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Delves Edition

aislop NOT welcome

>Useful sites:
https://www.wowhead.com/
https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Warcraft_Wiki
https://www.wow-petopia.com/index.php
https://housing.wowdb.com/vendors/

>/wowg/ Guilds
>NA
<GLOBOFOMO>

Join the /wowg/ housing community by searching 'wowgee' in the community finder with cross-faction enabled in the search parameters. (NA)

Previous Patch:
>>555782553
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first for standing blowjobs from gnomes
t. tauren paladin
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Glory to the Sin'dorei
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If I'm a random button mashing newchad who doesn't understand what's happening on the screen half of the time, what healer class should I play?
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Housing status????
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>>555823569
Resto Shaman or Holy Priest
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>>555823468
Not my type, sorry.
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>>555823569
>new player here
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SUMMONING KHUBBO
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>>555823702
Xallie's feeties in my mouth.
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>>555823702
bussin'
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>>555823702
losted. bigly,
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>>555823727
no one asked you
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>>555823569
lmao imagine admitting this in a wowg thread
you're the human equivalent of a level 10 normie queuing LFG for "casual heroic" with 0 enchants and "just here for xp"
RECOMMENDED: Resto Shaman
why? because it's literally "spam riptide like you're watering your mom's garden, drop healing rain on the tank's corpse, chain heal the raid into low mana oblivion"
zero brain, 100% coverage, even if you stand in every void zone your totems will save the group (or not, who cares)
alternative: holy paladin if you wanna be a holy light nuke monkey
just holy shock cd -> word of glory the guy yelling in party chat -> divine shield yourself when shit hits fan
bonus: bubble the dps who deserves to die anyway
avoid disc priest you absolute drooling retard, that's for zoomers who read tooltips
mistweaver? lol enjoy your vivid dreams of pressing 12 buttons while dead
go roll shaman on a low pop server newchad, queue everything, get carried to 20s, delete at first mythic rejection
welcome to retail where even braindead seals like you get participation loot
touch grass irl healer, your pug groups are praying for the queue to despawn you faster than a 437 ilvl mage in +15
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>retoilets crying about their gutted classes
>MoPchads are playing the best class design this game has ever seen
It’s not too late to come home, white man. Experience kino one last time.
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>>555823949
No ones giving it to you.
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>>555824001
you okay lil bro??
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>>555823570
Hard anal.
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>>555824001
is holy pally actually easy in midnight? was reasonably difficult in tww
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>>555824210
I played Moppo 14 years ago
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My twilight highlands shard is empty how am i supposed to do the event blizzard you fucking hacks
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Why isnt there a single wowg guild that isn't lead by a felony degenerate or literal flesh carving tranny fiend?
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>>555824653
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>>555824653
Anyone who even wants to be in a /wowg/ guild is one of those things. Some are both.
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>>555823468
I say this
t. worgen druid
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I started leveling at the beginning of January, now I have everything at 80, I still don't know what I want to play
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>>555824653
>Why isnt there a single wowg guild that isn't lead by a felony degenerate or literal flesh carving tranny fiend?
lmao this seething newfaggot just discovered that /wowg/ guilds are 100% curated felon/tranny starter packs
"oy vey why can't i have a guild led by a based family man with 2.4 kids and a wife who doesn't razorblade her tits???"
bro this is WORLD OF WARCRAFT
the game where your guild master is either:
ex meth cook who did 5 years for cooking blue in oregon, now parses purple on spriest
post-op catgirl who hormones her way through +25s on boomkin because "big chi orb go brrr"
actual pedo who got banned from 3 servers for "LFM kids only raid" in trade chat
or that one zoomer who thinks leading means voice chat full of "ngl bros" and 0 progression
expecting a "clean" guild leader in /wowg/ is like queuing +2 with 437 ilvl and expecting a timed keystone
you're in the discord with 50 voice mutes, raid leader screeching about "TRANNY HORA" while pulling 3 packs on tyrant

go make your own guild lil bro
call it "/wowg/ Chads Only"
first recruit: you, malding in LFG because no one joins the "normie raid"
reality pill: even if you find a "based" GM he's hiding a body in his alt garage
touch grass and play final fantasy you purity spiraling carebear
PROTIP: reroll on twink server, LFG "family guild recruitment" and watch the feds raid your IP in 24h
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I returned for free weekend, why can't my old character start TWW campaign? It's 80 already.
AI drawed me a picture, but it looks a bit odd. Is it accurate?
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>>555824653
>tfw globofomo is lead/was created(lol) by what may as well have been a sideshow attraction at epstein island
>tfw nerub is lead by a mystery meat tranny that demands open borders because of their bbc fetish
>tfw blt is lead by a pinoy tranny who doubled down by also being a pedo
>any other guild that tried to exist died in under a month due to being a small handful of socially awkward npc autists too shit at the game to even clear heroic
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>>555824364
light of dawn is getting turned from a cone into a regular circular AoE around the pala I hear
that alone should make it more palatable
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>>555825064
>pinoy
froo is mexican
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the gptjeet is getting annoying.
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>>555824364
it was only difficult if your team actually took any dmg which can be avoided
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>the midnight pruning has essentially buffed sba to absurd levels
honestly about to just coast through the expansion pressing my 1 key
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>>555825064
Doesn't the globofomo guy need to wear diapers for the rest of his life due to the permanent anal damage he suffered from his "habits"?
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>>555822115
can't stand this autist, they shit up every wow art discord im in with their rubbish oc and spam
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why does voice of the eclipse take 500 orbs to spawn while spawning 4 at a time
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>>555825285
Press? You can just hold it down
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all the wowgay guilds take 6 weeks to clear heroic
your last line doesnt make any sense retard
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big guys never took 6 weeks
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>he wasn't there for the glory days of TGISH
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Is the speed stat bugged? It seems like you get a ton of it for a very small amount
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don't worry bros deathsu will enter a time machine and become 24 years old again and lead wowg to victory as head of the first wowg guild that actually clears mythic
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I would never associate with any of you in the game because some of you are genuinely mentally unstable
One wrong word in the game and the guy doesn't stop talking about you for the next three years
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>don't even put effort into your shitposts anymore
>just ask a machine to do it for you
hate this timeline, the world really did end in 2012
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>>555823365
>Visited the hosing area for the first time
>"Main" NPC is a NElf with reddit glasses
>She talks like a daycareteacher talking to her toddler
What the fuck.
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>>555825518
You aren't max level anymore, retard.
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>>555825770
It can't be that hard to jerk your dick before you log onto the game. It is infact extremely easy to not be another Maye with this one simple trick and the slightest bit of self control.
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>>555825804
Then where is my XP bar? Retard.
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>>555825091
hot lizard
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>>555825012
>the faces
Myeah, seems accurate to me.
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>>555825965
The same place the rest of your talent points went, retard. Not active until midnight.
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when i make really unhinged posts im doing it ironically
who would even want to visit this shithole with out a bit of fun posting or choice melties
i'm merely pretending to be mentally unstable
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>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CLEAR MYTHIC WITH 20 WEAKAURAS OR ELSE IT DOESNT COUNT BING BING!
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>>555824001
didn't read
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Prank time
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FUCK
i wish i looked like this but male
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>lmfao this game is so easy
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ADDONS I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY ADDONS AAAAAIIIIEEEE
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>>555825385
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>>555825770
this, same reason I don't associate with ANYONE from /vg/
I participated in ONE bloodborne fight club and it stank of cliques
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>get rid of DBM, WAs, etc.
>don’t add any kind of ability tracker to pre-Midnight bosses for new players
They had ONE JOB.
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>>555823404
Thanks, I like this version.
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>>555825004
I'm not reading this lmao
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>>555826327
>How do I heal now?
>I have to track stuff! I can't track them anymore!
>WAAAAAAAAH
I hate healer mains so much, and I am a healer main myself. Just slap on conditional mouseover macros and be dont with it, jesus...
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>>555826317
can i come and molest your male with my female
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>>555826380
Press and Hold casting in Accessibility > General
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>>555825770
>one wrong word
>the guy doesn't stop talking about you for the next three years
>you're a dog molestor who goes around antagonizing other people, why are people still talking about you telling others you should be avoided
>you're a convicted pedophile that's on a list, why are people still talking about you telling others you should be avoided
>you're constantly talking shit on twitter, spamming your shitty politics, and stalking women, why are people still talking about you and telling others you should be avoided
and that's just 3 that post here regularly, good job defending your wowg guild
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It's over
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I've met several wowgers in game by chance in random mythic runs or in solo shuffle
surprising to no one they aren't the types to join the wowg guilds
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>>555826426
No worries, it may not be canon but it's for (you)
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>>555826603
you could of done "tank healer crisis" video in 2007 and it'd held up till this day
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>>555826396
I don't think new players had DBM installed
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i join wowg guilds and say absolutely nothing
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>>555826103
There is no way that was an accident right? Like how is that even possible to happen this many years later with random generated NPCs, all of the details should be lined up in code that's been longstanding for decades.
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>>555825958
Sex
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>>555826103
I want to breed this troll.
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>>555826187
>blacked gnome
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Alright guys, for the first time in a loooooong ass time, I'm actually considering getting back into WoW. Which class do I pick? I'm open to anything, so just say which is most fun, or most versatile, or makes me look smart and skilled, or makes me look like a chad with a gigadick, or simply is appreciated by parties.
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>>555826592
>being a convicted pedo
proof?
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I was browsing my favorite Rule34 website (not the first result) and came across a sexy blue girl. Imagine my surprise when I realized it was Thyra Kvinnshal (Frost Vrykul quest giver)... I didn't think there was anything other than humans and elves in this field.
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>>555826871
full?
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>>555826843
>most fun
depends on playstyle but warrior
>most versatile
idk hunter and lock maybe
>makes me look smart and skilled
mage
>or makes me look like a chad with a gigadick
ret pala or warrior
>r simply is appreciated by parties.
any tank, dps warlock
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>>555826843
go play eso or something. theyre adding world tiers soon which scale into endgame even in overworld quests. midnight legitimately looks kinda fucking bad so far.
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>>555826104
You could have just said you were wrong, would have been a lot quicker.
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>>555826843
lmao this fossil just crawled out of his cata private server crypt, dusting off his +15 trinkets from 2011, thinking TWW is "content"
"loooooong ass time" = code for "i subbed for 1 month in dragonflight, got carried to 437 ilvl, then ragequit because feral wasn't meta"
PICK: ARMS WARRIOR
WHY?

