Poppy TF2 Edition>NewsTF2 Classified released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>555518138
>>555855735based
>>555855735
>>555855735poppy won
>>555850929Fuck pyros. Mod fempyros into your game. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>555855735Sisters we won
>>555856090this butt also yordles
3 NIGASON CART
missed me! wananana
>>555856090this butt also shupos
>>555855735>>555856339I kneel
>>555855735>>555856339https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2Woosh haha, thanks again big girl
>>555855735This one is even better.
Did Zesty win yet?
>>555856737no but I've definitely had egg making sex with meowscarada
>>555856737meowscarada plap
nice OPnow, about that MvM update...
>>555857605coming with the shupo update
>>555857605chumoarweeks
>>555857605Tomorrow.
>>555855735this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>555858003There's not going to be a pedo update.
>>555858482um... scout heavy demo and soldier are there though...
>>555858746that's what YOU think
>>555858947Scout is /our guy/
>>555858947Being attracted to 16 and 17 year old girls doesn't make you a pedo, let's not all act like Americans here.
interesting thing for the floydfag to admit
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>555860107>shartyfag is a pedoshocking, i know
>>555860107xhe's unironically a pedotranny so it's not that surprising
>>555860107Don't worry, it only goes down to 16 in my country.
(the average iq btw)
>>555860676I would never troon out.
isnt the average age of consent in the usa like 16
>>555859731fake floydfag
>>555860632>>555860676it's just funny to have on the record
>>555860192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
one of the best things about TF2C is that because it has absolutely no matchmaking you always have CHOICE in the server browser
>>555856339basedseriously what is that gay's problem, there's thousands of worse images on this board that are actually offtopic lol
>>555860107>>555859731not the real one, floydfag hates pedos and trannies; hence why he's hated here
nice damage control floytranny we're really buying it
>>555862778floyfag doesnt self loathe, like the tf2 sisters mate
ok floydtranny that's nice just stop lusting after underages
>>555855995Why is this niggerfaggot DDoSing servers again?
>>555863060do you mean the people from this group>>555856624 aka shupo/olivia/yordle posters? I think you're asking too much.
I usually get TF2 Mimi-Sentry Futa porn but I'm happy that Xitter's feed gave me something else TF2 related for once.
>>555863716>TF2 Mimi-Sentry Futa porncan I see
>>555863716First result when I search for #tf2 was this https://x.com/nosugargummygi1/status/2014822832232865819
>>555861790It's just an incredibly butthurt schizo trying to police posts he doesn't like and a janny enabling him, you can literally look at the catalog and see nipples, pussy, etc and the Mahjong General has oppai loli right now for some reason. Yet he's here spamming reports on a fully clothed video game related character with Scout in the picture just because he doesn't like it
>>555863798fuck me there's a lot
>Enjoying Classified, it's actually refreshing how clean the game is; somehow finding medic fun with his new gadgets>Check tf2g to see what they think>the troons are gooning instead of talking about the game
>>555863912me and who>>555864083just one piece will do
no i mean you, the guy who admitted to being a pedo and who spams that link to your steam group because youre mad that everyone clowns on you and you want them to troon out like you did
>>555863912
>>555864092Post gameplay screenshots of things you took pictures of because they were cool or amusing
>>555864068Because TF2 isn't a degenerate game and it shouldn't be ruined by the other degenerate games.
>>555864467>Because TF2 isn't a degenerate game
>>555864467It's a shame really, this game has gone more to shit now that it's acceptable to be openly degenerative
>>555864547he's also the same dude scatposting in the past so don't even bother. dude just wants (you)s
>>555864620He's also spammed pics of underage russian kids, so yeah it's the usual projection tactic
>>555863798I don't save any of it.>>555863912lol
>>555864620>>555864704>everyone that dislikes me being a faggot is the boogieman i made up in my mindmeds
>>555864547There's only like 3 females in the entire game and none of them are playable characters.
>>555864896It being a homo-centric game is the exact reason why it's degenerate retardkun...
>>555864896You can just say women. You're not a robot9k incel, right?
>>555865063>see mercenaries fighting for territories/objectives/intelligence>think of poopy butt sexsorry you were molested, but No.
>>555865090I'm a volcel not an incel.
>>555865196I'm not the one perpetuating or saying that retardkun, there's a reason why this game is full of homos queers and trannies, and THIS is the first result on #TF2>>555863912You are living a lie if you think this game isn't for degenerates
>>555865471look homo, you're the retard; when this game came out trannies/fags like you didnt "flock" to it. Fuck off
>>555865471this faggot is looking at gay porn lmao
>>555865387Lol, sure buddy, sure
>>555865524>when this game came out trannies/fags didnt "flock" to it>he doesn't knowOh my sweet summer child
>>555865524I mean to be fair trans people didn't exist in 2007.
>>555865628baby making sex with midna
>>555865524>when this game came out trannies/fags didnt "flock" to ityou must be new, not just to this game but to life itself. like underageb& new. this game had a huge faggoty playerbase since day one, then came the furries around 2009-2010
>>555865639tranvestites did, but the modern day ones we see today like this porn brain revisionist here? no.>>555865637>vagueposting to seem like hes an old fagthe amount of gay people was so small back in the early years of the game retard, trannies where not present.
>>555865834>the amount of gay people was so small back in the early years of the gameKEKLMAO EVEN
>>555865834no one tell this newfag about TF2chan
>>555865810>reviosionist babble>huge furry-1 server lolyou're the kid here man sorry u got groomed
>>555865810>you must be newhe is, and much like all modern children they're confidently wrong about everything
truly delusionaly ^
>>555856090fempyro mating press>>555856339poppy plap>>555856737meowscarada plap>>555863716sex vex>>555865628midna plap
>he thinks they were only in one serverholy newfagyou couldn't avoid those faggots ANYWHERE
>>555867262not to mention the ponyfag invasion of 2010
If you're a pedophile there's a chance you have played TF2 before.
>>555867336based autists, I miss their antics>chad thundercock, the 8th of his name, bellowing the gorilla warfare copypasta with a cartoon horse profile pic
>nobody complaining about awful weapon balances>nobody complaining about almost every weapon is missing >nobody is posting steam charts >very positive steam reviewsAdmit it, the TF2 Goldrush hate was fucking forced by tf2 classified emporium likes because they got mad they weren't first and it wasn't made by their approved safe space creatures
>manufactured e-dramanobody caresdumbfucks like you used to get banned for posting this slop
>>555870449I guarantee you if he did almost half the posts in this thread would be gone
He's so perfect bros
>>555863303Fun.F is for friends who do stuff togetherU is for you and me... Try it!
>>555871578the least you could do is call yourself r/truetf2 or something instead of bringing more tourists here
>>555871578You're not having fun though, you're seething at strangers for nothing
>>555871578Why does the Scout portrait look so weird there
>moot was in the Epstein filesso glad Hiro replaced that cuck
Pick your team, /tf2g/.
>>555870037
>>555871662I did this but got instantly banned. The fuck???? amongus
>>555872974mentioned in*
okay i renamed myself back to tf2g poster due to higher success rate
>>555874198weird, I wonder if they hate truetf2 already
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
tried to play TF2c the other night but it crashed both times trying to load up the menu anyone happen to know what would cause this?
>equip boston basher cuz i never use it>hitting all my bats>it's pretty fun>maybe the fan would be better though>accuracy drops to 5% Uh
>>555878538try playing the game
>>555878538because you're here
>>555878894Bit mean.
I miss asukafag
>>555879765moot left more than a decade ago. you have to let go.
>>555879765you can have me instead :3
>>555880087*puts my cock in u*
oops i did it again
>>555880374could you have at least made that post with a euphemism
>>555880609no
>>555880650at least i tried i guess
>>555879765I'm still around
>>555881451based
>>555882228average sharty user
>>555882228Fempyro/shupp/yordle posters right here
>>555882228>reddit cuck porn the cosmos sure do have a way to make things line up
>>555882338kek true
dead gamedead general
>>555887328sex with meowscarada gamesex with meowscarada general
TF2 Classified kinda sucks
>>555887770poppy kinda sucks (my dick)
>>555879840i will never forget the founder of 9gag>>555880087BLECH *PTOO PTOO*>>555881451oh cool
>>555883362Truke bomb
>>555882338I was gonna ask which one, but it kinda applies to all of them
>>555889132This to >>555883362
>>555889132exactly
>>555889560Kek
>>555882338jej
>>555888160I'll come up with some new ideas, just chillin n killin for now
>>555879765>>555881451>>555888160>>555890770asuka plap>>555883575pandy plap>>555887770poppy plap
>>555890770my face in there
shupo status?
