Previous: >>555766579>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>555788634What the hell is that?
suzuka won
Stego sex; sex with stego
>>555788693What's what?
dirt
>>555788732the image
Haru Urara raped me
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>555788693Type 90 main battle tank
>>555788634What the fuck?
>>555788745My bro and her dirt friends
>>555788775>Paying two hundred bux for a wifi-enabled onaholebwo...
ok can we start the general over?
but enough about bourbon
>>555788634Definitely one of the stranger uma fanarts i've seen
>>555788925no refunds
>A+ with these dogshit statsURA fan run btw
okay, let's make this thread wholesome!
CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT
>>555788864leave me alone, I need this
>>555788993hey, that's my wife
>>555788976this would be good with festive miracle, dazzln diver and triple 7s
this is a speedrun on how fast i have seen /uma/ degrade
it's the last day of the monthwe could talk about club drama instead
>>555789080coffee?
>>555789048this is a fart*fart*haa!
what clubs are having openings tomorrow?
Today i'll finally make a good Sprint grandparent :)
>>555789080Cafe before her caffeine addiction
if i don't get a fuku with my last 68 rolls i'm ending it all
>>555788957Yeah, the artist clearly doesn't know shit about tanks because the gun has rifling, even though everyone knows that the Type 90's gun is smoothbore lmao
you guys are making sprint parents???
>>555789158my club will have one, but danchou might feel lazy and just poach random ass niggers on this thread instead of posting a recruitment ad
>>555789187GO AWAY
>>555789195theres nothing else to do
>>555789185IS THAT
>>555789195no im playing tachyon with xoguri and happy week parent lol
>>555789195no but I'm making a mommy parent for my sprinters
/u/sisters we're in the files... how do we recover from this...
>>555789080cafe before t*chyon ruined her life
what is the umamusume menhera tier list like?1.) Still in Love2.) Manhattan Cafe3.) ???
>>555789195>sprint sparkNo, but I'm farming Turf and Front style spark parents. It's a really good time to do this.
Where the fuck are Urara's parentsBeing her trainer also just makes you an adoptive fatherYou don't even get paid double for this shitThis is abuse of trainer rights
>>555789195I'm almost looking to aim for turf instead since that has more longevity, but I got the sprint parents to bump uma aptitudes to B and A, and when I'm out of borrows, may as well try to aim for stronger affinity and whatnot. I also don't want to think about dirt parents until I get at least two of my aces set up.
so waitif doto is in the same generation as the RTTT gangwhy didnt she run in the classic races(i have not seen doto career)
I havent gotten 1200 power on an uma yet so im going to do that on tachyon
You do qualify for this gym, don't you torena?
>>555789497she was not ready
there were hints of blood on the toilet paper after i shat today
>>555789580this anon is dead in 9 months
>>555789195I'm making them parents alright
>>555789195I need Turf/Sprint with Uma Stan/Ignited Spirit PWR spark. I have Ignited PWR legacy of my own already, just need to hit that pink.
>>555789580How many hints? You could raise your bloodpoop skill to two circles maybe
>>555789580all that red meat you eat also I ate the meatballs again but I got the £3 pack instead of £1 and it is still dogfood, I want to give them to a cute girl in a dog bowl mashed up and see if she eats them
Now that Mambo is disbanding, which club will be the next most popular?
>>555789541why is ryan a jealous uggo
>>555789497jobber
>12* worth of Sprint sparks>not a single procFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>555789580We told you not to overdo the gaysex bwo....
>>555789731faster
I tried to get her to do something interesting but the AI wasn't cooperating
>>555789580you arent fooling me with this pic teiobro i know its you
update: happy meek just liked this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mZbyUpa5M
>>555789749
>>555789541my shit bench comes to bite me in the ass yet again
>>555789703no, she is in the right herewhen im at the gym, last thing i want is to hear fuckass couples hog machines and bitch at each otheri wanna just lift steel, listing to my fart mixtape so it drowns the fucking speakers playing Disturbed covering christmas songs
>>555789846AAAAAAAAAAAAH
uoooooooooh agnes tachyon guts training sweaty cheek kissu *kiss kiss* this uma is really really really really really really really really really really really really cute and has so much soul
How do I stop masturbating?
>>555789980Chastity cage
>>555789980cold shower and compression socks
>>555789703Gentil trainer probably ends up breaking the human record for the gym by the time she's done with him anyway, so it works out.
>>555789980stop edging and just cum
>>555789580This happens to me all the time, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>555790068I cannot last more than 6 minutes
This neigha eatin deenz
>>555790245based beating her baku rival
>>555790118>all the time
Can anyone share their NY opera bvild? I tried running 2 speed 2 stam 2 wit since she needs enough wit to trigger 7 skills for the ult and 2 stam since she seems built for long but I keep getting terrible stats
>>555790342Build for... what?
dead game dead general
>>555790380for racing
I think I come across as extremely ESL and autistic (I am both) in the club chat. Hopefully my mates don't resent me too much, but the thought scares me every day
>>555790469What is there to say in club chat
>increased onsen ticket chancewtf doing runs without this active is just bricking yourselfuninstalled
it is simplelong race? 2 stammedium race? 2 poweralways 2 speedalways palalways 1 wit
we fucked
WHERE IS THE BOTLOCAUST???? YOU SAID EDEN WOULD EXPLODE ANY SECOND NOW WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
agnes hebegital
shut up teio
consider the following:secretariat is a lolibaba
>>555789541Ryan ruins everything
>>554429398here you go
>>555790469blame the filter
I've done some sprint CM rooms and this feels like a jokeI thought it would be fun because it'd be big dice rolls, but no, it's all about whoever made homonculus sprint-friendly pasas and oguri caps, you can't beat them
>>555790891HOEH ARIGATOU
You guys are fucking retarded
NOOO ROB RRAN DONT SUCK ME INTO YOUR ASS!!! THIS IS NOT EPIC NOOO!
>>555790891HOEH
People complain about the racing outfits and how some are more aerodynamic than others and why wouldn't you just wear picrel. But what if the racing outfits are handicaps? Like in some handicap races, like the Melbourne Cup for example it's handicapped so horses have to carry different weights to even out the field?
>>555790930yes you can, run 3 fronts and cuck them out of plancha activation range, thank me later when you get your free plat
>>555790930>homonculus sprint-friendly pasas and oguri capsWitgod wins again.
>>555790469esls really get hate because so many raiders reveal themselves to be esl. Most of the time, at least umadacchis, won't start shit with an esl if theyre chill
>>555790891The falco rabi is REAAAAAAAALwe finally have both a cryer and a rabi falcosisters
>>555790674cy bans in waves. Im quite confident if theyre gonna ban it will happen after the upcoming selectors window ends. When i got banned in grub, it was right after scamchas and 1 week before gw
doing cafe's career and I was wondering. Despite Mcqueen being their dads best friend how come she doesn't get tormented by her "friend" sunday silence?
I like agnes now that I have her 3* unlock. I can see why you guys use her for fan runs
https://x.com/i/status/2017199617021190401
consider this nice Nice Neicha
>>555791354which agnes retard
>>555791354Which Agnes? Agnes Agnesio or Agnes Matsumoto?
>>555791354For me it's Mejiro
>>555791376daughtersex not daughterwife. why is this little idiot cooking
my favorite uma is mejiro
>>555790930Fuck you and your bitchmade defeatist talkAll I need is a 0.1% winning chance and a dream
>>555791453I think Narita is better.
>>555791068the racewear is a stand-in for the jockey, which is a handicap
>>555791407>>555791424NTA but >now that I have her 3* unlock>>555791431>>555791453i prefer Meisho and Gold myself
umanko
What does the cutest Curren possible look like?
