>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>555636626
shitden ring shite pain
>>555727263NG in elden ring is peak slop because eventually all builds converge to the same faggy bullgoat heavy jump attack spam with prebuffing. Enemies just get a number boost, none of them get smarter or have a different moveset.Never quite understood why anyone would play that aside from bragging rights. Making a different character with a fresh build is way more interesting.
First time making a thread on /vg/ I presume everyone is in order.
>>555735612never forget that until SOTE you lost all your summon spots when you went to NG+. of all the boneheaded decisions these chinks have made over the years this is the one that pissed me off the most>no you may NOT get summoned for all those fun endgame bosses
>>555735663*everything
gg thankfully that was small bug, i was doing something else while qing i rarely play undertaker
I am an uppity faggot. Sorry. gg cali
gg bugs but why did you remove my parasite tinpo :( (also lmao at that range)
>>555735375>BSB was my toughest boss.>Now, even when I'm playing sloppily, I beat him.More like Blood Starved Bitch.
GGs Caligo. Wylder, what were you trying to have done before the boss fight?
>>555736798we know terr
>>555736876I wanted a non dogshit fire wep ala the godslayer
>>555736825it's like pimples, thanks for the carry
Near death reduces penis size - 20%
Near death Recluse increases penis size + 25%
Penis size below max length reduces erection
estrogen build up when below max hp
thread smells like shit
Increased attack power for each creampie taken
please keep it in the cord
erg is finished
Even though the 'cord is cleaner than this pozzhole
>>555735663good job but you forgot the discord link 9/10
who here watching
>>555738686That would just cause a split
Kind of bored of Nightreign!!
>>555738884i know and its always funny when it happens
get bored of life instead
>>555737514>>555737659>>555737780>>555738053>>555738601>>555738642>>555738774Shut your faggot mouth up terr no one asked or cares
>>555738774Who was that one nijisanji chuba who dagger parried malenia and consort radahn to death
>>555739150I already am
uh oh boremaxxer melty
>>555739338cringe
>>555739338based
>>555739352hayama probably
>>555739338erg is finished thoughbeit
>>555739338do you even play Elden Ring, spammer-kun?>>555736876I like those meme pictures you post>>555741310trve
had a really weird glitch when killing gladius earlier, his wolves stuck around
[Important news] I've grown to deeply appreciate Dawn skins. Almost all of them look great, some of them are BIS.
>>555742298
THIS GAME IS SO STUPID!!!!!!
I'm gonna do some rando runs. I'll let you guys know how it goes
Splurt
>>555742640okay.
>>555742467thats exactly what happened lmao
>>555742640Good luck. I'm tempted to Q randos as a guard counter Guardian
>>555743032splurt?
>>555742467He's so fucking cool...
GG fulghorShifty redeem the bloody sword saaaar
>>555742467Devil Knight as a giant bird man…
gg - horse redeemed (decent passive on it too)
>>555744064Devil knight as an indian? But he already is one
>>555744939>He missed when Devil posted a pic 4 months ago
>>555742467I wish u could queue d3 with randos without dropping from d5
CLEANGG
geegees
>>555745638>the pic in question
>>555745786>>555745802what is he focused on
>>555735568Bellend peen shite stain
3 hours old thread and 60 posts (80% one guy) erg is in its last legs keep pushing
>>555743237>>555743049most retarded ironeye i've ever seen (wasnt a chink though) and chink duchess who ignored a full hp attack + flask fp heal purple drop I pinged for her but we carried the ironeye through ED Balancers at leastTheres no chance that fucking ironeye was d5, his relics were some awful random bullshit and he kept committing to gaols even though none of us had the gaol relic on (and he didnt even have invaders on). also he didn't know how to get to the roof boss and was generally either dead or just not with us 99.99% of the run
I was born with hands for feet and feet for hands. So basically im asking whats the best controller for my hands (feet) or maybe is there a good one for my feet (hands?) I have been watching popular streamers here but im still not sure what a good main character i should play with? The last thing im wondering is how and what to get with the best relics from bosses or get them from the shop merchant?
anything you guys want to do together before this place dies and we meet again on duskbloods general?
>>555747679I'm sorry what
We can talk about feet i guess. Its a central theme of all of these games.
>>555747716Duskbloods is just a Concord waiting to happen desu.
>>555747924he was born with hands for feet and hands for feet whats there not to understand
>>555747952fuck off you porn addicted offtopic spamming freak
>>555747971is that something that happens to people?
>>555747924You dont wanna see the rest.
>>555747962normalfags (90% of the people that bought elden ring) got the irk when they saw nightreign gameplay and they're definitely not buying switch just for pvevp
>>555747962that's what i thought about nightreign until i actually started playing the game.even if it launches with performance issues, mh wilds proved that unoptimized games can still sell well so yeah we'll see about that.
>>555748121I took this picture with my feet (hands) btw in case you were wondering.
>>555747962Nightreign is a beta for Duskbloods my dude. Its already been stated in interviews that Duskbloods has been the primary focus of the studio for several years look it up.
>>555748759>pvp>switch 2 exclusivethis shit is doa
>>555748420>Massive franchises with a decade+ of games>Consistent devs with loyal fanbasesvs>fresh IP with no discernible style>trend chasing 5 years late>literal who studioThere is a lot of things happening behind these games that determines if they fail or succeed, the gameplay is only one of many factors, and probably not even the largest.
@terr will i see you in duskblood?
>>555748759Concord took almost 10 years to develop but people didn't buy that shit. Nightreign only did numbers because of brand name. Duskbloods has none of that and would be easily ignored by Switch 2 buyers.
>>555748941Im coping and hoping the fromslop meme isnt really true. I was there for dark souls 2 though so lmao
>>555749101You say that like the switch 2 has a million exclusives. The switch 2 is literally no games and normies love the heckin bing bing wahoo machine. Im not saying its a good thing but its definitely not concord 2 or highguard and you are retarded if you think thats true. Bitch ass nigga whats up.
>>555749005true, and nightreign has been very popular in japan for a while now so i think more people will be inclined to at least buy and try out fromsoft's new game when it comes out.
>>555735375is there a music replacer mod for elden ring?holy fuck the only good themes in the game are the opening and the sad madness song before the madness fingers lmao
>>555748420monster hunter wilds sold 8m copies in 3 days and then went on to sell 160k in 3 months, the shitty launch destroyed any future interest in the game>>555748759same cope was said about SoTE (more time in development than DS3!) and it ended up being empty for most of it
>>555749296Just mute the BGM and play your own music
>>555749296yes it's called a spotify subscription.
>>555749282Nightreign had poor reception from Japan according to Steam reviews. Japanese fanartists always get paid by their companies to shill. Bandai is notorious for this practice.
gg big cummies
>>555749296It's a podcast game for a reason.
>>555749556>you don't understand fromsoft is literally satan hitler and evil and they raped my parents>source? ummmm just look it up bro
Why did you dodge Hoelster? :( I wanted my revenge on him.
>>555749785crash
>>555749689do you just camp the thread 24/7 to make these retarded shitposts about every fromsoft game? why are you here?
>>555749303>the shitty launch destroyed any future interest in the gamedespite the shitty launch and mass complaints, mhg still played the game a ton for months so i'm not too worried about player activity.as of right now i have no plans to actually get a switch 2 just to play duskbloods though.
>>555749895Why are you overtly defensive about a company who doesn't care that you exist?
