Previous: >>555809708>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
this is the third mejiro ryan hot spring ticket i got from the event
Is there music in this game that doesn't use 3/4 or 4/4 time signature? (both BGM and songs)
Teio!
ace on my face
>>555828284nobody dances like this
>after 6 team trials runs and 3 daily racesfuck you
Fine Motion the uma > Fine Motion the card
>>555828457i will spend my yearly bonus on wedding finemo
Digitan LOVE
>>555828457the fact that you can't use the same card on an uma is a massive strike against the card which IMO is already supremely overrated
What am I in for /uma/?
>>555828602idk I don't have this uma
Mambo!
6 months until uma pulls are irreparably bricked
https://youtu.be/H_mDhQ6urHs?si=oOokzd3KwjNvAzCpReminder, Special Ticket will always be the cutest uma around.https://youtu.be/w0eiAfS9Puk?si=E3PSe0l9z2zE2Hgi&t=26
>>555828602sekuhara DEEEEEESU
>>555828602a crippling yearning for latinas
>>555828567Which wit cards are better than Fine Motion?
>>555828567not being able to use Creek's SSR on her means practically every run with my wife is bricked until Sounds of Earth SSR drops over a year from now. I hate this shit
>>555827985ok one more4378844943788449
>>555828284I dance like this
>>555828551I kinda regret not pulling her. Her simp personality is funny and she's super cute...
Ive been just using every sprint card I have,Should I be borrowing a different card?
>>555828789Isn't Mayano good enough because of how jacked Pure Heart is?
>im surrounded by 50yo balding ojisans Good thing I'm only prontera main theme years old.
>>555828602Sexo
>>555828871Fuck I'm dumb
yes siri play this game to gamble with my wage
>>555828960Me and my boomer trainer broshttps://youtu.be/6-eiwMV8c6U?si=EiMiq1eHZrobWqBg
>>555829081what the fuck am I looking at
bwos BROs byos my SEA sloptuber told me that creekyou know the one super creek the goo goo babies one? yeah that onean yways xhe told me thatsuper creek is badbecause she can't use her cardhow am I supposed to get maestro now??she's hecking unplayable>>555828960I miss when my only exposure to the philippines was from playing Korean mmos instead of having them on the websites I also use and having them speaking my language
>>555828785none so far, that doesn't mean it's not overrated bwo
>>555828946No other stam card comes close to MLB Creek's fat rainbows. I borrow festival Brian on my creek runs and i can never crack 1k stam (3* stam legacies, rest on power) with the 2nd stam card being Cafe SR (I refuse to use Mayano, 0 initial friendship bricks runs)I would use 3spd/2pwr with stam legacies instead but I have no good stam spark parents
>>555829081>Fuck I'm dumbWith that deck, yea.You have KSB and Dasca, Biko is OK to borrow.Use 3 other wit cards.Or 2 wit cards and that one 1LB kingu card.
soup or creek
>>555828318you're not him
Was today the last day for free Tamamo rolls? Got this cute Rice and a Condor off of them so I'm satisfied with it
umapyoi
>>555828816
>>555829353
>>555828139sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
>>555829291>Needing over 1k stamina despite having pure heart+maestro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dC5YXX6Q2gE?si=fM-pWf5xwI9Yp02_One day....one day....
>>555829434In front of the kids? WITH KIDS?
>>555829238super creek has maestro in potential 5
>>555829615>Dot-o'-LanternCUTE
>>555828816groundwork is a gaslight...
>>555829615NEED ME MORE DOTO
>>555829630bwo what
>>555829726https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Tj-kvn1hA8?si=9yDn_aPrcGxm7caj
umanko clench force dick crushing
>>555829843SHE DID THE THING
>>555829630Yes....?
Do you like Creek's singing voice, /uma/?
>>555830009i like this oper
I won
>>555830057i like hear moaning on my dick
https://youtu.be/sd9Fs75c_rg?si=xAsgh0WjMRNmWv9e
>>555830057her singing voice is fine but not really a standout to me
I need to resist the urge to swipe for Tama.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really reall yrealy really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really realylr eally really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really reallyr eally really realyr eally really realyl really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
i like makween sing
>>555829976t. gentildonna's trainer
>>555830212>60fpsreported
Re-reading the notice, idk if I'm retarded but the wording is still unclearSo does this mean I CAN or CAN'T save the free pulls today for the support cards once Tamamo banner ends?
fuck it, i'm using R rudolf for groundwork
>>555830170time to become star, torena
>>555830057I prefer the dubhttps://files.catbox.moe/8l33wx.mp4
>>555830464Only those who have not yet logged in can save their pulls
>>555830464Can.
>>555829535Why did you stop sniffing Tazuna's butt? What did the green woman do to you?
>>555830469>drops every debuff hint and not groundwork
are you fucking kidding me? that's it?
>>555830708Need more?
>>555830458>he doesnt know
>>555830464You are retardedIf you have already logged in today after reset i.e. you have already earned your free 10 pulls, they are available only on Tamamo's banner. If it ends and you didn't use them, you lose them.If you haven't logged in yet and only do so after Tamamo's banner ends, THEN you can use the 10 pulls on the support card banner.
So let me gets this straight. When building great grandparents. The only thing that matters is the total shared number of sparks across parent/grandparent uma. Not the total star count, not affinity, not blue sparks, not pink sparks, just the total number of shared white sparks across each parent?
>>555830613Wasn't this only the case for the pulls that saved if you didn't log in since before the event started?
>>555830708that's like a free training, don't be greedy
>>555830776wtf a good global release would've given us 60fps by now
>>555830776That hasn't been implemented yet you monkey.
>>555830776WHY DIDNT THIS SHIP WITH GLOBAL???
>>555829630Yes
>>555830776>just for livesWhat was the point. Almost everyone get their fill from Youtube already anyway
>>555828689I shall only pull for the My Chemical Romance alt
>>555830464This notice is a wit and ESL check
>>555830928is that ta ma
>>555830685But I just sniffed it yesterday!! I switched to Bourbon's for now because I got her from the free rolls.
>>555830879why she so cute and rapeable
hishiamama after the breeder's cup
>>555831087Gyarus do be like that
>>555828602Everyone talks about her El Condor Paizuris but no one mentions how tight her crotch looks. Honestly my favorite part of that alt.
>>555831087just a little bit (a lot) retarded
just finished first second and third in a room, I think my girls are ready for cm bros. Now it's just comfy event point grinding with half tp costs
>>555830927>Almost everyone get their fill from Youtube already anywaySpeak for yourself I watch 3D lives frequently.
>>555831075what other uma butts have you sniffed, butt sniffer anon?
21743255
>>555829361Yeah, free Fuku rolls start next. No clue if it is in 2 hours or tomorrow
>>555830879>>555831087
2 hours until i can blow my free daily 10 on ayabe and mafuku
>>555830831>If you have already logged in today after reset i.e. you have already earned your free 10 pulls, they are available only on Tamamo's banner. If it ends and you didn't use them, you lose them.
>>555831442Correcthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRvHD-ljDus
>>555830543tama doesn't have allat
should i borrow bakushin or nice nature?oyl is 1.8 duration and only slightly more reliable than turbo sprint
>>555831243i don't know why but 3d anime models showing navel always throws me off
>>555831108All Umamusume will end up like this after the Breeders’ Cup
>>555829291Cafe has dogshit stat generation, she's meant for giving skill hints to parents. 0 initial friendship doesn't even matter that much in Unity since it takes so long to level facilities anyway.
>>555831108Hishiama after the Brosnan's Cup
>>555831784You shoulda told the content creator to fuck off
>>555831243The thing I hate the most about Aoharu is that umapyoi is very stale. 2nd+3rd is almost always cock & glass, which gets boring to watch after a few times. At least in URA there was a good variety.
I swiped
he swiped
>>555831681If your wit cards suck natty, else Bakushin. I'd still lean Bakushin since she has all those sprint skill hints.
>>555831875They've been getting cockblocked more often I feel like, but could be the Sprint and Mile finales I've doing lately
WHY CAN I NEVER MAKE GOOD UMAS MY DECK ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD SO WHY DO THEY ALWAYS END UP SHIT PLEASE RAPE THE DOTO POSTERS ALREADY
>>555831784Just kick the youtuber bro it's not that difficult they have jannies kicking and banning people all the time>inb4 "I couldn't do that"lol
>>555831331I sniffed Ardan's a few times here and there.. and I'm pretty interested in sniffing Maruzensky's too.