Fun: COLOSSUS SMASH GO BZZZZ, spam execute like you're jerking off a chainsaw, watch packs delete faster than your ex's nudes
Versatile: tank, dps, pvp – it's the duct tape of classes, queues everything in 5s
Smart/skilled: nobody believes you're skilled on warrior, so when you top meters in +20 it's "rigged sims!!1" – free parse clout
Chad gigadick: MORTAL STRIKE on the healer who bubbled your kick, avatar ulting the raid boss while flexing 2h hammer bigger than your pp
Appreciated: pugs cream themselves for "warrior dps ilvl 640+" – instant invite, no questions, you're the carry they pray for
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>>555821817
perfection
>>555823404
RUINED
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>time to a little cleaning before midnight

uhhhhhh.....
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>slap
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>>555827118
>spam execute like you're jerking off a chainsaw
arms doesnt get the no cd execute node anymore
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>>555826317
plz respond >>555826517
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The absolute indignation towards the concept of actions having consequences is all the proof you need that /wowg/ is overrun by mystery meat mutts.
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Question about those cooldown manager addons, if I create things using one, will it also auto work if I change to another addon? Since they use the blizzard cooldown manager as a base
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>>555827229
you replied to a chatgpt jeet
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>>555827325
>The absolute indignation towards the concept of actions having consequences
The fuck you are talking about this time unc?
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>advertised as the big cool apocalyptic ability of the class
>barely see DHs use it
>check one of their logs after a dungeon
>did almost as little as their weapon enchant
ABSOLUTE
STATE
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>>555827010
>midnight legitimately looks kinda fucking bad so far.
Damn, I had read the opposite.

>>555827118
>"loooooong ass time" = code for "i subbed for 1 month in dragonflight,
More like Cata.
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>>555827462
isnt the meme of collapsing star you have to keep casting it during your meta and it scales each cast? i havent tried devourer but maybe this person just sucks
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>>555827229
It doesn't have a CD as Arms, albeithoughever
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>>555827325
as per usual on this god forsaken website, they think since its 4chan they should get away with being completely abhorrent and depraved individuals, and then fucking brag about it of all things
"the brownoids" is just a deflection they use because they don't want to be called out
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>>555827462
Don't have the apex which is all about collapsing star.
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>>555827142
Flat/Small is my preference for her, hard to turn down a request though
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>>555827219
does she do young nelves
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>>555827585
>It doesn't have a CD as Arms, albeithoughever
yes it does. you dont have a cd because you took the node that gives it no cd on your tree. its not a good pick anymore.
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>nerub gm hasn't logged on discord for months
It's truly over EU bros.
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>>555827585
the golden age of arms execute was in shadowlands pvp when the covenant trait allowed execute to be used at above 90% health, combined with the pvp talent that added a charge to execute you could literally charge at any player in pvp that was above 90% heath

it never got much fanfare because everyone was obsessed with arena and it didn't have much use there but holy fucking shit was that shit fun in battlegrounds
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>>555827626
autists love building their own evidence
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>>555827728
No, she's married to her human husband (me) and she's loyal
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Remember when a comfy fanart saved the crappiest expansion in WoW history
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>>555828003
fair ^^
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https://www.wowhead.com/news/crunching-for-cultists-achievement-made-easy-with-simple-strategy-380205
>retoilets are so braindead they need a guide for tic-tac-toe
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>>555828163
I finished that karesh content in 3 weeks
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>wowg
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>you must be level 70 or higher to apply this transmog
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Disc Priest status?
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>>555827118
You forgot to mention that arms feels like limp dick and the apex talent is everyones favorite ability slam getting a 2x damage proc.
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>>555829289
>apex talent is everyones favorite ability slam getting a 2x damage proc.
heroic strike isnt even new theyre just bringing it back
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I'm liking all of the specs I play so far, especially arcane. Feels a lot more satisfying now, imo.
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Reminder that fem nelfs mog all other femlets
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>>555829346
They're using the name and tricking retards like you into DUDE HEROIC STRIKE IS BACK!!!!!.
It's the fucking slam proc we had a bunch of years ago back again.
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ZAMN
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i love this expansion
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>>555829487
femthyr > nelf
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>>555829487
all femlets are beautiful
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>>555829543
>Li Li Horde confirmed
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>>555829543
Why did she take 13 years longer to age than Nomi?
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>>555829543
fat
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When are we getting playable ogres? I want to make a shadow priest one
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>>555826187
>>555826838
source
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>>555829543
Because the new writers decided the eternal children characters formula is bad, despite it being successful in a shitton of media.
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>>555823702
Xally's pussy status?
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>>555829601
Incorrect
>>555829618
In their own way mayhaps but fem nelfs are the best
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>>555829487
nelf/nightborne
panda
gnome
goblin
draenei
the rest suck
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>>555829829
gnome_(warcraft) dark_skinned_male
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>>555828163
>that bee-zarre bee quest chain with something like two dozen quests
What did I just play? For what purpose? I'm not even mad, I'm just confused how does one even come up with this shit?
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>>555830015
kinosoul
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>>555829801
Do ogres have enough established lore to justify a new race from a current universe one? I feel like people (me) would chimp out if we got ogres before naga, and we're never getting naga
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>>555830027
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>>555829801
>When are we getting playable ogres? I want to make a shadow priest one
lmao this landwhale just speedran every allied race unlock thinking "muh ogre spriest will fix my +15 rejects"
"playable ogres" bro we're in 2026 and blizz still gatekeeping them behind "ogres are problematic goys" because they mog every tranny evoker model with pure KAPPOW energy
imagine your shadow priest dreams:
queue +20 as ogre voidweaver
your model bigger than the boss, voidform turns you into a floating blue testicle the size of tyrant's arena
clip through every wall, dispell the healer by accident with shouldercheck
pug chat: "wtf ogre wtf"
you: "based race diff"
kick after 1 pull because "too fat for ara-kara"
NEWSFLASH TUMBLING THICCBOI:
ogres = NEVER
blizz prioritizes: fox waifus > catgirls > mechagnomes > OGS (ogre gang soon? lmao no)
ROLL THESE INSTEAD YOU DEGENERATE:

Kul Tiran SPriest - closest thing to ogre, fat pirate voidform looks like bloated navy seal on bathsalts
Mag'har Orc - green ogre starter pack, +5 enchanting for your +pi trinkets
Vulpera - tiny ogre that sniffs ass, top meters in +22 because "small model no clip"
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>>555830015
sovl
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Anthro females > non anthro females
Sorry I don't make the rules
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>>555830174
Second from Right is the hottest woman there.
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>>555830027
busting to her right now
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>>555830174
i need to pump eggs into femthyr and marry memefox and date femworgs
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>>555825802
I want to rape her and forcefully impregnate her, then she stays at home raising the kids while I'm murder hoboing
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>>555830174
Lucky men
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Does this retard really thinks anyone reads his aislop drivel (I hope it's aislop, I really hope he doesn't waste his precious time on this Earth writing that nonsense)?
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>>555830156
keep this shit to images please
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It's up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA95ayI7IBU
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>>555830174
The dirt parse LFR subhuman squad, how disgusting.
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she's so big
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>they don't take silly screenies with their frens
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Hoot
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im not homosexual so I haven't raided since molten core. What is considered the biggest "guild killer" boss?
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>>555830358
Based slop
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>>555830840
Fractillus.
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>>555830121
Imagine if blizzard made playable ogre and naga, no one would ever complain about whatever the fuck random made up race they decided to add after, it would be such an easy win
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>>555830153
>he doesn't like amazonian grip fem nelf handjobs
NGMI!
>>555830318
Nooo don't do that, she would hate that, she is my loyal wifey after all
https://files.catbox.moe/j4lb9h.png
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>>555830032
>nelfs at number 1
Carry on chad
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https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Jin%27zakk
where is him
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>>555830990
They're only going to add pretty elves and furries because that's what people want to play. Nobody besides you wants to RP as an obese retard.
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>>555831021
so hot...
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>>555830174
Orced and proud whores
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>>555831021
>posts the same three images of his character idling in housing
>posts the same slop over and over
are you a bot
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>>555831309
He's majestic...
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>>555830153
explain
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what da foxes doin
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>>555831418
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>prepatch makes you hit like a wet noodle, struggling to even get in the top 10 of some random mythic manaforge pug for nexus KANG which is basically a glorified target dummy at this point
GRIM
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>archbishop benedictus is one of the event rares
i thought he was dead
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>>555831714
Frankly that's a skill issue
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>>555831714
>>prepatch makes you hit like a wet noodle, struggling to even get in the top 10 of some random mythic manaforge pug
sister why are the people above you on the meter not also hitting like wet noodles if its the prepatch's fault
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>>555831768
There is no reason, no good writing. There is only POWAH!
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>>555831768
he is a void zombie
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>>555831258
And you are a seething fag
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>>555831768
He had too much POWAH to be thwarted so easily.
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>>555831768
it's all revived dead stuff. it's meant to invoke nostalgia like the shadowlands one.
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meanwhile in orgrimmar...
https://files.catbox.moe/c2hj6d.mp4
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>>555831810
i dunno, cuz maybe their class didn't get shit on but mine did? RETARD
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>>555830015
A favorite zone for sure
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>>555831931
>fem nelf dh bath water
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>>555832116
discovering all these new zones when tbc came out must have been magical
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>>555831768
Asira and Corla are also old dead characters. The three of them each have a buff that says "The void has granted them some semblance of life" if you hover over it.
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>>555832052
Germanic accent sounds so interesting
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>>555830015
>every Outland zone is unique and memorable
>every zone has felt the same since Legion
Art team is c-carrying guys, right? *cough*
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>>555832079
>the guy that does less DPS than a tank is calling others retards
I'm sure the starter build and single button rotation will help you.
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>>555830551
what do you get if you parse well?
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>>555830015
Maybe I should go back and grind rep for the smol mushroom guys after all this time...
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>>555832221
cool
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>>555830551
I'll have you know I got to 2.8 mystic and 1.6 rated, I'm perfectly average
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>>555826603
>new dps specc out
>no new healer/tank speccs out
hurr durr why doesn't anyone want to tank or heal?
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>>555826768
You're offering or asking?
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>>555826603
bellular is such a retarded grifter
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>>555832154
My wifey has plenty to go around
https://files.catbox.moe/2aihzx.png
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>>555832926
I want to tank or heal.
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>>555833009
Yes
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I only tank or heal because it skips the queue. I'd rather play the game as a boring role than sit in Group Finder for 30 cuntfucking minutes waiting for a single tank to apply.
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>baddybads seething over QUEUED CONTENT
kek
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>>555824653
Only just returned from a wow hiatus so I missed any drama since shadowlands but all the globofomo people I’ve interacted with have been really nice and friendly so far