Meisho Agnes is overpowered and is killing the game
>>555791582You’re looking at it right now
>>555791582her umanko is hairy trimmed
>>555791446she wants to be a wife so let her be a wife
i feel abnormal today but im still gonna go for my 10k runif i die i love you all
for me its jungle tachyon
My autistic wife...
you know what they sayhairier the better
Do you reckon they get dingleberries in their tail hair?
>>555788634Curren would do this
>>555791754I didn't say that..
AI needs to make infinite content autoscrolling YT shorts or TikTok for me to have on the computer during runs when I go for things like wanting a specific skill from inherit. if we didnt have this problem we would have video AI already
>bushewgrossdisgustingget away from me
>>555791730falcosister nooooooo
yo this epstein shit is CRAZY lmfao
>>555791823pretty sure you can ask your favorite AI to write a tampermonkey script for this
is there an uma that is genuinely bad or evil?
>>555791783definitely
>>555791074Yeah let's ask all the triple front players how their rooms have been going :)
uma uma uma uma uma
>>555791918Umamusume Z.
>>555791918King Halo's mom is the only villain character I've seen so far, and even that one is a stretch
>>555791880>gets you banned from yt
>>555791918Rice
two club members have gained 50m fans in 2 weeks while the previous third placer (overtaken in weeks 1 and 2 of the month) has gained 7
>>555789580If it happens once every blue moon it's not that weird, you may pop a vessel by making too much force, if it's bright red that's an indicator. However, if it's dark and it happens a lot like this >>555790118 anon jokes about, you should tell your doctor.I know this is an ojiisan general and if you're over 30 you're at risk of a lot of bad things including all kinds of cancer, even if doctors tell you you have to wait until your 50s to start knowing about cancer, they do that because hospitals are already full and don't want you to know the harsh truth. Umamusume pretty derby.
I thought that "this happens to me" post was about jerking off
>>555791918admire vega
hope i get cancer soon so i can leave incel life
>>555792026>only got 7m fans>still 3rdI think your club has bigger problems...
>>555789437based and "suicide suzuka"-pilled
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) maybe. Everyone knows it and its pretty chill despite the constant shitposts about it with simple rules.There will be no miscommunications this time, I promise
>>555792189third in fans overall but yeah we dont get big gains
>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
anyone else too lazy to commit to something specific and just keeps doing parent runs with generic skills and 1100/600/600/600/600 and just uses autofill for both team trials and cm
>>555792309>lazy>doing parent runs anon?
>>5557921683D women are overrated.
>>555792309no. commit first and then do what youve been doing. to ANYTHING
>>555792342i mean they're just regular runs with generic skills that have potential to be good parents if i highroll the sparks, so they're technically parent runs
>>555792309My current goal is bathe with every uma
>>555792409that sounds like a bigger waste of time than actually doing ace runs, but you do you anon
>>555792264Actual truth>She goofed up again
>>555791918Agnes Tachyon is probably the closest to that
>loses victoria mile>loses kikuka shoI understand why I lose kikuka sho sometimes... but victoria mile makes no sense. I even had S mile S turf and stats above 600, still lost.Danchou! How do you do it?
>>555792264Yeah the piping hot coffee just maaaagically changed to a room temperature/chilled sòy sauce then the lid conveniently placed back properly Doto becomes much more interesting when you realize that her klutziness is deliberate and she's genuinely malicious while larping as a cute clumsily girl in a meta 5D sense where even we, the player ,with our meta knowledge also fell for her act
Logged in just in time so TP doesn't fill out, now I'll go take a shower and have some breakfast before starting a run.
BAKUSHIN!!
>>555792546>redditor fails to understand the character personality and goalsAnother case of mischaracterization, many such cases, go back
>>555792669The best part is that Doto is a coffee drinker, she knows how it works.
>>555791998Not wanting her daughter to embarrass herself on the big stage isn't evil. Some umas just aren't cut out for racing, and King is one of those umas. She's closer to a failure like Tsuru-chan than Grass/Spe/El/Seiun.
THEY TURNED MY BOY INTO COFFEE
Jp thread seems pretty fucking dead so I guess I'll ask hereAnyone who plays JP coped with 2* or do you actually try to get 3*/9* for parents/grandparents
the oranges
>>555792854>King Halo's Mompostingbegone hag
pls john cygames let me use clocks any time I want unless I got gold
>>555792871You didn't even try asking in their thread so mean
>>555792871Not a JPfag so feel free to ignore me, but isn't it pretty easy to get 3* there?
taiki motorboat
>>555792868If you're gonna put a big picture of a horse on your coffee package then there's only one kind of coffee I'm expecting
hoooly sheet I didn't even parfait
I FORGOT TO TICK DOUBLE EVEN BONUS FUCKING KILL ME
>>555792871Nigger you have a very big chance to get a random 3 blue so just lock the pink spark
do yall play on jp as well? thinking of playing there instead... or is that stupid?
3 hours 13 minutes until free gamble
>yallyeah you should stay there
>>555792904oranje?
do I get 10 more free tamtam pulls in 3 hours? Or will I have to pig out a 10 pull to complete the spark?
>>555792871If you are willing to pay 980 yen for stat lock and 500 yen for free spark reset 5 times per run spark farming is easy as fuck.
>>555793334yee
I am going to make a sprint Hishi Amazon>Spurt > Mummy Creek > Red Shift
why umas like carrots so much?
>>555793350It's 10 on tama if you use them immediately, or 10 on fuku if you wait 7h for the free roll campaign to switch banners.
>>555792707QR CODE SPOTTED
should I put groundwork and angling on a team trials uma or should I just get more golds?
>>555793360Not when you keep rolling the worst fucking whites known to man when you finally do get a double 3* >>555793169You can lock pink all you want it'll still turn out as a 1* if you end up getting a 3* blue, or a 2*/2*, or finally a 3*/3* and you maybe have like 8 whites when she 2*/2* has like 20 with actual fucking useful shit
>>555793427>wait 7hdam i think i have to wait because i got tama yesterday so 1/4 of the rate is dead
>>555793606The*
>>555793606>you can do things you'll still get a 1*nice logic retard try being less unlucky>muh blue ;_;enjoy bitching about getting a worthless pink then you stupid fucking NIGGER
>>555793561If she's front then angling is good, get seiun parent that has 2-3 stars on it so it's not expensive, groundwork only if you're sure you can activate it every single time (front savvy, focus/concentration, early lead/taking the lead or that one movement skill that activates early)
>>555792030>like this >>555790118 (You) anon jokes about,
>>555793686The original post didn't even mention blues or pinks...
umamusume umamusume umamusume hashire
am i fucked for the next scenario if i missed out on the free guts card a month ago?
>>555793787yeppers, if you got the marvelous card last event then noppers, it all depends on your deck
ahh...good morning, sweepybot its time to go make a script me
>>555793787You can just play casually for the next 5 months it's not a big deal
>>555793787
i'll be sending this to my dancho. fuck you flatties
>>555793916Same but I'm the dancho and I'll be kicking the bottom 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dCPcdpRUkA&list=RD0dCPcdpRUkA
>>555793969>The "Moving Target" Problem: Because IQ is normalized (100 is always the average), a "bottom percentage" will always exist. Removing the lowest 10% would only result in a new, slightly higher 10% being labeled as the "lowest" in the next generation.
>Mambo is a B clubApologize.
>>555794142>100 is always the averagegod I wish this was true, I would kill 10% of this general if it made this true, but even by doing it, it won't become true
>>555794142Doesn't matter when it's a smaller subset of the group. That group will have a higher average than the population
I gambled on the Riko choices and lost...
>>555788759It's the cavalry
>>555794243so this is why when I applied with my 40m fans in december, they rejected me...
