woman0% RB>FMWell you already have her at 1 or 2LB, give it ten paid daily pulls see where that gets you
>>555573372Are you a turbowhale?If so, roll on that bannerIf not, you can't compete with the TT top 100 and you don't need any particular card to stay in class 6
>>555573396did you know? if you check the first slide of the CAPTCHA and it is not the one you need, then the next slides choice will have a 50% chance to be correct if you do check the first slide. and there is a 50% chance the next one will be as well, despite not checking it when you are on 2. so the 1st or 2nd is 25% chance (out of 4 cards) to allow the second or third to be 50%
>>555573468i want her to show me just how fine her motion is
>>555573372Tazuna is for Concentration
I like these two a lot!
>>555570657>TP 70/100almost there...
>>555573779>Tama and Oguri hogging the free snack bowlThis is canon
>>555571478Its shit.1. You cannot use same umas in different distances in TT. Alt costumes count as same uma so even if you have rudolph and festival rudolph you can only choose 1 of them to run in one of your races2. You need 3 different styles for each distance because umas get ranked in their style as well and you’re skipping on free points. E.g if your pace chaser finished 5th but every other pace chaser finished 6th and later you will get extra points. For long setup you have rudolph(pace/late), rice(pace/late) and nice nature(late), 2 of those will have to compete with each other wir the bonus points from style3. Good placing >>>> good skill activation(but to stay in class 6 you need both)4. Debuffs require 600+ WIT at the very minimum, which is good for TT, but you will have hard time consistently reaching 600 WIT, 1200 SPD, good power and distance-relevant stamina+guts.5. Debuffs don’t do shit for mile and sprint, forget about it. With 1200 SPD + speed skills uma will sometimes not even reach her top speed during sprint because the race is so fast she wont have enough time to accelerate. Also due to recommended 1200 WIT+{{running style}}-savvy green skill on all sprint umas it is questionable if you will even be able to debuff them. You also cant run out of stamina on those distances because having 0 stamina inheritances and only a must-have rico as “stamina” pal card gives you 600+ stam anyway6. Normal skills activation gives more points than debuff activation
>>555573547*Trackblazer: Start of the Climax
>>555573921make a new track was a shit name to be honest, and japs always called it CLIMAX anyway
>>555573921Instead of mant we gotta call it sotc
>>555573921
>>555573921>Start of the Climax
EVENT START NEW DAY OR RESET
>>555574036>>555574047Source
>>555574036it's funny because pornthe joke is pornI'm brown btw
>>5555741648 hours
>>555574147just buy a pass if the captcha makes you this buttblasted
>>555574232THANK YOU LOVE YOU
>>555573921My climax is starting ouuuugh
if you do go to the 2nd and 3rd (because going all the way back to the start is too difficult) CAPTCHA slide, and check them both, and have a good luck charm or believe really hard (read on: ESP in humans) you have a 33% chance to get the correct slide. then on the 4th and 1st both are 50% however it is more like 25%...if you go to the 3rd slide and check it first, you can go backwards to slide 2, then back once more to 1, then hold right to go all the way to the right. this saves time
>>555572404In all fairness, if any kind of nekomimi or variation existed in real world, human women would go fucking extinct very fast.
>>555573914Thanks
>>555574328You’re forgetting to factor in that they’d be 3D Kemonomimi, thereby behaving like 3D women. It’s shit.
>>555573372If you do what the top TT whales do without being a whale yourself you're in for a bad time
>>555574317if you do this you have only a 16% chance for the correct slide to be number 4. this is less than 25% but as it is the last turn, with the other odds lowering this %chance, it is more efficient and each slide has a 28% chance to be the correct one, or 56% chance for it to be 3 or 2 or potentially even 60% chance with a good luck charm. with this math it is less efficient to do 3 slides (3% lower chance)
>>555573921I would trackbalize her until she start her climax if you know what I mean
you guys are frickin dumbos
72% chance for it to be found in 2/3 (down from 75). 16% chance on the 4th
>>555573921>how can riko be good?>oh, it's probably because her stat up events run weven when you spam races
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
i wanna draw but at the same time i don't wanna draw
Mayano Top Gun is the WORST character ever created.