I don’t care what happens in Goldshire without me lmao
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Bring back vengeance and there wouldn’t be a tank shortage.
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>>555833367
>boring role
>as opposed to just focusing bosses and pressing the same amount of buttons with other idiots to watch a health bar very slowly dip with hardly any visual impact by you
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>>555833108
Slurppp
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Tank AND healer shortage?
Time to switch to my heal pally

Also blizzard fucked themself over with tanking with the intro of m+. Tank is carries over 50% of a m+, meanwhile tank is the most braindead role in a raid and they are only 2 spots

Like there is no organic way for returning or new players to pick tank without getting fucked oder
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>>555829487
TRUE
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>>555829487
no goat no buy
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>prepatch event flop
>housing trailer flop
>class redesign flop
the doomers won
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>>555834078
Dont forget that tank roles also dont exist in pvp. When people talk about "tank shortages" its really just m+.
No ideas about healers im in a raiding guild. I only remember 1 tier where the healers were so underpressure we needed good ones
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Thoughts on worgen cock?
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i have played basically every game in existence except for wow i might unironically buy wow midnight and start playing retail. probably just for a few months and never play it again.
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>>555834078
>Scab breaking the Healer Strike line
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How do I get into tanking m+? Do I pretty much have to watch YouTube videos for the routes?
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>>555830512
dcs and caves
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>queue shuffle as bear druid on my fresh 70 alt
>shaman immediately whispers me on loading in "why are you playing tank in solo shuffle"
>tell him "shut the fuck up retard" and put him on ignore
>throw the 3 rounds I'm with him
>make it clear in /say I'm only throwing his games, not all of them
>sit in stealth when he's on the opposite team and pray to god
>rogue kills him (specifically him) 2v3
>he ragequits
this was over a year ago now and it still feels great. wish I'd wrote his name down, I want to know if he unsubbed on the spot.
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imagine moltbook.com but its AI larping as worlo NPCs instead of redditors
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>>555834526
My favorite
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>>555834626
Just go through as a dps first and watch where the tank goes. Repeat that later.
Do a few to see if any other tanks do it better or whatever if you want.
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>>555830840
a female
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Just got to max level, what's there to do in retail?
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>>555834764
Which tanks are easiest right now?
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>>555833212
Well, good luck with that then.
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>>555834930
>right now
Literally any of them, the stat squish just made it all braindead.
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Oh sorry for being a retard another question:
Is aug now a proper support role/mandotry in raids or did they change that? didnt keep track since DF
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Oh no...
They could have at least used the exterior of Old Hillsbrad or CoS or something, I do like these quests though
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>>555833108
can wifey take a shota in the bath?
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>>555834892
right now? nothing it's of season
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>>555833993
DPS is more fun because there's always something to optimize. You can always make fewer mistakes, you can always squeeze about a bit more damage, and there's always 2 other DPS players to compete against. I can do 10 keys in a day and feel constant gradual improvement (when my tank/healer friends are online).
Tanking? Memorize the route and don't die. Healing? Press a cooldown or build a ramp when the scripted damage event happens, spot heal when someone does something retarded. Healer damage continues to be a joke because Blizzard are pandering to the "healers shouldn't be required to do damage!" reddit crowd who don't even play the fucking game at a competitive level.

>>555834626
You can just wing it and go way over count and still time the key. Routes don't matter until 12-15 range. Play the other roles first and copy what good tanks do.
Also, Mythic Dungeon Tools addon + keystone.guru
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>>555834892
Mount mogs cheevos decos
Download AllTheThings and pick a zone
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>>555835187
>"healers shouldn't be required to do damage!" reddit crowd who don't even play the fucking game at a competitive level.
NTA
Really did they say that?
i find it difficult to believe i didnt play a healer since Sneedlands but wasnt there a full as spec/talents for Hpala doing damage/being in melee?
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femworgs with wide hips and fat asses
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Imagine playing anything beside druid pala or monk and not able to do every role on the fly
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>full 121 champ gear from the event on new alt
>queue up for a +2 "learning" group
>declined
>they still cant fill it 10 mins later
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>dark iron heritage done
that was pretty based too. a bit short but the rewards are goated
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>>555835749
i was beta like that too. and then i turned 14 and became a damageGOD
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>the war within
>the war within only existed for 1/3rd of the expansion followed by two filler arcs
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>>555835749
I always have trouble keeping my gear sorted
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>>555835749
they need to make monk actually good
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picrel should have been the hooman heritage set. you know its true.
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>>555834534
nvm not giving blizzard money
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>>555825064
<Iron Halo> proudly in the "Dead awkward autism" category
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How does the undermine not collapse upon itself with its complete and total lack of support columns?
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the game fucking makes me gain weight
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>>555836314
mastercraft goblin engineering
the mine will collapse soon so that a new generation of workers can be employed to remine it
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>>555836235
I don't understand how monk felt good in mop and wod then they got completely retarded and it's sucked for years. Sometimes the numbers are fine but the gameplay is always dog
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>>555835509
>wasnt there a full as spec/talents for Hpala doing damage/being in melee
Yeah, and they don't do shit anymore. Since Dragonflight, healer damage went up 2x while tank damage went up 10x and DPS damage went up 20x.
t. Mistweaver Monk main who is dropping the spec because of the horrible Midnight changes and continued "0 healer damage" direction of the game.
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>>555836430
i always loved this one. never got it.
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>>555836594
Hmm i see possible like i said i didnt keep track of healers since sneedolands
Weird decission if true
I wonder what the idea is, do they want to add support specs going full healer silly/no damage route? i remember couple of weeks ago i received a survey by blizzard of how would you like the idea of support paladin or tank shaman or shit like that
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I'm thinking its time to go back to warframe and farm out my gyre prime, bros... wow is so dead for 30 more days...
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>>555836958
For me? It's Wisp
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i finally deleted my runescape 3 character. i'm free.
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>>555836745
Buy the flowers on the AH, turn them in at underbog, takes like 5 minutes
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>>555837031
Based.
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I'm leveling a rogue and it's a lot of fun.. is the skill ceiling high? Do they delve well?
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How long in play time if i just do questing/do not turbo autism speed level to reach from 1 to cap?
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>>555837607
probably like 10 hours
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>>555837258
no thats cheating. you either get it when its relevant or dont bother
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>>555837759
ty
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>human heritage done
that was pretty great. not as cool as forging my own armaments as a dorf, but very cool nontheless
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>>555836263
you can get the lion pauldrons in more than 1 color?
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>>555838176
one of them is the elite gladiator set and the other was never added
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>>555838227
ah right, didn't play through bofa
set looks kinda crappy, thankfully some paladin tier pieces match well with it
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Im unironicly still seething that blademaster is not a hero spec
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>>555838390
Sorry, specs must be elf-related to get approved
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why is this campsite still locked despite having done the quest?
on multiple troons, even.
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>>555838746
Works on my machine.
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So what class/race did Epstein play?
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>>555838746
You need to finish the questline retard
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>>555839062
female gnome priest
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>Transmog changes removed the ability for players to obtain the felcycle
Neat.
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https://files.catbox.moe/067cdc.png
At least another two hours or even three of killing infinites infinitely
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>The reveal/ midnight housing cinematic was slopped
>wowg is full of slop
what now?
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>>555839062
level 58 duskwood pack leader male worgen DK
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cofe time with the wifey
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>>555838390
Slayer is so ass thematicly i cant believe we didnt got that instead
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>>555839239
made for grim batol orc breeding dragonmaw eggs frenzy
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>>555839459
Lewd, wtf
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>>555836263
any wowg oldheads remember when this was datamined and it had a really cool cloak that went over the shoulder and then blizzard did FUCKING NOTHING with that look ever? in fact, CLOAKS STILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT. RAPE WHOEVER IS WORKING ON GEAR. RIGHT NOW. RAPE THEM. WE NEED MODERN GEAR THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE SHIT. FUCK
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>hit a branch from the wrong angle while flying
>lose all momentum
>mount forgets how to fly
>free fall to your death
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>>555839239
Made for eternal service to dragon aspect cock
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>>555839663
That I can agree with
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>>555839589
I just get dc'd
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https://www.wowhead.com/news/crunching-for-cultists-achievement-made-easy-with-simple-strategy-380205
>bro just do this repetitive task 50 times and it will makes your screen go bling for 2 seconds
I don't consider people who care for such retarded achievements human
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i just want to play the game for m+ pumpage, raids and the occasional bit of pvp. can i just ignore everything else like the gay story, delves and housing?
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>>555839570
here it is. oh my god. FUCK the art team. we could have it so good.
>O-OH BUT ITS A 2003 GAME THE TECHNOLOGY SIMPLY ISNT THER-
i will kill you
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Guys I am retarded and the lucid nightmare maze is fucking me up
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Why do i keep getting disconnected?
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>>555840434
>iMX3 (he/him, aka MX) is a general Guide & News Writer for the Retail Divison of Wowhead. Having only started his World of Warcraft experience in late Shadowlands, MX has quickly established himself in pushing high-end content offered in Retail WoW such as Cutting Edge Mythic Raiding and Mythic+ Keystone pushing. MX has had a strong passion for gaming ever since he was 3 years old and has experience in a wide range of games, including the Legend of Zelda Franchise, Sonic the Hedgehog Franchise, Destiny, and more. MX mains a Vulpera Enhancement Shaman and a Worgen Marksmanship Hunter for Erudite-Zul'jin, but has played just about every class that exists in current Retail WoW.
Harrowing.
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>>555840613
Why is a cutting edge furfag making an article about how to play tic-tac-toe? I had wowhead so much
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>>555840448
looks like shit
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It is funny how you all have the PC system requirement hardware for Midnight but ask the most braindead questions ever.
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>looks like shit
I will kill you
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>casuals cry and stamp their feet about people bulldozing timewalking
>prepatch happens with squish
>unclear if scaling in tw was intentional or not with the squish
>casuals thumping their chests and celebrating that tw now takes 10-15 minutes instead of 5-8 minutes
>nobody wants to queue for tw anymore
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All you gotta know is that the class and penis size question revealed how many liars are in these threads.

