Previous: >>555743580>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
The Goddess of Victory will bless me with 3* turf spark with GW.
Neicha love
TAMAMO HAS A SMALL PENOR AND BRINGS TUPPERWARE TO ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS!
>>555766454her and Rice
unimaginably sweaty opedoto sex
>>555766749i do that too though...
>>555766859Owhat now
>>555766867based i would do it if i had the balls
>borrow fuku mlb>these starting stats on turn 0Is Matikanefukukitaru speed really this strong or is there a catch?
Ayabe is litearally built and crafted for NTR
how much stam should pace pasa have for cap since her ult requires?
>spin 12What the fuck
>>555767017>"strong early game!!!">"but is there a catch?"
>>555767017the catch is the starting stats is the best part. She's not great in any other area, even subpar
>>555767017you are dependent on one single event through your entire run and i think it doesn't have training preference so she could spend the entire run in guts
>>555766686if only i got turf or sprint…
>>555767049You won't run out of Stam even with 100 Stam bwo
>>555767017>>555767168I only did one MLB borrow with her and she showed up on speed maybe five times, AWFUL
>>555767017She will fuck off for the rest of the career
>>555767017no special prio
ace on my facealert!! rare picture with paamaa!!
>>555767017If you get a chance, count the number of times she pops up in speed.
Guys, I don't think an oonige Suzuka is viable in the next CM... I haven't won a single time
Goofy ass uma
>>555767480i think brians smirk is DUMB looking!
>>555767102does this guy still play uma
OGURI IS A KEK AND BOUGHT HER OWN KEK CHAIR TO WATCH ALL THE JAPAN CUPS
>>555767567...do you want to rephrase that, bwo?
>>555767567I think YOU'RE dumb looking!
>>555767472You just need to be at exactly 800m when the server updates so you can activate A&S, easy stuff
>>555767017>first chain>both option can result in failureaiiieee
>>555767017Everyone is triying to >UMMM ACKSHUALLLYYYY but the card is a highroller casino bananas type of card.I had like 4 injuries with Tamamo but since I was hitting Matikane I capped speed in a run I would normally get like 950 at best,not to mention the other times where she landed on a random training and helped push it even further.Sure, being consistent is useful but being realistic sometimes you have to play like an ape if you want results and lo and behold, this is the card for you.Its ultimately the same logic behind swapping sweepy for windy. Do you like number go up? go Fuku, otherwise slot anything else. Her highs are the highest, but her lows suck (not that it matters since in this game we always go for the highest highrolls)
>>555767049The best thing about sprint is your stamina is naturally going to be too high in a career run. I feel more bad for Bono bwos because she somehow requires being drained of stamina to ult, and that doesn't get fixed until later.
Repbros, I need your strongest TLDR
>>555768012bigwa hugehead
>>555767586Fuck if I know, don't have his user ID nor club name.
I look like this
>>555767567you forgot
>>555767773What the fuck do you mean by thatI thought A&S didn't activate on this track
>>555768094you wanna fuck?
>>555767815High rolls are not just about stats though. You will get S distance/S turf and good hints but get completely fucked by Fuku RNG and ruin your run. Meanwhile if you were using any other Speed card you would have been fine. I'll probably borrow Fuku a bit during MANT for the gamba but using her all the time would be painful
>>555767472S turf D sprint S front, whole groundwork bag of tricks with wet conds OO + front savvy OORun summer maruzensky with NSM, plancha and moxie
>>555768136The server has a 15hz refresh rateIf you are at exactly 800m when it refreshes, you can proc A&SGood luck
Digitan LOVE
Ardan SR card is amazing, +3 mood ups, +40 energy, great skills, WIT rainbows recover a lot of energy and give tons of wit
>>555768258she's a princess
>>555766859gay horse
>>555768415pillow princess
>>555768210I want my Suzuka to WIN.>>555768239Shan't be gambling like that. I'll wait for a different CM.
>>555768012She needs to do math because her sister is fast
Why does nobody ever get namedropped here, on other Gacha threads I see people get namedropped all the time
>>555768515>I want my Suzuka to WIN.And I want to have bed breaking sex with half the characters however neither of us is getting what we want.
>run 5 careers with 10 Sprint sparks>not a single inspiration
>>555768640constant namedrops is a huge red flag that the general has been infested by discordniggers
>>555768640we have a youtuber in /uma/
>>555768640see >>555768717
>>555768515Suzuka can't win
>>555768720who the shanah fag?
wtf is a repbro?
>>555768667are they mostly on the grannies
>>555768136I feel this image.
>>555768653whoreslut
>>555768870The parents are 3+1.
>>555768256cygames must be laughing at me
>>555768640We only have 1 and a half name being dropped. The half is one whale who had a dominant front runner team in Leo Cup (i don't remember), everybody was hating on him at the time. The other is the anon who defeated witGOD, his fans really didn't appreciate it
whats riko friendship do in unity when not running her? is it reqd for unique lvl?
>>555768973the witgod guy is literally in a discord club
>>555768942unrucky
>>555768640This is a good thing.