>>555893275plapped and bred
>>555893275old and busted
>>555893540yeah, busted inside of
Kill pyros. Delete pyro threads. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>555896341>>555856090(also the thread wasn't deleted, it archived because we moved here)
>>555897069Fempyro is too strong for that. S'why I love her.
I tried TF2C but honestly I can't find a reason to play it over the real game. They shove in all these retarded gimmick custom unlocks that ruins any "classic TF2" concept they might have had (Engi update TF2 was the best state the game was in anyway, not 2009 or whatever these guys were trying to replicate), but also refuse to include iconic and FUN base game unlocks like the FaN or Crossbow, or any of the no-fun-allowed nerfed shit like Ambassador or Sandman. VIP exists as custom maps in the base game too, so the only gimmick left is 4-team maps which is okay I guess but not enough to bring me back. And nobody played Arena here either (on EU), the one thing I miss in TF2.
>>555905569crossbow can stay gone from any mod as far as I'm concerned, that shit is a plague, no matter how good it is>oh I got this guy down to 1-shot rang- oh there goes all my damage instantly healed>oh hey I'm sneaking up on this guy and nobody suspects a thing, that medic is even gonna heal m- oh he's taking out his crossbow to heal me which is a free spycheck even if i manage to fool him>oh i'm about to burn to death, hey this medic is right here, just heal m- oh he's whiffing all his shots as im standing sti- oh im dead, cool>today i will engage in ranged combat in this chokepoint with the enemy tea- oh i took 80 dmg from the medic spamming bolts from the back line since his gun reloads quickly and passively and there's nothing i can do about it since the projectile hitbox is as big as the huntsman's
>Try the TF2C donut steel weapons>Most are just reworked versions of unlocks already in TF2At that point why not just use the regular weapons? They did with the Sandvich despite having different stats
>>555893275Spawncamping on Dustbowl.
Is there a single item in TF2 where "man" isn't replaced with "mann" in the name
>>555905569TF2C is a nice diversion for a couple of hours but that's it, it's going to foster a small but dedicated playerbase that will keep the mod alive enough even during non-update periods. It doesn't obviously replace the real game in any way or form
>>555908879Sandman
>>555908879Al lot of items that are compound words with man>Hitman>Outdoorsman>Swagman>GentlemanEtc.
>>555912001time to email Eric
>The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!>The payload has almost reached the final terminus!>The cart has almost reached the final terminus!>The payload has almost reached the final terminus!>The bomb has almost reached the final terminus!Classified is proving to be a lot of fun.
>>555907304>why not just use the regular weapons?They think that they can do better than Valve, mind boggling that the Direct Hit isn't in the game.
okay, so TF2C already came and wentWhat's next for TF2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLe0mdHZmIY
>>555921007poppy plappoppy sexo
it's not original, but it's true, i am heavy weapons guy
i like this set because its 50 keys cheaper than a sunbeams one
>>555921007the elegg update
>get on TF2C>there's a powerhouse server called "epstein fuck niggers" with 50 players>join>someone is blasting johnny rebel on micReal TF2 is back.
>>555932339OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
watching there will be blood
How would you design a theoretical Easter event for TF2?
>>555941343Player Destruction Map :3
>>555941343doubled unusual drop rates from all cases and crates plus a metal sink that allows players to craft retired crates and chem sets
>>555907304as someone who plays engineer a lot the AA cannon is one of the most cancer things I've had the displeasure of playing against and is most of the reason I don't play anymore. Let's just give everyone weapons that turn sentries into butter and then not give the engineer a wrangler, very fair
>>555929079i never been a big fan of plasma. so more power to you.
>>555941343Merasmus tricks Demo into drinking cursed fermented carrot juice which turns him into the Easter Bunny from Freak Fortress, the new seasonal boss on koth_rabbitwater
>>555921007>>555932339baby making sex with poppy and elegg>>555941492egg making sex with meowscarada
>>555938626>dood haha its racist just like me! >:)you are in your 30s man
>>555947667stay mad little twitter boy
>>555947747t. man who's received most of his programming from twitter screenshots
>>555947667go back
Gonta
>>555946245el egg lays eggs
>>555952862okay, egg making sex with elegg
okay that's enough le wacky vip 4 team slopgimme mvm
>>555941492meowscarada plap>>555953848kindred plap
>>555953848repeated lamb making sex with kindred
>There are FAKE Skial servers!
>>555953848NEEEEEEED
>>555955850creaming the rabbit
Tropic Crisis part 3 or whatever the fuck when?
>>555956475feetshit is cringe but sex with briar regardless
Dogshit thread as always.
>>555938626awesome. i'm glad you and your kind have a safe space away from the actual game
>>555957659you are not making it better
b4nny is online guys
Gonta swim
>>555958183yeah but we are all here: https://www.twitch.tv/vessixspire
>>555958183HOLLYYYY SHIIITTTTTT
>>555957659>purplymisty and troon friends still ruining tf2g
>>555958451That fag has ultraAIDS. I wonder where he'll be in a few years.
>>555957659next time we'll have a dogsex thread
>>555958575>everyone I don't like is my boogiemanmeds
>>555958758I actually found a vid of a tranny having sex with a dog a few days ago, little guy was actually happy, it's terrible I tell you. Would that be illegal to post or no?
>>555958738fucking your ass lmao
>>555959182no one wants to see that kill yourself
>>555905569There are servers that enable live version weapons, it's an optionAnyhow, clearly you are too invested in live, which is fine, but TF2C is better and more optimized. You can also adjust your FoV and fine tune more things and it has no hat slop and bloat. I like it more
>>555958183how does he get fatter every time I see him
>>555958451Just your average shuposissy.
>>555959954LOL
>>555959828still some yomps burgers left in his fridge
>>555958451sweet jews for jesus
>play TF2C for 8 hours>pure euphoria from how smooth and pleasing it is>go back to normal tf2, just cuz>it's so fucking slow and choppyBruh... Valve needs actually update the game, genuinely. With all the recent-ish stuff about 64bit and linux support, I really hope something is planned one day over the rainbow.
>>555960485Does it feel smooth because you’re getting more frames or is it smooth because of other factors
>>555960578Both
death to vaccinator users
>>555960578it feels smooth because it's well-shaven
do you still get banned for making fun of troons on TF2C?
>>555965770Why do you care? You're not obsessed with them, are you?
>>555960485You can stay on TF2C, we don't want you here.
>>555965770Probably yeah
>>555966158freedom of speech is a god given right
>play pubs>enemy medic uses vacc>flank the medic and melee him>pocket doesn't even notice or careAm I just lucky or pubs completely unaware of their medics?
I see the floydfag has woken up
>>555966926george floyd?
>>555966437Sounds like a deflection to me.
Vipes was found in the Epstien files
>>555968495go back to the emporium 'cord
>>555965770Played on a server called epstein's island with people spamming nigger so I guess it depends from the serverMaybe don't do it on Official/Verified ones
new truke on the tubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX-2EmeauSE
>>555954658Has anyone EVER seen an actual fake Skial server before? Because I don't think I have.
>>555960485>Seeing all those full servers you can instantly connect to, all running pre-casual server settingsFeels good, not even regular TF2 can compete. Casual truly is a plague on this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kvoImYan4CHADEMIL kino
>Nail Gun is Syringe gun but more useless>Brick is mehSo I just have standard scout to play with while everyone else gets something new, neat.
>4k players for a modI think that's fine. I could always find people to play with on multiple servers prior to the steam release (usually 50-100 concurrent players). Now there will definitely be a lot more server options. Even if after the hype dies we're left with 1k people, that's still a lotServes that aren't "verified" (most of them) aren't subject to the furry moderation either
>>555977884It's going to set around 2k players, maybe below 1k during dead dead hours>>555977582NG is fucking OP on Scout, anon.
>>555978192I really need to see a showcase because every NG scout is just free food for me
>>555978263>I really need to see a showcaseYou need to stay at mid-range, anon. Plus it eats Sentries alive, it basically makes Scout almost overpowered even in full servers.
>>555977884What autoreload, actual polish to the game and good performance does. Its peak. Even if the mod only retains quarter of tf2s playerbase it would still be 1-2k.Gold troon could never.