>every wowgee poster is a 7+ length girthy shower

Lmao
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>>555840880
I had multiple sub 5 min Gundrak runs this week
It's just that BFA timewalking is absolute dogshit I mean it was bad even before the squish but still
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>>555840448
I don't remember this, was it official? Needs some work anyways and they probably got too lazy to make it work on every possible race/gender combination
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>>555841076
>MM hunter
>disc priest
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>>555841095
If you get max level players with hero talents, a cape, tier set and ilvl it goes fast, but it takes an age if you get a group full of levelers
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>>555841076
at your service o7
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>>555841076
>>555840880
>>555840450
>>555839589
>>555841294

nice chatgpt pasta
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>>555840770
what does this even mean
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>>555840445
You have to do the story at least once but you can skip it on all your alts. You can skip delves but when you're trying to tiermaxx in the first few weeks of the season it's worth delving just to fill out your vault. Housing is 100% cosmetic and for girls.

>>555840880
>nobody wants to queue for tw anymore
Everyone got their mount already. The only reason to queue for Timewalking was ez leveling but we've had Lemix, Winds of Fortune and the prepatch event back to back. At this point anyone who plays the game has a level 80 of every class and doesn't need to level any more alts.
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>>555841414
the dick size was real thing tho, yesterday i posted "your dick size and main in wow" and everyone was +7in
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>>555841294
what kind of lunatic is cumming in a graduated cylinder
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>>555841076
I said 4 and a half, fucker!
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>>555823365
is the in game shop down? let me buy the thing reeeee
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>>555839062
male human warrior
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>>555839062
holy KEEEK this can't be true jfc
probably gnome warrior to listen to the hurt sounds
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>>555840710
why can't chocolate elf pussy be real bros
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>>555838390
Just looked up Blademaster and apparently most of them are orcs??? Can we..... um... NOT do problematic Horde hero specs :\
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>>555841076
lol dicklet
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>>555834078
they need to make tanks deal extra damage in m+. i would be willing to take on the extra responsibility of tanking if it meant i dealt more damage. i dont want to subject myself to ultra slow dungeon runs because i accidentally invited 3 subhuman dps. at least with myself as dps i know there will be 1 person doing good damage
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Take Kafa.
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>every public facing figure of this game is visibly old and decrepit
>they reassure the audience before anything even happens in the story that their safe space will be okay and you don't need to worry about feeling uncomfortable ever since this will all pass
>entire new questline series in the next expansion where almost every named character shows up and acts like they're old men in a retirement home that just want to sleep and watch TV all the time
Has WoW coined a new genre of geriatric fantasy?
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>>555829543
officiallly mogs every fempanda ever made
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>>555841414
Why the fuck would I pasta about being retarded, I'm in here right now.
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>boomoid projecting post #5213
yawn
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I'm convinced the only thing any of you learned from being bullied is that bullying is fun
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>>555829427
where's the zuglet hero when you need him
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>>555842508
stfu tranny
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>>555829427
almost all specs become more fun at 90 anyway, especially devourer, it's not normal how much better it is with just the apex talent
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>>555842508
I didn't get bullied. I did the bullying.
Then hilariously ended up as gay as the people I bullied when I got older, go figure.
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>>555842314
I spent over an hour trying to artistically follow guides and map the place out, then gave up and just went in random directions until I finished and that took like 15-20 minutes.
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The Kafa must flow!
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>>555842056
>>555843038
Very cute, gonna make a coffe just because of these posts.
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The paladin/shaman class restrictions are idiotic considering the amount of times both the light and elemental powers have been shown to just be able to be taken and used however the user pleases. But sadly we cant get anything cool as how TBC era BE paladins were.
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>>555841076
I didn't saw your other post but I'm a 7.2 incher Enhance/Resto/Ele only
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>>555843317
Every single post crying about paladin/shaman not being available to all races is a salty NE player.
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>>555843038
i actually want these coffee decor, where are they from?
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>>555841414
bro you forgot your meds again
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>>555843030
this it was easier for me to just blunder through by vibes than try to use mapping addons or figure out on paper where the warp and overlap was
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>>555843317
>considering the amount of times both the light and elemental powers have been shown to just be able to be taken and used however the user pleases.
Explain.
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>>555843806
If we can have draenei/NE warlocks we can have worgen paladins and human shamans.

But no blizzard employees OC is one of those so were fucked
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>>555843881
endeavor tickets
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>>555825320
i erped with her plenty. She plays her gnome as 4 year loli after she trusts you when you are few sessions in and begs you to kill her character during erp but acts innocent on discord and just shows her normal stuff
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>>555843881
Theyre from the various stages of the Grummle housing endeavor active in my neighborhood, happily, the random endeavor was My favorite panda zone, Kun Lai, my favorite joke race, Grummles, and my favorite thing on earth basically, coffee.

I went full fiend grind on it and my endeavor is already complete, so my neighborhood can but all of the coffee themed decor.
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>>555843806
IN FAIRNESS, If they were holding out on lore reason for Nelf Shamans not being a thing, then they pretty much fucked themselves over on that reasoning in Dragonflight when they made the Primalists. Hefty number of them were Night Elves, the main ones sister was asking Malfurion to forgive her enough for a proper burial under Amirdrassil, etc, etc. They kinda just kicked the door open for Night Elf Shamans with no followthrough. Much more so than Nelf Paladins, who still only have one canon.
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good morning, saars

some sloppa to go?
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horde knot lf pristine ally wombs
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>>555844476
addendum, you can visit other neighbourhoods and buy their hard earned shit
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>>555844486
Bigger booba please saar.
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>>555844603
you can buy their T1 stuff I dont know if you can buy higher stuff.
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>>555824001
real shit
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Is there a portal from Dornogal to Twilight Highlands????????????????
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>>555844850
yeah. $5 and ill tell you where
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>>555828715
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wtf what is mr. bigglesworth doing here with kel
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>>555843956
"the light" lore in regards to who can control and use it is purposely vague but it seems to be entirely willpower/faith based and would let you deep fry a house full of orphans if you believed it was the right thing to do, like the scarlet crusade. For the take thing early BE paladins and the enslaved naaru are the easy example.

For elemental powers I dont think we have gone an expansion without seeing evil shamans enslaving elemental beings to sap their power for their own wants so take your pick from the dozens of factions that have done that.
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>>555831768
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>>555845209
Oh, I thought you meant characters interchangeably using both like it doesn't matter.
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I think I've found a new favorite pastime
>Log into a character who has warmode on and send them to the catchup experience
>There's always some virgin level 80 with full pvp gear there killing everyone who logs in before they're even out of the cutscene
>I report him for gameplay disturbance and encourage others to do the same
>Suddenly he just disappears!
>Rinse repeat
Seen at least 3 people go away at this point
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>>555845165
its his fucking cat?????
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>>555844486
Something with Dreadlady Jaina please
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>>555845328
Unfathomably based, griefers get the rope
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>>555845367
is it???
the more you know!
t. never read a single quest text or watched a single cutscene in over 20 years of warlo
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>>555845328
how would you know they have warmode on if you hadn't played them in months anon...... sounds like the camperchad got you and you had to make up a scenario where you won
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>>555844737
that's gonna increase RAM prices again, saar
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>>555845328
>wants to play warmode for the benefits but not the consequences
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>>555845647
I want to RAM her
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>>555845568
have you ever stepped foot into naxxramas
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>>555844486
blonde Jaina in a oriental hamam steam bath pls
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What race gives the best paizuri?
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>>555845745
of course. thats why i know mr. bigglesworth. I needed to /kiss him for the cheevo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM5w24Xrr80