>sweepy got stuck in greenwoman explaination scene loopbad girl must be punished
my iQ is 190 and penis 8 inches
>>555789625Why 9 though. childbirth complications?
I am fat, ugly and baldingMy trainee? Nishino Flower
>>5557945709 months is close to how long it takes to die after your stage 4 colon cancer is detected
>>555794586
>>555794379stop posting this image
>>555794587I need to go find a homeless girl to home and do this to, in real life, illegally or not. this desire, as a need, is > more important than womens rights
>>555794243
>>555794586I'm also in my 30s and I love Nishino's Flower
>>555794750As a rule, homeless women are not attractive.
umamusumes existing sexily
>>555791259Whats the equivalent in Umamusume, cmon not everyone plays that shit. JP only got banned that ran bot 24/7 not anyone else iirc from reading these threads.
>>555794379keep posting this image
everyone content with cropped uma porn being posted until its their wife being railed
I've never seen a king halo win any rooms..
>>555794704but why?
>700 speed>fail the first fuku eventalright then keep your +7 to all stats
Fuku shows up in speed more than Kitasan this is the funniest shit ever
>>555791730No this fridge body uma needs some more boobs for people to participate in irl horse racing just like >>555791582
>>555794841females have it so easy any but the most grotesque can get a place to stay just by opening legs
Do Currenfags do her event races for ace runs?
>>555794841wash they pussy cause there probably got disease
>>555794929placebo effect
>>555794870I won a room with her
>front taiki finally procs SfV at perfect timing>still loses at 4thokay fuck fronts
>>555794998>pedo: I play some COD and heres what ive been thinking: ... if a not-rich person, pedo or not, said this, they would be disregarded as an incel. maybe not in uma game, because this is indeed a high IQ big brain high stakes big chaos-manip game, but yeah
CURRENT IS GIVING ME NOTHING BUT TISSUESWHAT DID SHE MEANBY THIS
>>555790218When it's almost time to burst, think of your trainee. She will be disappointed when you cum outside and not in her. That should stop the flow. Or so my friend says
>>555795178It means she's a whore
>>555792871>Anyone who plays JPBro they have like spark rerolls, spark manipulation, and choose-a-spark. Probably more. They don't need to cope like us.
>>555791259I don't know anything about granblue except the fact where was a big banwave 8 years ago because it's the only thing granblue players ever say about the game
>>555795178she needs you to wipe cum off of her
26 more hours until I can farm fans again...
I love Rice
Was yesterday the last free 10 roll on Tamamo's banner? I thought it was going to be 50
im going to make a virus that targets bankssun tzu said, slave for 40 years and die a poorfag or fuck over a bank and go to jail for 40 years and come out rich
>>555794998Truthnuke that the "learn Japanese" redditors didn't want you to figure out
>>555795464Yes, it is safe to login at reset if you are saving rolls
>>555795443
Uma with this feel?
I better get something with these last 10 rolls
>>555795490>>555795583cute hors
Unless you're at 190/200 for Tamamo, shift your 10 pull to cards
Post your numbers for this month. You aren't a filthy fl*tliner, right?
I've had way too much to drink I'm getting out the credit card
>>555795721I'm not doxxing myself.
>>555795721How do I view that
So basically MANT is the last f2p event right? I haven't rolled a single card banner since kitasan negros original release, am I correct for waiting until pasa's speed card?
>>555795721Shan't be doxxed
>>555795721I passed the 60M mark, B+ club btw.
>>555795792>not daily pulling>not going for paid banners>not getting the vouchers
>>555794848>>555795429jp vets have awful memory for one. for two scamchas are scam selectors and gw is guild wars
Which one, anontachi? Gaslator says the right one is slightly faster but I feel like she has 0 useful midgame
>>555795775uma.moe
>>555795721I am flatlining right now and will continue to flatline until next month
>>555795721I do my 40m quota and that's it, anything above that it's just a gift for Danchou, my jp club is more important
>>555795841>paidWhy would I pay for anything, let alone gacha?
>>555795846What's the difference between a scam selector and a regular one?
>>555794243botGODS... I kneel...
>>555795721
>>555795792show deck and carats stash, depending on that you may need to roll before pasa speed (who doesn't come until 2027 what are you doing retard)
>>555795721>>555795820what rank is your club (3300, 3400, 3500, etc if you dont wnt to give an exact number)
>>555795721>bragging about botting
>>555795869>0 useful midgameShe has plan X :^)>>555795913Looking forward to your seethe posts during Grand Live's CMs
>>555795792you should really at least consider one of the fine motion banners, or cb/creek
>>555795721I used to grind 70 milly but burned out.
>>555795916similar to the random paid banners, except you choose X chars and get one of them. scam cuz ppl tend to get the char they didn't want (choose 10 means 10, not 9)
>>555795551Wait a minute, I know what posting that Oguri means...
>>555795916Luck
>>555796148Mambro...
Surely I'll hit one of these and not a dupe during a scamcha next week.
>>555795464if you spend them they go towards tamamo if you hold for seven hours they go to cards
>>555795792Yeah your speed card progression should go Kita>El>Still>Ai.
>have 6 different uma I want to run for cmWHY AM I LIKE THIS??
>>555796274I hit a dupe on my last free pull on the Tama banner. I started playing last month and only have three 3 star umas. My disapointment was immeasurable.
>>555796148I have a job interview on Monday. Hopefully I fail, so I can keep danchou happy...
Just so you know I'm seething at every single screenshot with 3* from free pulls
How many last leg velocity skills do I need to activate in order to make up for not having S distance?
I don't wanna do parent runs
>>555796503this image is me rn with water and vodka
>have to stay up late just so I could safely use up my last 10 for Tama
>>555796453Good luck. Maybe if you get a job you can buy more umas. Danchou can fuck off
>>555796570all of them
How old does uma have to be to drive a car?
>>555796186What does it mean, pinkster?
>>5557969095 years old
>>55579690917just look at maruzensky
>Doing Oguri's career for the first time>Get to her Slow metabolism event variantI wondered if they'd do something special for it and I was not disappointed. Naturally, I clicked on +200 energy even though she was still at half energy.
>maruzenskyold hag
>>555795792Yes you could target Pasa bannerIm contemplating it myself as well. I think the best cards I've seen are>Front: ???>Pace: Teio>Late: Flash>End: Dream>General: Almond , but we'll see how good is the 5th anni banner near the end of next month.Any ideas who's the best speed for front
>>555797048>maruzensky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjtQBJ27_E
>>555795792
>>555797105THE GLUTTON OF KASAMATSU
ai koppii
I just finished Jordan's career and feel sorely disappointed
imagine being over 30
>>555797132If you're wondering about the state of fronts in 2026, a card released in 2024 is their best speed card.
>>555796961I don't actually recognize her, who is that?>>555797316Them putting in the event variant reminded me of the peak kino of the Tracen cafeteria scene in Cingray
>>555795792why do tards keep saying pasa? its over a year away. Tach.
>>555797386>Event chain that is literally "you can get the gold on the second event"hoeh...
>>555797314So only the ones with a little gold stars are mandatory?
>>555797386Might be a great target for free selector SSR in the future if theres no hope for fronts in JP in 2026/2027
Bwo just save forever, eventually global will catchup to jp, then you will be able to roll on cards :)
>>555797503siAdd Fine Motion on the list as well.
bros i melt whenever opera does her ojou laughshe’s shrimply the best
>>555797386Most recently released dedicated card sure, but it hardly sees play anymore. It's so outdated you gotta make do with ai, with occasional cameos of speed sil or dedicated distance speed cards like speed rhein.
On Your Left or Turbo Sprint? I can't borrow both.