>>555767472Just run regular Suzu instead of oonige
>>555767586he says he plays his dailies on his bike waiting for new content
>>555768515You're better off running normal Suzu instead of nigger Suzu desu. You will get raped by Pace anyway tho
>>555767472Can you post your Suzuka? I need a reference with the statlines and stuff
Is it worth investing in my kita and fine motion at the uncap levels they're at when I have higher level SRs I could use instead? And what about the rest? Feels like I've hit a B-rank shaped wall no matter what I try.>>555768640Whenever I see namedrops in generals its never for good reasons
>>555766006>rednu won with hishi amazon>I will never win with my oshi uma because I'm a dirty metafag
Is this something
>>555769326pic not related
constant sloptuber mentions are just as bad
How many SSR and Uma selectors are available during 1st anni?
>>555769248Fine is comparable to a MLB SR at that uncap, Kitasan is worse than Sweep, Windy and Halo MLB
uh is this a good spark lmaoit has the important stuff right?(failed ace run)
I love Kawakami Princess!
>>5557694635 ssr so piges can pay their way straight to mlb
>>555768640Irrelevant info, and I have no interest in gaining nor giving 15 seconds of fame needlessly.
HOLY FUCKING 2 PAGER ESSAYSpeed 2 Turf 1 above btw.Take it or leave it?
>>5557695193* blue is always good
>>555769547Wait really? 100$ for 5 SSRs of your choice isn’t a bad deal
>>555769248For MANT Fine is not good unless she's MLB and Kita isn't good in general.If you like doing lots of runs try getting Fuku MLB since you already have her at 1LB and we will get 50 free pulls.If not wait for NTR/Vega and hope you get good SRs for Mant
>>555769538Even when she does ditzy things without thinking!
>>5557694631 free & 1 paid SSR1 paid uma
>>555769248Are those your SSRs? Absolutely grim situation.Use your SRs if they're MLB.Hopefully you're like daily pulling with paid currency as to grab SRs for your account because you've straight up missed half a year of event cards though the 1LB Fuku makes me worried you're just 10 pulling without being able to spark which is really bad.Just save your carats and continue playing casually though that will be hard if you don't log in at all or you ignore events. Like what the fuck do you expect us to tell you?
>>555769645>100$ for 5 SSRs of your choice isn’t a bad dealwhat has gaming come to
>>555769616Take it, but you gotta pair it with a 3*pink
All I want is a 3* turf OR sprint with a not terrible non-stam or guts blue and hopefully a couple useful whites...Is that too much to ask cygays?
I rolled 6 10 pulls on Urara/OperaCouldn't stop myself. I will not roll on them anymore.
>>555769519Pink and whites are bad. Good for looping though. Speed sparks are very nice on parent runs.
>>555769354It's good, test it out on some CM roomsI personally wouldn't buy plancha and instead invested on some more mid-race skillsThat only triggers on 1st or 2nd, at least mummy triggers on 4th
oguri fat so strong that you can cap her speed with 1 speed card
>>555769776it's a gambling game for wagies and the other options are $0 for 0 SSRs, and spending $2000 for 5 SSRs so yeah the other guy is right when saying that "100$ for 5 SSRs of your choice isn't a bad deal"
>>555769616In other words, Corner Adept 2, Sprint Corners 2, Unity Cup 2. Only worth taking if you're not borrowing Bakushin
>>555769904But odds are you will get a banner Uma after 90 pulls so you're pretty close. Might as well pull 30 more
>>555769808I can only pair it with 3* sprint at the moment. I'll exhaust my borrows and if I can't find anything better I'll just say fuck it and start building the Pasa parent.
Is Archer Rudolph better than regular RudolphRegular's outfit is much better...
>>555769927it's still a bad deal even if the other ones are even worse
>>555770042Nah
>>555769904Do one more. It might be the one.
>>555770042who the FUCK is rudolph
>>555769776Phrasing it like that sounds bad, but phrasing it as “Five SSR selectors available for 20 dollars apiece” sounds fine, even if you’d end up buying all of them in both scenarios. It’s just how microtransactions work.
>>555770042idk which is better but you can swap outfits cutie
>>555770140Wait what?
>>555770042OG Rudolf is better
rudolf more like lewdolf
>>555770064It's not a bad deal it's a faustian bargain
At least NY Opera O's ult is good enough to carry her in Aoharu parent runs
>>555770140Yeah but you don't get the cool Rudolf Aura Farming cutscene
>Fan runs and careers in general constantly slop about, never being consistent 100% win runs>Start trying to fix up my TT teams>Do a Bakushin, Vodka and AGNES run, with a focus on Speed, Pow and (heavily) Wit>They win every single fucking race, the moment I focus on Speed and WitI hate this game and it's random bullshit that constantly makes me question myself
>>555770195
>>555769774I am specifically pulling for the fuku banner after having a little over 20k carats saved but I am just playing casually. I've got almost all the Make Debut SRs MLB or one off at this point. I'll save more seriously when Dream Journey is closer to release in a few more years...
>>555770319I thought that was just for the menu or something
>>555770195Yeah man, use whatever outfit you want as long as you have the alts.