>>555831751>Go to america with your trainee>No longer within reach of tazuna>Come back and your trainee is pregnantThis is why you cant leave the protective embrace of tazuna, trainer.Your trainee will capitalize on the lack of cover.
>>555831108>50% she will give birth to a br*wn son
>>555831784What even is preventing you for kicking him or telling him to fuck off? Unless you're a fucking pussy scared of doing anything to a sloptuber then you deserve what's happening with your self hosted tourney
>>555831879Tamamo is quite bad actually because for her career she has to run FOUR random races, so she wastes alot of turns for nothing to give back.
Wait who's been eating all my Sprint shoes.
>>555831681i also thought, leftleft is good but natie has no other useful hints. current chang! does
>>555830464you niggas just have 0 reading comprehension no wonder you get gaslit all the time
Am I on the right track with this? Power is shit because I had 1 (one) spirit burst there in the entire run. I could drop Eishin for Kingu, or Riko for 1LB Vodka
>>555832225
>>555832204>>555831784Don't let a 19 year old college dropout from SEA sour the experience
>>555832204Cute Stego
>>555832204You could, you know, always create a server just for that tourney and not invite him??????????It's your tourney where he isn't invited. What the fuck man don't be retarded.
>>555832204Sorry anon SEA "humans" don't care about fun, just optimisation and winning
I keep getting more and more of these cosplays on my feed.
>>555832260>on your leftthat skill is for late surgers
>>555832348those are men btw
>>555832204sounds like you're just pussies
>>555827586>Gone for a few hours>Come back to someone posting FALCOB A S E D ! https://youtu.be/h8niNHOs_kU>>555827427This as well
>>555832225That would be me, sry bwo>>555832260Fronts will not win you the sprint, OYL is for lates.Also her unique doesnt work for Capricorn.
>>555832212She was an Oshi pull regardless even if she's bad. Golden THH and built-in Spurt also tickles the value autism in just the right way.
>>555832204why are you in the same server to begin with
>>555832204Post a screenshot of the chat
>>555832374>>555832447>late fucking C
I'm Chiyo
>>555831346
>>555832204If it's your own tourney or idea then just create a new server with the intended purpose to be the tourney. Invite the others you're playing the tourney with then everything should be solved. I don't know why VF should even matter for this one or why is his voice needed for the tourney to happen.
>>555832568
>>555832501Tail nine is still 180 skill points. You pick tails because its cheap if you get it. She can be a kino pacer in sprint if you can pull the sparks off.
>>555832204>>555831784Why can't you just call him a nigger and detach from him? What is wrong with the world today?
>>555832374>>555832447No luck with inspiration, but that's the plan
>>555832568*rapes you*
>>555832204Sounds like you're just a pussy for not wanting to continue with VF exluded
>>555832062It’s incredible how, in the end, every trainer ends up adapting to their trainee’s personality and hobbies
>>555832651That is alot of sparks that could be used elsewere.
>>555832529its like 11 different messages of this shit
all these free rolls make me so happy as f2p I cant imagine spending money for rolls like this everyday and getting NOTHING. hoooly fuck
>>555832757grim
>LIVE seanigger raidi'm hearing payday music in the distance
>>555832204Just ignore him or call him a nigger and ignore him? You retards sound like bigger faggots than him.
>>555832815I had to spend money for half a spark to get Gentildonna and came out with 1 SSR before I sparked her. I don't regret it, I've spent more money on GBF, but it does hurt and I don't recommend it unless nothing else sparks joy in your life.
>>555832882WHERE IS THE GODDAMN MEDIC BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
why the fuck are you guys talking about zogtube teencord nigger shite again jesus christ
https://jiggie.fun/umajig>>555832957looks good man
grim
>>555832204So why can't you still continue on with the tourney excluding his opinion or create a rule with what you initially wanted?That should shut him up, and if he still doesn't, create a new server, invite everyone participating, and leave VF uninvited. The problem with VF is you need to be outright and straightforward with what you want to happen, I doubt VF has the social skills to be not oblivious.
>>555832931check this seven
>>555832931spooky orange
>>555832994because its entertaining and he wasted his fucking life for a fad and gets 5 dollars a stream
>>555832204Why are you letting a SEAnigger child butt his way in? Are you a faggot?
>>555831784>>555832204>Retarded newfags are too dumb and gay to gate keep their private parties>Too fucking dumb as not to invite retarded outsidersThe absolute fucking state holy fucking shit
First halfway successful sprint pasa. What do you guys think?
>>555833059why is a VF kid coming to /uma/ for advice
>>555833071Why is she so dim?
>>555833051>Sirius x FestaEven though Festa is obviously the seme?
>>555832957She's fast!
>>555833116Instead of pushing his idea, he's ranting in here because he couldn't tell VF to fuck off because he's scared of VF's mod privileges. What do you think?
>>555833051Nakadashi Fiesta!
>>555833167/uma/ is filled with VF watchers
>>555832204Here is what you need to do:"who asked""thanks for the input""okay""bro it's really weird that you're policing an event for newfriends"instead of crying on 4chan like the pussy you are
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) maybe. Everyone knows it and its pretty chill despite the constant shitposts about it with simple rules.There will be no miscommunications this time, I promise
Post some uma x toriena art to celebrate that yuritards are forever associated with Epstein
have sexfuck dog
>>555833146Uhh... where do I begin?
>>555833280Love the picture
thread quality is dropping fast
>>555833146Is she supposed to be a front?
>>555832204Are you still here? Invite me and I'll call him a nigger for you, I'll post my 'Cord username if you're here
>>555833146Taking the lead is a skill for front.
>>555832204You should've just called him an obnoxious nigga after that
>>555833267this guy is in the discord and organizing some stupid tournament for other vf tards??
>>555833146It barely snows in Tokyo, anon...
>SEAhttps://files.catbox.moe/amipgb.mp4
>>555832737The opposite is true (the trainer's interests meshing well with the uma to begin with) just as often, especially with the later stories as with Transcendtorena being into niche hobbies, Chronotorena being a keibafag, Cesariotorena being a theater nerd, etc.I'm betting on Tacttorena being the same, or at the very least meeting Tacto because he's trying to get into the outdoors.And because Tacttore will be literally me.
>>555833361GET BAAAAAAAAANNED
>>555833394Its great
>>555833280can you rework the ad to have less surprise boxes
Remember that after the first 3 years is normal to scout another uma
>>555833483>Kriegs Uma>>555833494>The Finish legend, the killer of commiesI'm sorry, but I adore dumb crossover shit like this
>>555833463Looks like it's VF's cord
>>555831784>content creatorJust namedrop the faggot to mock him when he ego searches
So I usually don't think about Dober much outside of /uma/ especially since I don't even have her, but I borrowed her for a run the other day and I saw her. Then out of nowhere I went absolutely feral. I had to grab my onaho and just pound it to her as fast as I could. She's not even really my type but I went to fucking town on it while looking at her, not even lewds or even fanart. Just her on the borrow screen, all smug while I blew a fat load. I don't even know why I wasn't really horny either
>>555833670Fake and gay news.Unless you are a team trainer...Personal trainers are a for life deal.
Remember that after your previous trainee injuries herself and becomes disabled it's okay to scout another uma
>>555833463>>555833735post >>555832687and @ him
>>555833718Fucking venting drama sissy pussy.
>>555833596I can post them without spoilers tomorrow, yeah.
Mayano Top Gun.
>>555833709>Kriegs UmaYou do not know the half of it
>>555833670hmmm I doubt your trainee would allow you to do that
>>555833812Average oguri poster
>0 3-stars from the 50 pulls>bought half anniversary carats back in november>pull every day on daily, including overlapping banners>no 3-stars>about 150 pulls with 0 3-starsFuck you cyjews I hate you so fucking much.
>>555833812>telepathically marked
>>555833829Finally!That way I can be a proper trainer Fucking a retiree on the side is wonderful
>>555833867
>>555833829I wonder if she ever had a trainer in the past...
>>555833463It's VF's cord. Just checked and the server name and PFP matched Do what you want with this info
>>555833968thx for paying to keep the lights on bb
That felt really nice to pull off.
>>555832204>deleted
>>555833829
IM HOLDIIIIIIIING
Remember that if your uma didn't win the Satsuki Sho is okay to scout another uma
>>555834079>he got got
>>555833425Yes>>555833465I know.>>555833478I took it because it was -35% and I had no sp left to buy anything else.