>>555797638OYL
STOP DOING FAN RUNS YOU'RE MAKING US FLATGODS LOOK BAD
>>555797638turbo sprint
>>555797583>boikisser
>>555797638AGSHASFASFH
>>555797663>>555797697>>555797730Cmon guys...
>>555797638On late? OYL. Why aren't you simply running ass wonder?
>>555797638this is one of the tracks where OYL is actually decent
>>555797681Just one more month and everyone will be doing fan runs. It's going to be the great equalizer in which autists can't just run a specific deck to get significantly more fans than the normal player
>>555797849Because she isn't King Halo.
>>555797791Perfect Prep!Base duration: 4 sEffect 1: Increase Lane Movement Speed (0.035)Effect 2: Increase Acceleration (0.3)
this fucking jobber
>>555797420Dorothy.
Greetings /uma/, i know sht about this game and im about to start rerolling. Should i focus on getting at least a single dupe from Kitasan/Creek, or should i just MLB Nice nature current banner?Pic rel is my waifu.
Your response?
>>555797891Hey, its your funeral.
Thoughts?
>>555797983ask if she still has the receipt so i can return her
>>555798002sexo
>>555797983my response:
>>555797791turbo sprint has twice the duration which means it's effectively three times as good as ony but it's a gamble
>>555797983Machi a cute
>>555797983Why is Machan's trainer wearing a kippah?
>>555797960Neither, roll on Fuku bannerWith NN you bottleneck yourself to late surgersKitasan gets sidelined in a month
>read the news>can call every yurinigger a diddy blud epstein student nowfeels so good, male trainer x uma forever
>>555797983i'm going to help her make little machans
I got denied from a bar last night but im so much a spaz that they just lied to me and said they were shutting (at midnight on a Friday) because they didnt want to serve me so I went home yelling about need gf. im fine RIGHT NOW but what about in 10 years!?
>>555797960What he said>>555798137 Reroll until MLB Fuku
>>555797983>"Who are you?"
>>555797960Reroll until you get MLB Fukukitaru (4 + 1 from spark)
and then I went home and apparently finished my tachyon career, and I woke up with 99TP (yes 99) so that when I woke up I could start a new career and not waste TP
Please be kind to Aston Machan
>>555798214it's simple, just stop being a creep anon
>>555797960I agree with the fuku reroll anons, but I'd like to add that free rolls on the banner will begin with 9 hours so you'll have an extra 10 then to boost your odds.
>>555797960reroll until MLB Fuku, anything left roll on NY Opera O and try to get her
...
>>555797960You can reroll until you get the Fuku card to 3LB or MLB, there will be a free SSR selector in march.
>>555798214meeku wouldn't say this
>>555798390I was going to stop being a creep and not look at ANY other woman because I saw a cute ginger with a nice ass that wasnt her but I havent seen her since dont think it was because of that; maybe because I am smelly man 2000. born to shit force to play x2 careers (1/2 TP cost) if im a creept (woman logic) I am also racist, because I just dont know how to look when people are near, and it just looks bad - its that, and not this ahh! ill figure it out!
>>555797960Wait 8 hoursIf you get to 4LB and have 150 exchange points on the banner you'll be set for MLB in like 5 days.
>triple crown event>opera gives you a life size action figure of herself and specifically remarks how it's extremely flexible and you can bend its limbs any way you wish to
>>555798527suzuka in real life
>replying to the me*k bot
I was like, OK, if I am to get a gf I am to not look at any other woman. so I will just not do it I guess it has not been so long! im sitting here thinking about how to be better boyfriendt
>>555798586It's for dramatic posing you porn addicted autist
Aren't you gigabricked if you miss kita? Why play at all anymore if you're doomed to lose?
>>555798709You're gigabricked without a half decent MLB speed card.
>>555798617I am LITERALLY doing tachyon runs RIGHT NOW! with 30 mins of scripting (vbs) between I want to include AI API to my scriptto increaseglobal warming do everything from the cloud. my- me- antimatter from CERN HLC wills it. wants revenge
>>555798709Your best hope is to wait for Maru or Tachyon
Did that ban wave ever happen?Or did cygames basically give the okay for botting?
>>555797960reroll on Nice Nature, fukukitaru only lasts 4 months
Switched to instant coffee after years of fucking with different coffee contraptions and honestly it's all same shit at the end of the day
>>555798709Because you don’t need her for MANT, and you can get other comparable speed cards after. Until then, she just eats your borrow spot.
>>555798709At this point you might as well roll for Fuku and wait for Tachyon.
>>555798789they're waiting to milk them at 1st anni before banning
>>555798789I hope I get banned, I'm geniunely tired but don't want to stop botting.
>>555798709youre gigabricked prerma forever100% tianmen square neva-gonna-meek-it-torena umas-sad if you dont believe in yourself and give up, anon
>>555798709At this point no, you have plently of sidegrades down the line (Tacchy, Hag)
>>555798907Same desu
>>555798907>Bro's so tired he can't just quit the game>but he can launch the bot daily>He has to get banned by daddy Cygames in order to stopHope the banwave hits so ind*g hours have less of these posters.
>>555797960reroller hereAight, ty anons, ill focus on getting MLB of Fuku. I could wait to get that extra 10 pull on the uma banner, but im to lazy for that, ill still get it later anyway. Also, i know the girls are named based on their irl counterpart, but wtf were they thinking when they named that one jesus.
>>555799086nta but you're making it sound like opening the bot is so complicated. It's literally just one button as starting the game from steam
>>555799086I hate these people at their core but needing them to ban you for you to stop is white-coded, not browns. yes it is a bad characteristic of whites no ones perfec anon... and AI (which WILL see us wirshipping god as a species as a flaw like how we see dumb animals) knows it
>>555799204get your mind out of the gutter
>>555799221You forgot about the part where the botfag from SEA keeps asking to be banned while mentioning he dislikes the game that he has been launching every day ever since he found out about the bot.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA SEE FUKU CRYING
>try 777 broI want my pulls back
>>555799204it's a shortened form of the phrase "omachikane fukukitaru" which means "good fortune comes to those who wait" basically
>>555799086>Bro's so tired he can't just quit the gameI don't know anon. This is a very usual thing. I hate the games I'm playing but I just can't quit them, and isn't only with games.
>>555798709kitas overall package is great but really you could 100% make umas capable of winning cm finals with only mlb SRs with not *that* much difficulty
thoughts on top hag
I (not a leader but I have to lead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgPLDpILV2o&list=RDkgPLDpILV2o) made a jump last night, and made myself vunerable or look stupidbecause I think the top-earner of this club that I lead is thinking about leaving and I congratulated him, and ended up looking quite silly I failed, and thats okay. its my path and my journey on learning for leading a group
I got spooked by Mummy, do you guys think it's worth the effort getting her to sprint A
>>555799472Huge improvement
>>555799472the worst character ever created
It's one of those runs huh
>>555799436>I hate the games I'm playing but I just can't quit themWould you like to enter an abusive and codependent relationship with me?
I was born to lead I should be in charge or something like a power plant or government or the CEO of umamusume my (happy meek) philosophy is that being able (entropy into account) to win 3 in a row is what it takes to win 1. that is the effort required
>>555799086Game's literally unplayable without Hachimi at this point. I might as well get banned if I'm going to play this game vanilla.
>>555799472now teen mayano
>>555799472>>555799508>>555799507Whos that adult Top Gun being posted lately?
thoughts on narita baby?
19 years or older = old hag
>>555799581Wait for your turn, hachinigger
>>555799581I thought hachimi was for jp anons to translate the gameWhy were you using it?
>>555799629big ass head
>>555799629very kawaii
>>555799629We already have that one.
IT'S UP
so why does curren hate me that she doesn't want to talk to meI'd fuck her if she let me
Urrrrgh...I shouldn't say it, I'm not supposed to...but I can't resist!!!!!Cute and stinky smelly cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip ranch dressing corn chip Doritos pickle juicy stinky UMA GIRLFEETS!