>>555767472I'm experimenting to see if Falco inherit works on her, I don't know yet if it will.
by me
>>555770359Running 5 good MLB SRs and renting 1 MLB SSR is completely fine even for CMs, you can get A+ easily that way
>>555770371It works for races since I saw people change their outfit, I never tried it so maybe it's another menu though
>>555770401it only works for the player's POV right?
>>555770463Correct. You can’t trick your opponents.
>>555770463Nope, that's what everyone sees. The icon will show up as the specific one you chose, but the outfit during the race will be whichever one you picked for everyone.
>>555770463NTA but does it even matter if it works for other people?
i want to fuck ayabe and paamaa
>31%
>>555770371>>555770462Tried it and it works OGuri is Christmas Oguri
You get the ability to make racers race in casual clothes if you get a shitload of fans right? Does Pasa run maskless?
>>555770587lets go gambling!
>Three events where she interacts with children and treat them with kindness, even risking her own race for them>Cancels everything for you during Valentines>Literally gives you a marriage ring during senior New YearWhat the fuck why didn't you niggers tell me Opera O was so hard coded for (You)??? She is a first rate centurial mother and wife material
>>555770587Never stop gambling
>>555770587I'd take it since your stats are bricked anyway
>>555770625casual clothes aren't in global yet
>>555770587hit
>>555770587I click that every time
>>555769326rednu forgot to set his finals team and won with random libra aces
>>555770625Casual outfits are for the lobby and profile only, you cannot race in them>>555770640I told you bwo
What is the first thought that comes to your mind when you see this uma?
>>555770640*rapes you*
>had a single white fire between both inspos>had random falco gw>0 useful hints from unity>0 greensqq....
mob umamusume prostitute to keep their racing dream alive
>>555770587You win these.
Heroic Author outfit? more like EROTIC Author, am i rite, Air Groove?
>>555770537That's an odd combo w/ few connections
>>555770782>you cannot race in themcyjuice wont stop me and my desire!
>>555770517>>555770496who is right
>>555770795That's literally all my Pasa's runs, always 0 dist sparks and sprint B
omatsuri mambo
>>555770870I saw a maruzen in the 2* outfit in a room match one time. I don't have her set to that frumpy outfit so I'M right.
>>555770870I am.
>>555767102I first knew of this chrome dome through uma musumeThanks /uma/
Either the Rudolffags of this general are busy or they're frauds because I haven't seen a single post or attempt to make an end closer sprint Rudolf with spurt yet.I do like seeing sprint Rice attempts.
>>555770847
>>555770947When does she release?
Surely, when the lv 11 friendship outfits drop, you'll have more than Oguri, Golshi, and Vodka unlocked, right?
>>555770784infinite loveaffectionbig tittiescuddlesnonincestual incestual sex
>>555770640Her and Fuji Kiseki but Fuji also seems to enjoy calling you brother if I remember correctly
>>555770640centurial boywife lord
>>555771002I am a luna-fag, but I don't give a flying shit for CM.
>>555770636>>555770650>>555770654>>555770674>>555770692>>555770812It worked and then she got two mood downs right after summer
Only one way to settle this92901530>>555770974>>555770870>>555770517>>555770463>>555770496>>555770525yeah
>>555771028Kinda soon, 4 months I think?
>>555770127Cymbally Rudolph
>>555771158It was a bricked run anyway
umamusumes like ketamine. use ketamine to rape umamusumes
>>555771230>5kbFUCK YOUUUU NISHINO FLOWER
>>555770870This guy.
>>555771002position and distance is too much. misery incarnate. AND getting spurt? don't think anyone is that much of a masochist.
>>555771183
>>555771183does not workI see your summer versionand I assume you see my normal Grass Wonder
>>555771391>>555771183Deboonked.
>>555771281
>>555771415I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
>>555771183try starting the match
>>555771415sexoooooooooo
>>555770434If by (me), you mean (me). Then yeah, I'd say it was (me)
>>555771002My borrows have been being eaten. Maybe tomorrow.
>>555771415
>>555770587I don't know why you had to ask that's an instant slam for me.
>>555771481Oh. My apologies, Nishino Flower. I…acted rashly.
>>555771387It does take effort but it's not THAT hard. Borrow a 3* sprint parent, pair it with your 2* end closer, run Golshi or Taishin until you have a 4* end 3* sprint parent. Borrow a 7-9* sprint Mummy Creek and voila, A aptitudes at the start of career. Gamble for spurt on Sweep SSR.
>>555771415based and canon
>>555771028On JP she released same time as MANT, which should be within 2 months
>>555769538Those thighs? Sitting on my face cosntantly
Oh god guys this is it this is the run all I need now is for a Distance spark to make my Condor Pasa's sprint from B to A and that's it
>>555771415Stop posting porn
>>555771367>>555770870Sorry, I meant to gaslight you.>>555770517
>>555771415This distracted me from the event story and I've no idea what's going on nowFuck you
My fella CreekGODS are we mutating her into a sprinter, and if so, what's the deck/sparks looking like
>>555771415Salute the banned o7
>>555771728No, I don't think so.