>>555833718Occasional e-celeb drama is comfy, you didn't ruin the thread>>555833853>>555834031I don't wanna post something like that for no reason, I'll post it in the channel where they are discussing the contest. I dunno which one of these channels I need to go in
>>555833963C'mon man this is very serious!>>555833996Fuck
>>555834014Why was she looking at me like that...
>>555834107>he logged innot how it works buddy. its explicitly if you DONT log in
Remember that if your uma wears decoration on the right ear is okay to scout another uma
>>555834180cm strat lol
>>555834031>make autistic uma vids filled with half baked stolen info>only win because you pay for it>have a melty when someone disagreesThis is the least amount of power get into someone's head. Pathetic>>555834079>vf is a jannyLmao
>>555833709Been mentioned before, but Tact being associated with Finland makes sense if you think about it.>same blue-white color scheme >written off as a nobody, ends up punching way above their weight >terrorizes bears https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA>obsessed with the sauna (onsen)
>>555834176I saw your post on the other thread... >>555833679
>>555834180it's under cm-strat - MANT-bootcamp
>>555834107YOU FOOOOOOLYOU LOGGED IN TOO EARLY
>>555833812Based
>>555834213>>5558341071 1/2 hours left to the banner transfer, the free pull stock up is the first time you log in during the entire duration of the free pulls
>>555833968literally me fuck my life
>>555834187Hold the horse
Remember that if your uma doesn't call you with a cute nickname like torepi or torechi is okay to scout another one
>>555834180>more than 5 channelsRed flag
>>555832204Why didnt you partner up with a content creator that doesnt appear to be a pompous ass?
>>555834352Cute, Gimlet is a meance tho
>>555834091would
>name the uma winning ticket>she winsWho writes this shit
>Occasional e-celeb drama is comfykill yourself
>>555832807bwos is this true... is all my farming worthless...
>>555833867She either has the worst run ever and gives a 1* pink+blue or has the best run ever and gives me the greatest parent I've ever made. No in between.
>>555834014Imagine if her torena just dropped her like a sack of potatoes when she was injured and just cut all contact with her...
just learned creek has a ninja outfitninja creek in global when
Technically, can't the flatliners log in right now and get the pulls transferred to the card banner when tama's banner ends?How did I make a brand new account to check again? Copy my trainer ID+password then delete my user data?
>>555834280I'm sorry, I might be slightly retarded. I think I accidentally clicked on the previous thread link or something.
Remember that if your uma doesn't treat you like a surogate father/brother figure it's okay to scout another one
interesting track
>>555834249>The dirty laugh near the endWhat a guy lmao
>>555833968>Not gaming the sales algo into getting better oddsYou've only yourself to blame.
>VF discord private roomsNever again....>>555834486It is true. If a gold accel triggers, that umas wins the lucky pace.
>>555834506I will never understand the female mind.
>>555834176>>555833679>>555834537OH NO NO NO DOUBLE POST POSTERYOU'VE BEEN OUTEDUNCOVEREDREVEALED
>>555834486Yep. Don't need Groundwork.
>>555831784>>555832204I'm just reading his messages but goddamn he's so oblivious and obnoxious. He really did force his way in to teach the proper way of playing "MANT" huh. He also went to yap about this for whole 20 minutes despite saying he's in bed multiple timesRead from bottom to top
Hugs and fugs for cripple-chan. Our daughters will carry her uma dream to the future
>it still going
>>555834506NoI dont think i will
>>555834684Are we getting rental decks in MANT? Also, feel free to went here, i feel ya bro.
Alright /uma/, I'm deciding what to do. I am wondering if I use the purchase Pick Ticket on New Years TM Opera O, or if I roll for her now and use the ticket on another Uma. Here is my list of un-owned horses. Bear in mind I have more than enough carats to roll on this and not have it affect my roll plans coming up. It would just carry over. Thoughs on if there's anyone valuable enough I should roll for TM and use the pick ticket on them?
>>555834291>>555834180I'd rather you not man its just one guy like DM him or something other people are trying to enjoy JP and I dont wanna sour that
>>555831075Congrats. Enjoy the bobutt.
>>555834079>>555834239probably deleted himself since he didnt want to bring drama to his thread
>>555834803I'd wait for the all uma
>>555834684Is he dumb as shit or does he realize not many people want to invest in a server they will not be playing frequently.
not giving her a pal card seems like a really dumb choice
>>555834769It's only a concern if it goes for longer than 4 hours.
Why on earth would you ever allow yourself to be in the same discord server as a SEAtard who quit college to play gacha full-time?
>>555834506>dropped her like a sack of potatoes and just cut all contact with herthat's what happens when you abandon a run after a bad inspo or some shit
>>555834850More like tranny frontier lurks here and DM'd him to delete the post or he gets kicked from discord
>>555834896sniff
>>555834803Taiki first, always.
>>555834291>>555834238I think nigger is getting censored cause my post won't show up I posted without nigger tho
>>555834932
>>555834928zoomer are DESPERATE for social contacts
>>555834896I am surprised they didnt. Whats the pal card for mecha musume?
>>555834326Thanks but I still don't understand why it even happened to me in the first place... What kind of astral phenomenon was it? I couldn't even replicate it if I tried
>>555834006Top Fertility
>>555834964Yeah no shit, it's discord dumbass
lol lmao
What does Torena-San have that seems to attract all girls in Tracen Academy?
>>555834291WARNINGSEANIGGER SMELLS HE CAN MILK NEW GUYS FOR COUCHING SESSIONS
>>555833463I fucking kneel
>>555834928because these other fags are also loser NEET SEAtards
>>555834464>name the uma oguri cap>doesn't use a cap>name the uma agnes digital>is analog>name uma agnes tachyon>not faster than the speed of light
>>555835085Based Oguri poster
>>555835085Patriot
>From boomer music posting to zoomer having a seatard retard fit
>Discord this>sloptuber thatI liked it better last thread where it was suddenly /mu/lite. Fuck this noise I'm gonna go run another career.
>>555835085
>>555835085did you get b&d
>>555835085>tiny jest>"calm the fuck down"some people man
>>555835085Doing god's work
youtubers are a psyop made to ruin everything and create sub-group cults of parasocial socially-stunted retards
>>555835275You just know it REALLY gets to him
>>555835085You're fine this time Oguri
>>555835290ye I'm kicked out
Oguri posters are the best posters ngl
>>555835275why are they all moaning all the time
>>555835060https://youtu.be/3MkDlDHBlqo?si=rUgB4ICdDm8N6Zj2&t=33Back to the pit
How does this feel? I've never been this close to someone after biting that girl in elementary
>>555835275why are they screaming
>>555835238i did one career for currentchang bakshin and airgoo and they won some rooms so don't feel like careering more i might watch story. haven't read flatcarrot's yet
>>555835275>whatever
I'm just here to post some images of Super Creek.
>>555835415i think the mant-bootcamp thread got closed?
>>555835423thanks i try my best
>>555835294npcs feel the famoustard noosphere fluctuations and if something disrupts it they go apeshit
Will we ever get another brown uma after Kris S?
>>555835085>>555835275>they killed the channel oh he def mad
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>>555835275>aaaaahhhh>ahaaaaaa>whatever>move onlmao
>>555835275ok it wasnt that bad thank you very much
What is this custom tournament thing anyway? I haven't seen it promoted here before in the first place. Were you ashamed of your bros?
>>555835436They're either niggers afraid of saying "ass" because youtube would censor them according to their favorite streamer, or white/sea zoomers trying to talk like niggers
>>555835496I'll join you.
>>555835436>>555835479oguri posters profile had some weirdass crypto shit in the description
>>555835446I'm not allowed to watch it! I don't have her yet
>>555835592AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAMERO
>>555835542You aren't asking properly:Is we EVER getting another brown uma?
>>555835592LETS GO
>>555835497I dunno but I'm kicked out of the entire Cord channel, seems it's closed tho since the Teio poster said the same thing
>>555835661Need more american umas for that
>>555835661so you be saying we wuz umas n shiet?
>>555835661Yes or now?
>>555835631why thoughis it illegal to swear on the internet in burgerland now
>>555834684i can't find those messages, are they already deleted?
>>555835674im still in the discord but the bootcamp is definitely closed
>it REALLY got to him
DAMMIT I NEED TO CUM INSIDE FUKUCYGAY WRITE ANOTHER SCENARIO RIGHT NOWWWW
>>555835592>>555835665Me chugging vodka
>>555835225What a shame.