>>555750084>/mhg/nigga
>>555735375I love birds so fucking much
>>555750084these retards are terminally online who think their /v/ echo chambers represent reality. in real life mhw sold a shitton and had a lot of players simple as
>>555750212wilds at least blessed the franchise with rompopolo so that's that.
am i trolling for running fist build in trios it feels pretty embarassing to do 0dps
>7679cringe
>>555750681all melee revenant and duchess builds are 0dps nonsense. you only play them because you are addicted to porn and don't want to play a male character
>>555750806i just think it's neat to actually play the meme that's been around since launch about rev running around and hitting things with big colossals.
>>555750806most fist builds deal little damage regardless of character, it's strength is in its suitability, stagger damage and its ability to maintain aggro>>555751038but that's not a rev build since it's greyed out
>>555750806that was for wylder i don't play female character often it seems like
>>555751038then just stay another meme rev z tier who's only known because they do 0 damage and hug the floor. we already have a few
>>555749014terr is brown and poor, you can tell by his poorfag PC settings. Not happening.
24/7 wyldjeet seethe central keep it coming
>that struck too close to homekino
>>555751404The post that triggered the smelly brown troon known as terr well done you made xher cry profusely
this game fucking sucks
>>555752138your blacksky eye, bro?
>>555752138stop spamming these worthless webms you annoying faggot all you do is complain
>>555752409kys terrjeet
>durr the super optimal best dps build we speedtrannies decided is the ONLY way to play or you are le griefing, brown, trans, asian, a fed, the wrong political orientation, and a white male cis gendered bigot.>just ignore all the cool relics the devs added and cheat the absolute best tranny strats the no life faggot trannies invented in their dreams.Nice game guys why doesnt anyone want to play with us!?
>>555752797Weird that you keep bringing up trans folk out of nowhere.
>>555752797>why doesnt anyone want to play with usbut anon the game is popular in japan and china so it's ok, right?
>>555752797just typing straight bullshit
>>555752797just keep playing what you want to play and pay no mind to the haters, their idea of fun is either doing max damage or preserving their winstreak and nothing else.
>>555752562>>555752797>threadshitter is upset kino
>>555753156Name for the blocklist? Im trans and you triggered me with this post please be better in the future.
>>555753005he also mentioned browns, asians, feds, right wingers, crackers and so on
I see a whole looot of coping and not a lot of refutal of the trannie cult pseudo mind rape meta
Just wished my erg bro good night after some nice runs
>>555753378chudGPT
>>555747679Same except my hands are feet and my feet are hoovesI am a horse
>>555753569good for you two.
>>555752797I got bored of meta a while ago today I was queueing as strenght double balancers rev
>>555753638Wanna attach me to your asshole and we can be a centaur or what? You arent just fishing for sympathy right?
nt gotta kite them around.
>>555752138>all that time to react>stands there and eats shit>BROO THIS GAME SUCKS kino
>>555753764Thanks it was comfy af
>>555753904how about zukking it up
>>555753980Is it true you tried to rat out zorban? Fucked up
>>555752138Is this a mod or is this ds3? They didnt really use the sens meme again did they? I like the new captchas that ensure only the lowest scum low lifes post here very cool
>>555752138>insightlet
>>555754175That's vanilla bloodborne
>>555753951>>all that time to react
Fuuuuck.Ironeye has a fatal flaw I never saw before. That is bosses having attacks that are faster than Ironeye's attack speed. That one dude kept taking me out with lighting, because I'm in the middle of drawing an arrow as the lightning is flying at my face.Then Mohg was oneshotting me with splashes of fire. Just casually tossing liquid fire in my face for a full HP bar.Similar deal with Balancers. I'm just trying to fire an arrow when she begins her powered up stab spam.The last death was literally them just running faster than me. I was trying to keep up with my group, and hopefully gang up on one Balancer. The balancers I left behind looked to be aimlessly wandering. So I thought it was safe to leave them behind. It was not safe. They caught up to me mid run, and one-shot me.
>>555754094No, that was such a schizo reach lol, even though zorban has been rude to me. The usernames weren't even similar and I was on those Discords from joining their streams. The culprit is probably the same poster
how far along is the elden ring manga? the good one, the funny one
>>555754405We know you suck creasy you don't have to write an essay every thread as to why
I want to save /erg/
>>555754646Back off from shifty slut she's mine
>>555754574killed rykard
>>555754774Youre too young (and annoying) for anyone here
>>555754646good luck with that lmao
>>555754405You can roll shoot wihich is faster and also the 4th shot of his r1 chain is the slowest one
>>555754847You have to help save erg from the terrorists! Are you bad enough?
>>555755024I am not a bad enough dude to save /erg/
>>555754576Mobile poster problems.
Nigger posts
I'd like the next nightfarer to have colossal swords and high hp
queue d5
>>555756230I have Nightreign fatigue.
>>555752138what is that fuckass hud is it some kind of mod?
>>555755914Sounds obsessed>>555753843Retard you would be a centipede not a centaur watch the movie
>>555736869lol. I won’t say he was my toughest boss, but his sheer intimidation factor and wide sweeping attacks made me shit myself and prevented me from even really trying when I first played the game. Had to get the middle school friend who convinced me to buy the game to help me with him. Fun times…>>555747962Truest words ever spoken in this place.
>>555756230I'll queue e4 instead
gg heolstor
>>555757285Why gg?
>>555752797>>555753545They can’t help but tell on themselves keep up the good work
>>555749732>shilljeet meltdown>no argumentpvre kino
>>555752138>>555754330Please never stop posting these your sheer shitterness sustains me like your mothers pussy juice
>>555750216… said no one. Ever.
>>555756230no fuck you
>>555753124big dawg ep !!! rip to a real one !!!!
i didn't know the de-transition of the worm phase actually targets and hits youalso where'd this meme of bringing less likely to balancers come from
>>555757963I don't know. Didn't seem to do much besides fuck over our 3rd guy when 2/3 of us had it.It is crazy how much they ignore you though.
>>555757601bro there are people out there that LOVE birds
>>555750103>>555749303>>555749005>>555748941>>555748349>>555749556>>555749689Good posts that ass raped baseless wishful thinking shilltroons and revealed the truth. Nicely done.
>>555749296Yeah they dropped the ball hard with the ER soundtrack. Shame because I was looking forward to it the most before it released. Sex with TB.
>>555757963It doesn't work exactly like Libra, I think you need a purple one for them to ignore you
>>555749449>>555749534>>555749689what would be some good songs to play on each area?I'm willing to make a playlist (using a music player to play files on my pc as sp*tify is retarded niggercattle)
95% sure megabuck is a tourist from somewhere desu, dude was running cont. loss on his relics
>>555746413Good post that made me laugh but also applies to the poster
>>555749014don’t ask yourself things in third person you annoying faggot>>555751404>>555751928hit the nail on the head
>>555757601
stop saying desu fag
>>555758156cringe
>>555758418Ohhh. Yeah maybe. Who did he use in your match? I haven't gotten him in a while.
>>555758634newfaggot
>>555737514>>555737659>>555737780>>555738053>>555738234>>555738265>>555738429>>555738601>>555738642>>555738686Annoying thread shitting faggot get a life or get help what compels a “person” to act like this?
>>555748053He literally just said it happened to him so obviously.