Mayano Top Gun is one of the characters ever created.
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*exists*
>>555574978I HAVE to draw because it's the end of the month...
>>555575198neighers in /uma/ will say this and then never use her in any CM
I definitely "lose" more than 50% of the time when the CAPTCHA is not in slides 2 or 3, whether I go to slide 1 or 4 next... cursed luck...infact it is always the one I DONT pick!
Why is she like this?
I’ve had this stupid song in my head for four days nowhttps://youtu.be/XKqx1rPO-rI?si=K5N-NdqcyFwaFW5c
I JUST NEED ONE FUCKING SPRINT SPARK CURREN CHAN YOU FUCKING WHORE LET ME HAVE IT
>>555575331The pantyhose stay on, this is non negotiable.
>>555575331agnes go and do the CAPTCHA a bunch of times starting at slide 2, go to 3 if it isnt on 2, then go to 1 OR 4 and write down how many times (if you have to go to these extra slides) you get it on the first try. this should be 50/50! but its not...and put your pants back on. we need data. also finding it in 2 or 3 is definitely more than 50/50 or at least there are streaks
>>555575310i want kingu to overdrain my balls with her viola rhythm
>>555575331My lovely wife.
>>555574459Considering they inherit some character traits from the animal I don’t think they would be exactly like 3dpds, e.g. umas would be silly and somewhat autistic, catgirls clingy and with attitude, dog girls cheerful and territorial, etc. Not that it would be same as in anime but it would be distinct from average n*ngen w*man behaviour
I wonder what goes through the mind of the last place mob. Not one who’s in last place because of a running style, mind you, but one with truly no chance of catching up.
I was about to umapiss in a bottle just now when the postman rudely put letters to the realm of my possession and now I have to go check them out
>4/8 CMit is what it is
>>555575694>I need to learn how to put fries in the bag fast
>>555575694nothing because they are lines of code fictitious characters not real arent sentient and youre cuckolding yourself with sadness and pain that you yourself have created
>>555575776One of the greatest ever created.
>>555575694
>>555575741Let me guess, 3 medium and 1 long?
Mayano Top Gun is.
can you do other sound links in filenames not on catbox.moe?
>>555575827Just a small extra question, how would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast?
>>555575973the NPC uma did not have breakfast youre right. this contributed to the original concepts progress...
>>555575973I never eat breakfast. It’s a Judo-American psyop invented to sell cereal.
>>555575694They will accept their fate as lasagna or glue.
>>555576064POV me when I die naturally after not killing myself for however long its gonna take
>>555575776I need sexkittenfuckpet Maya so bad
the free pulls wont be for opera and urara new year right?
>>555575694>get transported to horse heaven>the winning horses are still winners>that pink haired loser uma is still a loser but she's even more loved anyway>and you the loser uma is still a loser uma
>>555576313that's a good banner so no
>>555575310>This fucked me out of 3/1100sAt least it wasn’t 1200s but I am still miffed
Fuji's Showtime was great just alone for all the mob umas being happy all the time.
>>555576335>horse heaven*>*only if you have a singularity as your trainer otherwise you'll relive your racing career including any injuries and/or death
>>555576454Ever.
>>555575973I googled it so I didnt get confused but applying this to the low IQ convicts is >implying they did have breakfast >so they can say that they did not >this is an agreement between them>>or an inside joke>>being wrong on purpose which goes on to say (without all of >>that) >in real life, it is the opposite, and they say that because they are sentient (even if low IQ) >which goes to say that they arent lines of code as mob uma >this is like an agreement of the two where the answer is put before the answer (as it is implied) there was also an X.com post by some fag with an LGBT flag in their bio saying that answering it properly is ACTUALLY the 105IQ "at best" move while doing what he did means he is a genuis and the leftist cope for today is at its quota (1 interaction)
>>555576456is air groove or king halo better for late? air groove ult requires her to pass some one in final corner, while king halo's ult triggers a bit too late, so idk which is better
>>555576456i tend to run debut as pace because she always does this to me
>>555576617your life must be exhausting in spite of being a neet + genetic dead end
>>555576563at least it's just injuries, because unnatural death during the race is very, very unlikely
>>555576617damn a real npc never thought i'd see the day
>>5555764561 turn = 71 speed 104 power 44 wit, yeah? wow post deck >>555576772>+ genetic dead endweird thing to throw in at someone you dont even know because youre coping. you being a cuck count = 2 (in 3 posts, insane). nice cope + projection; seethe on
>>555576865keep replying bwo your situation will improve any second now
Admire.