1 hour until we can log in waitbros
>>555835841
>>555835783He closed the entire channel or restricted it to specific server roles.
(You) are retarded
>>555835841Hey thats my part.
>>555835616were you the one that started the competition or was it doto poster
>>555835779Stupid neo "influencers" trying to be as brand safe as possible for no reason, and self-censoring instead of using different manners of speech because they're too illiteratePretty much the same reason we get shit like "epst-" words and garbage like "diddyblud"
Am I crazy or is the story a legitimately decent read despite mobage limitations?
>>555835661america scenario will deliver
>>555835617sounds like it was just 6 randos who decided to try jp mant, not a real tournament
>>555835969t'was machan posterbut I listened to /uma/ and made my own group chat
>>555835972Some of them are, some of them get samey after a while
>>555835496>>555835632Wtf, suddenly my computer's posting Super Creek on it's own!
Sprint CM lobby607981576079815760798157Let's see if my bricked maru will do anything.
>>555835275fine salt over wound, how long ago did this shit happen for him to still seethe over it?
>>555835841Yeah...
>mfw people who didn't log in for 5 days log in to see that they have 0 (zero) free rolls
>>555835972Everything that my got orange wife in it makes for a good story. The MLB card story is great too
>>555835496Anon suki
>>555836069post the maru if it's the late surger one I would recommend my UNTESTED strategy of NSM+moxie SMaru & Turf/Frontrunner S Suzuka
>>555835940Oh yes?*cums inside you*
>>555835617Some users wanted to try a for fun tourna with MANT scenario or deck. VF sniffed it and decided to give his unwanted opinion and killed their mood completely, and turned the tourna scenario to be completely tryhard, and went on 28 whole minutes about why is X bad why is X good, and why they shouldn't try or do their tourna with rental deck scenario because it's bad because he said so.
>>555836165No. Also please join, there's no one here yet607981576079815760798157
>>555835971fascinatingI've always believed that if you're just swapping a word for a meaningless word in the same context, the new word just gains the same meaning and you're back at square onesame reason we keep going round in circles on the "pc" way to call someone a retardguess it hasn't hit that point yet
>>555836080scorpio cup>>555836043was the mant channel just closed then?
>>555832124the child will be a white because she has been BLEACHED
>>555834091I give up. Where's the amogus?
>>555835972To me this game is pretty much the same as fgo in that regardThe story is either pretty enjoyable or garbageBut the first is to be expected considering 90% of the new activities in the game are reading
Fuku has ugly hair desu
>>555835940Be retarded with (Me)
umamusume is odd because among the current gacha landscape, it is so tame and low stakeskinda slice of life sports dramameanwhile everything else is fucking fantasy scifi marvel stuff
ive been starting to notice tazunas thighs more over the past few weeks
>>555835542No, but consider the following:Nishino BLACKED
These leaks are like the epstein files but for uma.
>>555836317yeahI aint ever hosting SHIT in public again that was an unabashed shitshow
>>555836043>t'was machan posterI just read some of the chat but it really was him. I knew it, and at least that Machan poster had some balls to argue with VF. I could feel VF really getting salty when he was debating with the machan poster.
what happened to 555831784
>>555836351That's the pointThe most you will get is sports drama
>>555836385
>>555832070imagine the new car smell...
>>555834570the fuck are you talking about?
>>555835940Who me?
>>555836275Youre literally better off with inviting randoms from here instead of a content creator...JP MANT with a lended deck sounds fun.
>>555834291He will never stop harassing you now because he's worried that you are going to start making videos and take his audience. So do it.
>>555836157that's called a vacation
>>555836216So that's how she can see the future...
I just masturbated for the fifth time today...
say her name
>>555836351What about the gooner lawsuit gatchas?https://youtu.be/GOX6GQgJP7g?si=z_SSM6OPXlwHMpK6
>>555834712can she have kids?
>>555835649It's just a couple rugpulled coins, I like having them there cause people get angry about them sometimes and it's funny
>>555835971>>555836302I thought it was literal moans and that was funny to me. Became a lot less funny when I just realized its more noghopspeak and just a tepid censor attempt.
>>555836690Lamborghini-chan
>>555834291what the FUCK does soupfeed mean?
>>555836491I mean I knowIt is also an advantage of umamusume, I don't need it to be more than that kinda
>>555836496For me it's her hips. My dick twitches every time I see them
>>555836351that's what makes it good>it's much more dramatic that two men could be working out their feelings of anger -- much more dramatic than showing something of gunfiremrrogers
>>555836690anchor macaw
>>555836690I remember... THOSE BREASTS AWOOGA
>>555836287>>5558360696 frontrunner clusterfuck, only to end with the pace Curren to win it kek.Again653442176534421765344217
>>555836479deleted vent post about some mant tournament since they thought /uma/ was gonna call VF a faggot and go crazy but it was tame >>555835085 >>555835275.
can we go back pornposting yet?
>>555836742depends
>no curren>no falconShould I even try this CM?
>>555836690Aston Paizuri...Paizuri Machan...
>>555836051
>>555836742Its just an old leg injury so its fine.
>>555836759I apologize for calling you a botted cryptoland metaverse account even if it kinda is a little bit
>>555836960go ahead I'm all jizzed out for at least another couple hours
>>555835468dog anon...
>>555837000based retardbro
>>555836275>it's bad because he said so.It's bad because it is, okay?
>>555837035Paz...
>>555836960yeah in my dms
>>555836351I quit nikke specifically because of this. It just became the high stakes trope without actual progress, and a long ass padded out drama.
>>555836690Sumata Machan
>>555837153Do you think he'll change his name to Charlene or Charlotte when he transitions? Or do you think he'll go in a completely different direction?
>>555837153Tell him Seriru is superior trainer that doesnt even need a face.
>>555836880>moxie
>>555836759>that explanationBased pretty fucking funny actually
>>555837000just put together bakshin/heilo/airgoo 2sped 4wit with power inherit as close to 1200/x/1200/x/1200 as you can, pace get mummy+pasta and late gets slick+nsm and whatever relevant sprint/style skills there are. it's probably the cm with the lowest effort floor ever.
>>555836891Danchud...
These event stories are so lame bring back the VR machine
>>555836880>>555837360actually this probably illustrates it even better
You ever do a career just - cause? No extra motives like making a parent/CM ace/TT ace. Just, run to run?
>>555836302It kinda does, but language and it's impact dillutes over time tooThere was once a time calling someone "dumb" was pretty much the worst of insults a person could say. Nowadays even kids call each other "motherfucker" without a care in the world and most parents (bad parents mind you) don't careIn this context though, the thing isn't much about the language and it's meaning, but what advertisers allow in certain platforms altering the course of language"Pedophile", "suicide", "cocaine" being a no-no and "pee-dee-eff-file", "self-exit game" and "coco" being a-ok can be argued is a symptom of a deteriorating society in the hands of corporative overeachPersonally I don't mind considering those same idiots who use said words unironically outside the internet will die or kill themselves soon after they enter the real world
>18k caratsPull or wait for selector/gem? Creek is at 1LB, no FineMo
>>555837559an uma posted this
I want to win the Triple Crown with Ulala, but it feels impossible. Is it doable in JP after years of powercreep?
>>555836880>lost by a noseLet's do one more132925051329250513292505>>555837360>>555837474I'm testing moxie S. Maru for that one anon, if he doesn't see it then whatever.
>>555836759Fucking geniusAdd some other buzzword like "#AIrtist" or something for extra spice
why the FUCK has /uma/ devolved into trannycords drama posting?
Never seen this one before.
>>555837765the next two CMs are gambling and Xoguri slop what the fuck do you want
>>555835868makes me all the more annoyed that I missed the music talk, was busy at the time
>>555837765it was pretty good and didn't last that long
>>555837035>umas in beserkversethat's a funny thought
>>555837006
>>555837765gacha games are very popular with trannies and retarded brown people who live on discord
>>555837559I know who you are
this thread is terrible
mambo?
>>555837610Simply get spooked by her on your free rolls. LB3 is already usable anyway.
>>555836465Though I kind of get you for wanting to host a public event. The only thing you didn't realize was the group you're in is catered to a sloptuber and everyone there would prefer the sloptuber's opinion or takes more than yours
>Accidentally nuked my UB2 Verxina I was using for daily races because I forgot I removed her from my Team Race for Bubblegum FellowWhoops.