>shitposting happens all at once after the thread was slow>>555758518>>555758161>>555758156>>555757374>>555757373
>there's an option to say no to melina at the start of the game that does nothing>even though rejecting her and having hyetta as your maiden would make perfect sensethis shit is so retarded
>>555758764okay this one is compelling
>>555758757dont sign your post thanks>>555758859>expecting soul from elden ringlol
>>555735663I’m not in order. I am in chaos. Get ready.
>>555758764Raised by a single mother probably.
>>555758156based
>>555758780>multiple think I’m retarded and tell me this??? aiiieeeee save me!!!!!
>>555747352>>555735568I say this>>555747517Still better than /dsg/ and that’s a good thing
>>555758405if you're going with themes then i guess you can listen to post-rock or post-metal albums that fit the area like Pelican's What We All Come to Need for Caelid and Mono's Hymn to the Immortal Wind for the snow area.i've been playing seamless convergence lately with 90s revival stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omul2aBWWKs blaring in the background, it's pretty comfy.
gg giga goat scuffed start, got baited by 8 red blobs / ant riders when u went for the trolls
"The night threatens us anew" on Balancers would be brutal
big damage, I refuse to learn the unintended way of dodging the Phase 4 Dreglord transition, I can and WILL run away every time
>>555763774sniff
>>555763774the fuck am I looking at
>trish STILL hasn't friended me and asked me to creampie her yetGrim.
>>555763801i wonder too. think he got teleported down to invader swamp somehow and died?
>>555764031Are you a girl?
>>555763801Magma Wyrm that likely ran itself off the map, I've had it happen more times this week than in 900+ games since release
>>555764031I have no /erg/ friends anymore...
>>555763954my wife's underwear
erg girls that look like this
>>555764482oh okay>>555764484none of them look like that
>>555764031tfw not a futa rev to creampie erg bitches after sexpeditions
>>555764387Most people here don't like each other.
>>555764031I like how trish instantly goes to squat on my face when I do the lay down emote. Slut.
>>555765232Makes sense
>>555765279stop posting about yourself
>>555765467wtf how did you know!
zorban rolled some crazy teammates
>most people herelil bro acting as if theres not just 6 people in this thread
>Hrrrrmmmm...very wehhghrk...>Hmmmmyooooou hahaha...>Join the serpent king as familyyyyyyyyyyy...>Togethaaaa...we will devouahhhhhhh...the very gokxkjdsskmh *shids*what did he mean by this
dude why did you jump lmao if you had managed to dodge that move you could've got me upanyway nt heolster I had literally no negation
>>555765643In seamless like 50% of people have some variation of nigger killer name, it's based
I remember a long time ago someone posted a porn comic here that got instantly deleted of the age of stars ending except the tarnished measures their dick with blaidd and then gets cucked. i cannot find it online anywhere. anyone have a link to it or know what I mean?
>>555765794that was my 2nd heolster ever i didnt even know the rocks on the ground assploded my bad
>>555765789he wants to impregnate you with his snake babies
>>555765835That's racist.
>>555765934I know, I'm not a racist, my type are fat black men
>>555765643based>>555765835also based
>>555766014now that's based
>>555765934And that's a good thing.
>>555765909that was your second heolster? at D5? kek, he is really grilling you
>>555766707Skorvan what build are you playing today?
queue up heaven or hell lets rock
>>555768345nightmare team
>>555768345Don’t repeat that phrase please and post more images like that.>>555765934Your point?>>555766014We know, terr.
One of you posters could be a powerful politician or millionaire since you post tranny and freaky shit all day.
gg gigagoaot very nicely done
>>555768919>reuploading is prohibitedyou're going to jail, i'm contacting the cyber police right now
>>555769984RUDE
gg fulghor idk why i thought it was bugs
That was too easy
troon counter is beeping so fast right now
>>555771354Why?
>>555771304It was cool when we took a double siblings crit and going invis behind BBH for the biiiig damage
I'm playing vampire survivors
How does he do it, erg ?GG PRACTICO !
>>555771304cute /erg/ lobby
>>555765794I choked my bad
>>555771527cringe
>>555772257why
i uninstalled nightreign because i really hate how boring it has gotten, literally every match i'm always playing with a duo jerking each other off when i just want to play with randos not fucking ecouples and fromsoft will not give us the option to exclude them from matchmaking, and don't let me get started on the meta slaves with their halo spam that they always seem to get very quickly somehow, such a shame that duskbloods is a nintendo exclusive... now i need to find something else to play
>>555773290sit on the cuck chair
>>555773290when I browse this thread in the morning before prayers I later remember to thank god for letting me still feel such excitement from playing this game every time I play even though I lose most of the time
>>555773664you don't pray you liar
Chat are we cooked?
>>555774213We're raw
>>555773921I don't understand what the point of accusing me of that was for you
>>555765794sorry
>Encounter a "learn about RVC" player>Game is super laggy>Enemies are teleporting>Day 1 boss begins,>RVC player suddenly disconnects.>"Huh, his connection must be super bad">Finish the fight as a duo>Notice a bunch of equipment on the ground>Realize the RVC player deliberately tossed his gear down before quitting the game.>Continue the expedition as a duo>Day 2 boss is about to begin>RVC player is suddenly back>Somehow he has a gold level weapon, and joins the fight>We still lose to the day 2 boss.I don't understand his thinking. What happened? Did he have a work call or something? Did he not drop all of his gear? Where did he get the gold level great hammer from? Why did he even bother returning after so long, when he threw away all of his gear, and only had a few passives from day 1? What did he hope to accomplish?
>>555774517the hell is rvc
>>555774435I don't know either
Did a bunch of people get banned? Is that why the thread is so slow?
>>555774552I don't know. Someone from this thread said it's some Chinese streamer. But I never bothered to verify. I guess he convinced his viewers to shill his stream.
Got a tough question for youWhats gives you more eyecancer to readTrishtinx posts, or tourists posts that blog and complain about matches with random subhumans like >>555774517 and >>555773290
>>555774667Trish is doing her algebra homework right now
>>555774667>Whats gives you more eyecancer to readPeople who complain about on-topic discussion, and try to make every conversation a meta one about the people in the thread.
you see this, what do you do?
>>555774723Prove it
>>555774667Tourists shouting into a void that doesn't care is the lifeblood of this whole board.
Where is Madison?
>>555774224entering raw inside >>555774213
>>555775024playing skyrim
I want to die
>>555775159t. mush
I was queued like 30 mins, gn, let's play more tomorrow>>555774667What I'd do now?>>555774723i am a genius!
>>555774786>ugh this match i just had with 2 chinese was bad and made me upset! they are bad and cheating and latent and we lost!This is every single tourist post who plays outside the password, if you've read this then you read them all
who gonna tell xer erg is finished
>>555775342Really?
>>555774579This is how it was for months before the latest update dude this is our regular speed and that’s a good thing we need to slow down a little. >>555775357Nah he’s not her type (brown).
>>555774920>>555769984>>555774786sent that freak flying nice work
brown thread o algo
GGs Bugboys. Burned em good and quick we did.
>>555775357stop talking about yourself shameless jeet
yeah i'm never using raider again
>>555775395If discussion about the game bores you, then maybe the thread is no longer for you. It's ok to leave the general.
>>555774573it's ok I'll still pray for you
Whites are so hot it’s crazy Jensen Ackles is literally the perfect human being
>>555775516better than Elden Ring
>>555776615??????