>>555977884>1k peopleAnd let me guess, all of them are NA only so it's basically dead worldwide and I can't play it anymore
>>555979146>good performancethat shit runs like ass, what are you talking about
>>555979146>>555979408They totally need to fix the lag ASAP.>>555979325I know that Knockout has Reagy hosting a few EU servers
>>555979408>>555979564Shit runs fine? What are YOU talking about? Sure as fuck runs better then regular tf2. Out of few hours of gameplay i had maybe one or two noticeable lag spikes or fps drops. Hell it even runs performance fucked custom maps nicely and more clearly.
>>555970415This is incredibly boring and I could use it as sleep aid.
>>555979564>>555979408After quick search on github its just AMDfags, lol gtfo
>>555973230Lil bro is NOT casualtf2 </3Sybau
>>555980564GPUs or CPUs?Because it runs like shit for me
>>555980682nagito plap
>>555980078>Shit runs fine?Lag as in the servers lag. Not performance in specs lag
>>555967112
>>555983891>so bad he loses to full demoknight and bitches about itlmao
i want whatever they were smoking when they decided to give the soldier a grenade launcher in tf2c
>>555984796>-75% clip sizeWhy???
>>555985309if youve used it you know it'd be more ridiculously broken than it is now
>>555984796Stranger to me is giving the anchor weapon to Soldier rather than Demo, who has the consistent nautical theme.
>>555985538>white man appropriating black culturemany such cases
>>555985482the damage bonus? at least cut some of that out for -50% clip, this is too much
do you like class wars?
>>555986489Meh?
>>555921751What a month and it’s only the beginning bros
>>555986489gimmickslop
>>555986489It's alright
>>555992374holy sex
>>555992472Texain?
>>555994341are you dyslexic? there's no I there
>>555992374bramble plap
Honestly think I might download tf2c just for stripping medic of the vaccinator
same reason you felt inclined to screenshot it and post it
>555997782>nicholas avocado taking a shityou're supposed to do that to cursedVEVO
>>555997919honestly this marvel rivals ass area heal is probably even more cancerous
The Vaccinator ate my children
reminder to full charge bodyshot vacciniggers with the machina and taunt every time
>>555983891He won
my review of tf2c after 5 minutes of playingmedic is a strictly worse class to play with no scout speed and no crossbow and the new medigun sucks dick
>>556000946can that even bypass the buff?
>>556001596only when he's not bullet resist ubercharged, but otherwise yes, it should do enough dmg to 1-shot bodyshot the medic through the regular bullet resist he gets from healing someone
>>556001126Good, that scout speed buff should've been stuck on the quick fix. The crossbow is also overpowered, there's literally no reason to use any other primary once you have it. The medigun feels like something from overwatch and I don't really like it either.
>>556000946the true chad way is using the third degree
>>556005143getting close enough to medic combos to use melee, especially medic combos using the vacc (which are coordinated and in a call 9/10 times) is incredibly difficult and next to impossible, outside of getting lucky and catching them offguard, or the map heavily favoring ambushes from one team
>>556006070>incredibly difficult and next to impossibleyes, the true chad way, like i said
I'm trying to think of solid, but minimalist unusual loadouts. Preferably all class because fuck me if I'm spending a lot of money on more than one of these.
>>556006808you'd have to use something like generic winter hat + the dead of night, but everyone hates it for some reason I still can't fathom, plus those End of the Line sockwarmer boots
>>556006808TF logo is always a good subtle effect
>>556007043I've thought about a Blizzardy Storm, but my only autistic issue with it is that it's slightly too grey to match the white paint but not grey enough to match the off tinge white. Nuts and Bolts and Bubbles are my current thoughts for ultra cheap, but Vivid Plasma is a strong contender.
>>556006808try the aurora stuff, pretty cheap and goes well with dapper noel which is all class.
>>556007352>subtle>rotating brand logo
>>556007660it means you're a basic bitch TF2fag, nobody knows if you're gay, straight or underage
>>556004251Okay but counterpoint: less funwhy would I join tf2c to play medic when it's strictly a worse experience than tf2 medicThe three classes I played all fit into that. There's too much 1 hit kill spam to play scout. Soldier's new RL has too degenerate of a playstyle to be fun. Medic is objectively worse
>>556008059>There's too much 1 hit kill spam to play scout.No wonder I don't have fun with this game, opponent demos felt like they are more accurate than before.
>>556007660It's not flashy and it doesn't attract attention like the neon shit
>>556007712sex with mini sentry
>>556008059>There's too much 1 hit kill spam to play scoutsuch as?
mimi's level 3 milk dispensers
>>556009352>RPG>Old flamethrower with fixed DoT>Detonator launcher>Anti tank rifle>Ninjaneer stupid sentry spots>Rapid fire sniperHappy?
>>556010865rpg has reduced ramp-up, stop trying to get facefucked by soldiersstop charging into pyro's range>detonator launcherhuh? you mean demo's single-shot GL whose whole purpose is to combo with his other thrown explosives? do you complain about dying to sticky traps?>AA gunpretty sure this doesn't do 125 damage per shot>ninjaneerstill not a 1 hit kill>rapid fire sniperdumb, yes, but not exclusive to scout. that's just sniper in a nutshell, he's always been busted
>>555997782why not?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MgD2W9f_m9w
>>556012309this would be funnier if we got to see what was actually on the objector
>>556012702see>>555997782
>>556012950why is the video titled "...adult woman" if that's clearly a guyi don't get zoomer humor
>>556013050what title would you have given it
>>555977582they took away my Force a Nature I am NOT playing without it
>>556013606Thus but Atomizer, I relied on that triple jump way too much it corrupted my playstyle, can't find a flank route now.
>>556013606they gave it to pyro for some reason>>556013738embrace coilgun shotgun engi
Hey guys have we already reached the point of no return with regards to Quickplay, where we have had "Skill-based" matchmaking for longer than we've not had it, let alone Quickplay itself?This is why I advocate for delisting TF2 entirely.
What apart from Dawn of War 1 is a good substitute for TF2 but offline singleplayer?
how we feeling gangadded a pack of baking yeast to a 2L of expired juice last night and now it's bubbling so i think we're ballin>>556014230there's always hope for them getting rid of the god awful matchmaking from casual and leaving it in for competitive, as if anyone will care about that gamemode lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoDI7NpS554>someone tried to stuff uber deploy with SandmanIs it a new thing? I remember it being mentioned here a few times.
>>556014769>no timestampbuy an ad and go into financial debt and kill yourself, tr4nny
>>556015178You can just ask you fag. It's by the 1:30 mark.
>>556014769>>556015443If he hit the Medic before he popped, then he would have been slowed down to Heavy speed which... does not matter in the slightest! Beam range is one of the most game-breaking things about Medic and his usual Uber recipients are already slow to begin with. This only matters when Ubering a Scout, *if* the bullshit speed mirroring doesn't interact weirdly with it, and when drawing fire from Sentries.
>>556015696Oh, and sacks, but goyim are incapable of fathoming such a concept.
>No armorYes it's the effectively same as health but Engineer can repair and buff it. Torbjorn.>No grenades>All classes still only have three weapons instead of up to five>No Incendiary Cannon>No Gluon Gun flamer>No true Classic Sniper Rifle>No melee medkit>No Medic Super Shotgun>No options for the community-contributed TFC cosmetic sets, despite already being TF2Creators>NO CROWBARGenuinely why was this EVER called TF2Classic? VIP Mode? Really?>It's meant to be 2006 vibes, not TFCArguably even worse. I actually really like the AAC, Mine Layer, and Rejuvenator, busted as they all are, but let's not kid ourselves: This is TF2 Creators.
>>556007712mini plap
>556017098inorganic post
>>556014230I’m hoping TF2C makes newer players realize how easy it was to find a server and how they used to be ran and how much better it is than casual that they see what the “evil bigoted quickplay people” actually wanted back
>>556007352I like it because you wear it to show "i like tf2" while playing tf2
>556018708i hope you're a paid shill otherwise you make zionism look viable
>>556017098Pre-Fortress 2 is what you're looking for
>>556019720meant for >>556017098
>>556019982So what is TF2C for other than being promoted by (((the right people)))?
>>556021964idk why you keep trying to force a /pol/ narrative where there is none, but generally vidya games are for fun, /v/olack tourist
>>555861790plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
>>556022908Answer the question, Communist. What is TF2C(ommunism)'s niche? Being finished? Gold Rush was finished before TF2C was. TF2C only has traction through over half a decade of promotion.