>>555837591>self-exit gameUnalive is the superior euphemism for suicide and it's marginally funny. I wish "compromised to a permanent end" resurfaced
>>555837940Hot.
>>555837863>and Xoguri slopshe's benched for these 2 CMs bwo
>>555836351chinks eat that kind of shit up. they killed all their intellectuals and erased all their culture, creating a nation of pseuds.
Does the number of stars for Turf even matter for proc rate in inspiration?
>>555838036what is behind gelt always having a :> face
>>555837940
>>555837765Actual game discussion gets no traction. Too many people are just here for social drama. Plus /uma/ is one of the most retarded, uneducated generals on /vg/ overall.
>>555838047She's really good for Dirt
>>555838041Deshou? She looks so good in everything honestly
>>555836351I miss the good old days of idol otoge
>>555837559not exactly, although right now i'm in an awkward position where i'm waiting for free rolls to end for fuku which is delaying certain ace runs, and parent runs are a bit meme atm since MANT is right around the corner, and no amount of fan farming would put the club into an upper bracket, so i'm just doing bond level to 6 on everyone to get the events
Sex with Verxina
>>555838149
>>555838181She isn't... Regular Oguri is the dirst beast
>>555837946>the cursed gas lift
>>555838302
>>555838172It's still so long until we get that skin, but I already know I'm going to roll for it again.
>>555838302Holy Doto's dotos
>>555837559A couple of times when I was interested in reading an uma career before going to sleep.
>>555838302I want to nibble all over Doto's tits
>>555838249no you run her as a Front and Moxie activates her unique at the perfect time. Something like this. Dunno if I wanna optimise her more though since my Parents are shit
The Fuku card is so cracked she can even make Ryan win races
anus
>Training El Condor PajaWhat a pain in the butt!Any tips for a rookie trainer?
if uma choreography were more sexy i would have skipped the lives less often
remember to rape the dotoposter
Uma made me understand the appeal of idolshit and why otakus turn go insane for their oshi...
>>555838458this is acceptable because it involves more than two braincells so its not slop like long cms
>>555838458>frontslop oguriYAMERONO MORE XOGURII DO NOT CONSENT
>>555837736>hey you're from our club ******, we have a clubcord too if you're interested.King got the inside somehow, Curreng got to 2nd by the start of the straight. One last lobby before I do more runs737716427377164273771642
>>555837765Uma became too big and attracted zoomers. Even if most people here are ojisans you only need a few to spoil everything
So if I don't use the free rolls on Tamamo they swap over to the Card banner?
>>555838720ONLY if you haven't logged in, if you already logged in your rolls will be lost.
>>555838567
>>555835847kawakami princess, you've drunk a bit too much... princesses don't behave like this...
>>555838765fug, time to roll then
>>555838690
>>555838720yes you get a 10 pull per day and it's set up that way so that if you were to say, launch the game in the 15 hours before reset you get to use the card banner rather than the (by then ended) tama banner
>jp uma thread got deleted>VF saw the stickerwhat a day...
>>555838792Breeders cup...
>>555838458Moxie is too late. I'm sure she's losing to Falco and Smaru
>>555838904christmas came a month late
I DONT UNDERSTAND UTCHOW LONG UNTIL TAMAS BANNER ENDSPLEASE ADVISE
>>55583899445mins
kinguthat is all
why are doto posters the raped?
>>555838962i came only 1 time
Fuck your trainee
>>555838458>moxie isn't up_slope_randomThat's really silly
Does /uma/ club have a discord?
>Dude Bono is meta for TT forever>Sprint CM>Curren Curren Bakushin Bakushin mutant freak UmasI don’t understand why is Bono bad?
>>555839091Air Shakur would force me to wear this
When is this stupid paid ticket coming out? I'm hungry.
>>555839091gladly
>>555839091Hell yeah
>>555839153Is not that Bono is bad, is that people didn't roll for Bono so they have to M U T A T E to compete.
Since next CM is just a gamble RNGfes, I wanna try using Fuku borrow for the SUPER LUCKY 7 and get it on all my aces. I already have aces ready but I need a reason or excuse to continue training once club rank resets.
>>555838945It's only slightly late but I like Oguri so I'll take it
>>555839153it was a GIANT scam
>>555838302DOTO PAIZURI NYOW!
Is 0LB Neicha still good for Late Surger aces or do I need her at MLB?
Does solo front Falco work or do you need 2 fronts like usual?
>>5558392893 or 4LB.
>>555839029when her daughter sees her
>>555839091The only bad thing about fucking with Shakur is that she leaves bite marks from her teeth all over your body
MY FALCO ACCOUNT HAS BEEN TAINTEDNOOOOOO
>>555838464I spoke too soon!!!
>>555839091Fucking your trainee often is PROVEN to improve her performance during training and races.
>>555838138yeshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/htmlview/sheet?headers=true&gid=1680923329#gid=1331586091
>>555839419>bad
>>555838604https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?catbox=kecckm.jsonhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?catbox=rv5uxs.jsonhttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?catbox=7mfm8e.jsonHere's some hakurakus for the races
>>555837865Oguri Danton in da fresh!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4CR2HcHLQ
>>555839330she arguably works a little better solo, since if her unique doesn't activate in the early straight, it'll activate precisely at the start of the late straight, and it has an acceleration component.
>>5558392890LB should actually be fine for just OYL
>>555838604>Curreng ult can proc at the very, very last bit of the corner, having it carryover til the straight and have 2 sec of 0.3 accelI see, I can't believe that Curren swooped to win so I checked the replay again and I noticed that happenned. That's the last lobby for me, someone please thank over and I'll continue my runs now.
>>555839153who rolled for Bono? unless she's your oshi she rapes your pull plan
>>555839582Wit cards at low LB always suck due to lower energy restores desu
>>555837130PleaseI am not a dog
>>555831347it's in 2 hours, so if you didn't use today's pulls for uma banner, they turn into fuku pulls instead.
>>555839153Not sure if I should go for a wits or guts build. I want to take advantage of her guts bonus and go for dueling for wits looks better
>>555839647wolf anon...
>>555838221Yeah, the time around banner freebies and scenario swaps are always the hardest to muster motivation for.
>>555839647windy...
>>555839029kingu!
>>555839606She hit a pretty nasty stack of accel skills, turbo sprint a moment after this as well
>>555839153I have a hard time deciding who to run for cms. I could just use regular umas that are native to that distance but I have so much fun mutating. I have 3 in the oven right now waiting.
>>555839153she's just average right now, because her unique skill is fucked up and weird. she goes on to be one of the biggest beneficiaries of evolved skills, and her unique conditions are made less stupid.
>>555839410love these two
>>555838792More vodka!! You really like that one, I saw it started being posted a bunch after I posted it
For curren chan should I borrow bakushin or top gun?Turbo sprint vs head on...
>>555839659Ah crap, oh well. Got a City dupe so I can at least 4* her soon.
>>555839506pastebin fired replaced with catbox
>>555840015GORUDO SHICHI
>>555839289>>555839582Damn. I only have half an hour to decide if I should roll. I have 2 sparks and I don't roll sparkless.
>>555839609>Who rolled for Bono?Me, a dumb sizefag.
>>555839954She only has 10% speed growth so use bakushin and kita, get head from bubbles
>>555839917nta but that image always makes me go feral I fucking love it
>suddenly miss the URA music again
>>555839823+1.26 acceleration>>555834556
>>555839726>>555839775You guys are very rude!
>>555839609i did, sparked for her too
>>555840226Lord almighty
>>555838221Isn't ura finale spark still supposed to be good to where ura is worth doing even post mant?
>>555840226
>>555840090If you like Late Surgers and want to train some in MANT, Nature's a REALLY good investment. 15 RB is no joke.
>>555840223Tbh I actually really like the aoharu musicOr rather the aoharu music from the start of a career to B rank, its funky, it kinda downgrades at A rank but its fine since you're locked in by then
>>555840157You can easily max speed on curren with just kita and mtg, especially if you're running 4 wit>>555839954head-on cant proc during the opening straight so it's less gambly, but as the other anon said you can theoretically gamble on getting it from bursts since curren doesnt have many a aptitudes
>>555840357I do but I was thinking of getting it for Capricorn...