>>555799767She’d let you
>>555788634Digitan is fucking dead...
>>555799750Buy an ad.His brown singapoorean accent filters me hard too.
weewoo!
>>555799698>60fps>faster skipping>UI resizing>hakuraku >hide game UI>etcIt offers a lot of things the game's missing.
ok i gotta say itfuku is cute
>>555800000
orange horse bad
>>555800000SUPER LUCKY ZERO
>>555799931No idea what hakuraku is, but fuck would faster skipping be niceWeird as shit that you can have quick and skip on, yet certain bits still take way too long to fast forwardI'm looking at you, Barbin
>>555800000WITNESSED
>>555799931thats not allowed unless cydaddy officially approves, get back in the cuckchair with the rest of us cheating nigger brownoid.
>>555800000SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>555800045I would never say this
>>555799903HE IS FUCKING TAIWANESE STOP TAINTING MY COUNTRY WITH HIM FUCKING CANTONESE DOGS
>>555799931>>555800106>>555799698Whats the point of all this if its still bombarded with CONNECTING?
>>555800000FUKU IS THE CUTEST
>Hachimi users won't wait for the banwave to hitLOL
>>555800156sweeporean
>>555800059It’s a detailed race viewer. It lets you see exactly what’s going on during a race so you can like, actually fix things.
>>555800156>>555799903WAIT I MEANT HONG KONGNESEFUCK SAME THINGI HATE MAINLANDERS
>>555800158Playing on mobile feels like slow motion compared to hachimi on PC so it seems to work fine
>>555800059that does come as a QoL update...sometime
I dont need a race viewer I can spot every yellow poster as is
>>555800262cute but receeding hairline cute girl gf problem (im 30 and no balding)
>>555800269I thought you niggas left to the UK after Xi destroyed your city
>>555800000GOOD FORTUNE!
>>555800000whoa
>>555800239And then what, not use hachimi if it turns out they do ban for it? I'll just go play something else then
>>555800262I look like this
>>555800562>>Doesn't understand the purpose of a banwave
Hakuraku interests me more than sweep does but I’m not going to risk getting banned over it
have you guys been getting the horse acupuncture videos on YT shorts too this shit is so AIDS dont do acupuncture especialy with necks. they could die!
>>555800715I just don't get cygames. They made the game as complex as possible and then be shock when people are using 3rd party applications to understand the game better. Hakuraku made a lot of things clearer and understand tracks easier for each CMs.
>>555800792I've thought about getting acupuncture. I'm already in pain all day, if it kills me then so be it.,
>>555800792I've been getting that Calstone Light O quiz video
>>555800841Acupuncture is fine when done by a licensed therapist who knows what they’re doing. People who are doing it on animals don’t know what they’re doing.
Official shoe size ranking
>>555800934I am an animal.
>>555800841take opiates big pharma doesnt want to admit it (in 2026) but it is actually good
>>555801029OGURI BIG ASS FEET
>>555801035I will euthanize you and turn you into lasagna meat
Shiraoki please grant me good fortune on these final trainee pulls
>>555801029kriss large brown feet sniff sniff sniff sniff
if I took opiates and fucked MILFs I was be swag (not a junkie) due to my genetics. me > heroinand heroin powerful I would be the ASAP rocky of it
>>555801064Do I look like I have access to illegal drugsI don't even know how the heck people get marijuana
>>555801153
>Chink account farmers make the game unplayable during the kita banner>Cygames does a banwaveHMMMM>SEA botters are so widespread and blatant that you have to compete with niggers getting 70M fans a day or that are churning several 9 blue parents per week>Cygames announces a banwave against every single ToS violation>The ever oblivious retard wonders what's going on and even taunts the game companyatp there's like some general intelligence level with regards to not only seeking out an advantage and when warned, to keep doing it until the worst happens - much like when some truck driver from SEA speeds or tries to pass another truck (seeks out advantage) and ends up obliterating another car, or they lie about having navigational skills only to crash a cargo ship into a bridge - bridge that is still broken.
>>555801242yeah cant get it now because the doctors would prescribe you paracetamolborn in the wrong generationwait 10 years and they will figure out fibromyalgia, there is already things in the news about isolating the gene/s that cause it
tl;dr
hachimi hachimi when taste honeyhachimi
>>555801224
>>555801348Not even my English degree could help me decipher what the fuck you just said.
>>555801525>he has an English degreeWhat next, going to tell me that you're a teacher?
>>555801348You sound like a SEA truck driver
>>555801348Your post looks gibberish so I ain't reading that
>>555800000Checked and true.
>>555801568NTA but I am a teacher. Well, I teach. Mainly research.
>>555798586>Ah yes. Me. My trainer. And his commemorative life-size doll made after me.
>>555801348>calling out SEA>the most ESL post there is
speaking of, I found this insano tool yesterday https://www.floodgap.com/biomed/tb/?wt=90&u=2#valueswhich is on gopher (web 1.0)
happy meek doesn't deserve to be tainted by an avatarfag
I like rice
>>555801721happy meeks (literally me) deserve to be real
Got spooked by Jordan during free rolls. In no world did I ever think she would become one of my more liked umas but her career was very good.
while we are getting off-topic (you arent supposed to be posting about me in meta fashion) the best thing about AI is that you can use retools made by the community (i.e. in vbscript) now, because you can just ask AI for documentaton posting tihs because it has never before been done
>>555801913me too
>>555801348don't worry anon. i did read your post but understood nothing from it. next time just stick with greentexting since they're clear and straight to the point unlike your actual post.
STOP THE COUNT!!!
I dont think I will be motivated to play any longer if I go 0/50 in SSR free pulls
is it true that curren chan gives you an engagement ring like opera does
>>555802604That will be me on Fuku rolls. I already have Tama even before the free pulls so I don't care about the uma banner
I’m gonna get it all greys and one gold this pull (El Cóndor) I know it…
>>555802604>>555802696if you wait until banner reset you get 60 free pulls
>>555802571When does the count actually stop? In 24 hours, right?
>>5558027237 and you get two golds
>>555802775That's not Oguri Smile...
>>555802604I'd rather get bad luck in free pulls than in the actual pullsbut then again i got terrible luck in both so
I set my emulator to 2 cores/4GB of RAM and uh
>>555802808In 34 minutes
>>555803061I didn’t realize this was the DBD general
>>555797420Dorothy, the thing the Doro creature is based on
>>555803061when are we getting these cool outfits though
>>555799472Why is her tail like that
>>555803173>forgot image
>>555803154What the fuck, why is she sex
>>555801029What kind of freak has different size feet?
>>555802858if you don't believe me, check the official website
Thank God for the 1/2 TP and 5 borrows. I somehow lost against D rank with 3 double circles
Only thirty minutes left until you find out if you're FALCON or CURREN today
a plappy meek is a happy meek
>>555803432about 60% of adults
Why did they double dare do it?
>>555803432bwo... people aren't perfectly symmetrical...
>>555802571Oh yeah It doesn't stop counting for 1 more day iirc. That means danchou won't be getting any more runs from me until the reset
>>555803562>deporting spicsbased, I knew voting for Riko Kashimoto was the right call. Time for a new, purer world
>>555803615>1 more day7 hours
>>555803603(you) issue
ryan!
Who is the sexiest ningen woman?
>>555803672I'll save my borrows for 7 more hours then danchou
Today I found out that Grass Wonder is an American Uma, which is funny to me because her character is very Japanese coded
Do i not log in till NTR banner so i can have my free spark carryover?