>>555958034loli plap loli plap loli plap
>>556014230So since the 220 months since the game came out:>We've had 44 months without Quickplay.>We've had 61 months with Quickplay.>Totalling 105 months without Casual.>Meanwhile we have 115 months with Casual and counting.It has been officially over for almost a full year now.
>>556023110difference is that Gold Rush is Israeli spyware sending all your precious loli porn straight to Netanyahus desk
>>556023110>generally vidya games are for fun, /v/olack touristholy shit try reading retard
>>556024914So you have no answer, possibly because there is none, and TF2C is destined to die worse than it already has.
Do servers that ban all cosmetics, taunts, and weapon unlocks exist or have y'all been TRICKSY and FALSE
TF2C sucksCome home, Valve man
>>556026515Valve revealing a ten-years-late trendslop piece of garbage while TF2 and CS2 languish will never not be hilarious and a true indictment of how much the goyim deserve it. The day of CS2's anniversary where they showed they were playfully taunting cheaters in DL is peak schadenfreude.
>>556018862When you bring up the subject in-game it is entirely business as usual. It is a team vs. team issue. Quickplay is RED team, and Casual is BLU team. There is no hope and never was. You NEED to start killing BLU team members.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
>>556026515>cool Imp gargoyle design>stuck in shitty fotm ASSfaggots game sad
>>556025109the answer is literally right there /pol/tard
>tryhard pyroManageable>tryhard pyro that's being pocketedBiggest faggot ever
Makes TF2 players finally fucking realize that healing and overhealing your entire team is good
>>556028495Get better at air juggling and air shots. Most of pocketed Pyros are free targets once juggled but you have to shoot them from mid-air as well.I think reserve or loose cannon can help. Alternative approach is dive-bombing them with something like air-strike or third degree.
>>556032571>Never gets launched in the first place>Reflects your airshot>180 degree turnaround into Mannrobics intro for the killcam
Why is payload race in the alternative modes section? Takes hours to find a match. Thanks Jill.
>>556007712I dislike all the hate directed towards Mimi sentry, she is better than the fem-mercs desu. In this house, robotgirls are based, end of story.
Why does engineer pistol have 200 rounds in reserve
Why does pyro always join the other team
>>556034061medieval should be the main gamemode desu
>>556034595Leftovers from TFC, where Engi's Railgun took ammo from his metal (why it's 200)Kinda how Spy's revolvers are secondary weapons because the Tranquilizer Gun was supposed to be his primary
>>556035181poppy paizuritristana naizuri
>>556034685huh
>install TF2 again after some years after randomly watching b4nny on youtube while taking a shit>"this time, I'm gonna learn how to play demoman haha!">team gets fucking stomped in every match, no medics ever, never have a window of opportunity to even try to learn demoman>swap over to medic, just to eek out a few wins insteadSuch is the life, as an eternal supportcuck...
>>556034190built for ENGINEER COCK
>>556036228>have the exact same experience but with spy and starykrow
>>556032757I believe best weapon to juggle someone is Liberty Launcher thanks to projectile speed. Shoot side of their feet as they push forward or behind their heel as they turn because they'll w+m1 all the way and they'll be airborne. That'll give you a short frame of response for memeing with Reserve or even Bison when they're in mid-air. I wouldn't try to shoot another rocket unless I'm too close for them to respond. As a Demoman, you can bait them with obvious stickies on the ground then shoot them with Loch or Loose.
>>556036228Every game is an opportunity. There is never a bad situation to choose Demoman (although Medic is also always good choice).
>>556028950Well, well, well.
>>556037779At what point did Overwatch fully transition into Concord? I want to say Orisa but I enjoy porn of her.
>>556037779Dude looks like a discount Doom Slayer except they removed bits of his armor because they really need to let you know that hes black
>>556028950Makes TF2 medic's problems even worse without any drawbacks (spies do not exist because they are DOOKIE)
>>556037987>Dude looks like a discount Doom Slayer This is the type of comment you make when you have only played like two video games
>>556037987it's literally just his upper arms and head, you werido
>>556038254And it’s the two games you’ll ever need.>>556038301Yes. Eternal Slayer having exposed biceps is retarded btw.
>>556037648>Vex butt was croppedThank you for your service.
>>556007810anything past series 3 is mental illness
>>556036912stfu
>>556038254he's right though, the design is very uninspired and does actually look like a palette swap of DS without a a helmetif someone greenshifted the armor and shooped the helmet on, you'd be able to fool someone
>>556040198Struck a nerve also this person is a janny lmfaoYou're one of us after all
gonna name my medi gun "deal withthis . thanyou"
>>556024045Fish vindicated yet again.
I've grown to realise that "hard to use" is a decent compromise when a game is casual. It's nobody's fault that some people are humongous spergs that play 8 hours a day
>>556047178The problem is always the skill level of the players not being the same. It is extremely difficult to make something balanced for the highest level of play while not fucking over the casuals in some way or other. This is why competitive tf2 has its own rule set, and why overwatch continually makes balance changes but never gets better.
I dunno why people complain about crockets when crit stickies is more likely to blow up entire crowds of people
>>556037648>>556038946https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
obsession
It feels so fucking great to know that your kills in the killfeed are 100% real and the possibility of it being a virgin piece of shit spy spamming the dead ringer doesn't exist.
>>556049073yeah... i wish they'd stop posting offtopic porn in tf2g too, it's weird how obsessed with it they are.
porn rots the brain
first time you've said something that's a truke wow
The Chaser is a community-created cosmetic item for the Soldier.
>>556050305made by the tf2 troonporium no less
Soon
couldn't even break 10k how sad
>Peter: This is like the time when I played Team Fortress 2>*Cut to Peter defending the intel room in 2fort as Engineer*>*Nothing is happening*>Peter: ...So this is it? This is Valve's best game? ...Well I guess let's just see what happens>*Atmospheric 20 seconds of nothing happing except in-game noises*>*Suddenly Spy backstab jumpscare*>Peter: *disconnecting from the server* You know what, I'm going back to GTA
>>556051728it's fun for the novelty, until you realize that VIP sucks, 4 team gamemodes suck, and most of the new weapon additions suck
>noveltyyeah i'll keep waiting until we get a tf2 mod that is good and not "novelty"slop
I'm gonna make a mod thats splatoon! I think the reason mods won't take off is how easy access to alternate development engines are these days. Why make something for free when I could make something in another engine or something for roblox and profit off of it
>>556053721there's already a tf2 dom-type map based on splatoonit's pretty fun imo
>>556052089(You)
>>556056354(Me)
(Donkey)!
>>556052089chatgpt/10
>Want half a Buffalo Steak Sandvich?>What? Who uses the Buffalo Steak?>I do.>My whole life, I don't think I've ever seen a single Heavy use the Buffalo Steak Sandvich.>Well, you're about to see one now.>So, you look at Heavy's secondaries, you see the bunch of options for unlocks, and you choose the Buffalo Steak Sandvich?>Yup.>So what is that you like? The Mini-crits? The extra move speed?>Yeah, both those things.>How long you've been using it?>I've probably been using the Buffalo Steak 2 or 3 times a day for the last 15 years.>Jeez, no wonder you can't frag! You have total primary shutdown, your minigun is rusting in a stew of raw meat and bone, gimme that!*Throws it away*>Om nom nom, om>...what are you doing?
>>556035181>>556037648baby making sex with all 3 yordles in this image
>SCOUT. WOULD. NEVER. CARRY. A. BRICK!!!!!!!!
what
>>556067886Zesty rambling that the brick is stupid and doesn't fit Scout's character
>>556068043Did he actually say that? Scout literally grew up picking street fights, yeah he'd fucking throw a brick at the first opportunity
>>556068043jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
>>556068467TF2C gives Scout a throwable brick secondary
>>556068334Yeah he was arguing about it for a good while on his stream and on UFR, main argument being that Scout is designed to be athletic and wouldn't be hauling heavy bricks around
>>556068967This makes me wonder how strong Zesty is.
tf2c? bricks? zested jesus?you took a pretty big bonk on the noggin, son. this here is the team fortress 2 general
>People will accept Fallout lasers and dragon miniguns in the game but not a brick
>>556068967>main argument being that Scout is designed to be athletic and wouldn't be hauling heavy bricks aroundThat's exactly why he would use a brick numbnuts, he's not a brawler who would throw punches, he always uses a bat or some other implement
Is Zesty really arguing about bricks or are you guys somehow making him sound more retarded than he actually is
tf2c must be pretty good if the only thing to trigger zesty's autism is a brick
brick gamebrick general
>>556026512What's that that the Casual crowd says again? That Quickplayers don't actually want anything they claim to want and are just complaining to complain? Yeah, this and Zesty's infamously empty servers are more than enough evidence that the trad larpers in this game are full of shit.TF2Creators won. Casual won. Emporium won.Goy Rush lost. Quickplay lost. Zesty lost.