>>555840334No, guts update means the MANT spark is better (speed+guts)
Should I use air groove or wife groove for the CM?If it matters the regular one is 5 star
>>555840304>>555840348here https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?catbox=59t57v.jsoni wish i saved the race in game actually didn't realise until afterwards
>>555840451She's also really good here. Sprinters need wit and she has 15 TE. I just meant that she had staying power so you wouldn't regret it in the future as long as it didn't completely ruin your pull plans.
BEHOLD!
>>555840549think wife groove's unique will work better than regular
>>555840090>>555839289>Do you REALLY like Late Surgers?>Is there ANYTHING else you want to pull?>Are you F2P or an employed adult? 2 vouchers + ability to do daily pulls make sparking more appealing>Do you DISLIKE other strategies?>Are you going to cry after spending 30k carats for 1 card?
>>55584061655.2s finish time is absurd, that's the fastest I've seen. What a run.
Done already? I haven't even read the story yet
>>555840616nyoom
>>555840651creek's crack...
how did she lose finalsi was about to cum in her for the third time today
>>555840736As a triple front runner it's frustrating that my umas are Curreng's win con and I cant do anything other than make stronger umas to win.
>>555840715but there's no vouchers available in the next 25 minutes...
>>555840549The wife groove I used in rooms seemed to be doing better than the S rank air grooves today. Probably just luck though
What's the counter to Curren?
>>555840873what finals retardmed?
>>555841000pace chaser debuffs
>>555840651how old is she?
>>555841000cock
I will not pull for Wit Nature. I will regret it just like I regret not pulling for Biko. I will brick my account. I will not pull for Wit Nature.
>>555841000Running Pasa or Bakushin Pace
>>555841000Bringing your own set of condoms.
>>555841000there's so much rng that bakshin isn't much worsebut i get to use both hehe
anyone running curren with her red skills or nah
>>555839609I did, because she is cute and since cygames jp coding makes them unable to implement 3 digit bust sizes she will reign at the top of bust size forever
>>555840651I want to sit on my face so I can sniff her bottom
>>555839609I rolled herShe is a big cutie
>all these late surger "enjoyers" who don't have inherent OYL
>>555839153>>555839609I got her with a spook, how does her unique go off?
DAY 4(?) OF THIS FUCKING EVENT AND NO HOT SPRING TICKETS FOR ME AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555841106Cock powers her up
>>555841231They're both pretty strong, but really expensive, and you can't discount them by running Curren wit.
>>555841338i trained airgoove who failed unity final and only has sliggsurge and she still won a roomrng rng rng
>>555841338I'm too traumatized to pull for cards ever again since it took me 90k carats to MLB Kitasan.
BIG WIN
>>555841493>that one anon that sparked for every copy
If only I knew I wouldn't be getting any SSR from honse rolls then I should have just not logged in for 5 days
15 minutes until 50 free fuku rolls!!!
>>555840942That's true but if you end up 2 short from MLB you can wait a couple weeks and MLB it for $20
>>555841671
so groundwork pace for sprint CM is a gaslight after all?
>>555841525but did you get any carats
Anons ready to log in to cash on their Fuku rolls only to find they got kicked from the club
>>555841627Shit happens, what can you do? not everyone can be like the nigger getting 5 new five stars
>>555840806
>>555841627You know what they say anon, it's better to have tried and failed than not at all. I don't take this advice for dating and drugs though
>>5558416717 and you roll Twin Turbo SSR.
>Daring Strike is on Admire Vega PWRI know we're barely going to be using power cards anymore but it's tempting
>>555841781Have you considered that you could proc both rushing gale AND groundworks at the start???
>hears about your fun tourney>makes it tryhard full sweat
>>555841671*60 if you have not pulled today
>>555841338My wife has it by default so I'm safe.
>>555841781this is the same mongoloid who recommended straightaway recovery over 777
>>555841781monetizing, running ads
>>555841671I CURSE YOU ALL BAD ROLLS BE UPON YE THIS TIME I WILL GIVE YOU ALL BAD LUCK AND SIPHON THE GOOD LUCK MIN ROLLS FOR EVERYONE BUT ME I'M GOING TO BE SO FUCKING LUCKY
>>555841781I always looked at groundwork pace as something that's useful but not mandatoryAlso purchase an ad
>>555840642Is she good after MANT too?
>>555842123No.
>>555841865looks good to me
>>555841781yeah sure bwo play for lucky pace in this cm it's a good strat
>>555841881>doing 1000 more runs for minimal gainok bwo
>>555841893it was actually so fucking obscene for him to go like "sorry to be a party pooper, but uhhhh you're playing the game wrong!"like we know, asshate, we know the rental decks are bad, we just don't have JP accounts!When I win Arima CM i don't quit my fucking job over it
with this 7 you'll get what you desire
>>555841357iirc it's like>In the last half of the race (between 45-60%)>Positions 3-5>Activates when stamina falls below 70%
>first borrow of the day>fail 6%>fail 2%
>>555842237My desire is to have unprotected sex with Fuku, Doto can watch.
>>555841893>zoomer decide to let in seatard tranny>go pikachu face when said seatard ruins their fun
>>555842123There are only three cards that give OYL, so yeah she is good for LATEGODS
>>555842237Don't do this to me
>>555842237MLB FUKU HERE I COME
>>555842237thanks shiraoki-bwo
>>555842237What if I desire you?
No Tama, but free pull gets me the good Mack after having her anime version for almost two months, now I can do proper parent/ace runs lmao.
>>555842163Nyoo... well I have 5 minutes to decide
>>555842237I desire happiness for everyone on this board
>>555842409It takes time to pull, just do it
>>555841097She's 40 year old, 41 in couple months.
>>555842237I don't even need MLB, just 3LB Fuku is good enough for me
>>555833007Done.
>>555842235Funniest part is he said "here's my two cents" then proceed to talk for over half an hour and force why the FUN tourna is bad
>>555842237Air Shakur will come to me in 50 pulls? Nice!
UMAMUSUMEPUHRITYDAHBY
>>555839917haven't posted it here before but I do like it quite a bit, not surprised it'd be popular. although now I can't remember if I got it here or off pixiv...>>555839901super cute together
do i explode
>>555842451How do I find happiness? Not the manga
>>555842123Yes she has stat gain overall similar to fine motion, and OYL gets buffed later (and lates become gig buffed when lose yourself comes out) Will be a good 2nd wit card after ramonu
>>555842748nah her time has passed
>>555842748Nah, but congrats are in order
>>555842594>"Here's my two cents">30 minute long essay, only saving grace is that there's no advertisements in it
cant believe there are people who actually hate taiki
>>555842494My mommygfwife..
>>555842674I need more american umas...
>>555842803
Please don't give me multiple free Fukus, if I get 1LB from the free pulls I know I will go for a spark, not get a single Fuku and end up with a useless 2LB Fuku
Stop posting about the SEA browncord.
>>555842571durandal areolas
>>555842916you just posted about it
>>555842820What I hate is the fact that Taiki is not real, right now in my house hugging me to death
>>555840185Based as heck
>Post yfw the free pulls DO NOT carry over
>>555842916Nyo. You WILL look at my ad posts, and you WILL press like, subscribe and share them to your white boy friends!
>>555842887The desire sensor is doing this to me. I got a 0lb from a daily and a 1lb from a random impulse 10-pull. I'm prepared for my fate.
>sweepy invades my run>agemasens me>i didn't even need spurtWhy did I let her do that
>>555843006
My moisturous German wife.
>>555842959I want to unbutton that shirt so badly
Nobody talks about Vodka here. Say several nice things about Vodka.
>>555843006It says its right in the event notes, you big dummy
THE SLEEPERS AWAKEN
>>555843097based deutsch pferd fan
umnm where are the free rolls?
>>555843059Is it wrong that this makes me hard?
>>555842959
>>555841781lucky pace is a retarded strategy. Global is the server that trained Blockushins with 0% chances of winning just to stop A&S in cm3. Global players are gonna look at victoria por plancha and their first idea will be to block it with 2 front runners.
>>555843106I want to take her out for drinking when she's finally of drinking age and then get disappointed when she's gone after one drink
bros, where are my free rolls
>>555843106sex machine
Holy shit why the fuck do I not have any free pulls??? There's no Uma free pulls either wtf
>>555843106SHE WON THE DAHBY!!!
You should be coming back tomorrow not today
"quit my job and cancelled my college education for this btw"
YOU SAID THERE'D BE A FREE FUKU 10PULL WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
alright you fags can stop flatlining now
>>555843221sph fetish?