>Duo Scutum
>>555788634RELEASE EVO SKILLS ALREADY AND MAKE HANNUCAP SEETHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XAU8VWwto
So this means I now possess the ONLY sprint 8* Grass Wonder on the entire server?KNEELGuts 1* btw
>>555803793Wait till you find out El is an american uma
>>555803790Can’t you do them before the reset? Pretty please?
>>555803793
I am... a born and raised pure blooded japonese uma!
>>555803793>fell for the Ken-sama facadeBwo...
>do free pull>hurr durr will be shit just like Riko banner>pull Taiki and Curren >what the actual fuckso now I'm running an ACKHSUAL whorehouse? OkSo I do a cheeky run with Curren, holy shit her racewear is sexo, I hate that I like it, I KNOW SHE'S A WHORE AND IT STILL WORKS GODDAMNIT and she wins every race in the career, gets a shitload of skills including both Creek/Pasa inherits, and a 1200/400/100/400/1000 statline. For my first run. This slut is going to win me Group B, most likely. Goddamn I unironically love this little slut now.
>>555800000Witnessed. Shiraoki bless you anon
this isnt a boy.... this is a woman... wtf
>>555804000NYO
>>555804000>that face would, holy shit
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE FALCO SAVE ME THE WHORE IS SEDUCING ME AGAIN
"You will never be Japanese!"How would Grass react to being told this by a)(you the trainer, b) el, c) taki
>>555804203
>>555804268el says that to her roughly every 5 minutes
>american scenario coming to JP>kentucky derby will be real>grass, el and taiki will be deported
>>555800000YOU WILL BE BLESSED ON YOUR FREE ROLLS TODAY, FUKUFAGpic unrelated, I just like Kitasan
>>555804268>TorenaDepressed>ElPuts her into a headlock>TaikiSpills her spaghetti
>>555804261do your parents and friends know you do this online
>>555804354STOP
>>555800000shiraoki is real???
>>555804354>open webm>cute, makes my heart full of joy>scroll down>>555804436
>>555804423they don't exist so no
>>555804383It will also feature rudolf jobbing and breaking her leg in santa anita park
i love junior fillies
I think Ryan is cute
>>555802167I really liked her story too. Maybe it’s because of seeing a silly gyaru work so hard to achieve her dream. I also really like the relationship she has with her trainer, she knows she’s kind of an idiot and doesn’t understand much of the technical racing vocabulary, but as long as she does what her trainer says, she knows she can win. It’s also nice how he tries to simplify things so she can understand them and how he look for study methods that work for her so she’s able to pass her exams and keep running
call itwhich uma are going to get the scenario link and visit homeland?
>>555804862You forgot Forever Young
>mutating uma>did not hit a sprint spark during 1st inspiration>give up run>repeat for 5 borrowsI LOOOOOVE half TP and 5 borrows
>>555804862pasa, grass, taiki, pearl, forever young
Hey
>>555804862Digi for Secretariat memes
>>555804947yo
>>555798137sidelined by what?
>>555804986topro borrow
>>555804862>Biko>Ever getting anything outside of toku memesShe's tangentially related to Shinko Windy so she's not even going to be acknowledged
>>555804965if they ever add secretary i hope she's a goober
my daring gf tact
5 minutes until you get NOTHING againAre we getting card rolls or uma rolls today?
>>555805104yes
>>555804862Pasa and Taiki is definitely up there
>>555805104Uma rolls.
>>555805104uma rolls that change to card rolls at banner reset
WILL YOU BECURRENORFALCON
today is your last chance at getting free tamamo(you won't)
>>555804843>Maybe it’s because of seeing a silly gyaru work so hard to achieve her dream. I also really like the relationship she has with her trainer, she knows she’s kind of an idiot and doesn’t understand much of the technical racing vocabulary, but as long as she does what her trainer says, she knows she can win.oh my godI really want her now, that sounds amazing
>>555805181>that change to card rolls at banner resetNote that this is only if you don't login before banner reset.
>>555804862If it’s like L’arc it’s only gonna feature umas who actually ran in the Breeder’s Cup. So Loves Only You, Forever Young, Espoir City, Red Desire. Maybe others like Cesario who ran in other American races like the Oaks as well
>>555805104I'm just getting my Tama spark over with
>Mr. Green woke up
lets talk about mambo
>>555805192I need to have sex with both
>>555805236No that's for the saved rolls, the daily 10 pull changes even if you login as long as you don't use it
i act like doto irl
Mambo!
>>555805294This explicitly isn’t true.
>>555804862suzuka
>>55580536199cm for you too?
i hope i got toesen spook
my financial decisions after the kitasan banner have been horrible. Please give me a must pull card to save for 2+ months again
>>555805284>>555805376Mambo LOVE
>>555805382quote the line from the notice, nigger
The Jews, Mossad, Chinese, Yakuza, and Amish are all in cahoots with each other to make sure I never experience this
this 10 pull will be the one that changes everything
>>555800841Red kratomyou are welcome.
>>555805361post boobs
>>555805249if you can really do 1M/run, would you be in a D+ club?
>>555805086Speaking of Stinko Windy I finally got her SR maxxed and I've seen some people and whales use it.What's supposed to be her advantage over Sweepy? Or do I use both together? More friendship is cool and so is Race bonus
>>555804930retard
>>555805450he's going to quote the wrong part of the notice
>>555805376Mambo!
>>555805456you will never get a Luna wife to cuddle with...
Some of you will get spooked by mcqueen today
>>555805406>>555805515i said act not look retards
>>555804947i heard you wanted to take my firstborn, when do we start?
those 8 shoes will be MINE
NEW DAY!!!
it's a new day
FUUUUCKI BRICKED MY ACCOUNT
>>555805640doto wouldn't say this
MY SHOES FUCK YOU
>>555805575I got spooked by anime mcqueen yesterday. She's so bad tho I wish I had the og mcqueen
>>555805640you're probably bigger than doto anyway
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>>555805687>he didn't do TWO runs throughout the ENTIRE EVENTyou deserve it
>7 hours until they come back from their 5 day vacation
OHAYOOOUUU
this fucking chud made me do 150 extra rolls
>>555805723i got bad makween first and good makween latervery pleased with good makween she won last 2 cm
>>555802604Oh hey I finally got one, Im motivated again, is Bono any good?
yoink
brown girl sex spook
>>555805470is it hishi aryan or hishi hyperborea?
>>555805763I did all 5 but since I crashed my last one because it was at the nick of time I didn't get enough fans...
WOW IT'S NOTHING
easy gameeasy life
nothing des....
Holy DOGSHIT! Long-shot star btw!
Not a single 3* in fifty free pulls. What the fuck.
i got nothing
Thanks for fucking NOTHING again cyjews
Not free Tamamo, but I’ll take it for sure.
It should be illegal to get this amount of dogshit rolls
>did not get a single uma the entire free pullsThis game's rate really is shit for me
AAAAAAAAAAAH IM CURREN IM CURREN IM CURREEEEEEEEEEN
>>555805880Hishi Agartha
zamn finally i get a new OG cast member
>They didn't waitoh nyo!
NOOOOOO MY FREE TAMAMO
>nothingI'm just using up all my bad luck before the support gibs
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS LOOK
>>555805782who's (((they))) bwo
this banner was complete shit
>>555805986you're gonna lose your rolls lil bro
>>555805927anon the text on top of the gate is randomized it means nothing
>>555805959I don't even get excited for free roll events at this point. Literal garbage.
I'm gullible and retarded. You guys aren't trying to trick me into missing out on ten trainee rolls by waiting until banner reset, are you? Please be honest.
FUCKING NEW DAY, HOLY SHIT!