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>555771987
>>555771987me in high schoolme in collegeme doing my JP reps
>>555771987reset
>>555766006>1st>6959How in the fuck is he that low, even me throwing the races ends me up in 8k
Left or right?
>>555768012her usual clothes and pantsu mysteriously went missing and the only thing available was gyaru-coded clothes, queue several paragraphs of rambling
>>555772086I like Palmer more.
>>555772086threesome is the only answer
>>555772086Palmer XXX
>>555772068Do not strongly interpret the rank
The Three Goddesses appear before you.They want to thank you for your devotion towards horse girls, and they offer you the chance to isekai you temporarily, just long enough to watch your oshi perform 3 (three) songs.Whose concert do you go to and which songs will she sing? No, you can NOT have sex with her, that is not part of the deal.
>>555772086
>>555772086Soul:Soulless
>>555772086only one is >THE STRONGEST (where is he, I miss the ritual posting...)
>>555772172My oshi is the three goddesses.
>>555772221
So does JP allow you to inherit more parent uniques? Or is it still 6 max and more often than not to 2-3?I'm seeing lots of people shilling good Parent uniques but I don't see the big deal if you can only get 2 most of the time.By good uniques I don't mean stuff like Seiun unique that is basically a must have for most Fronts if it works on the track, I mean stuff like the Opera alt unique that I'm assuming have lots of viable sidegrades
>>555772086Palmer. I fapped in my car earlier and passed out for like 20 minutes.
>>555772247...based?
>>555772086pokke because of the smile
>>555772221new reaction just dropped bros
>>555772086palmer has no personality and just copies whatever helios says and does
>>555772086Yaeno and Bamboo are easier to distinguish compared to Palmer and Pocket
>>555772224sex bombWhy would you want shitty mcqueef or ryan gosling umas when you have THIS?
>>555772221>>555772328>botfags when they finally get that automated 9*sparks
>>555772387tazuna sex
>>555772086Left no hesitation
>>555772221What a beautiful image, SEAHAWKS win
>>555772352
>>555772221wtf
>>555772243Died from seething too hard about Suzuka
>>555772221Bottom left for me, but right isn't so bad.
>>555772221>>555772328
>>555772221Is that... Of Japan's prized racehorses?! KAICHO GET DOWN!
i cant believe my run is ruined because of this
6 7
>>555771667you just described a fast track to burnout
kingu needs fancier footwearthe white pumps arent really enough
>>555772086Pokke because im gay
>>555772543Playing without a clear goal in mind is what leads to burnout desu
>>555767586Yes but not on stream
>>555772539Did you know 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 eight(ate) 9
URARA NO!
Disappointed in /uma/ bunch of faggots picking Palmer over Pokke
>>555772370I keep thinking Bamboo is a Symboli because of all of the green in her racing silks.
Power is overrated right?
A lot can change.
>>555770419Newfag here, how much stamina do I need for Sprint Suzuka?
>>555772370I'm quite fond of Bamboo because she shows up whenever Air Groove gets well rested.
>>555772721You need 800 or 900 power for Cap unless you're confident you can hit every accel right.
>>555772742the bare minimum to clear her career if she gets 2400m URA finalsso 400
>>555772721>3 inherited uniques>sub 800 powerWhat did he mean by this
okay bwos I want to bring NY Ulala to the sprint CM, what acceleration skills do I need for her as End Closer to make the best use of her unique, spurt, mummy?? Any advice is would help, even gaslight
>>555772721pretty sure Lates with low Power are dead, start a lobby if you wanna test her
Instead of pulling for her I think I'll just do a masturbation marathon and pray for a spook later. Would be fun to do a CM with three Mejiro eventually though
>>555773125This one is easy
>>555772735they grow up so fast
>>555773125threesome again
>>555773125Left looks like she'll gently rape meRight looks like she's gonna snusnu me
>>555772221>>555771415
>>555772907straight. spurt, rushing gale, perfect prep (thou ulala has the white version in her kit already), highlander, countermeasure could work but urara racing style is kinda weird and NSM. there's probably more but idr at the moment
>>555772907Spurt, Rushing Gale and/or Turbo Sprint, Highlander if viableRed Shift > Mummy
>>555772907HighlanderAoharu POWRed Shift
>>555772932I'm planning on rolling for her, jacking off, and then doing her career. An all mejiro CM sounds interesting though, I may try it
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) maybe. Everyone knows it and its pretty chill despite the constant shitposts about it with simple rules.There will be no miscommunications this time, I promise
Cyge needs to execute botters and then give me auto career already. I'm busy at the factory
>>555773353Sure, I'll join. Yoroshiku896416619288
>>555773401They would just release auto career without killing botters to maintain access to their wallets...
woof getting king halo to 1200/1200 has been pretty rough, especially once i swapped 0* biko to eishin flash for better skillsim close enough that it feels like i just need to highroll a little better to get there (especially since im out of borrows right now)she gets so little wit though, double rainbows are like +25...