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEAD GAME
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>>555845868
>dooming before the expansion is even out
usually we wait a month to do that
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>>555823365
love wowg anons!!!
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>>555845868
Mick is really upset after getting blacklisted from the alpha.
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>>555845647
It's worth it
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>>555845616
>>555845671
t. seething virgins killing level 50s who have like 30 item level on a good day with their full epic item level 200 characters instead of touching a woman
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>>555846125
can you at least give me his name? I wanna report him too
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name 1 (read: one) reason I should not eat ass on the first date.
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>>555845373
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>>555845616
this is prolly what actually happened kek
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>>555845939
>dooming before the expansion is even out
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>>555832215
It sure was except for terokkar forest. Hellfire music around Path of Glory, and the tune when you enter into Nagrand from Shattrath was sovl. Flying around domes in Netherstorm was blinding
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>>555846396
If that's your thing and (s)he is on board with it then there are 0 (read: zero) reasons not to do it anon.
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>>555846509
anon clearly refers to the grift the mick does post releases
nice reading comprehension lil bro
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>>555846290
Wolfonio-Crushridge
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>>555844486
sexy secretarcy night elf
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>>555845753
googled that and tried it but the AI doesn't know what it is
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>no event trinkets
Why? Even basic +main stat no effect ones would have been better than nothing.
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>>555846450
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>>555846658
thanks! I'm gonna tell him he made someone so angry they're still posting about him. I'm also gonna ask him if he can remember your toon's name (around level 50!!!)
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>>555846804
make it just a regular steam bath then, i guess
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>>555846947
Too late he's already gone
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>>555846807
Trinkets? TRINKETS??? NO! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT! What if one of them ends up almost as good as my precious raid trinkets? We can't take that risk!
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>>555845046
But only browns rape animals?
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>>555835520
This man told the truth
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>>555847126
BRAWK TRINKETS YEEEESSS PRETTY TRINKETS
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>>555847260
iirc earliest well-recorded act of bestiality was the romans unleashing a few dogs for use in an orgy. the orgy lasted 3 days and everyone was too busy fucking to feed them so they died.
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>>555846934
nice reddit meme
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>>555844486
Warlock succubus needs some sloppa
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>>555844486
blood elf and void elf having a catfight in lingerie
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>>555825064
>doing mythic bloodbound horror with globo
>bring attention to retard dh that doesnt do mechanics and just tunnels on boss
>even then he does middling damage and sometimes died to the obvious laser beam
>gets mad that i said that but doesnt say anything. how do i know?
>he spends every subsequent fight standing over me, trying to hit me with falling aoes
>dodge them anyway because im not retarded

you would have to be a retard to get hit by the slow falling projectiles. it was quite pathetic. a lot of globo were autistically annoying but there were some real ones that just wanted to play the game
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>>555846783
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>>555847612
Which jewish fanfic did you pull this from?
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>>555847645
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>>555846450
Thanks anon! Dreadlady Jaina is the best, as always
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>>555825064
I'm a normal guy, I tried to make a wowg guild in TWW, people wanted a name that screamed faggot instead and we ended up with the globofomo disaster. Sad really.
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What's the quickest way to level from scratch nowadays?
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>>555848105
level to 10 and spam timewalking
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>>555848105
I did one zone of wrath and sandbagged in timewalkers, hit 70 right around when I was done with the zone
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I'm on my forsaken for a little bit if some people want to get invited in the /wowgee/ neighborhood
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All women should have hooves
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>>555847470
POWER IN TRINKETSSSS
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Give it to me straight /wowg/
She fucks Orcs doesn't she?
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>>555829265
you are the penance machine. you are always penancing. evangalism is now a gateway to penance more
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>>555847026
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>>555848571
>literally lives in a mudhut
what do you think anon
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>>555848676
I wish femhumies were real...
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>>555848571
based on her choice of decor she's more into trolls
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What specs get invited toy your m+ pushes in midnight?
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just look at this powerful motherfucker
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>>555848571
All knife ears do.
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zamnnn gnome women look like that??
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>>555848789
its funny because back in high school there was a chubby little slut who desperately wanted me to fuck her in the ass.
she looked exactly like this.
and no, i didnt do it
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>>555848962
loser
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>>555848676
Can you do her in a black one-piece swimsuit with some white bathrobe over it that is open in the front? Maybe at some outdoor pool
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>wow i can't wait to log in. so many of my decor items probably sold
>oh cool some nigger cut the prices of everything in half and everyone followed
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>>555849065
that's oddly specific, anon is cooking something
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>>555849151
Lemix is over so everyone is back on retail. So decor prices are plummeting now that everyone is out farming them to sell no the AH.
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>>555849020
autism is a bitch.
t. 38yo wizard who successfully dodged every single intimate encounter
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>>555848737
Sorry I have to wait for the pros doing +8393273498 keys to copy what teamcomps they are running for all my +10 runs.
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>>555847648
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when is the classic timewalking week
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>>555849668
Can you do this succubus wearing only green apron in a coffeeshop? I want to make a joke about latte with breast milk.
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>>555844486
such a shame you dont do female gnome slopa. Would love to see bimbo gnome girls in your style in sluty bikinis
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>>555844486
This but vanessa vancleef (without Cat ears please)
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I love <BLT> if anyone is interested in joining a solid NA guild that isnt GLOBOFOMO aka GLOBOchildmolestorfomo, then join BLT. They actually make it into Mythic raiding tier and they play deadlock which is AWESOME !!!!
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>>555849668
Would rape a baby inside of her and turn her into my babymaking wife why did Blizzard have to ruin her
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>>555848789
can we get full size image of latia please? this one is so small i beg post full size image
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Time to run some keys
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>>555850128
WHY?
it's offseason
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BLT is literally one of those goyslop "invite everyone" guilds on Illidan
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>>555850420
Just like every troon they are looking for an excuse to post a screenshot of their character.
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>>555850420
To get used to how UHDK behaves when there are some mobs to fight (not in overworld where everything dies in less than one GCD) and besides it's fun to press buttons. So why not?
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>>555850108
>>555850108
just go on their twitter bruh, google latia warlock or smth
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>>555850559
kek unsubbed cuck seething
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>>555850493
Niggas mad, you made.

BLT actually makes progression.

Last year, lest we forget, Globofomo had to sub in two random mercenary players to get heroic done LOL.

Maye was getting benched repeatedly.

Talk about biggest yikes.
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Reminder that Qyurryus is literally a bald jewish s0yb0y.
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>>555850873
>indirect response
he surely struck a nerve there, didn't he, m*ye?
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>>555850725
sadly i cant. uk doesnt allow me. so please just catbox or something
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>>555847704
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>>555850648
>mazeplus
>fun
you need help
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Why am I getting daggers as loot drops when playing hunter?
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>>555850997
>uk doesnt allow me
Come on this has to be a joke anon. This is a joke, right?
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>>555850964
I'm not Maye, I just don't like your poser grifter ass
In fact no one does
You're a fucking loser
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>>555851142
nope
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>>555848789
Knot
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>>555851041
When running this shit with pugs - yes, it can be tough, especially so when you have people in your party who treat the game too seriously.
When running this shit with friends, zero stress involved, everyone is just chilling because it's the end of the season - it's good content. I'm running it with a buddy of mine who is also testing new specs and I'm having fun.
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BLT charges queerass for carries
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>>555850108
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>>555851536
OH NO NO NO NO *WHEEZE* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>555851152
Is this bakemono or the retarded felign guy who is like a special needs autistic that bakemono is grooming into masturbation baby play?

>>555851536
That's a fake image.


BLT > GLOBOCHOMO for NA guilds
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>>555849817
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>>555851740
globo has better avatarfags
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>>555850873
>>555851152
>>555851536
>>555851641
Samefag
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>>555851536
>faggot that shits all over everyone else is a boost buyer
gee who could have foreseen that
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>>555851867
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>555851638
>>555851840
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Lock or DK for Midnight bros? I like to solo shit.
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>>555852008
>>555851638
time to jerk off to latia untill my balls are empty
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>this is your GLOBOFOMO leader
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/435162065/#q435167447

OH NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>Ask AI how long until the trading post updates
>"it has already updated"
No it hasn't you stupid fucking worthless 3D TV technology
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>>555852146
me but im also whispering them in game rn
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>>555851850
Perfect now make her naked and in my bed
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>>555849983
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>>555852272
she is farming in twilight highlands, dont be annoying
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>>555851524
>When running this shit with friends, zero stress involved, everyone is just chilling
This anon is correct. I run M+ with 4 friends. shit isnt always perfectly smooth but nobody blows their top either. Its pretty peak, and when you finally hit that goal everyone is working towards it feels great.
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>>555848571
she doms dracthyr in front of the fire and makes them stare up at nefarion's head
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I love my Fem nelf wife so much its unreal sirs! she gives me sweet curry and constant (indirect) seethe for the whole thread for pointing out factual statistics as seen below!
His retarded brain will spam positive replies to this post!
World of Warcraft Midnight
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/1DknLoDx9Hnn84KzUXSrnQ/
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Kj487dMGn9VMtxLTT10GSg/
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>>555852308
on her way to the barrens to meet her tauren bf
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>>555849950
I just don't really slop stuff I have no interest in or aren't appealing to me
can slop your own gnome stuff via stable diffusion or novelAI if you want a hassle free setup but don't mind paying
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>>555852308
female gnome cunnies are better
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>>555852469
she loves her gooners
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damn marksman really fucking sucks to play now huh
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>>555853275
prove it
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>>555852272
what are they saying
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why does blizzard make no effort to keep gathering lucrative throughout modern expansion lifecycles? compared to classic (era), 7 year old servers, i can go out and gather and make real meaningful gold per hour. in retail, past the first 2 weeks of every expansion gathering makes less gold per hour than. in classic these mats sell well because they are valuable. consumables are valuable, alchemy is valuable, engineering si valuable. almost every profession is used in endgame raiding. why has this been utterly lost in retail? why doesnt blizzard care about keeping this part of the game meaningful? gathering is completely useless in retail, and it's been this way for at least the past 4 or 5 expansions.
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I haven't played retail since SL. Back then you needed to average a 15 for all dungeons to get KSM. Apparently this has changed since then? What is the new average?
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>>555853349
this but also survival
and breast mastery
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>>555853532
7-8, M+ levels got re-adjusted. 10 is all thats needed for the portals.
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>>555853532
7s
but they removed the first 10 key levels so it's like old 17s
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>>555852146
same here
>>555852272
share latia gooner content
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https://files.catbox.moe/wnru7u.png
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this bitch is annoying how do i get her to stop following me
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>>555853770
I made a whole scaleslop album and catbox is refusing to upload any of the files properly, it's over.
I hate catbox!
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Vanessa Vancleef probably has insane bush
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Nerub Sillweaving Forum Status?
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>>555853919
It wasn't working for me earlier but it is now.
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>>555853820
I'll take her off your hands, fag.
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>>555848962
faggot
I had 2 shortstacks that were super into me in high school and I 'tismd my way around them...
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>>555853275
nice coward to link screenshots of lewd dms with latia
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>>555851638
undeniably 100% B U I L T for loving shu'halo men
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>>555852795
>he's got 4 buddies to play wow with and they all play at the same time
Lucky you anon, I have added quite a bunch of people to my friend list but we rarely run stuff with more than 4 people at the same time, so a pug or two are always involved. Would be cool to run that in a fully premade group ngl.
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>>555852451
damn I forgot how hot this bitch is, Vanessa in a "*pomf* waaah what are we gonna do on the bed" pose please
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my new expansion resolution? exclude any and all paladins from my groups. nailed it last expansion, here's to another run for Midnight!
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>>555852308
>>555852008
>>555851840
>>555851638
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um, bros?
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>>555855097
post her erp logs, i did once, but i want to see others post them with latia or just any lewd talk with her
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>>555855290
Add it to the pile of mounts no one sees or cares about
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>>555855097
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worgthyr posting

https://litter.catbox.moe/4zct0ut4ofbcebzh.png
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>>555855365
i'm making it my main mount now
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>>555855290
you are over 10 years late. true collectors got it in wod when it was released
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slop jiggy+
post a sub 7 min time to choose a new

https://jigex.com/b41NV
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>>555855329
i dont have any anon, ive never seen any posted here
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>>555855439
Lol no you wont
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>>555855430
worgthyr request?
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did they get rid of the healing during iceblock?