>>555806010damn, Tazuna's ass is really big
>>555806018same happened to me in the opera bannerit is what it isat least you softened the blow
billions must die
Damn I fucking love Matikanefukukitaru
CYGENEROUS
>>555806043I shall not be tempted.I am pulling the god banner in 6 days anyways.
fuck new uma pls
>>555806105Explode
>>555806010YEAHHHHHH
I want to pull, but I badly need cards...
>>555806054unless its eclipse first the rest nowhere, then its a guaranteed rainbow
Hit the jackpot with the end of free horse banner rolls.
>>555806090:^)
>>555805986>he didn't wait for 5 it's 4 ackshually? days
got spooked by an uggo on today's login character
>>555806182YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>555806105AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>555806090I'm being honest
So if I instead of pulling on Tamamo I wait another 7 hours I'm gonna get those free pulls on fuku's banner?
someone explain smart falcon orb meme
>>555806148FALCOBRO! JUST IN TIME TO BEAT UP CURREN IN CAPRICORN
FINALLY
PROLAPSE FIRST THE REST NOWHERE
Shiraoki has decided that I'm going in on fukukitaru. Glad I did singles before the 10-pull...
>>555806287or you'll lose them, we just don't knoware you a gambling man?
MUMMY MOMMY
>>555806090
Fuck, I already have her. I hate how pulling duplicate umas is basically worthless, but pulling duplicate support cards is crucial.
Hell yes
WHERE IS MY TAMAMO>WHERE IS MY TAMAMOWHERE IS MY TAMAMO>WHERE IS MY TAMAMO
>>5558062464 days 7 hours?Fuck if I know.
I pulled seven 2* uma (not counting the guarantees) and zero 3* uma in fifty rolls. Fuck this shit gacha.
My chud son finally came home
50 pulls and nothing as expected
>>555806373shut up
mant when
>>555806295
>>555806018Bro same…
Now that the dust has settled, did you guys get anything good?Mine is >Taiki Dupe>Bourbon (very good)
>>555806331Yes
Is rate up even real?
>>555806319free 4* i guess nyahahaha seethe sparkersnyahahahahaha
>>555806381>21.80653753% chance (1/4.59) of getting exactly 0 3stars>78.19346247% chance (1/1.28) of getting more than 0 3starsyou were unlucky but not screwed
>>555806509fuck off
>>555806463>tama dupe>amazon dupe>wife groove dupe>bourbon>princess>digitan>mummy creek
>>555806509nyo
>>555806381>seven 2* uma (not counting the guarantees)do you mean including the guarantees...?I'm at 9 2* including the guarantees, zero 3*excluding guarantees I'd be at 4 2*
>>555806463>tamachud>fuji coomsekiI came
>They already have her>Still pull on her banner
>>555806463In 50 pulls I gottamamaruzenskyeishin flashwedding mayanoand i got ny opera in like 5 pullsits been a good week
im happy that these fuckers are gonna make a+ on their first month
>>555806440I almost rolled. I guess there are many things to be learned by reading.
>>555806627i use my rolls as cygays intended
I've been saving up for the All Spark banner all this time but I realized I don't even have a target for it.
Tamamo didn't come
Wunderbar
>>555806319prolapse rudolf... imagine
>>555806463dupe oguri(nonx), tama yesterday so going to wait for card banner switch before pulin
>>555806696It's honestly a good start, but can they keep it up? They have like 6 flatliners.
>>555806732Keep saving
>>555806627Freebies are never wasted in this house
>>555805520Please respond
>>555806537>you were unlucky but not screwedNow do the calculation with 150 pulls and zero 3*, since that's about where I'm at with paid dailies not landing a single fucking catch since sometime last August or September.>>555806584>Not X>Did you mean X?take a guess
>>555806463>>555806509
>>555806760>so going to wait for card banner switch before pulinthat's only for brownoids who didn't login for 5 days you're already fucked
MOMMY TUMMYMOMMY CLEAVAGE
I've gotten so many spooks from banners but I've had to spark every single time
>>555806838Sweepy is for lolicons. Shinko is for shotacons. Hope this helps :)
>>555806902see 2. on >>555806440
Is this the last day of free scout rolls?
>>555805520>>555806838windy pops off harder in speed trainingbut windy doesnt have charming and worse TE
>>555806950That's why you save for the big all uma banner
>>555806696>>555806767Their danchou seemed pretty active which will probably attract other performers after the reset culling.
>>555806964yeppers
>>555806925*mummy tummy*mummy cleavage
rare minroll
>>555801348>It's peak edgelord shitpostingThank you Grok. I understand the post now
>>555807004Every banner I roll on is like I'm pulling on the All Uma
>>555806840bro's mad>Not X>Did you mean X?yes because your post was complaining, but the 9 2* isn't bad luck so why'd you even include it?your post was flipflopping and people here aren't known for their intellect so I assumed you didn't know the difference
Kawakami finally came home>1st day goldcity dupe >3rd day tamamochud>5th day kawakamiprincessHow were your FREE pulls, anon
>>555806959reply to me again once the banner resets, it'd be interesting to see
>>555805520stinko windy has more race bonus I think that's the extent of the thought process
>>555806463I got the worse rudolf which I'm probably never gonna use since I already have the debut one
>>555807089More reason to save broImagine how many umas you actually want you could get on the way to the spark!
>3LB 45 Creek (it was 40)>1LB 35 Finemo (It was 30)>2LB Ayabe>1 Fucking Air Shakur>1 Brian with the bow, dunno never seen anyone use the card>1 guts Ikuno>rolled only 1 Fuku. 2LB Fuku>9 carrots to my nameBe honest with me doc, how fucked am I?
>>555806838Windy is for gamblers. Her lower specialty priority is frustrating compared to King or Sweepy, she has big Rainbows
I got 2 dupes.
>>555805520Windy has 10 Race Bonus
>>555807097>and people here aren't known for their intellectI can see that.
>>555807164crystal hits 20 and selector soonthat fuku will be fine
>>555807098Day 1 nothingDay 2 nothingDay 3 nothingDay 4 nothingDay 5 nothing
>>555805520Poorfag kitalet copium with te
>>555806958Windy is more of a feral brat you put on cute dresses. If you think that's a boy you might just be a flaming faggot my guy>>555806980>>555807117>>555807170>>555807226Nahone, guess I underestimated Race bonus before Mant. Will try a few runs with her then, she's endearing
>>555807098>supercar>tamamidgetGood rolls tbf
>>555807009our danchou is too kind... I believe he'll give the flatties a second chance
>thousands of people got Tama in 10 pulls or with the 50 free pullsbadluckbros?
>>555807063Most disgusting reply I've gotten so far.
50 free rolls, spent 50 rolls and 5 tickets, no 3 stars. It's over.
If it's Feb 1st in Japan does that mean it's Feb 1st. in game? Or does it change at a different time?
>>555807304mmmm.... flatties...
>>555806430why is she so spherical
>>555806105Kitasan will not come for the next 100 trainings
>>555806463Fine (new)Bat Rice (new)Hoguri (dupe)Bat Rice (dupe)Ope (dupe)
>>555807250>burning a crystal on Fuku
>last free roll>festival city for the third time>decided to complete the spark>get spooked by oguri (forma base) and doto>full spark for tamaat least im ready for dirt cm and still have 29k in stash, now to save for inari i guess
>>555807175succubus
>>555806463I got Gold Ship!and Grass Wonder!and Super Creek!
I bought an adhttps://youtu.be/myKwEN7gMgc
>>555807406
>>555807565sniff
Why the fuck does the bottom option even exist
>>555807534>open video>it's the trannyDisgusting. I'm glad I use adblock
>>555807565What a big head
>>5558071641LB Finemo is bretty good. Allows her to be usable if you are already borrowing Fuku3LB Creeku is huge. has race bonus and bunch of stuff2LB Ayabe is kinda shit since she's only good at MLB, but if you really want that gold skill for ends it works>1 shakur 1 ikuno 1 brianso sorry for your loss
stupid urara my run stupid girl
Final training, the 35 power seems nice because it gives me over 1100 power at the end, but the wih satisfies my autism of maxing 2 stats completely. What would you press?