>>555773353I have an alt that I log in on once per week, can I join
>>555773331>>555773336>RedshiftHuh does this work for end closers on this track? I have not seen redshift since Taurus
>>555772687They will urape torena together
>>555773607It works as long as you don't reach 5th before 750m or so
>>555772172Hey that's my girl!Her solohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHL7f7N0BHABrilliant Phantasia, the full version with guitar shredding n shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gcw1M53q6IAnd I guess Meni Shuki, but also the full version.The live theater leaves out the best parts of every song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTjkdRRoAAg
>>555773476Mhm nyo, you got booted for flatlining from your last club>>555773523no
>>555773607It's RNG. You hope that you get in 5th place as the final spurt starts. If you hit 5th early it's useless
>>555773509really? your think 0LB Biko gave better stats than MLB Eishin?Eishin should give a lot more stats since her mood bonus at great mood outpaces Biko's TE and Biko doesn't have speed bonus at 0LB
>>555773295my mistake, her white is prudent positioning, not meticulous measuresabout perfect prep, there's a chance it procs right before the last spurt and your uma becomes a balistic missile if other accels proc right after
I FUCKING HATE MEJIRO MCQUEEN
>>555773812
>>555773786me behind her btw
>>555773756True, but I find myself with more time on my hands now. I won't flatline again.
Stop posting porn!
>>555773812How about now?
>>555773786
>>555773786Me on the right
>>555773786whatcha doin there
if the only MLB SSR I have is kitasan, then Finemo's probably the best one out of the competing 3(MKFK/Finemo/Topro) to pull for, right? I've been able to hang with SRs and the borrow for the most part, since I have most of the speed/wit ones MLB.
never stop posting pornit's the best thing about this general
>>555773786for a moment I thought it was Teio
>>555773786Cumming inside of Palmer!
cygames are sick individuals for adding event quests that only are up for 2 days
>>555773937>I only have 1 (one) MLB SSRIf you play the game you can get another MLB SSR
>>555773874Cant do
Keep posting porn
>Everyone already knows Secretariat is the GOAT of American Horses>Mainly known for his American Triple Crown accomplishments>Decide to check his Wikipedia page on his other races>Motherfucker ran on Turf for the hell of it in the very last 2 races of his career>Wins those easily as well and wins Turf Horse of the Year on top of his other accoladesNo fucking wonder Agnes Digital has an A on both track aptitudes if that's what she inherited.
>>555773750>>555773761Alright thanks bwos, I will be grabbing redshift on top of all the other accels, I want to see Ulala win
Reminder that cygays prohibited uma pornBe free, be a hero, post porn
goofy ahh outfit for a viking neigha probably grabbed something from the unused bin at the track
>>555773992Fine, thanks for considering anyway.
>>555773973oh I meant of the non-paid ones. I have the event ones but I figure everyone does so they don't really count.
>>555773786WHERE'S HER BUSH?
I have to go to the Hospital for potassium poisoning (bad) But the good thing is that you can't get Fenomeno poisoning or I would be dead already!
>>555773891Post her embarrassed expression after flashing her cute butt
>>555773937Top Road is a terrible investment, she's a straight brick after MANT. Maruzensky and Creek actually have some longevity.
>be a hero, post pornGayest shit I've heard all year
>>555773884Post porn of Princess!
>>555774098Please don’t die.
>>555773353566508065018
>>555774098Biwa...>>555774082>I have the event ones but I figure everyone does so they don't really count.Not the newfags nor the guy that played the game for about a week on release then afterwards a grand total of 10 hours across the last 6 months
>>555774098did you eat too many bananas?
>>555773937Same situation. I'm pulling for Fuku because i have 60 racks and I like the character. The upcoming FineMo banner doesn't seem great b/c the Kawakami card is really bad, and knowing my luck I'll MLB her instead. I'm going to do the maruzen/finemo banner in August since I'm gonna be a front fag (Palmer + Helios) by then. I still have my selector to burn on her too.
>>555774098how do you even get that did you eat a lot of bananas or something
>>555773992Since when did the Mambo Danchud become this evil
>>555774098If you die I'll be the only Fenomeno poster left so I forbid you to die
>>555774098>I have to go to the Hospital for potassium poisoninghow?
>>555773994You want to watch because you can't get some yourself huh Ogurin lmao
>>555774098Hmmm banana
>>555773751Excellent answer all around friend, impeccable taste.
how the fuck do you get potassium poisoning
>>555774119The twin tails are super cute too. Hope I can scrape together enough to get her and 564.
Have Creek and Doto ever interacted with each other?
Kawakami's Menishuki is really cute!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtU2385Y-mI
>>555774145>post porn featuring women>gayAre you sure you're not projecting?
Does the subject say JP? No? Ok, so stop posting these other horses. Thanks for listening.
>>555774193He's dead...
>>555774346A lot, on my cock and face, at the same time
>>555774245>The upcoming FineMo banner doesn't seem great b/c the Kawakami card is really badIt's not bad, useful for parent runs for frontrunners on behalf of her gold, and you only need her at 0LB because her event has no stat checkJust give that banner daily pulls and see where that takes you.