>"NOOO WHY A BRICK THAT DOESN'T FIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!"why does he throw "milk", and a cleaver then?
bricked up general
>>556074580Me on the right
>>556074580uh, what are they looking at
Trans Fortress 2 hours
>vip>the retard needs to actually know what to do>4 teams>maps can only be designed as a square, 6s so you can't play for fun like spy or sniper and you get double teamed every time >brick: shitty cleaver>rpg: super niche never worth equiping unless you go for the sync jump trick>anchor: less skilled manntreads and market gardener>scythe is worthless if you have a med>cyclops: feels really odd to use and is never actually worth using >dynamite: just more spam for demo>mine: worse stickies >artili canon: feels retarded>the chain fists: never seen it being used>coil gun: wrangler would be more useful to deal with distance enemies>revuj: medigun but overwatch design>shock therapy: worse crossbow>fishwacka: wtf is the point of this>tranquilizer: most annoying garbage imaginablewow everything is fucking dogshit except the ashe revolver for sniper, faster movement watch for spy,jump pads and the super shotgun for pyroWhy did tf2 community hype this shit up
>>556076247baguette *hon hon hon snort snort*
Me on Spy
>>556076379you don't have to announce yourself like that
>>556077035xhe looks just like you when you play spy sister
>>556077035You made the gun fit right, but couldn't take the time to attach the chain to something? and make the background mann manor like come on bro isnt it obvious
>>556077035the amby fitting in the hand is nicely donei don't know why that chair is supposed to be chained to a wall though
>>556077035I prefer her goat version desu
>>556077808
>>556023110almost all custom weapon TF2C servers, at least pre-Steam version, have Fempyro on them.Custom weapon servers will start showing up in a month or two, trust the plan.
>>556077808I never really got the hype, and I've played a lot of Pyro, if you catch my meaning. (Pyro is actually in my bottom 3)
>>556077539ye u rite
>>556078521Aces!
>>556076482They didn't, only the shady ones like Tyler, Creators.tf, and the Emporium did.
Started playing TF2 a few days ago, it’s pretty fun :DI’ve been playing Classified
>>556076379>>556077035>>556077891>>556078135>>556078521this >>556077067
They unironically shipped TF2C with the Dragon's Fury/Wrap Assassin bug, and it affects the Rejuvenator.
>>556079408happy for you
>>556076247my painis
>>556076198>>556077035>>556077891baby making sex with lucifer >>556078135baby making sex with fempyro
>quickplay.tf already exists>This server has no players. Please wait around a few minutes for others to join through quickplay matchmaking before requeuing to help us populate more servers!>>556074149
what happened to tf2c why is the steam release brighter and uglier than how it was beforeand it feels different too but that could just be laggier servers
hello...?
>>556087263post frags or waifus
>>556087263DELETE THIS
>>556087263hi :3
>>556049903meowscarada plap>>556074580cerberus plap>>556077035>>556077891lucifer plap>>556078135fempyro plap
>>556087263sorry was plating TF2C
>>556076482I'm sorry I created what became that tranny abortion. Please forgive.
>>556088436woops I had it too small
>>556088671i'm pickle brick
>>556088436>>556088671hilda plap
>>556088671bigger
>>556088671Picture taken just before demoman blows her up
>>556089194next time for sure
>>556089539POV: you are a demoman that carried the game
>>556088436>>556088671the brick genuinely fucking sucksmost of the new weapons suck
>>556089881It's so funny how Demoman is a top pick but Squirrel Girl is nowhere to be seen in high elos
>>556090147Squirrel Girl hurts your winrate because all of your teammates get stuck staring at her ass
>>556090147The game is supermobile and has a fuckton of burst healing, especially when compared to TF2You're unable to hit like 75% of the cast as Squirrel Girl, and even if you manage to land one nut on the ass, she just gets instantly healed by her Invis Woman before dropping your ass with 2 headshotsAnd you're never hitting a character like Spider-Man
>>556090848>has a fuckton of burst healingHonestly the only gripe I have with that game, it's so disheartening seeing you drop the enemy to 10 health and then they suddenly went full health out of nowhere. Not sure why they prioritize healers that much in that game.
>>556091167because they are scared of DPSniggers completely taking over the game
>>556091167Because supportcucks are single-handedly bankrolling the game. They get the most skins and the paypigs wouldn’t play the game anymore if their role wasn’t braindead easy
>>556091574if only they're this kind to Psylocke's kit, she's the only one resembling Scout gameplaywise and she's ass, fire skins though.
/tf2g/ - Marvel Rivals General im not bashing you guys but i gotta be a memelord whenever i can
>>556092825heh
I LIKE VIP MODE
marvel rivals looks cool when i'm looking at the unique and weird characters that i know nothing about and then it's just like "btw this is actually just another thing that shoves shit like iron man and captain america and other garbage down ur throat" and so i'll never be able to play it
>>556093026I've hated hunted since that time I played it on Fortress Forever in like 2013
>>556093026it's no mobstuh but it'll do
I wish there's a Rivals' tank that is as fun as Heavy
I wish there's a TF2 tank that is as sexy as Orisa
>>556093707
>>556093707Furries are weird
>>556074580artist name? i cant read ghost cum
>>556094453>he doesn't know how to get to pixiv from the filename
>>556081554real specific
>>556093645Wait until Warmachine comes out in 2029
>>556094586I'm sorry anon, I haven't memorized every image sharing website's file naming system to the point where I can recognize them in the wildBest I can do is identify mobileposters
>>556094949>flierBro is going to be gimped to hell healthwise
>>556094970Hello. I too am a mobile poster! We love mobility unless it's a Heavy with a GRU. Use Fists Of Steel, you dumb fucks
>>556094701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaxJLWyTiFIValve also keeps lying about fixing it but the easiest way to verify they're lying it to just go to the underworld on Eyeaduct, or better yet since TF2 is mega doodoo, VIP Avanti and try using the Rejuvenator in this room
>>55609458669A42BE
>>556095427>69hehe
>>556095369that's more of a map issue than a weapon issue, no?
>>556095842It's a code issue, that mappers have to work around. TF2C devs had full control of both, so there is absolutely no excuse. Nor is there for Valve but you already knew that, didn't you.
>>556094970>doesn't instantly recognize pixiv filenames
>>556088671next OP right here also baby making sex with hilda>>556090051sex with vex and briar
>>556094453>>556094970install 4chan X and you'll have a button to instantly go to pixiv
>>556088671Next time could you please name the victim 'The entire population of <country>'?
>>556095974take a chill pill dude
>>556097893>shut up and consume slop, goy
>>556098046This is /tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General, so yes, indeed, being here means you don't just like slop, you adore it.
>>556098046no I'm really just advocating for you to calm down, but I'd settle for you shutting up
>>556101865>SHUT UP AND STOP POINTING OUT TF2COMMUNISM'S PROBLEMSlol. lmao. Is the mod really in the PR damage control phase already?
>>556102216idk but it certainly seems to be in the forced twitter drama shill phase
>Hat I wanted sold to someone else Fuck
>>556102304>The "forced twitter drama shill"ing in question>>556081554>>556094701>>556095369>>556095842>>556095974Your flavor of the month mod for a game that's been dead for ten years and serves no niche has merely been observed not fixing a long-standing code issue with the vanilla game and we're supposed to believe totally organically there is a really passionate fan here telling people to stop talking about it.
>>556102686I know that feel, it came back a few days later when I already got another damn hat. Just wait for it.