I STILL DON'T HAVE A FALCO TO MY NAME PLEASE SPOOK ME SMART FALCON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>555807636event happens when you are already at low energy and planning to rest next turn anywayeasy click
>>555807636That 5 guts could give you S rank bwo
>>555806840You deserve your shit luck
>>555807636yeppers
>>555807636Devs don't play the games + to fool idiots before the option results could be seen
>>555807701curren would say this but pretend it never happened
>>555807376We're on an accelerated banner; it'll be a long time before global aligns with the nip server ie the server aligned with JP real time
>>555807718Doto wouldn't say this.
>>555807696Wit. Not worth it spending your luck in training when there's free rolls
>>555807696>press power>fail:^)
>>555807639it clearly didn't work since you opened the video
Man I sure hope my shithole country doesn't collapse before my oshi comes out.
>>555807915Ameribro...
>>555807756I'm sure gave bjs for pulls but by the time the banner was done she couldn't sparkNext time she should actually ask for money
When is the selector available? That brat Tamamo didn't come home and I don't wanna buy carats.
>>555807915>Guerilla warfare in the mountains while grinding fans for danchouVgh... ABSOLUTE SOUL
>>555807834Already rolled, 3 stars in the whole 50 freebies>>555807838fuck you that's not going to happen
Wowie don't you wanna be coached by our favorite umatuber so you can do well in Trackblazer?
>>555807974Yeah well that's how long it'll take for us to catch up to JP
>>555807815I meant regarding monthly reset time
>>555807915If your country collapses to fucking angry troons and karens you deserved it
>>5558076521 wit bonus isn't that big
>>555808008>When is the selector available? >I don't wanna buy
pretending to shill is still shilling
>>555807696The extra rating points you get from maxing WIT won't be as useful as the 0.007m/s^2 of accel you get from extra power
>>555808082The troons and Karens aren't the problem it's the retarded rednecks
>>555808046buy an ad instead of HRT
Buy an ad retard
>>555808140>418 stam neededwell, fuck
>>555808140what is this diddy blud doing on the calculator
>>555808046buy an ad
I’m at 265 rolls on the support card bannerI only got 2 Fuku, with one being my spark.My only wish is to get 1 or 2 during the free rolls
Would you?
>>555807915I don’t know where you live but just move to another country
>>555807696power easily you would only get 25 wit because of overcap
>>555808140thank you for the actual response anon, I've only used that calc for stam requirements and didn't realize you can use it for stuff like accel too.
>>555807915>his oshi is Tact>he isn't ready to go innawoods when shit hits the fan
>>555808103Carats are substantially more expensive and I've already had shit luck, I want a guarantee
>>555808046>They are paying $5 to hear a college dropout's inputWhy are xoguri owners like this?
I almost forgot to finish that stupid Hopeless Stakes 5 career requirement but then I remembered that I could simply...
>>555808046How many CMs has he actually won to have the audacity to offer this "service"?
>>555808082Should have released all the files and then blame another billionaire>But what aboutNo but. If US Armed Force can stole Venezuela's dictator in a single night, they can throw all the blames to Bezos or some other shithead with too much money on their pocket
>>555808258Only people who want to be peeped at say things like that
>>555808342just metaslave things
>>555808258no
>>555808350Someone post hot Makkys. Maybe leg specific. I want to lick her legs.
>>555808350it took longer than i thought it would so i just did some normal careers
>>555808362The ones where he started whaling
>>555808198The gaslight spreadsheet doesn't account for the track's perma downhill mode
>>555807334See? That right there is peak brain-melter edgelord shitposting
>>555808362I don't know but I'm 100% sure I have more plats than him with shittier decks
>>555808258It's not peeping if I'm inside of her while she changes
>>555808350>>555808447>>555808448We are?
>>555807063There was a ban wave? I’m still botting.
I need Duramente to bust me down
My bipolar little hero
>>555808258falco? eeeewwww!!
just got the robot from the free 10 pulls frickin sweet !
>>555808097the training effectiveness and friendship bonus you chimp
>>555808448Yeah I ended up short fans after killing Makween twice so I SEKAI SAIKYO WA'd and then forgot to change her back from Late to Pave after Classic Arima Kinen and ate shit at the February Stakes...It's normal Pasa, I just outfit swapped her to titty Pasa.>>555808734Enjoy your Bobo. She's a good girl and very "for you"
>>555807696always power, power matters more4% is nothing, you also get a hint
>>555808706She likes her umas pure 'nuff said
>US politics meltyclean it up janny
>>555808734fucking CLANKERS
why is digitan's ear accessory ambiguous?is this another finemo moment or is it just like that
>>555808762ya dude the +1.1 friendship bonus and +1 TE
>>555808882Digital's right side is more colorful and attention grabbing.
>>555808878I would fuck this clanker.
>>555807334Just goes to say you were posting like one but unaware of the fact that you're acting like one
>deleted
MODS = GODS
thanks janny
next thread will be better
>>555809002>[Deleted]
>>555808942>Muh specialtyWits over 800 is useless, you are not running JUST fine motion, mood effect is useless, Marvechin is probably your second card unless you are a whale/have neicha and you dont care about the hints you just want the roaming card to give you stats.So yes, the 1% increase is indeed better, retard
Based mods
>>555809194I hate this demonic dahby face
I will make sure it wont be
>>555809302>>555809302>>555809302>>555809302
>>555809229That happens when you stop posting porn
UH
>>555809310>deletedmods are REALLY uppity today
>>555809310>[Deleted]Good. Fuck Ryan threads.
>>555809310roru
>>555809438GAY BREAD DESERVES DEATH
>>555809438They need to pay their bills
>>555809268try starting from facts and reasoning to conclusions rather than starting with what the sloptuber told you and hallucinating the reasons in numbers you don't understand
>>555809310Da fuq
>>555809482me as mayano
>>555809310I missed another porn pic????Damn...
>>555809310Any chances your thread was deleted because you're one of the shitposters that was also deleted earlier?
>>555809564actually nyosometimes the mods just get really anal about the whole "you must be at 376 images" rule, and this time is one of those times
>ryanfag thread killedbased
UWAAAAAAA IMAGES
I want images
based mods
make a new ryan thread
>>555809653>>555809662getty images
>>555809615Thank God this time then. Ryan is a sweet girl but goddamn her design is so ugly
>janitors deleted the jp thread>now deleted a normal global threadhuh?
okay>>555809708
>>555809510>dunno how to counter so ill just blame the /uma/ approved boogeyman so no one makes fun of meGod its so embarassing people like you get to post for free, we really should make retards pay a tax
>>555809682still gotta wait like 3 minutes bwo till my thread cd resets
>>555809773>>555809773>>555809773>>555809773
>>555809716TOGETHER AGAIN >>555809794YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED AGAIN
>>555809745>orgasmed over 1TE and 1FB
>no image>no new threadit's....over...
dahby demon i summon theemaketh a real thread
Air Groove URA finale is 2400m should have run a few more sprints
I hate up-tempo so much, I always get max hints before debut it's a medium skill fuck off
U-oh dacchis... this might be the end.
SOMEBODY BAKEFAGGOTS FAGGOTS FAGGOTS FAGGOTS
>>555812913>>555812913>>555812913move
fuck's going on
The thread is here>>555809708
>>555813546There's already a thread>>555809708>>555809708>>555809708
based retards
>>555807098Day 1 currenDay 3 TamamoDay 4 Mummy CreekMade out like a bandit