>
too much pot and ass
>>555774372
>>555774347
>>555773945Nope. This is Teio.
Maybe it's a blessing in disguise when the game decides its going to fuck you over early, lose all your early races, get no rainbows, only bring 2 SSR's but one of them doesnt begin until December senior year...
>>555774227Haha yes I eat Bananas for the shape!>>555774257>>555774293>>555774334I have cancer in my kidney so it makes it hard to naturally get rid of my excess potassium!
do green skills work for Opera O unique? a front with groundwork would proc 4 skills right??
>>555774268>implying I'm him
>>555774437If I buy paid 'rats on 2 different platforms does that mean I can daily roll twice?
>>555774318Fat FUCK
>>555774536bwo...
Wonder A Cute!
>>555774098F
>>555774334if you eat about 500 bananas in a day you can easily get it
>>555774536I see, stay as healthy and safe as possible anon
i wish i had base oguri... shouldnt have fired that selector so early, i regret it every day
>>555774489>1200lb teiofag finally gets his prize
>>555773937Roll on Fine Motion. Once you're at 3LB, stop rolling unless you're very close to pity. Spend remaining carats on NTR banner to get Vega to MLB (most likely spending SR gems). Roll on Maruzensky Fine Motion banner until pity to reach MLB.
>>555774458
>>555774489Me on the right
Holy shit is there any resource that has exact failure rates for events? AI slop hides the shit out of it. I'm just trying to see the chance to pass fuku's events.
real whore hours
>>555774705Curren looks like THAT?!
>>555773937Finemo is the best long term investment. Top Road is very strong for the next scenario, but then is dead 4 months later.Fuku is similar to Top Road, but I think is still somewhat usable for a little longer
BAKUSHIN!
>>555774458Enough!
>>555774705bwoski, you're part of the brownlem
>>555774536good luck bro
>>555774705This post is a confession btw
>>555774572Rude
>>555774640>>555774650>>555774763Thanks for the concern! I should be fine as my Doctor said It's around an only 10-20% fatality rate. And I never fail trainings with those odds so it should be fine!
>>555774705>complains about porn spamming>porn spam
>>555774697
>>555774773Ok, I'm 80% sorry.
>>555774572
>>555774804I wish you well and hope you will make a speedy and lasting recovery
>>555774536Here, take this orange. It blesses you with good health, and if this post ends in a 7, you'll also get your next desired uma within 50 pulls of her banner.
'sup bitches
horny thread tonightkeep going
Daiwa Scarlet cannot wrap her hands around her thighs, and that is a GOOD thing.
I did 5 runs today danchoudo I get headpats?
less attention whore and more uma whores
cow wife good
>>555774536I'm rooting for you, anon. I lost my dad to kidney cancer.>>555774950Bro...
>>555774838
Is we getting extra card pulls tomorrow?
>>555775006sup dude!
Whats the average MANT runsI already do 22 races with Taiki by attempting all the G1s possible with sprint and mile
>>555775051Umas are good girls, they're not whores.
Is Suzuka's runaway really bricked as soon as you lose one race?
>>555775132One Inch of Love begs to disagree
>>555775053FUCKMY BAD
>spend 90% of my time on this game doing Opera O runs>love Opera O >save up for banner>get 3 Oguri Caps in a rowanons...i cant take this shit...
>>555775132Well said friendUnless you were being sarcastic, in which case shut up
>>555775053Sucks to hear, that's rough. Thankfully mine's only potential 2 because we caught it early.
Daiwa's unique should work on Suzuka for this track I think
>>555774880literally what is her problem
>>555775061>X makes a losing move>O throws away a guaranteed winHow can you be so coombrained that tic-tac-toe is too high IQ for you?At least learn to play before vandalizing my princess.
>>555775206Year 2 no. After that yeah you're boned. Also you need a high enough race bonus to spam those extra races.
>>555775132current chang
>>555775206It_depends.dllThe later you lose the worse obviously and losing Takarazuka Kinen is probably a death sentence. However if you have strong enough stats then you want to run additional races anyway for the skill points so it may not be completely terrible, just annoying.
>>555775061
>decide to renew my TT Maru>try out MLB Fukukitaru cause why not>first S+Goddamn I'm so tempted to spark her now
>>555774880O-OH NO...?
A bunch of Satono Diamond imageshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
Daiwa scarlet owes me apology sex for seducing me with such an obscene and voluptuous body.
>>555775285We think he was misdiagnosed long before the cancer was found. It spread all over his body, but he still fought it for 15 years. I'm sure you're in a much better position. God bless, anon
>>555775450I'm disappointed her pal benefits don't stack with a pal card. Then again if they did it'd be too busted.
>>555775021If she wants 11 kids she’s going to need that thickness
The semen retention line is getting too high, I can only get so many points
>>555775353Hey just so you know the combination of her mouth and mustache looks likea happy face
>>555775521That's a shame, double energy reduction would've been amazing
>>555775021Those are the legs of a number one.Maybe twigs like Suzuka and Teio should be taking notes.