>>555776615calm down shifty/enderlillies/bjark/trish/varreslut
it's okay if you want to come out of the closet you can spill the tea in the cord sis
>>555776808https://youtu.be/XnV_AwHaePw&t=25
have we shitposted about the blaidd lamp yet
https://youtu.be/wsjZMfVVkyIThis is the most ridiculous nightreign video I've ever seenWhat compels someone to do this
>>555776615good thing you're getting actively cucked while you are posting faggotry like this
>>555776854I was just watching SB edits that’s crazy haha
>>555776615You angered the resident third world and made his clitty leak don’t state the truth so brazenly like this please
>>555776615YES! He's so fucking hot. Seeing him with the beard in the Boys hit me like a truck.
gayfags eunt domus
/erg/ fujo bf(female)
>>555776615>>555777409I thought you were exaggerating but wow he is pretty good looking. Like buttery smooth good perfection. Who could he play in a souls/elden ring movie?
get back in zorbjeet's chat you obese rape victim
>>555777829bernahl
>>555777874nah they'd cast that oscar isaac dipshit for berhnal if they even include him you'll see
>>555777984I like oscar isaac
Crooked nose, ugly beard, tacky hairstyle catered for millennials pretending to be zoomers. It feels typical of men to think this is a model of a very attractive man. If you watch The Boys you have a penis.
Geegees Mystery Nigga Heolstor.
Shot in the dark but does anyone know if night boss artorias' weapon does magic or holy split damage
>>555778108he has one face and no range, he's the same in every movie if he's allowed to act, and he happily takes big studio money to be in movies where they have you soullesly read bad scripts out loud instead of act, but he's a very nice singer so he got damn lucky he was carried hard by Inside Llewelyn Davis to land big time castings and get to where he is now, I bet he fucking sucks at Nightreign too
If you know the guy from The Boys and not Supernatural you have a stink ditch between your legs
why is terr crying over whites again
>>555778660Hates being reminded of what he’ll never be. Makes zero attempt to hide it too. Very pitiful guy.
I just had the worst headache I've ever had in my life. 3 hours of nonstop extreme pain at 3 am, was considering calling an ambulance it was that bad. Was moaning and groaning in pain but thankfully it went away on its own so now im happy
I'm so glad I don't watch any tv, celebrity worship of any form is disgusting
>>555778735that sucks hard lil guy, glad you're doing better though because ambulances suck even worse
>>555779037Why do they suck
>>555779037Thank youI've never had to call an ambulance before, if i did I would've asked them to put me to sleep somehow because I almost couldn't take it anymore
>>555778735You took a huge risk by not calling btw, could've died to a cerebral infarction
>>555777829Right? He has a fantastic voice too. I know him from Supernatural and while never seen the Boys, I saw a clip of him in it with that beard and it's just perfection. I want him to voice Blaidd...His gruffer voice fits the look of the character better.
>>555775159
Nightreign?
>>555779298My mom and I have dealt with horrific migraines all our lives that come and go for periods of years at a time, it feels like getting stabbed right in the brain over and over, I know what you mean and I keep expecting one of these headaches to kill me or to have started some kind of tumor inside my head, I can never wrap my head around why our bodies can do this to ourselves and then we're still supposed to operate like we are perfectly healthy after feeling pains that even clinical professionals consider to be past extreme, shit has me perma fucked up
Q status?
>>555777829Where did you get this picture of gremlin from
>>555779770Elbest ding
>>555779782Hospitalized
sneed
>>555780251based
Why did they gut golden parry?
>>555780905because you post shit like this, it broke their little nippon hearts
>>555780957why do you fall so easily for anime posters
>>555780905flattie
>>555780905How about I carve the guts out of your body with a pickaxe
>out of nowhere, get the urge for some vanilla Elden Ring invasions>start a new character>pick up the bare minimum for invading with the build I want to>first invasion is a level ??? chinese password phantom with Radahn's swords and the DLC greatsword that command grabs you for 90% of your HP>hit him dead on with fully charged flame sling 5 times in a row>not a single one registers>try to roll the greatsword command grab>get teleported back into it from 5 feet awayIt's like I never left. Unironically pure ludokino.I WILL kill someone with flame sling, by God's will.
>>555781847That doesn't sound very fun.
>>555750806that's not always the case, and this build isn't even fully optimized for damageshoutout to piqfmeister for inspiring my recent build
>>555782343Ching ching
Which /erg/ couple is this?
>>555783001gremlow
>>555783001Me on the rightMy anime waifu on the leftNow stop posting this
>>555780905carving the insides of this anon
Keep the nonsense in the 'cord.
>>555783060Didn't know you were into trans girls anon
>>555783285Pretend that left is an actual woman then.
>>555783001_____ and Mush
>>555783113Video games?
>>555783543Xisters have to constantly shit up the thread so they can advertise their gay nigger club.
>>555783053gremlin is too much of a soft sissy to cup his gf's butt
nightreign with randoms is unplayable on xbox because of mexicans and braziliansdepth 4, 3 barring to phase 1 normal adel, and uncontrollable lag
>>555783846Randos = one or both teammates don't know how to play the game. Its as shrimple as that. It's not as fun as playing with shiftyduck and cc
>>555782424Nothing chink about it, thoughever it is Brahmin like me who originally gave the caste system a reason to exist
>>555782043It's an abstract kind of fun>Chinese host and his Chinese password phantom friend>password phantom is a fingerprint greatshield blood-infused swordlance shieldpoke bot whose R1s fill 80% of my bleed meter>lure them into the explosive barrels near the birds>blow them up with flame sling>latency is so shit that it doesn't even register>win anyway with nothing but a shitty whip and a daggerI live to shit on the Chinese. They're the most dangerous game in Elden Ring. Fuck every one of these cheating cunts with a rusty saw.
>>555783984I'm not reading all that. Apologize.
>>555783887d5 randoms have been good to me, d4 and below have some nightmare shitters
>>555784019對唔住, gl on the attention span though
>>555783452Stop talking about yourself you gross pajeet troon, mushjeet
>>555783001That's Zdrada for sure, but that's not really Devil.
>>555783001Lantic and Cupcake
duchess ult is a grief tbqh. literally only good for reviving.
>>555784437Devil is actually similar to hakari tho they're both bold and kind of an asshole
>>555783819no.. mellow cant be the dom... no.. . no please no....... no... no... no .... not mellow... no...
>>555785826Keep it in the 'cord.
>>555783001shifty and me
>>555783001Zdrada and Devil or Cupcake and Ace
>>555786632no this is me and shifty
What is the average level in Elden Ring when finishing the base game and then the DLC?
>>555787340200!
>>55578734090-120 for base game120-150 for dlc.
>>555787340I finished base game at rl187 and dlc at 212 or something because I kill everything i see at least onceAverage level is probably rl120 and rl140
>>555787340Depending on when you start the dlc it's anywhere between 120-150 but finishing it together it will easily bring you to 200.
balancer relic has saved my ass so many times. its insane. paired with the caligo effect it just feels so dishonest.
>>555787340It would always be 200+ for me if I kept leveling past 150
>>555788028Kek based
So when is Fromsoft gonna make a game as fast as AC4A again? Is the modern Fromsoft fan too slow for instant quick boost spam?
What relics do i need to equip so i dont get queued with chinese people?
>>555787449Ain't no way. I waas 165~ after just finishing the main game and over 200 after finishing the DLC. I did clear almost all dungeons without grinding.
>>555787449DS3 was 10 years ago unc.