>>556102959not a fan, I just see even less of a point in whining about it here than there is for the mod existinglike oh no, the overwatch gun is broken on a few maps the same way the bison is in retail tf2, the sky is falling
>>556102959I just think it’s fun, and that (You) are a schizo
>>556103274>I see no point in talking about the video game in the video game generalMaybe you are a real /tf2g/ poster after all.>>556103350>You are a schizo for pointing out that the new Medigun that isn't an easy port from the vanilla game does not work after the product went gold.The C in TF2C really does stand for Communism doesn't it
>>556103650I guess ‘autistic’ would’ve been the better term but ranting about communism is pretty schizo too
>>556103207Its already shuffled through two backpacks since it sold sometime last month. Don't think its coming back to the market for a while despite its age
>>556103957Oh well, maybe find some similar effects on the same hat?
>>556104204Wanted the effect more than I wanted the hat. Its no big deal but the other ones are more expensive than its worth. Honestly stuff like this and team captains are going to disappear from the market in the next two-three years
>>556104593>cheapest cosmetic with this effect is 43 keysGod
Do you guys buy unusuals for classes you rarely play?
>>556105253Nah. I've got one good unusual and the rest share an all/multi-class
>>556104983Yeah. Shitty heavy hats are the cheapest, and anything thats actually nice enough to wear starts at 1.5k keys. Since the one I want is gone (Cost 1.8k keys) the next cheapest one worth buying is 3k minimum, and if I'm paying that much investing in team captains would be better
>>556105253I've been playing on and off since 2011, and I was even a bit of a tradefag for like a year (I unironically used to shark kids and basically scam them by getting them to trade their drop hats or genuine promo items for weapons). I unironically had a backpack worth around 1000 bucks by sharking and scouring trade websites looking for good deals before someone else got to them and then flipping the items (I genuinely only bought like 5 keys during this time, i was making bank off scamming clueless kids), and I unironically only ever had 1 unusual that I kept, and it was a Stormy Storm Detective Noir. But the thing is, I never really liked unusuals, so I only kept it for like a month before I changed my mind and flipped it for a profit. Like 3 more were in my possession over the months, but I always immediately flipped them for a profit. I eventually realized how much of a degenerate I was turning into, so I sold my entire backpack for like $1000 bucks via PayPal in 2013 and stopped playing TF2 for a good fucking while (wasted a lot of that money on a fucking xbox one btw)
>>556103650you're not talking about the video game though, you're just whining that an obscure bug that's present on both versions of tf2 is somehow evidence of a communist conspiracy
>>556106839>1500 keys>spending ~$3700 on hats with particle effectsbrother, just paint a hat you like, it's infinitely cheaper and looks miles better
>>556107949I understand its stupid. I'm just offloading hats/weapons/stranges I have and consolidating their value into a few of them since traderfags keep lowballing me and I'm over it. Also keys sell for 1.55-1.88 usd. Its closer to 2600 but that doesn't make it better
>>556108525I was going to say that if you're just trying to consolidate them into a few valuable items, you're better off turning them into some CS:GO item, because those are supposed to be more financially stable because the inflation isn't nearly as bad, but then I realized I didn't really care that much and don't know what I'm talking about
>>556108743You're actually right, but cs traders don't care about tf2 items. Its viewed as literal trash from a dead game compared to their economy. The closest comparison I could make for how poorly its viewed in trading there was if you tried to trade scrap metal for unusuals. The only way to get rid of tf2 items and cash out without getting lowballed is by going through the tf2 market or selling on steam marketplace. Which is why top traders seethe and breakdown if you don't buy from them at their overinflated prices. Its dead money
jew princess plap
>>556109036I gave up on chasing unusuals when I determined it was causing me mental anguish that I couldn't get ahold of the stuff I wanted without paying obscene prices. I have a small handful that I enjoy and feel no need to replace them or hunt more down now and I play the game less now anyway. I really would love to see Valve rerelease exclusive ones however so it destroys the prices.
>>556111289You and me both man. I'd welcome nothing more than total traderfag death, but trust me you're better off not going for the stuff you want because it'd drive you mad and empty your bank account. Besides you could always play on servers with plugins that let you add the stuff you want anyways
>>556104593those prices are all severely outdated. everything in that screenshot is 500-600 keys bare minimum and the yellow belt is more like 5000 keys
new star video yooo
>>556112801I didn't realize he still made videos I thought he quit youtube for good
>>556112104>Like 5000 keysAnon I..
>>556112993Okay I lowballed it but you get the idea (though sell orders don't mean anything if they never sell). Unless you are paying thousands you are not getting the effect because trader fags manipulated the price to ridiculous heights. The absolute CHEAPEST would still be nearly a thousand dollars I suspect
you ever just casually observe people in pubs?
>>556113260You're right on all accounts. Hats that look good are few and far between these days. They're in collectors backpacks, or cost too much. A recent sale I'm familiar with is the spellbound Das Übersternmann selling for 5k keys because I was looking into buying it myself
>>556113356he's practicing
What would be your reaction if they improved the netcode? I can see two sides to it. On the one hand, anybody should be thrilled for greater accuracy, particularly in close range scenarios with melee weapons, but on the other hand I'm sure there are purists out there who would say the game is ruined if you change it.
>>556115219all they need to do to improve netcode is replace the 100ms interp default with something less retarded. In which case purists can still just put the 100ms interp setting in their config
Imagine if they remove kunai. How many spies would commit suicide?
why does this only seem to happen to me?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770108660485453.mp4
>>556118272god hates you (and me)
>>556118272All the time. Its half the reason why I don't play spy unless I'm fucking around in casual
>>556119179>>556118905it's funny, I was the one just complaining about the netcode too. If I really "missed" the spy, please don't give me the thud of my Bottle hitting his flesh and the blood splatter.
>>556118272>>556119549by my math, you could have hit him with your melee and he could have potentially survived. looks like that engi had 121 hp, kunai takes that which (assuming he was at base 70 hp) could put him up to 191, then the sticky damage variance is the hardest to pin down, but could possibly have done just little enough to leave the spy with more than the 52 hp required to survive a melee hit with the cloak damage resistancefuck kunaiggers btw
>>556120532112* hp and 182*, my badrest is still plausible
>>556120532yeah, maybe he would've still survived, but I would've been less upset about it if my melee attack actually registered properly.
>>556034190didnt know there was a sorted history with her, all i've seen is reddit faggots complain of the sentry girls anime look
>>556121553>sorted historylol good one
>>556121553They're right. Her body is fine. Her head isn't, but we stopped caring about things fitting tf2 a long time ago
>>556121770big engungus
>>556034190>>556121553That's not Mimi, that's the older Mini Sentry girl design. It never caught on as much as Mimi, Mimi is hated for having a stereotypical anime face sure, but it was mostly that she got too popular too quickly so she was everywhere. The older Mini design never got that much hate despite also being anime.
>>556117565not as many as you'd think, but you'd see a sharp increase in dead ringer usage
>>556068043man this retard really scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to fake outrage over
>>556115219Eric folds under the slightest pressure if people complain like with the jetpack bug fix so if it did happen he'd revert the change a day later
>>556128208what happened with the jetpack
>>556128758You can keep the jetpack stomp effect with a different secondary like the Detonator so Pyro mains used it for flashy killsEric tried fixing this but Pyro mains bitched loud enough that it got reverted a few days later
>>556129020desu did that really need fixing? those poor bastards have nothing and their flamer is still broken
>>556129379It's not even that good because every time you die you have to reset the bugAlso as a downside the game thinks you're always airborne so DH/Reserve Shooter will always minicrit against them
>>556129661so it's a net positive
>>556105253I used to for the sake of trading back in the day or just to add onto the Level 69 collection. Finally did away with my C9 69 Cold Killer after I realized "Damn. I really don't play Sniper enough. What's the point lol"
>>556113356Very often before I decide "Yeah this team is gonna lose. Onto the next server"
>>556105253>buygot mine for free :)
>>556130693i'm still upset that i deleted my unusual scrap to make backpack room when i was a f2p, and valve support declined to return it despite everyone and their mother saying they would
dead morningdead general
shupo morningshupo general
wood morning morning wood
>server rules say not to discuss [thing]>some guy keeps trying to force a discussion about [thing] even though everyone else is trying to frag and talk about other stuff>tell him to stop and just play the game>he doesn't>make fun of him>get banned alongside him for discussing [thing] even though I didn't discuss it at any pointI'm so tired of retarded moderation on community servers, it fucking sucks that the only alternative is the wet blanket that is casual mode
Playing as the VIP is pretty underwhelming actually. Obviously, I'm not expecting him to be bouncing off the walls and shooting lasers from his eyes, but just waddling around with 1 ability is kinda whatever. I feel like being on Engineer, Medic, or Spy is probably better for support anyway. But he looks so fucking funny in action that it's worth it.