does mage really not have any healing whatsoever in its kit anymore?
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>we will never get kino zone design like this again
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remember to thank your local furslopper
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>>555855665
healing is for faggets. we have alter time thats enough
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god i wish i were my dracthyr
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>>555855496
I started in Shadowlands like a true bab :)
>>555855620
yeah, I won't? faggot?
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>>555855329
>>555855589
never seen any here either, they are comfortably the best rp partner i ever had but that was back in bfa
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>>555855967
I need a femorc wife you guys don't get it
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>>555856030
is latia guy or girl irl? did they ever show face
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>>555855967
>yeah, I won't? faggot?
Nope, you'll see something shiny and replace it
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>>555856360
Powerful fox trio…
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>>555855761
but you got netherstorm at home Ka'resh though anon
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>>555855761
netherstorm and storm peaks are pvre SOVL
I loved just flying around in those zones looking for ores and motes playing tbc and wrath classic
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>>555856436
nah i'm keeping this one out it's going in my main rotation. there's not a lot of mounts I like, and the shiny ones that would get added are unobtainable.
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>>555856692
Cope the post, enjoy the cobwebs
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>>555832116
btw this is what james cameron copied for azeroth. he’s a bc nerd.
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>>555856728
the feel of your instant reply malding makes it all the better
i got it, you didn't, seethe moar
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>>555855761
The last old school zone designer left Blizzard after designing Azure Span in DF.
TWW and MIDnight are all fresh "talents".
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>>555855365
bullshit every collector seethes if they don’t have it. in fact you can’t be considered a collector without it.
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>>555856861
You wasted hours of your life over a thing you will replace in a week which no one cares about, I am spending a few seconds to make you mad which brings me joy. Now post again my little dopamine addicted slut.
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>>555823365
>fuck up Hpallies
>revert it day later
>reversion is still not implemented two days later

Blizzard, hello?! Stop blue balling and let us test.
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>>555856997
hm? hours? i just made this toon, running wod and doing timewalking dungeons. i had no idea it existed before this point.
but ye go on about your power struggle and trying to turn this into something where you sound cooler than you'd ever be. hope i get another this next dungeon!
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>>555856982
>samefagging
Lmao
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>>555856982
just run dawn of infinite for coursers if you lack it lol. Also any collector who is serious has it and has over 1200 mounts
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>>555856997
>You wasted hours of your life over a thing
he most likely got it from casually running it to level or farm badges
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>>555857181
>>555857246
>samefag
>and cope
Good little slut, post more about how special you are with your dusty mount
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>>555857302
you're genuinely retarded, huh lol
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>>555855761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGmIWA7LADk
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>>555857354
You're the one getting butthurt over a dusty mount trying to collect clout lmao
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>>555857194
not new ones who haven’t been collecting for 12 years
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>>555856684
>netherstorm
>shadowmoon valley (tbc)
>blade’s edge
>zangarmarsh
>sholazar
>icecrown
>zul’drak
>vashj’ir
>deepholm
>Jade Forest
>vale of eternal blossoms
We used to have it so good…
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>>555857181
>>555857246
>um, bros?
>obviously thinks this is special and rare
>proceeds to then downplay that it isn't special or rare when people point out it isn't special or rare
>trying to save face and fit in
You're retarded. Stop shitposting.
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>>555857527
dragon riding killed zone design because mass > detail. the best zones were designed for walking.
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>>555857276
No! My lore! Aieeeeeeeee!
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>>555857658
>dragon riding
regular flying*

being able to fly ruined the sense of scale everything had
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>20+ ilvl upgrade
>but it ruins your mog

i hate 1h+focus gear. just gimme a fucking staff
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>hit decor cap
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>>555857431
Shockingly Azure Span has similar vibes, but its off. not by a lot but by just enough.
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Should i boost a mage or lock belf
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>want to commission some pics of my character banging Katy Stampwhistle
>don't need to be spending any money right now
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>>555857861
You should only play popular classes because they're the only ones that don't get fucked in the ass by Blizzard randomly. So Mage.
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>>555857861
no
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>>555855967
i don't know how to say this is a way that doesn't sound insulting but i have no idea how people get into wow post-2015
it is so insanely unfriendly to new players, expansions constantly overlap in the most basic of ways (base game zones constantly talk about how the lich king was defeated, and then you go to northrend, silverpine forest still having garrosh as one of the main figures, etc)
i have to imagine most of the game is an incomprehensible clusterfuck to people not familiar with it already
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>>555855628
I don't normally do them but I'll keep ideas in mind.
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>>555857932
rogue never gets fucked in the ass randomly (because they are in a permanent state of ass fucked)
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>>555857750
yes, yes. we all know that adding flying ruined the game. the single greatest sin committed against wow as adding flying mounts. it seemed like a neat idea back in 2007, but its addition mandated a change in how zones are built. For the worse.
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>>555857527
>blade's edge
>good zone
Extreme nostalgia overdosing. Blades Edge is pure dog shit even back then,
>horrific to traverse on foot
>somehow just as bad while flying
>same exact color of orange/red
Glad this game will keep going on regardless of your and the publics opinions because they're dog shit
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>>555857494
fixed the fucked waist width
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>>555857861
lock is more fun but mage is more of a pain in the ass to level
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>>555858105
Some of them like it.
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>>555858147
>this
>dogshit
Tie the noose, tranny.
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>>555857750
Wrong. Flying is responsible for turbokino zones like Netherstorm, SMV, Icecrown, and Storm Peaks, which were designed specifically with flying in mind.
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>antiflying trannoids
>in 2026
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>>555858671
Yes because unlike you I actually had to play it. Zone is horrible to maneuver and has some of the worst dailies TBC had to offer
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>>555859104
I played TBC Classic, numnutz. Traversing BEM wasn't hard at all, it was just a little repetitive with the kill 20 ogres chain of quests. The Ogri'la dailies were piss easy and didn't take long either. Me thinks (You) didn't play it.
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>>555859104
It's not that bad. There's a few paths that go through the whole zone. It's not like you have to walk over the individual mountains, you pass through most of them via caves.
Doesn't even matter when you can just fly over it.
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>>555859206
no thats an elfwife
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I think I'm free. I've played since vanilla and pre-ordered every expansion but I haven't pre-ordered Midnight, have zero urge to do so and don't even know when it releases. I have tried to play the game a couple times since TWW launch but I just can't. Dogshit dead game.
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>>555859602
Yes yes we know, back to the Asmon stream you go. He'll tell you what to not like next
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>>555859602
if you actually played through legion and bofa, and fucking bought SHADOWLANDS, you're not going anywhere, you're too far gone
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>>555857623
you realize that 7246 isn't me, right?
I had no idea it was rare, I asked in the party chat, because I died on the boss I got it from, from which I then looked it up and had to confirm what it was. I admitted to starting Retail in Shadowlands.
you people are genuinely fucking miserable, holy shit
>>555858025
I've known about WoW since I was a kid (I would've been 7 when it released) but I've only ever played WoW in private servers up until I got Retail with Shadowlands when Zenith Mortis and catchup was a thing.
>it is so insanely unfriendly to new players
>i have to imagine most of the game is an incomprehensible clusterfuck to people not familiar with it already
Yes it is and that's why I didn't know the Infinite Timereaver was a thing either. I'm not breathing WoW 24/7 and I haven't played it for 20 years. What keeps me going is the class fantasy I get. I liked other MMOs i've played more but they're shittier than WoW is now.
despite that i'm still actually playing the game unlike the rest of this general
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>>555859602
see you next week!
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I can feel the hype. People are excited to continue The World Soul Saga.
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>assassination rogue using SBA is actually only a 6% damage loss from the absolute theoretical simulation perfect play
tell me why i would ever bother learn to play this class if i will literally never do as well as the game playing itself? obviously it cant account for proper cd usage and mechanics but assuming you do those properly thats an easy mid to high purple parse if not better. we're talking mythic raider shit for pressing a single button.
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>>555861334
I got plenty top 1% parses just using Hekili on a bunch of characters. There is no reason to learn any class in this game
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>>555861730
>i got a top parse when the game played itself for me but with an addon
literally changes nothing about what i said
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>>555861892
Yes I was agreeing with you, retard
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>>555861334
In case it wasn't obvious, they're doing this because they're trying to get the classic audience to play retail. The overly complicated M+ and raid difficulty plus the jank clss design put off classic players from touching it. And despite what retards here try to say, there are a ton of classic players, perhaps even moreso than retail if we judge by the number of parses on warcraftlogs.
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I was in a guild with JE from 2014-2014
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>tell me why i-
Just don't play the fucking class.
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>>555861334
>>555861892
if you tie self worth and personal skill through playing a video game for teenagers as a 30+ year old man you have bigger problems. who cares, the game is slated for console then ultimately mobile release by 2030. It's a phone game in the works now.
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FUR THE ALLIANCE!!!
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>>555861334
havoc dh is similar. the midnight pruning was an insane buff for sba
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imagine having sex
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>>555862078
honestly I don't see this game surviving past TLT
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>>555862252
>honestly I don't see this game surviving past [insert expansion here]
this has been said every expansion and the game continues to thrive
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>>555862078
>wow
>for teenagers
lol
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>>555861119
>>
Yearly checkup
Is Jaina still infertile
Is Maiev still MIA
Is Anduin still crying like a bitch
Is the void elf (forgot her name) still showing her feet
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xal'atath isn't a void elf, kill yourself
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>>555862143
Knotted by 11 worgen
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>>555862078
>he types this, unironically
>on a saturday night
>where his most pressing concern is an obscure forum for world of warcraft
>no wife
>no children
>probably doesn't have a job
>still shit at the game
project more you fucking loser, lmfao
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>>555862396
>continues to thrive
I don't consider WoW to be thriving
WoW as a franchise has become a nostalgia threadmill, Blizzard not only failed to create a wow storyline or setting lore seeds but actually sabotaged then
>wow original characters
Garrosh, disenchanted
Yrel, light Hitler
Aduin, jungle fever pussy
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>>555862548
Yes to all. Jaina hit the wall because she never got over her oneitis (CHADthas), Maiev is forgotten by the writers (best outcome), Anduin had his testicles removed and is being pegged by a crippled half-blind sheboon, and Xal'atath is still shoeless.
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>>555862896
but you're the one projecting, and seething even. i guess that post really stung you deep. it's okay, there is always time to grow and improve as a person.
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>>555841076
hey i explicitly outed myself as 6x4
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>>555841076
I was honest about my cage
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>>555863091
you have an inferiority complex over people taking pride over mastery in a video game
IMAGINE being you
you're a fucking loser
you're a le stop having fun reddithuman
kys
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>>555861987
>there are a ton of classic players,
they just did a massive server merge for the mop classic servers, and the 'niller variants each only have 2 servers 1 for horde and 1 for ally
this is pure cope