>>555788475>Taking damage causes social credit score reduction>Rot buildup while at the wet market
What is the logic behind adding sote enemies but not weapons
>>555789328>add claws of night>any claws build now has a chance to convert itself to pure ranged attacks>add light greatswords>there's only three weapons in the entire category>add hand-to-hand>there's only two weapons and two ashes in the entire category
>>555789328They want to gatekeep us from Heaven (repeating crossbow revenant)
>>555789328they'd need to spend like a week tops balancing them for NR and Fromsoft is a small indie studio who cannot afford to do this
>>555789557You mean Perfumes Guardian
>>555789556theres only 2 balista's so small weapon pools isn't an issue
>>555789680no one makes ballista buildsliterally everyone would make LGS and martial arts builds>RNG basically eliminated from your run>very strong weapons with fun move sets
>>555789328They would have to revamp all the stats but they're too fat
>>555789328 It would bloat the rng pool too much making it harder to get certain weapons/relics.
anyone in q rn? I got time for a run
Since NR released till now, I have never picked any field Libra option other than eventual greatness.I don't even know what the others do.
>>555790443>>555790443
>>555790365This is only a negative for halosloppers
>>555780905>>555783001Need to mating press you so bad
>>555783931weird misinformed post
>>555790483Sorry, I don't feel like playing.
>>555790448Status ailment resistance is the best one tho and you obviously wanna buy the mohg tear now
>>555789328Because they already hit the quota so there’s no reason for them to expend any more effort on it. That simple.
>>555790483I'm also 1/3 maybe we're missing a third
>>555790960i'll join after 10 min
So the hardest bosses for D5 right now are just ED Dogs and ED Balancers right? Balancers are at least honest but the dogs are so ass to fight.
Just beat Ludwig, what did i think of this boss?
>>555791463>Balancers are atleast honestExplain to me what part of the worm phase is honest and how overlapping special attacks ie overhead spear slam and mace slam is play tested and balanced
Can Libra even be stance broken?
>>555791896Every boss can be stance broken apart from maybe animus
>>555791896>>555791996>https://eldenringnightreign.wiki.fextralife.com/Libra+Creature+of+Night+Everdark+Sovereign+(Equilibrious+Beast)Thanky.What are you suppose to do about the doppelgangers? Specifically avoid killing you, is that how you circumvent the level drain?
>>555791896Yes but when you stancebreak him during his summoning animation, he ignores it and instantly refreshes his poise because his summoning animation overrides every other animation
>linking fextralife
>>555792056>Blessing of Deception>Will not consume flasks, but each use will lower your level.Literally the one time this happened, it was immediately after I killed my doppelganger. I should've been killing them this whole time!>>555792171What's the summoning animation? Doesn't matter, I assume I'll recognize when he calls in doppelgangers and chill.Thank.
stfu trish you're insufferableSHIT YOURSELF!
>>555791746Learn how to read
>>555791737You thought it was extraordinarily kino how he wrestled back his sanity from madness and regained his humanity through sheer force of and now believe his OST is objectively the best thing From has ever composed music wise like everyone else who’s been fortunate enough to fight him.
>>555764484made for white babies
>>555792614lol
anyone queueing?
>>555776869Why is this a webm he’s just eating
>>555792614>best thing From has ever composedsentient pest's theme blows KEKwig out of the fucking water
>>555783285is it really a troon
Even doe Heolstor's theme mogs bugs....
ed fulghor mogs all
GG giga libra, that was a nice hollows route, very smooth
>>555792290when he summons the condemned, that animation takes like 10 seconds and people smack him hard during that so 90% of the time he gets stancebroken during it but again, hes immune to it in those 10 seconds
>>555792614Truth nuke that triggered resident browns. Nice work.>>555758567>angered birdshitterCinema.
gg normal libra, beastslop makes me play too carelessly
>>555792430mmmm nyo
>>555793164gg ed libra weird not doing the castle but a nice change of paceI'd like to try properly clearing the underground area underneath the castle sometime see how it compares
>>555793164whos' tinpo
>>555793268Least obvious samefag
>>555793324the clanker from the wizard of oz
>>555793257Okay, that's exactly the animation I was thinking of. He also explodes.>people smack him hard during thatLiterally it's only been me, everyone else is way more experienced.
>>555791896>>555792056Mega libra cannot be stance broken, which is kinda sad because a lot of good stagger weapons are wasted, was just usuing fists for example. the closest would be when he gets mad I guess but that's a fixed % of his HP threshold
>>555793324it means penis in japanese lmao
>>555793441No that's chinpo you goddamn baka gaijin affffff
>>555793369Least obvious triggered thirdie
>>555793257>>555793376Also thank you.>>555793389I'm assuming you mean the windows to stance break him are too short to do so. And by the time you make him angy, you wouldn't benefit from a stance break.
>>555792910yeskirara from jjk
ggs ed goat i guess going underground is better if we're aiming for the ninvader buff
>>555793521No giga libra just cannot be staggered for a riposte at all, normal libra can
>>555793485you don't know how the japanese type in romaji then
>>555793521dont listen to trishtinx xhe has no idea what xhes talking about, ed libra can be stancebroken but its rare because of the situation i explained about
>>555793597Idk im not a weeb
>>555793324alt
stfu trishjeet
>>555793597those kanas read "chinpo"....
>>555793706go queue
>>555793667HE CANNOT BE STANCE BROKEN OMFGi am livid
I checked the nightrein section on twitch and its all duchesses, ironeyes and recluses
>>555794150one of these things is not like the others
trishtinx is the ultimate tourist; besides coming from twitch xhe hasn't read any of the manga/played the games of the characters xhe avatarfags ashighly embarrassing individual
>>555794481Ive been here longer than you
>>555793689Aint no way thats someones alt, dude is just another tourist that uses the pw for carries.
>>555793514>>555793268>threadshitter is upsetkino
>>555794709i think tinpo is an alt, he let me get crits when stuff gets stancebroken and only someone from here would know that
>>555794682
>>555794860Every time I've seen him he's 3 barred to the NL as Wylder.
>>555794860I take your crits on purpose because you're a weirdo and I'm from here doe
>>555794963proof?
Saars, it is time to que
you take things that belong to someone else on purpose because you are brown, wyldalit
>>555795056My proof is that they are bad at the game and jobbed hard when Ive seen them. They also rarely show up in gg screenshots, suggesting they play very little, and win even less.
>>555795184>no proofconcession accepted, ydptg award granted
based wyldGAWDS making executroons seethe and piss their pants
>>555795056Oh Ive got one.
>>555794150It's partially why I have 140 wins with Undertaker and 80 with Wylder even tho I don't like using him, without someone who can actually survive one hit while keeping aggro these one trick ponies lose in 30 seconds
>sens webming other people mistakes ironic
>>555792437I quoted you, fucking retard
2FA
>>555794150Are we finally acknowledging dps bot is the least skillful way to play the game
>>555795982Least skillful is parryspam on executor.
lovely wyldsaar cope you love to see it
>>555793324isn't it dingle?
>>555796067Triggering him specifically is top notch.
>saar>SAAR here i come*misses ult*>bloody benchAAACCKKKKK
>>555796657Poor guy is having a fit what happened to him?
>ergites are winning so many games now that they resort to shit on other players for using this or that build because that's the only thing left to bitch aboutwe don't need nerfs, we need depth 6+
>>555796705this is true, everyone's moving on to different games because there's no incentive to keep playing aside from farming winstreaks that get lost to DCsthe game is simply too easy
>>555796845kek
>>555796870What's so funny
>>555796845I'm concerned too.