>>555576456nvm I just looked at your post again... at least its only 4 power, which isnt going to make a diff. still a really good uma >>555576945why are you talking to yourself
>>555576865I think you are under the misapprehension that you are still talking to the same person. You are not. Lol.
>>555576964That's not Admire Vega. Or Admire Groove. Or Admire Japan. I feel scammed.
>>555575694that is me when I got matched with 2 scorpio platinums for the cm finals
keep calling someone a genetic dead end at every chance, freak. 1) im not 2) I dont care what you think you retarded faggot but only if youre the what-I-called-him seething coper otherwise you can just project on and cope and cope on on and on on on on on on
Shit thread
Is there a bot in here?
>>555576985average rightoid schizo shadowboxing in his dimly lit room lmfao
what determines order of club member in dox site?why am I first on the liston both dox sites
cry>>555577195talking to yourself again (you are doing that and literally shadowboxing, and is what shadowboxing literally is)
can i use my free pulls on Tm/ulala banner?
can i jork it to ulala?
>>555577173What makes you think that? Beep boop. We're all humans here. Beep boop.
>>555577259Yes *lying*
Please no Oguriposting i am struggling to come up with a good way to plan the tickets and rolls coming up soon-ish.I want Mr.CB Wit but her initial banner is with a SR. If i skip that banner and instead roll on the rerun with Mr.CB wit and Creek stam SSR i could even get Super Creek to higher uncap (have 0lb currently). I planned 2 sparks on Mr.CB.The issue is that we will get a SSR selector on anniversary and another paid one which i will also get. Before i planned on using these on Creek but now i would run the risk of wasting those if i get "too many" Creeks during the CB banner. Should i just spend the SSR selectors on fuku speed then? Attached king bazongas to grab attention
>>555577259NO.
>>555577404This is a large king
any uma femcels?
Would you sniff her boots?
>>555577115>not mad btw
>>555576620I simply love King Halo the most so I run her.
oh shit its already half 2 and I have this run + 1 more borrow left
>>555577404First-Rate Kings. You can always save the selectors for something else. They’re good for anything released before the selector. You might get a couple Fine Motions or Bikos while rolling. Who knows.
>>555577234Because you’re danchou’s favorite
>>555577518there has been some eternally seething turbocoper following me on the internet saying that whenever he could for 10+ years now and it always struck me as gay and weird but have said something about it probably less than 5 times so...but yeah it wouldnt matter if he ate breakfast on any morning whenever because he just keeps trying all the things he does over and over regardless of what it results in
>>555570065>lose CM >choke the shit out of Oguri during umapyoi for missing those recovery procs>feel better knowing it's not my fault and it was RNG
>>555577404I was thinking of doing the same but using it on biko actuallybut knowing my garbage luck I'd better just hold it
>>555577608>You can always save the selectors for something elsefor some reason i thought they would expire after some time. i may be stupid
brb eating cauliflower shawarma with my fingers so ive got to go not type for a bit because my other hand is playing umamusume
king's halos...
>>555578029They don’t expire, the contents just get dated. You won’t be able to use it on Tachyon or Smaru, for example.
>>555577506While she watches.
>>555578404>>555578404>>555578404bread
>>555577404using tickets/crystals to do anything but hit 3LB/MLB where the card suddenly jumps in value (most of the time) is a waste anywayi have 0LB creek and fine, i'm waiting until their reruns with CB and smaru to pull either of the latter
and the energy bar is the order (in an entropic system); wit training still decreases order (lowers number of possible good outcomes) because it takes up 1 turn
So who's going to be the villain of this Sprint CM? My bets are on EL condor pasa