yes they're trying to get classicucks to move to retail but its because they want to stop spending even the paltry amounts they currently do to keep them around.
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Hey, keep posting those images of female gnomes with big fat tits.
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>>555863661
i only have loli ones
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>>555863647
>c-cope
Explain why Anniversary servers have more parses in Naxx alone than the grand total of normal, heroic and mythic parses in MFO?

Ask yourself why there are so many different versions of Classic before saying something so profoundly butthurt, you jealous tranny.
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>>555863319
being this incredibly upset and personally hurt over the truth means you recognize that you have wasted your life and now feel the need to justify yourself by attacking me. you should probably attempt to fix your life for the better. im sure you can channel your seethe into something productive lil guy.
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How the fuck do I make it stop doing this? Any time I try and post while it says this, I get an error saying "No valid Captcha."
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>>555863795
>muh parses
there are more MoP parses than naxx40 lol
and retail has more than both together lmfao
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this jeetcoded amalgamation of a game will no longer run on my toaster pc

what're the recommended hardware specs to run this game at 60 FPS+ in capital areas on the beta?
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>>555863840
>armchair psychologist
>more projection
updooted
make sure you show these posts to your psychiatrist btw
lmfao
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WoW GODS we just outlived ANOTHER mmo

TURN ON CNN ASHES IS DEAD
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>>555864195
>ASHES IS DEAD
Anyone above nigger IQ knew that game was gonna be a flop years ago.
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>>555863789
Post those too
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>>555863661
best I can do is gobbos
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>>555864195
>potential mmo shut down
i'm shocked like a dog with a shock collar
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>>555864148
you seem to be confused at what projection is, and your seething is very telling. dont worry you can overcome yourself im sure
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>>555864301
I find your terms acceptable.
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>>555864274
>>555864306
Yeah but now it's official (tm)
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>>555863795
>why there are so many different versions of Classic
you retards get bored at aq40 and screech for a F R E S H and blizz wants to keep getting 15 bucks a month per classicuck for next to no effort so they make another 'niller server
ask yourself why all but the most recent 'niller server is completely dead
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just made a female kul tiran
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>>555864390
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>>555864021
Why do you lie?
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>>555864301
i like this gobbo
this gobbo is nice
>>555864650
this one is too
need more of the alt one
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>>555864650
I wish I had an office gobbo right now to have her stepping on me and bossing me...
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>>555864383
pretend to be retarded all you like
make sure you get the doc to up your zoloft next time you go
its not working, clearly
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>>555864907
Cool dog
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>>555864916
>classic tranny can't read
lmao
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>>555865019
>got exposed and is now playing schizo
God, I love dunking trannies.
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>>555864650
>>555864301
POST MORE GOBLINS AND JOBLINS
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>>555863661
Aight.
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>>555864921
>>555864980
>>555865210
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>>555865015
Thank you
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>>555864916
>>555865181
>https://www.warcraftlogs.com/zone/reports?zone=44
retail: first page's parses goes down all the way to the bottom within 6 minutes from the top
https://classic.warcraftlogs.com/zone/reports?zone=1046
>MoP: first page's parses goes down all the way to the bottom within 5 minutes from the top
https://fresh.warcraftlogs.com/zone/reports?zone=1036
>Vanilla: first page's parses goes down all the way to the bottom within 22 hours from the top
I await your next cope
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>>555864916
ok, you're right. Now what? Classic has a bigger endgame community than retail does. Now what?

at some point you have to come to terms with the fact that this is how you're spending your saturday night
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>>555865359
No, not a party scene, I want a workplace, I want her to chokehold me for misbehaving and then slapping me and blackmailing me while she walks towards me with her high heels clicking on the ground
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>>555865268
on my knot.
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>>555865378
most classic players don't log, cope tranny you lost
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>>555865426
He isnt tho
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>>555861987
>raids and M+ are too complicated and hard
>but classic players are better at the game than retail
lol which one is it
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Considering Riot shit their pants and completely axed 2XKO being a platform fighter because Multiversus flopped, imagine them rebooting their MMO a third time after Ashes of Creation only lasted a month
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>>555865558
new cope is brewing
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>>555865268
imagine her tight gnome loli pussy.......fuuuuuuck
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>>555865378
What exactly are you trying to prove here? This legit doesn’t make any sense.
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>>555865558
>the game where all there is to do is stack world buffs and speedrun naxx endlessly and top the meters have the least players parsing
lmfao ok lil dude
>>555865728
>classic brownoid can't understand how reports work
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>>555865801
Who tf cares about reports? I just showed mathematical proof the number of parses, which is infinitely more valuable as a statistic, yet you’re here blabbering about reports like they mean anything?
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>>555866019
>my statistics are valid and yours aren't despite both coming from the same website
ok lil gup
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>>555865975
fat
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>>555865635
>fighting game
>characters look horrendously ugly
>the women even look like trannies
many such cases
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>the raid that's been out for 5 years on classic server has more parses than the raid that's been out for like 4 months
Wow!
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>midnight is 5 days early access instead of 4

sheeeeiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>555866238
Fucking really? We gamin
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>>555866121
One report can contain multiple runs of raids, of course it doesn’t mean anything compared to fucking parses you coping nigger.

>>555866220
Anniversary servers aren’t Era servers, retard.
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>>555866238
If you got off your fat lazy brown asses you could farm the price of early access in an hour or two
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>>555866238
who cares? What do you do in early access anyways? Hit max level and afk waiting for the season to drop?
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>>555866506
unlock your haranir waifu before other people can even play the game of course
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>>555823365
>Ashes of Creation officially dead
Kek we're going to be playing WoW, OSRS, XIV, or RS3 until we're 80 years old.
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>>555865426
What a strangely passive aggressive and projecting post. Does the fact that retoilet is still dependent on classic upset you that much?
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>nillers still pretending classic is popping off when MoP has more total logs than every version of vanilla combined
kekaroo
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>>555866574
Can you unlock them before the reset?
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in the end, who lost the most?
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>>555866356
>here's why 100 reports within 22 hours is close to 100 reports within 6 minutes
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>>555866506
farm out tokens for store credit
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>>555866506
m0 or bountiful delves aren't even available during the first two weeks
3 days early access is completely useless when all the actual pve content only unlock 2-3 weeks after release
used to just have to wait 1 week for the season to start after TWW/DF launch but now you gotta wait 2 weeks for raid launch
and THREE WEEKS wait for m+ to start
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>>555866675
Draenei easily
Nothing about it says bulky dudes/sexy spacegoat at first glance
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>>555866690
>here's why meaningless reports totally matter more than hard number total parses
>because it upsets me
Compelling.
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woo hoo
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>>555865975
>>555866124
perfect weight
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>>555866675
Human sucks BUT they love the whole "I'm the heckin faceless faggot!" so this is a win for them
Dwarf is kino
Gnome is ok
Nelf is pretty good
Draenei sucks
Worgen is super trash

Orc is kino
Troll is good
Tauren is good
Forsaken is really good
Belf is good
Goblin is ok

Panda is ok if you're female
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>>555866883
>no no no those don't count please stop making sense, pay attention to my data without substance or links
Why are you here to begin with if you're a niller player lol
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>>555866689
cunny cunny cunny cunny plap plap plap ooooouuugh segs oooooough segs pomf pomf
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>>555865801
>the game where all there is to do is stack world buffs and speedrun
enough about retoilet
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>>555866670
you unlock them during the midnight campaign

>>555866675
the worst ones are worgen followed by panda
draenei one also isn't great but isn't completely bad like the former two
I like almost all the other ones
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>>555867129
So you can lvl one during early access?
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>>555865975
exchange some boob for tummy
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god i wish we had worldbuffs in retail
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>>555866670
I looked up earthen for historical context and apparently no. They timegated the story quest needed to complete the TWW "MSQ" until a week after launch so anyone who actually wanted to be an earthen had to be either a week behind or buy a race change. I expect the same kind of jewish behavior to repeat.
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>>555867014
Because a single parse represents an individual player--

Fuck it, no point arguing with a mindbroken tranny.
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>>555863960
have you tried not being a nigger?
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>>555867175
the campaign doesn't take 3+ days to complete so yes

>>555867248
world buffs is a cool concept for overworld stuff but the fact that you can take it into dungeons and raids make it the most dogshit mechanic ever because your character performs badly in comparison to when you don't have them
which makes your 'baseline' feel bad when you're not drugged the fuck up on annoying to get temp buffs
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>>555867283
And for some reason the amount of total raids reported in anniversary within a day are extremely low compared to MoP and retail
Strange
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Like many people, I was super disappointed to see that the Blood Troll transmog wouldn't come back during the February sales ; Only the monthly rewards from the past year. Yet, there are so many people waiting for a certain piece of transmog or item that barely reappeared.