>>555796845imagine depths actually extending to infinity like they advertised...
>>555797349You can play depths forever just like they advertised.
>>555794793>>555794481>>555793706>>555795165>>555796314>>555796657>terrtinx is projectingcinema
gg calicohaving to duo with terr because the other guy fucking left!
girls FTW epic erg match
>please close the ace base before startingwtf error was that? never had this before
new guy are you herewhy did you leave at the start of the game
i think i figured it out. endfields anti cheat and nightreigns don't seem to like each other
>>555797979he saw you and he was like aw hell naw i think
>>555797979Sneedger
>>555798114no he didnt have cheated relics
Deep of Night relics only work in Deep of Night, right?
>>555797675>>555798021Nightreign doesn't likes chinese anti-cheat. It also happens with WuWa How fares your journey endmin?
>>555798021I tried that game and it made me remember why I fucking hate gacha gamesQuickly uninstalled
>>555798338>After finishing a Deep of Night expedition, players can receive Depths Relics as rewards, which can only be used in the Deep of Night.
>>555798485i just finished that boss with the six arms at the power plataeu and felt like nightreign after the tata incident. didn't think i'd feel sad despite the forced tear jerker "thank you" kek
I also tried endfield and after a couple days it felt like having a second job, it wasn't fun or engaging at all
>>555797979it's probably the same guy we blocked a couple days ago with another name, triggering him to leave at the start of the game was for the best
gg normie libra
Bro I thought war cry gave you hyper armour why the fuck am I being hit out of my r2 trades?
@terrjeetgo live now
>>555800964elden ring or nightrein? what are you trading with
>>555801105elden ring omenkiller cleaver 1h
>>555801156>1htheres your problem, 1h weapons that aren't colossals dont have hyperarmor
>>555801264War Cry?
>dodging adel
>>555801303barbaric roar and warcry only give big poise when you are 2handing, this counts for all weapons
>not dodging adel
can you poise through big attacks near totem stela with the newly buffed effect?
Adel is a free win but is unironically boring. >>555801586If you take the relic effect for it.
>>555801478Gay. Alright than, thanks anon.
Is everdark caligo lower depths just a gg? Seriously the worst cunt in the game
>>555801649actually my last defeat with the pw was vs adel triple guardian run
>>555801758Easy win if you bring any of the characters that can knock enemies hard with ults. Feels like the game gives the cranial candlestick to someone and they just have to know to take it then the fight is over before it starts.
ggs broken gnoster lol
the most stacked run ever so it could be non-ED is peak sovl gg
>>555801963>>555802002that was too gawdlike...
>dodged adel>dodged balancersnow just give me augur so i can complete the trifecta dodge
>>555802047
>>555802157what does that have to do with anything?
>>555802157Never stop doing this
>>555802269cute newfriend... *kisses you*thats our resident thread paranoid schizophrenic, he loves to post random screenshots of /v/ threads without any context
>>555802157There really is a brand new bg3 thread every time the chucklefuck shows up.
>>555802157>impel downWow. That is damning. He literally just posted some gay faggy OP edit image a few threads ago. You might have a point after all.
>>555801523>>not dodging a-CK
>>555802157Nah dats our gawdlike retard spammer getting 2 factored again
spammed the same 6 month old image award
>>555802490GET YOUR LIPS OFF ME WOMAN I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS!
>>555802885ugh fineand if you couldn't tell, there are all himself replying to his own post555802772555802660555802593
>>555802767Strange I’m actually queuing now. Do you have my profile up or something lmao
>>555803039Poor guy is getting upset again
>>555803039 (me)Oopsie I’m retarded and new to the site meant >>555802772 >>555802660 >>555802593
dragonirian schizo vs mass reply anonwho wins
>>555803624whats that?
>>555803624they are the same person
>>555803624That’s not a person terrtinx keep trying though maybe it’ll be real one day
So peaceful, so calm.
>>555803624>triggers the both of themI kneel.
>>555799356Hayai, you only started like 1-2 days ago too. That was funny for me because some guy left a gift for me.
How is noticing this powerful?
>>555803968>>555803671you made it talk to itself again nicely done victory is yours
>>555804241Okay anon is definitely on to something here these threads are about this general. How long has this been going on?
crazy how 20 of the last 30 posts is 1 person
>>555804241I've noticed bbc threads start appearing on /v/ every time someone triggers the resident pajeet
>>555804427Few years. Anons started fucking with him way back when ER was just the basegame.
gg harmonia golden parry is ass
>>555804686it's not ass at all, in NR it has the pre-nerf frames its just that you are not the host, but the 16 year old mexican is
>>555792809because he's zizek
ggs chaos gnoster gladius raid coming at the right time
bg bugs holy floor-kissing that was my worst run ever thanks for the carry
>>555804896really? i know NR is pre-patch but there's only vague info for this stuff
>>555804896>it's not ass at all, in NR it has the pre-nerf frames its just that you are not the host, but the 16 year old mexican isexejeet cope, I've parried chinese people with 500ms in pvp, get REAL
>>555805302Because online games have existed for like 30 years now and the normalcy of it isn't discussed nowadays. You should understand how latency works in the current day, no one should have to explain it to you.
in q saars
>>555805141>>555805243ggs
>>555805302same with bloodhounds step, test it out in the sparring ground it goes as far and is as spammable as the pre-nerf versionmany stuff that got nerfed because of pvp balance were reverted to their broken state for NR since its pve only
>>555805386what're you on about? I'm talking about the parry frames retard, only the ER wiki has specifics but its post patch dataI dont know the pre-patch data
>>555805574You don't need any of the data wikitard.
>>555804113actually i've been playing since release i just progress very slowly
>>555805620Knowing if its 8 frames or 12 frames when the game is 60 frames per second makes him feel better when he whiffs. He can say it was something else besides his own failure if he knows the frame data. Yes, its a mental illness.
>>555805620>>555805828I just like to know how they compare, didn't realize this was offensive to some
>>555806028I know I already described it as a mental illness.
what is diddy d bluddy talking about
>>555806101yeah yeah, you think everything is a mental illness
gg
>>555804686Notice you were not blue/host? It becomes easy if you were.
>>555806324hyper cringe obsessed terrtinx post
kinda cursed day 1 but gg heolstor btw I found out the other day that when you have a weapon with "attack up when wielding two armaments" that only gives you more damage when you're powerstancing and hitting with the button that swings both at once and not anything else, similarly with the two-handing line, that only gives you more damage when attacking while two-handing a weapon and not when using ash of war etc, however melee attack up buffs everything including your ash of war for some reason.
>>555807000i thought it was the left handed weapon gets the benefit regardless of attack
>>555807134Oh is it? I did not test it like that I only dropped and picked up some weapons while hitting trashmobs
>>555806130I play M&KB and I don't do this, maybe I need to learn because I can tell he's hyperaware of his surroundings and doesn't randomly job to a trashmob hitting him from behind like me.
demon duo keeps kicking my ass in solo mode
>>555807249i'm pretty sure i read that up somewhere, same as improved stance breaking while dual wielding, but it could be wrong honestly
>>555807789The DLC wasn't balanced for solo and wasn't balanced for depths.They playtested a few rounds of communicating 3-man D0 then sent it.