The Mobster was specifically designed to address the complaint of "Civilian is boring", but Eric didn't listen.
I don't play TF2C, I play Deadlock
>>556143548https://youtu.be/qms7tMqAhCM
>>556143782that fadeout is a better punchline than the punchline
>>556142921You may have seen as nagging the subject further by provoking whoever was discussing it. Moderation team doesn't care about if you having enough of a bad day to mock internet strangers they nip the bud of the problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5mSBlLWsMDa Mobstah at his therapy session (for never getting added) when asked what he thinks about the TF2C Civilian:
How are we feeling bros... Come back soon?
>>555855735Now that the dust has settled, what are /tf2g/'s unironic and genuine thoughts on TF2C? Is it good outside of its novelty value?
>>556150780it has had a consistent playerbase of 200-300 regular players for years, now that it is on steam it will almost certainly maintain roughly that for years to come
I think TF2C VIP sucksAnd I also think the workslop version of VIP also sucksThere's a reason they replaced it with Payload
Asked my gf if she wanted to play TLOU or Hello Kitty Island Adventure and she said she wanted to play "FF2 or whatever it's called that you play" instead. So now you can watch her attempts at fighting bots in Training mode
ask her if she wants to play "peruse viva's gore collection"
>>556150973The TF2 community is basically a living embodiment of Chesterton's Fence when it comes to decisions valve made on balance and game design
faglock has mid goon material compared to tf2
>>556154027She says she's too addicted to TF2 now to even let me kill some bot sentries for her, so I doubt she'd wanna see that now
i doubt she'd wanna see it ever. and so do you. which is why you hide it
>>556156901She likes watching fight videos. Just a few days ago. I finished showing her a fight where two guys were fighting on the subway tracks and one of them got onto the third rail and started dying. She knows I dabble in watching this stuff
always minimizing and avoiding the real situation. you can act all you want, you know you're afraid to show her the actual truth
>>556123810I like applying the older design to the mini-mini sentry mvm upgrade. Then it makes sense.
>i will never be vivafeels good man
>>556142921Modern internet moderation is full of faggots and sycophants. I got banned from skial because three people opened a report on me and the mods were tired of dealing with it. When I start releasing stuff on steam I intend to block all skial players/admins from playing it just in case
>>556134970sex>>556150973i find them fun
the mine layer is fucking stupid>fires like 4 times faster than the stickybomb launcher, meaning you can have an insta-kill trap up in like 1 second>the auto-detonate requires no commitment or active sightline from the demoman>the counter of hitscan classes disarming the mines is vastly outweighed by how distracting, tedious, and spammable it is
>>556161724also i forgot>vastly longer range and speed than stickies>can fuck up spies for free
>>556160662Heres the context for that. In fact I still think I might ddos them for a month whenever I care enough to reinstall the game.>That one anon who said it was racism back thenLmao
>>556161724they should give the heavy a riot shield and a glock with a switch on it
>>556163642master of shit no one cares about speaking right here
>>556163848agreed
>>556163948Relevant to the conversation faggot. Its so insignificant I only remembered it because he was talking about getting banned
>>556163848uhthe shupos are kissing
>>556163848are they... you know..
>>556166049frotting?yes
>>556166386flame scorched?
>>556166386you son of a bitch nobody gets to primary secondary my sister
>>556166386erm, ted isn't a melee for Pyro...
>TF2C hidden achievementDominate a mod contributorYeah, fuck that shit
>>556166049giving out sandwich bjs where one sucks and the other rims?why yes, yes they are
>>556163848>>556165521epstein ass pic
556166386the joke is "back shot"ed
>>556167824>TF2C modders think they are micro ecelebscute
>>556170162repeated breeding with kindred
I deserved a tf2c medal to be quite desu
>>556170794repeated breeding with rouge
>>556134860meowscarada plap>>556150973The model and VA were both decent, but that's about it. Payload was really the correct move here since playing or having to protect that fatass is so fucking boring.tristana plap>>556161023midna plap>>556163848>>556134970shupo plap>556170162>556170794kindred and rogue plap
>>556161023>>556150973>>556134860also, repeated breeding with tristana and midna and egg making sex with meowscarada
>>556171284>rogueit's rouge brother
>>556171528my mistake
>>556171654it's okay i still love you
>>556169950no shit, anon
Kinda disappointed by the lack of spies in TF2C. I guess the old joke that spy mains can't play without their favorite 2 unlocks is actually true.
>>556170162so true sister, just like you here
>>556171654it's alright it's an easy typo to make
>>556168509>sandwich bjs That's the stuff.https://files.catbox.moe/z5hgy6.jpg
>>556172134wow
>>556172134holy sex
>>556172134uhhh, I need to go refill my madmilk
>>556172215What makes these pedos post porn here?
>>556172134gahddamn
>>556172134when's the shupo mad milk charging circle sesh
>some people want to have tongues stuck up their assesHow is this NOT gay???
>>556174585it's okay if it's a girl's tongue
>>556172134Me on the left>>556170162Plap
>>556174585it's not so much about getting your ass licked, it's more about a woman being willing enough to degrade herself just to please you
>>556174585the real problem for me is actually forcing or asking the girl to do it, even if she's willing i'd feel bad for her
>>556175286just clean yourself thoroughly and it shouldn't be a problem
>>556174585I’m bisexual so yes
>>556175952I'm meowscaradasexual
>>556175952meowscarada intercourse
>>556172732addiction
what's wrong with being gay? the mercs are gay, and you guys love them.
>>556177029oops wrong pic
>>556177104nice
>>556177104that thing's got a lot of channels
>>556177753Can we watch ATHF
>>556177753we're still working on the poppy contract someone push the fucking cock
>>556177029>>556177104>>556177753LOL, so true sisters
>>556177940not since the adult swim contract fell thru...
>>556177753Turn up the volume and change it to the yordle plapping channel please
>>556179941that is the yordle plapping channel
>>556179453Awwww…
>>556180361baby making sex with honey
>>556180227then tell scout to hurry the fuck up>>556180361honey plap
>>556179453If we had gotten a team fortress cartoon its strange to think that this game might be more relevant now
>>556180459scout's on his 7th load in poppy as we speak
>>556182070The cuck keeping count.
>>556182070good
>>556180679>no tf2 show>quickplay gone>scream fortress contractssiiiggghhh
>>556182270spoiler: I am the scout here
>>556068967late to the convo but the scout already breaks the laws of physhics i dont see how being athletic means anything
>>555881451nice edit anon, i did something similar a while ago
>>556159749you like underage kids you smelly romanian cunt
>Fish still going at itlel
>>556185407YD is the anime/shupo poster?
>>556185485who?and what?
>>556175286this guy gets it
>get a message from a friend I've known for 2 years>smalltime streamer>wants me to join his faceit team>heard about people getting their accounts stolen from clicking bad links so I'm cautious>link is normal>sends me a second 'faceit.uncletopia' link>yeah this smells like bullshit>send my friend a message on discord with a screencap of all of this>check the IP of my 'friend' in the call>Norway>wtf>check his attached instagram and twitch>both are fake with 0 followers>as I'm noticing all of this I get back a message>"THAT'S NOT FUCKING ME BRO I CAN'T SIGN IN">the dude was using an AI voiceover to sound exactly like my friend>guy notices I haven't said anything in a minute or so, kicks me out of the call and blocks meholy fuck
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Unused_content#WeaponsWhat scrapped weapon are they gonna reinvent in the inevitable TF2C update?
>>556188917a weapon that keeps the player base alive
>>556188853Yeah. Its why I keep my account and inventory private. If you have ANYTHING valuable at all in it then saars and russians will pull every trick in the book to try and scam your account out of you instead of just your items
>>556169950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klFZMmN7LLw
>>556188853Anyone asking you to use faceit for TF2 in current year is an immediate red flag
>>556185586LOL
>>556188853Make sure you report his profile and include your screencaps, the AI shit is scary
>>556192557>>556188853Nevermind I missed the part that the account was hijacked, well maybe you can use the screencap as proof the account was stolen and contact support for him
>>556188853Similar thing happened to me years ago. A Steam friend who I haven't talked for years and just standing there suddenly messaged me and asked me to vote for his CS team on some shady site holding a competition with seemingly a Steam login integration.I asked him several times why the fuck do I have to login into Steam on some site that I don't know and he avoided the question and just told me to log into it for voting. I entered a wrong password on purpose and it didn't give me any warnings about it but redirected me to same voting page as I haven't logged in yet.I described what happened being a gullible but smart idiot I am and there was no response after that. That was about 8 years or so ago but what kind of scheme is that?