>>555843257>>555843284I got them just fine. Were you just retards who have no reading comprehension and pulled on Tama?
do i log in now or what 5dayhiatusbros?
>>555843106If her power card was any other stat she'd be a must have
>>555843321>is born in a dog shit place with dog shit economy>decides to QUIT HIS JOB AND COLLEGE(!) EDUCATION in favor of a FUCKING GACHANot potentially high stakes money E-Sports, but a fucking GACHA
>>555843231My final moments on earth should be being crushed by Taiki's breasts
kingu borrow run died on soft dahbyshe even won 1st on heavy stakes and soft satsuki
retardbwos...
>>555843321did he really drop out of college to be a content creator?explains his ego because uma musume is all he has
>>555834107HELD AND WON
>they all fell for it
>>555843372tomorrow, i just got tama off the last free 10 pull today
>>555843106She's coolShe helped me win the single Plat I have so I'm eternally gratefulHer racing outfit and casual attire are among my favoriteShe's stronger than Daiwa ScarletHer voice is niceI like that she has a bang that covers one eye
I just logged on after 10 hours, have I missed a 10 uma pull or was just a 40 uma pulls + 60 support card pulls
>>555843520now you can get 27 Rs + 3 SRs instead of 27 1*s and 3 2*s!
>>555843504>>555843461man was on track to become a DOCTORA FUCKING DOCTOR
>>555842887>post ends in 7Ruh-roh
READNIGGERSREAD
>>555843382No, I am actually very insecure about my size and it would crush me if she were to laugh at it. I like seeing cute girls laugh as long as it's not at my penis size.
>>555843608I already have ZERO fucking respect for seatards, much less degenerate vtuber, but this truly takes the fucking cake.
>>555843428here's a lust provoking image answer me no cap
>>555843608To be fair, medicine does suck if you're not interested in it, and a lot of people get forced into it by their families
gwo?your 50 saved free pulls for fuku?????oh no no no???oh no no no no????
>>555843606depending on if you logged in more than an hour ago since they have shit change over at a different time than daily reset
it's fucking over
>>555843607yeah it's not a big differencethis is nice though my SRfuku was only 2lb and ayabe for the event boost
>>555843608Then good thing he quit, the world already has enough shit doctors.
>>555842945how about durandal ass instead?
>>555843608My sides
>>555843608the only thing more retarded than dropping out of med school is going to med school in the first place. same applies to law school. it is an insane sunk cost emotional ponzi scheme for the children of immigrants. careers for highly-educated retards.
ITS HAPPENINGLOG IN RIGHT NOW
>>555843793You'll make it
>>555843692Stop gaslighting
>>555843771but even just having that in your resume makes getting another job so much easier I dont understandI understand quitting for artlovea creative pursuitnot a ffffffucking waifu collector
>>555843771>to be fair, losing a potentially very high paying profession in favor of a phone game is very understandable
>he logged in bricked
>>555843608>umamusume made him drop out>he was on his way to become a Doctor>umamusume saved a lot of potential livesThank God he dropped out of college
>log on>get shit rarity cards>log off
>>555843735i want maya to say my micro penis is cute and then lick it like a popsicle
Umamusume
>he wasted a tenner on tamabrick
I managed to hold strong and not roll on the NN wit card. That banner was calling to me like the green goblin mask, but I need to hold my gems for my upcoming wives (both valentine units and satono diamond)
>Tossed an E rank Nishino into a mid length race and she got 2nd but this means I can just simply screenshot the #1 who turned out to be AruvuWorth it
>nobody posted Fuku pullsSo it was a gaslight and everyone lost their pulls...
>>555843791Nah, I think I just used my 10 pulls on supports instead of umas, so it will be 40+60 for me, not a big deal, got Shakur'd tho...
>>555844076getting both on a double banner is pretty sucky because 1/4 of the rate up will become dupe brick after getting the first one
>>555844119my smooth retard brain is still considering if i should log in or not
>>555844119do you really think people who were bricking their accounts for an extra 40 pulls were ever going to go multiple sparks for her
>>555844119correct. its a lend card, nothing long lasting that you should own yourself, except if youre a gaslighting seatard
>>555843321>>555843461wait hong kong is a shithole SEA country? i thought it was pretty advanced like taiwan
>>555843931Not what I said>>555843929Yeah, he's a dumbass, clinging to the game like a child clinging to their toy. He'll have to grow up eventually
>>555844112Didn't even realize Air Groove was there too. Nice.
>>555844185yeah well that simply wont happen to me(I have 60k saved up so it's fine)
>>555844252have you never heard about Kowloon?
>>555843608He's the Speedkicks of uma At least he didn't drop his career for fucking tekkino 8
>>555844119got fuku thanks shiraoki
>>555844252hong kong is a chinese protectorate
>>555844252>commie garbage>advanced>a literal paper fucking tigerlmao>b-b-b-but taiwanits own LEGITIMITE country unrelated to china
I will MLB Ayabe in 60 pulls
>>555844185if one comes after 50 pulls and the other after 150 pulls:on separate banners you're 200 pulls in with no sparkon a shared banner you're 150 pulls in and more likely to have dupes
Show me a very nice Nature.
>>555844252hong kong is china but they recognize the monarch of england as head of state instead of a dictator
Bwos, you'd trade Sprint S for Sprint A with 100 points moved from wit to power, but getting Plancha and a stronger midgame, right? She looks stronger because Plancha goes a long way, but I feel I can get a best of both worlds with Biwa, but I need to use some borrows today to throw together a Bakushin.>>555842237I wanted to give my queen the S rank she deserves and got it, thank you orenj.
>>555844467
She is so fucking cute
>>555844546why is this dumb shit always so sexy?
>>555843972
>>555843469I wanna show Taiki my veiny dick and have her go WOW~
>>555844327no>>555844372>>555844374>>555844496so does it count as sea or not im confused
>>555844519sprint s is worth fuck all, just get the one with more power and better skills
>>555844546she left her ear condoms on
>>555844746CONDOMS STAY ON IN BED
>>555844546childbearing hipsvery nice, natie
WTF????
>>555843461>>555843608Seems like his stakes were hopeful until he made a new track.
>sprint CFirst inspiration:>turf spark>sprint sparkSecond inspiration>turf spark>turf sparkWtf am I supposed to do with this shit?
>>555844820vile
>>555843779i got 1 fuku and 2 ayabeguess they will rot in storage forever if nothing happens during next 50
>>555844820she leg locks
>>555844746They're the most sensitive part, so they're for you to pull off.
>>555844820>ring of light reflection on breasts
>>555844836NOOOOOOOO
>>555843608zoomers call this free will
>>555844847how the fuck do you get 4 pink sparks
>>555844840*smooch*
What do you do here, is the chain event good?
>>555844840
>>555843751I have no respect for hiatuskeksBegone
umamusume pussy in other words umanko
Saved today's 10 free pull for the card switchover, and yep, got to pull cards. I pulled a Fuku. Fuck. I better hope I get another one in the next 50.
>>555843751BIG BIWAS GET TO LOG IN NOW!!!
>>555843428>>555843751If you log in RIGHT NOW there's LITERALLY zero way for you to get tama pullsI don't know nigger, just check with your phone. Make a new account and if it has 50 pulls for cards then you know what to do.
>>555844734Sounds good, I can probably dedicate another 2-3 days of borrows for her, but need to get my other aces set first. I can settle with this Biwa until then, thanks.
>>555844978it's a +30 energy and mod+1 the next event, so yeahI would pick top anyway
I finally did 1m after tweaking my deck, will Danchou finally let me in her OF?
no seaniggers will get a shred of my attention unless they are sweepyporeans
>>555845212>her
Oh I didn't even realize I got this
>>555845027do you at least like the picture>>555845135>>555845162thanks already got my share of funny rainbow cards >>555844875
>>555844875what's the point of not logging in if you weren't going to commit on it to make it a discount instead of a bad gambleat least random umamusume can be fun to try
>>555844568onii-chan...
>>555844726No but that guy is totally SEAcoded
>>555845319my pov
>>555845319she's thinking about something...
>>555845319That face... She knows she's going all the way with toreena today.
>>555845319
>>555845319>her parents spy on the two of you bonding with eachother after your bath>they are happy with how unusually affectionate she is with younot even safe from our youngest umas...
>>555845430>>555845460That's a juvenile
>>555845430the breeders' cup...