>>555807452Its manufactured to look stupid like someone spazzing out in an fps while hotswapping their weapons like a crackhead.
Would you guys be willing to play with an unloveable chudcel?
>>555807973Depths is tested and works as intended. You mistook a system that is designed to put you into a depth tier and thought it was designed for infinite growth.
>>555808356we already do with many
>>555808356All erg boys are chudcels and all erg girls are femcels
stream please
>>555806130average terr webm
>>555805620>>555805386lmao why did you flip out at someone asking a basic questionbro you sound like the most annoying friendless retard ever
poor horse :(
>>555809054What are you rambling about?
>>555808414It's meaningless when anyone can haloslop their way into D5. Or relic cheat in a game that refuses to do anything about cheaters.
QUEEN MARIKADOES NOT SHIT
>>555809150mmmmm what NON sense are you SPEWING about MENTALLY ILL RETARD? cease this IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!! before i poop my pants again!!!!thats you, lmao
>>555809150He's just going to reply to every post in the last half hour seething at everyone don't engage.
>>555806846if i can't parry with the lag then i dont deserve to parry without it
>>555808414>designed to put you into a depth tierthe problem with this is when you play long enough, you will be either D2 or D5Anyone under D2 or in-between D2-D5 is either just playing depths and climbing ranks, or intentionally resetting Depths rank.
>>555809346isn't this literally impossible? either you have to do it before you even see the attack come out or do it uber late which means eating the attack and dying
/erg/ I've only ever done dex builds in elden ringshould I do dex+int or dex+arc? I was going for arcane but then I did ranni's quest and she's cute so I wanna do sorceries
gg goat
>>555809408Then you are a D2 or D5 player. Realizing you (not you specifically) are only a D2 player is why people are getting upset.
>>555809075ggshifty did you like my moonveil balancers build
>>555809543gg poor guy didn't even last 2 minutes
>>555809543ggs wyld & rev
>>555809646it was decent going for moonveil instead of RoB is at least more soulful if not less effective
I was thinking about doing a silly Nightreign appreciation build in ER just for shitsGrafted Sword, Marais sword, maybe shattering crystal or beast claw. something like that.
>>555809950on NG7 this was the hardest boss in the game for me
>>555809505we only play nightreign here
>>555810167bweeeee
>>555810067I did that with executor when nightreign was first announced. It was only deflecting tear and the co-op mirror to be orange.
>>555809505sorceries are just shit ash of wars, if you're dex int spamming Ice Spear mogs every sorcery.
>>555809505Dex int is wizardslop and dex arc is katanaslop, its up to you. both are good in ER
>>555809505You could get the shitty albinauric staff and cast spells with your arcane.
>>555810676I bet that does no damage
>>555808356That’s described at least 50 percent of the 10 people still here so yes>>555808770This
>>555810772Wow. Hit the brap on the diaper with this trvke nvke. You sent his ass brapping. This. So much this. Agreed. His brown thread shitter ass is on fire. Couldn't have put it better. Wow. Wow. wow wow wow agreed this this this this this this this this this
Hello gamers, Ishizaki here.Any tips for improving the game?
>>555810908this. sent his ass flying. nicely done. made the trannies seethe too.
Another melty brewing up
>>555810167some of us like pussy and not cock, actually
>>555810746it's shit yeah...The maternal staff is better but you'll need a bit of int too.
>>555810951hats and more silly skins
>>555811010This post succinctly hit the nail on the head. His brown ass is melting because he'll never be white. Nicely done. Agreed. Trvke. Made the browns seethe too.
>>555810951DROP THE SOTE WEAPONS AND SPELLS
>>555811010Thats why we call him a lolcow.
>>555811017you sound like an incel. nicely done.
>>555811160This. Hit the nail on the head and sent his ass flying.
>>555810772>>555811010>>555811160you mindbroke it here for some reason guess it’s that time of the month for him again. brace for shitter impact.
>>555811314Something bad must have happened in the steppes.
>>555811314This.
>>555811365Hit the nail on the head. nicely done.
>>555803624This thread is about to be cut in half isn't it?
>>555810498>>555810617>>555810676Hmmm you're not selling me dex int very much.I guess I'll stay arc dexI wish there was better fashion in this game
>>555811490Probably going to ask why a bunch of new names are on the pass thats his go-to recently. Poor guy is stuck in a loop or something.
>>555811541just be yourself, respecing is cheap so try it for yourself.
>terr revealing all the phrases and memes that trigger and annoy himWhat a helpful lolcow. Handing us the method on how to extract laughs from him the best.
>>555811562>Poor guy is stuck in a loop or something.He's referencing fashion now so you know who it is lol. He's begging for the abuse at this point.
>>555811695>>555811681>>555811562This. Succinctly hit the nail on the head.
>>555811541when can we expect to see you on kinod.com?
>>555811695He gets off on anons making fun of him from years of being groomed on discords.
>>55580362490% of erg is this, grim
even doe we're all brahmins here dumb newfag
>>555811490Does seem to be that time again yeah...
>>555812423This was the downfall for the guy, sad to see.
>reveals his presence with signature butchered shartoidspeakclassic terrjeet
>>555812481The same type of thing has happened to him on numerous boards. You should have seen the pvp threads back in the day right after one of his alts got doxed.
>>555812090Is that why people moved to discord? The threads are pretty much unusable now.
>repeat back some of mass reply schizos lines>This sends him spiralling Lmfao
>>555812638>You should have seen the pvp threads back in the day right after one of his alts got doxed.I saw em chief. I got a lot better at pvp watching people kill him.
>makes up people that don’t exist againGotta love a mind raped thirdie
>>555812638>>555812807do you really talk like this
>>555813029In english? Yeah.
@terr why does this nigga obsess over you every thread what did you do to diddy blud
ggs heolstor mmm yes the level 3 blood fort what could go wrong tho if we walked back out we could have maybe killed the invaders i guess
>>555813124Terr is still operating as if he isn't the person anons are discussing. Months of showing threads timed to his shitposting haven't gotten to him yet.
gg heolster that was pretty good considering we had no proper negation
>>555812650>nowhow new
wipe kino from earlier today to counteract the shitposting
>>555813237>>555813321absolutely shit run from me at least you two did well
>>555809791>it was decent going for moonveil instead of RoB is at least more soulful if not less effectiveThey nerfed the moonveil beam hard in nightreign because it was one of the boss killers while halo scythe is fine, but it's okay with balancers and if you land the meele part of the ash
>>555813325You sound upset
>>555813361oh baby a triple!
Why are avatar-posters like this? And what happened to that rule?
>>555813361surprised it didnt teleport, that thing is so fucking stupid
>>555813580You sound upset
>>555813361>lv1if you skip the baby camp you 100% deserve this
>>555813517>>555813647loops engaged
>>555813701You sound upset
>>555813662could've been rat church start
>>555813701Loops mean he's been beaten for that part of the day take it as the victory it is, you'll get many of them.
rare triple rev run, here we go
>>555813826>level 2 AND a free flaskbest start. The 4 nobles right next to the church will give you the exp to hit 2 every time. Might be the fastest start possible.
>>555813238Would've been more believable if you at least refrained from boogeymanning while he's sleeping, but you do this shit even when it's 3 AM in the Netherlands.
kyuu kudasai
>>555813992imagine the smell
>>555814145This works better when you use a tripcode to defend him.