>>556103813>>556107789>goalpost shiftingAnything to not talk about Medic's one and only custom Medigun being broken after the game went gold, right? Anything to not talk about this evidence that the TF2C dev team aren't familiar with the game they're modding and using to bill their product as a return to form. Anything to not talk about the MANY years of NEVER testing for this despite it being a bug in the vanilla fucking game.Backers have been SCAMMED.
>>556192557nobody wanted this AI shit but then it gets plopped down everywhere it's so fucked man
>>556195175Love billionaires dumping money into it to get it out as quickly as possible and now we have to deal with it
*music begins*meet the chuddy
>>556196295if i was a bad chuddy i wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would i!?
>>555855735Is Medic a nazi?
>>556197814Medic's Mountain Cap says he is/was
It's infuriating how good TF2C's new weapons look. Stuff like the hunting revolver and cyclops just look so excellent, so they are naturally fun to equip and fire. Then you return to the actual game and see shit like... the candy cane and wrap assassin
>>556195175AI is good.
Why the fuck are people still playing classified its so shit stop fucking playing it
>>556203445It’s _______fun_______
Why the fuck are people not making a tf2g server? It's easy and we can finally play together and have fun.
>>556185485is he still seething after getting btfo'd by the pipeline guy?
>>556205803One of the regulars a couple of years back used to have one didn't he? Wonder what happened to it
>Deadlock gets werewolf women>we get no mvm update and no quickplay
>>556205803We have the Frag Zone and Konata, the issue is no one plays on themAll other attempts to make one are met with failure unless you generalize it and turn it into not just a tf2g server like Castawayalso creaming the rabbit repeatedly
>>556205803why is her butt so fat
>>556169950Bond burger? is this an american joke?
>>556207332the better to plap with
>>556207337>James Bond is a secret agent>Burgers are often “smashed”Last night I “secretly smashed” your sister. That is to say, had sex with her. It’s quite simple, really, though I don’t blame you for failing to comprehend it.
>>556207692oh, Epstein joke then
>>556207692actually that's the 6th bond and the burger is the 9th item on the menu, the joke is I 69'd your sister
>>556210752>the burger is the 9th item on the menuhow the fuck do you even know this shit
what is this board's consensus on Lister's OC?
>>556211112Lister? As in Mr. Lister the Sister Fister?
>>556211668miss that lil nigga like u wopuldnt believe
>>556211112extremely cute and breedable
>>556211112Is that a boy or a flat girl
>>556144476I literally only said two sentences, which is what baffles me. The one telling him>"hey man nobody wants to talk about that, can you stop interrupting"and"hurr durr I'm [guy's name] and I can't read social cues"
>>556161724>>556162330but they audibly beep and visually blink, can't be stuck on anything but the floor, and don't explode on disguised spies?
>>556213258boy
What should the next OP be?
>>556214909already decided>>556088671
>>556214958many are saying this
>>556188917Hopefully the fire retardant suit
>>556214909my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>556214958That has nothing to do with TF2 though.
>>556215085you're right, it's a TF2C image
>>556215068Bit mean.
>>556185485Where? I wanna see
>>556214958thirded
>>556220405giving cream a baby brother or sister gamegiving cream a baby brother or sister general
>>556214053For future reference don't bother typing in game chat anymore if you aren't in a casual game
Is tf2 down for anyone else?
playing tf2 rn just to spite you
>>556223004>playing tf2You’ve already lost
>>555855735scout wouldn't do that
>>556197814Ja!
>>556225685>scout wouldn't look at a hot girlyou don't know scout
>>556227117That's not his type, tho. He likes decent, smart ladies mike Miss Pauling.
>>556227234>literally cuts to him having sex with a whoreno, my sweet summer child, he'll fuck whores in one night stands, he only wants a stable relationship with smart girls
What is a shupo, where do they come from and what is up with those weird, green halos they got? Also, are they clones or just twins? For real, I am curious. And why do they dress like cops? Are they even TF2 RELATED?
>>556227310ok, fairI just remembered that conversation between Scout and Spy in Expiration Date, that kinda confirms this.
>>556227415>What is a shupo, where do they come from and what is up with those weird, green halos they got? Also, are they clones or just twins? For real, I am curious.Blue Archive, and twins. The halos are mostly a stylistic thing but also represent their consciousness. Shupo is a Japanese onomatopoeia that sounds like a train moving, or something>And why do they dress like cops?They're bullet train conductors>Are they even TF2 RELATED?No, but neither is the image you posted
>>556227532yeah that's literally what I was referencing, he's good with and will fuck whores whenever but always desired a stable relationship with smart girls that smell good and can readeven after the comics end it seems he fails at that goal and keeps fucking whores that leave him
>>556227881that final comic is so unsatisfying and bad that I don't even consider it canondidn't the job of writing the comic itself change hands partway through? it seems like there was a tonal shift at some point
>>556227978the serialized ones (TF comics) were always gay pinkerton and erik wolpawthe earlier ones changed artists and possibly writers several times, but it was the same writers since 2014 or so
we're team fortress >:3
Literally all of the anti-Zesty opinions come from members of the LGBT community, 100% of them>ScaryMonstershates Zesty, was banned from Kogasatopia for being LGBT>Dotsyhates Zesty, is well known for being homosexual>FishSickOnAStickhates Zesty, dressed up as a maid on stream (straight people don't do this)>indiihates Zesty, is transgender>Tobashidoesn't hate Zesty but still streamsniped him, is transgender
>>556229389I like how Koga just had a strict anti-gay era until the leader was exposed and now it's fruitbowl city
>>556229590I miss that time. It still feels like a psyop that the owner was gay
>>556230650I'm just glad the shartyteens that frequent there can feel free to be themselves now!
What if the game had vents you can only go through by crouching?
>>556229590>>556230650>someone outspokenly anti gay is actually a closet gaymany such cases
>>556232661does that sound fun to you beyond a surface level thought
>>556232758this but unironically
Serverblight question, but how less fucked would me and my friend be if we were playing in a server with friendly fire?
>>556233201Very.
>>556227768ok thanks for the explaining>neither is the image you postedthat's the point
>>556220405Vanilla plapPlapping Vanilla
>>556215063This but when the suit is consumed Spy goes around like THIS
>>556238248>consumedHa, no. Didn't it replace his gun or the sapper in the beta?
>>556205974>>556215249His latest steam, just bitching about quickplay again
>>556238369Replaced the revolver. First version gave 90% fire damage resistance, the second version just afterburn immunityPretty funny that it was scrapped and reworked into the Spycicle then years later they basically gave it to Sniper with the reworked DDS
https://youtu.be/IL9Ik2oXxFIsoul
>>556164234>Being racist faggot>In Skial out of every serverAre you fucking retarded or something?
>>556225804kek
>>556214909this one is pretty good >>556088671
>find it next to impossible to headshot people with the ambassador, because everyone is so twitchy nowadays and their head hitbox is like lagging behind or ahead of their position based on their ping>play tf2c>sniper with the hunting revolver might be even more obnoxious than retail tf2 snipers, able to hang back and rip rapid fire shots at head heightit's looking like it's gonna be more and more impossible to chase sick amby headshots with my fucking stupid slow retard brain and unresponsive reflexes and handsgetting older sucks, especially when you weren't even cracked at anything in your youth
>>556246959You don't really need cat reflexes to play Sniper, it's more about your technique than just reaction speed or even motor skills.
ougoku
I still want to know who initially proposed the idea of an ambassador nerf at valve, considering literally nobody complained about it
>>556253420I'm still convinced it was all the hacking ambassador spies from around that time
>>556254981ironically I don't think I ever ran into those, because I was trying to train my amby aim on community server meme maps with low grav, and then never left them until I dropped the game
Good morning Reddit!
>>556258096azazel plapmodeus plapreddit plap
>>556258096sex
its over isn't it?
>>556233101I wasn't being ironic it's just true
>>556238248sexcellent
>>556262551shupo sex
>>556262908>>556262908>>556262908GOTTAM
>>556262551isn't it?