There's this feature in some gacha games where they'll have a space for players to review a unit and discuss its strengths and I wish this was a feature for supporto cardos
I just preordered.
>>555775775Holy shit, imagine the gaslight
>>555775432
So tomorrow do I not log in until the Fuku banner starts? I have been logging in every day, I just don't know if tomorrow's Tama banner banks over instantly.
>>555756803thanks anon, I enjoyed reading these
>>555756074F-fuck I happen to be a Currenfag too
>>555775852According to the news, if you don't spend the pulls then they transfer over.The first login thing is just for the 10-pull stock
>>555774346Not that Im aware of
>>555775097it's 30 to 40 races in MANT
>>555774540yes and yes
>>555775801which store?
There has not been enough Fine Motion recently
>>555775818
>>555775028Spechan always gets headpats
>Glasses over mask
>>555776104Holy based retard El
>>555776061Why is Sweepy a slut?
>>555775959Oh my, so its Maruzensky, Oguri, Pasa, Grass most of the time?
Do I need a second non runaway front if I'm using Suzuka?
>>555776141she's not
>>555776104She really is terminally retarded...
>>555776141Reputation of being a cumdumpster for studs in her post-racing career (even though Dober had just as many children)
>>555776248put those hooves away
>>555776285
>>555776341That dot on her tongue looks like a piercing.
No bulli El!
>>555776061cats game
>Suzuka loses to paces before final corner endsMaybe she does need Resplendent Red Ace..
>>555776395What is her casual outfit supposed to be, a football club shirt?
>>555776440wagie outfit
>>555776415
>Run A+ late surger in oguri legend race>Blocked, lost by distance>Blocked again, lost by distance>Won by distancefuck this piece of shit game
>>555776248Put those hooves on my face
>>555776415I fucked up but you can't win every game.
>go to this family restaurant where your childhood friend is working as part-timer>she is the first waitress to welcome (You), as if already noticing your presence before entering the restaurant>hands you the menu while striking this pose, never averting her eyes from (You)What do?
>>555776631Hold hands
>>555776631Rape on the table
>try fuku speed>it bricks the event chain immediately and i never see it again+30 to all and +4 wit is supposed to be worth $400 to MLB this shit??
>>555776671Wrong>>555776684Correct
>>555776631I order the chicken strip basket and a small diet coke
>>555776631I'll have uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
>>555776631get off my table bitch im dining alone
>>555776684As in you being raped by her? Yes that's probably what would happen.
>>555776767That's why witgod told f2ps and dolphins just to skip fuku and ntr, these cards are only for whales who want to minmax in current environment
>>555776767>$400 to MLBWho's gonna tell him?
>>555775006Sex with Ardan
>>555776767You waste your $400 on Tachyon and Ramoru cards not of fucking FUCK YOU
If you had to choose one, Ignited Spirit PWR or GUTS?
>>555776631>What do?Order? It's a restaurant dumbass what else do you do there?
>>555776883He said that more because people are just going to borrow NTR every time anyway.
>>555775775sounds like an easy way to not make money. Half their business plan is getting dumbass whales to buy absolute dogshit. Though at least in Uma literally every uma can be used unlike say grub where 95% of chars are useless
>>555776052its tough but im holding for her wedding alt because the kit is sooo much better and only 4m away
>>555776793I just got her in my free 10 pulls.Do I now get robot blowjobs?
>>555777037I'll ignite your guts if you catch my drift
>>555776631>she hands me a tablet they use for the menu>WELCOME TO COCO'S>collab campaign voice line plays at full volume>frantically look for the volume button>there isn't any>everyone in the store is now looking at you>carrot slices fell out of my pocket>i run to the exit
>>555776631nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
hha oh wow
Do we eventually start getting more skill books? There's no way they remain this elusive right?
She won every G1 so I'll take it
>>555777584>mediumLoop parent?
If I don't get lucky on my free pulls I will simply skip MANT.
haha oh wow
>>555777623sprint parent
>>555777693I mean, it's usable if you're planning on running mediums for SP other than that...
>>555777645
Do you think Buena will let (You) do the raping next time if (You) ask her nicely?
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>>555776479Building a volleyball team with only the FATTEST umas
>>555777840is this a trick question?
>>555778087AHHHHHH
>>555775450>finemo and riko lb3Fucking whales
bwos I need help... What should be a good bakushin race schedule that gets decent fan count in the end...
>>555775450you just had a very lucky highroll... its crazy someone with those cards cant understand a new card. Its mediocre outside if its huge initial stats. Sweepy or Stinko SR MLB would be stronger
>>555778356Danchud here. Sorry, sprint CM isn't an excuse, you'll just have to put in some extra hours doing Golshi runs.
>>555778356im pretty sure that you only need to do the sprinter race coming out of summer camp (after 1 turn) to get the ult lvl up
What do I actually want on a sprint Taishin outside the obvious more power?
What did they mean by this
>>555778267you don't need those to highroll
>>555778553How are you actually affording skills with so little races?