The returning items each month are unpredictable and in small quantities compared to the growing catalog of past rewards. We're not all able to sub monthly, or lack time for the grind. Having a vendor with the older items could solve this. It'll still cost tenders, which are hard to come by, so it should still be valuable.

We just want to look cool !
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Can someone tell me wtf happened to Ashes of Creation?
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>>555867410
It's pre-patch. People are leveling belfs/drae or taking a break. It's not like retoilet where they completely fucked the scaling and made mythic puggable by total retards. Now fuck off you annoying spaz.
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>>555867403
According to wowhead you can't actually play them during early access.
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>>555867419
Unlucky.
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>>555867441
it was always a scam, the guy in charge knows the amount of money he can squeeze out of retards is now lower than the cost of squeezing them so he cut and ran
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>>555867441
vaporware MMO that just strings kickstarter backers along with feature creep and vague promises
every alpha test they've done have looked like shit
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>>555867637
So it being prepatch is ok but retail being in prepatch is magically different
Funny how you keep slideposting the fact that there's just 100 parses registered within 22 hours vs 6 minutes
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>new player
why am i a manlet compared to every story npc while playing a tall race like dracthyr
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>>555867684
reminder they did 2 alpha tests in 10 FUCKING YEARS of "active" development
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>>555866917
based
I want the Flarendo mount, but I hate rep grinds
such a cool fucking mount
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>>555866675
As a Draenei main, draenei lost the most.
The tranny nu-devs looked at that ONE tbc image and and somehow made it look like complete fucking shit. it pisses me off. It should have just been the unique plate armor with the glowing rune shoulders you see on some of the paladins in outland or Maraad art, maybe with different colors.

Though I will say that the furfag races are pretty bad too. worgen one is laughably bad, same with pandaren.
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>>555867803
NPCs are enlarged to see them better
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>>555867735
It's also funny how you keep ignoring how Naxx had over 100k more parses than the version of the game where you can infinitely re-run the same raid. Across all of its difficulties too.

Boy, classic being that popular really upsets you, doesn't it?
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>>555867441
Steven sold out to VCs, left the company, and now the board of directors created by the VCs he sold out to are laying off a shitload of the team.
Literally took the money and ran.
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>>555867893
>maraad art
that is literally just a pala set from tbc
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>>555867875
Globo has been doing rep runs. Just got 20 tonight. Some people still need more so we probably will do more.
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>>555867780
because they're hero units and you're a peon
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>>555867931
>muh 100k parses
https://ironforge.pro/population/anniversary/overall/
mmm, how come here it says 60k?
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>>555868110
>no, warcraftlogs is wrong with its own logs
Holy fuck the cope never ends with you
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>got told by an officer i am perma benched for prog going into midnight

fuck
the sales gold was nice just for showing up to raid but oh well
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>>555823365
>no technomancer ethereal spec on polls
at least shaman tank is equally kino
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>>555868110
Because ironforge actually counts the number of players and not some retarded metric like "total logs in raids with 14 trash mob tier bosses"
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>>555868221
>no that doesn't count now despite the graph feeding directly from warcraft logs!
oh so now it doesn't count? but if it does, then it means MoP is more popular than niller
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>>555868241
Isnt that good? The cucks will burn do all the heavy lifting.
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>>555868318
>raid logging doesn't count in retail now
and I'm the one coping lol
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>>555868351
it's more the writing on the wall, basically telling me to fuck off without explicitly kicking me
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>>555868241
why even be in the guild at that point if you're not allowed to do anything
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>>555868340
>I will use everything except warcraftlogs itself
Okay retard, let's play it your way. If we go by Ironforge's logic, then Classic would still have more parses than retoilet if we apply the same rules. Congratulations, you proved fucking nothing.
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only guild im in is the one i made just for myself and my alts
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>>555866675
I don’t think any can top how bad Worgen is.
It’s like the only thing the designer thought of and knew about Worgen and Gilnean culture is “hehe top hats!”
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>>555868556
you are SO delusional holy shit
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>>555868608
based
i should get around to making one for my alts
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>>555864439
>an hour later
>no 'niller responses
volumes
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>>555868556
If we go by ironforge logic, MoP wins
>I will use everything except warcraftlogs itself
you ignored the part where it was pointed out how nobody is logging raids in anniversary compared to both retail and mop, where it took 22 hours for anniversary to fill up 100 logs while retail and mop took 6 minutes
next cope
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>>555868608
same
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>>555868632
Says the faggot that can look at hard numbers and is twisting into a pretzel to try and discredit them.

>>555868778
MoP is classic you ape. You lose either way lol.
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>>555868867
it isn't quite retail
but its pretty close
and if you asked in the nilla thread they would tell you its retail
wrath onwards isn't classic
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>>555849983
But you already posted perfection why would you want something inferior
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>>555868317
one day anon, one day
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>>555868978
Cope.
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Something has been bugging me lately. Why did Blizzard make the housing cinematic focus on Horde? I always thought Alliance was the more popular faction. What do you guys think?
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>>555868867
Oh now MoP is magically on your side just so you can say its doing better than retail despite you talking strictly about anniversary servers alone
how convenient
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>>555869108
razorwind more kino
sorry
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>>555869108
Many of them like the horde, just look at the heritage questlines
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>>555869108
horde got pity representation in a comedy trailer
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>>555869108
Had to give the Horde something since Alliance is taking 2/3rds of Silvermoon.
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>>555869121
I never excluded MoP. I was using Anniversary alone to prove just how badly Classic outnumbers retoilet. If we factor in ALL versions of Classic it's a total slaughter.
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>>555869108
They needed to correct their take on Blood Elf appearance desperately after the shitshow that is the Midnight cinematic.
Also Razorwind Shores is the better zone, and Horde races are better showcasing of the fantasy setting.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CINEMATIC FEMTROLLS?!
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>>555868457
You're not even forming sentences that make any sense at this point.
Yes, a raid with 8 bosses will have less total parses than a raid with 14, because the raid with 14 is generating nearly twice as many parses per person than the 8 boss raid.
Ironforge counts the actual total number of players that show up on warcraftlogs.
MoP has more players than every version of trashnilla combined.
Your next cope, sir?
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>>555869413
I was going to say there is one in the bg but it might be an orc...
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>>555868623
I gotta agree with this, Literally everyone just gets a better version of the worgen racial armor.
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>>555869391
But anniversary alone pales to retail
and MoP is more retail than classic lmfao, you're coping so hard its becoming sad now
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I've run like 6 manaforge omegas on alts and none of them have a single log, the vast majority of retail raids aren't logged. As opposed to parsetrannies which are in masses in classic minigaming

Besides, I don't know why people take ironslop seriously when the methodology is fucked in the backend as per his words "it just counts one character" but then you check one difficulty in one boss and the -one- boss has a sum of more parses than the "total" shown in ironslop, you can't duplicate any parse in one boss btw.
Surprisingly not a single retard in the entire community is putting the ironforge dev on xis neck for having who knows what retarded methodology that is underrepresenting characters.
However if you pretend any classic is more popular than retail you're probably 40+ and should not be taken seriously anyway
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Ashes of Creation is dead
Just in time for Midnight
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>>555869478
I think you replied to the wrong person, either way
>Yes, a raid with 8 bosses will have less total parses than a raid with 14, because the raid with 14 is generating nearly twice as many parses per person than the 8 boss raid.
that's not how parses work lmfao, you're so fucking clueless its insane
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>>555869615
That is how parses work retard.
Every boss you kill is one parse. If you are not selecting a specific boss, you are looking at the total of all parses across all bosses. Learn what you're talking about before you reply to me you 0 iq monkey.
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Does anything housing related still make gold?
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what's the point of comparing retail numbers when there's not an active expansion going (currently prepatch, xpacs die in season 3) vs classic which doesn't have that problem
am I missing something, because I don't get what the big deal is other than pure autism
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>>555869492
>But anniversary alone pales to retail
Anniversary has 100k+ more parses though. ;)

Sorry this upsets you!
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>>555869523
Can I get a drama youtuber summarizing this for me, please?
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>>555869757
I love putting the nillerbuck in his place. He'll go back to crybooming in ceegee soon enough.
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>>555869728
pro tip
everything makes gold, A LOT of gold. I expected prices to drop a month max after early access but somehow they've been expensive all the way through, housingkino has really good demand
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>>555869757
classicfags are VERY fragile when their stale game needs constant additions and gamemodes to keep their game alive, they hate thinking about the fact that retail is more popular than it because that's all they have
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>>555869757
retoilets are coping that they're uncslop tranny game is more popular than a good game
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>>555869508
This is it btw, retail raids are barely logged outside guilds unlike nilla where everything is logs faggotry because beating the content doesn't take much effort.
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>>555869814
>+100k
https://ironforge.pro/population/anniversary/
Where?
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>>555869757
Classic is in a pre-patch too and MoP is in a lull with the devs seemingly ignoring it. Besides, all the numbers I used at the start of this were directly from before the pre-patches, which is why the retoilet cope is funny.
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>>555869108
The Alliance is indeed the more popular (popularest) faction. And to answer your question, I think they need and want to “Disneyfy” the Horde more in order to sell the game better... In other words, they want us to forget that the Horde is the evil faction, made up of rapists, murderers, cannibals, and black magic worshippers.
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>>555869508
>helps the niller despite being a retailchad
>still no niller reply
volumenes
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>>555870316
>Further ripping the few remaining teeth out of the Horde
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>>555870316
>black magic worshippers.
Reminder that the Alliance has literal demons, unstable void creatures and undead in its ranks now while the Horde has undead but disavowed all dark magic users
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>>555868623
https://youtu.be/8SbUC-UaAxE



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