>>555844546is this how we get their shoes after winning a legend race
>>555845547out of 18 gates!
>>555845547Obligatory "out of 10!" reponse.
>>555843106I really love and appreciate her for giving my trainee that extra motivation to be number one!
LETS FUCKING GO TAMAMO BRICK BEGONE
>>555845547And she wants to make juveniles with her trainer.
>>555844840love this uma
>>555845393i love gambling when it's free, and i don't like it when i need to get 3 copies of 0.75% card in 100 pullsi'll think if it's two tho
>>555845547She deserves to be filled
i fucking love nishino flower bros the moment i saw her on day 1 i knew she is for me
The Japanese onomatopoeia for horse hooves galloping is "shikoshiko". Be sure to shikoshiko along with the umas.
>>555844840>>555845291
>>555845659
>>555845547And yet she already tapped half the school...
>>555844975Just have terrible luck on everything else. It won't make things better though because the run will still be dead in the end.
>>555845858I want Tact to help me shikoshiko
up to 100 pulls If you didnt login the past five days haha fuck you fuuuuuck youactual scum of the earth company
>>555843608Studying to become a doctor is really hardcore and the actual job is overtime overtime overtime
>>555846109read the fine print
>>555846109>If you didnt login the past five dayshey that's me
THIS NIGGA SKIPPED CM FINALS AND GOT KICKED FROM HIS CLUB FOR NO ROLLSLMAO
>>555846109But you get 100 pulls even logging in, just 40 (or 50 if you were trigger happy) were on Tama.
>>555846174I would understand quitting if his reason was at least decent or that he's tired of studying, but, no, it's because the content creator numbers got to his head. If it really is just because of umamusume then he would have quit just during JP.
>>555843608>another brownoid getting into medicine purely for the money drops outthis is great actually, we already have way too many garbage nonwhite doctors
4th kingu hot spring ticket today
>>555846174And you rarely get a chance to actually do a good job at anything because there are too many patients and medical science is still pretty primitive. It's an awful profession. (But yeah quitting for gacha streaming is still a dubious move.)
>>555846364I'm half convinced she doesn't drop a decent sprint spark just so she can keep going to the springs with me...
I should've joined that discord server just to drop this while the oguri poster sent the vivlos sticker
>>555846109the only ones claiming that were anonsthink about the implications of that
>he thought the free rolls would carry over
The rolls did carry over, though.
>>555847098that's how productive thinking works buddy
Aside from 4 speed & 2 stamina, what are the other career meta combinations?
I rolled
>>555847098if they did carry over you should be able to post a screenshot of your pull history showing a free 10x pull
>>555845598jej
>>5558472072 speed 4 wit for umas with sprint/mile careers, or umas with innate recoveries (creek/tachyon)
>1 Machi>1 other girl idc about>3 FUCKING COPIES OF OGURIN???I'll have to double spark FUCK
I've contributed a lot of taking a break and not logging in for 5 days posts. I don't even know if it will really carry over or not. I just wanted to see how many will "join" me into not logging in. I even pulled during the Tamamo free pull earlier.
>>555847295>fukukeks
I got Tosen Jordan from the free pulls and I enjoyed her story.She's a cute and dumb uma.
>>555847218your pulls bwo?...
>>555847098I want to see the kfc collab in global too...
>>555847295The absolute state of /uma/
>>555847218Here you go?
>>555846109>already have Rice and KitaI want to save for the megabanner, but Riko would be a good investment.>>555847305Thanks. Would I still need to train Stamina higher than E?
>>555846109Can you catbox your butthole
>>555847394
wtf
>>555847605explode slightly
>>555847605explode? how good is Ayabe SSR anyways, don't see that many people talking about her
>>555847320the ogurin banner just ended bwo
>>555847615cover your ears stupid
>>555847727>powershit
3dpd
>>555847458tldr not really, no.Sprint/Mile is doable without any stamina. You can take a cheap white recovery if you feel your stamina is way too low. For Creek/Tachyon you just completely ignore stamina, they both have gold recoveries on kit and a pretty strong recovery on their unique skill. Creek might need 3 speed since she has 0% speed growth.
>start run>give up if no double pink spark>rinse and repeat>log off once out of tpDon't let dan chou know.
>>555847858hot
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>>555847727I'm using mine to get an Early Start proc on a parent
>>555847727I haven’t even bothered to look at it before now. It’s not bad!
>>555847969does early start do anything? 0.05 when the gold is 0.25
>>555847869Would this set work on long distance runners?I found recently that if you raise Wit high enough, then skills can activate multiple times in a single race. Therefore, you may be able to make up for a lack of Stamina/Power training with Skills.
>>555847894I've been doing this ever since the half TP started. I'm pretty sure Danchou wont mind
>>555848109prevents pace down, and a wider window for a carryover
>>555846548so is this guy Singaporean, Taiwan or HK? I want to be racist but want to do it correctly
>>555847996>20 TE>Great Events>Decent GoldThis is actually really good, 35 Specialty Priority is fine with that high of TE.
having a hard time getting over 1k wit with my 0lb neicha, probably have to give up oyli could use the points for more velocities anyway
>>555847947Lust provoking image
>>555848236They're all chinks. Just call him a chink.
>>555847421>>555847451nyaruhodo... i kneel
>>555848236i think hong kong he speaks cantonese
>>555848271Strong rainbows too.
watching the anime right nowcan someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with the BNW OVA to season 2? Did that special just not happen since BNW are the newfags on the block in S2?
Why do people keep shilling Uma Stan? I've used it in 3 CMs and it triggers right out of the gate every time
>>555848278Her 2 wit bonus is only active at 1LB, you need that.
>>555848505OVA is set after S2 iirc and you can even see Kitasan's previous/beta design there
>>555848130I wouldn't do it unless they have a gold recovery on their kit. Although if you're good at Aoharu then maybe it's doable. To be safe you want around 500 stamina for top 3 Kikuka Sho, and around 600 stamina for top 3 Tenno Sho Spring. Top 3 Arima Kinen is clearable at 300.>I found recently that if you raise Wit high enough, then skills can activate multiple times in a single race. Nothing to do with wit. Certain skills have cooldowns and can proc twice if the course is long enough, like Professor of Curvature from Kitasan Black or Slipstream from Sweep Tosho.
>>555848570that's the idea
>>555848570>and it triggers right out of the gate every timethis is a good thing
>>555848570The skill meant to cancel pace down mode out of the gate is triggering out of the gate, what a disaster
how true/relevant is aptitudes fucking up unity hintsa little annoyed at my parents bumping king's pace up to a, maybe i dont need red shift
>>555848665>Professor of Curvature from Kitasan BlackThat was exactly it.Then what is so great about wit? If I raise it to D, then nearly all skills are guaranteed to activate at some point. Some like Speed Star and Corner Recovery are practically automatic.
>>555847295>Hello Charlottebased white society posting
uma stan is slopper gaslightall you have to say is something something pace down mode and middle brow players will lap it up
>>555848505>>555848648Meant to say S3. I keep forgetting we have an S3.
>>555848931Idk looks good on hakuraku
Who’s baking?
>>555848857i'm pretty sure blue bubble hints are always for A+ aptitude distances/styles yeahmaybe B+?
>>555849104your mom
>>555848606is it worth to use my uncap crystal25 specialty prio is still kinda low
I ate the thread
>>555811026>>555811026>>555811026>>555849153no
>>555849104no one. we die like Gentildonna
>>555849153no. we told you you wit neicha at lb3. you got stuck with a lb0 brick.
I will bake
>>555847727Cause you're going to be using the guts card. She's outclassed by her own sr card
incoming 3 threads at once
>>555849207Huh umaooo JP is also in A rank
>>555849207Nigger
>>555849406wtf they have (C)PUMA too
>>555849207oh you just reminded me FY's celebration thing is today (also the negishi stakes (G3))
>>555849582>>555849582>>555849582
>>555848876wit training is comfy and easy because it doesn’t require energy, so you don’t waste turns resting. It also gives a bit of speed, helps conserve stamina on downhills, and provides more skill points. There are also advanced mechanics like pace-down mode and overtaking mode, but I’m too lazy to explain those.
>>555848648>>555848943Don't you mean S1
>>555849613Okay, then. Thank you again for explaining.
>>555848271It is still a power card. You don't run those at any distance longer than mile, and even then another wit card would be better. The saving grace is the goldskill and end skills, which are badly lacking from most cards.