>>555778628nanomachines son.
no one ever posts chiyo porn
>>555778509Tubby(big tits and ass)
>>555778628wit training is a lot of sp
>>555778509fat...
they just released the satano files
>>555778707this is a ploy to get people to post chiyo porn
are you guys cleating the new welfare support card
Why isn't Narita Top Road in an event that has Admire Vega, TM Opera O, Meisho Doto and Haru Urara, who are kinda in the same generation?
>/Uma/ Club didn't make it to SSIt's over
>>555767480man no wonder she always look grumpy, every time she smiles she looks like a downie
>>555778896no rights for her yet...
>>555778867yeppers
>>555778730Is it really though? I have plenty of high wit runs that still have an extra four or five races over this to actually have decent skills.
>>555778968I think I might do it for the first time
>>555778494Straightaway spurt is valid this CM
Fukukitaru is fine as your 2nd or 3rd speed card.
>>555778867No why would I do that
>>555779059the card sucks and you can get it to lvl 40 in a day. its worse guts from the last event
>>555778958>NTR'ed from an event that has her genmates
>>555779123that's dumb
>>555779040I mean yeah I have Encroaching Shadow.
>>555779027Go ahead anon, I'm sure the SR Mejiro Ryan you'll pull from the tickets is worth it
TACH YONTTTTTTTTTTTT TACHYOOON
>>555778509this
>>555779252or biko more likely to use the SR mejiro (so long as I have it uncapped already) or whatever, than this card
>>555776767I spent months using Narita Taishin as a cope card to cap my speed for my Umas with 0% speed growth, so I'm used to getting screwed by RNG
wait Scarlet and Flash fucked?
>>555778823>Director Akikawa participated in snuff and torture films >Tazuna told a trainee if she squealed she'd end up buried beneath the dirt track
>>555779440They had primal sex while you slept and snored in the same room you dumb bird hahaha
>>555779248WTF, Encroaching Shadow is the gold version of spurt??? I thought that was Taishin's innate because only Taishin has access to it.
It's funny how Uma is using Fukukitaru as NTR's proxy (fellow Kikuka Sho winner) in both anime and this event.When the other Narita's (Taishin and Brian) are already part of Uma since 2016.And when Cygames finally have NTR they're picking weird af timing for Gen 1999 event when NTR's Uma debut is literally weeks / a month away after the Gen 1999 event started...
>>555779457I want to bully Mcqueen until she cries and pees herself.
So are >we cleating Doto
thats hot
..........
>>555779665no i want that .20% score bonus
12 careers and still no hotspring ticket with fuku.Then I do ONE Bakushin run and she gets the ticket (again) first time...
Tamabros...
I don't see myself getting a better pasa than this. Its a shame i got wit ghosted to miss out on that last 100 but doubt much of a dif between 1200 and 1100. First time ive ever gotten fast learner and a S distance spark after 600 careers, lul. Overall mad lucky hints. How this isn't S is beyond me
I looked inside Tama's freezer once and she had a bargain pack of AA batteries in there
>>555779893Is 1 LB FineMo actually usable? It seems worse compared to any other MLB SR card.
Gold Ship?More like GORDO Ship, amirite?
>>555779805You too? I did a Bakushin career earlier and got my 3RD FUCKING TICKETI'm not even that into her but the game keeps sending me and her to the hot springs for some reason
Curren Chan says #CleatThemCards
>>555779978uh, its literally better than all MLB SRs. Did you fall for the gaslight of 3lb? I did for a while. Do a comparison chart.
so if everyone is playing pasa for sprint then who wins?
>>555779814Post the full picOr at least the artist please
>>555780080Umamusume A
>>555780046I saw Curren-chan's tits earlier.
>>555780047I thought it was worse because of the wit recovery. Does everything else really make up for that? I have her at 0LB and a selector collecting dust.
so tachyon has to place 1st in kinen 2? with B? I can do the long long (after inspiration) which is also an event mission with 300 stam/guts with B long?
>>555780136
>>555780080Me
>>555780182shes so tiny this wouldnt be a problem
Cafe!
>>555780080This unnoticed villian
>>555780169I mean, the recovery is certainly nice but i find the combo of big rainbow+1wit+TE+race bonus a much worthier choice. I really like having enough race bonus to get the +4s. It's why i don't use fuku wit even though her other stuff is good.
>>555780320>ult lv2
is smaru usable in sprint cm
>>555780286is ugly
>>555780091https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16298944&tags=obey_your_master_%28umamusume%29+tamamo_cross_%28umamusume%29+
Mambo.
>>555780494I saw her tits earlier.
>>555780441with moxie, yes
>>555780042Yeah, this might be my 3rd or 4th ticket with her as well.When trying to see if it counted how many times I've got the epithet I saw another Baku with Steamy Solidarity in my hall of fame that I apparently did on christmas day and forgot about.
>>555778896Dw they rework the careers to include her later in 2,5 anny
MANT Guide (you'll need it) (play JP)https://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdf
>>555780047i think lb1 is a harder sell but i agree people writing off fine before lb3 are wrong, lb2 is cooking with heat
>>555779814I want my oshi to womanhandle me like this
cap 82341647
>>555780494Her name is Machitan.