>>555813238He’s replying to you and talking about himself in third person like his brown neet ass follows any kind of reasonable or consistent sleep schedule but you’re objectively correct as everyone with a brain knows
>>555813238>>555814318HE'S IN THE WALLS
>>555814268Bodied that freak.
>>555814318>>555814268>>555813701>>555813238holy fuck now he’s making memes about himself we’re witnessing a whole other level of rape right here
>>555812481He didn't go full tilt until this image got posted and yeah he was asking for it lol
i think the soviet union collapsing was at fault here
>>555814717>>555814621>>555814318It’s just him recoiling from a taste of his own medicine. Guy constantly insults and obsesses over other posters and players in the thread and calls them ‘jeets’ and ‘troons’ endlessly but when people recognize his threadshittery and focus the spotlight on him for a minute he has a panic attack. Cries out in pain as he strikes you type thing.
>>555815162Same thing has happened on every board he posts on.
>its another d5 run without a physical defense up at full healthAlt f4
>>555815162the trvkiest trvke that ever did trvke….. holy moly….
>>555815061only because the galilean moons of jupiter were also in resonance at the time
>>555813124ask the brown creature, not mei honestly dont know what i did that made me his object of schizophrenic obsession but i dont mind it either since i just ignore him
So calm, so peaceful.
>>555778585Actual, unironic, truth nuke post
>>555802807Got upset by it award
>>555816775Knees not ashy enough.
>>555813992that went a hell of a lot better than I thought it would go all things considered
gg libra-pilled beastslopers
>>555817205gg ED libra, 1 beastslopper is broken enough imagine 2 of emalso I should've just ult'd to avoid the first couple deaths when I was surrounded by 4 rev clones AND libra lmao
>>555816775I NEED this
>>555817230hi shifty. I'm a beast slopper
>>555780905kinda creepy how you're a fat dude avatartfagging as a little girl
>>555817442hiwhy are you like this
>>555815061I blame the industrial revolution
>>555816775Hmmm i might get one...
>>555771926Queue dodges hard bosses, that's how.
pls queue up
>>555818608is ducky duck there?
>>555818656ye
gg balancers, not even bad gear rng can ruin our run.
>>555818883gg, could be lot better my bad. never tried raider on them before and couldn't get the timing to attack right. also shit gear for sure.
ggs caligo pesky scholar invader
>>555819615ggTwisted Reincarnation kinda dogshit
Which is better?
>>555820037right
>>555820037left
>>555820037middle
>>555820037empty relic slot is better
A newbie in the year 2026 being subjected to HULKAMANIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAX3Entudg
I'm sad
>>555820559>newbieShe is better than half this general.
>>555821141Why are you sad?
>>555789556There are only 2 greatbows in loot orbs, 1 before the recent patch
>>555821381no cute /erg/ bf(female)
>>555821141
>>555821141zuk/madison coded post
why the ping spam meltdown
>>555821553
gg hotdogs that was weird I thought he does the pull sword out of the ground and shoot firewave at each player 1 at a time and he shot it at our direction twice already surely the 3rd one will go the other way so I could shoot him but no the 3rd goes our way too :S
>>555822748I lost it after the 2nd pot troll death while trying to get to the roof, my brain dc'd from there ongg no more nightreigning for me today
>>555822854gg same i was really confused when it went for you
>>555822854If someone has 0 aggro on Gladius then he doesn't shoot at them
>>555822645shut it t***
>>555822645which one though
>>555820559she did it! I'm actually getting whiplash from watching how many hits you can take in the base game and not die after playing nightreign for so long
ggs heolstor
>>555824464pretty smooth run, didn't intend to go magic but all the loot i got pushed me in that direction
>>555810951Make quitting on character selection screen lose pointsMake so you can give regular runs without stakes a depth level you've reached/beaten to actually be able to experiment with your setups without fear of losing 600 pointsReduce balancers odds at D5 to 5+5/6+6% over current awful 8+8%Add Libra raid to some of the DLC seedsGive hoelstor +10/15% magic absorbtionGive ED Libra a cooldown on the NPC healNerf skill damage increase of balancer relics to +14% over 21%Rework the +vig/end -mind respec relic of revenant to not be literally awful Reduce ED Dog fire affinity damage output by 10/15% in exchange for +15/20% hp Thanks
>>555810951increase the drop rate of normal enemies so many nice white weapons you basically never get to use because you can't find them. more white weapon drops in general from chests
stream? anyone?
Imagine letting a video game story go over your head.
I. love. vagueposting.
>>555825697We got a pretend newfag here
>>555825381I was going to this weekend but too depressionmaxxed now.
>>555825837At least he isn't using namefaggotry anymore.
>>555825381ping extremist in the 'ord
sorry bwos
>>555827109everyone has their off games anon, you did well! the missed ults were funny though.
smee stream kudasai
>>555825837Please point to the post your post applies to.
You can stop hyping yourself up, brownoid. It's pathetic
I'm going chud mode yall!
smee please redeem the needful
>>555822794you will find your rev gf(male)
>>555826191I miss the arcane maxxer days.
saars we run this place
>>555827858He's still around he's been making hints with the double x for the last hour.
>>555827515>no responseCurious…
>>555828919Anyone here played where winds meet?
>>555826981i'm not in the cord
>>555820559Didn't this person retire or graduate or whatever? Or was that just a hiatus? I'm confused
>>555829218she returned in dec
lol
ahaha
>>555824919>Add Libra raid to some of the DLC seedsThis exists
>>555826981maybe in a little while I want to eat and decompress first
Keep it to yourself or else
>>555830341>>555830296unlucky random pivot cancel draining all my stam so i couldn't ultcheck how my character instantly snaps to face dancer a second in
>>555808356yea i love those
https://www.twitch.tv/smee_73
>>555831602>73yo this unc 53 years old
>>555831602yipeeeee!
>>5558313783 melees in d5 is asking for trouble for exactly this reason, someone should've balanced the team with a ranged option
>>555831883no its just 3 shit players
>>555831602@dragonirian schizolook terr is live go watch him instead of shitting up the thread
>>555832023Slayer is not shit
>>555831602Gross. No wonder the thread smells like diarrhea.
>sens blocked me for being bad>can't stop kissing the floor himselfthe irony
>>555833336omg did she really?
>>555833336Don't worry he blocked me for being too good, he's a faggot
>>555833417>she
ggs ED fulghor
Poor Terr having to carry these two deadweight.
gg ez wp
>>555831602>terr>sens>ccNightmare lobby
>>555833916>>555834017CC is 100x better than you lets be real
>>555833916poor cc*
why is he doing tower
>>555834227Because he's brown and retarded that's why
WHY DIDNT HE TAKE THE CRIT TALISMAN
>>555833916Terr is the deadweight as well so that’s a lot of weight he’s carrying around
New thread >>555834442>>555834442>>555834442
>>555834227i wish people would do towers when i'm on a hollow run
to the random anon that recommended takeko kousiki some threads ago thank you, she's cute :)
Red Wolf completely styled on this goofball
>>555834518Nobody did that don’t make things up
>>555814502>>555747952>>555815752>>555831602Death to cuckolds like yourself
>>555827156Stupid whore. AI will swallow your "career"
>>555837350most poojeet coded post itt
GGs Mystery Nigga Adel.
>>555778176>>555776843>>555778864weird bitter and jealous seethe posts >>555776959awful terrjeeta projection
>someone blocking tried to snipe>2/3lol that's what you get